The Fighter & The Kid - The Things Callen Would do for $25 Million | TFATK Ep. 1068

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

The guys talk about Bryan's nose and what he would do for 25 million dollars, UFC 313 Alex Pereira vs Magomed Ankalaev, Brendan's triceps, Tiger's discovery of the show Baylen Out Loud, Trump meeting Zelensky, Bryan's love for Drake's new song, current events around the world and much more! TikTok - Learn more about TikTok’s contribution to the U.S. economy at https://tiktokeconomicimpact.com/ Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/fighter to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER

Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on baby. What's up pal? I'm back from Belize buddy. Now I'm going to be honest with you guys. How did you not get any tanner? Well, I run from the sun. Oh, you're the guy that wears all the... You're Mark Zuckerberg. You ever seen him with sunscreen?

I'm Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah. Well, I don't even wear sunscreen And I wear long sleeve shirts, sweats. You're like a Mexican worker in the summer. But I don't have your skin bubbling. Remember I had a little cancer on my back. You had it on your nose, didn't you? No, on my back. You didn't have a tumor on your nose? No. I thought you've had a tumor this whole time. I didn't have a tumor on my nose. Oh, dude, I'm stupid. Why would you say that? I don't know. I have, no, it's, yeah, my nose seems to be growing.

And so do my ears. I know, those are too much. No, it's normal. No, and apparently your nose doesn't grow. Apparently your face sag. Yeah, the muscles in your face go down and then your nose and ears, I don't fucking know. They say your nose and ears never stop growing.

Yeah, probably. Is that a myth? I think it's true. I'm slowly turning to 100% Apache Indian. Have you seen the difference between Robert De Niro's ears when he did taxi driver versus now bring up Robert De Niro's ears Taxi driver versus now take a look at cuz he had a facelift. No, it's just he's he's 80 So his ears just gave up and his ears kept growing his ears are like we'll take all the nutrition from his face I'm gonna leave it up. John was positive right there. That's why this look at that

Hey guys, oh they oh they reclined they They they definitely mine. I just give it a break. Yeah, that's his face. Look at the size the difference. Look at that Look at that. Yeah, but your whole skin is just gravity just pulls just beat you up I'm looking at when he's younger taxi driver. All right, one of the greatest movies ever. Yeah, God. He was so good. All right looking God He was so yeah, his ears just reclined a little bit lazy boy style. Yeah, unless It's just the bottom part though. Yeah, that's how it goes though. Yeah, it's how it goes Everyone's it's not that much of a difference. I'm movie coming out where he like plays two roles in it. Mm-hmm Yeah, yeah ever since he got in some financial trouble because his whore wife, I just don't...

He just takes the worst roles. Yeah. You can tell he's just trying to cover the roles. He actually... This is a very interesting thing because he used to be... He was like, I want to be great and he would do great movies. Oh, yeah. Like, Taxi Driver's so sick.

He changed the game. Casino, Goodfellas. Raging Bull. Change the Game. Won an Oscar. Change the Game. All of it. And then he got meet the parents He got into business stuff. He got in the fucking hotel

Yeah owning shit and he needed money all the time and when you need money all the time, bro That's what happens when you need money with her, huh? They've talked about it like yeah wife at the time was just you know, living the fast life Yep, I think that's several wives, but and there's he's on record He's like you think I would do all these shitty movies that cover your ass like he talks about he's like you think I want To play fucking whatever bullshit role. Yeah. Well, that's what happens, right? That's what happens ladies and gentlemen It's you know, he like he loves himself the dark mate. He does he does he likes darker women and he hates Trumpy

I asked his last night. He got up and was like fuck Trump. Is that right? Oh the Oscar you came watching us I don't want to move. I don't watch it. They're all annoying movies. You've never heard of dumb. Yeah, I stopped watching Yeah, oh by the way, you know watching a movie. I'm in the airport in Belize. We'll get to Belize. Yeah, and I'm watching The Rock who I love but he's with Gina I'm watching The Rock, who I love, but he's with Gina, some beautiful woman, and then some other people. And it's about the end of the world. It's like, it was back in the day.

It was like, I don't know how long ago it was like, but God, I'm watching him as they're basically the only ones who've survived the apocalypse. And when you look at that, that's the movie right there. Fast and Furious? Fast and Furious. No, no, the one below it, the one below it I think. Oh no, no, nevermind, that's not it.

Gina. Either way, either way, it was the end of the world and one of the girls was super hot and everything else. It's not Gina, it's... No, it's not Gina. She was in Entourage, she's so beautiful, I did a reading with her, she's like one of my favorite. She was also in, you know what else she was in she was in entourage. She's so beautiful. I did a reading with her She's like one of my favorites. She was also in you know, else she was in she was in Sin City. She was in sin City

Uh, she was in sin City and she was so hot Uh, she's she's the one San Andreas. No, you sure San Andreas exactly exactly So San Andreas and i'm watching him have to do this like this movie with all his act and literally I'm like you guys They're wet all the time. They're they're always what they shoot those movies in a large airplane hanger on Warner Brothers there. She is Carla Cugino who I think is great. Oh the hottest and they shoot those movies in Oh the hottest and they shoot those movies in An airplane hangar against a blue screen, so you're always doing those movies

I wish people could see how you shoot those movies you are there You're usually like you know on a fake boat, and you're riding. You know you're whatever and why'd you watch the movie? I it was because it was an I wasn't I was eating pizza at the airport waiting for my flight And there was a giant screen. And I was looking at it going, your life, when you do those movies, people think that's glamorous. You enjoy that for three months. You enjoy going to an airplane hangar and going like this.

We gotta get this, ah, it's coming, let's get out of here. And then you run for two seconds. How much do you get paid for that though? Oh fuck. You get paid $30 million. Yeah, you're gonna do it. Three months? You're gonna do it. Just know that it's not. I do way darker gonna do it. Just know that it's a silly goose way to live your life.

So, but how is Belize? Belize is, and I'm gonna be honest with you, I didn't know 25 million dollars. Shut your mouth. Keep going though. That's why he does it. I would, and this is all no bullshit, this is ready for this? Yeah. So 25 million, you're gonna you can even 25 you got 25 mil No, no, if you if you if that's my salary, I'll give you that. What do you want me to do? Name it? Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I'll tell you what

If you said bry spread your legs pick a spot on the wall set the world record I'm going to tell thousand dudes we got 24 hours. I Can't see don't make it a thousand. Well, you said you'd do anything. But if you were to say, hey, I'm gonna sweat over you and I'm gonna get my money's worth. I'd be like, this is for the kids.

I'm gonna treat you like you're not my king. This is for the kids, my kids' kids. This is called financial responsibility. This is called sacrifice. But they're all gonna find out you did it. I don't give a, you can go to town on my shitter. You can turn me into the biggest power bottom grandpa for the team.

I've taken one for the team. $25 million. I'll sit on first class and go get my shitter reconstituted in Beverly Hills or whatever it is, or, or Turkey. Maybe they do Turkey ass lifts. I don't care. But how was Belize? Belize.

Belize is a place I didn't really quite know. If you said, Brian, here's a map, you got to pick it out. I couldn't have told you. Southern? Is it in the south? Nobody really knows where Belize is. No, it's down there.

It is down there. Yeah. It is down there, but nobody really knows where Belize is. Bring Belize up on the map in, you know. Before you get into, I can move there, the life, before we started going to that route. I wouldn't say that. How far was it? How long on flight?

So from Texas, Bubba to Belize city, from Austin to Belize city, it would take you two and a half hours. It's not bad. And same time difference and very safe. And everybody speaks English. It's an English speaking country. Oh wow. Okay.

And how many people are in it? That's a pretty big country. 50. 400,000. 50 people. You're talking about the most pristine wilderness and it's basically jungle and beautiful beaches. And it's-

So you loved it. If you're gonna go on vacation, you rent a house on a beach, get your private beach. Texas? Two and a half hours. You get a private beach and there are beaches like that. That's what it is right there. and that'll cost you very little money

Great food and the people are absolutely fucking lovely and I think it's because they know first of all they're laid-back They're like Jamaican like they speak in that Patois and they hey mon Yeah, and they're they're so fucking nice. We didn't meet one person trying to hustle us not one person They were all so nice. Safe, safe, none of that shit. Now you want to go to San Pedro, you can get sex, drugs and rock and roll. But overall, they're just lovely, beautiful people.

Wow. Yeah. And it's so, I didn't realize how close it is to Austin. Two hour flight. Two hour, two and a half hours. And we got on a tiny plane. There's no cartel or nothing down there? No, there's nothing like that. Oh, take my money.

Thank you. So that's the thing, and you get a house on the beach. Oh yeah, silent she is. Right there, all friendly, picking my baby up. We're eating, the waitress goes, give me that baby. I said, come on you guys. And the ladies, all the ladies are holding the baby. Throwing them around.

Throwing them around. My son would start crying when he had to leave the ladies because he wanted those, they were all built like that. Dude, you should have left them there. Big soft boobs. Should have left them there to be raised by them. You could leave that kid on the street corner in Belize, and he'd literally get picked up and raised,

and he'd be the happiest kid in the world. Man, you're kind of selling me on Belize. Bubba, I'm telling you, if there's a place to go. Two hours I can do. Two hours, no time difference. English, safe, not expensive. Oh, this is my type of place. You know what I'm saying?

