The Fighter & The Kid - Menendez Brothers Retrial | TFATK Ep. 1026

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen recap Anthony Joshua vs Daniel Dubois and their weekends, and talk Chimp Crazy, Bryan possibly moving forward with getting a hair transplant, Jeffrey Epstein conspiracies, try Oreo Coke Zeros, Nikki Glaser on Thursday Night Football, Watch Monsters on Netflix and much more. DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighter O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Transcend - https://transcendcompany.com/brendanSchaub

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby Boy are we different You got a hoodie on, it's 95 degrees out Yeah But then you have sandals on I have sandals on

And then I have a tank top on Sanad said I hate those What are those? Those rubber flip flops I wasn't wearing my toe holds Did you get that in Kmart? I got them, they were just, I was, my feet were really sweaty and I bought them because somebody said these are super comfortable. They're called, there's some name for them.

But Sonata's literally goes, I hate those. You'll never see me in those again. I can't believe it took Sonata's to tell you. When you walk out, I went, what are you doing to it? They're awful. They're so bad. Yeah. You can't wear rubber.

Sandals are rough enough with jeans, but then when you wear those, those are for like, if you had Jersey Shore and you like tubing and your feet are hot. You got a belly. They're $12. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Those were tough, dude. They're tough. They're tough. If you're going to do it, you got to do it. Wear the toe holes at least. Should I take this off? No, I don't care.

It's a little chilly in here. I got a I don't care. It's a little chilly. I got a black shirt. Yeah. It's a little chill. Well, you're all, you got the guns out. Duns of blazes. Yeah, bro. You got the guns out.

Body by transcend. Body by transcend is right. Body by transcend. You want to get into it? Do you want to get into the Anthony Joshua fight? Cause I went down that rabbit hole. He is not on transcend.

Yeah. Transcendcomedy.com slash bread and shop. Peptides, TRT. Yep. you could use it. I could use it I'm gonna make a I'm gonna make a Can I give can I break down the fight and I want you to tell me what you think with Dubois? Yeah with Dubois, right? Did you ever see Dubois? Did you see him fight? Usyk. Yes. Okay, and she what Usyk said to him? No.

After he goes, you can do this, man. You can be world champ. He's like, you're too tense. You can do this. He said that to who? To Dubois after the fight. He goes, you can do this. You have the skill. He's like, you're too tense.

It's boxing. You got to dance. Is that what he said? Yeah. That's so interesting. He goes, you can be world champ. Wow. After he whooped his ass, he's like, you can be world champ.

You have the skill. He's like, you're too tense. It's a dance. I have a thing about that. So, so, um, Dubois you're the world champion. You have the skill. He's like, you're too tense. It's a dance. I have a thing about that. So, so, um, Dubois is a very good boxer. You could see it in one of the things about the Usyk fight. He's also standing right in the pocket, moving his head and all that body shots that were hurting Usyk and everything else.

Um, the one thing I will say is that he got hit by Usyk and took a knee, but didn't go down and didn't get back up. That happened twice. No, he got, no, I'm saying when Usyk hit took a knee but didn't go down and didn't get back up that happened twice Yeah, no, he got nothing when Usyk hit him caught him. Oh Yeah, I didn't get knocked knocked out. Yeah, and and it just I went hmm You that a lot of guys would get out like every guy would get up, right? Yeah, that's worth their salt Yeah, most and I thought to myself that's usually a character flaw. It's a bit of a character flaw I went something's up there

Maybe but also we don't always going on with that camp like you can't just judge it based off that cuz you look at a guy Like Charles de la Vera the knock on him was Earlier in his career man. He gets in trouble. He gives up He finds a way out and then for whatever reason maybe he was like, yeah, you're right and then talk fixed it Something happened something switched. So with Dubois same thing. he was like, yeah, that was really embarrassing, man. I worked too hard, I'm not making myself proud, not making my family proud, so those days are done. Those days are done.

So maybe a different coach came in. I say you guys stay on a knee, unless it's a body shot. Body shots, you can be like, I can't physically get up. Also get up, but then get up and deal with it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and that was interesting to me I went the most interesting with that that Anthony Joshua if you see it right right before the knockout Have you seen this footage? It's an angle. Yes. He they have over there

I give the scuffle and he looks at the someone said some of the crown. He goes don't worry. No, right Rocks him and he's ago head boom knocked out like ooh, but I but the whole fight so when he fought say Andy Ruiz knocked out, you're like, ooh. But the whole fight, so when he fought, say, Andy Ruiz, man, especially the second time, you watch him, he's, I watched it, because I was like, am I going to make sure I'm not crazy? Disciplined. His hand was parked right here.

We get him even with Francis. Yes. Respect that for Francis. He's buttoned up. He's buttoned up. Hand parked, jabbing, bop, all good. Beautiful, fundamental boxing. And then I watched him with Dubois,

and I'm watching him literally lean forward. I've never seen him do this. His chin is out, his other hand is down by his hip, he's throwing uppercuts, it made no sense. It was literally unmentable. He was winning though, and then he rocked him too. And then, but then if you're doing that, even when the storm is calm,

then when shit hits the fan and it exaggerates and he's out there like that. It didn't make any sense. That is amateur shit that's not him. Like, I don't know, that's a mental thing. 100%. Right? But you also gotta remember how long he's been doing it.

I was gonna say, part of it is also, and you would probably, like when you get, when you're that good looking, that famous, that rich, you get that much attention when you walk down the street, it's kind of hard to grind. But it's also thinking about the fights he's been in the Klitschko is what really put him on the map. Right.

Yes. That Klitschko fight probably one of the best fights I've ever seen. Amazing. The, you know, he has a ton of great fights, the Ruiz fight, which he lost and came back. He has a ton of big,. The Ruiz fight, which he lost and came back. He has a ton of big, big boy fights. Dude, Waz not exactly a huge name, but he's obviously really dangerous.

It's tough, man. That's why, like, say what you want about John Jones. He fought some fucking boring, no-name fighters. People are like, oh, they gave him a fight, oh, he lost, but no, he never did. He was still able to maintain an undefeated record Yes, that's why he's the greatest combat sports athlete ever. I think you're at that level cuz You'd say what you want. Well, the Donald Gray has been but he didn't know now

But he did from our perspective you watch that like man that was close. He might have beat him sure dos Santos man He beat him. No, no, no, sorry. Look at the look at the records No, he didn't know so for him never to lose and doing it that long He's been champion along Joshua. Correct fought more guys that Joshua defended his title and it's also MMA more ways to lose They're more ways to lose still never lost. Yeah, it's incredible. That's why he's number one I think you're right a hundred percent on that. Yeah, man This is all good because now we'll get the we'll get Anthony Joshua and fury They both lost all good if you're a fight who's sick one more time. He's gonna lose that

That's a very tough fight for him and then I'll fight Anthony Joshua that I don't care if they lose Boxing so fickle like yo, you'd be 50. No like Mayweather. What the fuck's wrong with you guys? Yeah, this was really good People make mistakes watch To watch him get dropped that often though. Now look DuBois a badass. It's like a mack. Yeah, I mean my god but to watch him get dropped that often though. Now look it was a badass. It's like a match Yeah, I mean my god, but to watch him Be open that way, you know to the overhand right a lot of things like that people get hit but man I don't know it was his something's going on with his head. Yeah, it always is It's always mental for him lately. Yes. It's all good boxing shit happens

Yeah, fun shit happens, dude. Have you did you watch Jim crazy yet? Yes, I have did you Through it all I certainly do that spoiler alert if you haven't watching three two one Dude, one of the I laughed Belly laughed so hard. It's the last 15 minutes of the doc. Spoiler alert, if you haven't watched it yet. Fast forward about two minutes, we'll be done with it. Dude, she gets attacked by the chimp.

It's one of my favorite times. Well, she went in with a full-grown chimp. It's one of my favorite times ever in document history because the entire show, all four episodes, she's like, this chimp loves me, she's feeding him McDonald's and fucking Coca-Cola and all this shit, he loves me. And the whole time I kept saying it,

and finally Joe was like, will you stop saying that? I go, if he loves you, go in there. Why don't you go in there? Brian loves me, I don't lock him in a cage and I'm not scared to be around him. If he loves you so much, go on in. What's the problem? Finally this crazy bitch with her fake lips and eyelashes

goes in. But she didn't go in with Tonka. No, she went in with another one. A new monkey. She's like, he was so, dude the funny thing, she goes, he was so nice to me when he was in the cage. Dude, I'm fucking laugh out loud. This chimp ripped her ear off.

