The Fighter & The Kid - The Conor McGregor vs Manny Pacquiao Conspiracy | TFATK Ep. 967

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen discuss Dana White's announcement of Conor McGregor and Michael Chandler's fight timeline, Brendan's thoughts on what he thinks is really happening with that, Joe Rogan...'s secret to success, Drake's viral video, other current events around the world and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://www.oreillyauto.com/ Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product

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Starting point is 00:01:39 It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on baby. Come on, clap, clap already. He's hitting you on the clap. This is really the fighter in the kid Already he's hate to on the clock for dude, man I know he's like, I'm like, I'm like Off with saying that I spend the better part of my morning thinking about those 15 Orcas that are trapped in the Japanese sea I haven't seen this Bring it up for a second because wait is this the Instagram thing or this is on the news It's on the news you always gotta be skeptical
Starting point is 00:02:10 All of this time on the ice and now they're trapped in All they can do is sit in one place because they don't know where else to go Well, who's fault is it and they don't know how to fix it, but you know what I say I know exactly I guess fucking blow the ice up But then when you blow up the killer whales. Yeah, look Ah Or just respond by They've escaped did they just swim to where it wasn't frozen
Starting point is 00:02:40 Well, they couldn't go under because they have to come up for air, right? So they're mammoth Killer whales are the Ted Bundy of the sea, man. Might have just all died. They might all be dead. Killer whales are brutal. They are the wolves of the sea. Ted Bundy's of the sea. They make noises.
Starting point is 00:02:54 They talk to each other. They name their own children. They name their own kids. Yes. That's what they say. Parrots, dolphins, and killer whales have names for each other and their children. How about that, everybody? And you still want to eat them? No I would never eat a killer whale. Does anyone eat killer whale? Uh-uh. My buddy who owns some property in New
Starting point is 00:03:15 Zealand on one of his private beaches. Moneybuys happiness. He was he just sent me a video from his phone. He was jet skiing in his little enclosures little Bay and orcas are just swimming around him like just Giant fins and what happened nothing he just swims with the story paddleboards around them And they're just like hello, and they come and say hi to him. You can do that here with great whites man. No, thank you No, thank you Did you say I doubt you saw it because it's like breaking news, but we thought Dana was going to announce UFC 300 main event and co main event today because he went on,
Starting point is 00:03:51 he went on our boy Pat McAfee show and his live and everyone's like, oh, he's going to announce the 300, but he didn't do any of that. He announced, which we already knew they're going to do Mexican independence day at the sphere in Vegas, which can be insane. And then he also announced that McGregor Chandler is not happening. you're going to do Mexican independence day at the Sphere in Vegas, which can be insane. And then he also announced that McGregor Chandler's not happening. It's not happening in June. It's off.
Starting point is 00:04:10 I think you said to me that you would be very surprised if you said that. Yeah. Something's going on there. I think, so Dana says, hopefully we get it done in the fall. This is what my skeptical hippos think. I think that we're only getting part of the story here. I think there's a lot more going on behind the scenes that we're not privy to. McGregor, Chamber?
Starting point is 00:04:30 Yeah, I think McGregor has one or two fights left on his contract. The UFC never lets you fight your contract out, especially for your megastar like Connor. I think Connor, it just in this news came out a few days ago, Manny Pacquiao is coming out of retirement is number one opponent he wants to fight is McGregor. Really? Yeah. So I think Connor has and if we get the news,
Starting point is 00:04:53 it's been going on in negotiations for months. So I think Connor is like, yeah, I just need to fight Chandler and I'm going to fight many pack out. And he's like, no, you're not. We you only have one or two fights left. We get we need to figure out a new deal with you. And he's like, no, I don't want to do that. I want to fight Chandler.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I'm going to fight many pack out, probably Jake Paul, maybe Nate Diaz and boxing. That's what I want to do. The UFC is going, no way. We can't let you go. Cause remember too, the UFC is also in negotiations because their, the rights are up at ESPN. So that's going on. I'm sure Conor brings a lot to the table for the negotiation
Starting point is 00:05:26 rights to TV, whether it's Netflix or wherever they're going to end up. So they can't let him leave. So they're just prolonging it while this negotiation on the TV side is going on too. So weird. Isn't that crazy? So weird though. It makes no sense. And then Conor knows what's going on. Dana knows what's going on. The UFC Brass knows what's going on. Chandler's just left out in the woods there Because Chandler's like hey, I'm waiting to such a payday for Chandler. It is but at some point you got to move on quit looking So thirsty he's waited how long?
Starting point is 00:05:54 Awful and then Connor be like yeah fights that heavyweight Chandler's like I'm in like right away tweets like you tell me when I mean, yes, just get me in at some point. You're like dude. You got a fight though, right? Well, you're chasing this this golden pony and this pony has other options. It's hard. I don't blame them. No, it sucks. Is that your payday? So what do you else? You're just going to fight some up and comer. And then remember if you're Connor too, with the actual paydays coming out because the lawsuit, they have to release paydays,
Starting point is 00:06:20 which we've never been privy to. Connor didn't make as much as you think. Really? No. It was like three, 4. I think is 3 4 million Which we were we're thinking was like 20 40 after taxes. What is that 2 mil? You know, so if you're if you're con I'm not saying he should well I am saying he should do it from his manager, but it's kind of me that much for how much to the fight which fight I think his highest paid it was like six million when he fought mass square garden but like the natives fight like
Starting point is 00:06:47 he wasn't he was paid it's still the same like everybody else just a fraction he's worth so much more so if you're Connor wouldn't you rather go fight Manny Pacquiao and make 20 30 million because it's boxing it's a different sport is he allowed to do that outside his contract I mean Dana's done before when he fought Floyd and he said you'd never do it again, but now also I think it would be a flex on Dana's part too to do it because remember he wouldn't let Francis do it
Starting point is 00:07:12 and Francis obviously made the right choice. He's, you know, he fought Fury, he's fighting Anthony Joshua next. So this would be a flex on Dana's part. Okay, we're into it too. What do you think sells more? Francis, Fury, which didn't do great or Connor. Many Pacquiao, many pack has a bigger name than everybody just mentioned.
Starting point is 00:07:30 So it's a flex on Dennis part too. So I think there's a lot going on behind the scenes. We're not privy to, man. Last time he fought was three years ago. It's crazy. Right. It's like, wow. And he only has, I think one or two max fights left on this contract.
