The Fighter & The Kid - Welcome to Miami | TFATK Ep. 1066

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen recap Bryan's visit to Miami and hanging out with Jorge Masvidal, Bryan's re-listening of the bible and how that affected Brendan, Brendan's enormous size in person, Brendan's incoming check from the UFC lawsuit, current events around the world including Hooters possibly going into Bankruptcy and much more! MUD\WTR - Start your new morning ritual and get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code Fighter at http://mudwtr.com/Fighter ! #mudwtrpod Magic Mind - https://www.magicmind.com #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby There we are buddy, fresh off the Miami train Fresh off the, you like South Beach? It's good for your skin right? Your skin does look better I did a little uh

A few less wrinkles I got one of those rent-a-bikes and my boy Jerry McFadden who's Rent-a-bike? Uh yeah, you can rent bikes there you know those are like motorcycles no sir it's a little pedal bike now you can get an electric bike but I got the manual bike oh got on that and just strolled I biked with my buddy Jerry who retired there down South Beach yes and oh to be young again oh to be young again, oh, to be young again with some cash in my pocket. Oh yeah.

Oh, to, to not bar hop party hop on a Saturday at all those hotel restaurant bars that are right on the water. Oh no, SLS and Pound Blue. Lord have mercy on me. They probably won't let you in, huh? No, no, no. They probably thought you and your friend were gay as shit riding bikes. Well, we're a couple oldies. I know, but white, older, like that thought you and your friend were gay as shit writing by well work up oldies I know but white older like yeah, that's usually that's in South Beach is like one or two people right like rich whites and

Gays down there. I don't I didn't see any gay. Oh buddy. Maybe I went to the wrong area Soggy, I know I saw I saw very good-looking very good-looking people everywhere. Oh, yeah I would I'm gonna make sure Donnie's not attacking because I make a case right now I make a case. I've been I've been all over the world. It's been a lot of time all over the world and Well, Miami's our speed Is there any other speed Bob there is you know what I'm saying though that last just in Minnesota It's just not our speed. I mean but but like that, that, that Latin, that beautiful Latin hotness. Mmm. You know what my problem with Miami is? There's no sense of urgency.

Well, see... Even at Starbucks, it's that Latina, we'll get to it when we get to it. That's what I love about it. Really? I love it. Yeah, I, I, I, my shows were starting 20 minutes late, and I love it. Yeah, I and I my shows were starting 20 minutes late and I loved it now my Friend like said you think you started an hour late and he fell asleep We started apologize. We started late went to your late show. He went to get on stage like lately Yeah, cuz I had three people get on there, which is a tough one So they were so great and Jorge Mazra was at at that show. How great is Jorge? The best. Did you smoke some El Cubanos with my man?

My man, well, the people got word that I liked cigars. So I do only in date or something with Jorge, it's just he and I. We just kind of do a podcast together talk. And then we went to a cigar place right there. It's a lounge but also place I look at this guy was Cuban with his assistant who is from Cuba. She was What's the word attractive is two-week award really? Yeah, beautiful two-week award You see your deep though cigar. She didn't do that. She was just there with her hair in a tight bun with, I don't know, a mini skirt.

Yeah, there's something about the skin. And anyway, one of those girls with a blowout situation and probably just naturally came out of the womb that way. You understand? And you're just like, you know, cause some of the times girls get those fake butts, but they got skinny legs. I'm talking she was jacked all the way through

and it was just natural. Like should have been- Big cock. Big dick, shouldn't have been playing baseball. That's like Hector Lombard with a wig on. That's exactly what she looked like. And in fact, I talked to our boy Jorge about Hector. He said Hector had more bodies in practice than anybody else.

That guy, if you sparred with him, he would just decide he was going to go all out. Hector? Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You're torsely known for it. Yeah. And I didn't know that Jorge was, when you were at the American Top Team, you were sparring those guys.

It was Hector, it was Yoel, it was everybody. What do you mean everybody, you know? What do you mean you didn't know? They're a team. I just thought that they kind of like kept it to weight classes, no such thing. I didn't know that. No.

