The Fighter & The Kid - SHOCKING CHIN with 50 MILLION Volts | TFATK Ep. 935
Episode Date: October 12, 2023Callen and Schaub take turns shocking Chin with a 51 million volt stun gun, introduce the new intern and talk Bryan's wife having dreams of cheating on him, Brendan's new likely counterfeit kicks, cur...rent events around the world and much more! Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/
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Chin I like this dude for the views. Oh my just press this and then where did you buy this at?
Holy shit, that's not the only
Hold on
Brian do it for the camera. Let me get it
Merchand this is chins I did
You are like you run at me, I do it to your heart?
Do it to my heart right now, I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding. It's not worth it, man.
No, I'm not doing that shit. No, you do it to him.
Yeah, do it to my heart.
I'm not even joking, it's not gonna do shit!
It's not gonna do shit.
Just try it. I feel like it's a bad idea.
Kill him. Kill gonna do shit. Just try it. I feel like it's a bad idea. Kill him. Kill shit.
Shit.
Oh, I just said to everybody that if I seem a little peppy in my step, it's because I had
some deer meat, Stephen Rinalis deer meat, I had some mule deer this morning.
He gave me some berries. He gave you sorry
He gave you someone
You say? Uh, yeah, he did and I I've not gotten into my magic mind yet
But I'm afraid of what happens then. I'm afraid if he makes elk berries magic. Are you kidding me dude?
Dude I turn it into a I turn into pan the great forest god
Look up pan. He's or don't right well pan you might want to look up
pan when I say I'm pan you're saying pan or pan pan pan yeah he's a forest god
gets a lot of nymphs pregnant and you'll see why go ahead and bring him up
he's usually got a yeah he's usually got a major but he's got a major boner so
you're turning to a basic a gay forest Well, I don't know how gay he is
He's got a very gay. Oh, there he is. There he is. There he is. Wow, dude. I need some berries and elk me. Yeah, well take good to go
That statue right there go to go to the go to the one of those statues all the way over there. No, no, that one
That's the other one. I don't know if you've got a guy. That's it. That one. Yeah, there you go.
He's got the hindquarters of a goat,
just big old balls and a dong that's about the size of his arm.
Actually, about the size of his foot.
What's the size of his foot?
Yeah, and here he has his own coat.
So he's a goat.
Well, I don't know if I want to do the deer meat anymore.
Well, that's why they say he's a horny old goat.
If you're an old deer, if you're in your 50s
and you're horny, they call you a goat. he's a horny old goat. If you're an old man, if you're in your 50s and you're horny, they call you a goat.
He's a horny old goat.
And-
That you and me, I'm on the left.
Yeah.
No, no.
No.
Wait, you're the goat?
No, I'm on the, I'm the goat with the big.
Hey, what's this?
Oh, that's a gay, that's a gay pan.
Look at that.
No, they're all, but look at that tiny dick
and he's got a big ol' heavy goat.
Every picture shows that he is a gay man in the forest
So he's banging goats and and wayward dudes who happen to be naked
So you eat meat and take magic when I turn into that?
Yeah, now now what's funny is that I was going to introduce our lovely
Sinas Tavisov, I need a bridge, I need we got to create some energy that. I don't want to go right from that.
We'll just do a segue like,
Hey, what's the deal with Nas?
Yeah.
You ever tried elk?
Yeah, there you go.
Now you don't like gaming meat.
No, no.
I'm a strictly chicken and beef gal.
Chicken and beef.
Not even fish.
So conservative.
Really?
No.
Not a pescatarian.
But you grew up where?
A group of North County.
Sinaz is Persian too, right? Yes. And you have Persian? up where I grew up in Orange County. So now is this person to right yes, and you have person no
100% of 100%
I'm 100% body. Yeah, my name literally means Persian princess. Yes
Can we get more percent that and you grew up very common Persian name you grew up eating comma subsea and all that
You know it's so well. Yes, I yeah for sure grew up eating comma sub-sea and all that. You know it so well. Yes, I do. Yeah, for sure.
I grew up eating a ton of Persian food, you can see.
Yes, it's great.
It's like immune to the rice thing because of it.
Well, I went to a Persian restaurant and my friend said,
he goes, man, this is good food.
And I said, do you think?
They've been around for 5,000 years.
Do you think that a civilization has been that around?
Got some food right?
I thought it drives me nuts.
You only do 5,000 years.
You know what I mean? Yeah, work in in the shop. Oh, this is good. This here Rocky food is good
You mean Babylon? Yeah fucking get it together
Sorry man, I get you know, I get a little feisty. It's the it's the elk man. You just want to hook up with dudes
I didn't say elk in berries man. No dude John put your weeners some butt. No, no, I said I'm pan
But I don't I'm not into goats when I's, man. No, dude, you just put your wiener in some butt. No, no, no, I said I'm pan, but I'm not into goats.
But I see a goat.
Your pan is there.
First of all, I don't want to have sex with your
goat.
No, pansexual.
Well, I don't want to have sex with a goat
where the goat's facing me.
That's really decrepit.
You just want to do it from the back.
You always think, when people have sex with a sheep
or a goat, you think the goat's facing me.
I've never thought about it, bro.
Well, you don't think the goat is on its chin.
Bring up pansexual.
Because it's the brine.
Oh, that's interesting.
Is sexual romantic or emotional attraction
towards people of all gender?
See your pan.
Oh, I don't know.
The guys who are in gender identity.
The pan sexual force wants to do it.
Is that a bisexual?
No, because now there's all that.
I think you can't do that.
Yeah, it's everything.
Yeah, I'm used into whatever.
Goats, force, leaves, dudes, dudes.
No, no, I think it's just dudes leaves dudes, dude, I think it's dude
That's a dude sexual I'm not a dude sexual when you think about it Peter Pan
Yes
Pansexual he's the boy and everyone's to grow up
Yeah, never grow up and just fly around tight
Yeah, and tinkerbell's trying to fuck the entire movie and he's just not into it
Just want to hang out with the lost boys. You're gonna figure it out
Dude, you're right Peter Pan pan sex. Let's go. Let's let's go boys fire and just get all smoke in see what happens
Smoke kills all the STDs
I think that's I don't know how that works. I don't know dude. We do know your pan
I'm pansexual.
I'm really not, but I wish I was.
My wife has had, this is all bullshit aside,
I'll call her right now.
My wife has had in the past two days,
she's had dreams that she's cheating on me,
that she had sex with.
That means she's thinking about it.
100%.
Yeah, and is it with a big black guy?
No, it wasn't damn it. No, she's not a big black guy? No, it wasn't damn it.
No, she's not sharing all the details.
No, it wasn't damn it.
Yes, yeah.
Well, it was with guys who were regular dudes.
One guy, she was like a can, a married,
and then she did anyway.
And then she had sex with a friend of hers
that she had a long time old friend back in the day.
I think she had sex with back in the day.
And she had real life from the dream, real life.
And she said, she was putting her bra on.
I walk in and she goes, I just cheated on you.
And I was like, that's all right.
And I watched.
And she said, I went up to shake hands with the guy and the guy grabbed his shit and ran
out of the room.
And then she spent the rest of the room trying to find me.
Because she's like, I think he's pissed at me.
I don't know.
Little she know you. cock. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you can find me in the corner. I like it. I learn her jack in it.
Pants down. I like that. She was like, you know, yeah, it's all right.
Oh, easy going, Brian. Old easy going.
What if that pisses her off? No. I don't think so because I want to
piss off that you just don't care. Well,
daddy still has that he still puts it down. You understand? At 56, daddy ain't lost a
stat. Well, you might have heard this this is going to hurt a little bit. You might
have lost a little step because he's dreaming of other men. Well, that's true. And I
will say this as well, that I don't think, like I don't blame her for not being that attracted to me,
because my face,
yeah, well, I get 10% uglier every fucking year.
It just depends, yeah.
You know, my face, my features are starting to blend.
You remember I used to have a sharp nose and dark hair,
and now I have a rounder nose,
and I don't really remember your nose.
I had a really weird nose.
Yeah. Yeah, anyway. You looks like a winter. Yeah.
Yeah, anyway.
You'll be alright, man.
There I was.
Look at me there, Baba.
Come on, dude.
No, you're bad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's it really yeah, but that's that's that's that's a good nose look at that cleft in my chin
I'm a jaw. Yeah, that's gone had a job back then
Yeah, anyway
Can't win them all buddy you'll be alright had to cry a lot on that show. Oh, I know you said that with a home
Well, it's real fun
Okay, that's the podcast guys.
Thanks so much.
Thanks, thank you for coming.
Brian has been.
We appreciate that.
So actually, Brian, I just looked it up.
And when people have dreams where they're cheating,
it could mean a few things.
Yeah.
In securities in yourself, in securities in your relationship,
or a hidden fear of abandonment.
Oh, damn!
Are you making your feel abandoned?
Check, check, check.
Well, you know what's funny?
Is I've been really preoccupied.
And last night, it's so interesting, you say this,
because last night I said, come here, I miss you.