Bit her finger, bit part of her ear off. And it's the laughter dock because they go what happened? She goes I really don't want to talk about it and then they they elude to it they show her air on the ground it ripped her air off she has bandages on her fucking hand and then they go how'd you think this is gonna end? And she goes if I could do it all over again I would not I wouldn't change a thing and you're like oh welcome to crazy.'t change a thing. And you're like, Oh, welcome to crazy. She's truly crazy. Oh, you're sucking off that. Her poor son's not doing well because she was like, I love these chimps more than

my own son. He's not crushing it. Yeah. It's tough. That's a, dude. I mean, Joanna, we're laughing so hard when she's, she, you can tell she's just down and out and the fucking chimp ripped her ear off and bit her hand. And she's like, still love them.

You're like, Oh, she's crazy. You, that's when you're like, Oh, she's crazy. You, that's when you're like, Oh, these people are crazy. Well, cause they, they literally, there's a subset of women who adopt monkeys and they become their child. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, dude. And, and, and, Oh, did that chimp that you raised who was around your daughter from a

baby, did he, did he take chunks out of your daughter's legs and torso is that what happened if you had a dog now you had a dog that did that to one of your kids i would blow his head off yes i choked him on a gun and she said you need to shoot him in the head a head shot she kept saying that well she's setting that one up to get out of liability of doing it that's why she's not headshot make sure you kill him notice how calm she was attacking her daughter she goes make sure you kill him a headshot make sure it's in the head wait why was that because then she's not responsible if the monkeys out of the picture they they're not good they're Peter and all them we're gonna be like well he's dead

oh that that's why homegirl was trying to kill the other monkey too remember that you start about killin you know they had a heart condition because they can't get out of the liability the really cynical thing this is how a detective would think the detective would think that you let your daughter in there with that chimp and sacrificed your daughter. 100%. That's how bad people are. But if you listen to the two directors, Ron Rogan, he goes, we have to take some stuff

out that was so dark because Rogan brought it up and it's clear up in the room. Rogan's like, they're sleeping with the chimps, right? And he's like, dude, some of that stuff we have to leave out. And we wanted to ask, what exactly is going on in the bedroom? Like, like, how's it because you because you know, chimps can orgasm 50 times a day. 50 times. I didn't know. Oh, they'd be like, you know, they'd be busting 50 times a day. So they're busting. And they got to go somewhere.

Because because so there's no doubt that there's some sex going on with the champs. Hey, Carol, guess what time it is? I know we just did this 10 minutes ago. You're up. You took me out of the jungle. And stay in the batter's box. I'm about to bust.

Yep, yep, stay. Stay in the hole. Cause we're coming in. You're up. Yeah. You're up. And what else is? You're on deck always.

You're always on deck. You gotta be ready to go. Yeah. Have the knee pads on. You're ready. Yeah, you up and that what else you're on deck always you're always on deck You gotta be on you gotta be ready to go. Yeah, you have the knee pads on you're ready to go Yeah, I'm Jim I bus fit a small dogs though, but their balls are massive big ball full of cum Jim come Jim come they should call that movie come they should call the doc Jim come. Yep, Jim come Jim come I'm not talking about a dinner. You can strange Jim come. That's a weird wiener Look at that thing. They're not huge. Oh, that's not small. It's very skinny very skinny That's a very skinny we look at the balls. You're not feeling that at all lead the balls balls like you bud Yeah, I don't know. Do you really think that they're they're they're doing that?

Does a chimp rip an arrow fuck yeah, they do dude God Does a chimp rip an air off? Fuck yeah they do dude. God. Let's take a little break because the NFL season is here. My Broncos finally got a win baby. And you can watch your favorite team and make bank with our friends at DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner the NFL. We don't care how they score them we just want want to bet on touchdowns around here, baby.

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I believe anything's possible. Wild. I believe anything's possible. So I got done with that. I might need something else to watch. Netflix never lets me down. Shout out to Netflix. The Melendez Brothers.

Yeah. You guys privy to Melendez Brothers? I am. I am. But the only reason I didn't watch that is it's not a doc, it's a movie. It doesn't matter. The director of that did Dahmer. He does American Horror Story. He's my absolute favorite He's my all-time favorite

But and they they do everything to the T and they usually they put a lot of info in there This one's interesting because and we all know it remember the so you got to realize this what 93 they went on trial They want to try on, they didn't get convicted to two years later because there's two mistrials. Because the facts came out about the dad molesting, started with the older son, then the older son did it to the younger, and then the oldest son got old enough, he told the dad, hey I'm going to whoop your ass, keep doing this or tell everyone. So dad said, you got to, I won't touch you anymore.

And then he didn't tell him, he started molesting the youngest one. So then we do know that the father was molesting? Is that is that is that really? Well here's the thing. So obviously his family's saying absolutely not. But then there's record that the cousin that stayed with him was like, oh yeah, he was doing it and the mom knew about it and covered it up. And then also the dad worked for RCA records, like Menudo that that band Yeah, another band member came out was like no he section blessed me as well Oh anything but remember he came out like

2018 and said this like dude Where were you all those years ago? He's asked good to come out So I they could probably get a retry cuz they're there they have no chance of parole and they're saying now Look that up about the minute. Oh, it's real. I'm tired No, not it's not the band minuto his dad was CA that art Yeah, RCA a band member came out of one of those big bands and said I got molested by the Melinda's dad That's important. That's it. That's very important. Well, you would retrial it right because in 2024 We we have more education about this stuff you would

Put that into consideration remember to I would you hung juries already and then finally they got him on the third one, dude I would 100% you if if the father was molesting both of them, which really means raping them Whatever. No, no, it's rape. Yeah. Yeah, they talk about it's right. Yeah, it's rape and Signed a minute of rape him as well well. So Roy Rosello has claimed that Jose Menendez, the then-executive of RCA, raped him as well in the family's New Jersey home. Dude, if you read- Oh, so you got to take this into account. And if you read the evidence and they do a good job in the documentary,

in the show on Netflix, it's so graphic. I'll tell you if you want, it'll fuck your day up. So this guy was a monster. Their father was a monster. Listen to this. And your mom was covered. Get ready to get pissed. The kids would put cinnamon on all his stuff. They'd make his coffee and his breakfast.

They'd put cinnamon on it. You know why? Why? It's terrible even saying this. They said make his cum taste better. Oh my god Let that sink in and that's in The that's that was in the actual documents that's in the the and so you're blaming these kids for fucking shooting both their parents With shotguns. I'm not why do they shoot them? Let them out because the mom covered it all up

She allowed she knows nothing. Yeah, and she wasn't a great person either She was bad monster think about how evil joy if I touch if I look at Billy her baby girl the wrong way She would shoot me touch them inappropriately. She I would get shot in the face by Joanne That's how mom should be not covered up and the moms like I was keeping this family together We can't let it out like what the fuck the mom's like, I was keeping this family together, we couldn't let it out. Like what the fuck? What the mom said? Yeah. What?

Oh yeah. Wait, so the mom admitted that the father was. And the mom would walk around naked. Like it was all, it was all weird shit. Bring the mom and dad up. Let me see what the fuck they look like. So the mom said, the mom said that the mom admit they're not yet, no, cause she's dead.

She, she's dead. Yeah, she got shot in the head. Bro, look at those two scumbags. That's what evil looks like and you don't even realize it. Look at that evil motherfucker right there with mom. Listen, people are fucking dark and creepy and crazy. And then they also have evidence of them talking to their, so he went to Princeton, smart kid, right? Look at how long they've been together.

I know. He went to Princeton, but his roommate in college can verify the fact that he was like, yeah, my dad molested me. This is way before he shot anybody. They have several eye witnesses, like, yeah, my cousin... How come they didn't make it to the trial? But they didn't come out then? No, you know what they said?

