The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1079

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen have a push up competition and discuss the importance of hair when it comes to looking youthful, their fantasy UFC fight match up, what their death row last meal would be, current events around the world and much more!TikTok - Learn more about TikTok’s contribution to the U.S. economy at https://tiktokeconomicimpact.com/DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTERHims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighterMando - As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive codeO'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERTrue Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodJOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on baby. Couple tank top boys. Dude, we're just some tanks. You know what I'm saying? I've been working out. We're just a couple guys in tanks, man.

Well, you know what I do, what it is, I'm taking my workouts to another level. Yeah, you look better. A little touch bearing, sparring, I'm doing some crossfit kind of stuff, routines. Do they not have a bench? So, okay. So I haven't, okay. So, oh you're one of those gyms that don't use benches. My chest is a slow burn. It's a slow burn, slower burn. Working on the other stuff first. Really? I would say chest first. Yeah, most guys

would. Now here's the thing, there's a genetic component to this that I'm not really, I've got a shogun hula chest. Your mom has a flat chest too? My mom was actually very amply endowed. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom had some sweater puppies? Had giant Italian breasts. No way! That's correct.

Your mom has those big salamis? Yes, and my dad was a barrel chested fella, but somehow Paul Brey was born with, you know, Dove Davidoff said you were the guy when the Spartans were rowing the boat, they needed somebody in the front of the boat who knew people and could negotiate Spice trade and hold both the candle. Yeah, let me I can speak the language somebody who was just there to yeah Who liked people and knew the difference in cardamom and Aleppo pepper, you know

Somebody who was sensitive to the environment's cheeses. Yeah stroke up the boys somebody who can sensitive to the environment. Who's cheeses. Yeah. Stroke off the boys. You need somebody who can be not physically robust, but somebody who's sensitive to the temperature in the air. Talk their way through the town. There you go. Yeah, I get it. There you go. Somebody who's there could, and I might just have been the guy who kept everybody laughing and happy.

Yeah, the jokester. The jokester. Yeah. But you're not going to be built with. Justice in it, yeah. Yeah, you're not. It's not coming at, hey, it's not come at a it's not come at. What are you 56 58? And this is this is all the best I can do natural, but if a chest isn't coming out 58

It's not like well next year. I get no chest. No, it's not your thing No, so but it is it is a couple of it is it is tanked up Wednesday and we are here is Tanked Up Wednesday and we are here. It's Tanked Up Thursday, but we're recording this Tanked Up Wednesday. And I, for me, at the end of the day, I'm gonna shave the old head and get a little botox. I don't think you're ever gonna do that.

We'll get some hair transplant stuff. By the time I'm 60, I think I can look 50. And that's the- You don't look like Jeff Bezos, dude. Yes, hopefully I can look like, the problem with the old time father time Undefeated no matter what you do. You're still gonna look a little bit Just gonna look old. Mmm. You're just do you know anyone that's beating father time? So Larry Laird Hamilton when I saw him in his 20s or early 30s

I'd never seen anything like it and he he's older. He's still phenomenal. He looks great, but he's still an older guy. He looks fucking good. Yes, for his age, for his age. I got two people for you that I think are reading Father Dime. He looks great. So does his wife. They're both dimes.

Yeah, she's the freak. They're both freaks though. Yeah, they're incredible. Yeah, look at them. She's taller than he is. How about that? They're both freaks. Yeah, but he's older. See how, see what I mean? He's still, you know, he Yeah, look at him. She's taller than he is, how about that? They're both freaks. Yeah, but he's older, see what I mean?

He's still, you know, he's got that giant neck. Who, I mean, JLo's been there. James Marsden, have any of you ever worked with him? Can you pull him up? This guy has looked the same for 25 years. I think my wife was on a plane with that guy. No way. And she sat right across from him, yes?

Look at him. And yeah, and he's probably my age, right? How old is he? A little younger. 51. 51. 51. Yeah, he's, listen, he's got a full head of hair, man, and a good actor.

Handsome, some say. He's great. Yeah, he's funny. My wife said he was very handsome in person. Oh, I bet. Yeah. He's a dish. Yeah, he's a dish. And he's person. Oh, I bet. Yeah. He's a dish. Yeah, he's a dish.

And he's talented. And he's talented. Yeah. Yeah, and he's talented. He's got a good old career going too. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Now look at that hair.

I mean, a lot of it's in the hair, I gotta be honest with you. If you don't have a lot of hair in your grave, you got my hair, you put it on his face, he's looking every bit of 51. Yeah, every bit. It's just that hair keeps you looking good. And when you have that genetics. It's all about the hair. Damn. I mean, that's a beautiful bit of 51. Yeah every bit. It's just that hair keeps you looking good When you have that genetics hair damn, I mean, that's a beautiful head of hair. That's a beautiful man

Yeah, but I wish I that's the one thing it holds Dax Shepard. He looks good, too Dax is probably in his 50s. Yeah, he he's on TRT, but he looks a lot better Dax a big boy. I think he had his substance abuse for a long time. Yeah, he did. Yeah. So he's a big car guy. Yeah. Good pod, but he looks good for his age.

He looks great. Sure. He has some cool cars. I never met. Like stuff different than I do, but he has some cool stuff. Yeah. He's like, he likes the station wagons and Grand Nationals and shit. That's dope right there.

Oh. 67 Lincoln Continental. That's dope. Yeah, I never... This is interesting. Yeah, he loves station wagons. Have you ever met Dax? I never have.

I never have. I'm a fan of him though. Yeah, good guy. The other guy I noticed, and this is again kind of a weird world, was Jacoby Shattuck. He's the lead singer of Papa Roach. He has not aged a day. Really? Yeah.

Pull him up. He's 48 years old. He's on tour right now, actually with Under Oath. And Carrie Underwood came out on stage and sang with him. He's got youthful hair. He's got great hair. Yeah, don't spike your hair like that though. But yeah, he looks great.

You remember Papa Roach songs. But don't spike your hair like that. But But yeah, he looks great. You remember Papa Roach's songs. But don't spike your hair like that. But he looks fucking awesome. And I'm a fan. His music, don't spike your hair like that. But his music's fantastic. And he's talented as fuck. Okay.

Oh. Oh wow. Well, no we're not. But he might just be, he just posts what he's grateful for. That's dope. That's a cool way to use social media. That's too much writing in his ears too much but I like the message he said yeah I heard from people on tour with him that he is the nicest guy that

the first day of this tour they're doing he literally spent three hours just going to every bus and talking to everybody I'm a fan yeah I'm a huge fan awesome and Carrie Underwood sang with him on stage the other night. I love me some Carrie Underwood. I know you do. What's his band? Papa Roach. Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. Don't have to.

No breathing. He, that song, I have a friend who is a dark story. I played football with him. Then he went to CSU. I went to CU. He played lacrosse too. His older brother was team captain. He was a stud player, but he was always a little off.

Got this girlfriend. They went to college together at CSU. She broke up with him. They're on winter break. He found out she was on a date with another dude. He walked in there and shot her and then went to the car and shot himself. But he used to listen to that Papa Roach song before,

sorry, it got dark, but he used to listen to that Papa Roach song before every football game. So when I think of Papa Roach, I think of that. And it ruined the band for me. He needed a friend like you to be like, dude, what are you doing? No, he was always crazy. Always a little off.

Like when he went and made the play, like, okay, I just wanna play, what's wrong with you? Like you'd tell like, oh was always crazy. A little crazy. Always a little off. Always a little off. Yeah. Like when he went and made the play, like, okay, it's just one play, what's wrong with you? Like you'd tell like, oh wow, something's going on there. Yeah. We didn't know that was, the darkness was going on, but yeah. That's a guy who catastrophizes

and it's like the end of the world. Stud player too. Really? Stud. Stud. Shot his girlfriend and then blew his head off. Dark story. But yeah, so I want to think of Papa Papa wrote something else and I love their music.

