The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1055

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen discuss the real possibility of moving the shows to Texas, Bryan going to a football game at the Intuit Dome, Bryan's old controversial image from Mad TV, current events around the world including Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock performing at Donald Trump's inauguration, two wild road rage incidents and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Magic Mind - Focus and Sleep shots, bundled up for the first time, at a 45% off, just go to magicmind.com/TFATKJAN

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby Yeah we're back and we got power dude We got power Had to bring a Jenny yesterday Yeah well That's short for generator

The thing about Los Angeles is it's a really, what's the word, it's a small hick town so you know, you lose power all the time They'll figure it out though Yeah They'll figure it out though. Yeah. They'll figure it out. We'll see what happens. What you been doing, pal?

Boy, you fucked up. Why? When you were like, man, we need to get to Austin. I'm like, all right, dude, let's figure out Austin. And then I called Rogan, he's like, man, get the fuck out. I knew exactly how to plan it in your head. Connects me with his realtor,

and I connected that realtor to my wife. And she booked a fucking trip to Austin. Well, you start seeing the houses. You start seeing what you can get. You start seeing what your life is like. Yeah, our first thing's fine. The school system, the district, and then the baseball. Little League Baseball for Tiger.

Yeah. I told you. Yeah. They had no couple things about sports. Once you turn that faucet on though, Daddy, you better get ready to go. Otherwise, you can get left in this woke dust. Don't worry about that, bro. See you out there, cowboy. See you out there.

Yeah, I'm buying some boots. I'll be wearing hats. Oh, that'd be great. I'll be wearing big buckles. Big buckles. And I'm gonna buy myself a horse. Never gonna ride it, but I'm gonna have a horse. Yeah, just have it.

I'll just have it. You know what, do it for the gram, some pictures. Do it for the gram, bro. Just do it for the gram. Me brushing it in the morning, right? Feeding the hay. You had the head be like, God, I never knew what I was missing.

Dude, the horse whisper. Thanks, Texas. What? Rubbing myself on that. I never knew what I was missing dude the horse whisperer Texas what? Rubbing myself on that horse you know what I mean just getting some horse scent on me So I smell like fucking a like a steed Right dude you and I should we live together man on the same ranch I think so really and rinse a wife swap and all that weird stuff. I thought that was a Texas thing I don't know how it works. I don Texas thing. I don't know how it works I don't either. I don't know what the culture. Okay I don't know. I feel like that's I feel like more of a la thing

Oh you and me just dicks out just just boots on a Texas morning sipping coffee top of the morning Top of the morning. Yep. Yep. Yep. That'd be great. Just our dogs out in the fucking Texas sun Getting getting a Texas tan on the old shaft, you know is cold there right now look at the weather it's a little chilly I was out there at night not nighttime got a little 40 degrees that's right yep that's right it's a little and in the summertime it's gonna be a little hot we're gonna have to get the air conditioning going you understand that's my is it a sea baby it's not so if you remember in the valley here Woodland Hills gets the 114 that's correct sir it AC baby. It's fine. So if you remember in the valley here Woodland Hills gets to 114

That's correct. We had 10 days of over 105 ain't no cakewalk here now, but ain't no cakewalk But then also we don't have humidity Yeah, but you know what the humidity makes your body feel good when you're my age, bro I make my hair all juicy Yeah, and you got a nice film of like it looks like you're covered in olive oil, but I turn into a salamander You don't turn into that wet. I got your size doesn't sweat in the heat. You do great. I'm not too bad I'm not a sweaty guy. No now now Jay. Oh Jay bone. How about your boy? How about you? How about Jay? Jay won't be sweat. How about Jay bones buddy from the Philippines Jason? Oh Jason

He's head on the planet. Biggest head on the planet. And, and. Sweats. Jason sweats. It could be, and I'm not kidding, 40 degrees out and his whole head is covered in fucking sweat. The entire outfit's sweating out. And you know what I thought about

when I was watching Jason? I was watching him dance and he can dance and he takes Muay Thai. I would never want to fight that guy. He looks kind of like heavy. Oh, he can kick. He would. Have you ever seen him kick?

But if a guy like me had to fight him. I would get fucking folded in half. I was looking at his huge calves. He's kind of Samoan like. Yes. Very Samoan like. And kind of athletic. He's one of those Asians with a big, yeah, super athletic. Then also when we were at CMO at an issue with some of these guys, I called Jay and I'm like, man, if shit goes down, if there's more than five guys, I'm going to need some help. And he's like, let me call Jason. Jason was like, say less. He came with us.

Jason started shopping. Shopping legs down. Let me know what they wanna do. I was like, well, look at Jason. Boy, I love that. Yeah, super nice guy. And then when he showed up, I went, did you just get out of the sauna?

Don't try to grab ahold of him. Your Jiu-Jitsu's no good here. You're gonna slip right off that giant. You ever tried arm bar on a salamander? That giant Filipino slash Samoan. Good luck. And he's wet. Wet.

Wet. Probably got a deep reservoir of anger. Huck two up all the time. Oh, bro. Get, get, get, suck, suck, suck. That's what you hear. Oh, he has sweats going all over the place as he's just chopping your fucking legs down with his shins.

Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, I want no problem. He goes to Thailand to train Muay Thai. Yeah. That's all I had to hear. I was like, oh, Jesus. Sick neck out there?

Yeah. He'd be a handful if he got his hands. There he is. Look at him. There he is. He doesn't look like much, but he'll cause a problem. No, he looks a little bit Asian. That's his girl?

I hope so. Pretty, pretty girl. He's a very nice guy, by the way. He's a great guy. Wicked nice. Great guy. But his girl's gorgeous. Yeah, she knows what time it is.

Yeah, don't fuck around, man. No. Look at him. Look at him. He'll fuck, those are Thai tattoos. Look at him. Yeah, that's a guy who. Yeah, that's a guy who.

Damn, he has that fucking trap music on while he's kicking. Oh, there's that kick, look at that. Dude, he kicks the civilian like that? Well, that's that Samoan kind of shit going on I know he's not Samoan though, man. I keep saying that and neither is my tie. Quit saying Samoan, right? It's thick. There's some white boys who are thick as fuck, dude Look at that training Sailing that looks like a new

sitcom on ABC Just don't two white people. He has no vanity by the way. There's no body. Just more for you didn't care No, you understand here. He's no vanity by the way. There's no body dysmorphia. He doesn't care. You understand he doesn't care. He's like shut up. Yeah Yeah That's good. I gotta start training. I'm gonna go to Thailand cuz I have a lot of time Okay, get wet dude. Huh? Just get juicy out there get juicy. Have you been to Thailand Chin? No, I definitely want to go though. You want to go? Yeah, you'd like sure I love Chin when we're like, okay We're gonna go to Austin. He's like, I definitely want to go though. You want to go? Yeah, you'd like sure I love chin when we're like, okay We're gonna go to Austin. He's like I'm in Okay. Well, there it is the first time right and I had like a serious relationship with the person that I was friends with for 20

Years, I was like I still was like I'll make it work It's good. She's the gangster. She's a gangster It's my boy Yeah, I'm not saying no. Oh, I like that Sinaaaz? Jins my boy. Yes. I'm not saying no. Oh, I like that.