And she goes, yeah, right.
You don't think about me.
She was mad because I'd been so preoccupied.
But that's just Brian, right?
It's the Brian show, lady.
That's what you made?
No, dude.
I've been married to him for 12 years. It's the Brian
You know what you know what? You know what? It's not true. I have a little bit a little bit. Don't say that. Well, it's about Brian
No, it's Brian's world. You ever heard of Bobby's world is Brian saying that. It's not true
I'm very considerate. I still love you. No, I'm considerate. I like how the other day I was like you have anger issues
You're like me I can't tell you may people reach out to me like oh Brian is the worst anger. Well, you know what I said
I said the you know how he has anger issues. He doesn't realize it
No, I think I have anger issues, but I think I only have anger issues when I sometimes in life you can't fight back
Like you have to shadow boxes nobody to hit so that's when I get angry when I feel impotent
We'll tell yourself dog
Wait, I was trying to think of something dude. Oh the Brian show no
You know what a wife bought a one-way ticket into the Brian No, no, she's upset. Come on. She doesn't like to show no, she don't like to show. No, that's not true. I get I don't honor
Hey, Danny. I've seen the show. I don't honor you. I'm in it. No, no, no, no
I'm in it and it is no, no, no, no, no, I'm in it.
And it is a night.
That's not true.
But listen, listen, oh, yeah, let me guess your stories
don't matter.
Come on, hey, you're acting like,
they shut up, man, you're playing a character.
Listen, listen, it's because I've been doting on my son.
He's just this little bunny.
And I think I put so much attention on him.
Sometimes you forget.
Not that.
So it is.
So it is the kids fall.
Yeah, I blame it on the kid.
No, no.
No, we're not.
We're not.
We're not.
Guys, I don't like the way this podcast is going, man.
I don't like the way this podcast is going.
I, uh, but maybe the broader to Vegas.
Yeah, we had a great time. Yeah.
broader to Vegas and I like playing with me. I love hanging out with her.
I have to say I enjoy it. Can I talk to you about those shoes?
I'm talking about the Freddy Krueger's. I don't know. They look
the Freddy Krue, now these are the holy grail of
SB dunks. Funny story. I'm glad you brought this.
No, I had to bring in the weeds here.
So these, they do, they do,
it's not a shoeology, right?
Dude, get ready for this one's fun though.
Even you'll appreciate this.
So Nike decided to do like a Halloween series.
They do it every year.
And that this particular year, this is a long time ago.
This particular year, they did like a Jason one,
they did like a zombie one, they did,
they did like a zombie one for walking with the dead, and then they did a Freddy one, but
they didn't get approval from new motion pictures, whatever, new line motion pictures.
So they released them with the Freddy, right?
So it has the Freddy Krueger sweater on the front, has like the blood splatter on the, this supposed to be like skin color.
And then the silver Nike swooshes for Freddy's,
you know, his fucking claws or whatever.
So they release these,
then New Line Sam, it comes long, goes season to assist.
What are you doing?
We didn't give you approval.
So the Nike goes, oh shit,
but they already shipped all the boxes to this
back in the day, skateboard shops
were the ones that got the dunk.
It's crazy.
So we need a back.
Well, so they did take some back.
Some people are like, these are so dope, we're going to take them.
So there's a theory that there's only 30 pairs available because not everyone played
by the rules and they kept some of them.
So the rumor is there's 30 pairs in the world
So if there's 30 pairs in the world and a fan sent me these the chances of them being real are not
Good because they probably go for 40 grand worth. Oh 40 grand would be a crazy deal on
What at a hundred K on it. Yeah, they're probably price 140 150 grand come on look by for
hundred eight thousand dollars because all about scarcity so if there's only
a hundred or if there's 30 pairs in the world and yeah you were size 13 so that
you think the fan got a replica good chance yeah they don't look they
look different than that they look different car no no the color spot on
there's just,
Let's see how that's whiter.
Am I?
That's the picture dumbass, right?
Is it?
Yeah.
Like, you get off stock exchange, go to a regular picture.
They're pretty spot on.
But you can tell from the box, and then also,
when Nike got them, they dumped a lot of oil.
There you go, okay.
Spot on.
They dumped a lot of oil on them to set them on fire.
Some of the work is in the shop, grabbed them.
So there's some oil marks on them.
You're gonna see certain things.
I don't think oil marks on that though.
Well, I can fix that.
I'm sorry.
Listen, I'll just wear the shit on the way, man.
He's saying that on air, you may distress them artificially
and then sell them.
I'll just know I would never sell them.
No, because you can't prove they're real.
You just want the chance that he's been real are, I mean, there's more likely that
aliens touch down on earth.
Yeah.
Thirty pairs in the world and their size 13.
But it's interesting, right? New Line Cinema was like, hell no, you can't have
Freddie Krueger's.
I know somebody who wrote a book and they're known. They wrote a book and did a whole social media
tour and everything under a certain name. And they didn't bother to check the name. They didn't
bother to, yeah, they didn't like copyright the book. Yeah. And then they didn't bother to check
the name and they had to, well well they had to get rid of the books
Or he's like tell me there's another moby dick all the momentum all that momentum
That's what it was all that momentum just
Killed them. I mean killed them. He's a good or the chances Fahrenheit 150. This is nuts
Yeah, well my friend my other friend this is bull friend, my other friend did a really good documentary,
really good documentary.
And it went out, did the whole thing,
and they got a letter, said,
hey, you don't own that title.
Who does it look into that?
Correct.
But sometimes if you don't pay,
so if you're publishing house,
you can do a preliminary search,
but you have to pay to do a deep search.
And a lot of times people do just this, they do this overview.
They pay somebody, they go, well, you know, we've gone through that.
You see that go, well, it's the original trademark.
Dude, you don't realize it and everything's been done.
Or like originally with thick boy, we had the chubby thick boy face, the smiley face.
You know, there's a family that's like a hundred years old who owns the Smiley Face logo.
So whether it's Justin Bieber, Theo Vaughn,
I don't care who ever use the Smiley Face,
you have to pay a percentage to that family.
And they come for everything.
So they came to us and I love the logo.
It's cool, we made him chubby, we own that.
And I was like, well, no,
because he's chubby, it's different than yours.
I go, it doesn't matter.
Any sort of similar face, you have to pay us a royalty.
I wonder how much is the royalty?
And they told me I went, I'll find a different design.
Yeah, I'll change it.
You guys are assholes, because force gum came up with this.
That's why I told them.
That's amazing.
It's taken out of that.
What? They can own that.
The smiley face.
Yeah, they own it.
I wonder if that stretches to like Nirvana and like,
I'm telling
you everything. That family's it's a cartel. A smiley face cartel. Smiley face cartel.
Smiley face killer. Yeah, dude. Those those those serial killers using
sweaty face. Bro, you have a big bill coming in the mail. Yeah. You worry about cops.
We're about that smiley face family. Yep. So we had to go a different direction.
Cause it's a lot of money.
I'm gonna use the pan.
Oh my god.
This is my logo.
That'd be cool.
Just a goat with an impossible dawn.
Just a lower quarters of it.
Now Nike did do a Air Max 95 in the Freddie Krueger's,
but they changed, I think there's more of like a brown and red. I like Freddie Krueger cause they get in the Freddy Krueger's, but they changed, I think that it's more of like a brown
and red.
I like Freddy Krue because I get out of Freddy Krueger poster.
And then it would scare me and my brother and my mom said,
good kids don't have Freddy Krueger poster,
so I got rid of it.
Really?
It gave me nightmares like your wife.
It scared the shit out of you.
Yes, I was terrified of him.
I love the movies though.
Freddy Krue is a creep, huh?
Only to actually win it in your sleep.
Yes. Okay, dude. Well, my my son who's 12 insists on watching creepy shit movies. That's how I
was a kid. I turned out. But then he's like like he and he wanted to admit it. What kind of
movies though? Fuck and the scary shit you can imagine. Like why? Give me a reference. I don't
know conjuring whatever the insidious all those movies. That's a lot for 12 year old huh?
Yeah. I was born to like it. Like I would, I would,
I would,
Oh, he got obsessed with it too.
It, the, the new is fucking scary.
That's scary.
Yes.
He went all, he's down,
that's old, that's,
that's all half for him.
Meanwhile, he watched it.
I'm like, what are you doing, man?
He's like, why?
I know it's a movie.
Time to go to bed.
He's like, uh,
you, you,
you leave a lot on.
Yeah. And I'm like, he's all kind of mentally, yeah, I got to leave the lot on and, uh, you, you, you leave a lot on. Yeah.
I'm like,
you know, I'm kind of, like, yeah, I got a little on and, uh,
the door open if you,
yeah.
That's so much.
I was the same way.
I love being scared.
I was so scared as a kid.
Yeah, but then he's got to go to bed.
He's like,
that's how I was, dude.
That's how I was.
