The Fighter & The Kid - UFC 313 was the Worst Card in a HOT Second | TFATK Ep. 1070

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

The boys are back to recap UFC 313 Magomed Ankalaev vs Alex Pereira and discuss why this was the worst UFC card Brendan has ever witnessed in a while, the build up to UFC 314 Brendan and Bryan potentially competing in car jiu jitsu, current events around the world including Stylebender's ex having to pay half her savings to Israel in a court case, a naked woman on a plane, Kanye West claiming he was messaging with Joe Rogan and Rogan calling him out for being incorrect, incredible AI work from JunkBoxAi and much more! Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ TikTok - Learn more about TikTok’s contribution to the U.S. economy at https://tiktokeconomicimpact.com/ Magic Mind - http://magicmind.com/ JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscription

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid I want to jump right in Oh let's jump in buddy First of all Where were you this weekend? I was in, oh dude, I'm in Batavia, Illinois Is that a real place?

Now you hear that, and it's an hour and ten minutes outside of Chicago So you fly into Chicago all here? It was fucking fantastic The club was good? Dude, the Comedy Vault Sold out almost four out of my five shows Love it It was Chicago. Oh, yeah fantastic. The club was good the comedy vault Sold out almost four out of my five shows of it really really actually four because it was so packed And it was just wasn't that it was like the town itself Chicago such a metropolis and when you're there an hour out I was staying in Naperville. Well, I like the suburbs. It's so wealthy. Is it better in Schomburg?

Chumburg stuff Schomburg, I love the club. I love the club. Great club, huge club. Yeah. Love it. But Schomburg is as a city. Come on. Now Naperville, sir. Naperville. I like the name Naperville. I stay at the Indigo hotel. Unbelievable hotel. Naperville, I'm looking around going, what's going on? There's a river running through it. It's a very wealthy suburb, like top

50 in the country. Very, yeah, very white. I was making that, there it is. I'm staying there. Oh wow. Oh yeah. And by the way, by the way, I walk in and there's a, there's a place called, there you go. Oh wow. There you go. There you go. Thank you. Looks like Pleasantville.

And it sure is. And it sure is. Ducks and you walk along the river. It's fantastic. No one's shooting each other? Nobody. It's fantastic. I walk into Sparrow Coffee. Cold though? No, it wasn't. It was like 40, 50 degrees, 50 degrees. What a treat. And in the sun it was probably 55, 60. So, I

walk into Sparrow Coffee and well, they said, would you like to try the Uganda washed bean? It's got a lot of chocolate to it. You got some trans made in the cappuccino? You know. Out there? Oh really? Even greener out there?

It's not that. It's just that people who are in good coffee shops are going to have, they're going to be... They're going to have a different playlist than us. They're not going to be as strong an athletic as you are. Let's put it that way. Right? They're not into trucks.

They might be into scooters. So lovely young man there, and I look at them come out with, and now remember, please understand I'm European, remember to understand I'm a little French in me, a little French. And they wheel out a tray of croissants and pain au chocolat and donuts and double chocolate chip cookies. And I go, I look at it, but I look at the croissants. Now to make croissants properly takes a day, sometimes more because they're layering everyone.

Yeah. That's why you don't get them. That's why it's so hard to get. And I, I. Pillsbury makes a fine one. Oh yeah. Well, I grabbed myself one of those croissants and I went, well, this is the best croissant

I've ever had and it's better than I've had in France. So I'm in Naperville. Weird. What's going on? Then I get my washed bean, you got it. I don't know what the fuck that means. I'm like, this is ridiculous. And then I ordered the avocado toast and a ham sandwich because I'm a little fucking

crazy. And it's all nice and it turns out that the chef is a Michelin star Winner Wow, and he's back there making breakfast and I was like, well, this is the best shit I've ever had So that was my experience and then the comedy vault is an old-school comedy club That's every bit as good never never or heard of I was depressed. I was like, oh, there I am out in Batavia. I know. It was such a pleasant surprise. I got it as my top, in my top five clubs, period.

Wow. Just a real comedy club. Wow. Real comedy club. It was a bank. In Springfield, that blue room's great. Yes it is. It's like a little hidden.

I'm doing that in April. It's great. I love it. That city's great. That's when you start seeing America. When you start going to those suburbs. And you don't realize there's some great little suburbs. And you're like, Jesus, what am I doing with my life? And then you get there like, oh wow.

It's a little village. Yeah. People are happy. Happy. Not killing each other. Coming out there to laugh their ass off is great. It was fucking great, man. No one's confused by their pronouns out there.

No. No. In fact, I would- No one's trying to put their dick in dude's mouth well you know what what you know the major cities they're doing that these days well the major cities that you know how do you know the suburb doesn't have some guy on guy no not out there man it's roundup on okay okay that goes underground yeah oh yeah yeah it goes underground so it's nice huh yeah it's hidden, guys. It goes underground. So it's nice, huh? Yeah, it's really nice.

Were you able to watch the UFC or no? I sure was. Now, I'll be honest. My app was down. I only watched the last three. Well, so this is interesting. The ESPN app was down all the way through the Middle East. I mean the Midwest.

Middle East. Middle East and the Midwest. It didn't work for me either. First time ever. It didn't work for me either. So ever. It didn't work for me either. So the young men that I was with, they illegally streamed it. Yeah. I watched half of it on TikTok and then I got on UFC Fight Path eventually, but it was a disaster.

I don't know if they were illegally streaming it, but it was... Oh, no, they weren't. They weren't. Yeah, that's fine. But also, they left us no choice. Okay. What was crazy is that the feed, they left us no choice. Okay. What was crazy is that the feed, the comments, were all essentially one version after another of Kill the Jews.

What? Even on there? Yeah. We were all like, what is going on here? It was like nuts. But were you watching it live on them, a bloodsarians feed? It might've been, no. No, it was like some, but it might've been because it was like all this Muslims fighting. Oh, because you're on nazi.com. Well, it might've been just- it was like some but it might have been because it's

it was like oh oh you're on nazi.com well it might have been just not nazis people who are like from muslim countries maybe i don't know what it was but it was over the top dude to the point where we had to shut it off because it was the sideshow to the fights i was like what is going on here because all the comments were popping up it was was crazy. Forget all that. Your take on Poitain and Uncle Ike. We always knew Uncle Ike was kind of the boogey man, the big test. Yeah, not really. I had Alex 1-3 and 5, but he fought terrible. He was so scared of the takedown, he didn't fight his fight.

Defended 11 for 11 takedowns. Even took him down with that trip. But he's just too terrified of the takedown, so he didn't fight his fight. Is that what it was? He wouldn't press forward? I hate when guys do this. I fucking, it's my number one pet peeve when you're at a world championship level and you're fighting a guy who's good at one thing and you focus on that instead of doing what you

do, this is what you get. I still have him win the fight. I think they're going to rematch immediately like in junior's line. He's going to starch him. I think, I'd say what- Remember too, to Alex's credit, I mean, also, and Clive, he did what he does. Rugged man, rugged man. Yeah, he's tough as they come. So kudos to him. But in that rematch, I think Alex beats him,

but I just, you got to remember Alex is super green. He doesn't have a lot of experience. This is the first fight he fought, a complete fighter, and he was so, for whatever reason, terrified of the takedown. So 15%, maybe 13% of his punches and kicks went to the head, 13%, you expect to knock a guy out that level throwing 13% of your punches to the head. You're not going to finish him. No.

But I still had him winning. 135. So I think the second. One, three, five. I think the second fight now, now Polatons not afraid of that take down. Now he knows he can defend. Why would you be scared in the first place? The guy has never had a submission his career. What the fuck are you so scared of?

Bite down your mouthpiece. Do your thing, dude. Just bang. Don't bang, but pick your spots. You can sit down on your shots, man. If he can take it down, oh no. He's not Khabib, he's not Makachev, he's not a light heavyweight Makachev.