I don't want to bring it up, but it's Jins Sinaaaz, because I don't know. It's the elephant in the room, right? It's the elephant. And that elephant's big and sweaty. Big and sweaty. He was sweating. Sweating like Jason.

Now, Sinaaaz is not big and sweaty, we just mean the big sweaty elephant. No, the big sweaty elephant in the room. Cut to Sinaaaz being huge, we've been using a filter. She's just a giant sweat. Oh my God, it'd be so much more enjoyable if Sanaaz was super fat. If I was fat?

I don't mean fat, I mean like fat. Super fat. Yeah, super fat, but you were like cool about it. Like always making jokes and eating on air, that'd be great. Just a turkey leg in her mouth all the time? But like one of those ones from the medieval times. What the hell? Like from a Renaissance festival. That's a lamb leg, that mouth all the time. But like one of those ones from the medieval times. What the hell?

Like from a Renaissance festival. That's a lamb leg. That's a lamb leg. No, they have turkey legs at the Renaissance festival. They're this big. What? They're pink. That might be a lamb.

That might be mutton. No, you have one that's done with the Renaissance festival. I took the kiddos. Yeah. Bro, they're fucking dinosaur legs. They're disgusting. And everyone's eating them and everybody's cholesterol's way too. Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah. Well, you know, that's true, too I always look around sometimes and I'm like, well, I don't want to say okay. But anyway, sometimes you'll see What's the word now? You'll just see certain people and you'll be there and you'll know that's my whole thing with COVID I was like, hold on put up you think COVID's gonna get you? Yeah. No. You're saying a full bag of Cheetos. Yeah. Yeah. And you drank six beers. COVID would be over in whatever, in a few months. But then you're still like that. That's gonna get you.

Yeah. Some people let themselves go. I would tell you that guy, the guy I saw, I saw, I saw him and he used to be a stud when he was an actor, just crushing it. Just one of those great looking guys. I would always come in the room and I'd see him and I'd go, you see, he's just, he's better looking, he's more blue collar, he's more,

they would look for a rugged guy, or I was cute when I was younger and I'd look at him, I'd go, well, I'm gonna cast him. He's just got, he's a little taller, a little bit broader, a little, it's like Bradley cute when I was younger and I look at him I go well I'm gonna cast him he's just got he's a little taller a little bit broader a little it's like Bradley Cooper when he was younger it's like just a little better-looking blue eyes all that stuff you say you're not competing he fell on hard times put on some weight he just no he got married to a wealthy girl oh good for him okay yeah good for him is right and I see him and I go I fat and

happy fat and happy you're hating on him as fat as a tick He made it though fat as a tick and I looked at him I go and he had three kids and I looked at him I show up fat dads and he had a dog in the back seat in the and I looked at him I go you've not been missing any meals. He goes, you know what I did, dude I said what he goes I married a super rich girl and I mean rich like her family owns like Like billions of dollars. And he goes, I'm set for life, and you know what I did?

I go, what? He goes, I let myself go. And he was probably at the time, I don't know, 40. You know, 40. And I was like, god damn. He goes, I do what, I eat all the pie. I do what I want. I let myself go.

Wife doesn't give a shit. No discipline. None. You think she doesn't give a shit. Right. And she's this hot assistant. Well, or a trainer. Yeah, a trainer.

You know what I mean? Yeah, well I know what you mean. Yeah, and then. But also good for him, man. Just fuck it. Just didn't care. I let myself go. Yeah. That's not okay. Just fat. Just didn't care. I let myself go. Yeah.

That's not OK. Just fat. That's not OK. It's not fair to do to your partner. It's not fair. Thank you. Yeah, to do to the partner is like, why? Yeah.

Don't do that. They didn't sign up for this. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you dislike fat people? Me? I'll answer for him, 10. No. No, I'll take it for fair. 10.

No, no, no. I have actually a lot of compassion because I think when people are fat, it's not because for a minute. Ten. No, no, no. I have actually a lot of compassion because I think when people are fat it's not because they eat too much food. It's an emotional issue. Oh, okay. Yeah, and it's an addiction. Yeah.

And think about it, if I don't want to drink anymore, I can just not be around alcohol. Yeah. Even though if I'm jonesing for it, I can make sure my house is dry. I have to eat. I have to. Yeah. It's like being fucking addicted to oxygen. I fucking, I gotta breathe. I gotta eat.

Yeah, I think sometimes when people are really, really heavy, it's a couple of things. One is it's depression. Two, they come from a culture where they don't even know there's an option. Three, you know, yeah, there's a lot of things that go on. So it's not about - Yeah, being sad all the time Ryan again. He hates them Yeah, I I mean I know somebody asked me for help there They're heavy and they asked me for help and I and I and I would have I don't know ten years ago I would have said okay. Here's what you got to do. I'm just too old now I just looked I looked at them and I said nothing what I said

Your your problem is not that you don't know what to do the your problem is that you won't do it So we have to- I would have just sent them a link to Ozempic. Here's your problem. Yeah. Solver. Here you go. Yeah.

You want to shed all that weight? Now you're still going to have whale fins for titties. Yeah, there are a lot of people that do that and they still don't feel better because they're not exercising or doing anything. They still lose weight. They lose weight. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I don't yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. It's okay.

You have any fat friends tonight? No. Really? No. I feel all this bad saying that now, but no. The problem is, yeah, and there might be some, you know, damage there, their history, that's why they're eating,

eat their feelings, but then some of it's a discipline issue, like I used to have this agent who was a big man, and he just did not cross the T's and dot the I's. I know what you're talking about. And then after that I'm like, but of course not. How can I expect him to do that, when he can't even take care of this simple stuff? You know Yeah, it's it is but then there are some people who are bigger. Yeah. Yeah, cuz they're not gonna be most disciplined

So you think they're gonna be discipline just at work, but then there's there's football coaches or bigger men like fatties Andy Reid A lot of guys. Yeah, and he read ain't winning nobody building but then I'm sure he's disciplined in that area. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Some people have, I think I had an acting teacher who said, everybody has an alcoholism of some kind. It may not be alcohol, but it might be food, maybe sex. Yeah. But don't say alcoholism, say addiction. Right. Well that's cause that covers the whole thing. That's what he means. Like, like there are people that have, you know, and you know, some people can be alcoholics

and they just can't stop. Like the alcoholism, real alcoholism is very different. Yeah, it's all about chin. Yeah. All of it, whatever. Real alcoholism is a huge demon and they're at varying grades. Like some people can be like chin is functioning. There's levels to it.

Then there are people that are not functioning and then, you know, it's like anything else. And I think food is the same way. It's all a spectrum, you know? But I do think having said all of that, your job as an adult is to, as you get older, have command of all your appetites. Figure out- And educate yourself. All of that. But also like, learn how to let go of all of that. As you get older, learn how to be in total command of your appetites.

Yeah, growing up and everything. And everything. Chicks. And everything. Alcohol. Drugs. And that's fun shit, man. It's all fun shit. The trouble is where you dip your toe. All that stuff.

