The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1019 | PLUS a Drop in with Khalil Rountree

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

The guys chat it up with Khalil Rountree to discuss his light heavyweight title shot against Alex Pereira, his suspension, love for golf and much more. Also, the guys talk Brendan's use of peptides, Bryan's questions about concept cars, ice baths vs Cryo chambers, the new Scott Peterson documentary, current events around the world and much more! Stamps.com - Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://stamps.com/fighter JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER Sportsmans Cove Lodge - Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” for a Buy One Get One Trip! CBDistillery - Visit https://cbdistillery.com/ and use code: FIGHTER for 20% OFF Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Transcend - https://transcendcompany.com/brendanSchaub for 15% OFF Your Order

Yes, we did. Cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, pal. Back at it, back at it. We got, we got one of my favorites calling in today. And we're dropping a little drop in by Khalil round tree.

Fight for a world title and a very high elevation. So like city, not ideal. Not where you want big bodies at. What we want to do is get out there right now. We want to get out there right now and start on it. That's tough, man. You got to do it. It sucks.

It's tough. 10 days is tough. Yeah, it takes, that's kind of with, with Cain Velasquez, when he fought, um. Mexico City. Yes. And he fought, uh, what's his name? Verdoom. Verdoom.

I apparently, from what I heard, he, he was, he only gave him three days, which makes zero sense. Now Verdoom had been there for two months. Well only gave him three days, which makes zero sense now verdun had been there for two months well but even three days that makes sense because ufc gets you out there on tuesday so he got there before he got there before but you got to get out there three weeks if you can it's so important is it penned i don't know you there's ways you can go around around it but you can blood dope no like there's hyperbaric chambers you can go and you can sleep and train in. I think I think Kalil is in Vegas there's certain areas you can go to in Vegas with high elevation. Are you allowed to do hyperbaric chambers?

Yeah man. Are you? Yeah. Cause that's. Every high level fighter you know. Does it? Yes. They've been doing I mean.

Yeah. Yeah it's not illegal. Um yeah whatever, whatever you got to do, but you want to get there. You want to get out there early. Yeah. Well, you want to get out there. If you, let's say you're training in Florida, if you're at like sea level, you want to get out there, but if you're in Vegas, Denver, you'll be all right. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. If you're in, yeah, it's only if you're in like, you know, sea level. Yeah. Cause that'll get to you right

quick. What's the odds on that fight, Chin? So Alex is a minus four, 55. Remember it's short notice and it's a straight striking match. No grappling. No wrestling. So odds would favor Alex in that.

How do you know it's no wrestling? Is that- Just Khalil's history. He's not a big- Just, so there's style. Khalil has no background in grappling. How do you know it's no wrestling? Is that just Khalil's history? He's not a big... Just their style. Khalil has no background in grappling. Yeah. No. No. There will be no shot attempts. That's why though it's kind of exciting because it's you know. That's why it's a better fight than Ankle Ive. For the fans. It's gonna be a slugfest. Yeah for the fans and the people hating on you know Khalil like oh you don't deserve it. Cause I was like, I didn't ask for it.

They gave it to me. What do you want me to do? Sorry. I'm an exciting fighter. Sorry. I won five in a row. It's like, what's what Dana said about it? Uh, and Clive wasn't skipped, skipped over.

He got us. He has a fight coming up. Uh, we're, we're laying fights out now and Clive gets fight lined up. Go in there, do your thing. Look great. I'll see you next. There you go. We have to make this fight card.

As you go down the line, you start to look at it, Kaleo Ramtree makes a lot of sense. You said it yourself, no way in hell, that's not a fun one, timing's everything. Yeah, it's all timing. It's all it is. That's Kaleo's record. And Clive has a really boring style, right?

What's that? In the room, and Clive has a really boring style. Dana's not gonna say that, and Hayden has his own problem. I'm not gonna say it out loud. But yeah, it's just this timing thing. I mean, I think- They need someone to save that card. John Fitch, I don't even think lost. I think John Fitch would grab you and grind you to the ground, punch you in the face, and they cut him.

John Fitch and Inc. Clavir are very different, but yes. Well, but John was a wrestler. He was going to out-wrestle you. He was going to get you in a corner and just wear you down. But take a look at- he lost. Is that John Fitch's record? Yeah, but that's cause he, after this, after UFC.

So Bell tour. Yeah. And then let's see his last UFC fight. Right there. Right there. UFC thing. So Damien Maya. He lost to Damien Maya.

Okay. And then he lost to Johnny Hendrix as well. Yeah. He got knocked out, but he won a few in a row and people were asking for a title shot, but you gotta remember too, he started going against fighter pay and all that stuff. That's the other caveat there. There are, that's a little caveat. So a, your style,

then B, you're going to go against the grain. Yeah. Good luck. See ya. See ya. The trial for that thing is in February. Yeah. A new trial. A new trial. So either they settle a different settlement, a higher settlement or higher settlement or yeah. Yeah. My guess is they'll settle. Yeah. For a lot more. You rarely go. Yeah. You rarely go. For a lot more. Rarely go to trial. I'd assume it's in the billions if is they'll set. Yeah. For a lot. Rarely go. Yeah. You rarely go. Really go to trial. I'd assume it's in the billions. They said, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause that judge was like three and 75 mil. No, that ain't good enough. So he's going to hit them hard. Yeah. They'll settle. They don't, they don't want to go through trial and then more stuff gets exposed.

That's where it gets. That's right. That's the thing that people don't realize about trial discovery. Like everything that you like everything that is, they look at everything and it all comes out. So UFC's gonna come to the table with a pretty hefty offer. So the rest of that information doesn't get disclosed. Because you start seeing how back in the day they dealt with the fighters, talked to the fighters.

It's gonna get. Yeah, they'll look at everything. It can get super ugly. Did you take a shit in the bed yeah you know it doesn't Matter they're gonna float that out there. Yeah, Vince McMahon wish he said how big was that poo He's like this is all the shit that the press loves and we know Vince McMahon was like good luck the girls Oh my god, you shit on my head. Whoa. Hey Hey forgot that happen. Oh, really? Hi Jesus Christ. I wish I gave her I was really high

Yeah, they'll settle yeah, I can't wait for a clear and me too. I'm very excited. We should drop in To what to Khalil have a conversation with him. Oh Yeah, we're doing that did huh? We've read I know but I figured it'd be a good time to drop them I got him in why not bring him in bring him in. Why not bring him in? Bring the man in! In between the countdown videos. That's all? The man's life went 0 to 100 and he gave some time to find the kid. Enjoy clue round tree. There you go. You're shooting the countdown stuff right now?

Yeah, shooting countdown right now so I don't have a lot of time. Your life went 0 to 60, man. You went from getting suspended to a title shot. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I mean, you said it exactly how it is. It just went 180, 360, all different types of angles. But I'm here and preparing for a title fight. And how do you feel this is what fans don't get

or haters don't get when they go, he doesn't deserve this. This should be Ankalive or this. It's like, hey, he doesn't deserve this. This should be and alive or this. It's like, Hey man, you real you realize Khalil, he doesn't decide if he got a title shot. He got the chance. He got the shot and you're like, hell yeah. This is what I've been working my whole life for. They don't realize that you have no control over it.

They, they offered you the title shot and like, hell yeah. I think Khalil, I want to add this too. Let him go. Yeah. Cause I want to Khalil, I want to add this too. Let him go though. Yeah, because I want to just add, I want to piggyback on that, which is that we're also really excited about this fight. Like when I heard it, everybody went, oh damn. So yeah, maybe ranking of eight or whatever,

but all of us went, all of us were passing it between ourselves. We're like, oh shit, look at this, this is scary. This is the one dude rugged enough to step, you know, in, in that space with, uh, with, um, Pahara and we're excited to see what happens. But what do you say about it? Couple things. Um, I said it before I even knew that, you know, this was happening.

Um, I've always seen this matchup as a fight for the fans. That that's, that's how I've always viewed it. I know what he's the fans. That's how I've always viewed it. I know what he's capable of. I know what I'm capable of. And I know what the type of fights that fans like to see. And I believe that we can give them exactly that. So above all else, I always knew that when this fight did happen,

that it would be a fight for the fans. Now it just so happens, thankfully that it's for a title and it's a main event. So, you know, even better makes it, makes it that much more exciting. You get me. It's awesome. Yeah. It's just a hate to tell everybody out there. It's also a better fight.

Stylistically, it's a more exciting fight. It's nothing against ain't Koli. But we know what he wants to do against Alex for your money for pure entertainment. This is a better matchup. It's a bang fest. Yeah. It's what the people want.

Right. Yeah. I mean, I'll leave that to you guys, right? To the, you know, to the people who are, um, you know, watching and giving your opinion and people are looking to your guys' opinion, you know, to, for, for guidance. So I'll leave that to you guys. And then also the other thing is, yeah, I don't have control. I mean, like, yeah, I, it's not like I could do anything about that.

