The Fighter & The Kid - Name That State! | TFATK Ep. 947
Episode Date: November 28, 2023The guys recap their Thanksgiving, play a surprise quiz game on the USA, Brendan updates the crew about what's happening with his new baby and the guys talk Netflix's Escaping Twin Flames, con artists..., meeting a flamboyant German fella at Erewhon, Brendan's overly loud truck, GSP rumors, Garth Brooks and Alec Baldwin being out of touch, current events around the world and much more! Goldco - Find out how you could get up to $10,000 in BONUS SILVER (while supplies last) at https://goldco.com/fighter or call 855-928-3489 now! MeUndies - https://meundies.com/tfatk for 25% OFF plus free shipping
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A little bit of a late start today.
See, the thing is we decided to grab lunch at everyone and Brian was there before me and so I rolled up
You know I was doing the shop show and I'm like I'm hungry too, so I roll up. I'm checking out and I hear
How's that I look over Brian is can I deposit these here?
He's recycling now, I was returning the recycling cans, and I go,
slowly I go, he's like, oh, hold on,
hold on, I said, excuse me sir, are you recycling now?
And even the old lady's like, okay,
I go, hey, if you just want four bucks,
first you call me, and I got you.
You call me an unspeakable man.
Yeah, I did.
You call me a lady.
You call me an unspeakable man in front of the lady.
And then I came back, oh, hey, but I got a bunch of cans
by my house.
If you want to come by later and just gather them up.
I feed my son.
I feed my son.
Well, I feed my son.
Milk, raw goat milk.
He loves it because it's super sweet and it comes from a special farm, so he's obsessed
with it.
When are you in the whole recycle thing?
No, your bougie is fine.
No, no, no.
It's very, very bougie.
It's very bougie.
It's very expensive, but the bottles, I get $3 back,
so I've returned them so that milk is expensive
and it's going to be so bad.
Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
He got $14.
$15.
That was all.
What is happening?
Well, I thought it was just some random old dude.
You know how it goes.
Yeah, those have been sitting in my trunk
for since four years ago.
My wife bought a bunch of glasses for the kitchen.
I didn't like them.
In fact, I said these are the worst glasses of all time.
So then she said, return them
and they've been sitting in my trunk.
And I don't think it's probably 300 dollars
worth of glasses.
I don't think I can do it. I don't think it's probably 300 dollars worth of glasses. I don't think I can do it
I don't think I can't return anything. I can't do it. I can't return any too much of a hassle
I can't I mean I can't recycle like that when you look at recycling. You know, it all goes in the same place
Right, it's all hype. Well, that's right. Yeah Michael Schellenberger said all that plastic gets sold
In other countries then they throw it away into the ocean. So I throw all my plastic away. Yeah
You know, I'm saying, bro?
You should get your 14 bucks, man.
15.
Oh, dude, this is, when I'm done with this,
do you have like a bag or something,
you want me to put this in there?
Dude, be cool, all right?
Nine old times are tough, dude.
Those are glass bottles.
Is this two or five cents for the cans?
Can I go through so many DCs?
But they're glass bottles.
They're old school glass bottles.
Now I just want to thank Now I spent Thanksgiving by myself,
you know, large pepperoni pizza.
Have we not talked about Thanksgiving?
We haven't been in here in seven days.
Oh my God.
So weird.
Long as break I've ever had.
You ate a pepperoni pizza?
Because my girl had the emergency C section on expected.
She'd hit the fan.
So I spent most of the time in the hospital.
I got to go back to get all their stuff. Could you just rush out of the house? So I'll go back to the house.
And she's like, well, don't rush back. Everything's fine here. And the boys read the grandma grandpa's.
She's like, get the boys and just, you know, do thanks giving that home.
Okay. And the boys are busy doing some massage just by myself. Nothing to eat.
Or the large dominoes pipe and pepperoni pizza.
I just really, I thought it'd be cool.
I know Thanksgiving, no Thanksgiving.
I thought it was the hospital.
I thought it would be fun.
I was like, oh, I've always wanted pizza on Thanksgiving.
Who's sad?
That's sad, dude.
Very sad.
No, no turkey.
So, it was tough time.
Yeah, well, what's funny about that,
I went to my own with my wife.
She had a very complicated pregnancy.
And so there was all kinds of issues.
And what you realize is that you're useless in that room, huh?
Like, thank God for what you realized.
You realize nurses are superheroes.
They're the shit.
So are the doctors.
In the NICU, in the NICU, the unit man,
they are such bad asses.
Oh yeah, such bad asses.
So my child had, my child's heart stopped at one point my child has real problems, right? My wife's almost died on the
Operating too. So there are a lot of problems, right? And so but we make it through but what was wild is when you're going through those kind of
complications the pediatricians
They come in as a group, right? They'll come in. There's one main one.
Yeah, they come in.
And if they leave, it's good.
It's all good.
If they stay, there's an issue.
And it was incredible.
Cedar sign, I mean, that's where we're at.
Cedar sign, it's one of the best.
The best.
It's one of the best.
It blew me up.
It blew me up.
It's been a month and they nick you.
I can't imagine.
But I thought, because I thought,
Nick you see, it's a preemie, so I'll have to go in like the container, I can't imagine. But I thought, because I thought, Nick you see it's a preemie,
so I'll have to go in like the container,
like the alien spaceship.
I was like, oh, it should be in there.
I don't know how big of a deal it was.
And then, you know, they take her,
I follow them to the room, we go in there.
Like all these are probably preemie,
everyone's fine.
And you're in there and they're here,
beep, beep, beep, and all these nurses rush in.
And they're doing this thing
and they put up the blindness, they can't look in, I'm like, what the hell, and all these nurses rush in. And they're doing this thing and they put up the,
the blindness, they can't look at them, like,
what the hell's happening?
Yeah.
Pure chaos.
I'm like, my kid's okay, she's sleeping.
I was going on here.
And there's like, can you step out for a second?
I'm out, they don't let me in for about two hours.
Whoa.
That baby passed away.
Oh.
Cause in that, in that area, that's like, so I didn't,
you know, they don't tell me much.
I didn't, my baby wasn't in a great state yeah yeah you know because their lungs weren't developed so
she was supposed to cook longer she was like I need out now and I was like oh
this is cool she's coming early it's not good when they come that early now so
they had she had to go in that Nick unit for a while but hopefully she comes home
today we'll see yeah they do look in healthier but with real things yeah you don't
realize how big of a deal.
And the thing about, they deal with it.
And I was talking to the doctor, he's like,
oh, baby's passed away every day.
He's like, if you don't realize,
like certain things happen.
Oh, yeah, man.
He's like, thank God, your baby's breathing on it.
So, just start breathing on it.
It's only within an hour,
sometimes when they're premies
and they don't have lungs, stuff,
or they're not developed,
he's like, it's stuff, man.
He's like, I deal with it every day.
Yeah.
God, you guys are bad at this.
They're bad at this.
I couldn't deal with it.
And then the doctors, they have a doctor there for you
as a husband, because they're afraid you might faint
if you see blood.
Really?
Yeah, so they'll help me.
They'll be right near you.
No, what they do, they're your cut, right?
Get them James.
Yeah, you know me, I'm much, so they put me on thing.
They go, we have to have a C section.
The baby's got to come out now than the baby didn't.
And they push it out.
There's a thousand things, but they're there with you
in case you can't handle it.
But I was like, I didn't have that.
I looked at the guy and I were like this, I go, I go.
Hey, bro, get a cup of coffee.
I'm fine.
Get a cup of coffee.
I'm fine.
How are you doing?
You're like a UFC judge, take the night off.
And you know what he said to me?
He goes, you're the one, huh?
And I go, some would say. The said to me he goes you're the one huh and I go some would say
The one that doesn't pass out during the pregnancy
Yeah, yeah guys you need any help over there you guys what's going on over there?
You hear those war stories of like the husband's passing out. It doesn't cross my mind me neither dude
We're waiting to make it about you me she's doing your oh
God you hear that job. I hear that and wait a minute. You. She's doing it. Oh God, you hear that.
God.
I hear that and I'm like, hey bro, I resent that.
No, you just leave me.
Your husband passes out to us of, you're a girlfriend.
I am more awake.
Although I did sleep through some of the more traumatic
things, I was tired.
I was right in the same, but I'm okay.
In fact, the doctors go, how is he sleeping through this?
Because there was a,
I can't believe you can sleep.
Yeah, my wife's blood pressure like hit zero.
I know, I'm a baby, they could get hurt.
No sleep, Mr. Alert 247.
But I was there for some of it,
but one of them I was asleep apparently,
when all, like 50 people in the room, out.
The guy's literally goes, how's he asleep?
Yes, my wife's like, I don't know.
Sure, he sucks.
Yes, he's very sucks, he's fucking.
Yeah, he went to show up, bro.
