The Fighter & The Kid - Long Pigs with Dov Davidoff & Ralph Sutton | TFATK Ep. 1053

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

The guys talk Ralph being on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, Dov's thoughts on fighters from Dagestan, details on the Cybertruck bomber, the effectiveness of Ozempic, long pigs, Canelo Alvarez vs Bud Crawford, Conor McGregor vs Logan Paul, Corey Feldman's music, current events around the world and much more! Magic Mind - Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle here: https://www.magicmind.com/TFATKJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance Magic Spoon - Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://magicspoon.com/fighter Cook Unity - Go to https://cookunity.com/fighter or enter code fighter before checkout for 50% off your first week. Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighter Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby Alright let's rock and roll I'm at high note Yeah listen you know Yeah got the sex, drugs and rock and roll I need a little more energy out of you dude

Duo, duo here You got a duo What do you mean? More energy I just need a little more energy Alright let's go, let's go alright A friend of the show, old friend of the show, Dove Davidoff One of my favorite people on earth one of my favorite comics don't come around. Oh hey guys. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah, and we have the silent giant over there. Hey, you're that's me. You're the silent giant

I'm the silent gene gas digital or the silent s rather. That's what it is. That's what he runs more than I do How long you been doing the you've been doing since 2016 the digital, but SDR is 10 years on. And you do with Big Jay. I did it for 10 years with Big Jay. And then Big Jay just got too fucking busy. And like, when a good episode or a good guest comes in, he just couldn't do it, and he was just too overloaded, so he left.

And Jay was one of the funniest people on the planet. He's so fucking funny. Funny dude. He's a funny dude. He started by interviewing just rock stars. Well, I did radio for 20 years. He's a broadcaster. And I was a dude. He's got my interviewing just rock stars. Well I did radio for 20 years. He's a broadcaster. And I was a host on MTV, VH1 for a bit,

and all that shit, hosting rock festivals and dumb shit like that. Like back in the fun days? In the fun days. When it was like spring break and TV. Well I'm not that old, I'm a little, a little, like 2000, I started in 99, and then by year like 2004, three,

I was on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy as a straight guy. Oh, you won that show? Yeah, and that show. They wanted me to audition for that show. For the gay, one of the gay guys? Yes, but let them finish, but you were on it. I was a straight guy, that was the most watched episode ever, and that blew up my radio show to where we got to over

a hundred affiliates for a while. That's crazy. And the whole point of the show is to take a straight guy and turn him gay? And turn him gay. So I just started having sex with men for a few years. And you got a bunch of more survives. And it worked out pretty well.

Bring him up when he was young. And I want to see that. All the gay men liked you? They did. No, we, you know, this fits. What did you put in? If you put in Ralph Sutton Queer Eye, it'll show up. I'm sure.

It's on YouTube. But there it is right there. The second link. And Ralph Sutton is an exact same. There I am. Look at me and Kai in with those shirts off. Oh it's on YouTube. But there it is, right there. The second link. And Ralph Sutton is an exact copy. There I am, look at me and Kaian with those shirts off. Oh, there you go. Look how sexy and cute I am. Well, you're a big giant, and I like that hairy chest,

and you got that. That's my twin brother right there, that third picture. That's his twin brother, he's five seven. Yeah. He's six five. Was that your brother? Yeah, there's me with the guys, look at that, we did the reunion three years ago. Can we blur your pictures?

That's good, that's perfect. Were these taken, are these UFO pictures? Yeah, yeah, well it's hard to get me all in one frame. Yeah, did you use the lens they use for the Loch Ness Monster picture? You know that, by the way, I talk about that often, you know that the whale, the serpent sightings, like the Loch Ness Monster is a whale's penis?

Yeah, it's his wiener. Oh my God. You know how they're big and they hang like that. I never thought that. If you Google whale wiener, you'll have a whale penis, you'll see that is so true. It just looks like a that's what it is. Yeah, that's exactly what it is Well, you know this I didn't know that Actually, Jay told me that like years ago. Yeah, you know, yeah. Yeah, you know the luck this morning Look at the locknest look on they put the compared to well penis third row down right in the middle

There you go The Loch Ness, look at them, they compare it to a well penis. Third row down, right in the middle. It's here. Right there. There you go. You're welcome. That's what it is. The more you know. You're welcome everybody. The more you know. Dropping gems, dude.

The more you know. That's a stuffed well penis that that guy's holding. Doesn't matter. Now, speaking of which, didn't you get your start as a strip club DJ? Oh, I thought you were talking about speaking of my penis. Yes, no, I did a strip club DJ for 10 years. Yeah, you were like the strip club DJ? Oh, I thought you were talking about speaking of my penis. Yes, no, I did a strip club DJ for 10 years. Yeah, you were like the strip club DJ. It's like, I would say the worst brag in the world was...

I think Eddie Bravo did that. Eddie Bravo got a start. Really? Yeah, and then... He was a musician. He was a drummer too, right? He was a drummer too, but he was a strip club DJ. And then Bud, our buddy Bud, who was involved with the UFC, I think, somehow like, do you have a great voice? You should try coming to bring them, bring them in next up. Come on down. Cinema.

Doug, you still following the fight game? Yeah. Follow it every day. Yeah. You got a, you got a prediction on Merab Nurmagomedov. I, you know, let's talk about the daggies around him. He's got a little thing going on with that I mean he just any anyone daggers standing he just fucking jacks off

You work the balls no, listen, I mean, how do you you know, you can't get around that, you know It's not like they have it's not a whole lot of optionality economically and daggers stand This is an exact point I made on the shop. Khabib was bragging how Dagestan dominates and I'm like, hold on. It's all you have. Well, you're not producing iPhones. Yeah. I said, well, how many Dagestan's been in the NBA?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now if America decided to focus on MMA, if it was all we had here, oh buddy. What do you think? If Joey Bosa decided to put on boxing gloves at four. Yeah, no, that's the nature of the beast, of course. You know what the fuck we would do to you guys? Or LeBron James or any of those guys. That's what I said, LeBron was like,

what's this MMA thing, at four? Yeah. That's all they have. Oh cool, man. Cool, cool. Yeah, that would go well. Yeah, they're wrestlers in the mountains, right? And if you don't have a lot of opportunity outside of that,

forget about sports, what else are you doing in Dagestan? That's the way you get out. Isn't that the answer for most fighters? They look at it as a way out, that's all it is, right? Right, but they're- This day and age is a little different. But I would say with the origin story of most boxers or fighters, it was the best option.

When I was with Tyson, I said, yeah, because fighting comes from the streets. He looked at me and went, it comes from the fucking gutters. I went, yeah, no doubt. Yeah, no doubt. The gutters as well. From the gutters and the gutters. Yeah, in addition to the street.

Yeah, you're familiar with, yeah. And the gutters. Yeah, I think also that those guys. It's different now. Yeah, and you're right. Those guys are wrestling at seven and eight years old, too So this is all they've done their whole life But there's some American kid like but you know what bone echo does the daggy stand on the world tour like America dominates

Yeah, he's a freak too. Yeah. Yeah This yeah, I mean, I don't know who knows what happens with but this this Yeah, I mean, I don't know who knows what happens with but this this There like it's just a tough fucking culture like they produce some if you're if your boy is at school And he thinks he's a girl that's not an option. He's gonna have in Dagestan You know it's like what's confused about their pronouns in dad. No no there Most yeah, you know nothing about that. I know nothing about any sports. I'm a real homosexual man. There's no sports.

Just in the world. No, don't even shit. Never cared. Yeah. I like running myself. My uncle, he, I don't know if the word is right, but sponsored or owned a boxer and got him into, sorry, his name was Crawford. Oh, owned a boxer?

Yeah, he like started the whole, the guy was a- He's like, you know, my uncle had a slave. He also owned a cotton plantation. He had a movie, Django? Crawford yeah like started the whole super guy was a He backed the whole guys So I don't know what you'd call that but he's the finance guy behind a boxer that went the distance with what's his name with? George Foreman he went to the dismal woman He was a white guy named Crawford Grimsley when When people hear that you run, does everyone do that? Like with me, they go, does that hurt your knees? Yeah, of course. First thing.

First thing, does it hurt? There he goes, Crawford Grimsley. They used him as the agony for defeat in the Tuesday night fights of USA. Because when USA used to do that, because it was the shortest fight in history. He went all the way up to being ranked like 10th in the world back when boxing was a big deal. And then he just lost the fight and not to, not to form. And he went to distance with Foreman though.

It was a long time ago. It's a rough game man. You went the distance with Foreman. That's a big deal. That's a pretty good deal. Very big deal. Yeah. Not easy.

But yes, I do. I was telling you all fair. You should get those compression boots. Change my life for running. Yeah, cause I'm six five and change. Wangi knee problem. Yeah. All that shit.

When I run, I'll use like this morning, it's powered through it and usually it just goes away. I'm like, I definitely should get it checked out, but I'm never going to. Yeah. No, just get those stupid thing Normatech. Where are they? They're compression boots. You've seen them?

They're like giant sleeves for your shoes. You sit at them and it's compression on your legs. Oh wow. So how they go all the way up? Yeah, they make XLs. So you and I, that's one I got. They go all the way up to the top of the. Why would you use those?

Why do you use those just to keep? It helps press your blood around the lymphatic system and it prevents injury and I can just, it's solely anecdotal for me, but I've not hurt myself since I started. I would imagine that would work. It's great. These are great.

I think surgeons use that. Fuck a surgeon. No, we use these. NFL uses these. Yeah, every division one college has a set of these. So when you're done working out, you. All of them. After practice them after practice you jump in I was going to a place for a long time They did it was like 50 bucks an hour. I was like if I buy them I'm gonna save money and getting older when I work out if I do squats and stuff when I go to dinner and sit

My legs start to ache. Yeah, that will change your life if you do that. Okay They don't I wish they sponsored me but they don. But you know, I take my hyper eyes. Yeah, I know you do. I know you do. Your legs three, three or four days a week. I mean, try five. Both of you guys live in New York. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're like proper in the city. I'm in the city. Yeah. He just moved back into the city. Is it as bad as the news says it is? Like you're one goes to LA

it's on more chaotic than it was. It's not on fire bed but it's definitely more chaotic than it was. I don't feel that way though. This fucking lefty doesn't feel like that. He's also 6'5 which helps him. Ask a girl who has to take the subway. Shannon leaves by herself every night. She's fucking 5'4. You can take your idiosyncratic anecdotal evidence. If you don't want real world excuses, anyway. The crime rate is up on the subway though. Yes. I don't think it's as bad, but I don't live in midtown where all the fucking office buildings

are empty. It's also quality of life crimes that aren't necessarily getting reported. If you decriminalize people shooting up on the sidewalk, it's not reported as crime. Yeah, but on the bright side, I get to shoot up on the sidewalk now. Yeah, exactly. No, no, I mean the crime that's down are homicides because people are getting caught on cameras. So if you get banged up for a big felony, you get put away.

So the high, the crime rate that's going down, that's not quality of life crimes. And as evidence, New York real estate hasn't moved in 10 years. If you spent your life savings on a $3 million loft in SoHo, it's worth three today and that's before you pay commissions and taxes. So take your fucking, so anecdotal. It's a hundred percent true. Wow. Yeah, it hasn't moved at all. And so if you look at Austin, look at Phoenix, look at Miami, you look at red states, there's been such a draw from blue to red, these states that stayed open during COVID, the economies were more dynamic, and then apparently not enough people came back to keep the bid in the marketplace.

