The Fighter & The Kid - Is this the End of Fighter and the Kid? | TFATK Ep. 1067

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

The guys talk the future of Fighter and the Kid, OJ Simpson rumors, Brendan's 3hr Uber drive and unwillingness to go to a dentist, an 85yr old party thrower, Bryan possibly being a part of the mile high club and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscription

Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on baby. We're back, we've been talking about OJ. Brian says he has a crush on Marsha Clark. Yeah, yeah she's sexy. There's something sexy about her. She was smoking a lot.

Like look at her right there, she looks fantastic. She does look great there, but the other picture's not so much. Well she was at work and probably just doing her thing, right? There she looks like Beetlejuice, yeah? Yeah, well it's like depending on the angle it's hard, but she's good so much. Well she was at work and probably just doing her thing right? Like there she looks like like Beetlejuice yeah? Yeah well it's like depending on the angle it's hard but she's right there. Yeah you're cute there. Very cute I like that face I like she just smart I like her eyes. Now um. Yeah smart sexy there. Yeah. Now now. Got you fumbled the bag of the OJs. Everybody pretty much from that thing I mean OJs dead. F. Lee Bailey's dead, he got cancer too.

OJ died of cancer. Oh what kind of cancer? It's cancer and pneumonia look it up Jen but he was sick posted a video was like hey y'all you know hello Twitter world he was like I'm alright and two weeks later died. But now are they cursed or is it just they're all old as fuck and people get cancer? I don't know that's a good question. Johnny Cochran did a lot of work for people who couldn't afford things. He was actually a really good guy. Big time.

Yeah, Johnny Cochran is a motherfucker. Johnny Cochran didn't even want this OJ case. Really? Uh-uh. OJ called him, he was like, I want no part of it. Oh damn. Yeah. Wow.

Man, he crushed it too. And Robert Kardashian was actually, he wasn't practicing anymore, but he regot his license just to defend OJ. But then Robert Kardashian from day one realized OJ did it and didn't want to be part of it. Well, Kardashian did it and they were best friends. They didn't talk after this.

Wow. Cause he was there when OJ failed the lie detector test, and he was like, oh shit, he did it. Damn, Kardashian died just a year older than me of esophageal cancer. That's a bad cancer. That's a bummer, right? Yeah, man.

Dude. Unbelievable. Yeah, there you go. He renewed his law license to represent OJ. He was disbarred for misconduct in Florida and Massachusetts in the early 2000s. Wow. Died in 2021. Definitely, Baylor was a savage.

Yeah. And very interesting. Very interesting, man. Hmm. Yeah, if Baylor's the one who came up with making Mark Ferman the racist cop. Yeah. And Mark Ferman was considered a great detective. The best.

Right? He's one of the best. And his racist remarks were actually for a movie. It was for a script. And he was exaggerating how cops talk. Yes. And they used it as evidence, as if he had a conversation. I remember Barry Sheck kept pointing at him.

And he was another guy. But they got, Bailey set him up. He goes, so you've never said the N word? He goes, no. Now according to him, he doesn't, he didn't say the N word. No. It was, he was helping him. Repeating, you know, yeah. He was exaggerating a story for a short. Yeah. But it doesn't matter. Like the news caught fire and was like, oh, he's racist. That's how he talks. And so they asked, he was still alive. alive. And they asked him, they go, what do you have to say? He goes, there's nothing I can say. It doesn't matter.

The whole narrative is on this racist cop, I have to own that. Even though the media ran with it and all this, he's like, it doesn't matter. I'll go to my grave and I'll say, Mark Furman, racist cop. He's like, there's nothing I can do to change that. Even though I said it to a lady writing a script,

none of that, all those details don't matter on the race. Because I remember reading, then I read somebody said, they were like, he's an outstanding, decorated detective. And I went, oh, hold on. And I had to look into it. And I was like, these motherfuckers. But he was actually, he was going

to retire right before this. He was leaving. He was actually suing the department. Wow. Yeah. He was going to sue the police department. But did he make money off this, or did he get, he took the brunt of it? I don't think, no. He got exiled. He was screwed. the department. Wow. Yeah. He was going to sue the police department. But did he make money off this, or did he get, he took the brunt of it?

I don't think, no. He got exiled. He was screwed. The socks, man. Because he was fast. But they found out he was in distress, too, with the LAPD. Because he was suing them for something for his compensation or back pay.

So they realized there was a riff there. So they went after him. And then that c*** who was writing the fucking script was like, Hey, he said this. Yeah. They didn't know it was, he was exaggerating the way cops talk. That's made 6 million. That's in 1993. Whoa. $50,000 a day.

50 grand a day in 1993. Yeah. That's why he went broke. You know, he had to sell the house, everything. Court cases are so freaking expensive. But in the U S broke. You know, I had to sell the house everything Court cases are so freaking expensive. Yeah, but in the you know, the Nicole Brown Family hasn't never seen they've never received a dime. Is that true? Nothing. They've never got anything Mmm, nothing. He did a good job like hiding his assets and putting under his kids and all sorts of stuff

So they never got a dime. They're just glad he got convicted in the civil court. Like that was the win for them. They asked Nicole Brown Simpson's sister, like have you ever got money? She's like, we haven't received a dime. It's not about the money. She's like, when he was found guilty, that was the only thing we needed. Terrible, terrible.

Terrible. Terrible. That little little Jay Simpson thing was wild. Wow. He was so guilty. And he was so famous and he had such a life and then just go, go, go. And beloved. Everyone loved him. That's why they said he was going to commit suicide. That's why they were so worried he was going to commit suicide because the only thing he cared about, the only thing he cared about was his persona, his reputation in like Hollywood.

So once that went down to the toilet- He was holding a gun to his head, right? Yeah. But they weren't too, his real close friends weren't too worried because he's such a narcissist. Narcissists don't kill themselves. So they weren't too worried about it because he loved OJ. Oh wow. Wow.

So he was a true narcissist. But the only reason they were worried about it because all he cared about was his like reputation since that went down the sink. Bad guy. Horrible guy. Horrible. All the cops knew it too,

but he'd have barbecues at his house with the cops and everything. Charming son of a bitch. Charming. He had the it factor. Yeah, he had the it factor. He knows dad was gay. And he found out through his buddies in high school,

he went to, his dad wasn't around, he went to his dad wasn't around which his dad's house in it Another his dad answered door in a robe and another man was damn so that shame probably cause a lot of anger Yeah And then he never associated with like like the black culture until He was found innocent because they ran the whole race card sure before like He just didn't fuck with it. He was married to a black lady out of college. They had a kid and then he divorced her, got with Nicole Simpson, white girl.

Lived in Brentwood. When all the, the black people came to his like rescue and with the signs like free OJ, his first remark was why are all these ninjas around my house? Wow. And then the cop was like, you're black. He's like, I'm not black, I'm OJ. He never associated with the black culture until he got out of this. Amazing.

Then he tried going back to him. Weird, right? What a life. And then spent the last nine years of his life in jail. No, he got out. He got out. Yeah, he got out. And then he did like rap videos and it's like weird stuff.

He had a girlfriend. Yeah, you got out and then you did like rap videos and it's like weird stuff. He had a girlfriend Yeah, he did Yep, and then he lived in Florida and just kind of fizzled out but he had that pension in that three hundred thousand dollar pension I think he always had that they couldn't touch that. Mm-hmm. It's really interesting that he's such a good football player He was a great football player a year in Social Security Wow And had an NFL pension worth five million dollars. So you have $300, player a year in social security. Wow. And had an NFL pension worth $5 million. So you have $300,000 a year from the NFL. OK.

