The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 768: Surviving Tough Mudder
Episode Date: February 1, 2022Bryan gives his reason for not attending Tough Mudder, and the guys talks Jay Schaub almost dying on the course, Shapel and Christian's heroic ramp climb, Brendan's hatred of the ...electroshock obstacle, best steaks in LA, Cooper Kupp breaking records, protests over Joe Rogan ad Spotify, a 22 year old stuck in a little girls body, James Blunt's hilarious post about Joe Rogan and Spotify and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey guys, how many what the tough mother yeah, yeah, I you know, it's you know, it's funny what I knew you're gonna pull out hold on Dude out of out of feeling to be excuse me. You know, you know, you know, it's you made me feel bad for you
It's every friend. I knew it was gonna show you know who's to blame right?
my I knew it was gonna show. You know who's to blame, right? Who? My three gold.
You think?
The pitch them on the nerve you've pitched me
and then we'll talk about it.
So I have to phone and then,
my girl goes, my girl goes, I need to talk to you.
Now remember, you call me on Friday.
Yep, Friday, the day before the race.
So my girl goes,
we've been talking about this for months.
Now I gotta, I gotta premium.
We build up.
I gotta premium at home.
I got a little premature baby at home.
And you know, you're not supposed to,
you gotta wash your hands, you can't have them in crowds,
all that stuff.
Sure.
So I, my girl goes, I have to talk to you.
Now my girl's not an alarmist and she says,
so I was at the pediatrician and for an hour,
he kept bringing it back to how the most irresponsible thing you could do is this tough mother because you're rolling in mud
With a thousand other people and you could bring something home. Yeah, so I immediately go well, I'll take a shower
Okay, I'll take a shower not a big deal because and this is the first time I'm here and if that nobody tells you
When you have a preemie you can do, you can't run a marathon
and you can't be at a concert.
Nobody says that, I've never heard that.
Have you ever heard that?
No.
So I'm immediately skeptical.
So I call my buddy Russ, who's a doctor,
call my other buddy, Dr.
and both of them go, my one buddy goes,
I think it's all right.
And I go, and he goes, how old is he?
And I go, he's about two weeks.
But he's premature, and he's got a little heart monitor
just to make sure.
And he goes, no, you can't do that.
He goes, no, you can't do that.
And he says, it's not that the kid is something to do.
But if that kid gets a fever,
you bring something home.
They automatically have to bring them to the hospital.
So it's a lot.
You put a, there's some kind of thing you put in their spine.
Did you tell your friend you're not walking the house?
Do you ever mother?
I did.
I said, I take a shower.
Now, here's the earth.
But all these doctors are cool.
Are you doing stand-up?
Well, now, now, now.
Well, now, here's the other thing.
I talked to my girl and I said on the way back,
because I was right in here at Lake Elsonort when I did that.
To me.
The graduation.
That's the best. Yeah. I drove by a science at Lake Elsonort when I did that... The Potomaculation. The Bray, if that's the Bray. Yeah.
I drove by a science at Lake Elsonort.
So I go all the way down to Immacula.
This is the day before the race, as was planned,
and I perform for 400 people in very tight quarters
of veterans, cops, you know,
just great people from Immacula, some of Joe's cousins, you know, just great people from Temecula,
some of Joe's cousins, your ladies cousins.
Okay. Yep.
So I'm shaking hands and I'm bubbslappin'
I'm talkin' and doin' all that stuff.
I mean, I'm covered in the saliva and
terms of a thousand people.
Yeah.
And my, I say to, I call my girl and I go,
she goes, I was, I go, I'm good, but you know,
I'm doin' I just got basically spit on
by 400 people.
So what's the difference?
She goes, oh yeah, no, no, I didn't tell him
that you did that.
I didn't tell him that you performed for all those people
because he would have said you definitely can't do that either.
But you still did it.
So then, hold on, it gets better.
Then I meet a pediatrician there.
Where's my wife, he was a pro baseball player talking to me.
My wife's a doctor.
Oh, at the show.
Yep.
She goes, and I go, and I say, can I, you know,
run the Tough Mudder?
And she says, just take a shower.
All right.
She gives me the go ahead.
She goes, I mean, they're being overly cautious.
I'm not telling you.
Whatever you talk to.
Right.
The problem with it is, the problem I have is if you tell my girl that
and she has a baby and I say,
I'm gonna take a chance and something does happen.
In fact, not worth it to me.
But now you can still do stand up.
Well, I'm sorry, girl,
I'm sorry, you're doing stand up.
Hold on, no, I took,
I took a January and February off,
but you're doing stand up now.
No, I took January and February off.
I'm not actually. We just stand up Thursday night. I did do stand-up now. No, I took January, February off.
We just stand up Thursday night.
Did you stand up Thursday night?
Wait, what's that?
I just want to lie down with you.
Yeah, this entire story.
No one's lying.
I don't care either.
No, I'm with you.
I mean, what I thought I don't think so much.
I'm with the doctor.
You could, you're not though, but my son is.
One doctor told you not.
Here's my thing though.
I don't care, dude.
No, no, please. It's calm like a lady.
No, no, please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You agree you had a doctor telling not to do it right well. I'm saying that I go that doctor and go
We know you need a standup. You did this week, right? You know you did with Brendan on Wednesday, right that same right
We she didn't tell him that and I didn't know I don't care. I didn't think about it
Let me run but you said it's your girl not the doctor right your girl knows you to stand up
I'm sorry your girl knows you do stand up. Here's the hit you still do stand up.
Here's what I was going through my head.
Here's the, I'll tell you,
and when she told me to kill her,
I'm like, I don't care, man.
I'll tell you exactly what was going through my head.
This is exactly what it was meant to, man.
I was like, I would have done it.
And now I'm at the tough matter
where taking pictures, I'm covered in mud.
Do you not say something did happen?
Just say my kid does get a fever or something.
But take that, but keep that same attitude with your stand up. It's just as
dangerous. This is me talking about your kid. I didn't think
about that literally until on the way back when I talked to my
girl literally. So what are you going to do? Can't you
date? I don't have any dates in February. I can I just need I
need basically a month just to give a month. You need you need
four weeks because the kids still the kid today starting today
was supposed to come out of the womb.
So when the child's premature and has,
you know, it had, yeah, it's-
The doctors, I know you were standing up.
Not really.
Nobody told me.
Nobody said anything about that.
Nobody said thing.
And by the way, having said that,
you can still take a shower,
like this, the person at the show said,
why would take a shower?
It was a beauty.
Apparently, apparently, if you are rolling in mud
and blood and everything else,
you can still catch something and give it to a shot.
Give it to a baby.
Cause the kid doesn't have the shots.
Yeah.
So, better safe than sorry.
By the way.
And then you take me Friday and said you hit your ankle.
Oh no.
I promise you.
No, no, no, no, I'm saying thank God I have an excuse
because my plan of fashion, I just just so bad. Well Jay said this and you can you're saying too, you're saying too. Thank God I have an excuse. Because my plan of fashion, I just so bad.
Jay said this and you can vote for this too.
Like Jay was like, I'm glad Brian didn't do it.
It wouldn't been good.
Oh, I was, I'm telling you dude,
it was like my first thought.
My first thought, I was like,
it's actually great.
You would have been landed in that way.
By far the oldest guy and you have plan of fashion.
I was like, you're probably better.
It's not like, it was, it was,
I think I would have been fucked.
And I don't run.
I mean, I tried to run it.
I've been trying to run it.
How long did it take me?
Five hours.
Five hours.
I literally thought you did it in two.
No, I did in three.
I thought you did two hours.
No, two is flying.
Two is crazy.
It was like right over three.
I was sitting here, I was like, yeah, well, I didn't know
if I could get in.
If you guys tell me it was 30 obstacles super cold. Oh, I'm I'm I'm I'm we never saw the sun. And I thought it was going
to be in my first. I thought it was all at first. You're moving in first. Yeah. At first
the sun did come out. But after a while, just dark clouds. And we just in like you're just cold.
How about the beginning? How about the very beginning? You know, you start. So there was 400
people signed up. I've in my head. I'm like, right, for start. So there was 400 people signed up.
In my head, I'm like, right, 400.
I mean, dope. We're all run together.
But I'm an idiot because tough runners, like, no,
there's four different heats.
You're not all run together.
Because of the opposite.
You'd be waiting 45 minutes.
Like they break up into smaller numbers
so you can get through it faster.
I thought we're all going to be together.
But Jay, like my crew's with me.
Everyone has our thick-mutter shirts on.
We're running, maybe two minutes in the race.
I see Jay, I don't know.
And I go, and I go, hey, hey,
and there's like, you know, fans right inside of for it.
And I go, fellas, fellas, just don't stop moving.
Just stay with me, don't stop moving, we'll get through this.
And Jay's gone man
Where's the palette now you're we're two minutes in the ratio's I'm gonna get she belt starts
I was wondering why he walked back he starts walk. Who is this?
This is Jay goes back to Spellt. We didn't seem well cuz he realized
We had it we had a crew with us there was a there was a crew of
Guys that were with us that's how it goes when you start. There's gonna be like in my group, there's probably say 30, 40 people.
Well yeah, we're not talking, yeah, yeah.
Then you go through the first thing.
That's maybe 30 people, yeah, yeah.
They keep going, that's down to 20, yeah, yeah,
that's down to 10, yeah, yeah.
And then all of a sudden, there's eight of you.
Just running, leaving.
My, my, my, I'm glad I didn't do it because my ego would have,
I would have tried to, you know, know stay with everybody and I would have gotten hurt
I think oh yeah, I think I'd be fucked up right? I think 100% you don't like the cold and it was I don't mark mark
Mark
It's always meatballs it makes me it makes me a coward the cold yeah, it turns me you slide into the
I'm trying to fuck you like at your age are like when we did I was I looked at my brother
I was like this is not for talent like this one I'm gonna try and fuck with you, like at your age or like when we did, I looked at my brother, I was like, this is not for count. Like this one, I'm too much in love.
It was, it was, it was.
It's been a layers content, which I was,
yeah, that's what I wanted to do.
I think you, you're gonna pull it off the 5K.
Well, I talked to a tough mother,
so next time we do it on, that's those soon.
We're gonna offer a 5K and a 15K.
Yeah, 5K, 15K was a beat.
I'm actually really proud of myself,
because I was like, you know, you're not bad, I wanted to fucking be like I work out like planet fat shares. I think I do a five-k I can run
5k 1b to bed, but that nine point was about
It's right under 10 miles right about so we're that you're going around like the whole lake in this other area
And we're way ahead of them way ahead. So far ahead of them there on the part we did like an hour ago
But we're crossing past like yeah, I was like oh
Way ahead. So far ahead of them there on the part we did like an hour ago, but we're crossing past like yeah I was like oh
Chappelle Jay just cut through you're not gonna make it cut through and she bells like yeah and Jay's like
You can tell like yeah and they start to go on the fans go no
Stay down there no like no change yeah
Like and the other guys are what did you heard of yeah and the other guys are what they're two Yeah, I'm there, no, no time about it because of my my foot.
And then when I got that excuse, I was like, it's all I want to be I would have been scared for him through the electric
shock. I was scared for a J. Oh, like the whole time.
I was like man, Jay almost died on the underwater thing.
Underwater thing people. So check this out, so you gotta go,
it's like a pit of mud and pink water.
And you have, you have,
it's like right there.
This is covered in water.
If you go down the whole water,
and you gotta crawl in, it's freezing cold.
You gotta use the,
the pool of water the day.
Yeah.
So you gotta crawl through that,
and apparently Jay, that's it, right there.
That's it right there.
So Jay Jay thought
You could grab the fence like a UFC cage. Yeah, pull himself up sure and the fence went nah you're too big
Conk yeah, it crushed crushed him. He's underwater and they said it looked like someone's catching like a marlin something
How bad was I
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Yeah.
But it's so much fun though.
Oh, it was, it was a fucking blast.
It was a blast.
It was a fucking blast.
It was actually a fucking blast.
Did you guys put the food trucks and everything afterwards?
Yeah, they had pretty good food trucks and stuff.
Yeah, that I stuck to Carnivore.
My goal was to finish Tough Mudder,
just to carnivore up the tough matter,
which was about every three weeks, four weeks.
Yeah, they had it, but I thought, I'm amazed.
And I thought I would do a career.
I would cheat, and I was like, I'm gonna cheat.
And I got there, I'm like, I feel fine.
So I just stuck with carnivores.
I just ate a plain hot dog by itself.
And you don't feel bad.
You don't feel the need to.
Nothing.
Yeah, I mean, you don't break down.
Nothing.
Yeah, nothing.
My energy's gone.
I mean, yeah, like, I will say this.
I will say this.
Because of my hamstrings and everything I was dealing with,
on the last one, I said, mile, whatever, nine.
I looked at Mark and the rest guys running with me.
I'll send you a picture of me finish with me.
Jen, I looked down, I went, I'm not even joking.
I couldn't do another, if this was another mile,
I wouldn't finish it.
Really?
My body, I was't finish it really my body
My I was cramping in my cast my my quad you eating vegetables are only me only me. I'm not having a Vetch one week
Wow, and you didn't eat that morning. No, no, no
I just ain't you the team that finished in okay, but
It's just so dope and then there's like it was cool because the guys run me like they were all dads and then their wives were with them
And this one do this little mech his little mech's and wife was just
Wrecking all of us like she would finish everything
The shoes nuts there are people like
You so that's one two three four five six seven eight there's eight guys who finished with me there
Yeah, we start off at 40 so that's my brother all far back Yeah, I see him who's muscle man up finished with me there. We start off at 40. So that's my brother, all far back.
Yeah, I see him.
Who's muscle man up there with the great hair?
Who's the, who's the, who's the,
who didn't Brennan Child there?
I know, right?
He ran away.
I told the fuck up.
You see the guy in the far left?
He's your better looking man.
That's what, that's what, that's what,
that's what, that's what, that's what,
that's what, that's what, that's what,
he's vegan.
Yeah.
And where it starts to run, I go,
sir, is that a all-saints leopard button up?
He sure is.
He was, yeah, you bring fashion these things. I go where you're my favorite person?
So he does like he does straight up like he does Iron Man. He does it all the time. Yeah, okay. This was like
Yeah, no problem. He was he was he was he was he was talking the whole fucking time. Jesus Christ. Yo, how'd you do on that?