Starting point is 00:07:42 And you've seen, he's not going to fight as contract. There's a dip, especially when negotiations are going on with TV. So contract. The UFC is not gonna fight as contractors dip Special negotiations are going on with TV. It's so crazy. They're just not gonna let him do that Cuz is it weird like we haven't heard anything like why you would announce Connor UFC 300? That's a no-brainer. They're not doing it International fight week. They're not doing it and he wants to fight out imagine Conner No, I don't I mean I think he wants to fight and get out and go fight many back out you if he's like no bro No, no, we we gotta find a new six-file deal with us. He's like not happening So I think that's going on behind the scenes And especially Manny comes out with a little pressure on because I want to fight Connor
Starting point is 00:08:14 So that makes it even more muddy and UFC has the TV right deals. They're trying to negotiate They need Connors or cash cow because remember Connor was never bigger than when the UFC sold for whatever was two billion dollars Remember that four billion. Yeah Conor was the biggest at the time. He helped facilitate that So he's still even though he hasn't fought in three years. He's still your biggest cash cow The UFC can't let him just walk away because he's he's what people are buying So I think there's a lot going on behind the scenes unbelievable Because if you because if you're Conor, once you, I mean,
Starting point is 00:08:47 would you rather fight Michael Chandler and make another two, three, four million or go fight Manny Pacquiao, you're not getting kicked in the leg, you just broke his leg. It's a different type of fighting. You focus on one aspect of the sport, boxing, instead of all the things, and you're gonna make way more money.
Starting point is 00:09:07 It's true. Manipac is a massive name, massive, even though they're in the fun forever, massive. I don't know what the temperature is it on that, on Manipac-Conner fight, you know? Cause when they announced Connor versus Floyd, Lukewarm, for the rematch, Lukewarm. But Connor, Manipac-Out there remember they're supposed to fight before
Starting point is 00:09:27 Yeah, I'm Probably a little still a little lukewarm on that too, but I'll watch it But even if you're lukewarm if you're Connor's manager and then also the other aspect you got to remember It's the U.S. He's in that lawsuit They're trying to prove they're not monopoly and these guys are independent contractors. So if Connor goes, I wanna do this, then go over here and the UFC's going, nope. He's like, but if I'm independent,
Starting point is 00:09:52 you're preventing me from making more money. So that's another thing they have to worry about. Another one. And they can lose that lawsuit. Oh, of course. So there's three big factors. They have the UFC. They're in trouble. Now in trouble meaning they're gonna probably pay off a billion dollars and then keep doing what they're doing
Starting point is 00:10:08 That's trouble for them. They're not gonna go bankrupt Well, but if if you can prove that they're independent contractors their business model changes, but yeah But if they but if you can prove that independent contractors then Connors Legal team could go wait. I thought we're independent. Yeah, if we want to go over here make more money But you're saying we can't yeah, it's a different sport. What's going on here? That's right That's right. So I think you see juggling with the like surprise They were able to lock them up for boxing because it is a different commission It's a different sport and everything so that's what's interesting
Starting point is 00:10:38 But they must have some kind of claws where you're not allowed to do any combat related sport But they allow guys to do it. They're like there's a Piece of the cut there's a standard set there. Well, if they can get a piece of the cut, there's a lot of money in that. And I think of Francis too, like the best of both worlds is the UFC is involved because they have the best market, better market than any boxing by far.
Starting point is 00:10:57 So it's a bigger event when the UFC's involved. So if Connor and Dana could figure out, maybe that's what's taking so long. That's why this keeps getting delayed. Connor's team and Dana's team are trying to figure out what it's going to look like. And you wait that long though. It's like your product itself starts to ripen on the shelf. It's like, you know, but it's a business of fighting, I guess.
Starting point is 00:11:16 It'd be worth it though if you pull off a Connor's car. I've got to be 36 now. You know, his prime was 2015. I'm looking at this. Oh, yeah. It's almost 10 years ago. Yeah. 35.
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Starting point is 00:14:54 What's going to be the biggest prize Manny Pacquiao over Chandler? And you get paid the 18% it's worldwide. The fighters back as worldwide. Manny Pacquiao is more famous than any UFC fighter ever. Yes, he's massive. Yes. Mass honors massive, more famous. I think that's what people don't realize about boxing. It's massive. Yes. Massive. Connor's massive. More famous than any. I think that's what people don't realize about boxing. It's a worldwide sport, like in certain parts of the world.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Like, uh, So is that what I made them? Canelo Alvarez. Yeah, more and more now. Yeah. Yeah. But I think Canelo Alvarez, is there anyone as big as Alvarez in boxing?
Starting point is 00:15:18 In UFC? Connor. Connor. For sure. Yeah. Bigger pay for pay for view share. Uh, what do you mean? So another way. Like he demands more pay For sure. Yeah. Bigger pay-per-view, sure. What do you mean? Like he demands more pay-per-view?
Starting point is 00:15:28 Yeah, so in other words, when Canelo fights, does he get more money? Does he get more views, more eyeballs than? I don't think so. Connor? No. See what that is. Be interested to see that. I guess it depends on who he's fighting, you know?
Starting point is 00:15:44 But also thinking about Canelo, the problem with box is they don't like they don't do a good job of creating stars. So if it's Canelo versus say. Well. What is that? To I guess Delahoya, but I don't get this one. Well, that's a massive fight. If we just type in Canelo pay-per-view numbers
Starting point is 00:16:05 so you can go down the list. Because Canelo doesn't have a pay-per-view that beats Connors. It just shows Jermel. So it says Canelo and Jermel, Charlo did 650 to 700K. Connors beat that like by a crazy amount. You're saying his biggest ever.
Starting point is 00:16:28 There's some Connor fights that did that though. No, I'm saying Connor beats him out big time. Yeah, Connor. Yeah, pay every wise. Yeah, he's a bigger draw for sure. Bigger draw. Let me see what his highest was. Oh, there you go. Canelo pay for you list numbers.
Starting point is 00:16:42 There's a list. Right. When you're searching, go back to the search. When you're up there, when you're typing it in, where you type it in at on Google, see it says, uh, no, type in what you just did and then see, uh, cancel pay for your numbers list. Yeah, right there. There you go. I'm sure you go down there be a whole list There you go So Floyd was his biggest 2.2
Starting point is 00:17:13 Hmm, and then look 350 300 900 Miguel Cotto 600 300 a million Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. 1.3 pretty damn good Triple G 1.3. It's pretty damn. Can a triple G 1.1. Caleb plan 800. Bevel. That's where it kind of see that when he when he goes down. Yeah. It was when he fights guys, you don't really know.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Huh. But so overall Canelo beats Connor then overall. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Oh, fights more. Mm hmm. 2.2. Yeah, fights a lot more, but 2.2 1.3 million 1.1. Yeah point two. Yeah, I fight a lot more, but two point two, one point three,
Starting point is 00:17:46 million, one point one. Yeah, solid. Who's next for Canella? Who's he thinking about fighting? I want to see him fight David Benavides. Or is that his name? Yeah, Benavides. That's how they want him to fight, but he's not, he's not asking for that fight. Benavides wants it, but something's going on there. Yeah, because Benvita, I want to see how that works out. He's fucking good. Unknown, but yeah, they said. Yeah, no, that's the fight everybody wants, but Cannell was kind of running from it a little bit.