They said one of the things that convinced the jury was that they reloaded. So after they shot their parents, I guess he reloaded the gun. So yeah, they so they they the dad was dead. They shot the dad in the in the stomach then the chest And then one of the brothers came from behind shot him directly in the head. They can't exit out his face. Yeah You can look those up the pretty graphic, but then the mom on the raven. Oh, yeah The mom shot they shot in the legs twice. Then she put her hand up, they shot through her hands. So blew her fingers, her hand off. And then they're out of bullets and they didn't want the mom suffering. The,

I think the youngest of the oldest went back to the car, reloaded and then shot her, I think four times in the head. But again, I'm not, I'm not saying any of this is okay. Think about all the anger you would have. And then also, there's also something too, I know it sounds like I'm defending two murders right now, but it's very strange. No, but hold on. But hold on, but hold on. Then there's also the fact that the dad, the oldest one, when he found out that he's

molesting the younger one, threatened him as like, I'm going to tell everybody. The dad goes, that's your choice? And he goes, yeah. And he goes, cool. Watch what happens to your brother. And so when he was sitting down with his lawyer she goes what do you mean? What do you think was happening? He's like he was gonna kill us. He'd rather kill us and protect his the businesses He's built and everything so was us first him. That's why we did it Now now now you look at it a little different. I can't assuming all this is correct. Yeah, I that's assuming

It's all correct. I made the cum stuff up Oh you did no fuck. Okay, it'd be hilarious if I did because because I I'm telling you if That's the case if these kids are just evil and they just wanted that. You know, that's a different story But wouldn't you have evidence of their behavior? So evil people who do this? There's a trail of it. Like it's like there's a history. It's like with P. Diddy, everybody around him knew he was a bad guy for a lot of reasons. Yeah, like there's a long history of behavior.

Yes. But with them though, the knock on them is they got in trouble, granted they were 17, they got in trouble when all the kids go on summer vacations, they would raid the Bel Air homes and then sell it, and they got busted doing that. Kids being dumb kids, though. Agree.

Because their dad wanted different money. So they're like, this is better than asking dad for money. We know when people, the kids from school are leaving town, let's go in and take their computer stuff and sell it to pawn stores so we have money instead of asking dad, because we got to suck his dick. And no prior criminal record, no history of violence. I mean, when this this happened they like totally villainized the two of them obviously because they're murderers But do you remember Mark Jackson's?

1990 NBA card in The back there in the they're sitting in the background. They're sitting court side at a Knicks game This was yeah, I'd after the murders. Yes. Yeah, because they went on a, there it is. Because they went on a... Spending spree. Spending spree. Which made them look back, because like, hold on, your parents are dead? They're relieved.

Yeah, it's a weird thing. And Dad had money. I looked it up, and today's standards, he'd be worth $100 million. Oh! 100 million. So... In 93, I think he's worth like 30 or 40 million. That's so much money. 100 million dollars. Oh, a hundred mil. So 93, I think he's worth like 30 or 40 million.

That's so much. A hundred million today. So it's the house they were in was previously owned by Prince like big boys. Big boy shit. And is there any way they can get off with this now? I don't know. I don't know how you can't cause it's not right. How can you not bring evidence in these eyewitnesses and the cousin and the band member that says he got molested, especially this day. Did they get life in prison? Life in prison? Nope. Nope. No chance of Pearl. Do they have money waiting for them if they do get out? I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know. The house sold for I think 30 million already.

Are they in the same like area? Like no, no, they don't, they don't play that shit. They put them in separate prisons. You Are they in the same like area? No, no, they don't they don't play that shit. They put them separate prisons can be in prison with your brother family. They can't even like talk to each other. They might be able to phone calls. I don't know. I don't know. But if you like like if me and Brian went to prison, we're not in the they're going to make sure we're apart from each other. At least different cell blocks. You're not going to be in that. You're not going to be sharing a room with your body because they start fucking each other and

stuff. That's weird. That is so weird. I mean, that's to me, if, if this is true, if dad, they should be out, if dad was molesting those kids, raping them, now they killed mom and dad and mom was covering it up. First of all, I think both of those people

deserve to die. And second of all, they did. That's the yeah. And second of all, I don't think they should, I am defending it then, they should be out. If that's true. Now, but here's the thing, if you're a jury or if you're a defense attorney,

all we have is their word, but then you also have their roommates in college and high school who came back- They didn't have the menudo kid, and I understand that, because he was a young kid. But now you do. Yeah. So now granted, like these two kids, they're gonna do whatever it takes to get out of prison. They're going to say they're molested. But now you have a kid who has no interest,

it's no self-interest to say he got molested too. He's just coming out and being like, yeah, that dad's a piece of shit. He molested me as well. So he felt that in. I don't know how he couldn't retrial this thing and get those boys out. Either do I. We got the Melendez brothers zooming in right now. Fellas, how we doing? Hey, Fuzz.

How we doing? Sillusnir here on the Cal and Hair program, cool. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Hey, Sillusnir here. I went to, so I went to. Turkey? Nope, I went to a hair restoration specialist with an amazing reputation, real artist, saw some

of his work and I, now hold on, hold on. I can't wait for you to come in with full setting. He tattoos hair. Yeah. And I said- That's not good. And he goes, why don't you just do, you're such a great candidate for a hair transplant.

That's what I said about it. Because you got a lot of hair. I go, really? And he was showing me some of his work. Yeah, how much? And then he pointed to his head and his work. Yeah, how much? And then he pointed to his head. And I was like, that's real? That's not real?

And he goes, no. He has longer hair than me. He can do anything for you. And I was like, I would. How much? About 14. Better than Turkey? Actually, about 12.5.

We put on a credit card, make some payments, see if it works. You know what I mean? Stop the payments if it doesn't work. I think there's a way we could get this done. Pro bono? Pro bono. Well, not at that office. They don't need any help.

No, I mean, so a friend of mine, he's in a band and this company reached out to him from Turkey. No, no, I've gotten that. I'm not going to. Yeah, Turkey's operative. Here's the problem with Turkey. We don't want to go to Turkey.

It's a factory. And the problem is, so one of the things that. I'm not going. Yeah, Turkey's operative. There's a problem with Turkey. We don't want to go to Turkey. It's a factory. And the problem is, so one of the things people don't realize is this. So there are a lot of people that go to Turkey, okay? There was a woman that went to Turkey. She was thinning. She had an issue. And the problem is that what they'll do is the real good hair transplant people, the

really good guys, your hair grows in different directions. And the art is figuring out how to take the hair from back here. It's a roadmap. It's a different direction so it looks natural but in Turkey they took all the hair for her that grows straight up so she now has hair that goes straight up and he's like he feels so bad for her and she's trying to change it. It's better than being bald. Right but he's like dude there's nothing I can do here Okay, cowboy did he looks fantastic cowboy looks great But I'm going with a guy who I know has that could be right there right reviews, and I've seen it

12 grand and but and you don't have to fly to fucking Turkey But when you get there they give you like red carpet treatment they pick you don't know You don't know they might give Brian This is a guy you know would be so this is a guy in Brentwood dude if you got They picked up a little limo. You don't know what you're doing. You don't know. They might give Brian fucking jerry curls. This is a guy in Brentwood. Dude, if I came in, sorry, the only hair we had was from a black guy. And then you just have an afro? You know people pay a lot of money now, you can get beard.

Tattoos. No, you can get hair. And that hair grows down. I could use that. So your beard grows down. A nice thick beard? Yes, you can implant hair But when they do you got to do it with the right guy

Because they have to choose the hair that grows down not the other grows up because you don't want a beard that has Well, then you're in the circus. Yeah Yeah, then you're part of the circus. So you want hair that grows down. Then you're wolf boy. Then you're wolf boy. Yeah, it's growing into your eyes Yeah, there's a whole science to it. You just got to do it. You think so? I'm gonna do it. Oh, it'd be cool I'm gonna do it. Oh, it'd be cool. I'm gonna do it. Where is it at, which area? Is it LA?

Brentwood? Brentwood? Korean guy. Where Melendez dad went. And he's a badass. Menendez, by the way. Menendez. Oh, I'm thinking of Gilbert Melendez.

It's Menendez. Menendez. Menendez. Menudo. Look, that could be you, dude. Go back. There you are. I think you're fine, Brian.

Stop that, he's not. It's been an ongoing thing for how many years? Since I've met you. We've gotta make a change. You gotta make a change because. Cause it's not getting better. No, it's getting worse and I can take this all here. Oh, it'd be so glorious.

