The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1082

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

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Yes, we did. Because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Ah, we're back on a Monday. What's up, pal? Brendan, good to see you.

Put your hand in mine. Can't wait for Austin. You're my family's out there. I'm the lone wolf out here. Yep. Yep. I'm still flying back to pod. Are you thriving out there?

Thriving out there, not thriving in Springfield, Missouri, where I love that blue room. I love the blue room. I love that town, but Easter weekend people are, we did well, but Easter weekend is when people go home. Tough weekend for daddy. Tough weekend because it's Easter weekend. Unless you're giving out Cabaret eggs. Yeah.

And also- Does no one on your team go,, let's take Easter all I it's my fault cuz I made him change the date and he was like I got this I didn't think of course they have that. Yeah three weeks out like I have Easter Yeah, there's no real comics work in the east. New York was dead. My buddy goes New York is dead No, man, and I was like be with your family. I looked around that the down. I looked around Risen motherfucker. I know Jesus the down. I looked around the town risen motherfucker. I know Jesus punished me. He punished me for, for not observing good Friday and for not observing his, his rise.

He's got a greedy. I got greedy. That's what it is. You got greedy and you paid for it. I paid for it. You paid for it. I paid for it. I could tell you that because that town, I looked around downtown and I made a video

for my wife religious there too. The only missing sage, Russ and dogs howling because it's empty it's Easter Easter he's like working on Christmas like I don't get it yeah not a good they can't work on Easter dude go home go home the fuck home do I almost canceled too but it was just too you think the club would want to cancel too it's like you guys want to be home as well yeah yeah but you know I will say Saturday was a good showing but still you know, if you're gonna go there You gotta go make sure you gotta make sure you sell it up. Yeah So that was I had a throwback. I mean kind of throw it. I got hired to do this gig

You won't remember it cuz you're fossil. But do you remember? Pimp my ride on MTV. I do remember a big pit my so the shop that did all the cars They put like fish tanks and El Caminos and whatever Freaking ice cream truck in a Lamborghini that shops called West Coast Customs and they're in Burbank So I was hired to do this gig to highlight their cars out there. Dude, it was such a throwback. I mean, they're still flourishing. Like they had Kendrick Lamar's cars in there. So they're still doing the damn thing.

Oh, dude, he's crushing it. They had Mark Zuckerberg's Porsche in there that he had a Panamera that they're making longer for his kids. Yeah. Like they're still doing big shit. Blue collar billionaires. Blue collar millionaires. Yeah, they're crushing it. It was just a throwback, man. Yeah, that's him.. Yeah. Crushing it. It was just a throwback man.

Yeah, that's him. Yep. Yep. Well, I learned that farmers, I learned that a lot of farmers have got crazy money. You got to farm country and you'll see a cute little old couple who are making $5 million a year.

Crushing it. And you're like, that couple is like, yeah, yeah, they have a, they have a home in Mendocino and. Like you drink milk, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's probably from their cows. Yeah. Yeah. Oh you like cheddar cheese, right? That's mr. Chatter That's that guy. There you go. Turn the old f-100. That's right. That's cheddar with the with that's cheddar What's he doing with the dirt on his boots? Yeah, that's yeah that guy. Yeah, I'm gonna show it off I goes to church on Sunday. Yeah. That'd be Mr. Cheddar.

That's Mr. Cheddar. Yeah. Makes more money than you'll ever have. Yeah. Uh huh. From cheese. Yeah. From cheese. Keeps it all quiet. I almost got the chance to milk a cow. I told you, I know we talked again. Again, cause I was, I saw these two guys with red beards that were growing any which way they wanted. They looked like they stepped out of the Confederate army in 1860 they have a guitar where they saw like that kid who came out that slapper during the coat with the Cove

Well, they like it what happened to them which one really can you say how angry was about a dollar not going a long ways Or whatever and they went on Rogan Mary site. He like record this music off his apples like the biggest song ever Oh, I don't remember no the West Virginia With the red hair. Yeah, the ginger. He's like dollar Yep. Yep. Yeah, he became big But is he still doing I'm sure I'm Oliver Anthony. I'm sure around his town Oliver Anthony. Yep, he's getting sucked. Yeah, there he is. He's got a lot of hair. Do you want to go to

American Idol or no? That's a red. I'd love to see him on American Idol. Nah, let him just play. And then he was mad because the right was claiming him. He's like, this ain't a right or left song. This is about America. He was like pissed off. Yeah. West Virginia, baby. I'm back. I think he's like touring now and just selling out everywhere. Well, West Virginia, by the way, that is where that's the Appalachians. That's where a lot of the highlanders from your country, from Scotland and Northern Ireland, that's where they settled.

I'm not from there. Yeah, they were a hurting people, a very aggressive people. That's also where the Hill has Eyes took place. Well, they were an honor culture and you went out there and if you weren't an outsider, you weren't welcome you were an outsider You weren't welcome. All right, so Violence was a hillbilly elegy that jd vance wrote he grew up in that. Oh, that's right He grew up in that he called his meemaw and his paw paw. Yeah, don't talk meemaw paw paw Yeah, and his and his paw and his maw paw paw. Yeah, they they were a violent group

That guy's still doing um a ton of tor like touring. I think Hatfield so much pubs off that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not roving like the next week. The Hatfields and the McCoys in that area. Are you still on your history of West Virginia? Yeah, but there was a low grade civil war between these two families, right? And they were always settling scores.

And there's a famous story about the mother of one of those, the matriarch, and the son got shot in the stomach and he was groaning in the back in the, in the house. And she goes, shut up and die like a man. Oh, that's a bad mom. Yeah, to her own son. So they were good people. Well, remember the, the documentary on Netflix on West Virginia. Fantastic. Fantastic. I didn't see it. Math, a lot of math, a lot of missing teeth. Fantastic.

