The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK with special guest Trevor Bauer | TFATK Ep. 988

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk with former MLB pitcher and Cy Young Award winner Trevor Bauer. They cover all things baseball and much more. Also, the guys talk current events around the world including Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul being sanctioned as a pro fight, Danny Elfman's buff bod at 70 years old and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER GiveLegacy - visit https://givelegacy.com/ and use promo code FIGHTER for 10% off True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip!

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby Let's go, let's go, let's go we go we go Sun eyes and chin Sun eyes and chin Chinny chinny chinny And a sun na na na na

Chinny chinny chinny And a sun na na na That's all I've come up with in the song. Oh wow, sorry, I was going to get into my song. Hey guys, I'm okay. I'm alright. I thought about you. The tornadoes in Oklahoma.

Yeah, I'm alright. I'm alright. It was scary. I was thinking of you in that movie Twister. Dude, Oklahoma, I joke around. They don't joke around about tornadoes, right? There's so much damage. They're dead serious about it.

My second show, my first show Saturday was sold out. My second show was three quarters full and I go, I thought we were going to sell out because that was the prediction. Tornadoes. He goes, yeah, but not, but there's a tornado watch. And I was like, what? And people stayed home. But I mean, you know, but, but, but they don't, it's not really, they don't

have a sense of humor about it. It's real. And I said, I said, what if you, why don't I just get a tornado like proof house? And they go, that doesn't exist. You'd have to have missile proof walls and windows. That's me. Yeah. It'd have to be all likeproof walls and windows. Because it has to be, yeah, it'd have to be all, like, steel and, like, so low to the ground. Yeah, because it takes shit and it whips it into you.

You ever see the movie Twister? I ain't. They're recreating it. Yeah. It's where they chase tornadoes. Did you see some of those videos of those giant tornadoes in Nebraska and Iowa? And they're in their cars. They're like, where are we going to go? It's like,

have you ever been in a tornado? I've not. Cause even growing up in Colorado, I don't know. I don't think we're part of tornado alley. They call that whole area tornado alley. Yeah. And then as a kid, I remember the signs going, my dad like get to the basement and we'd go straight to the basement. And then we'd wait and then the news would tell you it's okay and we'd come out. Yeah, for me, I got to my, my flight was at 740 in the morning. I knew you weren't getting out. I wanted to go see my kids right away. I'll wake up early and, oh look, my flight's delayed by 915.

I'll get a little more sleep. That's fine. 1254, delayed 1254. And it get a little more sleep. That's fine. 12 54. Delayed 12 54. And then I get there and I look at the guy and I go, what's going on? He goes, we don't know. But the crew timed out. So we're waiting for another plan. I went see you later. I run over to Southwest. I spend way too much on a ticket. I go just get me down. I gotta get back. I gotta get back. They could tell you any price and you're like, yeah.

Well, it was 700 bucks, but I had to get home. You gotta get home. I gotta get home. Wait in the airport all day. Oh. Take all my money. Oh, it gets better. Whatever it takes.

That flight never left. I got a full refund on that flight. I'm walking, I'm in, I'm in, um, I'm in Vegas. And I have to wait till 3.30. And a woman, on the thing, I'm just walking by the thing, she goes, looking for one volunteer, we have a flight that leaves in half hour earlier. I go, what? I'll take that.

She goes, yeah, it leaves in 40 minutes. You'd have to run up there. I go, okay. She goes, we'll give you a $600 voucher and a full refund on the $700 ticket. There you go. I was like, oh, I just made $1,000. That's nice.

Yeah, thank you, Tornadoes. So you kind of broke even. But those Tornadoes, yeah, the planes can't do anything. Yeah. They can't fly into it. They can't get near it. Like, it's a nightmare. I knew it.

Yeah. Had sat next to a very nice man who was legally blind. Very nice man. But also loved to talk. And Well, yeah, because he can't see. Yeah, so he was talking and telling me stories that he's such a good guy guy and he had actually funny stories

But he was laughing really hard at the stories. He's laughing to that his own stories kind of like Tucker Carlson. Yes His own stuff. Yeah That we're yeah this guy had a great laugh but I'm nice man and then His son he found out I was a comic, which is always a mistake, right? No kidding, what's your name? And then he texts his son, who's a comedy fan, and his son gives the guy my entire resume,

and he's like, wow, my son loves you, blah, blah, blah. Now, you're gonna be, we got an hour, well, we got two hours, sir. That's why you just put the, you go, oh, that's crazy, man, I'm listening to a book. He couldn't see me, man, I'm listening on button. Well, he couldn't see me, so what I was doing was, I'm a bad person, but I was reading as he was talking,

nice guy, but I was just reading. You just kept going, huh? Yeah, ha, ha, ha. And you just kept going the whole flight? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, and then he's such a good guy, I finally said, I said, I gotta, cause he goes, he kinda noticed,

he's like, yeah, anyway, sorry. I'm ramly I go no no it's okay. I just got to read the script. I have to get this done I just realized but did he go That's a book asshole. No. He said he went he goes that thing is way bigger than I expected it Oh, no, do you do this? Is that a python? Yeah, and I said yeah sure is I'm smuggling smuggling the legal python Yeah, and I said, yeah sure is I'm smuggling smuggling illegal pythons Go and get your hands. What's a big old jungle snow? Give him a kiss. It's a big old Wet sloppy kiss. Yeah, what's I know it's actually a popsicle

You know what's funny about when you get to be my age at 57 and you're talking to a guy who's probably 65 Whatever it is and and and then you you you say And then he says, you know, and I'm 55, so, and you go, oh, you're two years younger than me. So what do I look like? This is interesting. Because I said to my wife, I said to my wife something, something to the effect that I look younger than my age, my wife goes, no, you don't, you look 57,

you know that, right? I went, hey, fucking, whoa, whoa. You look good for 57. Yeah. But don't always get confused you for 40. She's going to an Alzheimer's benefit, and she, this morning, she goes, I mean, you know, I'm gonna go because, you know,

I go, you know what? I don't have any fucking Alzheimer's in my family, so what do you mean? You never know. And then the other day she goes, you know what's the bummer is, I was talking to my mom, is that I found this person, I found found my person But I'm gonna have to say

But I'm ultimately gonna have to say goodbye Hey, hey man, these are facts what the fuck these are facts So she woke up little grumpy pants. She's just honest. Little grumpy pants. Yeah, when you text me on Sunday, you're like, awfully quiet this weekend. A, I knew the tornadoes. Yeah. I just know.

Well, you hit me with that. You were like, how are those tornadoes treating you? Yeah, yeah. Because you know, because you've been there when that happened. Yeah, they had to- Look at that. They had to like rush off.

I was doing a big casino during the middle of the tornado. Right. And they had to run out. And then I still had to perform. Dude, hey, what's going on with this tornado, this weather here, huh? And we have a drizzle in LA, it ruins everybody's day.

Nightmare. You guys have fucking Armageddon, the Lord's finger. Dude, nightmare. Right? Yeah, tornadoes and... And it cuts through, like a tornado will cut through like a surgical knife. Oh yeah. Look at that. Picks up cows.

Oh yeah, and takes their skin off. Homes, cars. Look at that. I'm telling you, watch the movie. Are you fucking kidding? The new twister looks lit. I'm not into tornadoes really, but that new twister will be. Oh!

Holy shit. It just goes through the houses. Dude. Dude. What the fuck are we talking? How do you get attached to anything or anyone in your house? Think about the cleanup crew.

Think how long that takes to clean up. Look at that. How do you even survive that? Do you just, look at this, wait, wait. What the fuck? You gotta get low. What? What?

Like they used to, in school I remember, in Denver they used to have like tornado Like emergency classes and if you're on the street and there's tornado you'd like lay in a gutter I was like, oh, I feel like I should just run from it. But yeah national weather pretty fast a government organization Run by NASA. I believe and everybody's like, oh NASA's corrupt. Are they they give you free fucking weather? What about now if you're a father just saying the other weather station Government isn't all yeah, I was Friday. I was in Phoenix mean tiger went to Phoenix some racing do a little race Because now they have cars. They're called. It's the 170 class for tiger for kids man seven eight year olds and is he doing it? Oh, yeah, that's so cool. So T. yeah. You're gonna turn him into a car nut.

He loves it. Loves it. Yeah. Boy did daddy fuck up though. Got him into expensive cars? He's always been in expensive cars because he's my kiddo. But I mean racing is so expensive compared to other sports. You need to be a land baron.

So expensive. I mean at a kid level we can figure it out but if he gets older he likes it. Oh I had a guy real quick about horses. We were talking about horses. He was a shoe Horner, a shoe guy. Did he DM you? He goes, yeah, he goes, let him know we make a lot more than a hundred grand a year, which is true.

That's what I was telling you though. He made over a hundred grand. Yeah, they make a lot of money. No, yep. So that guy DM'd me too. And then I had another guy DM me who works for F1 team and goes, send Brian this. The minimum, the minimum to do F1 racing,

and not even at the highest level, is minimum 10 to 21 million a year. What, what? So that's what it costs to just run a car. Just to go. Just to have a little fun. That's different than putting on horseshoes though. Okay, but wait. That's what it costs to just run a car. Just to go. Okay. Just to have a little fun. That's different than putting on horseshoes though. Okay, but wait.

That's so different. What age is it, the 10 to 21 million? Well, if you want to be in Formula One. That's for Formula One. Like to get involved. That's like the top of the top stuff. You need a team. The whole team.