You know, I, I got the phone call at the most random time, the time where I was least expecting any type of good news. Uh, and it, and it just came, you know, like it just came to me and my heart dropped my, my, you know, I, I got super excited and yeah, everything within the span of 24 hours just became crazy. But yeah, I mean, I was already training. I've been training for this fight, knowing that there's a possibility that I could fight somebody in between, you know, the title fight. I just always felt like, okay, yeah, it's possible. So, but I want to, I want to continue to train for the Fahita fight. So I've been doing that. Um, and yeah, now, now it's time

to make it happen. And matchup wise, obviously Alex is the boogeyman of the division. We see him starching everybody. How do you feel matchup wise? Where do you see you have some? advantages in this fight All I can say man is that like I believe in myself a million percent like I'm backing myself in this fight There's there's nothing There's not a lot of There's not a lot of bad feelings or like, you know, I think I respect the dude, you know, I respect what he's done. I respect what he's able to do.

And I'm going to leave it at that, right? Everything else, like I got to go in there and I got to do what I got to do. And I'm going to fight my best, you know, I'm going to give him the best version of me. And, you know, we don't even know what that's like yet. Last time everybody saw me fight was Anthony Smith and that wasn't even my best. So like now I'm still training, I'm still grinding to hopefully produce a better result than you know, than I did in that fight.

So yeah, man, like it all I can say is just like, just know and prepare for when you think of me, think about, yeah, I'm coming in there and I'm giving my best against a guy like Alex Bader. You guys already seen what he can do. Now I'm going to show you guys what I can do. So, so preparation wise, that's, this is a sort of a fan question, somebody on the outside. I've always wondered when you're looking at a guy who's that high, that high level and striking, right? It's hard to match that. It's hard to mimic that in training because you've got to get somebody in there

who maybe has a similar style, who's a similar size, similar reach, and has a complex set of patterns. And getting used to that look has always got to be a challenge. Isn't it? When you have a training camp, how do you deal with that? I don't necessarily believe in that you need to have somebody to emulate and do all this stuff. If you do, cool. If you don't, it doesn't matter. It's a fight. Well, it's more about him.

It helps to have someone who maybe isn't the right height or something like that like just it for little small things but like No one can ever emulate him as much as they want and it doesn't even matter because like they're not him right and like I Just him from my take you'd like it. I don't really think about that type of stuff You know like you are you are watching tape and you are coming up with a game plan to see where he might be coaches are Coach but also it's not like his styles like a wonder boy, right? Like he's a kickboxer, right? It's gonna be pretty I just want to say this like like I'm like I'm ranked number eight in the UFC right now

Like I work myself up to this point and I've done everything that I can to be 100% professional So just trust that like whatever you think a professional would do approaching this fight, just know that I'm doing just that. Correct. You have an amazing mindset. Like yeah. You know what I mean? Like yeah, like film study and like fight like a strategy, all that stuff. It's being done. It's being done to the so that when I step in there, I'm more than prepared This isn't an amateur about I've been in the UFC 10 years now Ask another like watching film and getting ready for this guy Sorry, let me ask another

I like your eyes. Sorry cuz that question got you a little annoyed and I appreciate that cuz you're in fight mode right now Oh, no, I'm not in fight mode It annoyed me. I was like god damn it, but that's my question But as a fan as an avid fan who's not really trained for a fight like this that that's that's a question Here's another dumb question. You play a lot of golf a lot of gas. Yeah Yeah, I play I play a healthy amount of golf. Yes, like I do love golf I picked it up last year and since then I've become like a big fan of it So I play a healthy amount of it to where it's not interfering with my training and everything else that needs to be done

But you know and thankfully for like my coaches and stuff who are just like, okay Like they kind of keep track to make sure that I'm not Wasting, you know, you know, of course too much. Yeah. Yeah, exactly Coaches and stuff who are just like okay like they kind of keep track to make sure that I'm not Wasting, you know, you're not on the course too much. Yeah. Yeah exactly. So yeah, I do I do play a healthy amount of golf Does that take your mind off the game or do you do incorporates or the mindset or is it just something you like to do? I think it's a mixture of all three. I Sometimes like I can take my mind off the game I think it's a mixture of all three. I sometimes like I can take my mind off the game. Sometimes it can make me even more focused and like make me dial in my fighting techniques

more to like land exactly where I want them to land because if you don't hit a golf ball with absolute precision, it's going to go in many different directions. So I try to kind of like merge the two and, you know, kind of look at my fighting a little bit like that as well. But then also, I just love it. Like I just I enjoy the complexity. I enjoy that it's high maintenance and takes like precision. And these are things like in my life right now that, you know, I kind of I want to focus on, you know, I want to focus on being a little bit more like, like precise and dotting the T's and crossing the you know, I kind of I want to focus on you know, I want to focus on being a little bit more Like like precise and and dotting the T's and crossing the you know I mean crossing the T's dotting the I's you know, like just making sure that things are being done, you know precisely and thoroughly

So I think golf definitely helps with that coolio back back to the fight It being in Salt Lake City. I mean, no fighters like, Oh hell yeah. Salt Lake city. Cause the elevation up. Yeah. I mean, again, there's, it's out of your control. It's a title shot who, but who cares? But is there plans to go to salt Lake city early? Do you care about any of that? Of course I care about it. I love it. I love that. We're fighting that elevation. Make it harder. Let's go. Yeah. That's what I want. I love it. I love that. We're fighting that elevation make it harder Yeah, so like if us two fighting isn't exciting enough throw us up an elevation

Yes up in the mountain make us fucking die for it. Like let's go It's 205 hard for you to make Lill. No, no, not at all. Not at all. All right Yeah, it's easy easy money. You got I know you got to get going brother. You're shooting a million things real quick Your thoughts on Izzy the Izzy DDP fight this this past UFC. I Didn't get to see it man. I was on a flight to New York. I had the opportunity of being at the fanatics fest So I was on a flight during that I just saw the results

I didn't have time to go back and watch it because things have just been crazy Like we said since you know since the call so I haven't had a chance to watch it. I've heard this and that and I mean it just seems like it just seems like, you know, DDP, maybe he's been slept on and maybe he has exactly what it takes to, you know, to have a decent title reign for a little bit, you know, like, it just seems like whatever he's doing is working. And yeah, like, congratulations. I have a question. Does it ever surprise you? Cause you're, you're such an intelligent dude and you seem like such a, you all

seem like a very sensitive dude, frankly, you know, I mean, it just, I know, I know your story and, and I thought that was one of the most moving things. It's funny how you see a huge guy when they're vulnerable. You never look bad. Right. And I, and I, do you ever, ever, cause I have a feeling that your future after fighting is going to be very bright and whatever it is you choose to put your energy into.

And I can't say that about a lot of fighters, a lot of people typically, but do you ever, does it ever surprise you that you're still doing, that you're doing this at this level, that you get into a cage and banging out? Do you feel like you're, do you feel that that you have that because Brendan is a guy who always kind of was more you always say you're like you're you're you're a dolphin in a

great white body you're just an athlete who fought it never surprised me though it never surprised you because you had the physicality is is when you're in that cage is that the only place you want to be is that that is that is that the place you are the happiest or does it feel, does it always feel a little uncomfortable? Okay. So there's a little, like, there's a couple of different ways I can answer that. It's not, I can't say that it's where I'm the happiest.

Uh, but I'm also not uncomfortable anymore. I think that there was a moment a few years back where I made the decision that like, this is what I do. And I'm going to do it to the best of my abilities. And I'm going to just like embrace that this is what I do. So the, the, like, I I'm not uncomfortable in there anymore. I used to be there were times in my early on in my career when I was uncomfortable, uh, but now it's, it's, it's not, it's not discomfort, uh, that I feel.

So, um, and then it's also not like happiness, like I'm, but it's just like, when I'm, when the cage door closes, I know that I belong there. I know what I'm there to do. And I do everything I can to like to deliver. And afterwards, then it's just like, it's back to work back to being an athlete back to keeping a positive mindset back to what can I do to continue to be like some type of positive example for someone. what can I do to continue to be like some type of positive example for someone? What can I do to make sure that like when this is all over, my story that's written is something that is a good story.