So maybe I should hang out with them. We can make that happen. And Donnie said, no, sorry for that. Return of the dire wolf on time magazine. They brought back the dire wolf. Oh man. What is a dire wolf? It's from a Lord of the Rings.

What? I don't know what the tips of scales at 80 pounds can grow six feet long. 150 pounds, a six foot, 150 pounds. That's a big animal. Dude. That's the one in your backyard. Yes it is. That might be yes., it is. Yep. Whoa. Isn't Direwolf, that's what's in Game of Thrones? Dude, they brought it back. Yes, Game of Thrones. But isn't that in Twilight? Yes. They brought it back. Yeah. Hey, when you think of Twilight, no one has a problem with a vampire that's 300 years old dating a 16 year old? We're just going to gloss by that? I do.

And also why is he in high school? Yeah, I'm going to protest it. Creepy. But he's a vampire. So he eats people and sucks their blood and kills them. So anything goes with a vampire. It's not like vampires are not going to drink a 16 year old girl's blood. It's real to me.

Especially when they look like they're 16. I've never read any of those books or seen the movies, so I don't know. I lived them. You lived them? Well, now you have to get into it. Yeah, no, I'm kidding. I've not read those books. I saw the first movie.

I was like, okay. Yeah, it's not. It's a romance thing. Kristen Stewart. Vampires are always like sexy, right? Like eternal life. Yeah. I love it all.

We have some fan questions, dudes. Sexy, right? Like eternal life. Yeah. I love it all. We have some fan questions, dudes? We do have some fan questions. Let's just get straight into it. We should have a song with fan questions, fan questions. Fan questions, fan questions. Here's one from Jose Hernandez. What do you recommend for a 320 pound dad that let himself go after high school, but is trying

to get back into lifting? I used to power lift and now I'm trying to be a model for my two boys. Ooh. Brennan, take it away. Uh, number one would be diet. So he's 320 pounds, not because he stopped working out, probably because of his diet.

And if your kid's eating junk food, they're gonna eat the junk food, so then it's a terrible cycle. So I'd clean up the diet so your kid's eating. Diet for sure. Yeah, so your kid's eating good food. Take the kiddos on walks or doing something active, getting 10,000 steps in.

Start slow, right? Yeah, start slow with walks with the kiddos, and then just get your ass in the gym. Even 20 minutes in the gym, if you do it right. Even like just going in there and doing just something for 20 minutes. 20 minutes almost a waste of your time. I totally disagree.

What do you mean it's a waste of your time? If you do it right, 20 minutes is. This guy ain't going in there doing the work that you do on it, buddy. He's going to his local gym and he's not gonna put together a whole circuit. He's gonna start slow. Right.

And he's a power lifter. Oh, he's a power lifters back his power lift there. Okay, you want to calm down now? Okay. Well, you still can get your shit You're not gonna plan your whole morning for 20 minutes But get a get a get a 30 minute thing and then we could not get maybe 30 do some circuit training start out I just think an hour is a lot. You're not you're gonna find ways to avoid it You're not gonna find ways to avoid 20 minutes Like if you just get it in, even if you're lifting, if you're doing something physical. But once you're in there, you'll be good.

He just thinks the hard part's just going in. But just start, dude. Start. Starts with diet though. Okay. Mickey York wants to know, who can do more pushups, Cal and or shop? That would be worth trying right now.

Let's do it, you got tank tops on. And I will do 30 pushups right now without warming up. And I would imagine you can do more than that. I think so. Yeah, let's do 20 just for shits and giggles and see how we do. I mean... 25? Whatever you want.

We'll do it outside or in here? In here. I think in here. Where though? Right there. So there's two spots. I mean, again, I'm not... I gotta be careful, but let me try it.

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My problem is Donnie's gonna be all over me. So I'm gonna have to hold Donnie. I'll hold Donnie. 15, 16. Come on. And that's 20 boys and girls. 36. That's a great form.

Two, by the way. 50! Brian! 50! That's bad for almost 60 years old. Remember to beat 50? Yeah. It's a lot. Oh, I did just that. No one. None. Give me the keys. One leg, Brendan! None. None. None. None. None.

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None. None. None. None. None. None. None. None. 52 Yes 60 61 leg push-ups guys, that's I only do push-ups one leg as a kid. I learned to cross my you want to try it. No, thank you. Okay That's that's a little give us a little energy. How many pushups can you do?

100. Right? Yeah. You do that routinely? All the time. I don't do pushups, that's a lot. That was easy. I'm gonna let you boys catch your breath.

This next question is for Chen. I don't need my breath catched. How, have you ever had to cut something out of the podcast you thought would be hilarious, but would worry that it would cause them to party? Oh yeah. Oh my God. How many times?

Every day. How many times I'm like, oh my God, can we all wish we could keep this in? Because Renner will just say something outrageous for shits and giggles to fucking know. Because it's so funny. It'll fuck with Chen. Yeah.

It's so, oh, not those ones, I don't know. Not those. I'm saying the really funny stuff that, it's just the weird two at the top. By the way, I give all credit. They're saying they're really funny stuff that is just to split you at the top. I give all credit to Magic Mind for those pushups. When we leave though, we'll get in a group chat and Brian be like, oh, we gotta take this out.

Oh, it's so funny though. But it gets dicey. I just don't want you to get in trouble. This current, this current landscape we're in with YouTube. People are idiots, I know. Okay. All right. I feel good.

Here's a question we're all getting a lot, and I get it too. Guys, what's happening with the entire crew when you moved to Austin? A lot of them come with us. Not really. So, it's a good thing you asked. So in this room, Brian already has a house.

I have a house there. Chin's looking, so it'll be me, Brian, Chin. Casey will start here working remote and then we'll make his way over to Austin. And that's about it. Yeah, Mark and I will be staying, but I've already talked to Brian. He says there's a room for me.

So when I come by, I'm gonna do pop-ins and visit you guys. Do some pop-ins. So you haven't gotten rid of me yet, you two. Do some pop-ins. Yeah. Okay. Next one. This is from Steve Allen for you, Brian.

Brian, which hairstyle that Brendan has had over the last decade was the best and worst? Example, trucker Brendan, platinum silver Brendan, neat comb-over Brendan, shaved head Brendan. Ooh, very good question. Can I guess before you answer? Yeah. Your favorite was shaved head Brendan.

Your least favorite was platinum hair Brendan. I'm a fan of shaved head Brendan, but I like, actually my favorite is when your hair is long, uniformly long. What do you mean? It's just fucking just long like this. I know, it's just annoying. It's just a gray hair.

All right, I'll take it. And it's a little like whatever. What are you doing? What are you rocking right now? It's still long. It's tight, it's high and tight, high and tight. But it's long on top. Yeah, yeah.

I don't mind that either. I'm like the bassist for fucking Papa Roach. Yeah, but I like when it's uh, it's a special forces look. You've been in the field too long. Oh, like that. You'd like a little feel, feel when it gets to, I wouldn't, when it gets too long, it's just, when it's like blowing my face. Yeah, a little bit much.

I felt gay. Yeah. Yeah. But, but you should have gay hair because you're thicker than I've seen you. But your, your least favorite was blonde with, was the platinum. I've seen. Yeah. I think you're bigger, more muscular than I've ever,

even when you fought. Yeah, probably. You're stronger than when you fought. Yeah, yeah, for sure. At least, bench rise. Yeah. Okay, Chen, I just emailed you a photo we got from a fan, if you could pull that up.

And the question was, when looking at this, who would win in a fight? And the question was, when looking at this, who would win in a fight? Oh. It's nice. It's really nicely done. That's very well done. Well done.