Well, you do a lot of real estate. I find it fascinating, just like you talk about government regulation, like what you have to do, if you say you wanna build a building, right? Oh, all the permits. Tell them about the little details, the shit with the windows and stuff. No, no, listen, it gets very political,

but it's like all of the, you know, bureaucracy is good because in the context of creating zoning laws, the department buildings don't fall in on themselves. So it's what happened in Florida. Actually, my friends of mine died in that building that was built like shit. Right, but the answer to overregulation

is not underregulation, it's effective, competent regulation so that you can still get something built and be competitive in an economic environment. China can build at 10, what's that? It means what, middle right amount of regulation. What it means to me. It's doing it right.

But also I will say that as a native New Yorker, I have seen people ride off New York a half a dozen times in my life. I've always done it. It always comes back. It always comes back. I'm not riding it off. Every time.

Every time. Yes, unless. You're a real quitter, you know that? Yeah. You jump off, you jump off. He's already out the door. No, no, I have a love-hate with New York. I mean, it's a world-class

Drones in Jersey. It's a Jersey. I didn't he might have seen that and gone now though Yeah, and no one said I don't know nobody knows what's going on or at least it didn't get a fish Oh, I want you guys take it. Hopefully you guys know what to I'm sure you do But that dude that blew up the Tesla truck at the Trump is no Sean Ryan. Yeah, it's all bullshit You know that guy's full of shit Yes, and no. So your buddy that outed him, he's a little off on that too. Him saying he got out from COVID, that's not true.

He had a disarmable, or an armable discharge. So who knows? Who fucking knows? Who cares? We don't, I'm telling you. There's no conspiracy here. That guy made up fake emails. When I see that I'm like, okay, you're a liar, right?

But you're going based off your buddy's video. I'm not going off my buddy's video. He's got that guy. You guys know what we're talking about? I know of it, but I'm not following the story. In front of the Trump hotel, he blew something up. I think it happened in the last few days, and I've been there.

Nobody got hurt, but then on Sean Ryan, he had this other intelligence guy on there who's like, I got this email from him and I was listening to it, telling my kids the monster jam. They passed out, I'm like, thank God I can put on my shit. Take out fucking the bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did it on my kid, yeah. So then I put on that dark ass podcast, Sean Ryan,

and he had this intelligence guy on, he goes, he sent me an email before he did this. So I'm not watching it, I'm listening to it. I'm like, oh my God, this is crazy. He's talking about how China has submarines off the coast and these drones are China and they have us in checkmate. And I'm like so stressed. Oh my God, we're fucked. And that monster jam all freaked out like a terrorist attack is going to happen. Is it hyper conspiratorial or is it legitimate? There's no reason this guy would know that. We don't know. But he's a special but he's a special he's in the Special Forces

I still don't think didn't the guy in New Orleans was also a former military guy like that guy was actual terrorists Who was compromised by Isis? He had Isis flag. He went and visited Cairo. He visited Egypt Yeah, he was an it was former US military now both of them are but this guy right they they're saying with his competence and his Experience in the military if he wanted to do damage, he would have done it. He did it at the Trump Hotel to gain attention, saying how we're going to do more. He didn't want to kill anybody, it was his form of protest?

Yeah, and he's trying to get it. Did he die or is he in custody? He shot himself. Oh, he shot himself. But seven people were injured. Hold on, so they think he shot himself. So the DNA that they have doesn't match his son's DNA. So what Sean Ryan was saying,

but they didn't have this information, they're like, we think he chose a Tesla. Because you choose a Tesla truck and the email goes- What's Musk? He's like, I'm being followed, so he's all paranoid about stuff. I'm like, hold on, you're paranoid, you're being followed. Yet you rent the most followable car,

most tracked car in the world. That anybody can track. When he said they're followed, that's from an email. That's not, that's been debunked. But he left us suicide note and they know that that's a suicide note. But isn't the protest part of that was that guy and it turns out it's all up. Yes. Could he be protesting how ugly cyber trucks are?

Is that possible? He was saying that. See, I, see, I thought he blew himself up because he had to stop eight times in charge. No I mean I assumed it was it was a Musk Trump protest thing. They think that Sean Wright, who knows, it's just a coincidence that he was trying to, he was doing it there to gain the most attention. Okay. He didn't want to hurt anybody but he knew if he did it there, yeah it would bring the most attention something He said something that I thought was really poignant who said that in that this guy in in them in the suicide note He said bring up the suicide note change. He said he talked about the lies. He is over. He said death to Jews talked about

He said about the lies he had taken he goes. This is relief for the lives. I've taken and You know, I think a lot of these guys Who spent that much time in country, they did a lot of shit, and it's really hard to live that down. It just is. It just is, man. This was not a terrorist attack.

I just read that. No, this was not a terrorist, the one in New Orleans was. The only connection they found is they both see, watch, it says this, watch. And they both went to Fort Bragg, but they're like 60,000 troops coming in. Right, that's more of a coincidence.

So he says, what better way to get my point across than to stunt with fireworks and explosives? What was his point? I still don't understand what the point was. Maybe he just wanted to get on a fighter with a kid. Do you ever think of that? That might have been it. We're living, we're living.

We're back. Factless lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're living factless lives. So he says, this is not a terrorist attack, it was a wake up call. Americans only pay attention to spectacles and violence What better way to get my point across than the stunt with fireworks and explosives?

He's only 37, but it sounds it sounds like like that Is it now? I need to kind of cleanse my mind of the brothers. I've lost and relieved myself of the burden of the lives I took and You know That makes sense to me. What's also weird though is that he wrote it in a notes app So we're just that can sub maybe some of those words weren't supposed to be there You know, that makes sense to me. What's also weird though is that he wrote it in a notes app, so spell check and stuff, maybe some of those words weren't supposed to be there.

You don't know. That's what's, so when I was listening to Sean Ryan there, I'm like, this is crazy. Go home, get back, watch the shows with wifey, and then she goes upstairs, I'm like, I'm just going to stay down, I got to do some research. So then I watch the video, and he's like, this is the email I got, and the email has all this

spell check, all the red lining and the highlight like If I send you an email even if my grammar is fucking atrocious Yes, your email is not going to show the spell checks No, it's going to show it if it's the original creator, right? So when he showed it had all the spell check things on it, so I was like well You weren't sent that email weird, you know like because if you're sending email It's not even if the grammar is awful, it doesn't highlight that. Let's take a little break, man. I wish I could find it. I want a cereal like for adults that doesn't have any sugar, but a ton of protein. Like I want something like with 13 grams of protein.

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super easy, or in your nearest grocery store, that's magicspoon.com slash fighter for $5 off. What I'm disturbed by is that Callan just said, this makes sense to me. In a way that he's going to go out and kill people? I think a lot of guys, no, I think a lot of guys- No, he's going to try to get a PTSD and stuff. Yeah, a lot of guys. It's too, it's that, I don't know.

The suicide rate among special forces. And also maybe there's some mental illness here, you know? The suicide rate among special operations community is high, high, high, high. As a percentage. It's ridiculously crazy. And among veterans, but especially combat veterans. It's very high. And I think there are a lot of reasons for that.

A lot of it is- I'm surprised more comedians don't end up like this. Something you're trying to encourage somebody. Yeah. Yeah, but a lot of those guys just come out of it. But isn't it, is it a coincidence, do we believe in coincidence that this happened the same day the New Orleans guy happened?

They're both former soldiers, both from Fort Bragg? Yes. Well, there's also that weird mathematical. Nothing to fear, man. Ryan's a kid, man. Long as he hasn't been here. By the way, though, there's like this weird thing. If there's 15 people in a room.

I don't know. You know what I mean? I agree with you. You know, if there's 15 people in a room, there's like an 80% chance that you share a birthday. So sometimes there's just weird mathematical coincidences. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are so desperate for a conspiracy.

Everybody wants something to be happening. Yeah, but this is part of the story. Let's just say some of them do come true. Like what? Well, how about the shooter on Trump? What do you know about him? What do we know? There's nothing that's been revealed.

But wait. What about the manifesto for the trans shooter on Nashville? The shooter on Trump was obviously a disturbed young man. I mean, that you could say about all of those people. Was he able to pull all that off? Sure. I was trying to write a joke.

What do you think was planned by who? By the Democrats? You think he did all that by himself? Of course. Of course he did. And the cops were alerted 30 minutes prior to him. You know what it comes down to? Incompetence.

It comes down to total incompetence and also when they strayed their shift. What's shocking, and my buddy was talking about this, is how unorganized a lot of times these things are. Well, look at what happened with Louis Mangione. Everyone assumed it was some hired killer with some elaborate plan. Just some jerk off. Like there was no- It was a kid with irritable bowels and trouble. Yeah, it's so ridiculous. Because people immediately jumped to, oh, it's Jason Bourne. It's some fuck, because we're all programmed to think it's got to be a hired killer and it's not.

Are you talking about the healthcare guy? Yeah, just some schmuck. The truth is always so- That's a little different than the guys on the street that New York and walks up and shoots. I'm just saying that- The fucking sitting president of the United States. The lead to thinking a grander conspiracy is innate with people. So just so you know, part of the truth,

the truth is usually so unsexy. But so for one of the things that they do deliberately, so with this Mangione guy, the conversation they have is this. They say, this kid's gonna be writing manifestos. He's gonna be writing stuff. He's got his manifesto and he's gonna be writing stuff. It's like Kaczynski.

And they always say, and one of the things in the prisons and among law enforcement is to say, do we let him put these things out? And the answer is usually no. And the reason they say that. Because it encourages more kids? Exactly.

And so a lot of times, if this kid had some fucking long manifesto, there is a very unsexy reason they don't let it out there, because they don't want it inspiring copycats. They don't want copycats. Yeah, but this one did, because every girl wants to fuck the guy. And now everyone's like, oh, go kill a fucking

head of a company, and now girls are gonna wanna fuck you. Yeah, it's hard to bang with your lock down, though. But that's a very real thing that they have in conversations. Well, you do, but just a different kind of one. like, oh, go kill a fucking head of a company and now girls are gonna wanna fuck you. Yeah, it's hard to bang with your life. That's a very real thing that they have conversations about. Well, you do, but just a different kind of one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah. But from a comedic perspective, the people on the news kept calling this kid a coward.

I was a coward. When the fuck is the last time you looked up the word coward? Kid's 20 years old, he sneaks an AR-15 past the Secret Service, climbs up on a roof that was too steep for the Secret Service, and then bangs out the most well-known guy on planet Earth. And missed. Your mother's a coward.

And missed, killed somebody else. No, no, listen, it's terrible. I'm not saying he wasn't out of his mind. I'm saying coward is not the right word for the kid. Not a professional. And the only repercussion was the FBI director gets fired. Yeah. He was too steep of a.

Yeah, the Secret Service. Yeah, Secret Service. Yeah, Secret Service. He was like, he was too steep of a. That's what I mean. And did you see it? But then the Secret Service. Yeah, the Secret Service. That's what I mean. But then the Secret Service guy went, no it's not. Did you see the DEI? All that hiring. They hire women.