Where you had to like do the monkey bars and
Dominate like the where you had to like do the monkey bars and dominate. Like the car. You don't like to do it, but think about it.
Like doing it in a car.
Like the wall sprint.
So I can't sprint.
So I can't sprint.
So I didn't sprint.
The wall sprint.
You were to climb up the wall.
Oh, I made that video.
Yeah, I made that video up, Chin.
I made it up that day.
So some I couldn't do.
Like some like if it involved sprinting
or explosive movement, I would just go around,
but I do push-ups while they were doing it.
Yeah, that and then you got it and they're like, yeah
Yeah, yeah, so hold on let me do it. So this is
This is the wall at a 20 foot wall. Yeah, so to the right or like most people
I'd say 99% people have to climb up with a rope right to the left. There's no rope
Now watch your pal here. He's fucking he Sean camps this thing thing. He does he should be able to do with two hands watch this
It's a slippery as fuck so you can't get foot
We'll get the side angle this thing's so high. Wow. Look at that. Much out crunch pellets. Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Now, this is at the end, there's not a lot of people, but like when I was going, you're
talking hundreds of thousands of people around there, sharing everybody on.
Like it's such a thing.
Yeah, everybody's sharing everybody on.
It's like such a Bible, like, that's great.
So do you have so many people at the top that are just like, come on, you got it.
And the problem is if I got that,
then what happens is my friend.
People did that part.
My feet are gonna fall off,
cause I'm gonna do whatever I can.
Yeah, like, that's what I was thinking.
When you say this, some of those obstacles,
I'm like, man, Brian, you could have just locked around.
I don't know, I wasn't, I wasn't,
I was afraid about the running.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not for you.
What?
It's just not your thing.
The problem, when you say that, what you're saying is I can't do it.
And then I have to have to do it.
She maybe do one, sure.
Not worry.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know this.
But deep down, you like, I think you know.
Yeah, I don't, you just want to do it because you're hair.
What are you gonna do to the five, man?
I'm telling you what, fuck you up.
I want to see you out.
You can do the five, man.
That's not a good idea.
Do a five, man.
I just, I just, I think with your ego, you'd figure through Brian, you can do the five K. Yeah, I think with your ego,
you'd figure it through it, but it's just not smart.
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
I don't say it's not for me,
because then I get, yeah.
But you know, now you got that competitive bit.
I think that's what you punked out.
Anyways, yeah, I punked out the 8 a.m.
I'm fine, and I punked out.
No, dude, it's for kid.
I get it.
There's no shower.
That's my legal side, dude.
How do I like me, Todd?
Dude, I'll tell you what, though, this one,
this fucking duty, Salary.
They have three kids, this makes me
and his wife say, I think, nurse.
And we're running, right?
And you get to certain part, and so it says,
5K to the left, 15K to the right.
And they're running, and she's like, what the fuck?
And he goes, oh, babe, I didn't tell you.
We're doing the 15K. She's like, what the fuck? And he goes, oh baby, I didn't tell you, we're doing the 15K.
She's like, what the fuck?
She found out that we're moving.
Yeah, she was hilarious.
That's fucking good.
He's like, I knew you wouldn't come.
So I signed this up 15K.
Oh, she body that thing.
How'd you do during the tear gas?
So we had soldiers with me, like straight up soldiers.
And I go, hey man, you have to, like literally
like four soldiers with me. And I go, you man, you have to, like literally like four soldiers with me.
And I go, you guys have dealt with tear gas for it.
And they, so tell me how to deal with it,
take short breaths, we have to breathe, close your eyes.
They're telling me all the shit.
Like you didn't shave, right?
I'm like, no, obviously not.
Like, yeah, that's gonna be good.
When you get there and the soldier goes,
let me go first, I'll show you the route
and tell you what I did.
I'm saying, it's such a team thing.
Oh, yeah, there's a lot of soldiers in. And he goes, I swear goes I swear to you. He didn't know it wasn't tear gas. He is
And he goes it's not tear gas and just walks doing us. It's math. All they say it's tear gas
It's just like menthol. Yeah, menthol. He's like it's not it's like a mental cigarette. Yeah, he's like this
He's ain't shit. He's your fine. Thanks, dude
Oh, dude, just you know it fucked him up just I
Inheld so much of it because I like walked into the wall and I was trying to find my way out
And I was starting to panic so I just kept breathing in a lot and a lot and I couldn't breathe after it really dude
You guys see him get up that wall
I can see it. The rap wall.
So the little short key got up there.
If you ran a lot, like if you ran a lot,
and by the way, it's not even that.
It's like more mental.
It's the cold.
It's all mental.
It's the cold mental.
It's the cold mental.
I'm telling you, there's like,
like there's a Mexican rule just like cat.
I'm body-dumbed.
There are no dudes that are my age there,
or there are, but they're all.
There's people.
There's one guy came with his dad.
Yeah. And his dad. Yeah, and he's
a lot right. I don't think so. I don't think yeah. And that dad was so disappointed. Come. What's he?
But they were religious. I know I and he goes you better give Calon some give him a talk and I'm
Monday for missing this man came ready to see you guys and you know I'm running this he could
have ran this and I go yeah, I don't worry
He's joking. He texted it. I went fuck you. I don't realize your religion goes oh
We have a good day. I like and then the sun goes sign man He just you know, he's so religious that really I went oh, dude. I'm so embarrassed man. The worst part was the
I love tough modern business stuff modern. I'm doing six in this I fucking love tough mother
I've always want to do something like I love tough mother. I can't emphasize enough how much I hate getting
Electrocuted. Oh, we do not we do not need it go that video chin. We do not need it and so I was like
Because you got to I remember last time I did it you got a sprint and not to get shocked
I'm like I can't my I did it, you got a sprint, and not to get shocked, and I'm like, I can't sprint.
And then someone around there goes,
and this is the moment though that everyone waits
for like, this is the tough matter of moment.
Like you really should do it.
I'm like, and Mark goes, I want to do it with your hip string.
I'm like, I feel like I have to,
because I feel the camera, the camera,
and he goes, I just be smart.
So the guy leading the charge, the guy that,
like, like, yells stuff.
Oh, the hype shoot, the guy that hype shoot.
Yeah, the hype shoot, he goes, you guys are gonna, you gonna your team you this thick boy team you're going all together nobody separate
Okay, okay, what's what happens watch what's what happens?
Electricity oh fuck you off what's this is the last obstacle
Hey everyone just see me on the foot and then I'm the adhai went fuck this No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no there's no way you could avoid it but you can't belly
crawling no no because you because that doesn't that's why those haystacks are the side yeah you can't
because there's a side so you have to make you yeah you can tell right down not in the best mood
nothing worked now how bad how bad boys how many times you get shocked when we can 15 K you know so funny
I didn't get hit once on the make sense like I was like I was talking
But it does get you touch those wires period your your wet. So it hurts so bad. So Jay got shocked on his
Right, yeah, the huge Bruce he got a bruise too. Yeah, I did he got a bru shocked on his, right on the strap. The huge bruise.
He got a bruise too.
Yeah, I did.
He got a bruise on his elbow.
You know what, I'm not doing it.
So that short-king, get up that wall though.
You got that one?
Yeah, I got it.
I bet you could do it, Cap.
I'm telling you, I was running with like three Mexican girls.
Oh no, I think I can do it.
But I'm fucking telling you.
I don't have a desire to be in mud. That's the biggest thing. I don't like the mud sucks
My parents have been on for a reason mud is one thing but the cold and the electric
But if we did one the summer and I'm saying if I'm talking shit about not talking about death mother
But I was like man really was in that muddy whoever does he's like oh, it's not muddy say less. Okay cool. Yeah
That's what I was like do just too much mud
It just wouldn't stop
I this morning took a shower clean my ears out because I had to get a cute tip mud mud in there
It's literally fucking everywhere. It doesn't stop. I'd mud in my dick hole really what yeah, my whole dick
I was like I was like I was like fucking sliding in it
So when I tell you I'm telling you man was like, fucking sliding in it. So, when I tell you, I'm telling you,
I'm the experience that people get.
And it's just like, it's weird.
It's like a bonding thing.
Everyone's so hyped.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative.
No one's negative. No one's negative. No one's negative. No one's negative do 10 Five or 15. No, yeah, it's either five or 15. They don't do there's no
15's where you learn about yourself five I could 15 you learn a lot of
15 you really like yeah, I'm telling man. It's a mother fuck. I was to push through it
I'll stick with it
But for like you and Jay could easy when I do them like well
I'll set up comedy the night before them do that. I'll say what I couldn't do well in my head
I was like we would have to do it after I And I was like, oh, what would do is,
because they go all around.
Like, Vegas, Texas.
I'm sure.
Vegas, Texas.
So I'm like, oh, what I'll do, a tough moment of that day.
I'll do two shows that night.
I get done with that and I have to do,
I did 15 minutes spots for Chris.
And Chris is like, dude, you look exhausted.
And I text my agent like, no comedy after tough moments, dude.
We'll do it the day before and then tough modern,
I'm out the next day. Like, there's no, you couldn't do two hours of comedy after Tough Mudder's Day. We'll do it the day before and then Tough Mudder and I'm out the next day.
There's no, you couldn't do two hours of comedy after that.
I can't, but not to.
I'm not doing five.
Have you played, Sean?
Yeah.
No, it's a short key.
What do you have?
Hand?
Do you want no hands on a Christian?
No, what?
Right there.
No.
Oh, it's proud of him.
Come on.
We got it.
Way behind. Oh, nice one hand. We guys are way behind oh
Nice one hand
Look at that
Jay was saying you had a vanish. You could go understance like this smaller. Oh, he was he had a big advantage
Shout out to that dude Wesley right there. I think he was like an ninja warrior. Oh my god.
So he was telling them like he was the best guy
the whole fucking time.
I think he ran it twice.
Because he was just, he was just,
no, he could have crushed,
but he was trying to help you guys out.
He was helping us all out.
He was the best shout out to Wesley, man.
Also a big fan of all of us,
but he, like every obstacle, he goes, he goes,
he goes, here's what you gotta do, you gotta do this.
He knew all of this, he knew so much too.
He was a lot of footage to which,
like he recorded that on his girlfriend,
so that he had got a lot of good footage of Sheppell and James.
Yeah, because he was dying,
because we, you know, so shout out.
Yeah, yeah.
Like I can't even ask that.
That's how long it took, cause the GoPro was...
I'll tell you who absolutely dominated that thing was Casey.
Casey.
He was running with us.
I'd say about half of it.
And then he was just like...
He looks strong.
I forget, I've heard something happened where we got separated and then he just, you know,
he finished first.
He's low to the ground, big ass, big legs.
He was moving.
Yeah, he was moving.
Mark was breaking down, finally. He was. No, I say not breaking down, but the cold, he's like, dude, big ass, big legs. He was moving, that's the cross face. He was moving. Mark was breaking down, finally.
He better the first, now I say not breaking up,
but the cold, he's like, dude, I can't feel my hands.
He's like, he looks like he's good in the cold.
Like, you do real well.
I, yeah, it doesn't bother me at all,
but he was just like the cold, I can't feel my hands.
Like, I can't feel my hands, kept saying,
I'm like that, well, you get a dime, Mark.
Wow.
I had to take my shirt off.
That was too cold. When I took my shirt off, I was better. And. I had to take my shirt off. That was too cold.
When I took my shirt off, I was better.
And I think that fucked up my hammies.
It was like freezing cold run, freezing cold run.
So you couldn't get into that pace.
And then literally the last mile, like I was cramming so bad,
I looked at the team, because if I wasn't running,
everyone's down to, you know what I'm in Tally?
Like if you run, they're gonna run.
If you walk, they're gonna walk.
Last mile is like, guys, if you wanna go on, go, I literally, I can't run anymore. I they're gonna run. If you walk, they're gonna walk. That's my other guy. Guys, if you wanna go on, go.
I literally, I can't run anymore.
I can't fucking run.
But it was so encouraging.
My quad was cramping.
You're all bruised up.
Yeah. Oh, dude.
And then I went, then I was worried about Jay dying.
And then I was like, look at this picture, Chin.
This is my favorite picture.
I'm gonna fucking frame it put in here. I was worried
about Jay dying, but then also Jay had to go with me to San Diego, because we're doing
the surprise guest for the Lea's shows. So I was like, if you talk to your dad. Well, I told
Jay, I'm like, if I didn't tell Jay this, but I told Mark, I'm like, hey, you're gonna
stay here and wait for Jay to finish, because I can't be late for the shows. But then
Jay finished a timely matter.
Well, I don't think he was.
Michelle Watterson did it.
She did.
Yep.
She was on a different weight.
On a different sheet though.
I just wish we could all be together.
Josh, her husband's great guy.
Yeah, he's great.
Yeah.
They probably did pretty well there.
I'm sure.
Yeah, it was so much.
I didn't think Jay was going to do that wall at the end, that rope wall or whatever.
They're like 40 foot.
What was the hardest, besides the electricity,
what was the hardest obstacle?
The hardest?
I think I'm just like, it's not.
It's all the same, it's all the same.
Yeah, it's a lot of it.
The climate is not that,
it's really.
The climate thing's pretty dicey,
because it's a, look at that.
So that's a carry.
Yeah, you have to carry.
The stuff on the mud,
because my hamstring, I can't carry.
So I was like, Mark, you have to carry me the whole time. And then you just carry. I'm like, I have to carry after the mud and because my hamstring I can't carry so I was like mark you have to care me the whole time and they just
That's a poster yeah, oh yeah, you have to frame them. Yeah, that's a great. That's such a fucking fucking fucking
Money you are. Oh, dude. Dude. That's the first thing you do the whole time the barbed wire and that yeah
That's the first thing the barbed wire now. Now are there showers there. How do you go? Yeah, showers at them? Yep, shower not great
Dude I use that shower. No, I
At least did I paid the other one I've the shower toga water hot
I told you how I did I was like I'm to when I took my is the closest
I'm ever in UFC fight towards exhaust if they go 15 minutes and you like beat up when the adrenaline comes down
You're like so fucked up when I got done there and then
I get done. I walk back. Remember so many heat finish before me. So there's people there
So I'm taking pictures. I'm talking but I'm I'm freezing and not my hand was bleeding at the time
My my hammies are tight and then finally Casey sees me like hey, you'll hope you back
And he's like do you get a gun the shower? It's like you do not look good. I was just like like shaking. Yeah
And you were shaking you do not look good. I was just like shaking. Yeah, I just, you were shaking.