When I'm dead and gone, I'd love to have a good story. Yeah, I'm always fascinated with somebody who goes from 300 pounds on a couch to being this, I mean, example of excellence. And I think that those decisions, when you go from that person to this person, that's a decision that's made almost in a split second. Something happens. And can you just, do you remember that moment

where you decided, this enough is enough. That guy's dead and this is the new me. You know, it's it's crazy because it's like, I can never kill who I can never kill the guy who I am, you know, like I'm still that 300 pound dude, depressed and fucking, you know, and all this things like I'm still that person. But I've like I've unlocked another side of myself where I know that I can carry that person. You get me? Yeah, like not that that person's dead and gone. He's always going to be there until I take my last shadow, right? Yeah, exactly. So it's like that person's always going to be there. And so like, but it's it's up to this, you know, this, I guess, alternate, alternate,'ll turn it Like outlook that I've got to pull that guy along, you know, I've got to say he's always in the other room

Well, hey, come on back over here Right, you know in like and we all we all have it whether we choose to go it or own it or not Or talk about it, but like we all have that we all have this, you know This side of ourselves that's kind of trying to bring us down in a way or, you know, it's just, you know, it's the, the, the metaphor of like the angel and the devil it's like, they're always in conversation. So it's, it's just like, okay, man, like some days, yeah, it gets the best of me. The other days it's like, no, there's no time for that, you know? So it's, you know, my, my journey, my story, even today's talking to you guys is, is the story of

just that. Like what I'm choosing to tell you guys is something that like I have to own and I have to wake up and I have to go and, and deliver on the things that I'm saying. I mean, imagine telling that 300 pound kids sitting on the couch like, Hey man, in a few years, you'd be fighting for a world title. Yeah. It's yeah. I mean like, like I, I don't know, you'd be fighting for a world title. It's crazy. Yeah. I mean like, I don't know, dude. I would have thought that I was like hallucinating or, you know, it just, it wouldn't really make sense. And so now I'm here and-

It's your time, brother. It's your time. You belong here, Kaliyo. You belong here. Yeah, it's your time, brother. And I always think, you know, when you talk about it, like when you're earlier in your career and you weren't comfortable in there, sometimes guys get title shots then and you know damn well they're not comfortable and it really messes up a young

fighter. But it just the stars aligned and it's your time and you're comfortable in there. You know who you are and you know who we're rooting for brother, you know who we're rooting for and I think you're gonna Surprise a lot of people man Thanks. Yeah, I appreciate it I'm I'm glad to like I'm at a point now where like the things that I say I have I have like I Emotionally, I feel like I can back what I'm saying. I can back myself. It's not just yapping You know, like I'm not talking to try to sell the fight I'm talking out of like the the amount of like hard work that I'm putting in day in day out, you know Yeah, so like the the effort that I give on a daily basis

Like I speak to you guys from that from that standpoint you've heard and I'm just yeah I'm excited to I'm excited to go out there and perform and that's what I love about this fight is I don't need trash talk from Alex. I don't need trash talk from you. This fight sells itself. You guys don't have to do the whole Connor thing, the whole Kobe Covington thing or, you know, Strickland thing. The fight sells itself. I don't need you guys to degrade each other's kids or family or whatever the

hell people do these day and age. Like this fight sells itself. You don't need a student at that level level brother, but we know you're busy. Uh, can't thank you enough, may know who we're rooting for on this side, brother. We wish you the best. Thank you guys. And, uh, after this is all done, um, I'll take a trip down to Cali and we'll spend some time, please, brother, please.

We got a space right here. Go get him. Thanks. Now let's take a little break. Still, but I'm going to be in Texas. I just want you to know that. September 6th, 7th, 8th, if you're in Dallas, anywhere in Plano, Texas, I'll be at the House of Comedy and you come out and get some comedy in you. Okay. Where else are you going to be?

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You could tell even, I was like, oh no. It's not what I asked. It's absolutely not what I asked. You tell him he was pissed. But that's not what I asked. Yeah. No, I think he just, he just, you know, I think a lot of people don't realize

that you solve a fight and somebody has a totally different style and you gotta figure out where those openings are and stuff. And I think he was just like, whatever is necessary, I'm doing. Yeah, whatever you think a pro is doing, he's doing. That's it, he's a pro. He's not an amateur.

No, he's ranked number eight. But I like that, that kind of like, he's got that sort of irritation factor. He's fighting, he's a fighter. Yeah. It's a different thing. He's resonating, he's revving right now. I'm excited. It's a bitch man How much time has he had to prepare for this fight? What is that fight Jen in Salt Lake City? September I think it's September 14th. Yeah, he only has what about three weeks a

Lot of fighters to tell you even if it's hard to make the weight they're gonna say it's no problem, right? A lot of fighters will tell you even if it's hard to make the weight, they're going to say it's no problem, right? For a total shot. No, October 5th. The Noche is September 14th. So Noche, yeah. So it's October 5th for Alex and Khalil. Eh, not too bad.

Not too bad. Eight weeks since the time he got told. That's not bad. Yep. That's not like three week notice. And Alex is just raking in the dough. He's got to be making some real money. Just- Just capitalizing because he knows father time comes for everybody. So he's like, in the dough. He's gotta be making some real money. Just capitalizing.

Cause he knows Father Time comes from everybody. So he's like, let's go. What else you got? Oh, you need a main event in Salt Lake City? I'll do it. Yeah. Father Time is weird too, because it just comes and it just, is it Father Time or is it fame?

Or is it both? For Alex, it's Father Time. Yeah. 37? Yeah. 36, 37. Yeah, and that window, that door will close right on you. Yeah. 37. Yeah. 36, 37. Yeah. And that, that window, that door will close right on you just right away.

It's, it's slower closing at the heavier weights for sure, but he's smart. He stayed in shape. He is just. About three years, you know, in his prime. Yep. I think that's what we were looking to on Monday with Izzy.

It's like, I don't think it's Father Time. I think his, maybe a dash of Father Time, but also he's been doing a hot second at the highest level so many times. Just doesn't have that dog. I thought about that when he beat Pahara and they- That was the pinnacle. That was the pinnacle. That was it.

And they did that haka for him when he got home and he got out of his car and they were all there and That Look when you watch that you've got to think to yourself I've done something great and I've done something so unique and rare and it's really hard probably You're never gonna top that. That's it. You're just not gonna top that and think just right that he won the belt I mean, crazy. The boogeyman who beat him before. Already one of the greats. He's defended the bell.

Like there's not much else for him to do. He's what? 30? How old is he? 35? 35. There's not much. Been fighting for how long? At least what? Since he was a kid. 17 years? Yeah. Yeah. So after a while, it's like you've done everything you can imagine As a kickboxer as an MMA fighter. Look at that. Look at that record. Look at all that green start fighting done 14. Yeah That's boxing. He lost his first boxing but amateur before that so

You know a lot Yeah that whole life. Yeah, you've done it. There's not much else for him to do. No. I think the same thing happened to Conor McGregor, all that. It's just, there's a, there's a, you can

sustain that ferocity, that intensity for only so long, you just, you know. Yeah. I think for Conor, right? It's like that Floyd thing, you know, one of the biggest fights of, in history. Yeah. And then for Connor, right. It's like that Floyd thing, you know, one of the biggest fights of in history. Yeah. And then the Khabib thing, whether it went his way or

not, that was the biggest fight he's ever going to have. You did it. You did it. Two division champ. It's like, I don't know what else. Please add in the fact that you have an idea of fights. You have a, you have a whiskey. Yeah.

You've made a fortune. So now you're on it. You're in the south of France on a yacht. It's kind of hard to be like I'm gonna go live in a garage and fucking eat shit and get hit in the head a lot and Deal with injuries all day and suck all that weight fuck off Yes, what kind of wine is that? Yeah, is that caviar again? God, thank you. Should I just leave it And he has little kids. Oh, come on.

Like you're leaving camp for that. Having a blast. It's tough, dude. You guys want to jet ski or should I go train? Is there a gym on this yacht? I know. And they're like, there is. I don't know.

You know. So do you think that fight's going to happen? I think Connor eventually fights. This year, I don't know. It depends on the schedule. You think he's going to get on this year? I think he fights one more time and that's it. And I don't think it's like a great version of him,

but I think it's, it's solid cause Connor and his ego, but the day, you know, the runs over, runs over. The greatest run of all time is over. Hell of a run. Yeah. Nothing wrong with it. You don't know his shit. You know, himself, anything, his family, he's done it. Yeah. Is he doesn't owe us anything. Not a thing. Like we're all hanging, like

we're all hanging onto those times, you know, when Izzy was coming out. By the way, can we just, can we just also acknowledge that Izzy looked unbelievable from outside? You know, none of those guys were mentioned, no, it's anything. No. I think for Alex a little different because he's still pretty new, even though he's doing, different because he's still pretty new. Even though he's doing, even though he's a Hall of Famer, if he retired today, he's a bona fide Hall of Famer, you know, two division world champion. He's a bona fide Hall of Famer in what is it?

Seven fights? Yeah. He just has more, you know, he hasn't been around as long. So he still has that dog in him. He still has more to do. Do you think he if he if he beats Kalil does he go right to Ankalive or does he go Ankalive? He does. If Ankalive wins no. I'm with Dana on this. Heavyweight's not the move. Heavyweight's not the keep winning at light heavy. Heavyweight's a different animal. It's not going to well for him. Could he knock out Aspinole?

Sure. Is this a super fight? Yeah. If he got Aspinole, sure. Most guys that heavyweight, like Curtis Blythe said it best, he's like, the only way to win is his left hook. I'm just gonna take him down immediately. Tom Aspinole can do the same.