But what I did watch, what I want to talk about,
when I was eating my pepperoni pizza, crying's fucking. Yeah, he went a show up, bro. But what I did watch, what I want to talk about when I was eating my pepperoni pizza crying into my pepperoni,
is I finally watched Twin Flames.
Oh, dude, how about that guy and those two?
That guy and girl.
How about that girl?
Has anyone seen it?
No, past.
So let me call.
For the viewers who haven't seen it,
easy on call, right?
There's no evidence of that.
Okay, sorry.
So if you don't know, Twin Flames is a documentary on Netflix, and it's this couple
who they say they're Twin Flames, they get married within like four hours of meeting
each other, you propose to her on Instagram DMs.
She keeps getting bigger and bigger.
So they, we'll get to that.
So they, and there's a reason for that.
So there's a couple that say we found our Twin Flames, we're going to teach you how to
find your Twin Flames.
They start a club, like a club on Facebook.
They grow to 32, twin flames. They start a club, like a club on Facebook. They grow to 32,000 followers.
He has the followers working for him.
He tells him, this is your twin flame,
this is your twin flame, this 18 year old girl.
He goes, I know who your twin flame is.
I got a message last night, right?
So they're all in.
They have to pay $200, $22 a month.
There he is.
Oh, he's baking bake.
Oh, wait a minute.
And he flaunts his wealth.
$24,000 a month for the whole is. Oh, he's baking bread. Oh, wait, he flaunts as well. $24,000 a month for the whole course.
Yeah, to a certain level.
It's like a minimum 20, $222 a month.
36,000 people of pain.
So he's making bread every month.
But there's 18 year old girl.
He goes, I get your twin flame.
He lives in Salt Lake City.
She's like, I've never met him.
He's like, I had a vision.
You need to move out there right now.
The whole crew precious her. She moves down
there. The studio has no job, two-time felon. He's super abusive. She gets there and she's
like, this cannot be real, but she's trying to manage it. She was a very impressionable
year. She's 18.
Oh, she's even after finding all this out. She's like, I'm still kind of in this.
Yeah, she's like, this is the one. And then what they do, and this is where the cold similarities come in, is all coats do this.
They cut off all communication of your family,
because any normal person like, this is insane.
What are you doing?
So you got to cut off all your family.
So there's a mom on the search for her daughter.
It hasn't seen her in three years.
Yeah, and a twin sister, identical twin.
Yeah, don't talk to her.
No.
It's so hard.
It gets crazy though, because then,
It gets crazy.
Yes, because then it gets crazy, then as you keep going, he goes,
here's the thing, there's no such thing as sexuality.
So there's male flames and there's female flames.
A male can be a female flame and a female can be a male flame.
So he was just like, you're doing flames of woman.
She's like, I'm not a lesbian, he's like,
he's not about being a lesbian.
It's your inner flame.
So these people weren't gay.
They were pressured into getting with gay couples.
This guy's incredible, because this guy,
he used to sell a cure for cancer.
This guy is classic, he'd have a cell phone shop.
This is the kind of guy that can sell anything.
You know, these guys just come up with ways.
And it's all marketing, it's all packing and man-
Oh, the best, the best is, so he keeps branching out.
He's an entrepreneur like a motherfucker,
but so he keeps, he keeps, horrible person, person horrible person so he key and so is his wife
He keeps making businesses out of it. So he goes I have my my diet plan to be the perfect twin flame
You got to eat like I you got to he teaches you how to make the meals and you have to finish everything guys and girls
You have to pay for it though. You have to pay for it of course. Yeah, right. So now he's like branched off at the meal prep and everything. No, but you think it's like it's all
Carp to no it's all no it's all cars
You have to Christ the girl the girl the girls put on average of 80 pounds
Doing his diet because you have to finish everything. It's all like heavy carbs potatoes and
Burgers and like he don't know what the face not dietitian. Yeah, but he's selling the soul thing
So every so his wife throughout
This is my favorite part of the wife
It should be called thick flames the wife starts off at maybe 140 pounds by the end of it
240 and so all the women are putting on they put on 70 pounds
It's that one young girl who goes I gain 80 pounds. It's so great. Whoa. Yeah, she just keeps getting, and then she keeps getting quieter and quieter
and more and more in the background.
Because he shuts her down.
Oh yeah, he should talk.
He's a classic cult leader.
You know, and then you can, yeah, this guy,
he's, he's,
he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,
he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,
how old is he?
Oh yeah, young guy.
He's just, he's just figured out
a way to make money.
That's all, that's, that's,
that's just his hustle to make money.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's,
and where it gets weird too is when they got in trouble.
He wanted to buy a property, a church,
and have everyone live there.
And then start for one of the tax reasons.
For taxing, but then also he wanted to create his own community.
So you'd have sex with the girls,
or you'd pay to you to have sex with your creatives.
It's like LDS, right?
Well, church later this seems a little different.
It's an awesome little concept.
Yeah, it's no different than what a lot of these people do.
And this is, yeah, Joe Smith, yeah.
But the Mormon church has a lot of really sustainable
tenants to it.
So a lot of it's like self-restriction.
You don't drink coffee, you don't drink.
You know, they help people, you have to help outsiders, you have to be, you have to help outsiders,
you are missions, they're really, it's all about discipline.
So Mormon religion works for a lot of people.
There's all about polygamy.
You know, remember there was that Netflix special,
like eat, like,
pre-pre-love.
No, it was, it was,
Oh, I don't know, that was a different thing.
That's it, but that's a sect.
I didn't mean,
there were certain sects that broke off
in the Mormon church, which were abusive pedophiles.
But he would pick who he used to.
That's what he would have made.
These were made.
These are cults of the,
but those are polygamous, which is illegal.
Socio-paths, sociopaths will form followings.
They're very good at like guys like Jim Jones and stuff.
They're very good at forming these,
these reinventing a church, reinventing a religion.
They get a cult and most of the time it's because they want
their dick sucked.
And almost always they're having sex with all the girls
from the age of probably nine up.
And that's the thing.
And that documentary, there was like nine.
But also, if they had the wives on there,
when he go to bed, all all seeks the wives had to line up
They're like we hate it and then they're he would decide all right
You're staying with me tonight and they're like oh wait who is this on on this documentary?
It's a branch of yeah more men
They're playing this guy. He's more into money. You can see it
It's all money for this guy and he's not about sex
It's not for us as employees to work for him and doesn't pay them
I've had a boss like that.
But you see the employees, you get it too.
It's tough for them.
They're all, they should be called twin war lines.
They're very lonely people.
Very lonely and nobody is attractive.
Well, you know what he said?
He said it great.
He said, there are a thousand people on the internet who have a problem.
If you can show up with a solution to that problem, there's a line out your door and they just pay you.
Here's my question.
This guy just figured out a way to have a match.
Here's my question, I'll be after watching that.
If you're the feds, if you're the FBI,
what did he do? That's illegal.
Nothing.
That's why they can't come out of it.
Isn't that crazy?
Because it's like with any religion,
like you could argue, like this is insane.
Let's get, there's no evidence of it.
So if you're the FBI, like what do you want us to do?
He's not doing anything illegal.
If you're stupid enough to buy it, like us to do? He's not doing anything illegal.
If you're stupid enough to buy it,
like the guy who sold, he goes out of a solar power dryer.
Have you seen this?
He was out of this list of layers.
He markets his thing,
in Dunterrey pictures, I have the first ever to market solar power dryer.
So he's like, please invest here,
buy it here, thousands and thousands of people buy it.
You know what he sent them?
A hanger. No. Because solar power dryer. So the sun know, you sent them a hanger. No.
Get solar powered dryer.
So the sun hits it, it's a hanger.
So they want to sue.
Right.
They go to the government, they go to the FEDs
and they're like, what do you want us to do?
No, I see, I think this guy,
I can just stupid enough to buy into this.
What do you, can't he, this is a guy,
this is a guy and there are a lot of them out there.
He went, you know, people are dumb and he's right.
And he said, I can get enough dumb people
to pay me money if I come up with a way to
package salvation or love or love was a thing.
He's curing loans.
He could guarantee you would find your equal.
You'd find your twin flame.
Yeah.
Guaranteed within a year.
And then he's very good at coming up with these different like tears and packages and
classes.
We have to pay more and more money to get to the top tier.
But then also in twin flames.
So then he would have couples who weren't doing well.
But they are forced to pretend like they were.
So people like, well, it works for them.
So he must be do something right.
And then those people went bad on them.
Like this is all an act.
He used to beat me and all this shit, like horrible stuff.
Look, a lot of martial arts schools before the UFC used to be that way.
A lot of acting schools used to be that way.
There was a lot of things like that
where your teacher is the end on be all
and you do everything.
And there are people that just need to follow.
They want to follow.
It's like CNN, it's like CNN, really.