Like Neymar Cartwood sparred with me and Shane. Yeah, that's nuts. They all go together. That's nuts. Team. A team, but you guys are a different, and Jorge Mazalove's words, you guys are in a different you're a different ecosystem Yeah, like the heavyweights are different

You can't go crazy if you're a heavyweight because I don't care how the small guys move though. So they're hard to hit Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but um, so we went to a cigar place there and I looked at the guy and threw myself at his feet And said sir Help me. I apologize for your white privilege. Yeah. And he goes, I got you. And so I did, I smoked a little too much. Now you were, you were around, uh, South beach with the, the governor, Corey Masvidal Tom Cruise out there.

Corey Masvidal is Tom Cruise. Do you drive his classic car? Yeah. He's a car guy. He's got some nice cars there. What do you pull up in? I believe there was a, I saw a Porsche, a white Porsche, I think. Um, I saw some nice cars and he showed up, uh, you know, and, and listen, there's, there's some weed out there too. There's some weed out there.

I don't know if you know that, but when they roll on some reefer, yeah. And, and he'll go, he'll go with his, his, you're talking about reefer, like you're talking about a joint that's about as thick as my finger, maybe two fingers. I was like, is that a cigar? These guys are all like, shut up. I'm smoking that. Yeah. I can't do it though. I become a zombie. Either way, it was great. Loved him. I had such a good time. I just, I stayed in little Havana, which I loved, you know, go and get my coffee from the Cuban place, you know, it's my style.

I could live out there, huh? Basically, yeah, I could live out there. I'd wear a Fadoras, I'd wear a... I feel like it's too slow for you. Like, it's slow, Bubba. It's slow. Like, you go to, like, that guy has to be like, you're like city vibe.

I think it's because I grew up that way. I think when I walk down, when I'm in Little Havana and I see roosters on the street, and I see people on their porches. It's how I grew up. It reminds me of my childhood. Right. And so I think I'm so comfortable in that element. Maybe, but could you live there with kids, especially you, you go to restaurants all night, all the time, like you're always out, you know,

I probably couldn't live in. It was a nice little break. Miami's a lot. Miami's a lot. You do this after any nice city Come back. I do I could live there. No, no, I've always loved Miami, but Miami. I was great You'd have to there's it's there's a lot of status. There's a lot of emphasis on how you look it, you know Oh, yeah, there's a lot of that money. If you're ugly down there. It's a bomb If you're ugly in Colorado, you'll be get by Yeah. Ugly Miami? No, no, no. What are you going to do? You're going to go, you're going to get some work done. You're going to clean houses? Yeah. What are you going to do? Yeah. Yeah. If you're unfortunate looking, there's just a limit to what you're going to do. That's

not where you want to be, man. And sometimes you'll see- You and I are Miami fours. Correct. Yeah. Correct. Well, you're a little better looking than I am. LA six, Miami fours. Yeah, I'm a four. but you know also though when you're a man in Miami and you have a Oh money and you got and you got some some you got some swag you got some you got some game It takes that talent. You're so competitive man. Yeah, maybe But there's a little it's like shooting fish in a barrel Wow, I mean to find some tits and ass fish in a barrel. It's out of control. Oh man. It's out of control It's like why are you all built like Ferraris? What's going on here? Yeah, we gotta stay out of there. Yeah

Yeah, it's a situation. Yeah, you can't you can't just you can't throw a tidal wave of Colombian Venezuelan and Cuban women. I don't have so much to this one. It is, you know, I'm good. I've been hibernating. I'm a big old bear, I've been hibernating. You've got to hibernate because- Don't toss fresh meat from Colombia at me. Ease into it, a few white berries. Hey, hey, hey, you have to be like,

excuse me, what is this? Is this the temptation parade? We got to back this off,, I gotta get out of here. I'm not lingering. I'm not really coming out of my hibernation. Look, I'm not lingering because the devil just keeps throwing, he keeps poking at you and after a while you might, you know.

Look at that, that's the whole situation. That is a, that's a, that's literally a Monday at the supermarket. When you're in Miami and you're in the supermarket, the girl bagging your groceries is somebody you might move into your house. Yeah, and they're all trying to get in a Daddy Yankee video. It's so competitive.

