The Fighter & The Kid - We Back | TFATK Ep. 1051

Episode Date: December 31, 2024

The boys are back and discuss Conor McGregor vs Logan Paul, try the new Taco Bell chicken nuggets and talk Christmas celebrations, New Year's resolutions, Bryan shooting his special at The Comedy Mothership, current events around the world including Will Ferrel dressed as Buddy the Elf at an NHL game, Bryan's pants bothering Brendan and much more! Magic Mind - Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle here: https://www.magicmind.com/TFATKJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Yes, we did. Because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. We're back, buddy. Hold on. It's been a hot second, dude.

It's been a hot second. Now, you're dressed like you're Jake Paul's movement coach. And that was the goal today, to look like Jake Paul's movement coach. You told me I look like a self-help guru who's not making it. And maybe you could give me a little taste of what that guy is.

Your sweats right from the jump. I went, well, those are way too tight at your age, way too tight. You don't have the legs to pull that off. Oh, I have good legs. They're decent for your age, but they're not like meaty. I like your calves at your age, but still, but those sweats, they're too tight. A little tight. And then right away I went, oh, those are from Target. And then you're in sandals, which ... Well, I bought... And then your shirt, you know what it is?

You know what it is? What's that? It's no effort 2025. Well, it's not 2025 yet. And I thought to myself- But we're going into it. Yeah. And I thought to myself, this true classic t-shirt has shrunk a little bit and I kind

of like the way it still hugs my non-existent felt and chest. Classic's always nice. I don't have a problem with the shirt. It's just the sweats. It's the sweats. I bought them, this is the truth. I think it was at Target. They had, you know where it was?

You're not going to believe this, but it was at a draw. I think it was a Ross dress for lesser one of those. Yeah, I know. You went in there? It gets better. You went in there? And they had this and a gray pair stapled together for 1999. I needed shorts to go work out.

I mean sweats to work out and threw them on. I went, I kind of liked the way they hugged my backside and why not me? You know, why not me? And I said, believe in yourself, sport these, let's go. And now that Sonaz and you have doubled down the fact that these are a little tight, I may have to throw them away. Cause it's one thing you wear the the sandals at your age with no socks my kind

It's Brian. Yeah, but then it's when you go double sweats. Yeah, it's just no respect for yourself That's what this is. See I don't you walk out of the house. You went I don't you know, it is Oh, you walked out what I don't give a fuck. No, it wasn't that far. You don't have to worry about it self No, it's not fair. And you're still late. I looked at myself, I went, why not me today? Why not, Bry? Get out there, hug your legs, hug your backside, and let's get after it.

You're way off. Because I'm going to work out at 3.30. Your outfit does not say let's get after it. Your outfit says let's give up. No, that's not. No, you know what it means? It means I've given up. No dude. If I'm, if I'm a self help coach, I'm going to say things like this.

I'm going to say, Hey, get after it. Because the only easy day is today is today. Yeah. See, I'm not a good guy. When I was dating that girl, I mean, this is 30 years. I was young man and she was a life coach. Yeah. And then she was giving me this life advice and her power shut off. She didn't pay the bill. Oh, that's good. I was like, okay, well, well, I had a guy that I would tell you this guy.

I was, I had money in the bank and he goes, uh, this girl I kind of liked. She goes, this guy's a, he's a genius. He's magic. And I was probably 33 old enough to know better, but still, still a little naive where I was like, maybe there's, maybe there's, there's knowledge out there that can bring you to the next level. And the guy was there and he goes, well, I can get rid of any fear or any hesitation in your life. I can get rid of it and never comes back. I go, what? And he goes, you don't know your mind,

but there are techniques that the samurai use, that people, I'm like, what is this ancient, what's this ancient Asian technique? And he was not Asian. And in fact, looking back on it, he had a weight problem. Yeah, of course. He had a weight problem, sir. And he was, and so I pay him $1,200.

I think it was literally, he goes like this, he goes, I would do it for $3,000. And I went, that sounds like a deal. And it's sessions, we'd have, we'd have psychology sessions. Oh, you've had with them more than once. Well, there was a program. Sure. And I said, you know, let me try this.

Now, now you'll like this, you'll like this. I should have known I got scammed and already kind of did Because I was always I was like I know this is scam, but let me let me see Let me just see three grand. I don't know what it was, but it was three. It's just he backed that it was three grand and I said and I and I I Get there for our first session and he's got water on the window sill. And I said- Like the movie signs? Yeah, and he goes, so this is your water. Don't drink it yet.

I'm letting the sun infuse it. Ooh, I like that. It's sunlight water. I like that. And I went, ah, fuck. Ah, man. Ah, fuck. Oh, man. I got got. It's sunlight water. I like that. And I went, ah, fuck. Okay. Ah, fuck. Oh, man.

Ah, fuck. Oh, man. I got, I got got. Yeah. I got got. And we did- At least you recognized it early though. Right away.

I knew before. I think I just- At least you weren't doing Scientology and like 12 years later, then they open up the real secrets. And I knew. Oh, no. And I knew Scientologists.

I knew a lot of Scientologists. I was in an acting class with them. Of course you were. So, so I got and it was one of those things where you close your eyes and you say, think of a time when you felt like your power was taken. I was like, I can't think. And he goes, well, if you can't make it up, which is real, right? And so you do these things. I was literally like, get me, I don't have that, I have that ADHD, also I was like, I got work to do. Of course I did.

Of course I did. Now I lasted a total of two sessions, sir. But he got his three grand. He got his three grand. He had to pay up front? Yeah. He's like, oh thank God. No, no, no.

He bullshit me. He bullshit me. Went on to the next guy? Yeah. But it was, you know, there, thank God. No, no, no. I, he bullshit. Yeah. He, he bullshit me. Went on to the next guy. And yeah, but it was, you know, there, there's, there was a side of me and Rogan used to always tell me this. There's a side of me that loved complete fucking assholes. I, there was a side of me, you know, how in the garden of Eden, the snake gives you the apple. There was a side of me that liked the snake. I would, I'd like find the snake and I go, I know you're a snake. I know you're full of shit, but I just want

to see how full of shit you want to go for a ride. I loved the train wreck. I loved to see like, I would say waste of time. It's such a waste of time, Baba. It was literally a form of high tech procrastination. It really wasn't. And I had that thing in me and I don't know where it came from. And it took me a long time to realize you need to be way better at curating the kinds of people you bring into your orbit and the people that were really high functioning that crushed it later on became super famous. They didn't have time for that. They said to me, they go, Brian, you have bad friends. Can't have that around me. Rogan's told you that since day one. Yeah. So are other people. Yeah. And I was like, I know, I know. How was your holiday, bud? I feel like, Brian, you have bad friends. Can't have that around me. Rogan's told you that since day one. Yeah. So did other people.

Yeah. And I was like, I know. I know. How was your holiday, bud? I feel like we haven't seen each other in a while. I always get a little antsy when we ever take too long. I feel like we haven't been in here in three weeks. I love it because you go, hello, Brian.

Just every now and then, yeah. I know. Because we don't check in on the holidays. We're both busy. So then a few days go by, I go, hello. I sent you a picture of the engine I was working on and you go, what is that? I go, not for you. And you go, I know what it is. Boats. I go, boats. I show that to Bruno the mechanic. We're laughing so hard. Look at that. Oh, Brian. Boats. I know what

those are. Boats. Yeah, dude. I love the holidays with my babies. Watching my three-year-old open his presents. It's the greatest thing in the world. That's what it's for. It's it's the whole deal There's no Santa. Yeah, then there's family which is a whole different thing. Yeah, but my gram my my wife's Grandfather who was like the patriarch that one of the greatest guys ever met one of the coolest greatest guys ever met a guy Who pulls this who pulled his car over? Pulled he hears a song. He's 81 He hears a song, he's 81, he hears a song, he pulls the car over, the whole family's there, we just listen to live music, my wife's family.

