The Fighter & The Kid - If There's Poo, The Party's Over | TFATK Ep. 962
Episode Date: January 30, 2024Brendan's back and gives an update on his kiddo as well as gives thanks to all of you who have supported him throughout all of it! Also, the guys talk Bryan going to the Shot Show, his experience with... Bradley Cooper being a perfectionist, UFC 300 rumors, Vince McMahon in the news, Conor McGregor's impressive performance in the new Roadhouse movie trailer and much more! FiveCBD - Go to https://fivecbd.com/fighter and get your $40 bottle for free, just pay shipping and handling. O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://www.oreillyauto.com/
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This is really the fighter in the kid
You look you getting yourself a little magic mind and drag me up a little bit bud
Get a sleep not a ton of sleep. No, not a ton of sleep an eventful weekend
And by eventful I mean a nightmare. Yeah eventful week
But but our girls home our girls home baby girls home baby girls home Yeah, yep the picture you sent me she she looked like she'd been through a war which she had
So get some magic mind in you. Yes, you can do the ringer
Let's get into it the problem is because those hospitals shut the children's hospitals are the best
But yeah, you know, she would find fall asleep, but then they had they come in run vitals
Yeah.
You know, she would find fall sleep, but then they had, they had come in, run vitals, maybe give her, you know, medication or do this or this IV.
So it's like every two hours or constantly just interrupt her sleep.
Wow.
And then me or Joe would be there.
So then we're not sleeping either.
Yeah.
Talking eight days of just like,
no, I saw you, I saw you in the, in line at the supermarket.
And I was like, I't I think I think that's
my friend Brennan shop yeah I like people like oh Brennan's on Osempic no no no
it's stress. Osempic? No no no that's a that's a stressful time.
Yeah. I feel like we're not in the belly of the beast anymore. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah.
That's for now.
You have to hope so.
For now.
You hope so.
2024 has kicked me right in the tits, dude.
It's kicked you right in the tits.
That's my truck, baby girl issues.
But, by the way, but hold on.
The truck isn't even in the same conversation.
Oh no.
Right.
No, I'm just talking about bad luck.
I'm just saying, who gives a fuck about your truck?
Who gives a fuck about anything else?
Why is your kid?
Oh, 100%.
I'm just saying that, like that sucks for me, dude.
And that's how I kicked off the year.
And then God was like, oh, hold on.
Wait, that was the appetizer.
Oh, dude, that's the cherry on top.
That's the appetizer.
If you thought that was bad, check this out.
I'm going to make sure your baby real can't breathe.
You know, so yeah, that's been tough, man.
Oh my God.
A lot of support though, a lot of support.
Love you guys.
A lot of support, huh?
I see it.
I see it.
Yeah, thank you.
Love you guys.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
I had a lot of people reach out saying,
hey, tell Brennan, you know, we're praying for him.
Yeah.
There's a huge prayer group.
I know.
A lot of people send me a picture of prayer group. There's a there's a couple friends might have a mass had a massive prayer group groans pretty cool
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I see it. You know
Rogan text me. Yep, Rogan text me bunch other people, but yeah, I see it. Love you guys
Yeah, it was a tough time still is but let's turn this thing to comedy
What else is going on? Yeah, it was a tough time still is but let's turn this thing to comedy.
What else is going on?
I was at the shot show. The worst.
I was at the shot show.
We've been doing podcast too long.
I mean, I was going to say what else you've been doing.
You haven't we've been in the house.
I went to court.
Oh, you went to court.
Oh, I didn't tell you this.
Remember, so you remember when I saw that accident with those kids I helped out?
Yes.
With the dad tried to kill it.
Everybody.
Yes.
Dude, I didn't notice I got subpoenaed.
I was at the car shop, two cops walking,
give me a subpoena, I'm like, what's this for?
Like, you're a key witness in this trial coming up.
I was like, okay.
And they're like, you gotta be here tomorrow.
And it was like right when, right?
The baby girl stuff's going down,
like, yeah, it ain't happening, man.
They're like, oh no, you have to,
otherwise we'll arrest you. That's, oh, you, yeah, it ain't happening, man. They're like, oh, no, you have to, otherwise we'll arrest you.
That's, oh, you're mandated.
Yeah, mandated.
I didn't know you had to be a witness.
You have to.
So you went and had that go.
I had to put on a suit.
Was the guy there?
Oh, yeah, to put on a suit, go at 830.
I don't know if you know how the judicial system works.
Oh, dude.
I got there at 830.
I didn't do shit to about 330.
That's right.
And I go, I'm going to leave.
And she goes, you can, but if we call her and you miss it,
it could be a worn out for your rest.
That's how they get you.
Now you'll stay there in that really, really.
What you'll do is you'll stay in that court area,
which is super comfy with those benches.
And criminals.
Yeah.
Because everyone's going in and out.
So I'm gonna see more guys with tattoos on their face in my life.
Yeah.
There's just a bunch of gangbangers in there.
But I did, you know, I watch a bunch of, you know, crime
docs and murder mystery stuff.
I did feel like I was on law and order because I would sit
because I was bored.
So I'd sit in all the trials.
Yeah. So I did. Oh, I. Oh, dude, I loved it all.
Oh, wow.
I even asked the lady. I'm like, Hey, I know I'm not involved. Can I sit in there? She's like, I don't see why not I literally
Nine hours yeah through all sorts of trials. Yeah, and like guilty not exciting
That's exciting right pretty fun. I dug it
Do you know it is nerve-racking when you get like when it was finally my turn when they call you up and the
Prosecutor in the defense start questioning you. It's a little like, oh, yeah, it's a little stressful.
Did you, uh, you got to have your peas and queues.
And that guy, that guy was clearly trying to kill his family.
What's he saying, claiming insanity or something?
Yeah.
Are you like, talk about it?
I don't know if I am, but he was trying to act like he was insane during the thing.
Careful about talking about it.
Yeah, it was weird.
Yeah, I'll just say that was weird.
The judge was on having it.
The judge was not having it. it. Yeah, it was weird. Yeah, I'll just say that was weird. The judge was unhappy. No, the judge was not having it. No. Yeah. Um, do you know what the number one
factor to anti social behavior in males is? What is the number one factor?
According to, I guess, criminologists and, you know, people who study this sex.
I guess criminologists and you know, people who study this. Sex?
No.
Okay.
Friends?
Social group?
No, no, it's really weird.
What is it?
It's simple, it's simple.
There's one factor.
The number one what?
So the number one contributing factor to anti-social behavior,
violent behavior, criminal behavior.
Malestation.
In young males.
Nope.
Get molested.
No.
Uh-uh.
It's really weird.
I don't know man, it's- Fatherlessness. Oh, yeah. That'd do it.
Fatherlessness. When there's not a male in the home, an irresponsible male,
boys don't learn how to regulate their aggression. So apparently women, a mother,
is good at teaching a child to regulate their emotions. And men are in the house to help boys regulate
their aggression.
So the boy starts hitting his sister
and the father goes, hey, hey, I'll kill you.
You're gonna get your ass kicked.
And that-
I don't know if those guys in courts had dads or not, but-
Yeah, you didn't ask?
No.
Hey, are you fatherless?
No, just to bring it back.
Have you ever been to a court?
Oh yeah. Have you ever been to be a witness?
I was a jury on a murder trial.
Jury's different.
Yeah, I was a juror.
You've never had to like sit up there when they question you?
It's no.
Dude, it's just like law and order.
Yeah.
Identical, dude.
Oh, yeah.
I'm glad I wore a suit.
Because the other side is trying to trip you up.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-huh.
And they listened to podcasts when I did the thing. They have all of it, dude. Oh, yeah. Uh huh. And they listened to the podcast when I did the thing.
They have all of it, dude.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, they've done the work.