Okay, okay. Yeah, team cars, the maintenance, the mechanics, it's a fucking beast. Tires, parts, I mean it's a nightmare. But yeah, me and Tiger went down there and then my boy was, he has a race team, he has all the things set up, he teaches kids how to race. I rented a truck, drove from Phoenix to there, his house about an hour outside Phoenix,

and then his race track's about an hour and a half away. So we load up the race cars, trucks, we drive there, we're there till night, we're there like eight hours racing all day just doing laps, nonstop tracks, and he's teaching me and Tiger. We get done, we drive an hour and a half back from the race track, we're saying bye, see ya, see ya. Like, see ya man, it's 9.30 at night, 10 o'clock at night,

and I go, see ya. Oh fuck are my keys. And then it hit me like, oh I left them on that other race car. I go, dude, you're going to hate me. I was, what happened? I left my rental keys back at the track. He's like, ah, everyone's so tired.

Cause you gotta drive another hour and a half pack. I'm like, you gotta, and it's already about 10 o'clock. Tiger's fast asleep. So I wake him up We drive another hour and a half there So it's like 11 30 she gets about midnight. Then my hotel was two hours From there, so we got to bed around 3 a.m. I Want to see I'm like I would have said I would have said I would have paid somebody

To go to that track and get me my keys. I would have said I'm have paid somebody to go to that track and get me my keys I would have said I'm gonna give you five hundred dollars To get fucking keys. I'm with you. You try to do the same This guy more money than you and me come on. No, I'm close. Yeah, so if I was like, hey, do you can you give some? Oh, he'd like why couldn't you had somebody there at the track driving? No, it's his track. We're the only ones on the track. He owns the track. Jesus. There's there was nobody So he was and it was also 10 o'clock at night on a Friday back. Yeah, I was it. Can you give me a ride back? Oh, no Hey, man. Thanks for all the stuff. Can we write back?

Hated me. I don't know if I have it's back. Be let's take a little break, dude Mmm, cuz UFC 301 in Brazil is this Saturday. It's in Rio, dude. Could it get any better? It can. When you get in on the action over at DraftKings Sportsbook, the official sports betting partner, the UFC, it is a banger card with the flyweight title on the line in your main event. Pantoja is back he's in his home country in Brazil good luck Ben against that dude our boy sure

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for eligibility and deposit restrictions, terms, and responsible gaming resources. Ninety minutes. Oh, and responsible gaming resources. 90 minutes. Oh, and Tiger was so exhausted. And then he had to drive back. He loves it though, stopped by gas stations and shit. Yeah, he loves it. He loves the gas stations. He must have been so tired.

He was exhausted and he was supposed to have a home run derby on Saturday and he missed it. Yeah. Yeah. What time did you wake up? Uh, our flight was at 8 AM. Oh, that's terrible. So he got no sleep zero. You're stunting your child's growth Yeah, which is probably probably yes since he's the size of a 14. Yes. He's massive. Yeah, so, you know he could stand to it

I told him I said dad fucked up You should have been in bed earlier dad fucked up That kind of stuff where you just you know, well, that's like I went to Greece. I've never done this I my buddy who's got all the money, he goes, come on a yacht, Greece, you and your lady, you won't touch, you know, your wallet, it's all free. I go, I'm not gonna say no to that, but getting me anywhere is like, but you know,

but my wife is like, fuck you, we're going. I'm like, all right. So I get, we're packed up, ready to go to Greece. It's exciting, you know get out of the uber I Get there. We're gonna go check in You have any idea nothing. I left my fucking I had my passport I left my phone and my wallet in the uber Oh, and I had to nothing race with nothing

But yeah, and I had just a passport and that was your passport though But still passport, but I had no money and I had no nothing. Oh speaking of trips Speaking of trips, so you and I are going and we do to Alaska. Are you coming? Listen, hold on hold on walk you go for do the announcer man for you fucking ruining I talked to them this morning and Lex Yeah, and they're like well, there's six spots on the boat. You guys are only some four we need two more I said well our producer Chen Loves murdering fish his audience is actually knows that he's a fisher

It'd be great content if chin came along they said he's coming Chin all expense paid It'd be great content if Chin came along. They said, he's coming. Chin? All expense paid. Chin's coming. That's going to be a blast. I cannot. That's my dream come true. I've always wanted to go to Alaska.

That was my biggest dream as far as traveling. That's awesome. Wow. Well, thank you, guys. Appreciate it. One thing about Brendan and I, we are outdoors guys. We are fishing. Oh, my God.

Well, you're a hunter. Brendan and I, we love the old sea, too. We like to really hunt though. You are a hunt. I hunt. Hold on. He's been hunting. I played basketball last weekend. I don't refer to myself as a basketball player. I've been hunting, been hunting over four times and listen, you're probably at this point, you know what I mean? I mean, Ella. I mean I track animals Sure, and as long as I have plenty of gear and plenty of guides I can you know, I'll shoot a deer all day You know what I'm saying, but chins coming to Alaska

That's really cool dream come true. So the 25th to the 29th I don't know. We'll figure it out. We're gonna have out we're gonna have a great fucking time chin Yeah, three cameras and and recording. I mean, I'll do some b-roll stuff, but I want to just enjoy we have a guy there, but yeah Oh hilarious you thought you knew what Oh Well, we have a guy for that whoo the staff Oh, we have a guy for that. Who? The staff.

Really? To relax and kill fish. So we have somebody who's going to shoot stuff. We've got Marcus that's coming up. Mark. Mark's coming. Oh, Mark's coming. All right.

Good job. Didn't know that. Yeah. And then we got to do a little podcast maybe from there. I mean, we can. Hey, hey. Canada podcast. One time at one thing at a time.

Let's just get through it. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Canada podcast. Just go have fun. Yeah. Quit thinking about all this bullshit. Yeah, let me enjoy pride. Yeah Like you we won't have to bring stuff on the boat win whistling got ourselves a salmon. That's all we need, right? We'll be able to yeah, we'll get good video content. Yeah I'll definitely help you looking to catch Dude halibut salmon, whatever they have. Yeah. Hey, what if, like, if we rewind this, Jim,

like, oh, it's my dream, I can't wait, and we get there and get eaten by a grizzly bear. Stop it. Or the boat sinks, and we go, you've got about 10 minutes in that water, 10 minutes. Not in the summer. Oh yeah, ah. Even in the summer it's freezing?

Oh, that's adorable. The North Atlantic, Look at me. Bring it up, Jen. Temperature of water in Alaska, end of June. Yeah, you got about 10 minutes. And what'll happen is. No, I've seen Titanic. And then we'll just die and we'll go like this.

Look, it'll be like this. Hey. What is that? I can't even tell what the hell this means. Oh my God, 35 degrees. So get into a cold. No, no, it's January. It's not June.

5.8, what, Celsius 5.8? No, so we're in America, so we deal with Fahrenheit, right? So it says 44 and 50. Yeah. 50's not bad. 44's so cold. 44's cold.

And what happens is you would go into, your body cramps up and you go into... But anyway, I'd look at you and go like this. I go, chin. We had a good run. We had a good run. I could Cut right through me though because I'm gonna change laughs. You'd laugh. You know on go down go on the little tab there Put is Alaska. Yeah, click on that more Water temperature generally stay below 60. Yeah, that's terrible. It's not bad at all. You're not going to die. And then you get way out. Yeah. You're not going to die in that. We're good. We're not going to

get hypothermia then. No, 60 women Alaska in June. Bring that up. No, the top one top. There it is on warm summer days. You can swim from many of its beaches, although it's better to have backup activities in mind. If you're not used to cold, cool water, but do you guys want to swim though? I don't want to swim at all. No, no. No. But the point is if the boat capsizes, we're fine. We're not going to die.

Yeah. 60. We don't have a lot of time. You're just going to give up. Just sink to the bottom. See you later. You died pneumonia. Like they're like, it was 75 degrees though.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah it was 75 degrees though. Yeah Yeah Yeah, jeans coming though. Hell, yeah Fuck man guys. Anyway, I'm safe. I have to button it up. I'm I'm safe from the tornadoes Yeah, you're going back to tornadoes my I've been sleeping too much. And what I do is I sleep in a separate room from my wife. Because of the baby? My 29 day old, my 30 day old baby.

It's only 30 days? Yeah, sleep terrorist. Sleep terrorist. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Every two hours, right? Every two hours? Yeah, that's, no. No, because when you feed him, then his stomach is like, oh,

my stomach hurts. Ah, my stomach. Oh. It's just a constant. She's up all night. And I go, I'm gonna sleep in the other room, but if I'll be over there if you need me, I'll be sound.

If you need anything, let me know. I'll be in deep REM sleep if you need me. You feed him every two hours, and also deal with his tummy ache, and then deal with him going, ah. Is she breastfeeding, or are you guys doing formula? She breastfeeds the fuck out. Oof.

That's a beast. Yeah. How was the concert when I was in Vegas? It was good. It was good. I went to Sick New World. Some of my friends' bands were playing, so we just went out to support.

Oh, it's like a festival? Yeah, well, like a one-day thing. Because isn't Coachella, or not Coachella, it's Stagecoach. It was Stagecoach this weekend too. Out there, is where, Stagecoach is here though, right? That's in Palm Springs or not Coachella? It was Stagecoach this weekend too. Out there? Stagecoach is here though, right? That's in Palm Springs area.

But I saw- So similar to Coachella? Like, same area? Yeah. They're on the same grounds. Oh, word. But I saw Jelly's wife, Bunny. She was at Sick Me World.

And not Stagecoach? Cause Jelly was there. I think it was performed the first night. Yeah. Cause this was Saturday and I saw her by motionless in white. She's a big fan of theirs, so it was pretty cool. Chris went to stagecoach. Oh, so hilarious.

