The Fighter & The Kid - The Conor McGregor vs Manny Pacquiao Conspiracy | TFATK Ep. 967
Episode Date: February 15, 2024Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen discuss Dana White's announcement of Conor McGregor and Michael Chandler's fight timeline, Brendan's thoughts on what he thinks is really happening with that, Joe Rogan...'s secret to success, Drake's viral video, other current events around the world and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://www.oreillyauto.com/ Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product
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Yes we did, cause we back at it again.
It's the fighter and the kid.
This is really the fighter and the kid.
Come on baby. Come on, clap, clap already. He's hitting you on the clap. This is really the fighter in the kid
Already he's hate to on the clock for dude, man I know he's like, I'm like, I'm like
Off with saying that I spend the better part of my morning thinking about those 15
Orcas that are trapped in the Japanese sea I haven't seen this
Bring it up for a second because wait is this the Instagram thing or this is on the news
It's on the news you always gotta be skeptical
All of this time on the ice and now they're trapped in
All they can do is sit in one place because they don't know where else to go
Well, who's fault is it and they don't know how to fix it, but you know what I say
I know exactly I guess fucking blow the ice up
But then when you blow up the killer whales. Yeah, look
Ah
Or just respond by
They've escaped did they just swim to where it wasn't frozen
Well, they couldn't go under because they have to come up for air, right? So they're mammoth
Killer whales are the Ted Bundy of the sea, man.
Might have just all died.
They might all be dead.
Killer whales are brutal.
They are the wolves of the sea.
Ted Bundy's of the sea.
They make noises.
They talk to each other.
They name their own children.
They name their own kids.
Yes.
That's what they say.
Parrots, dolphins, and killer whales have names for each other and their children.
How about that, everybody? And you still want to eat them? No I would never eat a killer
whale. Does anyone eat killer whale? Uh-uh. My buddy who owns some property in New
Zealand on one of his private beaches. Moneybuys happiness. He was he just sent
me a video from his phone. He was jet skiing in his little enclosures little Bay and orcas are just swimming around him like just
Giant fins and what happened nothing he just swims with the story paddleboards around them
And they're just like hello, and they come and say hi to him. You can do that here with great whites man. No, thank you
No, thank you
Did you say I doubt you saw it because it's like breaking news,
but we thought Dana was going to announce UFC 300 main event and co main event
today because he went on,
he went on our boy Pat McAfee show and his live and everyone's like,
oh, he's going to announce the 300, but he didn't do any of that.
He announced, which we already knew they're going to do Mexican independence day at
the sphere in Vegas, which can be insane.
And then he also announced that McGregor Chandler is not happening. you're going to do Mexican independence day at the Sphere in Vegas, which can be insane.
And then he also announced that McGregor Chandler's not happening.
It's not happening in June.
It's off.
I think you said to me that you would be very surprised if you said that.
Yeah.
Something's going on there.
I think, so Dana says, hopefully we get it done in the fall.
This is what my skeptical hippos think.
I think that we're only getting part of the story here.
I think there's a lot more going on behind the scenes that we're not privy to.
McGregor, Chamber?
Yeah, I think McGregor has one or two fights left on his contract.
The UFC never lets you fight your contract out, especially for your megastar like Connor.
I think Connor, it just in this news came out a few days ago,
Manny Pacquiao is coming out of retirement is number one
opponent he wants to fight is McGregor.
Really?
Yeah.
So I think Connor has and if we get the news,
it's been going on in negotiations for months.
So I think Connor is like, yeah, I just need to fight Chandler
and I'm going to fight many pack out.
And he's like, no, you're not.
We you only have one or two fights left.
We get we need to figure out a new deal with you.
And he's like, no, I don't want to do that.
I want to fight Chandler.
I'm going to fight many pack out, probably Jake Paul, maybe Nate Diaz and boxing.
That's what I want to do.
The UFC is going, no way.
We can't let you go.
Cause remember too, the UFC is also in negotiations because their, the
rights are up at ESPN.
So that's going on.
I'm sure Conor brings a lot to the table for the negotiation
rights to TV, whether it's Netflix or wherever they're going to end up. So they can't let him
leave. So they're just prolonging it while this negotiation on the TV side is going on too.
So weird.
Isn't that crazy?
So weird though.
It makes no sense. And then Conor knows what's going on. Dana knows what's going on. The UFC
Brass knows what's going on. Chandler's just left out in the woods there
Because Chandler's like hey, I'm waiting to such a payday for Chandler. It is but at some point you got to move on quit looking So thirsty he's waited how long?
Awful and then Connor be like yeah fights that heavyweight Chandler's like I'm in like right away tweets like you tell me when
I mean, yes, just get me in at some point. You're like dude. You got a fight though, right?
Well, you're chasing this this golden pony and this pony has other options.
It's hard. I don't blame them.
No, it sucks. Is that your payday?
So what do you else? You're just going to fight some up and comer.
And then remember if you're Connor too, with the actual paydays coming out
because the lawsuit, they have to release paydays,
which we've never been privy to.
Connor didn't make as much as you think.
Really?
No. It was like three, 4. I think is 3 4 million
Which we were we're thinking was like 20 40 after taxes. What is that 2 mil?
You know, so if you're if you're con I'm not saying he should well
I am saying he should do it from his manager, but it's kind of me that much for how much to the fight which fight
I think his highest paid it was like six million when he fought mass square garden but like the natives fight like
he wasn't he was paid it's still the same like everybody else just a fraction
he's worth so much more so if you're Connor wouldn't you rather go fight
Manny Pacquiao and make 20 30 million because it's boxing it's a different
sport is he allowed to do that outside his contract I mean Dana's done before
when he fought Floyd
and he said you'd never do it again,
but now also I think it would be a flex on Dana's part too
to do it because remember he wouldn't let Francis do it
and Francis obviously made the right choice.
He's, you know, he fought Fury,
he's fighting Anthony Joshua next.
So this would be a flex on Dana's part.
Okay, we're into it too.
What do you think sells more?
Francis, Fury, which didn't do great or Connor.
Many Pacquiao, many pack has a bigger name than everybody just mentioned.
So it's a flex on Dennis part too.
So I think there's a lot going on behind the scenes.
We're not privy to, man.
Last time he fought was three years ago.
It's crazy.
Right.
It's like, wow.
And he only has, I think one or two max fights left on this contract.
And you've seen, he's not going to fight as contract.