He pulls the car over, gets out, grabs his wife with the door open, they start dancing on the side of the road because he loves this song. I went- It seems dangerous. It's not, it was on a back was a back road. No back road Okay, but I was like this dude this dude lives his life and they were they were dancing and I mean dancing like as in 22 whites two whites dancing their ass off Oh, man, big handsome guy like, you know six three and handsome shit and he died and I was there that night No, I was no not that night. Oh, no, can he got hit by I was in the hospital

I was there. I watched that woman who'd been with him for 60 years. Oh, by was no, not that night. Oh, no. I was in the hospital. I was there. I watched that woman who'd been with him for 60 years. Oh, by the way, he retired at 40, worked his ass off, had a truck company, retires at 40. And then basically takes care of his family. Yeah. Amazing. Always just being old, being 84 and working your ass off and then just living life hard. Good run. Great run. Great run.

So he died during Christmas? Died, yep, died a day after Christmas. Yep. On his 84th birthday, sir. On his 84th birthday. And I watched that woman, his wife sit by his side, you know, the whole time. It's a powerful thing, man. Powerful thing. But it was beautiful. And so that's what we did, but then also me and my lady went to Naples, hung out with our boy Eric and Virginia. Oh man, the best. Eric and Augusto, shout out to them at Virginia. The best, I love Eric.

Drank very good wine, smoked cigars, which is my new thing, and ate. Yeah. So there it is. Nice little trip for you. Oh, nice trip. I performed a lot. Yeah, it sounds like it. Total of 10, 11, 12, 13 shows. Oh, it's a Oh, nice trip. Performed a lot. Yeah, it sounds like it.

Total of 10, 11, 12, 13 shows. Ah, it's a lot, bud. A lot. A lot. But I'm getting ready to shoot the special. That's what you got to do. January 11th. Mother ship, everybody.

January 10 and 11. You're there. Is that a Friday, Saturday? Mr. Rogan will be in town. All right. See what happens with that. Maybe get him to get up on stage and bring me up. You never know.

That'll be fun, bud. You never know. I don't know. It's his club. That'll be great. I'm excited. So you guys with that. Maybe, maybe get him to get up on stage and bring me up. You never know. That'd be fun. I don't know. It's his club. That'd be great. I'm excited. So you guys had a good holiday, Chen, Sinai? Yeah. I had a nice one.

How about you? Good. Pretty mellow. Just normal family shit. Hey, that's okay. Yeah. I did bring something special for you guys to try today. Okay.

You know, I love like whenever fast food puts out something new and weird. Yeah. So Taco Bell does chicken nuggets now. So I got some chicken nuggets from Taco Bell for you guys. And their sauces are supposed to be what makes them so amazing. So I got all three sauces. Do you know RFK eliminate this shit?

Not yet. Not yet. You don't like chicken nuggets or Taco Bell? I love Taco Bell. I like their chicken quesadillas. I wonder what are in the chicken nuggets when it comes to Taco Bell? Is it actually chicken? Well, remember there's that, that the, there's some mischief around the meat in a Taco Bell that says, what is it really meat?

Then Taco Bell came out and was like, no, no, bitch. It's me. Yeah. I wonder why they're doing taco. I wonder why Taco Bell's. Now my family's a Taco Bell family. They love it. I'm, I don't eat it, but my.

Taco Bell's fantastic. I'm a Del Taco person already liking the crust Let me see what they look like first of all I'm taking a little bite. My mouth's actually watering. Can we do this right now? No, you're dangerous, man I'm very happy with it. Oh, they're good. I Can't tell you how happy I am It's delicious.

They're solid. Seems like real chicken. I love them. Now what do I do, dip them? Yeah, those three sauces are supposed to be like the big thing. I put the labels kinda close to them so you guys can see which is which.

I wonder why the bell sauce, fire ranch, jalapeno, honey mustard. Come back in. Bee's had enough, huh? It's good, it's solid. If I go them, I'm not going there for the chicken nuggets. And it's good, I don't really eat fast food, but it's good, because Basti only eats chicken nuggets, so I guess if I wanted to go to Taco Bell for kiddos, they love chicken nuggets,

so you get yourself a Gordita Crunch. I'm not a- Don't have to do a second stop at McDonald's, just get all done one stop. There you go. Now, for me, I'm not a fast food guy. So when I eat fast food, it's fucking delicious. There's a reason people are so fat.

They're not eating it because it tastes awful, dude. But I can do without the sauces. Oh. Yeah, I don't eat the sauce. I don't mess with sauces. But it tastes good. If I'm gonna eat fast food, I usually go Chick-fil-A. Or Burger King.

Burger King if Jay's in town. Oh. Really? We were born on it. Really? Yeah, that and Tab Water. That's why we're a bit like Ninja Turtles. Okay, there you go.

What'd you do anyway? I just don't know why taco, I don't know why taco is doing, aren't they crushing with tacos? What'd I do? I was here the why taco, uh, what taco is doing. Aren't they crushing with tacos? Um, what I do? I was here the whole time, dude. Just here with the fam. Chillin.

Papa's shop's in town right now. He leaves tomorrow. See any movies, anything I should know about? Started a new show. It's called from came out during pandemic. I didn't see it then it's called from it's on Apple I think originally was on AMC. Oh, it's fantastic Really? Oh, man

That's it right there the dude. I think he was in lost. I never watched lost but it is so good Really 96% of rotten tomatoes. Damn. It's great Damn. Yeah, it's a spent. So super suspenseful really good Other than that man Great. It's a damn. Yeah. Suspense, super suspenseful. Really good. Other than that, man. Yeah, that's scary. Jesus.

Yeah, that's great. What's it about? These people there in this town, they don't really know how they got there and they can't get out. So they try to escape, but they can't get out. So there's people that have been stuck there like 50, 60 years. So they just, they're like, all right, there's no get out. So they try to escape, but they can't get out. So there's people that have been stuck there like 50, 60 years.

So they just, they're like, all right, there's no getting out. So they just make life there and there's no way to get out. It's like a loop. There's no way to get out. But at night, these demons come out and kill everybody if they're out on the street. So they figure that it's so good, dude. And the first day, so I'm not giving anything away, but the first episode, this family gets in a car wreck trying to get out of the city.

And so they're trying to figure out like, what, why are we here? This is insane. When we get there and the wife goes, well, I got a question. What if we didn't survive that car wreck? We think we did, but we actually died. We're in hell. It's, and they're trying to figure out why they're there, how to get out. It's interesting.

It's so good, dude. Wow. Nothing better than having a show to watch. Love it. Nothing better. I just ate all those chicken nuggets. Yeah, just lick it up, man. Yeah, ball, huh?

Damn, daddy was hungry. Good, yeah? Yeah, no, I already ate breakfast. Daddy's hungry. I was telling Chim this on the shop show, I wish the UFC would have their biggest event on Christmas or New Year's. I don't like going this long without the UFC.

But you're competing with football sometimes, like this Christmas. It wouldn't matter. We'd beat the NBA ratings. They suck. Yeah, that's interesting. But there's a reason. There has to be a reason why the NBA NFL always perform on Christmas. Yeah. Like everyone just sit around the house. Especially if they sign a deal with Netflix where you know rumors are they're going to for 2026 like on Netflix a big-ass UFC card Would be lady sick on JAN 1 Yeah, I don't like doing without the UFC too long No, but for them you got they want the employees to have their time off, you know Because they work year-round these other sports are seasons. They work year-round Jan 18. We got UFC here in Los Angeles. Yeah

Think about going absolutely not. No, no, got UFC here in Los Angeles. Yeah. Think about going? Absolutely not. No. No. Can't get you there. I don't think so. I don't know if I'm in town then.

I might be at Mecham for this car auction. I don't know if I'm in town then. Okay. That's a great card though. It's an amazing card. It's a wrestling card. Hmm? I mean it's going to be a wrestling card.

No. No. That's a great card. Just the, just the coat, just the Darius Morikano is going to be exciting. Can't wait for that. Yeah. That's not wrestling. Yuri Jamal. That's not wrestling. Kevin Holler, RDR, striking. No, but the two top ones. Yeah. Just, and then Peyton Talbot is the next superstar.

Is that the, is that the big boy That, that big strong, where is he? Talbot. Yeah. How about smaller? No, no, no, no. Wait. Um, uh, I, I think the Makachev, uh, Serukian fights going to be a wrestling clinic.