So it's not that exciting to me. It'd be exciting if it was like, not even John, if it was like Francis, we know he's going to strike with him, keep it on the feet. Okay. I'll watch that. But if the guy has any wrestling backgrounds, like that sucks, dude. Yes. Like was Yon versus Izzy exciting? No. You're going to get double legged and you're going to hell down. And UFC knows this. So he's like, pump the brakes. If you can clean out light heavyweight, then maybe we'll talk about it. But I'm with Dana on this. Like, no, no, no. No. What are you talking about?

There's also a chance he could start chunk of life. There's a chance he could, you know, he can be the ankle. I've got like those odds are close. No, that's a good fight. Yeah. I'm glad that's what you want to see. If you're Alex, if anyone's seen him fight the pure, you know, grappler. Yeah.

But gone, Goliath is also a striker, but yeah, you're right. But I, I don't. Compared to Alex, he's a pure grappler. Yeah. A pure grappler. Yeah. And you're, you're, you're telling, you're telling Alex, you're going to get taken down, don't let him close his hands.

Stand up, stand up, stand up. Pretty much whatever you got to do. Uh, so they have Alex at plus 200. But that that's before so who knows where it's at right now Yeah, no matter what happened in the Cleo fight. That's not gonna change Completely different styles and ones a pure striker once more of a grappler Yeah, it's interesting. How are your trucks, bro? Dude, we got 10 days left of this giveaway. Yeah.

10 freaking days. 10 days. It's been a lot of content to shoot. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot. I feel like I can knock out in four to five weeks, Max. If you had to pick a truck for me. And there are none. Now hold on.

Be cool. If you had to pick a truck. It's just not yours. But I've driven trucks before. If I was like, hey bro, I want a sensible truck. I'm going to be driving. I want a good truck. RAV4.

Defender. RAV4. You're being a RAV4. Don't say that. Yeah. Don't say that, dude. It makes me mad. Why? Don't say stupid shit to me because I'm not a RAV4. You'd be in a Rav4. Don't say that. Yeah. Don't say that dude. It just makes me mad. Why? Don't say stupid shit to me because I'm not a Rav4 guy. Oh no, you'd be cool. You can bring this up, too. I can see you driving a Ranger Splash. Like a 98. Don't say Splash. I'm not

driving a... No, I'm not. The yellow one that hasoise one? I don't want that car. I want a car. I want the Range Rover Defender. The yellow one? Yeah, that's you. I don't want that one. That is the lamest shit, bro. Yeah, bro. No. Ranger Splat.

No, I don't want that. Bring up fucking the Defender. Range Rover Defender. New one? No, the older one. That's definitely not for you. And that's also SUV. What about a Honda truck?

I feel like you're sensible. Like a pilot? Yeah. What? Ridgeline? Gay. Sinaz, seriously, I'm a pretty macho guy, and I'm a pretty rugged dude.

This is a sensible truck. I can tie knots. I can do shit. But what's frustrating for everyone out there, you said truck, and then you said said a defender, which is SUV. And this is why I feel like that's a truck, bro. That's furthest thing from it. My dogs in the back, my guns, the knives, my bow.

Ranger splash. Where you going? Going hunting, man. I'll be back. This one right here. Perfect. Dude, you can't go on that over. Super old school. Like the carnage in Dora that roll. That's old Dude. You can't go on that over super old school That's all school you can't take those roads shut up. I'm doing it. That's me. No, man ranger splash, dude

This four-wheel drive what the fuck do you think it's sideways drive? They walk like a crab being a ranger splash though you do like a turquoise or you don't want that bro dogs in the back boyfriend in the passenger seat? What? No. We're going to the beach. What? My boyfriend? Come on, I'm straight.

Is he muscular? No. Ah, fuck. Yeah, Ranger Splash, that's a throwback dude. Yeah, that's it. That's a splash that's so gay. So gay. Having a truck that's called the Splash

has gotta be the gayest thing in the world. Do I have a mermaid tail out the back? Who's ready to jump in the splash? God Hey, follow me. I'm in the splash thing. Okay, I'll meet you there. I'll meet you at the beach I'm bringing the beach balls and you'll see my splash. I usually park it front and center It'll be a yellow to meet up thinking of the It'll be a yellow splash. Kudos to me of thinking of the gayest truck in the world. Gayest truck in the world.

A 98-frame splash. And that's coming from a guy who drove a Barcelona red Prius for a long time. The splash beats the Prius. It does. The gayness, yeah. God. It's cool though.

Well, a Miata's pretty gay, but that's a whole different story. That's a car, man. That's a car. God damn it. A truck. God damn it. Miata's actually cool.

All right, give me another truck. Give me another truck. That's it, Biden. That's it? That's all you can do? Just the splashes of your vehicle. So American trucks are the trucks you go with, right? That's what I like, yeah.

Yeah. Are there any? People like Toyotas though, like the Tacomas, the Tundras, TRDs. Tundra, yeah. They're cheap. They are? How about the Land Rover? Fucking Land are. How about the Land Rover?

Fucking SUV again. God damn shit All right, never mind Never mind have me a magic mind take a magic mind and then think of trucks. Yeah, hopefully magic mind helps you with the truck Yeah, I don't know if you drink magic mind if you drive a macho truck. You could you want to be healthy? Well, it's a little it's a dainty shot. I like it, but it's, it's more for, um, I feel like this is more for an entrepreneur, you know? It's like, what are you doing? I gotta, I gotta get to work. I don't have time to drink a whole coffee. Hold on. Just take that? Yeah. You take the shot and you're off.

You're an artsy person. What's that got in it? Macho, antioxidants. Dude, your voice filled with peptides though. You're filled with peptides and other shit too. Can I be honest with you? Really peptides though. It's really funny to say that because I saw you at the, at the fucking, uh, fridge when you

turned around and you were in that Dodger shirt. You looked like you were in a turtle shell. I was like, he looks, his back looks like a turtle's back. Yeah. Yeah. You're all. Boys jacked.

Jacked up. Jacked. All jacked up. You just look, you look like, you look like you got a lot a turtle's back. Yeah. Yeah. You're all boys Jack jacked up Jack Oh Jack, you look like you look like you got a lot of mass and strength Yeah, wasn't little tight to even a little tight around the back and shoulders right from running. Are you running again? Oh, yeah. Yeah, even on the wonky knee run. Yeah, daddy does the aerodyne bike. Yeah seat of doom Yeah, that hurts me. That's basically the splash of cardio machines., no, no, no, no, no, dude. Yeah, no, that's that's a nightmare. Yeah that can't run Just bitch shit. No, no, no, you want to get in shape run. Oh my gosh Run you fucking all you hey. Hey you want to get in shape run? Run, no, that's the toughest thing you do the aerodile. No, you're sure

You go go go run a mile. I can just run a mile. No, the Aerodyne bike is a nightmare. No, you're sure it's tough? Yeah, go run a mile. I can run a mile. Just run a mile. I'll run a mile right now. Run a mile every day. No problem. No, but you know what's easier?

Jump on your Aerodyne. No, the Aerodyne bike is- Have you tried Peloton? I have, for a long time. No, I have Peloton. For a long time. Aerodyne bike, man. What's an Aerodyne bike?

It's that nightmare. It has a fan, you just go like this. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what are they called? And I'm like this, like, hey, come on, Brian. and it hurts you in your soul. It's called the standard is right there It's called the stand home. I'm right there machine. That's that fucking bike. That's it. Yeah, the assault bike That's a seated you're running you jog. I do a salt bike you bitch. It's easy to do Is it what was it at? Excuse me? It's in your garage.

Yeah, I got it in my garage, bro. Yeah, yeah. Bitch shit. No, dude. Don't say that. Especially if you do burpees. Everyone that's like, oh, I get on the aerodine and then I jump in the cold up, go run. Damn it, bro.

Go run. Guys, he's using real bad words and Chin has to keep going, damn it, and he has to keep editing. Just run. No. You want to get mentally tough? Run. I do both, bro. No, you don't. Yes, I do. You don't run. No. You want to get mentally tough? Run. I do both, bro.

No, you don't. Yes, I do. You don't run. Well, okay, if truth be known, I do have some issues with the old calves. There it is. Everyone says that. My knee. I have a bad knee too.

No. Now the calvy calves are getting way better. Sure. Yeah. Run. So don't say that. Go run. I do run.

Dude, I run. I take my peptides. I ran the other day. I ran two miles. No, that's not you have to lie It's fine though, but yeah, you should completely I don't care though, dude, dude If you want the peptides dude transcend company comm slash shop you save 15% off Get your ass in shape, dude. Yeah, they got stuff not only for lean muscle mass. They got stuff for recovery That's I'm able to run they had stuff that helps my knee. Yeah recovery every chance they got stuff for recovery. That's how I'm able to run. They got stuff that helps my knee. Yeah. Recovery, everything.

That shit's, they got all of it. The real deal. Well, people can talk about- You're not gonna find out your local GNC. Yeah, yeah, people can talk about like, I take creatine, but like when you're taking peptides, testosterone, things like that. That's the real, yeah.