There's a dip, especially when negotiations are going on with TV. So contract. The UFC is not gonna fight as contractors dip
Special negotiations are going on with TV. It's so crazy. They're just not gonna let him do that Cuz is it weird like we haven't heard anything like why you would announce Connor UFC 300? That's a no-brainer. They're not doing it
International fight week. They're not doing it and he wants to fight out imagine Conner
No, I don't I mean I think he wants to fight and get out and go fight many back out you if he's like no bro
No, no, we we gotta find a new six-file deal with us. He's like not happening
So I think that's going on behind the scenes
And especially Manny comes out with a little pressure on because I want to fight Connor
So that makes it even more muddy and UFC has the TV right deals. They're trying to negotiate
They need Connors or cash cow because remember Connor was never bigger than when the UFC sold for whatever was two billion dollars
Remember that four billion. Yeah Conor was the biggest at the time. He helped facilitate that
So he's still even though he hasn't fought in three years. He's still your biggest cash cow
The UFC can't let him just walk away because he's he's what people are buying
So I think there's a lot going on behind the scenes
unbelievable
Because if you because if you're Conor, once you, I mean,
would you rather fight Michael Chandler
and make another two, three, four million
or go fight Manny Pacquiao,
you're not getting kicked in the leg,
you just broke his leg.
It's a different type of fighting.
You focus on one aspect of the sport, boxing,
instead of all the things, and you're gonna make way more money.
It's true.
Manipac is a massive name, massive,
even though they're in the fun forever, massive.
I don't know what the temperature is it on that,
on Manipac-Conner fight, you know?
Cause when they announced Connor versus Floyd,
Lukewarm, for the rematch, Lukewarm.
But Connor, Manipac-Out there remember they're supposed to fight before
Yeah, I'm
Probably a little still a little lukewarm on that too, but I'll watch it
But even if you're lukewarm if you're Connor's manager and then also the other aspect you got to remember
It's the U.S. He's in that lawsuit
They're trying to prove they're not monopoly and these guys are independent contractors.
So if Connor goes, I wanna do this,
then go over here and the UFC's going, nope.
He's like, but if I'm independent,
you're preventing me from making more money.
So that's another thing they have to worry about.
Another one.
And they can lose that lawsuit.
Oh, of course.
So there's three big factors.
They have the UFC.
They're in trouble. Now in trouble meaning they're gonna probably pay off a billion dollars and then keep doing what they're doing
That's trouble for them. They're not gonna go bankrupt
Well, but if if you can prove that they're independent contractors their business model changes, but yeah
But if they but if you can prove that independent contractors then
Connors
Legal team could go wait. I thought we're independent. Yeah, if we want to go over here make more money But you're saying we can't yeah, it's a different sport. What's going on here? That's right
That's right. So I think you see juggling with the like surprise
They were able to lock them up for boxing because it is a different commission
It's a different sport and everything so that's what's interesting
But they must have some kind of claws where you're not allowed to do any combat related sport
But they allow guys to do it. They're like there's a
Piece of the cut there's a standard set there. Well, if they can get a piece of the cut,
there's a lot of money in that.
And I think of Francis too,
like the best of both worlds is the UFC is involved
because they have the best market,
better market than any boxing by far.
So it's a bigger event when the UFC's involved.
So if Connor and Dana could figure out,
maybe that's what's taking so long.
That's why this keeps getting delayed.
Connor's team and Dana's team are trying to figure out what it's going to look like.
And you wait that long though.
It's like your product itself starts to ripen on the shelf.
It's like, you know, but it's a business of fighting, I guess.
It'd be worth it though if you pull off a Connor's car.
I've got to be 36 now.
You know, his prime was 2015.
I'm looking at this.
Oh, yeah.
It's almost 10 years ago.
Yeah.
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But I'm kind of even the temperatures Luke warm with the fan base to fight
Manny Pacquiao, you at the end of the day, you're a prize fighter.
What's going to be the biggest prize Manny Pacquiao over Chandler?
And you get paid the 18% it's worldwide. The fighters back as worldwide.
Manny Pacquiao is more famous than any UFC fighter ever.
Yes, he's massive.
Yes.
Mass honors massive, more famous. I think that's what people don't realize about boxing. It's massive. Yes. Massive. Connor's massive. More famous than any.
I think that's what people don't realize about boxing.
It's a worldwide sport, like in certain parts of the world.
Like, uh,
So is that what I made them?
Canelo Alvarez.
Yeah, more and more now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think Canelo Alvarez,
is there anyone as big as Alvarez in boxing?
In UFC?
Connor.
Connor.
For sure.
Yeah.
Bigger pay for pay for view share.
Uh, what do you mean? So another way. Like he demands more pay For sure. Yeah. Bigger pay-per-view, sure. What do you mean?
Like he demands more pay-per-view?
Yeah, so in other words, when Canelo fights, does he get more money?
Does he get more views, more eyeballs than?
I don't think so.
Connor?
No.
See what that is.
Be interested to see that.
I guess it depends on who he's fighting, you know?
But also thinking about Canelo, the problem with box is they don't like
they don't do a good job of creating stars.
So if it's Canelo versus say.
Well.
What is that?
To I guess Delahoya, but I don't get this one.
Well, that's a massive fight.
If we just type in Canelo pay-per-view numbers
so you can go down the list.
Because Canelo doesn't have a pay-per-view
that beats Connors.
It just shows Jermel.
So it says Canelo and Jermel,
Charlo did 650 to 700K.
Connors beat that like by a crazy amount.
You're saying his biggest ever.
There's some Connor fights that did that though.
No, I'm saying Connor beats him out big time.
Yeah, Connor. Yeah, pay every wise.
Yeah, he's a bigger draw for sure.
Bigger draw.
Let me see what his highest was.
Oh, there you go.
Canelo pay for you list numbers.
There's a list.
Right.
When you're searching, go back to the search. When you're up there, when you're
typing it in, where you type it in at on Google, see it says, uh, no, type in what you just
did and then see, uh, cancel pay for your numbers list. Yeah, right there. There you
go. I'm sure you go down there be a whole list
There you go
So Floyd was his biggest 2.2
Hmm, and then look 350 300 900 Miguel Cotto 600 300 a million Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. 1.3
pretty damn good
Triple G 1.3. It's pretty damn. Can a triple G 1.1.
Caleb plan 800.
Bevel.
That's where it kind of see that when he when he goes down.
Yeah.
It was when he fights guys, you don't really know.
Huh.
But so overall Canelo beats Connor then overall.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Oh, fights more.
Mm hmm.
2.2.
Yeah, fights a lot more, but 2.2 1.3 million 1.1. Yeah point two. Yeah, I fight a lot more, but two point two, one point three,
million, one point one. Yeah, solid. Who's next for Canella? Who's he thinking about fighting?
I want to see him fight David Benavides. Or is that his name? Yeah, Benavides. That's how
they want him to fight, but he's not, he's not asking for that fight. Benavides wants it,
but something's going on there. Yeah, because Benvita, I want to see how that works out.
He's fucking good.
Unknown, but yeah, they said.
Yeah, no, that's the fight everybody wants,
but Cannell was kind of running from it a little bit.
We'll see with Connor.
We'll see with Connor.
I was really hoping Dave was going to announce the main event coming.
We still got time though. It's early. How much when one is 300 March April?