It's all moving in the other direction. You see a woman like this? Like, you're not inoculated to the stress of combat, sister. Get out of here. But that's not even a female male thing. If a dude was doing it, I'm like, what the fuck is this cop doing?

You're supposed to jump on top of the president, not run behind him. On top of which you're a foot under, because you know, whatever, you're just literally, you gotta be able to shield the dude. It's like, I don't need a 120 pound girl. Tim Kennedy broke it down. He goes, look at these guys.

They're scanning the crowd, anybody out of sorts is getting girl. Tim Kennedy broke it down. He goes, look at these guys. They're scanning the crowd. Anybody out of sorts is getting popped. These guys are fucking closed. You're trained for that. This girl's like this. She's hiding behind the tarp. Hey, I don't blame her. And by the way, she, you know, I do blame her. Get the fuck out of there. You don't belong there. That's why it takes for it. Even the Woko. Oh, too much.oko. Too much? Yeah, too much. Too much, bitch. You're not there. That's not you.

That's your lefty politicians, Ralph. Well, you know, if I have a bunch of women, with all due respect, around me as a protection detail, the Israelis use them and they're very good. Very fucking good. If they're good, they're good. Yeah, I mean, I want guys that would be proven to be able to react in very dangerous situations. Also, in Israel, they see a lot more action. They see a lot more action.

They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action.

They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action. They see a lot more action. If they're good, they're good. Yeah. I mean, I want, I want guys. I want guys that would be proven to be able to react in very dangerous situations. Yeah. And also in Israel, they see it. They see a lot more action. Oh yeah. Also, but if I'm Trump, I'm looking around going, I'm tougher than all these people. This is, yeah. Yeah. I'm bigger and tougher than all you. That's not good. How old are you? Yeah. What are we doing? Yeah. You're five. You're five too. My head's four feet above you. He goes, I was embarrassed and I went down.

He's like, I had to come back up. I love the guy. Fight back. How do you not? You know, they try to destroy him legally. They try to destroy him with bullets. They try to do everything and the guy's still like, fuck you.

Fuck you. How about I win? Going back to Tim Kennedy, what was interesting about him is, you know, all the special forces guys, that guy was a green bray who blew up the Tesla. He's an MMA special forces guy, Tim Kennedy Tim K's a stud but Tim was like hey does anybody know this guy Matthew blah blah blah and then someone goes bro you

do and Tim shot a TV show with him and Tim's like oh that's right yeah Tim shot a show with him he's like oh that's right we shot a show together yeah there you go. I just find it, yeah, I don't know. It's all weird. It's all fucking weird. Well. And the answer to the DNA thing, we're like, the DNA doesn't match up with the kid. It's like, oh, well maybe his wife fucked somebody else. He found out and now he's bad. He's already having issues.

That's right. And now he's bad shit crazy. By the way, that's a huge one. That ISIS guy, he's had marital issues, you know, he's just a fucking. I mean, generally there's always other stressors, I imagine, for any one of them. Special forces guys like that are gone

for literally sometimes 300 days a year. So guess what? There's a lot of that that goes on. Yeah, but I don't think it's fair to do that to the special forces community. Like there's a lot of them that are straight badasses. Oh, this guy was a badass. I'm just saying that we have all of them are.

It's just more psychological pressure they're under than the average person. It's very possible he went like this. He comes back and he goes, that's my child. I love my child. It's not my real child. My marriage just went south. Yeah, of course it's possible.

He's dealing with killing people. He's dealing with whatever is the demons. Three of those things happened to Brian. I didn't follow. It's not my kid. I'm not the real father. Is that a DNA test? What is the conspiracy theory about that guy? What was the real reason that he did it?

They're saying, I don't know why he would do it, but they're saying he put in already a dead body that was... And the reason he selected a Tesla is because it can manually drive itself up to the Trump Tower. And then he detonated it. Which it can't. Oh, so that he's still live somewhere else? Yes. It actually can't.

No, you can't. No, it doesn't because what it'll do is it'll stop. What it does is if your hands aren't on the wheel. But you can't do all that. Could he tape the dead guy's hands? People have done this before. It's track's eye movement now, doesn't it? I read the new update.

You have to be looking forward. Yeah, because one of my eyes is not there. It just goes, hey, fuck face, you know, so. Because I'm looking down, so it has to be your eyes. You have the wonky eye too. I have a wonky eye. I have a lazy eye. So he's got a wandering eye. Wandering eye and a lazy eye.

He's like, it's not working for me. I'm suing. Get your eye. Yeah, because he's got 20-10 vision. You're going to get found out for who you are. He's falling apart. Yeah, but some people think he's still alive use the already dead body But then again Sean Ryan those guys didn't know that somebody who knows Sean Ryan those guys don't didn't have this information time There's video of him pulling up whoever it is and you can see the head movement

So like he shot himself with a desert eagle. No, I did the body was already dead, but you can see Somebody's moving in that motherfucker. I don't know 44 caliber desert. You that's a big gun the big for city boy That's a fucking gun. I know what it is Harry's thing isn't it? Well, it's me as it eagle is a semi-automatic really made handgun I've shot one dirty Harry we get it. I'm an effeminate man. We get it. Yeah, it's a heavy ridiculous gun It's smart to, ridiculous gun. But smart to use if you want to make sure you don't shoot yourself.

Yeah. Because you don't want to be that guy where life is tough and then you shoot yourself and then you wake up in the bag. Wasn't that Dirty Harry's gun? You want to put your teeth on the side of your mouth? I think that was Dirty Harry's gun. My mother's friend planned her own suicide a year

in advance and then had my mother show up the day after the suicide to collect her cat. Is that true? Yeah, let's move on to some other stuff. Yeah, no, it's totally true. It's really feel good stuff you got there, Dove. No, no, no, it's totally true.

You'd have to ask Sam Tripoli the conspiracy behind it. No, I'm sure. Do you know that there's at least six times in modern history where a bat shit crazy conspiracy theory was proven real. There's a lot, Dove. Yeah, like, they, in the, during the prohibition, the theory was proven real. There's a lot that. Yeah, like during the prohibition, the government was poisoning alcohol. Like that's crazy, like it seemed crazy at the time.

Right, but relative to the number of conspiracy theories, very few of them are. Yeah, of course. Yeah, and then the internet isn't helping. I mean, if anybody ever had a, yeah, but what's that, gang stalking shit? People that are convinced the choppers are following them and that the lizard people are there.

They find a community of 5,000 like-minded people that also believe that. And suddenly they're no longer crazy. That's what makes the internet great. Because there's a whole community. That's the internet. You can google the Earth is shaped like anything and there's a group of people that believe it.

Yeah, as a heterosexual, I began to feel like the odd man out at Gas Digital. Yeah, especially the part that you're a heterosexual that's odd. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, man. You're you're a heterosexual. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, man. You can find a group now, whatever you're into. Whatever you're in for the internet.

You're like, I'll fuck with you. Yeah. Before the internet, you're wandering around the streets looking for somebody else who likes to bang horses. Now you can find a whole forum. Every, every publication. 10,000 followers. Are you a big guy on Reddit?

You like banging horse. I like banging or you're no longer unpopular. You walk around wanting to bang horses at a local bar. You're gonna be a- Connected to a community. Well it's like that guy who, he got put in prison for life, but he found a guy and the guy wanted him to kill him and eat his dick. Eat him.

Eat his dick. German guy, right? Yeah, and eat his dick. Yes. He wanted to be slaughtered. He wanted to be slaughtered, but he wanted to eat his dick. Yes. You know who else has that fantasy? They ate Rallo. Fucking Ralphie boy. And he was dick. Yes, you want to slaughter. You want to eat his dick. Yes, you know

But the judge was like, yeah, the judge was like, how do you even fight he's like, oh, oh there's lots of I think what did he do? He put an ad out looking for someone to slaughter, or he said, I'm looking for someone to slaughter. You imagine there's somebody that responded, like, yeah, I'm looking to get killed. I'm in, man. A computer technician, a computer programmer was like, mm. Oh, you don't say.

He's like, I'm down to do it, but you have to eat my dick. I have to start with my dick. Victim of Cannibal agreed to be eaten. Think about the Germans are, a computer repair technician, murdering and eating a voluntary victim we found via the internet. Damn, he only got eight and a half years

for eating dick and killing that guy. I feel like he's pretty loose. Must have been a one year princh. They jointly attempted to eat the victim's severed penis. Muse murdered his victim and proceeded to eat a large amount of his flesh. Oh no, he got life. My bad. I like his motive is sexual gratification. That's cool.

That's you know, it's weird is that kid has a mom and dad and the mom and dad, the cops right were like, Hey, your son. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how to break. Well, he actually, he actually signed up for it. Did you see that video? It just went viral where a mother finds in the kid's room a head and feet of someone missing. The kid's 16 and the mother finds it and reports it to the police. It just went viral.

And the kid says, oh, your parents are upset about what happened because they probably found the head. It's crazy. Wait, what was that? That just went viral like this week where a 16 year old killed someone. 19. 19.

His mom's like throwing up, she's so awful. And the cop goes, how you doing? He goes, you good? The kid's pretty chill. And he goes, you got something in your closet? I have a human head and hands. That's silly. Do you know who it belongs to?

Yeah, Glenn Warren or whatever. I know, because I killed him. Yeah, I murdered him. Why'd you do that? Like a cop, you know? He's whatever. I know, because I killed him. Yeah, I murdered him. Why'd you do that? Like a cop, you know? He's like, I wanted to see what it felt like to murder somebody. Oh, okay, well you had to take you.

We gotta get you out of that. We gotta get you out of that. He was cool, he's like, you mind sitting in the car? He's like, yeah, whatever. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's not gonna go well with you. You're a complete, you give birth to a complete fucking psycho.

Some days, huh, you know? I mean, holy shit. Sometimes the wires are all mixed up. Oh my God. Your a complete fucking side some days, you know, I mean, holy Sometimes the wires are all mixed up. Oh my god, and Jeffrey Dahmer, man. Your kid is Jeffrey Dahmer Yeah, sometimes I still love the shit. I love the hell out of his father loved him right to the end I remember that documentary. Yes father. Yeah. Well his father also had Memories of that like our fantasies of killing people his father I didn't know that passed down to my kid open the door and pass down to my kid. Yeah, cause he admitted to the, there's tape of it.

He admitted, he was like, I've had similar thoughts. No wonder he had so much empathy for your father. I think he was over there, it was more admiration of his kid, following through. He was like, the only difference is you're gay and you're going to hell. Yeah.

I wonder, I wonder, I wonder. Rodney Seppalski seems to think that we're gonna find mechanisms in the brain that we can then change. Yeah. Yeah, right. Because that is, there's no way that that is some kind of a strange connection wire where the, where killing people gets you off. So it's a sexual charge that they get.

Yeah. It's the same thing with, sorry, but nobody talks about this, but the psychological literature on men who dress in drag. Right. I know it's like Dove's ramp's rampant pedophilia, same thing. Rampant, rampant. I'm all over the place with it.