Especially if you're a kind of person that likes a little, you know, you like to shake it up. Little juice. I'm not, you know, being a saint, being a good boy. Little bank robbery, right? The juice. All bankers get caught. All bank robbers eventually get caught, Bubba.

Nobody goes on skates. All bank robbers eventually. If you do it long enough, you might get one bank. You might. You start running 50, 60 banks, we're going to catch you. As the saying goes, you're painful for everything you did and didn't do. Take a little break, Brandon. Can we take a break?

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The UFC in LA is still going on. It is. Because the big marker, when I talked to Rogan, he's like, I don The UFC in LA is still going on. It is. Because the big marker, when I talked to Rogan, he's like, I don't know, dude, this is yesterday? He's like, I don't know, dude, they're thinking about switching to Vegas. But then the one, it depended if the- On the win?

No, if the Lakers came back, if Lakers played last night, then that meant the UFC was gonna- And they did. They played, so yeah. And I assume, because the UFC wants sales you know the walk-up ticket sales then I can change the venue on a freaking two-day notice did Joe so many people had changed flights and hotels did Joe is he gonna he's gonna call that

fight oh yeah yeah I'm thinking about my nephew maybe I'll probably be there too if you go in with Nick Yeah, that'd be a good one to go to I'm have to watch it in floors dude This is like us you you already talked about our shop show. It's a sick card. It's a crazy card We've talked about it right there. We talked about that Saturday, right? Hmm. Oh, yeah, that's a big boy Intuit Center in the way, I think Big boy. Intuit Center, Engleway I think. Intuit Dome. That place looks sweet.

Or Intuit Dome. It's really nice. Yeah, tell me when you guys go, I guess, I mean the Clippers threw a bunch of money into it. I guess the seats have their own button system and have lights on all the like. What? Yeah.

It's really cool, I've been there. I've never been. It's really nice. What did you go for, B? A football game. No, that's SoFi Dum Dum, right? Oh god. You fucking idiot. That's SoFi. I'm so sorry. No, when I SoFi Dum Dum, right? Oh, God. You fucking idiot.

That's SoFi. I'm so sorry. No, when I said it, I went like this. I got raging mad. No, when I said it, when I said it. When you confused that. No, when I said it, I went, there's a good chance. And I said it anyway, because I wanted to live on the edge.

And I went, I'm going to say this. And I know better. And I went, Chargers game. And I went, here it comes. I appreciate it. Because sometimes you've got to add a little mix to the show I get it. You know what I mean? I get it now the Inuit dome is in Inglewood Hmm, and that's where the Clippers they only play basketball. Yes, and it's close though

What I meant is it's a stone's throw away from the sofa That whole area is boob. So what I meant is I've been in the area. I'm in the area You've been you've been there the so did they knock the forum down? Is there no more form? No, there's still a key of form. Is the forum still there? Yeah, it's just mainly used for concerts now. Yeah, and stand up. How big is that?

So the Clippers play at the Inuit Dome. Yes, they have their own arena now. No, no football games. Not big enough. Now, SoFi, have you been to SoFi? Ooh, it's nice. You ever sit in a box? Yep, I don't like it.

No? Uh-uh, it's too much. I agree with you. Being a Chargers fan, I don't like it. No? No, too much. I agree with you. Being a Chargers fan, I'm not a fan of so much. Feels like I'm playing a video game. That just doesn't feel. And the setup is like, there's only one way to get to the place you need to go.

If you go the wrong way, you gotta walk back the whole other way in 30 minutes. Food's ridiculous there now. It's ridiculous. I mean, no longer just hot dogs and fucking nachos. Oh no. Really? The parking's a nightmare.

Yeah. The people don't know what they're doing. Inuit Dome seats 18,000. Maybe you're a Clippers fan. Might be. Might be a Clippers fan. I could change really quickly. Love, actually I have season tickets to the Inuit dome.

Why do they call it Intuit dome? I don't like that name. It's some Indian name, right? It's just not a great name. It's hard. It doesn't roll off the tongue. The Intuit. What do you want to call this thing? If we're thinking about it and I went, let's call it the Intuit. Cool. But this, how this goes, Hey, so the Intuit, whatever the hell that is, is going to give you $50 million a year to name it that.

Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, it's after a terrible, it's a software company. 500 million. Financial software company. Yeah, 500 million. 500 million, Brian. You call it the woke, trans. I call it, I love, I love cock.

Whatever you want, 500 million? Yeah. I would, I'd be like. Hey, would you suck skip a list off for 1.5 of course It is Jordan 11th and I'd be looking at him the whole time Whatever he wants. What do you mean? 1.5 mil? Yeah, Jesus Christ though. It's a tough one. That's the allegation though against him Yeah, well, it's I mean One point who is that the same woman that yeah, that's the same woman who said she was gonna go bad on everybody else Yeah, oh, she's scumbag. I don't believe her. Yeah, I mean he's a scumbag. What's her name who jumps to one five though?

It's also a weird number. Why not make it to when I make it one Well, she's already said she was gonna do that if she didn't get her way. Oh, no that you're confusing the entire thing. So joy, uh, was the anchor who said she would go bad if the main guy, Jesus. So there's the stylist, which is a, there's a scumbag. There's a stylist that's saying it with skip Bayless 1.5. And then there's the joy stuff. Who, I don't know why she's even, I don't believe he would have offered her 1.5 and then there's the joy stuff who I don't

know why she's even I don't believe he would have offered her 1.5 that's insane number a numbers that's a very you put a little rouge on you want one five yeah you know what one five buys you in LA not housing wise you get a dump but I'm saying lady wise one five yeah and what and so he said to her I'll give you 1.5 million dollars of you if you become my girlfriend No, I'm gonna sleep with me It's healthy. That's hilarious. Joy Taylor is a bad person if that if that's true. That's the one Well, then there's a punch. I know joy. She's pretty dope man. Yeah, but didn't she say I'm trying to write I'm gonna why because that lady say it. No, I thought jay joy Taylor who said that what didn't she say I'm going around the right I'm gonna why because that lady said no, I thought jay joy Taylor

Who said that what didn't enjoy the allegation this lady? She didn't get what you want to show you never said that this stylist is saying joy said that to her It's all allegations. Okay, you know those go I do and now you're throwing joy under the bus I don't know you know how those go you're throwing joy into the bottom. No joy. I don't know anything about it I know but you're not gonna believe this lady looking for money. No No, so why would you believe the joy stuff? So joy so so she's the one who said Joy never said that okay, she outed joy in this relationship with ocho and all that shit Okay, so joy was having a relationship with ocho who knows that's according to this lady

Who's also saying that skip a list off here 1.5, is very hard to believe. I agree with you. 100%. Now, does Joy was sleeping with Ocho and maybe someone else which I have no problem with? Yeah, she was. Well, that's according to this stylist. Yes. Oh, so it's all from this stylist. It's just her. Nobody else. Everyone else at Fox went, what? Okay. Yeah, well, one asshole can create a lot of mischief. And Skib hasn't come out and said anything. And also Joy has, no one's addressed it. Everyone's like, all right, whatever. Why did she go bad on Joy?