Which the Golds weren't allowed to touch. That's a situation, man. That's a situation. And then he died. I find it all sad. The whole thing is sad. Yeah. Yeah, it's all a tragedy.

How about the young kid who was just returning the glasses got taken out for no reason? Just returning glasses. I wonder how his kids are doing. OJs? Yeah. Probably not thriving. Hopefully they are.

Remember one of them got kicked out of the house, the estate he was living in. Yeah, it doesn't mean he's a bad kid though. No, no, no. You said he'd wonder how they're doing. Yeah. I mean, who knows? Maybe home.

It's got a lot of kids too. Aaron Simpson was the first one. Any athletes? Well, yeah, it's Khloe Kardashian, right? Okay. Look into it, man. I mean, I Mean I'd like to just big for no reason

You're seeing Robert Kardashian tiny. He's got Chloe fucking six foot runs a 44 or five Come on dog. The top two are doing pretty good Damn good for them. Wait has been sociology. Good job owns a house Sydney Simpson has a BA in. Good job owns a house Sydney Simpson has a BA in sociology from Boston owns a house duplexes in st. Petersburg Has led a private life good for them definitely Justin Simpson real estate

That's all I see They moved out so the kids moved to Miami with their father after quidditches. Well, I always wonder what happens to those people's kids. You know, like what happened to Ted Bundy's daughter? They become Dexter. Where's she at? She had a daughter. He had a daughter. Yeah.

I remember. I'm sure he wasn't even in her life. Was it? I don't know. Oh, it was a stepdaughter. Yeah, I remember I'm sure he wasn't even in her life Was it I was a stepdaughter? No, no, no, no, no remember the crazy woman that like would go and visit him in prison She ended up getting pregnant. They had a kid. He has a biological daughter Yeah, so there's a really shit. Oh wow Rose Bundy. Yeah, she never met that piece of shit. So she's an Instagram Oh, oh wow oh, wow. Uh, that might be her chin.

I don't think so. Uh, it's a man. She's 42 now. That's a guy. Yeah, that's a guy. That's a guy. That's a guy. All right.

Oh, that's not a first on the popped up. Yeah. Dude, imagine your dad's Ted fucking Bundy. Yeah, he's uh. Oh, BTK had kids too. Yep. Really? Yeah. He was a BTK had kids too. Yep. Really?

Yeah. He was a member of the church too. Big time. Have you ever seen Dexter season four? The Trinity Killer? That's based off BTK. Yeah. Oh, really?

How he's like family man in church, does a lot good in society. That's why it took so long to catch him. Gosh. Because he didn't fit the profile. He's like a normal dude. That was the best season by the way. Oh, I'm they caught him by they caught him by appealing to his ego They said he's he's dead and gone. He said no, I'm not you take breaks Damn she plays golf I don't but looks like her but I can't tell that's her chin

Well, you might change your last name, you think, after that, huh? All right, I don't know. Oh, that's a good point. Would you change your last name? Probably. Let's take a little break. You like my sweatshirt, bro?

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Take your moms. I take my moms. I wouldn't take. It depends because now remember Ted Bundy never admitted guilt ever. I'm joking today, true classic, baby. Take your moms. I take my moms, I wouldn't take. It depends, because now remember, Ted Bundy never admitted guilt ever, even on the, even. Actually, he did. He never did, nope, in third person.

This is the only way they could get him to talk about it. He was saying, if I did this, this is how I would do it. He never admitted to it. Wow. Even on his deathbed, he was just talking shit, saying, you got the wrong guy. Really? So the family might be in this weird pattern where they're likebed he was just talking shit said you got the wrong guy really so the family might be in this weird

Pattern where they're like he was innocent. So she's I'm keeping that Bundy name. Yeah, I don't know I'd be like get that name away from me and then I would take him like hey You just sit down watch some docs with me. Yeah, and they're like that was your dad. That's your pop That's your pop You're obsessed with serial killers. I had a girlfriend who was obsessed. She would read all the books. That's your pop. That's your pop. Tough. You're obsessed with serial killers. I had a girlfriend who was obsessed. She would read all the books. I mean, that's me, dude.

And I said, why do you do that? And she goes, I think it's because I want to arm myself with all the information I can. I want to know who the boogeyman is. Oh, I don't, because I'm not scared of them. They don't go for guys like me. No, you're just fascinated with the do-overs. I don't know what it is. Yeah, it's so weird.

We don't have any of that in you, really. No, I don't have any of that. Not that guy. So when somebody's a mystery to you're gonna read about it like what the fuck it's so evil Like what the fuck it's like pure true evil. Yeah, like and things that are so horrible. You have to get into it's like Books and world war one was so tragic and so dark So I like world war one world II, like the Nazi stuff, all that's interesting. And serial killers.

It's all fascinating. The dark side of human nature. The darkest. Yeah, the darkest. You don't see any serial killers popping up these days, really, not with anything. Well, that's that serial killer profiler. There's 56 active ones right now.

The guy who specialized in sadism, like he saw the worst of the worst, right? And he said, the young guys would come to him and say, I want to do this. He goes, no you don't. You think you do, but you're not centered enough and it'll ruin your life because you'll see things and you'll find things that no human being can deal with, like children and all that stuff. You don't want to be a part of that because it will ruin you. Your life will be ruined. You will lose your faith in humanity.

Right, Pat. You will because you're dealing with people. Jordan Peterson was saying this. He read and interviewed a ton of serial killers when he was coming up as a psychologist in prisons. And he read there, he would read their manifestos, he would read there, and he said, that is what made me believe in Satan, because they were flirting with the satanic realm. They were all essentially being as bad as they possibly could imagine. And because they got a sexual charge over it.

And that's what they would do. They would literally, they were like, I'm going to go all the way dark beyond what anybody can even imagine. That's why when Ted Bundy, they said, he said, you don't know, you can't imagine. He goes, no, we can imagine. He goes, no, you can't.

No, you can't. You don't know, you have no idea how bad I am. They're so fucked up. Yeah, it's the darkest recesses of someone the word There's the worst one of the BTK killer cuz you'd you know stake out families Did you need to be kids you need to read and you kill the like the daughter? Yeah in front of the brother make the brother watch and I don't talk about it like the worst of the words and like hang The kids like but he got off he got off on it. He would he would literally he's the worst by far, but he's not the worst that those people do that stuff That's the that's the thing. They're all there are these there are monsters out there And but even the monsters a lot of them don't fuck with kids

Well, like you like like the the night stalker like he did kill a lady in front of the kids But didn't touch the kids like even even the Darkest of the dark are all right. There's dark but we're not gonna fuck with the kids like even amongst the most evil people The lot of don't fuck with the kids. There's a book and then others do if you're interested into the psychology You need to read the murder room It's it'll blow your fucking because this guy this guy, I think his name is Richard Walter. He's a fucking genius and you need to, you need to read it because he breaks it all down.

Um, the murder, it's called the murder room. Yeah. I think it's, yeah, I think it's that one. Michael or Dorothy? No, it's that one. The, the other one, the second one, Michael Cabuzzo, maybe. Yeah. It's fucking really, really interesting.

It's so what they would do is they would get to, they'd get the finest detectives who are, who are, they still do it, who are retired and they have, they solve cold cases and the main guy in that dude is like, I'm telling you, you'll be, you'll that sounds cool. It'll blow your fucking mind. It'll blow your mind. And he, the way he breaks down why and what. So I told you like, when,

sometimes in a leather store, right? They'll find, did I tell you this? In a leather store, like they sell leather goods, they sell jackets. If they find that somebody came in and cut the leather jackets with a razor blade, some people come in and just cut them all. The cops are very interested in that person.