You do pretty well.
I don't know.
I'd be happy.
It's just my leg, but dude, I was so over it.
I, dude, I left my shoes.
My thick boys shorts, they're one of one thick boys shorts.
I left my one of one fucking top thick mother shirt.
I left my brace for my hamstring, my underwear,
just fucking left there, on the ground.
So I'm just taking it right now.
Those shoes, $300 fucking ACG, I can-
You look those shoes?
Fuck them.
Fuck.
I couldn't be bothered to bend down.
I was so tired.
I went fuck it.
Jacob, we were driving, Jacob's,
oh, where'd you put your shoes, I owe.
I just left them now.
He's like, you what?
I would have chucked on my ass.
One of those customs?
No. Oh, I thought they were custom made. Fuck, you what? I would have chucked on that side. One of those customs? No.
Oh, I thought they were custom made.
Fuck, dude.
You left him damn shoes.
I was, I don't break it.
I don't break it.
It didn't break me.
I just wanted to get warm.
I just didn't care about it.
He's trying to get warm.
They were all nervous that you were gonna make fun of us
for finishing so late.
No.
I'm not a bad friend.
If, now, if you guys won a finish, I'd be in peace.
Oh, no, I was, I was like, bro, I'm finishing. That's what why I said there's no way she pells not gonna know that there's a girl that ran
With us that badass little Mexican girl who was crushing all this she
Did her coach or something? No, she's a cheerleader. Oh really? Yeah, years ago same age group as you but you had the same coach
She's like that's my connection, Sheppell. Wow.
She's a beast.
Well, I was too far back to talk to her.
You had music on it, shit.
She was killing it.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Right, you know, I had shit on the,
remember the rope where you had to grab it
and climb that pole or whatever?
Yeah.
H shit.
So they have this rope where you got to swing,
like the watersh freeze on an H-thru.
Oh, God.
And then grab on something else and make it.
Fucking certain people just age.
Oh dude, I, I, shit.
Do you do well on the monkey bar thing?
Nope.
So it goes, nope, it's high on.
It's a freezing water.
Monkey bars into little knobs.
We got a grip like this.
Yep, I trust.
Yeah.
There's a wheel that rotates like this.
And then the wheel like moves and shit.
No, that stuff I'm fine on.
So I go across that. That little mexum girl went first. She dominated. Mark gets all the wheel like moves and shit. So that's stuff I'm fine on so I go across that
That little mexon girl went first. She dominated mark gets all the way to the fucking end that mark mark gets all the way to the end
That's not we all made it mark gets all the way in I go we're all gonna make it and then right he does dismount
He fucking fell in the wall. Yeah, cuz you that's like wait. It's hard to swing to the wheels after
Yeah, and so you got a whole lot of it. Yeah, yeah, fuck you up
It's just so fun man
When else would you do this and I'm never been to Lake Elsinore? Yeah, I know remett those people before yeah, I'm telling you a lot of it was just dope
Well, people get a dick. Yeah, yeah
I'm addicted now that I think about it
I would do the 15k again just so I could try to at least finish
I think about it. I would do the 15k again,
just so I could try to at least finish
better than the time I did.
I bet you, I bet,
because you didn't start with me,
because you guys were behind.
I had to do like the raw raw speech
and then I went first.
You know what's so fucked up?
You can do it with me.
You know what's really fucked up?
You should do it with me.
Okay.
All I'm thinking about is fixing my feet
and training for it.
What'd you say, Brian?
All I'm thinking about is fixing my feet
and training for it,
because you guys are talking about it.
It's not for you.
It's for you. You never know. Don it. That's not right. You never know.
You don't say that because it is.
You never done it.
You try to take one of those.
You try to take one of those.
You try to talk.
How about there's a thick blood or shirt,
but I was like,
they got my size, I'm like, no.
You did not earn that.
You can't say that.
No, you can do one eventually.
You got that.
You know what's gonna happen.
You know what you're doing?
You know what you're doing?
You know what I'm going to stop? It's not happening. I know what you're doing? You know what you're doing? You know what I'm going to stop?
It's not happening.
I know what you're doing.
You want to be tough.
No.
I'll train for that.
Sure.
And I'll do it.
Sure.
And I'll do it.
You'll do it.
You think that's you?
Or what do you think?
Yeah, what do you have to ask that you're age?
You can take six months.
I fix my planar fast.
I'm telling you, it's a blood.
A, I mean, you should have still done it, but it's, yeah. I'm telling you, man. We all look at I mean it's a blast. You should have still done it But it's yeah, I'm telling you that we all that wasn't stopped. We all looked at each other
That wasn't gonna stop me. Oh, but I never had that
Never had that I mean I'm in pain now, but I'm saying miles. No, I agree telling what I'm saying
You want to do what I'm saying about that, but that wasn't that was finished from doing them. Yeah tough
I was gonna. Oh, yeah, you would have finished. I was nervous about it. It was funny the week
Goat enough to it. He's all running around the studio
I didn't run
I know was actually I spent so much time
Rehab in my left one. It was so fucked
My left was all right for most of the race. It was my right one that wasn't yeah, because I didn't give an attention
So it was over now you got a fair
I think I have bruise both of them to bruise and you don't have any plan of
So you can get rid of that? Yeah, yeah I think I have bruise both of them to bruise. And you don't have any plantar fasciitis anymore?
No, that doesn't serve up.
So you can get rid of that?
Yeah, it's just an imagination.
And if it's really bad, you can get a shot.
You can get a shot or hurts, but that takes you a bit.
I mean, it's a bitch though.
Yeah, no, I was just really happy that I did it.
But now that I think about it,
I wanna do a 15k again just to get a better time.
If you just stay with me,
so next time maybe you and me and Mark and you're in the middle. Yeah, and we'll just go like, I think do a 15k again just to get a better time. If you just stay with, so next time
maybe you and Mark and you're in the middle.
Yeah, and we'll just go like, you know.
I think if I would have finished that,
because I stopped on that first, I was like,
bro, where is the first fucking obstacle?
And I just stopped.
Because the first was like,
I think if I would have continued that.
I'm gonna bring you to the obstacle, right?
Yeah.
Jay stopped, I'm editing.
Oh, he was walking back.
I was like, what do you do?
I'll give it to Jay.
But Jay was right on his gloves and shit. Oh, yeah. I was like, how'd you do on the'll give it to Jay. But Jay was right on his gloves and shit.
How'd you do on the monkey bars?
I put those fucking gloves on.
Yeah, he put the gloves on.
He gripped to it.
And then his shoes, I thought that shit.
His shoes were perfect.
He was carrying the gloves with him.
He had them in his shoes.
But his calves cramps up a lot, dude.
Well, that's a thing.
But Jay, you all run run your calves, you know,
but Jay was like, I don't think I've ever
had 10 miles a mile.
No, no.
10 miles?
Unless you're like, hey, I haven't run three miles in 20 years.
Oh, that's the longest thing I think I've ever done
besides like, sit on a plane.
I mean, five hours, yeah.
I literally thought you did it in two hours.
Three, three. Two hours, what the pros do? Oh, really? I think, I mean it in two hours. Three. Three.
Two hours, what the pros do?
Oh, really?
I think I mean, I don't know.
I think a guy finished like hour 30,
but he just paid it to it.
But Casey did what?
Two hours.
He did right under three.
And I finished like three and changed.
So I really did five hours.
Mm-hmm.
For real?
Yeah, but it's all good, man.
Well, you never died.
You finished.
You got a runner.
You were right.
I mean, I'm not even about that. It's just about finishing. You did it. Oh, you never died. You finished. You had a runner. You were right. I mean, I'm not even about that.
It's just about finishing it.
But yeah, oh yeah.
And when we did that rope thing,
Jay's gloves came in handy.
Because like all this dry mud was on my hands.
And when I gripped the rope, it burned.
Because like, like I was trying to grip the rope,
but it had like,
drives mud on me. It was strong.
So it's like, like my, I felt like I had no grip anymore.
I felt like it was ripping my hands.
Yeah.
It's tough.
But I mean, it's more mental than anything.
Yes.
More mental than anything.
Yeah, I can't wait.
So many people would not happen.
But so many people.
Everybody was asking where Brian was.
No, I was like the first one.
And I know it.
I'm like, no, listen to Sean Monday as an excuse.
Like you buy it, I don't, but it might make you feel better.
Everybody. Everyone. I know it. you buy it, I don't, but it might make you feel better. Everybody.
Everyone.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I was so bright.
You know, where's he at?
I'm like, I couldn't do it, man.
You know, before, like, you know, if you've never done it,
you're being nervous because you know,
you hear about tough matters.
I was nervous.
So many people were like, hey, man, I've been running a lot.
And I go, you're, you have the wrong mentality.
It's, this is just about us.
I'm fun getting through it.
I don't give a fuck if it takes you six hours,
an hour, don't worry about how much you have to run man.
Yeah, I don't think it's not about running it.
Even the soldiers were there, they're like, dude,
I'm like, dude, how flat was it?
Was it flat?
That was all flat.
That was all flat.
There was no hills.
And fucking hell.
The next one, if it's gonna be the same area
I did the first one with mark that one so that was a Glenn that one is all mountain sand bearing
I mean no San Bernardino that one's that one's that one's tougher that one's tougher I'll skip that one
Where do you 5k? I'll be 5k. Yeah, I'll be 5k
Yeah, I want to you know it really got me hype for like
Like because I don't know, that's the,
like, I've never pushed myself that far.
It's that team at
but it's also like, it runs you like,
as a team.
Yeah, I can lead you.
Yeah, like, you want to see how I do it, the 5K.
Do the 5K with me.
We'll do that.
Yeah.
And then I'll do, you know.
But it makes me, I don't know,
it also made me appreciate like fitness more than I think I've
ever appreciated it before.
Like, I don't think I took it serious.
And then doing something like that,
it made me feel like, oh, I can conquer like,
fucking not anything, but like, you know.
You can push yourself farther.
Yeah, but that's like talking to those other dads
and the moms that I was like, it's just a good experience.
Like you would never do this
if whatever you'd have me talk about it.
You never sign up for it.
It's just a cool little pain, something to talk about.
It's great.
It's dope. You're a little 15k head
You know they yeah, you know they have 24 hour tough months. No, they don't they're 24 hours. What are we doing?
I see don't start I told mark I said I'd be down for a start
You have to train for inner big. That's why I told you that's a job. It's almost be a job because you can get hurt
You just ended up doing dumb shit. Yeah, it's true. I mean you can get hurt. You know, you just end up doing dumb shit.
That's true.
I mean, you'd be all right.
No, you'd be all right.
There's people there, there's people there.
24 hours, you'd be trained for it.
You'd have to train more than you trained for this.
And also, how come?
You know.
But if you ask how come, that's with anything, right?
Yeah.
Hey, again, this doesn't have a full name.
No, no, no, no, it depends on my first time.
No, no, no, no, it depends on what. You do it No, no, no, no, no, it depends on what you do.
It depends on what you do, because you challenge yourself.
I challenge myself.
I have, hold on, no one's attacking you.
No, no, chill.
I'm saying the 24 hour mother, it's not for you.
That's not what you do.
I like that stuff.
I do it just in shit.
Just make sure you're training for it, what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm saying of course.
But I'm saying she'll be able to do it.
It's not a 15k, that's a big thing.
You're right, but like, youopell, you could also lock it.
Yeah, there's nothing about that mental,
like what it does for you mentally,
you're just like, oh, I fucking, I just did that.
Yeah, no, like it's a weird thing.
And it does, I think it's a dick.
I would say the dick is a 15k and a 24 hour,
it's all the difference.
What did you say?
I'd say it's all the difference.
But I wouldn't say, but I would say who cares, I think it should dope.
No, I'm saying that's not my thing, that's what I was trying to say.
Like a, it should be.
But if it should be.
If you mark one doing it on the hit,
I think it's 20.
20, I'm hit.
Yeah, say less, I'm hit.
We just have train for it.
But I'd definitely do it.
Yeah.
Mike and Kyle might fucking fall asleep,
but.
I'm just not eight TVs with camera. Yeah, they're all the 80s
Oh, and then you I was like oh, I was covering my stomach. Let me do a promo for Atlanta
And he's like go and I started dancing and mud flies all over him and Mike's like
Sorry, dude
I sent Mike and his family's in town for Chicago. I sent a scopa
Yeah, he loved to what scopa oh Sorry dude. I sent Mike and his family's in town for Chicago. I sent him to Scopa. They've never been, yeah.
He loves it.
So what?
Scopa.
Oh, you wanted to take me there.
Great place.
That was our spot, man.
Yeah.
That was our spot.
We'll tell you.
Oh yeah, yeah.
You know the guy.
I know the guy.
I would never had a bad meal there.
You know the guy, don't you?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Popco.
I know, I'm Steve.
Pop, I know. They have a spooky, you don't drink, but they have great like drinks. I like a good Steve probably I know they have a speaking you don't drink but they have great like
I like I think I think I think I think also the best steak in LA
I would I would deal with the only place I would say there are two places that have steak that are
As good that TV on so nice the best steak I've ever had might be either
Republic or Felix those two are stupid, but I'm not the public.
But you're not, let me, let me, you know what though,
let's put this way, you need a steak at scope,
but you're never gonna say, you're not gonna say,
oh, I wish I was eating over here.
No, it's up there.
It's up there.
It's as good as it gets.
Yeah, it's as good as it gets.
Yeah, it's up there.
It's as good as it gets.
And their pub bars are great.
That's a crazy place.
That place, the steak is very stupid.
It's taking free.
It's so stupid, they're out of your notes say. But you know what, scope, but you'll never go wrong. And their pub bars are great. That's a crazy place that that place the steak is taking free
It's so stupid there. I don't even know what to say, but you know what scope But you'll never go wrong. I never had a bad meal. They never asked us to yeah
We what all did you eat after I ate the hot dog with the bacon?
You didn't have an urge for carbs after that I ate the hot dog wrapped in bacon without the bun
Yeah, then I there's that food truck that has all the meat next to it.
Yeah, it was like the pork, the pork, yeah.
But they had burgers, so I just asked them for two patties.
Like that.
Oh, okay.
The people I ran with, they were eating like,
there was a mix truck, so they had all these quesadillas
and stuff.
Like that's what the fuck you're gonna eat.