Yeah, they should bring us pretty soon here. That's not that much time two months out
Yeah, two months out. Yep
And we don't know what's going on with our boy Tremayev
No, he's he's somewhere else. He's not in the United States. No, you live here. Hmm. I
Don't think I don't think you can come here yet. We don't think you can come here
Really the Homs on Kedirov connection. I think that's why yeah, I'm not out for 300
Unless they do it in Dubai, which is not happening
Crazy right rather? Rather interesting, rather interesting.
How excited are you for Austin, buddy?
First-life show together in a hot socket.
I talked to Rogan, I was saying.
Yep, I talked to Rogan yesterday.
We told him we were coming.
Did he give you his approval?
Yes, indeed.
We were just talking about, I said to him,
congrats on your deal.
And I said, we were starting to talk about what makes him so successful.
And we spent a weird conversation.
No, because it was like he's, one of the things about him that you,
you have to say is that as insanely successful as he's become,
he actually hasn't changed even a little bit.
He just personality wise.
He's just the same guy I've always known.
And that's what's interesting.
And then we were trying to quantify it
and I just kind of stopped the conversation.
I go, I don't think you can quantify that thing.
I think it's just, you have a certain kind of magic
that you just have and it's your thing.
And I don't know, you can't bottle it, quantify it.
You know, there's nothing you can do.
It works his ass off.
Yeah, but a lot of people work their ass off.
A lot of people are consistent.
He's just got something special. He, he's got this combination of curiosity and an intelligence. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, and consistency is I don't know. He's just got a thing
Like an authenticity. I think that part of it's just like he's
he was talking about the
struggle that people have a lot of times with success
because as success hits,
well, as success hits, what'll happen is,
I've seen this a lot through my life as an older person.
I've seen people come and go,
I've seen people get really successful.
What happens a lot of times when you get super successful
is you'll get surrounded by people
that are afraid to tell you no.
And then you get surrounded by people
that will make you the center of the world
because you are, you know, in a way.
Because all the things that are happening are around you.
And you are generating, so you have a staff,
you have people, you're generating everything,
all the energy.
Good money.
Yes, so what happens is all of a sudden,
you become the person everybody's listening to. You become the person everybody's listening to you become the person everybody's smiling at you become the focal point
So what you say goes as well and you have to be very careful because that kind of power
Whether you know it or not can corrupt you because you'll start actually
Thinking the world is only centered around you good thing. We don't have to worry about that buddy. That's right, buddy
But Rogan is it resisted that yeah, and I think he's resisted that he was talking about it
He said well, I was like what do you think how do you think you've resisted that you know?
Cuz he really has and he said I think I do things that are really hard all the time part of the reason
He works out the way he does is because it's like if I can torture myself for this hour
45 minutes whether it's sitting in a fucking cold plunge or whatever, doing things I hate,
then everything else after my day is easy
and I'm reminded that life never gets easy.
I'm reminded that no matter how much money I make,
it's, you still gotta fight fucking,
you gotta fight gravity.
Yeah, I don't think, Rogan just never gets comfortable.
He never gets comfortable.
I think that's the secret.
That's also part of just being honest,
being telling the truth, it's fucking hard. I being honest, being telling the truth is fucking hard.
I'm sorry, so what do you say about Farnkeit Liver?
I said to him, I just said,
hey, this is all I'm gonna say.
I said, hey, you're in the area.
Are you invited?
I go, I'm just saying, I'm not saying,
I'm just saying we're in the area.
You could stroll down.
He's like, I don't know man,
I might be busy counting money.
Whatever he said. I didn't count my money was like, I don't know, man. I might be busy counting money. Whatever he said.
The point is.
I'm gonna count my money Thursday night.
He's at the mothership.
It's a stroll.
How long of a walk is it?
You could throw a hush puppy across the street.
It's something you could throw a hush puppy and hit it.
I'm saying your two old buddies,
good old Brennan, Shob and Brian Kellan,
on stage cutting it up.
Maybe, maybe.
Let's see. We got some crits up our sleeve.
I'm not gonna call him.
I'm not gonna call him from the stage.
We'll see.
Yeah, I'm tricked up our sleeve.
The old boss will see what happens.
We're either way, it's going to be exciting.
We're going to be in Austin.
We'll have the whole squad down there.
Now that that area at 12 at night, one in the morning,
not a lot of good things happen.
I always say, I'm always waiting for some shit to pop off.
I mean, if you watch World Star Hip Hop, it pops off.
It pops off.
Someone's always getting shot down there.
Yeah, when you're...
Let's not act like it's all the holy grail down there.
When you're one o'clock in the morning,
yeah, it's six weeks.
Nothing good happens without many people on street.
Yeah, I mean, but it's a major, you know, metropolitan city. That's the major that's that's like coming
to Hollywood, come to Hollywood Boulevard. There's some shit down there. There's some
shit. Just get some cops out. Just happens. Yeah. Gotta have some cops ready. That's all.
Gotta have some cops ready. Um, yeah. Do you see Drake's big winner?
Yeah. Did you see Drake's big winner?
I saw Drake's big winner.
Jake.
Drake.
I saw Jake and Drake's.
Yeah, well I want to get your take on his wiener.
Let's take a look.
Sonazza needs your take on this too.
That's what I mean.
Because, you know.
It's impressive.
Yeah.
It's like a dick on him.
It's a good dick.
It's a good dick. It's okay. Yeah, it's a good dick on him. It's a good dick. It's a good dick. It's okay
Okay
It's fine
Chinaz thoughts so I appreciate that little green sweater covering his taint and his yeah, that's important
Let's let's cover the tape. They can't show your asshole. No, look, that's huge really
But at what point is big too big that's adorable that you think that's huge really but at what point is big too big? That's adorable that you think that's huge
That's you don't think that's a big dick, right? Well, you're a hater. No, no, no
I'm saying that's a good when I saw that. Oh my god. That drinks has a normal day
That's not even fully hard. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
It's like nine-ish ten. Bob-a-baba-baba-baba. You don't think that's nine. Hey, Bob-a
I'm of a mind to send you that exact video
I'm of a mind to send you that exact video. I'm of a mind.
I really am of a mind.
I need you to step down for a second.
He's the second guy that sees the great video
and says my dick shows his dick.
Here's the thing, you're not.
I've seen yours, bud.
Yours is close and you have bigger balls.
But he has more length.
You have more girth?
He has more length.
You know what, sir? Send it, do it. Man, I can't you know what sir send it do it man. I can't I can't say this at 56
And I can't believe it and acting like I care you do care though
I'm gonna send you a video and your dick's not I've seen your dick so many
Bubba you gotta be careful now
Chris said he has the same dick, but it's not 100% Chris has a 100% Chris has a bigger dick than that
Chris is the exact same hey, but it's not 100% Chris has a 100% Chris has a bigger dick than that. Chris is the exact same.
Hey, Boba.