And the food was good? The food is fucking unbelievable. What did you have though? Well, I like that Caribbean stuff. I like curry, I like rice and peas, I like plantains. But we hired a, there was a chef, we hired a private chef and somebody that cleans the house. So you get a condo and you can hire somebody

who will cook for you and believe me, it's not expensive. It's shockingly cheap, shockingly. I'm sold, buddy. Yep. And then we went up, we go, first day we go to Monkey River. I'm like, what is this? Well, you get on this boat, you drive 10 minutes into town, you jump on a boat, a speedboat, they take you through all the mangroves.

Oh, manatees. Look at the manatees. Oh. Yeah. Look at the dolphins. Didn't see any, but there are dolphins out at the manatees. Oh. Yeah. Look at the dolphins. Didn't see any, but there are dolphins out there. That's what they say. And so we go up Monkey River to see, what are those?

Howler monkeys. On the howl, man. And you hear them going, ah, ah, as you're going up that river. Now here's the other thing you see in that river. Bro, this might be the spot, because now when we moved to Texas, Hawaii's far now.

Baba. Hawaii goes from a five to eight hour. You're not doing Hawaii. You're doing Belize. We're going there, yeah. And you got the howler monkeys, you got giant 14 foot crocodiles in that water, and they don't bite you?

Cause they're freshwater crocodiles? Well, if you jump in, they would. Well, they got huge, so they got huge, you see those all day, and you can swim in that water with them, which is fucking nuts. Is that what the locals told you? The locals were like, even the saltwater crocodiles that are 20 feet. Hey, don't do that.

I know. Yeah. The lagoons, you got to be careful, right? Yeah, you don't want to. But I checked and there have been almost, there were in the past 20 years, there have been 12 crocodile bites. Oh, is that what the records reported? Yeah. Well, it goes unreported.

Saltwater crocodiles. Because they want to scare off the tourists. Yeah, but that's a saltwater crocodile right there. You don't get in the water. You don't get in the water. No matter what the local person at Belize told them. But they do all swim with them because they're not like Nile crocodiles.

They tend to avoid humans. They catch up with them. They catch up with them. Listen, I'm not getting in the water. But either way, I'm sold. That was a terrible point. But either way, I'm sold on Bel sold. But here's the best part. Here's the best part.

So we go into the woods to see the monkeys, the howler monkeys. And what do we see? He points down a four day old Jaguar print. And I go, there are Jaguars. There are Jaguars all over this place. Jaguars everywhere. Jaguars everywhere.

Jaguars everywhere. They're a problem. They take kids. Dude, I looked at the, you'd never see them. They see you, you don't see this. Jaguars everywhere. Jaguars everywhere. Jaguars everywhere. They're a problem. They take kids. Dude, I looked at the, you'd never see them. They see you, you don't see them. All right. That's the problem. This print, he goes, that's a 250 pound cat.

Damn. I was like, what? They'll get up to 300. You'll see them swimming across the river. Did you see them? No, but I saw a print, which was exciting. Now here's the best part. And I got it on video.

Um, he, he goes and goes and sees, we see the leafcutter ants, there's a whole colony, it's pretty cool. You see a whole bunch of huge boa constrictors. Didn't see one, but they're out there. Go ahead and be careful of the poisonous snakes. We've got some fer-de-lance, don't fuck around with fer-de-lance. See any of those? Didn't see any of those? Didn't see any of those. Yeah, they're tough to see.

But they're out there. Yeah, they're out there. But they hunt at night. You're good. You got some kind of a rattler. You got some pit vipers. It's all good. Yeah, yeah, don't fuck around.

A lot of danger. Now, we also have, he goes over the guide. His name was Doyle. Crazy name. Doyle. Hilarious name. That's not very... Nah, great name. Doyle, hilarious name. That's not very... No, great guy. Knew everything about the wildlife.

I thought you were gonna say some random, like police name, like name Dave. But remember, it was a British colony. They got their independence in 1981. Shout out to Britain. Okay. So everybody speaks English. Now, he goes over, I don't know what he's doing.

He breaks, there's an old log, and he must have seen have seen something he pops it open out comes a giant tarantula Oh, those are cool, and he just puts it on his hand They're friendly gives it to my nephews and then my son and my son's got a fucking giant tarantula the size of his hand bigger than that Just crawling all over don't worry about like their hair. No, not this one. It was a rosy, it was a, look, bring up tarantulas of Belize and I'll show you which kind. Now they also have the bird eating ones that are 11 inches. The tarantula hogs?

They, they kill, no, these are, these are bird eating spiders. They live in holes. They're huge. And they're 11 inches across. You don't want to fuck with those. That's what we, that's what I had right there. That right there.

Mexican red rum tarantula. Friendly as fuck. Red rum. Friendly as fuck. Yeah, they're cool. But I mean, you'd never think you could pick one up in the wild. That's right there what we- I'm still not doing that, but that's cool. No. I'm not doing that either because I'm afraid of them, but pretty cool. Man, look at you living your life, having a vacation.

Yeah, yeah. I was actually genuinely relaxed. God, I cared about the last time I went on vacation. I know, Bubba. And I thought of you. I thought of you because you and I are very similar. Because it was, you know me, I had a lot of stuff to do here. I did that commercial shoot and stuff. You were very upset you were going.

Yes. And it was everything I could do not to flip a little bit out. Which you're glad you went. I'm glad I went because I was actually relaxed. Because nobody's trying to get my money. There's no and I'm on a beach a private beach. I'm in a house I don't have to worry about cleaning up. Can somebody's cooking when when's the best time to go? Do they have like bad hurricane season? Yeah, I think so, but when we go in like October November December. Yes Look up. I do that. I do that with the fam. I think I don't think you'd be, I I'll set it all up for you.

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at TikTokEconomicImpact.com. Like now I'm Belize guy. I take that back. That's Brian. You know what? That's Brian. I take you're back. Usually you're pretty good at it Remember to make some Okay, so we go November. It's really great. The fam could use it clear skies minimal rain Calm-seas the sea. Oh, we go out to an island on a boat this way. You got to do this

You got an island they get you dry don drink, but they got my family members, a little too drunk. Rum, rum rum, but still with, with, with fresh coconut, with fresh pine. I get me back. They blend up. Well, that might get me off the board. I'm Bob.

I'm telling you, I was like, no, I'm not doing that. I had one sip of pineapple coconut rum. Yeah. And I went, well, this is the best shake I've ever had. This is the best smoothie I've ever had with a little rum. My mouth's water. Right now? Now I'm sipping rum.

I'm drinking their beer. And then they take us out to a sandbar where you can snorkel oracle. No sharks, dude. Don't worry about sharks. No sharks you've done this? No, because it's a giant sandbar. We're driving. We're on the boat for an, and it's only 60 feet deep the whole way. That's cool. You know what I mean?

I like that. I don't like the deep sea. We're not past the reef. The reef, it's covered by a reef. So the big sharks, all that shit way out there. Now you're in there and you're with stingrays where you can grab the stingrays. It's exactly like Tahiti. And you start fucking, you start in the Tahiti too far.

Amazing too far. Too far. Too isolated. Is it that much better than Belize? No. And a fuckload cheaper. Yeah I mean dude you sold me. Yeah. I'll take the family of this up. I mean just be able to swim in that water so warm but just swimming in the fucking water. It's like and only two hours from Austin? Two and lot Come on, Baba. Is it longer you like it's it's exactly to it Look it up you can fly right in or do you have to fly right in a straight direct flight to Belize? Where from where Austin to Belize? Yeah, Austin to Belize flight time Just put Houston to Belize may as well

See how cheap it is. Okay, this takes four hours, dude. No, it doesn't. Oh, maybe because you've got from Austin, you have a stop, that might be why. Oh, just cause a stop. It's literally, so go Houston, go Houston to Belize. Houston's like two hours away from us, dude. Yeah, but it's still like driving, I mean, it's like.

Yeah. So Texas. I would rather take a stop and drive to Hughes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, two hours and 23 minutes Look at that Wow, right. That's nice. I Mean and you're on the same time Huge that's but mainly it's not expensive because nobody knows about it. Well, you're flying over it. Oh, fuck, it was incredible. Good for you. You feel better?

I do. I didn't get any sun? I can use a reset. No sun. You look no different. I thought I was a little tanner. Yeah. I keep out of that sun.

Oh, it gets so dark, man. Yeah. My son doesn't have the skin for sun, so I'm always. He's like you? And he's a little bit of a ginger, bro. Tiger's darker than me. Yeah, Tiger yeah Tigers got great skin Billy is so white really white Walker she got you got mom's shit mom's white as fuck to be Mexican is what are we doing here no I'm saying yeah but also your mom is white oh yeah

so nice oh no be clear so she you got some white you can see nubbies you're very dark it's very You're very dark. It's very interesting. I'm the only dark one in my fam. Yeah, you're amazing. You have great, I'd love to have skin like that. You don't, you don't. You talking about this caramel?

You don't need sunblock. You talking about this caramel skin? You got some caramel skin, bro. No, I don't, I don't, I don't, hey, I don't believe in sunblock. Do you know the history of sunblock? No. Oh, dude.