Did Joy go bad on her first or something? No, no, no, no, no. So she just- Joy just got dragged in because she knows that would make headlines. Wow. How, you're not gonna make headlines. I mean, you might make some, just going after Skip is such a ridiculous statement. So you drag Joy, Ocho, and the rest of the network in it.

That's what you get. And they think somebody's behind it who has issues with Fox Sports. She's accused a lot of people of a lot of things here. Yes. Also accused FSI, executive vice president of content, Charlie Dixon of groping her and accused Fox host Joy Taylor of creating a hostile work environment through discrimination on the basis of race, national origin and disability.

Joy Taylor looks like she's a woman of color. The lawsuit, which was first reported by Front Office Sports, is filed against Fox, Bayless, Dixon and Taylor. Interesting. Good luck with that. Faraji is suing for sexual battery, a hostile work environment, failure to prevent harassment, negligent supervision, hiring and retention, retaliation and wrongful termination. Holy shit.

This is somebody that got fired for being an asshole and then decided to go. So this is all Farajii's doing, not Joy Taylor's doing. That's what it sounds like to me. Joy Taylor said nothing, no comment, there's nothing with her. Yeah, this sounds like she just went, she just went towards Joy Taylor because she was mad. That's what it feels like. That's how it goes.

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Then they do a private investigation. They won't find anything but people like nothing so bad people like this She sounds like an awful human being good luck getting another job by the way Oh, yeah, so you do you want to work? You want to put all your who's gonna work with you put all your eggs in one basket now Did you see Pete Hegseth? Yeah, so you do you want to work you want to put all your who's gonna work with you? You put all your eggs in one basket now. Did you see Pete Hegseth? Yeah, dude Stud almost art Yeah, man wrote four books Fox News analyst also a leader of men in combat Oh, what the Harvard and Princeton I believe yes No, this is no comment and a stud But you see one Fox News with the makeup on and it's here and I don't know who he was on like who is this dork?

Yeah, well, then you look into like oh he is a beast. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's very articulate Very articulate he's impressive Yeah, Jen still using mainstream news as headlines on Twitter. It's just him lighten up all these woke people. They keep questioning me just Destroying all of them. It's great Well, cuz he believes that it's about lethality. It's about a meritocracy Who's the best for the job keep politics the hell out of this Republican and Democratic politics? This is about the military man It's supposed to be a political say his last name Hicks., Hegseth? Handsome son of a bitch, yeah. Hegseth. Hegseth. Wow. And of course, they're all going bad on him.

This is on DuckDuckGo, by the way. I don't know what happened to Stephen Colbert. He was kind of a conservative. And now he's just, I don't know, man. I don't get it. Ooh, Burr and Jimmy Kimmel. Burr was just being funny. I have that as a kind of.

But Burr was being funny. Like, I don't mind Burr saying people, everybody's got opinions and they don't know anything about fire management. I don't mind that. My thing is Kimmel. Kimmel is just the most, like I. He sold his soul to the devil.

But they must be paying well though. He used to be my favorite. I can't, I don't know anybody that watches. Crying over the, like shut the fuck up. Oh my God. That dude's unbelievable. What's crazy is him and I'm cruel our best friends still. Oh, yeah super close Good. They must just not talk about politics at all, which is probably the best thing to do Yeah, I mean Kim will always seem like the coolest guy probably is but something that's so funny. I just I don't know He's the original blackface

Well Howard Stern was two super woke guys down so as I Wore blackface on mad TV really did you really run? Oh, yeah. I Steven Seagal who is all who's playing a black guy? Yeah, my favorite bit of all people are trying to can They were like what is this? Octoroon. Oh shit. Look at the lays and settle lays. That's insane.

1995 kids. That's what we got away with on national TV. That is not you. Yes it is. But you were playing Steven Seagal. I was playing Steven Seagal as a black man. That's hilarious. We're eating chips and it says look. I'll blurt it out.

That's on national TV everybody. The chip bag says relax. I'm old school boys and girls. I go way back. I go way fucking back. But back then, people had a sense of humor. Yeah. I appreciate that more. Remember the movies in the 90s?

Like Tommy Boyle was great. Yeah. Yeah hilarious All the Adam Sandler movies, but this is my thing I saw someone said this on social media go how the fuck is society so sensitive now when they're you know my age We all grew up on South Park Mad TV Saturday live in the because they're because the Internet's not real Yeah, because you got troll farms. Because you got complete, you've got real sociopaths and mentally ill people who are at their computers

all the time. And the problem is, that's always existed. The problem is that corporations listen to them. Not as much now. Yeah, well, they're starting to realize. They're starting to realize. Yeah, it's not real. You go down that road. Why is there stock going down? It's to realize. Yeah, it's not real. You go down that road.

Because then they go, why is there stock going down? It's like, oh, because that wasn't real. You got duped. You got duped. Those 50 or 500 people online aren't real. Or if they are, they don't buy your product. Try directing a Star Wars movie or one of those movies with the fandom.

They need to stop it. See what happens. They need to stop all that. They need to just stop all that. Stop all of it. Yeah. Damn, Rogan gave me a box of cigars. You know, I'm into cigars now. Yeah. It's your thing.

And somebody made him cigars, you know, people who make him stuff are going to make him the best. Yeah, he has his own Rogan cigars. Damn, that's good. Yeah, they're nice. Oof, smoke for my ass tonight. But I still taste it. You're on Rogan's podcast too. I just saw it pop up in my feed.

Oh yeah. You're finally out? It's up right now. All right. There we go. Yep. What do you got, Chid? I think this is perfect timing.

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impressionist. But this is from a youtuber named conservative vibes I don't know much about him, but he's playing some of the videos that this Chinese guy does I'm proud to be black and I'm proud to be Donald Trump. You know, I've been to China tremendous place Really and let me tell you folks. There is a way to spot a bad LED sign It's so simple even sleepy Sleepy Joe could do it. If the light burned out so fast, cheap LEDs. This is Tony from LC Signs. He lives out in China and he does genius advertising for the sign company.

Hello. Goodbye. Anyway, you want to start? He's against all the woke stuff, you know, so. What's up, California? My name is Alex. What's up, A-Made? I'm Oliver. I'm Brian. I'm Billy. You know There's so many of them and there's physical touch with her not interesting

it was there's tons of stuff that he does and I like that red light dude who sells cars and he does all like Indian accents Jamaican like everything he's so great the guys that do that crush and he's like that that kind of southern dude hick dude who sells cars oh yeah yeah he's like you trying to know who I who I go with nope, but I think you're trying to be black We got this 2002

You know, I'm thinking about majoring in white girls anyway Yeah, his name is Tony he's LC side together we are I'd like to get Dude, I'm gonna get Tony to come out to Austin Come out here and put him on the fucking podcast. He's great Like the honey do some stand-up like this good thinking guy too. He's cool Hilarious man, can you send that to me chin? Yeah, I will definitely So these are two things I saw that was like it's insane like there's two different body slams of women

during road rage and they're like days apart in different areas. But in Ohio, the women are hitting the men, right? And then the men are reacting. That's one of them. So let me show you so that's we'll talk we'll show that one first. So this is that woman. Whose go-to is a body slam? What are you the Undertaker? But this one I'm like take a look at this So she's the one that initiates this stops Let's go

But she's the one that's causing this right now She's attacking the driver and the guy just walks out of the passenger seat nice pajama pants And then she's aggressive. This was Saturday morning. Then the passenger in the red car gets out. He walks up to the woman and eventually turns away. So he turns away and then boom that's a big smack. He smacks her back and then this BAM!