That's what Chris said.
Here's what I'm here.
Go back to this for a sec.
Cause once I saw that when he took his hand away, I went, uh,
it's not fully awake.
The angle, the angle is, is flattering.
The, it's just waking up.
The angle's flattering.
It's just waking up.
I give you that.
It's a good, I'm happy with that dick.
There's a lot. There's a lot of length to it with the hand. It's just waking up. I give you that. It's a good, I'm happy with that dick. There's a lot of length to it with the hand on it.
He's a little bit, now, Bob, but hold on.
You're riding on a curve right now.
You see where his hand is?
Sarah, it's covering most of the shaft.
I've done a study on this.
It's leaning back.
No, but the dick's like leaning like this.
Right, right, right.
Listen, that's not interesting.
Listen, you don't think so?
I'm going to give you a compliment
You're you're you're doing that if in that position with your big old brown shitter and
Your your giant legs. I don't want to see you do this
But I'm telling you right now. He's told if there was a video of you doing that you're right there with him
Yeah, yeah, but I'm not saying that I'm saying saying that's a good size dick. Now, hold on.
Now, I love you, but I got you beat in that department.
I agree.
Now, don't ever talk to me about his dick again.
You, right?
You never talk to me about his dick.
You need to recreate that video.
I have a real mind to, and I'm a father of about to be four
and I can't be doing that as father.
I have children that listen to this.
I know.
Doing the true classic sweater.
I love the sweater.
I can't do it because I'm just too old now
and I'm a father and it's outrageous,
but I'm of a mind.
We'll be at the Airbnb together.
By the way, how gay are you and I
that I would do this and send that to you?
And you'd be like, well, I've sent you plenty of pictures.
I'm well versed in this.
I think you're...
Some days I'll just be, I'll be kind of half-massed
and I just take a picture of it with my feet
and send it to them.
Nobody like my kids baseball,
like it's surrounded by dads like, oh shit.
That's what I do to him.
I'm like,
I just go in case you forgot.
No.
Case you forgot.
That's what I do.
You're welcome.
Listen, Drake, nobody's telling Drake he has a small dick.
Listen, the guy's a superstar with a dick like that.
God bless you.
You don't think he's mad.
You know what he did?
He wanted life.
Yeah.
Drake wanted life.
It's crushing it.
But Sonos, don't say sometimes things are too big. All right?
Well, I mean, you're tiny.
I've seen too big. Yeah.
But I've seen too big.
That's fine.
Yeah. That you could wrestle that.
We can wrestle. Yeah.
We can manage that.
I've seen too big in porn.
And it's like, oh, well, how are we going to do this?
Yeah. I mean, yeah, I told you, I went there is,
I don't know what I was doing because I don't watch porn, but
maybe I happened to cross this gentleman who, I mean, it looked
like it had a belly. Yeah, it's impossible. It looked like it
eaten. Yeah. Like it looked like a jelly snake. I don't under
belly of like a whale. Fucking gazelle. I was like, sir,
serious. There's some of them are just impossible. They're
impossible. The only word is impossible. That you would have to call your dick.
You'd have to go,
listen, I love you, things are good.
We're about to do this.
There's something you should know.
I have an impossible dick.
Yes. And that's what you gotta say.
Impossible.
So that you don't run for the hills.
And sometimes I'm not,
you know, I'm not even looking at it for my own pleasure.
I'm just like, how is this gonna work?
Sometimes just, you know, I just gotta see how it ends.
Well, you have to.
You have to.
You have to.
It's like an episode of-
Because you're not sure what to do.
You almost need something to hold onto
and you're like, what is going on?
You know how like some guys get nervous like sweat
when they see guys climb like high elevation?
That's how I get when I see an impossible black cock.
Why'd you have to make it black?
But yeah, I mean.
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
There's not a lot of impossible ones that aren't. There's a, yeah But yeah, I mean, hey, hey, listen, there's not a lot of
impossible ones that aren't.
There's a day I'm talking impossible.
Yeah, I mean, that's just it's a career like, all right.
So it's a lighter tail.
Yeah.
What do you got, Jen?
OK, actually, Sanaz brought this up when we were talking
before when we saw the video.
She's like, it's almost like a girl with like, you know,
crazy, enormous boobs that are just insane. Yeah, like, it's almost like a girl with like, you know, crazy enormous boobs that are just insane.
Like dudes don't really want that, you know?
They want like a, you know?
Who thinks not that big?
No, no, no.
He thinks I'm talking about the monsters
that you mentioned, the bellies.
Oh yeah, I agree.
I think like anything else, there are women
that are into that, there are people that are into that.
It's everybody is different.
Everyone has their type.
Like there's chubby chas is left and right yeah there are
women though they've done it like if you really read that book billion wicket
thoughts women are not they're not obsessed with giant takes the way guys are
yeah guys are now if it's small yeah that it's a disaster yes but there are a
lot of girls that they're into the guy and the guy's amazing they'd like they
could give it as long as it's not tiny.
They could give a shit.
It's a problem.
It's micro.
Right.
But if you're, you know, average, I think you're fine.
Like a romance novels and the mon novels that make like even like 50 shades.
Great.
They never talked about it.
Now they're talking about his passion and his, you know, his, it's just,
he also leave it up for imagination.
Correct.
Yeah.
5.5. Wow. So 3.67 inches is a micro penis.
Yeah.
I thought it might be even smaller.
I thought it'd be smaller too, but.
Yeah.
Anyway.
The more you know.
Talking about big things.
So Gracie bonds this like model and she's known for her XL booty.
Have you ever seen her being,
her ass is impossible.
Dude, you ever seen her before the surgeries?
No.
She was so big.
Bring her up to it, like that's too much for you, B.
Yeah, but we say that, but yeah, it's like, yeah.
Well, you'll give her a good old college try.
I mean, you know, like like you know what I mean.
But she says she's never enhanced her butt and said
she downsized the rest of her body.
So funny.
But the only reason why like I'm like yeah she might have done some
sculpting she was massive.
She used to weigh 300 pounds.
Yeah look how big her legs are too.
Good for her.
Talk about a glowa, bro
God bless her that God saw that way dog. She was hideous before
And then now fucking bomb she's actually had a breast enlargement. Is she saying I mean everything?
It's no she's saying she's done that but she's saying her ass is real and then her let her thighs are big too
Like there's a picture of a tune when she I mean her legs she has will sassel legs and calves
Yeah, and then I say is it not a fake ass. You, I mean her legs, she has Will Sasso legs and calves.
Yeah.
I'll tell you, I'll tell you, this is not a freighter.
You know I can tell a fake ass?
You're not afraid of that.
Oh, no, no, no, this is, I play in this playground.
Yeah, but you're a big boy.
Yeah, I play in the playground.
You're a big strong boy.
I play in that playground.
Yeah, you're a big strong boy.
This playground, not for you.