Weakness, hairline. Weakness, iced americano. Weakness, hairline. Weakness, iced americano. Years of training, unknown. Bell purple, yeah. Years of training, five. It's true, unknown.

Pros for Bill. Still training. Still training. Training every day for five years. Pros, he'll meet you halfway. Anger, she's great. I love this moment. Who did this?

Who sent this? I have to go back and look at it. We love you so much. Hey, cons for Brian. Trains a few times a year. And then eight. He's so right. For Dillia, cons, hasn't trained for over 10 years. Yeah. Won't take it seriously enough. Yeah. Dude, age. He's so right. For Dillia Collins hasn't trained for over 10 years.

Yeah. Won't take it seriously enough. Yeah. Dude, this is spot on. So spot on this guy is so awesome. Post this to fire the kid. Dick size, nine and a half inches. Yep.

Bell color. So here's the thing. That's hilarious. Put all your money on me. And I mean all your money on me. Cause. Yeah, cause Chris doesn't fight. He's just not fighting. He doesn't have that. He doesn't have that. Nor Chris doesn't fight. He's just doesn't have that

He doesn't have it nor would he do it. No, he doesn't No, he'd be like, oh dude, the cons are so fucking funny. That is so funny age Hasn't trained for 10 years also won't take a serious. What a great look at my ai face too. Oh, that's so good Chris's is almost better Oh, yeah Geez, yeah way better. I mean that guy's got a that's a that's a good. Chris's is almost better. Oh yeah. Geez. Yeah, way better. I mean, that guy's got a,

that's a Matt Hughes jawline and a Brian Cowan head. That's hilarious. Look at your Komodo. Why does yours have like flowers on it? Because I'm in touch with my feminine side. That's so funny. Chris's, that is so fucking good, dude. Mandragon, Tire Eagle. Tired Eagle. That is so fucking good dude man dragon tire eagle tired eagle

that is so good tired eagle and man love it yeah we'll both pick Brian here yeah you got it just cuz Chris Chris is no fighter and he would never take it to this what it is Chris don't have a mean bone in his body right like when me and Chris went to Phil's with Eric and some guy was like freaking out, Chris was like, oh my God, that hit me. I have Brendan. I've like, God, I've never thought to myself of another grown man handling a situation like that ever.

Either have high as much of a pussy as I am. I'm just ready to go. Yeah, Chris is great though. This question is for everyone in the room. Which guests have surprised you in the most positive way? For this person, it was TJ Miller and Jay Moore. I mean, they're both great. Jay Moore is a great guest.

But he didn't surprise me because I've seen him do other stuff. They're both hilarious. TJ Miller is awesome. I'm such a fan of his. We're both Denver boys. Yeah. Oh, mine would be Silent J. From, remember?

Oh, 100%, not Silent J. Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith. J and Silent Bob. He just hung with us. Silent Bob, yeah. He hung all the way. He was awesome.

Awesome. Kevin Smith is awesome. I think Gene Simmons is so smart. Connor was great, too. Connor was great. Disappointment, 50 Cent. Remember? I didn't, I literally didn't understand what he was saying.

I think he just felt so uncomfortable with us and I don't, he didn't know us. He kinda rushed him into it. Yeah. He was trying to relate to me with fighting, he tried to say he fought, it was weird. Yeah, and I didn't, I don't know what was going on. It wasn't his fault, they were kinda like,

hey, you're doing fighting the kid, and we're the Fox, and then you push him in the room, he's kinda like, oh, what up? Yeah. He's like, you're the fighter, right? I'm like, yeah, what's up, man? He's like, oh I fought. I'm like, oh god. If 50, if he could have, if we could have had dinner with him alone just to hung, hung and gotten to know him and he had trusted us, I think it would have been a very different thing. But he was thrown into this thing. I don't think he felt comfortable. I'll tell you surprising with Kato Kalin.

Kato Kalin's great. Because a lot of those people that like, you know, obviously he's balls deep with OJ stuff. A lot of them don't want to talk about their shit. He was completely open. He's great. We didn't even ask him, he's just talking about it. Such a sweetheart. He's awesome. He's a man of a certain age too.

It's like, all right. Yeah, there's no ego, he's great. Who else was? Gene Simmons. I was surprised by him. He's great, Gene Simmons is a great. But like with all the languages. Yeah, he's a great communicator.

He's a brilliant guy. But there are some sleepers, people that just like shock the shit out of you, you're like whoa, you know? But we, a lot of guys who people had never even heard of, Theo Vaughn, you know, I mean all these guys that came on, you know? Yeah. What else you got? What else have we got? Hmm? Let's go with this one.

This is from Kyle Gleason. Need baby name help? We need some help naming our second boy. We all start with the letter K and would like to keep it that way. We have a few in mind, but my wife threw out Callan with a K the other night and I had to get your guy's opinion. I love Callan with a K. Callan with a K is good. Did they give it the last your guys opinion. What do you think, Rink? I love Cal with a K.

Cal with a K is good. I also, I also. Did they give it the last name? No, no. I also kind of like Kato. Gleason, Gleason. I kind of like Kato. Caling, Gleason?

I don't like Kaka. Calin, Calin? All right, that's nice if you want. Like her last name's Kendrick. His middle name's gonna be Kevin kevin start with a k kkk just something you gotta be wary of when you're you gotta be wary of that you don't want that on your don't want you don't want those on your jacket yeah uh but calum with a k is kind of dope because you don't hear a lot of calens calens cool it's different i've known some

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Oh, I always thought that was not his name. I thought that was... He sold that paint for $50,000. He hangs upside down. Wow. And does work. Look at that. Boosh.

That's pretty cool. Yeah, sweet Okay, his name's Kalan Chow All right, 1.2 million followers Wow, he's crushing it. I think it's a travesty we don't get that that's cool shit It's too expensive. So now I just don't this shit is not cheap expensive. Yep And no should it be. Yeah. I, uh. Oh, that looks cool.

A lot of colors. I mean, that does look cool. I don't know if I'd do that to a Rolex. Yeah, you'd ruin the watch. It's just so, but is it, is it going to dry like that or I'm hoping there's a still, he just found a way to do this and somehow it crushed it picked up. So that's good. Look at that.

It'd be hard to tell time. And plus it just looks. I remember I was like, ah, man. Oh, I don't know. But you can. It's somewhere between one and four. Yeah. Because I can't see the one or the four.

Unless it's 6.35, I don't know what time it is. 6.40. That's cool. Sean Meeks wants to know, how do you guys feel when fans come up and talk to you? Like they know you, because in a weird way, they do kind of know you. Also, I'm sure it's weird to talk to someone like that, but again, big fan, let me know. I love it. Yeah, I love it. That's a privilege.

Yeah, it never bothers me. Never. I think it's like really cool that people, I was in, you know, when I was in Omaha or Denver and people come up and shake your hand. It makes me feel good that I'm doing something they really appreciate. Have you had any bad encounters? I haven't. Never. Not once. Never. Never. I've had to be bad encounters. I haven't never not once Never never I mean, I'm also weren't cool fun with my kids like the wait I'm like to the side like I know your kids man I wish well if I get a picture or the go up to team like, you know, your dad is right and to be like

Yeah, and then by your dad and this this and this and he's like, I know I was in Oh, you have to see and there was a guy on the stands, he's like, Kalin. And I go, hey. And he goes like this, he goes. Oh. Oh. I was like, holy fuck. He had long hair, he's just kind of a,

just kind of a big shitty guy. And he's like, hey Kalin. I bet his buddies were. I was like this, you know me, I'm like, hey. And he goes, he goes. It was so awesome. People sucked though. I forgot about that. That's funny.

He was so good though. And I was like, but I went like this, I go, the fuck did I do? I just walked away. It was awesome. That's a great thing to do to a celebrity. I thought his buddies were like, yeah, get his ass. He was with a girl, but it's such a great thing sometimes to do. I met this girl, I was like, you're not getting your dick sucked tonight.