He's got galloping pedophilia. Galloping. But they're saying they're going to be able to fix it? Robert Zabowski is a behavioral scientist who says that they will eventually probably figure out in the brain

the wires that have been crossed or whatever it is and they'll be able to, because that. He's hoping that. So you know how people have cravings, right? So they have cravings for food, gambling. You know that Manjaro works on gambling, cravings? What's Manjaro? Oh, Ozempic.

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But I also think that that's gonna show up as being, there's a huge downside to Ozempic drugs that they don't know yet. Like what? Getting skinny and chubby? You know, they've been using it for a long time. That's true. They've been using it for a long time.

I know. But they've been using it for people that really needed it, not people that are just like, oh, I want to lose 10 pounds. I know. So that's why I wonder. That's what I'm saying, you don't realize, and you keep looking in the mirror and you keep losing weight,

so you get that skeletor face. Yeah, yeah. But they're using it for people. Yeah, but what's the alternative? Right. Yeah, listen, if you're 500 pounds, no, and then you need it, it's a medical reason. Imagine being 600 pounds addicted to gambling.

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because people are not eating as much. So you know, a lot of times just restricting your calories is really what's about what is. But they're also saying, because what you were saying before, that psychology is a science is not as old as other sciences, biology, whatever. So we just don't know enough yet, and we may learn, oh, if we just do a surgery and move this thing over here, then they no longer have whatever is wrong with them.

But there's an interesting question around how do you police these things. There was a cannibal cop story, you remember that? Cannibal cop? Cannibal cop. Oh, they're a great movie. They caught him online. New York City cop, they caught him online.

He had plans with another guy to kidnap and eat a woman. But they ended up throwing him off the force, but they didn't end up being able to successfully prosecute the guy because he never did it. It was in theory a thought crime. If I have a fantasy and I communicate with you about it. Oh, it says right there, look, thought crime is the case of the cannibal gob. Look at that, you nailed it.

Because he didn't execute it. He never just thought about it. So is it a crime? It's literally. Wasn't that Vanilla Sky's whole premise, the movie? Well, and there was another movie too, but this happened to a New York City cop, and so what I'm asking is whether or not

we know the wiring is there, when is the law broken? In this case. It's the same with like terrorists, right? When these kids showed signs, he was on the watch list. And the FBI's going, what do he wants to do? Yeah, he bought ISIS flag, should we just arrest him now? Like, am I his thought? It's a fascinating question. You want to pull them now like yeah, no, I mean my it's a fascinating question You want to pull them off the street, but if we pull them off, how long do we keep them locked away for?

What does it look like constitutionally? What does that say about your right to have a fantasy? You know, it's like how far along the line to actually kidnapping the chick and cooking her were you yeah, and Pretty worrisome some people have Definitely not kick them off the porch. Correct. You can't have them walking around with a gun. But some people have these fucked up fantasies, but it's a dicey situation because- Some people are just jerking off. That's right.

Some people. There are a lot of people that have these crazy fantasies. That's what the case is about. Can we arrest you for a thought crime? You can't really arrest someone for a thought crime. You can't. That's right. You can't.

But then the question is you have to wait until someone acts and then it might be too late, so you gotta, it's a delicate balance. That's what makes it so controversial. In a free society. Because our artists come up with weird shit, I mean you're always thinking, you have to verge into the perverse, you have to verge into the obscene,

you have to verge into the horror, the same way you have to verge, if you want to be, if you're a writer. But then the argument always is, whenever you hear about these people killing feels like oh all the signs were there I know one did anything you could argue both sides of that Abakoff one of the greatest writers of all time wrote Lolita, which was about About love nine-year-old girls, but we're nim fans. You can't arrest a guy

It's a tough one yeah, no,, it's when does it become a crime and when is it a fantasy? I mean, if your Google search history is all pedigree. Yeah. Well, see, then they'll talk to you. But that is illegal. Oh, that is illegal? See, that is illegal.

Yeah, yeah. Because if you have any porn on there, they'll get you. Yeah. But then how is it not illegal? But then why is it different? Because couldn't you just be like, oh, I'm not doing anything? I'm contributing towards the delinquency and abuse of a minor. If I'm an adult that has a fantasy and I'm communicating with you about killing someone,

we could be playing war games or whatever. But can't you say, At what point, if you have a child, Can't you argue that's the same thing? It's abuse. Nah, if you have a kid, that someone's, if this motherfucker's taking pictures of a child and I'm buying them from him, we're both scumbags and we both deserve to be locked up.

We're both different. So if this guy's murdering people. He's not murdering anybody. I'm just using another example. He's murdering people and I'm getting pictures of all the people he murdered because that's getting me off. You're going to jail, yeah.

Isn't that also, am I going to jail for that? That's also illegal I think. I think that's illegal. Yeah, I mean that's. Yeah, you go to jail. I would imagine that's also illegal. No, no, no, I'm not, but let's just say that's what's getting me off is I look up recipes for eating people.

No, no, if it's on the news and you see a picture of Paul Castellano murdered and you jerk off, that's up to you. You're not hurting anybody. If you're buying pictures from him of an underage kid, you're a fucking animal. All right, that's what I'm saying, but what if your whole search history,

it's a fun episode, by the way, is all fucking recipes to eating people. And that's all it is. You're good, you're fine. I think you're good. But it shouldn't be. Well, with garlic. You're right.

That's true. That's a good point, right? I'm not saying you should be problem free. As long as you're not eating whites, I think you're good. Yeah, yeah. Those people are watched. They flag that kind of shit all the time.

Those people are watched. Do they? I don't think they flag, we have so many bigger issues. Oh no, they flag that stuff. For eating people? There's all kinds of like divisions that will comb the internet. Supposedly by the way, human flesh tastes good.

Based on the- Tastes like pork. Based on what you like is what we register as tasty, human flesh is supposed to be good. That's why they used to call- Yeah, why wouldn't they? That's why they used to call human flesh what? I don't know.

Long pig. Long pig, oh. Long pig. Long pig they used to call human flesh what? I don't know. Long pig. Long pig, oh. Long pig. Long pig they used to call? Long pig. That's fascinating. I did hear that. Long pig is an old British expression

that's always been used for human flesh. And for the same name used for a lot of Dove's ex-girlfriends. Yeah, what a diss, long pig? Yeah. Machabourg long pig. Rob's harpooning me. Long pig. That's used as food. Human flesh used as food. In the-pounding me. Long Beach flesh uses food.

Human flesh uses food. In the mid-19th century. Wow, look at that. That's wild. How do you know that? Like how is that? I've actually heard that term. When you said it, I remember hearing that.

I go on cannibal.com sometimes. Let me explain. He has some recipes that make sense. Let me explain. We express and use the language of cannibal people of southwestern Pacific Rim. I had a friend who grew up in South Africa. It wasn't uncommon not that long ago to eat natives of South Africa.

That's not true. Hey, look at me. In the 1800s. Ralph, I swear to God that's not true. Let's Google it. You tell her. It said 1800. 1800. It's not that long ago. sure let's Google it. Tell her said 1800s 1800s Not that long ago. We could eat me where they were the Boers would eat the natives not the Boers

People would you talk about the tribes in South Africa? The Boers are the people whites who were there. They were the Dutch Boers and long more it means Cannibals of I mean, I don't doubt that there were candles were the animals 1864 I put it in South Africa but yeah in Kentucky of course there's cannibals but he said would the southern African whites eat no the tribe the answer is no I bet that's been happening I don't know if it's like I'm sure there are some people probably in South Africa look there's no meat that tastes better than human flesh look at that well that's from the cannibal. In cannibalism in Africa, they were at reported various parts of the continent ranging from

until the 21st century. All right, well, look at that. Well, the Native Americans, they had certain cannibalistic tribes. The tribes have always, people have always eaten people. Well, listen. Don't you get sick? Yes, you can get.

You get, so in Papua New Guinea, you want to hear something crazy? Pronounce that one more time. In Papua New Guinea you want to hear something crazy pronounce that one more Listen this so they do two things. Wait, did this you know is right by the way Some tribes will will roast and eat their dead relatives. So yes They leave it out and like becomes a gel. That's when it no, but that's when they got sick. This is the worst That's when they got crazy, but I could eat you without getting the brain But that's when they got sick. That's when they went crazy. But I could eat you without getting sick.

From the brain, right? Yes. They let the body putrefy on slats. It gets off jelly. Ugh. It drips in the buckets and you dip and sweep the tits. No, it's incredibly disgusting. It's incredibly disgusting, but that's distinct from it makes you sick.

It doesn't. You can eat a person and be okay. It's because they were doing it. You can't do that with it. They were doing it like alligator. Right, they're fresh. They were doing it like alligators. Yes.

They're letting it rot and then dipping their butt in it. Yes. Yes. But if you just get a nice filet of that hammy. No, they're letting it rot and then yes. Yes. Yes But if you just get a nice fillet of that hammy, you're good. You're good to go What are you talking about? You're gonna eat those reading muscle. I wouldn't eat the nervous system of a pig either backstrap I like a long pig stick Man can't have a long peg around here. Do me a favor. you gonna eat my backstrap? Let it hang for at least three weeks. No, sweet. That's gonna have to do it. Oh yeah, that's gonna be a pound.

You gotta pound it. Dude, you can't chew through that. That's a midnight long pig. That's a bull meat. That's a good pig. That's a late night long pig. It's bull meat, now it's Brian Cowan long pig. Yeah.

A lot of people eat horse, which I always found weird. I went out with a Kazakh girl. I went out with a girl in Kazakhstan. Oh, yeah. I had bear Yeah, that's something. Bear has to be well done. Yeah, in Estonia. Oh wow. Yeah, you had horse though No, I went out with a chick from Kazakhstan who asked me if I had ever eaten horse and it was sure she didn't say horse Stop thinking about yeah, exactly. No animal. Yeah, she had asked me and I just couldn't you know, you know We're to look at our indigenous to Kazak Yeah, you bring casual the Kazakhstan and where's a hums up from is it Kazakhstan? How much from Cheshna? No, not how homes are

Oh, I know I know you're talking about he just fought and looked human against the Irish kid shock off I've got shot. I've got shot. I'vekat. Shavkat. Shavkat. Shavkat. He goes, yeah, I ride horse, my favorite animal, then I'll eat my entire diet to be soft. He's from Kyrgyzstan, isn't he? Yeah, but that's the Asian steppe, and his lineage goes right to-

He's from Kazakhstan. His lineage goes right back to the great Mongols. Mongols, right? The great- They're studs, these guys are studs. You know, they were born, I mean, on the Asian steppe, who was Genghis Khan, Genghis Khan. Those kids grow up, those warriors grow up.

They were so good from horseback with bow and arrow that they would learn to shoot while all four of the horses' hooves were in the air for greater accuracy. Well, they also had the stirrup. They also, I believe, looked this up, invented the stirrup. Because aren't they the, looked this up, invented the stirrup. Because aren't they the first ones to tame the horse, to ride him? That's what changed the game?

Well, yes, but that's the other thing. But what was the other advantage they have in the desert? Big cocks? Drink the horse's blood. Sounds good. Drink the horse's blood. Drink the horse's blood so you go longer. What's up, man?

Drink the horse's blood. Did you say, Brian, that you did eat horse? There it is. Yes, I've eaten horse. It's rather delicious. Or the stirrup. The Asian stuff. The French eat horse's blood. It was good, B? That's great. I heard is. Yes, I've eaten horse. It's rather delicious. Or the Asian stuff. The French eat horse also.