And I'm like, well, it's entertainment podcast.
I would use words like this,
like when we talk.
You were using dramatic words.
I'd be like, this is insane.
It's like you said insane.
So what did you mean by insane?
You're like, no, that's how I...
Oh wow.
Oh that's true.
But then he started poking the bear, then I had to.
That trip you up?
No, and they didn't trip me up at all.
Then you lit them up.
I had to light them up.
We started poking the bear.
I had to judge laughing.
Oh yeah, I did.
You did?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll tell you off here about what?
Oh man, I can't wait.
You said that's insane.
So would you say that's insane?
I was like, it's insane for someone with his athletic ability
to try and cross the street.
For me, it's not insane.
The judge is laughing at me.
That's good.
That's good.
Now, they're smart too.
You gotta make sure, make sure you can talk about this stuff
because this hits the air.
This could compromise your testimony.
I don't think, I'm not saying anything.
I'm not a witness.
There was, yeah, there's a bunch of witnesses there.
Okay.
By a bunch, I mean four, but.
Yeah.
Fuck, what was I gonna say that reminded me of something?
But my thing is I was like,
well, my baby girl's in the hospital
and they do not care, dude.
No.
They put me first because I had to get out of there
but it doesn't matter to me.
For me, for me, I was was at the time I had to sit on two gang bangers
in a real, in a gang.
Yeah, two, two guys.
You sat on two gang guys.
No, no, no, no, these two gang guys
from a well established gang,
they made a U-turn came back and shot
and they showed the gun, it was some crazy.
It was like a 45 shot, 45 slugs,
but it looked like an assault rifle,
some kind of a pistol thing, and then another gun.
And they tried to kill this dude,
and this one girl saw it,
and she was terrified to testify.
And so I'm looking at these gang members.
Gang bangers.
Why are you so scared of saying bangers?
And all the families and all the other gang guys are there.
Well, that's what people are worried about. If it's gang affiliate. Yeah, so I say to worry about intimidation
And so I asked for a sidebar
And I come up and I say to the judge I go hey look
I'm an actor and I'm on a show that a lot of people in these communities watch
So I don't really feel like if I come up with a guilty plea and the defense goes you're saying my client's guilty
Oh, I'm not saying that guilty. I'm just saying I'm just saying goes that direction
She goes okay, and the judge looks at me. It's the greatest judge goes. Well, you know what?
I never heard you and I never seen you. So if they're like me, you're fine
So go and I didn't get it. I didn't get all they don't care. I was like, okay
I was embarrassed. I was like, I'm acting like a bigger star than that.
Yeah, but still, those lawyers are beasts, man.
But their words and shit, they're gangster, man.
Yeah.
We found them guilty.
They went away for a while, I think 15 or 20 years.
That's it?
And they made us, it was attempted murder, yeah, maybe more.
And then they made us each say guilty.
They wanted to hear each of us.
They went, oh, they can't just be, no. They want to hear each of us. They went, oh, can't you speak?
No, they want something they can request that.
So all of us, because they're hoping you'll be like,
oh, I changed my testimony.
Oh, wow.
So we're like guilty, guilty, guilty.
And, but the detectives, those gang detectives
that have seen it all, they're just up there.
That's all they do.
This one woman was like, yeah, I know.
His name is, he goes by pinky.
He goes by, you know, crazy. And you know how people when you get a ticket or whatever and they're like, oh, I know his name is, he goes by pinky. He goes crazy.
And you know how people when you get a ticket or whatever
and they're like, oh, well, hopefully the cop doesn't show up to court
because they'll throw the ticket out.
You know, cops get paid double overtime when they go to court.
So they there's incentive for them to show up.
So like when I was in high school or when if you had something college go down,
like hopefully the cop doesn't show up to the court date, then I get out of it.
No, the cops, they've made it so they're incentivized
to show up, they get paid double.
So you want the cops, the cops are always gonna show up
cause they make double the money.
Yeah.
The more you know.
The more you know.
But that whole legal system, I was like,
this is insane dude.
Just appeal, appeal, appeal, this, this, this,
and just drags on, drags on, drags on.
Everyone's getting paid the defendant the
Everyone the judge the courthouse. I was like this is some bullshit, man
The whole legal system try the try the military industrial complex
I spent my time in Vegas doing a corporate gig for the shot show, which is the largest
tactical civilian
convention, you know in the world and
You want to talk forget forget weapons manufacturers like you want to talk about the money?
That's involved in making military from scopes to oh my god, and it's pretty wild great people
But you know, it's a very interesting
Experience how about this for a little something for you guys? Now, do they vote Biden there or?
No, no, but there's a lot of conservatives. But how about this?
The best tool next to so distracting?
Yeah, how about this in, I did a podcast with Eric Prince, who is, who owned Blackwater,
former Navy SEAL. And Eric Prince has a very, very intelligent guy who was talking about how we should have
done the war in Afghanistan as an example, right?
Let me give you an example of how the US government works.
That guy right there, crossfitting with him and my age
and crushing me, crushing me.
But that makes sense, because he's Navy SEAL
and a billionaire, okay?
And-
But why talk about how we should have done
something in Afghanistan that's over?
Well, so- It's like Detroit lines should have not went forward on board down because there's a gotta be a way where the US government
The justice system so these things get so bureaucratic crazy
So fucking I didn't know this a fifth of our budget went to getting oil to Afghanistan to run the war effort
Okay, a fifth
So what we'd have to do is we'd have to get our oil from the Gulf States, bring it through
the Mediterranean, up to the Red Sea, get it piped in through Pakistan.
The Ptali bonds are waiting with all their tolls, so it costs you so much money to get
the trucks there, otherwise they'll blow them up.
So now you've got to get to Afghanistan and now you've got to truck in all that oil.
It takes, oh I don't know, what, long a month whatever, but it's also a trillion dollars
We had oil reserves in Afghanistan, you know, there's oil wells in Afghanistan. There is yeah
I didn't know that yeah, but all the oil we needed we could have gone right there and taking the oil
Why did they do it?
Exactly, buddy. No, it's just not how generals think it's just not how they're like no
We'll get it from over here. Hey guys the wells are right there
They're right there
Just take the cement cap off and you could have literally powered the entire country so that the people didn't have to burn dung and
Plastics to stay warm which they couldn't do anyway
Fucking unbelievable
Unbelievable. I'm outraged. You should be
So the next time
That font deaf ears, okay, it's just tough, you know, yeah
Did I get did I get out of our whole lane there, but I don't know what to do with the oil dude.
You know, it's not my, it's about my pay grade.
Okay, I just feel like we're piping it in
when we could have gotten it right there.
I know, it's annoying dude.
It's annoying, it started with the judicial system.
A lot of waste, a lot of waste, a lot of waste.
I have a question about the jury thing.
Yeah.
Does everybody on the jury have to be unanimous?
Yeah, yes.
So you all, oh yeah. Yes. So if they make you off. Yeah, yes. So you all. One vote, oh yeah.
Yes.
So if they make you a fault.
Otherwise it's a mistrial.
Yeah.
But if you stand up and say guilty,
isn't that just an obvious thing?
We all knew it was guilty?
No, so you go back, when you go back,
you deliberate, we deliberate it for a long time.
Yeah.
And it all hinged on one decision that they made,
the gang guys made, to make you turn, to turn back around.
But you know what's weird is like that when you take that time to decide the deliberation,
even I was thinking about this because I was sitting around from eight AM to
frickin whatever it was, three 34 by time I took the stand.
Yeah.
That long way by time you get there, like, I just want whatever, what's the easiest?
Well, just get me out of here.
It's very interesting.
So like the jury, like think about it,
like the OJ, they're there for months.
Yeah.
And they're out of their house,
they can't listen to radio, they can't listen to TV.