He sent me a picture. I was like, what the fuck are you doing there? Delia sent me pictures of him in a cowboy hat with no shirt on like this. Yeah, he goes, I'm at stagecoach, guys. I was like, all right. Fuck off. What's that?

It does look fun. That's definitely more my vibe. There he is in the cowboy hat. You're such a dick. These are now my people. I'm a country guy. I'm at stagecoats for the whole weekend. He's there now.

So funny, man. Which is weird, he doesn't listen to music. I love cowboy Chris. Would you go to stagecoach? What did you say? What did you say to me? No. No.

No, I'm an old guy and even when I was young I wouldn't go to the stagecoach. I don't like large crowds. Nah. I don't like the hassle of getting in and all that shit. I don't like getting in. It's so terrible what happened in, all that shit. Yeah. I don't like it. It's so terrible what happened in Vegas and that country music festival.

But my question is, when I see that I go, I'm so surprised that it doesn't happen all the time. So that's all I'm thinking about in this. I don't like parades. I don't like any of it. No, I don't like a lot of people. I also don't like the hassle. I found the UFC very stressful, just going there.

The UFC, oh, when you went? Yeah, in the large group? Yeah, I don't know. Like in an effort not to sound like bougie, I mean, I'm older, right? We've been in the music scene for so long now that like when we go, we have like the backstage thing, there are trams.

That's where you're at. You're not walking. I mean, you can't be in like Gen Pop and be 5'2 like me. Like you're just, if something goes wrong, like you're not gonna make it. Do kids still do the mosh pits? Oh yeah, the circle pits were all over this weekend.

System of a Down was one of the headliners, they were losing it for them. Man, I feel like you could go into a mosh pit and clear house, that'd be fun. Jason Momoa's always in those mosh pits. Is he? Always, I saw him at a Metallica show in the snake pit, just ripping it.

Really? Yeah, super nice guy. When you're a big guy like that, you can handle it. If you got Torsen Moen. Yeah, but people, when they see him in there, they're always doing a double take. Like, is that Aquaman? Something? No.

In the mosh pit? I'd love to see you in the mosh pit. Me? Yeah. I tried once, dude. I tried to be that once. I'm saying that 57. And I got my fucking nose almost broken.

Yeah, it's intense. Oh, God. But I didn't know if 57 and I got my fucking nose almost broken. Yeah, it's intense Oh god, I didn't know if it was still a thing. Oh, yeah No, cuz those they're too big, you know, the people are just big and they're good guys like you was Not really it's kind of especially in that skinny like, you know skater kids But there's some all it takes is a what this giant guy went like that with his elbow and caught me in the nose I was like fuck A giant guy went like that with his elbow and caught me in the nose.

I was like, fuck. Have you ever been in a mosh pit, Chin? Of course, I was in the middle before. Well, I'm still in the middle, but yeah. And I was big and they still tossed me aside. I hit a speaker, I fell down. It gets crazy. But there's rules to mosh pits, right?

Like if someone falls down, you give up. They're friendly, yeah, they'll pick you up. It's all about friendliness, yeah. But they want to hit you and you know, just go crazy. Not me, man. Yeah, but at the same time when you see like a small girl, I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah. Why would you hit a girl? She's raging.

Like, but get out of here, bro. She's playing drugs. You're the one who's going to get hit. They're going to stop the show. Like that happened during Bring Me the Horizons. Some girl was in the middle. She got knocked out. Of course. They have to stop the whole show. Yeah. Now, is it all fair game?

Like if somebody just fucking wails away on some girl because she agreed to mosh pit, is it fair game? Well I just think what happens in this situation is- You guys like mosh pit, bitch? Is you kind of move back, she bumps into a guy like yours back, her head goes boom and into another head, and then she's out.

That's what happens. But it's just, it looks like chaos and then just anarchy. It's chaos. And the next thing you know, boom bitch. Bring up some video of mosh pits, cause you can see like what happens. It looks like chaos and then just anarchy and then the next thing you know, boom, bitch. Bring up some video of mosh pits because you can see what happens. You don't punch though.

You kind of like, you elbow though. It's like windmill, you know? There's like waves, there's the windmill. Until somebody's on two steps. Just type in craziest mosh pit ever. That's gonna show the worst thing. That's what I wanna see. They're called circle pits now though.

Oh, they quit calling mosh pits? Yeah. Oh, that one right there. Over the top one? No, get the greatest one. Oh no, I see totally dangerous mosh pits. That guy, that guy, that right there. I saw this one.

Okay. I don't know if we can show the audience because it's YouTube. All they're doing is passing her around. That's fine. That's crowd surfing. It's fine. I don't know if you want to do that in that skirt.

I know. He's going, bring her here. All right, here we go. Now he's clearing it out. He's going bring her hair. No, no, he's clearing it out. Now he's clearing it out. Now we're gonna get ourselves a mosh pit. It's almost like a kickoff in football. Yeah, now now we're gonna have ourselves a mosh pit. You got some room? The Limp Bizkit mosh pit of Woodstock 99 was like wild.

I've seen that one. Wild. I would rage some limp. Now here we go, here we go. I love me some Limp Bizkit. Oh boy, that's crazy. Now that's a fucking. Get out of here.

Oh that's a scene from the show Game of Thrones. Look at this dude. That's when they fucking. Look at this shit. Yeah but see no one's punching though. They're just like trampled though. Running into each other. I love the diversity man. It's just a bunch of different yeah it's like the United Nations

coming together like the United Nations like dude there be a wider thing than mosh pits a meat mash it's actually a northern I feel like it's a northern European like Scandinavian in its origins because they have a tradition of that they have a tradition of it though if you ever seen the Icelandic war chant that all of them do oh oh did you make it boring have you seen it that's not what that's not boring have you seen watch this I run into each other watch this watch this watch this no no no have you seen? This is where it comes from. Holy shit, that's a lot of people.

Watch this. Play this, play this. We can't play it on anybody. I know, but just watch. Let's take a little break. You know that sperm counts are dropping worldwide and they don't know why? Not yours, buddy.

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But- It's just a crowd clapping. How the fucking unison that is. Too bad you guys can't see it. There's just a crowd clapping. How the fuck is this compared to Mosh Pits? That's where a lot of it started. A lot of those metal bands in Europe. It started in the punk rock scene. Yes, which is probably... In England? That's where it started. The British, the Scots, the Highlanders, violent shit, man.

Okay, originating in Southern California, Huntington Beach, Long Beach. That makes sense too. And then it spread to D.C., Boston, New York. You're close. Yeah. But then there was the punk rock scene, like Sex Pistols and stuff in the 70s.

Those concerts were pretty crazy. Yeah, but this says it originated pretty crazy. But it makes sense. That'd be an American thing. But this says it originated in California. It's American thing. Yeah. I mean, I've been going to shows since I was 16 and I've seen so many of these things

and they just get progressively more aggressive. Yes. Oh, of course. So I was friends with the lead singer, the Cro-Mags. Okay. Right, so John Jess is a really good old friend of mine. And I would go to those concerts in DC and in fucking New York at LaMoure's in Brooklyn.

Let me tell you something, holy fucking shit. That was the craziest shit I've ever seen. There he is, that's my boy. Wild. Yeah, John had tattoos like that back in the 80s. He grew up, they called him Mighty Whitey in jail. He grew up in fucking, he grew up basically on the streets and such a good person. Such a good, mighty whitey. His dad was a pro boxer and got taken, put in jail for beating

up his mom and he sits on his book, but crazy, crazy. That's some tits on that pig. Yeah. He was fucking feared on the Lower East side. I'll tell you that much back in the day. It's fucking weird on the Lower East Side, I'll tell you that much, back in the day. Rough cat. I'm just curious, who thought, I guess you're just so into the music that running into each other's just the thing to do. Yeah.

Yeah, I think it's a rebellion, it's more like a, it's probably more like a fuck you, it's basically like we're gonna, I don't know, I never got it. I will tell you. I never got the music either. One of the most amazing things I saw this weekend was Danny Elfman was, he had a pretty good set time.

He's 70 years old, no shirt, ripped. Really? Danny Elfman? Yeah. I'm sorry, are we talking about Danny Elfman does the movies? Yes. The scores on the movies?

Danny Elfman is the producer for every Tim Burton movie. Yeah, that's my guy. Look at this photo of him. His son, Bodie Elfman's an actor. Ripped. Wait, that is crazy. I don't know what TRT, TST he's on, but. He's 70?

I didn't know Danny Elfman looked like that, first of all. He's like a better looking hair top. I thought he looked like Tim Burton. What? That's Danny Elfman. And people love his stuff still, dude. What music does he play? He was playing Oingaboinga songs, a lot of those.

That's crazy that at 70 he's like that. He also composed Edward Scissorhands too. Edgy is Tim Burton. Anything Tim Burton, he does. He's massive. He had a really good time slot. People were losing it for him. Main stage.

I had no idea. 70 year old man. Wow. That's so impressive. I had no clue. That is so fucking impressive. I did not know Danny Elfman looked like that. Wouldn't want him to bite you.

Right. Rolls with a huge crew. They'd know who did bite you though. They'd be like, this is a Danny Elfin bite. Yeah. They'd know right away. Or a Mako shark. Those are impressive teeth, yeah.

Well by the pattern, by the haphazard pattern here, there it is. Just saying. Damn, he's 70. Wow. Just doing the damn thing. You can do it. Was he always this way?

Was he always kind of a punk rocker sort of guy? I had no clue. I thought he just did the scores for movies. He knows his music. You didn't listen to any Oiga Boiga? I don't know what you keep saying. I don't know what it is. Okay, that song Weird Science, a metal show.