It was good, B? That's great. I heard it's good. I heard it's like. And what you do is you take it and you dry it. You dry it. You dry it. I don't like dry meat.

But horse meat's great. Is it better in Long Beach or? It's not as good. Not as good as Long Beach. It's not as tasty. I ate raw whale once. That was weird in Iceland. Yeah, that's weird.

Did you? In Iceland? Blubber? Yeah, it was like, it was some, it wasn't, it's not illegal. They just serve it there. Beautiful women. Yeah, it was great. Iceland. Did you? In Iceland? Blubber? Yeah, it was like it was something, it wasn't illegal. They just serve it there. Beautiful women. Yeah, Iceland's wild.

Iceland's great. He doesn't like to travel. I'm with him. I want no part of it. I love to travel. I stay out of the airports. I get in my car. Same.

Hey, hey. I hate it. Fuck you. I love my car. Yeah, me too. My mother went to Italy, first class trip. She speaks Italian. She goes there,

she goes to Florence, and I said, how was it? Stay at this really nice hotel. She goes, you know, nowadays, nowadays, when you're in New York or you're in LA or anything, you can get food that's just as good. It's nice scenery. After a while, it's like shops, different language. You get it, you can get it.

Well, that's why I prefer not to go to big cities. I'd rather go to things off the beaten path that is not a city. You've been running in a bunch. I ran in 10 different countries, ran half marathons. Like in Iceland, in Portugal, in Ireland, in Scotland. Favorite city? Favorite country.

I'm weird, I'm not a superlatives person. I don't fucking favorite anything. I just, I don't know, favorite song, favorite color. I just like new experiences. Yeah, like with people, you go that way with people. Yeah. And also with genders, because he's not just into gals. I'm open.

Yeah, he likes new experiences. All the long pig Jack they call him. Likes a new experience. He's been long pigged, but never eaten a human. Just been long pigged. Long pigged Jack. Yeah. That's right. that's right that's right

um it'd be funny if we just end the podcast with total silence that would be a good way to do it like the way this pranos they just yeah they just shut it down yeah you a football fan you don't want I'm not a sports guy at all there's no sport I follow sports dude I'm a puss I get it are we gonna get are we gonna get a Crawford Canelo situation I mean it all. There's no sport I follow. I'm a sports dude. I'm a puss. I get it. Are we going to get, are we going to get a Crawford Canelo situation? I mean, it sounds like it's getting done. I mean, I don't know.

I feel like rough fight for Canelo. Yeah. Rough fights for Canelo. He's a lot, he's a lot bigger. Listen, you saw Crawford against that Russian. He looked very human. Look human. And all he did was move up to 54.

Canelo has been campaigning as high as 75. I mean you're talking about a guy who's used to that weight I don't see it's own. I don't see it as tough as the average per a as for Crawford I I don't I see Crawford losing that fight Yeah, that's could he do it sure he could do it to ask of Crawford Listen, he just got it that That Russian dude that he fought, he did not look like a world-beater against his last opponent, Crawford. And now you're gonna move up two weight classes

to fight the king at 75? That Russian kid was a killer, huh? That Russian kid was a herky-jerky, awkward fighter who was real tough and only had 11 professional fights, by the way. Made Crawford look straight human. Yeah. What weight class is this?

He wanted the belt, he wanted the 54 belt. He was at 54. Dove, what weight class is this? Well, Crawford, straight human. He wanted the belt, he wanted the 54 belt. He was at 54. Duff, what weight class is this? Well, Crawford, well, is at 47, but they're talking about going, he's talking about jumping two weight classes. Canelo, I guess, would come down one weight class, but you know, anyway.

It's a lot, right? Yeah. It'd be great for the sport. Oh, it'd be a lot of fun for the sport. Canelo's also getting a lot older too though, you know? He's older, no doubt. No, they're both getting older. You think Usyk is the best fighter to put...

Usyk is an all-time heavyweight at this point. All-time great. All-time. He's an all-time heavyweight, and by the way, I think in the amateurs he was 75, then he had the crown at 96, cruiserweight, and then that motherfucker cleared out heavyweight and he's a small dude.

He's a small dude, man. And some of that is like just muscle weight he put on like Holyfield. Dove, how do you feel about, have you heard Conor McGregor and Logan Paul are fighting in India? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Four 50 mil each.

Jesus. Yeah, no, I heard that. I mean, I heard it's a rumor in India. It's boxing though, right? It's gotta be boxing. I don't know. Listen, one, we could that. I mean, I heard it's a rumor. What? In India? It's boxing though, right? It's gotta be boxing. I don't know.

Listen, one, we could talk about the value of money. After a while, the incremental value, the first million, the first whatever, excellent. I can send my kid to school. I'm safe. I can get after that. After that, it's just a story. There's no incremental value. Their lives don't change.

The utility value of dollars collapsed. People are real confused by this. Once you have enough to do some cool shit and get away and you're not oppressed by the bills and the man, the white man. No, but once that's the case, the incremental value of money, Warren Buffett, there's no change in life if you make another billion.

It's just he loves the business. He loves doing the thing. Well, it's like figuring out a puzzle or something. So, you know, after a while, it's just a game. I can still, you know, I's like figuring out a puzzle or something. Yeah, it's a game. You know, after a while, it's just a game. I can still, you know, I still have to work for money. But I think it's, if you don't. The reason why I'm like, all right, I'm down with this is because.

And India would be paying it, correct? India's paying it because they want to become a big hub. Because it's a spectacle and they want to be a tourist hub. What better way to let the world know that you're a good place to hang out than have something that gets four billion eyeballs. And then also, but also think, you know, one can to compete with Saudi Arabia who's become this pinnacle of boxing and sports. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they want to compete with that but then also- It's keeping boxing alive by the way. How fucking is it? But those guys- Without oil money boxing. Yeah, it's slave money, whatever. We're getting the matchups one day. But why it's smart for the UFC is because the UFC is going to be heavily involved on

the Conor side. They have to be. Right. Oh yeah, just like the Mayweather fight. Yes UFC is because the UFC is gonna be heavy heavily involved on the Connor side. They're right Oh, yeah, just like the man with all right. Yes, just like they were the money off that but then if you have see thing about this Connors come from all those allegations lost in the Civil Court. Yes, it's damaged. Yes damage good right now Well, that's what I'm away from nothing makes all that go away for a fighter like an answer. You have a fight No, you see he's going. going, oh yeah, go do that, have people forget about all this bullshit, and you still owe us two more fights. Excellent.

So like, go take the hit over there, let them all go away, and we'll fight you at the end of next year. Oh, it makes sense. It's a win-win for the UFC. As someone who knows nothing about boxing, it just seems like every big boxing fight is a spectacle fight now.

It feels like when we watch Rocky fight Thunderlips. It doesn't feel is a spectacle fight now like these like it feels like when we watch rocky fight Draw the under lips. Well, you know, it doesn't feel like a real fight It's just to get there are real lights, but you have to follow boxing in order to know when not at that magnitude They're not at the tights or whatever. That's right Davis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you you've got on You've got the El Salvadorian kid kid I'm losing his name right now the one who beat dumb or beat the Russians funny. I've been falling closely enough Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know why I'm forgetting his name, but he you he can go up away class They're they're keeping him reasonably protected. He's in Javante Davis hasn't fought killers. No

I'm not saying he's not a killer. He's a killer and he's a killer who's not a fighting show But he has been so what what better way to go? I'm Garcia fight for him. You're like, yeah I mean, of course he was gonna win that fight. I Was surprised Garcia beat beat Devin the beat them. Hey, I mean did work to did work beat him up He didn't disappoint me beat him up. Mm-hmm. He didn't ask for me beat him up Yeah, yeah How about um? Brian just don't do random boxers

Yeah, that Joe Lewis didn't have it easy Joe Lose and I'll tell you something about Jack Johnson They didn't even want him in the stadium. He had to go in the back. Had to come in the back. Is that Tommy Morrison? Is he fighting against? Aids? Was he begging guys or was it another thing? It was Brian Cheyne and he was like, they were giving him time. David Benavides. The Mexican monster? That nickname is not fake. That nickname is real. He's a monster.

But to Canelo's point, he's like, hold on, hon. You got to pay me $200 million to fight him. Everyone's like, oh, you're just ducking him. He's like, I'm not ducking him. They call him the monster for a reason. He's like, oh, you're just ducking him. He's like, I'm not ducking him. Yeah. They call him the monster for a reason. But you want me to risk, he's this killer, young lion. Yeah, young lion. I'm the name. I've done my work.

I'm one of the greatest of all time. In order to fight him, I need 200 million. The leverage is all his. Now the problem now is Saudis can go, okay. Yeah, they might actually, the problem is they might ask someone that Turkey might actually pay him. Yeah, that's the problem. That's where he was like, I a throw this initially is like I'm safe

I'm just gonna ask for some crazy shit, and then there's some dude in Saudi Arabia going okay. Don't say you don't I'd like to see that fight. I have 50 billion dollars. I love I yeah now It's good and bad like it's it's fun is there's also talk about my problem with being in India being in Saudi Arabia There's no atmosphere. there's no fan base. I don't know if you look at the crowd. They're quiet. They don't give a fuck. No, no, they're quiet.

They're there to see the chic or whatever the fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing. They almost look like they have to be there. Yeah. They were like, I'll pay 500 bucks for a ticket, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity. They're like, the king says I need to be here.

That's the bummer. That's the Corey Feldman concert. Yeah. That's the bummer. That's the bummer. There's no atmosphere now. You see this Corey Feldman guy? What happens in fucking Hollywood if you stay there too long, if you hang out in those denizens too long, wacky ass. But it's not just that, it's also not surrounding yourself with anyone that's being honest with you. Right, but that's easier to do in Hollywood than other places.

Because everyone's all wacky like no he's being honest with you. Right, but that's easier to do in Hollywood than other places. Because everyone's all wacky, like, no, he's being creative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody said to him, you gotta dial this back. With weird hair and tell people stories about him. See what happens. Yeah, tell stories from the goonies. Yeah.

Tell your fucking goonies now, so the kids I went to high school with see what happens. How is he funding it? You're punching your fucking mouth. How the fuck does he fund all this? So Limp Bizkit. They brought him out on tour. Fred, They brought him out on tour.

Fred Durst brought him out on tour, as kind of a joke. Yeah, but prior to that. Because it was called something like the worst tour of all time. Yeah. And then Corey Feldman's like, I'll do it. Right, the losers tour or something like that.

Yeah, the losers tour. But I think he was doing it like as a joke, but Corey Feldman's like, oh, this is my shot. This is me. And he's serious. Yeah. I haven't seen him, can I see him too? I am a better singer.

Here's, here's, here's just play, yeah, go ahead and play where he's jamming on the guitar. Here, I just sent you one. He's on Instagram all over. You know what's funny is that he and Big Jay, my old co-host, had some sort of weird rivalry on Jay's Sirius XM show, Bonfire,

and for his birthday, because he hates Big Jay, because Jay shits on him a lot, right? And I used cameo. A long list of people he hates, Jay because Jay shits on him a lot right yeah and I use cameo to people he hates he hates people that shit on him but I use cameo to get him to get Corey Feldman to wish Jay a happy birthday but wrote it in a way that he didn't like happy birthday big guy and like all these like you know Jay I know you're gonna be around the bonfire like I worded it in a way so I got Corey to send him a birthday message. That's great. And he had no idea and he did. Oh, that's great. Oh, let me see this.