Starting point is 00:18:18 We'll see with Connor. We'll see with Connor. I was really hoping Dave was going to announce the main event coming. We still got time though. It's early. How much when one is 300 March April? Yeah, they should bring us pretty soon here. That's not that much time two months out Yeah, two months out. Yep And we don't know what's going on with our boy Tremayev No, he's he's somewhere else. He's not in the United States. No, you live here. Hmm. I
Starting point is 00:18:49 Don't think I don't think you can come here yet. We don't think you can come here Really the Homs on Kedirov connection. I think that's why yeah, I'm not out for 300 Unless they do it in Dubai, which is not happening Crazy right rather? Rather interesting, rather interesting. How excited are you for Austin, buddy? First-life show together in a hot socket. I talked to Rogan, I was saying. Yep, I talked to Rogan yesterday.
Starting point is 00:19:14 We told him we were coming. Did he give you his approval? Yes, indeed. We were just talking about, I said to him, congrats on your deal. And I said, we were starting to talk about what makes him so successful. And we spent a weird conversation. No, because it was like he's, one of the things about him that you,
Starting point is 00:19:33 you have to say is that as insanely successful as he's become, he actually hasn't changed even a little bit. He just personality wise. He's just the same guy I've always known. And that's what's interesting. And then we were trying to quantify it and I just kind of stopped the conversation. I go, I don't think you can quantify that thing.
Starting point is 00:19:52 I think it's just, you have a certain kind of magic that you just have and it's your thing. And I don't know, you can't bottle it, quantify it. You know, there's nothing you can do. It works his ass off. Yeah, but a lot of people work their ass off. A lot of people are consistent. He's just got something special. He, he's got this combination of curiosity and an intelligence. Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:20:10 Yeah, and consistency is I don't know. He's just got a thing Like an authenticity. I think that part of it's just like he's he was talking about the struggle that people have a lot of times with success because as success hits, well, as success hits, what'll happen is, I've seen this a lot through my life as an older person. I've seen people come and go,
Starting point is 00:20:35 I've seen people get really successful. What happens a lot of times when you get super successful is you'll get surrounded by people that are afraid to tell you no. And then you get surrounded by people that will make you the center of the world because you are, you know, in a way. Because all the things that are happening are around you.
Starting point is 00:20:51 And you are generating, so you have a staff, you have people, you're generating everything, all the energy. Good money. Yes, so what happens is all of a sudden, you become the person everybody's listening to. You become the person everybody's listening to you become the person everybody's smiling at you become the focal point So what you say goes as well and you have to be very careful because that kind of power Whether you know it or not can corrupt you because you'll start actually
Starting point is 00:21:16 Thinking the world is only centered around you good thing. We don't have to worry about that buddy. That's right, buddy But Rogan is it resisted that yeah, and I think he's resisted that he was talking about it He said well, I was like what do you think how do you think you've resisted that you know? Cuz he really has and he said I think I do things that are really hard all the time part of the reason He works out the way he does is because it's like if I can torture myself for this hour 45 minutes whether it's sitting in a fucking cold plunge or whatever, doing things I hate, then everything else after my day is easy and I'm reminded that life never gets easy.
Starting point is 00:21:51 I'm reminded that no matter how much money I make, it's, you still gotta fight fucking, you gotta fight gravity. Yeah, I don't think, Rogan just never gets comfortable. He never gets comfortable. I think that's the secret. That's also part of just being honest, being telling the truth, it's fucking hard. I being honest, being telling the truth is fucking hard.
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Starting point is 00:22:23 He's like, I don't know man, I might be busy counting money. Whatever he said. I didn't count my money was like, I don't know, man. I might be busy counting money. Whatever he said. The point is. I'm gonna count my money Thursday night. He's at the mothership. It's a stroll. How long of a walk is it?
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Starting point is 00:22:48 I'm not gonna call him from the stage. We'll see. Yeah, I'm tricked up our sleeve. The old boss will see what happens. We're either way, it's going to be exciting. We're going to be in Austin. We'll have the whole squad down there. Now that that area at 12 at night, one in the morning,
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Starting point is 00:24:00 It's impressive. Yeah. It's like a dick on him. It's a good dick. It's a good dick. It's okay. Yeah, it's a good dick on him. It's a good dick. It's a good dick. It's okay Okay It's fine Chinaz thoughts so I appreciate that little green sweater covering his taint and his yeah, that's important
Starting point is 00:24:17 Let's let's cover the tape. They can't show your asshole. No, look, that's huge really But at what point is big too big that's adorable that you think that's huge really but at what point is big too big? That's adorable that you think that's huge That's you don't think that's a big dick, right? Well, you're a hater. No, no, no I'm saying that's a good when I saw that. Oh my god. That drinks has a normal day That's not even fully hard. Yeah, that's what I'm saying It's like nine-ish ten. Bob-a-baba-baba-baba. You don't think that's nine. Hey, Bob-a I'm of a mind to send you that exact video I'm of a mind to send you that exact video. I'm of a mind.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I really am of a mind. I need you to step down for a second. He's the second guy that sees the great video and says my dick shows his dick. Here's the thing, you're not. I've seen yours, bud. Yours is close and you have bigger balls. But he has more length.
Starting point is 00:25:01 You have more girth? He has more length. You know what, sir? Send it, do it. Man, I can't you know what sir send it do it man. I can't I can't say this at 56 And I can't believe it and acting like I care you do care though I'm gonna send you a video and your dick's not I've seen your dick so many Bubba you gotta be careful now Chris said he has the same dick, but it's not 100% Chris has a 100% Chris has a bigger dick than that Chris is the exact same hey, but it's not 100% Chris has a 100% Chris has a bigger dick than that. Chris is the exact same.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Hey, Boba. That's what Chris said. Here's what I'm here. Go back to this for a sec. Cause once I saw that when he took his hand away, I went, uh, it's not fully awake. The angle, the angle is, is flattering. The, it's just waking up.
Starting point is 00:25:40 The angle's flattering. It's just waking up. I give you that. It's a good, I'm happy with that dick. There's a lot. There's a lot of length to it with the hand. It's just waking up. I give you that. It's a good, I'm happy with that dick. There's a lot of length to it with the hand on it. He's a little bit, now, Bob, but hold on. You're riding on a curve right now. You see where his hand is?