But then, I don't know, I get to forget who Tiger's hanging out with,
because originally he wanted to be like a zombie for Halloween
I was like I want to be Texas chainsaw like the fuck you don't know
That's weird. Yeah, me take change. I was like in dad what we'll get a fake
We'll get a fake chainsaw then we put like chicken meat on it. I'm like, what are you talking about? Yeah
I go do you know what the text chainsaw is? He's like no, I'm like, ah, it's not for kids, dude. Yeah, they get my good. The Q's on beat.
There is a new Texas chainsaw video game.
I know UFC was pretty.
What?
UFC was promoting it.
Well, you a video game guy.
Big time.
You were?
I don't think so.
Toe jam and Earl.
Fuck yeah.
But you weren't.
Me and my brother played non-stop.
He did?
Oh yeah, when we were sports, it was video game.
What was your favorite game?
I mean, I like...
I never played him.
I never grew up with him.
Yeah, it was like pong back in the day.
Hey, yeah, okay.
Yeah, it's different.
I never, oh, did you not play Tetris?
No, dude, we did everything.
How's it talking?
We had 3DO, we had the Jaguar, we had the Sega,
we had the Nintendo.
I mean, we did it all, dude.
A Mortal Kombat Street Fighter, Contra, Super Mario, Mario Kart,
Golden Eye, Toe Jam and Earl, Odd World, Metal Gear Solid.
I like being so neat for speed, Gran Turismo. I'll go all fucking days piece of shit.
I don't believe you.
Well you didn't have it. Oh, to S.J. I mean, we didn't have that.
Well, you're savage.
I said to you.
I said to Zlea last night I go,
Hey, man, I got to sell more tickets.
I got to show in Greensboro.
You got any advice?
Yeah.
Do theaters.
Then he goes, I go, no, come on.
Don't be a dick.
He goes, all right.
All right, let me see.
Do only fans. Show your feet. Then he goes, I go, no, come on, don't be a dick, he goes, all right, all right, let me see.
Do only fans.
Show your feet, your pain, y'all know.
I face time again, the answer's like this.
He's dead.
So funny.
Oh my god.
Fucking hilarious.
Yeah, yeah, I'm old.
I think when you're in my age, you can't even... I don't think I can dance, right?
Only at my daughter's wedding, but I can't dance.
It's not a weird.
It's like watching a dog eat broccoli or something.
It's like, what are you trying to attract them, mate?
It depends. It's like a...
Up, up, like, beat, no.
Now slowly.
Especially if I'm gonna dance.
Frank Sinatra and shit.
Where are you trying to dance, though?
Well, my...
We went out...
It's another day. When my wife was like, hold my plus dance. And I was like, oh boy, my wife was like... Where were you trying to dance though? Well my we went out. It's another day when I my wife was like hold my bus dance
And I was like oh boy my wife was where we at where do you dance at this? Yeah, we were we were at it
We went to dinner with some with a couple friends of ours and then we went to this bar and there was dancing
That's annoying the amber alert. No, it's a national alert
So national we all knew what's gonna happen if your your phone's not on silent, it's gonna happen.
There you go.
My phone's on silent.
My phone's on silent too.
Well, my phone's on silent, so I don't do.
You're supposed to happen.
That was one of the current events too.
No, it's gotta be do not disturb.
Oh, so it's like this is a national test
to make sure that when we release the COVID again,
that you guys all know.
Yeah, they're a bit of conspiracy conspiracy people are going wild about this.
Yeah.
No, no, they announced it yesterday.
I was gonna use it as a current event,
but I didn't think our phones would go off.
Oh yeah, they're going crazy over this.
What is this?
Johnson and I.
But yeah.
Well, remember, remember in Hawaii, they did the the someone messed up and it was like the worst one ever
The worst one ever yeah, so like miscalculate hit the button. It was like atomic bomb. Well save yourself. Yeah, they at one point
They thought what is that? We're wondering the same thing. Oh crowd or post this
Crowder post this.
I'll catch you that.
I don't know if that's the place to dance.
You can dance. Someone said, why is this old man starting to humiliate himself?
Hey, it's a same.
It'd be cool, man.
Why did this old man started humiliating himself lately like this?
It's a big, it's bro.
It's a big, it's bro.
I mean, you know, have a little charity, sir.
Try to put that one strange animal.
Yeah.
You'll stiff, though.
I'm a whole stiff.
But you and your wife were dancing where?
We went to this fucking club, this bar,
and it turned out there was a dance floor.
It's like, let's dance.
It'll bar?
And I'm holding her purse as she's dancing,
and I'm doing this, and I'm like,
you know, I'm too gray. And I don't want to, I used to like to dance. I let's dance. You know, bar. I'm holding her purse as she's dancing, and I'm doing this, and I'm like, you know, I'm too gray.
And I don't want to, I used to like to dance.
I'm more dance.
No.
Right?
There's really no place,
at a concert, I can see like,
like, Michael goes to these Mexican concerts
and they're dancing to the right.
Yeah, that's your girl.
It's like sexy and it's out of concert.
Way younger than you.
You know, bar though?
Yeah, with a dance more.
You know, there was dance, it was a dance thing, you know. Yeah, with a dance. It was at a bird there was dance it was a dance thing you know yeah where dance it was
at a place I think it was called chestnut fucking no in Santa Monica a bar get
rid of that but bar get rid of that dance floor yeah you don't see it these days
dude no don't time dance is really a thing but there are a lot of dancing though
there were a lot on ticked off it was in New York I can't remember hey make the
story up no I can't remember no Hey, make the story up? No, no, I can't remember.
No, I appreciate it for content, but it never happened.
Especially recently.
It did happen in New York.
It was in Santa Monica, I guess.
Maybe it was in New York.
I'd have to call.
Yeah.
I'd have to call.
We went to a club.
A club or bar, dude?
I can't remember.
It was a club.
It might have been two instances. One was at, I can't imagine. I a club it might have been two instances one was at I can't imagine
Now already go to a club. Hey look up chestnut in Santa Monica and see if there's a dance floor there
Downstairs it's downstairs. It's near there. I never mind it's Santa. Can you imagine going to a club right now?
I just like a bottle service that is
That's not a place around it. That's not a place around it.
That's not a place.
There's a place behind it.
Okay.
No, no, not chest.
That's what I just told you to look up.
It's behind it.
Yeah.
Hey, it's all good, daddy.
No, no, no, it's behind it.
And there we have it.
That's all right.
Yeah, I'm a whole new person going,
this is just why I just can't do this anymore.
I just can't imagine myself in a club.
Are you kidding me?
I'm kidding me.
I'm like, yeah, like in Vegas.
I'm like, I'm young, like in my 20s, I'd go
and you'd see like 40-year-olds in there
like ordering bottle service with like hot chicks.
I'm older, I'm like, what a loser.
I actually think of your in my age and your wearing,
your two-in-the-fashion, you have a bracelet.
You know, you see these guys where you're like,
there's just too much going on, something's up there.
It just looks unnatural to me.
I don't know.
It just depends.
If you're a billionaire and you're Italian
and you have long gray hair, maybe I can understand.
Like there's something about just being like,
I'm gonna, remember that guy?
Who's that awesome guy who dances with his hot young wife
on a yacht in a speedo? I on a yacht and he in a speedo
I guess cool. He's great that guy's so billion there. Yeah, so bored. They're so bored. They're so bored at the end of the day
They're fuck what else can they do and they're like fuck it. Give me a speedo out there. That's it
Like I mean you get a lot of tattoos in your forties and fifties something's up
Right get a lot of tattoos in your 40s and 50s, something's up. It sucks. It sucks. Right.
So, good chance.
Are you looking them up?
No, because how do you look them up?
Old guy dancing?
In speedo.
He was all the rage for a while, and I think he just decided.
I got to stop going to the scene.
He died.
Yeah.
We played him on the show before many times.
Yeah, and man, dancing.
Rogan loved him, Rogan just put Rogan in a good mood.
That's a dude.
Yeah, he's in shape, too.
He's in great shape.
Can't play the music, but that's him, yeah.
Gianluca Vaci.
He's been down.
Gianluca Vaci.
Yeah.
Yeah, and he was on Vine.
And he's pulling his shorts down so you can see his hips.
He's in phenomenal shape. Yeah, yeah. He was obviously a complete stubborn. He was in his 20s and 30s. And he's pulling his shorts down so you can see his hips. He's in phenomenal shape. Yeah, he was obviously a complete stubborn
He was in his 20s and 30s and he's a stud now, but he's crazy if this ad in and he just fucking slime turn the face
Dood dude, what excuse me?
Excuse me sir. Don't say slime. You think she's there to do tick-tock dances yes i do
well she's there to carry the load no can you not say that please i don't
appreciate that soon that video ended it was
drakes new cover no but she's not hallowy berry no but she was covered in
slime no got jaanluka that she i'm 55 health is not just about eating
healthy and exercising oh Oh God save it dude
He has a tattoo across his tummy
To me to me rings to me rings you can't be that vain unless your Chris angel don't wear rings
Well, you know then you might you just stop the views were going down. He just stopped
Well, that's probably what you want to do after a while How How many times can you watch a man in his 50s dance?