It'd be very interesting to watch. Maybe, or you get a striking clinic and Islam doesn't, you know, because Islam striking is better than Syracuse. So he keeps it on the feet and you get a striking clinic. That'd be interesting. I'd rather see him grapple, but yeah. And Murab. Umar, that's up in the air. That's very up in the air. That's a great fight. Yes. Well, Umar is a very good striker. Yeah. And he's.

And Murab's pace, I think it's going to be a problem for Umar is a very good striker. Yeah. And he's, he's Rob's and Rob's pace. I think it's going to be a problem for him. Or do you really? Wow. Best card in the UFC. Maybe of all time. Well, you mean that fight? No.

Merab's cardio is insane. Oh, you think I'm sorry. Is best cardio. Yeah. Best cardio I've ever seen. Yeah. I've never seen a market tired either. Um, it's going to be interesting.

You haven't seen somebody push them and he did get tired in that Santa Hagan fight. You haven't seen someone push him like Omar, a motherfucker, Maraba Melcha. Maraba Melcha. He's just a buzz saw. It just won't stop. His cardio is nuts. Well, uh, that'll be that. Yeah. I gotar probably just because I think Umar can hang with Maraad wrestling wise. I think ultimately he's got he gets it done with a striking. I'm going for Maraad. I'm going for a Sarukin.

You are. You are. Oh, yeah. Jesus. Oh, yeah, dude. I don't bet on the daggies, buddy. Oh, no, no. Whoa. Don't do this. Whoa. Hold on. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. Don't do this. Don't do this. Whoa, hold on. I'll take Sarukin all day. No, no, it's all good.

Dude, this is a home game for Sarukin. The Armenians in LA? Yeah, yeah. He's gonna have more of a fan base than Sure. Makchev. 100% he is. Legit Russian Armenian,

but Makchev has beat him twice before. This'll be the third time they're fighting. No. No, it's once, right? No, twice before this will be the third time they're fighting. No, that's once, right? The first time they fought before. No, they've checked that. No, you only a check. Didn't they fight once and it was, uh, the first fight in the UFC. I know. I thought they fought way when they were younger, like way outside the US. Yes. That's where I thought they met. I believe they did. I know they only found that they found the UFC once See that you're saying they fought back in the day that yeah, well that was the UFC back in the day go back Let me see. Yeah, that was remember that was when was that? Well, that was the UFC bird Petersburg training

That's in the UFC. Okay, there's only fought once so this is the third time they're fighting isn't it Brian? Buddy they haven't fought yet. Have you? Your tights. No, they fought. You just once. Your sweats are kind of blood flow to your brain. For some reason, I thought they fought recently. I'm sorry. No, this is going to be okay.

It's all good. That's right. I've been waiting for this because, because Sarukin and that fight in 2019 hung very close. And first of all, short notice, short notice first fight in the UFC. And Sarukin's, uh, coach is a, an, a two time, I think, or certainly a gold medalist or was so his, his wrestling

pedigree is as good as it gets as good as it gets. He's as tough. The only, the only caveat with that is if you look at who's added more tools since that fight, who's gotten like exceptionally better, they've both gotten better, but is I'm striking has gotten so much better since then. So you're like, yes, as much as I'm rooting for Serukin, I'm picking them to win. Tough man. You know, I don't know what kind of looks Serukin gets in Russia where he trains in the mountains. I don't even know where he does great looks, great looks. But I would imagine that Islam is also getting great looks. And is it, is there an argument that maybe that, that AKA gets more of a diverse, higher level

fighter? No, because he's not really training at AKA, right? He's not. He's in Dagestan with his team. I always think of him as an AKA though. He would come there sometime when Khabib was active, but most of his camp still in Dagestan. It is. Yeah, with Khabib. So Khabib is living in Dagstown. But also at the third level, they have resources to the, it's not even about who has better training, the best of the best. You're talking about two of the elite athletes on the planet.

So it'd be like, man, LeBron's going against Steph. I wonder if he has good shooters in practice. They're in the NBA. They get the best. That's all covered. That's all covered. So that's such an old school thing. So those days were, man, the bronze going against Steph. I want to feel as good shooters in practice. They're in the NBA. They get the, that's all covered. That's all covered. So those, that's such an old school thing. So those days where hopefully they find somebody to mimic what, what, well, no, it's 20, 24, but it's not like the nineties. No, they, it's, it's not even about that. That's not a hole in their game. No, but. It's not like you didn't bring any looks. At their level, it's gonna be who on that night

can enforce their game plan and execute. They're both at the highest level. Both can wrestle their ass off, both can strike, both has beat the very best. It's about who can execute against that guy that night. Raise your guard. Now they might fight 10 times and it's six versus four, but it's just that given night

who can find that small chink in the armor and take advantage of it. I thought does Khabib not live in Abu Dhabi now? I think they might be fighting out of Abu Dhabi or something. I don't think they fight out of Dagestan anymore. I don't think they've done that in a minute. And I thought that Khabib was always at AKA always You know remember his dad was his trainer. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. His dad didn't live in a K in San Jose. Mm-hmm He was there a lot of time. Mm-hmm Yeah, UAE. Okay, there's no shit. Yeah, but he He's Jim's in Dagestan

Okay All right, this whole the whole teams in Dagestan Okay All right, this whole the whole teams in Dagestan guys They're all training in Dagestan. That's what they train, you know, now he's In it weird. So he but he remembered his gym us got shut down Some that's what I'm saying some ties to some stuff. So not stop terrorism. Yeah Russian terrorism. Yeah, let's take a little break, buddy. First of all, you got no energy, huh? I got energy, but I just want you guys to know you, you're in desert ridge improv in

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You're welcome. You're welcome. Okay, so- Hey, do this, Jim. Where is Khabib's gym? Go on over to true classic.com slash fighter. You're welcome. You're welcome. Okay. So they do this, Jen, um, where is Khabib's gym? That might help us. Cause I think he's a little bit, he had the tax issue, right? So I think where, see, where does Makachev, where does his non Makachev train out of or train in? So hold on.

Yeah. First Khabib, Jen, Palm sports and yeah, they're probably training in Abu Dhabi, but that's that they definitely have everything they need there. What was the other question, Bar? Well, that's probably where he's been. He's been in Abu Dhabi. Oh, you said something with us. Well, where is where is Makachev training out of it? It doesn't matter. Makachev or Sharukhin?

I was talking about Makachev. It doesn't really matter. Yeah, Khabib's like his head coach. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah., okay in San Jose, yep, oh and Phuket They probably all over man. They go wherever they go Now I think if he's in the US he's at a K but the majority of his time is Abu Dhabi is yeah majority of his time is Abu Dhabi is yeah But to your point do I keep these gyms and I'm sorry what we saying

You're root for now now you You know something some now I have nothing for you I'm just saying you don't know no, but you say you don't vote you don't Dag no well no I'm accused me of being all over their nuts Yes, you accused me of being a daggie Dagestani citizen citizen. Yep. Yeah. No, I tried and I like Sarukin Huh? I like Sarukin Sarukin is Yeah, I'm on the down with my Armenians Tough fight for him though tough fight, but he can do it toughest. He can do it. Of course

He can do it. Yeah cards fucking great. Um I'm actually really excited about the Darius Moikano fight. That's going to be interesting. You know, Kevin Hall and RDR is great too. I'd assume Kevin Hall is favorite in that fight. Dude, how about Conor McGregor, Logan Paul, ready for this? Rated G. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that.

I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with that. I'd assume Kevin Hollan's favorite in that fight. Dude, how about Conor McGregor, Logan Paul, ready for this? Ready to get your tights even tighter? Yeah.

$250 million each. That's how much they're going to make. In Saudi? Is that Saudi money? No, Indian. Indian billionaires are putting it on to bring tourism and they want to make India like a top spot like Saudi Arabia for sports.

So the billionaire who's, he's working for the Indian billionaires are putting it on to bring tourism and they wanna make India like a top spot like Saudi Arabia for sports. So the billionaire who's he's worth $164 billion goes, I'll give him 500 mil to fight. So Connor's making 250 mil, Logan's making 250 mil. Suck on that. Wow. Wow.