Yeah. Oh man. By the way, you're very happy with your triceps. Are you? A little bit. You've leaned out a little bit, boy. I'm happy with it. Yeah, baby.

You used to have a little body this morning, you're a little soft here. Yeah. I saw some pictures of myself with my shirt off. When you get older, right? You get older? And I'm like, I'm in shape. I'm getting old guy body a little bit.

Like just a little bit. just a little night. Yeah You know, I was thinking about this today. I was at the gym. There's the older dude in there And he's in there same time. I am at 6 a.m. Yeah there he took his shirt off went That's what you don't want to have out. He works out, but sometimes the skin just go fuck it Yeah, it's his skin spilling over the top. You don't want that. You'll never have that. But also what'll keep you in shape is, I'm at so many baseball fields,

you see these other baseball dads. Oh buddy, we just gave up. No, no, people let themselves go. Just because there's a snack shop doesn't mean you have to eat all meals there. So this plastic surgeon was saying this, this is what they have you do now. So they'll give you neck stuff,

because people's skin sags as they get older, right? So they'll do all this stuff and it's underwhelming, they can't really do anything. You know what they have you do now? I have good skin. I don't like you looking at me. You're the one that brought attention, you're sagging that.

I don't have a sagging neck. If you make, if you build the muscle underneath, so now if you have a saggy neck, the first thing plastic surgeons, if they're good, they'll go, we got to get you doing neck exercises because I need to build the muscles because that'll tighten the skin. That makes sense. It makes a huge difference. You can't do that for the face.

But you know how people's like, they get that weird skin. It's because you've never done any working out. If you keep moving your body, you won't get that. It stays tight. Yeah. And I will do that and I will do that. And I will do that. Okay. Well. And I will not have saggy. No. That's a big problem for me.

And there's nothing you can do really. Once you're that old, like there's no peptide. There's nothing. No, no, no, no. You gotta get right up on it. There's nothing. Although I will say that a good TRT, even steroid regimen, will tighten the old skin up.

Oh yeah. Yeah. But if you take too much, you turn like purple. You see a lot of guys that- Why is that? Because when you increase testosterone, it increases red blood cells, so your blood gets real thick.

I used to know a guy who took so much TRT, his blood got so thick, like if you don't stop, you're gonna die. You got like thick like a milkshake. But his face was always like beet red. Like so if you see anybody on TRT and their cheeks are red all the time Or their necks really red there. It's too much. They're too much of a dosage. That's interesting

Yeah, so I know a young man a guy who's in his 40s who got stage 3 prostate cancer and he thinks it great shape great shape You'd know an athletic and everything else our boy. No, you'd know him and athletic and everything else. Our boy? No, you'd know him. I think you know him. Fought for a little bit, but he, I love him, good friend. And he, he said he thinks it's because he was, he was taking a shit load of TRT and then getting off it, then taking back on it. And that fluctuation is, doctor said, when you

fluctuate like that. Like through their hormones. You can fuck with your, it can fuck with, yeah, it can actually have adverse effects on your body. Who knows, but it's kind of crazy. Dude, so T, so his mom was, Basti and Joe are in Disney right now, Basti's been in school,

but so it was just me and Tiger last night. So Tiger had baseball and two football games all day, right, we're gone all day. That night, it's just me and him. He discovered that new show on TLC, the Tourette's girl, I think her name is Bailey. Bailey's Bay. I forget what it is. Bailey something on TLC, but she has Tourette's and she has.

So out of all the people with Tourette's there's 10% that have this condition where they say the most offensive thing. They can't control it. Dude. She's meeting dude. She's meeting her boyfriend's parents for the first time. And in her mind, like if you're gonna say something outlandish, a normal person's not gonna say it,

so she'll say it. So she's never met the parents before. They're super religious, conservative, and they're gonna talk about her and her boyfriend moving in. And they sit down like, Harry, she's like, I'm pregnant! And you can see the dad's like, what the fuck?

I'm pregnant. She goes, no, I'm not. I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. This is the problem with too many hallucinogenics, right? Well, no, she was born with this. And she has real bad seizures.

And she'll say stuff like, you're done. You're done. You're done. And just out of nowhere, you're done. And then she goes to the airport. And again, the most offensive thing, right before they get to security, she goes, I have a gun, I have a gun,

I have a gun, I have a gun. And the mom's like, oh fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the boyfriend's dad's bald, and one of the cameramen on the crew's bald, she has to, she goes, you're bald, you're bald and fat, you're bald and fat, you're bald and fat.

I say it three times. Now, Tiger loves it. He laughs, but he started picking up her tendencies. Yeah. My son. So he keeps going. So he's playing baseline and he's struggling.

Can I use back to the dog? I was you're done. You're done. You're done. Yeah. Like dude, you got it. Yep. That's her.

Well, my three year old, my, my, my wife makes a mistake. I have a very defined three year old who will's her thing. My wife makes a mistake. I have a very defiant three year old who will do the opposite of what you say. Yeah. And he, so he goes, pooh pooh, pooh pooh. And his mom said, don't say that. He goes, I'm going to poo on you. I'm going to poo on everybody.

He just keeps doing it. And he goes, and then she goes, hey. And he goes, kaka, kaka, kaka. So he's going to, he's going to change it up on you a little bit and he'll say outrageous shit. Remix it. And you got to figure out a way to play that. Don't get too, cause then he's gonna he's gonna change it up on you a little bit and he'll say outrageous shit remix it And you got to figure out a way to play that don't get to because then he's gonna really get to find Yeah, don't shut them down and there's nothing you can you're not gonna be able to some things You're not gonna you're not getting a stream do Brian of solid here and go to YouTube and go

Bailin out loud on YouTube watch how bad it imagine her poor parents. They have six kids and Then she'll hit herself. Is there something you can do? Isn't there? There's something you can do, but not really. There's a brain procedure they can do. Yeah. Any particular video? Click on that one. First one? Yeah. Just do the sneak peek. Looks like a great home. It's great. Great family. Cute family. Great.

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Yes. It is. Yeah. She says people have accused me of like, up in it, she goes, you think I choose this life? Yeah. And then her biggest problem is when she goes out in public, you feel bad for her, especially like grocery shopping, because she has certain things she has to do. So like her mom was like, you want some bread?

She'll take the bread and she has to hit it three times. And so the grocery stores won't let her in there. Or like eggs. And then she wants to live on her own. And she wants to cook, but there's so many liabilities in cooking. Like her dad was making her pancakes. She grabs the hot thing and she slams it three times. The mom's like, you're going to break the stove. And she wants to live on her own, but it's like- Yeah. Poor thing. It's like- own, but it's like, yeah, poor thing. It's like, you know, these tigers are obsessed with this. Did you ever read, um, me talk pretty someday,

David Sedaris. So he had obsessive compulsive syndrome. I don't know if you know this. She had OCD. She has OCD too. So he couldn't make it back. His mom would be like, and she'd have to go get him because what he was doing was he would have

to, he'd lose count. He'd lose track of how many of the squares in the pavement he had counted. So you have to go all the way back. But the other thing he would do was he just had to lick all the doorknobs. Do you have sickles? Huh? No, he probably built his immune system. But he figured out a way to handle it. But he would be like, I need to go and lick that door knob. I haven't either and so on the way home He'd go every door and walk up and go. Yep And he had to lick every fucking hey, what a night door now every the front of everybody's house

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Yeah, you have it. Yeah No, there's a guy that um, one of my friends was dating. He's like the super good-looking Chinese guy But the one thing they had that was kind of like Tough was Tourette's so as we're we're at lunch. Oh, yeah, you told me yeah, he was like Out of nowhere constantly and people would look people and then you know, my friend was kind of like, you know, just Tourette's and stuff but it was so difficult cause people thought that maybe he was being rude and just like just yelling stuff out, whatever. But, uh, yeah, I knew somebody who had people don't handle it. Like she goes,

she goes out to eat and people are like rude and the sister is super defensive. Yeah. Like keep looking over here, bitch. Keep looking. How long are you going to look? She's going to be, she's going to eat lunch. She's just going to keep looking over, making it awkward. She's like, think how she feels. Kids with autism too, like, I'm sure you guys know some kids with autism, right? Yeah. You might.

So I have one of my ex-girlfriend's nieces there, or one of them has autism, and she will just go into these violent rages in a restaurant, and people have no idea. They think that it's a bad mother, you know what I'm saying? But it's not, it's just the kids just like going. Yeah, yeah. Hey, nightmare for parents, nightmare.

I knew a kid who had such a bad stutter, good tall, good looking athletic guy. And he... Oh, that happens, yeah. It was that. Yep, yep. And I said, I'm such, I look at him, I go, I'm like, you know, I'm like, I look at him, I'm like, I go, I'm like, you're going to get over this.

And he goes, no, he goes, dude, it sucks. That's what he said. You know, there's a lot of things and he goes, no, no, dude, it sucks. Apparently there's some things she can do, but they got to drill into your brain, but apparently it lowers it by 80%. And she was like, I'm just not willing to do that Like I'm not gonna drill into my brain. Oh, literally drill. Yeah, it's a machine and they set up to your brain Oh the left and right side electric shock. Yeah so for the first like three or six months they just fire up the left side. And then they got to do the other side.

