The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1080

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub talk Brendan filming his workouts without a spotter, Bryan's chat with a homicide detective, Whitey Bulger, BJ Penn's disturbing social media posts, the guy question if rams and woodpeckers get CTE, discuss current events around the world and much more!DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTERProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/Simplisafe - Get 50% off your new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring and first month free at http://simplisafe.com/fighterTikTok - Learn more about TikTok’s contribution to the U.S. economy at https://tiktokeconomicimpact.com/TRUEWERK - Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at https://truewerk.com/fighterJOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionMagic Mind - http://magicmind.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on baby. I ate too much this moment. We're back boys. We're back. Did you do 37? Did you do 225? 35 and a half.

225, 35 and a half. 35 and a half at the end of my workout. At the end of your workout. It was deadlift day and pull up day and I thought you know what, fuck it, let's end of your workout. It was deadlift day and pull up day. And I thought, you know what? Fuck it. Let's end on two 25. And I, you know, I don't use spotters. I think spotters for gays.

And so then I did two 25. Uh, so you'll just on 35, uh, the old, the old arm was like, I don't think so, dude. Yeah. That one where I'm sitting on the bench with my face, it almost fell on my neck shouldn't you have a spotter no see the young guy in the well he's not a young guy he's the only guy in the back with his trainer

he's not paying attention they thought he needed help. Sir, I got this. Nice guy though. Never met him before. 30. 31. 2. No, you're off by 2. 3. You're off by 2. You there?

Ah, ah, ah. That guy came to help. You're hitting your chest. That doesn't hurt. No. No. That guy came to help at my mercy. Man.

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Man. Man. Man. Man're hitting your chest. That doesn't hurt. No. No. That guy came to help at my mercy. He was probably counting. He was like, geez. No, I don't think he was paying attention. They probably looked over and saw me struggling. I got it. There's always that lower one I set it on. Yeah. I never used spotters. I would have helped you too. You don cure my hips. You know you spotters never Do you bother? No never I don't really have a oh, you don't need it. Yeah, but um, but that's um And so so you'll do one day you'll do pull-ups and then you'll do deadlift Yeah, that's what I do and you usually I'll end on I'll just burn out on 225 every day Really and then if it's bench's what I do this morning. And you usually... I'll end on, I'll just burn out on 225 every day.

Really? And then if it's bench day, I do 225 as many times as I can, kind of, and then 315 or 365, then 225. There's that philosophy that says, you know, farmers work every single day and they're country strong, and you can do that. Like they always say you should take 48 hours off and all that, but I guess if your bodybuilding Maybe I don't believe in that bullshit. Yeah, just just go to work, dude

Maybe if you're maxing out you'd need rest to reset if you like doing like three rep heavy max. I don't know I would imagine maxing is gonna put something's gonna pop. It's always precarious when you're doing it Do like one rep man. Yeah, you gotta be careful. Yeah, that's where it gets dicey. Yeah. I took Donny the groomers. You know they squeeze, he has a fresh haircut. I hate when he comes from the groomers because he looks like a poodle, drives me nuts. Yeah. But you know they squeeze their anuses. They empty their anal glands. Yeah. What happens if they don't do that? Have you ever seen what happens when their anal glands leak?

I can tell you what happens. It happened to my dog. My first dog. How old is he? Pepper, he was at the time, I think like 11. When does asshole start leaking at 11? So it didn't leak. There was just one day we couldn't find him.

And then I look and he's in the corner of the house, like shaking. I look around his butt and I could see like something had kind of exploded. There was almost a second butthole and we ran him to the vent. They're like, yeah, so this exploded. We need to puncture a hole on the other side, drain the other one and then bandage it up.

Like some dogs- Since when is this a thing? Where they gotta- Plan's stank. Where they gotta milk their asshole. It's some dogs. Since when is this a thing? It's some dogs. Where they gotta milk their asshole. It's some dogs. Since when is this a thing? I think it's what it is.

I believe in the wild that's how you spread your scent. So if you're a male dog, see if all dogs have anal glands. Hold on, see why do they milk dogs' anal glands? Well, no, I think why do they have anal glands? I think it's because that's how they mark their territory. But I've've had dogs before there's never a thing. Is this like a new trend? The dogs have in a glance on as anal sacs pretty strong smelling fluid used for scent marking and potential for lubrication during shitting Aiding communication with other dogs. Okay So since when is it a trendy thing to milk their anuses?

Because otherwise if they get too full, it'll explode on your rug. But then what do they do in nature? They rub it on the ground or on a couch. So why don't these dogs do it in real life? Like rub it on the grass. Because you don't want your dog rubbing those anal glands on your couch. Not on my couch, doing it on the grass. I've seen the dog scooting on the ground.

Might do it on the rug. So those dogs are indoor dogs a lot of times. So if they squeeze it, if they squeeze that juice, that poop juice out, then they won't rub their ass on your couch? Well, if they do, it won't get, it stinks. Some dogs can do it on their own. Bigger breeds can. Little ones have more trouble. And I have a friend, she's a nurse, and she's like, I'm not paying anyone to do it. She does it herself, and it's viral. That's one thing that's worth the money. And Brian is right, it stinks.

That's when you're really cutting pennies. I would love to take a look at your anal cavity to see if you have any sacks that I can drain. Just as your friend, I'd like to get it up in there. I haven't, I've never gotten up in your, in your starfish. I didn't even know they were doing it. And Joanna was like the process with the contents of anal sacks are looking at it and said, the anus are manually empty to prevent blockage potential problems.

Yeah. Has this always been a thing though? I've seen all, most of the dogs here, they do it on the carpet where they, you know. Yeah. They rub their, yeah, they're just sliding with the front front paws that can be just their asshole itches too. Yeah, or they're trying to get rid of that anal blockage, but they have worms Yeah, but Joanna was like I was like when starting to get back. She's like, he's always exhausted Especially when they do the anal gland thing like, huh? She's like they have to squeeze his anal gland like the fuck that's a thing how much is that?

Yeah, you got it. You got to release the anal glands. I never heard of that in grooming, but I've never had a dog Well, they all do it now. Yeah, I've never gotten my dog groomed. I don't think I don't yeah, when you have you have German Shepherds or Corgis the amount the amount of Here's hair, yeah. Well that's why you'd want to get it groomed, because they get rid of all that excess hair. But with him, if we don't like the hair

running into his eyes and shit. Had a good talk with a, this is a little bit of a segue, but not really, talk with a homicide detective yesterday. Oh. Yeah, always cool, right? Well, it depends. Well, he was interesting because he was saying that the organized crime is mostly about robbery.

Murder you can't get away with. He was talking about how they catch people. Organized crime is sex trafficking. It's a lot of stuff. Yeah. But the reason in this country you're not seeing a lot of murders is because it just creates a lot of heat

and it's really hard to get away Cameras everywhere cuz they'll they'll literally watch cameras and be like oh like that Tesla Yeah, drove by that guy they can track every track Tesla. They go. Can I look at your SIM card? They're like others. Yes, it's pinging off the cell towers. Like it's a nightmare He says you're leave you leave every I was trying to go through all the perfect crime digital I was like, all right. Here's what if I do this? I kill somebody I Take a moped. I'm like I go right all the perfect crimes. Digital. I was like, all right, here's what, what if I do this? I kill somebody. I take a moped. I'm like, I go right to the beach.

I get in the water and a boat's waiting for me. You know? And he's like, okay, you can try that. You go ahead and try that. But I got the coast guard and I, you got to dock somewhere. Yeah. You know, it's a thousand words. Yeah.

Also, what are you going to do with that moped? You know? What'd he say though? Stuff that we don't have. Well, he was talking about how anytime you have a really expensive house in this city, you know, there are crews of professionals. Oh yeah. And you experienced this.

Crews of professionals that will come into your house. They just watch, wait till you're gone. Or they follow you. Or they follow you. If you have a nice car, they'll follow you. Yeah, but they usually don't, that's lower, that's low grade shit. Yeah, cause they know they're gonna.