Oh, Weird Science. Yeah, or what's the other one? Like, I like little girls. They make, I don't wanna sing that one. Which one? I don't wanna sing that one. That sounds weird. Oiga Boiga. It's a big one? Like I like little girls. They make, I don't want to sing that one. Which one? I don't want to sing that one. That sounds weird. It's a big one of their songs.

Dead Man's Party, there's another one. I know Weird Science. Weird Science I know too. I don't know much about Wingo Bongo. He wrote Weird Science? I'm not familiar with his music. I mean we can play a couple if you guys want. Yeah might as well. I'm gonna hit the greatest hits real quick. Well we can play a couple if you guys want, but we just- Yeah, might as well.

I'm gonna hit the greatest hits real quick. Well, thank God you made it through those tornadoes, buddy. Cause if you didn't, you would've missed this massive interview with our brother from another mother who's a pretty good pitcher. Trevor Bauer. Trevor Bauer. When a Cy Young.

Yeah. He's an all-star. Treated very unfairly. He is. We wanna catch up with Trevor Bauer. He's in Mexico. He's playing for a team in Mexico right now. Yep. And a good team in Mexico, but he's

looking to get back in the league. And if you've been following anything, and he'll explain it with Trevor Bauer. It's wild. You want to talk about being railroaded. You want to talk about being defrauded and taken advantage of and extorted by two women who were looking to make a lot of money often by Fabricating story and still the MLB won't sign him which is wild. So we need to get a story out there

So enjoy this interview with the one the only Trevor Bauer huge fan brother Appreciate it. Watch you guys all the time. So thanks for having me on my son plays. He's on travel ball he's eight and he's he's a pitcher as well and He loves watching videos and we usually show him about five pitchers and you're one of the five man. He's a huge fan. I Appreciate that Tom. Hi for me. Yes, sir. You know sir. You know he grew up in North Hollywood. Yeah. Hollywood boy. Just talking about that.

Real LA cat. Valencia. Yeah man. Yeah. How tall are you Trevor? Um, listed as 6'1". I'm like 6'1". Oh okay. I thought you were taller than that. Take your shirt off. Let me see what you're working with. It's tough right now. The food is good here in Mexico City, but it's not exactly on my diet plan.

So how's life in Mexico City? It's good. It's good. I'm like I was telling Brian, I'm enjoying the food. I'll just kick my ass a little bit, but a lot of culture here. So that's pretty cool to see. And the fans have been great stadiums and great. So it's been fun so far. Is it pretty packed? Are the stadiums pretty packed?

So it depends. In Mexico City, the team I'm with, the Diablos, they packed the stadium out pretty good. It's like a very good AAA stadium or like smaller big league stadium. So pretty legit. more like smaller big league stadium. So pretty, pretty legit. Some of the road stadiums are, you know, maybe seat four or 5,000 and aren't full all the time. So it just depends on where you're at. And how's the, the competition out there in Mexico? Cause I mean, also compared to the, the, the, you know,

major leagues has to be a little different, but I'm sure it's good ball. Yeah. So they, this year they changed the league rules where you're allowed to have 20 foreign players. Last year is I think six. So there's a lot of foreign players in the league and so the level of the league has risen quite a bit because we're getting players from Dominican,

Puerto Rico, United States, Japan, like all over the place. The team I'm on probably like. Triple A like would be very competitive in a triple A level. We'd probably beat a couple of big league teams in a, in a three game series here and there. We'd have a chance anyway. Um, so it's a, it's a good league. What competitions are.

So Trevor, like it's unbelievable to me because right now we've seen that you're the two people that brought these Allegations are complete and total frauds and that's been proven in courts of law There has been zero civil or criminal Merit to any of these allegations and that has been proven Over and over without a shadow of a doubt. You make these videos, I'm watching this thing, this woman has done this to 10 other men.

She's caught red-handed being and extorting you, downright just absolute fraud where she's actually, they can be in a grand jury and she's now facing trial that the your your first accuser had put makeup on to to essentially fake whatever it was all these marks so you're a Psy you're a Psy Young winner I mean it's been three and a half years and you would think with all the injuries that all these teams are facing, you would think somebody would say, hey dude, this has obviously been proven to be a sham. You got railroaded. You were lied about maliciously, for profit, extorted.

You never paid a dime. You stood your ground, you sat here in purgatory. Come on back, come on back. I think one of the issues, before you answer Trevor, one of the issues that I find is, I find myself defending you all the time, is the media, you know, obviously when this stuff first came out, everyone covered it, it was everywhere.

Then now that you've proven yourself innocent and you've gone through all the steps that you have to go through, and you're doing your thing out in Mexico, they're not covering it with the same energy that they covered when the story broke. What a surprise. So it's like the narrative, we know it,

and there's people that follow it know it, but as far as ESPN and all these outlets, it's like why aren't we covering it with the same energy that you guys had when you wanted to tear this man down now that he's gone through the process you guys want him to go through? They found nothing. The dude's innocent, Cy Young Winter,

you fucking ruined this dude's life to a certain extent. Why isn't this out there on the national scene? And I think that's why, to answer the question, I think that's why teams are a little hesitant because anyone that looks into it is going to be like, yeah, of course he should be viewed a million times. He should be playing. Yeah. Sorry, dude.

We're on a rant. We're, we're, we're a little heated. We're a little heated for you. We should probably let Trevor talk Yeah, let's let let's let you talk cuz I'm we're both heated Yeah, I'm there with you guys It's been long three years. So I had to kind of find a way to navigate this for myself, but Yeah, it's it's BS, you know the the initial click is super easy to get.

And you post a bunch of stuff out there and no one takes time to think about, well, is this true? They just take an allegation and they write about it everywhere. So the damage is done before you have a chance to even put any information out or have any due process. And then when it's, you know, when it, when it turns out that the allegations are all complete frauds, like no one, no one wants to go back and admit that they're wrong. No one wants to cover it. It's not nearly as newsworthy because it's now old news.

It's yeah. So the, my reputation takes the hit and I never get a chance to reclaim that. Over, you know, I guess Arizona, the studio Arizona thinks that I was a victim in this. You were a victim. And what people don't realize when they don't make a stand and when they don't write about this, what they don't realize is that they're next. Everybody can be next because now you have a situation where somebody can tell a story

about you and all you can do is post a statement and watch your entire career go away. I'm a little, I'm a little familiar with this but but but for those outlets like my argument I even argument if I were to get in their air. It's like no No, it's not that you guys were wrong you guys reporting reporting a story that you got from whatever, you know Pasadena law police, whatever that's fine. You a story. Turns out that was fake, so report that. It's not an ego thing. You guys weren't wrong. You guys were reporting the fact

you were given at the time. Turns out those weren't real. That's what we need reported. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And it'd be nice. Again, those wouldn't get nearly as much visibility. They wouldn't spread nearly as much because that's just not as sensationalized as the initial reaction.

So I own a media company, I understand the current events do really well and get a lot of clicks and the clickbait story and an interesting title. I get it all. I'm sure you guys get it too, being in the digital space. But there's a larger societal thing here at play in my opinion, like people's lives and reputations and ability to go to work being taken away based on something that was said with no proof, no, I mean, every single institution that we use as a country to determine if someone is innocent or guilty and judges and courts and due process and subpoenas and

civil suits, whatever, the whole entire process that we've selected and we've used as a country for however long now, hundreds of years, like they've all found me innocent. They've found absolutely nothing here and they've in fact found that the other people were the criminal in one case or found that the other people were the criminal in one case or allegedly. At what point do you, does someone who's falsely accused get to go back? Because my reputation has taken a big hit. I've lost three years of my career now. Yeah, about three years of my career in my prime. I was making $42.5 million when I was accused.

Now I'm making zero because I can't go back to work. So like, where is the... Well, if I played for 10 more years, that's 300 to $400 million. And who knows what happens. Probably more now with the contracts. Yeah, probably now. Yeah, probably more now with the contracts,

the way things are going. Trevor, isn't there some recourse you have now that you've been found innocent? Uh, when, when the Dodgers or someone releases you that's under. Well, baseball has the, uh, union. Yeah. Like there does the, the baseball union fight for you in this instance? Or do they have any kind of control?

They don't have any sort of control. I mean, they can come out and they can make a statement, but they don't control what MLB does. And really, the recourse here globally, not just talking about with MLB, but the recourse is, okay, you sue someone for defamation or you file lawsuits. But the problem with that is when the people that are accusing you have no assets, have no money, they don't have a job, they don't have nothing to lose. I go spend however much money filing a lawsuit and another year or two years of my life thinking about it, mired in the

same swamp, all to win and get absolutely nothing. So I spend millions of dollars and get nothing for it. I think there's even a, I think there's even a bigger issue where you, as soon as you were found innocent, as soon as these facts were out there, there should have been 20 teams, MLB teams at your freaking doorstep begging you to sign with them. But because of society and the pressure from society and cancel culture, these teams, for whatever reason, don't want to take a guy like you on who's insanely talented. You know, good luck finding another Trevor Bauer right now in MLB. So it's not a thing where you're not talented like a Colin Kaepernick.

I can argue that all day. When it comes to Trevor Bauer. There's no argument that you Can play in the league and be super successful if not dominant? So I just it's really a society problem where these these owners of the team are scared to sign Someone like you scared of the radical left because well, they're scared of the blowback And this would be my question for them what blowback who the who the F is gonna protest Oh, what what's the protest right? What are we upset about? He went through the steps. We did it He signed an insert fucking major league team. He's now their star fucking pitcher. What's the issue? I agree so they need to just man up when women should also be stepping up. Like people who have been victims of this

for real should be stepping up for you. Everybody should be stepping up for you and saying, hey, this is what discredits real victims. This kind of behavior, this kind of self-serving, you know, psychotic behavior. But I'll go a step further like even Mookie Betts, one of the best players to ever step on a freaking field on a diamond. Your boy, star of the Dodgers, there's Ohtani, there's Mookie Betts. That's it. That's the big boys. Mookie Betts like one of the best players I've ever played with, great guy. He should be on a team that's outside my control. Yep. Like even the players, like it makes no sense. No.