Like you know, when people tune into that
and they think that's the gospel,
it's like, no, they're just pitching this stuff
because they're getting paid, man.
Big farmers paying them all this money.
That's why they're doing it.
They don't really give a shit.
They're just paying the stuff and then you repeat what they're saying.
It's all, it's just a hustle.
But he said it.
You can, there are people on the internet looking for a solution to their problems.
Everybody isn't paying.
Everybody wants something.
And if you're good and you know how to come up
with a quote unquote solution,
if you, if people sell salvation, they sell love,
they sell immortality, they sell health.
Think about how many people on the internet right now
are selling you away to live longer.
Oh, selling you away to raise your testosterone,
selling you away to have more energy.
Get more shredded, this diet, this diet, this pill,
this shot. I mean, you have to plan something, plan love, right?
I feel like,
because everyone can relate to it.
Everyone can.
You feel bad for them, you know?
Of course you do.
There's one lady there, like your twin flame is Rebecca,
and it was just like military laser,
she's like, on camera, she's like, no. They're like, well, no, we're telling you we got a message last night from the big
man upstairs. Your twin flame is Rebecca and she's like, no, just turn the camera off.
She's like, come out. Yeah. So I'm not a lesbian. So he told like higher powers into
these and maybe use the higher powers. Yeah. Well, you know, there are there are there are also a
subset of the population. Obviously, that is really damaged. They're really amassed.
They're mentally unstable.
They're lonely.
When you sell, whatever you sell,
I've done some sales jobs.
And the one thing your sales,
somebody who knows how to train you for sales will tell you,
is that there is a segment of the population
that can never say no.
They cannot say no.
And those are the people that's gonna be your base. You're gonna make money make money if you know that's why you have mail-in balance. There you go.
Because you're too stupid. This is what they're teaching you're too stupid to show up with an ID in person.
So they want to mail it. They want to make it as easy as possible.
Yeah. I've got my ideas apparently hard to get. It's insane. We need it for everything.
It's so insane.
But yeah, that was good.
Yeah, I think you're right about this guy.
What would you do with this guy?
Like to me, I'm like, look dude, you're making,
in my opinion, I think this guy is a complete fraud.
I think he's making money off of people who are desperate.
But it's not a lead.
I don't think he's a good guy.
I would never, I'm not.
No, he's a complete narcissist. He's a shaker's hand. But, but that's on the people he's not a legal. I don't think he's a good guy. I would never, I'm not sure. No, he's a complete narcissist.
He's a shaker's hand.
No.
But that's on the people he's taken advantage of.
Yeah, for the government.
He's not killing anybody.
He's not, these people are doing it on there.
It's all via web.
He's showing you a service that you're buying.
Yeah.
You're like, where are you gonna go after, you know,
people that read your poem?
Yeah, it's like, the government's like,
what do you want us to do, man?
If you're dumb enough to fall asleep.
Sylvia Brown before she died.
The great Sylvia.
She used to make $700 for 20 minutes of a phone call.
You so it would be 20 minutes, you would give her $700.
This is back in the 90s when people,
like where you know, she'd be like,
give me 700 bucks for 20 minutes.
I will consult with you and I will give you a reading.
And she made all the money.
Well, that'd be like, that'd be like trying to go after an only fans girl,
but like, was Deemer and she said she was in to me.
It's like, hey, you got to strip her too?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Her name's not really Cinnamon either, dumbass.
Yeah, you had to dumb me.
Like, you want the police to rest the strippers?
Yeah.
It's a hustle.
There's a whole thing in Colombia, guys,
who had fallen of girls in Colombia,
and then go there, send them money, send them money,
and then they'll follow up a relationship.
Go there and be like, she's not here.
Huh, she didn't meet you at the fucking train station
with a bow in her hair.
It's called 90 Day Fiance.
If you watch that, you're like,
God, God, figure it out.
Yeah, but Catfish, you ever see that?
That TV show? Yeah, I'm alive. But catfish, you ever see that TV show?
Yeah, I'm alive.
Some of those people are just so desperate.
I don't know how people get away with catfishing anymore.
Like how do you not say, let me see your face.
Not in 2023, but it's been a show for how long?
10 years.
And there's so many ways to...
I think it's still on though, isn't it?
Because people want to love me.
People want to love me.
It's like conspiracies.
It's way more fun to believe that there's a conspiracy
than in maybe something less sexy like,
I don't know, a mistake.
Yeah, start as a doc and then branched off
that entire series, that new guy and his brother.
The main guy quit though.
The main guy quit.
No, new's still on there.
The other is main helper that with the guy with a salty pepper here
He laughed my was one the shows the best my least favorite people though are are con men. I hate Connman
I don't know about who likes him. I hate him though
I like I would I'll take a murderer over a con man. Oh, not me a murder. Yeah, I like a guy who you know
Like some people I just I really get kind of a man is there's guy. Hmm. I really get conned out of money than die
Right guys figure that these gangsters know like gangsters a little brave the con man though
Like I worked for a guy like that and they have this amazing. What was this hustle?
Um, you can't say I can't no no it No, no, it was a lot of the weed stand up company like business
opera. I stopped having a guy on my podcast back in the day, so to Rogan, because there
was a guy who was selling, uh, you selling health and yeah, and then I talked to somebody
who rent his company and and they told me how and he out how he was running it and I went,
do I know him? Yeah, I was like, that makes so much sense.
Do I know him?
Yeah, I'm sure you would know him.
I'll tell you who he's scumbag, but no.
So yeah, but those people, when you get like,
the right people together, these guys know who to hire.
They pick a girl who's like,
my only other job was I worked at Hooters
and I drive a Toyota Corolla, but I really wanted infinity.
And like next thing you know,
you're paying this girl seven grand a month.
Hell yeah. And you own them. Where's she gonna go get a but I really wanted infinity. And like next thing you know, you're paying this girl seven grand a month. Hell yeah.
And you own them.
Where is she gonna go get a job like that?
And they just stock home syndrome you all together.
Those con men are the scariest people in the world.
Yeah, they're bad, bad people.
They're terrible.
They do what works, you know?
Yeah, because they sell some like,
I'm connected to goodness stuff or what I'm-
You're a real hustle.
Yeah, they'll bring God into it.
It's the best.
They bring spiritual energy.
That's how cold start, man.
Uh-huh.
They said there's like, I forget on that doc,
they said there's something like over 1000
cults in America right now.
Only?
It might be 2000.
Yeah, something like that, but sure.
It's a lot, though you like what?
Like when you look up how many active,
some killers are you like, what?
How's this like getting more attention. You have to have a leader
You have to have one person that's really there with the answers of the 10,000 colds all the way off
Type it in how many syruculars are our chin
Is there still a lot of yeah
active syruculars in America
I mean well some cults remember the one remember the one where they all dressed in purple night keys
And they all they all drank they all died those are black night keys and night you made them cover it up
Yeah, you're talking about the people that we're gonna go they had he castrate him
He castrates yeah, it's because they call those night keys that having gates that night you took him off their site now
They're collectibles no way the having gates are collectibles because they all died in those brand new night
Isn't that crazy and they they all thought they were going to catch a comment.
They were going to catch a comment.
Isn't that crazy?
And they said, we all have to die and go there.
That's the gateway.
But the thing is, there are some smart people involved.
Like NASA scientists.
No.
Yeah, like wicked smart people.
Yeah, they were.
They did it in North Carolina.
I think they were NASA scientists.
No, I'm telling you, there's some few smart people on there.
Well, they, and it was in our town. There was shocking that a scientists. No, I'm telling you, there's some few smart people on there. Well, they, um,
and it was shocking that a lot of more adults bring up the guy,
the heavens gate leader of heavens gate.
His eyes are like this.
Yeah, he had the surgery.
He was a singer.
You're the same surgery, you did.
Yeah, he used to be a singer.
Well, he had his, no, he had,
so I had no,
he had the same surgery.
No, you have same surgery.
But he had this, you did that.
You have this, yeah, he had his eyebrows raised.
Look at him
I'm trusting baby that hair come look at that guy mm-hmm poor guy what a mess
He cut his own balls off. He had his self-castrated and then he yeah, he sold a whole heavens gate thing
Yeah, the having gate Nike's his dad never a dad kicked him out of that
He was gay and his dad kicked him out of the house and never spoke to him again. He was a singer and he just, he just lost.
That's a nice show.
Type in having gate Nike's, Jim.
We wanna see the Nike's.
They're sick.
You can't get them anymore.
They ruined those.
Good thing they didn't do a cool pair of kicks.
Look at that.
Purple and black.
You would know the shoes, dude.
Did these ones or what?
Ah!
Having gate so.
Those are sick. Why would they wear Nike's?
Oh, because you fly, because Nike went to the sun or something.