I was like, at this point, man. Yeah, that's what the fuck you're gonna eat. I was like at this point
Yeah, I just I just smashed a
Breakfast burrito. That was about it. You before or after after did you eat before I just had oatmeal
Yeah, but like I didn't feel like hungry during it
You don't have to hide. Yeah, you don't even you don't even really think about it
Actually, do you have stations where they the first one they have like a bar
Then they have like some pros and bars along the way,
but they have water stations ever so long.
What they say to do is mustard.
Yes, that's what they said.
Really, honey ball?
Oh, because that's for cramps.
For cramps.
Mustard or pickle juice.
The original Gatorade was pickle juice.
For electrolytes and everything for cramps.
Really pickle juice is like home run.
And then mustard too, mustard for cramps.
They said, yeah, bring mustard back.
And I like mustard.
I do too, I love mustard.
Oh my, I don't like mustard.
That helps the cramps.
That's what they said.
Exactly what they said.
I was kind of shocked by that.
Must.
Pickled juice too though?
Yeah, pickle juice.
That's originally gatorade.
Oh.
Relieved nighttime leg cramps.
Wow. Essential for leg muscle. Yeah, the more you know. Oh Relieved nighttime leg cramps wow
For leg muscle yeah the more you know it does have to be a yellow mustard kind of like a brown honey mustard We don't muster is the only one I think next time I'm a word like
Pants or something for your guys dude. I was getting cut up my knees are all yeah
I bought I bought it when I took a shower
That's the move and then why it took a shower after it was the move. And then when I took a shower after, it was like,
done.
Oh my God.
My knees were just burning up.
Yeah.
I was in that shower.
You need to do the shower, Toga, the Toga town.
Nice all Michelle Watterson in there.
And I didn't want to talk to anybody.
Oh, it's been in talk and I was like, I'm do the old,
have y'all seen that?
I'm gonna do the 60 days in, show.
They were on a, oh, yeah, they took me in there, actually.
You just like, yeah. Some guy went live on Instagram and the show I'm like, dude, come on show. They were on a, oh they, yeah, they tagged me in it actually. They were like, yeah.
Some guy went live on Instagram and the show and like, dude, come on man.
I'll show you.
He was like, what's up?
I'm like, dude, come on.
But, but, but, it was, it was communal showers.
You just get in there, it's like, it's out there.
Guys, I think, it's outdoors.
It's outdoors, it's warm water, but I, I just want to know
when everyone else is showing with their clothes on,
I was like, fuck this.
Yeah, I mean, I didn't get my hoggy out,
but I was in my whitey-tank showroom.
No, yeah, you know what, you'll see.
It covers you up.
I said that to you on IG, Chen.
Okay, on IG.
Yeah, in your DMs.
Can you access DMs through?
I slid in your DMs.
Why don't you, see my DMs?
Oh, yeah, we don't want to see your DMs.
You're probably lit.
Yeah, the lit is fuck.
No, yeah, it's, yeah, like basically,
you put it around you you're
able to show it like your whole body and all this stuff up to your neck. Yeah, it's like
a little idea. Why don't you see? That's not one tough matter. Time. Okay. Male female. I think
it's there. I am. The best thing I've ever gotten in my life is actually you're just
some lighting on me though. Perfectly. Oh, I really should. You don't come over here and pay to do something.
Dude, it was one stop-way.
They were on a shark tank.
So what is that about?
So you just put that silver thing around you?
Yep.
But how you wash your dick?
That's right.
So this how you wash your dick.
No, no, no.
It has these little things you could put your hands through.
Oh.
That's how you wash your dick.
Oh, that's good. Yeah. Robo bonnet, bitch. I really wish I would have saw through. Oh, that's how you wash your dinghy. That's good. Yeah.
Robo bonnet.
I really wish I would have saw that.
Yeah, me ball kept looking at me and shit.
I was like, dog, what are you looking at?
You know, are you staring?
Yeah, do we're at one world's toughest modern?
Yes, just go to see the who ones world,
now go back to you see where it says suggestions, tabs.
Oh man.
We're voting. Oh, there we go. So yeah, see said it says suggestions to have oh man er
so yeah see say 219 who won world's toughest mother do you see it
Hunter McIntyre that's the guy was talking to right there
Ben's podium Trevor
yeah I thought it wasn't a race
no no there's guys who do it
there's two seconds where I'm just gonna write there Hunter McIntyre men number one
Hunter McIntyre that's guy was gonna break out
it's 2018.
All right, go up, Chen, go where you were.
Trevor, I wish it said how fast he did it,
but I don't know which one.
Let's click on it.
And then when it goes,
what is the world's toughest matter?
Go to that for me.
Click on that one.
The world's toughest matter is the most extreme imposing.
Pulls found a hard-stop in 24 hour.
Core shans on the plant.
And in 2021, we're back in Nevada,
take on the river in the mountains and scorching days
and the bone-chilling desert nights.
November 13th.
Yeah, what are you doing for that?
I'm here for that, because like literally,
we were just in...
I don't think you can.
He sure is.
I would imagine you get somebody who's done it
and you talked to them and you trained with them.
You know what I mean?
24 hours.
24 hours.
I bought this. You get some really good stuff. I see why people get addicted to this though you trained with them. You know what I mean? 24 hours. 24 hours. I bought this.
You get to get some really good.
I see why people get addicted to this though.
I get it.
I mean, because it's like.
I'm gonna go back.
I was just said the time.
Oh, there's time.
I'm right there, right there.
Wow, 105 miles in 24 hours.
Fuck.
Oh, that is your fuck.
Nah.
That's crazy.
105 miles.
I mean, can I just see what they look like?
Yeah.
This before you like you tap out or something?
There's something right there.
That's the teams, you can scroll up, Chin.
Oh, you do it as a team.
Scroll up without the teams.
That's the women.
That's the guys.
All right.
They don't look like they're 101 miles.
Jesus Christ.
That's fucking.
It's what they do, though.
You know what I do? It's their job's fucking it's what they do though.
You know what it is, their job.
Now I get why people do that.
The Mount Everest and hike those mountains and stuff
and why they get a kick out of that.
Cause it is like a such a...
You got addicted to the pain.
I see why they get addicted to that.
You see, you got a stuff.
You can choose a cool challenge.
Yeah, and it's like, yeah.
It's just tough to find challenges in life.
Yeah. But you end this zone.
That's cool.
Get you out of your comfort zone.
Yes. Big time.
Yeah.
It's like how far can you go?
You think we can get you to do one, Chen?
The people were asking about you, Chen?
If I literally, remember I told Brian,
I told some people,
I'm gonna give this a year of my own type of treatment.
If it doesn't work, I'll get surgery.
And once I get surgery, that's like 90%.
Did you get an epidural?
Did you get an epidural for your neck?
No, I'm still waiting in the freaking insurance.
I grew up with that and changed everything.
You're still waiting on what?
My medical insurance sucks.
Oh good.
They're taking a favor.
Oh yeah.
But I mean I was the neck feeling.
I feel like it's better.
You do interaction?
Yeah, every day.
Yeah.
You work with a physical therapist?
No, my friends went there, they said it, those bullshit.
Yeah.
But so you just, you know. My friend just got surgery.
And then literally the next day, his pain in his hands
and the numbness went away.
So I'm like, surgery's probably the way to go.
If this doesn't work out after you.
Well, that's resource, yeah.
You don't want to cut into the neck.
But I'm down to do it.
I've always been down to do this kind of stuff.
You just got to fix your neck, yeah.
And by the way, people do the,
it was Everest and other mountains.
A lot of them do it for clout too.
Not just for the challenge, they wanna tell people
that they did it for the club.
So wait, what's the Spartan?
Spartan's a little different less,
I think, less obstacles, not as fun.
More seriously.
That's the camera in hand, so does this stuff.
Yeah, what is the, I don't know.
And then Iron Man's like you're doing...
Iron Man, different animal.
Where are not ready for Iron Man?
What is that? Iron Man is, you're doing... Iron Man, different animal. Where are not rafers for Iron Man? What is that?
Iron Man is if you did the half biking.
Yeah, it's a mile bike.
Like a triathlon.
So the half one, the guy was telling me
your boy he's vegan, he does that.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, man, I'd love to try one.
He goes, yeah, the only thing you need to work on is swimming.
To mile half swim.
Mile half swim?
Yeah, I think a 20 mile run and then a 50 mile bike, you know?
Yeah, I'm not ready.
Everyone I know says the Spartans not as fun.
Like everyone says the tough matter, like for fun
and like value do the tough matters.
So there's probably not as many odds.
There's a little more serious.
It's one's more, I think the time and everything like that.
Got it.
Yeah, like I'm not trying to run a fucking stadium.
That wouldn't be fun.
Hey, literally there's anybody,
like every body type out there doing the fucking tough motor.
Well, I had one big girl right there.
I'm a big girl.
She goes, my only goal is to beat you, I think.
All right.
I'm big girl.
I'm telling you, there are people out there that finish maybe 10 minutes behind.
That were killing me.
I'm talking about like, oh yeah, you know, all different types.
That's what I'm saying.
All different.
Anybody.
Oh, my man.
I don't like the way you guys are talking about it. We heard your feelings.
Yeah, it makes me mad.
Listen, it makes me mad.
Be with problem the fight.
I've come down because otherwise,
because I can't fight you.
You're just a great year foot better than you can decide.
Nah, because then I'm just going to train for it.
But I don't want to do it for the wrong reason.
How would you train for it though?
Because there's not really much training you could do.
I'd worry about running.
The runner would help. The runner, the runner. It's swear to God. You just lift you could do. I'd worry about running. The running would help.
The running, the running.
It's swear to God.
It's just lift weights and run.
I don't know if it's my wind, I'm worried about.
It's my, you know, the wind is not even a thing because I was worried about that too.
You stop and stuff like that.
Yeah, the wind isn't the thing.
It's just, yeah.
Just fucking myself.
I think either way, it's gonna be tough, you know, even if you train or not.
Yeah, if you train, yeah.
Train a lot.
Train a lot.
Yeah, shit. Because when we were running the two miles
in the morning and stuff like at Zoo,
like, yeah, we were doing that,
but at the same time, I'm like,
I don't know how much that did, you know.
I mean, it gets you moving.
I would imagine you would do,
like you could do obstacles in between,
you'd run and you'd do do almost like a crossfit thing,
but a long time, I don't know.
Pull ups in between, kettlebells, you know,
all that shit I guess.
If you wanna take a chance, you're just in shape.
A part of what's good is like not knowing, and then you do.
Yeah, that's a bit, and you don't know.
Let's just dope.
But they had that.
I guess you could really train for it,
but the whole fun seems like it was really hard,
you guys should know.
Those fans were so fucking cool.
Yeah, great.
They were like the greatest.
Yes, fine.
They made it like all the fucking wild.
The whole point is to not, like it was very hard.
It's almost like when you're singing Happy Birthday and there's that one person that decides
to take that time to show off their voice.
Yeah.
It's like you could train for it.
I guess it really beat everybody.
Okay. It's kind of not the point.
I would just say Brian, next time,
let's just do a 5K together.
Yeah, that's right.
I'll start very slow.
Yeah, 5K.
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You know, did you watch my boy Cooper Cup this weekend?
Yes, I did.
How good is he?
First time, dude, put them on the mat.
Now you're paying attention to him.
I'm paying attention.
Oh, yeah.
He's fast.
Yeah.
And he's, but here's the intangible about him.
I think he's got, he broke some record, right?
He's got like 100 yards in 13 games or something crazier
or how many games?
I've got over a hundred yards and like, I feel like.
Eight games, some crazy shit.
I know it's the most ever, I think.
I don't know if it's the most, but he,
there was so staff that they said,
he broke all the records up for most,
I think receiving the arts in season.
We broke most catches, touch on everything.
But, so, so, so when you look at a guy like that,
it's not, he's not taller than everybody.
You can see what he does.
He does.
He does.
Rams Cooper Cup broke the 25-year-old Michael Irvin record
with Big Night.
Damn.
Okay, so there you go.
But what I'm saying is that,
what is it, what is that intangible?
Is it the Routzi runs?
What the fuck is it?
I mean, he's fast, he's all that,
but a lot of guys are not.
So what is it?
What makes him so good?
He just, he just gets open
uh... this triple crown winner
so the Rams receiver capture captured the triple crown become the first player since
2005 to lead the NFL receptions
yeah receiving arts and receiving touchdown
and this is your team right yeah
your Rams are but in LA Rams on my team
um... i'm just nuts.
It's fucking nuts. But they, but it's he just don't know why he just said he just opened
any catch. Smart as IQ for the game. Yeah, and then yards after catch, he led the lead and yards
after catch. Monster runs, he runs, puns back to sometimes. Oh, yeah. Kick return,
reput return monster on the small white guy Eastern watch what's what's dope?
Rams what's dope is though his wife
when he was at Eastern Washington
she took on I think I don't know if she dropped out
but she took on a full time job to pay for all this stuff
so he can continue to play football.
Wow.
Because he really pay for all the shit.
Because they believed in him so.
But think if you had a white received from Eastern Washington really NFL man, I need you for all the shit. Woo! Cause they believed in them so much. But think if you had a white receipt from me,
some Washington, you really had a fell man.
I need you to invest in me.
I'd like, great work.
Hard pass.
But hard pass.
You're a black guy from Miami.
You're not.
Hard pass.
Hard pass.
You get injured a thousand things for long.
How dope is that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She invests in her man.
You watch that.
You watch hard knocks.
You see how many guys that are so good just don't make it.
They just don't make it for 1,000 X factors,
like a couple intangibles.
Then you get a guy like that that stands out like that.
White Mike is excited, man.
He should be, he's going off.
Yeah, the bangles, find it.
Now, now, will he get more attention now
if he wins Super Bowl, maybe?
No, I don't think so.
He's got to be a little bit more narrative.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, but that's who I want since he first rams
Yeah, that's gonna be a good game. You got a lot of other rounds. Yeah, are you gonna go?
No, I might be working the thing for it. Oh, got it. Okay, but
Joe I love Joe burrow. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Joe
I love Joe Burrow. Yeah.
Oh yeah, Joe, cool.
Yeah.
But with the Rams, I think, and tell me if this is correct.
I think that that, that, that for an honors offensive line
just got tired, too tired to hold Aaron Donald and.
I don't know, it's that.
I just, you know, it's like Jimmy Gropwell, I like him.