Starting point is 00:25:53 Sarah, it's covering most of the shaft. I've done a study on this. It's leaning back. No, but the dick's like leaning like this. Right, right, right. Listen, that's not interesting. Listen, you don't think so? I'm going to give you a compliment
Starting point is 00:26:11 You're you're you're doing that if in that position with your big old brown shitter and Your your giant legs. I don't want to see you do this But I'm telling you right now. He's told if there was a video of you doing that you're right there with him Yeah, yeah, but I'm not saying that I'm saying saying that's a good size dick. Now, hold on. Now, I love you, but I got you beat in that department. I agree. Now, don't ever talk to me about his dick again. You, right?
Starting point is 00:26:36 You never talk to me about his dick. You need to recreate that video. I have a real mind to, and I'm a father of about to be four and I can't be doing that as father. I have children that listen to this. I know. Doing the true classic sweater. I love the sweater.
Starting point is 00:26:52 I can't do it because I'm just too old now and I'm a father and it's outrageous, but I'm of a mind. We'll be at the Airbnb together. By the way, how gay are you and I that I would do this and send that to you? And you'd be like, well, I've sent you plenty of pictures. I'm well versed in this.
Starting point is 00:27:11 I think you're... Some days I'll just be, I'll be kind of half-massed and I just take a picture of it with my feet and send it to them. Nobody like my kids baseball, like it's surrounded by dads like, oh shit. That's what I do to him. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:27:25 I just go in case you forgot. No. Case you forgot. That's what I do. You're welcome. Listen, Drake, nobody's telling Drake he has a small dick. Listen, the guy's a superstar with a dick like that. God bless you.
Starting point is 00:27:38 You don't think he's mad. You know what he did? He wanted life. Yeah. Drake wanted life. It's crushing it. But Sonos, don't say sometimes things are too big. All right? Well, I mean, you're tiny.
Starting point is 00:27:49 I've seen too big. Yeah. But I've seen too big. That's fine. Yeah. That you could wrestle that. We can wrestle. Yeah. We can manage that. I've seen too big in porn. And it's like, oh, well, how are we going to do this?
Starting point is 00:28:00 Yeah. I mean, yeah, I told you, I went there is, I don't know what I was doing because I don't watch porn, but maybe I happened to cross this gentleman who, I mean, it looked like it had a belly. Yeah, it's impossible. It looked like it eaten. Yeah. Like it looked like a jelly snake. I don't under belly of like a whale. Fucking gazelle. I was like, sir, serious. There's some of them are just impossible. They're impossible. The only word is impossible. That you would have to call your dick.
Starting point is 00:28:27 You'd have to go, listen, I love you, things are good. We're about to do this. There's something you should know. I have an impossible dick. Yes. And that's what you gotta say. Impossible. So that you don't run for the hills.
Starting point is 00:28:37 And sometimes I'm not, you know, I'm not even looking at it for my own pleasure. I'm just like, how is this gonna work? Sometimes just, you know, I just gotta see how it ends. Well, you have to. You have to. You have to. It's like an episode of-
Starting point is 00:28:49 Because you're not sure what to do. You almost need something to hold onto and you're like, what is going on? You know how like some guys get nervous like sweat when they see guys climb like high elevation? That's how I get when I see an impossible black cock. Why'd you have to make it black? But yeah, I mean.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Hey, hey, hey, listen. There's not a lot of impossible ones that aren't. There's a, yeah But yeah, I mean, hey, hey, listen, there's not a lot of impossible ones that aren't. There's a day I'm talking impossible. Yeah, I mean, that's just it's a career like, all right. So it's a lighter tail. Yeah. What do you got, Jen?
Starting point is 00:29:16 OK, actually, Sanaz brought this up when we were talking before when we saw the video. She's like, it's almost like a girl with like, you know, crazy, enormous boobs that are just insane. Yeah, like, it's almost like a girl with like, you know, crazy enormous boobs that are just insane. Like dudes don't really want that, you know? They want like a, you know? Who thinks not that big? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:29:33 He thinks I'm talking about the monsters that you mentioned, the bellies. Oh yeah, I agree. I think like anything else, there are women that are into that, there are people that are into that. It's everybody is different. Everyone has their type. Like there's chubby chas is left and right yeah there are
Starting point is 00:29:47 women though they've done it like if you really read that book billion wicket thoughts women are not they're not obsessed with giant takes the way guys are yeah guys are now if it's small yeah that it's a disaster yes but there are a lot of girls that they're into the guy and the guy's amazing they'd like they could give it as long as it's not tiny. They could give a shit. It's a problem. It's micro.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Right. But if you're, you know, average, I think you're fine. Like a romance novels and the mon novels that make like even like 50 shades. Great. They never talked about it. Now they're talking about his passion and his, you know, his, it's just, he also leave it up for imagination. Correct.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Yeah. 5.5. Wow. So 3.67 inches is a micro penis. Yeah. I thought it might be even smaller. I thought it'd be smaller too, but. Yeah. Anyway. The more you know.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Talking about big things. So Gracie bonds this like model and she's known for her XL booty. Have you ever seen her being, her ass is impossible. Dude, you ever seen her before the surgeries? No. She was so big. Bring her up to it, like that's too much for you, B.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Yeah, but we say that, but yeah, it's like, yeah. Well, you'll give her a good old college try. I mean, you know, like like you know what I mean. But she says she's never enhanced her butt and said she downsized the rest of her body. So funny. But the only reason why like I'm like yeah she might have done some sculpting she was massive.
Starting point is 00:31:19 She used to weigh 300 pounds. Yeah look how big her legs are too. Good for her. Talk about a glowa, bro God bless her that God saw that way dog. She was hideous before And then now fucking bomb she's actually had a breast enlargement. Is she saying I mean everything? It's no she's saying she's done that but she's saying her ass is real and then her let her thighs are big too Like there's a picture of a tune when she I mean her legs she has will sassel legs and calves
Starting point is 00:31:44 Yeah, and then I say is it not a fake ass. You, I mean her legs, she has Will Sasso legs and calves. Yeah. I'll tell you, I'll tell you, this is not a freighter. You know I can tell a fake ass? You're not afraid of that. Oh, no, no, no, this is, I play in this playground. Yeah, but you're a big boy. Yeah, I play in the playground.
Starting point is 00:31:52 You're a big strong boy. I play in that playground. Yeah, you're a big strong boy. This playground, not for you. There's a reason you're a thick boy, because, by the way, you might be right, Bob, because look at her thighs. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:31:59 You can always tell someone has an ass implant if they have small thighs, because it's not going to go big big ass glutes, small hammies. It's usually one, you know, one, it works. I got news for you right now. When she was back then, when she was a little overweight, she was, she was having no problem getting sexual partners and guys who are, look at her there.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Can you go back? Look at her where she's wearing the head scarf right there. That's impressive. But you see how big her legs are? Yeah, that's a big strong girl. And I don't know how old she is, but bro, when it hits about 20, the fucking levies are gonna break. Yeah, she can...