The pros are like, you don't want to, so if somebody's in the house and you do a home invasion, you can do 20 to life. If nobody's in the house, you'll do seven years. So it's not, and if you have an alarm, it's fine, they got about three minutes to work, right? So there's a whole, there's a whole, you know, I guess, network of people that jewelry, cash, guns,

they take out, yeah, and now I, I didn't know. And it's really hard to stop because they're so good at, and they just watch. But we were talking about dogs, and he said, you know, if you have like certain dogs, like a German Shepherd or something, you can, they'll choose the next house. So he was on the- Sometimes.

Yeah, he was on the, correct. Because Kevin Hart had, I want to say four German Shepherds and two Cain Corsos and was not an issue. Because they either tase them- Yeah, they're pros. Or they put them to sleep. Wow. He got his house robbed? Oh yeah. Damn.

He told me all the celebrities get their houses robbed. Yep. All of them. It's constant. He was talking about Whitey Bolger. Yeah, see this is why I knew I'd get your. I got my black belt in Whitey. Knew I'd get your a thanch on. What'd he say?

Do you know what they found on his walls? Money. They found. Gold. $700,000 in cash. Yep. They found 68 loaded guns and they found seven hand grenades.

Yeah. In Santa Monica. Yeah. You know how they got him down? They got him down from his wife, went to a nail salon and she was a chatty Cathy. Yes, but he also, the way they got him, they knew he had, they probably have some weapons.

Oh, he was in a white tracksuit. Yeah. They said got him, they knew he had, they probably had some weapons. You know, like- Oh, he was in a white tracksuit. Yeah, they said to him, they came up to him and they go, hey, we just hit your car. Sorry, I'm your neighbor. I hit your car. I'm really sorry. He comes out with his wife and they just closed in.

But how gangster is he? He was in a white tracksuit. They're all down on the ground. He's like, you're going to have to shoot me. Is that what he said? Yeah, they're like down on the ground. He's like, not happening. I'm in a white velour tracksuit.

Yeah, he said- Like down on the ground. He's like, not happening. I'm in a white velour tracksuit. Yeah, he said. Like down on the ground, he's like, I'm telling you, you're going to have to shoot me. Yep. He said, he goes, you guys, he goes, he was in the car, back in the car, he's going, he's spitting on the floor, going, fuck you guys.

You guys are just lucky. If you would come to me instead of using your bullshit to get me down, I would have shot every one of you motherfuckers. He was just so angry. He was tough, man. He was, yeah. Yeah, he was a sociopath. Things for him changed when his son died.

He got, the murders in Boston went through the roof, like up 80% after his son died. What? Yep. Oh, so you know your whitey shit. Oh, yeah. Now his brother was mayor. Yeah, his brother mayor.

And his brother had to step down because even when he was on the run, they tapped the phones and found out his brother was helping him. Like in communications, knew where he was, you know, wired him money. It's a brother. He didn't get arrested, but he had to step down. It's your brother.

It's your brother. Yeah. You know, I- Isn't that wild though? One brother's running for governor. It's- they've done a movie, I think, but not a- they haven't done the movie on it. Black Mass was awesome. Black Mass is the movie. But they didn't really get't like it oh but didn't bring his brother oh yeah yeah

they did oh man black mass is fantastic one top five black guys did you have any question about Johnny Depp being able to play a gangster yeah how good is he I mean Whitey Bulger the party dude that's him right there that's the real Whitey Bulger. The departed dude? That's him right there, that's the real Whitey. Yeah, Jack Nicholson's character in Departed was based off Whitey Bulger. Yeah, there you go, yeah. Yeah, he was great too. Yeah, Whitey Bulger's a bad, bad pajama.

How about the cop who grew up with Whitey Bulger, the FBI agent, and then made him an accomplice and was like hiding things and giving YD Bolger information about the Italian mafia and then letting YD Bolger get away with everything. He got life. They put him away for life, yeah. Really? Yeah, he got life.

And just the huge black eye at the FBI agency in Boston. It's one of the reasons that we trust him because YD Bolger was guy in the FBI agency in Boston. That's one of the reasons why I trust them. Because Whitey Bulger was infiltrating the FBI. These guys all grew up in the neighborhood. The Boston boys, yeah. They're all from the South East. And so they all know each other. He has bags.

There was a, I mean, I know just from our boy Stevie, like just being in Boston. They looked up to Whitey Bulger, yeah. Especially in the neighborhood. Like I guess he took care, like that cop was getting bullied as a kid and why you bulger and his crew stuck out for him Yeah, so he's like super loyal to him. They only became FBI agent. He was like, hey, I can help you out here If you help us out

So why do you would provide intelligence on the Italian Mafia and like give him tips and stuff? So they so he's still getting doing his job He got promoted and stuff because he was like taking down the Italian Mafia But then he would let Whitey, that's why Whitey got so big. They gave him carte blanche to take over Boston. He did some horrible shit though, man. Yeah, murders of innocent people.

How about the guy, because he turned on them, but Whitey Bulger's main hit man, who pulled out people's teeth, killed a fucking young lady, had over 30 murders. Dude, I think he got five years. He's on the streets right now. He does interviews.

Yeah. That guy? Yeah. Yeah, that's him. Trying to murder on him. Damn. Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

Well, it's like Sammy. He turned on him. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Well, it's like Sammy. He turned on him and because he admitted to 20 murders, he got 12 years for 20 murders, 12 years. So it says he received reduced prison. An offer to enter the witness protection program. Yeah, I know it's fucking with him and the winter hill gangs all gone. So he doesn't have to worry about it.

He's still living in Boston. Wow. He was released from prison, given $20,000 to start a new life. God, they hooked them up. I'm a bad guy. Paul Gersh, defense team alleges that since being released from prison, Matarama has resumed criminal activity, but it's being shielded by his state. Um, wow.

What do you think he gave up to get that deal? He gave up white bulger. Yeah. Let's take a little break kids. The NBA 82 game grind is finally done. Thank God. Now the real fun begins. The NBA playoffs are here.

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You're the muscle. Yeah, you're the he will reduce your sentence said a lot of 12 Yeah, you're the muscle. You can say he was forced to do it and all that shit, you know So he was whitey's main guy third dude admitted to 30 murders 20 and got 12 years in 17 what no, but they reduces 12 Now he spent more than 17 years behind bars. But still, man, yeah, I mean. He's saving 17? How about 17 and you're out on with the regular folk? And making money off gambling.

Because you get keyed right away. Imagine him, imagine when you're in Austin, your next-door neighbor, you're like, who's that? Oh, that's Johnny, man. He was a Whitey Bulger's guy. What'd he do? But he only admitted to 20. You know, he killed more. Oh, yeah

Yeah I mean wow It was nicknames that executioner But they want to get uh, why do you bulger so bad because he made the fbi look so silly So bad because he made the FBI look so silly. But why did Bolger, he was on the lam for a long time in Santa Monica, right? Right down here in Santa Monica for what, 20 years? Isn't that crazy? Just walking around getting his nails done.

Boy, did he die a nasty death though. Yeah. Ripped his eyes out, ripped his tongue out, being to death with a lock. Yeah. From another gang, the a lock. Yeah. From another gang. The mafia guy. Wow.

In prison, yeah. Unreal. But he was old as fuck. He was already like, purple. How old was he? Like 80? Yeah. I think maybe even older, right?

Right now it says 84. He was 84. Right now. No, Whitey Bulger. Whitey Bulger was a bomber. Oh, Mar-a-Rama's still alive at 84. Wow. Yeah.

Damn. Pretty hard to kill somebody at 85. But, yeah, Whitey Bulger. Oh, Mar-a-Rama's still alive at 84. Wow. Yeah. Damn. Pretty hard to kill somebody at 85. But, uh, yeah, Whitey Bulger died a horrible death. Rightfully so. That's how it goes. 89? That's a good run. 89? Great run, dude. Yeah, you get killed and you're like, ah, fuck it. Hours after. He only was there for hours. Isn't it weird that the guy that killed him, they gave 25 years? So the guy that killed Whitey Bulger got a longer sentence than Whitey Bulger's muscle that admitted to killing over 20 people? Make it make sense.