55 yeah
There's a boy. Oh, he does look good. Yeah
Oh, God. Oh, he is tatted up. He's tatted up. It looks like he says festival. Oh man
He's a lot going on
I believe actually, he didn't make his money,
his family has a lot of money.
It doesn't matter either way, doing the damn thing.
Damn, he has a, the good is prime video.
There's a documentary on him called Mutual Moss.
Where's that?
Yeah.
The one where it looks like a cover of a movie.
Nope, go up, Jin.
About the, yeah, there you go.
There it is.
25, my dude.
Okay, Slime's dude.
Please, no, don't say that.
I don't like that.
No, that's what the kid's, no cap.
He's Slime and dude.
Oh, fuck it, fuck that shit.
You wanna see the trailer?
Yeah, I'd love to.
Of course I wanna see the trailer.
That documentary's been cool for about 10 minutes. Yeah. And then you're gonna go love to. Of course I want to see the trailer. That document should've been cool for about 10 minutes.
Yeah.
And then you're gonna go, I got it.
I got it after the trailer.
So.
Oh yeah, that's all I need to see.
Either way, he's kind of crushing it.
I mean, it depends on the...
Oh, he says he's a pop star though.
Yeah, it's like a retired pop star.
He's a mess is what I would call him.
He's a fucking...
Boy, if that's a mess, sign me up, dude.
Oh, okay.
That's... He's 56 now.
22 million followers, dude.
Yeah, I think he was a big pop star back in the day.
I don't think so, Bubba.
You know what, DJ.
I think he had a really bad...
Most...
Most...
The success of one of the most famous Italians in the world.
Yeah.
I think he had a...
That's how he made his money.
You know what?
You don't know, you're hating on him?
No, no, no. You're hating on him? No, no, no, no.
Bring it up, Jay.
Hey, look at me.
I do know.
Do you?
Yeah.
Let's see.
I do know.
So, he comes from some money.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, a large stockholder in a manufacturing business called
EMA.
I wonder if his dad owns that or his family.
Bring it up.
Chin.
Damn it. Let's find out. because you just end up being a stockholder
out of nowhere.
How did it says Emily?
I promise you I promise you.
Before the fame.
Go back.
No, keep we'll find it here.
All right.
How this guy find it gives damn money of nuts?
His family go to his family when he click on the family. See it says Vachee family
I know you can't click on well if you go down it says family. I keep it in guard his secret
Yeah
But just personal family damn that worth us made 200 500 mill. Yeah,
um, he's uh, he comes from, uh, there's a, there's a whole contingent of those young men
my age who whose parents were very, very wealthy Italian, like Italian aristocracy. They
went to school. Typing was a dad. Dad Rich.
Yeah.
They go back.
Pretty good chance, but...
No, it's a good chance.
Promise.
That's a lot of kids.
Yes.
Especially the stage.
I'll tell you why.
I tell you why. That's hilarious.
I don't see anything.
You go down.
He made it on social media.
I went to business man.
It didn't say anything.
Every single man and artist, you know, you go down.
His father, Marco, was the chair of a bank and owned the IMA a
multinational firm. There you go. Right. Right. Yeah. Was dad owned a bank. Yeah.
Okay. Oh, you mean his dad owned a bank where they hold money? Yes. Yes.
Born in my age. A chairman of the yeah, and pharmaceutical okay.
Stupid. Oh, yeah. And most national firm.
Oh, oh.
That made you imagine me.
The company is dad owns is currently worth $3.5 billion.
There you go.
Okay, check please.
Hey, go, kids.
Yeah.
What I tell you, case solved.
Okay, solve, but come on, man.
Couple of the smooths.
I think he's being a hater.
No.
No, I know some people who might know him.
Still living it up. Yeah. He's a rich kid. He's always done that
Yeah, and now he's at that age sometimes I do think you get to an age where you're like, what do I do here?
What's going on with my life? Like Matt? He's in shape. How do you kid? Yeah, this is a picture of him at age of 25
I do believe that like Photoshop got his hairs,
a trademark there.
Yeah, he was, yeah.
That's him working for his dad with his hair.
Yeah, or just dressed in a suit, Italian style
with that pocket thing.
The whole thing's a nightmare.
Yeah, there's a whole lot.
It seems you much better.
There's a whole tradition, there's a whole,
like sort of like that Italian thing
where your son is allowed to not grow up.
I dig through it.
Yeah.
Mommy makes excuses for you.
She does literally when you're Italian and Italy
and I'm not kidding, like a kid like that,
I promise you his mother, he has never done laundry,
not once.
His mother's done.
That's how it should be.
His mother does his laundry and she still does one.
Why is this a problem?
No, I'm just saying.
I wish my mom did my laundry.
Yeah, that'd be fucking sick.
My mom did my laundry all the time.
He's never made a bed and he's never done his laundry.
And I mean never.
Live in, dude.
The talents do it right.
Yes, and by the way, he's never cooked a meal for himself
probably.
When he was older, maybe he was like, you know,
for a girl, I can cook and my mom gave me something,
you know, but for the most part, not.
Yeah, very talented.
I don't see any problems in there.
This guy gets cool.
Especially upper, you know, class, but, but, the tidally, they write about it. It, very talented. Any problems? This guy gets especially upper, you know, class, but
but the Tadley they write about it.
It's an issue. America's the only
Americans are only once you when the
kids are in 16, you kick them out of
the house. All their families. I love
I love the Italian culture. I love
like they did. You're your grandparents
to live with you. You know, you don't
kick them out. That's not just the
die, but that's just not Italy.
That's it. That's it. Italy East everywhere. Everywhere. England. That's
why people are America's the only one that kicked you out
of house at 16. That's correct. They want you to go your own
way. Yeah. It destroys the family. I think it's bullshit.
Yeah, me too. So I let my kids love me as long as they
want. Fuck yeah, dude. How about how about people who send
their kids away to boarding school? That's what happened to
you. Who is the kid who got sent away?
That's the way, no, but there's a kid who's got,
probably, there's a kid who got sent away at,
but that was my choice.
Good one, no it wasn't.
You, you've got.
All right, you're right.
Yeah, definitely wasn't.
So send me away to this foreign land
without any friends or family daddy.
No, my choice to go to a different,
to live in a different country every year and a half
and then be, and then go to the United States
where my parents are still in Saudi Arabia.
You know what I like about this?
You're taking accountability.
You're lying to yourself, but there's some
of kind of ability.
Even though it's a lie, I have to go to Massachusetts,
boarding school and never live in the United States.
I'm 14.
Brian, for the first time we're sitting in Massachusetts,
boarding school.
You guys stay in here.
Saudi Arabia.
Gotta stay by my dog.
Yeah.
We're actually gonna kill the dog we leave. Good. Good. Good. Yeah. Kind of fucked me up a little bit. I bet. But there was a kid who was sent
to boarding school at seven years old. Who the fuck was it? That's a Spartan lifestyle. Who was it?
That's just bad parenting. Yeah. It's an actor, an actor's kid who
things aren't going well for him. Name an actor, the kids are a nightmare. Oh, um,
fuck, um, parents were super famous. Both his parents were really famous. Big actor.
Oh, shares, shares son, share and sonny and share son.
She the kids been have he has major drug problems and share what had men
kidnap him from his wife.
Share son reportedly found a band and when he was sent to a boarding school at such young age seven years old, while share thought it would be best for Elijah, the lack of proper father figure made him constantly pine for one,
trying to bond with various men, his mother dated.
So his mother has seen new shares dating lately.
Yeah, she's dating a guy 40 years, her junior.
So she dates all these different men.
And this kid is sent away to boarding school at seven years old.
Can you imagine, your son's seven, can you fucking imagine?
You miss one of his baseball games you freak out.
Can you imagine?
I can't even imagine it. I
Wouldn't send my kid my son's 12. That's not a shot. I might start. Can't we stay the night is friends house for a night
To me that's the so if you want to be famous and you want to make it the share the sunny and share show the share show
Shusho good for you, but I don't know that that's
Not how you raise the sun in my opinion And Oh, no. Oh, guess what kid has,
the kid has major heroin problems.
Yeah, of course.
He's 47 and he's been, he's been in an adriab.
Oh, terrible mom, awful mom.
So then his mom goes, he's married and they're in a hotel
and his mother hires four men to kidnap him.
At 47?
That's right, sir.
Kidnap him.
But does he have like a horrible drug problem at this point? I guess he's back to
Trying not to use or something
And then her other her other daughter had turned into a man chas bono. Oh, yeah, boy. She's bad
And chas be came yes
Damn, that was recently hired for him in a kidnapper.
Yeah, oh, yeah, from his hotel room in the memory shoes, because she doesn't trust
that he's not going to kill himself.
He had some near death experiences with overdoses.
Wow.
Look, she loves her son.
Boy, what'd you watch a documentary on?
Jesus Christ.