Fucking, what are you doing, dude? But again, he's super green, so you gotta give him some leeway there. So fresh. Worst card in a hot fucking second, too. Yeah. That fucking, even though I was watching on the the dark web that thing was fucking terrible, dude That Amanda limos fight fuck you, dude. You're fuck you Brian

You're telling me those are the two most Technical and talented fighters that have in the office. Fuck you, dude That shit was atrocious. That makes you want them to have a WNBA league, like Invicta, women's only, and then men's league. Fuck you. You charged me $80 and you put that garbage on the fucking main event? Those two did nothing.

My two kids were wrestling and that was more exciting. And better technique. Your take on Mauricio Ruffi and... Oh, I'm glad you asked. I fucking missed it, Brian. wrestling or that was more exciting. You're better tech. Your take on Mauricio Ruffi and that. Oh, I'm glad you asked. I fucking missed it, Brian. Cause our stream wouldn't fucking work. So I was grilling hot dogs and hamburgers for the family. I'm like, where's what's going on here?

And Jones, I can't figure it out. So I missed that Casey has to fucking film it off his phone and show it to me. Did you see it? Hell of a kick. I think I just saw the wheel kick. Either way. Either way. Yeah. People change their just saw the wheel kick. Either way. Either way. Yeah.

People change their minds. Oh yeah. Back and forth. Either way that card was fucking trash. And you'll see some trouble man. Well. Hey name their big start. Go.

Well that's what I was going to say. Go. Who we love. Belong. Love Belong. Love him. I love him. Fantastic. Who? And Clive? how many pay-per-views selling to his mom and his uncle?

Who else? Who you want? Pantoja 135. We don't give a fuck. 125. Who else you got? Marab? Nah, not happening. What if Marab's becoming a star? Excuse me, sir. No, we're talking about pay-per-view stars, bud.

And nobody's tuning in. Nobody. Who else you got? At middleweight, DDP has a chance. He's probably the most exciting. Makachev is probably the most exciting. Makachev. Makachev is probably their biggest star. Yeah.

Piero's still their most like pay-per-view guy, but Makachev's their biggest star pound for pound. And you know, he's exciting. He's the one daggy that's exciting. It's going to be an all-daggy Palestinian Chichenny possibly. Listen, it's just- You know what it is? Islam. Yeah. But You know what it is? Islam.

Yeah, but you know what it is? America's just not focused on fighting anymore. Or Allah's stronger than everybody else. You shut your whore mouth. Well it's interesting... You daddy sucking piece of shit. No, but people have been talking about how it's all going to be mostly Muslim, Russian... That's all they do.

No, I'm saying that from a marketing standpoint for Americans, Americans tend to be like, well, that guy doesn't speak English. Well, it comes from a very different culture. Yeah. We're not watching. They want some Americans in there. Yeah. Yeah, we do. John Jones. He has won at best if he ever comes back. They're in some trouble. They're in a little bit of trouble.

It's also why there's more international fights now. Dana's just bro, get off that dude's nuts in the middle East. I know he has an open. Oh my God. Turkey represents the house of Saoud for sports and entertainment. So you're talking about crazy money. So he's just, which are just going to, you're just going to burn the market. It just fuck America. Well, he was like, listen, let's do some boxing. We can do a lot of stuff. Oh no, just, which are just going to, you're just going to burn the market here. Just fuck America. Well, he was like, listen, let's do some boxing.

We can do a lot of stuff. Oh no, no, let's do boxing and I'll make all, all your people champ. Okay. Just fuck America then. Well, it's just fucked America. I've got to step up and start competing with the daggies and you know, so thanks. You got it. Fighting styles. You got to it's all. Thanks.

You got it. Fighting styles. You gotta compete with that. Got to compete with that. Well, you know what? That grind, that grind them to the ground fighting style is a yeah. But who is it grinding to the ground fighting style and Clive doesn't mock chip doesn't.

No, they're, they're, they're exciting. They're exciting fighters. Who's the most exciting fighter? They're most exciting probably. Islam. Outside Islam. Who? Ankhlyev? No I would say I really like the way who is not the champion but Usman fights. Umar Magomedov. Good striking. I like the way actually I think the way our boy Marab fights is fun. I like Marab. Yeah. yeah yeah but I know you mean he's not a finisher though you're not you're not selling paper use off that we we like it we're the we're the exception we like it yeah but we're not well there's no we need it it's a

disaster it is right they're dying for a Connor they're dying for a disaster and also they're not talkers they're not like we don't have anybody they're not talkers. They're not like. We don't have anybody. They're not talkers. They just get their job done. They're soldiers. They come in, they're like, I train. That's all they care about. They don't care about your Instagram. I'm going to pray five times a day.

I'm going to train, I'm going to sleep, and I'm going to eat. That's it. Yeah. And we want the bad boys. We want the Irish. We want the Ian Machado-Garris. We want all that kind of.

Yes, the entertaining guys. Mike Lee. Shavkat's right. Not Shavkat. Hamzat's right. He's entertaining. He'll talk some shit. He's a finisher for the most part. Yeah Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I Don't I hope DDP beats all of them DDP is going to have his

Tell him not to go up to 205. Well, Homs and DDP are fighting there. Yeah. And you got DDP in that? Yes. Because he's just so big or what? Uh, I, I just don't trust Homs. I passed the second round. Take a little break.

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Progressive casual insurance company affiliates potential savings will vary not available in all States progressive. Let's get back to the program. And DDP gets stronger. He's so rugged. I told you, I tried to tell you how big he is. Big boy. How he gets out of 85. And his mentality is just as he's his mentality. I'm a claimant as American.

I'll take what I can. Just like that. I claim he's a beast. Um, I think, I think that Ch. I'll take what I can. Just like that? I'll claim him. He's a beast. I think that Chamayev is his biggest test. Oh, for sure. It's a tough fight. Especially he needs to get out of those first two rounds. But after that, it's all a DDP. If he beats Chamayev, he then goes to... 205.

But that's a great fight. That's a great fight. Great fight. He's got his hand over there. Stylistically, too, that's fun. Because they both come forward. That's fun. That's a fun fight. Great. He's got his hand. Stylistically too, that's fun. Because they both come forward. That's fun. That's a fun fight. Yeah. Oh, it's all a disaster. And then ESPN plus not fucking work. And I just, and then I tore my bicep. I told you. Lifting a Hummer.

Our tires. First time you've been injured. I've ever met you. Yeah. All the fighting you did. I know, I know. I was being a dumb ass. I was in the shop and the three other three tires I exchanged all right, took them on and off and I was at a weird angle. I figured I could do it with one arm because I'm bam bam and my bicep went not today and it's cold out here. And the pop was just man. And that's and that's what happens as you get older. I don't know if it was an old thing. No matter what kind of shape you're in as you get older you no matter what kind of shape you're in, as you get older, you will be in a position

where your tendons and everything else is just a little bit more. Fragile. Yeah, it's easier to pull. But then also I put on muscle too, so the tendons are like, hey bud. Look, as a guy, exactly, and your tendons don't necessarily get stronger.

No. So you're moving a lot of weight. I was bench pressing 50 pounds in each hand, and my trainer said to me, he's 68, and he goes, that's good for you. I know you can go heavier, don't. I go, why? He goes, because any heavier,

and I promise eventually something's gonna, you're gonna just, you know. So that's how long you've been doing it. Sure, but how you work out and how you do it is how you warm up when you're 58, I promise 58 maybe it's weird yeah I gotta warm up properly I don't warm up never have yeah ever and you'll have that'll change I don't think so it'll change in that with the warm I guess the warm-up to me is lightweight running two miles yeah that's my warm-up but I'm not like stretching and no

actually running running is a great warm-up yeah I run also also your body's totally warm by then. And then you probably go, you start a little bit lighter, then you finish. Yeah, that's a warm up. You've been doing it, right? Oh yeah. I've been doing it right. I've just been injecting my bicep with peptides like it's, look at fucking AIDS, man.