Maybe wants to shit on him.
I think because he's handsome.
He's good.
He's good.
He kind of, he fucked up towards the end there.
Stop that, was that the play calling though?
No.
You know, they can only do so much.
That's right.
Players hands.
I also really get it.
I felt they broke that line so quickly.
Those guys were coming.
When those guys are in your face,
that Von Miller and fucking McDonald.
I mean, the best.
The best.
Von Miller, both those guys who understand the game.
I mean, even though I'm a Ramson,
and I want Cooper Cup, the guy to get a ring,
but I have to do something about Cincinnati.
Some about Cincinnati.
Joe Burrow's so gangster.
Right.
He had on this big diamond necklace
that someone clearly, and they were like,
they're like, oh, are those real diamonds?
He goes, excuse me, he, you know,
I love his arrogance.
I love how cocky he's just backs it up.
He's all right looking.
He's talking about the guy that's coming along.
Oh, no, I'm talking about the guy from,
sorry, I was thinking about the guy from,
who lost to Cynthia.
Christian, no.
Oh, that guy's all right.
That guy, that guy, that guy,
he's gonna look like a damn genius.
He's all right.
Yeah, he's all right.
Where he can't get in?
Very cocky.
He just, he's just confident and they go, is are those real diamonds in a chain? He goes, excuse me? He goes, those real yeah, he's alright. Where he put him next to your brother? He just, he just confident and they go,
is are those real diamonds in a chain of yours?
Excuse me?
Is those real diamonds?
He goes, I make too much money for these to be fake.
Next question.
Yeah, he's, he's, he, before he came to the league,
he made headlines for saying something.
So, I wish you, yeah, he's talking shit to Alabama.
He's a monster.
Yeah.
Monster.
Look at this picture, someone made.
He's a stud, man.
Look at this picture. And since an addy at this picture and since an addi you know
I've been good for fucking forever look at that
That's Gianni next
That's hilarious. Who is that? Who is that?
That's Gianni on that show pal
Uh
That's Christian's brother
Christian's brother, yeah
The black community made that form
Uh it's so far
Yeah but uh yeah he's happy with himself.
Yeah, I love Joe Burrow.
I fucking love Cooper.
I already was fucking, I was like, I'm gonna get,
if he wins him this game, which he did,
I was like, I'm gonna get a jersey.
So I go online by the black Super Bowl jersey,
and fucking I get a nose today,
it's like the ride February 28th.
So what?
Dick, man.
The energy's gone, everything.
I know.
What a wear for the goddamn thing.
The world is gone.
Yeah, games are gonna be nuts of that here, though.
Yeah.
You got money on the ramp?
I don't know, man.
That defense is tough.
Why Mike won't put a bet on it?
With Aaron Donald and fucking and Von Miller.
Yeah, they make mistakes.
I think it's gonna be a good game, though.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm quietly rooting for Sensei.
Just be dope story.
They've sucked for so long.
Yeah, so long.
They need it, man.
They need it.
This will be the best thing for white Mike
if they fucking pull it off.
He's the first one I text when they win.
I don't know.
He told me you text or whatever.
His Instagram is lit right now.
He's the only Bengals fan I know.
Yeah, I know.
You just see his IG right now.
He said Bengals out. He said Bingo's out.
Go to Turner comedy on IG.
T Turner.
I don't know any other fuck there.
Right there, right there.
Talk to me.
No, nobody fucks with the bangles.
Look at him.
That's fucking awesome.
He is fucking all about it, dog.
He is die hard.
His stories are lit.
He just,
The same person goes,
you're the only bangers fan I know.
Can someone say that?
Could he look like more,
any more like a football fan?
You're classic football fan.
Oh, he's your classic football fan.
You're the only bangers fan I know.
Rooting free.
It's so true.
I love those tiger ears.
Oh, gosh.
That's so funny.
This shit is lit. Good for him, dog. He, gosh. That's so funny. This shit is lit.
Good for him, though.
He needed this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, Jim, what do you got?
Let me see.
She got Rogan's thing.
First one.
We could do that first.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Now, see, it says Joe Rogan apologized.
See, I didn't take this as an apology.
Did you apologize?
I apologize.
No.
I mean, he apologized.
He said, if I pissed you off, I'm sorry. That's all I said. Yeah, but I don't really. He didn't apologize. I think him that's given me. He apologized. He said, I'm if I pissed you off, I'm sorry.
That's all that. But I don't really, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't,
I don't know. Yeah. To me, it was more of an update from his perspective, not an apology.
Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think what he, what he did, I talked to him before he put this out
the day before. And, you know, it's like he said, he didn't know. He didn't plan for this podcast to be the biggest thing in the world.
He didn't know he was going to get 50 million downloads.
Yeah.
When he interviewed somebody.
Okay.
He is a guy.
Like I've always said, part of it's there are two things that make him really successful.
One is he's just interested in finding out what the truth is.
Yes.
And two, he uses the word wow more than anybody.
Uh-huh.
Because he's learning with the fucking audience.
He's never tired of learning, right?
But he just, he was like a lot.
When he opened up and he said,
when he opened up and said,
there are certain things you,
if you had said certain things before this pandemic,
you would have been banned from most social media platforms.
Yes.
All of those things now are accepted as fact and science.
The man that he interviewed had been saying that.
So he was interested in what else they had to say
and say had been right in the beginning about those things.
He wanted to have a fucking conversation.
My thing is that, you know,
the hate that Rogan gets and all this backlash and these people, you know, talking about get them out Spotify
it's I think we got it need to decide what's misinformation if
Misinformation can't just be a different perspective of what the major media is telling you because then that it
The term missus information doesn't work there. It's just a different narrative of what the major media says.
I think there's a lot of mischiefs.
And that's why they want to try and shut down Rogan.
And I'll tell you right now, for that, that fucking soy boy,
Prince Harry and his wife, yeah, we're,
we're not relevant.
We're gonna back off, too.
Sir, your show, they gave you $25 million.
You don't, what do you mean you're gonna pull your show?
You have no show.
Oh, I don't know.
He's like, we're gonna back out, too.
Cool, dude.
No one gives a shit.
They weren't as strong about it.
But also, what perspective do you have?
There couldn't be a bigger pussy on this earth, dude.
You were spooned.
You were spooned, Fed, from day fucking one.
You want an Oprah and cried about your family.
What are you talking about?
Oh yeah, the royal family held earnings from us.
There was stuff to make you living.
And his mom, meanwhile, is $15 million.
What are you talking about?
You don't need a podcast.
What perspective do you have?
Correct.
You and your wife, what the fuck are you guys gonna talk about?
That any of us are gonna relate to it?
I could niggas anymore. Get the fuck out of guys gonna talk about that any of us are gonna relate to? I couldn't agree more.
Get the fuck out of here. I don't care about your pain on anything.
I have nothing that you have no life experience.
I have nothing.
Neither does your wife.
I agree.
You guys have nothing to offer.
Why Spotify's, they don't make a lot of stupid deals.
That's the stupidest fucking deal I've ever heard of.
What perspective are you gonna give us?
You've been spoon fed your entire life,
and you're gonna pull what show,
a show you don't have that hasn't even aired?
What are you talking about?
Well, I couldn't agree more,
and I also think that there's a huge difference
between spreading this information
or misinformation or malinformation,
which is to say things like vaccines are gonna kill you,
or Fauci invented the COVID virus.
There are a lot of things you can say.
Yeah.
That are out there and they're irresponsible
and they're bad.
For sure.
There's a lot of bad things going on.
I think having a conversation with someone,
once again, I'm gonna pair in him,
who is published more on vaccines than anybody on the planet.
Yeah.
I'm interested in that perspective.
It's not what that person says.
Yeah, it doesn't mean he's necessarily right.
It doesn't mean that there aren't things, but, but, but, but,
but it doesn't hurt to do the conversation.
Somebody tells me that there are, there's shenanigans going on
with a pharmaceutical company, or that we might be,
we might be approaching this pandemic the wrong way,
or there might be a smarter way to approach this pandemic.
I'm listening.
That doesn't mean I support misinformation.
I don't want to hear this from you.
I want to hear this from you guys.
Tell me this, who's responsible for more deaths
during the COVID-19 period for misinformation?
Rogan or CNN major outlets?
How much shit did they get wrong?
From from the incubators to the ventilation machines to all the shit. Look when you talk about deaths to deaths
Let's go from Rogan to the major media outlets that are going after Rogan. Who's response from more deaths? I mean fucking close
Tally it up. Yeah, I mean look I
close. Tally it up. Yeah, I mean, look, I, I, I, again, what's your term of misinformation? I think that people, I'm not even discrepanied. I'm like, you know, I hear we thought ventilators
were the way to go. We thought this stuff was the way to go. Turns out it's not. They
thought class masks were the way to go. They thought all this stuff. It's a learn, we're
working progress. We're learning that we're learning that would be considered misinformation
according to them that they're going Rogan after. I think you got to choose a side. I like
he said, I think if you had said, yes,
there were a lot of things that you could have said
that would have had deep platform you
that now accepted a science,
we were learning this as we went along.
And I think that the people that are criticizing Rogan,
I would suggest are probably people
that actually haven't listened to him.
They've not listened to the conversations.
What they've done is heard sound bites
and heard what other people are saying about him.
And there's a conception of Rogan that he's a meathead,
he's a bro, he hunts and all that stuff.
Well, what he is first and foremost
is a very curious person who's truly interested in him.
But who cares behind the left?
So what do you, what do you, what do you,
what I'm saying is what you got to be
Annish and Cooper they'll give me soy boys prejudice to it there's a prejudice to it but what I'm trying to say but but there's there because also like that
Prejudice whatever look at the ancient Cooper's number picking anybody want better your quote unquote meet heads numbers and who's thought who is the nation
Deciding they're gonna listen to keep in mind he also had Sanjay Gupta Yeah, he also had a lot of people that are he did
The in you know and and and what I thought was interesting about the Sanjay Gupta thing was that
Gupta doesn't have a lot of the information what a good. No, he said he said he said I don't know
He said I find myself saying I don't know a lot. I'm with you man. I get it. So we're all of us
It's it's and it's fair, but also why does the last but also why does Rogan have those people on because they
have no other outlet also if i'm CNN or Fox News you should have those
people on cuz clearly people are interested in hearing these other opinions
you think with using its misinformation or not clearly what i think he's
he's fucking ten times audience that you have so what i think is because he
there's no other outlets for these guys.
Yeah, let me, so what I think is misinformation,
I would I think does more damage
if you wanna talk about misinformation
and you wanna, if you wanna get into it
and malinformation and let's just talk about
the mainstream media for a second.
The mainstream media, please don't tell me
that they're interested in only information.
Please don't tell me.
No, it's a gender and clickbait, there's a gender.
That's right.
And there are a lot of things.
So explain to me why when you talk about the homeless situation,
for the longest time with the mainstream media,
I'm talking mostly liberal media,
but for the longest time, if you mention homelessness,
and that includes people in power right now
like Gavin Newsom's administration,
although it's changing a little bit,
up until about 15 minutes ago,
if you said that
homelessness wasn't about housing and inequality, that was the narrative was it's about housing,
shortages, and inequality. They weren't interested in hearing the fact that it was actually a mental
health crisis, that it was a drug crisis, that the opioid, the opioid pandemic, which came about because of a pharmaceutical company
called Purdue that bought off the FDA.
You know, don't be mad at people, don't be mad at Americans for being very skeptical of
the FDA.
But also, you remember, Oregon has no private funding.
Correct.
Pfizer's not paying his bill like they are seen in.
Correct.
Moderna's not paying his bill. Johnson Johnson's not paying his bill.
So, so on that point, on that point, I don't know if you can look up how many people
die from oxycommon, but if you watch dope sick or if you read dope sick or if you read
empire of pain, the sacchloric.
Well oxycommon or fentanyl, the sacchloric.
Yeah, the sacchloric.
It just passed number one.
Right, the sacchloric.
It's number one. Right, the SACO's brought the FDA and they got people to start taking this
and they said, this is not an addictive substance.
And it brought up the worst opioid,
we're still paying for this.
And that was a pharmaceutical company.
So Americans are skeptical.
So at least let's be honest, let's be honest.
We're not being honest, we're going to the problem.
It's not the problem. Opioid, it's be honest, we're not being honest, we're going to get the problem. It's not the problem.
If Neil Young and Joni Mitchell, they should probably,
I would imagine, train their sites elsewhere.
There's a lot of misinformation out there.
I don't think that it does.
To put it all on the road.
I don't know how about this.
All right, you want to get into it?
I don't think it does community's color,
any service to say that the only reason people,
communities of color in some states and some places,
the only reason that they're not,
there isn't any upward mobility is racism.
It could also have to do with cultural practices
in some cases.
Ghetto culture isn't exactly conducive in the 21st century to,
but if you were to say the ethnic Chinese versus a group
that's not as upwardly mobile and you were to compare it,
you'll never hear that done ever in mainstream.
We'll also just,
speaking of mainstream media, look at what's going on in Canada.
Have you seen this?
50,000 truck drivers have shut the country down and go,
we're not moving to release the mandates. Do you know what their prime minister did? Oh,
he's in hiding. I know. He just went into hiding. He also said that if you're against the,
see, here's the other thing. He also said that the people that are against vaccines and you can look
this up, who are skeptical of vaccines or who are afraid of vaccines or we don't necessarily want
to take a back or don't like vaccine mandates. I'm pro vaccine. I'm pro vaccine. I believe in vaccines. Let me just
say that very clearly. And I'm there to say that Rogan is too. But if you have questions or you're
afraid of something, he said essentially that you are racist and misogynist. Look on that CNN one
where it says he has sharp words. True, though. So they're shutting. So if they don't work,
says he has sharp words, true to, so they're shutting, so if they don't work, that country screwed. Your transportation, how you get goods and in and out of Canada.
And all of them, he says all of them aren't Canadians, you know, they're basically, they
have unacceptable views. He said these people have to be called out there. Canadians were
shocked and afraid to get by the behavior display. 50,000 people though, by people... by people protesting our nature cap on what to be very clear we're not
intimidated by those who are insults abuse at small business workers
still food from the homeless won't give into those who fly racist flags won't
cave to those who engage in van lism
no they're not doing anything there is just truck but he's calling racist so
so so so so here's a good example
if you want to talk about misinformation and you can't see the other side
and you can't see that people might be
over these shutdowns because they're doing more damage
than otherwise.