And I can even do a little here. You know what to do? Do you know what it looks like in the beginning though? No, it's fine, it falls out. No, wear a hat, it looks fucking ridiculous. And you just, you know, I'll just have it here. Dude. I can build this a little bit. You know what it looks like in the beginning though? No, it's fine. It falls out. I'll wear a hat. It looks fucking ridiculous. I'll just have it here. I can build this a little bit. You know what it is? That would bring us back.

I think so too, dude. My young hand. Look at that, dude. Look at that, bro. It's still sitting up top there. Cute. I was cute. It would completely bring you back. Look at our jaws. Look at you and Joe. I know.

Look at you two. I remember exactly when that was too. Where was it? Look at Joe's amazing shirt. What is he wearing? That's how he used to dress. That's sweet. Joe dressed as Italian, East Coast Italian as you can imagine.

Where were you guys going? We were in the back of my friend's car. I think it was my friend Marie Miserandino, who's my dear friend. And Marie's married now, so I can't remember her last name now, but that was Marie. We'd just seen Joe at the Gotham Comedy Club, crush. And I mean, crush. And we were going to-

Why do you guys look like you got caught doing something bad? Yeah, yeah, I know. We're both sitting- Joe's like, it's like he's dealing coke below there. The girl in the passenger seat started to give him notes on his act, didn't go well for her in the back seat. Oh no, even back seat? Didn't go well, yeah.

I was like, oh no, here we go. Oh no. Joe was always just, you know, aggro. Aw. A long time ago. A long time ago. Long time ago. I think you should do it.

Yeah. You yeah be sick a lot of businesses that we had affiliations with that went out of business interesting roots fights still doing it yeah no I don't know I wasn't even thinking about how yeah roots fights still going strong good boy Jesse crushing it No, I wasn't talking about Ruta fight Like this stuff. Yeah Nothing new on P. Diddy Nothing as of yet every celebrity, you know usher delete his Twitter He deleted a bunch old tweets. Oh, no, really? Apparently he's really connected with it. Yeah A lot of people gone. Oh shit the names on the affidavit that I read, I'm like, oh shit. I mean, I saw this clip of LeBron FaceTiming him

and being like, there ain't no party like a ditty party, you know what I'm saying? And it was just so creepy to hear. The problem is, I'm sure there was a side that's really dark, but I'm sure he had lit ass parties. So for people who are like like you had cool parties, like oh you're in on it. He's like whoa, I just partied.

And also even if you were having sex at the party, doesn't mean you're a bad person. No, it might have been a freaky time. Like there are orgies in Hollywood guys, you know? There are. Every night. Yeah, and so you can be part of that and not be a bad person.

It's just, you know, it's, it's, there's a whole thing going on here. I think Diddy's thing is obviously clearly a sex addict with men and women. Yes. Yeah, he likes him but, but I think for him, drugs is a huge issue. Every, they found so many drugs nonstop.

Yeah. Nonstop. Even when they, the rest of them, The definition of drug trafficking is he was bringing girls in from other states who were getting paid. That's sex trafficking. So if you're paying a woman to come across state lines and she's making money on her own free will.

Well, then they couldn't leave either. He would hold them for like three days and have professionals fuck them while they jacked off in the corner. And then he would send them like nurses to give them IVs and stuff. There's the baby oil. Right, but that, now hold on, that all stems on whether or not you are allowed to,

so wait, so if it's sex trafficking, so you have, there are plenty of women that do this, okay? Just go to Instagram. You can pay to have a woman come across state lines to have sex with you, all right? We call them hookers. Yeah, it's called hookers. It's called prostitution.

So prostitution. Now hold on, you're leaving out a big M on there. She's coming in, that's a transaction. She's coming in to do a job. She's coming in of her own free will and she's making money to have sex at a party, okay? Basically like the whole chain of jobs. She's doing drugs, she's doing all that stuff,

she's getting off freaky and she's getting paid, right? Sex trafficking involves prostitution one way or another. Many times, sex trafficking victims are taken to places where prostitution exists, or they're forced to engage in the sexual acts themselves. If you're forced, force is the key word here. So prostitution on your hand is not exclusive to sex, okay, that's fine.

That's fine. I think he was forcing people. What involves two involves two concealing adults the fact that his business Transaction and money is exchanged between them makes prostitution illegal Human trafficking is a more serious category of sex crime as it forces and coerces women and children to engage in these activities Against their will yeah But right Schultz he was talking about this that the guy who got these laws changed with sex trafficking He's like I kind of fucked up because now it's against the law like say you and I were single and I hooked you up with a girl

You text me like dude. Thanks for that hookup. That would be considered sex trafficking Like it's like the definition is that's so crazy because then you're saying I could get in trouble And then because the girl could say I was coerced Because then you're saying I could get in trouble because the girl could say I was coerced Or like if I think you were a number and I was okay this girl liked you Here's the number that would be considered sex. That's outrageous. Yeah, that's not that's not the terms to Lucy Goosey because because I think Did he's probably in some darker shit Well, what I'm saying is that I think what the defense is gonna be is there are a lot of people that were getting paid to Fuck right men and women okay

and they probably came from other states for that dollar and it was probably a pretty dollar now you have to prove that's not what he's gonna go down okay he's gonna go down for what you're talking about racketeering for forcing them racketeering talk about sex life similar to r kelly like that's a whole different thing there's a lot of women saying he raped them yeah oh really like you don't want to find it oh really you don't want to defend There's a lot of women saying he raped them too. Oh really? He drugged them? You don't want to defend Diddy. Oh really? You don't want to defend Diddy.

No, I'm not defending him. I'm not defending him. I'm trying to get a bead on what the sex trafficking definition is and what's going on. Yeah, that's in this whole thing. That's Aliso's words. He's so fucked. No, you look at some of the charges, it's bad. And racketeering too.

And they won't let him, you know, even out on bail. Well, he's got arson and murder, you know, even out on bail. Like he's living some hard time. Well, he's got arson and murder, right? Or there are people saying he murdered something. No, not yet. Not murder yet. We haven't been privy to murder yet. We know those stories, but it's also the internet, so who knows? Well, no, it's actually people that worked for him.

Yeah, but again, who knows? They looked into everything. Maybe that would come out, but right now it's sex trafficking, racketeering, conspiracy, transportation, and engaging prostitutes. So they haven't even gotten to him with the rape charges yet. No. But a bunch of women came forward and said that they would run. They have 50 eyewitnesses. 50.

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A lot of men got their booty holes violated. A lot of men. And a lot of men were paid to fuck. Yeah. Right? So there are a lot of male prostitutes. Yeah. God, those poor guys. Interesting. Yeah. Right, so there are a lot of male prostitutes.

Yeah, God those poor guys. Interesting, interesting. Dude, enjoy that therapy, Bill. God, can you imagine? Oh, you pay me to fuck these hot tans all the time. Yeah, it's funny if it's a guy, we're always like, all right, dude. Oh, cry me a river, bud.

Yeah, you got funny. Get the fuck out of here, you know? No, I'm a victim too, shut up. No, you're not. No, you're not. No you're not. Yeah. Well, but if you're Justin Bieber and you were 14 and 15. Well, now you're talking about a minor who had no choice. And that's where Usher comes to play because Diddy was going for Bieber, couldn't do it.

They bring Usher on board. Usher gets with Bieber and then 14 days later, you hand him off to Diddy. And now Bieber's pretty fucked up. Man. Yeah, he's so gross. Man, oh man. That video of him knocking out his ex and dragging her. Oh, well that was the end for me.

When I saw that, I went, when I saw that, I went, you're a terrible human being. You know, when I saw that, I go, I believe everything about you. If you can do that to somebody, then I go, you're, everything is permissible. Correct. Do you understand what I'm saying? Like, if you see somebody beating the shit out of a woman like that in a hotel room, then everything they say about you, I'm going to believe.

Because if you can do that, you can do everything. Not to mention, remember, the only reason we saw that is because it had to come out Then if you think that was the first time he's done that you're you don't fucking shit I mean well, you know if you think that's the first time he's been doing that's right. He's that's his mo That's every girl. He's ever been that's demo and And I wish I wish JLo would come out and be like, this is why I left his ass. You think it was a gun from the club?