How weird though, like you have a constitution that you're just born to be bad. You're just born bad, man. Right? It's like, you just, I guess it's just, you just have a hatred for humanity. It's the way you look at people. You know, why do you Bolger won the lottery three times in Boston? He did. Look that up. There has to be a connection then if he did. Oh

Oh shit, ding ding, yeah, Chin. Yeah, he scammed the lottery Yeah, I knew it Yeah, he scammed the lottery. I think he wanted at least two or three times And everyone scared him so like, all right, whatever whatever. Yeah. What is this thing? Who thinks of scanning the fucking scamming? The it's kind of crazy, but talking to homicide detective was like, he just said, I said, what's, what do you take away from all your,

he goes, it's just that you're, you just don't understand how the depravity of human beings, how evil you see great people. But my job is to deal with the worst people. I can see that. I would struggle with that. Yeah, because he's got to knock on the door at four in the morning and tell you that somebody you love died too. Oh, but not just died like, oh, your daughter, your sister was brutally beaten and her head was severed by this insane killer. Yeah. I mean, it all that stuff then they have to tell you that and You know, but you're you're also catching those fuckers and he's like so many of these guys just can't stay offline All right, they just can't not use their phone after a while. You got to do it

They're just like they are they get them. They are You know, that's why I got that's why I got El Chapo too. Yeah, of course He was vanity he was wicked smart about though He had so many different cell phones. They'd switch out damn there every day. Well El Mencho El Mencho And he's a horrible horrible Cartel leader who does horrific violence to you know, everybody families kill your whole family. That's what they do though Really awful. They just don't value lives guy though. They can't get out of the world. They fucking can't get him

he's got an army of insanely disciplined guys and Obviously the penalty is beyond beyond death if you fuck up So there they are a loyal group who I think I can't remember look up El Mencho And El Mencho L. Yeah, EL then MENCHO El Mencho Oh, and then show L yeah. E L then M E N C H O and Mancho. He is like, he was so, so bad that I was looking them up. There he is. That guy, did they catch him yet?

Wow. There's no credit on fresh indicate. Oh yeah. CJ N G still hasn't been captured. No has been captured. There's no confirmed. That's here. Yeah Despite rumors weird Did he's been he's been and they usually would catch him they try to trace him to a mistress or something None of that shit and he's got kids Going back to the lottery ticket thing, it says that there was one person that won it and then Bulger knew that person.

So he took, took a portion of it. Yeah. Oh, not the whole thing you see right here. Give it to me. Larry wouldn't have been another one of Bulger's brilliant schemes to launder his drug extortion loan shark and money. Uh, wooden mass millions lottery ticket had been purchased at the South Boston Liquor Mart by Michael, who was the brother of Bolger underlying name Patrick Linsky, the fellow that once while he

heard about the jackpot, he ordered the real winner to sign the ticket over with Whitey and two associates paying 2.3 million cash for 50% of the winnings. Bolger himself paid Michael the real winner, 700,000. 700 grand. Yeah. Said although Michael lost money in the deal, he really had no choice. Of course. He came down to sell him the ticket or die. Yeah. Of course. Wow. Well, there you go. That's crazy.

Hey, this says when news first broke about Whitey's lottery winnings in 1991, Manny in South Boston rose to his defense. God bless him, his number came out. He had the same chances to lose as anybody else. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The head mobster wins the lottery, bud. Yeah. Or he just said, that ticket belongs to me. Yeah. They head mobster wins the lottery, bud. Yeah. Or he just said that ticket belongs to me. Yeah. They ran Boston, man. Oh, yeah. And what are you going to do?

What are you going to say? No. And just, you know. Yeah. Back then, you had no choice. Now you're like, get the fuck out of here. I'm going on Instagram live, man. Film you taking it from me. Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

Why'd you meet with a detective? I was just smoking a cigar with my buddy. And he sat down? Yeah, he was there. Great guy. That's cool. Yeah. I don't get how they do it.

You just see so much. He started as a cop. Oh yeah, that's how you have to start. He's also fascinated, like you are with sort of the criminal mind and just talked about how you give yourself away 15 different ways to Sunday when you lie. Oh yeah. Like there's so many things you'll start with. You know, you'll say things like, well, I'm not going to lie.

And when you say that, to be honest, it's like, well, that's just. I'm going to get you guys straight. But yeah, but it's the ticks that people give away, you know, or their body language, all that shit. Like you, you can. That's why they, that's why they leave them in interrogation for like three, four, five five six hours Yeah, cuz then they just get exhausted and then the truth starts to come out. There's so they just go fuck it

All right Yes And there's so many after six hours like they keep asking the same question with different ways and you can't keep up and finally Just so sick of it. Yeah, and there's just so many different ways you give yourself away Then you just get the psychos Like I killed my mom so sure yeah Yeah, why I don't know I just you know I always kind of been pretty interested in murders and it's like oh this guy's completely out of his mind

Okay, did you ask does he have kids? Yeah? I want to get cuz I couldn't come home and like go coach Tigers game when I just saw a double homicide Well, I think part of it is your part of it is that you're not doing that every day couldn't come home and like go coach Tigers game when I just saw a double homicide. Well, I think part of it is that you're not doing that every day, but also you're also making the world safer in a way. Like, you know, I get that you're still dealing with just horrible, horrible shit, but you might've got the bad guy, but you got them after he murdered a lot of people. They're never what they seem like.

The bad guys aren't bad guys. Like the bad guy, a lot of times, was a bad guy in that moment. And now he's on the run, now he's like whatever, now he's trying to get back to his life, because he has anger management, went fucking crazy, whatever it is, you know, or like the guy fucked with his girlfriend and he shot him

in a fit of rage that afternoon So a lot of times you're dealing with guys who are not sociopaths You're dealing with guys who had an impulse issue or a crime of passion. I feel like you'd beat you down though It does it does because they got to go to way forever The other person doesn't have a you know, yeah, it does it beats you down then it's tough. It's tough It's definitely tough. You know what? Ain't for everybody. It's like that serial killer profiler who said, he gets these young guys from the FBI, he's like, I wanna do that,

and he goes, no you don't, look at me, you don't. Well, it becomes like romanticized with the mind hunter and all that shit. A lot of it's paperwork, a lot of it's sitting down, a lot of it's doing research. Research, a lot of paperwork. Following leads, right? Calling people. It's following a hundred leads that lead to nothing and then in hopes that one actually becomes something. It's a beast.

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Oh dude, you're a homicide detective. You're an FBI profile. That's a very different kind of job. That'd be cool. You're a student of human behavior. You're every, every case is different. It's always insane. It'd be cool.

Yeah. But remember you don't, you just don't go start off a cool detective, like on mind hunters, you start off usually as a cop and then you do well there. And you're going to be a cop for, oh, I don't know, eight to 10 years. Yeah. And then you're a detective. Yes. And by the way, and then you got and then not only just do that

But then you'll be good at your job If you're just a normal cop that's kind of fucking up here, you're not gonna make homicide now That's the tip of the spear and then FBI. Oh my god. I bet I have a college degree Something it's like this this guy's missing and then they find his car and his car's got eight parking tickets on it. So it's been there for, you know. Yeah. A hot second.

A hot second. And, uh, all they did was like, look in the car and they're like, well, that guy's in the driver's seat. He fell asleep? And he's got 13 stab wounds in his body. Oh. So how did the made oror-made miss that?

Every single time me or maids like I'm not a cop. They don't even notice. I mean look. They're just like yeah There's just like tickets ticket What do you know there's going my ticket right that's it like every day take it just check in the box take you see the guy like this With your eyes wide open like because if you guys like here all stabbed up like this like this yeah so come on figure it out what do you excuse me yeah did anybody else see a drive walking by no well there's that new doc on Netflix the it's on the gigolo serial killer and was that is that Long Island or Staten Island oh yeah they finally do a doc on it.