Just injecting all day. Popping it in. Did you go to the doctor? A general doctor? How do you? It's not a full terror you just I would know if it's full tear Yeah, if it's full you can't even but if you rolled way up Okay, so if it's tear though, will it will it won't be attached though? So you may have to have a reattach, you know, the only a complete tear you have that really? Yeah There's a lot of guys that deal with this and it just feel like this so it'll look like that

Yeah, so the muscle will be up there. Yeah Can you have it pull down if you don't have surgery like a hoe? That's a lot though, right? Yeah, I'm not doing all that it might not cut me might make her arm weaker and compromised now to tear more now I'll be fine. You sure she wants it heals, especially with all the peptides. I'll be good How about Robbie Lawler getting inducted in the Hall of Fame? I know, he started crying, God bless him. He has a torn bicep. His is a tough one to tear.

He did lower part, which is the most rare. It's crazy, man, getting that pop in that fucking... Oh, it's so loud when it pops, too. Gross. Yeah, it wasn't cool. His looks weird That's nuts, that's not great Well, it's gonna happen something's gonna pop happens

Especially you're ever seen Joe Namath walking down the street on Columbus Avenue in New York and He couldn't look more crippled. Oh, I bet from all those years of pull this hamstring, it rolled all the way up. And this is bad. Oh, yeah. Hammies are bad. Fuck. It's not good.

Unbelievable. Not good, pal. What else is going on in the world? You know, people hating each other as usual fighting, right? You know, there was some talk back between Uncle Ive and Pera that people think it was scored wrong and there's this video that's kind of circulating right now of Dana White

like asking for the scorecards and he looks pretty upset. Oh, it's right after, that's how I knew Uncle Ive won. Cause they're about to announce it and Dave's talking to Bruce, which he always does when it's close like that. You see him go Really? Oh, yeah. Well because also I think you got to take the belt away and I thought it was really close the fight I didn't see uncle I have too much. He didn't do a lot of damage. So for me I was like I was very surprised they gave it to him. I get it. I get why it's an old way that I'm with you

I'm traditional like that. Like you got to take from the champ if it's close you give to the defendant I think so if it's a close caught round you give it to the defendant champ, but that's not real That's not the way they score the fights and then defending 11 takedowns going 11 for 11 defending They don't take that consideration, which is a shame. Yeah, and then now it's just CDD fought to not get taken down That's it drives me nuts. Yeah, he's green. Yeah, I'm with you traditionally. I'm like dude got take from the down. That's it. Drives me nuts. But yeah, he's green. But I'm with you traditionally. I'm like, dude, you got to take from the champ. That's not real. That's a fake thing. This next card coming up with Patty Pimlet and, and, you know, well, there's a fight night that's fucking atrocious this Saturday,

but you're talking about the one in Miami. Yeah. But even before that, uh, March 22nd, I'm going to fight campaign with Joey Diaz, Eddie Bravo and Mr. Joseph Rogan. That one's stacked too. Which one? Edwards Brady. Oh wow. It's the UK card.

Brady's a rugged fella. That's a, that's a fun card. Oh, look at that. Yeah. Kevin Holland, Gunnar Nelson. Yeah. Molly, they always put on there. She needs to win.

Molly McCatton. Yeah. Kevin Holland, Gunnar Nelson. Yeah. Molly, they always put on there. She needs to win. Molly McCatton. Leroy Duncan's a savage. Shannon Bannon. Yeah, that'd be good. It's a good card. But the Miami one's fucking tasty. That's tasty.

Yeah. Miami's great. Bring me, bring me that Miami one. UFC 314. Volkonovsky, Lopez. This is a good fight. Patty Pimlett, Chandler's great. That's going to be what's your take on the Volkonovsky, Lopez fight.

Uh, I'm starting with, uh, Volkonovsky. He just has more ways to get it done. Let's see how his chin is though. That's all dependent on that. Patty Pimlett, Chandler's great. Bryce Mitchell, Silva. Boy, it's not a bad idea to put some money on Bryce Mitchell. Listen, I know he said some horrible shit and he's

this weirdo. Why is he going to have his hands full? Yeah. He's a funny guy like Bryce. Like I know Bryce is this weird conspiracy guy. Get all that. When it comes to fighting that motherfucker can fight.

He can fight. Silva has been taken down by way less qualified opponents. And Bryce has got something to say when it comes to Jiu JJitsu, right? And that's it. His striking's very terrible. Yeah.

But if he gets them down, it's going to be a problem. He's going to have his hands full. But those fight nerds are fucking crushing it right now. This is also awesome. Yeah. Your, uh, Patricio Pippel's on the, on the fucking prelims. What? That's weird. Danny, Jay, Sean Woodson, Neil. What is Jaira ranked right now? Patricio Pippel's on the on the fucking prelims what that's Danny gay Sean

what's in Neil what is your ear ranked right now he's high super I see on the prelims I mean hard to start stacked sometimes they do that to get a big pay-per-view right cuz they want yeah they want to lead up yeah they want people like oh that was great and I'm now I want to- 100% watching that. Oh yeah. Patricio Pipple in the UFC is going to be great. You know this Magic Mind has nano-encapsulation. Are you kidding me, dude?

So you know what that is? Just when I think you get any better? You get 80% more absorption. Yeah, here's number five, by the way. And he's number five. Number five. Damn. You didn't know that?

No, I did. I knew he was high. That's why I'm saying I was surprised he's number five. Damn. You didn't know that? No, I did. I knew he was high. That's why I'm saying I was surprised he's down there. But this has 20% more bioavailability and it's a sustained energy. You don't crash and burn energy. When you have nanoencapsulation, it's all this weird, it's a pharma grade delivery tech. So when you have this, they have the ability, I think to sort of like time release the ingredients, which is kind of cool. But what happens if I'm like, I don't want nano encapsulation. Oh then you can Now 80% of the ingredients are flushed out they're unused and when you have it when you have nano encapsulation, it's it's Released at a certain like over a period of time. Just when you didn't second one today

Yeah, that's my fourth just when he didn't think magic mind could get any better They got other magic minds coming down the pipe. I know you keep saying that every time we do it and we're waiting, you know Dropping eight ounce baby. You're not supposed to drink james says don't drink too. I'm like shut up. I'm drinking too. Who can't drink too James have four. I just like the taste james have four. Do something about it. I know. That's why my brain's so big. Oh, magicmind.com by the way, if you want to get some, it's great. We actually use it. And where you going next, B? Buddy, I'm going to be in Portland, Oregon at Helium in Portland, Oregon this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm excited about that. You got a voodoo, you can go to the KitKat club. Yep.

Then I got Las Vegas, March 21, 22 at Wise Guys. Then I got Philadelphia. Oh, you're all over. 28th, 29th, 30th. I'm excited. And then I got North Folk. And okay, April 4, 5. Okay.

All right. I didn't know. And then, yep, yep, yep, yep. And you have that Venice show. Oh, I got that Venice show November 19th at Venice West. November? No, I mean March 19th. March 19th, Venice West, come get some.

All proceeds go to charity. All, I'm giving all the money to charity, all of it. Awesome. Yeah. So come please, buy tickets please. It's going to be awesome. November 19th, Torrance. Yeah.

We'll splash a Biden. Yeah. That's all right, bud. Keep going up. Let me see where I'm going. I'm going to be in blue room. Springfield. I'll be there.

Uh, you know, we're going to home of the dots. Eugene, Oregon, may 15, 17, 16, 17. That's good. I love that. I'm excited. San Diego. All right. I was at a birthday pie for T after his baseball game.