And I behind the scenes, I have texts like that from tens of players. I mean, I can't count DMs, former players, current players, uh, coaching, coaching staff, managers, pitching coaches, bench coaches, bullpen coaches. That makes me even more, not a single team, not a single team that we've talked to has said anything about the on-field ability. They all agree that I'd be at worst a number two in their rotation. Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's not a baseball discussion.

I have people like we'd sign you in a heartbeat, but the owners, it's, it's a no. I mean, I, we've gone to some teams, some teams have said the excuses are wild. Uh, you know, we don't, we don't have the budget for it. Like I'm asking for minimum. You have to pay this the spot anyway. Like you're literally paying someone the exact same amount. It's just a roster spot. You'd pay me zero incremental dollars.

We have teams that have, you know, that are the worst teams in the league That say oh, it's it's not a fit for us What a good player? You win a game you can put fans in the stands. It's not a fit for you guys They're just scared that day and it was it but my question is scared of scared of what are you familiar with matter Riza? Yeah, that situation is worse than mine that dude wasn't fucking there Matt Ariza. Yeah. That, that situation's worse than mine. That dude wasn't even a fucking man.

Yeah, exactly. And he's a young kid, right? So you know, they call him the punk God and granted he's a punter, but you know, he recently signed with the Kansas city chiefs after, you know, kind of sitting out of the draft there and not getting an opportunity. And he's with the chiefs. But in Brian this morning, he was taught, he goes, I don't get it. Matt Ariza's with the team.

I said, it's different because Matt is a punter and even if you know His situation was worse because he's a punter That's not gonna get a lot of traction in the media when you're talking about Trevor Bauer Who's a Cy Young winner and he's gonna be you know face of a franchise at least one of them where whatever team he goes to And be on TV nonstop. That's why it's a different animal. If that makes sense. I think, yes, but I think it's moral cowardice.

I think it's outrageous. Who in the media has had your back? Who has talked about this? Fighter and the Kid? Yeah. But for real. Yeah. There's, I mean, there's been a couple.

Um, no one really originally. The best we got originally when it all came out was, well, look, these are allegations. We're going to wait to comment, which I really appreciate. Yeah, exactly. That when the allegations come out, they have to be covered. Of course. Like that makes total sense. You have to cover that.

I get it. But covered in a way where it's like, look, we, we know one side of the story or we know what one side of the story is claiming, let's wait and see what the other side is and then cover it all the way through. I'm perfectly fine with that. So I appreciate the people that did that. When the truth started coming out, when all the information started coming out, there's quite a few people that covered the...

When I settled the lawsuit with Lindsay Hyde and pay her a single cent, I got to talk about that a little bit. I had nothing to gain in that lawsuit other than getting the information that was withheld for me in the first Court proceeding right a video because you're going to discovery people should know when you sue somebody you go into discovery, right? And they get access to your phone and all that So we went in discovery for the original domestic violence restraining order hearing, but information that we should have gotten was withheld from us. And we had to sue her to get discovery again,

to get the information that was originally unlawfully withheld from us. Wow. And so once I got that information, I have nothing left to win in that. I can't win money from her. She has nothing. If I go through the court system, okay, I get a judgment that says I win the defamation

against her. We would have won the case, but what does that do for me? Nothing. I get no money. I spend more time. Your cost you money. That trial is going to be going on during spring training in the start of the year. So I was like, well, that guarantees I don't get a job.

So I can't go earn money by playing. So there is no incentive to continue that lawsuit. So as soon as we got the information that she withheld from us and that her lawyers withheld from us, it's like, okay, I'm going to stop spending all my money and wasting my time on this lawsuit. I'll just put the information out. That's why when we settled that case, I refused to settle it unless I had full rights to talk about everything that was in the case.

So when that video came out and people saw the text messages and they saw the video and they saw like what actually happened there, a ton of people covered it. I mean, Elon Musk was talking about it, 50 cent was talking about it. So it was a cultural thing as well as a news media thing. But the problem is, even with all of that noise, it was still fractions of what the noise was when the allegations came out. And then people like, Oh, well, yeah, we see this, but we don't really know what to believe and oh, yeah, I don't know.

Maybe there's some, there's some other people out there, but it's just a, it's a subject we don't really want to be a part of and I don't know. And so there's all these like excuses coming out. Like before this happened, I signed the largest contract in the history of the sport on an annual average value basis and all these issues that people now have, it's funny, you know, people start with the issues that they have. Oh, he's a terrible teammate, right? Oh, like he's, you know, he's mean to people on social media or he's bad in the clubhouse.

Anything to justify, anything to justify the cowardice, anything. Right. But before the allegations, all of those things were still there. Like you could still make all the same excuses. And I signed the biggest contract in the history of sport. So clearly they weren't that much of an issue then. Yeah. And the allegations come out and now it's like, oh, well, oh, well that and like we

hear from teams, it's like, oh, players, coaches, we all want you here. We go to the GM. He wants you here. We go to the owner and just it dies. Nothing. There's like no owners will sit down and meet with me, even have a conversation. It doesn't make any sense to me. There's something else going on.

I don't know. It makes no sense. I agree it doesn't make any sense if you look at black and white, but unfortunately those teams are still so worried about Getting attacked from the far left. It's not just that though Brennan. Getting attacked and losing sponsorships. It's more than that It's actually this too the powers the individuals who make those decisions with lots of money and lots of Visibility themselves are afraid somebody will come for them. Correct.

It creates an atmosphere of fear. All the power goes to the accuser. All the damage goes to the accused. That's what we're really dealing with. That is why we have something called habeas corpus. That's why we have due process. But now some journalists, some muckraker, some gossip columnist can write and some activist who pretends to be a journalist can write a story because they

get clicks because they don't make enough money because these publications need clicks. And if you, if you destroy a life, so be it. That's what's really going on. And anybody that comes to your defense now, they're a target. This is exactly what happened in communist Russia, in Nazi Germany, and in Mao's China. It's very easy. But I think too, Trevor, when your allegations came out, when that whole thing came out,

remember that's three years ago, that was the height of this Me Too movement. So it was like the pitchforks. People were looking for whatever they could get. So the media, they just couldn't wait for the next story. So yours comes out, the Cy Young winner, boom, it goes crazy. And that's kind of died down now. And they're kind of like, yeah, he's probably innocent, but still.

And then they keep going. It's like, no, no, hold on. It's not still. No, it's not still, it's a much bigger thing than just you too. It's a larger statement No, no doubt and I there's cases that are out there that are worse than mine. I had the matter is a case I feel terrible for the guy Yeah, at least I had a career and I had some money and I could defend myself and I'll be fine if I never play baseball Again, like he got his dream taken away from him at the start a career and I had some money and I could defend myself and I'll be fine if I never play baseball again. Like he got his dream taken away from him at the start.

Hopefully it is in the rear view and he gets to have a long career and you know, um, but on the, on the protesting and losing sponsorship side, there's not been a single protest, not a single group has showed up even at the height of it. Like a month after the allegations came out a month and a half, we went to domestic violence restraining order court in LA at the height of the movement. Not a single person supported Lindsay Hill. No one showed up to support her.

No groups protested. It's just people talking on social media and the media in getting the click to your point, Brian. Like they write all these articles and then don't cover it when the truth comes out. And worse than that, anytime something negative happens, like I have a bad start, you know, every now and then a pitcher has a bad start in start in that gets covered. That gets blown up. And then every time I have a good start, absolute crickets. Yeah. People like to see somebody territory and down.

It's just more fun to watch somebody get destroyed than it is. Watch somebody built, get built up. That's, that's, that's so human. That's the darker side of our, our nature, you know, how did you, your mindset, you know, um, yeah, your mindset, you know, guys like you are already probably very successful because you're able to compartmentalize and focus and great athletes have always been able to do that better than most. And so how did you talk to yourself for, for people that are going through this, how did you get yourself through it? How do you stay positive, for people that are going through this? How did you get yourself through it?

How do you stay positive, you know, with all this? I think there's two things that really helped me. I read a book one time, I can't remember, it was a business book, but he was talking about a story of a prisoner of war and there's a bunch of prisoners of war and the one guy like survived, he was there for years and years and years. And in talking to that guy, his thing was, you just have to accept the reality, like accept the brutal facts of the situation. Like I'm probably never getting out of here. I'm probably never going to see my family and just accept it.

Don't lose hope, but just accept that the situation that you're in is really crappy and there's it's out of your control. And then go about having a purpose of some sort. Now is the second thing. So for me, it was like, this situation sucks. I know I'm innocent. I know it long run, give it five years, 10 years, 20 years. I know I win this in the long run.

If I stay in the game long enough, if I can keep my head in the right spot. I know I'll win and prevail in the long run, but I need a purpose right now. I need something to focus on, something to chase, something to try to build. And so for me, it was like, I'm going to train and get better as a pitcher so that when I do get the opportunity to play again, I'm going to be better than when I left and I'm going to focus on building something for myself that can't just be taken away with some false allegations for the moment. So I focused on my business. I focused on training and then just accepted that, you know, I'm going to feel shitty about

the situation. There's going to be days when I like am really pissed off. I struggle with depression through this whole process. Like, like I get blood work done. So I have like scientific evidence of this. Like my body stopped producing dopamine for a couple of months. Like just literally, I could not produce like the happiness. I've been there, Trevor.