But she's like, I'm just not willing to do it. We always remember also, it's funny, this guy Nick Frites, who I love and did a podcast with, Green Beret, he's a legislator, Republican in Virginia. He's such a good guy. Great, great, I think he did Rogan or he's called. Who's that dinosaur you did a podcast with,

that black fella? Oh, the best. You guys look like twins? he's going. Hey, who's that dinosaur you did a podcast with, that black fella? You guys look like twins? Oh, the best, Jesse Lee Peterson. You guys look similar, yeah? The best. He's so funny. He's like, what about these blacks? Really?

Like, he just fucks with you, yeah, he goes, but are you the head of your household? Does your wife obey you? He is awesome. What'd you say, James? You said similar? He just goes after all the whole people. He's like a conservative, he's a black conservative, but he does not give a fuck. Brandon, you say, James? You said similar? He just goes after all the woke people. He's like a conservative.

He's a black conservative, but he does not give a fuck. Brandon, you're an asshole, dude. You ever see him talk about that? He's like, I don't believe it. When Brian posts, I go, man, you guys look exactly the same. That's cool. Oh, I didn't see that. That's hilarious.

We probably do. He's great. He's so funny. I've seen him before. He goes like this. He goes, he said to me something like, he goes, well, you're beta, right? And I go, what? He goes, you had a daughter first? He goes, beta. I go, he goes, uh, he said to me something like, he goes, well, you're beta, right? And I go, what?

He goes, you had a daughter first? He goes, beta. I go, no, special forces guys, they're beta too. Like he was so, he's got a great sense of humor, but he, he loves to, have you ever seen him with, with, uh, like woke? I know I've seen him before. Oh man. He's popped up on my radar before.

But he's also a Christian. So he goes, I don't talk about racism. I don't talk, he grew up up in the South, believe me. He had a cleft palate that he couldn't get operated on until he was in his teens. You know what kind of shit that was? Oh, I know, but he got it done though, right? Yeah, he got it done.

And he'll say stuff like, he goes, I don't believe it, I don't talk about racism, transphobia, homophobia, I believe in right and wrong. You gotta treat people well, you don't. He's a very simplistic guy that way. But I get a total kick out of that guy. Was he ever burnt or damaged? No he so that's a cleft palate. That's no no, I'm Thomas So he had a bad so so you know what a cleft palate is. Yes

Rewind chin said was he ever burnt? Yeah. Well, that's cuz he has a cleft palate, but no no Tom out the color of skin, I think no, it's not the color of cleft palate, but no. No, no, no. He's talking about the color of his skin, I think. No, it's not the color of his skin. I'm looking at, come on. Oh, you're saying- The texture? The texture, yeah. The man is 75 or something.

Oh, he's 75. Yeah, he's older. He looks great for his age, trust me. He's in great shape and he looks great, but he's 75. He's been around a hot minute. Yeah, I've seen him before. Yeah, but the way he goes after, he'll have the most, he'll have the most, yeah, he'll have the most, uh, woke people on his podcast and just goes after them.

It's hilarious. Where did you do a show at? Where's he at? Oh, right in LA. Oh, he's here in LA. Yeah, man. Cracks me up. Interesting.

But likes to ask you provocative questions, you know? Yeah. You had a good time on there? Oh, great questions. You know? Yeah. You had a good time on there? Oh, great time. Cracks me up. Um. How, dude, how about Trump and Zelensky? Wow, fuck.

We have that as a current event too. I didn't. I could pull it up now. Yeah, let's pull it up. Let's go to current events. Let's see what we got. JD Bins? I didn't like it.

I did. You did? I did. How long you want to bend the knee? How long are we gonna keep sending money to them and then he's fighting a war he can't win and Trump's like dude show a little respect. We're helping you out. He's like, well, you're gonna be the one he goes hold up We're gonna be the one it's us Here's like this was like a the confrontation probably didn't need to happen on national tv. But what I do like is, all right, those days of Biden and fucking Kamala Harris bending the knee

and you fucking us over are done. Those days are done. Could you have handled it differently? Yeah, but what I do like is he's America first and cut the shit. So my feeling- This is what I voted for, to be honest. This exact thing. So I have two reactions. They're mixed. My first reaction is I don't like seeing a world leader

who's already got his back to the wall, who's been invaded by Russia. I have no love for Russia, but he's been invaded by Russia. And a lot of Ukrainians have died. And a lot of- That's what Trump says, How many have to keep dying? And he, he is in a very hard place, Zelensky, and I'll tell you why. One is I don't like him seeing a world leader get humiliated like that.

Why don't you say thank you? Why are you not wearing a suit? All that stuff. Part of the reason he doesn't wear a suit is because he's at war and he's, it's like a camaraderie thing. And he wants to look like him. The mistake he made was just, the mistake he made was going there when he doesn't speak English fluently either.

It's very, very awkward. But more importantly, I think that he said thanks many times to the United States, many times during the body campaign. No, no, he's been saying thanks for, he's always been thankful to the United States because he knows that, you know, believe me, he has, and the Ukrainians have always said this, but let me just go through what I don't like Spectacle I don't like seeing somebody but having said that but I think it's the first time we've ever and this is historical We have never seen a leader. I'm an American leader

Speak the way he's thinking that is that's what's really going on in negotiations when it comes down to it But he let us know he goes I want the American people to see this transparent that that meeting was over an hour That is, that's what's really going on in negotiations when it comes down to it. But he let us know, he goes, I want the American people to see this transparency. That meeting was over an hour. For the most part, it was pretty civil. It was civil. JD Vance is the guy who started stirring the pot.

Vance knows how to play Trump a little bit. Yeah, he knows how to play Trump a little bit. Vance 2028, this is why he's VP. Well, Vance is- He's like, you need to be grateful I was like, whoa, this is an isolationist, but my feeling is this I don't know. I don't know that The United States not taking on Russia is it gonna Russia's very expensive Russia did this what they did to Chechnya what they did to Georgia you can ask Russia's neighbors

What it's like to be you know,, it's, it's not fun. Um, so we're supposed to, so, so, so part of it, what I like is losing war. Well, first of all, the other thing is this. I think that Trump is the first leader I've ever seen who's bullied someone into a peace deal. That's all he wants. So, so you see, so let's keep this in mind. Trump is actually saying, look, we can drag this out the way Biden did.

Everybody else, we can do this. We can do it with United nations, with Europe and everything else. We can bleed the Russians dry. We could keep arming you. In fact, we could arm you really, really well. And we could, there are two options here. We could say Ukraine, you get whatever you want. Now, uh, now the Russians will just keep throwing bodies there and you keep coming Ukraine, you get whatever you want. Now, the Russians will

just keep throwing bodies there. Yeah, more Ukrainians die. And you keep coming back, you keep, yep, and Russians. And you keep coming back to Putin and go, had enough yet? Had enough yet? That'll cost you, in Russian lives alone, I will guarantee that would cost you at least 500,000 more lives. Yes. The Russians have no problem with that. Of course.

And countless Ukrainian lives and countless destruction on both sides. Or you say to Zelensky, listen, the Donbas region, which has always been Russian, certainly all Russians speaking, and Crimea, which has already been there since 2014, you've got to give up some territory. Yes, Russian rolled in, but you've got to give up some territory. And save some lives. Yes, Russian rolled in, but you got to give up some territory. You don't have all the cards. It is the way it is. And we will guarantee from there, your safety.

Now Trump wants those mineral rights. Think about Zelensky. He's got to go back to his people and say, hey guys, we are indebted to the United States for at least the next 10 years, 10 generations. I did that and It's a real hard place for him to be. So I have sympathy for both sides And I think but my thing is everybody's like, oh, we're Ukraine. Hey, don't take Russia's side on this either guys But I don't think you're taking Russia's side if you're if you're saying okay American stop funding all this you're not pro Russia This goes back. This goes back.

This goes back. You're pro peace. It goes back to 1993 when, when we looked at Gorbachev, we said to Gorbachev, listen, disarm, we said to Ukraine, if you give us your nuclear weapons, if you disarm, if you tell us where your weapons grade uranium is, and your nuclear weapons are, we will ensure, it was called the Minsk agreement, we will ensure, we will guarantee that Russia will never invade.

Now, Russia said, we'll do that in exchange for, you promise that NATO will not expand one inch to the east. It's expanded over a thousand miles. Poland, Poland is a NATO member. The next country over is Ukraine. Now, Zelensky and the Ukrainian regime knew, they knew, they knew that was the line. They said we are, we want NATO membership, direct provocation. Why did Russia go in there? They have one access to access to one warm water port. You know what warm water means? It's the only

port that doesn't freeze over in that area. So you need a port for supplies. You have to if you're Russia. You have to. You cannot give that to Ukraine. So this was a provocation. So that is the idea. That's the pro-Russia side and it does hold some merit. And you can make the argument that the United States was really doing whatever they could to squeeze Russia, which they did, and they made a lot of money doing it. They gained global hegemony that way, but this is what you get. In terms of, by the way, people say that we put in a West-friendly government, I would remind people that fucking do your history when Ukraine had a Democratic elected pro-western leader that

was democratically elected, what did Putin do? Poison him with dioxin. Poison him with dioxin and you can see his face. Bring him up. Bring up the old leader. He didn't die? No, but they tried to kill him. Bring up, he was a handsome son of a bitch.