We're talking about the real shit. You're talking about the real shit. Not real shit. Shit that works. That's where somebody actually gets under the hood. And- You do blood work and all that. They're opening up different valves

They're doing different shit and say what's going on a car metaphor? Where's your deficiencies? You're like energy boom? They got peptides for that neurological boom peptides for that. Yeah We must last boom peptides for that so peptides mostly Well, yeah, and then and then testosterone TRT. Yeah. Yeah, that's a combo. There's the IGF one There's you got we're getting a lot of needles up in yeah. Yeah. That's a combo. Then there's IGF-1, there's... So you got, we're getting a lot of needles up in there. That was my question. How do you get these into your body?

Shoots it in your tummy. Yeah, shoot it in your tummy, yeah. With a needle? Mm-hmm. Yeah, little needles, baby needles. Does it hurt? Don't ask him that. You know you're setting yourself up.

So you're needling up every day? I'm gonna call you Johnny Needles. How many needles going in that little tum tum of yours? Any needles in the old ass or the thighs? TRTs in the ass. It's gotta hurt. But you know how, it's just not for you. Why?

Do you get it in the muscle? Yeah. How long is the needle? But what I like, I think some guys are separate. So if you do, let's say you do BC 157, you do that, you do some other peptides. Let's say you do four peptides in the morning. Yeah. And then you have your TRT shot.

What I like to do with the peptides, people will do four different shots. I put it all in one vial. You do? I think it's frowned upon. I would imagine. Yeah, it's frowned upon. Why do you do things like that? Nah, I just want one. So I'm not going to do four different ones. That's insane.

Yeah. So even Rogan, when he saw how many like nicotine patches you do, because here's the thing. I found out my nephew was like, Oh no, you told us on Monday. He said I gave you the 10 milligrams and it's the one from Sweden. He only does the ones from Sweden. That's why I told you. They can be local. No, they're 10. Yeah. Oh, is that okay? So that's what it is. So, so they don't even sell them local. No, here, I think the highest is six. Oh really? Okay. So daddy had a 10 in his cheek and got the spins, right? Yes. Now. I do 24 milligrams every morning. You do 24. Wake up, black coffee, 24 milligrams, ton of peptides. I mix in one vial. You're doing stop mixing it in one vial. We don't know if that's good.

Okay. I'll look like you dude, or I'll just keep fucking doing this. But you're an extremist and that's a lot of Nick. Yeah. But also by the way, by the way, over the course of the day, what would we say? We tell how many milligrams we say in nicotine. Oh boy. Are you up through two cans? That's a lot. Two cans. A day. Two cans. We ain't talking about the bird everybody. Okay.

You fall asleep with them in your mouth. Of course he does. Sometimes very rarely. Once I go upstairs, I don't have them upstairs. I fall asleep by night. Safe to say that it's you're never without does. Sometimes, very rarely. Once I go upstairs, I don't have them upstairs. I fall asleep by nine. Safe to say that you're never without it in your, in your, No, I'm addicted to it. I drink 10 Diet Cokes a day. There you go. What are your caffeine levels? What about them? I think he's decided he's going to die hard

at 70. No, no, I bet you my blood panel's better than yours. I get checked all the time. Yeah. Yeah. All the time. Your blood panel's looking good. Oh yeah. Blood pressure. I would love to compare your guys' blood work. I mean, I'm a lot of holder. Mine's good though.

Mine's really good, but still. Yours's all natural too. Yeah. But doesn't mean shit. Like a lot of stuff you can dictate, you know. I mean, I've done it all. Peptides you can do. Yeah.

Yeah. Let's take a little break. Dude, college football, I know you're super hungry for this. You know I am. Do not say baby. USC. Yep.

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Clock. I do. I do a magic mind and creatine and that's it pretty much, but I've taken to three milligram pouches of nicotine sometimes, but then I get a little dizzy and I have to take it out. I call it. Daddy sensitive. I like how all the kids are on the zens.

Bitch. I've been doing this for fucking eight years. The zinns. Cold tub, uh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cold plunge. Sauna. Our boy Casey loves his zinns.

He was in a panic mode when there was a shortage. And I sent him a photo. I found a couple down by me, and he was like, please just buy them, I'll Venmo you right now. And I was like, easy brother. Because if you switch, because if you run out, it's, me and Casey together ran out, and we was like, easy brother. Because if you switch, because if you run out, it's, it was never going.

Me and Kay together ran out and we're like, what are we gonna do? So if you switch, it just depends? Yeah, because then the chemicals are different or what, the nicotine's different, the flavor's different, it's just not. Yeah. It's like, I assume it's the same if people like

smoke cigarettes or whatever. If you smoke a certain type and let's say that goes away and you gotta switch to this, it's just, it's a real mind fuck. It's a mind fuck. Have you guys done the cold punch? Yeah. Since I was like seven. He was, are you talking about an athlete?

He was telling me, he was telling me a long time ago when cryo chambers were really big and we did want it on it. I remember he went, we were driving and you went like this. You go, you go, I was, that was wild. And you go, I don't think they work. No, I was like, what? Just get your skin. I don't know. What do I know?

But I didn't go deep. I just, we, we would get into ice baths. You were talking about ice baths way before anybody was doing. We've been doing them since pop water probably. Really? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And I like how people were like, it's, it's such a, it helps your mental

strength. Oh, it was a dessert for us. Oh, it was, it was pleasure veil for us. Yeah. So whenever I see one, I'm like, Oh hell yeah. Yeah. I'm never like, Oh, okay. Mentally, I better get ready.

I, this is what I talk about. The ice bath is the toughest thing you do during the day. Yeah. I talk about this with my standup. This is the, I'm, I'm, this is all my whole one hour is based on ice baths just themed about all of the, just social media and all of the promises and all of the things people do. And I'm like, okay, just too old to, it's just, you'll wait.

You'll have to wait. I mean, it's good. People are doing them, you know, maybe, just too old to, it's just, you'll wait. You'll have to wait. I mean, it's good. People are doing them, you know, maybe, but also, you know, it's, it started every day is crazy, but it's also the reason they started people with inflammation, you train hard enough. We have inflammation. I, you're getting banged around a lot.

We had to bring down the swelling. If you're Eddie George, after you've run through a defensive line. If you ran through the Baltimore Ravens, jump in the ice bath. Jump in the ice bath. It's dessert. Because that's how you walk again.

And he can't wait to get in there. Can't wait. It's not a mental thing. No, can't wait. Can't wait. Guys that need it can't wait to jump in there. Yeah. Can't wait.

Because their whole body hurts. Yeah. But if you work at Google. Your inflammation's probably not too high, bud. It's probably fine, right? Yeah, probably get your ass in the gym. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not for me. I don't want to do it. There's no reason to. No, there's no reason to, and it's like, like when people tell you at the end of every shower, turn the water cold, do you guys do that? I take cold showers anyway. But again, it's not a mental thing.

Yeah, but why take it like my one joy of the day is like a nice shower and I got to ruin it. It'll wake you up though. If you're like groggy, I guess. You get enough sleep, sunshine, you're eating pretty well. Yeah, I'm okay, right? It's not going to really change much. Yeah.

Go run. Yeah, or do the aerodyne bike. I mean, if you want to get in the seat of despair, the aerodine bikes way more powerful and painful than running, but. It's not done. It's not. But 100% is. No, go run, go run five miles.

Right. That's adorable. I've done aerodine. Greg Jackson's, we used to torture us on the aerodine. So it's torture. We'd much rather do that than run 10 miles or five miles.

Yeah. I mean, if you want to run 10 miles, I've run 10 miles before it's a bitch. That's not true. What do you mean? As you want to run 10 miles, I've run 10 miles before it's a bitch. That's not true. What do you mean? As soon as you said it, he smiled cause you know it's complete trash. Did it once.

Nah, that never happened. Ran 12 miles at Dan Gabel's wrestling camp. Nah, I don't. That's how we had to graduate in Iowa. That never happened. That never happened. It's all good, dude. I made it.

It's all good, dude. Get your fucking head out of here. It's all good, dude. Get your head out. You don't know me. It never happened. I ran 12 miles. Get your fucking head out of here. It's all good dude. Get your head out. You don't know me. I ran 12 miles. Nah. At the end of Dan Gable's wrestling camp,

I ran 10, 12 miles once. Nah. Now. Never happened. I can't remember exactly the number, but it was a long way dude. It's right at a far distance right? It was a far distance.

When you're young, a mile could seem like 12. Through those corn fields. One mile could seem like 12. Through corn fields. I know. You gotta run a lot in wrestling. Yep. You're not a wrestler.

I'm nowhere. Okay. Yep. I believe it was 12 miles. It's tough. It's long for kids to go. Half a marathon? Might have been six.

You don't know. I don't know. You know? But overall, if you look at all the times I've run. Calculate together. You know, it's a lot. It's a lot. Still probably not 12. Don't run. I'mate together. You know, it's a lot. It's a lot. Still probably not 12.

Don't run, I'm not a runner. Cause run's tough, man. It's the easiest thing to do too. Pair of shoes, go ahead and hit the road. Yeah, I can do it. I mean, running is that aerodyne bike. Running for 10 minutes versus the aerodyne bike, hard for 10 minutes, nightmare.