He's a sweet guy. I don't know. I'm not sure. But he's just out of his mind. I mean, watch this. I mean, he's pretty awesome. I'm in already. That's...

That's wild. It's awesome. All your life You've been waiting for this moment to be free It's awesome But I'm pushing you down Oh, okay. So is he sort of delusional? Sort of. I'm not saying he's not a nice guy. Here's my thing.

He believes that's it. Is someone paying him to do this? I don't know. Clearly the movie's dried up. Find him, is he making money? No, find him. He spent his last nickel when you were 14 years old. That guy spent his last dollar.

What are you talking about? Dry it up. Dry it up. You told me he's not a billionaire for Blossom Boys? When did my grandmother lose her virginity? That's what his mother tried. This is my company right now. He's not a billionaire for being the third lead

in Blossom Boys? Yeah, my great grandmother had a first place. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. It's a hell of an outfit. Watch this. Watch this.

Watch this. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's great. Wow. Yeah, he's crazy. Yeah. It's sad.

It's sad. It's sad. It's sad. It's sad. It's sad. It's sad. It's great. Wow. Yeah, he's crazy. It's sad. If he weren't- He's moving his mouth like a fish. I don't mean to make fun of this guy.

I don't mean- No, you can't even make fun of him. Yeah, I'm not trying to make fun of him. This is my only question. I don't know if we can find out. Is he making money? Like, are people paying to do this? Then do you, young king-

He sold out Wembley Stadium six times? Wembley up right. Yeah, I have it on good authority. I mean guy had another 20 IQ points He'd be in a cabin in the woods sending letter bonds. I Mean what he is doing is everybody talks about him. So he's doing some right videotaping Yeah, I gotta mark this part of my life here. Or he's doing something so wrong, everybody's talking about. Right, but that's what he wants. Yeah, because I know the Fred Durst thing, he brought him out and it was like the Losers Tour.

It was kind of like making fun of himself and everybody, but they say Corey Feldman's just taking it way too serious. He's not in on the joke. No, he's like, hey boys, we're back on tour. No, the guy's not in on the joke. It'd be like inviting Ralph to a dinner for straight guys. Yeah, I would definitely. He's talking about top football.

And he's talking sports with all of us straight guys. Corey's shirt is off too. I mean, he's got to be over my age. See, that's Fred Durst right there. I mean, he's not playing anything of any sort of semblance. No, he's like mocking Eddie Van Halen's hand movements or something. But it's not actual scales or anything. Oh, he's going mad. I could do that and I can't play the piano.

Yeah, I can handle that. He's doing it all right. Yeah, yeah. Fred Durst is in on the joke. It's all good, man. He's a sweet person. As long as he's happy, he's making money. I don't give a fuck. I don't know if any of that's going on. But I like what you're saying.

But he seems like a sweet soul. But again, if you were going to buy tickets, who are we to be? But I would say, in life, if everyone's in, if you have a delusional sexual fantasies, like Dove, and the other person is in on it, then that's fine. But if we're all in on something that he's not in on, then I feel bad about it. He said, I get a lot of hate, he said, but you know, a lot of innovative ground breakers got hate in the beginning.

Innovative ground breaker. Yeah, but 40 years into it. So he's Steve Jobs. That's what he's Jimmy Hendrix. Exactly. Turn that door upside down. You're Hendrix, pal. By the way, if I did that, my friends, like you guys, would say, hey, Brian, we have to talk. Right.

But you gotta talk. That's what it should be Hendrix. Exactly, yeah, turn that guitar upside down. You're Hendrix, pal. By the way, if I did that, my friends, like you guys, would say, hey, Brian, we have to talk. Brian, we gotta talk. Yeah. This is not. That's what I'm saying. He has nobody in his life that's being honest with him. If I wear the wrong pants, you're like, hey, this is too tight

for your age. But to him, he's like, listen, everyone's going to make fun of us, but at least we're on tour, at least we're performing. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. But do you think that he watches him singing Blackbird, he walks to the back and goes, fuck, I nailed that.

Do you think he is? I think he's fine, he says, I got some work to do. If he is, he's crazy, and then it's even less funny if you're legitimately insane. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to understand. That is sad. If that guy believes it, he's insane. Or if he's like, dude, this is hilarious.

It's how you, if he's like, dude, he's got bad obscenity. Yeah, and these idiots are eating up. Then the joke's on us. I love his, that's the vibe of me. And they talked idiots are eating up. And they talked about me for 20 minutes. I don't think he does. That's what I'm saying. I think it's a Hollywood actor kid syndrome thing. There's no doubt in my mind that that's the case. I wish him well, but. Listen, there's an antidote to all of this. If you surround yourself with people that tell, that look at you and go, what the fuck are you doing? You'll never go that far out on the continuum. Then you could also argue if you do that, you'll never be super creative because people are always shoving you down. No, no, no, no, no.

So there's somewhere in between that. A good friend doesn't necessarily shut down. He's in his mid-40s. No, yeah. That's the thing. Like if he's 21, I'm like, yeah. But let me play devil's advocate. A lot of famous people that didn't make it.

I'm talking about friends that aren't supportive. I'm talking about a delusional kid that nobody goes. But it was all because they didn't make it until they were 50, that they were doing it. Great creativity, great creativity comes from a pressure cooker. I'm talking about friends that aren't supportive. I'm talking about a delusional kid that nobody goes. Great creativity comes from a pressure cooker. You cannot be a great stand-up. You cannot without feeling that. Morgan Freeman, let's use him.

I don't think his first big actor was until he was 50. That has nothing to do with what we're talking about. Because Morgan Freeman had talent, right? Right, but maybe all along that path, if people were telling him, dude, you're going nowhere with this. No, you're right. Corey Haim should be. Corey Thelma Haim is dead yeah both of

them we should all support I'm not saying that I'm just saying that there is a balance no I should never say hey Corey you're not that good at guitar cuz Ralph told me it's not polite get the fuck out of here. I'm not saying that he sucks I'm saying that maybe if you stifle people all the time yeah like Mr. Negative over be who shits on New York Being honest is not something in between is what I'm saying No, if you write a short story and somebody says it's not a story yet Yes And the reason it's not a story is explained and this is why then that's called that's called educating yourself in the form

Wally Wokeness wants me to give this guy a pass He's just fucking shitting on everybody Everybody, one delusional attitude. And New York City, all of New York. My only thing I backed up on this is he's not, if he was a young kid, I'm like, dude, you're gonna get away with worse. Yeah, but then again, I'm gonna use the Morgan Freeman

anecdote, he didn't make it till he was 15. Morgan Freeman had real talent. That guy can't play the guitar. Morgan Freeman was a talent, but who knew? Even at 20, even at 20, you would go, he doesn't have talent. Of course you would. I know, I'm just, of course you would. But if he's like, I just started, I've only had it for three months, he doesn't have to. Of course you would. I know. Of course you would.

If he's like, I just started, I've only had it for three months, I just want stage time. You're like, yeah, that's the only way you can get good. But if you're 45. But take off the reflective blazer before you go on, my friend. That I'll agree with. My friend's kid showed me a video of his daughter

singing at 16, or maybe 15. And I went like this. go she's good and my friend goes no she's not yeah I do all time with with little league baseball this that a fine line do my kids the next name a child I'm like which one he's like the third base family you you know about the short fat Mexican cat? That cat over there? There's a few things with genetics that have to do with it. Yeah. No, no, no.

But Ralph on the other hand, he would have asked for the kid's autograph. Ralph's over there like, yeah, I got to get his autograph. He is great. You're right. And I have the autograph and then it's worth something in 30 years. Yeah. Well, we forget it all out. Dreamers. Yeah, we forget it all out. Dreamers.

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Okay. A lot of fans thought it was, because I know that Sylvester Stallone hinted there might have been one, like a year or two ago, but this is the fake Rocky trailer that everyone thinks is real. Oh, this is great. Is it all AI?

A lot of it's AI. I'm sure. I'm sure. Is it all AI? A lot of it's at heart. Time for you to think. Sometimes to move forward you have to go. That's not him talking. It's awful.

Rocky Six, he fights a trans. Yeah. Yeah. Enemies can become allies. The new enemy shows no mercy. That's so AI. Wow, that looks great. I wanna see this. Against each other. The new enemy shows no mercy. That's so AI. Wow, that looks great.

I want to see this. Just against each other. Brian. That looks terrible. I want to see that so bad. Brian seriously, you know, he's older, he got fooled by AI. He comes in and goes, dude, how about Conor McGregor and that Popeye movie? I went, yeah.

Yeah. No, but this AI, I mean, think about that to the early iteration. Two years from now, you won't be able to tell whether or not they're real people, right? There's gonna be a whole other subset of jobs of deciphering if something is or isn't AI. Oh yeah, you're gonna need it.

There'll be warning labels on it. And then I think it's gonna bring back live theater, and there's gonna be a promotional item that says no AI used in this script. Like I think that's what's gonna happen. I think we're gonna realize that this is AI. I said it. Wait, we're in a simulation, Brian?

Oh, you're going deep, huh? Yeah, I go deep, dude. We started with a light conspiracy, now you're going. I've changed, I've changed. Yeah, I'm different now, yeah. I'm into theoretical math. Keep going. No, no, no, tell me more about theoretical math.

So when you take that. Because I don't think you really know what you're talking about. I'll tell you what's good for theoretical math. Rogan tried telling us that. He's like, you and I must think we're in a simulation. I went, Joe, only billionaires say that. Because a lady with four kids working at McDonald's doesn't think we're in a simulation. Billionaires.

Guys working on his car. I see him under the hood. I'm sure he's not doing that in a simulation. Billionaires and people that drink Magic Mind. Oh. They think we're in a simulation. You've got to stay focused. I've never tried it. All right. Try it. There's some people that drink magic mind I've never tried it. All right, try it. It's it's great. So it will increase your focus. It's got Masha T I already 100 and two percent. It's got all kinds of stuff. It's great It's all it's all it's all natural great stuff, but I we do it all I just had one

I just literally drank my do three. Can you OD on Magic Mine or one's good? If you could, I would. Don't do it for your man. If you could, he'd be dead so it's pretty safe. They've got a sleep shot but this is the focus shot and it's great. It goes great with coffee. So the guy who invented it basically was he had a heart thing and he couldn't drink as much caffeine. So he literally spent six years with all these guys. T's great. It's a big drink. I know. I got like coming out with ice. Does that caffeine coming out with some stuff? Very little from the match. Yeah. Matcha has caffeine in it, right? Yeah. That's great. You're afraid. Look at you.

Me? Yeah. Well, I'm why are you afraid? Very sensitive. I'm a post. I do nothing. I'm with Ralph a little bit too. Like your sales pitch, he doesn't know us that well. This is all a ploy to get me roofied and get me raped. I'm with Ralph a little bit too, like your sales pitch, he doesn't know us that well. He's given a green. This is all a ploy to get me roof-eaten, get me raped. I don't know. It's various mushrooms. Bring up the...