They rented a video game truck. You ever seen these things? Uh-uh. It's a big RV they come basically it should be for strippers, but they make it for kids There's just TVs and lights. It's dark in there and then there's just like six big screens and they set up Video games so the kids just go in there and play Tigers never played Call of Duty which like one of the most famous games of all time and T goes dad come around cooking these kids I never played I'm like well, come on these kids. I go over and he's really good at it. So now he wants Call of Duty It's so violent. Oh, dude. Yeah, it's

Yeah, he loves it though. Yeah, and we try the greatest Maybe someone can fill me in cuz I'm not familiar with card Call of Duty cuz I'm old as fuck I play like Super Mario and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I tried downloading on PS5 I downloaded something they have to download all this other shit I don't have you ever done like what the soldiers and police officers use for getting ready You ever done that where you're sort of a simulation? Yeah, yeah, and then if you ever worn the electric the yeah, we're from your shotguns Oh my god, that'll get your heart going and you got to aim proper that calls duty games pretty fucking good

Yeah That's it. It's getting better. I'm cooking. Yeah. Well now you got VR VR I mean virtual reality are now you're dealing with a whole different level and you're playing other people with virtual reality Yeah, and then what's gonna happen? Sure reality is gonna get so good that we're gonna realize we're in a virtual reality. See what I'm saying I don't buy all that shit. I do I think we're all avatars

Why'd you go to that because I remember Brian had a video that he posted a while ago where you got shocked when you're doing the shooting and you really got shocked. Oh yeah. It hurt so bad because the people still go paintballing. I've never been. That's still a thing. There's like professional paintball leagues. Yeah.

It kind of hung out the window. Dude, I watched someone ESPN Ocho the other day. It was tire wrestling. Have you seen this? No. They do tire wrestling. They do car jiu jitsu. Oh yeah, I've seen car jiu jitsu. I forget the third one. Is it Tag? No, no. You know somebody wanted me to do car jiu jitsu against you? Do you know that? They were like, it'd be great. Why don't you guys go? I'll go, what are you, what are you? I was like, what? He goes,

you and Shob should do, get in a car and do, see who wins. And I went, I was like, you want me to start with my seatbelt on and go and try to fight Brennan in a car, in a car. I go, do you know, like, do you know much about him? Guy goes, you did, you used to train. Oh God. I started laughing so hard. I was like, dude, dude, that is the worst idea ever.

Don't it's, it'll be, how about you start? No, you start with no seatbelt on. It wouldn't matter. No, it'll be how about you start now you start with no seatbelt on it wouldn't matter It'd be so much fun though. It'd be fun, but it would it would like It would be no problem and obviously don't kill him just not kill him on TV. I'd kill him with the seatbelt. Yeah fine That's a you actually get hurt. I would get hurt I saw some guy uses the seatbelt to choke out the guy But then they did tire wrestling and you got a wrestle and that's whoever can dunk the other guy into the tire

Oh Tire wrestling tight like actual wrestling with like ships tires There's a stack of tires and the only way you win is by taking the guy place them in the fucking tire I don't like that We're watching entire is dad these guys professionals I'm like I mean they might begin paid is to throw your opponent into the tires You see so you basically awake to their exhausted dated on this event and I'm joined here by mark the hammer I'm a man UFC Hall of Famer Adam Kroll. Would you like to try this? No, this is the weirdest version of resting in this sport

The main goal is to throw your opponent into the tire got you legend even commentated on this event and I'm joined here by Mark the hammer Coleman UFC Hall of Famer would you like to try this but no dude how about the what the this black guy wins the card jitsu and the host gets in it was how you feel is man I realize how easy he didn't realize it well you know he's just you know feeling? I was, man, I realize how easy, he didn't realize, well, you know, he's just, you know, professionally media trained. He goes, man, I realize how easy it is to choke somebody on a car, I gotta start

robbing more people. And the guy's like, oh, okay. Just fucking take the mic. I gotta start robbing more people. Fuck. Yeah, that was some weird shit. A lot of ways to use your, whatever you're wearing. Uh-huh.

How you feeling Sinai's after the surgery? We're all good? Yeah, we're all good. Everything's great. Thanks for asking guys. You look refreshed. I should have called you, I didn't realize. Oh, it's okay.

Really, you're a bad guy. Yeah, I was like, I've been so busy. I checked in. Busy with this move and four kids. Yeah, Brian did. Yeah, the moves a lot. Brendan did check in. The moves a lot.

Yeah, I should have done that. The moves a lot, isn't it? The moves a lot, Brian did. Yeah, that moves a lot. Brendan did check in. That moves a lot. Yeah, I should have done that. It moves a lot, isn't it? It's all a lot. Yeah, it's just the transition phase. Traveling. It's just all that shit. It's just a lot of croissants. People don't believe you guys are doing it.

Really? They think we just sold our houses for the fuck of it? I'm telling you. We'll see. No, there won't be, we'll see. I'll see in Austin. Because you don't have a place to live. Right, I'll see in Austin. Because you'll have a place to live. Right. I'll see in Austin.

You have to. Yeah. How's your, Jim, how's it going over there for you in Texas? How's it going over there? Yeah. You looking at places in Texas? My brother's helping me out. We're going to probably look for stuff in mid-April just to look for like, you know, possible places to, because he wants to invest in properties. Yeah. So.

Oh, so he might buy a place and you live there? He's cool because he's going to support me if I want to get a spot. Like instead of me renting, and I'm always like throwing away money from rent. Yeah, paying somebody else's mortgage. Yeah, so basically he's saying, let's look for some spots.

Oh, that's cool. Like condos, you don't have to worry about the yard work or whatever. Yeah. And then just find something that he wants to, he always wants for some spots. That's cool. Condos, you don't have to worry about the yard work or whatever. And then just find something that he wants to, he always wants to do whatever I'm doing. Like he wants to be a part of it. So it's cool. My brother's awesome.

He's awesome. Yeah. That's awesome. So that's, that's in April, but that's like still, it's just around the corner. Oh yeah. Almost said in March here. I know.

I know. Why are you smiling like that? Cause I'm trying to figure out how we're going to do this podcast for the month that I'm in Austin. I know. I know. Why are you smiling like that? Because I'm trying to figure out how we're gonna do this podcast for the month that I'm in. Well, yeah. Austin. I know, so we'll talk about it after the show,

but like banking some episodes just to have things out there. But then also. Well, I just have to fly back, you know, periodically. Yeah, yeah. Like as in every Monday. When are you moving? As in every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Oh, March 20th.

Oh, no, for real? Yeah. Oh my gosh. I thought that's when you're- Brian acted fast. I mean, I- You- I mean- It just happened and then-

I don't know why you went so fast. Yeah, there's a lot of moving parts, man. I was like- Because- and Brian's also month to month. Like I have, you know, properties here on the site. Yeah, I was in. So, I was able to pick up and just kind of- I move next week.

I'm like, well, the rest of us don't. Yeah, it happened kind of quick. Yeah, you moved super fast. What are we going to do? Zoom you in? Brian walked into a house and was like, I'll take it. I was like, whoa. He came to Rogan like, I bought a house. Like, holy shit, that's fat.

You don't want to look at any others. No, we looked at everything. Yeah. Found it. You know. But when you know, you know. When I made the video for you, I was like, you should take a look at this house. Yeah. And I was know, but when you know, you know, I made the video for you I was like you should take a look at this house. Yeah, and I was like, maybe we should take a look at this house

You know, it's nice It'll be good. We'll figure that out. It's just that trans transition transition. We're transitioning Alright, Jim, what he got current events alrighty All righty. Take a little break here. Be what does a mechanic and auto shop owner in Georgia taco restaurant operator in Arizona, a life-saving medical innovator in Tennessee, all having common. They haven't come in.

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small businesses thrive on TikTok. Learn more about TikTok's contribution to the U S economy at TikTok economic impact.com. Okay. So I don't know if you guys heard about this, but Izzy's ex-girlfriend tried to take him to court and get half of his everything because they were together for like less than a year. Whatever. She's a bad person. Yeah, and she says she was owed it because she helped him get to where he is this past year.