You see how big he is? It's huge. Huge. God, they're doing a documentary. The doc's out. I fell asleep last night. I can't tell you if it was good or not. He's just a horror show. He's huge. They caught him from his stupid truck. Look at him. I think he had a green Chevy Avalanche. Look at that. There's not a many is she's just he's just an evil Monster he looks like literally looks evil. Oh and a lineup like that guy's killing people figure it out Yeah, well shows that ball get a look at his is that is he wearing a toupee or what is he? No, that's a fresh cut. Oh, man But they found his basement. He had like an underground thing even in his basement to torture women He did he only killed women like a lot a lot of hookers

Wow, what a psycho Just shoot that look how big he is He's so but he got caught from his you know how they found his DNA pizza crust Yeah, yes fat ass is in pizza we all do it yeah And they but he didn't eat the cross another sign you all should eat the crust He didn't eat the crust had a saliva on the fuck. It's fat. It's huge Now he's not bigger than Ed Kemper. You know about that Kemper. Hey six eight. Oh, oh, hold on buddy at Kemper you know about that Kemper? Six eight. Six eight. Oh, oh, hold on buddy. Ed Kemper, six eight.

Genius. Imagine if Elon Musk was a serial killer. He's Elon Musk smart. Ed Kemper's the smartest. There he is. Murderer you've ever seen. Yeah. And.

Look how big he is. I mean. That is insane how big he is. And wicked smart. Insane. Now can I give you a little facts of what he did? So after killing many Santa Barbara college students, female students, he'd just pull over and strangle them with his bare hands.

He did? But what he did with his mother who he couldn't stand, she was so mean to him. So he killed her, chopped her head off, and you ready for this? Fucked her throat. Oh my God. I heard about that. Yes. I heard about that.

Yeah, that's what I would call a little strange. Little strange. He was just a giant. You said she's the throat god. He's huge. I mean, a real giant too. Wicked smart. Like Ted Kaczynski style smart.

Stupid smart. And they'd hang out out the local cop bar in Santa Barbara. And then when they'd be like, yeah, this guy's doing this and like, you believe that shit? So scary. And he would, he'd have beers with them and hang out with them to see if they're on his tail or not. And they could, Hey man, it's the giant monster randomly sitting down drinking beers with you guys fucking his mom's throat figure it out. Jesus huge To make the power of a narcissist Kemper still alive. Oh, yeah. Oh, there he is. Co-ed killer, baby. Oh there is he's an old man now Oh, he's been in there for a hot second. Oh, I thought he had died. He's still alive. Yeah. Look at him.

Yeah. Kimber's a bad one. Six, nine, born in Burbank, co-ed killer. Wow. He's been in jail forever, man. He got arrested in 64. Oh, and they got 15 years, but then he's been, so he's been in prison since 73 for murder. He's been there for a hot second. So he's been killing those news. 15.

I don't know why you just not kill that guy. Yeah. Wow, he weighed 13 pounds when he was born. Oh my God. Hey, but also, hey mom, at the age of 13, he killed the family cat and kept pieces of the cat in his closet. Wow, well there you go.

Hey man. He exhibited antisocial behavior such as cruelty He killed the family cat and kept pieces of the cat in his closet. Oh, there you go. Hey, man Yeah, he exhibited antisocial behavior such as cruelty to animals at the age of 10. He buried a cat a pet cat alive Then Doug dug it up decapitated and mounted his head on a spike Kemper later stated that he derived pleasure from successfully lying to his family about killing the cat the age of 13 He killed another family cat which he sought to fit. Yeah also here's's another one parents if your kid's doing this get them checked in give them evaluated kemper performed rights With his younger sister's dolls that he would remove their heads and hands a few red flags here mom Wow

If boston was taking the heads off legos and hands, I'm like, hey bud, can I talk to you real quick? He would take his father's bayonet when he was a young boy and go to a second grade teacher's house to watch her through the windows. Kemper also stated in interviews in his later life that some of his favorite games to play as a child were gas chamber and electric chair. Okay. She asked his younger sister to tie him up and flip an imaginary switch.

She would then tumble over and ride on the floor because he knew this was going to happen to him probably. Dude, how about this? He got life in prison. Ready? With the possibility of parole. So stupid. Yeah.

California. Yeah. He had close relations with his father. I was notably devastated when his parents separated in 57 and divorced. Keep going. In 1961. Let's scroll down to it. Wow.

He was sent to live with his mother. Can't believe he had a severely dysfunctional relationship. His mom was mean to him. Neurotic, topsy-turvy, alcohol, and frequently belittled, accumulated, and beat him with a belt. Yeah. Well. And you don't want to do that with Cuckoo Bird.

No. He cut her head off and fucked her throat. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. She probably would have kept a different end to it. She called him. with a belt. And you don't want to do that with Cuckoo Bird. No, he cut her head off and fucked her throat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. She probably would have kept a different energy. Called him a real weirdo.

Okay. That's not good. Uh-huh. Wow. His first murder was his grandma. Shooting her once in the head and twice in the back, then stabbing her several times. Oh, there you go. Okay. Oh wait. And then Kemper's grandpa came home. He face shot him. They phoned his mom who phoned the police. He was 15. Wow. Kemper told the police he just wanted to see what it felt like to kill his grandma. Okay. And he didn't go away forever.

He was sent to State House Little Maximum Security Facility, mentally ill convict, okay. Then he was in the youth authority for five years for doing that. Later during, when he was a kid, he was given another IQ test And it which produced a high result of 145 Then he was released so he's released in 69 so he went away when he's 15 released in 69 go ahead Jen Goes back with his mom Keep going to the community college Santa Cruz. I kept saying Santa Barbara, Santa Cruz, by the way. Keep going down.

I don't care about his work. Later? Oh yeah, here we go. Kemper killed eight people. He'd pick up female students or hitchhiking, take them to isolated areas. We'd shoot, stab, smother, and strangle them. He'd take their bodies back home

where he'd decapitate them, perform. Basicallyother, and strangle them. You take their bodies back home where you decapitate them, perform, basically you would fuck their heads. Are we gonna get flagged for this? I don't think so. Nah, man. All right. Irrameshio though, that's, I mean, we know what that, wait, let's see.

It says there. Someone thrust their penis into another person's mouth in contrast to fellatio. Come on baby, you didn't even look that up. But their mouth- I had it right the first time. But no, mouth is different than the neck. Yeah.

Fellatio is, that's what that is. Oh no, but he fucked his grandma's throat. You can look that up. Moms. Yeah, mom. Probably both. It doesn't matter. Yeah, probably both.

You never know. So maybe decapitate and they just did with the head. Yeah instead of the body problem not to the grandma grandma I know for a fact you fucked the throat. All right That's it's not good It's not good. Yep Yeah back guy man genius, so, though. It's a real shame. Wow. Real shame. Unbelievable.

Who the fuck was hitchhiking back then? Especially during the heyday of killing? What the fuck you doing? I don't know. Jesus. Really sad. How many serial killers have actually been able

to study their brains and figure out what is going wrong in their? Well, Jeffrey Dahmer's parents wouldn't let him study the brain, they got rid of it like some assholes. But they're smart, they're not stupid. Not all of them, some are stupid. Some of them aren't smart. I wouldn't, the Night Stalker was an exactly Not all of them, some were stupid. Some of them aren't smart.

The Night Stalker wasn't exactly fucking Einstein. Some were stupid. And a lot of them, they just had success because of the times. Like now, you're not getting away with this shit. Like Ed Kemper killed his grandma and grandpa and only got like five years in juvie. That ain't happening today, right? No, now we know better. Now it's like, that guy's never going to be good.

No, no, no. You never, you either put them down like a dog in the back of the jailhouse or you, or you lock them up, lock them up forever. But you know, I think when somebody is that Depraved like that guy like let's go ahead and kill him I don't really agree wanna pay for his no your tax dollars. You know that Ukraine. That's cool That's wild, right? Yeah Yeah Changing the subject speaking of wild

Our group chat with a couple our friends sent us the video of BJ Penn damn that bummed me out That's paranoia. That's paranoia schizophrenia. That's because remember you meet Chin talked about because BJ was talking about his mom not being his mom and all that shit. Have you seen this one chin? Yeah, yeah, this is insane crazy, but I mean remember like chill We're talking about on shop show chill It's like he's BJ's, you know doing this on purpose kind of insinuating that but this is just for the views like You know, I don't agree with it. I love chill but This is bad

so but also His caption is if I harm any of these people that that are acting like my mom or my brothers I go to jail and lose everything if they harm me nothing will happen to them and lose everything So if he does harm them, he's so fucked. He knows that though. I mean he's saying that he knows that it's just I pray They didn't do anything obviously And also his video like it's so bad like who's editing this for he is that there's I don't think he's oh no He's not doing that earlier talking about my mom And my brother's getting hurt

This is your gd and fake jd real gd has all of his teeth and a pointy chin fake jd is taller And has a crooked front left tooth and no back teeth even though me jd and reagan never had a cavity in our whole entire lives I finally found a real picture of jd is wedding picture The fake jd with no teeth is from the last Thanksgiving a couple months ago. This is the original picture that I noticed something was strange because his eye color was brown, not black, and had a crooked front tooth which I never saw before. I Googled JD's name and there were no pictures of him on the internet, only one or two of himself and none showing his teeth.