Oh! Yeah. So. You can't be hidden. Neither of these people filed any reports. And I bet she won't do it again. That's how this goes. I agree.

You can't sock a dude randomly, sucker punch him in the face and not expect repercussion. You have to expect consequences for your actions. I agree. That's somebody who's never, but see that's something she has a false sense of, you know, she doesn't understand. Yeah, but she'll never do it again sense of you know she never should never do it again guarantee it hopefully that there are guys out there that are really they mouth off and stuff like that you don't know you're see this one just one I think is in Massachusetts but this one is like the guy is like

completely at fault so he pulled this girl out of a car and then this someone just a bystander recorded this and there's a tiny girl too look at this oh no no no almost no, no. Almost exactly similar, days apart, different areas. But road rage. You can't do that. Of course not. That guy's a piece of shit.

Yeah, that's her. But she's fine now. Hopefully. She looks like she listens to the same music as you, so that's why. What? You could have killed her though. Same what?

Music as me. Yeah, maybe she does. She looks pretty cool. Yes, awesome. Pretty awesome. Yeah, maybe she does she looks pretty cool Yeah, I don't know what she did to piss that dude off But I mean if he's gonna drag her out of the car like no come on It's a girl, dude Now the other girl was like and she's tiny so big like dude you can restrain yourself from fucking this girl But they caught that guy he's getting screwed so really good this guy. Yeah, but the one you showed previous Not neither one. It's different and she was bigger than him

But in this one where he just randomly pulls her out of the car and slams her fine. He's so much bigger It's like you chose some restraint, but dude give me a break I mean, I was a straight Kane style fucking take that both of them were like crazy body slams well Well, this is my problem with barren knuckle. I don't like it. Is this bare knuckle? I would assume I would assume dude this girl She's been taking a lot of she's been taking a lot of shots on her forehead Dude, but like look at her face. Can you pull the plate?

Hold on. Let's play first. Yeah, it was definitely much tougher than I expected She's a great, great champion. Severe swelling around that left eye. Also, I got, unfortunately, too many headbutts. Oh, that's a boxing match. Is that bare knuckle? That looks like headbutts. It's the WBF. That does look like headbutts. It's the WBF.

That does look like headbutts. That looks like straight boxing, especially with their hand wraps on. Look at their hand wraps. She's 48 years old? Yeah, I think it's boxing. She's 48, she kinda looks like me there too. She got fucked up.

12, 12, 12. Look at her hair! That's how she looks. Wow. Wow. Gorgeous, gorgeous. Fuck man. That's a, quit the toilet. How long does it take that swelling to go down?

A week? A full week to get her face back to being swollen and bruised. Easy man. I've seen my friend had this and he was there for 10 days. It was really tough and they couldn't drain it, nothing. Can we get more pictures of her please? 48 man. She's a babe There's a before and after hold on

Brendan let's just take a look. Yeah, there's a lot going on there Okay, well, yep, what else you got Chad? Are you happy, Brian? What else you got Chad? Oh, these are some losses. Let's go. These are fine. She's tough.

Uh, yeah. Here's one guys. Hey, don't worry. President Biden's going to give $770 to each resident affected by the LA fires. We can give Ukraine how much? And we just don't take care of US citizens? So there is something about aid to Ukraine that people should know.

People have this misconception that we send money. Actually the reason we send money and politicians want to send money to Ukraine. Well, it's for our own interest. Yeah, well it's because our American companies actually, so we give the money to American companies and then they produce the material that Ukraine uses. So in a way, it keeps the economy going here in a lot of constituencies. But you can't cut a little bit off that and give it to American citizens? It's not, I just think it's not a question. We could give, we could give more money. I'd have to look at what this is.

Look how fast we send money to Ukraine. Yeah. Yeah, it's one time payment, he says, to help people get things like water and baby food. Yeah, so that's- That's one night But what's gonna happen here actually is there's a lot of talk of the federal government coming in and making everybody completely whole So in other words, here's the problem, right? You want to build your house in the Palisades? You don't have insurance You have California insurance could to for up to three million dollars depending and depending. And you can't get a loan.

We know that. And you're not gonna get insurance. So the federal government in this case could say, we are gonna give you all the money it takes to rebuild not only the community, but your own house. You're talking about $150 billion. Talking about that. $150 billion.

And they'll do it. That could be earmarked. I can see them doing that. Yeah. It would have to go though with certain changes. So watch this, the Trump administration can then take that up and say, hey California, Los Angeles specifically, here are the government initiatives you have to put into order. Here's the executive order. You Gavin Newsom, you Karen Bass have to put into place in order for this federal money to go to you otherwise it's throwing bad money

out good money after bad right great if they did that I think you're gonna see a sea change in in policy it won't be the same for five secures that's right at least yeah that's right that's right I That's right. I guess winds are gonna pick back up tonight. It's already happening. It's already happening. Yeah. Today's last day though. Hopefully. Today's last day. Wednesday at six p.m. is the end of it.

So if we can hold firm on this. I don't see any smoke. We're fine. It's all good. Well no, because even where we're at, the winds are opposite. Got it. So we're fine no matter what. But it sucks for those other people. Yeah. Before we get fine no matter what, but it sucks for those other people. Yeah.

Uh, before we get to our next one, I thought this was just kind of good news to say, um, I guess there's a ceasefire now with Hamas. Is that really? Yeah. Announced it this morning. Thank God. And the leaders were saying Trump was a big advocate getting that done and then Biden took

credit for it. Yeah. Well, it does say Biden says, it says, you know. Wow, and including the hostage release. Here's the thing, there's a baby, remember, a nine-month-old baby that was taken. If that baby's dead, it's going to be, it'll be like a mouthful of ash for the Israelis. Yep. There's a lot riding on this. Remember, I remind people, what's his name?

Galit. Galit, I can't remember his first name. He was the one Israeli soldier, they had captive for six years, and Israel traded 1,100 Palestinians for one man. Among them was Yahya Sinwar, who is the architect of this. And so, and there's a thing in Jewish law that says, essentially no man left behind, even if they're dead. You have to reclaim, it's part of the Torah, it's part of Jewish law. You cannot leave even one Jew in the hands of the enemy.

You have to get them back in this, and that's why you can't have a hostage. And they knew that. When you take hostages, everything stops. It's torn Israel apart. Yep. Torn them apart. Wow. Look at this.

Very interesting. Very interesting. Ceasefire is always good. Yeah, it is. And other good news, uh, Kid Rock and Carrie Underwood will be performing at Trump's inauguration. Wow.