No, I read a whole thing about it.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
I read a whole thing about it because, you know, sometimes the worst thing you can do
for your kid is become rich and famous
Maybe I won't be a bad parent. There's a lot of parents who are rich and famous who are good parents. Yeah, you got to be there for the kids
Yeah, but you're still bad. I'm guessing cultured and his wife. Yeah, they're good parents
Yeah, like Rogan's a great dad. He's more famous than the picture of these people around. He's a great dad
Yeah, it's all about the parenting. That's on share.
That's on you, Bill.
100% on share.
Yeah.
You'll sing another song with your tits.
Right?
I don't know, Tid.
Yeah.
You're 77.
Bring her up.
Whatever her doctor is, I want that doctor.
Her pioneering F like, she's just set the tone for plastic surgery.
It does, right?
100%.
She was probably the first to have a reaction.
What happened with Madonna? Well, let's get into it. She's like, I can do the same for 10 surgery. It does right 100% she was probably the first that what happened with Madonna
Well, let's get different doctors. I can do the same for 10% discount. Yeah, let's get into that
What do you so share share has been doing it for a click on the that's her so that's a boyfriend
But look at her she's 77
Dude you and share have the same size legs
No, don't say that, too. You're gonna make me mad and there are certain things
I just won't stand for
on this podcast, and that's one of them.
She does look good.
Click on that one with her with the, no, go back.
Click on the one with her with the real live Wolverine.
Right there, there we go.
We got a live one.
Well, that's Versace, right?
That's, yeah.
That's Miss Versace.
Sheerlake's phenomenal, there.
Isn't it crazy?
You can touch up pictures on her.
Hey, it's right.
Senaz, what's going on?
Who is her doctor?
How does that happen?
Why her?
Why does she look like that?
And Madonna looks something else.
Is it the way her face is structured?
I can't even figure it out.
I mean, she's always had great bone structure.
We get that.
But I don't know.
For 10 points, what's your national brand? It's not a little bit brand? Olden ever 10 Brennan what's your national?
Armenian yes, thank you, dude. Thank you sarcosian. I think her's their last name
Yeah, you can tell
Wow
Looks she's a force in nature, but it's all about her human cat. It's all about her in it
Versace looks like that the movie cats
Dude, I'm gonna look just like that when I'm gonna go go to cats chin type in the movie cats. It's the same fucking thing the movie or from the musical
Either or I
Mean that's different tear while our brother died
That's what she looks like and that's Taylor Swift
That's what she looks like and that's Taylor Swift
Yeah, she's got a fucking
The monkey's pause time time father time
There's Versace
Well, let's bring up Madonna's Instagram because she seems to be that's a train She yeah, she seems to not be wanting but I'd rather be sure or
Versace or Madonna
that's pretty sparse.
Well, it's about an MAD.
All right, dammit.
I don't know.
Damien, did not spell Madonna.
I put M-O instead of M-A.
Oh, wow.
That's a simple, come on, dude.
Well, there she looks, D.
He said that first, she looks cool.
It's just tough to tell, right?
What's that on her?
Wait, go back.
What? What's that on her? go back what what's that on her?
Those are in ears like this. Yeah, she's seeing in your monitors. Yeah, she took it out
But they're flesh colored so they look weird but go back go back. Yeah, me let's see the whole page show
Yes, she's doing the damn thing
A lot of fillers. She's a at that. It's tough on IG because the filters and stuff.
Wow.
And she has that dumb truck out the back.
Yeah.
She is just...
Staying young ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah, fighting for other times, other times.
Oh, that is such a...
Yeah, that's such a...
That's such a... an assault on time.
She's doing the best she can.
She's fighting, man.
I'll tell you what she looks like she's winning the rounds, though.
I'm going to get some filler.
That's it.
I'm, but how old is Madonna?
70 something.
60, 65, 66, 65.
That's not, that's not too old.
It's not like a young kid.
I mean, the way she looks, you know what I'm saying?
She's trying.
All right, what do you got, Jim?
Wow.
All right, guys, let's play a little game.
A game?
If you're down, yeah.
Let's do it.
So there's like a little part, burl there. the middle of you. What there's thing? Yeah, okay
And then oh, so yes you guys have little swords. Don't do it yet. So there's a thing I wanted to try with both you guys
So I found the most powerful stun gun on Amazon. I'm not doing that. Come on, dude
I'm gonna do it with you guys
I'm not doing that come on dude. I'm gonna do it with you guys. No, I'm not
You Hell yeah, I'm serious. I might do it first and then we'll play absolutely not I hate that I'll do it if you if we lose
We just sting you no no sting me first and then play the game
Well, how about we just sting you?
You don't mind me. Come on. This will be great. I get a bad taker. I just can't it's not a shot. I'm
Come on, this will be great. I get a bad takeer. I just can't there's not a shot. I'm No, oh
My god, this kid's a pretty game. I still want to see someone get stuck
I'll get stung you guys stung sting me. I've been stun gunned by like three different stun guns
Yeah, you but are you one of those guys that you're that you're not you can deal with it like where it doesn't affect you or no
I don't know. I just tried it well
But I have not tried this one this supposed to be the most powerful one with 50 million
No, no, thank you. No, shit. Hey, we need rap not tried this one. This supposed to be the most powerful one with 50 million dollars. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Thank you.
No, shit.
Hey, we need rating for it.
Jesus Christ, I don't want to die for it.
Okay, it's been sting, or, yeah, do it to me.
You want me to do it to you?
Yeah, I'll do it.
Stand up, you can finally carry on.
I'm gonna do it.
So it is our best stun gun.
The stun gun also comes with safety, disabled pin.
It says powerful as 51 million volts,
which can definitely zap your target faster
and most stun guns out there
All right, so I do is
Chin I like this dude for the views. Oh my just press this and then where did you buy this at?
Holy shit, that's not the only
Hold on hold on the hold on hold on hold on
Hold on
Brian do it for the camera let me do it
Merrick chin this is chin's idea wants this
Okay, you did it twice
Yeah You smell the burry? That's a scared, right? Yeah, that's a good one. You're saying fine.
You know what I'm trying to fuck that up.
What the fuck?
I don't like that stuff.
They did it.
It didn't fucking hurt, but it's not gonna kill you.
That's what the thing like, stun doesn't stop you.
Oh yeah, it's gonna stop you.
They just stink.
It'll hurt.
Yeah, I don't want to hate you guys, but my life's a pain in the ass.
I hate that stuff.
How do you guys?
Yeah, that didn't really do much to you though, Chen. I thought it would like knock you to the
Burnie. I thought I would knock you to the fucking ground, but that's not gonna do anything that doesn't stop people
Does it that's I'm saying I was holding guys. It doesn't stop you. Holy shit. You know what I like though
Chen was down to do it. I didn't I like Chen had the idea for the views
I'll stay with my low views and I get shocked though.
I'll be too.
I'm just, God bless you, Joe.
I don't like that.
They, they, they, uh, when it's bad
when you have electrodes attached to your balls
and they just go, zzzz.
Shinsai guy fell as the views are down.
I brought a nine millimeter
and we're gonna play Russian roulette.
No, I Google this quite a bit.
So I looked at if 50 million volts can kill you
and this is just from Kora, says. Leave the old voltage happen well below two million looked at if 50 million volts can kill you. And this is just from Quora.
Leave the old voltage happen well below 2 million.
That's 50 million.
But what if I die?
What if I die?
When it actually contacts your body,
the voltage changes for some reason.
Sure.
Why would they sell it on Amazon if you can kill people?
But Tim, that didn't do anything to you.
No, it hurt.
It definitely, and you can smell the burning, right?
Isn't it supposed to drop go, aren't you?
It's supposed to drop you.
Yeah.
And I've tried three different ones with my friends.
You are like, you run it at me and I do it to your heart.
Do it to my heart right now.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
It's not worth it, man.
No, I'm not doing that shit.
No, you do it to him.
Yeah.
Do it to my heart.
I'm not even joking.
It's not going to do shit.
It's not going to do shit. Just try it. I feel like it's a bad idea. I'm not even joking, it's not gonna do shit. It's not gonna do shit.
Just try it.
I feel like it's a bad idea.
Kill him.
Kill too.
You want them to really want me to do it?
Yeah, do it.
Slay chin.
Don't kill our each other.
Don't look at Brendan like shaking his head.
Cut to us next podcast.
Well, we didn't want to do it.
And I remember I didn't want to kill him.
Yeah.
So this is the button first
It's fucking right too man
You're into your heart. Oh, we have a shirt on what the hell we put skins man
No, I don't know is it gonna burn the shirt? No, I don't know. Well, I get you new bills
Go for it. Ready. Yeah, well right out me like a hate crime
I don't know right on it say you white piece of shit. Yeah, try
I'm not gonna see some motivation. You just gotta be like fucking career for every white piece of shit there
Fucker you did touch it hurt. Yeah, it hurts. It definitely hurts. Yeah, and they feel you can smell the burn right?