So they're like in this area
where they have to be on that schedule.
So think about it, time it comes like, yeah, whatever.
I was innocent, but now, no, fuck this.
Dude, it's so interesting you said it.
Because a human error is nuts.
So what's fucking nuts about what you just said is that they've done studies on that and
so
the there's a book called thinking fast and slow and
Conoman who's a they want a Nobel Prize for this they looked at parole boards in Israel. So when you're up for parole
If you came up for parole right before lunch and they were hungry.
You're good.
No, you're not good.
They were like, they didn't want to go through all of it.
They were like, he's guilty.
Fuck it.
Nah, I gotta go eat, man.
I'm looking at this thing.
They're irritated.
They're mad.
And without a doubt,
you're a fucking entire life hinged
on whether they were hungry.
Isn't that crazy though?
I was thinking the same thing.
All the time.
There's four other witnesses.
Some were like, at first like, you know,
I'm glad we're doing this, it's good for the family.
By the time three o'clock, they're like,
I don't give a fuck, I just wanna go home.
And in my head, I'm like, man,
this was like a major trial.
It is, and that happens.
This would affect so many people.
It's what happens.
It's fucking what happens all the time.
We put these guys away based on one very critical decision
they made, which was we saw where they turned.
We said, why did they turn it this light and not that light?
If they had turned it that light,
we would have said I can't prove that they did this.
But they made it to the other turn back.
I was just thinking about that.
It's gonna, I mean, cause you know, I'm human.
I was like, God, this thing forever, man.
How can I get done with this quicker?
So one woman was a stalwart in this trial that we had.
She was like, no, I don't think so.
And I think what happened was she just got tired
and she went, all right, I'll just fight it.
But I mean, we were right.
It happens all the time.
But we were right though.
We got through to her.
Cause think about it, if you're on a trial and whatever, it's like going back and forth.
And you're there for three weeks.
You want to see your family and you're the one not guilty.
And all you need is one guilty.
It's like, just say guilty man.
Go home.
You're like, all right, lawyers will tell you anything can happen.
Anything.
So you better not want it.
You don't want to go to trial.
And the jury to the look to see if there's any ties like on your social media
Like if you're a pro let's back in the day if you're pro oj Simpson like no, you can't do it
He he liked to tweet from oj Simpson. He's already a fan. He's out. So they look into everything
Oh, also if you if you're on a trial where they're using where there was a gun used
Okay, if you were in the military if you own, you have to tell them that they want to know. So as they're,
as they're, as they're choosing the jury, the defense wants to
know what your relationship to guns is. Are you super anti
gun? Now, now that that's bias, you know, pretty well.
That's wild. Yeah. Especially your life's hanging on it.
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Although there was a guy saying, he was from the hood and he said, yeah, yeah, yeah, judicial judicial system is pretty fucked up, but he said I don't know anybody just doing life
Who was a good guy from my neighborhood? I don't know a goddamn soul. Yeah, so I
mean, you know
The you ever hear the greatest
Literary the difference you know filling in the hero you hear how how a great writer, or when you watch Marvel movies,
or do you know what the criteria between,
between a fucking hero and a villain is?
I've heard one.
So what is it?
It was,
you're a hero,
you live long enough till you become the villain.
That's not bad,
but the fundamental thing is it happens to a kid.
The kid like Batman has his parents killed in front of him.
And the villain does something
in the equivalent of dragging a knife across his face
and just leaves him a mark and says,
just to remember me by kid, something like that, right?
The hero is, well, the villain is the guy who says,
the world hurt me and now I'm gonna hurt the world.
The hero is the one who says the world hurt me
and I'm gonna make sure the world never hurts anybody
like that again.
And it's an interesting thing
because that kid makes that choice.
So is that kid, that kid who makes that choice,
is that kid naturally good
and is the other one naturally bad?
Because that's a decision you make as a young child.
Is Batman a Joker?
Yeah.
Do you think people are born evil?
Yes.
Some people.
I think some people are born...
Some.
Yeah.
I think some people are born as absolutists
where they see the world in black and white
and if you push them
or if they come,
if they see something bad,
they go, oh, the fuck the world.
Right. I think some, you and I you and I are monsters are created. Yes, you know throughout the you know experiences stuff like that
But I think some people are just bad people and we know everyone wants to blame it on this or that it's like yeah
They might just suck man. They're born just shitty
Well, I also think that you said like for example you and I we tend to be naturally empathetic like I can't
When I see somebody who's being like a dick for the most part
I'm like if you gave me a good excuse
If that's dad used to hit him, you know, you and I are like I fuck
All right, you know, maybe you know, it's like does he really deserve to go to jail that long?
We have some personalities tend to be more lenient more flexible more or whatever some people though like my sister
My sister is black and white.
Gangster, yeah.
She's a gangster.
She's like, fuck you, bad person, good person.
Good people, bad people.
I think the world's a little more great than that.
You've been watching anything, buddy?
Anything new?
New love on the spectrum, not as good as the first season.
Yeah, I've been watching movies.
I watch bottoms, you see bottoms? Fucking hilarious, it's about a female fight club. There's some good movies. I watch Bottoms, you see Bottoms?
Fucking hilarious, it's about a female fight club.
There's some good movies.
Does it involve gang?
Some good movies out there.
Bottoms is such a stupid but funny movie.
Oh, that's gonna be a hard no for me.
It's actually funny.
It's actually funny and stupid.
And then also Saltburn.
You might want to get that on here.
People love Saltburn. God, that to get that on your belt.
God, that's a good movie.
Jesus.
So.
I watched Got Gotti on Netflix.
Got Gotti.
Yeah, three-part documentary.
Oh yeah, this is my problem.
If you're balls deep in Gotti like I am,
it's nothing, you know, I've seen it all of it before.
They just shuffled it different.
They played the tapes.
I've heard it.
It's nothing new. Like with Gotti, there's nothing new.
Like if you're a Gotti fan, you've heard all the tapes
of the FBI and you've heard.
There's nothing new.
He was a massive narcissist.
Yes.
And known for it.
That's what screwed him over.
Well, also, he wanted to be famous.
Also, he was so dumb.
Like he literally had,
well, he literally had, so they were all secret society.
And their strength was that they were anonymous.
Like they, so when they would be in a restaurant
and they saw one of their own, they didn't say hi.
Yeah.
Right?
So all that shit.
You don't want to be flashy.
No.
And, and so I know you're in a restaurant,
you're coming with your girl or whatever.
I'm not looking at you.
We might do this.
No, he made a scene.
He made a whole thing.
He didn't just make a scene.
You can see the surveillance tapes.
Every fucking Friday, every mob family and boss had to come and shake his hand and kiss his ring
outside of the Ravenclyde. They'd line up. Yeah, they'd see him.
And they were all like, dude, literally...
Dude, he's on the front cover of Time, dude.
I mean, the worst. It's like, that's what he wanted.
The worst.
The narcissist got famous but he loved it
He called it our public our public loves us and then I'll show you not so sell drugs start get selling drugs
That's what really fucked him got the FBI. You know, it was with him all the time of Sam the bull
Oh, well, that's right. Yeah, that's you rat it and everything. Yeah, he was well when God he said you got to take the fall
God he was screwed already. We're gonna do that's what we're doing. Okay, cool
There's a UFC fight night this this weekend. You got some time to
the next pay per view. What's the next pay per view chin in
Anaheim? Anaheim, right? Who fight who fight? Anaheim is
Volkanowski. I kind of want to go.
Ilya Taporia. I fought at Honda Center. You know who I fought there?
Hold on. Hold on.
Yes.
Who?
Big Country.
No. No, God knows. That was the ultimate fighter finale. Terrible take.
Gabriel Gonzaga.