Wonderful. So the wonderful whites, is it the wonderful whites? I think, is that racist or wonderful whites? It's wonderful to be white? Wonderful, wild and wonderful whites of West Virginia. That's right. There you go. I was close. That's, that right there is what I'm talking about.

It's never good when they show your family tree and there's four mugshots. Well, it's never good when they show your family tree and there's, there's a six teeth among all of them. And grandma has pigtails. It's never a good sign. She's not of them. And grandma has pigtails. It's never. She's not looking healthy. She is not looking.

You never saw that doc. It's fantastic. It's my CTV. Yeah. It's so not, not a healthy group. Uh, but they're doing their thing. Entertaining. Sure.

Do I went to Santa Barbara this weekend? I took the boys up there just for the fucks of it. I could live there. Yeah, you could Bob. It's where the very rich live. I was stealing chance out of my tax bracket. So I was talking to a friend who was married to a very... He's a very wealthy... If you say billionaire, I'm going to pull your teeth out.

Well, he's married to a very famous athlete. He's married to a very famous athlete? Yes, sir. And they moved up to... Is it a gay man? Nope. He's a stud, a great guy. Okay. He, uh, he, they moved up to Santa Barbara. Um, yeah.

Uh, on an estate there. Montecito? Sure. Whatever it is. Well, that's where, that's where Alan Oberlew. They can live anywhere and they live there. That's how nice it is. Well, the weather's always 75 and breezy, sir. It's always perfect there. It was sir. It's always perfect there.

It was great. It's, it's, it's just, the streets are so clean. It's a sleepy beach town, but don't get it twisted. It's not a beach town. It's so rich there. It's so rich. I was at a gas station and I see a guy about my age, but jacked beyond belief in a car.

I think I took a picture and sent it to you because it was special. Oh, I told you what it was, right? Yes. Yeah, I remember that. And I said, I said something to the effect of, I think he took a picture and sent it to you because it was special. I told you what it was, right? Yes. I remember that. I said something to the effect of, I think he recognized me. I said, how are you doing?

I said, your car. My buddy is a huge car guy and everything else and started talking. He made all the money and bought a house there. He said, I said, what are you doing now? He goes, I went back to work. I said, why? He goes, because I live here and it's so perfect that I started getting obsessed with my landscaping.

I get it. You know what I mean? Like there was nothing to do. Everything was so perfect. Every day. You're looking for something. He goes, I'm working out too much at my age because I don't have anything to do. And now I'm getting mad at my landscaper because he didn't trim the hedges.

Just so I had to get to work. Yeah. That can happen there too. Right. So you got to be careful. Here's what you do to save yourself from that. And'd never do it you grow your own food, I guess Right and harvest it. I don't think that's gonna even that's after a while. That's not gonna do it What do you do cook all the time? Make your no nothing worse when the guy gets older just starts cooking and gardening

She's a chef. I wouldn't mind gardening and cooking I go crazy. That's how you know, you're old as fuck Right if you start gardening and cooking. Yeah, go crazy. That's how you know you're old as fuck, dude. If you start gardening and cooking. Yeah. No, man. And die in my garden picking peas? I don't know what you do. Where's Brian? They found him in his garden. That's like Gene Hackman. The autopsy came out. His wife died like two weeks before him.

Oh, the huntivirus. Yeah. I'm still curious how the dog died. That's weird, right? Well, probably dehydration and didn't get fed. It's terrible. Two weeks though. But then Gene Hackman, he basically had a heart attack and fell over in the kitchen. Oh, and he had Alzheimer's. So here's my question. So he died a week after. So that means her body was just chilling for a hot week. Right. So she was there, she was there in the house and he might have not

have noticed or he didn't know what to do or he was disoriented. He was also 98. There's also one of those old, it could be one of those older couples. You know how they're, everyone's in their own world. He probably thought she was reading a book for a week. Yeah. And then he walked in and was like, Oh shit. Oh, the dog died of dehydration and starvation. But the other two dogs left. Yeah. And did they eat the third? Oh, I don't know.

If they're starving, it gets weird. I took Donnie on a five mile hike with Tiger yesterday. I thought Donnie was going to die. Yeah. We had water. I was giving him water, but five miles for an eight month old pup is too far. Yeah. Tiger's like, care.

I'm like, nope, he needs to learn. And now he just sleeps not he's exhausted. Exhausted. He's still a good guard dog. Oh yeah. He's great. He gets all up in our face. Yeah yeah he's just small. He's just small. Now so so the truck life is alive and well. You still lifting weights? Great. I did 100 pull-ups in seven something minutes this morning. That's pretty damn good. I was tired. Yeah, that's...

I was moving. What is that, 15 per minute? It's a lot. It's a lot to do consistently. Towards the end it gets a little dicey. I think I can do that, but it's a lot. Can I do that? I don't know, maybe.

Yeah, pull-ups you're lighter. Yeah that but it's a lot. Can I do that? I don't know maybe you have pullups your lighter Yeah, but that's hard. Let's do that 245 pounds and I'm Aaron Hernandez. Not bad and you're Aaron Hernandez Now world record for the most pubs the guy just did it. Uh, there's one hour That's so many one thought. Okay, that makes it so matching. Okay, that's how many is that? by 60, please I Can I I couldn't? Fabricate no, by the way, are those kipping pull-ups cuz I don't consider those pull-ups No, but homeboy cam Haynes boy

Did the had the world record? I think he did it for 24 hours. You ever seen that kid? Yes, jacked out of his mind. Well,'d have to be. Jacked out of his mind. You'd have to be. Yeah, I had dinner with him, great kid. And he's just, poof. But his hands from doing the pull ups were fucked too. Oh yeah. Bryce, that's 18.