There's a reason you're a thick boy, because,
by the way, you might be right, Bob,
because look at her thighs.
That's what I'm saying.
You can always tell someone has an ass implant
if they have small thighs,
because it's not going to go big big ass glutes, small hammies.
It's usually one, you know, one, it works.
I got news for you right now.
When she was back then, when she was a little overweight,
she was, she was having no problem getting
sexual partners and guys who are, look at her there.
Can you go back?
Look at her where she's wearing the head scarf right there.
That's impressive.
But you see how big her legs are?
Yeah, that's a big strong girl.
And I don't know how old she is, but bro, when it hits about 20,
the fucking levies are gonna break.
Yeah, she can...
And her bodies can go like nutty professor.
Pfft.
Yep, yep, yep.
She can squat a lot of weight.
She can go astragrass with a whole
bunch of NFL weight but she was saying on a plane she wants to make him wider because
her ass doesn't fit if I'm the airline I'd go we'll get smaller right yeah apparently
she's 28 by the way well good for her she's good you talk about a glow up she's really
done it but the before it's insane we can do with science and technology and also just willpower
She stopped eating probably worked out probably not still price stuffs her face
But through all the surgery and shit, you know, well, I think she had this she had to lose a lot of weight though
No, I think they lipo'd most of it because you can still tell she's got
Grandma you got to keep it off. She's arms like my grandma, you know the tries
I like my grandma, you know the tries? What do you mean? So today I had a flight and even if I was flying on the first class, I could have made on the airplane seat.
So this is a petition for all the airlines.
So big guards like me can fly.
It's not my fault to have an airplane seat.
Please just make them bigger.
Dude, thick ass problems.
Yeah.
Do you think the airlines are like,
we should really consider this?
Yeah, I would imagine.
What else you got, Tim?
This year?
Okay, so this woman's on a date a few years back.
She's a klepto.
She's already been in trouble for stealing and she's on a date with this dude.
Takes the memory card out of his car.
Later on ends up finding like brutal footage of him killing someone on it
and the guy's saying like everyone dies in my movies like videos of him beating
a woman to death and dragging her out what yeah
hold on you see he pricked 14 charges
oh man what a scumbag oh my god know when they're being serial killed is what he says.
Psycho. Also don't call it serial killed.
Man, what a fucking weird.
Hold on. Can you go back? Ben Chin, let me just read it for the very top.
So pleaded not guilty.
Did you love course in my movies, everybody always dies.
What are my follow?
Fuck. What are my followers going to think of me?
People need to know when they're being serial killed.
Or just say killed.
All right, keep going up.
Jen, let me see what he did exactly.
Yeah, let's see.
Woman, let's see, Chris, all right.
Now more than four years later,
what she found on the car is a key to double murder trial.
Said to begin this week, grew some photos and photos
of a woman being beat and strangled at a Marriott hotel hotel her attacker speaking in a strong accent as he urged her to die her blanket covered body being
snuck outside in a luggage cart Jesus Christ encouraging her to die this guy's a real evil
piece of trash yeah man oh man well he's screwed people like that are the worst like please kill that guy
And that's the guy
That's him. Yeah, looks like a great guy looks like a killer. That's wild. Just look at the evil eyes
It's just a psycho man
Dude look at him. He's in it. He's in a jumpsuit. He's just arrested
He's evil. Well, I guess it's good. she was kind of a thief and stole the memory card
Yeah, what an evil guy. What does get Jen? This is very sad news Toby Keith was battling cancer for a while
You were a fan, right? Of course, dude. He's everyone's like god damn America. Yeah, I didn't know his music
You would shut up in a cowboy
I didn't know his music, but I- You would?
Shoulda been a cowboy.
Shoulda learned a run.
Yeah, he was, he was.
You don't know him?
He seemed like a real fan.
Oh, yeah?
Dude, shoulda been a cowboy.
Shoulda been a man.
Shoulda learned a-
Oh, dude, I'm at Tim Kennedy's dinner in Vegas,
and it's just all these green berets and seals
and all these, you know, just green berets and seals and all these you know
just shadowy operators and americans and people with you know money and tactical people and a guy gets up and he goes and do this every year guys join me god bless america and everybody's just like
land that i love stand beside her and guide her and I'm like and guy
Fuck I didn't know the words. I'm like
And I'm trying to mouth the words I was so embarrassed everybody else is just full-throated
Toby Keith was young too was he six sixty two. Yeah, it's
That's
Six months ago. That's such a bummer
December yeah, I wonder what the fuck is going on. That's such a bummer
Yeah, so that's pretty sad news
Boy, I like the murder and now the that one okay. What else we got?
Bill Marr had Kanye on his podcast and after shooting the whole podcast Bill Maher decided like
I'm not gonna air this this is fertilizer for anti-semitism and referred to Kanye as a charming anti-semit
Man, you know a big that podcast would do now though, right like now that this and there's like come on Is it fine? I'm gonna release it, but it must be pretty bad for Bill Bill Maher
Nothing needs more views, but for Bill Maher to not publish it.
So he's still, he's still doing the anti-Semitism thing?
Yeah.
And that's where Bill's like, I can't post this.
Huh?
Bill just.
Two hour conversation.
I'll try to say not there.
Wow.
So kind of double down on it.
Do you think that it's going to come out though?
No, Bill's in control of it, so I doubt it.
I mean, do you think Bill's team and him would eventually let it go?
Bill set on money, so I don't think so.
If it's that bad, I don't think so.
Yee's a charming anti-Semite.
Yay.
Yeah, yee's a charming anti-Semite.
Dammit, he said yee's.
That's my name. Damn. My Yeezy's
Man, I must have been bad. Yeah for Bill. I thought he changed his ways. No
Oh, that sucks because his new song
Slaps it does. Oh man. Are you okay? The Backstreet Boy song. Yeah, the everybody
Now he didn't get those permission right permission from backstreet to do it, but boy, it's it's
Laps daddy. Yeah, he's just such a bummer man
Well the interesting thing about Kanye is he's got the holy Bible there the interesting thing about Kanye is that he
He is one of those guys can get away with it at the end of the day he can just keep making music and he can make music but as far as getting away with it right he gets he
gets kept he'll be kept on the yeah such a massive fan base like you'll always be
able to make money but as far as like the mainstream well he's he's kind of set
he's kind of set he can go he came out recently and said he's having a hard time booking venues
Yeah, you think so. I mean is he getting away with it? Well, well, he's on Google like a nationwide tour
I mean worldwide tour with this anti-semitic. Well, a lot of the whole his fan base is so rat. He's
Massive, yes, but a lot of people that own the venues a
Lot of people that own the venues own the
theaters are Jewish yeah or they're not Jewish and they just don't subscribe to
them like hell no they just don't get down but hopefully I bet you find the
place does a red and see and he's just there like once a month or once in a
week parts of the world and the parts of America easy he performed with the
Travis Scott in Italy and surprised him and it like it measured on the fucking
earthquake scale they went so nuts
Yeah, it's kind of just a talented individual Kanye West whose
Russell Brandt as you see his interview with Tucker Carlson. No very interesting about
He and Tucker were talking about how he was
Just grading against too many mainstream narratives.