I've been there. I know you wake up some days and you're just like man I don't know how I'm ever gonna get out of this, you know Yeah, and I just kept going back to that Prisoner of War story like there's someone out there that has a worse than I am the worse than I have it right now and If I just accept that this is brutal right now, but I'll get through it then You know take a longer term vision of the thing like five ten year time horizon Like that's the only thing that really got me through it

And what your what would your family say when you're going through all this your mom your dad? vision of the thing, like five, 10 year time horizon. Like that's the only thing that really got me through it. And what's your, what, what'd your family say when you're going through all this, your mom, your dad, I don't know if you have brothers or sisters, were they just like, cause it's different for them, right? Cause you're as an athlete, you're like, all right, you're, you're a tough guy. Obviously you're going to figure it out. But for family members who are just kind of, you know, they have no control. They feel helpless, you know?

Yeah, it's been terrible for them. I mean, having your son accused of stuff like this is, I don't have a son, I don't know for sure, but I imagine it has to be terrible. I mean, people at church, people in the community that look at you differently, you know, all these things written about your son that you know to not be true, you know, all these things written about your son that you know, to not be

true, that you have no way of fighting back and protecting your kid that you've spent, I guess I'm 33 now, so 33 years as a parent trying to, trying to protect. Um, that's been terrible for them, for friends, you know, people who still support me, you know, they have friends talking about, uh, you know, Trevor Bowers, this out of the other, how can you work for that guy? How can you be around that guy? How can you be friends with that guy? And if they stand up and say something, it's like, Oh, then you're now

seen the same way as he is. It's better now, obviously with the, with the counter narrative out there with the, the both sides of the story. Um, but yeah, I mean, I mean, I had employees leave because their significant other was like, if you don't quit your job and stop associating with that guy, I will leave you. I won't be with you.

Wild. Yeah, making their moral claim here. Just decided you're guilty based on, with no facts, just on say so. So where are you at right now, Trevor? Like you're, you're in Mexico playing, like when you wake up, like in your head, do I, I'm sure you still follow MLB. Are you like, I'll get there.

Like, is that hope still there? Or are you just like, ah, it is what it is. Uh, just as what it is. I it's out of my control. Um, it's honestly a pretty hopeless situation right now. Um, I don't like that man. I disagree. I disagree. Fuck that. I'll be the first one to buy your Jersey. Yeah. I disagree. What, what some of those teams are, is this a year from now, like this is going to be a thing of the past and they're going to look at the facts. You know, I just, I completely disagree with your brother. I can see how you feel that way.

I w we we've seen, we've seen it happen, you know, before I disagree with your talent and the teams out there, it's just a matter of time. Yeah. I, the problem with that is again, I know I went on a long time horizon, but baseball careers are short and if it doesn't happen this year, then I want to pitch since. I mean, we're coming up on three. What is it? Oh yeah.

So we're coming up on three years now that I haven't pitched in MLB. If it goes another year, it's going to be like, Oh, he hasn't pitched in four years. He's now 34 years old. We don't know if the talent's still there. We, and there's a whole host of other excuses that come. So yeah, public perception wise, like I went on Time Horizon, but my career ends in, yeah, I can probably pitch it on 40, 42, but like that's a, that's a finite, there's a finite date to that, right?

You know, there's a saying that when one door closes and another opens and what you've learned through this and the strength you've garnered and the wisdom you've gained, that in itself, as crazy as it sounds, has a great deal of treasure in it. It really does. And I'm not the same treasure for playing for the Dodgers. But yeah, sure. No, no, no, no, but it's, it's, uh, yeah.

Yeah. Look, baseball careers end at some point, regardless, like let's say everything goes perfectly and you play 20 years and you're a hall of famer, like when you're 41 or 42, it's still over. Yeah. And so what other experiences are you going to have in life? What other things are you going to be able to do? Is it family? Is it travel? Is it, you know, having an influence on the future baseball players? Like what is it that's important to people? And I think a lot of guys struggle with that when their careers are done because they've played baseball at that point for 40 years and they don't know much else.

I'm fortunate that I have other interests and I have other things going on. And I kind of know what I enjoy doing. I enjoy trying to spread love for baseball around the world, trying to influence kids to get into baseball, trying to help those young kids and parents bond over the game the same way that I bonded with my parents over the game. So if I don't play MLB again, I'm more than happy to continue making content,

grow my media business and go highlight baseball around the world. It's one of the reasons I'm playing in Mexico right now is to show people what Mexican baseball is like, just like I showed what Japanese baseball was like last year. There's a lot of different baseball cultures around the world that are very interesting that people know nothing about. Why would the other cultures more willing to accept you right away

than the, than American, American baseball culture? Um, I think that in Japan specifically, they, um, they look at the legal system as kind of the arbiter of, of things. So I don't know everything about it, but they look and say, well, there's no charges. There's no, he's never arrested, no grand juries, no charges, no convictions. So he didn't do anything wrong. That's the way it should be. Not to mention his talent too.

Yeah. Like he was less talented, even if they believe that I don't know if they're shouting him. Yeah. Has anybody, has anybody who went bad on you apologized? Have you gotten any texts or calls from people who were not nobody? Just, just nobody. Yeah.

I mean, there's been the random people on Twitter that, you know, send you a DM or whatever on Instagram saying, oh, I said this, but I was wrong. Like, I hope you get back. But like I had friends in the media. Yeah, there's a writer, prominent writer that I was, I was in his book. I helped him like, I've done his podcast multiple times. And then when it initially came out, he was a little bit skeptical of it and didn't write a lot and then he got so much pressure from the mob that he started writing a bunch of stuff and then Completely flipped on me Wow Wow, and so and I'm gonna need to get his name after this because I'm gonna have to I need somebody to hate

but also He never and then he never came clean after all of this shit, after realizing it's all bullshit. No, cause you gotta understand too, like guys with that character that would do that, A, they're probably beta anyways, they're soft human beings. So being soft, they're not gonna have the kind of- The metal to turn around and say hey.

Nor would I expect it, cause anybody who turns on their friend like that- I don't know how you live with yourself. I'm sure it's like, I'm not expecting an apology from a guy of that statue, you know? Yeah. And a lot of that's on me too, in a way though. I've had a pretty contentious relationship

with the media for my entire career, because I'll fight back. When someone says something about me, I'll fight back. And I went about it the wrong way. I look at a lot of things I said, it was pretty immature and I wish I would have done it differently. But I had a negative relationship with the media, so any chance that they got to tear me down, they took. How many years did you play in the league, Trevor? I made my debuted in 2012, so I was up, I think 20 days in 2012 and four starts in 2013

and then about four months, the last four months of the 2014 season I was up. So sometime in May, I think of 2014 through June, end of June of 2021. So I got, I need like a year and a half to get my 10 years of service time for full pension Drafted by Arizona. Yeah played with Cleveland Dodgers Cy Young all-star went when the Allegations came out and the Dodgers, you know sad them. Yeah what you were leading the league and strikeouts I think Ennings pitched like ball unbelievable ball. Yeah, unbelievable. Yeah. Unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. Such a special talent. Yeah. It was, it was going well.

Yeah. Well, that's the nature of chaos. You know, the nature of chaos that visits all of us, all of us, with, you know, whether you're 80 or whether it comes for all of us. I don't care who you are. Is it. There's never a good time for it. Well, it also comes in a form you can't fight back.

It comes in a form you can get ready for life and you get ready to fight and get ready for things. But the truth is your destroyer always comes in a form you don't recognize, you have no weaponry for it. You can't strike them out. No, you can't strike them out. You can't strike them out. Yeah.

Great point. And that's kind of the nature of what chaos is. It comes in the form of a, God forbid, brain tumor. It comes in the form of allegations. It comes in the form of a stray bullet of some kind. And you can never be ready. And I, you, you got hit with it when you were 30, you know, you got hit at a, at a young age, but, um, but even then still accomplished a lot, like accomplished a lot. If you never played again, still an all-star, still Cy Young winner. Unbelievable. But I, you know, I I hold hard I know you got you going so

I'll say this I I would bet my bottom dollar you're playing for MLB team here you know next year or two my man you know I refuse to to think that they wouldn't sign a guy like you over these ridiculous allegations that were proven your innocence I just I don't believe we live in a world that's going to let that go. And the guys who own those teams, these billionaires, come on, step up, step up, step up, somebody be brave enough and set an example for moral decency and moral courage. And by the way, for something called called proven until uh, you know,

Innocent until proven guilty due process the the cornerstone of our justice system And if we don't have somebody stand up for that then guess what you're next your son's next Your brother's next your father's next it'll happen and that's what happens. It'll happen. Yeah, i'll be the first one by jersey brother Yeah, I appreciate it. Hopefully you're right and Yeah, if I if I do get back, I'll send you guys some Send you guys some merch for yeah I'm getting a Trevor Bauer tattoo not on the base of my spine, but on my chest. Yeah near my heart Yeah, nothing weird man. Maybe on his chest. Maybe his neck. Yeah, maybe my 57 year old with a neck tattoo

Yeah, there it is. There's one thing worth getting a tattoo or Trevor Bauer with just two middle fingers like this. Yeah, you're gonna go down to Mexico and do it. I am? His honor, yeah. Why am I on my tummy right now? This is awkward.