Okay. Well that's a lot of money. And they're both. These billionaires are just taking over the fight game. I'd like to see that. How much? Uh huh. 200 million. Yeah cool. Yeah see Connor's trying to fight a much bigger man. He's going to have his hands full. Yeah maybe. Does not matter. 250. It doesn't matter at all. He'll make more in one fight against an exhibition in boxing against Logan Paul than he's ever made in the UFC combined for one night, eight rounds. Now I'd way better do that than fight MMA in the UFC. All day. Yeah. And what is that?

Is he still under contract with UFC? UFC is in cahoots with, with, with the UFC. All day? Yeah. And what is that? Is he still under contract with UFC? UFC's in cahoots with, with Connor. Do this. It should be. Yeah. So the UFC is getting a percentage. UFC's going. Irving gets paid. For the UFC, it's a win-win. They go, first of all, with all these allegations, cool. Go do that. Blow that over. Make all the money. We could take a percentage. And once that's done, nothing nothing makes people forget like when a fighter announced he has a fight so they'll take care of that we'll help behind the scenes and then come over here we're good baby it's a win-win for the it's brilliant it's

brilliant for Connor it's brilliant for Logan and I'm saying this on the shot bill think about this Logan Paul and Jake Paul two YouTubers from Ohio to just regular run of the mill fucking white boys have fought. They're like, I want to try boxing. They have fought Mike Tyson, Floyd Mayweather and now Conor McGregor. It's insane. Yeah. No matter. I get it. The hate, all this is the circus.

I get all that, I get all the, all the hate. Think about that, dude. Think about how much money they made. Let's try boxing and make more money than anybody else. I know, forget money. That's more money. So 250 mil is more money than Canelo's ever made, Floyd Mayweather's ever made for one fight. That's more than anybody in the history of boxing has ever made. And by the way, and you're wondering why this entertainment lane of boxing is flourishing. This is why, and by the way, what I love about also is part of the part of what

makes them so popular is a lot of people want to see them lose. Yeah. They're betting on that. They're like, I want to see you get hit and beat up. Connor had the greatest quote. This is, I love this quote from him. He goes, one week they hate you, the next week they love you. Make sure you're paid both weeks. So true. Dude. Insane. So true. There's no part. Now this kind of hurts. Well, I mean, Connor deserves it and Logan, obviously they both, they deserve it, but this kind of of as it appears hurts my heart a little bit just one of them just Logan Paul who whatever he has

six boxing exhibition fights Logan Paul will make more money fighting Conor McGregor that night in India for 250 million dollars just him alone will make more money than Usyk and Fury made in their first fight and in the rematch so the very two best boxers on the planet, Fiora and Usyk, didn't come close to making $250 million. Just the marketplace. It's just the marketplace. It's just called capitalism. It's just different.

Yeah. Well, my thing is they figured out a way, they figured out a way to get more eyes on them. And that translates to money in this world. It's like Elon Musk, I love when people get on there and they talk about how Elon Musk is a dumb person and a fraud. I'm like, really?

He has $400 billion, his company's worth that. You can say whatever you want. He figured out a way to get 400,000 million dollars. He's also catching rockets with robotic arms It can't be too look man. It's time enough for debate. It's gone stupid You know wasting your know what it shows your intelligence if you'd call it, even if you don't like him I don't agree with everything. I had a electric car. How about a different place you would never call stupid That's a bad. That's just hilarious. It's just not creative. Like come on, if you're gonna go at him, there's a million talking about he's a shitty dad or you know. Everybody, everybody takes

heat no matter what. You try to be great. Oh yeah. You try to be great, you're gonna have an equal number of people hating you. I love it. If you got balls, you know, a lot of it's just like Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Elon Musk. I will, I think the through line there is they got balls. They got, well, but they got big balls. They're showmen. They're showmen. They figure out a way to get, they always stay relevant in the headlines and people resent that, but they got balls.

I think what people actually resent about Jake Paul is that he's got, he's got big balls. It's fucking hard to say whatever you want. It's very fucking scary and hard to actually get in there and fight other guys who are real fighters. Okay, they may not be real boxers sometimes, but some of them are boxers. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, it doesn't matter. But because just as somebody who did some boxing, every time I had to go spar. It's nerve wracking. I would be fucking, I would ruin my day. Of course. Cause I don't, I'm nervous. I don't know.

Now the thing about being Jake Paul doesn't have that experience and he's going in there, whether they're box or not, they're fighters, but you're risking your entire reputation and most, most of the fans are there just to see you lose. Yes. But also, and correct me if I'm wrong, people don't understand for Jake Paul to get good enough to get in there and not look bad, you have to spar a lot. You have to get in there and spar, which also means you get hit a lot in the face,

in the body. But it's like, and every time you go spar with a guy who's good, because you have to if you want to get good. You're sparring with pros. You're sparring with pros. You don't know if you're going to get your jaw broke or you're going to get your fucking brain rattled. But you do know you're getting CTE.

You're getting CTE. So it's just part of it. You are. Now you might brain rattled. But you do know you're getting CT. You're getting CT. So it's just part of it. You are. Now you might not be affected like some of the guys you know, but it's not helping. What did I say to you when I said to you? I go, dude, I'm fucking dizzy. Like remember I was like, my brain's foggy. That's CT.

And I was fucking, who was I sparring? I was sparring dudes like me. I wasn't even sparring like I'd spar like these guys who were like taking it easy. That's the name of the game. Doesn't matter. You're getting hit. Doesn't matter if you're sparring. You said it to me. That's why I stopped you. Go keep doing that shit, dude. Keep doing it.

It's just at your age, it's really a bad idea. So bad for you. But I loved it. But he's actually getting, I guarantee Jake Paul, I guarantee Logan Paul, I guarantee they're getting fucking hit hard. Oh yeah. And you get caught in the jaw because you made one mistake, you have trouble chewing.

You're like, fuck, I got to spar again. It's like stand up, like there's no, like you're gonna eat shit dude. You're gonna eat shit. For a long time. Yes, yes. A long time you know shit. There's no way around that.

In boxing, you're gonna get fucked up. Ugh. There's no other way to do it. Nobody started boxing, nobody started stand up, just crushing it. It's literally, it's never happened. In the history of either of these. That's why I respect people like Dustin Poirier

or anybody who's been in the game for that long, you're always dealing with some kind of an injury too. You're always dealing with some that's pro sports. You're always dealing with pain. Of course. Yeah. Football is that way all the time. I think about all of it is.

Yeah. It's just wild that the 250 mil I guess can't wrap my head around that. I wonder if they're doing magic mind, you know, cause a lot of the, like a lot of life, when you want to accomplish something is basically keeping your mind, you got to have endurance and resilience. You know what I'm going to do right now? I'm going to have a little magic mind. I knew you were dude.

Because I believe in mental health, but I also believe in mental wealth. It's so important. Creates mental wealth. I need the resilience. I need resilience because I. No It creates mental wealth. I need the resilience. I need resilience because I- Now elaborate on mental wealth. Mental wealth.

It's a piggy bank, all right, that I can draw from. It's like an investment. You're investing in your brain. I'm investing in my brain. Life gets exhausting. You don't want to work out sometimes. The stress gets to you. Well, how strong is your mind?

You need reserves and this is what it does. You know what it does. You know what it is? Like during the mornings I wake up at four, right? I take my magic mind and my mind, I'm ready to go dude. I'm ready to go. I'm solving an equation I couldn't do before. But then at night, you know I said to myself, I went, you know what would be nice if magic

mind made something to help me sleep? They got a sleep shot dude. You got a focus shot, you got a brain shot, you got a sleep shot. I'll tell you what. A sleep shot? Dude, you got a sleep shot. I'll tell you what. A sleep shot? Dude, they got a sleep shot. Wait, can I get a crazy bundle? What if I want to be lit in the morning, sleepy at night?

You need your focus shot, then you need your sleep shot for better sleep. Alright? So you need your focus shot, I just did it for my better mental clarity during the day. But then I want to wind down, dude. It does last a while. Yeah, how about this? I'm going to give you guys a 24-hour pack. You got your focus and sleep shops bundled up for the first time you get 45% off go to magicmind.com

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Improve both your sleep and your awake clarity with Magic Mind. That's magicmind.com slash T fat K Jan. My old investment guy, my accountant, literally sent me a text, I sent it to the founders yesterday, I go, he goes, dude, I've been taking this Magic Mind, it's a game changer, I have all my friends on it.