He took on Moderna, which was-
And they found a way to get him.
Certainly, there's certainly an idea
that there was a way to shut this guy up
because there was a lot of motivation
to launch any kind of investigation for a long time.
Some of his accusers were like,
we weren't gonna say anything
and then someone contacted us.
Correct.
Is that what he said?
That's what happened.
That's what he said.
He didn't say that, but I know that.
That's what I heard happened.
I don't know the details.
Well, that's a fact.
These women, first of all,
we don't, the news outlet that contacted these women
actively searched out these stories,
those women never gave their names.
So we don't know who they are.
And it's a very, very interesting thing
because he was saying that at the end of the day,
the amount of pressure he was getting from various organizations that were, you know,
for internet safety and all those things, which are government agencies, that also had
ties to other deep state actors.
It's really, you know, he and Tucker are talking about it.
It was very, very interesting.
All this and that.
Yeah, man, very interesting.
So how's he doing?
He does this thing on rumble.
I know he says this pod and then is he okay?
So I was just thinking about him, you know,
the Kanye thing, you know, at the end of the day,
he was saying that it's always disruptive.
I mean, there are, I'm not trying to compare Russell Brand
to Kanye West, by the way, I'm not doing that.
No one's completely different.
They're completely different.
I think Russell Brand was given a very raw deal here.
I think he's an important voice and I'm a big fan.
And I think he was, I think it's outrageous
what the Times of London did.
But having said that, it's tough when the powers that be
are gonna set their sights on you.
There was a larger point to what I was trying to make
and I missed it.
I lost it.
Because what did Russell Brand, what did he lose, right?
Because he's still on rumble.
Okay, so what he lost was so,
Can't pack before he lives.
Lady Dame, Lady, what the fuck is her name?
She's actually a conservative MP and she put she her husband is
Works for a company that does psyop stuff. So
He he was talking about it, but she
Contacted YouTube and everybody else and said demonetize this guy before there was a trial or anything and YouTube did it
Rumble did not.
But he was making a lot of money on YouTube.
So, you know, that makes a big deal.
That's a big deal.
It was a very good interview.
It was really interesting.
So is he still demonetized?
Cause has anything come,
did they prove any allegations or anything?
No, no.
So is he available to come back to YouTube?
No, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Just because of the narrative, yeah.
He's, once they do that, you know, it's like,
no, you're, you're,
But is it a weird.
But he was saying that any real journalist from Glenn Greenwald to, uh, uh,
Berencyn or any of these guys, all of these guys have had to go on their own.
They've all had to be independent because the legacy media is so in bed with
government actors and corporate actors.
There's lateral cooperation.
But how, how weird is it? Like, Kanye does this anti-Semitic stuff?
YouTube hasn't pulled any video.
You know how much money they make off his videos?
They haven't touched?
No.
Oh, that's interesting.
You can Google all his entire catalog.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Massive videos.
Apple's not going to do anything.
You can still get his entire catalog on Apple.
Wow.
There's nothing.
Again, I'm not saying it's similar, but it's definitely a problem.
Yeah, it's really interesting to, it's a very scary time to think that you can be not only
silenced but destroyed.
They will come after your ability to make money and that's what they do.
And you can say whatever you want, but we live in a time when some journalist or some
journalists with the cooperation by the way of government
actors using your tax dollars can shut you down by launching some kind of
investigation and getting someone to say anything as long as there's traction
anonymous person an anonymous person to tell a story, you print that anonymous woman's story.
You're good.
And you have no recourse.
You can post a statement, but you're done.
You're done, yeah.
And so now you don't make your $5 million,
whatever it is, year.
And that is very powerful.
People end up not saying anything
because you don't have anybody to fight back.
You don't know who are you gonna fight,
who are you gonna talk to? Who are you going to talk to?
And then with Tucker Carlson, is it?
Didn't he interview Putin?
That happened already announced.
Yeah, it's planned to or did he do the interview?
Isn't he there now?
He's in Russia now.
That's me crazy.
Yeah, be interesting.
Right.
Yeah.
And Tucker Tucker's on.
Yeah, he did.
He interviewed him. Yep. Whoa
Variance
It's 48 minutes ago. It says this damn when they come out and it's gonna be on rumble
I'll probably be on YouTube
No, Tucker's Tucker's not ex it'll be on X. No Tucker's not an X a marksman
I just watched it's still on X. I know he has a deal with rumble. Yeah X is really I'm excited about X because X wants to compete with Netflix for
And all that here
aired on
Russia's TASS news agency. Yeah, but we need it from Tucker's side. Yeah from the Russian side
I mean, is that the only place they're gonna air it though? No, no
Yeah, from the Russian side. I mean, is that the only place they're gonna air it? No, no
You sure yeah, I can't wait to wait for it just in Russia
So Tucker said impose on x2 that the interview would enable Americans to understand Russia's view of the war
Interesting Interesting.
Interesting. I mean, I'll watch it. Have you ever seen an interview with Putin? You should watch the Russell Brand thing because Russell Brand was also labeled by,
I can't remember, I might have been by even somebody like as a pro-China activist.
Jesus.
Yeah, and he was like, I'm not into China.
What are you talking about?
But because of his narrative around vaccines
and around, I'm sorry, around Ukraine
and stuff like that asking questions.
Yeah, they put them in a box.
Yeah, and saying was there, was there provocation
here by the United States and all that?
These are questions being asked, you know
Yeah, they threw the book at that dude. Yeah, who knows what sticks
Well, we'll see yeah, that's tough. He was great when he was on Rogan stuff. Hope Rogan has him back
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So Shane Dills is gonna be hosting SNL this week.
You know, we already talked about Big Deal.
He was fired immediately when he was hired.
And more videos are coming out now with him using ethnic slurs.
Yeah, right.
Because the people that, you know, got him fired and sent all that stuff in,
they're so upset that he's crushing it.
And it's like shoving in their face.
Now he's back hosting.
He's bringing sound out live.
So, of course, they're just trying to, those same people rear their ugly head and try to destroy Shane Gillis
It ain't gonna because they're saying he's racist
Yeah, it's not it's not gonna work it better not and if it does and if it does work that makes a bigger
Yeah, I know if they did that if they're like, okay, we're gonna pull him now
Shane way better also SNL is aware of it. When they booked them,
I'm sure they looked at it.
They expected all this.
Yeah.
It's so annoying.
It's predictable, of course.
We've already heard this.
You'll have some actors on SNL who might be like,
I'm not gonna work with them.
Like they did with Elon.
That's so funny.
Oh, that's right.