Oh man. Callan. Hey Callan. It's a girl, but it's such a great thing sometimes to do. I met this girl who was like, you're not getting your dick sucked tonight. Oh man. Cali Callan. Hey, Cali. I remember when- And I know you were like, hey, what the fuck? Yeah, I was like, hey! You're the perfect guy for it.

I was so excited. You're the perfect guy for it. And I was like, what did I do? And I was like, jeez, I had to, I walked backwards, I was like, fuck did I do? I was like, such a shock. It was so funny. I remember Billy Baldwin, he did Sliver with Sharon Stone

back in the day, and he was a movie star, and he was at a hockey game or football game, and this giant fireman from Long Island, and he was like, hey Baldwin, I saw Sliver, I want my money back, you fucking f-ing guy. Baldwin was like, yeah well, I'm gonna go have sex back, you fucking F-guy. And Paul was like, yeah, well, I'm gonna go have sex with a 10, fuck you. It's great.

Okay. Let's, okay, let's just go with this one. If you boys had to pick the biggest UFC card right now, what three fights would it be and where would it take place? John Jones. John Jones, Tom. For sure. Well, Patty Pimmel at Connor.

Topuria. Patty Pimmel at Connor? Yeah. If Connor was training and took it really seriously. Yep. Why, why that? Huge fight. Just, just, just. Patty's massive and massive. Just the whole thing that would have seriously. Yeah, why why that huge just just just massive and just the whole massive

massive, um I I'm thinking like just a pit skill with skill. Um Comes out I want to see comes out and GDP. Yeah, that's what I like tap No, that's not like a dream fight that's happening. Yeah, and it's also not gonna sell people What about what about historically like I hate when people do that? I don't know GSP. Would you like to see GSP fight? No, I don't do any of the old shit. No, like the current one is a different game. It's just stupid It's never gonna happen like Tom and John's gonna happen. Yeah, DVP Homs. That's gonna happen People Howard Bruce Lee stop. I don't you know, like the current shit, like, um, Topi, Topi, Tauperia does some, Pore's a fun fight.

Um, Islam, Makshav for Shafkat's a fun fighter, Islam versus Bala Muhammad or, uh, Islam versus JDM, like real shit I'm into this whole make believe you don't need to do it. There's so many fights we want to see. That's the question. Or is it a different stuff? I don't know. There's no way we we want to see. Would GSC be a champ today? That's the question. Or is it a different game?

It's tough. I don't know. There's no way we'd ever find out. But Deporia looked like he was giving Merab some fits in the gym as well. Staying with UFC, Jovani Torres wants to ask both of you, do you guys still actually think Connor's ever going to come back? He's been blue balling us for years.

I'm not even a fan of him anymore. Unless he steps back in the cage. I know. I don't care anymore. And I think Connor's ever gonna come back? He's been blue balling us for years. I'm not even a fan of him anymore. I know. Unless he steps back in the cage. I know. I don't care anymore and I think it's over. I think he fights one more time. I think odds are he won't win the president of Ireland. And then once that malarkey's done,

he'll come back to the UFC for one more. And I think it's Patty Pimlet. God damn, really? Wow. Wow. Wow. Patty or Nate Diaz. Damn. Patty is the one.

Yeah. Yeah. How old is Connor now? 37? I think so. I don't know. It's a tough, uh, yeah. 36.

That's it? He started very young too. Oh yeah. And just skyrocketed within a few years. Yeah, fastest ever. No one will ever do it the same. This question's for Brian. What's one of your biggest creative regrets? Something you might have passed on or didn't do

that still bugs you till this day? I don't know. Phenomenal. This question is for Brian. What's one of your biggest creative regrets? Something you might have passed on or didn't do that still bugs you till this day? I was, from what I understood I was in the running for Talk Soup when it was really popular and I was late to the audition. Oh, that's a big one. I missed the audition. And then Joel McHale, got it? Well, Joel's better, but I mean, but I I missed the audition

You for Joel was before Joel before yeah I remember and I was in the running and I was good and I was young and I would have Crushed it and it was Brian Cowan sabotaging himself That might have been my biggest creative regret I don't have a lot of creative regrets. I've tried hard at things I might not have spent as much time writing scripts. I should have learned writing. I should have gone to school for writing. It's very different. You can't learn things just by reading books.

You need tutelage from really good teachers to teach you your mistakes. And I made that mistake. That was very dumb. So I would have gone back to school. But I, you know, my biggest creative regret is not going to a formal writing college, not studying literature in college, not studying creative writing in college with the best. Which you made, you major in history though, right?

Yeah. Yeah, that's fucking stupid. I should have, I should have immersed myself in the best that's been written and, and, and read. And so I could have learned the craft of writing, which is a very difficult thing. Yeah. Do you ever hear when, what's his name?

What's his fucking name? From Good Will Hunting? Matt Damon? Matt Damon, he turned on Avatar, and they gave him the offer, so he turned it down, Cameron came back and goes, all right, we'll pay you this much money, but we'll give you a percentage of pay-per-view points.

And he was like, no, it's just, I don't think it's gonna do very well. I'll pass. And he said he ran the numbers today and it's like, it's like $900 million, something like that. You think that's my biggest regret. Yeah. We all have them. I don't think you can be in the game without having regrets.

Everyone's going to have regrets. I mean, it's impossible not to. The whole point is that you will stumble through life, you will make one continuous mistake after another. That's what you learn. Yeah, it's all good. You'll hit some. And it doesn't necessarily mean your life would have been better. That's the... No.

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You spend 75% of the total time you spend with your son between the ages of zero and 12. Yes. Then after that, they get friends, they get involved in sports, they're out of the house, they go to college. 75% of your time spent with your child in your life is from age 0 to 12. And that's when you bond too. I savor every minute I can with my boys. Every minute. But you just mentioned Matt Damon. Matt Damon was on Hot Ones recently and he got asked this question that I think we all wonder,

like, why don't they make movies like they used to anymore? You know, like you're super bad. No, I don't wonder about that. Did he talk about Avatar or no? So I think he kind of sort of went over but what I want to see what he says here about that. That's interesting. So I think a scenario lots of viewers can relate to is sitting on the couch on a Friday

night going through the streaming services cycling through the movies and thinking to themselves, they're not making movies for me anymore. The DVD was a huge part of our business, of our revenue stream. And technology has just made that obsolete. Oh, that was interesting. I did too. I didn't think of that, I didn't know that.

So DVDs, you can't make your money on DVDs, so you gotta make all your money up front. Yep. I mean a DVD is used to be what like 20 bucks You can rent them. You can buy the movie online for 10. Yeah Yeah, and we knew this I was coming I never go to theaters and never Nobody does Okay, Jay Kelly wants to know gents Who do you think will replace Dana White when it's time to hang it up?

And when is that time? I don't think Dana White will ever hang it up. I think Dana White will be doing this when he's 90 years old. I don't know if I do when he's 90, but eventually he'll have no choice. Maybe his son, you know? No, his son's not into it. I could see, but DC is older too. I could see DC taking over.

Must be a hot second. Baylor wants to know. He's not retiring anytime soon. Oh, no, sorry. Baylor wants to know, I just became a dad. So as dads, what's the nastiest thing your kids have ever done that you've had to deal with? Oh, you'll deal with a lot of shit.

They'll just take shits on their own and they'll miss the toilet and they'll just, they'll try to wipe it themselves. I see, I haven't had to deal with. Oh, you'll do a lot of shit. They'll just take shits on their own, and they'll miss the toilet, and they'll just try to wipe it themselves. See, I haven't had any of that. I haven't had any of that. My three-year-old will do a number on a bathroom. Man, nothing too crazy. I mean, yeah, bossy shit on the floor,

but it was a turd, it was a turd, and Joanna stepped in it. It was like three in the morning. Yep. It was hilarious. But it wasn't messy, it was just a hot turd. Yeah. Why did he go on the floor?