On the main card was Brock Lesnar, Cain Blaskas.
You fought probably the hardest leg kicker at the time. Oh, yeah
Did he get a piece them place? He ate up the leggies and let me see the rest card
Don't go to my thing. Please was daddy check
Was daddy was daddy checking them oh bad boys piece of them. This is a good fight card this is a great fight card
I mean Robert Whitaker
This is a good fight card. This is a great fight card.
I mean, Robert Whitaker, Paolo Costa.
This is very...
Jeff Neal, Machado.
Did you see the thing circulating online,
Chin, of Ian Garry and Jeff Neal fighting a bar,
but I'm pretty sure they...
It's not real.
It's edited?
Yeah, that's...
Well, no, they thought it looked like Ian Garry,
and it's a different...
My brother sent to me, I was like,
that's not Jeff Neal, not somebody else.
Oh, okay, yeah.
I didn't see it. Henry Saoahudo fighting Marabh Vash.
Marabh Vash, really, Hudo is super tough.
Yeah, that's a super tough fight for Henry.
Hernandez, Roma, that's a good one.
That's a late replacement McKinsey during.
I know, that's a bummer.
She lost her last one, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a solid card for sure.
Yeah, I was talking to Sehudo about that.
He was like, I was like,
do you feel like you have to prove anything?
Like, you know, you've kind of done everything.
You've done everything.
Yeah, double chip.
And he was like, I just want to go out on top.
I didn't like that I went,
I didn't like that I got beat.
And that was, that was interesting. And that's what every fighter says though.
You know, no one's got off a loss.
Every fighter.
Let's stop fight though, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, Marab's a nightmare.
But so who do we can do it for sure?
Yeah, again, I would never bet against that guy
in any context.
He's.
Marab stuff.
Marab is tough.
Marab is tough.
I mean, chin thinks he's on EPO, but whatever.
No, I don't.
His card, his card has to be the best of all time.
That's something like, it's like someone that's on EPO, but it's natural.
That's why it's so impressive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then we're still waiting for UFC 300 main event.
Tell me what you'd rather see be.
Would you rather announce
DDP Homsot DDP
Izzy or Connor Chandler
Honestly, honestly DDP comes up
That's the most intriguing to me
Yeah, I see Chandler Chandler
Connor Connor is not as exciting to me. I think that's what you're gonna get those Connor channel
Really? Yeah
And in DDP is he I feel like is he's gonna take some more time off? Mm-hmm. He's not he's ready to go
He's ready to go. He can't help himself. He's got to come back back and up the brings truck for him. He's ready to go
Yeah, I'm
Yeah, I definitely want to see I want to see, I definitely want to see,
I want to see, I guess I want to see if Kamzat,
I want to see what Kamzat has.
I don't think Kamzat can fight in the States.
So I threw that one out there, but I don't, who knows why.
There's an elephant in the room,
I talked about this in the shop show,
like Kamzat fights once a year now,
but when they were in Abu Dhabi,
he was fighting four times in a month.
And no one wants to talk about it.
He can't come to the state.
Was it something to do with his comments about Israel?
No, that's Machchev, different guy.
No, he also said some stuff.
No, not like Machchev.
But he did by what he.
Trust me, the UFC's not.
They're not worried about it.
That's not it.
But no.
Oh, there's something else.
His ties to the Chechnya leader.
Yeah.
Hamzhan.
So we think maybe the Khadirov.
Yeah.
That's that's what we're thinking.
I'm not sure though. That makes sense. Khadirov. Yeah, that's what we're thinking.
I'm not sure though.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Khadirov is weird.
And he's, you know, he's boys with him,
but they're not letting him travel.
Yikes.
So I doubt you get a clue.
So he lives like a king in Cheshire.
But he lives in Sweden, yeah?
Well, I don't know.
I have no clue.
But he's very tight with him.
No, he left Sweden, I thought.
He was in Sweden, but he probably bounces around.
But for a reason, his ties to the Cheshirean guy, they're not, he's just not here anymore.
Yeah.
So then you get DDP, Izzy, Connor.
And then we talked about this on Shopshow, how DDP's team reached out to Izzy's team,
saying like, Hey, are you guys going gonna be ready for a fight for UFC 300
or whatever around that time period?
And then they said, yes.
So that's why he called him out on
when he won against Strickland.
Accent. Yeah.
So DDP is not heating your advice.
Oh, taking his time now.
Nope.
Nope.
Yeah, I think that Iz he fights tough fight for yeah
Any fight against easy is a tough fight would that meet would that be the one for you though? If like if it was DDP versus stop it that would do it. I'll do it for you cuz that you see 300
Just not poppin. I know it's so I thought I thought 300 was
Cheeto
Oh, Mali. That's do I
When is that again? That's March. I think early March was Cheeto O'Malley. No, that's 299.
When is that again?
That's March, I think, early March.
Hold on.
299's in Miami.
That's the big boy card.
This is so far for 300.
There's great names on there.
It's great.
Overall, top of the bomb.
All good fights, fun fights, but nothing that.
Yeah, exactly.
It's kind of weird.
Nothing, 200, 200, 300 worthy.
Let's get a knock your dick down the back of your throat, you know?
Calvin Cader is fighting Aldraman at 45, I'd imagine.
For the wait.
Yeah.
Huh.
That's a big cut for Calvin.
Calvin's a big guy.
It wasn't Calvin.
Calvin always gets a tough...
That's a...
I don't know how Calvin Cader...
I think this is Aldraman going up.
Yeah, Calvin's always been 45
55 really I can see it really yeah fight anything a Dan Hooker
No, I've said I've just when you see Cal and Kader saw him in Utah and he was so much
I mean they're always like really nice. Oh, yeah, I always say
That's a big cut for him man, but a lot what I'm saying. But a lot of big names, it's just like the, you know.
It's solid.
I mean, eights everywhere, but there's no tens on there.
Bo-nickel, Cody got Brundage.
And Bo-nickel's a humongous favorite.
What are your thoughts on Holly Holm, Kayla Harrison?
Love it.
Yeah.
I think Kayla Harrison is just, I mean, fucking.
Are they, they have very high hopes for her?
She's never fought at 35 before.
That's a crazy cut for her.
She's, she walks around at 75.
She said she'd have to cut off both legs and make 35.
It's nuts.
When she started fighting.
Yeah.
I don't know how she's gonna get down.
The fight, the biggest story on that is,
can she make the weight and perform?
That's a great, there's story lines all day with Kayla Harrison there
Yeah
This was a 299
2 9 definitely tastier exactly what it's kind of crazy. It's just weird. I wonder why they did that for 9 299
You know why cuz maybe maybe cuz Connor's gonna save 300 and they know if Connor's on there's gonna sell
So they stack to that happens and the fun. That's what they're gonna do. They're exciting fight. Also. It's Kevin Holland Michael Page
That's gonna yes. That's such a awesome. That's such a fun fight Chris blades and Almeida's great
Gilbert Burns JDM's great so many good boy so many good matchups here
Camera Dos Angeles great. Yeah
Yeah, there's a bunch of good fights on there
But your favorite I'm sure is like Dustin poor you and Ben was a dinny
Crazy I'm the most interested in that fight. Yes, and in and Kim and Holland Michael page
Yeah, there's so many fun fights on this one interested in that fight, yes. Shana Mallenvera. And Kim and Holland Michael Page.
Yeah, there's so many fun fights on this one.
Do you, would you ever, I know your friends are both,
but Shana Mallenvera is there, what are you,
if you had to bet?
Too early to call it bud.
Yeah.
Too early to break it down, you know?
All right, what do you got, Jen?
Wanna start with that one?
It's nice.
Yeah.
So this is a developing story, guys.
So six bodies were found in the Mojave Desert.