Oh, God. Well, there you go. You're like, I'll move you into my house. I was, you know, it's so funny. But listen, at the end of the day, it's all an illusion. And by the's all an illusion and by the way move is move to Columbia dude your dollar goes so far I went to I did I moved I couldn't I couldn't We're talking all this shit. There's roosters walking around. I felt right at home move to Columbia Hey, hey fuck move to Columbia

Come on man. How long you put up the how long you put this fucking act? I need I need I need an arm grown up is the kids and there's dirt move to Columbia get back to me. No, I listen the column colo say say Columbia go do that Cuba Colombia over there Yeah, there's there's they want chickens run around. There's always a flip side to it Oh, yeah, cuz when you talk to people in Miami, they're like, I like it. It's good. But you know, it's a lot You know, yeah, even for you guys a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Oh traffic But you know, it's a lot, you know, yeah, even for you guys a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Oh traffic Traffic. Well, we're right now. It's bad cuz I was just there right now

It's because I'm doing construction on that one fucking bridge. I was by star island. It's nightmare So in and out the construction all the exit three point seven miles away will take you for 35 minutes horrible Yeah, but it's usually not that bad. Yeah, it's just the construction right now on that bridge. I Yeah, it's not great. Luckily, luckily though, uh, Miami is tempting. It is. Luckily your, your boy finished listening to, listening to, and this is now the third time I've gone through it, listening to the Bible. And I mean the Old and New Testament. Yeah, yeah. Ask me what I got from it. Ask me what I got from it.

I don't know, man. Can you tell me more Miami stories or should I blow my mouth? No, I mean, but it's part of, it's part of the whole yeah. Ask me what I got from it. Ask me what I got from it. Pete Slauson I don't know, man. Can you tell me more Miami stories or? Jared Slauson No, I mean, but it's part of the whole thing. Ask me what I got. Pete Slauson What did you get from it? Jared Slauson In fact, in the Bible, like, God, God, like, looks at Miami and goes like this. He's like, this is, guys. Pete Slauson City of sin. Jared Slauson This is, you know. Pete Slauson But you create them.

Jared Slauson Any Christian, mystic or Buddhist, then when they get to the, to Miami's get to Miami's border, they turn around. You have to turn around. Pete Slauson What did you learn from the Bible? Pete Slauson The Bible? Beware of false gods, false prophets and if you're smiling, you're probably doing something wrong. The end. That's all I have to say. Pete Slauson Let's take a little break. Talk to me about

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If you're smiling, if you're happy. I mean, most philosophy and religion is like, you know, there's a meaning to suffering, self-restriction. It's all about that. Yeah, you're thinking about the guys that wrote those things. Yeah. But, you know, if you're like, yeah, you know, you're probably you're probably up to something You're so I'm something probably up something naughty or if you're happy Yeah, happy happy is

happiest Putting meaning on suffering. Ah, no, that's terrible. Take away Yeah, I'd make the argument if you're happy. I just read the whole Bible bro. You're not you're godless. When was last time you went? Yeah, I'd make the argument. If you're happy? I just read the whole Bible, bro. You're godless. When was the last time you went to church? Oh man, that's been a hot second. A hot second. You didn't even grow up in the church, did you?

I mean, we used to go, but yeah. Yeah, but you'd go and be like, oh god. Oh yeah, it's tough for kids. What did you do this weekend? What did I do? We finally completed that Hummer and then Tiger, has the flu hit this new strain? Yeah, I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu.

I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu. I think it was the flu. Uh, what did I do? We finally complete that Hummer and then tiger. The, has the flu hit your, this, this new strain?

Yes. It took the family down like a tidal wave. Like a tidal wave. Joanna's been sick for legit two weeks. My wife is sick for three weeks. Yeah. It's been long. It didn't really bother me, but then it got,

Bailey, she had like rash all over her little fat feet and then hit Bosty for over a little fat feet and then hit Basti for like a day or two and then hit tiger. They get super tired. He was on Friday. So then he was sick Friday. He had practice. Didn't go well. Then he had to pitch Saturday and have a football game Sunday. They left this morning for Chicago. So yeah, he's not feeling great. I know for his birthday felt bad for him. That's a lot. Still played well, but not. Yeah. My son, played well, but yeah my son my son my three-year-old

I have a cold and he's he just powers through I'll tell you all in it though That's the thing my third don't matter whoever gets it. Yeah, everyone getting it So my daughter gets colds my 13 year old son Has got some weird gene that it's the same thing my brother-in-law has he doesn't get sick He doesn't get sick and I don't care if he's been exposed. My kids were coughing in his face. He's good. This kid doesn't get sick.