But a judge basically said, we're going to flip the script on this because all of his finances are in his mom's name and said she has to pay for the legal fees. So about 500k is coming out of her she has to pay for the legal fees. So about 500 K is coming out of her pocket now to pay for his legal. What a stupid games you get. You win stupid. Plus to play scumbag games. When you're going to go after this, got this

fighter for his mic, you didn't do anything. What an awful person. You weren't in the gym shooting. I know. What a sociopath. Like they haven't even dated more than a year. Who the fuck do you think you are? That guy, that guy dedicated his whole life to becoming a champion. I would go hard in the pain if she was ugly, What a sociopath. They haven't even dated more than a year? Who the fuck do you think you are?

That guy dedicated his whole life to becoming a champion. I would go hard in the pain if she was ugly, but poor girl. Bring her up, let me see some pictures of her. She is very pretty, but also like, that's unbelievable. People can Google her. But obviously, hopefully she's okay.

But yeah, isn't that wild to me? I don't even know how she had the gall to ask for that. Well, she lost 500 grand, half her savings. Good luck in your, I mean, she's super hot to some guys that take some chances, but good luck in your next man. I'd like to know how she made all that money. Yeah, that was my thing. My guess is this might be a thing. She, my guess is- Well, hold on. They ordered her to pay pay 500 that doesn't mean she has 500 yeah it says half her savings no that's so apparently what whatever net worth is they're asking for half of how the fuck she have a million million that's probably probably hustling another i think so i don't know but that's my guess my guess is that that's that's somebody somebody who is made, this is not the first time they've tried to

steal money. Yeah. Because that's called stealing. Yeah, hot. What else you got, Jen? Okay, we got you. Beautiful woman. So Antonio Brown, who is just on the show, guys, is one of the confirmed performers at

Fyre Fest. Performing, oh, music. Yes. He was just on, we got him on, he's on Rogan. He's just on road. You've we got him out. He's on Rogan He's just on Rogan. He wore an army helmet. He goes why you were there goes cuz I'm at war with the liberals There and he wore an army helmet, yeah, let's check out the video. Yeah Y'all this a being I'll be performing at Fire Fest part two in Mexico make 30 He did be B square.

Make sure you put that shit on. He, he's a rapper guys. So I guess that's up. You want to go to, we got one. He performed and Tony Brown performs that summer smash. Going on that let's see his performance So they just taking pictures. Did you see Kanye post like a straight up KKK? Oh we have that one too. You want to go to that one? Yeah I would like to go to that. Like authentic. This is what he posted for Outfit of the Day. What is wrong with this guy? And you can just swipe over.

The shock factor thing I get, but... Yay. That's like an authentic. Why are you smiling like that? It's so crazy. Because he's so out of his mind. It's like, what exactly are you doing? I guess he's going so far, trolling so far to the right

that people are like, well, here's the outfit of the day. Just igniting immediate backlash. He's just, like, anything to stay relevant and trend. It's incredible. But you're doing it in the wrong way. Also, you have to buy that brand. Yeah, where do you buy that okay? He got 865 likes

865,000 likes let me say it again. He got 865,000 likes shit, oh boy All right, 55,000 comments. I was right. I'm reshared 96 I don't think he ever comes back from this like the do stuff what you're like, all right I don't know you need to come back. I just the do stuff, what you're like, all right. I don't know that you need to come back from it. I just, we live in a time. No, he wants to. But we live in a time where you can become your own industry doing this,

doing this weird trolling thing. Like you can actually just be just as famous so that you, somebody uses you. Somebody ends up- Logan Paul said it's a sizzle for their upcoming show, the Paul Brothers show, and they're asking about hate. He's like, hate, like, it's not about being liked, it's about being viral. Talked about viral. He's like about being viral.

Yeah. Like that's not. Who is it? Houdini said, good press, bad press, just spell my name right, that's all I care about. Houdini was the first guy to be really good with that. So I don't know. Good press, bad press, just spell my name right. That's all I care about. Houdini was the first guy to be really good with that. So I don't know. This is a...

It's like a KKK outfit though, son? You know, the thing it becomes after a while, you're kind of like... If you feel sorry for him? No, after a while, you can be so silly and so much this way that you realize that he is trying to fuck with you. Yeah.

Like is he, is he pro KKK? No. You know, I don't think. I mean, I just want to respond. It's just crazy. What can I do to get like the up whatever the, the, the shirt. And he's right. He wins at the end of the day.

Yeah. What? So here's another one for you. At the end of the day. Yeah. What? Nothing. Here's another one for you. So even Southwest Airlines isn't safe anymore, guys. A woman flying from Houston to Phoenix, what is that, like a 45 minute flight?

Yeah. Well, apparently as soon as she got on the plane, she said she wanted to get off and she just started taking her clothes off and running up and down the aisles. Quick question, attractive or the aisles question attractive or no, I'm not gonna answer that means watch the clip Yeah She clearly had a mental breakdown, huh? But were they were than the are that were they on the track for a hot second like yeah

They didn't get off the tarmac for how long it says they were on there for at least an hour I get it. No, in other words you're saying I freaked out before You didn't take all your clothes off, yeah, I'd take my dig out to start slapping everybody Make it off the ground turning back to the gate. Oh, she doesn't look bad It's all blurred started cursing at the flight crew At one point passengers say she tried to get inside the cockpit. Good evening and thanks so much for joining us for 12 News at 10. That guy's so disturbed but rock hard on the right. Oh my god.

Joining us tonight on Mark Curtis. The entire thing was caught on camera by another. He looks like Sherman Peabody. Go to that dog Sherman Peabody, Jen. Dude, Sherman Peabody. Go to that dog Sherman Peabody chin. Dude, Sherman Peabody, it's a cartoon. He looks just like him. Get ready. This kid?

Yeah. Looks like the dog. He looks like the dog. Looks like the dog. He looks like the dog with a mustache. Amazing. But I guess you guys, so she wasn't charged with anything and people are like, dude, you were running around naked

in front of kids. She's probably hot. She just lost her mind. She's a little crazy. I also get it when you're on that fucking, she had what's called a manic break. You never know what's going on with people's lives. Something horrible, she might just,

it might be just the final straw and she just couldn't deal with it. I wish we knew, I wish we had our knew. By the way, they don't press charges because a lot of times in these situations, the airline doesn't want to have to deal with what would be considered something like a court decision that says, this person suffers from claustrophobia and mania. They have a mental condition.

And you put them on the track for two hours because whatever. Yeah. And so she lost her the track for two hours because whatever. Yeah. And so she lost her mind and who wouldn't in this situation. And so all of a sudden it becomes bad press for their airline in a way.

It's like, how long were you on the tarmac? What was, you know, or you, you, you said you were going to take off now. You took off half hour late. Or Southwest just goes from hysteria. Yeah, we get it. Yeah. Or they, by the way, we get it.

It took way too long. You had to get your tits out. I get it. Yeah. Otherwise they got to pay for lawyers. It's like, Yeah, we get it. Yeah, or they, by the way. We get it, it took way too long. You had to get your tits out. I get it. Yeah, otherwise they gotta pay for lawyers. It's like, hey, you got naked, fuck it. They might ban you. You might not be able to fly on the airline. You think they charge it the same if it was a man?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think they care. Again, depends on his body. Like a giant dong. Yeah, they'd be like way more offensive. I'm getting really sick of people having excuses Like a giant dong. Yeah. It was going to be like way more offensive. I'm getting really sick of people having excuses for like acting out. Like, oh, you know, he's, he's so busy.

I just think some people are so good at phrasing. If I'm on there for two hours and some hot chick gets naked, I'm like, well, at least we got our entertainment. I don't know how hot that problem was. Unless it delayed the plane more. She looks like she was probably. It did delay the plane more. They had to go back to the gate. They were taxiing. Part of the problem was. Unless it delayed the plane more. She looks like she was probably. It did delay the plane more.