I was like, let me just send that to the people. They're like, mm, told ya. They got a lot of stuff coming down the pike, I'm excited. Anyway, alright, thank you for that, guys. I have a question for you both. Yes. So New Year question for you both. Yes. So New Year's Eve is tomorrow.

Do we have any resolutions in this room? No. OK, well, that was quick. No, we don't do that. But I was also talking to one of the baseball dads, too, because I'm like, hey, we're back on because we work with this coach. He's like, oh, it's New Year's Eve, though.

I went, buddy, I can't emphasize enough how much I don't give a fuck. I've never, I've never, I've never subscribed to that. Like you don't think of his work. No. You orchestrated your life. So for me, like if I'm writing. I think it's like a, like maybe holidays,

and again, I get it, but like maybe it's like, oh, here's the holidays, we get a break, or it gets you out from the regiment of your work, but this is what I love to do. So it's like New Year's. My family's always like, you need a break, you're traveling too much. I'm like, it's not work for me. I don't like to travel, but I'm not doing work. I'm always coming up with funny ways to do something.

That's not work. I'm going to do that till I die. I love it. So I don't know if you call that work. And also when it comes to like New Year's resolutions, like I don't wait to, this made up calendar we abide by, January 1, time to get my shit together, never. No. Never. No.

I hate that the gyms are so packed, and like the beginning of January. It'll be that way for a month, and then people go back to the old ways. Yeah, it'll be that way for a month. Yeah, I was. I never got it. New year, new me, it's like,

that's gonna be the same year. Yeah, as I'm older, I was helping somebody, because they asked me, a woman who's a friend of my wife's, and she said she got a weight issue, and she had some health issues. She's fat? Yeah, and she came to me and said, she said, she's

just, you know, and she said to me, um, Hey, you seem like you really stay in shape and you're disciplined. Can you help me? And I looked at her. I was like, I go, well, I was like, I think you know what to do. The information is all out there.

I'm not an expert, but you can just go to YouTube. That's her delaying. That's what I said. I said, what's really going on emotionally? You know? And so I kind of like got sucked in and I kind of gave her a couple things that were really easy to do.

I see her two weeks later and I look at her and I go, it's not going well, huh? It's not. She goes, no, I tried for three days. And then I go, I know. I said, you gotta get into, what is, why are you doing this? Like what's the meaning of your life like get to the why and then everything else will take care of itself

Like you understand like like what are you actually doing here? Was she married kids? Oh, no Yeah, thanks. They're gonna be the best version yourself even I know somebody else just for you So, I don't know then you got it, but okay, but that's a good question like You have to you have to take responsibility for being the best version of yourself. It's a motherfucker It's not easy because you got to face up to shit. No if it was easy everybody do it. Yeah, that's it There's why you know, it's a fucking grind when people are really heavy. It's a grind. It's not about calories, man It's about no something else gonna happen man. Yeah to go to the gym every like every morning that five It's a fucking grinded.

And the only reason I really started getting crazy shape was because of my kids. That's it. Before them I was drinking all the fucking time. That's so fair. I didn't work out for like eight months, dude. That's all I'm like now is just, yeah, fuck it. I swear to God.

I was gonna stand up nonstop instead of working out. I got four kids. That's all the motivation I need. Literally, everything I do. I'm fucking Superman to them. I don't wanna let them down. Yeah. Yeah. I'll go, daddy's trying to this guy. I'll go them down. Yeah Yeah, go daddy trying this guy. Yep

Every night this guy. Yep. What are my best friend? No doubt one of my best friends has a heart condition and He keeps drinking And I just like but if that's what he likes to do. Does he have kids? Yes Well, but again if that's what if that's what he wants to do, what are you gonna do? It is what it is There's nothing I can do Bombs me out too cuz I don't know Yeah, yeah, I was gonna ask you guys that New Year's resolutions we just shit all over him so you're both gonna say no No, it's okay. What are your New Year's resolutions? I feel like Sinaz had a list ready to go

I want to hear it just shit all over it. You know, I don't look at it like the new year I'm saying it's for me. Yeah for me. I just never sus it. You know, I don't look at it like the new year. I'm saying it's for me. Yeah, for me, I've just never, even when I was, I just don't subscribe. But Sinaz, you take care of yourself. You're buttoned down. I try to. Yeah, in every way. You're great. But there has to be. You look fantastic. You take care of yourself. Seriously. Sinaz is one of my favorite people. For me, no, it's like not a new year thing. It's just like, I just want to be a little healthier. I drink a lot of like Coke Zero. I got to cut back on that. That's not, that's, that's not science would say you're fine.

Yeah, really? Yes. You see, you've seen all the stuff on seed oils. They're like, it's poisonous, but then you look at the actual evidence and it's like, wow. There's been studies on diet Coke. Like you know when you diet Coke's I drink a day? Yeah.

I feel like if that's the only thing I'm doing like that's not that bad, you know, yeah That's it. They'll come back and coke zero. That's it's like that and like work your skin You look pretty fucking healthy. You're so nice. I'm just being honest. You look right and then chin You're one of the best looking men I've ever seen in person. Thank you. Appreciate it I was telling chin I was around a bunch of big Koreans this weekend. Yeah Is that racist? I went there soon as I'll tell my bro. I went to a bunch of big Koreans this weekend. Yeah. Is that racist? I went, as soon as I saw a channel like Bra, I went to a bunch of Korean thing this weekend. In Japan, there was no such thing before World War II as a six foot tall Japanese person because their diet was just different.

When the American diet got introduced, you saw a lot of milk drinking. You're welcome. You got a lot of six foot Japanese. You're welcome. You get Otani's. Look that up. Look that up. Then get Otani's take a little break. People keep asking about our new year's resolutions. I go, well, I know I'm trying to get this winner woken up for 20, 25,

but I can't do those prescription drugs. I can't do the gas. You can feel any more strong though, but I need it all natural back by science, dude. Nothing else. Oh, how about this? How about the sexual performance booster called Joy Mode? What? Designed to support erection, quality and firmness and sex drive. Yeah, but is it back? It contains clinically supported doses of argonine, nitrate, L-citrulline, panics, ginseng,

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What's a Brent in your family history? Cause so in my, in my entire family history, I'm the tallest that has ever existed as far as we know. Right? You are. I am. Yeah. Six foot two, six foot three ish, but you, you're really tall. You're tall than your older brother, which I am the same way. Mom and dad in his family are big people. Taller? Yeah, my dad's like six, four.

Yep. But then we had a great, great grandpa who's like six, seven, six, eight. No, for real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And dad, dad is that strong. My aunt Sophie's like six foot, like we have some. Oh.

Yeah, mom. So yes, you had like people in your history. I have none in my history. You're the outlier. Yeah. You've also been lifting weights since you were in your history. I have none in my history. You're the outlier. You've also been lifting weights since you were in fourth grade. That doesn't make you taller though. No, it makes you dense though. It makes you-

But look at Tiger. Yeah, that's true. He's dancer than I was at nine. Shit, he's still eight, dude. Yeah, I've seen pictures of you when you were 18. You were actually kind of thin. That's thin. Yeah, Tiger's thick.

Yeah, and he doesn't, you know, it's just natural. Yeah. But his mom has so much muscle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah moms Mom tosses you around like a baton Damn typical was five five. I'd be Godzilla in that bitch. Oh, yeah, yeah be a real hit Yeah, everyone's at dick level. It'd be cool. Well, I know the women are probably five foot four eleven It's all for a big white John Wayne. Yeah, how big Brown? Yeah Cool. Yep, and you look are they what's the average height now though?

Of Japanese people? Can't be much taller It's a good question not much taller, but I would say Five seven. Isn't the average American man five nine? I believe so. Yeah. So American Caucasian. Just American man.

It's good. Five nine. Five. How do you know that? Oh, yeah. I've, I know stupid shit. With the. Five nine. Five nine. Five nine. How do you know that? Again. I know stupid shit. With the. Five nine.

Wow. Not tall. Five nine is not tall. No. I'm always surprised at how many people I'm taller than when I take pictures and stuff. A lot of guys are thicker, but I'm tall. You're pretty tall, Brian.