He won the election and then the Russian regime poisoned him with dioxin. And you should see what his face looks like bring Bring up Ukrainian leader poisoned by dioxin. I can't remember his name. You shanko. I think it was but I can't remember So I remember that very well, dude. How about when Zelensky walks up and Trump goes, oh you dressed up for it Yeah, okay you shanko there it is became the victim victim of satin age time when he was poisoned with dioxin. He suffered a disfigurement as a result. Bring up you Shenco before and after poisoning. Take a look at this bubble handsome fuck and the

Russians poisoned him. Why? Cause he won an election and he was, look what they did to him. Holy shit. That shit. He walked around like that, that look at his face. That's what they did to his face.

Wow. Yeah. There you go. Wow. That's Russia. Look at how handsome that fucker was. Yeah. And then, and then look what they did to him. That happened to him in a couple of days. Jesus dude. And he said, look at my face guys. That's what that's, that's Russia guys. That's Russia. So don't tell me that Russia doesn't meddle with, you know, uh, with their neighbors elections or that that guy won,

that guy won democratically. So stop, stop with, you know, uh, with their neighbors' elections or that. Oh, it's all bad. That guy won, that guy won democratically. So stop, stop with the idea that, oh, we didn't do anything. Russia, Russia poisons dissidents. It poisons its own journalists. We know, we know all this. Please. Stick it up. Break here kids.

Cause UFC 313 is back in Vegas, but it won't be paradise for one of the light heavyweights in this main event. We're talking Oxby and Clive. It's going down this Saturday. Don't miss out on any of the action at DraftKings Sportsbook, the official sports betting partner, the UFC. And if you're new to DraftKings, listen up. New customers get five to get 150 and bonus bets instantly. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app right now. Use the code fighter. That FIDER for new customers to get 150 and bonus bets when you bet just five buckaroos only on DraftKings the crown is yours. Please. Yeah, but I don't think it's fair to say you're pro-Russia if you want peace with Ukraine. No, no, you're right.

And Trump wants to make a deal. And to Trump's credit, and the fact of the matter is that there's no deal that's going to happen. They'll be in a stalemate, horrible war that'll last 10 years. Yeah, and that's how this goes. How did Biden do? Not too well, did he? Not too well.

How did every other leader do? Not too well. Also, you want United Nations? I know that did they get anything done. So they do in the car So do we not want a president? That's not a warmonger like isn't this what you that's what I like about Yes, that's I did when Zelensky walked up the White House and Trump goes. Oh you dressed up. Yeah Well, sad true to sad and somebody wasn't somebody didn't advise Zelensky Zelensky. Zelensky. You're there with Trump.

You wear a suit. Yes. And you don't speak English well enough. You're not eloquent enough. You need an interpreter. He's going to run circles around. Or just don't do it. Yeah.

Don't do it. Go there and say thank you very much. You got to flatter Trump. Trump's pretty- You got to stroke his ego. If you don't flatter Trump, you know the minute you piss him off, he's coming after you. And it doesn't matter where it is. He says shit, he doesn't even, when he said I called him a dictator, you know, the minute you piss him off, he's coming after you. And it doesn't matter where it is. He says shit.

He doesn't even when he said, I called him a dictator. He goes, I did when he, he'll just say stuff. No, he just fired him from the head. He didn't expect that meeting to turn that way. Trump got mad when he said, you don't know that. Don't tell me that we'll feel, but we're going to be back. We fucked up because Americans going to feel that's when he got mad. Yeah.

It was like, you don't have the cards here. What? You're in no position to say that. Right. Yeah, it was like what's all that's give a say you don't have the cards here What you're no position to say that right so Ensky was basically saying If Russia expands it will be everyone's problem because I'll go into the one to Poland But JD Vance that kid in high school just encouraging dude. Oh, it's all about your mama. Oh, oh he said And then Trump was like what did you just you didn say, you didn't even wear a suit, bro. Yeah, do you?

Did you say thanks? You didn't even wear a suit? You didn't even wear a suit? I was like, get off JD. JD's hilarious. He knows how to play Donald. And Trump was like, well, yeah, yeah, yeah. The other thing, I was like, get off JD.

I heard a lot of conservative pundits talking about how JD Vance might be the Spengali behind this. He's like the, he's the real, he's like the underboss. He's your next president. If, if he's your next president, if the Republicans. Pull this off. Can get this. Doge, all that shit.

If they can, if the economy, people give a shit about. That's all they care about. Yeah. At the end of the day, that's all. Inflation, all that shit. Ukraine, whatever. How much is gas and how much is milk and eggs? Yeah.

Fuck you otherwise Dude, I bought eggs yesterday at like Ralph's and they were $12 There you go, I probably don't I make eggs every morning and Joanna goes whoa don't eat all the eggs on what yeah She was we only have 12 of them. Okay buy 12 more But buy 12 more cuz I'm gonna eat me some eggs. I do it every morning. She goes, no, not right now. I went, oh, shit. I do that too. My wife will.

My wife. I started laughing. My wife pinched pennies. What did she do recently where I was like, it was, fuck, what was it? It was like, I didn't want to do this. I go, it was something, something similar like that. I go, hey, you fucking go.

I work way too hard I'm on a plane too much. Oh That ain't happening. I started laughing when she told me my eggs aren't by that shit You think come on man buy it right now even if it's expensive. Yeah, we're too hard Oh, yeah, now well now you piss me off now. You piss me off get six dozen. There you go. That's what I do I I fly off the handle What else you got, Jun? We shall see.

What are you even talking about? UFC 313 is this weekend. It's Ankalive. Alex. Oh dude. Yeah, you know who I got in this. Who? Piera. Oh thank god. They were going to argue again. No, I mean I think Ankalive is the killer and they're talking about his wrestling.

But I don't think Ankalive's fought anybody actually like Piera. No, anytime he's fought like a high level MMA striker, he's not, he's never knocked any of them out. He's always won by decision and also acts a different animal. Also the narrative that Ankalayev is a wrestler is false. Just by his stats, he shoots once every 15 minutes. He's not a grappler. He's not a grappler. He's not a rest. Now he can, and I think Anklav in his heart of hearts,

he considers himself a striker. He's gotten toe to toe with some of the top strikers in the division. All good. But when you're fighting Alex, who's world class, not MMA good striker, world class, it's gonna turn Anklav into a wrestler. Those leg kicks, the body kicks, he sees the speed, it's going to turn and Clive into a wrestler, those light kicks, the body kicks, he sees the speed. He's like, Oh fuck.

And so he'll attempt to do it and he gets knocked out. That's how I did it. I did a little bit of a deep dive on on Clive too about that. Like tough as all get tough as all get out. Um, bit of a bonehead though, makes a lot of mistakes. I don't know that he changes his game up. He gets a little bit. Uh gets a little bit, I don't want to say one notice because that's absolutely disrespectful, but it's not like his striking is that hard to predict. And he will go back to the same patterns. Yay? Yay.

And he makes a lot of mistakes. Yes. And so when he could win the fight like with Jan, like could do stuff where you're like, what are you? Very similar to Brendan Allen. That's right. You had it. There you go.

And I think that he, I haven't seen his wrestling, I haven't seen some amazing wrestling. But I haven't seen, like I think Strickland was talking about how big and strong he is. I get it. But Strickland's not a big grappler. And so even though he's a black belt, I think that, I think Alex feels different when you grab him. I think he feels different. And I think his takedown defense, he's had a long enough time to deal with takedown defense. Oh, like his coach is Glover Texas.

Yeah. I think he knows a thing or two about takedown defense. And he has other people in there. And so he's, he's going to, he's going to have to stand a bang. The narrative of striker versus grappler couldn't be further from the truth. The casuals can go, Oh, finally a grappler couldn't be further from the truth the casuals and go oh finally grappler no he's actually not because he's Dagestani that's the idea yeah it's like assuming every Brazilian knows jitsu they don't but the other thing is like even if uncle I

does take him down now what there's a whole you know you're any submissions he has zero zero zero so yeah that's right so I think it does any Clive give them yeah probably maybe maybe once but I think Eventually for 25 minutes he's gonna get knocked up Me and the UFC brass are praying to God Pierre wins this fight. I think Clive wins dude. It's a disaster straight-up Disaster. Yeah disaster because it pure beats this one. He wins this then he goes up I'll fight Aspen all and if Tom beats if Aspen all beats Pierre that might just get John Jones. I thought I thought John Jones and There's no smoke there. There's no smoke. That's all fake still John's like what?

But now if Alex goes up cuz Tom needs a dance partner a big name Alex to do it if Tom beats him then John Go, all right now fight him. But right now there's nothing. That's intrigued. There's nothing. I have you. That's intriguing. There's so much pressure on Alex to win this fight. Man, I can't wait for this fight. Oh, maybe we need Alex to win it. Now you might see a different wrestling from uncle. I've uncle. I've may have wrestling. He might have all the wrestling. He can wrestle because his background in Samba and sport of combat, like he's a black belt and a world champion. That big strong guy.

Huge. Rugged. Huge. It has a chin. Yeah. But Alex hits different. Alex hits different. It doesn't matter about your chin with Alex.

No. I don't care how big you are. You know who else is big? Every other guy's knocked out. Yeah. So, I mean, I saw, I saw, what's his name? Who used to be a UFC black guy who got knocked out by Jerry just recently.