Hell no. I didn't need him though. I think that was different. That was, she probably didn't get, she was, she was Jenny at the block at the time, not massive. She got really big after that. But at the time, you know, it was a good look for her, but still she bounced like, Nope, and like, Oh, it's cause he asked her to carry a gun.

Like, I think there's more to that story she probably was like so who knows those sex tapes are one of those parties like oh no no no I have a huge career ahead of me what the fuck are you doing I'm not gonna say anything but I'm out dude yeah this ass is out of here yes go get me meals that's what I think happened I saw Diddy on stage on Broadway He did a raisin in the Sun was he and he was terrible And I mean, that's a an amazing play. He's a terrible rapper Terrible at rap made some hits but terrible at act, you know when he forced himself on the track like oh god I know when I was pulling into park today. There was a car driving out

Bumping did he all their windows down and I was like, that's a weird move. Weird move. I mean, his whole line was take that, take that. What was he saying? You go take that, take that. Who was saying that? That's Diddy's key phrase. Take that, take that.

Gay. He was so funny in Get Him to the Greek. That's what bums me out. Oh, the best. I just think that it's funny that the only guy really going bad on him for a long time was 50 Cent. He still is. Yeah, 50 Cent.

Lighten him up. He sold a documentary. Because people who were going bad on him, they were really afraid for their lives. Yeah, 50's not. 50's like, what the fuck? Yeah, I can play that game. And he has all the money, too.

He's like, yeah, let's do it. But everyone else terrified. Not now, though. It's gonna start coming out. It's kind of like the fuck? Yeah, I can play that game. And he has all the money, too. He's like, yeah, let's do it. But everyone else terrified. Not now, though, it's going to start coming out. It's kind of like the Cosby stuff. Remember, it took this one little curl? And the Harvey Weinstein stuff. Harvey Weinstein, sure. Because he would ruin your whole career.

Yeah. And so did he. He'd control everything. Get your masters, fuck you over. You guys think it's weird we just stopped hearing about Epstein stuff? I just went down the rabbit hole. This is a good

distraction but then ultimately you want to go down conspiracy real quick before you go that you want to go down conspiracy he just won a billion dollar lawsuit against Sirach. Who did? Did he did. Won a billion dollar? Not a million sir. A billion. Against Sirach? Yeah Sirach not Del Rock. Yeah, against the rock. Yeah, sir rock not the rock sir Dude here hearing aids and hair transplant. All right, sir. Rock the vodka remember that was his shit Yeah, he filed a race the some race thing against him. He won a billion dollar now. They are very powerful very powerful Those alcohol companies when you talk about power, they're super powerful. Isn't it strange?

He wins this lawsuit of a billion, it's word is he got a billion dollars flat. Isn't it weird? He wins that and then now this comes out. Go back, go back, go back. I don't think it's a billion. It's a billion. It says, man, did he made about 60 million dollars annually

from the deal? Damn, 60 million dollars annually. Yeah, but then he's got money. But then, oh, he's a billionaire, bud. He's a billionaire before this lawsuit. Oof. Yeah, the word is. Okay, he dropped the lawsuit against Siroc.

Because they paid him a billion dollars, dude. Wow. So. And so that happens, he settles, they go, cool, man, cool, watch this. Yeah. Watch this, watch this. We know you're a bad cool, watch this. Yeah. Watch this, watch this. We know you're a bad guy, watch this.

Yeah. Because we're going to start paying these people to come out, watch this, bud. Enjoy your billiard, we'll get it back. Who owns, who owns Siroc? Kamala Harris. Powerful people. Kamala Harris.

So I was listening to Jeff's team, Epstein Files. First of all, I do believe he was killed. I don't believe he killed himself. Yeah, Joe. First of all, I do believe he was killed. I don't believe he killed himself. Yeah I don't know who owns it though Yeah, yeah, but like no let on people the people the shadowy people that own these things Oh, if you go behind your rock go to that you're right though, like the Jeff Robinson. He was definitely Yeah, like where's Ghislaine Maxwell?

Well, Ghislaine Maxwell's father was Robert Maxwell whose real name was like Jan Some he was a Czechoslovakian kid a Jewish kid who ended up getting His entire family was killed in the Holocaust and she And Ghislaine Maxwell's father was decorated, he was given, I believe, a silver cross by the British military, it's the second highest honor for bravery.

He saw a lot of action and had crazy connections, builds this media empire, but was always an Israeli spy. He had deep, deep, deep ties to the Mossad. And so Jeffrey Epstein always moved in those circles. So Jeffrey Epstein, they believe, if you really look at it, he was a money launderer for Bear Stearns. When he worked, he was 26 years old, 27,

he was good at math, didn't have a college degree. He's on private jets with the CEO of Bear Stearns, makes no sense. He was teaching them how to hide money. He becomes this guy who can hide money, becomes this guy who's really good at laundering money for big time people. The biggest, the new compromiser.

Then he's friends with all these people. And the craziest thing is Lex Wexner, who owned the limited and all that worth $5 billion. Jeffrey Epstein had full control of his estate, had power of attorney, could use his money at will, lived in his 70 million dollar house in Manhattan, okay, for no money. They don't know how he made his money. We have no idea how he got that house.

He had some shit. They said it was a gift. There's no, the real journalists that did this, like Vicky Ward, the big time journalist, said this guy was clearly running a blackmail operation. Bill Clinton was on the Lolita Express 26 times, okay? The list goes on. These guys, Bill Gates, they were all on that. They were always going there.

Believe me when I tell you that the, the Mossad or whoever had, they have more files and they would just look at you and go, we've got, we've got, we've got you on tape having sex with a 16 year old girl or whatever it was. For funding or to make something happen, you go, hey, we need this to get passed or we need funding for this.

They go, no, but like, oh cool, just want to remind you that girl you were fucking on my island is 14 and we have video of it. There you go. So what do you want to do with the funding? Oh, it's coming right now. Yeah, Les Wexner. He moved that way for years. They don't know what happened.

He literally became synonymous with Les Wexner and they still can't tell you how he got his money. So he was 100%. Did you think he committed suicide, right? No, he didn't. There's no way. Of course he didn't. He was tied to the most powerful people on the planet. It's a big day. Hair transplant, change your sandals, get a hearing aid.

Yep. I didn't say hearing aid, dude. No, you agree? No, no, no, no. You can't put that on me yet. Found out chimps bust 50 nuts a day. That's a big one. If they can. Yep. And also the secret behind 50 nuts a day. That's a big, that's a big one. Yep. And also the secret behind some of the sex behind it maybe.

Wild, right? Yeah. I'm going to listen to that podcast. Conspiracies. There's some dark shit in the world. Someone say the darkest. Yeah. I had a dark weekend, man.

T they, with his travel ball team, we played in what they call the majors. So that's the best of the best, like eight and nine-year-olds. And I don't know why they signed us up for this. We're a new team and we're a triple A team. We're not a major team. Dude, I'm not even trying to be funny. I knew it was going to be a long day.

We played this kid, he was 150 pounds. In one inning, he had a grand slam and two home runs in one inning. We had two outs. We couldn't get out of the inning. And for baseball dads, it was like an episode of black mayor. We couldn't get out. And this kid kept coming up and like laughing at us and hitting home runs and a grand slam.

He's 150 pounds. Yeah. How old is he? They said he was eight, but they said he was eight or nine. Did he have a full beard? No, he looked like he was eight or nine. Did he have a full beard? No, he looked like he was eight or nine, but enjoy your time in the sun right now, bud.

Cause that blood pressure and diabetes I see in your future. So he had a lot of weight on him. He had all the weight. He was Babe Ruth. You know who he was? He was Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth came back in a nine year old's body and fucking jacked up our team.

But he's got good hand-eye coordination. It was all right. Our pitching was on point. They were so good. I was like, well, what are we doing? And they go, oh, this is the majors team. I went, what the fuck are we doing? It was 30 to one, Brian, in the third inning.

What? You know, I always try to be positive, Tiger. You know, I grew up Cousins, I don't mind, especially when it's in sports. Wait, wait, 30 to one in and what anything it was 31 by the second I think and then the third day I mean because there's no mercy right? This isn't woke shit here. They call me call it Well, if you well, there's the if you're up by 15 runs after three they call it after 30. There's like can we stop? We couldn't get out there. It was like a black mirror episode for dads. You're like, oh, this is a disaster

I couldn't get out there. It was like a black mirror episode for dads. You're like, oh, this is a disaster. I go for the tiger. Tiger pitching? No, hell no. I go over to the tiger and the tiger, hey buddy, how you doing? He goes, what the fuck?