Like, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, one guy was like,
because Nikki Haley popped up,
you know, she was Republican.
He's like, a lot of us weren't happy about it. Or the woman is non-binary who was like, because Nikki Haley popped up, you know, she was Republican. He's like, a lot of us weren't happy about it.
Or the woman who's non-binary who was like,
they're trying to block gender affirming care for kids.
For kids, no, what they're doing is they don't think kids
should be on puberty blockers.
On Saturday Live?
Science is super bad because puberty blockers
actually cause bone density issues
and a lot of other things and then they get them
in the cross-dress.
On Saturday Live though?
Yeah.
And then they get them on cross-sex hormones,
which render them sterile forever.
Forever, they can never have a child.
So you're making that decision for an eight-year-old.
Fuck off.
Go fuck yourself.
Yeah, you're too intense, man.
Oh man, I hate it.
I hate it.
What else you got, Ted?
Well, I care about kids.
This won't do anything.
Well, real quick on this one, though.
I remember, so when the first controversy came out,
because he was doing some,
he was saying some Asian stuff, right? He was like saying neuter or something like that which to me is like if he's just joking. It's fine
Yeah, he did say he did say chink, which is I was like that's a little bit too much
Yeah, but that's back in the day and he's a comedian. So I'm like a pretty long leeway there
When is it comedians? But then I'm like I'm thinking about myself
I like I can joke around and make accents. I even remember I told you I did the rainbow thing.
The dog, the dog.
Yeah, you called me a cracker, dude.
No, it's where I had to do a country,
like a super southern accent.
And I did that, I'm Asian.
It's like, where is it, you know,
where is it, like, what do you draw the line?
Like, you just act it, you know, just being a performer.
It's all just noise.
It's all noise.
People are hoping they get clicks off this.
And you realize that those kinds of words and talking
are not making the world more racist
If you really want to make a difference then you know there are other things to do
It's also so so the offensive content comes from a podcast
Yes, you're like fighting a comic like a real comic who hasn't said some outlandish shit on a pod
It's also intent
Intention went out the window. The universities took that out the window. So now if you just say the word, even if
you say don't say that word, you are canceled. The universities, these psychos
in universities. I think you're canceled. These are on
with white socks or with black dog. Come on, man. I'm
wearing right now for the classic shit right now. What else you got, Jen? Here
we go
It's kind of fun story so huge rain obviously in LA this man jumped into the LA River to save his dog And then he needed saving yeah, but they're both good
Well
That's a strong
Did you get a lot of rain by you?
Yeah, I guess I guess I mean yeah, but everybody's like
Okay, remember you're making funny when I said the rain fucked up my road wait I'm gonna say another picture. It actually did though. Oh, it's never been worse now
I've seen what do you do? Do I call the city to fix my street?
I think so because this is gonna be they're gonna be on it so fast
Use potpotholes. Can't I just put down cement myself or is that gonna be frowned upon?
That's wild they can do that. Can I just put cement down myself and get it over with or will they
Will they flag me? I'll say cement just say cement. Don't ever say cement. No, oh, no dude cement is different than cement
I did not yeah, whatever do you mean one stronger than the other?
I need strong
Seaman strong man semen in it
But who do you call like you call the city like you know, okay, we'll get into it. Who would you call?
Literally, who do you call to fix a road the city you have to call the city? Oh, that's gonna be well, you know how they're on it. Oh
the city. You have to call the city. Oh, that's gonna be so helpful. Well, you know how they're on it. Oh yeah. Okay,
we'll get on it. Click. Oh yeah. Call your
congressman. Yeah. Who do you call for that? The city?
Like you just get thrown around. I tell the cops I go,
who I call about this homeless shit? Because I was in
Venice. They started laughing. They go, you're
congressman. Yeah. And I did. I was like, let me call my
car just to see. I was like, hey, what do I do here? My city
councilman, they were like, I'll call my car just to see I was like, hey, what do I do here at my city council?
And they were like, no, I'll take a message. Yeah, I guess I'll call the city
I never got back to me. What else you got? Cheers that it?
No, no, no, we got we got some more
Okay, former MMA fighter Gina Carino. Um, I'm gonna mess up her last name Karana. Thank you
So she's suing Disney because they fired her
from the Mandalorian.
And if you remember when Elon Musk took over X,
he said, for those who are going to get discriminated
for posting on my platform,
I'm going to help them with their lawsuits.
So he's helping this.
Good.
He's fighting it, which is huge.
I love that.
Huge, right?
You remember when she got fired for comparing COVID
to the Holocaust, right?
But it was a weird thing.
Yeah.
She was just really like an outrage.
Right wing.
She says she didn't even, yeah.
She made some comments about masks and how they were. She's the best.
Yeah.
No, she, and she was one of the early ones where the, that the
people with the pitchforks like get her.
And then she got fired from the wokenest company in the world, Disney.
And she did not make fun of Jews or anything else.
Because my words were consistently twisted and demonized and dehumanized
me as an alt right wing extremist. Yep. Yep.
They're all assholes over there on that show.
Crazy can fire someone like that.
And she was good on the Mandalorian.
Pedro Pascal 2017 post comparing former Donald Trump
to Hitler and nothing happened to him.
And all she did was, yeah, it's unbelievable.
Oh wow, Pedro, who's the star
comparing former President Donald Trump to Hitler.
Wow.
Oh, she's gonna win, for sure.
I mean, it really goes to say like,
whether your beliefs are left or right, it doesn't matter.
Like, it should be a freedom to say what you want,
in a sense, as long as you're not causing harm
or ill intent.
Defendants went so far as to try to convince Corona's
publicist to force Corona, tissue statement admitting
to mocking or insulting an entire group of people.
Damn, Corona, damn, check this out.
Corona alleges, alleges Disney engaged
in a post-termination smear campaign,
citing the rep removal of the episode
of Running Wild with Beer, beer grills.
Wow.
She didn't meet with Kathleen Kennedy and, you know, that's who that's Kathleen Kennedy
was made fun of by, by a member by South Park, make her gay, make her, make her female and
gay.
And it's so funny.
Oh, well, not seeking too much here.
She seeks court order that would force Lucasfilm
to recast her.
Well, all right, that's good.
And pay at least 75,000 damages.
Thought she was going for more there.
Okay, I'm sure Disney's like, yeah, okay, just go away.
I think she was outrageous.
I think she was fired for her beliefs.
I think it's outrageous.
And they were nowhere near what Pedro Pascal's were and
And all she says is my pronouns are beat-bop boop
And they're like oh, you're you're you're you're no that's what my prounos are. That's right
Yeah, so they're just my pronouns are beat-bop boop. She's the ball. You're making fun of us trans people and they're all crazy
They're not they're not trans people. They're just bad people
A lot of these people who are activists are crazy. Yeah, they just they just need something to do
We'll just get you there was an old World War two bomb found at a Florida airport like a regional airport
Not like a main airport
Holy shit. So yeah, they've been a construction company just dug it out and found it
But luckily it was a inert, they said.