Jamal Hill? Jamal Hill. I saw him at the airport and talked to him a little bit, you know, said, you know, but, but, but big, big man, he's a very big man. And so Alex has no problem knocking out big men. No, next time we're going to heavyweight, but. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, Alex probably walks around at two 20 230. 230. I mean. We need him to win this fight. Yeah. What do you think Aspen all walks around at? Your weight? The heavier. 265. Oh Jesus. Yeah Aspen's big man. That's a really a lot with no gloves. He's every bit of my height. That's 260 in camp. What? Yeah. He's huge, man. Oh, that's really big. Yeah. What are you know right now, friend? You're waiting to 40 something to 42.

Bring up Al. Uh, let me see what Aspinal is weighing right now. Cause that's, and, and he, is he, he's a, he might be six, five, six, four, six, five, Jesus, it's a very big man. Well, he's six, five, two 56. So that's in camp. He's 6'5", 256 in camp. Oh my god. Yeah, 2'6", 5'2", 70 Yeah, that's that's a lot of weight He's a bigger man he's bigger than big he's a problem. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll be the favorite over Jones and Yeah. Yeah.

He'll be the favorite over Jones. It's funny. His reach is 78. What does Jones reach? 78? No, Jones is 83. Oh, my God. Jones is 83.

64. 84.5. Holy crap. That's a freak. Woo. All right. What else you got, Jen? My lord, he's a badass.

Heartbroken passengers. Okay, you go ahead and talk and I'll get it. So, these two passengers, Australian people just trying to go on vacation, are on Qatar Airlines flying when in the middle of the flight, a larger woman dies. our airlines flying when in the middle of the flight, a larger woman dies. And they decide to put the dead woman

in the empty seat next to these two. For the remainder of the flight. Did you care? No, I'd be like, you know. I wouldn't be like stop the plane. No. You wise. I'd say a prayer and I'd be like,

you know she's not gonna move? Give her a dignified resting place. I'd have a prayer and I'd be like, where else would you? You know she's not gonna move? Give her a dignified resting place. I'd have no problem. I keep making jokes like she's dead tired. Brendan. She's just tired. Every time someone walks by, I go, she's dead. That's from commando.

These guys are looking for, they're gonna make some money, that's all. Okay, I'd have a problem with it, would you? Yes, I would. Thank you. I would not give a fuck. Sitting next to a dead body. Would not care

What do you want? What's alternative? in the bathroom Would you rather them derail the flight and you wait no no no I just don't want to sit by if someone dies It's heartbreaking and for me. I would I would want to give her the dignity of somewhere to sit I was damn it now you're making me change my mind I would want to give her the dignity of somewhere to sit. I wouldn't hurt her. Damn it, now you're making me change my mind, Brian. You're saying this and Brendan's saying

he's going to make jokes about it. No, I'm not putting someone's mother, daughter, sister in the bathroom. I change my mind now. Yeah, she can sit next to me. No, so that's true. You can't tuck them underneath the fucking plane. No.

They need a seat, man. That's a human being. Yeah, you know what? You guys are pieces of shit. No. They couldn't get her through the aisles if she was a big lady. I honestly would not give up. You're pretty easy going. I wouldn't care like all right whatever. Yeah. Depends how big she is though.

She was they said she was a little bit larger. Yeah she was big. I need to wait and hide. Let me see what they said. Are they complaining? Are they? They said, can you move over? Please? That's no problem. They placed the lady in the chair. I was like, I understand. They said it was ghoulish and traumatizing. It's very sad. Uh, that's what you say when you want a big check and they'll get a big check.

They will get a big check. Um, but, uh, and it's, it is what it is. There was a few spare seats I could see around as. I can't believe they told us to stay. Well, that's different. Well, can I just tell you guys, if you've ever stayed in a hotel, there's a good chance you stayed where someone has taken their own life.

I think about that all the time. That's a fact. So hotels have- Certain hotels, for sure. Suicide is a very, very big thing that they deal with all the time. But I mean, they said they had a few spare seats, so- That's what's weird

Yeah, so then move it. They would that we couldn't they be like a pearl He's a big fat dead lady here. Do you mind just going to one of the open seats? Yeah Yeah, but then when you when you start saying like oh it could be your grandma or your aunt then then I'm like Oh, it's my heart. I'm like, ah, that's my big day grandma. I'd be like, yeah cool, man Just don't toss her in the bill like Sinaz wants her and back by the fucking penis I'm just what's the problem? I was like you put her in the overhead for God's sakes You know, I would I would I would absolutely take care of her now I think Sinaz would be the the most caring for that

I would be carrying during the process probably trying to keep her alive and then afterward I'd be like I'm I'm uncomfortable Yeah, it's just awkward. That's how long the flight is and I'd be crying Oh also, you know the passengers that we're saying sue like as a collective like become a union get more than 30 grand Jade filled me on this he goes Delta I think was Delta gave all them 30 grand just for the fuck of it was like you can sue but this is 30 grand for your Trouble. I didn't know that like you guys gonna do your thing. Here's 30 grand just off the fuck of it. It was like, you can sue, but this is 30 grand for your troubles. Oh, I didn't know that. Like, you guys are gonna do your thing, here's 30 grand just off the top before we get negotiating.

What was that for? What'd you say? That plane that flipped upside down. Remember, I was like, 30 grand, fuck that. Collectively, sue and get millions. And Jay goes, no, they can still do that. Delta was like, our bad, here's 30 grand for each of you. We know you're probably gonna sue,

but here's 30 grand, because we fucked up. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's traumatic as hell. It is what it is. I'd rather have the fat lady dead to me than flip the plane. Is she fat though? She said she was slightly larger in the article.

She had a heart attack probably. So that means she was probably a little bit larger. Wait, what? Okay. What'd you say? That's a bummer, man. It's a bummer. She looks, that woman looks like she's terrified.

Yeah, this one? That guy, take your hat off for this. Yeah. That man called. Would you be traumatized? No. Like, remember how it saved those kids in that crack and I saw the dead mom with her brains all over the thing?

Yeah, you were a little bit fucked up. I'm good now though. Yeah. I don't think about it. You, you, you, you text me a couple of times. It was dark. Yeah. It was really dark. We had to go back and look at the pictures. Yeah.

I closed my eyes and see it. Yeah. But that was, that was like a week and then you move on. Yeah. I got problems though. What else you got Jen? Yeah. You're I got problems.

Um, here's a good one guys. That Lee looks fucking mortified. So a Colombian man, uh, got man got caught trying to take 10k of cocaine in his wig into the airport. Yeah here's the thing guys, they have dogs, you know, they're gonna catch you. You can smell all the way up there? Yes. I think he thought he'd get away with it because they couldn't smell up there. That or he, I think he got away with it because it's so stupid.

He's just like, he's going to think of this. First of all, it's a wig. You know, you can see when somebody's wearing a wig. Nothing to see here, just a giant wig. That's my hair, sir. You know, you're obviously... I wish we could see a picture of him in the wig. Is there? Yeah. The security guard's like, hey dude, you have drugs in your fucking wig. Like, you know.

He just started over. So the business will be collecting items for the entire month and started over. That's not it. Participating businesses. I'll refresh, I'll refresh. There you go. His wig turned some heads

as he went through airport security in Cartagena. It was filled with more than $10,000 worth of cocaine. Police in the South American country. What? That's really good. Officer with the candy cart. Okay, man. It's not 1991.

It came through a scanner. They removed the wig and cut it open to find the drugs. The man's flight was headed to Amsterdam in Europe. Oh, he's trying to party. Yeah. What do you even say when you get caught like that? You're a terrible smuggler. You know, you're a terrible smuggler. He's fucked whoever gave him those drugs.

They're like, dude, you thought you were a body, right? Yeah, that's right. Even if you stick it up your ass. So I put it, I keep a train set up my ass, but that's it. No, that's because I just don't want to pack it. I don't have room. Choo-choo. Yeah.

Choo-choo in my poo-poo. Choo-choo in my poo-poo, right? Yeah, it rhymes. What else you got? No way, but so I went to Disneyland recently and one of the persons I went with smuggled stuff in Oh, yeah, everybody does that. Upper asshole? No, no, no. What you know this person. What she smuggled weed? No, no, it's a guy that's It's it's weed and shrooms weed and shrooms. Oh, they're not looking for that. Oh, no. No, I saw you Oh, you went with our boy.

Yeah, so, but there's literally- Who's the other girl, Chin? I liked her for you. She's cool, yeah. Oh, yeah? I'll tell you about her later, man. All right. But, so there's literally a drug dog.

You know, the cop had the dog sniffing around. Didn't catch anything. You want me to tell you why? Why? And I know this because they've asked me to do it there. That dog is only smelling for bullets. Oh really? Because when I was going there,

they're like, will you put this in your purse and just walk normally? And I said, okay. And I put it in and sure enough, the dog came up to me and smelt the bullets in my purse. Holy crap. Wait, you had bullets in your purse? Well, he told me to put the bullets in my purse.

Someone asked you to carry bullets in the Disneyland? The security team there is like, we're training our new dog. Oh, you gotta give those details. Oh yeah, that's on the- It's smelling for gum powder or- Yeah. Something that's gonna shoot.