I don't know I don't smell like it burn burn keep smoking. I don't like that. Yeah
You know what if you want to pick me up chin all you need was a magic mind
Listen some people like to buy stung guns to wake up. Yeah, we use magic mind
I use magic mind because this gives me the alert feeling I need. You know what, every day I struggle with,
should I jam a vault, a 50 million vault into my body
or should I just use a magic mine?
That's it.
And thank God, magic mine works.
I don't need a vault.
I'm getting my matcha and all my adapters.
And this one you cut to chain, get vaulted
and then cut back to brine, taken magic mine.
That's right, that's right.
You use a vault, you use voltage.
Are you sick of electrocute in yourself?
We have just the end.
Do you wanna pick me up?
Do you wanna feel alert and amazing?
Huh?
Sure you take a stun gun to the deck
or you can try magic.
That's right.
Chink decides to use the stun gun.
I love this stuff. I was wondering what this gay osic man's games gonna get to play it which sucks
I wanted to play chin. I love your idea dude. I love it. I see where you're going with it. I get the creativity. It's brilliant
No, you know what I like you're not gonna die for me
But you know what I appreciate your effort and I'm serious and I think that was an awesome game
And I know super creative. I love it. I love it. I'm just gonna die for me, but you know what? I appreciate your effort and I'm serious and I think that was an awesome game
and I know super creative.
I love it.
I love it.
I'm just gonna participate.
Okay, fine.
I did that shooting thing where I had to wear it
on my back and it's like, it's sucked.
It does suck.
It hurts.
It's like new game guys.
I have three powers there.
One is pure fentanyl.
Let's just sniff it.
See what happens.
Yeah.
I do, I appreciate it, Chin.
All right, it's gonna bring out a murder hornet
and you're gonna have to like, you know.
All right, so current events.
I'd rather deal with a murder hornet
than that stun gun.
That thing I can bat down, stun a bomb.
It's the sound that's the most scary.
Oh my God, that was, but it does hurt like a bit.
Do you remember in the girl with the dragon tattoo
when she comes in and stuns the guy with that?
Yeah. He's like passes out.
I think some people that do it too,
but-
I think so if you're like getting attacked by someone
and you do that right away,
for sure it's gonna freak them out, right?
But it's not gonna drop them.
It will stop them, right?
No, it's not gonna drop them.
Shane, is that the same thing as the gun
that shoots the bar?
No, those for sure I would not wanna do.
The pins that go in the military and they're like, yeah, I think that shoots the bar. No, those for sure I would not want to do. The pins that go into the military and they're like,
yeah, I mean that's way more different.
That's actual tasers.
Yeah, the tasers look like they see.
But stun guys, I'm like, dude, I've tried like three, four.
I was like, hit you right now.
I'm like, oh, no, it hurts.
I was like, there's only one way to go, Chin.
Oh, you gotta use a taser next.
Ha, ha, ha.
If you guys are down, I'm down.
Oh, yeah, so I thought.
You can't talk that.
Have you been tased?
Never.
No, never.
No, but by the way, Brian, you're right.
Pepper sprayer, Mace, 100% will take you down.
I've been messed up.
I've been taked out by Mace.
You don't wanna fuck around with it.
Yeah, it messes you up.
This is great.
All right, so a first print of mine.
The right one is so impossibly strong
and you realize what I'm talking about. I I thought this was recent because that's at the old
Zoo culture where I go in Woodland Hills
He has a new one in Sino, but this is him it must have been an older video starting to pop it like now
Wrestling with Brian Shaw use the former strong man and this is posted on
I was posted on October 3rd. He's still pretty strong.
Oh, he's like lifting him like a little kid.
I couldn't move my foot if I was actually.
Be very strong though.
I just was trying to stress him.
Brian's starting to see so nice.
I was like, you're strong.
It's donors.
Yeah.
The brum were brad messed up,
Bradley messed up and let him get underhooked.
Yeah.
So you knew he didn't have a wrestle.
Like you would never give a guy like Brian Shaw
any advantage to get underhooked.
Ever.
You would not let him get underhooked.
Never, because that's what you do.
You go for a ride.
I stopped him from getting underhooked, though,
and he's that strong.
There's techniques, there's the, there's restaurants.
There's restaurants that would have
an ally brain show, an ally.
Yeah.
And who are way less,
if you don't have a wrestler.
Who are way less, yeah.
But yeah, I mean, his first fuck up,
this is what, you know, you fucked up, right?
Is when he gave him underhooks.
I think it was all Brian Shaw,
now it's like him lifting a K.
Yeah, he's lifting a K.
He's just a human, he's boom.
Like when he shoots, Brian knows what he's doing. He shoots straight for the inside. Yep boom screwed. Yeah
screwed
You're down there and then he's not pushing on the hips there. He's not doing anything
So when you're when you guys are in heaven ways, you're you're you're fighting for honor hooks all the time
All the time under hooks is it so when you're like in the cage
You can't give the guy. Might be over under, but double,
uh, uh, uh,
the double on hooks is disaster.
Disaster, going down.
You're too strong.
You give a guy DC,
that's his DCs thing.
Yeah.
Inside, you've a,
I'm a utter hook.
You're screwed, man.
What else you got, Jim?
All right, next one is a couple of bear attacks.
This is in,
BAMF.
I like that bears are fighting back, dude.
I mean, especially in Canada.
Dude, Trudeau is trying to make it straight up North Korea.
You see they're gonna start limiting social media.
They're in there too.
They have.
Oh, no, not here.
No, now they're, it's like straight North Korea vibes.
It's crazy, dude.
They're trying to pass this law
that is gonna put regulations on all social media.
Yeah, the idea is, well, we wanna cut down
our misinformation.
And we're gonna show you only what we wanna show you.
It's North Korea.
Like North Korea thinks we're like the walking dead.
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Okay, you lose your fucking feed them freedoms by I was asked I was gonna go hiking in Bamp
and
And I knew there were grizzly bears there somebody told me there were grizzly bears there and I didn't go hiking in Bamp
That's that's real so this older couple half were grizzly bears there and I didn't go hiking in Bant. That's real.
So this older couple,
I went a half away from where I was
and I was like, oh, I'm not gonna,
oh, there are grizzly bears there.
I'm not going hiking.
I would go.
So this couple, they know the woods like,
just as much as anyone else,
they've been doing it forever.
They know all the protocols.
If there's a grizzly bear or whatever,
they've been counted forever together.
They're inseparable couple.
They both got killed,
and their dog got killed.
How old were they, this is a bear?
Damn, and their dog?
I think they're seniors or something like that.
Damn, and their dog.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Oh, you think the dog was gonna get away?
Dude, a grizzly bear is a nightmare.
Oh, yeah.
They live for being in the back country
and we're two of the most cautious people I know.
The new bear protocol. Oh really?
What's that all that stuff? Oh, oh, oh, yeah
You know what a beer protocol is you bring a fucking away. You get or you or you have the
Spray spray doesn't always work though. No, but you know what works is like you know the the burglar spray that we that they have like 50 yards away
Spray that I'm in a back them up
No, see what there's been's should be way more powerful than
Regular spray no, no, you know what I can't think that because you're supposed to use beer spray against burglars
Oh, it works like a mother other incidents incidents that from this year include a black brother killed a man
And his campsite in Arizona and a polar bear killed a woman and her one-year-old son in a small village in Alaska
Yeah, so there are different areas
But as far as BAMF, it's this is like the first killing in like two days. I know, but when so so so here's how you get really cautious with bears
You carry a 44 yeah a gun for sure. Yeah, I have a fucking gun. What's a BAMF natural park home to roughly 60 grizzly bears?
Not terrible
No 20 to 40 black bears chance of seeing them not great
Yeah, I think how many people go through BAMF?
How many have been attacked by bears?
Your odds are pretty good.
What's funny though in the headlines,
okay, so anyways for BAMF at least,
it was like what, two decades since there's a death,
but before that, there was like three attacks, non-fatal,
but then another thing came out, and this is in Montana,
a woman like 73 got attacked by a grizzly bear.
They just attacked the old.
And her husband took a bear spray and was able to back them off
and she got airlifted.
And she's apparently they don't know the condition
but she should be okay.
Yeah.
So that's a second bear attack within like in October.
Or no, wait, within a month.
This is a general rule like if it's brown lay down,
if it's a black fight back.
Like I think that's what it is.
I'm sorry. I'm fighting back no matter what. That's the rule if it's a black fight back like I think that's what it is.
I'm fighting back no matter what.
That's the rule, if it's brown lay down.
But they say that, then the Cub Scout leader
was trying to show his Cub Scouts
cause they ran into a grizzly bear.
He's like just watch everybody,
I'm gonna lay down and something made an issue.
And the grizzly bear is like,
holy, what are you doing dude?
I'm gonna eat you ass first.
In front of these kids.
And we give like no.
You need a gun. Brown lay down, black fight back. Yeah, we give like no. You need a brown lay down black fight back.
Yeah.
White good night.
Oh, polar bear.
But here's some of the rules here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay calm. It's just a good. Clock 40. Don't scream. Holla tip.