Well, because that's your narrative
and somebody calls you,
somebody in power calls you a fucking race.
Racist because you don't really know the name.
That is a, they, yeah.
So, so, so, so, don't tell me about fucking,
don't tell me about misinformation.
That's missing.
You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How does about misinformation that's you know yeah yeah yeah you're
how does it not be
what is there doing with the left did during the protests
no the right was like oh they're looting they're doing this and left like no
they're safe and now it doesn't work for their agenda like well they're all
criminals and they're stealing
not sure some are there certain there are certain things that are timing right
so if you were to say during the BLM protests, it was a very emotional time.
Floyd, George Floyd, that was totally unacceptable.
It was a very emotional time.
And maybe long overdue, I don't know,
maybe those protests had something to say.
People say, well, BM all guys are this and that.
No, there was a legit, there was a legit,
up sort of frustration that came to the surface.
All right, all good.
But there is a timing thing, right?
You don't want to be a journalist and say,
hey, by the way, all you guys who are protesting with BLM,
you're also spreading COVID.
Probably, probably some cases happen as a result of that
because everybody's together.
Probably not the best timing.
There's a certain thing called journalistic attack
and you want to find your way of when you say that.
But overall, like to brand this point, There's a certain thing called journalistic tack and you want to find your way of when you say that but overall like
Like to Brennest point and you know and what I'm saying is that if you're gonna criticize Rogan
Let's start with all the mistakes
You know you have the mainstream meeting I need a clear definition on what misinformation
I'm not a fan of Trump so never had that but that Russian collusion thing that was two years and they that was a fucking nothing much of a cost. Oh
A fuck lot. Billions. So before you start talking about
conspiracy theories and misinformation you gotta you gotta clean your own house up first
Yeah, and that's why a lot of Americans cry bullshit
Yeah, when Rogan has guy incredible scientists that are that work with our government that are the ones that developed
the vaccine.
It's okay to hear from them, especially when in some cases and in some of their predictions
they were correct.
And he was interested.
But also those guys have no other outlet.
YouTube pulled them down.
Twitter took them off.
They have no, they kept them away.
They also are making money on, this is a, they're not making money on this. They're not making money from Pfizer. They're not making Moderna. Right. So sometimes you want to hear
from a scientist that might be a little off, but the, Malone might be wrong. McCulloch might be wrong.
Yeah. In some ways. But they've been right in a lot of
things. Or whatever. It's like it was he right on everything. No. We, we rape him over the,
the cold. We break him over the colds because he's wrong and stuff. No, it's okay to be wrong
Yeah, right and I and I and I again as a fan of Johnny Mitchell's and as a fan of fucking Neil Young
I don't get fuck about it. Well, their music could never exist again
I would guess I would guess I would guess I think I'm almost right. They did they have missed
They didn't listen to this podcast. Oh, they just heard clips. I'll back you on that. Yeah, I think I'm almost right. They have missed the deal. They didn't listen to this podcast.
They just heard clips.
I'll back you on that.
I think it's cares.
What else can I do?
Well, the problem is there are a lot of people, right?
It becomes a problem.
No, it becomes a cool thing to do.
Yes.
And I can't stand that shit.
No.
I can't stand that shit.
So all bitches.
So there is a rumor going around that Kanye West is telling anyone who
will listen that Pete Davidson has eight.
Keep on watching.
Fuck you.
Just doing a lot.
We don't know, but this is a rumor going around.
Academics actually went on his stream and said that a few of his friends have
heard from other
people that Kanye is kind of going around spreading this rumor.
So this is all a lot.
Tell me a rumor about Kanye.
He just says childish.
It's just super childish talking shit.
But Kanye also last week had a very weird situation where he came out and said he flew
to go get a laptop with another sex tape of Ray Jay and Kim Kardashian from back in
the day that he showed it to Kim and she cried. But Ray Jay's team came out and said, there's
no such footage. Please leave me out.
Yeah, Ray Jay's like, Ray Jay was like, I'm trying to be a good dad. I don't, I don't
be tied back into this. I was like, this clip doesn't exist. It sounds like now that
you can't get Kim back. He's just releasing the fear. Yeah, he's just very bitter. Yeah,
it's just. Yeah, it's hurt.
Did he see something like that?
Eighth, he actually said?
No, he did for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
They're saying that this is a rumor going around.
But I mean, he's gone in and out of the shit.
Eighth.
But he says he didn't, so.
Well, of course, he said he didn't.
It's just a hurt, man.
Yeah, it's a hurt, man.
Very clearly.
Yeah.
He's just so intense.
I don't know what you're saying.
Of all things you could say.
So Tom Brady is retiring.
Source is say, but Tom hasn't said this.
I know.
Yeah, but there's so many news outlets coming out
and saying that it's happening.
Which does that mean?
Until I hear from him, source said that
Brady's decision is based on several factors
in going family and health.
It's weird he'd retire because he led the league
and he possibly could win MVP,
especially they fuck over in Rogers
versus COVID stance.
Rogers should win.
But if they freaking give it to Tom Brady,
the guy who led the league, I think in yards and touchdowns,
the first time he's ever gonna,
a guy who led that's gonna retire.
Hasn't happened since like the 40s.
Wow.
He'd definitely play again.
100%.
What if Rogers went to Tampa Bay, it'd be hilarious.
I mean, but Brady still has it.
I mean, you know, like,
he's just been doing so long, he might be over.
Yeah, yeah.
He might be over it.
I mean, he came back, that took, that 27 point deficit.
Not.
I mean, fuck.
I hope he doesn't retire, but I still get it.
What did you get, Jen?
Are you ready?
So there is a new Janet Jackson documentary
that came out recently.
I did not get a chance to watch it.
I hear very good things about it.
I loved it.
It's good.
I love Janet.
She's whatever to me.
It's good.
Oh, she's everything to me.
Yeah, I hear so many good things about it.
Yeah, it's good.
It's really good.
It's cool because you get to hear her story.
She was around her brothers who were fucking mega star.
She was so big. Yeah, video. It's like black and white. And she's so her brothers who were fucking mega star. She was so big.
Yeah video, it's like black and white.
And she's so, and they go into their house,
they grew up in and the brothers like shown like,
you don't remember like Michael and the two of the brothers
stuck in a bunk bed up there, the other four slept in there.
She's like, photo a bed.
Yeah, she didn't remember who she was two young.
Did you remember any of this?
You remember, she was two young,
because when they had popped,
like they had moved to the house,
and seen them.
And see, you know, yeah.
Yeah, but it's dope to like hear her story.
The brother that was telling that story,
that was the one on the plane.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to know what really went on with dad,
what he was like.
They talk about the brother's like,
he was dope, like,
so they say this,
it's not as bad as you think.
He's not as bad as you think. He's not as bad as you think.
They're like, they all say this.
They're like, yeah, we were disciplined,
but they were the most loving parents
that they could have ever had.
And then all like Michael, Janet, all in record,
they all none of us would have been shit
without my dad's vision and discipline.
He's like, they're all amazing,
they made it because my dad.
Yeah, because there is a difference.
There's this difference. And the biggest music. Yeah, there's a different
I think there's a difference. Yeah, if you just have a dad that just fucking disciplines you and beach
And then it's then it's like and no love with that
It's a great music, but he created like you know, I mean
I'm not saying he you know people should fucking hit their kids like that
But I mean that was a time whatever blah blah blah blah but like I don't know they always they
back their parents.
Everything I went to that was who was with Latoya right?
Yeah, Latoya went bad on him.
Latoya did?
Oh yeah, yeah.
But she was such a mess anyway.
I mean yeah, of course.
I mean, it's crazy that they have like video on there like before they're famous like
all the brothers singing in dance and the mom said
cause it was the summer and the husband walked in
from their dad walked in from work.
She was like, Kate, they're like playing the drums.
The Tito was playing the guitar.
Yeah, the guitar and he was like,
he can play.
And Tito was not supposed to play that guitar.
He can't play.
And he was like, he can play and then they're harmonizing.
They're all singing.
And the dad's like, yeah, let me see it.
And Tito started playing and then Michael goes,
he's better than you, Dad, because the dad can play the dark.
And Tito's a musician.
Yeah, well, yeah.
But Tito started crying.
But he wasn't like, his dad, because Michael goes,
he's better than you.
And so he starts playing, he's crushing it.
But then they're all harmonizing, Dad goes,
I think we got something here.
Yeah, but Michael Jackson was late,
because he was only gonna have the four.
And then he heard Michael sing at a talent show. And he was like, do you ever see him when he was only gonna have the four and then he heard Michael's
sing at a talent show. And he was like, you ever seen when he was a kid? Like he's
the dude. You gotta watch that. They have their audition footage for a vote town. Oh my
God. It goes off. He goes. You know, that's what he does.
He does it. He does it. He does it. He does it. And they get famous like, I mean, it was like
over high. It is. They're like, we moved in Sino. We got a pool. It gives me chills, like watching that audition,
because you're like, that's fucking Michael Jackson.
Yeah, I was just a kid, and he just fucking kills it.
Off the wall.
Dude, that's my generation.
It was dope, seeing how famous they got.
Yeah.
And then they played the music so loud
the neighbors would talk shit to them,
like, you're never gonna be shit.
Yeah, like, yeah, the neighbors didn't believe in this.
A week later, they're like inloat fucking, you know, Motown
And you're in there you and Gary and the Gary Indiana still it still holds up. Yeah, well, yeah
They have like a bit that that mural was cool of them that they have there
Do you know what you know who owns the original house because they
Jacks in there and obviously she lives in it's like fucking mansion bell air now shit
Oh my god, this place is tiny. She's like we we slept there. And he's like, four of us slept in that bed.
Yeah, yeah. And he goes in the other three brothers slept
in that bed. It was a bunk bed, four and three. And he goes
and you slept on this couch as a baby. And she's like,
this place is tiny. And you said, I think it's
eight or an hour. And still still hood. Oh, yeah.
So, so quick trivia question, everybody. Do you know,
why is it that place is like Gary Indiana? Why is there
kind of a black, well, when you talk ghetto,
why do we think-
Milwaukee too?
Why, why, why is there a quote-unquote black ghetto
in every city?
We segregated certain areas for them.
It's called Red Line.
Red Line areas.
You couldn't get along.
In LA, we did.
We couldn't buy a house in a white area.
Yeah, that's why Compton's that way.
Like, it was something only certain areas they could buy.
You were a zone.
Bank would not give you a loan. Isn't that crazy? And got you got a house in that shitty part where there was no resources
Oh, well, but anyways back to this Justin Timberlake thing
I remember when that super old shit happened. I didn't think it was the craziest thing ever
I don't for some reason. I don't remember people
Rubbing that much crazy
But I remember all the shit went towards Justin Timberlake
But I get I don't I don't get the air it was pretty great but i remember all the shit went towards uh... just in timbrillade
but i get a bit i don't i don't get the i remember that
she's just what you can't jackson says not his fault right
so jane came out in this documentary and basically spoke on the situation
times i think
a new generation of people now
really go hard for jane and jackson they blame
just in timbrillade got a lot of things that happen the past with the
Britney stuff and then the Janet Jackson stuff.
Janet actually went to set the record straight saying, we're actually really good friends,
we talked about it.
And he told me that he felt very guilty for not speaking out and kind of like taking a lot
of the blame that was sent my way.
He felt like he should have taken more responsibility.
But she said to him, if I were you you I wouldn't have had said anything at all
I would have done the exact same thing
Please don't feel the need to say anything that you don't want to get is not your fault
That question why was it so controversial? It's just her tip that's what most people are saying
I think you know what happened now in Europe
I don't think you're a laugh that you they were like on TV now
That's not a thing. If it happens now do you think it would it's still the same reaction?
It's never been worse.
Well, back in the day, they have many strict rules.
Oh, now you be, oh, now, now Justin Timberlake wouldn't work.
Oh, yeah, that canceled.
We're so pure-attempted.
You did that to a black woman.
This is racist.
Oh, we become so crazy.
What?
We become so crazy out.
I wasn't thinking in that aspect.
I was thinking because it's like women empowerment
and the breastfeeding and stuff like that.
It's like, yo, I can show my people. That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking because it's like women empowerment and like the breastfeeding and stuff like that. It's like yo, I can show my people.
That's what I was thinking.
That's what I was thinking.
All right, now Justin would be able to do it.
You have a lot of white liberals be,
they'd be picketing outside,
oh, a lot of those white people.
No, you're from college, it's a lot of action.
They highly educated, ooh, yeah, they'd be up and on.
You know what else is dope?
They're here to protect that.
What else is good is that the Hugh Heftner documentary.
Oh, I haven't got that.
Mine has talked that one yet.
Oh, it's good.
Really?
It's good.
It's dicey.
Yeah.
Sounds like it.
Chris Delay had the best drug on the cane.
He said, we were talking about it, and Chris Delay goes,
Hugh Heftner was like this, getting it as all those women stuff.
And he goes, Hugh Heftner was like, they're doing what?
The Me Too movement's coming, really?
No.
He was just passed away.
He was waiting, what are they trying to do?
All they're going after, okay, give me,
he just died right there.
He was just died right there.
I was laughing, so fucking awesome.
He just died.
He's all.
It's so true though.
As soon as Me Too came out, you under,
he tied in 2017.
Yeah, he was like, I'm out.
Yeah, he tied in 2017.
But you listen to it and like,
it's for sure somethings he did was horrible,
then some you're like, come on man.
It's just, and then you have his best friend there
who's like, who's like, hold up, half.
He was a great guy.
He gave all these people opportunity.
They have some of the women who love half,
some that hate them.
Then you have the lady who ran all the shit,
hates them now, so it's like all these conflicting things.
But then you go back at the time when that was happening.
It's just so interesting.
But so interesting.
My dad is now 81.
It was my birthday and he goes 55.
You know you're not middle age anymore, right?
He goes, you know, you're not your early retirement. You know, you're old and I go I go I'm middle age
He goes, no, you're not technically or not. So he's just grinning at me like that. Middle age. Yeah, I go
I don't like this conversation. He goes, hey, I could die at any minute. I could not wake up tomorrow
I'm like, yeah, so wait
I was
81 I'm like yeah, so wait
Our old
Yeah, his family doesn't own playboy anymore right
Well nobody listen playboy died with the internet. There's a revamp
Big yeah, but he used to have money
They do a only fans type of situation, but theirs is called the centerfold,
the subscription process.