Very interested. The FBI will send over their behavioral units because that is a guy who's priming to do something. The real thing. Yes, because first of all, he might get caught. Second of all, it's skin. You want to feel the urge to test it out. It's like a rehearsal.

Yes, it's a rehearsal. So here's the other thing he's giving with a main profiler is giving a brief to the FBI, the FBI about, um, this serial killer, he's breaking him down and why he thinks he's doing it as he's doing it, he looks into the group and the guy is there. Oh, watching him. Listening to him. And he goes, you're a suspect. Get the fuck out of here.

They had him get out there. They got him out of there. They caught him later, eventually. They didn't catch him before he did something. But the reason he was there is because he wanted to know about himself. Yeah. He, he, he was a mystery to himself. Jesus Christ.

How fucking crazy is that? You got to read that book. That book is- That sounds great. Yeah. It'll blow your mind. It's all dark shit. Yeah.

I saw it. Yeah. I saw him interviewed on NPR and it was like yeah, I Was talking to my brother recently about there's like in the last year this crazy stuff that's been happening in Korea. There's like Oh, I'm sorry. That's the wrong one. This is a novel. It's okay. That one sounds good, though, too Yeah, but this is not pick it up. I'll get it for you. I'll find it for you. That'd be great. Yeah I'll blow your fucking mind. That might find it for you. Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah. It'll blow your fucking mind. That might be the one. There's a lot of murders.

Lisa Stone, is that the one? Lisa Stone, the murder room? Is it Mark Billingham? The gripping thriller? No. It's a thriller. So you're talking about like nonfiction. We're talking some real shit, Chin. Yeah.

Hmm. What were you gonna say though, your brother? Oh, hold on one sec. Let me see if I can find this. What if Chin was like, I saw my brother and he's a serial killer No No, cuz there's like stuff in Korea. There's like top celebrities are continually committing suicide There's a girl just committed suicide. She's 25 years old. That happens a lot and then recently there was a

I told you about what happened with a teacher killing the kid because didn't want to die alone. And then another one I just heard right now is some girl, young girl was asking a taxi driver to take her to her university to drop her off there. But there was miscommunication because the guy couldn't hear that well. So then he was taken, she asked, are you going to this place? He goes, I'm going to this place. He goes, I'm going to this place. She goes, they agreed. And there's a black box that recorded everything,

but she thought she was being kidnapped. So she would text her boyfriend going, I'm being kidnapped, I don't know what to do. She ended up jumping out of the freaking car on the freeway. Dying? Yeah, of course the car behind killed her. Or, you know, it was an accidental death. And, but luckily, thankfully the tax driver and that car that, you know, killed her or you know it was an accidental death and but luckily thankfully the tax driver and that

car that you know killed her they're both like you know they're good to go they found out through the black box that it was just a miscommunication but crazy shit happens in korea i'm like what the fuck i mean it's like it's all like movie shit yeah i know i've had i had a deaf uber driver i just had a deaf person uh customer service person and, too. And I said to him, I said, I don't think that you should be allowed to drive or do anything. And he go, hey dude, hey, get the, I know I can't do that. I think that's hilarious and I think, I believe that. But you had, is it true, you had a deaf Uber driver? Yeah I did.

Better than blind. He was hard of hearing and he didn't stop talking to me. He told me a lot of stories. How do you sound? Uh, he sounded fine. Fine, okay, so he's just partially deaf. A little bit, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but he was-

Or maybe he went deaf later, so he did pick up the vocabulary. Yeah, but I was like, I was like, hey, I don't understand you. Yeah. I was really mean to him. Oh, that's not nice. And I didn't pay him.

And I said, hear better, and I left. Oh wow, dude. You're a bad guy. I kept going, huh? Oh wow. Rude, man. I mean. I wish we could keep all this stuff in,

because it's so funny. All this, you might be able to keep. I feel like that guy has cerebral palsy. That's funny too though cerebral palsy people. Wow we've added all this out. I know damn it it's gonna be weird but whatever. Okay I'll tell her. Hold on hey guys we had edit out. So if it feels like this is a weird jump, we just did, we just said a bunch of stuff that would get us so canceled. Frankly, put in jail. Yeah.

We were making fun of you. It was funny though. Yeah, it was funny. It was very funny. All joke. Yeah. Take a little break. Now listen, here's the thing.

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I'm not having issues. And sometimes I'm a little jerky on the break, I'm like damn, homeboy. No jerk, can't break. And it makes me sick. Nothing's worse to me than when you get in that car and it reeks of cigarettes or Indian food. It's always one of those two things.

I haven't had that. Indian food or cigarettes. Yeah. And then like now you can. I don't like when they're FaceTiming. That they shouldn't be allowed to. It's usually a black guy FaceTiming and it's about nothing.

Sup girl, I just picked this mother fucker up white boy. But their dad picks that up. What you doing? It's like, hey man, precious cargo. Can we not FaceTime while we're on the 405? That's when you start using a lot of racist language. No, you can't. I like that button on the bottom where it says, talkative?

Not talkative. And I always hit not talkative, yet they always want to chat. And then you just feel bad and awkward because you're in their car. I always say it when it's silent. I always go, man, can you put some music on? He goes, what are you listening to? I go, literally anything, man. Whatever you listen to, put it on.

I listen to it all. Then you're going to have Christian gospel put on. I don't care. Whatever. OK. Yeah. I had to get an Uber from, it was like San Bernardino to here in traffic.

It was like a three hour drive. It's a long drive. And this dude, bro, this dude wanted to talk political talk for three hours I recognize you. Yeah, this do you want to talk political talk for three hours? Whoo boy, and he's ready to go too. Yeah, that's he was ready to go really ready to go, but it was exhausting So he was after an hour. I'm like, okay, you guys were on the opposite. Yeah. Oh boy. Yep Really? Yeah, so you guys had it out had it out It was fun. But after an hour, I'm like dude, it's hot. He wouldn't turn the AC on like ba-ba

so much What are you gonna do nothing bright no fun stories for you uber yeah, I usually I know Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, goes I bet you give me a free coffee I bet you I can guess all your ethnicities and they were like good fuck it well give all of you coffee Brian went boom boom yeah I got Serbia Turkey what was it like another one Ethiopian yep all of them everyone they thought I was psychic but I've been you know we got that free coffee yeah I said later hose that's right thanks to the black car that was a good one that was good because even I was she couldn't You know, we got that free coffee. Yeah, I said later hose. That's right. Thanks to the black coffee I was like that was a good one. That was good Cuz even I was she couldn't leave I got turkey. She was like what yeah, you knew all of them

She never and Serbia they were like why has a long time. I think it's like important or something I'm doing the road together. Yeah a while ago. Yep. Yep, but you can put things together You know if you're well traveling you're around it, you know the dialect physically together, you know? If you're well-traveled and you're around it, you know the dialect. Physically too, you know? Yeah. Like Turks, Serbs, Serbs are tall a lot of times. Could look in strong-looking people. It's really interesting. You can do it, you know?

My favorite, we were important in the last one, you go, and trans, and you're spot on, dude. Spot on, buddy. You're spot on. That's all I would do. It's like, call me bro again. Remember that? I'll show you, bro.

I was like, well, you got that one right, bud. I'll show you bro. I'll show you bro. I was like, well you got that one right bud. I'll show you bro. I remember that man. Remember that strip club we went to? That woman had, she was so covered in tattoos. What was the name of that place? I don't know man.

Jay will know it. Cause we ate voodoo donuts and then went to that strip club. And it was like a burlesque kind of crazy. And it was just, it was Portland has, it's, and it was just, it was, Portland has, it's, I appreciate it, because they're actually real women, there's no work done. No.