All right, let's see what happens. All right, brother, we're rooting for you, man. We just want your story out there and keep up the good fight, brother. Keep doing your thing in Mexico, and it's just a matter of time. bet you know what will be one of your first calls when you sign that MOB contract one man 100% 100% yeah I really appreciate you having me on pleasure talking to you hit us when you're in LA so you can come

in in person we want to see you yeah yeah we'll do that sounds fun. Bye brother Later and thanks You optimistic I Like to think so me too. I hope so. I think he makes the team That's why I want to end that interview on the positive note he doesn't seem like he has too much confidence that they're gonna make it I get it after what he's been through but God bless him. Yeah. I like that. He said no matter what happens, you know, you have to stop baseball eventually anyway. And, uh, I think that's his way of handling. Sure. You have to. Yeah. You got it. You got it. You've got to accept like it's like when he was talking about, uh, I had to accept things exactly as they are. Cause you can't do anything. That's me with the Masashi's book, the book of five rings. He said the same things like the one of the 21 rules of the samurai, except everything exactly as it is. It's sometimes you have to do that. Especially once out of your control. There's nothing you can do.

Hopefully he makes it back. Yeah. Shout out to Trevor Bauer, man. Yes sir. Stay away from that Mexican food. Just put on some weight. Let's do some current events. Let's do some current events. What do you got, Chin? You're probably wondering what this shirt is. Take a break. I'm not wondering what that shirt is, dude, because it's true classic. If I'm wearing a shirt. It's all we wear, dude.

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I didn't get an eye. Michael Keaton looks every bit of 80 years old as the new Beetlejuice. Oh yeah. I'll see that movie opening day. Oh yeah. One of my favorite movies ever. 1988.

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What do you think? I think Mike Perry has made for a bare knuckle. Everyone quits on him. Everyone. Well, Tiago, like, if you, that was interesting because I think Tiago's fine, he's fine, but he could have kept going probably. But.

But I'm saying like, I think his last three opponents, they just never came back up. Yeah, I think it's when you get hit in the fucking head by him without a glove, it's gotta suck you know because his last cuz he fought Luke Rock hold a little older yeah I'll go older then who was the guy before that he's fought some monsters Oh Michael venom page yeah Mike Venom page didn't quit that was I mean I was back and forth some people thought MVP won that.

But he, and then he calls out Darren Till. That's a great fight. Oh wow. Mike Perry, he just, it's just his thing. Yeah man. He's just tough. He's built for a bare knuckle. Yeah, just can bear it down and just start slugging.

Fuck. That's brutal. You cannot. Thiago, Eddie Alvarez, Luke Rockhold, Michael Venom Page. Eddie stopped, you know, he didn't want to continue. Thiago didn't want to continue. Luke didn't want to continue. Yeah, I would imagine you just,

you get your teeth broken, you get your nose, who wants it? You're all cut up, fuck that. I mean, don't you break your, how easy is it to break your hand doing that too? But here's the thing. Easier than. Mike Perry, not breaking his hands,

not breaking his teeth, like he's doing something right. He's just breaking all these fools. That's true, right? That's a big thing, he's just, you know, not breaking. He's just breaking all these fools. That's true, right? That's a big thing, you know, not breaking. He's just meant to do it. He just does it different. Damn. That is... Well, here's a YouTuber, he fell 85 feet

while paragliding and the video's so rough. I haven't seen it, but was his thing, the YouTube video's just him paragliding? It's him falling. But no, was that the intention? Not him falling. He didn't mean to fall, right? Yeah, yeah.

He was just like in a film, so for his YouTube channel. Broken back. And he ended up being like, hey, finally after the screaming, like, hey Siri, call 911, that's a call. Let me see this. This is him eating shit. It might be a little choppy, we'll see.

Oh no. There's a few angles. It might be a little choppy. We'll see No Poor guy. Oh my god. He goes upside down And I think that motor is heavy on his back. So when he's going this way look see how oh My god fuck paragliding To break your back neck back and arm Why is it ringing so long yeah answer 91 say hello? Where would you tell them you're at? They can pick up your location though. Because when I flipped my truck, they picked up your location.

I didn't have to tell them anything. Nothing. Look at how long it takes. Come on, guys. Wow. I crashed my flying machine. My flying machine. Here's what's wild.

I don't know. I'm sure he's a big YouTuber, but that will get more views than anything. If you would have... Even paragliding is insane. But for whatever, you know, people like to see failures and crashes, you know, Like I'll post videos of a truck with, you know, 1300 horsepower doing zero to 63 seconds. It does well. It's decent But you just post a video flipping and it's fucking you know millions and millions and millions. Yeah, it's awful, man That was awful to hear that kind of pain. Oh, dude neck back neck back arm like oh What was he thinking though? What the fuck happened? Who knows? Oh, you know what paragliding? That's what happened. Yeah

It looked like the parachute had an issue Yeah, looks like it folded. Wow. And going up, like you're going down this way and the motors on your back. Boom. Yes. So this got sanctioned today, guys. It's going to be a professional fight.

Jake, Paul, and Mike Tyson. In Texas for sure. They're going to sanction this. What does that mean exactly? Uh, I still think it means that the same rules, because if they agreed to the rules, even though it's a pro fight, go up. Yeah. So, so showdown, we contest over eight, two minute rounds with each fight using 14

ounce gloves. They'll come well-affected professional boxing records. Does, so does that mean that it will go to the judge's scorecard? That's what it should be. And I went for 16 to 14.card? That's there should be wow for 16 professional Wow That's a little different animal Yeah, right. Yeah, do you think it's because before they just it wasn't Getting picked up enough or like what do you think?

I don't know because remember whoever was Jake same as somebody leaked that it would go if he the only way he could win Is via knockout and if it goes to the decision, to the judges, then there's no decision. So I figured, all right, it's just gonna go all the rounds and nobody's gonna be declared the winner. But now it's a professional, that means they have to declare a winner. That makes it up. Yeah, now that's interesting.

Thoughts? I don't know, Cause before it sounded like it was just a money play. Cause there's no clear winner, but now I'm sure they're having different conversations. I still think Jake wins. Yeah. I'm not betting against Jake. He's too young.

Just that plays a big difference. I suppose Tyson can get, if he gets close in, but Jay can tie him up. What is it? What is Tyson weighing by 20 pounds? Um, I don't know what Tyson's coming at. I think it's, I think it's. But that's wild. They got this sanction because you got to hover.

What? He 57 versus a 27 year old. Yeah. So it's, it, that's tough to get it sanctioned. Wow. They got this sanction because you got to hover. What are you 57 versus a 27 year old? Yeah. So it's, it, that's tough to get it. Sanctioned good on them. Jake's team doing that. That's wild. That's pretty cool. Makes it more legit too. Because when we found out,

we were really told 14 or 16 ounce gloves, no judges, no decision. I got some kitty shit I have no idea what to what to expect. I Mean so still 200 pounds that's big so he's 200 Tyson's 220 when he fought Roy Joe So I bet I skill. Yeah, so you'll have a 20 pound weight advantage Yeah, but that, that age advantage and 200 pound guys, that's when you're 26 or 27, you can hit that hard. It's a tough thing to deal with and so much faster probably than. Yeah. You assume a speed advantage.

Yeah. Interesting. But I, but it will take place at heavyweight. So it's contracted at a heavyweight, but in order to be heavyweight, I think Jake has come in over 204 pounds to be a heavyweight fight in boxing. Cruiserweights, what? One eight, one 88 to two Oh three. to 203. Hmm. So he's gotta eat a lot of rice. 200 pounds.

Cruisers 200 pounds. UFC should have a cruiser weight. Is it easier to gain four pounds or lose four pounds? Gain, he could just weigh in with his shoes and jeans and get there. They allow that? Yeah. I thought you had to take everything off.

Depends. It depends, but also it's Dallas or Text Commission. Depends. That's cool though. Makes it more legit, more fun, more on the line. First I stopped some bullshit. That's cool. Interesting. Let's take a little break. Can we take a break? Chin, you're coming some bullshit. Yeah. That's cool. Interesting. Yeah.

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Come on now. Alright, you know what else you got? Kristi Noem. She's going to be one of Trump's running mates. She wrote a book a while ago and some parts are coming out now, especially the part where she killed her less than worthless puppy. Let's frown upon. Yeah, I guess they have working dogs, hunting dogs, and very common among people who have

working dogs that people don't talk about. When the dog is a dud, so say you have like a cattle dog that won't herd, they'll give it away as a pet, but on a farm, they kill animals all the time. Jesus. A puppy? They shoot the dog? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, that's not, that ain't uncommon in a working dog environment from what I'm told. Really? Yep. I've never heard of that. Yep. I've heard of it. I still didn't grow up on a farm.

So the idea is this. So in other words, so this is the other thing. So you get Rottweilers, you get working dogs, right? So in Germany, they have really strict protocols for whether or not your dog can breed as a working dog. Keep going down, Tim. Do all kinds of stuff. The dogs in the litters that don't exhibit

uh peak performance as utility dogs are culled they call it culling they are put down and the reason they're put down is that's how they keep the the you know their blood lines basically performing at optimal levels so so she says the fact is South Dakota law states that dogs who attack and kill livestock can be put down given that cricket has shown aggressive behavior towards people by biting them. I decided what I did. It wasn't easy. It's a puppy. I don't know if it was a puppy, you know, we don't know. It says here hunting puppy, but that's the headline. Yeah. It doesn't sound like he's a puppy because if it was a puppy, you know? We don't know. It says here, hunting puppy. It's very pretty. But that's the headline. It doesn't sound like it's a puppy.

Cause if it's a dog that's been aggressive towards animals and people buying them, that's not gonna be a puppy. Yeah, and they get, when you get a dog like that. Also, this can't be a puppy cause. 14 month. That's not a puppy. It's not a puppy. That's not a puppy.