Starting point is 00:32:38 And her bodies can go like nutty professor. Pfft. Yep, yep, yep. She can squat a lot of weight. She can go astragrass with a whole bunch of NFL weight but she was saying on a plane she wants to make him wider because her ass doesn't fit if I'm the airline I'd go we'll get smaller right yeah apparently she's 28 by the way well good for her she's good you talk about a glow up she's really
Starting point is 00:33:00 done it but the before it's insane we can do with science and technology and also just willpower She stopped eating probably worked out probably not still price stuffs her face But through all the surgery and shit, you know, well, I think she had this she had to lose a lot of weight though No, I think they lipo'd most of it because you can still tell she's got Grandma you got to keep it off. She's arms like my grandma, you know the tries I like my grandma, you know the tries? What do you mean? So today I had a flight and even if I was flying on the first class, I could have made on the airplane seat. So this is a petition for all the airlines. So big guards like me can fly.
Starting point is 00:33:33 It's not my fault to have an airplane seat. Please just make them bigger. Dude, thick ass problems. Yeah. Do you think the airlines are like, we should really consider this? Yeah, I would imagine. What else you got, Tim?
Starting point is 00:33:49 This year? Okay, so this woman's on a date a few years back. She's a klepto. She's already been in trouble for stealing and she's on a date with this dude. Takes the memory card out of his car. Later on ends up finding like brutal footage of him killing someone on it and the guy's saying like everyone dies in my movies like videos of him beating a woman to death and dragging her out what yeah
Starting point is 00:34:13 hold on you see he pricked 14 charges oh man what a scumbag oh my god know when they're being serial killed is what he says. Psycho. Also don't call it serial killed. Man, what a fucking weird. Hold on. Can you go back? Ben Chin, let me just read it for the very top. So pleaded not guilty. Did you love course in my movies, everybody always dies. What are my follow?
Starting point is 00:34:41 Fuck. What are my followers going to think of me? People need to know when they're being serial killed. Or just say killed. All right, keep going up. Jen, let me see what he did exactly. Yeah, let's see. Woman, let's see, Chris, all right. Now more than four years later,
Starting point is 00:34:57 what she found on the car is a key to double murder trial. Said to begin this week, grew some photos and photos of a woman being beat and strangled at a Marriott hotel hotel her attacker speaking in a strong accent as he urged her to die her blanket covered body being snuck outside in a luggage cart Jesus Christ encouraging her to die this guy's a real evil piece of trash yeah man oh man well he's screwed people like that are the worst like please kill that guy And that's the guy That's him. Yeah, looks like a great guy looks like a killer. That's wild. Just look at the evil eyes It's just a psycho man
Starting point is 00:35:37 Dude look at him. He's in it. He's in a jumpsuit. He's just arrested He's evil. Well, I guess it's good. she was kind of a thief and stole the memory card Yeah, what an evil guy. What does get Jen? This is very sad news Toby Keith was battling cancer for a while You were a fan, right? Of course, dude. He's everyone's like god damn America. Yeah, I didn't know his music You would shut up in a cowboy I didn't know his music, but I- You would? Shoulda been a cowboy. Shoulda learned a run.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Yeah, he was, he was. You don't know him? He seemed like a real fan. Oh, yeah? Dude, shoulda been a cowboy. Shoulda been a man. Shoulda learned a- Oh, dude, I'm at Tim Kennedy's dinner in Vegas,
Starting point is 00:36:21 and it's just all these green berets and seals and all these, you know, just green berets and seals and all these you know just shadowy operators and americans and people with you know money and tactical people and a guy gets up and he goes and do this every year guys join me god bless america and everybody's just like land that i love stand beside her and guide her and I'm like and guy Fuck I didn't know the words. I'm like And I'm trying to mouth the words I was so embarrassed everybody else is just full-throated Toby Keith was young too was he six sixty two. Yeah, it's That's
Starting point is 00:37:07 Six months ago. That's such a bummer December yeah, I wonder what the fuck is going on. That's such a bummer Yeah, so that's pretty sad news Boy, I like the murder and now the that one okay. What else we got? Bill Marr had Kanye on his podcast and after shooting the whole podcast Bill Maher decided like I'm not gonna air this this is fertilizer for anti-semitism and referred to Kanye as a charming anti-semit Man, you know a big that podcast would do now though, right like now that this and there's like come on Is it fine? I'm gonna release it, but it must be pretty bad for Bill Bill Maher Nothing needs more views, but for Bill Maher to not publish it.
Starting point is 00:37:45 So he's still, he's still doing the anti-Semitism thing? Yeah. And that's where Bill's like, I can't post this. Huh? Bill just. Two hour conversation. I'll try to say not there. Wow.
Starting point is 00:37:58 So kind of double down on it. Do you think that it's going to come out though? No, Bill's in control of it, so I doubt it. I mean, do you think Bill's team and him would eventually let it go? Bill set on money, so I don't think so. If it's that bad, I don't think so. Yee's a charming anti-Semite. Yay.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Yeah, yee's a charming anti-Semite. Dammit, he said yee's. That's my name. Damn. My Yeezy's Man, I must have been bad. Yeah for Bill. I thought he changed his ways. No Oh, that sucks because his new song Slaps it does. Oh man. Are you okay? The Backstreet Boy song. Yeah, the everybody Now he didn't get those permission right permission from backstreet to do it, but boy, it's it's Laps daddy. Yeah, he's just such a bummer man
Starting point is 00:39:02 Well the interesting thing about Kanye is he's got the holy Bible there the interesting thing about Kanye is that he He is one of those guys can get away with it at the end of the day he can just keep making music and he can make music but as far as getting away with it right he gets he gets kept he'll be kept on the yeah such a massive fan base like you'll always be able to make money but as far as like the mainstream well he's he's kind of set he's kind of set he can go he came out recently and said he's having a hard time booking venues Yeah, you think so. I mean is he getting away with it? Well, well, he's on Google like a nationwide tour I mean worldwide tour with this anti-semitic. Well, a lot of the whole his fan base is so rat. He's Massive, yes, but a lot of people that own the venues a
Starting point is 00:39:42 Lot of people that own the venues own the theaters are Jewish yeah or they're not Jewish and they just don't subscribe to them like hell no they just don't get down but hopefully I bet you find the place does a red and see and he's just there like once a month or once in a week parts of the world and the parts of America easy he performed with the Travis Scott in Italy and surprised him and it like it measured on the fucking earthquake scale they went so nuts Yeah, it's kind of just a talented individual Kanye West whose
Starting point is 00:40:11 Russell Brandt as you see his interview with Tucker Carlson. No very interesting about He and Tucker were talking about how he was Just grading against too many mainstream narratives. He took on Moderna, which was- And they found a way to get him. Certainly, there's certainly an idea that there was a way to shut this guy up because there was a lot of motivation
Starting point is 00:40:36 to launch any kind of investigation for a long time. Some of his accusers were like, we weren't gonna say anything and then someone contacted us. Correct. Is that what he said? That's what happened. That's what he said.