And he didn't even as a kid, he never got any kind of cold ever. I've never seen him with a cold. Usually kids are just a little freaking Petri. Oh, they're Petri dishes. Oh my God. My son just never gets sick. It's nuts. The fucking scarlet fever.

Like, what is it? Fucking 1300s. Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff's in the, yeah. Yeah. There's like a smallpox outbreak, some shit up the street. Measles, measles, measles bumping.

Well, a lot of kids aren't getting vaccinated. So what happens is they lose their herd immunity. So kids will get it. Measles. You get all kinds of shit. Yeah. It's little Petri dishes. Yeah. Yeah. No, that flu, I get it. Measles, you get all kinds of shit. Yeah, it's little Petri dishes. Yeah, yeah.

No, that flu, I avoided it, because I did this thing that this doctor told me to do, but usually, man, you're around for stuff. Hey, what'd the doctor tell you to do? You really want to know? It's from the president of the American Cardiology Association, it used to be, like a real legit doctor. Do you get vaccinated?

He's the doctor other doctors go to when they have- But do you get vaccinated? Yeah. Okay, go. What'd he say? Yeah. Vaccines are good. I mean, you can have an argument about your COVID thing,

but other vaccines, you don't want smallpox drugs. No, no, no. But he said a long time ago, he said, this doesn't work all the time, but the philosophy is this. Suck on a zinc lozenge and then suck on a chewable vitamin C where you can put a little raw honey in the back of your throat. Either way, you do those three things alternate.

Alternate. If you're around colds or you feel like you're about to get sick. And the reason you do that is because it'll keep the, it'll localize the virus in your throat and won't spread to other cells. And so, you know, as they take a vitamin C, well, that was like acorbic acid.

Acorbic acid will actually coat your throat and it'll coat your throat and it won't allow the virus to take hold. So you can actually keep it at bay if you do, and then zinc is really good too. And zinc, zinc lozans, it's got to be a lozans. So I did, I'll do it for literally four or five days. If someone's sick in the house. Yeah. And I just keep that shit there and I'll put a little raw honey as antibacterial and antiviral too. So I'll hold the raw honey because you, if you do,

and I'll do that every hour, every and a half and I'm telling you right now 90% of the time it works I have it has not worked at sometimes but for the most part it does because the virus has a chance your body has Chances to go I see that and it fights long as I blocks 50% Yeah, it'll fight it right there. You didn't know that I never told you about that. That's it. It's a no I don't you sick too much. Yeah. I got one for you. So I got a lot of friends who are musicians, you know, they're on tour a lot and they swear by this. They're like, anytime you think you're going to get sick or even before preventative, you get oil of oregano. It comes in this little vial, okay? Right where they sell

like the essential oils. Drop it into like a chamomile tea. Now you can only do like three or four drops and get a blender for it. It is the toughest thing. You will get down. Yeah, I've got it. But I swear to you. But it stops it? It not only like stops it, but it'll like reverse and you feel different.

Yeah, well, it beat you up so much, especially with the musicians like traveling all the time. Yeah. Like on planes. We listened to SEMA though. And then your sleep cycle gets all off. When we were in SEMA for that whole week, the day one I was like, oh shit.

Yeah, you were sick. I'm not going to feel good. So I door dashed it to my room, drank two full cups of it, and it was good the rest of the week. It tastes awful. Oil or oregano, they think will actually turn your body, it makes the virus, it's hard for the virus to replicate or something in your body. So it makes it an inhospitable place to go.

So it doesn't spread? Yeah. It's actually good for your gut. And speaking of... There's peptides you can... I take peptides though that help your immune system. That's usually... I usually get super sick every year, twice a year, definitely ill.

But since I started these peptides, your boy don't get sick. My buddy's a doctor, he was telling me he takes them. He was like, there's nothing better. Now when I want mental... I need a mental performance shot when I want something that's cheaper than a cup of coffee but has a great nootropic benefit. I'll tell you what, Justin Herzog could have used that this weekend with his calls in the Cejudo fight.

Oh dude, with little mental clarity. If he had a little magic mind, he would have been good to go. Yeah, that was a nasty eye poke, I'll tell you that much. Frustrating. Yeah, nasty. That was a really rough one. Because Cejudo looked good, didn't he?