Absolutely not dude, just because they're popular
sneaker, they can all buy it once.
What does Nike mean in Greek? Anybody?
What's up? What does Nike mean in Greek?
I don't know.
I believe it means victory.
Hmm. Yeah.
The original go who got paid to do it, they showed a bunch of the logos that they she submitted.
It was some young girl who went to Oregon.
And she got paid like two grand.
Oh, you're close, Brian. It means wing goddess.
Yeah, wing goddess of victory.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If she got paid us, not too much.
Do you know what company Adidas is where it comes from?
All day I dream about sex Germany.
I think it's, isn't it Italy?
No.
Adidas?
I thought it was Italian.
Adidas.
I think, I say, I do that.
It's all day I dream about soccer, but when we're kids, we'd say sex.
Ooh.
Oh, you don't wanna play this game, bubble.
Oh.
You're better off with politics, yeah.
Yeah.
You're better off with politics, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
Sorry, I apologize.
I got one carrying a red, right?
Go recycle, right?
Hair's a, it's from hair's a whatever.
Yeah.
What does it do to me?
It's a Sakonis.
Huh?
It doesn't mean anything, does it?
Sakonis is Japanese.
No, at all. I love it. It's all day I dream danger about soccer. Oh shit. Oh, where did I said that? Oh shit? Oh, well You said that twice it's sexting you know, I could have said no I cracked I said these kids we said that see not know
It's been attention. Oh said as kids who would say that is fun thing to say
My name is Adi Dousler. No, it's actually it's not all dad Jim. No, that's what Americans would say that it lines up. Oh
Puma's German
We saw very gay German man today walk by us he went
No, listen, oh, man, that's a
What are you going to yell that he was a ooh?
Oh, I'm sure I was a
What I was I was I was I was I was He was like, ooh, which slice up? Which slice of water was that? I was, I slu-it.
No, I didn't.
So I was like that.
Dude, you're, you're, you're,
I knew which slice up.
And he was like super straight up.
I was like, dude, you're, you're,
you're, you're, couldn't be more stereotypically gay.
I mean, and in German, I was like, God,
when your gay breaks through the language barrier,
oh, right away, I let, whoa.
I couldn't understand what he's saying in German,
but he was saying, oh, I'm a huge fan of all the cops. Yeah.
I can't get enough.
Yeah.
I want to dive into a sea of cops.
Yeah, that's exactly the thing.
It's all I think about all day long.
Yeah.
No, it's not all the ass.
It was loud, too.
It was like damn.
Yeah, it was literally like, he was trying to get your attention.
I said that porch got some salt in sweeteners.
I want to suck the grease monkeys.
The giant grease monkeys cock
The guy who's dressed like a Mario man. Nose pollution Ram trucks on
Nose pollution dude you I was eating my meal and I just hear
Everybody everybody's like what the fuck is going on?
Like he's just sitting you were just it's like it's an alarm for cut. It's how they go running. Especially at Airwine, it's full of just soft people.
It just vegans are like, no!
And you guys all ran.
I know.
There's everybody going.
And you come out and I jump suit
with a bad mustache and a mullet.
I guess it's say something.
Just big of shit.
Just a bunch of tassels.
I just wanna run over all of them.
Colley flower ears with a giant truck.
It was actually, I appreciate that part. Yeah. I just want to run over all of the cauliflower and ears with a giant truck.
It was actually, I appreciate that part. Yeah. Just macho.
If you had had a sword, you come in and go,
everybody dies today.
Can, can, can.
Yeah, can it, it just doesn't fit in there.
Man.
If you want to run away from you really quickly,
just start talking about fighting.
If you're not a fighter, don't ask me.
Yeah.
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Do you, were there any fights benefit this beat on Drande? Drande? Yeah, there's box and fight. Yeah, what else you got? It's Benefitus beat Andrade. Andrade?
Yeah, there's boxing fight. Yeah, what else you got?
Well, I wanna keep fishing.
If you think that,
if you think that it's kind of a ducking Benefitus.
No, I don't,
but there's fights coming up this weekend.
Yeah, Birnuckle,
Eddie Alvarez versus Mike Perry,
which is phenomenal.
Damn, Eddie Alvarez is a lot smaller than Mike Doe, isn't he?
Not really, no.
Eddie Alvarez is a 10.
My turn, 85 Eddie Alvarez,
45 to 55, that is a significant. It's 85, it's 45 to 55.
That is a significant thing.
And he's a big thick boy.
Yeah.
He's a little smaller.
Damn.
You got Deuce with her sookin.
Armance Rooking him.
He's a badass.
Yeah, another fucking.
Jalen Turnin Bobby Green, Rob Font, figure you know.
I've been out of for a while.
Sean Brady Kelvin Gaslam, it's a great fight night.
It's really good. Sean Brady Kevin Yossley
Guita's fighting. Yeah, she me should take it fighting
Fuck he's amazing way to go back go back. I'm
Mecia Tates coming back. Yep. She's been back bubble. Wow really?
I think it's a third or fourth fight. Why? I think third fight back in. Yeah. How is she doing? She's one and one. Yeah
There's a little rumor fight. Why? Things third fight back in. How was she doing? She's one and one. Yeah. Oh man.
There's a little rumor.
GSP.
At 42.
Coming back.
I started that rumor.
You did?
Yeah.
That's where you got that.
Why did you start it?
It completely came from me.
Really?
Because I had nothing to talk about last Monday. And your dumb ass fell for it. So it's not happening. I heard it from someone else. Of course
Rogan sends me goes look what you've done rumor mill money. Rogan's look what you done
He goes what's your source is like out nothing. I go slow Monday
That's how there. That's everywhere.
You just were like, GSP might make a comeback.
Why not?
I love what he said.
Have you seen what's going on with the Sean Strickland and Ian Gay stuff?
No.
It's a lot to get into.
I'd like to hear it.
Because I like that fight even though Ian Gay are usually fights.
It's 70, doesn't he?
70.
You were about about say 75
I'm a punch of mouth right?
There's no division I know but there's no 75
We got it you got it you got it some of the stuff.
Gary's a big boy though tall you know.
We're not talking about them fighting.
Okay what are we talking about?
Chin.
Do you want me to explain this like that breakdown?
Yeah I don't explain it.
So you and Gary I might someone sent me some notes, go ahead, Jim.
They were like,
I'm in which tune we're looking a little more
on these current events.
I don't know, this is what I saw from the internet.
So, it's basically Sean Strickling found out
that Ian Gary's wife, she wrote a book 12 years ago called,
How to Be a Wag.
And a Wag is a wife and a girlfriend of like a,
athlete, yeah, like a professional,
athlete, a famous athlete.
And then, he also found out somehow that she has her ex-husband
living with Ian Gary and him.
I mean, he's just confident.
And Ian Gary, I guess he's just the ex-husband
is also the nutritionist of Ian Gary.
This, by the way, this is all like stuff that they're saying.
Ian Gary is has nothing to prove.
You see, he's confident enough.
But they're saying that she's basically controlling
the stuff that he does.
And Sean Strickland made these posts like, dude, that's so lame.
I'm gonna teach you how to, you know, I'm gonna be a bro for you
and like, look out for you, don't be with that girl.
And then there's stuff like them potentially suing
uh, Sean Strickland because of the stuff that, you know, he's saying.
So this is what I got from...
I see, I see. I see. I see. I have all that domestic shit, man.
Yeah, most fighters should. this is what I got from... I stand up all that domestic shit, man.
Yeah, most fighters should.
This is what I got.
So the guy goes, the Ian Gerrister has been twisted all over online, which you guys do
a little more research.
She did release a 12 minute audio book.
The term WAG comes from the UK media during the FIFA World Cup and is labeled all the football
players miss his WAGs and banned the Wags from traveling with the football players
during the World Cup.
The living with her ex-husband is it real?
That's all been made up.
He goes, can you blame me and Gary, though?
She's a MILF.
He was just tricked me five minutes to find this out.
You and Chin, please do better.
Now, by whether we're looking at actual MMA articles
and that's what they're posting,
we don't know the actual details of that.
We should look in the world. Gary fights. do anything you like can I see is though his wife
he is a fucking warrior
there she is good good gorgeous I'd expect nothing less and they and people are saying that she
also kind of like you know she's a little older than him. She's 40. He's 20 love it. Oh love it.
Fucking love him. She's 40. Yeah, he just went up in my fucking book. He looks great. I love that God
I never baby. She's hot shit hell yeah. Hard as shit. He's their baby. He says
I'm a fan of all the way around and that's it. Yeah, baby looks just like him too. So cute
Bravo Ian Gary and Bravo to his hot wife and even Sean Strickland's like quote unquote best friend
Curtis he uh Chris Curtis. He even posted defending Ian Gary and his wife saying like just leave them alone
They have their own relationship. They're doing the own thing and like they're actually good people
Listen that so and then him and Sean Strickling got,
we're going toe to toe on on a.