They had to go back to the gate. They were taxiing. She looked like she was probably around in her 40s and probably not really. Really? Then that's not fun. Well then it's sad. And plus we've done so many videos like this.

People take anti-anxiety or Ambien or something. Or they drink a lot because they don't want to freak out from the flight. Or mushrooms. Yeah, all that stuff. Thatch chin. And then they freak out. Microdose, yeah. And they're like, oh my God, I had no idea that happened.

No, it's your fault at the end of the day. Of course, 100%. You're growing a dog. I'm tired of giving people outs for everything. Yeah, well. No outs for this, I'm just saying like that's what people do. Remember that one lady shit on the middle of the plate? Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck it. Another guy did that. Yeah. Okay, well here's another one that's a little controversial. We can't tell, because a lot of people on the internet are saying this is fake.

So Cheeto, there's a video of Cheeto basically about to get robbed in front of his house where he pulls out a shotgun. So we can't tell. I can. Oh, you can. Well, let's watch the video and you can tell me. I love Cheeto, I'm not gonna say anything.

I'll tell you what though, you don't wanna fuck with Cheeto, I'm not gonna say anything. I'll tell you what though, you don't wanna fuck with Cheeto. You think that's fake or you think it's real? I was like, yo, check it. I would like to go like that. And let you know. Oh'm going to go like that. And let you know. Go sit down buddy. What would you do if I...

Brian? No, it's staged. I think without a doubt. But I love that. If you want to fuck with Cheeto, he's probably pretty comfortable in the combat spaces. He'll shoot you. You think it's staged? Did you see the AI somebody made of me, Brian Rogan and Theo?

Oh, it's so good. I'm glad you brought it up. It's so fucking good. Can we play that? It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good.

It's so good. It's so fucking breathtaking. I love it. The guy who made it, fucking breathtaking. It was so good. The guy who runs the JRE companion page, sent it to me. Yeah. Man. And I get a lot ofRE companion page sent it to me. Man. And I get a lot of stuff.

I'm like, yeah, whatever. Dude. I know. Breathtaking. It was really good. Oh, now I remember. There it is right there. The music is fucking fire.

Hold up. Hopefully that... Oh, we can't do the music then. That sucks. Oh, the music. This fires you up. I'll just fuck that much. This fires you up. You as Dr. Strange. I'm gonna go with the music. I'm gonna go with the music. I'm gonna Oh, the music. I just thought that much. You as Dr. Strange, Brian, it's so perfect. I know.

Bert was my favorite. Bobby Lee's great. Bobby as Captain America is hilarious. These are all freaking awesome. That picture right there is so freaky. It's so good. Look at Brian. Looks so perfect.

Dr. Strange. How good is it? It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good.

It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's soaky. It's so good. Look at that. It looks so perfect. That's strange. How good is it? Dude, how fucking funny is it?

Someone's like, oh, you made yourself Thanos? I'm like, buddy, you know how big of a dork you have to be to think I have the skills to make this? They're so good. Whoever did this, it's a what junk, junk, junk box. A junk box. Go to his face. So cool. He does celebrities and kids. Look at the entourage one. He does all these. That's Steve. So weird. Oh my god. Michael Scott. That is so good any good

All the good Mary. Oh look at Vin Diesel as a baby. Oh my gosh, Danny DeVito Dude, the guy's so fucking talented, dude In it wild Johnny Knoxville. Oh, there's the Theo. There's the Avengers one. That's the original post. February 21st. How did we sleep on this? It happens sometimes. Yeah, I didn't see it. So untag me. This guy's super talented. And he should have 893,000 followers. He should have more than that. Shout out to junk box AI.

Go follow him, y'all. 893,000, that's a lot. He should be. Look how good shit is. Really good. Muhammad Ali, that's genius. My kids could not stop watching that video. My God.

Really? Oh my God, they loved it. So cool. Okay, you can start. My favorite comment, some guy, you know, you loved it. So cool. Okay, you can start. My favorite comment, some guy, you know, you always get tricked by AI. Someone goes, Brian Cowans calling his agent and he thinks he's really in the next Marvel's Avengers.

Guys, guess what? Great news, I'm in. So this was a little controversial this past week. Stephen A. Smith was on a show talking like like he does about athletes, and made some comments about Bronnie James and how he wouldn't be in the league if it wasn't for his dad and that, you know, he shouldn't even be in the G League. He's averaging about like 11, 12 points a game. In the G League?

Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. And so next thing you know, he goes to a Lakers game and LeBron sees him. You want to click over, LeBron sees him and walks up to him to have a little discussion about it. Oh, I didn't see this.

Yeah. Coming up to me, unexpectedly I might add, to confront me about making sure that I mind what I say about his son. Can't repeat the words because they ain't suited for FCC airwaves. I don't know. What he was doing. Take a little break here, guys.

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But then I wake up. Bro, you talk about some of these kids, like there was on our travel ball team, not this year, but last year, there's these kids struggling. And we were down like two runs and we were going into the bottom of the ending, like we're gonna play six innings.

So we were like bottom of the six. And one of the parents, and I go, oh, we can do this. Oh, we can do this. We can make a comeback. And the parent goes, or we like bottom of the six and one of the pit and I go we can do this Oh, we can do this. We may come back the parent goes that's a bottom line up We're kind of screwed and the mom whose sons in the bottom line up turned around dude. She's ready to fistfight She was excuse me. What'd you just say? Yeah, I was like, oh shit. Yeah baseball mom fight. That's a different thing This is this is different if the Bron James says something to the effect of, my son right now is better than half the players in the NBA.

I don't think he's saying it. LeBron's not saying that. He said that at one point. He did say that at one point. That's why this is weird to me. LeBron said it? Really? Yes. And not only that, not only that, he goes wherever he goes, I'm going. He wants to play with his son. I get all of it. That's fine. I'll do the exact same thing. I'll get all of it. I'll do the exact same thing.

You got a pass for everything. play with his son. I get all of it. I get all of it. You get all of it. Yes, I do the exact same. You got to pass for everything. It's your son. You cannot then have your son in the NBA and expect people like Steven A. Smith to not do their job. He's a public figure. I agree. Gotta do his job.

But I'm still okay with LeBron being like, hey dude, I get critiquing him, but when you make it, like I don't know what he said about his son, but if you're making it a personal dude, well now this isn't LeBron James, the great basketball player. This is LeBron James, Bronnie's dad. Well now you got to deal with it.

It's all good. I mean, his, his, he loves his son and I respect that and I respect LeBron James. His son did sign up for the criticism. When you go to the NBA. That if you're going to put your son in that position. What did Stephen A. Smith say about Bronnie's really loving you though? I told him he said he wasn't good enough to be in the NBA and he wouldn't be in the NBA. And there are a lot of people who believe that and feel that and argue that. And I completely agree with him. I totally said he wasn't good enough to be in the NBA and he wouldn't be in the NBA without his dad.

And there are a lot of people who believe that and feel that and argue that. I completely agree with him, but Stephen A. Smith, what I'm taking away from this is he's never taken a knee to anyone. Like you got soft and now you're like letting him pass? I think that's his friend. I think it's weird. I think he doesn't, I think he, I don't think he wanted to make a big deal about it. He want to come back now. LeBron has a lot of power too. Le power to run the NBA. I don't think he's him taking a knee too. He's kind of like, I think you should have been like, you know what you said? I get it. You're

a parent. I think you should have been like, I get it. He came to me as a dad. I criticized his son. All good. I get it. I still stand by. I don't think he should be in the NBA, but he is rightfully so. All right. And everybody I think who follows basketball unlike me agrees that Brawny probably would not have made a team in the NBA. No without his father's Yeah, you know and that's on LeBron too. If you're gonna put your son in that position Everyone including the fans are gonna be saying that so you can you can go ahead and I guess

Be mad at Stephen a for doing his job. Or be mad at LeBron for doing his job. Like there's pros and cons. Like pros, your son's an NBA con, you're getting a lot of heat for it. That's what happened. That's what you should expect. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

You know. Actually, it's saying 18, 20 points a game. Now if Stephen A Smith said something, it would be insulting. He's averaging 18, 20 points a game? That's no punk, man. The kid can play. Bronnie said Bronnie is? Yeah, 18, 20? That's no punk. He points a game. That's no punk man. The kid can play. Ronnie said Ronnie is? Yeah.