Starting point is 00:40:47 He didn't say that, but I know that. That's what I heard happened. I don't know the details. Well, that's a fact. These women, first of all, we don't, the news outlet that contacted these women actively searched out these stories, those women never gave their names.
Starting point is 00:41:01 So we don't know who they are. And it's a very, very interesting thing because he was saying that at the end of the day, the amount of pressure he was getting from various organizations that were, you know, for internet safety and all those things, which are government agencies, that also had ties to other deep state actors. It's really, you know, he and Tucker are talking about it. It was very, very interesting.
Starting point is 00:41:27 All this and that. Yeah, man, very interesting. So how's he doing? He does this thing on rumble. I know he says this pod and then is he okay? So I was just thinking about him, you know, the Kanye thing, you know, at the end of the day, he was saying that it's always disruptive.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I mean, there are, I'm not trying to compare Russell Brand to Kanye West, by the way, I'm not doing that. No one's completely different. They're completely different. I think Russell Brand was given a very raw deal here. I think he's an important voice and I'm a big fan. And I think he was, I think it's outrageous what the Times of London did.
Starting point is 00:42:00 But having said that, it's tough when the powers that be are gonna set their sights on you. There was a larger point to what I was trying to make and I missed it. I lost it. Because what did Russell Brand, what did he lose, right? Because he's still on rumble. Okay, so what he lost was so,
Starting point is 00:42:18 Can't pack before he lives. Lady Dame, Lady, what the fuck is her name? She's actually a conservative MP and she put she her husband is Works for a company that does psyop stuff. So He he was talking about it, but she Contacted YouTube and everybody else and said demonetize this guy before there was a trial or anything and YouTube did it Rumble did not. But he was making a lot of money on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:42:47 So, you know, that makes a big deal. That's a big deal. It was a very good interview. It was really interesting. So is he still demonetized? Cause has anything come, did they prove any allegations or anything? No, no.
Starting point is 00:42:56 So is he available to come back to YouTube? No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. Just because of the narrative, yeah. He's, once they do that, you know, it's like, no, you're, you're, But is it a weird. But he was saying that any real journalist from Glenn Greenwald to, uh, uh,
Starting point is 00:43:09 Berencyn or any of these guys, all of these guys have had to go on their own. They've all had to be independent because the legacy media is so in bed with government actors and corporate actors. There's lateral cooperation. But how, how weird is it? Like, Kanye does this anti-Semitic stuff? YouTube hasn't pulled any video. You know how much money they make off his videos? They haven't touched?
Starting point is 00:43:32 No. Oh, that's interesting. You can Google all his entire catalog. Yeah. Oh, wow. Massive videos. Apple's not going to do anything. You can still get his entire catalog on Apple.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Wow. There's nothing. Again, I'm not saying it's similar, but it's definitely a problem. Yeah, it's really interesting to, it's a very scary time to think that you can be not only silenced but destroyed. They will come after your ability to make money and that's what they do. And you can say whatever you want, but we live in a time when some journalist or some journalists with the cooperation by the way of government
Starting point is 00:44:06 actors using your tax dollars can shut you down by launching some kind of investigation and getting someone to say anything as long as there's traction anonymous person an anonymous person to tell a story, you print that anonymous woman's story. You're good. And you have no recourse. You can post a statement, but you're done. You're done, yeah. And so now you don't make your $5 million,
Starting point is 00:44:36 whatever it is, year. And that is very powerful. People end up not saying anything because you don't have anybody to fight back. You don't know who are you gonna fight, who are you gonna talk to? Who are you going to talk to? And then with Tucker Carlson, is it? Didn't he interview Putin?
Starting point is 00:44:50 That happened already announced. Yeah, it's planned to or did he do the interview? Isn't he there now? He's in Russia now. That's me crazy. Yeah, be interesting. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:01 And Tucker Tucker's on. Yeah, he did. He interviewed him. Yep. Whoa Variance It's 48 minutes ago. It says this damn when they come out and it's gonna be on rumble I'll probably be on YouTube No, Tucker's Tucker's not ex it'll be on X. No Tucker's not an X a marksman I just watched it's still on X. I know he has a deal with rumble. Yeah X is really I'm excited about X because X wants to compete with Netflix for
Starting point is 00:45:30 And all that here aired on Russia's TASS news agency. Yeah, but we need it from Tucker's side. Yeah from the Russian side I mean, is that the only place they're gonna air it though? No, no Yeah, from the Russian side. I mean, is that the only place they're gonna air it? No, no You sure yeah, I can't wait to wait for it just in Russia So Tucker said impose on x2 that the interview would enable Americans to understand Russia's view of the war Interesting Interesting.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Interesting. I mean, I'll watch it. Have you ever seen an interview with Putin? You should watch the Russell Brand thing because Russell Brand was also labeled by, I can't remember, I might have been by even somebody like as a pro-China activist. Jesus. Yeah, and he was like, I'm not into China. What are you talking about? But because of his narrative around vaccines and around, I'm sorry, around Ukraine and stuff like that asking questions.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Yeah, they put them in a box. Yeah, and saying was there, was there provocation here by the United States and all that? These are questions being asked, you know Yeah, they threw the book at that dude. Yeah, who knows what sticks Well, we'll see yeah, that's tough. He was great when he was on Rogan stuff. Hope Rogan has him back It's tough you will what do you got Jen? All right? Here we go so so Mike Glover is a buddy of mine, and he's had extensive experience.
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Starting point is 00:50:03 You know, we already talked about Big Deal. He was fired immediately when he was hired. And more videos are coming out now with him using ethnic slurs. Yeah, right. Because the people that, you know, got him fired and sent all that stuff in, they're so upset that he's crushing it. And it's like shoving in their face. Now he's back hosting.