Talk good.
Sean's just a fire brand.
Sean was a fire brand.
Curtis.
Sean's just a fire brand.
He likes toe.
Yeah, but he's just a crazy dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wouldn't mind seeing that.
I think my whole thing is, is,
you don't know what's real, what's not.
Like, we don't, like, what is came from?
Who knows?
Is it possible? As far as like them being, you know, what's not. Like we don't, like what if we don't? Like what if we don't? Who knows? Is it possible?
Like as far as like them being, you know,
in this weird relationship and all that stuff,
like we just don't know.
Can I float something?
What?
Is it possible that Ian Gerrace floating with going to 85?
No, it's not, no.
He doesn't want this negativity.
Okay.
I think he would now.
Yeah.
I think that's what he should do
is try and beat up Sean Strickland.
He's a good fight, right?
But because if it was, if it was,
they're not just gonna bullshit their way
because him threatening to sue him is not smart.
That doesn't help anybody.
Yeah, so that's where the biggest thing came from,
the whole lawsuit stuff.
So that's why Strickland's like,
that's not even Garrett, that's his wife
in who else running his social media.
He did say something like,
I'm just letting you know,
can you give your heads up that, you know,
this could be a lawsuit,
but the wife is the one saying,
like, you know, there should be consequences
if you don't take it down,
which is already silly,
by telling us.
Wait, how do we know Ian Garry said that?
In the direct message it was Ian Garry's,
I know, I'm saying that's not Ian Garry's.
No, I'm saying that to be a stupid thing that's Ian.
He came from his account though.
I know, I'm telling you that he's not run that.
That's coming from his account. I'm saying it from his account.
Yeah.
That doesn't mean shit.
I've had a million stuff come.
That, so you think it's in gear?
No, I'm just saying it came from his account.
So that has to be,
I'm my message to you, Janice.
If you think that's in Gary Post and then,
who knows?
It could be, I don't know.
It's not.
You don't know though, you, you don't know for fact.
You don't, you're not encouraging this thing.
Yeah, dude.
You're not there.
People do post for you too, right?
But you also post for yourself. Not anymore. I mean, so I'm saying it could still come from here. You don't have this finger, dude. You're not there. People do post for you too, right? But you also post for yourself.
Not anymore.
I mean, I'm saying it could still come from here.
You don't have to acknowledge it, it doesn't come from it.
I'm on your side.
I'm not like I don't think it's him.
All right, whatever.
I can't spread it.
I'm on your side.
Yeah, I wish you knew.
I'm just saying we don't know for a fact.
That's the truth.
We don't know for a fact.
Ian Gary doesn't have somebody running his social media.
Maybe he does, but it could still be him posting.
I don't know.
I don't know. I like to mix,. I like to mix. I'm trying to stir the pot here. The problem is with his
marketing team. It's gone so bad. The direction they've sent him. He's getting so much hate now.
It's been a nightmare. Oh, he was with the most beloved fighters. They should run a consultant
for fighters on social media. And so, remember, we're talking about some shop show too.
Like, so he, there's like this, I think you have seen embedded, you know,
they do behind the scene stuff. And then there's this clip of Ingear putting
on a shirt versus a guy named Jeff Neal.
Jim, you went to prison a lot or went to get a lot of.
I go ahead and mug shot. So you put the mug shot on the shirt, but it seemed
like he was his wife's idea. She did all that she picked a shirt out.
And he's like, oh, I love this. He's like, I was even thinking of this.
This is brilliant.
But in your it's like, oh, what's going on here?
So people, yeah, that's why people are coming to the conclusion
that they think that his wife is.
It's very possible.
She runs a lot of stuff.
Yes.
And there's a few fighters like that.
Major fighters that you know.
Yeah, I'm sure.
And they don't run their social media.
That's fine.
I remember when Mike Perry used to have his girlfriend
in his corner, you know?
Yeah. What's that have to do with this? Same thing. Some people. No, that's fine. But remember when Mike Perry used to have his girlfriend in his corner, you know? Yeah, what's that have to do with this same thing some people?
No, that's different because she's not running his social media and his narrative
He just had in the corner because he had one corner man and they have the love of your life in the corner
That's different than her doing his PR and his shit talking for him. That's a nightmare
Nightmare that's that's because now it's because he and Gary now it's he's gone again from his beloved kid to just the most hated guy in the UFC
They're just the way they're handling his accounts. Yeah, not good. It's not his fighting's insane. He's so talented
So he's taking care of business there then outside of the
Speaking in your voice, but you we can I did that in the beginning somebody took over my social media
You'll be both and it's a night you're making jokes and so I was like who wrote this? you can. I did that in the beginning. Somebody took over my social media.
You'll be both and it's a nightmare.
You were making jokes and stuff.
I was like, who wrote this?
This is not, you're like, this is not, I would never say this
opposed it.
I never, I learned my lesson with that.
You just can't.
You're better off not having social media than having somebody.
It's not authentic running for you.
This is long.
This is a camera with a fuck.
I was with a management firm and they took it over.
I remember that.
They were making jokes.
I remember that.
Hey, you made jokes.
You got it.
You remember that.
It was like something about me being like a from out of space and I was like, hey, dude,
this is not my kind of humor.
Please don't try to be funny in my voice because that's not going to work.
You're not going to do that.
It's a disaster, yeah.
Like you're a comedian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not like they thought they were helping, but they mean well.
But it was just some guy who's like,
let me try this.
I was like, it's not the way to do it.
You're better off just maybe posting once a month
or once a week than to have somebody run it if it gets.
Yeah, it's not good.
I do always wonder that how many like comedians run their own social media
because some of the stuff that gets posted you're like this doesn't really
align with them. Well it's like only fans too. I hate to tell you fellas you know
the actual attractive girls not answering back. They have managers entire
team that answers just their DMs. No matter how I would was run this way your
publicist would do all you're talking for you if you were an actor like Robert
De Niro.
And you know, it's really interesting about with the internet, before the internet,
became what it is.
People like De Niro and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or any of these actors, they would only
be in the public eye for five minutes at the most at a time.
They're unicorns.
They're unicorns. They're unicorns.
So they'd come on and you'd be like,
holy shit, I'm gonna watch the Nero.
He'll say a couple things on Carson.
You didn't know his politics.
You didn't know his view on women, children,
what, Cari drove.
You just saw him for that five minutes on Carson.
Like, oh my god, he's so cool.
Now you find out that Arnold is vegan or whatever.
And you're like, what?
Everything you see in the fourth world's broke.
It's not good.
It's not good.
Or like you'll have, I'm gonna get on Garth Brooks
decided to get on Facebook.
Do you remember that?
No.
You don't remember when Garth Brooks said,
I'm gonna get on Facebook.
You can see it.
It's very interesting to watch because he was,
he just was out of touch with what people were.
Well, the best example,
think if Britney Spears didn't have social media.
She would be the scarlet,
I mean, she would be the biggest thing ever,
right here, I want you to watch.
Just off video, right?
Yeah, watch this.
Well, I guess it's official.
We're now on Facebook.
I really wasn't sure about this at the start,
but then a friend of mine said something
that just made all kinds of sense.
She said, think about more as a conversation.
I like that.
But I'm already finding out on my own.
So it's wiping the walls out between you and me,
and I really like that.
It allows us into each other's worlds,
or I guess in my case, hotel room.
I think I want to post cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff.
Cool stuff.
I'm on concert hall.
I'm on a post going to be raw stuff like this.
This is the guy that was running my social media.
I want to post raw stuff.
I get to see the stuff.
Through the conversation.
Did I say let the conversation begin?
No. Oh my God. That's the cringes me. I'm let the conversation begin? No.
Oh, that's a cringes-feel of that.
I'm supposed to call that.
I want to post cool stuff, slick stuff.
You have to all stop.
How about that?
And then go to Alex Baldwin.
Alex Baldwin asked his followers to follow his wife.
Yeah, no.
It went real slow.
And I love Alex Baldwin.
I love him.
But dude, when these actors decide they want to get into a
spit, it's like, hey, I'm the same guy. I've done
questions. Hey, everybody, it's December. Do that again.
Hey, everybody, it's January 5th, the day before my wife's
birthday. It is my wife,
Elias birthday tomorrow January 6th.
He's still good looking.
You can attach the same significance to January 6th
for other people to you.
We just say it to Elias birthday.
I would like to ask you a favor.
I would like to ask you a small favor.
It's not going to be that way. I would like to ask you a small favor. Is the title of the wife? It seems like she's just centimeters shy
of a million followers on Instagram.
And I would like to ask you as a birthday gift
or even just gesture to my wife,
would you follow her on Instagram? She got lit up so bad. Obviously, I to my wife, would you follow her on Instagram?