He had to poop so bad and he was like running to the bathroom and then a turd came out. And then he's crying and we come, Joanna and I come running in and she goes, oh, she stepped right on it. Yeah. My, my little baby was crawling. I got, he got out of the shower and he's just naked. Turn my back for a second. He left a pile of shit the size of him. I was crawling, he got out of the shower and he's just naked. Turn my back for a second. He left a pile of shit the size of him. I was like, man, that came out fast. Just, you know.

Yeah, nothing too nasty. Yeah, shit's the worst thing you can deal with. You won't worry about it. You'll change diapers. Yeah, it's not a big deal. Do you guys ever use that tool, it's like Swedish tool to like suck boogers out of your... Oh, you know what?

That makes me gag. Yeah, right? When they're infants. Can we pull that? It's awful. So you can also shoot distilled water. Don't do tab water, cause you can get an infection, but distilled water or saline, you know, whatever,

through the nose and, you know, push it through. That's all it also helps. You're not sucking it out? No, it doesn't work as good. The suck out gets it out right away, but I, Joanne has to do it. I'll try because I have a hard suck. So sometimes I have to do it.

I do a gag. Dude, I'm like, I can't get through that gagging. It's so nasty. It works. Asian parents just do it directly with their mouth. No, they don't. Yes. What are you talking about?

You're making me throw up, Chin? I'm telling you, that's what they do. I don't want to talk about it. What kind of Asian? A lot of cultures do. Yeah, they just. Like put my face over his nose. Yes your mouth your mouth I'm not kidding. Next question. I'm gonna throw up. Okay. Okay. Okay Grayson says I'm looking into joining a class to learn some self-defense tactics. What would be the best for beginning? Karate, Karate, Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai, boxing or Taekwondo

What was the options? Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai, boxing or taekwondo. What were his options? Jiu-jitsu, Muay Thai, boxing or taekwondo. It's going to be wrestling, boxing, jiu-jitsu. Muay Thai is great. Wrestling is not something you really just do. Like it's a lifestyle commitment. If you want to take like some classes, jiu-jitsu would be good. You know, Muay Thai, right?

Or boxing. What's better? Probably Right boxing you have more fun. What's better though? They're about the same yeah yeah boxing be fun though for him. Andrea wants to know what do you guys think of Paul Hughes and Brendan do you think he ruined his chances on the UFC by turning down their offer when he was a free agent? No, I don't think they're gonna hold it against him. He'll be in the UFC one way or another soon. PFL is going under, you know. Bellator's already gone under. He's by far their biggest star.

Even though he lost, he really didn't. He's such a stud. Can I see Paul Hughes? So fucking good. Really? Oh my god stud Oh, he's that little Irish guy. Yes. Yeah stud. Oh is he he's that good superstar superstar. Really? Yeah, he's like that mini Connor Everyone says that cuz Connors from there, but not really. I mean, yes, they're both

No, he's respectfully no, so he actually went up tohabib saying like, I'm not that kind of Irish person. Oh, I gotcha. Yeah, he doesn't like the stuff. But everyone does that. Oh, he's a similar Connor. What weight? They're both from Ireland's massive. See, 155, I forgot, didn't see.

He's a stud, man. Superstar. I think he's by far the biggest star they have over there. 155. Yeah. Wow. I'd love to see him in the UFC. He'll get over there one way or the other eventually. I mean, PFL is going under. Yeah, he's the real deal.

He'd fit. Why is PFL going under? It's just the same reason all the other fights do. Yeah. Don Davis, their owner, every time he speaks, it just devalues the company. Doesn't give us the fights we want to see.

They have like eight fighters, anybody I have to fight, they're like, I'm going to Yeah. Don Davis, their owner, every time he speaks, it just, it devalues the company. Doesn't give us the fights we want to see. They have like eight fighters, anybody actually wants to see, they never match them up. They keep emphasizing the stupid smart cage. Why? Why do they do that? Cause they don't know what they're doing.

They don't know what they're doing. He's not a, like, they're not fight fans. They're businessmen trying to create revenue, but they don't have any stars. Right. And they don't know how to make stars. They don't have any depth. Horrible production.

Don't give us the correct matchups. Like it's a fucking disaster. I think the only other promoter, other than Dana White, that was actually legit was Scott Coker. He was like respectable. He knew all the best fighters and everything. Scott was great. What's he up to? I don't know, he was like respectable. Yeah, he knew all like the best fighters and everything else. That was great

What's he up to? I don't know. He's old. Yeah, whatever shares Longtime fan Jennifer Abbott wants to know guys if you could have anyone as a guest on fighter in the kid Who would it be? Good question Maybe Elon Musk Maybe Donald Trump Let's ask him about these tariffs. But I- No, those would be boring. I'd go with Theo or Bobby Lee.

Bobby Lee would be great. Or I think something fun, dude. Yeah, Bobby Lee. Unless it's with Trump or Elon. That's not what we do. Bobby Lee would be great. Trump or Elon, people would be goddammit. Our most viral clip is Bobby Lee. Yeah, all the old school we do. Bobby Lee would be great. Trump or Elon, people would be god damn it.

Our most viral clip is Bobby Lee. Yeah, all the old school people. Yeah, the old school guys. Dio. Wilgin. Yup, Sasso. Oh god, that was great. Yeah.

Okay. Rogan. Yeah. I'd rather have my friends than some random people. Yeah, I get that. Jonathan Cole wants to know, Brian, do you think you'll ever end up on Kill Tony? Would love to see you on there. No ego, just being sincere.

I don't know. I mean, I see Tony all the time now. So, you know, we'll see. I'm gonna recommend to Tony, this kid I saw last night, I did a show, my daughter came to see me, it was so great. She's 17 and I fucking, I did an hour at the end, I crushed that room. It was so fun to have my daughter watch. It's it's down in South Bay called the end. It's a great sort of venue

And they have shows every every weekend, but I'm so good. Sorry. You saw kid This kid was 17 years old and I was like, oh shit. He's gonna get up there Bubba when I tell you he's good. He's a genius. His name is Aidan block and I was laughing so hard. I'm like how the fuck, I literally looked out, he wrote this? He was like yeah he wrote it. He's 17. Oh my God is he good.

Damn he was so good, I couldn't believe it. I'm in school. Look at him, look at him, look at him, that's him. I don't like teachers, they tell us all their problems. Like is your divorce gonna be on the test? He's so funny. That's surprising. tell us all their problems. Like, is your divorce gonna be on the test? He's so funny. I'm surprised. Dude, that's what he was doing the whole time.

That's the end right there. Oh, sorry. Yeah. I think. Yeah, that's the end. He's fine. Dude, that's what he just fires off. He's just unbelievable.

And I think he'd be a great, great guest on Kill Tony. He's just so special. I don't know if you're a roaster, Bry. No. You know, you're like nice. But I could be a judge or something, right? Yeah. But I can roast if I have to.

It's not really your thing, though. You're so nice. If they went at Brian, I know Brian could retaliate very well. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. Okay. Brendan, this one's for you.

When can we expect new Thick Boy merch? Asked a ton of times. I know. We want to do fine kid merch, Thick. It's not going to happen. Geez. Maybe when we go to Austin, we'll do an Austin edition. I just got to pick my bandwidth, you know?

Go to Austin and do something. We'll see. Yeah. It's a lot. Because I have to do it all, let's be honest. It's all on me. It's a lot. No, I can help.