So I asked Rich Cho, Bellator matchmaker who is always with JD, to send me a picture of JD with his teeth. So I asked Rich Cho, Bellator matchmaker, who is always with JD, to send me a picture of JD with his teeth. Rich sent a picture, but it looked like it was photoshopped. His tooth was extra white. So I kept bugging Fake Lorraine Chin about JD's teeth. And that it was really to have JD send me a picture. And then this new fake JD guy sends a picture of all his teeth back in his mouth.

Third JD has a growth up on his right eye. His right cauliflower here is completely different and the other GD and he doesn't match up but I try to push them together in a collage thing just to try to line it up just to see if it is real and realize how many people are playing GD. In this picture that I noticed the kids look like Fraggle Rock, LJ's neck is so long so I compared it to long neck guy and then I looked at the younger boy, MG, and his eye goes under the, by the nose and there's nothing here that looks like LJ's.

I made a video earlier. It's just, that's the ramblings of someone who's very unwell. But what's weird is usually when, like, you know, people say, oh, CT, all this stuff, but his speech is pretty clear. That's what's weird. CT obviously affects certain areas of the brain.

Usually it's speech, slurred speech. You can tell I have a splash of it. But there's a lot of guys where it's really bad. And their jaws are like this. With him, you're like, damn, the motherfucker speaks clearer than I do. It probably exhibits in different ways That's what I'm saying. Like you like God this is real bad

I I when I see this and I see the guys take this kind of punishment and you remember him, right? Remember how many wars he had like towards that let yes. Yes, but just like just and it's just an accumulation top Let's not forget. Let's not forget also the amount of training he was doing, probably banging in the gym. And I think I really, like, when I see this stuff, I think we're going to look back in 20 years when we know even more and go, dude, remember when guys were taking this kind of beating and not doing this or whatever.

I don't think that'll ever change. I think, I think we might have, what are you going to take away MMA? No. Take away football? No, they'll just do more of like with football now and you get dinged, you get a concussion, you have to sit out for longer. They do that now though. Six months.

Yeah. That's, they do it now. It's literally that's the sport. That's what it is. But for, here's the thing though, for every BJ Penn, there's a hundred guys that are fine. That's the problem. That's not the problem. That's the reality. You know what I'm saying? It's like, like BJ is a legend. I think top three to ever, ever do it, most talented that we've ever seen, the prodigy. So he's going to be the face of a lot of things, like Junior Sale was the face of CTE, but for every Junior Sale, there's 10,000 guys that don't have issues.

I don't know about that. I think you're being a little bit like I think CT is obviously very real And I think it affects a lot more people especially if time goes on And then again he fought for a long time and he took a lot of damage towards end of his career took a lot of damage Yeah, and I think they're gonna be a lot of guys that you see who are I think I think there's something to to say like This isn't a knock on fighters or you can even football players. A lot of these guys weren't exactly fucking Elon Musk before they got into fighting. So we can chalk it up to fighting and it didn't help.

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before he got punched in the face. Aaron Hernandez, man, he would never, yes, he would have. You think he was a great guy before football? Yeah, I think there are people that have, You think he was a great guy before football? Yeah, I think there are people that have, I think it's a soup of bullshit. Case by case basis, like some people are, they're tearing themselves up with a lot of, like first of all they may already have

some things going on. You know how crazy you have to be to choose mixed martial arts as a career, to fight grown men in an octagon in your underwear. It's a combination of everything. So you're already, we already live life different than most people. We already think different than most people, you know?

And also like those people that take those risks aren't gonna be your normal nine to five people. I just think sometimes when you take enough damage to your head, like, you know, everybody's different. Everybody has a different brain. Everybody has different damage. Where'd he get hit? How many times, how much time was the recovery?

What was his brain like then? To begin with, there's a thousand factors. It is, it's a soup. It's a soup that we don't know. And this is a bad case. It's a bad case, man. But I guarantee you, you asked BJ, would you change anything?

Maybe those last few fights, when, you know, with Yair and all that shit like that. That was, there's no point to that. I mean, this is not, it's not worth anything right here. This is, this is where you've lost your mind and it's, you don't want to be there. I mean, this is a bad case. Yeah. This is not okay.

And there's nothing good about it. And it's not, I don't know. The juice here is not worth the squeeze. I just don't know how it ends. You know, like it, when, once guys start doing this, it never ends. I've never heard of a guy like turn around, which is why in this case, which is scary. It's not worth it. Yeah. You, you might end up in a, in a home. You might end up maybe his brain, maybe with medication and time, his brain heals, you know? Um, I hope, but this is really serious I always go back to Jason Mayhem Miller like he was just crazy at one point and then now he's

just so lucid and just great smart but Jason also was doing a lot of drinking and you know yeah I mean BJ was caught yes you know hard BJ party yeah BJ remember he was like drinking and gonna in a fight outside with some random. Yeah. So a lot of these guys, I have seen with my own eyes, the astonishing amount of, uh, drugs and alcohol that go on. But they're cage fighters. It's like, you mean like what motorcycle gangs do drugs and ride fast on their motorcycle? Well, that's because they got hit in the head. Yeah.

No, no, no. We were crazy before we got punched in the head. That's right. I was a risk taker before all this shit. It's just the way you're designed to. But Brendan, don't you try to keep your mind kind of magic? We should send BJ a fucking surplus of magic mind. Anything that helps, I really, I just know that I- But to your point, Chin, and definitely take that one, just to be a bit more specific. Yeah, but to your point, Chin, with BJ, or with Mayhem Miller, like, there's been guys

who've had some crazy incidents, and then they kind of get some help, or maybe it's micro-dosing shrooms, which helps people a lot, or there's all sorts of stuff they can do now. Mayhem Miller's a good example. Rampage had a horrible episode. Remember, we went down the 405 in that monster truck.

John Jones has some issues and seems to always bounce back. He's okay. There's been a number of guys. After a fight, sometimes your brain can be bruised. So my friend had a brain injury. He fell out of a truck. He's a stuntman. And for the first two months, they kept him in the hospital because he had bruised his

pre-final lobe, which made him nasty, which made him like fighting. So he had to tie him to the bed. He had to tie him to the bed. Sure. But with these fighters, you got to understand that the cloth that we're cut from isn't the same as everybody else. So for the majority of them are fine and you don't see any episodes, but there's a lot of guys where they're just wild fucking boys

dude. They fight for a living. Yes, but this is, this is, uh, this, this is, I see, I actually don't think this CT, I think this is even something else, even paranoid. Yes. Even more concerning. Cause sometimes schizophrenia hits you when you're, you know, it's typically in men in their 20s and 30s. And again, schizophrenia could have run in his family or there's some other, or he's had a mental illness his entire career. There's a lot of fighters you don't know that I do that are bipolar, manic depressive.

Hey, it's not the UFC's fault. They were born that way and they've had it since they were kids. And then they get involved in MMA because they had no options. So it's an accumulation of a ton of stuff. There's a point on set schizophrenia after To point the smokey gun at the UFC or MMA in general and making it this bad thing is insane. Insane. Same thing with football. Insane. Fucking insane. You're going to always risk in a sport where you have a fight career for 30 years, 20 years,

you are going to probably have brain damage and you're probably going to, like you see it with boxers all the time. You go see boxers at those retirement ceremonies, it ain't pretty. So your brain's not made to take that kind of damage, no matter who you are. And you know. But I guarantee you talked to a guy like Mike Tyson, you talked to a guy like Evander Holyfield. He seems actually kind of fine.