18, 20. That's no punk. He is? Yeah. Then he's really good. Oh no, I saw him play at Syracuse. He's a Syracuse kid. That's the regular season.

But he didn't start at SC right? Yeah, he did. Yeah. I'll think he's good. But there's a kid who's better on the team. Oh. But he played it. He got hurt.

But he can play. Fuck yeah, he can play. The NBA, you know, good. You have to be in the NBA. But If he's averaging 18 to 20 points. That's probably his, I mean. That's a big deal. So that's G League regular starter stats. His field goal average is 45.9, three points, 42.

The numbers aren't terrible, but I think, you know, G League is just different now. What is G League? It's the league that goes under the NBA. Like you get drafted to the Lakers. Oh, so he's not playing in the actual NBA. No, he is. He swings between the two of them.

A lot of players do. Okay, so if you're in G League, the guy who won the dunk contest is a G League player, but then he'll come to the NBA. But that's very different. G League and NBA is very different. But then have this discussion somewhere else. Don't come up to him when he's sitting courtside

next to Larry David and have this discussion. I don't mind it. I don't mind, I'd do the same thing. I think that's him pulling his card. See, if Stephen A. Smith had made it personal and insulted Bronnie as a person or done something, I would understand it. If Stephen A. Smith's saying,

I don't think Bronnie is good enough to play in the NBA. Yeah, that's his job. That's different. But if he made it personal, it was like the only reason he's there then. It's like, hey bud, chill, my son's averaging 20 we made it personal is like the only reason he's there then it's like hey bud Chill my son's average in 20 a fucking game He's average in 20 gaming pretty which is you know good that is me. It's not it's not NBA though, right? No, but this is the promises. No, he's a professional basketball player having 20 points against other professionals still a big difference

So not in the NBA. It doesn't matter There's a lot of guys that start in G League and then go to the NBA and start. Sure. Yeah. Sure. But it still stands that there are a lot of people that say he wouldn't have made it. I almost want to... I might be wrong. I don't know.

I don't follow basketball, so I'm just going with what I've heard and read. Hey, can I get some water, some ice? Yeah. But also, even if his son was fucking James Harden, you're still going to get blow back. You're LeBron James. Your son, he's never going to outlive the shadow of his dad. Why does LeBron get so much? He's done a lot of cuck shit.

Yeah, a lot of bitch shit. The whole George Floyds, all that bullshit. He flops, you know, he's just product of the times. And then he gets compared to Jordan, which nobody's ever going to win that argument. Steven A. Smith says the best. He's the top three best players of all time. Yeah, that's fair. Top three is fair.

Which ain't bad. No. Also, Michael never told you he's the greatest? No. People tell you that he's the greatest. LeBron's like, I don't, or MJ's like, I don't have to tell you. LeBron has to like make his case,

and you're like, this is awkward, dude. Like when you have that show on HBO, he's like, I'm the greatest of all time, and then his boy's like, you sure are? You're like, oh, this is cringy. Yeah. If you're the greatest, you don't have to tell people. Well, the real, would you choose if you had one

person to choose on your team first to start your all star team? Is it Kobe? Is it LeBron? Is it? Kobe. It's Jordan. It's Mike.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kidding me? Then it might be Kobe, right? Yes. And then, well, LeBron can fucking pass his ass off. But also LeBron's fucking pass his ass off. But also LeBron's a product of the times, where these kids are just softer, see him flop for stuff, you know?

It's just a different ballgame. In terms of like winnable energy, like sheer will to win. Jordan's the best ever. And then probably Kobe, right? Yes. And then LeBron? Yes. Yeah, LeBron's clutch shooting is horrendous.

You got one shot left to take. You're gonna give it to Jordan or Kobe? You pick Jordan? I wouldn't. I don't know. No, I pick Kobe every time. I don't know enough about basketball, but. Ask Sasha, your friend.

Sasha would say it's Kobe, because he was his voice. Kobe was good to him. You gave him the nickname The Machine. Yeah. All right, what else you guys got? Okay, so these texts were going around it's Kobe because he was he was he was good to him he gave him the nickname the machine yeah but uh all right what else you guys got okay so these texts were going around that Kanye was posting that he was talking to Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan was gonna have him on his show and so these texts went viral but Joe came out and was like hey I don't know what you're talking to but that's not

me but people kind of believed it at first because Joe has a lot of controversial guests, but. Joe would not have Kanye with all this stuff. No, I know. What controversial guests does he have? Don't let the media trick you. What controversial, Elon? What controversial guests? Well, that's controversial to some people.

Yeah. What's that, what's that? Having Elon on. She said Rogan O'Hara's controversial guests on. Not really. To the left, maybe, but not really. To some, yeah. So this is the fake text between Jogan and Kanye. So this is the fake Rogan. This isn't real Rogan.

I love the look of it. The natural and simple look of the studio is very future. I'd love to sit down and speak with you about, I am honestly a bit uncomfortable with your latest tweets. Is there a way we can clear the air on some of this when we sit down and Kanye thinks it's real goes that's what the idea would be and yes I'm happy to know that the tweets make you uncomfortable they are working as you said I'm off the reservation aka off the plantation oh and then Rogan goes very cool listen hey Kanye I don't know who you're talking with but it's not me That's so funny and that's also AI

Yeah, it's all blurry so for that sign Yeah This other one is an old clip but it just came up on my feed and Brendan, you're a car guy. I wanted to see what you would think about it. This one? Yeah. You're gonna need the sound. My name is Nathaniel. I live in a small rural town in Texas.

And when you last saw me a decade ago, I was in an intimate relationship with my car chicks. Oh, wow. When you last saw me a decade ago, I was in an intimate relationship with my car chicks. Oh wow. Morning baby. This guy's mentally ill, yeah? Yes. Handsome man. My uh. And it's not even a good car.

And it's a man. My wife is watching this and laughing. Love you baby. It was love at first sight. His body and then his interior and everything. Oh he's a gay man too. And I just felt an incident. Cause most people refer to her cars as she.

I just. I know. Like she has a you know 350, she has dual exhaust. Wait look what happened. I think this is atroling. I'm just having to gather my. No it isn't. No no that guy's, I've seen this before.

I'm just on strange addictions. No longer part of my life. It's like it's special to me cause it's got a lot of his good pictures He's mentally ill. It's cute stuff like him getting a bad on us together. It's just He's trolling. Yeah, just don't realize. Hey, I love this guy goes after all this time. I kind of get the guy My name is Nathaniel I live so yeah, I Do you love any of your cars that much? Not that much.

If I had a Ford GT, I might make out with it. Well. Can you imagine the crash out here at the scene of the accident? Anyone else notice 10 years ago he was kissing the car, but it said he got it 5 years ago. Go to the reply stream, maybe someone will say it's fake. Yeah. He got the car 15 years ago. RIP Chase, good math.

No, it's Real Bride. This is on one of those crazy shows, like My Strange Addiction or something. Like, girl eats hair, you ever see that? Yeah. Or eats fucking spray paint. Yeah, you're gonna call that fake too? Or they eat the fucking, the wall. They just eat pieces of the wall. L like the wall. I've seen that one. Yeah, the piece of the wall fucking weird. Yeah

Call it what it is. Yeah, I got it single. Yeah, I think so Well, he was in a relationship with his car, but he's single now. You got a wreck. I Get it. Um, so this one I guess was from a little bit ago too, but I don't think we ever talked about it. This Brazilian OnlyFans model has her 19 year old son shoot her sex scenes. Oh, come on. And it includes anal and a lot of messy things.