Yeah. The Abbot Kenny thing, though, honestly, if you just did one launch for a merch, just the Abbot Kenny shirt is the one that I get the most people hit me up about. Yeah, they want that. Would we launch Abbot Kenny shirt though, even though we're in Texas? It's a little weird. Not really, just do a farewell. People want it, yeah. The final Abbot Kenny launch, I'd love to do that.

Yeah. You know? I want some of those shirts actually. Yeah, they were great. I buy them all the time. Yeah, they were great. Do we still have the template? Yeah. You can get it. Pretty easy to make.

Yeah? Yeah, it's not like it's sophisticated. Let's do it, man. Let's do it. It'd be great. Abra Kini Fight Club. I love that. Let's take a little break here because this episode of The Fire in the Kit is brought

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Yeah. You don't really. Yeah. I don't do anything. I'm good. No, my, my kids baseball ended, uh, on Saturday at five 30 and then UFC fight nights are on. I mean, I don't know. I don't on. I mean, it's nothing against the UFC.

You're busy. Yeah, I just don't. It's probably stressful. I'd rather watch it at home. It's not even stressful. I just, no. You get more of watching at home. Because if I go to it live, then I get a rewatch

when I get home for the show on Monday. It's a, you know, it's a lot of work. I'd rather watch at home. Yeah. I don't deal with the hassle of parking all that shit. I think a lot of people feel like that with a lot of sports. Yeah. You know? Liam Bidwell, hi TFAT team.

For the last 10 years, I've been watching you guys and love you all. What are each one of your team's death threats? Liam Bedwell, Hi TFAT Team. For the last 10 years I've been watching you guys and love you all. What are each one of your team's death row meals? That's a good question. Good question. Probably it's an Arabic dish called Moulaqeyya. Jesus Christ.

And it's from Egypt and it's eaten in that part of the world. And it's the greatest. Well, they're not serving that. When it's done well. When it's done Egypt and it's eaten in that part of the world. Jesus Christ. And it's the greatest. Well, they're not serving that. When it's done well. When it's done well. They're not serving that. I would have a Lebanese or Egyptian chef.

Hey, it's an American prison. Yep. I'd have a Lebanese or Egyptian. You'd fly in a Lebanese chef. And I would have Moolaqaiya and I would have Kibbenaiya and then I would have ultimately I would have a Shawarma, but the right one the kind that comes from Like, you know Lebanon in the market Yeah, and there's nothing like it. It's unbelievable. It's how I grew up Brandon

Fuck not that yeah, it's sure as fuck not that The meal I had in Biloxi, Mississippi, You remember the name of that restaurant chain I told you about in Biloxi, Mississippi, like Mississippi seafood famous restaurant from the 1800s. Oh yeah. Smoked shrimp or something like that or jambalaya. They had jambalaya. We had jambalaya is what you had. Mark Mahoney's old French house.

Y'all had some jambalaya. I would have my last meal at Mark Mahoney's old French house. That's good, huh? With the best meal I've ever had. And then I'd have a side of pepperoni pizza from Slice House that is up the street from here. They do a lot of butter and lemon and garlic. That's what they do. Best meal I've ever had there. Yeah, mark mahoney's. Um,

They're um Their shrimp tails their gumbo's great, um, and then Oh, there it is where The crab claws are great Everything I mean, it mean like your price cheese Keep going down not the steaks Why does when I you know, I eat steak everyone when I went there I said I'll do the primary because now why you can Come look some is similar steak. Why would you do that? I was like, uh, well you tell me what to get you

So I got you I didn't order he just brought the There's another meal I've had Flounder Imperial is what you want. Yeah, speaking of French food, when you have French food by an amazing French chef like Quail or you go to Bordeaux and you eat like Squab and stuff like that with like a whole meal. No, you're talking some gay shit. I'm talking real food here, dog. I know, but it's so good.

You're talking this baklavaq and a la akabar. Dude, I'm talking real shit. No, come on, man. Shrimp, flounder. I understand,. I'm talking real shit. No, come on shrimp flounder I understand but I'm real American shit dogs the way the French do I fuck them? Come on, but they're not doing it better than the border, bro That's French. No, but this is that southern cooking for you. You need an American, huh? Man. It's nice. Yeah. Oh That's my I've ever had in a tender ve fried. Mark Mahoney's in Biloxi, Mississippi. The best food I've ever had.

I see a local patron's grating a broiled jumbo shrimp topped with, was it real crowded? Yes. Yeah. But again, it's not like these new restaurants where it seats 5,000 people. That's my wife's favorite shit right there, all that stuff. That's everyone's favorite shit, dog.

Yeah. Fantastic. Mm-hmm. What about you Chin? You go first. No you go first. No well I'm my off the top of course cream barbecue. But if it's my last meal I've had so much cream barbecue. Last meal? I don't know. I have to think about it more. Yeah it'd probably be something I made myself, to be honest. Like, I love my own bruschetta. I'd probably make that and just eat it and be happy. God, your guys' last meals are classic. What is yours, Chin?

I was going to say cream barbeque, but actually now that I'm thinking of it, it's a Vietnamese noodle dish called Hüt Thu from a place called Trichau in Orange County. That's what's popping in my head right now. Really? That good? It's that good. If you couldn't make your own fucking foods and odds, which you're not going to be able to imprison, what would be your meal? Sprechetta.

Korean barbecue's something else. I think I'd want a slice of pizza from Joe's Pizza in New York. Pizza's always good. Joe's especially is my all time favorite. I'm not picking any Middle Eastern dishes like our friend over here. No, no, no Carmasabze or something like that.

No Carmasabze or Ljubljana. You'd our friend over here. Yeah. Yeah. His no, no, no karma subs here. You'd only get too fancy. Yeah. Also, how am I dying? You know, like electric chair, a little spicy. Maybe you go with something like occasion needles, more relaxed. Yeah. You know, I don't do the shoot the shot, but die by the gun range. You meet you.

Yeah. I've had to pick. Yeah. I think the shots the way to go. Go ahead and shoot me. Yeah, is the thing painful? Lethal injection's supposed to be super painful, yeah. Oh really?

Yeah, that's why you got rid of it. Yeah, no, you can shoot me. Yeah, shoot me in the face. Yeah, instance. I don't wanna be hung. No, no, no, neither does anybody else, that's not from the 1800s. Although, you know, one not bad way to go is Henry Aiken was showing me

how when you put just a tiny bit of pressure right here, just a tiny bit, just a little bit, right here, just a little bit, you'll start to go out. And you'll go out real quick and you won't even know what the fuck happened. You will literally go to sleep. He can just go, I'm sure you can do this, just here, just tiny little. That's where I just tiny little, that's it. And just with his hand like that. And I was like this, you start to feel it. And I was like, and if you're not careful, you'll go right out. And then you just keep that there and you'll just die. You'd have to hold there for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Anywhere I could choke. The reason they tap is if they don't let go, they would die. Yeah. Oh, they don't just pass out. It's not, but it's kind of painless. You're restricting

the oxygen to the brain So you're not just holding on you're not squeezing hard at all blood. Yeah I'll just hear about it already elbow right here in the middle Just a little bit like that and you're you're gonna he could put right now He could just do just tiny bit you wouldn't even feel it It'd be a feel like he was hugging you but you're gonna go out You're gonna start to feel like this and you're just gonna be like, but so we're naked choke, right? But I'm saying you know how you can put as much pressure as it takes to push on your vein here if you do it the right way

That's what you that's you go out Yeah, it was really jokes. If they don't tap they would die. He's held on there done Hey, you definitely pass out before you even know what's happening It teens all if anybody's ever done jiu-jitsu knows that you will you you get choked out and you come to you didn't know What you're like, what the fuck? the fuck you'd be pretty painless yeah have you guys in training have you guys been yes many times never never never you've never gotten never you never got talked out talked out once Wow even when you were beginning never wow never but you have right many times so hot

especially with the ghee because people grab you with the key if they know what they're doing and you don't even know what the fuck's going on. You're like, what are you doing here? And then you just get, you're like, oh fuck. When you wake up, are you like, how do I even get here? You just pass out on their chest. I've been in somebody's guard when they did it. When it first started, I didn't know what was going on.