So they're kind of making a modern day revamp of playboy.
But like that, Holly Massing,
the Holly Massing come to America,
she was like his main chick,
from the, where the girls next door,
that blew them up, that was all half-side-dea.
So he had the three girlfriends
and Holly was his main girlfriend.
And she's talking about how it's like,
cult like, and she didn't wanna do all this and blah blah blah.
Then they go to his best friend,
you know, his best friend's like right or die from,
he goes, oh, oh, she's saying that interesting.
You know half, half always went,
like the girls he wanted, he went after and you knew.
He did not go after.
She approached him and she made him hit her boyfriend.
You're like, that's how that was it.
And the first time the history of Hep's entire love life,
she's the one girl that sought him out,
planted herself in and made it work, got fame,
and now she's going bad on me, goes, interesting.
What a surprise.
But you listen to stories, again,
because there's an agenda there.
That's the narrative.
But what I do like about you get both,
you get his best friends and girls who love Hep,
and then you get the girls who were like,
it was cold like we didn't wanna do this.
Well, he was always, if you ever look at the stuff,
I don't know if it's in documentary,
but half was always a flashpoint for the feminist movement,
the second wave feminist movement in the 70s.
Like there were like women shouldn't be dressed like bunnies,
and he would, back then there'd be debates.
There'd be, they'd engage in debates and stuff about it.
Well, you know what's really interesting interested in show is on TLC.
I think I forget her name, Sean or something like that.
She's 22 years old, but she's built like a seven year old girl.
She's traveling to a seven year old's body, but she's 22.
Everything's perfect. Is it Turner syndrome?
No, I don't know what it is.
It's a Gary Coleman thing.
Yeah, bring that up on TLC, 22 year old one tremolo.
She's a big eyes, pretty eyes, but she's 22. Now she's going on like dating apps, stuff like that. Yeah, bring that up until TLC, 22 year old one tremolo.
Should be guys, pretty eyes, but she's 22 and now she's
going on like dating apps, stuff like that.
Sure, I'm trying to know.
And that's why I said to my girl, I go,
I was talking to Joanne last night, we were watching.
It's fascinating to show, because she'll go to a bar
and like, what the fuck are you doing?
Like you can't be in there, she'll show ideas like,
you're 22, she's like, yes.
And like people treat her like a kid and she needs like,
technically because of her size and weight, she needs to be in a booster seat when she's like yes, and like people treat her like a kid and she needs like Technically because of her hot size and weight
She needs to be in a booster seat when she drives in cars, but she wants to be normal
She's rides in the front seat. That's her right there. So she's like vaping and shit, but she looks like a kid
But my thing is is
She's her sister's taking pictures pictures of her to go on like tender or whatever
I told my girl any guy that dates her is a pedophile, right?
I certainly couldn't I just couldn't do no of course you can I'm saying no, but I'm
She's what I'm saying, but let's say Christian was like oh, I think she's hot. I'd like oh, we're in the little kid
I'm in the same height. I mean, I mean, that's her deal
That's the problem right? So what do you do for like love and then she said this though? She goes
Then she goes people ask me this all the time,
as far as my love life, trust me every box is checked.
Look at her vaping right there.
It's hilarious.
She goes, the bar sits down, they're like,
what the fuck are you doing?
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah, like cerebral, like four toots, she's tiger size.
She's four to four.
So it is, yeah, I think that's the same thing Gary Coleman had
Isn't that crazy? It's it's not who's gonna but if today or you would have to be a Well, I was just thinking like you could you could fall in love with a personality
Is that Ryan is I really yeah, man. Oh my god. I mean it gives me a second for eight year old just tattoos
I mean yeah, you're right, Bob. I mean, what do you,
she's never been on a date ever?
No, no, she has.
She has a boyfriend date?
Oh, really?
No, no, no.
That's what she said.
She's like, I've had like six boyfriend that,
and I told her, I think my girl, well, clearly,
like, those are pedophiles.
Like, I don't even fuck how cool a personality is.
Yeah.
Because when you look at it, that's like,
physically, and you feel bad for her because she probably wants. Look at it. Love,
you know, she's not, you know, she's a pretty human being. Yeah,
very cute. Huge eyes. She's adorable. Huge eyes. Look at all.
But she's adorable. Like I, she looks like a little girl. She looks like
you, but the bottom line is you have to be a pedophile, right?
You mean, I think to get excited over. Like what she said, she had six boyfriends.
I'm like, well, who do the files?
Let's go get them.
I mean, you scunk kid, don't go be there.
Just don't, man.
I mean, is it possible that it's a fetish?
Well, a pedophile fetish, yeah.
Yeah, I have to have to have the definition of pedophile.
You're my boy and you show up with that?
Oh, I got a limb tucker. I got a little talk about you problem
She's 20 oh stop that. Yeah, I eat your old body, bro
This is what she do date an eight-year-old here's a man. Oh, that's illegal
That she has an eight-year-old body
Isn't it your old body? Yeah, she isn't it.
Does she have breasts?
Does she have hips?
Does she?
I don't know.
It's hard to, it's hard to, it's fucking.
It's your mini woman.
Yeah.
And if she, I don't think she's a mini woman.
Zero, it's fucking big.
It's very, it's very, it's a dilemma
because I'm fucked up right now.
It's right, yeah.
I told my girl, I'm like, what is she gonna do?
Who, yeah.
Do they interview these ex-boyfriends at all?
No.
No, those pedophiles are on it.
They're probably in prison.
Yeah, I, I just, it's very tough, man. It's very tough, man. It's a, it's a, I feel around it. We're probably in prison. Yeah, I just, it's very tough, man.
I feel bad for it.
I feel so bad for it.
I'm glad I remember to bring it up.
I was like, oh, it's a pet of a...
No, dude, it's such a tricky one that even if you're,
with, like, okay, it's in there dating, right?
That's, yeah.
It's all you're talking about.
It's all we're talking about the wedding.
It's all we're talking about the wedding.
If Christian brought her in and then left, I'd be like, couldn't pet you're talking about. It's all we're talking about the wedding. It's always talking about the wedding. If Christian brought her in and then laughed,
I'd be like,
it couldn't be a butterfly.
Right?
I know he's like barely taller,
but she does it at your own growing.
I mean, yeah, I mean.
What did he say to herself that she attracts a lot
of freaks, assholes, and idiots?
Well, obviously.
So the chemo therapy, the chemo therapy
stunted her growth.
Oh, she had brain cancer
Oh, I didn't know that the chemo therapy stunted in her brain stunted the growth for the
How old was she when she had cancer kid? Okay, maybe a rare form of brain cancer. She's super young
Yeah, I am I am I'm having a dilemma. It's a good show
It's a quality show, but that's a dilemma. That's a tough one. I
Mean that's a dilemma. That's a tough one.
I mean, that's a dilemma.
What do you feel about the guys dating Dorf girls then?
That's fine, but they're still tiny.
No, they don't look like eight-year-old.
Like the famous Dwarf on TLC, there's a small person on TLC.
And she has regular-sized titties, regular-sized hands.
You know, they have the blonde asses like y'all do, you know,
but then little hands, you know.
Like Peter Dinglidge, he looks like a fully grown man,
except for he has to do that.
Exactly, they look like this girl.
They're just a little bit more.
Yeah, this doesn't look like young.
No, he looks like a...
They're short of our hero.
They're very short legs, very short legs.
But I'm saying there's just a person that's,
like in one of those mayors that you, at the...
They're small. What do these guys are trying to be nice to do the right thing. All right, let me see dwarf crystals are dwarves and
This is a dwarf girls there. There are people that are see go go the far right to the girl in the jeans
Yeah, like if Christian came with her, I'm like, yeah, that's a
Like I got we keep throwing it in no one's gonna confuse that for an eight year old. No that that shana girl
That's a she she said it. She's not to get one
That's a grown woman. Yeah, you know, I mean, yeah, she had boobs to yeah, yeah, yeah, but does does TLC gal have she
She may have no no physically she said she ate your own body.
That's what she said.
It's definitely weird.
It was Gary Coleman and a Webster.
Webster, he looked like a little kid.
Yeah.
He's a geiger.
Who was?
A reentroyer?
No, he didn't have that in reentroyer.
A geiger was actually a tall person.
He was just a little kid.
Webster had whatever she has.
Emmanuel Louis.
Like she could find Webster though.
Yeah.
If he was alive.
He's alive.
Yeah.
Gary Coleman passed.
Is this still alive?
No, he passed.
No, he's gone.
I think he's alive.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Webster passed.
No, what's his dead?
I'm almost positive.
Webster's dead.
I put it.
Oh my God, he's 50 years old.
He's alive.
I totally thought he passed away.
No, Gary Coleman did.
No, I know Gary Coleman passed away. No, Coleman did. No, I know I know Gary Coleman
I thought I'm gonna fill off a ladder or something
What does he do now?
I think like a real that what does he do now?
Like she could find a webster that's 22 and date him right? Yeah, yeah
That might be a go-to like they're died again
I'm sure there's a community for that. Yeah
Yeah, there's gotta be there's gotta be a he's taller than her two. He's four three who we've said he's 50 now
Which we can't have that yeah 15 she has a tough get life. Yeah, it's a tough game
There's a very tough game that shows so interesting her trying to just regular shit
Like should be at a park The way he's not the stuff people like what the fuck yeah, there's high frivolous
There's new drugs
He's just flipping people all like fuck you
That's crazy
That's what she has all those tats
The world is not made for you if you are really small like that
That's mean
I don't know man
You don't know it yeah
Yeah that's a thing
Hey man interesting
I told my girl like those little ped pedophiles. Like a case closed.
I mean, 48 hours.
That's somebody who could make.
But if you are a pedophile, wouldn't that stop the urge where she's 22 but looks like
kids, so you're not going to actually molest the kids?
Yes.
That would be so dark.
And then does she want to be with a natural ped? Yes. That would be so dark. This is how it goes. And then does she wanna be with a natural pedophile?
That's what's so dark is like this.
That's what's so dark is like,
there are, I would imagine if you were a pedophile,
that would be, you could legally, you know.
100% you're not gonna arrest for that.
You're talking to me too.
Crazy nightmare.
It's a weird conversation.
We're conversating.
You know I was thinking I was so glad I remember.
She would make a million dollars a day on only fans,
because if you want to catch pedophiles,
set up an only fans for her,
but you're not gonna be all catching,
because they're,
because they're not doing anything illegal,
because she's,
I guarantee you,
she'd make a million dollars a day,
because they're probably that many fucking pedophiles.
That would be like, yeah,
what they're looking like. You know, that's what's so fucked up is like you you would
you could make yeah, I mean, it's crazy. It's an uncomfortable conversation.
Very uncomfortable. I'm having a hard time talking.
You asked a very valid question.
It's a hard time talking.
That's all I can think about. That's not like I'm a brincipant in the show tomorrow.
You gotta bring it up. Because my girl didn't give me much. They're pedophiles, right?
She would. Yep. Yep didn't give me much. I went, they're pedophiles, right? She went, yep. Yep.
Yeah.
No doubt.
Now, bring us up on the show.
Now, what if you are around that person,
and they have a personality that's so infectious,
and then you fall in love.
Cool, still eight-year-old body.
Still in it, you still, still in it.
It's still eight-year-old body.
They still not gonna be attracted to that,
because I like a woman.
So that's like, woman so that's like exactly
So so so for the person who want to get
But for those ugly be let's say looks isn't everything all right, I don't know man
I
Believe that I believe that if you are not a pedophile that is not something
Get with and I she's just connect on a
Three-roll level. That's a fucking I got a
I think she has I think she has crazy
I think she's she's got muscle tone and she's got curves
So she might be no she does have bigger legs though
Is that her dad that's her stepdad? Okay, I don't wear the real dad
Okay, but look at her legs like she has bigger calves and shit. Yeah
I can't tell
Is that a friend that's her sister she has two sisters. She's fucking look at her drinking a bear right there where
Oh, it's the left one one one. She's all smoking the other one. It's hilarious
What the tattoos kill me you think you see like a little eight year old with a sleeve?
Who's the bug dude?
Oh, she has sleeve.
I don't know.
She had like a forum tattoo.
What do I?
Guys, use me so I got help from a matchmaker and I was.
Oh, he's a matchmaker.
With who she set me up with.
That's the guy that set her up with.
Oh, no, he's a matchmaker.
Yeah, Shody want a thug.
I know, right?
You got that crystal shower?
Shody want a thug.
Wait, is he the matchmaker?
No, he's a matchmaker.
No, no, no, that's guy. He's like it. No, that's not. He's like it. No, that crystal show. I already showed you one of the. Wait, is he the matchmaker? No, thanks so much. No, he's the matchmaker.
No, no, that might be the, that's guy.
He's like, who's the date?
No, that's not, no, he's not the matchmaker.
Who she sent me up with.
It's a she, the matchmaker is a she.
Oh, yeah, she sent her up with.
She said her, and he was just like, yeah, I'll sit down with her.
Well, I got a question.
You wouldn't get me to sit down with her.
Yeah, you couldn't get in here.
Fuck.
Are you, I mean, just being on that show is a
really a liability.
But if you look at her in the background of this photo,
seems like she really likes them.
She's like, you know what, he's a good-looking guy.
Very good-looking man.
There's no reason why she wouldn't like him.
It's just a fucking hard one.
I can't wait to say it.
To be a tractor to that, you better fuck.
It's fucking hard fucking hard one. I can't even say it. To be a track, does it? You better fuck.
It's fucking hard to be her.
And she's changing clothes for a Tinder profile.
And she's like putting on like sexual tone dresses and stuff like that.
But more like matured.
Do the sisters like, please don't wear that.
What the fuck am I going for?
It's the way it's like committing the worst crime I can think of legally
Is that fair? Yeah, that's where this is a tough one. Is that fair though?
I mean is it fair to her not to have love like it's not fair to her? Oh, she really got them tattoos. Yeah, it's not fair to her
It sucks, but her she's a very good look. Yeah, I know look at her head she's talking about clothes
She's like clothes are the fucking worse because now kids close have like you know a Skull with googly eyes on her elephant. She's like it's impossible to find clothes. Oh, got it. She's so adorable
I mean you're gonna say cute little look at her
You know you fucked up, right? She's adorable. She's I got you and this is what I brought
I got said see I find I got you to break. My fucking God.
Isn't that crazy?