So it's not like, you know, live or anything.
Damn, but they had to evacuate like half a mile.
That's crazy.
Do you see that they found a 2100 year old boy in a peat bog in Ireland?
Still alive.
That's crazy.
Almost his liver was still soft.
He still had fingernails.
You could see everything.
He didn't have a head though.
Yeah, he was missing a head.
Twenty-one hundred years ago and the iron age,
he lost his head and they just, they found him.
It's kind of crazy.
An Irish, but what is a bog?
Yeah, what is a bog?
Bog is a peat bog.
So it was like marshy bogs.
It's okay.
I'm asking what's a bog.
A bog is like a bog.
It's a peach bog. It's like a swampy,. Okay, I'm gonna ask you what's a bog. A bog is like a. A bog's a peach bog.
It's like a swampy, mossy, you know, kind of wetland.
So because it was like wet?
Yeah, it was, no, I guess the heat brought it up
to the surface.
No, but.
They were looking for another body
that a 19 year old guy had been killed by the IRA in 1975.
And they were looking for him,
and then they found this guy.
Two bucks, two young men?
Wow.
Well.
Yeah.
At least they found him.
Yeah.
Really, 21,000. Well, they want to see what he ate 2100 years old
2000 this one Jesus was only
2300 years had died been dead only 300 years
Have you seen this the most recent press conference of Joe Biden was showing it showing signs of cognitive? I mean, he just looks like he's a zombie at this point.
He's 80.
You know, there's a Biden clock.
We've seen this day, Washington free beacon has the Biden clock ticking.
And is it 81 years, two months and like, you know, 17 hours.
And it's just like, it's mean, but it's also it's like he's getting older.
He can't be the leader of the free world and not know.
Yeah.
And there's plenty of 80 year old people that we hear my dad is my dad doesn't have a
My mom and dad had their his age older. They don't have a shred of exactly so what they're just lucky see chin
So someone asked him about the Hamas hostage situations
It all goes to it was America keep his word is America move forward
There is some movement and I don't want to,
I don't want to choose my words.
There's some movement, there's been a response from the,
he's all.
There's been a response from the opposition, the He's all there's better response
So I was like Hamas. Yes, thank you
Yeah, I mean
Old guy like that. He should be the leader of the free world. I don see him play in a pickup a game either. Yeah, let alone run the fucking country
Yep, I don't think he's a bad guy. A lot of people close to him that are very very aware
He has he has cognitive decline and and that's why they're not putting him in front of there's no debate
There's none of that that's never gonna happen. You're not gonna see a debate. It ain't happening. No, no, that's not that's not for him
Yeah Sad to see though, yeah It ain't happening. No, no, that's not for him. Yeah.
It's sad to see though, yeah.
This is just cool video. I guess, cool is probably a bad word.
It's in New Mexico a few days ago.
Guys just on a road trip stopping to get some gas
and this is what his dash camera found. Oh. Apparently the driver had a seizure. What the? What the?
Apparently the driver had a seizure. Boom.
That's not good.
It could have been a lot worse though.
Yes, I could have died.
Or blown the whole thing up.
Jesus Christ.
Coming in hot.
Coming in hot is right, dude, seizure. If I was that guy. I'm gonna get the hell out of there
Me too
Look at the gas price 287 solid deal
Solid deal solid deal. That's a really good more though, right buddy
Still doing it, buddy after all this time.
Whee!
Still doing it.
Ah!
We'll hand hum.
Unless you want to do another one.
I don't give a shit, bro.
I don't give a shit, bro.
Give me one more.
Yeah.
I gotta work out today.
Yes, Ben Fox, Wannabros are putting together
a Juggernaut sports streaming app.
Oh, I'm carrying a board.
Huge.
I'm so bored.
Oh, I just literally got,
I just started yawning over that,
don't care about it.
This is a huge deal.
It's, yeah, yes, being in Fox, massive.
How come?
Like Disney Plus is gonna be a part of this.
Now you're not wondering where to get your NBA
and Intel games.
Oh, that's good.
That is good.
Just gonna be one big giant blob of sports.
Here's my question.
So you know, like when the Super Bowl
is ever in these site areas,
like brothels will come out and say to the
winners like come here and have just your free to do
whatever you want.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
There's a brothel already saying the winner of the
Super Bowl.
The Bunny Ranch.
I didn't read the name.
Yeah.
It is.
It is it.
Bunny Ranch.
Thing come here and have your free sex capades.
Do you think anyone on the team actually does it?
No.
No.
Cause they don't need to.
Cause they don't need to. There you have. You don't even think the 50 second dude on the roster.
No, no, there you have it.
They're in stands basically a brothel.
It's also not a real offer.
No, it's like a buffet where it's like prime rib,
you know, free and you get there.
Until you get in the room with the girl
and she's like, so my price, you know.
And she's like, so it's free to get me in here,
but on the tip is 10,000.
Yeah, and then like, I don't know.
Those guys don't need that though,
you're at that level.
But does that draw other dudes there
thinking they might be there?
I don't think the Bunny Ranch is a place.
My friend did a show about him.
And he went there and stuff like that.
It's not, you know, it didn't look.
It's kind of a sad place.
Let's shoot Lamar Odom.
Yeah, it's a sad place.
I guess in the 90s when it was a like you heard about it
But you never you like wait you can go out in the desert and there's a place that's legal
Yeah, it was like it was kind of a thing but now it's also just marketing for them
They know damn well NFL players not shown up at the fucking bunny ranch, right?
It's just marking for yes
Those guys can get their dick suck one way or the other at the Super Bowl yeah they don't need to go so we're in paperwork it's Vegas yeah
there are a lot of plenty of fans well we haven't got any offers out there in
Austin yet you think a brothel would give us a shout out yeah well I don't
15th one show only Brian Kahn and me live very 15'm very 15. Fire kid live. 24. Oh, they fixed it, 2024.
Yay.
Things are looking up.
It used to be 2004 guys.
And we chose not to do it then.
We're gonna do it in 2024.
One night, one show only.
10 PM.
And it's a firing a kid live, not stand up.
It's firing a kid live pod.
Firing a kid live pod.
We're gonna have some fun.
We're gonna get the audience involved.
Come with your questions.
Come with good questions because we will be asking them.
And you can ask us questions, it's gonna be good.
Yeah, 10, 10, 30-ish.
The Well, February 23rd Bakersfield.
I'll see you guys there, seven o'clock,
time on top, me and Sam Tripoli,
Bakersfield, California, February 23rd, February 24th,
the rec room hunting to meet Beach, California,
Louisville Comedy Club,
March 1 and 2, Break Town Comedy Club, March 8 and 9.
Let's go and I'll be at the Vancouver House of Comedy.
This is new in March as well.
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