1,131 divided by 60. 18 pull ups per minute. That's a shit load of pull ups. That's tough, man. Oh my God, 60? By that six set, you're like, oh wait. Yeah, this is 60 sets. You can't do one pull up, Jim. Not even one. Yeah, can you bench 225? I can bench a lot better than you can I didn't ask that once I'm gonna put honey place. You can't do one pull up

If I do this I can do it, but I can't just go like this really damn tiger can do a pull-up He's so small. We can buddy. We gotta get you. Yeah, but he's Little it's like monkey bars. Yeah, remember how easy monkey bars We gotta get we gotta get you To do one. I look like I can do a pull-up right now You should be doing ten should be able to at least one, but have you ever looked at the stats? I posted on how many men bench 225 in the world. It's like less than 1% That's nuts

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Is that two plates? It's two 45s on each side. Yeah. It's the standard since high school. I feel like we made fun of you. We could work, even somebody like me can work up to that, but it's a lot if you're a regular guy. Yeah, most regular guys can't do it.

Yeah. I can do a lot of pull-ups. I can do 50 push-ups and all that, but. 50 push-ups. Without stopping. Yeah. I did 84. Yeah. All right, take it easy. I don't do it. I don't work at it. If I work at. I did 84. Yeah.

All right, take it easy. I don't do it. I don't work at it. Yeah. If I work at it, I can do it. I'll get 225 up. I'm going to start. I'm going to go, I'm going to get a straight bar on one.

So it says one out of a hundred guys can do it. I can do 145 like I did that 15 times. I would fucking hope so, Brian. Yeah. But I can do that 15 times. 135? So I think I can do 225. I don't think so. Even though bench is not my thing. I don't think so, Brian. But I can do that 15 times. So I think I can do 22, 25. I don't think so. Even though bench is not my thing.

I don't think so, bud. No? You don't think I can do it once? And it's not a big deal. It's just not your thing. Well, it is a big deal because I'm going to do it now. Uh, yeah, you'd have to train for a year. I deadlifted with Brian Shaw, I deadlifted three 10, which.

It's not great. Dude. You're talking about where you're just pull the weight up. Do I don't three 10, but I don't work weightlifting like that. You don't have to. It's just being strong.

Do you just get on there and do it. This appointed weights. I know, but I, like, I can do farmer strong. Those guys don't bench to 25 They but they're fucking strong just from everyday life and get on there and do it. Well, yeah Yeah, we'll see I gotta go. I gotta see we're gonna do a little strength test with me See how I do do a combine be a little careful though. Yeah, you don't get hurt. I know I know

That's not even when I was doing those hundred pull-ups my biceps still not a hundo Yeah, and I and I just got the stem cells I don't want to fuck up So you see I keep switching my grip because I could feel the muscle kind of pulling a little bit pop a little easy Oh, let's see you do 225 bride of proof and it's like Do you know nothing makes you feel more like a bitch than when you got to set up the camera to film your workout? Jen you're fired nothing Makes you feel more like a little

see like a little tick tocker. Oh dude. And there's some guy deadlift and like 600 pounds is he's huge. Lads. I'll let somebody don't walk across the thing here. You got to lay down the camera. God, it's late.

Yeah. Yeah. I get it. Especially in that gym. Nobody's filming. Except for me. I'm not that guy. Sometimes you got to flex on them.

Sometimes you got to flex on them. And I'm in Hernandez. Yeah. Can we talk about that for a second? I guess. I mean, I thought I was going to have fun with it. And then the smarter people in my life, Rogan and Brian were like, do not engage in this. It's a sad story. This is nothing to joke about because I have a bunch of jokes that I was going to repost about it. I just want him to be okay.

Yeah, me too. And I really do. I want him to be okay. Yeah, me too. And I really do. I want, I want him to be okay. He's a national treasure. He gave everything in that. He's on Mount Rushmore. Yeah. BJ Penn gave everything. He's the prodigy for God's sake.

He gave his body, he gave everything. And we all love him for that. And nobody wants to see somebody going through what he's going through, whatever it is. And it's really hard, right? It's really hard to deal with mental health and whatever is happening here is beyond our capability. I think that's more than CTE. Sure.

Well, we don't know how to help some people. I mean, maybe professionals do. I don't think they do. I don't think they do. I don't know what he can do. Um, yeah, I don't know. It's not that funny though. This is a new thing. Also the, the, the Aaron Hernandez stuff isn't new. That Aaron, I've been getting called that for a hot second and I was friends with Tim Tebow. So there's a lot of similarities. When I did the Tebow golf charity event, people like Hernandez.

It happened so many times. I started signing autographs as Aaron Hernandez. So that is out there, which is also going to push this narrative. And that's a terrible look for me. Now what about your fake color with our ears? How long does it take you to get your ears exactly the same every day? Dude, you could easily do that on botched on some of these LA nip-tuck. You guys are the same human. This is my favorite.

You've met him too. I've never met Aaron Hernandez. Oh, you've never met Aaron. Fuck no. Nah, man. Nah, dude. Again, I was good at football. He was so good at football. Yeah, he was, wasn't he? Oh my God, dude. Really? Like high level, tight end? Oh my Lord, was he fucking talented. And what Pantheon, where would you put him with Aaron?

Shannon sharp and those guys. Oh, yeah Yeah, you start murdering people and sucking dick. He'd be up there fucking top top three of all time. I mean, yeah I'm more talented than Travis Kelsey like his movement faster. He could run the ball They put him at running back and shit. He was H back. He was so talented out of Gronk and him. He was the more talented one. Really? He just had some demons and was in his discipline. So no wonder. But also if you talk to anybody that was on the team with them, they're like, as far as like,

so when Gronk and Aaron Hernandez first got to Patriots for trip for rookie training camp, Gronk was like, it took me months to learn the playbook in Hernandez knew everyone where they're supposed to be for every place smart too, in like two days. He just knew football. He knew football. Wow. He was like, he knew everyone was supposed to go at all times.