Five 11. Mm-hmm. It's not tall, but. Yeah, you're pretty tall, I said. Unfortunately, a lot of my height's in my torso, and we know this, in my neck. It's just not my legs. You're built like a frog. 5'11". It's not tall, but. Yeah, you're pretty tall, I said. Unfortunately, a lot of my height's in my torso. Let me know this, in my neck. It's just not my legs.

You're built like a frog. Yeah. All legs. Short legs, short legs. Yeah, five, and what's the average girl? Five, six, I wanna say? Five, five? I think it's five, four.

Might be five, six, actually. I'm gonna say five, six. Five, six, I said five, six, remember? Five, four? Yeah, five, four. Oh yeah, that makes sense, actually. Yeah, five, four. I'm five, two. five six. Five four? Yeah, five four. Oh yeah, that makes sense actually. Yeah, five four. Five two.

Are you five two? Yeah. How tall is Beyoncé? Beyoncé is six seven. What? No, she looks really short compared to Post Malone in the halftime show. She can't be six seven.

Do you see that? Beyoncé is six seven. Five six. Five six. Wow, she's kind of petite. So five six is pretty tall for a girl. Does she age? Because she looks unbelievable.

Joanna's five six. What? I thought she was way shorter. Five six. There you go. I don't believe that. All right. But that's your wife, so you should know more than me.

Five, six. Is Taylor Swift tall? Yeah, she's tall. Well, they have heels on too. Oh, see, look. It says here, Beyonce is clearly above five seven. Well, she's got heels. But Taylor's tall. Yeah, I thought heels on too. Oh, see, look. It says here, Beyoncé is clearly above 5'7". Well, she's got heels. But Taylor's tall. Yeah, I thought she was tall.

She looks like Lanky. How tall is she? I think she's 5'8". 5'8"? That's your North Star. Or 5'10". Remember that picture with her and Bruno Mars? She's long.

Yeah, I don't know if she's that tall, but she's tall. 5'10'' sounds about right. Oh, wow. They thought these pictures were not real, but... Obtured? Yeah. That is so hilariously... That's crazy. The angles, too sounds about right. Oh wow. They thought these pictures were not real. Doctored? Yeah. That is so hilariously. That's crazy.

The angles too and everything, but still he is. No, no, no. He's tiny. Have you ever seen, yeah, he's tiny. Have you ever seen the picture of Aaron Judge and Atoove? Yeah, we saw that. It's so funny. Fucking wild.

Yeah. That shit's pretty there. Yeah. That one's fucking tiny, huh? Bro. Five, four. Tiny bad ass. Literally. Yeah, uh, yeah, I was fucking tiny huh bro 5 4 tiny badass literally All the all the uf all the UFO news kind of went away, huh? You're here shit about it. Yeah, I

Think they stopped Or like, you know, they I think I was watching this thing on social media I forget which platform was on but they're showing how many UFO sightings in America compare the rest of the world. We just got problems. We're just a bunch of crazy people here. It's not even close to, to the rest of the countries. What do you mean?

Like, uh, like reported sightings. It's insane. It shows from 1940 to 2024. It's all Americans. Oh, it's all it is. But also what happened to the abductions and the anal probes, remember that? Like you get all these rednecks.

That's just gay dudes. I was gonna say, you had sex. Yeah, gay dudes are like, goddamn aliens. Like, here's your buddy. That was an alien. You didn't put your dog in me. There's your buddy Greg. That was your buddy Greg.

Your buddy Greg fucked you in the ass. Yep, your buddy Greg. And he was wearing sunglasses when in the ass. Yep. Your buddy Greg. And he's wearing sunglasses when he did it. Yeah. That's right. What do you got, Jen? Oh, let me just start off real quick with the, you've seen the Jeju Korean airplane crash.

Yeah. Right. I've seen that. That's like the worst thing forever. It's cause of the birds. Well, do we- By that, they say it's too early to know if it's the birds because they're the landing gear wasn't Working too if you watch the video. Oh, do you want to watch the video? I'm not gonna play it on air

But I'll show you the video. I haven't seen it So it's just okay. This is horrific by the way So this during landing there's no landing gear it's just dragging? Yeah. Oh my god. Well, they crashed into something. So, it's called a localizer. It has antennas to help them like, you know, navigate but the reason why this is crazy is because it was like this huge concrete barrier which typically they only have like, you know, metal things to hold it up but they had this huge concrete barrier that they just slammed into and it's obviously, you know, it's too much for the airplane to take. So two people survived. Wow.

Only two. Two, yeah. Like 500 nations down. Well, they all, they all freaking burned alive. That's what's the saddest part. I'm sure there are some, you know, it's so sad. How many people on the plane? Jen, what do we know? What, like if, so that's them landing after a bird ran into it. So they're landing.

So no, they said- Somebody say, hey, don't go there because there's a giant brick wall. No, no, no. So- No one gave them a heads up? No, no, no. So they're saying it's early reports, but there's nothing, they can't guarantee anything. They have to do the investigation with the black boxes. But someone did, there was someone that texted their

family members saying like, oh, bird just hit the engine. You know, I don't know if this is gonna be in my last text message or whatever. So they're saying that it could potentially be that, but then also the landing gear didn't work. And then some experts looked at the wings when it was going down. You know, the flaps go up, right?

None of those were working. So maybe just malfunctioned. Is it a Boeing plane? Yeah, it's a Boeing plane. Oh, God. Them bitches can't get a break. Yeah. So out of like what? Boom was like finally 2024 is over. It's been a rough year. And then someone was like, hold my bear before we go.

And hit that wall. So they said like experts are saying if there wasn't, it was just like metal, you know, like, you know, like poles or whatever, holding up those antennas, the survival rate would be way higher than obviously, than just sliding into this huge thing. Yeah, it's terrible. Oh, it's a big night. Concrete wall.

It's terrible. It's horrible. It's not built for collisions. We don't hear about airplane crashes at all. That's one of my worst fears too. Like. I think you go so quickly, Bubba. Yeah, you don't feel much.

You go quick. Hold on, dude. That's what they say. I think it impacts and you get knocked out and they on, dude. That's what they say. I think it impacts, and you get knocked out, and they just burned alive. That's what I think. Yeah. Which is gotta be.

And you hope you stay knocked out, right? Yeah, I hope I stay knocked out. I think you're unconscious. I mean, I hate to tell you this. Usually from, like they said, Kobe, when it was going down, they would have been unconscious, and then all the stuff happened.

That's, pfft. When my friend's brother used to literally be the person who goes and investigates plane crash, like that hit the ground and they would, I mean. Find shoes. You'd find shoes with all the bones. You go through your shoes, your body goes through the shoes. Oh my God.

So your shoes are open and you'd find bones in the shoes. Your whole body goes through your shoes. How crazy is that? That's why Brian wears sandals. In this case, it's like, I'm going to go through the front of your shoes. So your shoes are open, and you'd find bones in the shoes. Your whole body goes through your shoes. How crazy is that? That's why Brian wears sandals. In this crash law, you can see that they were on the tarmac sliding, so it's kind of going slower.

So to me, my imagination. I would be like, oh, we're good. Oh, I would want to think that way. In my head, I'd close my eyes and be like, oh, I would. In my head, I'd be like, oh, we should be good because we're on the ground. You're not going to think you're going to run into a fucking wall. You don't think you're going to run.

So I'd be like, at least we're on the ground. It's better than being in there. And then that happens. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think they were like. I'm a positive person. I'm like, oh, thank God.

We're going to survive. It's going to suck, but we're going to survive. And then that happens. Oh, man, look at that. Two people survived probably in the very back of the plane. So it was like a flight attendant. I think, I believe it was a male flight attendant and then another crew member. I'm not sure what they did though.

Are they okay? Are they, I'm not okay, but are they fucked up? They're in stable condition. That's what I heard. They're probably not. But the fact that they, they survived two people out of, you know, 181 people. 174. What?

174. 179 died. Oh wow. I think that's what I said, right? And then they don't, don't you have a remorse, right? What do they call it? Survival remorse?

Survivor's guilt. Survivor's guilt. That's terrible. What else you got, Chen? All right. Wow. That was pretty big news cause airplane crashes don't happen that often.