Starting point is 00:50:22 He's bringing sound out live. So, of course, they're just trying to, those same people rear their ugly head and try to destroy Shane Gillis It ain't gonna because they're saying he's racist Yeah, it's not it's not gonna work it better not and if it does and if it does work that makes a bigger Yeah, I know if they did that if they're like, okay, we're gonna pull him now Shane way better also SNL is aware of it. When they booked them, I'm sure they looked at it. They expected all this.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Yeah. It's so annoying. It's predictable, of course. We've already heard this. You'll have some actors on SNL who might be like, I'm not gonna work with them. Like they did with Elon. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Oh, that's right. Like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, one guy was like, because Nikki Haley popped up, you know, she was Republican. He's like, a lot of us weren't happy about it. Or the woman is non-binary who was like, because Nikki Haley popped up, you know, she was Republican. He's like, a lot of us weren't happy about it. Or the woman who's non-binary who was like, they're trying to block gender affirming care for kids.
Starting point is 00:51:10 For kids, no, what they're doing is they don't think kids should be on puberty blockers. On Saturday Live? Science is super bad because puberty blockers actually cause bone density issues and a lot of other things and then they get them in the cross-dress. On Saturday Live though?
Starting point is 00:51:22 Yeah. And then they get them on cross-sex hormones, which render them sterile forever. Forever, they can never have a child. So you're making that decision for an eight-year-old. Fuck off. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, you're too intense, man.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Oh man, I hate it. I hate it. What else you got, Ted? Well, I care about kids. This won't do anything. Well, real quick on this one, though. I remember, so when the first controversy came out, because he was doing some,
Starting point is 00:51:43 he was saying some Asian stuff, right? He was like saying neuter or something like that which to me is like if he's just joking. It's fine Yeah, he did say he did say chink, which is I was like that's a little bit too much Yeah, but that's back in the day and he's a comedian. So I'm like a pretty long leeway there When is it comedians? But then I'm like I'm thinking about myself I like I can joke around and make accents. I even remember I told you I did the rainbow thing. The dog, the dog. Yeah, you called me a cracker, dude. No, it's where I had to do a country,
Starting point is 00:52:11 like a super southern accent. And I did that, I'm Asian. It's like, where is it, you know, where is it, like, what do you draw the line? Like, you just act it, you know, just being a performer. It's all just noise. It's all noise. People are hoping they get clicks off this.
Starting point is 00:52:21 And you realize that those kinds of words and talking are not making the world more racist If you really want to make a difference then you know there are other things to do It's also so so the offensive content comes from a podcast Yes, you're like fighting a comic like a real comic who hasn't said some outlandish shit on a pod It's also intent Intention went out the window. The universities took that out the window. So now if you just say the word, even if you say don't say that word, you are canceled. The universities, these psychos
Starting point is 00:52:52 in universities. I think you're canceled. These are on with white socks or with black dog. Come on, man. I'm wearing right now for the classic shit right now. What else you got, Jen? Here we go It's kind of fun story so huge rain obviously in LA this man jumped into the LA River to save his dog And then he needed saving yeah, but they're both good Well That's a strong Did you get a lot of rain by you?
Starting point is 00:53:29 Yeah, I guess I guess I mean yeah, but everybody's like Okay, remember you're making funny when I said the rain fucked up my road wait I'm gonna say another picture. It actually did though. Oh, it's never been worse now I've seen what do you do? Do I call the city to fix my street? I think so because this is gonna be they're gonna be on it so fast Use potpotholes. Can't I just put down cement myself or is that gonna be frowned upon? That's wild they can do that. Can I just put cement down myself and get it over with or will they Will they flag me? I'll say cement just say cement. Don't ever say cement. No, oh, no dude cement is different than cement I did not yeah, whatever do you mean one stronger than the other?
Starting point is 00:54:06 I need strong Seaman strong man semen in it But who do you call like you call the city like you know, okay, we'll get into it. Who would you call? Literally, who do you call to fix a road the city you have to call the city? Oh, that's gonna be well, you know how they're on it. Oh the city. You have to call the city. Oh, that's gonna be so helpful. Well, you know how they're on it. Oh yeah. Okay, we'll get on it. Click. Oh yeah. Call your congressman. Yeah. Who do you call for that? The city? Like you just get thrown around. I tell the cops I go,
Starting point is 00:54:34 who I call about this homeless shit? Because I was in Venice. They started laughing. They go, you're congressman. Yeah. And I did. I was like, let me call my car just to see. I was like, hey, what do I do here? My city councilman, they were like, I'll call my car just to see I was like, hey, what do I do here at my city council? And they were like, no, I'll take a message. Yeah, I guess I'll call the city I never got back to me. What else you got? Cheers that it? No, no, no, we got we got some more
Starting point is 00:54:56 Okay, former MMA fighter Gina Carino. Um, I'm gonna mess up her last name Karana. Thank you So she's suing Disney because they fired her from the Mandalorian. And if you remember when Elon Musk took over X, he said, for those who are going to get discriminated for posting on my platform, I'm going to help them with their lawsuits. So he's helping this.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Good. He's fighting it, which is huge. I love that. Huge, right? You remember when she got fired for comparing COVID to the Holocaust, right? But it was a weird thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:29 She was just really like an outrage. Right wing. She says she didn't even, yeah. She made some comments about masks and how they were. She's the best. Yeah. No, she, and she was one of the early ones where the, that the people with the pitchforks like get her. And then she got fired from the wokenest company in the world, Disney.
Starting point is 00:55:44 And she did not make fun of Jews or anything else. Because my words were consistently twisted and demonized and dehumanized me as an alt right wing extremist. Yep. Yep. They're all assholes over there on that show. Crazy can fire someone like that. And she was good on the Mandalorian. Pedro Pascal 2017 post comparing former Donald Trump to Hitler and nothing happened to him.
Starting point is 00:56:09 And all she did was, yeah, it's unbelievable. Oh wow, Pedro, who's the star comparing former President Donald Trump to Hitler. Wow. Oh, she's gonna win, for sure. I mean, it really goes to say like, whether your beliefs are left or right, it doesn't matter. Like, it should be a freedom to say what you want,
Starting point is 00:56:26 in a sense, as long as you're not causing harm or ill intent. Defendants went so far as to try to convince Corona's publicist to force Corona, tissue statement admitting to mocking or insulting an entire group of people. Damn, Corona, damn, check this out. Corona alleges, alleges Disney engaged in a post-termination smear campaign,
Starting point is 00:56:41 citing the rep removal of the episode of Running Wild with Beer, beer grills. Wow. She didn't meet with Kathleen Kennedy and, you know, that's who that's Kathleen Kennedy was made fun of by, by a member by South Park, make her gay, make her, make her female and gay. And it's so funny. Oh, well, not seeking too much here.