No, no, no, no, no, no. She's a fucking monster and he's a monster. And he says it's quote really work, which means he doesn't get turned on. This is not normalizing. Don't normalize this. This is absolutely outrageous. Let me see what it says. And again, this might be also trolling. This might also be some dumb fucking thing where she's trying to do something. $50 a month. Keep going down. There was a scene oh my god and then my mom jumped into detail if you scroll down there's a clip of her talking about it. She's a fucking

monster. Says can you look at his work? The long translation. And not get horny or something during the shoots? Says, well, for me, it's really work. I don't get horny. I'm also into guys even because she's I'm not attracted to her. Sometimes I'm like, that's gross. This is so gross. This is so unnatural and weird. Like, if you don't have standards and you think this is, or you think, oh, they're just doing their thing. It's as close to what I would call a sin as it gets and then she's a fucking asshole. You're a great mom.

Yeah. Could you not hire somebody else to do it? What a monster she is. Yeah, it's disgusting. She playing at you, she always got messy or she say what they were doing? Read this quote. I don't think it's weird. Sometimes I have to tell her what position she has to be in, what the girls has to do. The last one we did where we hooked up with a woman in a motel,

literally gave, I literally gave the instructions for most of the photos and videos. It was all me saying, do this, do that. I can only think of a position that is better to someone. This whole world is so fucked, I can't deal with it. Yo do it. You want to be, look, you got a kink, you got a kink. Your mother and your son, like get the fuck out of here. Oh wait, go down to him and he goes, I was shooting an ass scene and it got messy. And

he was like, Ooh, that's gross. Man, what a stink. That involves poop. God damn. She is awful. He said, she goes, I had done an enema, but the water went too far so that did not work and when it pulled out, I started to laugh. Great. It was disgusting. Great.

You are a disgusting human being. Yeah. It's gross, right? Oh, it's so disturbing. Thank you. The fact that she brought so many in the world. They got more issues than the guy fucking his car. That's why I don't know if I believe any of these because nowadays I'm so skeptical of all this

Oh, you wonder if I just want to get famous Yeah, and they just want to get attention though. Yeah, I hope it's not even our so yeah That's like horrific if it's really her son film hoping it's not her son and we're being trolled Yeah, what people will do for attention is on the other side. This is insane. What's her only fans doing? I mean, she's got some knockers, yeah. Yeah, she's a wackadoodle. Have you seen this?

Like, Candace Owens, who's obsessed with Emmanuel Macron's wife. Emmanuel Macron's wife is 39 years, no, she's 26 years older than he is. And she, he met her when he was 15 and she was a 39 year old theater teacher. He was like, thinking of play. All right. So now according to Candace Owens, So now according to Candace Owens, Emmanuel Macron's wife was a man and then had a sex change. Interesting. So it was born a biological man. I think Candace Owens is so pretty.

She is very pretty. Yeah. Yeah. She's just as pretty in person. But it's very interesting. And she's like, you know, it's like I don't know Let me see that I'll tell you if it's a man. Yeah, looks like Kevin Bacon

She's just a lot older. She's you know, maybe literally in her 80s or something Let me just go in the just first and see what you're talking about. I don't think she was a Man. Oh, that's That's the guy though, right? So yeah No, that's a woman. Yeah, he's a handsome son of a bitch. No, no president smart guy Banker I was gonna say I'm surprised they haven't sued her Candace Owens. They threatened legal action. What what are you going to do? You're, you're, she's in Nashville.

What are you going to sue somebody for writing a book or doing a documentary on your wife being transgender? It's like, yeah, you are. All right. So shut that lever. Prove it, you know. Um, God, that's gotta suck being asked if you're the other gender just by your looks. She has a trove of evidence proving Bridget McCone was born a man.

Somebody flew to Europe to examine the evidence and do an interview. Just 10 days after initial course, sitting president, Amanda McCone and his wife, Bridget McCrone, sent me a legal threat, which they demanded we not publicize. Wow. Today, of course, are we publicizing that letter? So I believe that this legal threat was sent to intimidate us, ultimately to stop us from publishing the explosive piece, which was due to premiere on January 30th. We're not being intimidated on today's show. We'll reveal to you the strange sequence of events to remind Emmanuel

that America is not Europe. We have free speech here and we will not be silenced. We welcome you and your mister to come visit. Wow. And I was just, uh, I guess what she's objecting to is that well, they're doing the same thing to Obama and Michelle, right? Like Michelle's a big root. I'd like to see if there's any, like, w can we see Bridgette Marcon when she was younger?

You have to watch Candace Owen's doc. Candace Owen's a little beast, man. You don't want to be on her bad side. Oh boy. I know, man. She was hard. She goes so bad on Israel now. Like then people are coming after her, but

she's just like, I don't care. She's blaming Israel for killing JFK and Harvey Weinstein. I mean, what's his name? Epstein? I mean, she looks pretty girly there. That's her, right? I don't know. I mean, there she is. The Google search isn't going to help us. They're not going to take down anything.

Let's go to DuckDuckGo. I think it's a stretch, isn't it? That she's a man? That's such a weird going to help us. They're not going to take down anything. Let's go to DuckDuckGo. I think it's a stretch, isn't it? That she's a man. That's such a weird thing to harp on. It's a real bummer. I'd have to look at Candice's documentary. There she is there. You're not seeing anything too manly here.

Yeah, neither. But I'd have to see Candice's evidence. Yeah, this is a I Mean this is sort of a very pretty when she's younger. This is a stretch I've never heard of serious skeptical hippo eyes on this one Yeah, I'm more comfortable calling Michelle Obama man than this. Yeah, I don't think Michelle Obama or her back. I don't know. Oh, well, that looks like a little boy with a lollipop. There's no way to tell anything, is there? No, it could be anybody. I don't know. It could be the fucking 8-clown.

It could also be AI. Yeah, who knows? Well, I'll watch Candice's documentary, though. Oh, yeah. But let's look at this one real quick. This is a dash cam. Motorcycle crashed into a truck bed. This is why I like to go fast.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. He was paying attention. Go ahead. It's frightening. This is why I won't even touch a motorcycle, because I know if I get on one, I'm going to love it. You're playing motorcycle crash.

You're playing motorcycle crash. You're playing motorcycle crash. You're playing motorcycle crash. You're playing motorcycle crash. You're playing motorcycle crash. You're playing motorcycle crash. You're paying attention. Go ahead. It's frightening. That's why I won't even touch a motorcycle because I don't know if I get on one. I'm going to love it. Motorcycle crash on the eastbound 210. Did he go into the back of the truck?

Yeah. He fell onto the back of the truck, but then apparently he didn't go into much details other than he was fine after a minor injury. That is so lucky, dude. He's dead. You better find God after that, bro. But he was hauling ass. Look at dead. You better find God after that, bro. Holy shit. But he was hauling ass.

Look at this. How do you get in that position? Oh yeah, he's on the truck. And he had his helmet on, so he probably just hit everything to try. So he's probably like, you know, crazy. Looking at his phone or something, just boom.

Oh my god, he's going so fast. Oh, Jesus. That is so lucky. The guy speeds up. Yeah. Jesus. That's it, homies. Lucky. Yeah. Jesus. That's it, homies, that is it.

Man, oh man, God exists. Brian, you're gonna be in Portland. Portland, Oregon, everybody. Let's go. Kit Kat Club, Voodoo Donuts. All that shit. I'll see you out there. Can't wait, kids.

And then I got Las Vegas Wise Guys March 21, 22. Two shows, Friday, Saturday. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, we got Helium Comedy Club, March 28, 29, 30, I can't wait. All right kids, we love you. This is The Fire Kid, we're out.