No. No. He lost all three rounds. Yeah. But still, it's my fourth one. Did you see that b-ball? Better b-five? Yeah.

Wow. No way to go. Better be a fight. Yeah No, it is best Yeah, he's a stud Boxing at its best Gene I feel like you don't get sick a lot either. I don't yeah, it's an Asian thing though I don't see a lot of Asian sick I'm Asian know if that's true. You may actually know that's sick. I mean, I don't know.

My friends' kids get sick all the time. But I mean, kids are different. Kids, it's immune system. They're building back to it. My neighbors are Asian. They're both Chinese. And they were very sick. The woman was sick, and the kids were sick.

So yeah. You think it has something to do with the amount of alcohol? I don't know. I told Brenner earlier, yeah. I think I've damaged my body so much. So my immunity has just built up so strong. When you drink whiskey, again, you're coating your throat. So I remember my girlfriend in college goes to, I think it was like,

they went to India and then like certain parts of the world where you don't want to drink the water. Everybody got like Jardia and dysentery, I mean crazy shit. But their dad was a major alcoholic and all he did was drink. He didn't get fucked off. But don't they say if you take a shot of, I don't know, it could be alcoholics talking. Well. Where they say if you're getting sick.

If you got a belly full of vodka or whiskey, you're fine. You're going to. they kills a lot of yeah Yeah, yeah, or was it apple cider vinegar? He was fine. He was drinking. He had ice drink everything they did He's like whatever Drunk as shit. I'll tell you what your boy's fine, but diarrhea just keeps what up champ. Just have that Ah, well, you know, every now and then pop it up. Have you had a colonoscopy? No, it's for bitches. I think it's more of too much creatine.

Oh, that's exactly what it is. How much you taking? You do everything extreme. Five milligrams. No, no, five's not enough. You need 20. That's way too much. You got to build up to 20.

It's actually not true. It is. I'm trying to get my threshold. I know what Derek said, but I've heard other guys say that that's a lot. Because you get creatine from meat. But if you're eating enough meat, it's hard to get if you've got to eat a lot of meat.

There you go. According to Helmholtz Health, I managed to get three to five grams of creatine. You're taking 20, Bubba. It's too much. And then add to the fact that you put all that nicotine patches in your mouth. Yeah, but look, three to five much. And then add to the fact that you put all that, all that, all those nicotine patches in your mouth.

A little slim 140 pound dudes. But you also, Bubba. I work out every day. But Bubba, you drink, you also are always on a lot of nicotine. A lot of nicotine. So there's a lot of adrenaline going through your body. And caffeine.

And caffeine. Pretty sure it's the creatine that's doing it. I'm sure it is, so why don't we go ahead and dial it down a notch. Dial it back a little bit. Yeah, I was trying toine that's doing it. I'm sure it is. So why don't we go ahead and dial it down and dial it back a little bit? Yeah, I was trying to get that 20 gram threshold. Yeah, you you got some but it's kind of rough on your kidneys Mmm, are you doing powders or the true of the gummies or what are you doing powders until I find a gummy? That's actual five grams. I'll start doing gummies when it's actual five grams. I imagine gummies are hard They don't seem like the easiest thing to take. I know I I don't trust them. No they're yeah that's the thing it has to

be like like Rogan takes the gummies like I'm doing five grams but you don't know if you're actually in five grams. There's only a gummy that was actually five to ten grams man. Is there? I don't know. You're not rolling one out. This is really random, but I was out the other night and someone asked me about how I work with you guys and when you guys wrestle and tussle around on the floor and stuff and they're like, is that real?

I'm like, for the most part, it looks like it's real. I'm like, do I think Brendan's holding back a little bit? Maybe. They think he's like, done, done, yeah. Hold on, hold on. He's not holding back a little bit. Hold on, hold on. He's holding back a lot.

Well, hello. Okay, so I said I think he not holding back a little bit. Hold on, hold on. He's holding back a lot. Well, hello. Okay, so I said, I think he's holding back a little bit. And then a lot of people are like, yeah, you know, is Brendan really big? And I'm like, dude, Brendan is freaking huge. I don't think anybody understands how big Brendan is. I deal with it all the time. Like most people when I meet them,

like, oh, you're a lot bigger than I thought. I'm like, really? Yeah. And then like, this you're actually a legit heavyweight. This same person was bringing up, like, yeah, you know, and they tussled. They're like, what if, you know, they brought up the Nate DS thing? And I was like, listen, we're not even getting into that, because it's just the size difference is just.