I love me some Carrie Underwood. Yeah. Love her. I mean, yeah, I think Kid Rock was kind of the shocker here, right? But. No, Kid Rock? I think Carrie was like the shocker.

No. Kid Rock is super pro Trump. But I get he's super pro Trump, but it's like, this is a presidential thing. You get get he's super pro Trump, but it's like, this is a presidential thing. You get Aretha Franklin to do stuff, Beyonce. And now Kid Rock and his wife beat her coming up. Kid Rock, I figure. But Carrie Underwood, because most of us

scared to perform. Carrie Underwood's the big shocker. And she's obviously getting blow back for it. You know, like when Zachary Levi came out and supported Trump, the number of texts he got from actors, like, never speak to me again, all friends. Like, you know, I'll never speak to you again. You're a scum, all this stuff.

It's like, all right, guys. You guys are so open to other ideas. Yeah, Kid Rock refers to Trump as a really good friend, really close friend. And yeah, he's been supportive of him forever. I think this will be awesome. Karen was wild though. Wild meaning it's cool. She's doing it.

Yep. Yeah. She said I love my country and I'll do anything for my country. I think she kept it very PC, you know, that's dope of her to actually do it. Yes. She probably, she'll probably lose a lot of fans. She's getting so many. Yeah, of course.

Especially in the country genre. I mean we're we talking about yeah, it's a smart business before as well Some Moana to with my kid. Yes. How was it? Not my favorite Love Moana one. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of two is they should have called it. Hold on Hold on because it would just just hold on to that, hold on, dude, just hold onto that rope and you'll make it through. There's no- Moana has a baby in it?

No, it's just like, oh look, the dragon's coming, it's gonna try to pull us, just hold on, uh! There was no smart way of getting out of it. The character didn't have to overcome their own shortcoming to slay the dragon. It was just all like- You can do no wrong though, Moana 1 is fantastic. Sorry?

Moana 1 is so good. Great great but no one for me Moana 2 is like... The Rock is in the second one too? Oh yeah. Must be. Of course. You're welcome. Yeah.

This one kind of sucks. So the body cam footage has just been released of this teenage girl who intentionally drove 100 miles an hour into a wall killing her boyfriend and his friend because they were having a fight. I don't know if you can... So she had intentionally to stop them from fighting? She drove into a wall?

She was just so angry that she drove into a wall. That's a young lady that doesn't realize driving 100 miles an hour into a wall is going to kill everybody. Detective Hazzu, I want you investigating the crash. You're under arrest for act It's going to kill everybody. Investigating the crash. You're under arrest for activating the car. Her life's over. A little kid. Nobody's going to ask her any questions.

17. Nobody's going to bother you. Can I have your key, please? Could you please be careful taking this one off so it doesn't break the bracelet, please? You got it. You got it. She's a mess.

Oh, shit. OK. She had marijuana in her system. Yeah, come on. She's a kid, man. She's a kid. It's a tragedy. She's being convicted of 12 charges, including murder, aggravated vehicular manslaughter, sentenced to, she was just sentenced to life in prison and will be eligible for parole in 15 years. Can you imagine being that dumb and making that

mistake at that young of an age? Here's a question for you, B. Does she deserve life in prison? She'll be paroled. She won't get life in prison. You guys don't think so? No. She'll spend all 15 years though.

It's a long time and she'll come out of it a woman. She'll come out of it a different person, I hope a better person. But look, she did a very irrational fucked up thing probably tried to kill herself and she wasn't thinking she was mad she had a moment a moment of madness she's also high and she's high and that makes a difference it really does I mean but weed would normally make you drive slower right depends Brian I've been like destroyed on weed before, so yeah.

I'm being serious. You're obviously not thinking clear. Look at that car. Look at that car. I was freaking out. How does she survive it without a scratch? I don't know. That one kind of bummed me out though.

Yeah. Well. Yeah, I don't know if life in prison is gonna do anything. How did she get, not being like she's unscathed. Look at that car. She was trapped for a minute and unconscious but she doesn't have any. Holy crap she's in the front. What the hell? Well it sounds like she wanted to kill herself too. I don't know what to say about it. It just

sucks. Yeah. Some nice things suck. This one is just really quick. I thought it was super cool. There's this new iPhone charging toaster that will give you a full battery in two seconds. Really? Yeah. It premiered at CES this year. Whoa. Seriously? Wow. Yeah. I never have an issue with my phone dying. I do.

Ever. I do. That means you're on it too much. I know. My battery sucks. I mean, it's $450 and $125 for the Link case, but truthfully, like, two seconds, guys? Come on. That's insane.

I'm 100% in. I want to buy that. That's totally insane, yeah. Look at that. Can you buy it now? Yeah. It is done. Does that give off some kind of radiation?

Well, you know. Jesus. Do you eat bacon? Yeah. Then what do you care? Damn. Something's going to kill you know. Jesus. Do you eat bacon? Yeah. Then what do you care? Damn. Something's gonna kill you eventually. That's so crazy.

Okay, this one, I don't have words. Yeah. Go ahead, Chin. A Florida man has been arrested after allegedly engaging a sexual act with a horse. Yeah. And we talked to the whole, how's the horse feel about it? Yeah, it's probably happened a lot. There was a horse putting his dung in his body. No, no, no, no, no. The horse is 28 year old named Raven and apparently he got caught because a woman saw what was happening. I took a video and it says.

He was sucking the horse off. He was by the horse's mouth. So he's putting his weight on the horse's mouth? Or maybe getting his bum lit? That's a dangerous game. Oh, so he was rubbing, yeah, those flat, those flat, grass-stained teeth can nip your dick right off. I've seen it by the titties.

My ex got bitten in the ass by her horse. Oh, that fucking hurts. And it looked like the craziest shit. I mean, you wanna talk about a bruise. How long does that guy go away for? I don't know, they haven't decided. He's probably rubbing one out on the horse's lips. Also, how'd they find out?

It's a soft nose, though, let's be honest. I get it. You like a soft nose, bro. I love it, dude. You know what I mean? That feels nice. You just get up on a step stool and rub one out. Did someone tell on him?

Yes, a woman took the video and called the police because you said the man was engaging in sexual actions near her horse's head. It was her horse. Oh, OK. So his big old dong is rubbed up against the horse's nose, and he's rubbing one out. I can see having a problem.

Yeah, if it was his horse, that's a different story. But real quick question. Is it? Yeah, because it's his property. It's his property it's his property you can jerk off on your tv not an animal yeah you probably could hey quick question uh let's play a game what race is he what ethnicity that's a white dude 100 white 100 white do we know chin what's his name i don't i mean it could be any man. No, they have not released his name. That's a very white boy move. It's a farm boy move, right?

If you've been on a farm. It's a 53 old man from Polk County, and he said. So let me start you there. This is not the first time he's done that. Oh no. Right? You're a 53 old man. This is the first time you were caught, sir.

You've been doing this since you were a kid. Oh yeah. You know how many horses he's jacked up to? He's a horseman, he's a real horseman. It's weird to get your rocks off on horses. Well, when you're not getting laid, there's a lot you can do. Yeah, he's probably not very handsome. Poor old Raven, 28 years old.