Tyson, Tyson. I mean, in a way, I mean I'm saying, you know. But again, if he didn't have boxing, you're talking about a kid from Brownfield, grew up on the streets. Well I don't think you have to like make, both can be true. Right? Like one is boxing and MMA is awesome.

And it's a great sport if you have the talent and there's a lot of glory that comes with it and it's the only way they're going to change your life. That could be true. And then the other side that can be true is that you are taking, you, you, you may very well give yourself brain damage. If you are a certain kind of fight fighter, if the way you train, whatever it might be, when I saw, that's why I wanted when Volkanovsky fucked up Brian Ortega, I wanted that fight stopped at least around early because it's not okay. Cause we, you know, so in some ways it's like, do we really need to see this?

We know who's winning this fight. So that was my problem with that. But again, for every BJ Penn, you have 500 fighters that are fine. I don't know about 500, but you have... You have 500 who are not... First of all, you have... That's how long you fight. You have a thousand that aren't schizophrenic.

Yes. But I want to... This is also a rare case This is super rich. He fought he kept fighting way well into it was a Tony Ferguson kind of situation But then there's guys like Don Seroni has it has the many fights to be J. Penn or Jim Miller has more fights in B They're fine. It's true. They are fine. They're fine. It's true Didn't you do a thing where you have certain genes? Some people have certain genes where they're more prone to CT.

Yep. Huh. Yeah. There's a cursor in your DNA, a gene where they can see if when you get concussions, if it's, it's going to affect you really bad CT down the road. And then if you, if you have that, it's trouble. Why don't, uh, there's something about, what the hell is it called? The rams, when they ram into each other,

how come they don't get brain damage? I think they're already stupid. They go ram, right? Yeah, they're stupid, but they have their brains are in a, also how would they know? Like a gyroscope. Slurred speech? Yeah, there's a giant, watch. No, I know what you're saying, when they ram into,

They talked about it in contusion. It's their neck, right? But the brain still But apparently their necks are like king shocks Can suffer brain errors from headbunting okay? It's universal for all of us okay ain't that a bitch even the Rams get dumber I know yeah Wow up to 30 miles an hour have you seen this shit? Yeah, yeah, it says studies up on the brains of these animals show signs of tbm Okay

Towel tangle for me if the skulls which provides some protection, but like you say way their necks are set up But the brain there's nothing to do they got that neck though like like you're not gonna give that to from the dolphins a big enough Helmet bring that shit up. I want to see these motherfuckers hit cause some of them muskox, muskox are, they just come right at each other. It's nuts. God. I didn't know what to say about it. Big horn rams.

Shot the ram trucks. Look at this. Like. to ram trucks look at this like oh listen to it God dude look he's concussed sorry but they're concussed he's concussed he's like like they take a hot second he's kind of walking to the side a little bit I mean they're also yeah they've also got their tusks. Maybe their tusks absorb. Nah man, they're getting fucked up. It's like a football, oh here they go.

He's like, you want some more bitch? I don't know if it's gonna show it. Not me. No, they're concussed. They're like. Hell yeah. They're very concussed. Bring up Musk-Ox.

They really hit. Musk-Ox? Yeah. How do, how do Woodpeckers not get CT? Something about their heads are in some kind of a, there's some kind of a gyroscope. You know, there's some kind of a gyroscope. I still think they get it though. Take a little break because this episode of the Fire and Kids brought to you by True Work

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I mean, that's. Hey, this is stupid, right? I mean, that's a little crazy. Watch this. Yeah. But the best example is the battling ramp. I don't know. This is pretty crazy. Watch this.

And you're right. They're dumb as shit. So when all you have to do is eat grass, it doesn't much matter. Oh, that's better. It was all right. There's like two linemen. I was like, too. That's like the whole Rams fucking.

I don't know, man. That's a lot like the Rams. Fuckin' But the weight, yeah the weight is gonna be a big one. Damn, that's a lot of force. Look at their whole body. That's a full gallop dude. That looks pretty crazy.

Why do they do it? Fighting for bitches. Why does anyone do it? They're fighting for bitches fighting for bitches. Why does anyone do it? They're fighting for bitches Things are fucking stupid Yeah, it does ripple through their bodies Die! Oh, dude. Yeah, it does ripple through their bodies. Yeah, it does. Oh, they die sometimes.

But at the base of their horns is one of the greatest shock absorbers. No, no, no, no. They're small brains from the full force of the impact. Although their brains are in their asses, I don't know if you guys know that. They're small. He went protecting their small enormously small brain.

Yeah. So, you know, either way. Okay. Do you have funny? Last week's episode we were talking about dire wolves. And the reason it was on that board is because Rogan had that dude on that created fucking three dire wolves. I know we have a current event about that a dire

Well, yeah Yes, kind of crazy and all the shit dude. I would have brought back the saber tooth. Well, they're trying to bring back the wooly mammoth Yes Now I did it in my shoe about the saber tooth I believe we should bring out the saber tooth because I want to prove that those dumb long teeth are just in the fucking way No, the guy was saying though, that he, they get recommendations. The Megalodon is number one and then the saber tooth.

I think saber tooth number one Megalodon is number two. Don't be like Megalodon. He just eat everything in the ocean. Jesus. But he was saying with the saber tooth, it's tough because they have to have the DNA. That's some of it's like 2 million years old and they don't have any really good DNA on a saber tooth. He's like, it's a lot tougher than you think.

Okay. That's what it is. Yes. Cause a lot of it's, a lot of. He's like, it's a lot tougher than you think. Okay. That's why it is. Yes. Cause a lot of it's, a lot of it's just in, in, um, the DNA strands. Right. Yeah. Ready for current events? Sure.

So this is the one we just talked about. Um, the game of thrones creator was actually invited by the gentleman who has learned to recreate the dire wolves to come out and be one of the first people to hold them, um, their, their names are Romulus dire wolves to come out of me, one of the first people to hold them. Um, their, their names are Romulus, Remus, and of course, Kelly's. Remus. Khaleesi is great.

So Ben lamb, they should have been all game of Thrones names, right? Probably. But right, right. Romulus and Remus are creators of Rome. Romeo. Yep. It's kind of stupid, right? So it says like dire wolves differ from model wolves

in that they're obviously much larger, have much more muscular bodies and have more prominent jaws and teeth. Damn. And the way that they were able to do this and tweak the DNA is that they took DNA from a 13,000 year old tooth and a 72,000 year old skull of a gray wolf,

which was the dire wolf's closest relative, to birth a hybrid that pretty much looks like them. So it's a hybrid then. It's a hybrid. Oh, so it's not a 100% dire wolf? No. I did not know that. But they're living at a secret nature preserve,

like not people can, like- Oregon. Okay. Right? He was like, it's in the northwest we don't give away locations Oregon that's where you're at dude so it's not a real direwolf it's part part it's got the it's got apparently what are they six months old and they're 80 pounds each already they're gonna be huge then yeah huge but they don't give you the update video because they don't want to know there's he Brogan saw the video

actual footage look at that that's wild hey can I be honest I know it looks like every wolf we've ever seen right he's just gonna be a little bigger if you're gonna do some shit but I want I want just gonna be a little bigger if you're gonna do some shit But I want I want to be blown like you have see 300 If you're gonna blow me do a fucking wooly mammoth do a saber tooth bring back a pterodactyl do some shit, bro I didn't say it, but I'm saying it right yeah Like I was this on Rogan. I'm like and then I looked him up like Well we start with the dire wolf.

How about that? Yeah, there's a guy. You clearly have all the shit to do some wild shit. Let's get wild, let's do Jurassic Park shit. You know how dope it would be to get some pterodactyls in this bitch? Yes! Fuck a drone.