They could ask Nate, and he would know. I didn't want to say that. You could ask anybody in the UFC, whoever fought at 155, and I mean anybody. But people don't think he's as big as he really is. You could ask anybody who's ever fought in the history of the UFC at 155, I might go to 172. And if- Especially when Nate fought at 172.

Yeah. And, and if you, if you said, like put them in an elevator and let them go, it's a very bad day for anyone that size. Because he's very skilled too. You gotta remember, he fought on a really high level and he also fought really good guys at heavyweight. Like listen to Chael Sonnen talk about it. Chael was that fucking Olympic alternate.

And, you know, or he's, yeah. Yeah. It is very different. Like Jorge was talking about, he goes, what's he worried about 270 and talking about you? 270, it's rude. It's not hard for him to get to 270. I can get 270 easily.

Not hard at all. He carries it very well. And he was like, yeah, it's a different ecosystem. Yeah, I just feel like people don't get it. They don't. They do when they see me. Guys do, guys do. When they see a big guy. Well, if they see like a picture of like, yeah, it's a different ecosystem. Yeah, I just feel like people don't get it. They don't. They do when they see me. Guys do, when they see a bigger. Well, they see a picture of, even if I have a photo of us

at SEMA together, I'm like, dude, I'm 5'2". Look at his size and width. Yeah. Yeah, but I think I was watching a Bo Nickel thing and they were saying the average guy can't bench press. I'm not laughing, I don't know what you mean. He's like, the average guy can't bench press. I'm not laughing, I don't even mean. He's like the average guy can't bench press 225. And Bo Nicol goes, I could probably do it once.

And I was like, what? Well, Bo doesn't have a chest. But still, 225, just the way I, like I was doing that in high school, that's the standard. And then I'll post my number and people are like, bullshit, I'm like, what, really? Like I'll do 225, I'll knock out 30, no warmup. That's really true.

And your arms are long. Bo would probably feel very different if he grabbed you, that's that wrestling strength. It'd feel like a piece of iron. Oh my god. Like a piece of iron. No, talented, oh my god. It's just that there's different, there's weight room

and then there's that. And then there's wrestling strong. And then if you put those together. But you are wrestling strong. Yeah. You are that strong. You put those together. Yeah, I've seen it.

I've seen it with my own eyes. I've seen you when you were training and I've seen you with very famous, very big guys. I've seen what happens. That's when I saw it. One time I was there with like, I was like, I was with this really, this couple of really famous fucking fighters. And you had to do this thing where you had to actually

pop up and get off and you just, you looked like bam bam. Oh, were they're holding you down? Yeah, and your just neck was, I was like, Jesus Christ. It was when you were, it's just different. It's a different weight class. There's a reason there are weight classes. Do you remember right here when he was doing these flips over your body?

Left and right? Yeah, yeah, but that's nothing. But to people's defense also, but I do a lot of dumb shit, right? Like I, you know, I always do, I'm always silly with Brian and Chris. So it's a lot of it gets lost, you know? Yeah, I think it's good.

Like I always do silly shit. I like being silly. But if I was different. Don't get it twisted. Yeah. But as far as like, you know, visually, even before I actually met you in real life, visually, I think because you have a smaller,

like more narrow face, right? Small head fat face. Small head fat face. Huh? But no, but when you see him on camera, like even right now looking on camera, Brian's head looks bigger than you. I would say a lot of-

Brian's head's bigger than mine. Yeah. I would say a lot of it's also his- Bigger brain for sure. His demeanor though, he doesn't like, it's never been his thing. He's never kind of liked it. No, he doesn't come off as a douche demeanor though. He doesn't like, it's never been his thing. He's never kind of liked it. No, he doesn't come off as a douchebag.

Yeah, he doesn't like it. Like, you know, he's not that like, I'm a fighter. Well, he wanted to be Jared Leno. He didn't want to be that. He's like a... Yeah, not anymore. Now you like it. Yeah, I mean, phenomenal shit.