A lot of them are very natural. Yep, a lot of tattoos, a lot of tattoos, a lot of white skin. Vampire skin, yeah. You know there's more strip clubs per capita in Portland than anywhere else, because back in the day, all the ships used to come there, so there's a bunch of strip clubs for the shippers.

That's why. It's very true. Makes sense. A lot of people have business and lunch meetings there it even says. That's why. Yeah, that's cause you go in there and it was kind of like that. I love that place, it was that old school vibe.

Dolls maybe or like. Something cat? The cat club, the Kit Kat or something. Kit Kat. Lucky Devil Lounge. No, it was called the Kit Kat. It was the golden dragon. No, no man.

Was it the golden dragon? It's Kit Kat, bring it up, Kit Kat. Kit Kat's. Portland. Kit Kat. It was the golden dragon. No, no, man. The golden dragon. Bring it up. Kit Kat. Kit. Portland. Kit Kat. Kit Kat. Kit Kat. That's it, dude. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. See all the seedy environment? Yep. Yep. That's exactly. That's our fucking joy and the voodoo donut. That's it right there. But oh, baby. Ah, that's good times. You'd order food. Do you bring your does your fucking donuts in there? And that girl that girl knew me from somewhere from she's seen a show. Remember that one who was like walking she was Brian Cowan. Oh my god, she

had a red rum tattoo on her stomach and a great white tattoo shark going to upper fucking tits. I don't remember she comes in here's tits her nipples were remember. And she comes in, pierced tits. Her nipples were tattooed. Yeah, fucking. Her face tattooed up here. I walk in and I go, oh my god, we're in fucking dust till dawn. And she goes, Brian Callan runs at you.

And then just. No, it was really wild. She was a little older too, like, you know, a mature woman. She was the captain of the whores. Yeah, she was the captain. She was El Capitan too, like, like, you know, a mature woman. Little older bro. She was the captain of the whores. Yeah, she was the captain. She was El Capitan. El Capitan. Every bit of 60.

Yeah, she was that. Red rum tattoo on her tongue. We had a good conversation. 60. Yep. Her and Brian looked very similar. Yes, we did. Yes, we did.

We were kindred spirits. That was a wild. That was a long time ago, huh? Yeah, it was a lot of work on her body too. Just took, I mean, tattoos. Hours. Bad tattoos, hours. was a long time ago. Yeah, it was a lot of work on her body too. Just took hours. Tattoo. Bad tattoos, hours. Just a lot of tattoos.

And the proper like sailor tattoo. Remember that? There was a lot of that in there. Yeah, it was interesting. Kit Kat Club. Kit Kat Club. Yep. And we were like literally just hanging and talking.

Yeah. It was like one of those vibes where it's almost like a bar It wasn't a strip club. It's not a strip club. Yeah, it's not that yeah, you're not being hustled. No, they don't care They don't bother you. Yep. There's no boom boom room and there's fucking donuts Yeah, voodoo donuts. There's a voodoo out here. No, I think they're universal Yeah, I can't eat a meal works my teeth shame you can't uh, um I think when I get go to texas, I gotta go under and have someone work on these teeth Yeah, there is. I can't eat them anymore because of my teeth. It's a shame. You can't, huh? Mm-mm. I think when I go to Texas, I've got to go under and have someone work on these teeth,

but I have to go under. You do? Yeah, I'd have to be knocked out. What do they have to do to you? I don't know. Cover them? Yeah. I can't touch anything.

Really? Nothing with sugar. Because the whole- Daddy's in shape because I can't eat sugar. But because your teeth are- So sensitive. Oh buddy Oh, buddy, like wow like pain to my knees if I eat sugar what yeah, but I don't haven't touched sugar in a year Man, I know Nick right. That's really good. There's no Zempik. That's a tough cavities pick your poison cavities or Zempik

Yeah, that's in press those cavities It hurt. I thought you could like chew gum something. No, no, no, no. You can't. Is there a toothpaste that kind of covers up? There's a toothpaste. I use that toothpaste. It's called the... Sensodyne? No, no. The Apple Fuck Your Teeth Up. It's called like no... You see it on TikTok? I ordered it from that. Wow. That really worked.

You chew on it and then you brush your teeth with tablets. It's called like no bull no fuss some yeah Just go to the dentist. Yeah, but they have to knock me out. Yeah, they gotta put me under like a fucking bangle Yeah, your teeth hurt you guys problems the my dentist said he said you're gonna It's out an hour later. So oh, yeah, it's coming No, not not send. Nope. It's not sensitive. What is it? No, see you looking up that whole shit chin. You see Colgate. Mm-hmm Might as well say Pfizer. We don't want that but I was gonna type the mainstream shit with floor I didn't this tick tock toothpaste do that tick tock toothpaste. I bet it in its far. It's good for your teeth, though

There's all sorts of stuff we could get into Go down teeth though. There's all sorts of stuff we could get into. Um, go down. Are they tablets? Yeah, they're tablets. That's not a toothpaste then. Yeah. You chew them and they get foamy. I know what he's talking about. Yeah. There's a lot of ads on them. They sold it to your boy. She's like, you got cavities. This can cure cavities. I don't know if it is tablets for teeth. Oh, no BS. That's my shit, dude. That's what I use every day. Nobs? Nobs. Nobs toothpaste?

Sensor, no BS. Alright. Alright. I don't know if it's working. Probably not. Not too bad. My teeth only hurt if I get my tools from Tiktok. You might want to check it. I break wren branches all the time Yeah, you should probably buy it right does it hurt on the outside to like a the the side or just on the sense?

Do where I do my nicotine like the gums are all fucked up. Of course cuz you know you do a ton But I'm so you're outside teeth and outside The the the money makers the crooked down, straight up here, these are fine. Back here, top, bottom, can't touch sugar. Really? Oh, and I'm talking screeching pain. Yikes. So anything with sugar, I should go, no.

We gotta just get you, so you have cavities. Oh yeah. So let's go to the dentist. We gotta get you drilled up, Bubba. You have to put me under like a Bengal tiger. No. They can give you a nova cane, can't they? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I can't do that. No, you, no, I can't be awake if you're going to touch my mouth. But you ever had a dog that has a fucked up paw and trying touching it? It's like, argh. Yeah. That's me with my teeth. But I'm 240 pounds. And I'll fuck you up if you touch my teeth.

We'll shoot you out with some numbing agents. No, no, no. Here's the thing. I get anxiety even walking into the dentist. I told you Joanna made me go that one time. And they go, yeah, so they filled one, did nothing. They filled one, right? And then she goes, okay, well, there's a lot of work here,

so we're just gonna schedule again. And Joanna goes, so when you come back, I just sat there and the lady goes, you're not coming back, are you? I go, never, never. I will never be back. You have to put me under. You gotta put me under.

I think when I get to Austin, I'll set it up and someone will put me under. Hopefully. I'm talking right when I come in. And then do it. Yeah, all right. Have you had your wisdom teeth removed? No, but I have room they say.

Yeah, there's some issues there. We're gonna have to cover you up. Gee whiz. They'll figure it out. They'll figure it out. Why don't you do it here with my dentist? He's so good. No, you thought your guy was good. He was too rough on my teeth and I made a mistake and he even apologized. But once you burn me once, I don't go back. Too rough? He goes, we made a mistake with you. Because I told him, I said, super center down here, don't take a little hook and do this because you got it. And the lady came in and was like, oh! And he goes, oh man, I forgot.

Right then I went, check please. Now your boy never comes back. I understand. You know, because you're like a deer. Yeah. You're like a deer that you can't, you know, wild animals, once you spook them, you can't, there's nothing. No, I'm out.