We start getting some American pterodactyls. Pterodactyls come down and grab you though. Hey Iran, check out this pterodactyl. Good fucking luck. Don't put a heart hurting on you. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, pterodactyls. Fuck a bomb. pterodactyl good fucking luck That's what I'm saying. Fuck a bomb pterodactyls with American flags all over them sky bro. That's what I'm saying. All of a sudden we're monkeys looking for Eagles Terry you don't want to fuck with a pterodactyl. Yeah, if this guy wants to blow me I'm the same guy but one's younger, right? If they're gonna blow me you got to do a saber tooth Megalodon t-rex something dangerous

Don't give a fuck about your all white Wall half dire wolf. Yeah, it's half bud. I Mean so the dire wolves were much bigger Yeah, but apparently he said they're whatever six months old and they're 80 pounds already Yeah, and they don't stop growing fully to like two years. I guess. Yeah already. Yeah. And they don't stop growing fully to like two years, I guess. Yeah. Okay. So you got fat fucking wolf. So it'll be 200 pounds. So all this funding and you create a fat wolf. That's all white. Okay. Yeah. And you know, it doesn't

the dire wolf live in like the, in the snow. That's the whole thing. And you know, it's not here and they're roaming around the world. The alibi or the caucus mountain dog. The caucus knocking. Yeah. Yeah. They put, they put the spikes around their neck. I mean, they're just heavy on the caucus, heavy on the caucus. If they see a wolf, they come after them. Caucasian shepherd dog. See how big that is.

They put spikes around their neck so the wolves can't bite their necks. That's, that's a real picture of that woman. This is not real. Yeah, that's right. That is. Yeah. They're that big. That's just like, but also that's how big they are.

I've seen them bigger than a mini horse. They're giants. I've seen them with my own eyes. They're 200 pound dog at minimum. Yeah. They can reach up to 170. All right. Well bigger than that.

I don't know if that picture is real, to be honest, it was just like, you know, the tiger took a picture next to a 200 pound Mastiff. I've seen them with my own eyes. They're, they're bigger than that. I don't know if that picture is real to be honest. It was just like, you know Tiger took a picture next to a 200 pound mastiff. I've seen them with my own eyes They're bigger than that some of them. I was like this looks real. The fuck is that? I couldn't this one's a little insane airport and I was like, oh that was super fake because he's so much in front Yeah, it's just camera. Hey, also if you do all that funding for wild shit, you're not gonna make a stegosaurus You're not gonna make a fucking triceratops If you want not everyone's dick in the dirt and get some go viral

Fucking do a triceratops too far back though brands like that thousands of years. It's just they can't get You want to blow me or not? But yeah, that that's a that's the alibi dog the alibi dog basically He took normal loves and dyed him white and we're supposed to flip our tops Allah bye and then the guys of Game of Thrones holding him Do that looks crazy those are real that's that's that that those dogs are ridiculous Is there video they breed those things to fight and they are in Afghanistan stuff like that Oh, I've done it. That's a pit too. Yeah, but I'll put money on the pit pit doesn't quit that big pit

Hell, yeah, he just doesn't get as tired probably Paris baguette is bringing you know, I don't know if this is real let's just see real quick it's 1.4 million views with the young bear Sam he's not that much smaller than that bear in clip number four let's be honest this bear is too young. Meet the dog that even tigers won't mess with, the alibi, also known as the Central Asian Shepherd Dog. I'll take a tiger. Central Asia, the alibi has been bred for thousands of years

to protect livestock against predators like wolves and even big cats. This is not just a dog. It's a fearless guardian. With their massive size, powerful build, and deep bark, they are a formidable presence. A full-grown alibi. That's where he's shot, you know?

That's where he comes from. With a thick, dense coat that protects them from harsh weather and injury cool yeah there are guys that make it have one around the family the alibi possesses a calm but gonna stop these robberies area they're ridiculous again get an alibi so what's called an alibi on their own the size of protecting their pack this breed is known for its strong territorial instincts and pulling that way loyal to its family they're huge look at that holy crap and protect not a dog no fucking joke second bearable bodyguard dogs yeah that look at Donnie I get the dog I know look at that thing no thank you could see

what Donnie's no fucking thanks Donnie snoozing so hard on the pillow Well she has got this one's a heartwarming video, you know, so I'll just play it We don't have royalty in the United States, but we sure have something pretty close and he's sitting in row one We have a survivor of the Battle of Iwo Jima aboard. Gordy is 100 years old. He landed on the Iwo Jima on his 20th birthday. I know I've had some great birthday parties, but some point is dramatic as that. So please, a round of applause for Gordy. If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here. Thank you so much. When was your birthday? 2019. Oh, happy birthday.

So he might be one of the last remaining survivors. What? What's wrong? What do you have to say? What do you have to say about this adorable moment? Brendan? No, it's all good. You guys are so mean. No, I'm not mean. I'm just This great offer. I love these one of the main survivors. It's incredible. I'm just um I

Like to know what he did. I just think he's like. I think he's just like a boy He's like sitting there going. Oh, well. I got my hat up. Yeah, you know at a hundred I'm looking at him going it when you're a hundred you're're like, can't, you know, just. Leave me alone. Yeah, he's like, he's just like, he's probably dealt with this a lot. And he's like, all right. He's like, I survived. All he's been provided with.

I was in the back folding towels. Right, no. It doesn't matter. No, no, no, if you're in the museum, and as Marine, you went in there. But, but, but, but what I'm saying is that he's probably saying to himself, I'm the last guy left, which means I don't have much time.

Thanks for the reminder, you know? He's just 100 and he could give a shit. He's so funny. 100. Sticking on a little break, kids. This is the last one, then we're right back to the program. Say goodbye to those weak ass erections. That's all thanks to Joy Mode's sexual performance booster.

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God bless the man. God bless the Marines. Okay bless the man, God bless. Okay. Laureen's. I know this next one's gonna get a little debate out of you. She annoys the fuck out of her. So Cynthia? She's the biggest fucking narcissist ever.

I'm just gonna let you guys listen. Oh, she's such a narcissist. It isn't easy. The rest of it. None of it is. I rebooted it. She's so precious. She's so, like, serious.

She's worth over five million bucks. She sucks. It rebooted it. She's so precious. She's so like serious worth over 5 million bucks. She sucks. Isn't easy. She's a problem with Hollywood. None of it is. Waking up and choosing to be yourself. Proclaiming a space belongs to you when you don't feel loved. Teaching people on a daily basis how to address you, and dealing with the frustration of reteaching people a word that has been in the human vocabulary since the dawn of time. I'm just trying to find my way. Them.

Oh, so self-important. Words used to describe pedantically two or more people, poetically, a person who is simply more. It isn't easy. What do you think? I think she's the biggest fucking narcissist who needs to check herself because she's prodigiously talented as a singer

and an actress. She's very talented. Yes, she's Nigerian by birth, I believe her parents are. Someone says, a diaphragm more than one person they them is actually known as schizophrenia. Yeah. She's she just sucks as a person. If you start an interview or a press door. Yeah, she's just she thinks that any all of us give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. You don't

have to teach me a fucking thing. You don't know more than me. Stick to entertaining people and stop with your pseudo revolutionary speeches at Hollywood galas where you are being honored, where it is easy, where everybody is kissing your ass, everybody is congratulating you, and oh, by the way, where you're making a fuckload of money. Ton. Also, 17 people watch this. You are a privileged American. Shut the fuck up. How about that? Get some perspective. The world doesn't revolve around you. You're a footnote. Also, go to Nigeria. Tell them your pronouns.

Imagine wearing diamonds and luxurious gown and being handed an award, then complaining Nigeria. Tell them your pronouns. Imagine wearing diamonds of luxury, is kind of being hit in a war, then complaining about being a victim. Exactly. Let me try this again to see what she said in the beginning. Proclaiming a space belongs to you. I can't. Proclaiming a space belongs to you,

and the drama of everything she says, because she's amazing at taking her time and speaking so well. Her and Ariana Grande need to fucking eat something. Oh my God. They're both too skinny, man. I want to see them arm wrestle. Amazing she made it through this nonsense

without our emotional support human, Ariana. If you have to invent oppression, arts are good, you're not oppressed. Facts. God. Yeah, so oppressed. Everybody feels that way. Next one.

It's kind of a funny one. I'm just waiting for you wannabe to say it's fake. Yeah, you know, is he being able to afford groceries? All right, go on. Chael in DC, we're having a little video chat and Chael's daughter found something pretty cool. Have you found a singlet? Show them. Have you found a singlet? Show them, have you found a singlet?