Yeah, y'all fight right now. Yeah, cause you don't give up. You're not in the game anymore. No, like those days are over. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. That's where I'm at. You might just bully somebody. Sure, sure, yeah. Give them a good squeeze now. You're not in the game anymore. No. Like those days are over. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. That's where I'm at. You might just bully somebody. Sure. Sure. Yeah.

Give them a good squeeze now. You're tired of it. I call it grip. Careful. This is what I would say. Yeah. It can be silly for so long. Eventually it's like, hey, you know what? Fuck it. Let me take these tight pants off and skull fuck your face. That's where I'm at in life. If somebody was messing with you, I'd go like this. I'd go, hey, he might grip you. Careful. He's been known to grip people Yeah, what do you think your grip strength is? I don't know well

I don't know stronger than the strongest man in the world we have it here somewhere, but yeah, no, but I mean beat everyone Yeah, yes stronger than the strongest man in the world. We have somewhere. I don't know where he held it for a minute I want a moment of silence. Yeah a minute. I want a moment of silence. Yeah. Joy Reid, her show is canceled on MSNBC. B, let's take a little break here because this episode of The Fireman Kid is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Financial genius, monetary magicians, these are things people say about drivers like us because we switched to Progressive and save hundreds. Progressive offers discounts for paying in full, owning a home and more.

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I've never seen her show. So when I got canceled, I went, I didn't even know she was on air. Yeah. She's, she is the worst. Ultimate. Wokey. Woke. But she's also getting paid.

She's so condescending and so, Oh dude, I was watching the sag awards last night and then I got to stop watching that shit, you know, what Hollywood is and then Jane Fonda. I'm a huge fan of phenomenal career. Jane F like she's legend. So she wins a lifetime achievement Award and just went on this rant. She's like people will call me woke You mean being sympathetic to human beings like oh god. Damn it. Yeah, she's I was like how you ruined it Jane you you live in the in a bubble biggest tower Yeah, and I don't think you really see what's going on.

I know, it's a bummer. She had such a legendary career, you're watching, I'm like, what a life. And then she ruined it all with that bullshit speech. I'm like, no, you don't need to do this. Well, remember, she was Hanoi Jane. She also went to North Vietnam, you know. And she was, people like my father never forgave her

for that. What are you saying? This is before my time. Oh, yeah. So Jane Fonda went over to the enemy in Vietnam when we were fighting South Vietnamese. I'm in fake war, but what are you doing? She went to North Vietnam. But that's why they called her Hanoi Jane. That's why a whole generation of people like my father never forgave her. No, now she's out. Oh my really? You didn't know that, Baba? No, way before. Bring up some pictures of Jane Fonda posing next to North Korean missiles. You know who she is right Jen? Yeah of course. Legend. Taking pictures of North Korea. I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm not North Korean, I'm sorry, with Vietnamese North Vietnamese. Oh I know, yeah. Whoa. Yeah, man, she was.

whoa yeah yeah she was whoa yeah wow yeah dude that's what she did so people she shooty I can't ever oh dude well she was canceled in the way she she took like a 18-year break, right? Or something like that. Well, she got really rich, but she was just, they never forgave her. Like a lot of Americans were like, you went over to the other side and you were... It was just because she was siding with them, saying how wrong the war is. I mean, a lot of people upset at that war. She was very critical of the American.

Like if you actually think about it, She was right in a way, right? She was right in hindsight, but she went and sort of come forward The idea was she went cavorted with the enemy and said that the North and I you know looking back on it You know cuz that was a monstrous war and we didn't hindsight but at the time and time was fucking there We had we had Americans dying said she regrets Americans don't play with that shit. No. Back then. No, sir. No, no, no.

So she was always considered very, very liberal and very sort of critical of the United States. And again, you look back on it and she was in a large measure, she had a point. But there she is doing the black power symbol. So she was... Oh, she's always been on this kick. But she was also a beautiful actress and using her platform and people didn't like it. But she was protesting the Vietnam War. And looking back on it, good for her.

She was all over QVC when I was a kid. I just knew her as the lady like slanging fucking weird products on QVC. So beautiful. Look at her there. She was so fucking beautiful when she was QVC. They cut her. So beautiful though. Look at her there, like she was so fucking beautiful when she was young. Yeah. Yeah.

Yay. We were just talking about Colombians in Miami. Yeah, yeah. Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But here you go, go back to that please, go back to that, go back to that. She's almost more attractive when she's older.