It's like dogs with firecrackers. I'm out. Oh yeah, they're so scary. You're hiding under the bed, there's nowhere, not getting you out. Nope. There's not no amount. You gotta put me under it and then just do your thing.

Yeah, well, we gotta dart you. We're gonna have to dart you. Sure, whatever it takes. It's gotta dart you and we're coming to you. Tim Kenny might have to come out and waterboard me to sleep and then put me in the dentist chair. We'll just dart you. We'll just shoot takes. It's gotta dart you. Kenny might have to come out and waterboard me to sleep and then put me in the dentist. We'll just dart you. We'll just shoot you from when you're not expecting it right in the ass.

You go, ah! You know what I'm worried about though? You know how when those videos when people, when they wake up from the procedure. They're all like, they start saying shit. And say some wild shit. Yeah. That's what I don't want. No, if you get, but if you get put out, that's different.

Yeah, maybe. I'm worried I'll say some wild shit yeah be a hell of an episode no no no no I'm gonna have to have Brian pick me up yeah I don't want Joanna pick me up I might say some outrageous shit yeah that yeah there's so there's two factors here that I'm dealing with yeah you just not get me in there man yeah people say some can't you just cover them all gold or something Now I wonder if I can tell the story

Speaking of crazy shit do it. I know somebody Who caught their spouse? Looking at gay porn If do we know him? Please tell me I know him. No, I do. But do I know him?

No. Fuck. Yeah. But. Maybe it's just a phase. How old is he? He's young. He's 45.

Now here's the thing. Oh, that's a gay man. And I mean, like really. Was it an accident though? You know how it's like sometimes you ask, sometimes you get a porno and it pops up. It's like, you might like this. It's like, when did I say I like chicks it an accident though? You know how it's like sometimes you ask something Yeah, well, it pops up is like you might like this It's like right when did I say like chicks with big dicks glad you asked that but all glance Oh, you know when you can glance this you can take the mark and I just show a high limit. Yeah No, that's important question. I'm glad you but he was looking at like gangbang. This is why I looked at his search history. Oh

Yeah, and sometimes your search history might tell a different story unless you accidentally. Oh, homeboy had chapters. Yeah, unless you accidentally put big cock prison scene over and over again. Is it big cock prison scene with another man or is it big cock and there's like a. Well it's gay shit calm Okay, I'm gay shit. No, what is she? Huh, they have kids sure all of that. Ah sure all of that But there's just a phase the problem is that that she doesn't know what to do about it

So now she's like, what would you do? She's like, what do I do? Do I tell him or do I not? Maybe it's like his little dirty secret? He's like Dexter but gay instead of murdering people just like yeah. Well, she's like She's like this is an issue This is an issue. Well, yeah, cuz you got a You just sleep with him and he's always asking for yeah That kind of stuff. What a disaster. Yeah. That you think you have problems.

You think you have problems until you realize you're married to a gay man. Maybe it's just a phase. Has she, she's never seen it. I don't think people go through phases of wanting to get their butts wrecked by a guy they don't know. You understand? I don't know what the. Cause there might've been some of that too. I'll say this, I bet you I figure out my teeth before they figure out his

shit. Because there might have been a further investigation where he's probably getting on the old dating sites. Oh yeah. Well that's a different story. It's not a phase, that's taking action. Right. So there's a whole situation like that. He may even have a profile. Is he in entertainment? No. Okay. He's like a regular Joe.

So he figured, Hey, I'm just going to create a little profile. Gay Joe. Regular gay Joe. Yeah. Gay Joe. So there's some, yeah. So there's some, there's some stuff going on.

I hate to see it. And that person is me guys. And I just want everybody to know. Yeah. Damn. So there's some stuff going on. Hate to see it. And that person is me, guys. And I just want everybody to know. Yeah. The thing about that guy living in that lie, though, for 45 years, that's the shame. That's a tough one. Yeah.

But that happens. Hate to see it. Hate to see it, kids. Or loved it. The point is life is complicated. Yeah. And if you don't think I like a gossip story. God, that's tough. What's fuck? Oh, I told you to you remind me I'll do this off here, but we can do it here

Mutual friend of ours apparently talked the other day Talk to him today. He goes. Ah, man. Yeah, I talked to Brian. So I mean how long you guys think you do fire in the kid? My one is yeah, clearly you guys don't like doing it and I go huh I go, yeah, clearly you guys don't like doing it. And I go, huh? You're talking to Brendan, man. It's me. He goes, yeah, I know, I know. You know, short leash, you guys going to stop doing it when you get to Austin?

I go, fighting the kid? He goes, yeah, oh, Bubba, let me go through this way. Fighting a kid can make zero dollars and me and Brian would still do it every week. It's never been about the money. It has nothing to do with that. It was really, yeah, he goes, oh, I just figured the vibe,

after talking to Brian, talking to you, I went, oh, you're so off, dude. I said, I talk to Brian every day. He's like, oh, I thought you only talked to me in student. I'm like, buddy. I said, dude, I can't tell every day. Yeah, they go. I thought you only talked to me in student like Buddy I said dude, I can't tell you how off you are. He was really yeah. Who is this? I'll tell you off there He was really oh, but you're you're you're taking why because I said you either take him what I'm saying I'll context what Brian's I said, we're not talking Enthusiastically because of where I said I can't emphasize it or maybe when he's talking those there's just issues. Maybe I don't know

I never said that but he was like what I'm like you're so off Yeah, yeah, we're going to Austin together Do yeah, I said Brian bought a house before me is really I never thought he was gonna go I'm like, yeah, he bought the house before I did. Yeah. Yeah now we're doing both have houses Yeah, and it's gone. They're not weird though. It's gonna go strong. Yeah, in that did. Yeah. Yeah. Now we're doing both have houses. Yeah. And it's going, isn't that weird though? It's going to go strong. Yeah. Isn't that weird? Yeah. I was like, oh, you're so off. You'll get different ideas. Yeah. Weird, right? Weird takeaway. Yeah. You'll know. Very interesting. Chana, how are you feeling about Texas? Now that it's getting real.

I told my parents yesterday because they came to visit me yesterday. How out they take it. I did get a call from your dad I know did he was he crying or no? No, he's like I can't wait to get out of here No, they're everyone's cool with it, man Yeah, like I said, I don't have I haven't got pushback from anyone So it's few people expected but from most part one stoked stoked. I don't have a wife. I don't have kids like yeah You're the perfect. Yeah, this is this is the best time to to give it a shot. So yeah You getting pushback on your friends or family? Oh, no. No, right? Most people I can't believe you didn't go before. Yeah, that's right. That's right

Oh, our boy AG from tolls like I can't believe Brian's going. Yeah, I can't believe Brian's gonna like yeah, man. Yeah Come on, man. Let's go. Hair transplant. A little, uh, some peptides. In Texas? The new Austin look, dude. Dude, hair transplant, cowboy hat, and I fixed my teeth, bro. Oh, dude.

And your wife didn't divorce you for that gay search history, dude. Yup. Yup. Clearly you, right? Clearly me. I was just letting low that whole conversation. Clearly me, but then a little botox. I go, do I know him? I'm like, not really. Definitely do it's you, right?

And that's fine. The code was 45, but he might be 58. You know what I mean, guys? Either way, so I have a profile. There is a guy who used my pictures apparently on Grindr. Somebody told me. Oh, people hit me up all the time like, oh, you're on Raya, you're on Grindr. I'm like, no.