She got lit up so bad.
Obviously I love my wife, obviously I'm crazy about my wife.
Obviously blah, blah, blah.
She's a cool follow.
Say about people we're in love with.
He's a good guy.
It's the fact that we killed a person, yeah.
Who a life, that's true.
He shot a person, sure.
Oh, come on.
I mean, he did.
Yeah, straight up.
Didn't meet you.
Sure, fuck, dude. You did it, don't worry. It it. That's the kind of stuff where you're just like dude you are used to a camera
So she's like no, no, no, no, you don't want to do that because it's not gonna go where you're thinking
Yeah, but again, imagine how bat shit crazy Britney Spears looks now if they're if she just decide not to Instagram and just we
Think she's normal. Yeah, we'd be like do she still crush it. She'd be out in the media
But like oh, we love Britney, but now we're like dude, there's Brittany. She's bat shake crazy
It's hilarious to me
Well Brittany what you rich civilian Brittany has yeah, Brittany does have
mental health issues
But fuck your social media can be a talk thing that Garth Brooks wins the best I've ever seen. I'm posting raw stuff, real stuff.
Slick, slick stuff, cool stuff.
So good.
You like here, for me.
Oh tell me.
I'm just like you guys.
What's my call, Sasso?
Breaking down the wall.
I text Sasso and Thalia when we were doing
10 minute podcasts and I said,
hey guys, can you tweet to,
I said, hey guys, and I was dead serious.
I go guys, can you tweet to my people,
to buy tickets from my show in St. Louis or something?
And they go, and Sasse goes,
Chris, please explain to Brian why this is a very stupid
thing to protect us.
No, my favorite is Rogan.
When you'd have some to post your dates back in the day,
he goes, we'd be on a group chat.
Rungo's, did you post it Brian? Brian goes, no he goes, I'm sure it's fucking.
Yeah, no, no.
No, I answered, I said, hey, bridge, how you gonna tell me to post them when you have me?
Yeah, because he's gonna say to me, he goes, just let me know and I'll tweet it for you.
I go, okay, hey, can you tweet that I'm gonna be so, I just, I say, he goes, he goes,
where is your post about it?
I was just gonna retweet it.
I go, I don't know.
Slap. So run, I gonna retweet it. I go I
So Rose I am a post Jesus Christ. I'm not doing it
Yes, most of me is a weird thing people do some about remember when was the Trayman who or was it that is DMing? He's made at the 10th. I was DMing
He's like, what's up girl about the land to land. You ready for this fucking foot long?
And then everyone respawn back like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's just when you're older, it's tough. It's tough at 40. You know how that should work? 50, 60 years old.
Well, my thing is I know people
who have all the money and they care about their followers.
And I'm like, dude, if I didn't have to do this,
you can, I mean, you know I've made enough money
when you just go to search me on Instagram,
I'm no longer available, Brendan made it.
That's right, Bob.
I'm out, Bob. That's right. As's right, Bob. Yeah. I'm out.
Bob. That's right. As soon as I reach a certain milestone, your boys out and you know what?
I'm supposed to put some picture of my cock without kids, right? Yeah, or not kids or not. I don't give a fuck.
I just post picture of my cock so I get banned. Have a good day, but not even a basket of money. Just no, just like a roll after a workout, workout, just sitting there like a dead baby bird, just burnt like that. You
don't think I'm at the fish market, even on the chair like you think I'm at
heights. Fish market. You're like this dead and your dick is like this. Yeah. And
it's just like Brandon RIP. And there's me two raw fish here and then it's there.
You're like this though. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna have money coming on the
mouth and then it's, you know, I'm gonna get banned on on the mouth and then it's going to get banned on Instagram.
Now I would do this.
I would stick literally as much money as many as do are there some things that a thousand
dollar bill?
No.
Okay, just about half dollars up your ass.
No, a thousand dollar, a hundred dollar bills like it's much what just stuck right up your
asshole.
See if you can find that.
I'm sure somebody stuck a bunch of money in there.
I don't know. Remember we looked that up and it was,
whoa, $100.
Yeah.
You know, I guess you built large in it.
Okay, too bad.
It used to be $10,000 bills.
Oh, $10,000, it must be a-
They don't make $500 bills anymore?
And they still, they still be in circulation.
You can find $5,000,000, though.
No, do a million dollars in cashier check
and just stick it up your peable.
Ah, sticking out of your dickhole.
Going this really hurts, but this feels better.
Say thanks for the good times.
I'm out.
Just your asshole, just a picture your asshole with the money popping out.
And for no reason, Rogan, Eddie, and my face near it the way we do the werewolf.
Oh, that'd be cool, right?
Yeah, something like that.
We'll think of something more like that.
Somebody said to me, somebody said to me, I saw you and a bunch of other older gentlemen around a werewolf and I went wow we are older gentlemen
Because we're all gray
Friends I saw you and a bunch of other old guys. Oh dude. I was at a carnival with my with my son with all his classmates
There's like teenagers there cuz teenagers and they're like, oh dude you look at it from TikTok right? I'm like what?
Yeah, man, you're a TikTok right? I'm like, what? Yeah, man.
Like you're on TikTok, right? I'm like, I guess.
Yeah, to the hell do I guess, like, 14?
Is it okay?
You're still young.
40's still young though.
I guess.
You're 16 years younger than me, dude.
I know.
What's wrong with me?
I don't know.
Peter Pan, huh?
Kind of thought it was fun not to grow up until I got to.
Ah!
Hey guys, it's so fun to you. It's not as fun, it's all fun and to grow up until I Hey guys
It's fun. How fun a game like oh shit. It's yeah. Yeah. It's all good though. It's all good, baby
I love my baby
Cool man, what do you got Chin? I thought it'd be fun to play a little bit of a game with you guys just a little wait
So now's how's your how's your Thanksgiving? It was good. It was nice. We got a friend's giving? Yeah, I went to a friend's giving.
I'm not family.
No, no.
We need to be fairly stuff this year.
Well, yeah, but it was good.
A lot of loving people.
Why are you being all coy about it?
You don't seem like you weren't good.
Was it like that?
I did like it.
Was it a drug fueled?
No.
Oh damn, no.
No, it wasn't actually.
Yeah, but I feel like there's something going on with you.
There's something romance-wise going on
because you're being a little bit quiet.
No, no, it was a good.
But you're going like this, no, I'm not.
I'm not.
Are you the cold leader from fucking here?
Yeah, twin flame?
Are you talking to your twin flame?
Is it lesbian?
The search continues, Brian.
Really?
Yeah.
All right.
All right. what do you got
chin just a couple questions for you guys so last week you know you guys tell me
the importance of dates and geography and all that stuff so I'm just curious
real quick we'll start with Brendan your mom is this your way of getting back
no no this is just a fun thing we're doing here don't sell a very fun dude
well I know you're saying your moms from England right yes so you're half this is just a fun thing we're doing here. Don't sell a very fun dude. We'll help you.
I know.
So wait, you're saying your mom's from England, right?
Yes.
So you're half English, basically.
So who's the current prime minister of the UK?
Oh, because they let homeboy go, right?
Oh, fuck.
There's King Charles right now.
No, no, it's not King Charles, the prime minister, right?
No, I know, I'm saying the king.
There's a king because the queen died.
Yeah, but that's the prime minister.
That's it.
No, I know, I'm a weird brine.
I'm just talking out loud for fuck's sake.
So it's the king and then the prime minister,
isn't it a chick now?
No.
Is it not a female?
No.
It was Boris Johnson.
It was Boris Johnson, they got him out of there.
I don't know.
It's kind of a, it's a tricky one.
I don't know, I wouldn't know the name if you said it.
All right, so anyways, we'll go back to that. But Brian, you're born in the Philippines. Yeah, who's a current president of the Philippines?
Well, it was Dutarte, right?
Okay, I don't know who it is now. I don't know you don't know it is no, okay, no
Sinaz look at me your Persian, right?
Yes
Who's a career?
I'm actually going to go over two chin's.
It's a current prime minister of thing.
I'm actually attaching the things that are close to you,
because I got the Korean war wrong, right?
So that's what I'm saying.
I thought it was a late 40s, but.
Who is the person running?
What was the name of the prime minister in England?
Yeah.
Right now, it's like a Rishi Sunaq I think.
It's an Indian guy.
Yeah, I can't, yeah.
And so with...
And he's part of...
Can't put your phone...
Whatever, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no prime minister, labor and... Rishi Surnak. Okay, that's right.
I like that.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm speaking, yeah.
He's pretty cool.
He has completely the conservatives, yeah.
He's an interesting guy, man.
To hear him talk, but I...
Well, you keep going, Cheshire.
I shouldn't know now.
Oh, I was gonna ask you...
Why was I gonna ask you the president of Mexico?
Oh, that's why, because you're also...