Jesus. Yeah. G yeah. When it came to football, genius. Yeah. Bad murder, right? Bad cover that up. Bad at all.

Or the fucking Jordan 11 It's like dude the fucking footprint buddy and it's your size spit out his gum Fuck sakes, dude. You've never seen cold case before you spit out your gum at the murder scene I don't you murder your fucking was his sister's fiance I talked to I talked to a homicide detective thousand ways you get caught 1000 ways number one spitting out gum at the murder scene. Yeah I talked to a homicide detective a thousand ways you get caught. A thousand ways. Number one, spitting out gum at the murder scene. Murder 101, dude.

Yep. Nowadays, they just can't stay out of social media. Aaron didn't have that problem. Aaron has convicted of murder. Yep. So he got convicted of the Oden Lloyd one which was his brother lost some shit like that But the other ones one he was found innocent and the other one he died before they could Find him guilty god, so I think he his family still gets his pay

That's why I did it cuz they're gonna if he's found guilty you kind of fucked so he's like alright I'm gonna off myself so my family gets all the money before you guys get it Let me bust this nut in this cellmates mouth real quick though, but his brother has This is brother in trouble too. No, his brother still alive. I think his brother got in trouble though. I Think his brother got some in some trouble Yeah, but he had a daughter It's a sad story. Yeah, he was had a daughter. It's a sad story. DJ Hernandez, yeah, he was in trouble.

DJ? Sentenced to time served. Sentenced to time served in shooting threats case. Threats. That's another big guy. 18 months prison already served threatening to carry out a shooting at the University of Connecticut. Oh, I remember that. Oh, I remember that

Yeah, it's dark. Yeah, the family's all fucked up. The dad was fucked that they grew up in rough environment Grew up in a rough environment, but yeah, he was a hell of a football player I was in half the football player in it in Hernandez's and he was in half the fighter I was so we're not the same guy. He also has a bigger dick than me. I'll give him that I know that oh you do. Oh, yeah, I have buddies who were roommates with him Oh, yeah to peace on massive swamp tail really massive tail. God bless him. Yeah, there you go Yep, so a giant dawn great. Yeah, I'm gonna give credit where it's deserved. Yeah, you know Honker on him. Really?

Yeah. Man. He would pull it out and shit. What a great thing to call a dick too. You got a honker. Gator tail? I like gator tail. I like gator tail.

Gator tail's great, but I like honker because honker. No, you get a new recruit. Hey, you gotta check out Hernandez' gator tail. I like it, I like it, but if I took my hands off. And then he pulls down and goes, welcome to the swamp. That's good, see. Do you like that? Yeah, a lot. So if I took my hands he pulled down goes welcome to the swamp. That's good. See you like that Yeah a lot like so if I took what about this a swamp thing Swamp thing get that Gator tail out for the new recruit. Yeah, no, I'm gonna the swamp

No, no, no, let me say welcome to swamp. Don't say swamp say a bri You're God said a bri. Yeah, come check out swamp thing No Wait, who am I? Show him that Gator tail. Oh, show him that? Yeah, you say that. Say, hey, Bryce show the Gator tail?

Yeah. So you're in Hernandez and this? Yeah. All right, you don't look like him. I'm Brian. Okay. And I look like him. Hey, B.

Yeah. Get that Gator tail out for the new recruit. You asked for it, man. Welcome to the Swamp. Yeah. See what I'm saying? Okay. Come on, man.

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He has a new sheriff in town. Hey Brian show that gator Alpha Gator here. There's a new sheriff in town. Hey Brian, show them that Alpha Gator. Alpha Gator? Welcome to the swamp. Alpha Gator. Yeah, welcome to the swamp. That Gator tail.

Yeah, and he's tan. You guys want to see my Gator tail? You ever had a Gator tail? Honk honk. I don't like the honking. That's how, he's got a fucking honker. I bet he's got a hammer on him. No, but honk honk.

Hammer's not bad. Guy's got a hammer on him. Yeah. That just gets the reference right away gator tail somebody call me Thor Mmm. I don't like it too much. No, I think welcome to the swamps. Great. Yes True work. Let's break break here. All right break break break work is hell-bent on creating the most technical high-performance work here in the world Okay, what does that mean? Well, let's let's start with the true work story begins in the Colorado mountains where a trade worker knew he had to be, he had to have a better

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He's not saying no, you know saying a word and there's just me and walk out him go. God damn this ice cream is good That's what my like. All right, my three-year-old goes fucking damn it. Why that's not damn it He goes like this. He looks at me. He's like he and I'm like Cody you can't do that. Yeah Tighten up the ship. They can't get the Catholic school. I know but it's so fun for them. Yeah boss. He's not saying but the funds gone He is just isn't his vocabulary. God damn this ice cream is good. He says God damn too. Oh, half hot.

We can't. God damn it. He goes God, because he hears me. It's cute. Oh yeah. God damn it. Yeah. Fucking God damn it.

That's what he was saying. My wife was like pulling her hair out. I was like, don't, don't react to it. All I say is I go, hey, hey, listen, you can't do that because, you know, because you're little and just. It's not good. You just, you don't want that. And he's like. I'll tell okay, my boys are into watching, you know, I watch all the crime shit

Now they're into forensic files. So we had one king bed at the hotel So we all slept in the bed. They go to bed early. We walked seven miles that day So they're tired and tiger had a baseball game. I'm gonna feed so they were tired Yeah, so they sit down and he's like, put on forensic because we're like looking some like looking for cartoons. Like, fuck, I don't want to watch this till they fall asleep. Tiger was, oh, forensic files. I'm like, uh huh.