I went, chill, dude. I said, try and be positive. He goes, what? Pause about what? He goes, pause about what? He goes, it's 30 to one. And I go, dude, keep your voice down. He goes, 30! I go, we'll talk, I go, we, keep your voice down. He goes, 30.

I go, we'll talk later. We'll talk later. And then this dad, right, he recognizes me. He's like, dude, love all your content. I'm like, cool. And he was up for the other team. He's taking the camera. He goes, I know today sucks, man.

Enjoy the journey. Enjoy the journey. I'm not enjoying shit. Enjoy the journey, 31. This is a nightmare. There's no journey. 30 to 1. I remember playing baseball when I was a little older than that.

We lost, it was 21 to 0. And I was like, what are we doing? You know me, I can't, you know. I was playing second base and the guy was like, hey, you know, I was like, come on. And the ref goes, come on, man, just keep showing up, guys. I'm like, I'll show up. I can't even see the ball. He was pitching, the the guys pitching so fast that I was like, oh my god These kids were laughing it was it was like, you know when like North Dakota State plays like

Georgia, that's what it was There's nothing we could do and we in baseball until you three out you can't get out of the ending So this fat kid who's hundred fifty pounds you they go through the whole lineup You'd see him just wink and no gloves, no fancy stuff. One homerun, like, all right, whatever, goes through the lineup. He's come back up, he's laughing with his buddies, high-fiving, winks at the other team, bases loaded. And I looked at my buddy Patch and David, I go, dude, we've already lost.

I wouldn't mind seeing this kid yak one for a grand slam over that slime right there. Sure enough. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Couldn't stop. It was a Black Mirror episode for baseball dance. It wouldn't stop.

We couldn't get out of the inning. And I'm like, if there's white flag, I'm like, hey, let's figure something out here And they're like you're getting out man, which I appreciate the kids you you got to figure a way out. Thank God They finally got one. How about like getting an adult on your team while you're at it 150 pounds like come on But even those kids are like, can we stop like it's 30 to what they means they stop stealing bases They're like the coach is like, my God, just be cool, man. It's 30 to one?

Like you think Ohtani had a good weekend? Six for six, 10 RBIs, that's crazy, right? This kid, six for six, three home runs, one to Grand Slam, and he's eight. He's eight. Yeah. So you want it? And I had to drive to Chino Hills, blah blah.

I had to get a hotel that night. Oh, that's a good time. That's a long drive. I wake Tiger up at six AM. Yeah, I had to wake Tiger up at six AM. How long does that drive? I don't know, not bad. I had to wake Tiger up at six AM for the game at eight AM.

I go, T, come on, he goes, what the fuck are we doing? I'm like, dude, just stay positive. Just stay positive. I said, I'll tell you one thing. I will guarantee you we don't lose 31 today. We lost eight to six. Tiger hit a home run though. Pretty bad.

I should send you the video. That was a jack, right? Love it. Crazy. What else you got? That was the only highlight. Well. Disaster. Okay, so I love Coke Zero and Coke crazy, what else you got? That was the only highlight. Well. Disaster.

Okay, so I love Coke Zero and Coke Zero comes out with random flavors sometimes and the newest is Oreo Coke Zero. Oreo Coke Zero. And then Oreo. Never been a fan of Oreos in the beginning. I mean. You don't like fucking Oreos?

I like the chocolate. Come on. Well Oreo made a cookie as well. There's a Coke cookie. All right, we'll see. And I brought them both for you to try. Interesting. I mean I like. What are some of the other collabs they've done?

Have they done Cinnabon yet? No, usually they've done like just flavors, like there's a Starlight one, which is really good. There was a Rosalia one that was good. I don't like any of that. I know, I know. When I was a kid, my mom, if I played good in sports, would buy me the double stuffed Oreos.

And I would take them apart and make it a quadruple stuff. You want to try the cookie? I want to try this for, oh, that's a Coca-Cola cookie? Yeah. Oh, wow. A Coca-Cola cookie? Yeah. My teeth aren't going to have that, but I'll try it.

I'll suck on it like an old lady. I'm going to try the Coke first. Take this nicotine out. Tastes super artificial lemon to you yeah lemony I taste lemon so try the soda tastes like the worst oh wow that tastes like a fucking Oreo it's so good I don't want my Oreo in liquid form but I can see how people like it I like the I like the can the design Two American staples This coke oh

yeah, I Think it's terrible. Come on What I tell you I said Brian's an athlete hate this and I'm gonna love it. I think it's all the worst I'm gonna tell you I said Brian's an athlete hate this and I'm gonna love it. I think it's all the worst Well, don't waste the can I'll drink it I think it's about as American as apple pie you like it Cookies nice can I have that bag for the kiddos? Yeah, they're gonna freak out Interesting no, not a fan like my I like this Toll house

Soda to see you give them that house The yellow way. Yeah No, I like homemade toll house. Yeah, I know under yellow brown? Yeah. No, I like homemade Toll House cookies. Yeah, I know. Butter, brown sugar, flour. Mm. Semi-sweet chocolate chips. I like my chocolate chips from Giordale. Mm. You're a gay man, Doug.

You been to any Diddy parties I should know about? No. Diddy, you know, that's in the affidavit, Toll House cookies at Diddy parties. I met, I told you Jamie Foxx comes up to me at a party. He's like, dude, what the fuck? The only comic, he don't say hi to me. I'm like, blah, blah, blah.

Here's my number, I got this party. I'm like, oh man, I'm in. I'm in with the cool kids. I text him, never hear back. I'm like, ah, man, I guess you caught him in the moment there, huh? Guess I'm not welcome to your party? Well, this is a great segue,

because my first current event is about Jamie Foxx. It is? Yes. Jamie Foxx was at a Cowboys practice. That story hurts me to tell the story. I'm still embarrassed by it. And he's live streaming from the practice while Jerry Jones in the background

is talking about the players' package sizes. Hell yeah, that's good. And you can kind of Jerry Jones in the background is talking about the players package sizes. Hell yeah. And you can kind of hear it in the video. That sounds like a Brian Callan comment. That's you and I. You and I would be talking about that. Yeah, we would be in the back talking about dicks. 100%.

Like a couple of gay men. Is this in Oxstar or is this recently? This was recently. Okay, this is in Texas. I think Jamie is from Texas. Is Jamie recording it? Well, he was live streaming. He didn't know Jerry was going to be talking about cocks in the back. Oh, this is the best.

All right, let's see. Five, nine, and a half, two, ten. Five, nine, two, ten. Four, four, four. Nine and three inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head.

Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head.

Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch head. Eight and a half inch dick. 8.5 inch dick. 8.5 inch dick. 8.5 inch dick. 8.5 inch dick. 8.5 inch dick. Yeah, it's fucking Django. 8.5 inches. 8.5 inches?

How do you know there's a half inch on there? And who had the 3 inch one? Oh, some guy had a 3-er. He says that, he says so and-so three inch and the other ones got an eight and a half He's like so we're gonna go ahead and cut the guy with three. Jamie cuts it. Oh We're gonna cut the guy with three. Yeah So they're watching and so when you're playing down there the owners are watching going cut him keep him Is that not this level? No, seasons already going on now, not now.

Cowboys training camp. Cowboys got their ass kicked. And they aren't doing well. They're one in three now. Their defense looks atrocious. I'm really got Micah Parsons. Micah Parsons is hurt or he's no, he's just not playing. He's doing his thing.

But the D's Rams came back. That was a great game. Good game. My Broncos beat Tampa Bay. Bo Nicks finally showed up. Best game of the, best game of the possibly the year was CU Bucks versus Baylor. First big 12 game.

Oh yeah. Shagor Sanders went off. Well, the Panthers finally won. They beat the Raiders. Yeah. Cause they got rid of homeboy from Alabama. They got Daron Dalton. Yeah. Andy Dalton, right?

Yeah, Andy Dalton. Andy was like, oh, you guys think Dolphin's a problem? I'm going to throw for 300 yards and three touchdowns. Well, on top of that. Suck my red nuts. The Dolphins' backup QB got hurt. So now you've lost two and your backup. And I don't know what's going to happen there.