Your wife is Mexican and your kids are half Mexican.
I just wonder if I don't touch
It's Andre's last time I remember was Vincente Fox. It's a drop-os kids on just a little bit more
A lot of the stuff that I guess is it's hard for me to know the name yet did sometimes that happens though
You know, no, but chin can I just know my chin?
What's a world history?
I'll go You know, but the chain can I just know that you're a history? Oh god, there we go. Yeah, here's between a floating, you're born in the Philippines.
There's a different, you know, floating head of state in a country because it's always
changing.
Here we go.
What does matter is knowing the seismic events in history.
That's all.
I have another game for you guys.
Oh, chin was embarrassed.
That's what this was your point today.
No, I told him not to be embarrassed because, no, you the way, Brian said, dude, you can delete all that.
I said, what I say, Brian.
Yeah, I said no.
I said no, man.
My point was that a lot of times,
if it's not relevant to your life,
you're not gonna know.
Yeah, I said, I use my time to build new skill sets
and stuff that I imagine, passion.
Yeah, yeah.
No way, nor do you have to have time to focus on that
with everything we're doing.
This is awful.
So it wouldn't make sense.
But this is just a little fun thing because I honestly don't remember all the states.
But if you guys want to do this, just put the abbreviations.
Oh, that's a motherfucker.
And we'll fast forward this so the fans won't have to see us doing this.
Oh, yeah.
It should be alright at this.
Don't leave your phones.
I'm not back guys.
It's a little weird.
In the middle, this is a tough one.
Come on.
Brian, I'm putting all my money on you over this one.
Well, I don't know.
It's kind of tough.
And we'll fast forward this to the end,
so the fans have to watch us doing it.
Okay, but...
No, dude.
Fuck no.
No.
Hold on, don't talk to me.
Hold on.
Hello, Noah.
Hold on. God damn it,'t talk to me, hold on. Oh, hell no, hold on.
God damn it, I got cans as I think.
And it better not be where I think,
but it might be where they are, it might not be there.
I'm fucked up right now.
Where's some other names over there?
If you were to ponder over there on tour.
What are you talking about?
You know, just East Coast in general, right?
East Coast, you had New York, you had Massachusetts.
You got Vermont, you got New Hampshire.
Oh, Maine.
Oh, and Rhode Island. I'm gonna come out of kit. Fuck. You had New York. Yeah, Massachusetts got from on you got new hands. Oh
I'll sit down still down okay, Connecticut
Fuck you get New York and Pennsylvania
Huh a lot of things you got you got all pencil vayton here Virginia and West Virginia
Ah shit you understand I think we should put a timer on this because it's gonna take forever. Okay, we can go
Do this five more minutes five more minutes one more minute one more minute. Yeah, we just one more minute. All right, one more minute.
Now, if I was to leave Illinois.
30 seconds.
And jump on over to the right.
That's a good question.
And I was gonna vote.
Yeah.
Who were my voting at?
Well, you know, you have your choice
between Illinois and Missouri, right?
So, now, that's where I put Missouri
and Illinois is atrocious.
And I'm probably gonna be very fucked up.
I have to crash it out. I'm gonna piss off myself, but I trotious. And I'm probably gonna be very fucked up. I have to craft it out.
I'm gonna be pissed off myself, but I don't care.
Cause I'm an asshole.
I don't even know what the Virginia's are.
Yes.
The Genius, I think I know.
Oh, I don't have the Virginia's on there.
But I know that some country bumpkin up there.
Two, one, one minute.
All right, can you sign it, guys?
I literally just put Virginia in there.
And now the grades are in.
How do we do?
Okay, Brendan, you got 29 states, right?
Not a 50, that's not bad.
Not bad.
And Brian, you got 31.
Yay!
I got 29, you got 31.
31, that's pretty pathetic by the way.
That's not great.
So now it's got 40 just kidding.
Shut up.
I did not.
I didn't even count mine.
31 states.
I didn't gain.
And what did I get wrong?
It's my game.
What did I get wrong?
Um, fucking West Virginia.
You both inverted Georgia and Alabama.
Ah!
I swapped those.
South is tricky.
Yes.
But I'm gonna say, Brian, you were really impressive.
You got Vermont, Rhode Island, and you're from here. We're from up there. Yes, but I'm gonna say Brian you were really impressive you got
Vermont Rhode Island We're up there. Well, okay. I thought he's from never mind
And you got Delaware
Yeah, you know, you did really good there the Virginias you guys both messed up. Yeah, I don't count
I guess not you know
You've seen that they do when you're in the the mix with these tiny little things. I can't do it
I still can't do it.
I still can't even look at that.
And Kentucky.
Brian, you didn't know where Kentucky was.
I've been there.
What, where was Kentucky?
Where I put Kentucky?
Did I get Tennessee right?
You got Tennessee right.
Yeah, I would hope so, dude.
I got Tennessee.
Did I get Missouri right?
I believe you did.
Right here?
I don't think I did.
No, no, you did not.
Did I get Illinois and Ohio writer?
I mixed those up.
Oh, Missouri was Illinois.
Yep.
I know you forgot Indiana.
Damn.
Fuck that area is so hard.
Missouri, Illinois.
I'm still looking at it.
Missouri, Illinois, and Indiana, Ohio.
I can't get it right.
You guys are pretty smart.
I got Ohio writer, didn't I?
Yes.
Oh, how's easy.
No, I got Illinois.
No, you got Ohio wrong rock. Wow you're stupid
Indiana's right there
Fuck dude you measured in American history
Illinois and Indiana I know I've driven through both I've driven to a fucking I should have known that Ohio and Indiana
We're fucking I'm lucky. I just drove to Arizona because that one was still on me for a loop.
And I've been to the four corners, it's so overrated.
Thanks for those.
There we go.
21.
29, not bad.
That's a good.
Yeah, it's not bad actually.
I'll take, looks, I'll take 31.
He did right.
For not seeing them straight off the top of the dome.
Dude.
I mean, it's just what you get into the Illinois Ohio. I don't know. I'm just terrible with that stuff. It happens guys. It happens, you know
Oh, that's Chins way of no
You still don't know by the world history. This is a fun. There was a fun game right?
Chin you son of a bitch. Yeah, I'm not know. You know what chin? You're a silent assassin. No, I saw it in, but that's all from my way. I don't know. I don't know.
As far as I want to play a game,
it was like a Korean.
It was two.
Koreans will wait.
Koreans, they, like Koreans will wait.
But I'm being honest.
Ten years for a Korean has a very short period of time.
You guys would all destroy me anyways.
Korean is a way to generation to get back.
You don't fuck with Korean.
You waited one fucking show for a long time, Baba.
You waited 10 years.
You waited two years.
You waited two years back in studio.
You waited like this. wait to we're back in
But he was in his how he was like this he was as a department gone
I think I think he's like what don't they know fuckers in it
He's like Brian and bears me on fucking camera. No, they remember Brian you said that you could take it out like no
We're not I don't like that gotcha stuff because it has nothing to do with
No, yeah, of course, you're just not it. Yeah, it's not a big deal.
It's like just a big deal.
It's just not the Philippines.
Not relevant to me.
A Filipino very relevant.
Yeah, yeah.
To me, I'm like, I don't know.
Even the UK.
It's not like World War II.
I don't feel bad.
I don't feel bad.
They have a rotating prime minister.
And I know he was a conservative, but I didn't know his name.
Hey guys, sometimes we get stuff wrong, you know what?
Wow, look at this.
All right.
So we talk about airlines a lot and common decency
and look what happened on frontier you guys.
I'm ready to pee on the air.
I'm sorry, everybody.
Sorry, everybody.
Are you serious?
Oh, you're a f***ing idiot.
I'm ready to pee on the air.
You're a f***ing idiot. I don't give a f**k to you.
I got a hot pee.
This is America.
America, look at that guy, I just kinda like, honest fun.
Uh, West Virginia.
They want a letter pee. She must have had to pee so bad. Well, They want to let her pee.
She must have had to pee so bad.
Well, they should let a woman pee.
Not in the middle of the fucking aisle.
If that lights on, respect that light.
Yeah, you got to pee, gotta pee, fuck.
Yeah, I've had to go so bad.
But also, there was a guy who took a shit on the cart
because he had a really bad direment.
Yeah, and it was all down the aisle.
Yeah, and he went over the disgusting.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
You know, a bad getting a VLD, though. and he went over that disgusting. Okay, yeah. You know, bad getting a VLD that.
Now, homeboy's gonna,
okay, so.
D.I.C.K on him, Anna, and a body.
So, this is the issue with Grace Wetpants, gentlemen.
Don't wear them in public.
I think it's great.
Record by,
hold on.
This is like the loose leg.
Even only those pecs are the only thing popping.