This is all a plot to eat this long. Hey. It's a long pig plot. Yeah, the longest pig. The longest pig in the room. I can feed the whole studio for a month. I can sniff it and take a little pig to sit. Oh, I should take it to just a whole shot?

The whole thing. Okay, I'll drink the whole thing right now. It's a shot. I brought the shot here, dig a little big six. Oh, I should take it, just a whole shot? The whole thing. Okay, I'll drink the whole thing right now. It's a shot. Pure bottle of beer here, man. I'm gonna drink a shot. Yeah. Builds mental resilience, let's go. Ralph thought this was gonna knock him out,

but instead it's gonna increase my... Ralph, you won't even, trust me, it's like drinking... You know, so by the way, so in my life I never did any drugs, right? It's not a drug. I know that, well there is a drug, it is a drug, caffeine's a drug. You did cocaine on air.

But I, on the show, once a year I tried a drug. And heroin. To see what it was like. You did heroin? I know that well there is a dreaded drug cocaine on air, but I Once a year I tried a drug heroin see what it's like you did heroin I know I did a crystal meth but by accident I did Molly I did mushrooms cocaine all once all never again hated all the crystal meth I was up for three days to clean my whole house Yeah, well, this is not like crystal meth. This is just in It's not but I like how we So the difference is. He was sucking down a grandma. I was sucking who?

No, no, grandma meth. You do an energy drink, you can get jittery. He's like, no, I can't, I did crystal meth. Yeah. That'll make you alert. Like those drinks that make you jittery, too much caffeine, that's designed to make you alert. Because by the way, Mottra releases in your system

slower than regular coffee. That I know. It's great. Don't pressure a man to take it. It's actually good for you. You didn't like the cocaine either? Hated it all. Did it all once, hated it all.

The last one we did was Whippets with TJ Miller. How's that? Whippets. And I like those because those last five seconds. Yeah. Whippets are nasty. You know what my drug is? No bullshit.

Cigars. Don't say something gay. Oh, okay. Nicotine. I thought you were going to be like, happiness. I love it. I thought he. Don't say something gay. Oh, okay. Nicotine. I thought you were going to be like happiness and being awesome. I thought he was going to say his kid. I thought he was going to say his kid. Reading spiritual pamphlets. Gay.

Dude, my happiness comes from Jesus Christ. Can I be? Yeah, you don't want to... The Almighty? I fantasize about long pegs a lot, but never did it. My new drug for all bullshit aside is giving. Long pegs. Giving.

Wait, you give too much? That's your new drug? You can't stop giving. It it hurts but it's a good hurt I tell you that when it comes to a secret santa gift. Oh Got my gift. That's true. First thing I said to both you is like, this is my wife. Go ahead All right, what do you got chin? This one is kind of we might be getting ahead of something but there's this new mystery disease outbreak in China And there's all these videos of the hospitals

being overwhelmed. Here we go. People are getting nervous again. It's also China where they always wear masks. Yeah, but apparently people are like comparing this to COVID, but you know, they're coming out and saying it's blue. Nice try Fauci. Yeah.

I'm not gonna fall for that again, bud. Well, they keep messing around with all these different things in labs. It's not surprising. Yeah, something's bound to get out of some boy. It comes out of labs. I don't know if you guys know that. How dare you accuse a lab leak. Oh, sorry.

It was a wet market. Sorry, I hate to be rude. Look at this. No, but for a while, you weren't allowed to say it may have come from a lab. I know you were banned. You were banned on YouTube. Imagine that. Imagine that.

Imagine that. Like legit doctors like it's actually leaked from a lab and they lost their YouTube channels. These assholes, these woke assholes, this power structure that did this. Gaslighting us the whole time, just a regular Americans. It's not a left or right thing. It's a power thing. No one has any trust in the government now, so when there's an actual reason to be concerned, people, they fucked us. And that deep fake AI is coming in.

How would you ever now create a verifiable trusted news source that's not possible? Listen, the only publication that is not in crisis, and that's why we started finding the kid, is the New York Times. And that's because- Wait, what'd you say? So the only publication not in financial crisis is the New York Times, not because's because people- Wait, what'd you say? So the only publication not in financial crisis is the New York Times, not because people read it. They have their issues too though.

Not because people read it because they love the puzzles. Yes. But overall, the New York Times is, but I'm talking about- I thought you were saying like legit. No, the LA Times. The LA Times. Editorials in the New York Times?

You never know with this guy, man. No, no, no. Ralph jacks off to those editorials. Yes. The LA Times, the Washington Post, I Post, you name it, a disaster. Yeah, but old school news sources are going to be having financial crisis. Part of it is because they are reporting about a world that none of us actually see. Yeah, but nobody gives a fuck about that platform anymore.

Yeah, I think that media in general is screwed. Yeah, I mean old magazines are in crisis. They're the known of them doing well either. I I took my son a comic book store the other day talk about a fucking throwback No, there's a bunch of nerds in there. It was cool. My kid goes to like a store with comics and Pokemon and stuff Yeah, we went in there. I'm cool. I was trying to show them the comics. I had yeah boy some comics. It's different Yeah, my real different. Yeah, it's different. Yeah I bought him some comics. It's different. Real different.

Yeah, it's different. Comics were under. Now they wear dresses and shit because of me. Well, they tried to have a couple gay superheroes and none of the teenage boys bought it. Peep this out. So I posted this. My favorite characters were Bloodshot and Lobo.

Lobo was like this badass, kind of looked like a Hells Angel. But Moe was playing him now, you heard that, right? Yeah, hopefully he'd do it right. So my son's into Lobo, because he's into all the stuff I was as a kid, this is his new thing. So I'd say, I'm going to take you to Comic Book store,

I'm going to show you Lobo. Are you going to eat Lobo? He goes, I only have this. So that's what I grew up as a kid, right? That bad ass Lobo. Go to the next one. Look at the woke fucking Ralph. Look what we got.

Holy shit. Oh, that's sad. Oh my God. He did cut a hat off. He's more spelt, he's got a more athletic body, if's sad. Oh my god. Look at that. He did cut a hat off. He's more svelte. He's got a more athletic body, if I may. By the way, as a gay man, that one's more my type. I was going to say.

But what I heard is they did that. He looks like a queen, like a leather queen. And there was such a revolt that they switched back. Apparently, this was from 2014, 15. And the fan base was so upset, they're like, oh, our bad. And then went back to the old school logo. You know what Xi Jinping did in China? He said he made it illegal to put effeminate men

on television. He didn't want children looking up. Oh, I love it. He didn't want children looking up. There's lots of things about that. And you know who else? Well, a lot of men have been raised only by women in this country, only.

And taught that masculinity is toxic and dangerous. These men who grow up having to suppress all their impulses of aggression and competitiveness. Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. You're coming in, so you walk around with a trench coat and freak out one day. Yeah. Look at that guy, huh?

That guy looks pretty badass. Yeah, Lobo's badass. Yeah, Jason Momoa's doing the... I just heard that he just signed on to do it. He's good for that. He actually, when he first went to DC and they told him he was reading for a role, he thought it was for Lobo and ended up being Aquaman. That's pretty cool, Zach.

Yeah, and now he's doing it. I paid a lot of money for that. I never heard of Lobo, man. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. He fights Superman once in a while, too. Yeah, he's great. Lobo's great.

Bloodshot. You just said that you're addicted to cigars. I've never seen you smoke a cigar in your entire life. I only see him do it once. I only do it on Rogan. No, you. I've never seen you smoke cigars. It's a new thing. I'm really into it. No, you're not no I'm I like a cigar once it'll let me do I'll tell you that I tried nicotine like I always do my boy George Danko came to see my show in in in

Phoenix and he has a cigar lounge and I went there and they hooked me up with some of his favorite cigar. Yeah I'm getting a part where I can very meditative between wow great some of his favorite cigars. I'm getting up where I can tell the difference between the great cigar, like the way it tastes, and I'm obsessed. Do you wake up the next morning with that, it smells like cat shit in your mouth though? That's the problem. Yeah, that's the problem. You should have a magic mind afterwards,

to kind of level you out. My son's like, you smell terrible. Yeah, the smell's tough in your mouth, it's awful. By the way, no surprise here, I've never tried a cigar in my life. They're nice. You should just smoke one on air, it'd be funny. Oh, I'm sure I'd get sick from it. I've never tried a cigar in my life. They're nice I smoke one on air be fun. Oh, I'm sure I get sick one I've never even I had a cigarette once when I was like eight years old my grandfather made me smoke a cigarette

Yeah, but that's it never other than that. I'm such a puss But you're not a push you'll try you'll try anything you're actually very ballsy in some way I did crystal meth on air these two hot shots never did that that do I hated it hated it all I'm not made for drugs But it was you know show was called sex drugs and rock and two hot shots never did that. That's new. I hated it. I hated it all. I'm not made for drugs, but it was, you know, show was called Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll and I never did a drug. I feel like you had to do it more than once to get the- Plus you shouldn't do it on air trying to do a show.

That's for sure also. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard Nikki Glaser crushed it. Yes she did. Yeah, I heard she did. I heard her roast, they weren't mean, they were like fun. Yeah, no, her roasts were super fun. She's great.

Everybody, like, she went hard a little bit at Timothee Chalamet, but like roasts were super fun. She's great. Everybody, like she went hard a little bit at Timothee Chalamet, but like it was super lighthearted. He's great. I fucking love that. I like that whole Adam Sandler bit. Yeah, the Adam Sandler bit. Like that was really good. And she said this one thing where she's like,

just to remember you guys, like the point is not winning. The point is making art. Like, so if you don't win tonight, that's okay. Cause you're really only doing all this to start your own tequila brand anyway. And yeah, she crushed it. I thought she did great She looks great, but she's been it's just my matter of time for she blew up like came out all the rows She did she was good on Howard Stern on I think on the Tony Hinchcliffe on the roast of Tom Brady I thought she was the highlight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She had great. Yeah

of Tom Brady, I thought she was the highlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She looks great. Yeah. Well, you know, you throw on enough makeup, but you know. I didn't know this, but apparently last night at the, what was it, Golden Globes, Demi Moore won her first ever award for acting.

Oh, that's interesting. I didn't see that movie, though. And look at how good she looks. You know what, Landman, she's on Landman. It was Substance? I looked at my wife and went- The Substance. The Substance, the one that,

supposedly get very gory at the end. Supposedly it's a hard watch. I haven't seen it. She's great on land, man. I look at my wife, when she's over 60. Yeah. Yeah. For a long time, obviously a lot of work done, but she looks good. Yeah. Yeah. Close to that. I don't know. Yeah. Some work done. Cause that looks great. Yeah. Some fillers and shit. She's fighting for the time.

I just did a little watch this. When I would, don't get crazy. fillers and shit. She's fighting for her time. She's winning. You're gonna peel the back, right? If I just did a little, watch this. Don't get crazy. Let me see, hold on. I just want to go to Turkey. I swear to God, I swear to God, I feel happier. And I'm not sure if I feel happier. You feel happier?