He's too out for the season with that concussion. He's out for a hot second. I don't think, I don't see why he would happen there. He's too out for the season with that concussion. He's out for a hot second. I don't think, I don't see why he's doing so well. Yeah, but three concussions is a lot. Oh yeah. I guess I've had way more than three. Well, he went to that whole brain thing that.

Yeah, don't do that with your hands. That's what he's doing. Yeah, I know, I know. That's horrible. I bet he doesn't retire. I think he should. He has so much money on the line and has fun and he's really good. It's hard to retire. He has money though. He signed a massive contract and they have to pay him that. Yeah.

He signed a big signing bonus deal. Yeah, man. So now they got, they're on their third quarterback. Yeah. Can they, in the middle of the season, can you bring up? Oh yeah. You can. Yeah.

You can bring someone before, it just has to be for like week eight, I think. There's a time period. There's a quarter back. Yeah. So they're on their third quarter back. Yeah. So they're on their third quarter back. Yeah.

So they're on their third quarter back. So they're on their third quarter back. So they're on their third quarter back. So they're on their third quarter back. So they're on their third quarterback. Yeah. In the middle of the season, can you bring other people? Oh yeah. You can. Yeah. You can bring someone before. It just has to be for like week eight, I think. There's a time period. There's a quarterback shortage. Who are you going to sign? It's the toughest gig in the world. It's, you know, I don't know what happened all of a sudden.

There's no quarterbacks. That's how it always is. To find like a starting quarterback, that's why a quarterback is always number one draft pick. It's so hard to find a franchise quarterback. It's the toughest gig in the world. Colin Kaepernick is like, what's up? Well, we're good. No, we use the punter. We're good. Once you take a knee,

we're good. Yeah, that never, that ultimately I don't think that worked out for him. Ultimately. Oh, he didn't want to play football. He didn't want to do anything. I heard he's been like showing up at practices at certain places though. No, it's over. I might as well show him. He's been showing up at practices at certain places though. No, it's over. He's I might as well show him He's been showing up at practices. Yeah, he had that chance to try out and caused a whole thing with it Yeah for the reason but the Raiders got one thing like he looked horrendous. How about that? We went to see his workout. He looked fucking terrible

It's that has nothing to do with Black Lives matter taking me He can't play fucking quarterback. Yeah, the guy was on right you got off record He's I don't want my name involved in this can't play ball. That's the problem Trust me if he could play ball, he'd be signed with the team has nothing to do with race has nothing to do with BLM They don't give you could have a fucking Korean guy as your what's his name? No one gives a fuck ever at him. He's still playing Yeah, he's not the same. But yeah, he made so much money his agent deserves a fucking award Yeah to get that big deal after all that shit Wild but like you said quarterbacks are a rare commodity. Oh franchise quarterback is worth all the money

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Yeah, so Macklemore performed at this concert in Seattle. He could only do this in, hey, Macklemore, go to Texas and do this. Yeah, and it was at a Palestine Will Live Forever festival in Seattle, and he just started walking around screaming F America. So leave. Yeah, I don, F America. So leave. Yeah, I don't get it.

Just leave. All the wealth you've acquired? It's also so easy. Is it international? It's also so easy for somebody to reduce a conflict like that with two words. It's a conflict as old as the Bible. What are we doing? It's called BC, that's right.

But also it's not just that, it's like, it's a complicated subject and the more you go down the rabbit hole with it, the more you have pity, you have understanding for both sides in a lot of ways. Like, yeah, you know, there's a lot, there's a lot to it. Can we play the clip, James? My thing for Macklemore, it's just, dude, leave. If it's so bad here, fuck us, cool. You're... Straight up, say it. I'm not gonna stop you. I'm not gonna stop you. Yeah, fuck America. Who would cheer for that? It's at a Palestinian concert.

All those people cheering? Leave. Well that's also- Leave. That's also, what's it called? That's also fucking in Seattle, which is a ridiculous place now. Well his career's over. I mean, he can still tour in Seattle and Portland.

Maybe San Fran. Yeah, I don't know why you say that. Outside that, even if you're on the left, no one's saying fuck America. Leave, dude. All the wealth you got? Cool. All right. You've had one record, bud. You've had one hit song. What am I gonna say? Fuck that guy. Who's that guy. Who's that guy? So. That's Joe Biden.

This hiker in China was going up a super tall hill and he slipped and the whole thing's caught on video. It's crazy. I thought this was fake. I was like, what is going on here? Have you seen this? Oh, dude. out dude so he's sliding right now oh my god you can hear it there's sound not on this clip yeah this sound that's a long way down how high up is you can hear the

sound you can hear the sound if you listen to it how How high up is he too? Yeah. Yeah, how did he? Doesn't what happened? How far did he fall? It doesn't say. It says 280 miles west of Shanghai. This 42 year old man was hiking when he slipped and fell. No, I'm sure there's something I heard it. Yeah, that's probably fake.

Oh, will you take talk Instagram? No, I saw it on Instagram. Yeah. Yeah. That's not real. Hmm. So under some poses though. Oh, really? I guess one more. He's got a few bruises on his leg some minor cuts He kind of just it's just a slippery rock, but he just kind of went down I thought that was gonna be scarier Whoa, he didn't get hurt he just cruisin Thank God for that tree get hurt. He just cruisin. He did not experience major injuries. Just a little scrape on the left hand and a small cut of flower. Oh my God.

Thank God for that tree. That would suck. I mean, that's wet. I don't like that stuff. I just don't. I'm sorry. Was there like a big cliff at the bottom there or? Well, he was up pretty high.

He went on a slide basically. He went on a nature slide. That's true. It was just a nature slide. This one's wild, dude. This Arizona inmate is literally sneaking and crawling his way past the prison guards to go over to the female side so he can R somebody. And he makes it to the other side so he can are somebody and He makes it there's oh He makes it to the other side like takes down his pants and then someone else catches him and he finally has to go

back, but the video is just ridiculous The facility is separated into two sides, male and female. But watch on the screen. Security cameras show Avery dropping to the ground and beginning to crawl, undetected by detention officers, over to the female side of the facility. We'll stop the video here, but it shows him getting behind a woman who was asleep and lowering his pants. The court records say another woman said aloud, Hey, get off her, to which video shows Avery shushing the woman. And always alerting an officer who called for backup. The entire incident lasting about a minute and a half.

When questioned later, Avery told investigators he crawled like a, quote, spider, drawn to the woman's physical appearance. But how did he go undetected? We asked MCSO about the incident, and they told ABC 15 and Park, quote, detention officer's eyes cannot be everywhere all the time. Well he's on Instagram! And he's also wearing a mask like a moron! and dignity for all involved. Once in that enclosed cell, Avery telling investigators his attention was to rape the victim.

MCSO says the intake transfer and release facility quote, has been in operation for over four years and this is the first incident of its kind. Yeah, he needs to stay in. He's literally crawling. Yeah, he needs to probably not ever get out. Yeah, right? Like we can't let that go.'re crawling in prison to rape. You're a crazed rapist. Also, you didn't crawl like a spider did. Oh, so you're scooting on your butt. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ah. Alright. Well, hey, listen. Next life, dude. Next life. There's some people, man. It's a lot of jails.

This is crazy. This guy spit out on the ground outside of his house and the DNA matched to his arrest and his leading to his arrest site on 1988. How did they know to get his DNA? It's probably being found. They're probably on him because if they saw him spit and they went and swiped it up before it dried, they must have been on to something. Them must have been privy to something.

So it says like three decades after young mom Karen Taylor was found stabbed to death in her Boston apartment, a man has been charged with her murder. Yeah, dude. It says after a hollow man, 65, spit on the sidewalk outside of his Boston home last year, authorities were able to link his DNA

to a 36-year-old cold case. So someone was watching him. Yeah, it must have been privy to something to be watching that closely. Yeah, but I didn't know you could get that from spitting on the ground. Oh yeah. They did that with a copy and a half. You got away with it for a long time. Yeah, that's how they caught the, what, the gigolo murder. Pizza box, pizza crust.

DNA and pizza crust, get you every time. Especially that crazy bread. You know what I'm saying? Okay, I got two more for you. You know what I'm saying, old bitch? Huh? What? You old bitch.