No, I'm not. So apparently somebody on Facebook, they're like, oh, somebody told me. Oh, people hit me up all the time, like, oh, you're on Raya, you're on Grindr, I'm like, no. No, I'm not. So apparently somebody on Facebook, I posted a picture of me on the Wailing Wall, but this was when I was in Israel two years ago. You're getting whirled on the wall? I'm getting lit up on Facebook and all the comments,

but I didn't put it on there. It came up on a feed, but I didn't. But you were there? I was in Israel two years ago. Yeah, but you okay, and so the Facebook somehow recirculated a picture I guess but I never I don't remember posting it to face. What's the problem though? You can't be on the wall No, everybody's anti Israel now. Oh, that's all it is. Someone just resurfed it I bet found it and posted it and then they're like look Brian's there now who knows no, no matter I think I'm there now. Yeah Facebook. I'm never on Facebook.

I don't even know. My only issue with all of it with, there's a million things you have to figure out, leave the studio, all this shit, but we'll figure all that out. And the kids are stoked, but I just don't think they realize the magnitude. They don't yet, but they'll get,

you know what kids do, especially boys, they adapt this quickly. They will, especially I'll find this team, stuff like that and get the we'll end the season uh in May so we'll leave after then. You'll get yourself a Tesla you'll be driving around with me it's gonna be great. Not never. Yeah I'm excited. Be fun. Yeah me too I can't wait. A new journey, a new chapter. Fuck yeah man. It's gonna be cool man. Fuck yeah. Be great. What else you got, Jen?

We have a lot of time. So let me share a story with you real quick because you guys reminded me of it. Oh, story time with Jen. She's going back to his roots because he's from, he's from Texas. We have so much. Oh, okay.

No, but you guys mentioned the gay search history. Yeah, it happened to you. Yeah. So Brian, uh, met a girl that I dated for a while. Her she was Mongolian and she, her English is not great, but she was like, she had met a girl that I dated for a while her shoes Mongolian and she her English is not great But she was like she had such a funny personality So at my up with it, am I not of course, and she's gorgeous at my pad She I was like don't on my TV

I do have YouTube TV and I use my account for this same thing when I do YouTube here, right? So I'm like, yeah Just don't search anything weird because I have to put it, I'm gonna use it for work and people will see it as I start typing, you see like the search history. So she, as soon as I went to the bathroom, she just started like gay, gay, gay, gay, like all this gay stuff.

Oh, she's hilarious. She's awesome, yeah, yeah. That's so funny. She should have made it. That's awesome, I love that. Dude, hot and funny, keep going? No, no, no, that's it. I remember, and then she just like, you know,

was sitting on the couch afterwards. Oh, she's awesome. Yeah. It was super funny. Fucking funny. Delia took my phone one time when we were at Greenblatt's after the Laugh Factory, and he found my father's, my father in my phone,

and he goes, dad, I'm gay. He text that to my dad. Like, you motherfucker. Your dad knows the joke? My dad never even responded. Your dad. I leave motherfucker. Your dad knows the joke. My dad never even responded. He does like finally. My dad didn't even fucking like he was like. I remember in college when anyone leave their computer out, we'd put in lemonparty.org.

I didn't know what LEM party was before. You know what it is. I found out later. It's Brian and his buddies on Friday night. You go there, dude, anyone, anybody at Dow Ward Center where all the computers open, anybody that got up to go to the bathroom, it was just, that's all we did. But boom, Limpardi.org, they go back to do their work, boom. Just one old spigot just getting gang bang.

Well, Will Sasso, when I was doing a TV show with him, he goes, he had his computer outside my dressing room and he said, whatever you do, don't hit enter. Just don't hit enter because I don't want you to see bathtub girl. I'm just going to say, so don't hit that. It was just right there in front of me. It's like, don't hit, if you can do anything else, just don't hit that button there. And he just walked away.

And I've never been the same, because I hit that button. What is that thing, girl? Don't make me throw up. I don't see it. I'm glad you asked. Don't make me throw up. Well, it was a girl in a bathtub with goggles on.

Filled with shit. And she had a tube in her butt, and the tube came all the way out to here. I'm good. OK. Any more questions? Nope.

Yeah. Nope. No, because I'm sensitive to that stuff. And I've never. I don't throw up. And she was very heavy, and I've never been the same. And she was, you were picturing hot, and I had to double down.

You were picturing hot. And she was very heavy. There were a lot of rolls. Yeah, so at first I thought it was the Pillsbury Doughboy and I thought I was like, what's going on? My boys in college, because I have a weak stomach for that stuff, they go to scatpabes.com and I see it, I throw up.

I throw up. That's where I draw the line. Why would they go to scatpabes.com? Why would they do that? Because they knew that would make me throw up. We're in college, we're wild, dude. Man, I love up. Yeah, that's that's where I draw the line. Why would they go to scat babes.com? Why they do that would make me throw up. We're in college. We're wild, dude, man. I love it All right. Let me see what the genius Bryce Mitchell is. Oh, oh, I can't wait for your take on this I thought of Brian the moment I saw this now tell me it's not convincing Brian There's a clip of me on PBDs podcast going around it literally has millions of views and everybody is just totally talking

shit about me because of how stupid I am. Let me explain myself a little bit better because this is what I meant by what I said. And I think nobody's going to disagree once I explain it. I stated that you can prove the earth don't rotate because you can take a helicopter hovered 20,000 feet for 24 hours and come back down in the same spot. And everybody said, oh, a helicopter has inertia. I know what inertia is, dude. I'm not stupid. Let me take it. What I mean?

Here is a picture of the circle of the earth, supposedly, if you believe in the globe, and the red circle is the helicopter. When the helicopter ascends above the earth's surface it now has a larger flight path around the earth as in when the earth the inside circle the black circle does one full rotation the red circle or the flight of the helicopter actually has to cover more distance to get back to the same spot. That's what I meant. Okay, if you don't understand geometry of spheres and circles, that's going to go right

over your head. But yeah, Brian, I said makes perfect sense. And I'm actually a lot smarter than a lot of y'all think. So y'all can't even keep up with me. That's the sad part. This is basic geometry. Some of y'all might not be able to understand. Y'all can't keep up. There you go. God bless you. And keep doing your own research. Cute kid.

Because there is no proof that the earth rotates. That's a lie from the devil. And the devil. Thinking what you want, follow me stupid. But I know geometry, I know inertia. An object in motion stays in motion. if I put my foot up your ass it's gonna keep going up your ass till I stop it how about that buddy. You know what makes it worse is his ears all fucked up it's like you're hanging out to the side yeah I

love him you should double down on this I keep saying that. The thing about that that Bryce Mitchell is he really does seem in his heart to be such a good person. He's just... That's my thing about... He's just a good dude. I'm sure he is. But I think...

I just don't like seeing him... Ditch the Hitler stuff with this. I don't like seeing him... Double down on this. I just don't like him getting himself in trouble like this because... Well this... Flat Earth's not going to get you in trouble. No.

This is fun for people. But it's classic. It's a classic example of probably why. Explain that, Brian. The helicopter goes up, comes down, same spot. You're right. Listen. When I saw it, I went, oh, got him. He's got his astrophot.

I thought about Brian. I thought, got him. He's got his astrophot. He's a scientist. He's a scientist. He should probably go talk to some scientists who can explain to him where his theory is off. It'd be the Eric Weinstein, Trevor,

what the hell's his name? Terrence, Terrence Howard. Terrence Howard thing. That's all it would be. He just needs to be educated. I think, right, double down on, like, ditch the whole Jew stuff and Hitler stuff, just get rid of that.

It's all part of the same thing. I know, but dude, if you're gonna keep doing it, like, double down on the Flat Earth stuff, the rest of it. It's all part of his own research that he does. Apparently all of the PhDs in physics, mathematics, astrophysics, and all that stuff are all wrong, rocket propulsion, they're all wrong.