I don't know.
It's funny watching her face.
You know what I feel?
I feel bad for her.
She kind of like muscular, like built.
I feel bad for her, man.
I know, yeah.
Yeah, you just feel bad.
I think it's a tough fucking life.
But by the way, right there,
she looks way more like a woman.
She's got muscular arms, you're right.
She looks like a very short woman there.
Is that fair?
Tiger has the same build.
I can't even feel like, I know,
it's like you want to click just to see what you're doing,
but you don't want to click on it.
I don't want to click on it.
Well, no, I mean, you know what I'm thinking about
is like how lonely this is for a human being like that.
She has plenty of guys though, right?
That like her. I don't know. She's had six boys. That's what I'm like that. She has plenty of guys though, right? That like her.
I don't know.
She's had six boys.
That's what I'm saying, but she has plenty of,
she's not lonely, but sex.
By the way, picking guys the wrong guys,
well yeah, the probably the guys, you know.
Tonight.
It's, it's like, yeah.
If you're a parent, you're,
you're the anxiety still the roof.
I only want to ask a quick, never mind.
Well, by the way, they always had that expression.
You're as happy as you at least happy kid.
You know, I mean,
I shouldn't seem unhappy,
but you know, it's gonna be when she's like 40 in single,
it's gonna fucking suck.
You gotta find another small person.
You don't want your kids along, man.
No, it doesn't seem like she's attracted to small people, though.
If she's really getting matched with your kids.
Well, because her, her mind is like,
you're not, but small people,
the small person don't mind the who though.
That's what I'm saying.
But it's like the people on love on the spectrum,
they don't wanna be with people with autism.
They want regular people, it's heartbreaking.
Like I don't want another fucking person with autism.
I want a regular person.
That's what I'm saying.
It's hard, yes.
You probably want like,
I'm the matchmaker sitter with that big guy.
I know that big dude, I'm like, yo, that's what I was like I don't want to ask the question
I'm like dog that's a personal question
There was that fucking Mary Shelley in Frankenstein when the fucking monster
He's he's wandering alone and he looks at the scientists who created him Dr.
Frankenstein he said he goes even Satan had companions I am alone
He was like even a monster I forgot to make me a fucking companion. I'm a fucking
I'm a machine huh no dude no I'm using a literary reference right right I'm using a literary reference. I'm using a literary reference. You know if you would have you would have you would have did the tough
Mother you wouldn't have bullied me for putting my infant first and I knew I was
Dude, it's not a bullshit
Frankenstein and they said she was cute. You called her a monster go on chin. I just you know you fucked up right you know
Fuck up. I'm all fucked up today. Yeah, you called her monster.
I think you could say she was cute.
You're putting more time.
You're putting more time.
It's exactly.
She had big eyes.
I thought she was that cute.
I thought she had big eyes like a doll.
Like a show big.
I thought she was that cute.
I thought she was that cute.
I thought she was like a doll, like a show big.
I thought she was that cute.
I thought she was that cute.
I thought she was that cute.
I thought she was that cute.
I thought she was like a doll, like a show big.
I thought she was like a doll, like a show big.
I thought she was that cute.
Alright, we'll move on.
Okay, that was uncomfortable. It's a dicey one. Fuck, dude. So fast. It's a dicey one speaking of small people speaking of yeah small people
Transition so it's easier to confuse him for eight year old no no definitely about when he was younger who knows?
I don't know
See what it is so there's a snow white remake yeah, they cast of the lead I guess she's a Latina right yeah
That's one thing and then I guess with the seven dwarves the seven dwarves of the cave together
So he was on.
He was joking about it.
I don't know what he's saying.
I don't know what he's saying.
I listen to it.
The seven dwarves regular size.
No, no, no, he said, this was the joke.
He said, he goes like this.
He goes, they have snow white and her skin is so white, it's white like snow, it's
white, but they cast Latina woman in it.
And he said, it's great.
You know, she's Latina Latin and it's like, all right, that was good.
You guys are nice and woke now you got a lot but they left the
course but then you got said that's way more sex that live in a cave have I done nothing
to move my people forward like Peter Dinklage is just a silly good he was being fun yes
wow that's a great example of just reading those assets are real that is but they are so proud
of all love and respect to the actress and all the people who thought they were doing their thing.
But I'm just like, what are you doing?
Yeah, but that's such bullshit.
That is taken into account.
That's interesting.
He's a silly goose.
He was joking.
Mark Maron was laughing as asked.
My thing is they need to leave Snow White a Snow White.
Hey, Disney, come up with some original shit, right?
A new story for a Latin one.
You don't need to be right to do that.
Oh, because they wanna be woke
and snow white and Cinderella, different ethnicities.
That's cool, but that's just rewrite an original story.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's cool, that's cool.
Eminem's, they decided to make their candies
more inclusive, do you know that?
Eminem.
They're chocolate.
No, it's also a cartoon.
No, hold on.
What are you talking about? It's a car
Oh, oh, oh yeah, look it up look it up. They didn't want to know high heels because it's a little too
feminine and and what about the red and the red one was a bully. They were like he's more inclusive now
Oh, yeah, dude. It's called corporate citizenship. It's good citizenship good corporate citizenship. I can't love Eminem
I know but they're making the world more just more inclusive by changing their make it more relatable
They're fucking and inclusive and inclusive
That's come rather I didn't realize people were paying attention to those fucking characters
This is just this is just marking for Eminem
Yeah, you're right this Eminem like came in we had to do something to get a sense
It's not only like one style of Eminem,
it's a beautiful one.
Well, but they're doing it.
Right?
My man.
No, there's this whole thing.
Where do I get reached?
There's a, you have to be a good corporate citizen.
And so that's why you see banks
that are advertising with a trans woman.
They do all this weird shit now
because they have to check a box now.
That there's a whole thing
It's all this equity of course you went on CNN to talk about it. Yep. Yeah, I don't really she's not bossy just the boss
We know we can have a bossy boss. Oh, I even hate that they're breaking it down to explain
You know, this is such so good for comics. This is so good for us
Because at the end of the day, we just can we have so much to make fun of it
It just creates a whole great backlash.
You watch.
All right, so about a week or so ago,
there's a story in Ireland where two guys,
well, one guy came into the bank
to ask for a pension for someone who could make it.
So then they said, no, the guy has to be here in person.
So then he came with another guy,
and then the guy that was 60 years old,
apparently who's dead, they propped him up and took him to the bank to get the pension
for that guy. Like we can at Bernie's? We can at Bernie's exactly. It's awesome. So then
yeah, so the tellers are like, no, we can't, he obviously looks like he's dead, whatever.
So then they left, there's an investigation and apparently there's an update to it. Uh huh. Apparently, apparently the guy that was initially trying
to get the pension was his cousin or something like that.
There's some sort of relative.
And then he said he was not dead.
He was just very weak in whatever.
And but he died a little bit afterwards.
So they're still investigating this.
Uncle, he does his uncle. I love it.
I was trying to rob him.
E-Git?
I'm not an e-Git.
That's the funny part, too.
I'm not an e-Git.
I would've gone on a rob my uncle.
40 years of age.
I'm not a child.
I'm not an e-Git.
I'm not an e-Git to walk into a hosy with a dead man
and collect his money.
Am I cuckoo?
Am I cuckoo? I'm not.
All right, all right.
I mean, just people say that.
Yeah, just own it.
Oh, the fact you walked in with a dead person,
it's hilarious.
That's funny.
What else you got, Jen?
All right.
Someone actually won a mega millions prize
with the Chinese fortune cookie.
You know, we always try that when you're younger.
Yeah. Yeah.
You just fucking numbers out. Yeah. Someone actually won. Wow, four million bucks in North Carolina. Oh,
someone in Will and Hills recently won the mega millions. No,
within hills. Yeah, they got a lump sum of I think 204 million. Dang.
Wow. It was a quick pick. After taxes, what is it?
2400 million because the actual amount was like 400 something million so they're taking home 200 or 4 million
So you can you know you can you can decide if you want to take the lump sum of 200 million after taxes or you get more in payment
Or you can get more over the years in payments the smart thing would do is payments, but yeah
That's no so they give you like a monthly payment or I think it's every year to get like whatever 20 million
That's it that's insane. That's what I forgot.
That's the 200 million just invested right be set.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would take the pain off all of them fuck up.
Excuse me sir, all of them fuck up.
Yeah, isn't there a show about where are they after?
Yeah, it was on like no one does well.
Yeah, none of them because the,
most of them get sued after they're sold.
They go from making $40,000 a year to 400 million.
Yeah, exactly.
Then all the friends that find out.
A lot of gambling gets too.
The smart people make sure that their name doesn't get announced. Then all the friends of family find out. A lot of gambling ads too.
The smart people make sure their name doesn't get an out.
Because they want friends family to know.
There are different rules depending on what state you win in, apparently.
Like in California, I read, we were doing an article about someone who won, who showed
up in like a screen mask.
I think that was in the Bahamas.
Oh, yeah, remember that too.
You're in California, apparently, you need to have your name published.
Really?
Yeah. I just lied about that. I would. I would. You're in California, apparently, you need to have your name published. Really? Yeah, so a lot of people will, like, set up a trust or a company and have a lawyer go on behalf of that trust.
Before it gets announced?
Yeah, before it gets announced, because when you claim it, then they publish your name.
I would just like, I don't know.
You know what I mean, man, that's a different Brendan don't.
That's a different Brendan don't.
You know what I mean?
I'm like, man, if I can buy our money for me, I'm just blaming.
I'll talk to you later.
That's the best way to do it.
Oh, you don't want people to find out.
They're like, no, it's a mistake.
I didn't get it.
How many people do you think email or DM Elon Musk
and Jeff Bezos for money?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, insane.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
My buddy gets, I think 20 requests a day from people,
legit requests.
With stories, you know.
From strangers?
Yeah, but also like.
People know you have also like businesses
and charities and crazy crazy.
God, I'll I get to you.
Dude, I get to everyone here does get the same thing too,
especially go fund me.
I get tons of fun.
I don't want money for this.
I think I've got I've done it.
I fall for it.
You fall for it.
I just want to see I do this here a little experiments.
Okay, somebody a hundred bucks because they needed
something and then they then they kept coming back. That's terrible. Yeah, yeah. I just want to see, I did a little experiments. Gave somebody a hundred bucks because they needed something
and then they kept coming back.
That's terrible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, that's it, June.
We want just one more?
Yeah, you had some interesting ones.
Can I just see the headlines to them?
It's too early for you.
Did you had?
All right, well, was I-
Just keep me in one more.
Okay, let me just end on this.
And we'll check it out on Wednesday, November.
Yeah.
All right.
This I thought was hilarious.
James Blunt, you remember he was comical about Adele,
like releasing this scene there?
This we said about Joe Rogan's Spotify.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Fucking funny James. What is your beautiful? You're beautiful. Spotify doesn't immediately remove Joe gun.
I will really snooze.
He's got the platform.
You were beautiful.
You were beautiful.
Oh man.
That's funny.
He's good.
He's very funny.
If this doesn't work, nothing will.
Oh man.
I did win the internet.
He won. He's a scratcher. This Thursday Friday Saturday, Atlanta, Georgia. I Did win the internet he won he's icecrushy right?
This Thursday Friday Saturday Atlanta Georgia we go, baby. I know back on the road
Don't let's do it dirty South Atlanta Georgia you're up this Thursday Friday Saturday. It's February 3rd through the 5th
Next Wednesday is Shobin friends APM one show only you know we had some monsters there at the Hollywood improv
That's 8 p.m.
next Wednesday. I think that is the 8th February.
And it might, yeah, probably the 9th. It's February 9th. Hollywood improv.
One show only 8 p.m. shop and friends. And then Sacramento, California, February 24
through 26th. And just announced one of my phase, Nashville, Tennessee, is March 10th
through the 12th. Chicago's end of March. Gitch Tick is at fatkz.com or thickboy.com.
Food truck for Francis Sengano drops Wednesday morning.
The very special food truck is available only on thick boy.
And it's with Francis Sengano and that drops Wednesday as well.
Only on thick boy.
You're not throwing it all right, right?
Well, no, I'm gonna be in the 17th,
I'm in San Diego at the American Comedy Club.
Okay you're doing taking February out that's weird.
17th there you go.
There you go.
I know.
There's somebody I won the very earlier.
I was like you're February 19th you going somewhere.
I'm in I'll be there for the night to it's fine.
And then February 19th I'll be in Vegas.
There you go.
Oh that's not taught.
Yeah but I'm planes and I know I know but I'm
a shop of friends to come back the same day. I'm
trying with Dr. said. No, let's get this fucking
straight. Let's get the straight you mother fucker. This
side. No, we got you when you get this up seriously. Like
don't tell me that this wasn't like I'm not going to argue
with a pediatrician who tells me that I'm going to put my
beat beat. No, we don't hear. I I know but you're but I just want to make sure
But you but here's like like I know your man cuz you told me you had no dates and are you doing dates?
So when I call you out you can't get mad. I need no no, but I know but I just needed four weeks. That's what the doctor said
But you're going on tour what's that you're on tour he'll be older than that by that time he'll be yeah
He'll be more weeks. Okay, but you want to tour January 27th
Yeah, I did that
You see why I give you shit I found out about that bad night. I texted you about it. Remember I'll show you the
Fans knew that you were gonna be there. I said oh my god. I go I said I just got back from no
You called me I said, oh my god, I don't look in love. The version of
musements with Sam Tripoli. The factor was the mud. There won't be mud there.
Yeah. I would blood and sweat. Apparently that was by February 9th.
Holy is it?
February 9th is.
February 9th is.
But there's no one crawling in mud.
Yes.
Apple does the scots and skylight.
I got my cup marks third for a fancy fucking piece of shit.
The little Kentucky, little comedy called March 17th through 18 Miami Florida.
Miami and Rob March 25th 27th.
And no those close better have mother
Cancel the night before will you will cancel the night before through mother's any mud and swear you'll cancel the night
The mud was the issue. Yeah, I'm not 20 thousands of people and it's so much sense. It's science
February 25th and 26th I'll be a Kansas City at the comedy club of Kansas City
March 10th through the 12th. I'll be in Springfield, Missouri,
at the Blue Room Comedy Club,
and April 8th through, April 9th, I'll be in
a Salt Lake City, Utah at Wise Guys Comedy Club.
¡All right, kids, love ya, we're out!
All right.
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