Pick up small children, don't let kids run away.
Hiking groups, make yourself look big.
Oh yeah, I'll try that.
Don't drop your bag.
Walk away slowly, again don't run.
Don't climb trees.
Because they can climb. So basically have a gun.
If they don't have a gun, block climb a tree.
Good luck, Bear. I'm gonna fucking curb stop your stupid snout. Yeah.
I need a gun.
I'm gonna need a gun.
I saw this afterwards too.
Yeah.
So they wanna reintroduce Grizzly Bears
to watching the state.
And I wonder why that was a case,
and then I looked up why Grizzly Bears.
Oh, that's Washington.
Just being Washington.
So Grizzly Bears are known as Keystone Species,
and they're, I guess an important part of the ecosystem.
Hey, Disperses, tell the land, fertilize forests and help regulate prey species.
Dramatically, oh, interesting.
So they're taking our job.
That's very interesting.
But people are not happy about that, obviously.
Toss them in there, makes it up.
This one's pretty bad.
I'm not going to show the video on youth football shooting.
So 11 year old kid shot two of his own teammates
because I mean, they were chasing after you.
They dropped the ball.
I'll show you.
I don't wanna see this.
I'll show you the video,
but we're not gonna put on that.
Are you kids gonna kill?
No, no, they're fine.
Well, they're injured.
injured, but they're not dead.
So,
so that kid runs his car.
That's his mom's car apparently.
Then he knows his mom has a gun in there?
Yeah, which is not in a safe or anything and he shoots
So apparently he shot one shot but that one shot got both those kids that were chasing them and thankfully
They're still alive like it was like a elbow and a back shooting
And of course it's a mom it seems like it we don't know 100% but she's freaking out again bad parenting
Why does your 11 year old know where the gun is in the car?
How do you have a gun in the car? The whole thing's a nightmare.
Oh my god that's insane.
So he is now trying to support serious man.
Second one count of second degree attempted murder.
At 11 years old.
That's terrible.
Yeah.
Yeah we can't have that.
Our kids' life can get pretty tough. I think his mom's gonna be the one that's terrible. Yeah. Yeah, we can't have that. Our kids' life's gonna get pretty tough.
I think his mom's gonna be the one that's punished.
They're both, they're both a-to-disaster,
it's a nightmare.
That's why the mom's freaking out.
She's like, I'm fucked.
She should have known better.
Yeah.
Can't have a gun like that.
Have you guys seen this video?
No.
So this is in Philadelphia.
We've all been there.
And sometimes you see like ATVs and motorcycle,
well, sorry, me and Brenner. And I'm sure Brian. But sometimes you see like ATVs and motorcycle. Well, sorry mean Brenner
And I'm sure Brian, but sometimes you see like people with motorcycles ATVs just like on the streets
Sure kind of randomly going by so this is a half-run for hiders. This happened near a woman and her kids and then I guess
One of the bikers accidentally hit her car and then they got an argument and this is what happened afterwards
So the car he stopped and is a mother with kids. Then it gets out of her car to confront the man.
Oh, she missed the round.
No, she's not.
He jumped out and I was going at him.
And I ended up pushing his bike over and everybody just starts surrounding me.
So she defended herself and then apparently the guy was finally arrested.
That's him.
No, no, no, no, this is commercial.
This is him. He's some like, he looks like a douchebag.
He looks like a young, dumbass douchebag.
He's a little bitch.
And apparently he actually pulled out a little like a tiny gun
when she started pushing back.
Oh, there is.
Against a girl.
Yeah.
And then you're really tough.
You and your 50 biker boys.
Yeah, you guys are so tough.
I think as soon as they noticed, she was a girl.
That's why they otherwise they would probably attack her.
But they're obviously a guy who'd be in a lot of trouble. They're just. They're just a it's just bitch behavior. Yeah, but thankfully he's he's caught
Jesus Christ be embarrassed
He'll be out slap on the wrist though. Yeah, all right the balls on her right getting out of the car
You gotta give her so much to mom a beer. Yeah
Fuck that guy. I guess it's terrible being, the whole biker, yay.
He needs that guy.
We should get that Italian fucking Instagram guy.
To Danthon?
Yeah, Danthon.
Oh, to slime them out.
Fuck it, slime them out.
Danthon, slime them out.
Slime them out.
God, so gross.
Yeah, nasty, right?
Can we get that?
Here's another video we can't show, but.
Yeah, it's us Christ.
But.
Oh, yeah. This one's a little rough.
It's pretty much a plane that's doing a straight nose dive in Ohio.
And it did not end.
It's a private plane.
It looks like a little two-seater to me.
Let me see, Jen.
Oh, what the f***!
So that's the footage.
And I heard that two people passed away.
Two people died, and one was like, damn damn one survived. I think so yeah, impressive
That's pretty crazy. That's a bummer
It's I wonder what concept played the crash. I mean
Sometimes you lose power, right? You can lose power up there one of your engines goes out
It just falls out of the stuff you can get icing on your on your wings
And when you get icing on your wings that throws off everything.
And it can't cruise even with the
wings. It is so heavy. The ideas is
you want to cruise. The ideas you can
glide. But sometimes it's so
ahead. It's hell spent like that
and you can't pull it out. Especially
if your engines don't work, you can't
pull out of it.
Better be bad. This is a little bit
older, but you just some Instagram videos I found sent to chin
This is a modern day football
That's terrible parenting and coaching
This kids are just fighting did I even play in football?
No, I don't get up.
Keep wooving them.
Oh, that's bad parenting.
Yep.
What's the bad parent's episode?
It started with Cher, and now we're ending with this kid.
We're not ending with this.
It's straight afight.
Will you try and make the kids tough, I guess?
The laugh was the crazy part. I would beat the shit I coach. Yeah, but this kid this kid has a future
Oh
Oh
My god well
I kid has a future sitting on the couch watching TV
This kid's never playing football after the P.V. level.
He's too big too slow.
Oh my God.
That number four is like, all right.
He got the right dude.
He's probably 40.
How old is he?
Yeah.
You know, he's pretending to be a kid.
Let's get to the Trevor Barrow thing.
There it is.
So this is insane.
You're gonna be a bickers or didn't settle a lost here.
So that's already bullshit.
Yeah. I'm this from New York Post. So that's already bullshit. Yeah.
I mean, this from New York Post.
So for those of you that don't know about Trevor Bauer,
Trevor Bauer was a say-un-award winner for the Dodgers.
Top one of the top pitchers in the league.
During the high to the Me Too movement in 2022,
especially believe all women,
this lady comes out, accusing all this horrible,
horrendous stuff, which of it's true it would be insane, right?
So we're like, oh, I can't believe this.
The Dodgers, they do an investigation, kick this guy off the team.
Remember, Sai Young Award winner, kick him off the team.
He's going through all this legal stuff.
He can't say his side because of the due process.
Comes out, I'll let you take a premier, Brian.
Turns out, this was a hit job.
This lady had all the intentions of doing this.
And he shows the evidence of her and the text exchanges.
Two who are friends going, how much is he worth?
51 million. Go get him, girl.
I would hoard out for a gift.
I gotta get Daddy to choke me out.
First I gotta get Daddy to choke me out.
Here's what's, here's what's fucked up.
Here's what's really messed up.
She's gonna jail. Another player on the Pad up. Here's what's really messed up.
She's got a jail.
Another player on the pod race, he plays with the dodges, right?
For the pod race, those all introduce you to him.
How much is yours?
51 million.
And she goes, I'll send you 55K if you do it.
Yeah, he's a dog.
Fuck, I'm sorry.
Then the day she said that she was assaulted, punched in the face,
she decided for this, that they found out the video,
that's all fake the video that
day she says accused she puts a video of him sleeping and she smiling in bed of
straight video she all this fake comeback that is the most
this guy's career is ruined he's gonna sue the Dodgers and sue MLB
but she's they were privy to this she should go to jail oh you know what happens nothing
nothing happens to her and she should go to jail for 20 years.
Well, I'd rather play the video off Trevor Bauer.
This is so disgusting.
Next victim, star pitcher for the Dodgers.
A text Lindsay Hill sent to a friend before she ever even met me.
What should I steal?
She asked another and referenced visiting my house for the first time.
The answer?
Take his money.
So how might that work? I'm going to his house Wednesday, she said. The answer? Take his money. So how might that work?
I'm going to his house Wednesday, she said,
I already have my hooks in.
You know how I roll.
Then after the first time we met,
net worth is 51 mil, she said,
bitch, you better secure the bag, was the response.
But how is she gonna do that?
Need daddy to choke me out, she said,
being an absolute horde to try to get in on his 51 million
right another text.
Then, after the second time we met, former Padre's picture Jacob Nick's told her, you
gotta get this bag.
I'll give you 50,000, Lindsey replied.
Her AA sponsor asked her at one point, do you feel a tiny bit guilty?
Not really, she replied.
Since then, her legal team has approached me multiple times about coming to a financial
settlement.
But, as I have done since day one, I refused to pay her even a single cent.