Starting point is 00:57:05 She seeks court order that would force Lucasfilm to recast her. Well, all right, that's good. And pay at least 75,000 damages. Thought she was going for more there. Okay, I'm sure Disney's like, yeah, okay, just go away. I think she was outrageous. I think she was fired for her beliefs.
Starting point is 00:57:23 I think it's outrageous. And they were nowhere near what Pedro Pascal's were and And all she says is my pronouns are beat-bop boop And they're like oh, you're you're you're you're no that's what my prounos are. That's right Yeah, so they're just my pronouns are beat-bop boop. She's the ball. You're making fun of us trans people and they're all crazy They're not they're not trans people. They're just bad people A lot of these people who are activists are crazy. Yeah, they just they just need something to do We'll just get you there was an old World War two bomb found at a Florida airport like a regional airport
Starting point is 00:57:57 Not like a main airport Holy shit. So yeah, they've been a construction company just dug it out and found it But luckily it was a inert, they said. So it's not like, you know, live or anything. Damn, but they had to evacuate like half a mile. That's crazy. Do you see that they found a 2100 year old boy in a peat bog in Ireland? Still alive.
Starting point is 00:58:18 That's crazy. Almost his liver was still soft. He still had fingernails. You could see everything. He didn't have a head though. Yeah, he was missing a head. Twenty-one hundred years ago and the iron age, he lost his head and they just, they found him.
Starting point is 00:58:33 It's kind of crazy. An Irish, but what is a bog? Yeah, what is a bog? Bog is a peat bog. So it was like marshy bogs. It's okay. I'm asking what's a bog. A bog is like a bog.
Starting point is 00:58:44 It's a peach bog. It's like a swampy,. Okay, I'm gonna ask you what's a bog. A bog is like a. A bog's a peach bog. It's like a swampy, mossy, you know, kind of wetland. So because it was like wet? Yeah, it was, no, I guess the heat brought it up to the surface. No, but. They were looking for another body that a 19 year old guy had been killed by the IRA in 1975.
Starting point is 00:59:04 And they were looking for him, and then they found this guy. Two bucks, two young men? Wow. Well. Yeah. At least they found him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Really, 21,000. Well, they want to see what he ate 2100 years old 2000 this one Jesus was only 2300 years had died been dead only 300 years Have you seen this the most recent press conference of Joe Biden was showing it showing signs of cognitive? I mean, he just looks like he's a zombie at this point. He's 80. You know, there's a Biden clock. We've seen this day, Washington free beacon has the Biden clock ticking. And is it 81 years, two months and like, you know, 17 hours.
Starting point is 00:59:56 And it's just like, it's mean, but it's also it's like he's getting older. He can't be the leader of the free world and not know. Yeah. And there's plenty of 80 year old people that we hear my dad is my dad doesn't have a My mom and dad had their his age older. They don't have a shred of exactly so what they're just lucky see chin So someone asked him about the Hamas hostage situations It all goes to it was America keep his word is America move forward There is some movement and I don't want to,
Starting point is 01:00:27 I don't want to choose my words. There's some movement, there's been a response from the, he's all. There's been a response from the opposition, the He's all there's better response So I was like Hamas. Yes, thank you Yeah, I mean Old guy like that. He should be the leader of the free world. I don see him play in a pickup a game either. Yeah, let alone run the fucking country Yep, I don't think he's a bad guy. A lot of people close to him that are very very aware
Starting point is 01:01:11 He has he has cognitive decline and and that's why they're not putting him in front of there's no debate There's none of that that's never gonna happen. You're not gonna see a debate. It ain't happening. No, no, that's not that's not for him Yeah Sad to see though, yeah It ain't happening. No, no, that's not for him. Yeah. It's sad to see though, yeah. This is just cool video. I guess, cool is probably a bad word. It's in New Mexico a few days ago. Guys just on a road trip stopping to get some gas and this is what his dash camera found. Oh. Apparently the driver had a seizure. What the? What the?
Starting point is 01:02:10 Apparently the driver had a seizure. Boom. That's not good. It could have been a lot worse though. Yes, I could have died. Or blown the whole thing up. Jesus Christ. Coming in hot. Coming in hot is right, dude, seizure. If I was that guy. I'm gonna get the hell out of there
Starting point is 01:02:28 Me too Look at the gas price 287 solid deal Solid deal solid deal. That's a really good more though, right buddy Still doing it, buddy after all this time. Whee! Still doing it. Ah! We'll hand hum.
Starting point is 01:02:51 Unless you want to do another one. I don't give a shit, bro. I don't give a shit, bro. Give me one more. Yeah. I gotta work out today. Yes, Ben Fox, Wannabros are putting together a Juggernaut sports streaming app.
Starting point is 01:03:01 Oh, I'm carrying a board. Huge. I'm so bored. Oh, I just literally got, I just started yawning over that, don't care about it. This is a huge deal. It's, yeah, yes, being in Fox, massive.
Starting point is 01:03:11 How come? Like Disney Plus is gonna be a part of this. Now you're not wondering where to get your NBA and Intel games. Oh, that's good. That is good. Just gonna be one big giant blob of sports. Here's my question.
Starting point is 01:03:20 So you know, like when the Super Bowl is ever in these site areas, like brothels will come out and say to the winners like come here and have just your free to do whatever you want. Yeah. Oh yeah. There's a brothel already saying the winner of the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:03:32 The Bunny Ranch. I didn't read the name. Yeah. It is. It is it. Bunny Ranch. Thing come here and have your free sex capades. Do you think anyone on the team actually does it?
Starting point is 01:03:41 No. No. Cause they don't need to. Cause they don't need to. There you have. You don't even think the 50 second dude on the roster. No, no, there you have it. They're in stands basically a brothel. It's also not a real offer. No, it's like a buffet where it's like prime rib,
Starting point is 01:03:54 you know, free and you get there. Until you get in the room with the girl and she's like, so my price, you know. And she's like, so it's free to get me in here, but on the tip is 10,000. Yeah, and then like, I don't know. Those guys don't need that though, you're at that level.
Starting point is 01:04:07 But does that draw other dudes there thinking they might be there? I don't think the Bunny Ranch is a place. My friend did a show about him. And he went there and stuff like that. It's not, you know, it didn't look. It's kind of a sad place. Let's shoot Lamar Odom.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Yeah, it's a sad place. I guess in the 90s when it was a like you heard about it But you never you like wait you can go out in the desert and there's a place that's legal Yeah, it was like it was kind of a thing but now it's also just marketing for them They know damn well NFL players not shown up at the fucking bunny ranch, right? It's just marking for yes Those guys can get their dick suck one way or the other at the Super Bowl yeah they don't need to go so we're in paperwork it's Vegas yeah there are a lot of plenty of fans well we haven't got any offers out there in
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