Probably just sitting there going, are you done? Well, he did tell the police he made a stupid and dumb decision. So if you had to rub one out and you got paid on one part of my body, but you had to rub it out, and it's not gonna be easy, because you're a straight man, but you gotta choose one part of my body to rub one out. Your throat. What the fuck?

Your wrinkly throat. You mean you'd put it on my throat? Yeah, on that nut sack of a throat you got. Gross, dude. What do you mean? You're the one asking the question. But do you think you could get off on this scraggly, like, there's, there's, that's, like, you, you have to, you have to actually come.

Oh, God. I know, bro. Hey, hey, 1.5 mil. You're scrotum throat or your, your old saggy elbow, I guess? You could, but could you get it off? I don't think I can. You wouldn't lie me on my tummy and put it between the old butt cheeks?

No. It's a question. No, if anything, I'd fuck your nose. Oh my God. My nose. My nose? Yeah, big old honker. What are you gonna do, rub it,

like the way the horse did, like here? Yeah, yeah. That's so insulting,? Rub it like the way the horse did? Like here? Yeah, yeah. That's so insulting. It'd be so annoying. I'm sorry, man. If I was getting paid to and I had to sit there like this. Yeah, you got to get paid.

Oh yeah, I got to get paid. Yeah, do that schnoz you got there. What else you got, Jen? Okay, I got two more for you. So everyone's heard the news like TikTok is probably going to be gone within a week. So this is happening. So it's happening. Does anybody care that's under?

I have a little bit of a problem with TikTok. I have a little bit of a problem with TikTok. I have a little bit of a problem with TikTok. I have a little bit of a problem with TikTok. I have a little bit of a problem with TikTok. I have a little bit of a problem with TikTok. I have a little bit of a problem with TikTok. I have a little bit of a problem with TikTok. I have a little bit of a problem with TikTok is probably going to be gone within a week. But this is happening. It's so it's happening. Does anybody care that's under I hate anybody's under 30. Well, people make money off it. So it's kind of I've gotten brought in more times than I

like to admit but people here on TikTok. You know what? It's like changed and ruined music for everyone. I hate it. I want it gone. I don't like the idea that like 14 year olds can go on there and send like a 27 year old money for watching her live. I've always thought, I had a friend who was really into it and she would accept money from like kids and it just felt gross to me. Here's my question, right?

They're shutting it down because they say China owns it and they're taking all their information. Yeah. What information are they getting that we're so worried about? I don't know, but people like Mr. Beast, they're saying they're coming together and they're thinking about buying it.

Yeah, Mr. Beast tweeted he was gonna buy it and he said a bunch of billionaires reached out to him to support him. It's not a bad idea. I hate that. Okay, fine, I'll buy TikTok so it doesn't get banned. I think it's, I think somebody's gonna buy it. You'd be crazy not to buy it.

Yeah, bro. You've got to filter customer base. That's the fucking headline, Mr. Beast is gonna buy it. Yeah crazy not to buy it bro. You've got you've got a film headline Mr. Beast is gonna buy it. Yeah. Well, how much is it a lot? The Chinese Communist Party is the one who's gonna sell it. Let's be on Yeah, and you're crazy if you don't think that spyware on there to still track your shit Well, they'll probably figure out a way to get rid of that Maybe how much is it chin? I'm looking right now. They didn't mention it. If you just go value of tik-tok, that would help Okay, come on guys. Okay

I'm letting her handle her stuff. Okay about a hundred billion. That's a lot of money. It's a lot of money I need to take a nice release. That's more a hundred billion. Not a hundred billion. That's not close I'll keep you teaming up with a bunch of these one billion. He's worth a billion, yeah, that makes sense. You need 99 more. But he said a bunch of billionaires reach out to him to give him financial support. And then I'll get equity in it. He could pull it off.

Yeah. I want it to go away. Yeah, but it's- I want it all to go away. A lot of people make their living that way. But the people that make a living on that can do it on YouTube, can do it on Instagram. Yeah, but then it on Instagram.

Yeah, but then YouTube and Instagram has the power and Instagram doesn't pay. Not nearly the way TikTok does. Twitter does though. But TikTok's technology and all that, so much is built in. At your age, it'll too defensive TikTok. Well, I just think it would have an effect.

Now, do I think TikTok's good? No. Do I think social media's good? No. My life wouldn't change if they got rid of it. I'm on there, but there's already... There should only be one. There shouldn't be three different... It's all the same shit. There should be one social media platform. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok.

It's too much. It's too much. And there's another one, Twitter, TikTok. It's too much. And there's another one too. Snapchat. That's too much. We just need one. It's ridiculous. X is really becoming a place I watch a lot of stuff. Yeah.

Like quality. New source, it's your new source. Yeah. Yeah, it's mainstream news now. And I got one more for you. You guys kinda touched on it. Thought we could watch the video. Bill Burr was ripping some of the critics

for the Wildflowers. He was trying to be funny, but like, I don't know. This video Bill Burr was ripping some of the critics for the wildfires he was trying to be funny but like I don't know this is vintage Burr for me yeah yeah but even bird in the pandemic even on road he's like oh what do you fucking doctor put a mask on who gives a fuck like that's his thing but to say Newsom's doing a great job I'd have to edit it out but you guys already know the clip or no okay I'll just play it now edit out you guys can talk about it you have to evacuate your home yes yes burr on the internet how to manage the worst fire in LA no hold on real quick they don't burr they they don't they don't what they're saying yeah the reason we're saying it's mismanaged is no we don't know how to do

Let me give you a reason we pay high taxes. We assume our political leaders fucking know how to manage it Let me give you that's what let me give you sample bill burr. So before this before this fire Okay, we already knew that State Farm said this you're you're not managing the brush Properly as a result the fire the fire threat is very high, we're going to raise your premiums. The LA LA said you're not allowed to they said then we're going to pull because we have to make money. Now when an insurance company says that already, but let me keep going. The National Weather Service said issued a dire warning of fire threat January 1st. Okay, said this is very serious. Then the LA Weather Service said yes, this is a very, then they had a public press conference because the

threat was so high. Let me say it again, they had a public press conference saying the threat of fire is very, very high and you have all these power lines that are old, and you have all this vegetation. Something's got to be done. So the time to get firefighters from Oregon, from Mexico, and all that, was then. The time to start dropping fire retardant was then. The time for fire management was then.

The time to say to everybody, guys, make sure the fire hydrants are at the aquifers, and everything's ready to go was then Now what would you call that? Now wait, I got one much better and so what instead what they did was Karen Bass went to Ghana. Yeah Okay, she went to Ghana and Gavin Newsom Gavin Newsom was busy doing photo ops looking good So and so please don't tell me that the fire, the fires were not managed properly. We had a fire that was the fourth largest in Los Angeles history. It was the, it was the Camp Fire Fire set

by somebody who was on parole for a felony who had been convicted of a felony before that. Okay. Thank you, Gascom. So please don't tell me that all that would lead to mismanagement. That's what I'm saying. And before I say it, Bill's my favorite comic. Love him. I absolutely adore Bill Murr. Love him. And he's great here. This is him.