Stop it. You know what I'm thinking? What do you know about crazy bread, dude? You know, if you were a bad guy, you'd be pretty scary because you got your tank top on. Yeah, you old bitch. You got a thick neck and you're like, hey bitch be pretty scary, because you got your tank top on. Yeah, you old bitch. You got a thick neck, and you're like, hey, bitch.

You old bitch. I'd fucking kill you, though. In jail? You know what would be cool? I could make you my pet chimp. No, I'd just stab you in the neck. No, I'd just dress you up like a fucking chimp and lock you in my basement.

No, I'd mess you up. Yeah. As tough as you are, I would kill you. You know what I'm saying? You trying to buy off my wiener? No, I would just sharpen the end of my toothbrush and say that, and you go like this, what? And I go bye bye.

No, Bubba, you're not getting a toothbrush in my place. There's no toothbrushes. Your teeth are gonna fall out. It's better, safer. No, you're gonna knock my teeth out? Because you don't like teeth. Yeah, safer. Yeah, you old bitch.

I'm gonna make you my chimp. Chimp crazy. crazy I don't have teeth so I'm a safe chimp well wear a diaper little stupid fuck yeah I'd kill you you wear a diaper make you wear a diaper though no I kill you in jail you'd be my bitch cuz I would just kill you hey you my champs'm crafty. I Just open you up You're like I've access to I get it. I get me a shank. No, no, dude, you're in my house You're gonna get what I give you. No, I find my way. I'm like, you know, I must fit tons a huh big Tom day No, yeah 50 times 50 times. You're not crazy. I'm always on that while I'm always on deck. Yeah, yeah positive attitude, too

50 times a day dude. Oh This was great. This was a little weird Thursday night football brought Nikki Glaser out to do the post game like commentary and it just got a little awkward Well, I just think people aren't used to sheet her writing was good I thought it was all great, but people just, they're not used to it. She's just roasting everybody. Get ready. She looks great.

I just have to say it's so nice to finally meet the photo I show my plastic surgeon. But seriously, you were pretty intimidating. You look like the final boss at a country club. But I'm so thrilled to be here. I want to thank you for being here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. But seriously, you were pretty intimidating. You look like the final boss at a country club. But I'm so thrilled to be here. I want to be honest, I am pretty new to football. I used to think a two minute warning was something a guy gave you one minute into sex. But every day I'm learning something new.

For instance, today I found out that I look like 49ers tight end George Kittle People are probably expecting me to get up here and just like roast everyone But this isn't a roast like you guys didn't sign up for this So I'm definitely not gonna say that Richard Sherman looks like Buster rhymes on ozempic I'm definitely not going to say that Richard Sherman looks like Buster Rimes on Ozempic. I'm not going to say that Andrew Whitworth looks like men's warehouse shreps or that Tony Gonzalez looks like who my mom thinks about during one of her long baths. Tony, I do like your vibe though. You look like a genie you can only summon by rubbing the crotch of a sensible Talbot's pantsuit. But, I'm honestly, I'm not going to say any of that because really I am so honored. It's good.

She's good. She's hilarious. She had it all ready for her. She's a savage, yeah. But people kind of, again, it was the wrong crowd, right? Like a lot of people were like, this is a bit awkward. Like my dad's watching. You know, like my dad's who watches.

Well, if you don't know, it's like, oh, okay. You're like, this is a lot. That was a lot of people were like this is a bit awkward. My dad's watching. You know, like my dad's who watches. Well, if you don't know, it's like, oh, okay. This is a lot. That was a lot. It's just not very NFL on a Sunday. No. But it's great. They tried it with Dennis Miller. Yeah.

And people, they want their football. No, no, give us fancy points. Yeah, they want their football, yeah. She crushed it. But she's great. Yeah. I don't think you're set up for success in that, you know? And the last one I have is about Lizzo.

Speaking of Zempik. Addressing the Zempik allegations and she admits to doing it now. Is she a lot skinnier? What a great advertisement. It even works on Lizzo. Look at her. Yeah, man. Good for her. It's hard to tell. We finally get Zempik allegations after five months of weight and training deficient. Good at her. Yeah man, good for her. It's hard to tell. It says we finally get Ozempic allegations after five months of weight and training deficient.

Good for her, she looks fantastic. Yeah, I guess my only issue is, is that she was trying to really push that big girl movement. Stop looking at me. Looks fantastic, come on, take it easy. Doesn't she? No, no, no, she has a long ways to go. Oh, she's a big gal.

Yeah, that's why she's on Ozempic. Yeah. Yeah, she's a big gal. Yeah. So she's on Ozempic. Yeah. Let's see what she had in a year. I mean, I she's I think from what I read is she's claiming she's not on Ozempic. Oh, she definitely is. Very pretty face. Come on. She's just, you know, big gal. When I was in Tahiti, the women were, I remember I got a massage from the women in Tahiti and they are the Polynesian big bone gals. And she's not pretty, but I was, I'm way too light in the ass for Tahitian women. No, they're not attracted to you.

I'm just way too light. You are big boy. But I'm just, even for them, I'm like normal. You're normal dude I'm almost too skinny, right? Yeah, you know No, she has a ways to go man, but she's on the right track, right? Zambique is a revolutionary drug though. That's like kind of crazy It's it's actually it blocks the pathway in the brain. So you're not hungry. Yeah. You just don't eat.

It's actually not that. Can't be that healthy. Who knows? Well, you don't get enough protein. Remember when people were taking Fen-Fen? No, this is different though, because that spikes your adrenaline and stuff. This actually blocks a mental pathway.

No, this literally, you just won't eat. But then also, you know what's really good when they're trying to shut it down. Because all your diets, all those fads are out the window. If you can just take a shot or pill, what the fuck it is, and you get skinny, that multi-billion dollar business with the diets and the fads and the working out, if you can just take a shot, what do you think it does to them? So you see all this stuff like, Oh, it's so bad. Oh, this person died from it.

It's not okay. I doubt it. Yeah. It's actually not bad for you apparently. Or there are a lot of people say it causes stomach paralysis, but no, if you look at people have been taking it for a long time. Diabetes. Yeah.

Yeah. It actually does cause you. The problem is people stop eating. They don't get enough protein. They lose muscle mass and body mass, But there are people like Peter Attia says that it's not good for you because he sees people losing a lot of muscle mass and bone density. So I don't know. I think she's an okay candidate for it. Yeah, I think she's perfect.

Would you ever take it, Jim, when you were heavy? Would you have taken a shot once a week? Yeah. Back then, of course, I would do anything. Like, if you had a kid, like say he was like 18, especially a girl, she was like really overweight and she's tried to die, it's just not working. Why don't you just go get a Zempik? So that poor kid suffering like fat jokes all their fucking life. Yeah. Spitballing ideas. But I was in

Indiana and there are certain parts of the country where people still haven't figured out how to do it. Well, you'll realize they can't get all Zempig out there. Well, also you'll also realize that the way most Americans eat. Carbs. It is so insane. It's just literally all sugar.

Like that's the thing. I mean, you see people in their 20s who look like they are about to die. Oh, you'll see the women around Fort Wayne, Indiana, they look like Brock Lesnar with a wig on, man. They're big bitches. It's crazy, man. You walk in and you're like, this is not good.

My buddy Nick, Nick's a fitness dude, you know? Nick's a fitness guy, knows a lot. And we were trying to see who was actually, if there was, people just don't look that great. They're not worried about out there Why don't you get you think that's pretty much it All right. Well this episode is brought to you by those empty. We did it again, buddy. We did again pal guys We're gonna be man. How's it going? October 17 18 19 at yuk yuk. Yes, sir. Oh sick

Yeah, we're back there in a hot second. I know. Great club. I'm excited Is Brett working with you? Brett Forte. Brett Forte was there in Edmonton. Oh thick. Killed it. He's the man. He's great. The best. Yeah, Brett was great and he'll be he'll be there with Brett Forte. Yep. I'm excited Love it man. There you have it kids. Alright kids, love you guys. We're out. Peace. Hi, we're the Nemeth Bros. I'm Nick and he's Ryan and I'm a 20 plus year pro wrestling veteran, amateur comedian, F-list actor, wannabe lawyer, I once ate a 96 ounce steak and we have a new podcast

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