Aerodyne. Run as hard as you can for 10 minutes? Well. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. Yeah, aerodynamic. Run as hard as you can for 10 minutes? Well. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. Yeah, running, running is, but they're both. Now why is it, why is it so many people don't run?

No space. Right? Isn't that weird? I have shin splints. I can't run. Shin splints. There it is. You don't take my excuse.

Shin splints, what's yours? What? Knee, but bad knee. No, I got good knees, but just the old cavy calves. But notice when you bring it up, run. Oh, but dude, I got this wonky knee. Sure. Oh, I would, man, but I do aerodine.

I swim. Notice it, notice just how- Swimming in aerodine. Right? Tough, dude. But notice, the point is, notice how many excuses- I think actually some people don't run because it can wear on you more than the other things.

I don't, dude. It's crazy. There's so many reasons not to run. You can have some issues. Because you're naturally born to run. Isn't it weird? You are born to run, but you're also born for the aerodyne bike. Yes, man.

You're being disrespectful to the aerodyne bike. But just notice how many excuses every single person has why they don't run. But a lot of people run. A lot of people run. A lot of people run. Running is very common. For sure. But if you talk to anybody that doesn't run, there will always be, oh, I don't run, insert

excuse. Whatever. But I think the aerodyne bike for 10 minutes is a nightmare. I get a lot out of it. You can make anything a nightmare. Yeah. I do the incline. You take the treadmill up to like a 14.

You go for three speeds. That Versa climber, another. Versa climber, Jacob's Ladder. Nightmare. Yeah, I know. But I just walk at an incline at a know, you take the treadmill up to like a 14, you go for three speeds. That Versa climber, another. Versa climber, Jacob's Ladder. Nightmare. Yeah, I know, but I just walk at an incline at a pretty high speed. 14 is crazy. I take it to 14 and I do it at three.

14 is deep, yeah. That's a bitch. Yeah, I'm doing it. See, what about that? So, yeah, so if you go at, I can't remember what it is, 15, do the incline, you run four miles an hour, I think that's what it is, you do it for 15 minutes, I can't remember.

I used to do that nightmare. because you're walking uphill fast. It's a bitch. Yeah, stairs suck. You can't suck. Yeah. But it really helps every- When you watch those Olympic guys run the 1,500 meters, it is very fucking painful.

You want to die. Yeah, running's a mind fuck. It's a mind fuck. That's why so many people don't do it. Yeah. That's why boxers always ran. It's a mind fuck. That's why so many people don't do it. Yeah. That's why boxers always ran. Oh yeah, road work, MMA guys run.

Yeah, you have to. I have to. It's a mind fuck. It's tough, man. Yeah. Over distance, they'll run and keep their heart rate at a certain. Like chin.

No, I'm just saying speaking of pain. What's this now? We should probably go into current events. So this is, we talked about this off air by marab devolish really who's gonna fight at the noche card, which is September 14th He posted this video to his Instagram about him getting cut in training So it's not a crazy cut but it's still a cut and it's fairly deep. Super small. Yeah. I'm with Dana though. Like, so here, let me just play with Dana said, this is at the contender series post fight press conference. Yes. Call the cap says our guys are so dumb. Okay.

What do you know about Merab's cutting? Can you make any, uh, the whole world knows about Merab's cut. He posted it. Uh, I mean, I don't, our guys are so next level. Unbelievable. It's one, all the stuff that I talk about boxing what I will give boxing is When something happens in a camp behind it man, let me tell you what it does not leak. Yeah, our guys can't fucking It's a small cut it's no big deal but uh, obviously needed to be posted It's a small cut. It's no big deal. But uh, obviously needed to be posted I guess a guy like ol' mallie who was a sharpshooter and who's a very active. Yeah throwing knees And why the fuck would you want him to know that it is

Next look stupid. Some of these guys are so stupid It's mind bog. It's unbelievable. I'm with Dana. It's like, why would you post? Who's this for? It can't help you. Yeah. It's not going to, it can only hurt you.

Because you think O'Malley will actually be targeting that or could or. Yeah, for sure. It's a vulnerable. Also, there's no upside to posting that. Yeah. Who's favored in that fight? It has to be.

Slightly, I assume. I'll check it out. I think O'Malley. Yeah. Marab's gonna be a slight favorite, I bet. That'll be, I'll be surprised, but I understand. Did all of us feel you? No, we're just slight favorites.

It's like I know UFC better than you guys, weird. But minus 138 is basically, I mean, that's as close as it gets. But also when I'm sure, uh, Dana mentioned this before, when people do that, when they post clips like that, the potential of that fight being off is possible. So less people will be like, you know, intrigued to buy tickets. It kind of messes everything. Cause then you're like, Oh no, they're not fighting.

Is he going to make it? Yeah. Yeah. And then also the commission sees that. So that's what we're going for your checkup right before the fight. They're going to look at that cut. If you have a cut, can you not fight? No, I, I want to have a scratch.

No, well, that's not a little scratch. He's getting stitches. Like when I fought Andre Orlowski is the day before I left for, uh, Vancouver is where I found him. But I got a huge cut over my eye, like huge guy accidentally headbutted me and we covered it with makeup. No shit. Yeah, we covered it.

Wow. And then you're seeing the fight as soon as he hits me, he goes, it opens right up. But the commission's super strict on that. So guys do whatever they can to cover that up. We see his makeup, all sorts of shit, Glue, super glue, super glue it together. So him posting that, I'm with Dana, it's like what the fuck are you, there's no upside. Yeah, no upside.

We don't need to share everything, dude. Especially a cut. Yeah, because the commission sees that and it's the first thing they're gonna look at and they're gonna be stretching it. There's a gamble, yeah. Yeah, just, it can't help things. And the thing about Dana, UFC Note J,

they put all this money into that card All this money and the day sphere before The Commission pulls the fight because this cut that you alluded to on Instagram for social media for what? I'm with Dana for what dude you don't have to share everything. What's it for? How does this help you? What's it for how does this help you? Clumsy just trying to get I don't think it's clumsy. I think it's just sharing too much over sharing That's the world today over sharing 100% over fights like God, dude. It's an over sharing. Yeah big money on the line here

All right, speaking of holy shit. Well, there's not a but it's bleeding so this guy and this is it's so crazy so he got a hair transplant and his girl over here she had like a breast implant procedure in Miami and they tried to they tried to fly home but instead of like putting on a beanie or whatever I'll show you what they look like in the plane hold on and Hernandez Garnier is speaking you've seen Hannibal he looks like When the Hannibal cuts into his that's what I saw in Istanbul a bunch of dudes like that not bleeding like that But you can see their head so he had a doctor's note saying that he can fly and all that stuff But any if you guys saw someone with that head on the on the air sit next to you

You know grow so look at him on the aircraft and then she's tick-tocking live but they get blood coming out of your fucking skull dude that's a public health hazard so they had asking where you at dude a beanie you're good because he's just so oh no he did have a hat and he took it off see the black hat he's holding so he got the hat to get on the plane see that hat see it's on the black. Okay, so even my painful That's what if you would you wear a hat or a beanie? I'm gonna have no yeah, because the material could stick to the blood and you rip it off Gauze to your head and then put a hat on there are a lot of things he could do but that's this is disgusting

Very very painful probably he's probably in pain. And so now he's like his his head's killing him. He did say he was in pain. Yeah. Yes. That's, that's just wait, wait a day before you fly a bud. That thing's fresh. How about that? Wait, one day, how about one day? Yeah.

Can you give us a day? Yeah. It can be flying with your brain hanging out like that. That is so weird. Security's like, you know what, that's a spaz move. It just is. His girl got her titties done there? Yeah.

Both in pain. Yeah, both in pain. It's gotta suck. Discrimination against like, no. It's not discrimination, it's just disgusting. Yeah. It's our go-to now. God.

Have you seen this? Alex Cooper used to be from, yeah, Call Her Daddy, and then broke up with that, or the partnership, because that girl wanted to you know Get a better contract and then Alex Cooper's like now I'm gonna stay here at Barstool Then got a 60 million dollar Spotify deal and now that that's over. She has a hundred and 25 million dollar deal exclusive on tell with a fuck. Hey, we had a pretty popular podcast Not like a

Not like hers like she was on our podcast. Yes. She was on it Yeah, you miss it was me and Santino interviewed her and her partner before they broke up Sophia Not like hers. Jesus. Not like hers. Like. She was on our podcast. Yeah, she was on it. Yeah. You missed it. It was me and Santino. Yep. Interviewed her and her partner before they broke up.

Sophia, I think. And, and a smart gal, of course. Yeah, of course. Dude, she, she did interviews, um, on, for the Olympics too. They used her for a cross promotion at the Olympics. She's a beautiful woman. Yeah. Yeah.

What, what, and, and that rich. Jesus. What is, is it women?. What, and that rich, Jesus. What is, is it women? Women listen to that a lot, right? Huge. Yeah, she's massive. It's an awesome podcast, but I think like dudes listen as well.