Don't give a fuck if you're on shrooms on Small World. I would imagine they wouldn't, but yeah. So they did catch the bullets? Yeah, the dog's name was Thor, he was a little golden retriever. Awesome. And he caught me right away. And they were like, just act natural when you were walking

and I couldn't, but- Yeah, bombs and guns Is what they're smelling for not your fuck. Yeah gummies How'd you like Disney? It was amazing. Let's take a little break. Can we take a break? Yeah, cuz I need auto parts dude, and I want I want somebody to keep my car on the road I need friendly advice though. I need helpful service. I need somebody who's got parts knowledge. I'm there every week We're talking about O'Reilly auto parts. We talk about O'Reilly Auto Parts. Oh, O'Reilly, I need two car jacks to change my own.

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The professional parts people, O'Reilly Auto Parts, your one-stop shop for all things auto. Do it yourself and you can find what you need in store online. Stop by O'Reilly Auto Parts today. Visit them at OReillyAuto.com slash fighter. That's OReillyAuto.com slash fighter. Are they crowded? Even though it was a Thursday, it was probably, I think Nick said it was like 56 or 55 percent capacity, which is good. That's great. Yeah, for whatever, a day. But typically it's like a super, super crowded. I hate how crowded it is.

But it was good, yeah. Bossy's there right now. What? Bossy's at Disney right now. I saw his digs. He's staying in a nice place. I know, his best friend little birthday party and then they I guess on the app the girl that I was with she was looking at the app it was like two rides were closed which sucked but when we got there they're actually still open so that was

awesome. That's cool. You should always use that as a regular Disney goer. Yeah. Use that app. It sucks when you get there it's like Compton Mansions closed. You're like, that's what they said. So, that's one of her favorite rides and it was closed. My favorite. And then we were there and it's open. So, it was awesome. So, this guy is making waves on Sports Center because he's a college wrestler and he says that he could beat Alex Pereira. If he's a college wrestler. Well, that wouldn't get it done. Hold on. No, no. Let's listen to him.

No, that's not enough to get it done. That's him. That's not him. You can beat up if you got a full camp to prepare. All right, so, and I'm being honest here, it is 100% Alex Pereira because that guy is, and if anyone knows how to wrestle against him, I'm a collegiate wrestler. If anyone knows how to wrestle against him, it's over. I understand you can knock you out with any punches but if you look at

people that try to take him down people take him down with ease because I don't he doesn't know anything about wrestling and he won't be the champ much longer at 205 if he gets a wrestler in there. Who's like one UFC fighter you think? What do you think about that Brendan? Brian? I would say that uh, maybe a college wrestler was a college wrestler. And I don't know what that means. It could mean that he wrestled a couple of years in college. He's not an Oklahoma, you know, high level D1 wrestler. Also in, in 2025, even if he was D1 Iowa wrestler, that's not enough to beat Alex.

Well, you can get them down probably. Right. It's, it's just not enough. No, you're going to get knocked out. He, his can get him down probably right? It's just not enough. No, you're gonna knocked out Yeah, I was gonna say entry his entry of MMA like those spacing the entry. He's not gonna have it He's gonna shoot wide open. Yeah, and Alex has trained MMA long enough where that's not gonna get it He's gonna catch a need of the can't just be a wrestler and beat these top-level guys anymore. It's not fucking 2004 I was gonna say that that guy's never, you'd get head kicked so fucking fast. His fat ass, we get knocked up.

He's never, he's never dealt, felt a guy like Alex. Alex is a high level athlete and a pro athlete and a fighter for many, many years. You know how much better Bo Nikolas than this guy at wrestling. Amazing. Bo is struggling right now in the UFC like struggling. He won but he's not passing the bar in flying colors. It takes a lot to get to. It takes a long time. These are the best of the best. And just because you're so dominant at wrestling it's just not enough these days. It's not. Because if that was the case then you every collegiate wrestler just go to the UFC

and make millions. That guy right there too. That guy hasn't wrestled in 10 years. He would gas out. That guy right there too. That guy has a wrestling tenure. He would gas out in about one minute. That guy has not done anything active in 10 years. He's out of breath from walking the steps to the UFC arena. He might be very strong. Sir, sir, the only thing you're fighting is KFC. He's not fighting the UFC. He's just saying if he had to choose a guy, he'd choose a guy who has no wrestling. The mistake he's also making is Alex Piera has wrestling. No, Alex Piera has anti-wrestling. He's got anti-wrestling. That's a good who has no wrestling. Well, the mistake he's also making is Alex Piera has wrestling. No, Alex Piera has anti-wrestling. Alex, he has anti-wrestling. That's a good point.

And he's also been doing it because you know what? It's his job. So he's been anti-wrestling and wrestling. That's what people don't understand. It's your job. And three years, four years goes a long way with a guy like that. A long way. A long, long way.

What else you got? That's ridiculous. I can't believe you spent post that. Yeah. This is so weird. Have you seen the latest though? So no, but I mean, look up the latest though. You need the latest where we get into it. Carbon monoxide. No, no, no. Announce what it is. So people that are listening can understand what's going on. So it's Gene Hackman. Yeah, it's Gene Hackman. His wife, dog and him were found dead in the home. Two other dogs were found on. Oh, sorry. Gene Hackman. It's Gene Hackman. His wife, dog, and him were found dead in the home.

Two other dogs were found alive. And the wife was mummified. They've been dead for a hot fucking second. A week, a week, right? Yeah. Dude. Yeah, I read it was carbon monoxide. They don't know what it is, because they also found pills, prescription pills.

We'll see. I mean, he was 95. Lived a great life. He wasived a great was 95. She was 67 She was held 67 It might be also that she kind of like he died then she took her life with the pills Yeah, and then took the dog out to him. Yeah He was Chris goes Chris so silly cuz we he posted this to me right he sends it to me Sorry, sorry.

See scattered pills were found near her body. It's very possible. He died and she was like fucking on my mind. Yeah, that's probably. But then it probably not carbon monoxide if that's the case. Cause then it would all died. Yeah. Chris goes, if I was Gene Hackman,

I would went out with a joke and wrote a note on the dog. Said I did it. Couldn't take it anymore. What? Say that again? Chris is like, I would have blamed it on the dog. I would have wrote a note and like the dog did it couldn't take it anymore What say that again Chris like I would have blamed on the dog I would have wrote a note and like the dog did it he couldn't take it anymore. So stupid Yeah Next one once it all three of them are dead like what and no foul play

Nice one five though Yeah, that was weird. Um, this one really annoys me. That Billy McFarlane guy with the whole fire fest is back and saying, oh, we're doing another one. Dude, you gotta, you gotta admire him. Never say never. Went to jail, comes back for, he's gonna go, I'm gonna do this. Holy shit, Elon had another kid recently? Yeah, remember?

The 14th kid? No, this is a different woman. Oh, that's a different one. I remember the 13th one. The 13 was two weeks ago for Valentine's day. Yeah. Hot reporter. Yes. And then this is a different with Shibion. 14 kids. Oh, that's wow.

Well, just crazy eyes. Yeah. Like Billy Eilish. Look at the cuties. That's her? No, no, that's the first one. No, not the first. No, no, she was 13. 13. And that's hey, that's 14 that we know about kids. Yeah. All right, well, that's cool. He wants to do it. Let him do it. Yeah.

Who's that? You're not gonna, no, don't, keep going, Jim. Yeah, I saw it too. I saw it too, I saw it too, I saw it. All right, so you wanna close us out? This guy is trying to do it again. He went to jail for this. He's very confidently saying,

we're gonna sell them for thousands of dollars and I'm not even gonna tell you who's performing. On the same island? You know what? I don't even... They probably said to him, look, we can get this going. You got a lot of buzz. It's kind of like you got buzz. It's not a bad idea. Just try and redeem yourself. Who the fuck is paying for that?

That was not good food though. They had two pieces of cheese in that. Two pieces of cheese and a fucking salad? Yeah. Well, he's probably got money behind it. People are like, you know what, actually, we can jump on this. We use the marketing. Yeah. Donnie, would you go to Fryfest 2 and eat that sandwich?

Hey, did you hear Drake's song? Clapping back, quote unquote. Okay, we'll get to Drake in a second. quote unquote. Okay. Another fucking stupid whale. We'll get to Drake in a second. This cannot be real. So this video is all over the internet. People are saying it's AI.

Some people are saying no, it's real. I can't tell. That's AI. That's AI. Yeah, there's no way this is real. I don't know. Hey, hey, hold on. This guy's coming goes, the video is actually true.

I was there on the whale. I think that's fake. No, it's totally fake. But I mean, damn, AI is getting so much better now. I don't know. That's fake. I do know. It's so fake.

I don't know the way whales work. But yeah, everyone is debating. They don't work that way, Samus. But I'm saying just the, it's so good. They don't put an entire boat in their mouth. No, because they would die. Yeah. They can't digest a boat. I'm saying just the, it's so good. They don't put an entire boat in their mouth. No, cause they would die. They can't digest the boat. I'm the whale.

That video's true actually, I was there, I'm the whale. Some other guy said something like that, he was like, I was the lamp in this. It's very good, I'm the whale, it's true. And then last but not least guys, the Oscars were last night. And you just mentioned Drake, so halfway through the show, Conan O'Brien And then last but not least guys the Oscars were last night Drake's so halfway through the show Conan O'Brien took a little jab at Drake. Can we play the clip?