You don't say. Oh, they're my kids. You don't say. Let's solve a murder, kids. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I said, get ready for a long life because everything's a cold case when you fall asleep

early. My son is obsessed with trucks. So he's going to be a gear head. Why didn't he hit me out there obsessed with him? Oh, you bring that truck around he's gonna be like he just wants to sit in a truck, dude This is gonna be some gear talk for you people out there, but my UFC checks come in I get to spend a fraction of it. I got saved the rest we talked about this. I want a gen 5 Viper, dude There's nothing more American than a gen 5 Viper. I either want a Gen 2 or Gen 5. I'm really fucking

robbing at the Gator tail Well, clearly daddy's gonna get it used I would love a TA the ACRs are out of the budget for this I gotta save the rest of it, but I want just a In a depreciating asset, huh? I had depends which one you get. Not all cars. Orange? The TA or the ACR ones, booming. That orange is so filthy. Found a red one, it's in Canada though,

so I gotta figure out how to get that down. The blue's ridiculous. Look, that done do nothing for you? No, and I don't think you should put your money into it. I don't know how much daddy's getting in my finances though. Doesn't matter you should put your money into it. I don't know how much daddy's getting in my finances though. Doesn't matter. I saved that money, buddy. Nah, I'm saving enough, bud.

How many cars at this point do you have, Brendan? See how he has to think about it? Because he got rid of a lot of them, I think. I gained a lot, though. Seven? Seven. Seven cars. Does that include Joe's? And do you have payments on all those cars? No, I'm paid off son I don't usually like orange but that orange and that orange dope. Yeah. Yeah, it's a nice orange

Yeah, I'd love to get around Austin that bad boy only comes in six-speed chin. You like that manual only can get manual But Jen five they're going up in price though. So you gotta do it before it goes Hopefully the market crashes a little bit so they come down That'd be tasty though You'll go in that thing with me I'll drive you around Austin Now the Austin studio, it's gonna be done June 1st. They hit us. June 1st.

We have some permits. Gotta get some permits. Now Texas isn't the Wild West as we thought. They went, bitch, you need permits for that. Oh, say less. Okay, yeah, it's a city now. Yeah, yeah. It's still a major metropolitan city.

That's right. Yeah. There's certain things you gotta do. Yeah. I thought it was Wild West, shoot from the hip. No. Rogan had trouble with the mothership, I think just trying to get all the permits It's a there's a whole there's a whole system there. It's you know, you know some good little boys

And they you know, you get their beaks wet things are what they are now that's they're doing it. Yeah, they're doing it We get there. I think I just saw that car for three hundred ninety five thousand dollars the ACR Yeah, but you could originally buy it for a hundred and twenty. They go up in value. Yeah. Oh boy. Yes Oh, let's go up in value. Yeah. Oh boy. Yes Why why do they go it's just a diffuser blade kid is $395. Oh Yeah, no, there's some gen 5 ACRs for like shit for four hundred seventy thousand Oh my lord. Yeah, they go up in value certain cars go up invite really Ferraris I want the TA don't they're Porsche is the best value by far. Really?

By far. A Porsche Porsche. But, but it depends on the Porsche. Depends on the Porsche, but all nine 11s are safe bet. Really? Oh yeah. All nine 11. You've seen it.

The GT threes, the GT twos, the RS's like the new GT three RS for, you know, just regular price MSRP. You're looking at, I don't know. for, you know, just regular price, MSRP, you're looking, I don't know, 185 grand, but then you could resell it literally the same day for 400, some are going for 500. People want them, there's not enough of them, people want them. Damn.

Yeah, the Porsche's crushing it, man. Yeah, still a great car, still amazing. Reliable, the best, nothing beats a Porsche. And would you get that in stick, obviously? I would, yeah, I'd get a GT3, still amazing. Reliable, the best. Nothing beats a Porsche. And would you get that in stick, obviously? I would, yeah. I'd get a GT3 Touring stick. That's the whole point. Yeah.

It's a drive-in car. You know what's crazy is no matter how, I mean, I guess if you're like a professional maybe, but even that PDK, which is basically automatic, you can't compete with the computer. It shifts way faster than a human can. So the fastest cars are automatics. Always, always.

Really? It's all changed. There's no air. Everything's, you know. I'm ready to get to Austin though, dude. Yeah, man. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.

Joanna, when she got back, she's like, I kind of just want to stay out there. I'm like, okay, well. Yeah. There's a whole world out there, and it ain't just in LA. Yeah, I know Yeah, I find this I think this this city is depressed. I think the city is I think cuz we're leaving Yes, everyone the entire city's depressed. Yes, it is They get the Pope dying then us leaving LA the city's depressed. It's it's you've got City councils with a bunch of anti-growth communists on them. Yeah, it's, uh, you've got city councils with a bunch of, uh, anti-growth communists on them.

Yeah. It's getting weird. Yeah. It's getting weird, dude. Chin was in, uh, Austin all weekend looking for a place. Were you? He went by the studio. No shit. He broke into the studio. How was it? I saw where the studio was going to be at. It's dope.

Chin broke in and looked at the studio space. I brought it in. Great. You know how cool Chin Chin was out there. I'm psyched. That's a good spot, right, Chin? Pope Francis died at 88, everybody. Yeah.

You have pneumonia or some shit? Champion to the poor. Uh, you know, he's 88. What's, and what's the whole thing when they pick the new Pope, the black smoke, they like light that when the- White or black smoke, right? I think white's the new one.

Black means he died. Yeah. I don't know what it is. Yeah. Double pneumonia. Double pneumonia. Yeah. It's in both lungs.

Right. You have two lungs guys. He was a guy, I will say about the pope. I would just say pneumonia. What I've heard about the pope was he was the guy who said, no, I'm not having my robes made by this particular tailor. No, I'm not having my robes made by this particular tailor. No, I'm not going to be, you know, there were all these, all these expenses.