Yeah. They do. Like passenger ones. Flying's ridiculously safe. Yeah. Okay. Well, we tried to do our little gift exchange plane crashes don't happen that often. They're like passing through. Flying's ridiculously safe. Yeah. Okay, well we tried to do our little gift exchange here and it didn't work out so well, Bry.

Next year you're gonna be better though, right? Yes. Okay, so I thought we'd show you some examples of what some people in the NFL, quarterbacks, give to their teammates. Yep. Can we go through and play the Clips, Chip? I feel like Burrow should be the MVP.

I feel like he's the best player in the league right now. If the... Fuck, hold on. Stop for a second. I totally agree. He's so good. I totally agree. Let me tell you. He's throwing for like 300 yards. How many games? It's not just that he's so good. He also takes so much punishment.

And his defense sucks. I know. Yeah. And he just delivered. So I would give Burrow or I would give Saquon Barkley. This is why I don't get why Barkley didn't win MVP, especially if next week, if he breaks Eric Dickerson's record in the entire history of the NFL, there's only been nine guys who rushed for 2000 yards.

There's only been one guy to run. There's only been nine. So wait, so go give me the stats because I saw this. So there's only nine running backs in the history of the NFL. Think of my runbacks. Only nine of them ever broke 2000 yards. The most recent one was Henry, right? So for the Titans, Derek Henry. There's only nine ever. So you look at Josh Allen's numbers, which are great. Lamar Jackson's great. But we've seen that

before. We've only seen nine in the history of the NFL break 2,000 yards. Not only has he broken 2,000 yards, if he gets gets over I think it's like 105 yards Sunday He breaks the all-time record How the fuck is that not your MVP and it's not even a running league. It's an all-passing league So there's there's burrows. We've seen burrows before it's Dan Marino. We've seen fucking Lamar Jackson's before we've seen Josh Allen's before We've never seen a Saquon Barkley. Mm-hmm And he's like fourth in MVP voting the fuck is wrong with you guys. That's crazy. It's wild Who else and his team's fucking good ahead of him?

His team's great Josh Allen is number one and Lamar Jackson number two. That's a tough one. Cuz Lamar's beat Josh Allen head-to-head and I think they've beat the Chiefs too. That's Chiefs only loss. So it's, it's tough. Your Chargers win. My Chargers did win. We beat the Patriots. That means we have clinched a wild card spot. We either go to Buffalo or we go visit Lamar.

Tough one. It's going to be tough. They're both going to be tough. I'd rather, I'd rather play the Bills. Just be happy you made it. I am happy. I think. I said give Harbaugh three years and we're going to win a Superbowl.

We're already in the playoffs. I'm good Well, your boy Herbert had a great game. Yeah, three touchdowns 280 yards stud stud bro. So good He's so good. I watched me my broncos and was like overtime. I just love oh when they miss that field I'm like Broncos been deserved to win this I hope they don't He's because we can we can win this weekend against the second-rate chiefs team still getting the playoffs I think they don't deserve to burrow really the chiefs the chiefs record is so like surprising to me. It's bullshit Yeah, I don't feel like they haven't run that's ridiculous. They've won 14 fucking games I know but more than they have to do because they're that good. It's like that that I something's going on when you watch them

They're not that good. Yeah, also have the refs on their side people keep saying that Kelsey's number prove it oh Kelsey's done an awful year but he's no he's still it's a great year that's tied in for the fucking Raiders destroys keep winning though they just keep winning yeah but despite Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes right they're winning like close like close games. Mahomes still delivering so- No, he's not. Kelsey's still doing really well, isn't he? No, not completely-

He's always there. He's always there to catch the ball. It's always like at the right time. That's all I'm saying. He's always delivering. Bring up the stats. Bring up the stats compared to the rest of the tight ends. The Raiders tight end, rookie, ball it.

I think Kelsey's having a great season. I think you'll see. You know? They're gonna win the Super Bowl, guys. I don't think so. Nobody wants to give it up to them and they just keep winning. I mean.

So he's tied for eighth. And he's only had three touchdowns. For him that'd be a bad year. Yeah, but he just keeps, he still gets the yards when it matters So just get that first down. You're one of those guys. Okay. Oh, that's good. I don't know great. Oh You're swiftly five to fifty. Jesus with his dad bod. It's great Love. Yeah, I don't think cheese we're gonna do it. I don't mom so fucking sick of them, too

Yeah, everybody. Well, everybody I talked to says that I don't understand I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it boring It's boring. They're so boring to watch. They're so boring, but they still have to homes isn't doing the cool shit anymore No, Travis Kelsey's oldest fuck. They're winning Taylor Swift's there. You're like fuck off, dude Let's get some I'd love for Josh Allen to win I'd love to see the Lions do something the. Of course. Yeah, like let them go. The city of Detroit needs a lot. I'd love for Lamar Jackson just to fucking put a-

That's my fantasy quarterback. Stomp a mud hole in their ass. Oh my God. I'm so sick of the Chiefs. Everybody says that, I think they're gonna, 15 to one, holy shit. Yeah, yeah. The best record in the league.

Right? Yeah. I mean, they just get the job done. They're in there. It's the Lions Niners tonight. Sorry? Niners suck. Niners of the past.

Too many injuries. I know. What else we got? Fuck the... But Joe Burrow is awesome. Did you want to watch this stuff? He's by far the best player I've watched. Yeah, let's see this.

Listen to what he says. There were guns. I was like, I don't know about guns guys. And so. You have samurai swords? In my mindset, I was like what's a cool weapon? Samurai swords, I think, are pretty dang cool. And Nicole, she works for me.

She was able to go and find them for me. So she did a great job Finding the best ones out there. So I think guys were excited about it. They wanted done great gift I'll take a fuck they wanted gun. Yeah, but I'll take a samurai sword a real one. You can tell he's not a gun guy Yeah, and snow would not happen. Here's some samurai. So yeah by guns for me. Yeah, I don't know. I'll go with them Yeah, yeah true Kim by Spencer. Yeah, I don't know. I gotta go with them. Yeah. Yeah. True. You can buy just a bunch of guys and give them a lot.

I thought this was a classy move. Daniel Jones, who was released, he still bought like these limited edition bottles of tequila for the team with the O-line. That was nice. He got released. Yes. What does that mean?

He's a free agent? They cut him. They cut him. He's off the team. Just that. He has no job. He'll get picked up next year. I thought you off the team. Just that. He has no job. Yeah.

He'll get picked up next year. I thought you'd like Brock Purdy though. He got trucks for his O-line. What's funny though, you look at his salary compared to the O-line, I mean, he makes nothing. Nothing. They're the highest paid O-line. I think the O-line combines like 300 mil and then he makes like, I think it's 900,000 a year. Yeah, He's still under.

They should have been buying him car. Yeah. I didn't realize how much some of these quarterbacks make. Um, well, he's still on his rookie contract. Like he'll get paid bank next year. This is the last year. Then he'll make bank. Yeah.

What, what, uh, somebody else bought, uh, the, the O line, um, golf carts. There it is. Yeah. Hertz and Saquon. Yeah. Personalized golf carts. That's pretty cool. Yeah. This one, I don't know what to say about luggage and Delta gift. Fuck off.

Come on. For a young kid to have like what the fuck. And Herbert's young too. You know what that is. Herbert had an assistant deal with it. What assistant would pick that? I've been an assistant to NFL players. I would never pick Delta. Aw, look at that poor guy showing off his dumb. He has an older assistant. This makes Herbert look terrible. It's not a good look. No, you're just not in tune. I bet those guys like, thanks dude. Also, all of them are so rich, like thanks for the luggage. Delta gift card? And they're not using that luggage. luggage a lot of those guys using we've little time. Yeah, they're like, thanks, dude That's so weak of Herbert. Yeah. Well, you said Louis Vuitton so Russ gave him 10k air me Airbnb gift card. That's pretty lit cuz I'm seeing Louis Vuitton duffel bag shoes from rest clothes Okay, that's free. Oh, that's right, dude. Well, this is kind of weak. Just fuck too. Hey guys That's right, dude. Well, his is kind of weak. Just fuck too. Hey guys, here's my shoes that I got for free to you Oh, and here's my wife's rum that we also got for free, but the 10k Airbnb gift cards kind of cool

Customs see Louie with Tom Duffel bag. Hey better than fucking Herbert Herbert's so weak Fuck dude luggage unless that Delta cards got you know, 10,000. Yeah how much it but you notice they don't say how much is on the Delta card That means there's not much on there. Wait a minute Josh Jacob's hundred thousand dollar diamond chain Not a good place to spend your money. Did he didn't he didn't buy us. Oh he bought that. Okay Yeah, it's not a good way to spend your money Josh Just not so you guys remember our only fans model who had had sex with 100 people in a day and cried about it? Now she wants to do 1,000. Oh.