I didn't know what he was doing. Did you know that you arrived to the gym and all that stuff? Yeah, yeah, you come to it, you're fine. But if somebody grabs here and then they just know what they're doing, especially if they're a higher belt, they can sneak you a shit of course You know one of my first days here. I think you guys were tasing chin Mmm, so yeah, would you let one of them try and hook you out right now? I don't want to that's the thing that kind of freaks me out like to be completely passed out and also it also damages brain

So it's not because you're restricting the brain of oxygen. It's not healthy. I need all that, as many as I can have. I don't know if tasing was good either. But that's physical, you know, so. You can feel just, you can feel what it's like just with a tiny little pressure where you won't even hurt your neck. That's what I'm saying, if you do it the right way.

I don't like that stuff, man. Hmm. Orlando wants to ask you guys, what's your opinion on having your kids forgo conventional sports and start them in wrestling at four years old? I think it's good. But it all matters to the kid. Right. You know, if he wants to wrestle, let him wrestle.

Right. I was talking about this on the shop show, but I heard this on, this mom was talking about it and her message was to baseball dads for whatever reason baseball dads are the most Strict on their kids and critics they criticize the kids even yesterday during tires game. This dad was young I went back you go hit the fucking ball, dude. You're not gonna do shit You stop playing baseball in high school. You know, I can hit that fucking ball right that kids throwing fucking sauce, dude It's tough. Yes, like you you get out there but this mom said this it's for these baseball dads the way you criticize your son in baseball if you want him to stop playing video games when he goes to get on his ps5 sit over his shoulder and go no no

hit x no hit square hit it no no l1 no go left go right criticize your kid and he will quit playing video games take that same same energy applied to baseball. If you want your kid to quit whatever sport you wanted to play, keep criticizing them. They'll just stop playing. It's just, it's a game. As long as they're trying, you shouldn't be criticizing. Yes.

So if you want you to stop playing sports or just stop playing video games, coach him the way you do in baseball and video games and they'll stop playing. Like my son too, we're playing, um, mad and I'm like, no, that's a zone defense and he goes, I'm done walks away. I'm like over that. And then in my head, I'm like, Oh, I need to chill out. Well, I do have my son. If we're, so if you want to do that with baseball, they're

eventually like even yesterday T the pitcher wasn't that fast. I'm like, buddy, you got to sit on it. You got to fucking, you got to wait on it, scoot up in the box and because there's three to count I thought it was a hard not to do a video I thought it was a ball the video would show was a ball and he got caught looking sure and I go T What are you doing dude? And he just looking at me goes. I'm trying I went Go down. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, it's hard. No doubt. Yeah my My son is there's effort. Yeah. Well, my son and I rolled you too. I'll roll with him. I'm just so much bigger. I'll be like this.

He'll do something wrong. I'll be like, but why would you do that? Why? Because now I have to do this. And I turned into a game like, you know, why wouldn't you keep your, Oh, your guard? No, now I have to criticize. No. Yeah. I just torture him, you know, but it's all fun and games. We're laughing. I was making fun of T and just like push his buttons and thing and then he's like I'm a man I'm a man. My oh, yeah, man is a gang. He's like, let's fight. I'm like you're not gonna do shit I can go you're not gonna do shit and he was actually trying to fight me I was like dude, I was like bud if you you know, I beat the show

I was like dude, I go dude if you do this to any other nine-year-old. They're so fucked Oh, yeah, he was really I'm like, dude. He kicked my legs so fucking hard and I go do it again See what happens he was I'll kick you. Yeah, you do it again I checked it and he hit his foot right on my fucking knee and was like on the floor I'm like you want to keep doing that, you know I told him I said dude if you fought if you had the same energy with any other nine year old buddy, you get suspended. Yeah, too big and strong. Oh dude. I say to my son all the time, cause we do, he does jujitsu. He's really into it.

He'll lose. He'll get really frustrated. I'm like, yeah, I do not care about that. You and I are never going to be professional athletes. That's not what we do. You could be really good at jujitsu though. Just keep showing up and do it. It doesn't matter. I don't care about you winning and stuff like that. I just care that you keep showing up because it's a blast and you're getting better relative to you.

The whole point is you're learning how to accomplish something. It's not about fucking winning some championship. I'm not going to hold my son to a standard that I couldn't reach. I'm going to hold my son to his own standard and he's going to have a good time. I hold my son game changer for my son. I hold my son to a pretty high standard. Definitely standard than other kids. But that's cause he's got certain genetics where he's probably going to be, he's definitely going to be a D1 athlete. You know? And so you did the, so,

so there's actually more pressure because that might be his path and that's no joke, but if. It's, but it's his path. If that's why he wants to do it, he tells me he wants to do it. So I'm like, all right, you want to do it. Yeah. Then I'm going to apply pressure like you want to do it. Yeah.

And there's a standard and he has little. He likes it. He loves it. Yeah. But as long as my, I don't get upset if he strikes out or drops a ball or whatever, as if the effort's there, we're good. The minute I see you being lazy, buddy, you wanna see me mad, get lazy.

Or if his coach makes him sprint and he's in the back, dude, he did it once. I say, you know what the difference between me and you is? Cause I was telling him, he's such a better athlete than me when we were nine. He's bigger, he's faster, he's better at everything. You know, I did pretty well. I'm like, and just think, if you apply yourself,

you're going to go way further than I did. I went pretty fucking far. You're going to go way further than I did. I said, the difference between me and you is when my coach made us run, I always finished first. He was like, not once did a kid beat me. That's the difference. You're faster than me.

So do you think you're becoming- It's got some speed. Yeah, and so does Boski. And I said, do you think you're becoming, getting in last place because you're the slowest kid on the team? He goes, no. I go, that's effort.

You're relaxing a little bit, yeah. You're chilling. Yeah. I said, no one ever beat me in anything. To the water, to sprints, conditioning, I was always first. Always. In everything.

That's how he has, and I tell him, if you want to make it beyond the rest of these fuckin' kids, that's what it's gonna take. It's too competitive, dude. But I always tell him, if not, all good. Play video games, have fun with your friends, go on vacations. Khabib said that to Mark Sheffield. Mark Sheffield said, all the training, then I gotta do press. He goes, it's easy, just stop. No, no, no. Mark Sheffield was complaining about the media. And Khabib goes, just lose.

If you don't like all this, just lose it, goes away. I tell T this all the time, because oh, Dad, we have practice today or whatever. It's very rare I go, you don't have to do it. Just stop. All that goes away. But again, if you want to do it, you're going to have to sacrifice some things.

Your buddy's going to be on vacations and do all this fun shit. They didn't earn those vacations. We got to earn ours. You're going to miss parties and shit. That's what it that's just what you sign up for dude When your buddies oh this summer I'm going to wherever Florida Paris the main thing is we're not even if he isn't an athlete even if he's someone he'll take that He'll take that you know learning

He'll he's learning how to learn and he'll take all that stuff and apply it to something. No, he's asking me an athlete He's too gifted. Yeah, it's just different. I tell him all it's just different You're expected to perform at a higher level than the rest of these kids if you were gifted a certain amount of athletic traits You can fuck all that away play video games and put your thumb up your ass Or you can get to work and the the payoffs huge dude huge Yeah, but it's discipline your buddies gonna be out playing and shit. You're being baseball. Yeah, get him footballs What if he came up and said he wanted to fight like you know No, that's the one pushback you to get I

Know you've said it's like specific to the kid and stuff, but like what are your thoughts on to why? He doesn't have the issues I had. He doesn't have the anger and the chip on his shoulder. Again, he's such a better athlete than I was at nine. It's not even funny. And I was a B, I was fucking good. He blows me out the water.