And he tried to kind of remember what the church was there for, which was for the poor. Yeah. We covered up a lot of it. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a tough conversation. Oh, you mean the Vatican, oh, you mean the Vatican that covered up and protected pedophiles and sadists and child rapists. It's hard for me to get on board with that. Oh yeah?

Well it should be. Because they've never ever really... No. It's still going on. They had lawyers that were... You think it's stopped? There were lawyers that crushed and silenced people. And relocated these priests that blessed the kids that...

And they're living the Vatican right now, these criminals. Of course. And the Vatican and the Catholic Church should have come to terms and still have come to terms and still have a problem with what they did. Which what they covered up and what they protected. That's what- It's still going on. Of course it is. That stuff's not stopping. Yeah, but it's a stain that they will never rid themselves of. And the only way to do that is

they should have, you want to talk about sunlight being the best disinfectant? They should have taken every one of those guys and they should all be in jail forever. Or kill them, just kill them. I mean, I agree. You had sadistic pedophiles who were using the cloth, the paper cloth. And they relocated them.

As their way of hiding. Yeah, I can't get on board that. They kept getting protected. I can't get on board. Disgusting. We got you. Let's take a little break, B, because one thing we like to do is keep our family safe,

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Yeah. No, no, no. Come on. But, um, before my, I would think I'm like, Oh, I hope this person survives. Now the more I watch these dash cams and body cams, it sounds really bad, but I'm like, they say, Oh, after this many things, he didn't make

it. I'm like, yeah, please do it games. When they're at the piece of shit assholes, I'm like, hell yeah. No, the world's better off. Yeah. You know, there are a lot of people that are, are, if you see somebody, what's that thing where, where the Ozarks, right? Telling a story about, uh, he's going to kill them and he's telling a story cause the guy stole from the drug dealer.

He's talking to him a story about how his father fired their nanny that they had. No, she's her first employee. Yeah, like. Yeah, he owned a. He only stole this thing. He goes, what do you do? Do you fire her? Do you forgive her?

Yeah. You think you fire her? If she does that, she can do it again. Well, also because this is the first time she's been caught. Yeah. She's been doing it. It's not the first time she's done it.

Yeah. So that, if you steal and you do those kinds of things and you're a liar and all that, it's the first time you's done it. So that if you steal and you do those kinds of things and you're a liar and all that, it's the first time you've been caught. But you've been doing that for a long time. There's always a pattern. What do you got, Jen? Alrighty.

Which one do you wanna do first? Let's start with this one. So this was a funny clip I found of this girl karaoke-ing and she literally did not know Tom DeLonge was sitting right there and she's just going... singing all the small things? Oh yeah. Oh shit, he's all okay Why is she ruining by yelling like that He's all laughing I just think it'd been better if he got up there and sang. Do you know Fiona Apple? Yeah. So I was with her one time when this girl was,

this girl was at the brew house in Westwood and singing her song, Criminal, so badly. Or no, Sleep to Dream, which is a great song. Sleep to Dream and just like butchering it. Fiona was watching, she was just like this. She used to love to watch stand up, and she especially loved watching people, like the guys who bombed.

It wasn't because she liked seeing them bomb, she just was fascinated with how they would think that was funny. So she would be obsessed with that, she'd just be like, wow, it's interesting how. Is Tom DeLong the guy who's into like aliens and shit? Yeah. Yeah. He's great.

Oh, he is. Yeah. Yeah. Super into it. So this weekend, just we're all aware, we had Easter, we had Coachella, and we had WrestleMania. Do they let you into Coachella if you're over the age of 35? I'm sitting on, I've never been.

Do they? I'm not going there. I'll tell you that. I just don't get it. Do people still, if you're a performer, I get it, but if you're over 35, do you still go? Oh, so many people go and they did the Fire Fest thing. They had like $10,000 campgrounds on site that were just tents with two beds in them and people

bought them. Oh yeah. Man, people want to go. You know? Who was the main performers? I think Gaga was the big one. That's a big one. And then Coachella performers? I think Gaga was the big one. Um. That's a big one. And then Coachella 25. I just watched it. But then you can watch the live stream for free on YouTube. Oh yeah. And why would, why wouldn't you just do that?

Well, you know, you want to be there. Do you? And you want to look fabulous. You want to do a bunch of drugs. Yeah. You want to be high. Oh wow. That's a good lineup. Lady Gaga, Green Day, Post Malone, Travis Scott. Travis Scott flew from Coachella straight to WrestleMania last night. He had a little appearance, which by the way, I know none of you care, but John Cena has beaten Ric Flair's record. Oh my God. 25 times? He's 17 times world champion. He is? Yes, dude. 17 times world champion? Hard work, hard work. Dude. Hard work, dude.

That's incredible. Dude, 17? Yeah, what's Freddie Freeman? Two time champion in MLB? Who is that guy who spit in- What's Kobe? In Vince, Vince, in Vince-

Vince McMahon. McMahon's face because Vince took the title from him. Bret Hart. Yeah. That was the Montreal screw job. Yeah, Brett Hart, you gotta relax. You're not a real world champion. You never take the title from them when they're in their hometown.

That's just a no-no. Yeah, that's ground upon. Yeah, guess what? It's fine. No, Vince beats upstairs. And then his brother died in the ring a couple weeks ago. Yeah, Brett Hart fell off the thing. That's awful, that's awful.

But I'm saying- It's real to me. Let's not, let's not, everybody calm down with like getting your title taken. Dana White was there and got booed. You hear that? Yeah. Where? WrestleMania?