Some shot, some burned,
and they're saying they've made multiple arrests,
but they still don't know anything about it.
Seems a little...
So how they arrest them?
They don't know anything about it.
Well, they probably have surveillance bodies
It sounds a lot like
Cartel. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, we're gonna take you out to the desert
But he's around two vehicles based on large number of yell evidence
Also burned
Yellow evidence also burned.
That leads me to think a little car. We're not only killed, but then set on fire.
Well, at least they're dead when they're set on fire.
There's some earmarks of gangland style slangs.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
What do you do with that?
That sounds like a classic gangland killing in the desert,
in the Mojave Desert.
They know what's up if they're making a res.
Yeah.
I wonder how many bodies are in the Mojave desert
Yeah, so this was not so much of a current event, but these
These guys that live in I think was it Thailand or Indonesia or somewhere Vietnam something like that
They make these cars that look like super cars
Yeah, but they actually form them from like, you know, whatever just materials that they have what and they're really these cars legit
They made soul a Johnny
Let me see the plays here
No audio though. Hold on. I think this is actually Vietnam
So they build the frame
It looks like fiberglass, right? That's fiberglass
Damn, they do it all by hand. And they look that's insane.
Like, like, they're so talented.
They look like legit supercars.
Yeah. Wow.
That's nuts. I know.
I mean, probably not the engines, right?
No, everything. Yeah.
Like, Lane is. Yeah.
But when they're driving around, no one's going to have to
be two gerbils in it.
No one's going to know. But they build a bunch of, no one's gonna know. It's still gotta be super expensive. But hard to do. No one's gonna know.
No one's gonna know, yeah.
But they build a bunch of different types of super cars.
I kinda like it, because you look good, but it's safe.
Yeah.
So it's a net TV.
That is insane.
They can do that, though.
Yeah, dude, it's all, dude, especially with YouTube.
So talented?
People just know how to like, you know,
they see what's going on.
They see like design patterns.
They can just like figure it out.
If they're really talented, they can do it.
So that's amazing.
Don't get hit by that, though, right? No. right. No, you have to worry about on the streets out there
Yeah, but the right the real ones roll kid they have roll bars and all that stuff roll cages. Yeah, I know
No, I mean you can't you know, you don't want to get you know
I love my favorite thing is I sometimes on Instagram. I'll get a
semi My favorite thing is I sometimes on Instagram I'll get a Semi
At going 35 miles an hour hitting different cars against a wall to see which one's flat
You'd be amazed the ones that suck and the ones that actually survive it. It's crazy
How it's dude look at this. This is this is so I pulled this off. Yeah, and the doors open the what that same way
Do you get a super talented? Yeah, I mean you could we give them to real
you know I
Mean it could actually do this in America make bank. Yes exactly. They're clearly stupid talented
Yeah, very talented and dude it mimics almost exactly what the car looks like in interior and it's like that show is it cake
This is is it a yes. Yeah. Is it cake is crazy?
Yeah.
Don't make a cake.
This is like, is it a car?
And we they should, I mean, I'm sure people with the eye for
like gear heads could pick this thing apart, but.
But are they are they actually using the real parts?
No, no, no.
Well, the lights amazing.
They're amazing.
I know they're making themselves.
It's it's it's mainly the body.
But look at this.
If you saw this on the street, you would think it's an actual Ferrari. That's like a super car. Come on, dude
You wouldn't know you do I mean because Brenner has more of a like a I for cuz he what what do you mean?
I know I know my shit, but there's some things are off about it, right?
But if I saw it, I'd be like, yeah, that's you know, you know when the Christ or 300 they said looks like Rolls Royce's
Yeah, and tell Rolls Royce pulls up next to it.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Is that a Lamborghini or a Ferrari?
What is that?
Which one?
I don't know that top one.
The top one?
That's a Ferrari.
But dude, come on, that looks legit.
Let me see the real Ferrari,
because I can't tell that.
Exactly.
So I mean you probably can't do it.
You can't do it.
They're off.
Yeah, they're off.
But just, you know how many good stuff
from North Swims Rack or TJ Maxx?
And like you get a Jordan logo
And it just be like a little thicker Jordan with like his shoe was off
It's like that or you buy like the polo shirt my mom get me the TJ Maxx polo shirt
And he looked the horse and the rider looked a little different
That's what you're you have that eye
Do you know who was like who was it was insane that way Bradley Cooper?
Which is why I became a great director
He would like see when we were doing the hangover
He goes hey when you come out have your belt untied like you just took a piss
It was just me like little details like that. I had I bought a flat screen. It was back fucking this how long ago
It was it was like when flat screens were like, you know
It's kind of a big flat screen and he goes he goes I love it man
He goes I just take that little thing off and I go
Yeah, that's do you see a little sticker? Yeah, I go I didn man. He goes, I just take that little thing off. And I go, what do you mean?
He goes, it's a little sticker.
I go, I didn't see the sticker.
He goes, the one right there.
And the sticker was the same color pretty much.
It was a little bit grayer.
And I took it off and he goes, yeah, now you go.
There you go.
And I was like, dude, you're nuts.
Some people are fucking crazy about that stuff.
Little details.
For me, I wouldn't notice.
But it's good that you notice because it's it's
Craftsmanship, yeah, like can I see a regular Ferrari?
It'd be hard to see what is this called the brand this kind of for I don't know the name
No, it's definitely don't put spider spider means it's a convertible definitely 365
You could put for that one.
They're a law Ferrari.
That it looks a little funky.
So it's tough to tell.
That might be a law Ferrari.
Yeah, that's what looks like.
There you go.
There you go.
But you see the actual one how it's not so fat and like weird.
So it's a work of art.
A law Ferrari.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at that.
Now put there. I do know. Hey, no, yeah. Look at that there. Hold on.
I do know you.
No, I'm not making fun of what they do.
What they do is fucking nuts.
But I'm just saying, compared to the actual Italian
made for a lull for art stuff.
But what they're doing is nuts.
Is it cake?
Is it a car?
That could be a show.
I mean, what they do is incredible.
Nuts, unreal.
But I'm just saying, if you lived lived in Vietnam you would have one of us
And we'd like dude you're spending a lot of money on a body of a car
You see it's just some things are just a tad off
But damn it's so damn. It's ridiculous. Oh, it is. Yeah, it's just I know I know what you mean though
See how the exhaust is off on the back there the The far left, see how the left is higher than the right?
Yes, the little things like that's an issue.
You see, you see how the lights, see the depth?
See how there's so much clearance on the back lights?
You know what it is?
That's an issue.
It's a very expensive toy versus the real thing.
And they took so much time to do these cars.
Oh dude, it's, no, hold on, I'm not making fun.
What they do is nut-soaked.
They're just, you know.
But yeah, that's definitely detail.
You see the gap between the back lights
Like all that yeah, yeah, yeah, this one's like a little
falling down
But now the locals there they're like, oh
You guys are from outer space. It's all about getting laid. Oh my gosh. I wonder how it sounds to like if it's horrible like a lawnmower engine
Yeah, it's fucking
Right the guy if Ferrari It sounds too like it's horrible like a lawnmower engine. Yeah, it's fucking Right, we got a Ferrari
So Vince McMahon has been in the news. Yeah, it was big WWE weekend guys
Worst 2024 the means Vince McMahon
Shit hit the fan for so Vince isn't the news right now
He immediately resigned from the WWE text messages that have come out between him and
an employee that is accusing him of sex trafficking between him and some other wrestlers.
And these messages are intense.
Okay, I love it.
That's huge.
Don't read this.
This is just kicked off you too.
You just can't get it.
It's just very fun.
Let me finish reading a dumb rock hard
Yeah, he said he's gonna don't read it screen don't go on it be that's what I'm gonna do next one. Oh, it keeps going. Don't read it. Screen. Don't read it. Keep going. That's what he said. That's what he said.