Let me see it. She's coming through me and she's shoving while I'm trying, she's in the mirror right here. I think that's a wrestling singlet, sweetie. Yes it is, yes it is. I found BB Mom's closet. Oh, could we, could we please, could we please do this later? No, have you found a singlet?

Show them, have you found a singlet? Have you found a singlet? You guys think this is real or fake? Non-chail pry fake. Non-chail pry fake. He's the best though. Yeah, he's great. The comments are pretty good when I was scrolling down.

But, okay, this one was a miss, I see that. Here's a good one. So the CIA files are revealing that the search for Hitler in South America 10 years after his suicide actually did happen. So did Hitler commit suicide? We don't know because there's all these records of the CIA not giving up looking for him. Yeah, because they never found his body. His burned body, right? No, they found a body. They found his wife's body. They never found his body.

It says their bodies were partially burned and buried in a shallow bomb crater. Soviet soldiers later exhumed the remains, which the USSR identified through dental records and held them at East Germany until the KGB agents destroyed Hitler's body in 1970, preserving only a jawbone and skull that were taken to Moscow. What are your thoughts, guys?

So Russia says. Yeah, I don't know. I would imagine he probably had nowhere to go. At that point, everybody knew what he looked like. At that point, he probably had to have killed himself, I think. It was all over. But there's facts that a ton of Nazis fled to South America. But he was such a-

You can go to some towns in South America and they only speak German. Yeah, it's crazy. Really? Yeah, and there's tons of gold, like Nazi gold, and all sorts of shit. It's very strange. Have you seen this video?

I don't know if it's real, but it's pretty funny about China mocking how we do, how we're gonna bring manufacturing back. You see it? Oh, with all the larger people in it? Yeah, it's pretty funny. No. Okay. We talked about serial killers.

So the national four is serial killer. Now, he only killed four people, but I shouldn't say only. Three or more are serial killer. Oh, okay. So he had confessed to three of the killings and then finally like was like, I'll just confess the fourth because I'm dying and I'm tired of this. And it's on video. I'm gonna give you a new scoop. I did it. So there you have it.

I did it. So there you have it. You did it. Yes, I'm confessing to a murder on camera that I've never had before. Oh wow. Like that gives me chills. Yeah, he's a sick, sick bastard. Just a depraved sicko who, um, gets off on creating suffering.

You know how many people go missing in Yellowstone and shit every year? You ever looked that up? Is that true? No, I don't want to. Oh. Yeah. Well.

Look up how many missing people that are in the national parks in America. Yeah. But don't they get lost? Who knows? What are you saying? Thousands. Loss or missing annually. Some cases remain unsolved. Yeah, but don't they get lost? Who knows? What are you saying? Thousands.

Loss or missing annually. Some cases remain unsolved. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. When people go and they hike and they camp, I'm bringing guns. Now they might get taken by bears or wolves, but just in five years, over 1100 people are missing. It kind of makes sense though. Like people get lost and they starve and you know, sure don't have water. There's an estimated 330 deaths per year in our

parks. Say how many cold cases? How many, how many cold cases of people going missing in our national parks? Yeah. How many cold cases of people go missing in our national parks? Cases remain. Whoa. Now this says National Park Service reports approximately a thousand people go missing.

They're eventually found. Some vanish without a trace. But how many, uh, so there's go missing and are not, I never found. So it was a hot several hundred. Well, there's no precise annual number for 20. Some people think there's like a national park serial killer. Some people think people just get lost. Who knows what? 28 cold cases. Yeah. But 28 cold cases. Yeah, but several hundred.

That means they never found them. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Did you know that? Isn't that wild? But it makes sense. It's a large area. Yeah.

Probably get eaten up, too. You might die, and then the coyotes and everything else comes and gets you. Bears, everything, yeah. Yeah. In Africa, man, you put a body out there, the bush pigs will come in and clean everything up. Right quick. Bush Pigs.

Uh, in 2024 alone, 22,000 people were involved in search and rescue incidents. That's not gonna suck. Yeah, 2200. That's what also sucks. If people aren't prepared when they're hiking and camping, people will die searching for them. So it's so fucked up. So you make sure you know everything you can before you go hiking and camping I'm just saying like, you know be prepared some people going with like a sweater or whatever

Yeah, not enough water and then people have to search for you and those people die because they're searching for you Anywho, I have two more. This one's just interesting and I kind of want to hear your opinions on it because I don't know if this is worth it, but it's come out that Matthew Stafford, quarterback for the Los Angeles Rams, Brian, Los Angeles Rams, he is currently now the highest paid player in NFL history, even going above Aaron Rodgers. Damn. Do we think he should have that title? $391 million?

I think how long he's played though. I don't know how long. 17 seasons. He's played 17 seasons. Yeah, I know, and you don't look at him and think that. Wow. And he won a Super Bowl. He's a stud.

Makes sense as long as he's played. cuz I know the house he bought recently and I was like cuz I know Calabasas my friend of mine somebody I know very well is very good friends of him. I see him all the time Oh you do. Yeah, you see him all the time all the time. He tall guy, right? As tall as you yeah, probably my height and Just it would make sense. He made that much money though. I know number one draft number one draft pick As tall as you? Yeah, probably my height. And just... It would make sense he made that much money though. Number one draft pick.

I didn't know any of this. Number one draft pick when it really mattered, when they're getting paid. Went to Detroit, played there forever, multiple contracts there. Then came to the Rams, huge contract, won a Super Bowl, played out that contract, re-signed. He won the Super Bowl when he was with the Rams. Wow. He's 37, I don't know why he just looked younger to me. Still got some game in him.

Oh yeah, good fucking player man. You know him and Kershaw for the Dodgers are best friends. I think they went to high school together. Think of that. God. Kershaw's a fucking monster. I mean if you have to play that long-st standery free, there's a lot to it. Imagine two best friends and you're both just like powerhouses in what you do.

Yeah. At one given time, you know, best of the best. Who's his best friend? Clayton Kershaw. Um, he plays for... Pitcher for the Dodgers. Legend. He's still on the Dodgers side in one year contract, but I mean, one of the best pitchers ever. Wow. Wow. Wow.

They were teammates in high school together. How crazy is that? So what's his name? Played, Stafford played baseball too? Yep. It's cool, man. I mean, that's so much money. So much money.

I mean, that's unbelievable. Is that it, kids? Is that it? No, no, no. We have to do this last one. So this DJ whose name is Horse Girl identifies as half horse half human and she will be a Coachella. Okay, what is she? What's that Coachella?

I don't know what you want me to say. This girl literally says she's a half horse and she's going to take the electronic DJ world by storm. I believe it. She's black. I thought she was white but I heard she looks black. She's black right? Definitely black right? She's white.

Right here though I thought she was white. She's 100% white. No. It's a black girl. You want to bet? Yes. You joking right now Brian? Are you serious?

She's white. So I didn't know. Black girl Brian. No. She's white. You want to bet? Yeah. I'll bet you lunch horn before you show me me Strong yeah, yeah guarantee. She blacked she's like a black DJ right horse girl. I don't think so, but I think she's not I know for a fact You go ahead bring up chin I'm have air one for dinner. She's German

German that's all there. She is go right there. Hold on. Let me see this. That's a black girl You're buying my fucking much ethnicity in People magazine I'm gonna go ahead and say she's half black woman, ah, right She's described as a black woman horse described her CJ So people magazine asked her you are half horse, half human, but not exactly the same kind that we've seen a lot in the media. What separates you from a centaur? Horse Girl said, centaurs from what I understand,

and I'm not a biologist, but I've heard they're usually not even a full horse human, but a horse wizard, magical being, whereas I'm just a boring old human horse. I'm done. It says identity black girl. She says it. DJ.

Thanks for the lunch. Go over to the white girl over there. That's her. There she is. DJ horse girl. I'm done. I'm done. All right, is that it?

You owe me lunch. That's it. Ear one. Is that it? You owe me lunch. That's it. Ear one two coming in hot. Yeah. Brian Callan will be in Springfield, Missouri at the Blue Room Comedy Club, April 18 and 19. Springfield, Missouri, April 18, 19.

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