Why? Because TKO owns it, so they own WWE and UFC, so they're blending it together a little bit. I said this on the shop show, it's like those food truck fusions, when it's tie in tacos. Nah, bitch When you blend it together, they don't mix so I the the WWE fan base and UFC fan base. I think it's very different So I think they announced him they thought he'd get a big pop. They're like fuck this guy you do the real stuff Get out of here gay That's what I heard

You know the. fan base. Like, get out of here, bitch. Dana White is here. He also did the opening credits, which they usually would never have someone like him do. Like, announcing like, tonight's the night. Like, that whole thing. You better get Ron Perlman.

Why the fuck's Dana doing that? Yeah. So I just think when he makes worlds, it's like, you gotta do what you're good at. WrestleMania just as big as ever, right? WB is massive. It was at two nights in Vegas. You'll see how big the WWE is because they got how five billion dollars from Netflix. UFC is not not gonna even get a billion. Wow That's up WWE's massive. You and I are like the only ones that don't watch it. That's right Take a little break buddy Can we do because this episode of the fire kid is brought to you by progressive insurance fiscally responsible financial genius

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right and yeah WWE is massive so I know your friends with Stone Cold we all know he's my Mount Rushmore he came out on one of those like badass ATVs and was hauling it around the ring. But then he ran into the wall on accident and hit a girl back in her chair and like knocked her out of her chair. And then you look over and there's like all these people in suits trying to calm this girl down because she's like losing it. Like I just got hurt. He ran into me and like Stone Cold's doing his bit, but keeps going over to like breaks character to check on this girl. So I'm very interested to see what's going to happen.

Cause WWE is probably worried she's going to sue, but I assume if you sit in the front row, there's no like waiver you have to sign if you get hit with a chair or some shit. I don't know. Do they do that? I bet the dad's going to work out a deal where they're always in the front row for the rest of

their lives. Or she gets a bunch of Stone Cold merch or some shit. Should be fine. It's like the guy who caught the Otani 50-50 ball and they're like, we'll give you 300 bucks. He's like, bitch, please. I'm keeping this. And then I think that from like 500 grand, he's like, no. Fuck, I just went through a whole thing of- You zoned out this entire time. I almost crushed my legs with a stunt like that.

I was shooting a, this thing hammer and coop and the car had to break through glass. That guy has me against the, he's got me like this and he and I are standing there and the car breaks through glass and skids around and stops here. Stun drivers doing it. Yeah. And I, I was like, he's coming really close. How is he? Cause my, um, here's a steel beam.

Yeah. Yeah. And the car's going to come here. If he miscalculates by three inches, I'm going to get my legs crushed. Yeah. And I said to the guy, I said, Hey, trust me on this.

When you hear it screech, jump up on the truck. Don't leave your legs here. Jump up. Because he's getting too close. And I never forgot. I jumped up on the truck in the fucking car. He hit wall? Yeah, it was literally would have crushed my legs.

Can you imagine? Just going through that in my head going, ugh. I don't know if I'd do a show with you if you were paraplegic. If you're like in a wheelchair. Well, I would have had no, my feet would have been all bunched up. That's kind of funny. I would have been on a walker. You wouldn't have done, yeah.

It'd be tough. Because then my jiu-jitsu wouldn't have been as challenging. You come Yeah, that's kind of funny. I would have been on a walker. You wouldn't have done. It'd be tough. Because then my jujitsu wouldn't have been as challenging. You come rolling in every day. Oh, man. I got to push you everywhere. And that shit will happen, huh? I'll tell you what, daddy rolled his calves out,

and he's a new man. Oh, it felt nice? Oh, yeah. New man. I've been walking a lot lately, man. Have you? Yeah. Is this the video of him crashing in?

I kind of don't care. No, this is just, you know, we've all seen the girls on the fake ponies, riding horses around, and now this is something else I feel like the world just has to watch, because I had to watch it. Right. Air guitar national championships.

Mom James Jeannie. She cooking a little something. Wait, what's the competition air guitar she started off cooking in the kitchen all right this was on espn8 by the way is there technique to it i don't know only on espn8 the ocho i think i'm just as good. I feel like if there was aliens, they'd come down, they'd say, like, let's just get out of here. Yeah, I think I'm just as good as that.

The alien come out, like, just fuck it. Yep. You did Danzig, right? What was the song that you did? I forgot what it was. Yeah, Mother. Mother, that was badass. That's basically air guitar. Yeah, and it's also air singing, too. You were singing it? Brian was actually singing it. Or lip that was bad ass. That's basically air guitar. Yeah. And it's also air singing too. You were singing it? Ryan was actually singing it.

Or lip-syncing. Ryan was actually singing it. Yeah. Oh, that was awesome though. Big difference. Yeah. No, Ryan was actually singing and moving around. This bitch is doing what we do in our shower.

Making a career out of it. Look my way. Here's another good one. This gentleman just got out of anesthesia And I don't know we've most of us had surgeries and we say some wild stuff Let's play this one husband who just woke up from surgery clearly still delirious started spilling all Its tea in front of his wife. Check this out you just don't do I love you you still believe anything so many times last night when you say he was going to work where was it

I was at my baby mama's house. Baby mama? I don't have no, I'm not pregnant. Everybody's talking about you, stupid. I got my son in the same room. I'm gonna be a daddy. I'm gonna be a daddy. Wow, that's that. One commenter said, unplug him and charge your phone.

A husband who just woke up from surgery clearly is still in the series. There you go, buddy. He's like, I like you because you're stupid. I'm stupid. Not great, guys. Yeah. He's kind of funny.

Yeah, but it also might just be him. He might just be out of his mind, but also that's the truth, right? Yeah. It seems like a guy is not going to make that up. He's had a threesome. And then also, she was like, where were you the night before? Is that baby mama? Is she pregnant? That's the truth, right? Yeah. It seems like a guy is not going to make that up. Yeah. Three. So, and then also she was like, where were you the night before? Is that baby mama?