What do we think? Records are made to be broken. She needs to go see a psychiatrist. Right? But do you hear the Airbnb she rented out of? They're like pissed. Cause there's, oh yeah, there's hum all over the walls. Oh stop.

No, literally you're gonna have to burn that place down. You got a thousand dudes fucking in there all day? She said, to kind of set the scene, I had finished a 14-hour slog of a very hard and stressful day, Phillips told TMZ, when she's talking about the first one. I think this is so bad for our culture that we even think this is so bad for our culture that we even think this is in any way remotely

anything other than a severe mental illness. So every guy involved in that is contributing in one way or another to her total destruction. The whole thing is fucking gross. So she goes, I came up with the idea of maybe breaking the world record of 919 men in a day. That'd be kind of iconic. My team was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. You got to walk before you can run. Oh, my team. It's hard to stay really high energy throughout 14 hours of really long stressful day.

We also had slight issues. People were getting cold feet, dropping out, which is fine. But obviously next time we're going to book in a lot more guys to make sure that if we have them drop out, it doesn't really matter. If you've got a hundred dudes up cam for them, like they thought it was a good idea. They're like, dude, I can't fuck on camera. Yeah, it's, it's all disheartening. She has a dad. It's all fucking, this is a severely ill human being who needs help. Like just a tension whore heavy on the whore.

It's like the craziest shit. I can't stand any of it. I can't stand it. I think this every while when I'm scrolling on my feet, it, the number of girls who are just gyrating in there. Yeah, they look amazing. I get it. You know, I don't even know if you're AI or real.

I just, for my, for me, like I understand, but it's, it's just another form of addiction. You just, I just scroll and get the fuck out of here. It's so weird man it's just this thing. So um you know President Trump got in he says you know he's gonna keep women and men sports like separated he's gonna end this transgender lunacy. Yep. And an article that I found after that was this man who is a chomo. A what? Pedo.

Child, yeah. Yeah. Identified as a female. Yeah. Went to a female prison. Yeah. And then beat his cellmate to death. Oh, yeah.

Oh, what a surprise. Yeah, right here. All right, not to death, sorry. Just beat her up so badly. So the former ailment at Washington state women's prison was repeatedly sexually aid by her hulking transgender cellmate who was transferred to the prison after changing

her gender identity, according to a new Of course what a surprise. Oh, yeah, I mean now that's an exception You gotta stop that that's not good, but this is the exception But yeah, it's so every man could just identify as a woman and like go to the other side Well, they'll take advantage of the loophole even if they don't feel even if they're not really transgender It's they're not gonna get shanked there fucked with there. So they just go. Yeah, I feel like a chick put me in with them That's what they're not really transgender, they're not gonna get shanked there or fucked with there, so they just go, yeah, I feel like a chick, put me in with them. That's what they're doing. They're finding loopholes.

Everyone's gonna take advantage of the system. Put that dude in fucking gen pop with men, see what happens. Well, he knows what's gonna happen, that's why he goes to the female prison. Yeah, you're gonna get killed. All this is blown over. It's putting a stop to it. It's left wing lunacy. That's what the left brought you, everybody. It's putting a stop to it. It's the left wing lunacy. That's what the left brought you, everybody.

That's what the left brought you. Here's a little heartwarming one. I thought this was cute. Want to show this? They call this kid the teammate of the year. Oh, this is great. Everyone's older than me. Everyone's bigger than me.

Oh, oh. It's all off the top of my head. No, Bobby, listen to me. Trust me. Look at me. Look at me, Bob. I'm the shortest kid here. Listen, it doesn't matter who you are.

It doesn't matter if you're short, you're young, it doesn't matter if you're tall or height, it doesn't matter if you're fat, it doesn't matter if you're tall. Bob, you are a brilliant rugby player, you understand that? You're insane, you are actually insane for your age. You're insane, come on, give me a hug.

You're alright, alright? You're really good, come on. You're like ages ago. I love that kid. That's so cute Come on. Come on. So come on. No one can hurt my mom. You're the gay kid. I love that kid. That's so cute. Love that kid. Yeah, that's what you need. It got to me a little bit.

Yeah, I saw that. I've seen that before. That's badass. It's great. Yeah. That's great. B, I know you're way deep into JonBenet stuff, and her dad's coming out because there's new DNA research we can do now, and he's digging more and asking the police to

open up the case again and take some more look to find what that unidentified male DNA was that was on her. They should. Why not? Right? Yeah, I know. There's so many errors by that Boulder

police department. I guess a lot of people are coming out and saying like, why can't he just let it go? And it's like his kid. Fuck you. You can't let it go. Thank you. Never let it go? And it's like his kid. You can't let it go. Thank you. Never let it go in a million years.

No. Ruined your life beyond. Your mother, your wife died. You know the shit he went through and they accused you and your wife? And your son, you know. Yeah, but they kind of showed through the son a little bit, but obviously he's fucked up, but you get accused of killing your own daughter when it's clearly not you.

In the worst way. And the media and the Boulder Police Department were coming out with news to make it look like you did it when you had nothing to do with it. Now fuck you. Yeah, hell yeah, run that DNA. That'd be amazing if they found the killer. That'd be great.

We kind of think we know who it is already. Woman's dad, 14. Shin and I both found this one. Shin, do you want to take it? No, you go for it. Okay, so. When I was in Florida, I was watching this. A man, a woman, and the woman's daughter are at a motel and they order a pizza

and she only has a $50 bill and it was like, like 47 something. So I'm sorry. Now it was much less than she wanted change back and she couldn't get change back from the woman who's delivering the pizza. So she just gave her like a $2 tip instead. Well that pizza delivery lady right there came back later with a dude and stabbed her 14 times while the dude held the father and the daughter in the bathroom at gunpoint over the bad tip. And did the lady die?

No. No. No. She was pregnant. So she was stabbed in the belly too. She lost the baby? No, we don't know yet. Well that'd be, that lady's gone away for a long time.

No she was talking and stuff, yeah. She should. That's terrible. She should go away forever. No she's clearly crazy and fat. She's a scumbag. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Well.

I mean. Wow. To end on a fun note I got this video of a will ferrell Smoking an e-cig at the Kings game dressed as buddy the elf You know, I do look so miserable You know, why do you look so miserable? The elf thing going. Is that thing lit? I don't think it is.

He's hilarious. He's so funny. Yeah. He's just drinking his beer as buddy the elf. Look at him. He could give a shit. Look at his face. Is that his wife and his kid? That's his kid, yeah. Yeah, they've been together since like 2000, I think.

Amazing. And then, um... Look at him. he's hilarious. Yeah, he's a big Kings hockey fan. Is he a Canadian? No. No. No, he's from Irvine. Yeah, he's from Irvine.

Yeah. He's from Irvine, yeah. No shit. Until like UCI or ABC. Yep. I thought that was kind of a fun little holiday thing. Is that it dudes? There it is.

Damn, Will Ferrell turned down a $29 million offer to do a sequel of The Elf. You know I'm good man, that's over. Mm-hmm. We're gonna be, be. Brian Cowan's gonna be in Phoenix, Arizona this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Stand up live?

Desert Ridge Improv. All right. Phoenix, Arizona. January 2,, Saturday. Stand up live? Desert Ridge Improv. All right. Phoenix, Arizona, January 2, 3, and 4. But the big dog, January 10th and 11th. We got off in Texas, baby. Buy tickets early Friday, early late Friday, early Saturday, late Saturday, where I'm shooting a special and Sunday. What days are you shooting?

You're shooting all of them? I'm shooting just Saturday. Just Saturday? January 11th. Yeah. Two shows? Shooting shoes? Two shows. Two shows. Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited. There it is. Alright, kids. This is the Finally Kid. We're out.