I had to fight because I had no other options. He has so many options and it's not, it, it, people think fighting is like this glorious life. It's it's fucking tough and There's not the the juice really isn't worth the squeeze I had a by all accounts any way you measure it. I was a successful UFC fighter any other sport I'm pretty set for life if I was just Conservative with my money. I'd be pretty set. I'd be getting payments every month from the NFL, the NBA, MLB. I'd be pretty set.

UFC, dude, when you're done, that's it. The lights are out. It's just, and the level of commitment to it, it's year round. Unlike other sports, it's year round. So the UFC is just not there. And unfortunately, in pay-per-view and the numbers that prove this, it's not advancing. MMA's not advancing.

It's not? No. The fan base is actually getting diluted, especially in America. So with the pay-per-view numbers and the TV right deal numbers going less, do you think they're going to pay the fighters more now? No. No, no. So it's not like they're crushing it so bad where there's going to pay the fighters more now? No, no, no. So it's not like they're crushing it so bad where there's going to be a lawsuit where eventually they're going to get an MLB or NBA and that's never

happening in fighting ever. People are, Oh, what about Connor? He's, he's such an outlier. You think LeBron's an outlier? Look, what Connor did, the amount of money and the success he had is, it's one in a trillion. It's never happening again. So quit with your fucking examples of Connor or this guy or John Jones. Like your chances are you'll be on the prelims, you might get on from contenders series, but

you're dedicating your entire life to it and there's not much upside to it. I was fortunate I can do this, I can do other, most guys can't. entire life to it and there's there's not much upside to it. I was fortunate I can do this I can do other most guys can't No, he doesn't get you to college. It's just and he doesn't need to do it I did it cuz I got cut from football. It's just a lot of head trauma There's a lot of stuff sometimes you don't walk away. So I get if I would have NFL career I would have never fought. I don't fucking fight He's way better than I am at everything. He can make it.

In football, baseball, he can make it. He doesn't need to fight. No one's choosing fighting over football. The fighters you love to see on TV, the reason they got in fighting, they couldn't play any other sport. Especially the fighters. There's some young guys who are like,

I don't want to fight. But if you're good at football, baseball, there ain't no fucking man on this planet. It was like, I'd rather do that. Get punched in the face than hit a baseball. It doesn't exist. They couldn't play baseball. They couldn't play football. So in exchange, they fought. Tiger, you don't have to do that. This is kind of a longer one, but I think it's sweet. It's from Tony Roland. He says, first, I want to start by saying, Brendan, I had the chance to see you do Stand Up in

Philly and again at the sneaker store on South Street. Oh yeah. You were awesome. There's a side of you that many people may not see. The way you've supported up and coming comics, helped fighters, donated to a number of charities, and done countless of other things to quietly help others. Be the great dad you are and continue to lead by example. Oh, thanks, buddy.

Some of us see it. He said, I'm a police officer and also own a Jujitsu rash guard brand. I'm looking to start investing though. My question for both of you is, if you had 46K to invest, how would you do it? Not, don't ask us. That's what I would say. The answer is, hey, don 46K to invest, how would you do it? Don't ask us. That's what I would say. The answer is, hey, don't ask us. Just podcasters, get somebody who has a good track record and find out what they've invested in.

Don't get, don't go to a stock broker. When you find people- Wait, hold on. I'm confused, B. Is he talking about he has $46,000 to invest in like stocks and stuff? Yeah. He's saying-

Or he has $46,000 to invest in his own GE company. I think he's starting to ask her. No, he's saying, my question is, if you had $46K to invest, how would you do it? I've made some money with crypto. I'm open to explore another idea. Oh no, no, no. Hey, we love you dude, I wish we could help you.

The only thing I've ever invested in is real estate, and thank God it's paid off. I don't know crypto, I don't know stocks. I know real estate from my daddy. That's it. I got a guy who does it, my brother-in-law, he's a genius. Don't ask us though. No, no.

You'll lose all your money. All your money. We would have invested in fucking flying cars. Like don't, we're not the guy. You find a guy who's made, done a conservative portfolio, a conservative portfolio, a conservative portfolio, and find out what they invest in. The other thing you can do that has been proven

since World War II is invest in an index fund, regularly in their funds, so in other words, you invest in the American stock market, you hedge your bet across the thing. Even this is almost too much. Yeah, but you'll make between seven and 10% if you look at what happened from World War II to now. Yeah, but now with tariffs and revenues. Too much, too much, yeah, too much. Yeah, but you'll get, you'll make between seven and 10%. If you look at the, if you look at what happened from World War II to now.

Yeah, but now with tariffs. Too much, too much, yeah, too much. This guy's like, what the fuck? But also, the best investment you can make is in yourself. I truly believe that, and don't leave it up to stocks and all that shit. I get, people can do that and they make their money. I don't know that world, so I don't fuck with it.

I fuck with real estate, and I invest in my own shit. Cause you can control your own shit. So if you have a geek company or a rash company, invest the money in that and try to blow that up. But also don't listen to us. Comes to business and that stuff, like real estate, you might be all right, but when it comes to stock, don't fucking listen to us.

But I do think investing in yourself is smart. Best investment you can make. Let's finish with one more. We have time for one more show? Sure. Okay. Has there ever been a time where either of you felt misunderstood that you'd like to clear up?

Every day. Yeah. I mean. Like something we said on the show? No, just in general. I think my entire life's misunderstood. Like people think I'm like this mean guy or like bully or something.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's the same thing. Like I spent all my time trying to think of ways to make people laugh for raising my kids. Yeah. I'm definitely flawed and you know, I'm very critical of myself, but you know, overall,

I mean, some of the criticism is, you know, when you're, yeah, there have been, I've had a, it's been an interesting four years, yeah, going on five years. I also think the people that criticize us for making YouTube videos, stuff like that, like my whole thing is like, yeah, do you, man, like we're not that famous. There's so much better content to make.

There's so much more famous people where you could probably get actual views. Yeah, I don't know. Like already you're fucking up doing the videos on us. Do it, like Logan Paul or Jake Paul video, I'm. Like already you're fucking up doing the videos on us. Do it like Logan Paul or Jake Paul video. I'm sure they would do better numbers. There's, there's. Maybe they do multiple people.

Everybody makes videos on everybody. Yeah. Rogue and everybody. Well, and then really quick, it was Brendan Keough who made that cool graphic. And. Brendan Keough, you're a stud. God, that guy knows his shit.

So good. Wow, Brendan Keough, well done. Fuck. Yeah, put that on fire in the kids. See what the fans say. Say who takes it? Question mark. And then tag Brendan.

Also his name is Brendan. Is that it, kids? That's it. That is it. Another fan question. Dude, I'm glad we brought fan questions back. Come on, baby. I like doing it.

It's actually fun. Springfield, Missouri, I'm going to see you soon. April 18 and 19, Springfield, Missouri, you come get some. And I'm looking forward to the Blue Room. It's going to be great. I'm going to be in the Blue Room. I'm going to be in the Blue Room. I'm going to be in the Blue Room. I'm going to be in the Blue Room. I'm going to be in the Blue Room. I'm going to be in the Blue Room. I'm gonna see you soon April 18 and 19 Springfield, Missouri. You come get some

Um, and i'm looking forward to the blue room. It's gonna be great. Yeah coffee out there great hotel. Oh, it's great What would you stop five? Find out just look up hotels in Springfield. Okay, literally the newest one. Okay. Yeah, it's so nice cheap too. Yeah, great Great. I'll do that. It's like the only hotel I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Great. Great hotel. All right. I'll do that. It's like the only hotel in town. I think I know what you're talking about.

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