14 months, a year? It's a full grown dog. That's a year and two months. By the way, if you have a 14-year-old dog that's biting people, 14-month-old dog is biting people and dogs, that doesn't get better as they get older. And that is usually indicative of an animal.

Could you maybe hire a trainer? You could, but apparently that's a lot of times indicative of an animal that has bad brains. So says she- Something's going on there. So it claims that cricket attacked and killed chickens. Look, I don't know. I don't know.

I have no idea. I just know that, I just know that it's fucked up, but farms, farms, a lot of stuff goes on at farms. She was, we just had to put down three horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years. Yeah, but 25 year runs, nice for a horse. I had a pit bull.

I let my friend on his farm take care of my pit bull because I had to live in New York City for a while. That pit bull got a hold of some goats. And when that goat and then there, the neighbor's dog came out to see what was going on with this pit bull who got a hold of the neighbor's goats.

And then that pit bull that my pit bull who was about 14 months, his balls had dropped turned on their German shepherd and fucked that dog up didn't kill him. It's a city dog baby. So my friend called me and said, Hey, your dog's no longer with us. Sorry about that. And I said, I said, what? And he goes, yeah, yeah. And I gotta fucking pay for my neighbor's goats and my neighbor's dog's vet bills. So he's no longer with us, he shot him.

He shot that dog. And he said, that dog's a fucking bad dog and you ain't having that dog and I'm shooting that dog. And on a farm, when a dog does that, the dog gets shot a lot of times. If a dog fucks up like livestock and it's, you know, whatever, the farmers don't fuck around. But that's the difference with your dog

who's a city dog and they put him around goats. My question, Mike, hold on. Why was my dog around your goats? Well, my dog, his dog, the dog got free and went over to the neighbors. But whose fault is that? Yeah, well, it's probably mine ultimately because I gave them to him

and he just got to be 14 months or whatever and was like, oh, I'm in pit bull now. I'm gonna fuck up anything on four legs. And on a farm, that shit doesn't fly. It does not fly. I'm telling you right now, farmers are like, fuck you. That cost me money. You gotta go.

Yeah, you should probably take some heat for that. Oh yeah, I mean, look, I love dogs, I'm a dog guy. So if you have dogs, you know, you get very attached to your dogs. Americans don't like it when anybody kills a dog for any reason. If you're gonna kill a dog, for Americans, that dog better be biting a human being for no reason.

And even then, even then, you get kind of a pass, right? Even then, your dog bites. It's like that. But also, leave the dog killing out of the book. Well. Thank you. Yeah, not a very smart political move. But also, I'm sure there's a ghost rider,

I'm sure there's edits to this. Who was like, let's leave the puppy killing you? Well, yeah, I agree with you. I agree. And also when you say the dog was less than worthless, it's a dog, you're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on. Especially her being on the right, of course, left. It sounds mean.

Whether it was left or right, they're gonna exaggerate the puppy. You're like, when you see puppy, you're like, Jesus Christ. I think anything under two is still a puppy. No. There's just little babies still. Talk to farmers. When you have farmers, that farmers are kind of dogs. Well, depending on what kind of dog it was too. What kind of dog was it? Yeah.

They were hunting dogs. Cause at 14 months, depends on the dog, 14 months like King Corso, pretty fucking big dog. Scary. 14 months like Rottweiler, that's a pretty full grown fucking dog. 14 months is not a puppy. Yeah. Like if you came in here with your dog and it's 14, he's like, here's my puppy. I'm like, are you stupid? If it's killing chickens, that's dog shit though. Ain't that dog's doing dog shit? Yeah, it's a dog shit. Like if I put a dog near a chicken, chicken dogs are like, that's food.

I'm fucking killing them. Because when I hear a puppy, I'm thinking like four to five months. I used to have, I used to have parrots, big macaws. And my neighbor had this amazing border collie, such an amazing dog. That dog tried to kill those parrots, big macaws, and my neighbor had this amazing border collie, such an amazing dog. That dog tried to kill those parrots. That dog was like, oh, that's food, I'm gonna kill that thing.

So it was a 14-month-old German wire-haired pointer. Amazing noses. Cricket wasn't sick, old or dying. Let me see what that German, type in 14-month-old German wired-haired pointer. You know what they that German, type in 14 month old German wired haired pointer. You know what they look like, you've seen them. Yeah, but not 14 months. I'm trying to see if they're full grown pup.

They are. 14 months, full grown animal. It really is. Aw. Full grown. That'd be tough to shoot. He's cute as fuck. Oh yeah.

Yep. Yeah, that's a dog. Yes. That ain't no pup. But I hate to say it, when you breed working dogs, that's what they do. That's the dirty secret a lot of times. I cannot do that to him.

If it's a working dog, because they're like, well, you're not representative of this. That's a puppy. But he's not 14 months old. No, I'm just looking at it. You're not killing him. 14 week. Listen, man, dogs are, you love dogs. Yeah, I couldn't kill my dog if he was killing chickens.

I'm not doing that. Not a shot. Also, that's on you, man. Why is the dog around chickens? That's what dogs do. Correct. I mean, I have too small. If the dog's biting people,

if the dog's aggressive toward people, there's a conversation to be had. Yeah. If the dog's biting children or like attacks a child's face, yeah, we can probably get rid of it. My dog did that, so I had a rescue dog that bit people. I never, I loved him. I was like, hey, sorry, that's Moto, called him Moto.

He's like, fucking Moto's gonna bite you. He would bite people. Or he'd just be like that, you know, don't fuck with him. I loved him, but he tried to bite a child's face. Jumped up and tried to bite a five year old's face. And I can't have that. And I took him to the vet and I said, I think I have to put this dog down.

And you know what the vet said? The vet said, please let me find him a home. And I did. I let him find him. I missed that dog every day. Did the vet go, please let me find my home where the guy can bring him around children. Yeah, but I miss that dog every day.

I'm still fucked up over that. Because I had to give that, I love that dog. That was my dog. Yeah, but you gave him up, you know? Yeah, I rescued him. Well, I rescued him. They said he's a problem dog when I rescued him. And I had four years with him and I loved him.

And then he started trying to bite kids. It was so weird. Well, I told you on Nine News, they do the, in Denver when I was coming up, when I was growing up, they were trying to give away, you know, when they give away the dogs live on air. They do it at KTL, LA here in LA. that they were trying to give away, you know, when they give away the dogs live on You know, they do it KTL le here in LA and they're trying to give away a dog And it was it was a pit bull white pit bull and the lady was like, this is this dog needs a great home She's like in this no. No, I don't like I can't I can't watch live on air. You can

Live on air played this live on air. Hello. Yeah. Oh lip gone. Yeah Yeah, oh that dog went, you know, you'd look better with a cleft. Yeah No, don't put your face next to a dog. You don't know the dog. Don't do that That's do not do that. You know your kids do that with a dog. It doesn't know. No, thank you. No Yeah, it ripped it ripped her face ripped her lip right off I can't watch this just put in Denver I don't know these I don't I don't know this one's not bad yeah I don't want to watch somebody get bit in the face I hate it some woman get fucked up now no thanks let's just not we can't even play it

anyway so yeah don't fuck around dogs computer slow especially just like very No thanks. Let's just not, we can't even play it anyway, so. Yeah, no, it's no good. Okay, what else? None of those. Don't fuck around, dogs, especially just those are very dangerous if they don't like you. I mean, to put your face in front of a dog's face, that is like, and it was a full grown dog. Well, that's like that bear that attacked that woman, like on the news in Russia.

She's like, and I'm sitting here with a bear, and then one bear went, dang, and just turned around. But bears make sense. Wild animals. here with a bear and then we're very dying and just turn out like but bears make sense wild animals a couple more yeah one more gotta push ourselves well we've had both of these guys on our show on tfk so Mikey Musumechi is going up in weight class to to do a grappling

competition with K Ruto they're like both phenoms and yeah and so I just did a show with Mikey to come out probably the week before this fight Just in like I think cuz this is in Denver. Yeah, it's in my hometown in Denver, but me and Mikey He all he all he eats is pizza and pasta That's it amazing September Mean him when I got some great pizza from LBK. Yeah. And I was, I was stressed because he's such a pizza kind of. Kind of sore. Yeah. But he's, he's super judgmental of the pizza. Really? And this LBK in Culver city, it's my boy's spot, but I know it's like they use water from New Jersey and it's like

all organic and he loved it. Studio city. Studio city. That's a, that's a large weight size disparity, especially when the Rotolo guy is like, I just watched him beat the shit out of the guy on that last fight and he's so fucking good as is Mikey, but that's a large weight disparity. I feel, isn't it? Yeah. It's Jiu-Jitsu.

The one with these guys do, I think it'll be all right. That's gonna be cause you remember Mikey and juicy, they compete in the absolute division. That'll be really, where there's no weight class. So he saw mighty mouse beat up another Brown belt. Yeah. But got two guys with that kind of skillset, like high, high level like that. That's going to be, yeah. I would imagine size. This can be cool. But Musa met you so ridiculous. Hold on. He's we look three weight classes. Yep I admire it Yeah, I don't know anything about those those were tell us wins are I Can't I even know what the fuck they're doing. I'm watching them like Jesus Mikey's a freak man. Yeah freak. He's so good

Yeah, freak. He's so good Yeah All righty Hey Skyline Comedy Club No, where am I? Where am I? You're in Tacoma. I'm in Tacoma Tacoma Washington May 2nd to May 4th and And then Skyline Comedy Club, Appleton, Wisconsin, May 9th, 10th, and 11th. Then Dana Improv, May 24th, 25th, 26th.

That's in Miami. Hey, Appleton, Wisconsin, here we come. Here we come, buddy. Here you come. All right, kids, love you.