I bet you it's not as like lopsided as you think. I bet you it's 80-20. I think it's 80-20. No way. I think it is. I guarantee it. I actually read a thing about it. Yeah, I guarantee it. Yeah, I did too.

Yeah, it's heavy female. Yeah. It's all good. She gets big guests. Huge guests. Huge guests.. It's all good. She gets big guests. Huge guests. She's also just good in the way she talks. She's super real. She's done her homework.

She's never confused by the person in front of her. Wow. Amazing. She's made a ton of fucking money, man. Because she made 60. She's always right under Rogan too, crushingushing it she's always right there like second or third Yeah, I bet Theo beats Rogan and call her daddy cuz he had Donald Trump. I know that dude That was insane. Do you see Theo talking about cocaine with him? I didn't watch the podcast

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So this concept car, it's supposed to be over a million dollars. It was being displayed at Pebble beach and then the tractor for it or whatever it's called caught on fire. Oh God. They can't figure out what happened. I wonder what the insurance is. Yeah. How the fuck would he get set on fire in there? Hmm. I wonder who the insurance is. Yeah. How the fuck would he get set on fire in there?

Hmm. I don't know. And I wonder who's at fault. The, cause it's clear it's covered by insurance. Gasoline or something. But it's parked. Yeah. It's not running.

Electrical maybe. It's valued at over a million dollars. A 1979 Ford Gia probe one concept car. So sometimes, um, if it's a battery, there can be a static, there's a static charge that builds up and it can ignite. Especially if there's anything in hydrogen involved or any of that.

So I don't know. That one didn't make sense. Mm-mm, that's sad to see. So a concept car would typically, would it have an engine? Or would it just be a kit? But it's a concept car. It's a car.

No, but it's a concept car. Yeah. Which means, which basically means it's a- They wouldn't make one. Yes. But would it have a, but it could not have an engine, right? Cause you're just displaying it. It would have an engine.

It has an engine, always. Yeah. Cause I've seen- You can't bring a concept car to Pebble Beach, like Monterey, the car show. With no engine, can't just be a kit. Well no. Can't be the shell. Who would give a fuck is my question. So you have to have, yes, but is the engine

a concept engine or is the engine what you put in the regular, you know. It's probably the engines they had in 79, but just souped up, some special edition, but no, you have to have a goddamn engine. I mean, I just want, I'm clear, but when I use those transportation companies all the time and they have to have an insurance.

Yeah. Shit, I'm using one right now. And bitches have to have insurance. Okay, new, new murder doc, guys. Oh, boy. Scott Peterson is talking. Already watching it. Already watching it.

Yeah. So he has his theory on what really happened. He is maintaining his innocence. Do you know this story? I'm a sociopath. Do you know this story? I know a little bit about it, yes. Let me fill you in.

It's not spoiler alert. This happened years ago. But if you watch the doc, so he got married to this little, uh, girl. She's like smaller, right? She gets pregnant. He didn't really want kids. And then the day of her murder, he told everyone he was golfing. And the parents get to the house and like, like, where were you this morning? And he was like, oh, I was fishing. I'm like, he said you were golfing. So his story is super conflicted there. Also they're like, hold up, you're fishing? You have a boat? He's like, yeah, you have a boat. No one knew about the boat.

He bought the boat like two weeks before, right? Check the tides, check the currents. Yeah. So he checked the currents, not the, like the fish or whatever. And he goes, I just want to get the boat in the water. It's a two to three hour drive from just get the boat in the water. And then he made anchors, because you know, like the boats, he made his homemade anchors.

And they're like, did you make just one anchor? He goes, yeah. But they went into, you know, they got a warrant to check his stuff. He made more than one anchor. So they think he killed her, put that anchor on her leg and then dropped in the ocean He's so guilty Yeah, he's the work. I'm only on episode two. I keep falling asleep. I kept a rewatch and episode two I'm so sick of it, but I don't know how it ends, but he's still out freely right? No, he's in jail

Spoiler man God did they do he should be. He's so obvious it's him. And then he's married, right? Then he has a straight up girlfriend. Look at him. Didn't tell her he was married. She's the one that gave him up,

because she called the police station and was like, yo, he's been my boyfriend the past year. I just found out he's married. I had no idea. He told me that his wife died. I've been my boyfriend the past year. I just found out he's married. I had no idea. He told me that his wife died. Oh. Yeah, he said there was a burglary

across the street from our home. No, they've already talked to the burglars. Lacey went over there to see what was going on and that's when she was taken. They already talked to the burglars, just like two scumbags. They're like, hell no. Like, we def, yeah, we stole that stuff.

We admit that. We sure as hell didn't kill anybody. Dude, how about the fact that that's, that he's been away for 20 years already, wow. Yeah, the doc's crazy, man. And seems like he's having a good old time in jail. But in the first 30 minutes, when they're giving all the facts,

I was like, oh, well, yeah, he fucking did it. It's so easy to figure out. Yeah, total scumbag. Just a simple fact. It's weird, cuz I thought in the start of the documentary that says he was never convicted of being guilty Pretty it's started the doc. It says he's not guilty. Are you sure he's in? Yeah. He's in jail for this murder Yes, sir, yes, he went away Convicted of murdering his wife Lacey and the new one in 2004 Fucking spoiler man. Oh, yeah, god damn it. He's been in jail this whole time. God damn it

I thought he got out on go down chin It says first degree murder with special circumstances found her body by the way, dude, you're ruining for me They did found about in the ocean. Yeah, they found in the bay in the bay. I didn't know that Yeah, you didn't know that but that's if you follow the case you happen 20 years ago. Yeah, they found in the bay, in the bay. I didn't know that. Yeah, you didn't know that, but that's if you follow the case. It happened 20 years ago, yeah. There's no spoiler alerts. So if we talk about the Ted Bundy doc, that's not a spoiler alert. Like I can't be mad at you because you know the case from 20 years ago. Yeah, I remember just seeing this guy and you know, this good looking guy and just like, you're such a fucking liar. Just some people are, I think for most of us,

I think some people are so bad you can't believe it. It would shock us, because some people will do anything. And because you're in the way, you can be a child, doesn't matter, and they will kill you and sleep perfectly well. They have zero conscience. That's my thing. So they say when he gets back, you know, from clearly convicted

of murdering her, right? This, his pregnant wife, she's like nine months pregnant. So not only did you kill your wife, killed your unborn son, right? Oh yeah. Insane. Gets back home. He drinks a glass of milk and eats pizza and then calls and says she's missing. It's like, hold on. You just murdered somebody and your first instinct is to drink milk and eat pizza? How wild is that, dude? But it's not because that's what people like that do. But also, and you know-

You're watching the parents grieve. I think it might be number one, but pregnant women are like at the biggest risk of being murdered. Because the males don't want the kid, and for whatever reason, what's going on in their head, they think the best course of action is to murder them. Yeah. But even for, it's like, Colin, say you want to be with a side piece.

You think the best way to go about this is murdering her? And you grew up with a good family, like, you know, high class family. What the fuck? Who did you talk to? Yeah. You think the only way out of this is putting a anchor on her leg and putting her in the ocean and she's pregnant and

by the way some murders are these passion murders like fuck you you know but this is a premeditated sort of like you're in the way I don't want to I don't want a kid I don't want to be married anymore I'm gonna kill you you and the kid yeah I don't want to kill yeah I. I'm going to kill you. You and the kid. Yeah. I don't want to kill you. Yeah, I could leave, but I think I'm going to, I'm going to murder you and watch your family go through all that horror.

But how, but to just break up with them. First thing cops do when a woman is killed, the first thing they do. So you know, they're a number one, the first thing they have to do. Boyfriend, husband. First thing they do is go for them, cause it's 90%.

99%. First thing they have to do is make sure they're not involved They have to make sure they're innocent and not tied to it It's the number one thing I learned that from the doc, they said the number one thing that kills women right now, pregnant women, is significant others Because they don't want the baby That's, dude, just break up with them Yeah, no, no, no

Don't kill them No, they're in the way It's like that guy, how about the guy who was, he had two kids and a wife. Oh, I cried during that documentary. Right. That was in Colorado. That was in Ohio Lens Ranch where Jay lives.

He was like, well, it was just boring. He was like, it was just boring. He killed the two kids and the wife. In a fire, right? Killed them and burned the house down or something like that? That one will fuck you up. That one I don't want to talk about.

And he was like, and they're talking to me, he goes, it's just, you know, it's just boring. And oh, it was boring, got it. So you had to get rid of it. I mean, like it's like Chris Benoit, you know, WWB guy. I mean, you know that story. No. The WWB guy, they said it was steroids.

I think he was just a fucking dumb ass. Well, there's theories, but now there's other reasons. Yes. Oh, I remember, yeah. He murdered the family and himself. Talking about two little kids. Murder, suicide. Murder, suicide. What?

He did it over the course of days. Yes. Like first he killed the wife, waited another day, then he killed his son, waited another day, then he tried to kill himself, and then he killed himself. Like it was, I don't know how you're like just casually walking around. I just don't get it.