Oh, it keeps going.
Oh, there's a lot.
Oh.
So supposedly he was supposed to pay it.
Oh man.
Three big black deeds.
Keep reading.
How do they know for a fact that this is, I don't know.
Oh, they know.
Oh, they know.
I mean,
this is the wild, the embarrassment level for Vince.
It's got to be. Keep going.
But he's just a freak.
Going. All right, enough. Yeah.
This is already crazy. Yeah.
No, which one?
Sex for the Shelby. Keep going.
Yeah. So the sheep. But hold on. on right yeah can can you go back for a
sec go back to the next one yeah first one yeah cuz I want to just say
something hold on which part right this part yeah okay I'm just trying to see
if this happened yes I don't know it happened so he was telling her that he was showing all his crew what she wants
You understand and she was
Yeah, when I see stuff like this, I don't know dude like it's like
if you look into the story there's parts for there's like
defecating and like passing
her around to other WWE employees.
But then this part here, right?
So this is real much the girl.
He says, what do you want sort of do?
He goes, can you imagine?
And then right here, the girl says, look at this one.
Another week, baby.
Give me another week.
I'll be ready.
I'm feeling more like myself.
It's not great, but it's getting better.
Tell them soon. Like, what is that? Okay. I don't know. It sounds like she knows down for the count. Maybe who knows it sounds
I was getting paid who knows she was getting paid to be his fantasy
Yeah, maybe and he was a voyeur shoes up. She was an employee
she was an employee and
Months ago when this first came out apparently he had said I'll pay you through a million dollars just let it go
but he'll okay, she came pay you through a million dollars, just let it go.
But he only-
Oh, cause she came to him was like,
hey, I'm gonna-
Yeah.
And he only gave her a million, so.
But he's had previous stuff, right?
Yeah.
Like he had, and then he stepped down, I think,
after the president.
After this, I think, yeah.
But he's still on the board, still running it.
And then now this is probably the last.
Fully resigned.
Yeah, in the cop, yeah.
I don't know.
This all after that $5 billion- Netflix deal. Netflix deal. I'll tell you what's interesting. Remember TKL, which owns UFC NWWW
UFC's contracts up end of 2024. So they're gonna start negotiating soon
So don't be surprised if you see UFC follow suit like they always do follow WWE to Netflix because Netflix wants live sports
That's what they want.
So I'll be surprised if they jump ship from ESPN, which is a sinking ship and
go to ESPN.
How old is Vince?
He's gotta be 80, I think.
This is nuts.
Is it nuts?
78. Is it nuts? 78.
Is it nuts?
A guy that big and powerful on steroids and stuff in the WWE?
I mean, you know.
I go like this.
Huh.
I agree with you.
No, it's not nuts.
It's like, mm-hm, okay.
Par for the course.
But I want to know what her,
what is she accusing him of?
Because she was getting paid
and she was a voluntary participant in this,
in her 30s, right?
So I'm so confused as to what, who,
my only issue-
Is she saying forced him to?
I mean, this sounds like it's got,
it sounds like he was asked to
pay his bills.
Coerced her into having sex with wrestling stars
and other WWE executives along with more lurid action.
Ooh, yeah, I'm getting so lucky.
Yeah, but coerced her.
You're an adult and you could have said no.
Yeah.
And you got paid for it.
Unless she was like, she'd lose her,
I don't know, it's tough.
Yeah, but even still.
He also shit on her head.
Even still.
Oh, fuck.
He would?
He shit on her head.
No.
He did.
Where?
Go up.
I tried to.
Go up.
Where was it?
Was it on the top top?
No, here it goes.
Jane Grant claimed wrestling mogul,
co-star into having sex
with wrestling stars and other WWE executives,
along with more lurid allegations that include McMahon
defecating on her head during a threesome
and using sex toys that he named after wrestlers.
Okay, well, so now-
He showed on her head.
She should show.
Now he needs to go, he needs to go to-
If that's real, I don't know.
He needs to go to therapy and probably be in a hospital for the
fucking insane because no can you imagine though if you like if you're
having a threesome like if you be into having a threesome and you just know and
then you just go to take it fuck dude you're fucking up the bar the fuck
dude you shouldn't hear it It's gonna What I mean
Keep going
It's gonna smell the high
This is not sex.
This is depravity on the level I can't even believe.
What, no, how's it even work?
Human feces?
You squatted over somebody's-
The night's over, dad.
You think?
You think?
You think?
How about hepatitis and all the back, I mean-
No, it's just a smell.
Don't forget about all that.
You're getting old, dude.
I'm talking about the smell of human shit
while you have an erection.
Can I get a hazmat suit and a fucking scuba tank
with a filter because this is fucking horrifying.
But the whole thing's over.
Yeah, think.
It's a vibe killer.
I'd be like, hey, how about this?
I go, vids.
If you fart hard, it's over.
If you're like both doing this thing and your friend goes,
huh, you're going, and you're like both doing this thing and your friend goes, huh, you're going, hey, dude, hey, whoa.
You're a hard fart to fuck up the vibes.
But I do take it.
If you take a shit in another room, it's a problem.
But the thing about your invents is mansion,
he shits there.
It's like, dude, who's gonna clean this?
We gotta burn the room.
I'm actually, I'm actually, you know what I am?
I'm flabbergasted.
Think about the logistics of human shit.
Well, it's outrageous.
The mattress is screwed.
The bed is screwed.
But I mean, how?
The smell of shit on your hair.
This is a guy who couldn't get off
until he got crazy depraved.
This is an insane human being.
This is a guy who is such an extremist.
This is part of what makes people like this so successful
is they have a dark side, I think, that's so fucked up.
Like, what are you doing, dude?
How are you... Like, this girl didn't think this was sexy.
What was going on with her? What was going on with him?
What's going on with everybody in...
Well, there are other people here.
There's a threesome.
There's a threesome, right?
A threesome. He took a shitesome, bro. A threesome.
He took a shit while there's other people in the room.
That was your employee who needed that job so badly,
who was like, oh, god.
I get fired.
I'm like, I got the things.
I'm going to throw up, dude.
Throw up.
I'm going to run away.
I'm going to, I don't know what I was.
How are there not texts of her being like,
dude, last night was crazy.
You shit all over. Like, I'm never coming back. Also, how are there not texts of her being like, dude, last night was crazy. You shit all over.
Like I'm never coming back.
Also pay me $10 million.
I'm gonna tell everybody you shit all over.
Well, I mean, you pay me all the money.
Well, hold on, hold on.
I have a question, Brennan.
What do you need from me to get on your head?
There's not, I'm good, man.
No, there's no, who are the other two wrestlers who are like,
yeah, dude, take that shit?
I don't get it.
All that seems weird.
Is there a possibility?
She's making that up?
No, yeah.
Is there a possibility?
Because he's an old man, he was going crazy,
and when he came, he went, oh, shit,
and he lost control.
That's what I read is it was an accident.
It had to have been an accident.
On her head, though?
Well, yeah.
Why is he standing? What's he doing up top?
Well, I know what he's doing.
Yeah.
So he's getting whatever and he's getting, he's receiving oral satisfaction.
He loses it and probably because he's old.
This shit.
But how does that land on the head though?
Because if you're standing over her.
But her, no, she'll have to be behind you then.
Who knows, dude, but I might
Then the only thing I can explain is I know to call it the old one Brendan the old other
He's had to pay 14 you'll jerk around he's had to pay 14.6 million dollars to several women who accused him of sexual misconduct from way back
So that's a lot of money. I do the freak man. I
back. So that's a lot of money. I do the freak, man.
I just, I don't get it.
I don't get the whole logistics with poop in the room.
I just, I'm fascinated.