You don't think he's a freak all over All boys are studying
He's probably defense player of the year
So let me get this straight. He's got speed and a dick
I'll love you man hot sauce. How boy? He's six five. Yeah, I was good
The open locker-con for conflict needs to end completely inappropriate.
Who said that?
What doughnut said that?
Exactly, some dough.
Oh.
This one too.
You guys are going to take your kids to Disneyland
this holiday season.
Be a little worried.
But it's on the small world ride,
which I could use the excitement.
That thing's brutal.
Yeah, dude, but the guy completely stripped down naked.
Oh no, he's still on his chown.
Oh no, no.
He got some later later.
Yeah, I'll show you the video.
We can't obviously put on the video.
Oh, he thought those waters he had a little crazy?
I think he's high.
Yeah.
I guess they said he was on drugs.
Look at the court, but here's the naked one.
That's what happens when you do too many.
Oh, he goes down the water slide?
Hell yeah. Yeah, he's not too much
Dude on splash mount. He's asked look super dirty. He's got no ass dude on splash mount
They're right so slow sitting up to where you think he's not he's not he's not on the matterhorn bitch
Well, he's new land these a lot of security who's that guy? What's he just like talking in his,
what's that guy just like real fail from the elf?
Oh, damn, they carried him out like that.
Asked first.
Oh, that's not good.
That's good, by the way.
That's rock bottom.
That's rock bottom.
When you're being carried out like a dead squid.
Out of dizzling.
And you're like this and you're naked and you're dick and flopping.
That guy drives the test and recycle. Yes, look at his little shitty look at his little shitter open
they just open his shitter for the world to see that type of guy go your truck's too loud
look at his look at he's got no quads things haven't worked out for you
for it was probably got mental illness that mr. Burns flat ass yeah it's a six
but why would you have a freak out at the on the small small world? You have to start with this mother and the chemistry
and this baby.
But why go to Disney and freak out?
Yeah.
Do it at six flags.
If you're a man, do it on the glasses.
Bro, he's probably on drugs.
Okay.
Here's another fun one, guys.
Dave Portnoy has decided to make
Barstool a reality TV show.
Mm.
It moved to Chicago too.
Barstool employee.
Our boy wills on this.
Five.
You're not gonna have a show!
You're not gonna have a show!
You're not gonna have a show!
You're not gonna have a show!
You're not gonna have a show!
The winner gets $100,000 in cash.
Give me $100,000 in cash.
I might be dead within a week,
or I'm gonna have the very best time ever.
They'll live, sleep, and compete here.
Survive and advance.
We're built for the trenches out here.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, my God, they're sleepy.
Yeah, living in here.
Oh, we're gonna just drop this one on us
that he gets night terrors.
You're the friendship night terrors?
Come rotteries.
Night terrors.
Has all led to this.
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking fucking bullsh**t.
I said, I didn't go, be in a game.
You're running a bullshit fucking game.
Do you know John better?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Do you know John better?
Fuck Jeff D. Blum.
And that is fucking insanity.
Not my vars.
We're gonna make that rule up?
Yes, no fuck out of here.
Every person.
Is that his brother?
Stop me even now.
Hopefully we don't get there.
Tommy's the first, because he got to get Tommy out.
Tommy.
He's gonna vote for Tommy.
This is the most enjoyable I think I've ever been.
You get mixed up in this game and there's no chance your he got to get Tommy out. Tommy, he's the first Tommy. This is the most indrubble I think I've ever been.
You get mixed up in this game
and there's no chance your feelings don't get into it.
Steven, really?
Oh wait, that's what?
All right, step in the back.
I don't know what that's for.
That's what we can do.
Is Will, you heard that right?
That's your friend.
That's my boy, yeah.
I love Will.
Super close.
Love Will.
Yeah, I feel like it's gonna happen.
Let's see what happens.
It sounds good.
I'm a little bored right now, but it sounds good.
No, I'm not that stupid. I didn't have anything to say. I know, I know. I'm just it happens. It sounds good. Just a little board right now, but it sounds
No, I'm not that I didn't have anything to say. I know
I just no, it looks fun. I just talking about I'm not sure Because I want to show you how much money they've made where they start doing reality shows
Okay, so I saw this just pop up that Oscar tourists
The guy with one leg who murdered the house. Yeah, he has so beautiful thighs. No, like both of his legs are
coming up.
Both of them.
He uses mechanical legs.
So gorgeous dude.
I know.
And so even as, so he's going to be
released and I guess he's in like
it's, he's going to be in a house
whatever.
So it's, yeah.
But, um, Olympics 2024.
Oh.
But even like her mother.
Her mother is so pretty. Her mother. he said he thought she was a burglar
end of in the bathroom, which is such a bull. The bathroom. Have you watched the doc? I don't know.
It's tough. Even the mother says like she forgives him for some reason, but she says she doesn't
believe a story and she doesn't believe, you know, that he thought it was a burglar. Yeah, the only way
to move forward is to forgive. I'm surprised surprised that he could get out of prison for that.
10 years, huh?
10 years a long.
But it's South Africa.
But he killed his soul, murdered my aunt.
They only got six.
This guy has no legs and did 10.
Why would they get six?
Pleaded insanity.
Okay.
Yeah, she is good, good, good, gorgeous.
Was gorgeous. Good God. Yeah, she is good good good gorgeous. Yeah, I don't know what you go
to about this. I'm out. What else we got? I would watch this. Oh, did you see
Dolly pardoned at the Cowboys game? She's 77 years old and she dressed up as a
cowboy. She had the rockets out. See them dolly tits. She's amazing. Yeah, she's
crushing it. She has watched the Jack Harlow half-time show?
No.
Bad reviews.
I love the songwriter.
There's bad reviews.
Bad reviews.
What was it?
Jack Harlow's.
They said it was cheesy.
He looked like he came out of an angle.
It was bad.
Dolley crushed it.
What is this?
So Sean Strickland had posted a video earlier
about someone that he thought was stealing his car.
Then he updated it. This one's the most recent one,
and it shows what he did to the guy.
It was the head of his property.
So Sean thought he was robbing his house
or taking his, or trying to steal his car.
Sean Strickland is born for this.
Look at him.
The music.
I know, I can't play the music, so I'll just,
you worked out like Michael Myers.
Oh my God. Is Sean ever gone? Yeah?
And there's a guy walking away and then Sean does boom drops him
Do you shoot him? No, no, no, he didn't shoot him. Jesus Sean
But this is what he always wanted you know, he wants to be in this type of stuff. Yeah. Oh my god
Don't fuck with it. I was arrested. He's like Liam Neeson. Wait, what was that guy doing? That guy's taking it drunk.
So this is what he says, be drunk.
Apparently stomping out a girl.
And the security guard saw it.
He jumped in the car, drove off security guard,
followed him, hit a curb, completely shorted his tire,
drove off the rim for a while,
and then tried to hide out at Sean's house.
Wow.
Yeah, that's the worst guy's house.
Yeah. Sean Strykman's house. You're showing strength, man.
What are you doing?
Let's just do one more.
This one here.
So apparently there's this influencer on TikTok.
They found her trying to look like she's cleaning up the beach.
So I'll play this for you.
Something from it.
We can hold on something from it.
You self-made it without further ado.
Let me get to the video, actually.
And here we go. Enjoy. Take care.
How to look like you care for the environment.
Part one. Hit your friend to film you filling up rubbish bags.
With a fix.
Ha!
Nice. This is great.
Part 2 now pull off and Oscar winning performance of you struggling in the win.
This is so great.
Part 3. Celebrate your good deed by doing a shitty dance.
Part 4. V- for the rubbish bags behind
What a piece of shit
Yeah, they didn't even click the back. No, that's that douchy spot about it. I was like a good
Way to go. Yeah, fuck it. That it jail for clicks
Guys, I'm gonna say this right now, you come see me in a place called
that you can find on a map in anapolis that I cannot find on a map.
It'll always be.
It'll always be.
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It'll always be. It'll always be. It'll always be. It'll always's right. December's busy. December 28, 29, 3031.
Don't forget guys, I'm also going to London this week.
Did you do some hunting with Tim Kennedy and my buddies?
It's all the way through time.
Come on buddy, we're gonna do some magic.
This week, when?
I leave tomorrow night.
I don't know what we're gonna do.
We'll figure it out.
Bra.
Can we do it?
Oh, and I'm not here.
My customer.
Tell me how many gold miners do we have? I think one.'m not here. I'll cast them on. Tell me how many goal-narrers do we have?
I think I think one.
So, yeah, we'll figure it out.
Yeah.
I'm in Chicago next week, next Friday Saturday,
only in Chicago.
Yeah, brother.
I'm in Chicago two shows Friday, two shows Saturday,
I got Chicago right in the maps of Suck It.
I'll be in deep dish pizza in Chicago, December 8th and 9th.
Nashville, Tennessee, keep on trucking to work,
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