She pregnant. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if he's creative enough to make all that up. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Yep. Okay.

We'll do one more. Uh, this is another funny clip I found. And the point of it is just two people fighting on a boat, but the guy being interviewed is just classically like like almost like I love turtles. Oh I know this one. What do you say? I'm a kid he says. One of the passengers on that boat is now breaking his silence.

It's. I paid $300 to rip some zins and maybe I'm on tik-tok and my pastor's pulling me aside saying why didn't you step in like bro? I'm three high noon deep the passenger was just feet away Altercation claiming the boat trip turned from peaceful to panic in seconds next thing You know Captain Florida man's trying to WWE body slam a 19 year old Southampton Waffle House 300 days on the water and the other 65 and anger managed Captain you guys fantastic in prison

Managed the best charter captain. He's guys fantastic. Yeah in prison Escalated into a physical altercation I want to watch grown men square up on miners. I'd hit up a little league game in Pasco County Cheese on $2 picture This is too good footage. This is passenger. The memories are already burned in didn't catch any snapper, but it did catch a subpoena and sun poisoning The memories are already burned in. I didn't catch any snapper, but I did catch a subpoena. And sun poisoning. Regina Wilson Fox 13. He's a comic.

So I hate to ruin your parade. It's fake. They just edited it this way. They added him in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew it was fake. Yeah, it's all fake. But that's not the real victim.

Like, he's not a part of it. Yeah, but this incident did happen. Yeah. Yeah, that happened, but that guy talking like that, like, he's jokes are written. Yeah, it's very funny, though. Yeah. Yeah that happened, but that guy talking like that like I could see Yeah, it's very funny. I was like Yeah, it got some eyes and got Brian for a hot second. Okay, everything gets no it didn't get me No, I was like, nah, it's way too Off the cut many jokes that are yeah, nobody's off. They're great. Yeah

You know Tim Dylan Are you doing? Oh, oh Tim doesn't specials so fucking funny. Is it? I see it. He's great. It's so good. I mean we could make this a shorter episode for today, but uh, I have one little thing I don't know if you guys seen this video. It's from a long time ago And it just it just says the barrier was like And he basically got assaulted or molested by the barrier Oh wow This is okay Well, there you go. This is okay.

It's good. Run low on current events. Yeah, we are. No, no, no, I got a good one. This one, this is very sad though. This is why I'll never ever. So my friend is friends with the guy who works at this. And he says he's a maintenance guy and he goes don't ever fly on those helicopters because in New York They don't take care of these helicopters. No, not just that I just I would never want to fly in a house This is an outrage. They're safe as shit. Usually people live in a I'm not doing this is crazy But that's a family that died. Yeah, it's a family You know terrifying that shit is and even though it fell in the water they all died instantly No, no, they thought the fell on like a on land somewhere near the water I found water what still die if it falls in water they fell from way. Are you sure about yes that blunt?

You can see the water watched it watch see it Yes, see that water. Yeah, that's awful. I Got one for you my My algorithms pretty messed up nowadays. Chen, will you go to this Instagram? What is it? Three kids and three adults. That's terrible.

Yeah. I'm not getting on a helicopter with my family, man. I would never. Those Hawaii tours, the Vegas tour. My wife, I remember my first wife and she was like, let's get on a water air balloon No, and our kids know our kids were very young. I go. I'm not doing that No way we got children. I'm not doing it. All right, but you never hear about people can fucked up in Air Boons

Are people still riding Air Boons? I don't steamboat Springs where I used to live in Colorado dude. It's literally Flames that keep you up. So you're a basket exactly That's the worst way to die and it's like a slow death too. Cuz you're yeah, well enough you fall Yeah, well you you would jump without a doubt. You'd rather die that way than just be burned alive Would you or not in an air balloon? I'm never doing it all so I would never do do yeah I don't get the appeal of it either. Oh look up here here Yeah, man having children turns you into a fucking scaredy-cat. No even before that I was smart enough not to go that bullshit So my algorithms real messed up nowadays. This came across my page bless you and

It goes finally a page that only posts horrible accidents Play this one. Is there a cooking show and he gets his finger? So it has to be a finger cup. Oh my God. What was that? Oh man. A finger.

But is that a blender? It's a blender you put in a pot. You know the things that like, You can't do that buddy. Oh my gosh. You can't do that. Does it show his finger? You don't see it fly off like a hot dog?

I see it, I'd like a close-up right off I like how he powered through it. Oh that hurts. So yeah, this whole website just shows like I mean There's a girl with the chainsaw. I don't want to see it. Yeah, I don't see yeah No, well, you know, you know, let me see. Let me see the top right don't play that for me this one Yeah, not that bad. You won't see what happens. Oh, she's a chainsaw. I don't play that for me this one yeah this one's not that bad you won't see what happens oh she's a chainsaw i don't like all the music oh just nipped her thigh no no her finger oh there are other ones on here that are groups up oh why would she do that because she doesn't know i paid attention you don't think she knows not to touch the blade It's just you don't operate machinery unless you know what you're doing. It's gonna make her cook in the kitchen a lot I wanted you guys to

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Yeah, it's a whale. Yeah, it must be that one. Is it? Yeah, that's the one. Oh, that's pretty cool. Oh, yeah, that whale was trying to get at all those fish and they were under the boat. So when you see all those birds, get away from there because there's something bigger. If you're a fisherman, you want to go towards the birds. But if you don't want to get eaten by a whale, go in. They come up like this. Where the birds are is where the fish are.

So basically the fish that you want to catch are chasing these bait fish up to the surface. And then the birds are grabbing the bait fish. You're getting the fish underneath. So you guys start throwing them. And then there's something even bigger, like a whale under there. Yeah.

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