He should be doing this. Jimmy Kimmel, right? Can you believe all these people? It's like, God, shut the fuck up. This is a funny bit that I love. I don't include Bill here. I love Bill. I'm always going to defend Bill.

He's great. But I'm just saying it was not managed properly. No. It was managed very poorly. And we can, there are a lot of really smart people that have given us a forensics, a forensic timeline here that's unassailable. It just is. And I think it's the end of Gavin Newsom's political career.

And I think it's the end of Karen Bass. I think it's the end of his career. I think any aspirations to be a president are adorable. And I think Karen Bass has done as well. I think COVID was his first and second strike. And this is, yeah, I predict what happens in Los Angeles and in California is what happened in Louisiana. I think there's a red wave. That's what I think may take a year or two years, but it's going to happen.

We'll be out before that. Yep. Yeah. That's the last one. Well, let's do a few more because yeah. But I remember you guys asked me the last episode of Gavin Newsom's term. So apparently it's 2027. Two more years.

Well, three. 2025, 2026, 2026. You're going to see Gavin Newsom embrace some very right wing policies as well. You're going to see, here's the other problem. There's no choice. Well, you know, perm permitting and all that like what Adam Kroll was talking about how it takes forever to get anything. The problem is you'll have to see if he can actually do that and it'll be really hard to do you know I'm not sure if you can do that because so much of this is like middle management that's already

kind of in place. It's gonna be tough. It's gonna be tough What else you got just a couple and they ones real quick. Holly home is now she asked to leave the UFC She had like a couple more fights on there, but she asked to leave and they granted her to wish to leave Where's she gonna go GFL? They said either boxing or MMA. So yeah, can you bring up her record? She's yeah She's had a tough one. She lost her. Well, she had a yeah, she lost her last two, but one was in no contest. Yeah. She's been doing it for a while. Oh, for a long time. Yeah, and became champion.

And she started older, too. Yeah. And you guys both know her, right? Yeah. I don't know. She's great. Oh, I thought you knew her. I was playing loss.

OK. Beat Raquel Pennington. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I don't remember that. Mena Nunez. No, she had a great career for sure. As a boxer coming into the UFC.

She was amazing, yeah. Yeah. Pioneer. And beating Ron Arousey, the first one. Yeah. That was the most insane shocking fight ever. So there's that Give me a sec here

This one I'm not sure if is that crazy but so Patricia pitbull you guys all like the belt or a pfL. So belt tours completely gone now. Yeah, it's pfl redid their system too. So it's no longer a million dollars They cut that in half and they got rid of points, which is smart I mean, yeah that they cut in half what you said, but uh, Patricia Patricia pitbull was one of their biggest stars He's so good. So talented. So he's gonna come the UFC's you fight Bokanofsky. You know the brain busters That's the rumors. I keep that's who's calling out. But yeah. What? Patricio Pippo? No, you're joking. You know how good he is?

Yeah, but what weight does he fight at? 145. He's a featherweight now. Oh, Volkonovsky. I thought you said Arlo. I thought, I was thinking of Arlosky. I was like what? Yeah, Volkonovsky. I was like what? He's going to fight Volkonovsky? No, no, that's just rumors. He's calling out Volkonovsky, but- I think you should fight Volkonovsky.

You're talking about one of the best champs ever over there. It'd be a great fight. No, no, that's just rumors. He's calling out Volkonovsky, but. I think you should fight Volkonovsky. You're talking about one of the best champs ever over there. It'd be a great fight. Okay. Uh, I read an article actually was pretty interesting. Uh, it's about, you know, the fights this weekend, 311 and Sarkusian is saying that he has some new

moves and he's been training a different way. And that Islam is not going to know what's happening to him. That'd be fantastic. But what does that mean to us who don't know? It means nothing, Sinan. Thank you. It means you're going to get the exact same version.

He's just in exceptional shape. He said, how can I share with you? But this is a good move, good things, and he's going to be surprised. I've never done it before. And maybe a flying near some bullshit, but at his age you just don't learn new shit. That's what I was wondering. He's a savage though. He's champ if there's no Mocca champ.

By the way, his new nickname is the Armenian Batman. Yes, I love it. It's gonna be a home game for him too. In LA, Armenians coming out strong. Yep. I really hope he pulls it off. All of Woods and Hills. Just one more. There's like a, it's a nature one again, Brent.

So yeah, food chain. So this came in, eating a fish and then a Jaguar attacks it. This is like a pretty cool video. That's a 300 pound cat. Is that real? Yeah. That's a 300 pound cat. Is that real? Yeah. That's a 300 pound cat. This looks a little AI.

They own each. It's not at all. Caimans, yeah. They own each caimans. They kill them because their bite's so strong they break their neck. What's the difference between a caiman and an alligator? It's the same family, but the black caiman, they can get 20 feet long. Okay, so I ask you this, because I have been binging Naked and Afraid.

Yeah. Binging. They were about to go on it. Listen to me, absolutely not. I actually think you could do it. No. Yeah, he could probably do it. No, I could not be comfortable being naked.

No, Jay can't drink on Naked and Afraid. Yeah, plus naked, I don't want to be naked. But you guys, like, half the places they go, there's a Cayman, there's a Cayman. That's all fake, they're not. That's B-roll shots. Also, Cayman don't bite humans. It's very, very dangerous. Oh!

I mean, if you jump in the water they'll bite you, but even on Naked and Afraid, everything's safe. Like all the cameras, it runs all the wildlife. They'll show B-roll of like a jaguar, of an alligator, of all the- But it's not near them. Nile crocodiles- No one's ever been- Nile crocodiles and saltwater crocodiles are impossibly dangerous.

They will hunt humans as fast as they'll hunt anything. Yeah, they're a problem. Those are the things you have to worry about. So if you're in Queensland, if you're in Africa, with those, you don't get in the water. You know they don't get, there's no prize money, right? What's that? No, it's all about self.

Like they all are like, they don't get money for finishing this. For what they're afraid. These people are just sitting there like I really want to prove something to myself Mosquitoes though. Yeah, dude And shit on their wieners Torah the ones that are doing it to make their family proud I wouldn't be proud to see my dad's butt on TV Blurring out is nuts. No, but yeah, they don't get any money. I thought that was wild

Yeah, fuck that you're new new tonight, get afraid, huh? I'm new. Oh, we, we, this is vintage. We went down that route. We went so down that route. We made a parody of it. We did one in the mountains. We were in Griffith Park in just loincloths.

I got a 3D. Yeah. Which made no sense, but it was awesome. Remember that? It was cold. You looked like an old strong man. It was freezing. Yeah, it was freezing. Well. I would play it now, but like an old strong man. It's freezing. Yeah, it's freezing.

Well. I would play it now, but. Such a good time. We couldn't do anything with it. Is that it, June? That's it. Did it again, buddy. We did it again, bud.

Hey, you better get serious about Austin, bud. I am. I am. Don't make me leave you. Guys, good news. Bloomington, Minnesota. House of Comedy, February 13th to the 15th, Miami, Florida, Danny Improv, February 20th, 21, 22.

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