Well, that'd be like, hey, I'm sorry.
If you're laying down flat and he's standing over you, right?
He's all right in your.
Oh, someone is from that's right.
There you go.
That's an easy.
That it's like right on your eye.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You ever seen that show doubled here? That's right. There you go. That's an easy. That's like right on your eye. Oh, Jesus Christ.
You ever seen that show doubled here?
Yeah.
And I think I'm going to give Vince McMahon
and the other salad saying that that was probably
an old guy accident.
I don't think so.
I think he's a complete freak.
Probably on purpose.
And put a Cleveland steamer right down his face.
No, I can't even.
I can't handle that I have children in this world.
Oh, and there's a 78 year old man putting a fucking Trojan shit home at Densselby's
face.
Yes, there are people, there are people.
People are crazy.
It's like if you, these sex prosecutors and these FBI guys, they'll be like, whoever,
don't think anybody that you've met, I don't care how nice they are, how much they give
to charity, don't think that these people aren't complete fucking not cases there serial killers people are into that they can be the most
They're the last person you think sometimes
What I'm holding my stomach. I'm actually holding my body. I'm so interested how like how's it work?
I don't look at these clean up. Oh, these assholes
So you guys there's been a bunch of protesters lately at the all these but these don't work because they come you can't get to the Mona Lisa
Yeah, it's covered. It's got nothing. There's such asshole. Did they realize that's not the they're not actually spring the Mona Lisa
It's covered because they know there's more on that. It's look at these fucking fanatics. They see see how it's behind glass
I would I would all they do is they do for a long time. Yeah
See how it's behind glass? I would, I would.
So all they do is spray it down?
They've been in jail for a long time, yeah.
They're life suck if you're doing that.
That's the penalty.
They're so dumb.
It's such fanatics.
We have to save, we have to save the earth
from global warming out.
So I'm gonna destroy a masterpiece.
Hey, I don't get it.
But they think by us talk about it,
it gives us-
They're from the environmental movement,
repost alimentaire.
But you're talking about them. Oh, and they spray pumpkin soup, which is just spray off. That's what it is, weost alimentaire. But you're talking about them.
Only spray pumpkin soup, which is just spray off.
That's what it is, we talk about it.
They make the news.
That's what they want.
And you even gave their company a shout out.
Yeah, but they can go fuck themselves.
Yeah, but that's all they want, you did it.
They want.
I see.
And it wanted to draw attention
to unsustainable food production and hunger in France,
really.
It's so dumb.
They're so dumb, man.
I think people like that are so fucking dumb.
But then it'll hurt the painting and it, you know, just get some talks about.
Is that one?
Yeah, no, next one.
Come on, man.
You come on.
Let's just do this one here.
All right.
Joe Rogan apparently recently was speaking out on like this German farmers issue where
there was a blockade and he's getting a little bit of flack from it.
You guys watch this episode?
No.
Who is it with?
It doesn't say, I don't know who is it with, but German farmers like made headlines for setting up like tractor convoys
and he's coming out calling the German government out and saying like, you guys got bigger problems to get after.
You're saying let them be farmers.
Yeah, I don't know what he's mad that German farms really made headlines or set up a tractor convoy blockades across the Europe European nation protests of government tax hikes subsidies cuts for
Algeria.
Oh, that's
get this here.
Ah, yeah.
I wasn't, you know, and then piggybacking off that Joe Rogan's most
watched episode was with Elon Musk and he was smoking weed on the episode.
But now Elon's saying he's been drug tested a ton since then.
Of course.
And as a result, the FDA is now thinking
of defining marijuana as a lower risk drug.
Because of Elon.
Yeah, you would think.
He's an amazing guy.
So for Elon's on some different stuff,
now you tired, huh bud?
No, I drank, I mean I I slept too much I
slept 10 hours last night oh wow yeah I've got 10 hours in I mean that's
that's annoying I was like how do I sleep that much did you can we talk about
the games did you watch them otherwise I'm not gonna talk about them you watch
the games you did yeah what you? I thought that there was no way
that the 49ers were going to come back the way they did. 24 to 7 deficit.
The bomber for I felt bad for I'm a Niners fan because of McAfrey, but I felt I like
Detroit. I felt bad for the Dan Campbell. They played really bad in the first really
bad and then some of Dan Campbell's calls, you know, with the fourth downs. And then also the receiver not catching the ball, a shitty cornerback, like,
Sam Frans good man.
And then plus you give him opportunity with the fourth downs and, you know,
not kicking field goals, like, Sam Frans going to bunch in the ass.
But it, but people get mad at Dan Campbell, but it's like,
have you not been watching all year?
This is what got him to the dance.
You thought he was going to change?
Right.
Is this what he does?
Like the argument should be like some of the passes that Homeboy threw. What's the Corbax name for Detroit?
Dof.
Dof, you know, he made some bad throws. He missed a lot of guys.
That's not Dan Campbell's fault. And then the receiver dropping. That's not his fault.
You know, they could have won. They literally lost the game.
God, what do you think he still does? fault, you know, they could have won. They literally lost the game.
What do you think it does?
Um, I think bad, bad play calling, you know, when you lose by three and you have two opportunities when you're fourth and two or three or whatever, and
you don't get the field, the fourth and one, and it'll run for it on the goal.
And now remember, he's not the effects and coordinator.
I get it.
He could veto it, I guess, but.
I see.
And I will say that their backfieldfield like none of those receivers looked open that was
Dude, they couldn't get open well and got had a lot of time in some cases, but a lot of people also underestimate Brock
They don't think he's a mobile quarterback, but he pretty he is he balled out. He's a mobile rock pretty and you know
He's not a system quarterback. No, he showed that really bummed me out was the Ravens game
The Ravens. I like the Ravens. Yeah, but again the chief's backfield was unbelievable
They they they but shut you secondaries pride. I mean the best in NFL. But also Lamar Jackson. Hey, sit
It's not a winner, but I don't blame him. I blame a maturity. There were three or four different about the interception
Did a triple coverage? who do you blame there?
Whose fault is that?
How many excuses are we gonna make for him?
But then Brock Purdy wins and then no one brings it up.
It's how great Lamar is great.
Well Lamar Jackson got him to the dance, I mean almost.
He always gets him to dance, always almost.
He's almost Jackson.
He's never won in the playoffs, never wins.
I just think there's a lot of maturity on that team.
Like the flowers called the taunting called the unnecessary.
The penalties was not.
You cost yourself 15 yards.
That play when he did the taunting, it should have been a 45-yard play.
Baltimore was so undisciplined.
Yeah, I don't know much playing them for losing the ball in the end zone because he was trying
to reach and get it over and that was just an amazing play by whatever his name is on, on Kansas City.
But that must have been tough.
Can cities interesting?
Cause for the first time they have like a legit defense, like four or five
all pros on defense.
And now the offense, they don't need past your own homes to throw for 400 yards
and ball out.
Now Travis Kelsey can just do okay.
And they still win cause the defense is so good.
That Travis Kelsey, my home's and they still win because the defense is so good. That Travis Kelsey Mahomes combination is I mean.
Oh, Pacheco. I mean.
Pacheco's a beast.
He's a beast.
I think the Niners beat him.
You do?
Yeah.
I don't remember that game, but.
Why?
Why?
No, I'm saying I think the Niners beat him in the Super Bowl.
Oh, you think so?
Yeah.
Yeah, if they're healthy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is?
Niners just had a bet.
The first half, they just didn't, you see what they can do when they're firing
All styles. Yeah, they say that the Niners are the most talented team. Yeah, I talked about them
I don't know all over. Yeah, but you know people like Stephen A. Smith is now calling Mahomes the goat, which is you
Can you go you can make that over Brady? Yeah, you can make that on on
Four out of the five four out of five Super Bowl.ls. I mean, whatever he does, he never misses.