It's you go oh I understand why you're Drake you gotta listen to it There's ads so just do it when I heard Drake's song, I went, you are a badass. I was like, oh, you woke up a giant here. I see why Drake is so successful. A little late, but yeah. He's still the number one streamer of all time. Oh, dude, but I want you to hear a song and tell me what you think. This one? Yeah. Well, we're halfway through the show.

Which means it's time for Kendrick Lamar to come out and call Drake a pedophile. Don't worry, I'm lawyer'd up anyway. Cody's the best. He is the best. So you got Drake's new song, I want Brennan to hear it, I want to get your take on it. There's a rumor that the Drake-Kendrick beef is all fake. Yeah it doesn't make sense. I don't think so.

It's based off one record that you did with J. Cole. It's so weird. I don't think you fuck with all that pedophile stuff. Nobody fucks with that. Yeah, the pedophile stuff's too much. Yeah. What's it called, Brian? I don't know, but it's his newest song.

And I was like, that's fucking great. Do we know it's a real song, Brian? Oh, no. No, it's good. Did you get a dude? Did you get God again? No, no. Drake released an album recently, but I don't think there's a response to Kendrick.

It's not, give me a hugs is biggest hit off the new album. No, I'm gonna go on news and say, Drake, this is your album, some sexy songs for you. Yeah, it's not like a beef. It's, oh, come. Let's try this. You know what, he's staying in touch with. It's so good though.

Yeah, it's AI, buddy. I don't think so. I do. Cause that's what I saw on New York Times. I don't know. Let's see. Tell me if this is the one, Brian. After the ads. It was, I was like, This is it?

I don't know. That's a real song though, Chin. Two weeks ago. it's another line. Yeah. Ryan Gad, dude. Where did you hear it, Ryan? On, the guy said, Drake is back, he was listening to it. It's Instagram, huh?

Yeah. Yeah, no. No. No. There's no way, because it was so good. I know, and Conor McGregor's Popeye, buddy. What else you got? Oh my God.

What? Don't waste our time. Come on. There's no way. I don't want to waste your fingers either, Tim. There's no fucking way. That's all right. My fingers. That's all right.

Did I get? Did I get taken? This is five days ago. Is this it? It's absolutely not. You know what? Kendrick Lamar sued YouTube and had it taken down. That's it.

There it is. So this isn't even Drake. Okay? I mean maybe you pop Sandor. Oh my lord. I am. I got got. It's okay, Bri.

It was such a good song. I was like damn. When you find a bride, next episode. You should listen to that at the theater when Connor plays Popeye It's alright, how did I get that was oh cuz you're 60 but AI is good because it was a good rap 60 You don't think I would know about this. Oh My lord, right when he said you hear the new Drake's I went yes

Yeah, oh no, I haven't. What is it? Oh, is it the Kendrick? Damn it. As far as your stuff? Yeah. I think I have some stuff. Hold on.

Let me see. We are, okay, maybe a couple more. La la la la la la. This I thought was very fascinating, in a bad way, fascinating. So I don't know how much of this is true, but this is someone that put together like a montage of Justin Bieber being basically abused. Man, must've been tough for him, all that money. It was Kingi Perry who apparently.

Hold on, let's refresh that. Little American Idol's coming back. Favorite show. Carrie Underwood, do judge. Wow. I feel violated right now Wow ay ay ay ay ay you have to be naked on stage during one full song one full song answer Justin Bieber I have like little girl fans I can't go

imagine there was no more fever. I have like little girl fans. I can't go. You smell amazing. How old are you? Thank you. How old are you? I'm 16. I'll be 17 in like two weeks. Ever remember smelling that good at 16? Wow. That is so, yeah that's tough. It was Katy Perry who apparently wanted to know what a beaver butt felt like. She can do that to me anytime. Canadian high school. That makes me feel uncomfortable. I was Canadian in high school. Just with you. Come on, let's do it together.

That makes me feel uncomfortable. That must feel so weird to be that skinny and little. I just want to protect her, you know? I don't want her to go through anything I went through. I don't wish that upon anybody. So it's basically like... Yeah, looking back at this stuff, it's like they did too much. He was a little young kid, and then people were just like a little too much.

They're going to use you as a prop. So anyway. Such a sweetheart. I met him when he was 17. He was at the lab. Such a sweet guy. But, but you know, like he was also, he was also a rather small person. He's not a large person.

You get man head. It should have mattered on his size though. But he also, like if his dad was a proper dad, like you think you're gonna wanna do that to my kid? But when you and I would do, when you and I would do like our shows, and people would come up, it's very interesting to watch how men will,

if you're not that big, you're my size, they'll grab you. They, they, they touch you. They don't touch you. No. They don't do that to you. It's a different thing. They're not gonna, they know right away, they're not gonna be able to touch you. They don't touch you. They don't do that to you. It's a different thing. They're not going to, they know right away they're not going to be able to grab you.

Because when you're, when you have certain fans, it's all good, but when you're a certain size and the guy's bigger, they like to, they like to kind of grab you. The poser size, yeah. This is a natural thing. It's affectionate, but you're getting pushed around and squeezed and grabbed.

You don't have that problem. I remember that. No one's touching me. Because it's a little tiring after a while. You're like, people are like, how you doing, man? You know, they're like, oh, the giant. I don't want to do that. Yeah.

Yeah. He just needs a better dad. Like, no one touches Mike. I think that happened so quick, Bubba. It's like, his dad probably wasn't there. No, he had a shitty dad. Dad probably wasn't even there, right? Just like, you're on stage.

That means he's a shitty dad then. Yeah. No, he had a shitty dad. That probably wasn't even there, right? Just like you're on stage. So that means you're on stage. Yeah. No, he's had issues. His dad was in his life for most of it. He got famous. Oh, I got it. Um, so I don't know where this is, but me and Sonal has had the same current event on this one.

Just this apparently is the luckiest woman out there. Hold on. Look, can't use that audio, but so. Look at that. A card narrowly misses this girl. She's just walking through. Dude. Oh my God.

Mike, just do this. Just do this right here. Just make the sign across on your body. And now remember we're talking about airplanes crashing. Another airplane. But this one was a close one But this should never have happened. Hey, I could care less about planes. But why did that actress the the Michelle? What she died for that was like a mysterious death to you. I think it's suicide when they say it's undetermined I loved her in road trip. I don't remember or your your own your own

Scotty doesn't know from Matt Damon. I'm here with the story. Good morning, Aaron. Good morning to you, George. Michelle Trachtenberg has been on our show. She was gorgeous. She was a kid. She played cute.

She played catty. And now we all want to know. She played cute. She played catty. This morning, a search for answers after actress Michelle Trachtenberg's unexpected death, the 39-year-old known for her roles on Gossip Girl. I was just wondering if you had the chance

to check Gossip Girl recently. And Buffy the vampire slayer. Hello. Police sources tell ABC News her mother found Trachtenberg unconscious and unresponsive inside the actress's New York City apartment just after eight Wednesday morning. I own, hold on, I own an apartment in that building. No, you don't. Really? I've been there. I own an apartment in that building. No, I've been there. I own an apartment in that building. That's kind of crazy.

You're gonna sell it? I did sell it. I shouldn't have sold it. Was it the one I went to? Where we stayed when we went to New York? No, I bought that. I bought it, oh god, 29 years ago. Wish you still had it. So I guess people are upset because the Oscars didn't Oh God, 29 years ago. Wow. Wish she still had it. So I guess people are upset because the Oscars didn't mention her. Wow, really? Yeah. In their memoriam.

Well, it just happened too, so they put these memoriums like way before, maybe that. The big part was Gene Hackman and Morgan Freeman was paying tribute to him, I guess. But yeah. Okay, well if they fit Gene in, they probably fit her. But so we assume suicide, right? I think so. Yeah, that's terrible. She's so gorgeous too.

Yeah. I bet you'd feel a little different if they sat her next to you on the plane, even though she's dead. Maybe. Could have been drugs. I don't know. Yeah, fentanyl.

Is that it, Jean? That's it. That's it. Well, that was fun. Can I ask you a question before we end it? What? These wildfires in Los Angeles. Is there more?

What's going on? I like that Gavin Newsom has now decided that he wants to make a presidential run, knows that he's got big problems with that. California's got problems with wildfires. So he's going to have a podcast where he's gonna have MAGA people on to see where they're quote unquote coming from. So that's interesting. Either way, Batavia, Illinois, March 6th, 7th, 8th,

I will be at the Comedy Vault this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Portland, Oregon at Helium March 13th, 14th, 15th, I'm pumped about that. Las Vegas, Wise Guys, March 21, 22. What about March 19? March 19th. March 19th, ladies and gentlemen.

My B-day's on 18th. Daddy gonna be at the Venice West. And what's that, Bubba? My B-day's before. Oh, there you go. I don't know why Torrance, California says I'm there April 6th. Oh, yes.

April 6th. April 6th. April 6th. I'll be there too. I'll be there too. At the end, Torrance California says I'm there April 6th. Oh yes, April 6th. I'll be there too. I'll be there too. At the end, Torrance California, get your tickets at the end. I'm pumped. And then there we have it.

All right kids, love you. This is The Viner Kid, we're out.