Hold on, hold on. I can't see your face making expressions. I see better, I'll tell you that. Just walk around like that. You don't think I'd look a little better like this? No, there's nothing weird about that. Nothing weird. There's nothing funnier than a comedian who starts taking himself real serious

And gets his eyes done you fucking weirdo I want to up my physical wall Yeah, yeah, if you want to be unfunny overnight after after a lifetime of funny do that do that I could come in like this trying to try to keep it's a little bit with Brent. Did you have anything done? Now what are you talking about a lot of sleep last night? Yeah, dude You're well, we get your lids done. You came and do the show the next week And yeah, he looked like a raccoon just to black guys. What the fuck? Yeah, look I could see somebody got a little whatever Yeah, I take hair pills. That's the only thing I do

And I'm gonna look fucking I don't think you're ever gonna do it, B. No. You're fighting father time and you're down 10-8, bud. 10-8. Yeah, there it is. Oh my god. Yep. I look great. Well, I made a big difference. Thank God Brian count. Which is the before, which is the after? I don't know, my face gets more oblong.

That's when I was like the craziest. Is there a way to shrink your nose? There he is after the surgery. He looked really confused by it there. Yeah, it was shocking. He left the glasses on top of your head though. It didn't hurt. I'm not gonna come in and,

I'm not gonna keep it. I went to a plastic surgeon one time and I said, like sort of a love handle thing that no matter what I do, it won't go away. And the guy said, there's nothing you can do. You blame your parents. It's your bone structure. He goes, you're going to be disappointed

if I do anything here. Cause that's great that he said that to you. Yeah. Most guys buy William Figgs. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. No, this guy was honest. I, uh, I fucking just can't put weight on it. There's this, uh, company I was, except for my cock, which seems to gain 16 pounds.

It's gotten actually thicker and lighter. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm sorry. What did you say about the weight? We're talking about there's a company. No, no, but your piece, remember that joke yet? That your brother said that he gains weight. Oh yeah, yeah, I say, he says that he's 160,

but he's 170 when he's excited. Yeah, 170 when he's excited, which makes no sense. Yeah, let me write that down. But it's funny. Right, right, wait, no, you can't steal that. No, that's his brother's big thing. We shoot him a special next week. I'm gonna use it.

I'm gonna open my screen with that. What else you got? I got two more for you guys. So we touched on this quickly, but Justin Trudeau is resigning. No! He's been crushing it. Yeah.

Aw. He's got a 26%... Guess who loves Trudeau? I know nothing about it. I really don't know much about world politics, I'll be honest with you. Well, they're just to our north. And he's easy.

You're a real Trudeau fan boy. Trudeau's got to take time. He's trans. He's a trans. With Castro's son, yeah. How long has he been? You've seen that side by side comparison? We've done it multiple times on this show.

How long has he been running Prime Minister Canada? Seems like my entire- Long time. Yeah, doesn't it seem like forever? Has it been seven years? He's the absolute worst. He's the biggest cuck of the world leaders. He's a straight up cuck.

Well, what's-her-name runs the country. He was just chosen as a fucking figurehead. But it, because also, I'm curious, how much time did he have left anyway? He can't be infinitely long Prime Minister, right? He was just, no one likes him. He just sucked. The position does not have set term limits.

Christine, what's her name? Christine, the real person who runs Canada is, fuck is her name. Nearly 10 year Premiership. Wow. Good riddance. Because each term is, I think, seven years or something. Wow.

Yeah, seven. Hey, can you bring up just for Dove, a side by side of Trudeau, Justin Trudeau and- Young and Castro Young, it's his son. It's pretty wild. I'm not the biggest conspiracy guy, but this one's a shoe. This one's a tough one.

There's JFK and there's this. Wow, look at that, huh? Soak it in, gentlemen. That's wild. And his mom hung out with him all the time. Did she? All the time, yeah. Get a better one.

But at least Castro was fighting against these crooked landowners. Look at that. You had a book on Castro. He was pretty wild. I did. He was a great baseball player. He was one of the most charismatic orators

in the history of politics. But he was a socialist, but he was reacting to, you know, he went to Mexico early on, came back and took over the country. He was a wild, Castro was a... Badass. Yeah, yeah, listen, wrong political philosophy, but he was a real... Terrible facial. He was something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he wasn't a complete... Not a great beard. But he wasn't like Stalin. He wasn't like... No. No, no, no, not at all. No. No, no, no, no, Gabriel Garcia Marquez was one of his closest

friends, like he would send him his manuscripts and stuff. Really? Yeah, yeah, but, you know, I mean, Trudeau grew up in politics, wasn't his father, didn't his father run the country? Pierre Trudeau. Yeah, whereas Castro was reacting to crooked landowners who would fuck people over, these dictators.

Yeah, these... It was very different. Trudeau came, it was already a liberal country. So that's Trudeau as a little boy there. So his mom spent like years with him. Yeah. Hold on, you think that dictator is having her around for black. Castro was a famous ladies man.

He had sex with all women. You think he's telling Trudeau's mom to get her opinions on how to run the... I'm looking at him with a cigar, a real fucking man. No, mom was doing work. Yeah, what sex with you you think you know Trudeau's mom to get her opinions on how to run with a cigar A real fucking man. No mom was doing work. Yeah now listen He may have been wrong, but he could take it to task Yeah, Castro could lay it down mom's doing work. Come on that guy that Pierre was look at her She was cute as shit to look at her. Stop it Castro took care of some business You know as a poodle named Little Castro?

That guy. Really? Right there. Oh, I was like, holy shit. Hello. Little Castro. Hello. But he would look over, he's dressed like a poodle.

I didn't know. But Trudeau in his speeches has given praise to Castro multiple times, like recently as last year. Everyone's like, this is weird. He's a good looking kid. Look at him right there. He's a good dude, listen. He's like this is weird. He's a good-looking kid. Look at him. He's a good dude. Listen He's a good-looking guy Castro son, it's hard to be it's hard to grow up like a prince literally a prince and be that good-looking

Yeah, you didn't get his dad's facial hair growth. Oh, that's good facial hair. That's decent You know, he had some boxing matches by the way, I like I appreciate that about him Listen, he's he's not trans. It's just that he's way way left of what you know somebody should be. Yeah and Brendan of the yeah You're trying to impress Brendan just don't run the cut because the guy had one amateur boxing match in Canada Brian always don't he's like, you know, I got fun, you know, he You know, he used to play cat You know true does not afraid to catch a base, you know that right? You know, Trudeau's not afraid to catch a baseball. You know that, right?

What the fuck you talking about? I'll just say something about him. He played Little League Baseball. Just before he got too hard on him. Yeah, before you bang this guy out, he took his training wheels off at four. Look, his coordinator's got hustle, and that's what makes him. Is that it, dudes? No wonder it's it, baby.

Let's do this last one. Let's do this last one here. I don't know if that's it, baby. Yeah, that's it. I'm pretty sure that's it. I'm pretty focused., that's it. I'm pretty sure that's it. Pretty focused that she's done this drink.

Yes, this prison officer filmed herself having sex with an inmate. And admits there was another incident on the same day. She fucked two guys? I'm so turned on by this. Say dude, twice. I'm so heated up by this. I'd be rock hard if it was two different guys.

I think it is, and I love her because she and her boyfriend were swingers, whatever, she's got a great attitude. Is she going to prison or? She's a guard. I know, but not anymore. What, she was sent to 15 months in prison? Fuck you guys. That's ridiculous.

Her OnlyFans would be popping. Well, but you didn't hear, you didn't find out. There's the dude. That's the guy? That's great. That's ridiculous. Her only fans would be poppin'. Well, but you didn't hear, you didn't find out. There's the dude. That's the guy? Yeah. That's great. That's her boyfriend? That's great.

What a porno looking operation. The dude that she was hooking up with in jail. I hear he came three ounces of heroin right into her and then she walked out with it. That's why she did 15 months. Look at her. Oh my God. Look at her.

I'm so all about it. Is it illegal to have sex with a prisoner? It shouldn't be. Super illegal. She's gorgeous. She's gay. She's fucking... Was that wrong? Ralph's surprised that it's frowned upon.

Are there conjugal visits though? If you're married to the person... You can't be a guard fucking people. You can't have the guard fucking the prisoners. I approve. Can you imagine being in jail and being like, you want to... Yeah, this thing is cool as shit. By the way, way to blow your spot up. I'm gonna videotape and put it on you dummy Keep your phone down. Yeah, you could have enjoyed that and oh god

It could have been so she looks like she is not sorry in that much. She's happy about it She did it for only fans is what she is that why she videoed whatever the kids just be going for it She says that she has severe personality disorder. That's fun. She's probably making a fortune. Is it wrong that I'm as attracted to the girl on the right as the one on the left? No, we're the same, Doug. Yeah, I'm a hundred.

I'm right with you. She's a bad girl. Why does it look like, well, I guess it's different timing. I would share a long pig with her. Say that right now. My buddy went out with a waitress and paid her, so technically it's prostitution,

but I've never been more turned on than thinking, you know, I would much rather just pay a waitress than bang a girl that likes me. Oh, guys. Oh, dang. It's a business transaction. Skip Bayless just got caught. Oh, it's fake?

Did he? Well, there's a claim, right? And she was saying that Joy fucked her way to the top with the rest of the staff. Then Skip Bayless offered 1.5 million to sleep with her. First of all, honey, cool. That's too much. You think he started off at 1.5 million

to sleep with a stylist? No way. Have you seen her? No. I know a 1.5 million gal. Let me see her. Oh, she doesn't look that good for 1.5 million. Skip had to do that.

Skip let go of the railing. And it's a really uncomfortable photo. And why would you look at me? Yeah, you get the photographer said, go do your praying mantis, the photographer said. Also his watch looks photoshopped on. Never wear short sleeves again. Like it's fine.

But we got to. You look so uncomfortable there. I'm let go of the. The photographer's like, look natural. You got it. And, but we got it. You look so uncomfortable there. I'm let go of the, the photographer's like look natural. You got it. And then maybe stop holding your breath. You don't have to hold your breath. And maybe save 1.495 million and offer the rest of that security guard from prison. That woman that just did it. What's her name? She was tremendous. It sounds like this stylist is trying to, uh, her that's, one point five and she's saying that that's what he offered

I mean skip makes bank so maybe he's just but he's probably joking around too. Like I'm gonna hear. Yeah I'm sure that I'm sure the numbers not real good shot But underneath it there is something interesting about just paying someone but not one point five just heats me up negotiate No, no, it wasn't one point five. It was never will be up as well. But one point five just heats me up negotiate it wasn't one point five it was never will be up as well but one point five was just out hey no one point five you know it's about 600 you know it's a lot of ten thousand dollars for I'm not paying a grand one point five or ten doesn't make it hot no I Yeah, it wasn't awkward. She just said six hundred bucks No Bitcoin which is Right in I didn't realize you got here from from Kalashko

Doll you say in American bucks Hey, I didn't I didn't realize you got here from from Kalashko Dollars you say in my American bucks Dollars Guys what the fuck you're shooting your special this weekend, buddy this weekend guys were already sold out Friday Saturday I think Sunday too, but try to get tickets. That's right, Austin, Texas January 10 11 and 12 fuck tickets. That's right. Austin, Texas, January 10, 11, and 12. Fuck. All right, January 10, 11, and 12. We got Austin, Texas mothership can't wait. That's great. On on Friday at one o'clock. And I can't wait. So there we are. Yeah. That it fellas. Appreciate you guys. Thanks. Thanks, guys. We're out.