So when you send a rocket into space, or you have satellites, those people don't know anything about the earth's rotation, but he does apparently. Okay. See, okay. Um, here's a cute one for you guys. Yeah. So this 85 year old man walked around to each of his neighbors with a handmade invite for a party that he was having.

And it said started at 4 p.m. and it ended when the cops came. Love it. And there's a little video here. Handwritten no. Oh this guy's trying to party. Look at him. I'd go to his party. I would too. I would too. Aww, what a sweet man. He's probably just lonely. Yeah. Oh, 100% good. Yeah, I like the first comment. We didn't update how the party went. Do people show up? They're fucking better off, man.

Oh, here we go. Hi. Hi. I'm Doug, across the street over here, right? I live over in that house there. Okay. And this is an invite to a party on February 15th. Okay. But I didn't want to leave it in the middle of the street when you read it. What the hell? Sitting on the couch and I hear a doorbell ring and I'm like, what the heck?

Like, who could that even be? I open the door and it is our like 85 year old neighbor who is truly like such a sweetheart He's walking over with his cane and I still was like so unsure as to like what he was even Asking or like what he needed and he gives me this little invitation that literally looks like he used like some sort of like pen to then like make copies of these and give them out to all of our neighbors. And it says a celebration of winter February 15. 4pm until the cops arrived until the cops arrived. He's literally 85.

And you know, it's funny. Did you hear about this? Yeah. And so what happened was she was never seen again. Yeah, I know. It's very sad. She's like, this is so sweet. You know what happened? Yeah. He spiked the punch and then- And they found DNA of her DNA and his poop in the backyard. Yeah, yeah.

He shat in the backyard, which is why his backyard is so- Yeah, so he spiked the punch and then they all got David. So the whole neighborhood was killed and eaten. No, I think he just put his testicles on. You know what? There's no point. He just went like this. Yeah. Yeah, no, I think he just plays his testicles Know what? There's no pretty I just like this. Yeah, cuz I wouldn't trust it. I got to ruin everything. Would you trust it? Yeah, he seems yes. Oh buddy not especially with my if he's like you make sure you bring your kids like not happening playboy Yeah, we got a we need an update on how the party went hopefully these assholes showed up

Everyone's still waiting for the update me too, man. Yeah, go to the replies. Is it does he he probably have social media? Yeah There's this He was on the Today Show. I bet there's an update. Let's see. So how'd your party turn out, Keith? Yeah. I'll go.

Well, I wouldn't go. Oh, that's him? We can't play this, but let's watch it. Everyone threw a Doug Winterbash. So good. The Dancing the Night Away under a banner with Doug's iconic. Wow. Doug's Winter Party, baby. It all started with 87-year-old Doug's iconic. Wow. That's cool. Party, baby.

It all started with 87 year old Doug Turner's party invitation. So it was a lot to see. He died after that. Right then. You're my boy blue from party. He died from being up past eight. You know what the shame is is automatically

because of sight and media. I automatically think he's up to no good. We're all the worst. Especially with kids.'m like he's trying to touch my kids. I know. But he's probably just sweet old lonely guy. Just show it now. That's right. I pulled up a different one. Love it. Oh a different one? So I'm not this one. He did his lawyers. Quit. Quit his case. So we're gonna do this one first. So there's this new app guys called Protector. It's basically u Uber launching with guns. I

looked up the app and you can hire someone to come pick you up in either like a motorcade, you can pick their uniform whether it's casual or fully tactical and there's a subscription to it and basically you're just getting like an armored car to pick you up and drive you around and the minimum hours is... The security detail. How much is it? It's about a thousand dollars for five hour minimum. Wow.

Wow. You have to do five hours minimum. What if I just want to ride to the airport? Nope. Yeah. It's just a protectionist service. That's pretty good. Not for you.

I could have used that today. Wait, uh, the fear doesn't include a membership. So it's 129 per year split between five people because a thousand dollars in the five hours is the problem I guess if they're gonna get it in the full swatted tire and shit no usually it's five hours because you're going places and you're getting out and they stay with you hey you're going to a different so typically what happens is you you'll have your security detail waiting I would do it for my family. Like they're traveling right now though.

All those guys like toppers and all that. Their security detail's always waiting for them. Oh yeah, Rogan? Yeah. They're everywhere. Yeah. That was kind of different, kind of cool. That's pretty cool.

Pretty cool, man. And then the next one. Select your uniforms. Shocker here, guys. P. Diddy's lawyer has quit the case. Think how bad it has to be. You know what kind of- Pretty much saying-

Defense lawyers- There's no possible way I can do this. Defense lawyers deal with the worst of the worst and come up with narratives to get them out of it. This one was like, nah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Well, they don't really know, right?

Keep scrolling down what happened with Kanye and that big tig girl. Oh, the ex-assistant. Yeah. Oh, who is the assistant? But then P. Diddy's other attorney came out and said, well, wait a minute, here's what I want to point out. We've never seen a white man charged with these allegations. Oh, the attorney used the race card?

Yeah, as soon as one attorney stepped away, he came out and said that. Yeah. I mean, if your own attorney's going, there's no possible way I can help here. Wait, his attorney's black. He stepped away Okay So I think what happened was they probably saw some video evidence of something or there's probably enough

We're like dude. You can just take a plea deal. We're out of here How about that? How about the source released the Epstein files? I've seen the odds on who's on there. Mm-hmm What are they gonna say who was release the Epstein files? Have you seen the odds on who's on there? What are they going to say? Who was on the flight or what? Actually on the island, I guess. More than flight loads. Yeah, but he had a lot of people on the island. Yeah, but.

It's a question of who was doing what, right? And how many times. Like, if you're there 30 times. Something's going on. Like Clint. Yes. Clint is number one on there. There's like odds you can bet on who's number one. Oh, wow. Because if on there. There's like, there's like, Oggie and Ben on there is number one.

Oh wow. Because if you're there twice, like, all right, first time maybe they're introducing you, second time you're like, I had this in for me, you leave. After four, you know the deal. You know the deal. I haven't stopped looking at his assistant right there. Yeah, get her off screen, it's pretty distracting. But yeah, that's interesting.

I mean, I'm very curious to see, I want to see what happens with the JFK files and I want to see what happens with the Epstein files. I'm more worried about Epstein than JFK, we kind of know. Yeah. I think the reason Epstein has been kept so quiet is because I really believe it's. They said there's some current politics.

It has to do with Israel. I think it has to do with the Mossad. I think the reason Epstein's been kept so quiet is because I really believe it's... They said there's some current politicians. It has to do with Israel. I think it has to do with the Mossad. I think he was a Mossad asset. Yes. 100%. Yeah. I think it's a matter of national security.

But I don't think they'll tell us that. I think they'll tell us who's on the list. Yeah, I think it was a honey trap for rich men and they could blackmail them. 100%. Yeah. Next. As if Detroit wasn't rough enough, guys. A major water main broke and flooded the streets.

And turned it to ice? And turned it to ice? That looks insane. Oh no. I have to mention the water damage on all those trucks. And those sound great when you have the... Sorry. That's a car alarm. That's a great sound. That's a good time too.

Not to mention you gotta wait for it to fall out before you get... Dude, fuck that. Are you kidding me? Oh no, you're stuck. So in this instance, does the city pay for the damaged cars or insurance? They're broke. Insurance. Insurance, right? Yes.

Insurance. Look at that. That is unreal. That's rough living in Detroit, guys. Water main breaks. Detroit is the worst. Wow. Here's some lucky dash cam footage on the 5 Freeway.