Like that guy doesn't miss.
I think he's the best I've ever seen.
He doesn't miss.
You don't think he's more like the things he does
in more impressive in Tom Brady?
Not numbers wise.
Obviously, Tom Brady made a lot longer,
but as far as like what he's capable of,
like if you could pick, let's say they're both rookies.
Yeah.
If you have to bank on one guy.
Yeah.
I'm going with Brady.
Brady doesn't have the ability, he doesn't have that.
He does crazy shit.
You never sell a ready go,
falling down, throwing the ball.
He just does, he runs.
Brady was great in the pocket.
He could set back, he was so accurate.
He was a total winner.
He had a great line for most of his,
he had a lot of protection.
I think.
Well, Mahomes has a ridiculous one.
Yeah, Mahomes has all of that.
He never seems to miss.
He throws right on target, no matter what the stakes.
His team stacked though too.
His team stacked.
Tom Bray didn't have a, I mean, Mahomes team is stacked.
But here's the larger question as a novice watcher of football.
It does seem that, like, so let's just take passing in the pocket.
You could make the argument
that Mahomes is at least as good as Brady.
Yes or no?
Yeah.
Okay, so now you have that.
So you had that.
Then you'd have this,
but Mahomes is more mobile.
Mahomes does crazier athletic things
when he's being taken down.
Whatever it might be.
Brady didn't have to do that though.
Yeah, he didn't have to do that and he couldn't do that.
So to your point, if you had to choose
who you wanted on your team, the question becomes.
What are we talking about?
With two minutes left, I'm getting Brady all day.
He doesn't lose.
Yeah, but either does it seem.
So the question is, if you had to choose,
Holmes is more athletic, you know, Mahomes is more athletic
More mobile can throw the same in the pocket just as much a winner
Making a winner. Well, so the other thing is
The other the other part is he does seem to be able to make decisions and split second timing without throwing interceptions
Right is this conversation race am I wrong?
What do you mean? That's always the knock like that's the thing that analysts do is when it's like without throwing interceptions, right? Is this conversation racist? Am I wrong?
What do you mean?
That's always the knock.
Like that's the thing that analysts do
is when it's like a non-white guy,
it's like really athletic.
Then with the white guy like decision making.
But that's a good question.
But I would say-
Like that's a knock on Lamar.
It's like, oh, you can just run.
You can't pass so you won't see him run as much
because you want to beat that narrative.
When it's like, dude, just win the fucking game.
You can do it all.
He's a great player.
Larger question is when a quarterback like Brady,
Brady set a tone, like you were talking about,
of discipline and of team.
He's a general.
So he's a general, so he-
That's Dak Prescott's problem, not a general.
There you go,'s Brady's presence created a culture of winning and excellence and
You could make the argument so to Jordan, right? And then and then does my home have the same
Four out of five, but it's also their head coach is a big yes, and he reads the beast
And he reads a beast. He's a legend. Travis legend Travis Kelsey then remember before that they had frickin the
cheetah yeah so you think who's your who do you think so now I was gonna win
the Super Bowl that's a tough one I got the chiefs you got the chiefs well I
just think momentum and I just think Travis Kelsey and I just think
somehow they get it done I don't know I'm taking the others you are yeah my
home's has been the starter for six years, right? He's been to six AFC
championship games. It's insane. This will be his fourth Super Bowl. It's insane.
Brock Purdy's been to none. It's insane. But the quarterback to me would be Mahomes.
The team itself would go to the Niners. Yeah, they're yeah, agree.
Niners have so many weapons on offense. Boas is on right now.
I just...
Beast.
But what you'll see in the Super Bowl, what I love about the Super Bowl is it probably won't be the CMC show.
There's going to be these underlying kids that have not been much.
There's always someone that comes out of the Woodworks.
Yeah.
Kittle didn't have a big game stat wise, but it's blocking.
It was insane.
Yeah. Really? I can't see. I don't see those things.
His blocking is nuts.
It's so dangerous.
People who know football can see all these things. I don't see it.
His blocking was, I mean, yeah.
Two things matter in playoff and Super Bowl time.
It's the running game and your defense.
Defense.
Yeah.
It's got to be a physical game.
They both have great defenses, man.
Physicality, though. The Niners win.
Who's going to be a physical game. They both have great defenses, man. Physicality, though, the Niners win. Who's gonna be able to cover Kelsey?
Who's gonna be, who in the backfields
is gonna be able to do that?
Who's got the size?
They have guys.
I mean, it's the Niners who got six.
I don't know.
They're a bunch of pros.
It's gonna be a close game.
We'll see, man.
See what the over-under is.
I bet it's Niners by three, four.
What are the odds?
That's all right, look at it.
I'm looking at him up right now.
Here we go.
The number settled on 1.5 on Sunday evening,
meanwhile the total is 47, but it moved to 47.5
So that's the over under 49ers are a two-point favorite
That's fair
They Molly walked them during the regular season, right? I don't even remember that far back
They beat them up. What else you got chin?
Okay, we can't play this trailer, but we want to play it for you guys because
Connor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal, they're doing the remake of Roadhouse.
And dude, we've both seen it though, so you don't need to play it.
Never mind that. I was watching it.
Because the audience can't hear it either, so it's like, we're going to cut it out anyway.
But it was double-eyed. Are we impressed with Connor?
Let me see the trailer. You're an actor, Brian, so you know.
I'm impressed with Connor in general. Wait, you saw it or you didn't I saw it I'll watch it again no
let's not hold fast forward to the corner yeah I just go to Connor well
that's only it's only what is it for two minutes it's two minutes at there's
kind of happy with his body that's why he's Jack look at him guys keep right
what do you think say this right now Oscar worthy I'm gonna say it right now
Single greatest movie ever made
What did you say said single greatest movie ever made? I think it's gonna be good
Doug Lyman who's done a bunch of action movies all uh, I'll watch it
I'm definitely gonna watch it
I was there and somebody goes I was watching the game with a bunch of burly guys one of the guys
Because you know you make Roadhouse gay you cast Jake Gyllenhaal. Oh, I love Jake. I love my favorites
Yeah, I just agree with that I told me to I was like that guy's great sounds like that guy might be gay
I was like I was like you're just jealous of his amazing body. No, I love Jake
I'll watch it's not an Amazon to sign the theaters
So I make it even easier wait Wait what I thought Jake did a
Didn't take to a an MMA show, but I guess he's playing
He didn't MMA movie I guess but is it not he did boxer
Didn't
Becomes an MMA fighter. He literally is in the UFC in the movie. Oh, that's the story. It's an ex UFC fighter
That's a tough one.
And he finds himself out there and then Conor's great.
He did really well, right? Oh, yeah.
As far as acting, Conor's great.
Have you seen the original Road House with the Slays?
It's my generation.
Okay.
Have I seen it?
I lived it.
Oh, my goodness.
I'll check it out.
I love Jake, you know, all doesn't miss on prime.
So I'll definitely check it out. It's all the time. So it's not hitting the movie theaters. No love Jake J. Hall doesn't miss on Prime. So I'll definitely check it out.
It's not hitting the movie theater. No, just straight. And that's interesting.
What? But a lot of a ton of movies are doing that.
A ton of movies are doing that now. Wow. All right.
All right, I think that's it. Guys, Louisville Comedy Club, March one and two.
Oh, by the way, I'm'm gonna be a fuck I hit that
In Bakersfield me and Sam Tripoli doing a fucking gig and then and then that would be the ah
Anyway, it's some time and then I know I got to find out and then I'm
In Long Beach, which I'm either check it out
We got to put it up there and then brick-town comedy club March 8 and 9. Holy fuck dude. What a mess
All right kids, that's it. Love you