In August of 2021, Lindsay Hills claims were hurting courts, and during those legal
proceedings, critical information was deliberately and unlawfully concealed from me and my legal
team.
Information like this video, which was taken by Lindsay Hill herself, the morning after
she claims she was brutally attacked, emotionally traumatized, and desperate
to get away from me.
And now we have the metadata, so there can be no dispute.
It was taken mere minutes before she left my house on the morning of May 16th, 2021,
without my knowledge or consent, of course.
In it, you can see her lying in bed next to me while I'm sleeping.
So hard to get the camera without a care in the world, or any marks on her face.
I think it paints a pretty clear picture of what actually happened the evening of May 15th
and why the video was originally concealed from us.
Yeah.
After hearing the evidence available to her, Judge Diana Gold Saltman found that Lindsay
Hill had misled the court.
She found her claims to be materially misleading. She denied her request for domestic violence restraining order, and she found
that no sexual assault or non-consensual conduct took place.
Now, some of you might not know about restraining order hearings, I know, I didn't, but I've
since learned that it's extremely rare for a request for a restraining order to be denied because the standard of proof that you need to obtain one is extremely low.
So you can make it that what you will. The fact is I was never arrested. I was never
charged with a crime and I won the only legal proceeding that took place without
my side of the story even being heard. And most importantly, as I've said from day
one, I never sexually assaulted Lindsay Hill or anyone else for that matter
So I suited which prompted her to counter-summe
quite frankly regardless of the Outcoming court I've paid significantly more legal fees than Lindsey Hill could ever pay me in her entire life
And I knew that would be the case going in but the lawsuit was never about the money for me
It was the only way for me to obtain critical information to clear my name
was never about the money for me. It was the only way for me to obtain critical information to clear my name.
The discovery process in that lawsuit recently concluded, at which point
Lindsey Hill's legal team again came to us with another proposal to resolve the case.
This time, however, they weren't seeking any money for me.
Having received much of the information that had been hidden from us, a small portion of which I've referenced here, I was willing to agree to the terms proposed. Both parties would drop their respective
lawsuits, and neither of us would pay either side any money. I also retained my right to
speak publicly about the case, something I have not been at liberty to do since June
of 2021. So as of today, both lawsuits have been settled. Now over the last two years I've
been forced to defend my integrity and my reputation in a very public setting but hopefully this
is the last time I have to do so as I'd prefer to just remain focused on doing my job,
winning baseball games and entertaining fans around the world. So today I'm happy to be moving on
with my life. Good man, he lost his career. Yeah, So, Shaman, he lost, he was a star pitcher on the LA Dodgers.
Yeah.
And they had this information and they didn't want to deal
with the backlash.
They kicked him off the team.
Yeah.
So, Shaman them, Shaman them, they're gonna get sued.
Shaman the Dodgers, Shaman every fucking sports talking head
who went bad on them and Shaman,
and everyone in the media, Fuck all you pieces of shit.
Fuck all you guys.
And, and, you know, you destroy your guy's life.
You don't believe in due process.
And if you don't believe in due process,
you don't believe in freedom of speech
or anything else that makes this country great.
So fuck you a second time.
And I'm just so glad that this is how terrible it is.
Coming out now, believe all men,
believe all women.
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's,
that monster scumbag should be in jail for 20
My my thing is that's my problem if if there's no recourse if there's no repercussion of
People making false claims this isn't gonna stop now because what happened her nothing
What's he gonna get shamed on social media sure is that enough no?
She needs to go to the minimum.
Should be three years in prison.
100%.
That's a great honor.
You took this man's livelihood.
Yeah, but Brennan, again, in this day and age
with social media, you can tell a story.
And this is a male female thing.
It just is.
A woman can tell a story.
A man makes a statement.
You'll never win. You You just you're everything goes away
But at what the point to all these brilliant minds and the men with the most money and the most powerful the most powerful people in the world are men
Don't you fuck everyone with it the most powerful men at what point do those movers and shakers go?
This isn't right, dude. Well women if any women can just come out and ruin a man's livelihood is reputation and there's no repercussions
This this can't be good because it's it's ruining society more and more women are saying that I think I think it actually
Men can't win that I think women and they are a lot of women are going what the fuck?
Well the problem husband. I have a father. I have a problem with this
The problem with this is she actually hurts the the me
Of course she does this stuff destroys all credibility. So now the next person that comes out with a famous
Athlete or entertainer we're gonna go we've seen this when she might really have a case so what she's
She's not an ally for women. She's the exact opposite. Of course. She's not only hurting you guys
She's hurting up. She's a monster. She should be dealt with with severe consequences. I'm her make a fucking example of that
Her in amber hood fuck those people man. They're the worst of the worst people. They should get 10 years in prison man
Yeah, it's awful. What a terrible person.
She's the exact problem with society.
With the sociopath, man.
She actually goes the opposite to help women.
She's doing the worst.
She's hurting more than she knows.
She's just goes back to the principle of due process.
The reason you have due processes, because there will always be people, men and women, who
are going to do that.
There are bad people in the world. And if you have a system in society
where somebody can just tell a story about you,
it's called the Salem Witch Trials.
It goes back, it's why we have courts.
It's why you have to have courts.
But we're not learning either.
Look at my boy, Matt Arisa.
Okay, this young kid, this girl's,
who's in love with this story.
Sorry.
The punter.
Matt Arisa, I'm sorry, yeah. For San Diego State, of course. The number one punter in the club with this story. Sorry. The punter. We had him on.
Madderized.
Sorry, yeah.
Of course.
For San Diego State.
Of course.
The number one punter in the nation.
Doesn't have a job right now.
Because a girl, some, made up a story and got him kicked off the Buffalo Bills.
And now we know for a fact that that's all fake.
Damage Roy done.
Teams like, ah, we still want to deal with it.
Trevor Bowler.
His whole life.
He could sign with the team right now and be the best pitcher.
Teams like, yeah, we don't want to deal with the negativity.
What?
But he did nothing.
I think everybody should be stepping up about this.
Everybody should be supporting.
Oh, I would buy a jersey.
Everybody should be a part.
I'd be the first one in line to buy the guys.
I want to give people a apologize.
I want to know who went bad on him.
I want to know what, what, what talking?
Yes, being fucked.
I mean, even, even. Even the Dodgers should,
Even Stephen, they smithed it.
The Dodgers should fucking suck him off, dude.
And again, I bet he doesn't sue the Dodgers
because he wants to play ball.
Well, they better give him a job
because if they don't, they won't.
They won't, they won't.
That's the world we live in.
They won't, they go, hey man, we messed up my bet.
Can I play?
Nah, nah, we don't want that.
Fuck you.
Yeah, but you made a mess.
That's where corporate money needs to step up too.
Like, how long are you gonna do this?
If you don't believe in due process or anything.
So you just give all the products.
If I'm the Padres, I'm signing Trevor Bauer.
I'm putting the face of our friends.
Just on principle.
And you don't think that guy has a feather up
is asked to fucking slang some fastballs?
Oh my God.
When he comes back to the league,
which I do, hopefully he gets back.
He should get him on the podcast.
Good fucking luck.
Yeah.
I was a huge fan of his before all this.
Then after, again, you look at the headlines,
like, Jesus, this is bad.
And then you see this, like, holy, this poor guy.
And you got all these people going bad on him,
just without knowing any of the facts,
just going bad on them.
He's my favorite player now.
He should be.
Because we all, in America, we all root for the underdog.
Well, we root for a comeback story.
There's not a beer comeback story
than this talented, talented man who won the Saiyung,
and some took it all from just for money.
How the podraes, the Tampa Bay,
how's somebody that signed this elite talent
as in scumbags?
Anyway.
What else you got?
That's, we should probably end it on that.
Let's end it on that guys.
I'll tell you right now I'm so fine.
I'm ready, go for it, do it again.
Nah.
Nah.
I'll see you this weekend.
Greensboro, North Carolina, Friday Friday Saturday. Let's go comedy zone
Then I got to oh by the way I just added
The Chicago improv October 27 and 28
I was just doing a few days but that's 50 miles away
So that's all good
All right, all right Niagara Falls, November 4th and 5th.
Two shows, both almost sold out.
Niagara Falls is Casino.
I've never been out there.
I probably check out the falls.
November 4th and 5th.
Chicago, Albion Chicago, downtown Chicago, December 8th and 9th.
Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday.
A bunch of other dates coming up.
Tickets at thickboy.com or was it T or FATKZ.com.
We're just waiting, people keep asking about this
gangfest episode.
I reached out to him, hopefully you have it soon,
so you can post it for you guys so you can see it.
The car content, so let's pick up my car next week.
It should be done, it's gonna be dope.
We're launching a new show around it
and I got a crazy idea that I think
it should be really dope around the whole car mod scene.
So I like it.
That's your dope.
Can I get involved in that?
Absolutely not.
Okay, absolutely.
I'm a car guy now.
Trevor Barr, let me know if you want me hook your crop.
All right guys, love you.
We're out.