A motorcyclist is super lucky to escape this car as it just comes wailing off the ramp. Stunning mashcam video. Oh shit. The car launches off an overpass onto I-5 in Sacramento. Remarkably, drivers were able to avoid that falling car and the debris. The driver in the car that fell off the overpass was taken to the hospital in critical condition, not sure what caused that crash.

What the crazy is that? That is. Someone says boss, you still make it to work though, right? That is nuts. Yeah. Probably texting. You gotta be careful while driving guys. God.

It's no joke. Well remember there's that person throwing rocks off the 101? What a dick. I know I'm talking about little pebbles like big stones it's happened a few times yeah they killed some people I always look up there just once I heard that I'm always looking up at there I'm Sam if I see a guy with a sign I'm like a motherfucker I found a new sport if you any when you guys want to try it okay well no Tesla drivers are good this work

called the deer calling champion wow you know I saw an ESPN the other night? That's a gag party. Dag. Oh, sorry. Dude, on ESPN, they had Earguitar World Championship. That's a thing. It's a real sport. Yeah, well. Touch grass, kids. Yeah, that's a... That's a real thing. So is this.

Bring up Earguitar Championship, Chin. That's legit, Brian. And your son's like, I won the Ear... I'd be like, get out of my house. It's real fucking guitar. Like, be quiet. Anything stand out in particular? What'd you type in? Air guitar championship. Competition? Championship.

Air guitar world championship? Let me see what that looks like. Click on that. What? Huh. He actually plays the guitar, I think. Why not just play the real guitar though? Oh, because that would make sense. That's pretty funny.

All right. Glad you showed me that. How stupid is that? Some people are probably shouldn't vote, right? They shouldn't be able to vote. Yeah. Very good. Very good.

Couple more for you. I can jam. I play the piano. I play the drums. I do a lot of air stuff. So, UFC's Izzy is breaking up with his girlfriend and she's demanding half of all his belongings because he broke up with her. Are you fucking kidding?

Wait, I think this is old. She's so pretty too. It was a week ago. That's weird. Yeah, that was old. Yeah, I think this is older. Well. Charlotte in Israel never got married or had children, but she thinks she's entitled to

half of his entire fortune. A year. It's been a long time. No marriage, no children. You his entire fortune. A year. Because it lasted a long time. No marriage, no children. She had one year. You went a year and you think you deserve half his shit. She's pretty though.

She's a scumbag. Hey dude. She's hot though. Like, are you kidding me? Yeah, what are you doing? Let's figure it out. She thinks you're entitled to half his entire fortune. That's ridiculous.

Because you lasted a long time. Someone should get her help. One year. Weird, right? Get out of here. Yeah, get out of here. That was a gall on that person. Ugh. Yeah.

I wonder why I broke up with her, ugh. But even if it's like nine years, 10 years, you think they still deserve half? Common law comes into play. Not married. If there's no kids, it's no kids. It's wild No, no, let's say there are kids. He should give her half for being so hot. Well, there are common law, you know Yeah, yeah, I think this in California your father. She's hot. That's bullshit regardless. Yeah, hopefully she's okay

Next one the Eagles have reportedly snubbed the white house with the invite to go see president Trump. Really? Yeah. That's weird. Uh, cause that's a team decision, but I bet you're not all of them feel that way. Yeah. It said, uh, commissioner Roger Goodell recently went against Trump and announced that the

league will continue to support the DEI policies, which the president has been cracking down on. Okay. According to a report, the Eagles decided to skip the visit. There's no organization with less DEI then. Lane Johnson said it would have been an honor to go, but the decision to meet with the president, but if they are invited, it'd be left up to a team vote. So I guess it was a team vote.

Yeah, bunch of bitches. That's all right. Yep. Not great. That's no sweat off the president's back. Bunch of bitches. That's all right. Yep. That's no sweat off the president's back. Not great. Yeah. One less thing he has to worry about. And last but not least, you guys know how I am about travel etiquette. Um, imagine getting on a plane, sitting down and looking behind you and seeing

this thing poking towards you. Let's scroll down. So many ads, hold on. Yeah, so this guy's foot is impeding onto your arm rest. What do you do? It's kinda in the back there though. Your elbow's touching that part. Hold on.

The scent is coming. There's a black foot on, black sock. Okay. Oh, so this, you're sitting this way Hold on the scent is coming black foot on black sock Okay Also this oh, yeah, you're sitting this way and his foot's here. I just have was what you got it done. I Wouldn't bother me. What if it's melt? I Mean, yeah, but if it's sneaky sweaty feet, right shit. Yeah, that's not too bad But if he did that, I would still like spill a little bit of liquid or something. I would definitely bump it, but like, oh damn. Cause my, you know, arm rest.

I would cut his throat. I wouldn't say nothing. Yeah. You wouldn't say anything and you would bump it? Yeah, I'd probably bump it once or twice. Now if it's barefoot. What's this? Yeah, that's terrible.

What about this? That's terrible. What is that? I can't even tell what's going on there. It's coming from underneath yeah that's terrible. What about this? That's terrible. What is that? I can't even tell what's going on there. It's coming from underneath. She's stretching her legs underneath. Oh, so it's coming, that's my seat. Yes, that's it.

Someone look at her. She has long toes. She does. Long fucking toes. Now if those were toho sandals, might be a different story. Those are nasty. You're right.

Those feet are long. Those are long toes. The toes are long. She got a case for y'all long toes. Yeah, she a big bitch. A bitch big. Brian, do you wear sandals on an airplane? No. No? Disgusting. I wear a lot of different layers. Okay, so Brennan always says you have to dress nice for when you fly. I'm like, I just, with my sweats and comfortable. I believe you should dress somewhat nice.

Jeans minimum. What are you going to do? I see people with pajamas and I'm always like just I'm uncomfortable dress somewhat comfortable jeans minimum comfortable We're gonna do I see people with pajamas and I'm always like this You know when people in pajamas or sweats and we have a little respect for yourself, man What it's just nice sweatsuit like a true classic sweatsuit Come on people wear their pajamas and they got their blankies and shit. I'm like you're a grown man It's your suppose. It's a long flight You want to be comfortable so like yeah, I don't agree with like sandals and stuff like that, but shorts hoodie I think that's never been jeans me like oh my god

Never shorts never do it sometimes. It's hot though and when if it's hot you can't do anything about it You can get it can get real cold though. Yeah, and then guess what? They give you blankets. You can't do anything if it's hot. Hold on, I have an opinion question on this one. How do you guys feel about when people bring hot food onto the airplane? I do it all the time. I eat it right away.

So you're getting your Chick-fil-A and McDonald's waiting to get on the plane. We travel a lot, so I travel a lot, so for me, all of it's. Yeah, it's my only time to eat and suck my tail. I've seen it all. Yeah. Do you see the way people look at you when you do it? No, I don't go flying fucked. Okay, cuz I'm not in sweats

Yeah, I Don't mind either. Yeah, I don't mind either But I had some friends bring this up the other depends what if it's like it depends on the dish It's like a curry or something, but you they're not selling Indian food at the fucking Panda Express. That's fine Some orange chicken smells delight. Yep. I fooled around with a girl. Uh, oh yeah. By that I mean I had sex in an airplane bathroom. How'd you do that? Like how do you, how do you small? It was not easy. So you had her go in first and then you sort of jackrabbit. Yeah. Okay.

That's what I'm just curious. Yeah. What? I didn't really have sexy there Now I think about I'm like man we didn't have sex we just do tough in there yeah Well, I did fool around with the girl. Yeah back in the day. Maybe yeah, look at us. Look at that. Oh cool Yeah, that's a great picture though So cool. All right B. Where you going pal buddy? I'm glad you asked remember That's a great picture though.