Well you're not, you're probably, that's a thing where you go, I don't want my kid to be without his parents, so I have to kill him. It's all that. That's what they always say, right? That's when you're really in hell. Like you've descended into hell. You're just somewhere, you know.

Shane, give me a minute on this conversation. Yeah, yeah. All this stuff is so dark. It's dark, it's dark, it's dark. Let's go to something light. Let's go to something light. Light and finders. Jennifer Lopez, files for the box. Well, it's dark. Let's go to something light. Let's go to something light. Light and fine guys. Jennifer Lopez, files for the boards.

Well, it's over. J.Lo and Ben. Yeah. You mean, you mean marrying, being married to a narcissist didn't work out? She's like impossible to stay married to. Yeah, of course she's a nightmare. I heard her documentary was hard to watch.

Could she be any hotter at her age though? She's my age. I know, but is the juice worth the squeeze? No, of course it's not. She's a nightmare. You know what's interesting here is they're pointing out,MS. He's pointing out. There is no prenup They're both fine that you would think that I don't think he's the kind of guy I think she's she's just she is a vacuum cleaner for attention and and the spotlight is right just sick of her shit

He's like this socks. Yes. He's done. I heard she's super difficult Narcissus he, fuck this. Yeah. I have a very good friend that did a movie with him just now and the accountant too, and loves him, loves him. He's just a great dude. I've heard that from everyone. He's awesome. He seems like a regular dude and then walked in this fucking

whirlwind of just complete narcissism. The thing is, but you and I, listen, the thing is he was, wasn't he married to our date before? Yes. And so it's like, bro, I all do respect, you're a great person, but did it take you this long to see that she's an absolute psychopath? The answer's yes, she's so hot,

I bet she's fire in bed. I bet she's fire in bed. But eventually, she's like, I'll find her elsewhere. He's addicted to that. Yeah. He's addicted to that. It goes a long way. It goes a long way. It goes a long way.

You'll go through some shit. You'll go through the fire. You know how bad I had to get before he was like, all right, I'm sick of hitting this from behind. You know what? By the way. Think about that visual. She's so impossible that she can actually get you

to be like, I don't want to hit this from behind anymore. Wild. Now, you got to be some kind of a-hole to get a guy to be like, you know, that hourglass, that ass, that, that, that. You know, the world famous ass, I hit that from behind and I'm leaving. I'm leaving it. I, I've had enough. I can't, I can't.

I think I'll meet you. Your face, you're the, what comes out of your face is so bad. Your spirit is so bad that I'm, I can't do this anymore. I'm sick of butts and nuts. That's incredible You know how mean you'd have to be for me to get sick of that you'd have to be Scott Peterson I mean basically you'd have to be a complete psychopath. Yeah, I mean you have to be Kamala Harris I mean that and even then I'd put up with it for a little bit sure for a little He put up with it for a long time. He came back.

He came back to the same pool, poisonous pool. She used to be miserable, man. You can't find your soulmate. She's married to the game. She goes from relationship to relationship. She gets what she needs out of it. You can see what she talks about. She said, she goes,

it wasn't what I needed at the time. It's all about her. Dude, and she's going to that world famous Mexican stinger. No, he was the Mexican stinger she has kids with. Mark Antony. Mark Antony, he's world famous in drip sexiness. He's massive, even he's like, I'm out. He's got a wild dating record.

She dated that little dancer, who I actually worked with at Chili's. Alex Rodriguez? No, Bo Casper, you went by Casper, right? Casper, yeah. She was dating that random dude. Dude worked with me at Chili's. Really?

Yeah. He was their dancer. Oh, he's a dancer. He was one of her dancers. He probably put him down. They were together for a while. He was sick of her shit, man. Of course he was.

Look at him now. Good looking kid. I don't know. He probably puts it down, blah, blah, blah, but you know. She wanted a young guy at the time, strapping lad. There they are. Don't forget she dated Diddy. God, she's gorgeous though.

She's got a lot of... Gorgeous. Yeah, she just is like, not doing it for me anymore, see you later. She's a savage, she's so hot, dude. She's, well, you're put up with all of it. You're put up with all of it. Even Ben Affleck, more money than God,

he's like, I just can't. He can't. Mark Anthony, unfortunately, the kids look like Mark Anthony. It's a beast, dude. He sings like an angel, looks like a warlock, dude. But his voice of an angel, bro. He's a thin guy. Super thin.

But dude, in Latino culture, he's king. I mean, they melt. Yeah. He's got charisma, I'm sure. I'm sure he's just an amazing guy and all that but not now That is somebody who it's got it's all about her But look at her, you know, you can only have one headshot in the household man. He's not a bad-looking guy, right?

That's when he had more like fat to his face. He thinned out a lot looks a little William DeFoe now His girl now though smoke show to it like again in he gets whatever he wants Yeah, dude. He's a legend. You're talking about and can belt you want to talk about a voice. That's his girl Yeah, nice. No, he's not a tall man. He's tiny. Yeah light in the ass. Yeah, very small You guys want one more? Sure. Big girl. Okay. Dad on vacation in Thailand,

something came out of the toilet. Snake chomps on nuts? That's very scary. Yeah. In Thailand, that's a python bit his nuts? It bit his actual nuts and he jumped up blood, obviously. Like it came out of the toilet. He's lucky they didn't try to swallow them nuts

because they're eggs. I can't think of anything worse. I can't think of anything. It had to be somebody's pet and he crawled in the toilet. Right, B? Wouldn't it be somebody's pet if he's hiding in the toilet? Yeah, the snake probably came through. No, he said he first flushed the toilet

to make sure there were no unwanted surprises because monsoons often bring reptiles out of the depths in Thailand. Then he popped a squat, suddenly felt a sharp pain in his testicles and realized something had sunk his teeth into his jewels. I almost don't believe it. I almost don't believe it.

I mean. If it was in Thailand, I'd call bullshit. You know what I mean? If it was like in Denver, I'd be like, come on, dude. I've heard that happen. Is it probably caught a snake? I don't know. That's, I mean, cause you sat on the toilet,

the thing came up and bit your, the first thing the thing did. Cause it came from a sewer, but first thing the thing did. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Cause they can from a sewer, but it's not calming. And your nuts are just dangling. I don't think so. And your nuts are just dangling.

I got real skeptical hippo eyes right now. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. There's blood. Yeah, or is it blood, you understand? All the pipes, the piping, that's gonna be so hard. But it says yes on it. The snakes keep on keeping on, man.

Yeah, so what, go back, go back, go back to that picture. To the picture? So the snake is, watch, this is what I call bullshit. This one or the other one? Nope, go back to the other one. This? Nope, keep going. Interesting. So he was able to grab it, so he reached down and grabbed it. What's going on?

Why is he holding onto it there? Or did he grab that snake? And is the, did he put it into that toilet? You understand what what's going on here? What happened? Is that right? When he came out? Well, if you sit down and bite you, you stand up and he's like, oh hell no, they're not gonna believe this. And then nuts are bleeding like that and he's holding on to it. And there's blood in the water. I don't know. Be I don't either, but I, I think he bit his nuts. I don't know.

God, that would fucking hurt. Yeah. I call bullshit. I don't see any like a shit either. It's just, well, you didn't get to, you didn you didn't get to. Oh, you didn't get to. No. The python was trying to eat them nuts. Thought they were eggs, baby.

Eggs. Thought they were sweet, sweet nectar eggs. Yeah, that's. God, that would fucking hurt. Either way, that would really suck. That would really suck. Those big, just hanging nuts, too. Yours?

Oh, dude. Be real mouthful. I mean, my balls do look like a newborn mouse. You know what? If you don't have good eyes, you got snake eyes, you're gonna be like, is that a, what's hanging, right? No, the snake, you just think it's just a shaved gerbil. Just a thick, shaved gerbil. Somebody's dangling a shaved gerbil.

Yeah. Right, that ate too much. I got some big nuts. Is that a chin? I guess so. Shout to your dim nuts. Yeah. Right. That ate too much. I got some big nuts. Is that a chin? I guess so. Shout to your dim nuts. Well, you know, we're ending this podcast and I'm feeling squeamish.

Yeah. Guys, you know what's not going to make you squeamish? Brendan, do you like Texas? I love Texas. Do you like comedy? I like to laugh. What if I put those two together, dude? Dude, I've never heard of that before.

What if I go to Plano, Texas, go to a house of comedy which is right outside Dallas and I was like, hey I'm gonna be there September 6 7 8 You try pay like what a thousand two thousand dollars a ticket one million dollars a million dollars I had it and I'm not charging that much. I bet yeah, you like Canada. I don't What if I brought comedy Canada even that couldn't get me to a trip. Really? No. Really?

Ah, shit. So you're not going to come to my show at the comic strip in Edmonton, Alberta, September 12, 13, and 14? Because I'll be there too. And if you're very up in Canada, there's no reason why you wouldn't. Why not? Why not? There you go.

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