1972 trip to North Vietnam, earned her the name, the nickname Hanoi Jane. And what's Hanoi? Hanoi was the capital, so she was, I believe, North Vietnam, right? And so they never forgave her. No, and I don't now. I just learned about it. Yeah. But I think her heart was in the right place, and she saw this as a monstrous war, which it was. And still went against America. Yeah.

Capital of Vietnam. Wow. Yeah. The whole speech thing, I was looking at a crowd, I'm like, God, what a life, man. That must've been so cool. And we started going, she's talking about, you know, politics and how now we got to fight back and Trump.

I was like, ah, man. Yeah. I'd love to Vietnam is supposed to be fucking awesome. I heard it's gorgeous Yeah, really really awesome. Have you been there right, Chin? No, I've been wanting to go. Oh, yeah, I love Vietnamese food It's so damn. It's great. They everybody calls each other brother and auntie and papa and all that stuff. How far we're playing right? Oh 13. Oh, let me see cuz I know Thailand you basically gotta leave I believe Vietnam. You're basically going to the moon Yes, I've done time Vietnam would take you forever. Let's see 19. Oh my god, but it's a stop I don't know if there's a direct stop. I think probably in Japan. You can stop from places. There's no direct flights

How far did we go to Australia? That's 17 hours 18 hours. I felt like the most we did was like 15 14 hours Yes, we went from it. Yeah that that 19-hour flight, which I've done, uh, I did a 21 hour flight, I think, uh, to Thailand, get the, and I was flying first class and I was going stir crazy. I was like, this is not fucking, no, no, I stopped in Japan, but you're the jet lag. It's just the worst. I can't do it. I don't care. Brent our flights. I remember it was, we picked the best ones cause I had the entire like there's like five or six seats all to myself I could lay down yeah you can do it was perfect yeah when

we went to New Zealand Australia I forgot which one you go eight years ago at least yeah that was such a great time yeah what's fun yeah I'm never going to Vietnam too far too Too far, sir. Unless they build a bullet train. I would like to go. I'd actually really like to go. What you do is you go to Vietnam and you make it a whole thing of Southeast Asia. You know?

Unless I can see in three days I'm out. Well that's the thing when you have kids. I got three days on me. You also got kids. I got three days. And then I don't care where I'm at. I'm out. You have to go mix in with the food and go do things, you know

Yeah, I'm just not cultured like that. I don't give a fuck I'm just not I have no desire. Yeah, you're not into it. No. Yeah. No, no, no, no I don't think there's anything wrong with that It's not good something. It's not give you some perspective. I don't I'll get in a skid row. You get some perspective, you know, well drive. It's just not your thing. Maybe give you some perspective. I'll get in a skid row and get some perspective, you know? Power drive. Well, it's just not your thing, right? Because I can tell you what it would be.

I just don't like to get on my routine. Yeah, you'd go and you'd eat and then you'd go and eat and you'd go look at a structure and then you'd see. Again, after three days, you're like, got it. Because you get older and you realize that people are living their lives, but I'm the same way now. That's all the same. I'm the same way. It's all the same.

You can go to Florence, it's beautiful, and you see their architecture, and you eat the food, and it's amazing. But it's true that after three or four days, you, I don't think we stay alive for just visual scenery. I think we stay alive for relationships, growing, watching our kids grow. It just changes when you're older. growing, you know, watching our kids grow. It just changes when you're older. When you're younger, it's an adventure. You're going to

meet somebody. You know, you're in Italy. When I was in Italy, you never know what you're going to get into. I'd find a girlfriend and I'd be like, this is a loss. Cannoli and anal. What am I going to do tonight? And you're also figuring yourself out. You don't know where, you know, there's, everything's new. It's not driven by money. You don't have any, you know, responsibility. It's not driven by money. You don't have any you know Yeah, sure new experiences, but you also you don't have kid you don't have you know girlfriend You're not you know responsible for anybody that's right. That's free. You're just hanging. Oh, man, and it's great Yeah, then you grow the fuck up, and you got a good doing that stuff you grow course

You know I gotta tell you that's I there's a guy. I know Very charming guy. He's got the city of London locked down. Sure. And he's a good looking guy too, kind of tall, good looking guy. And he, because of his job, he has access to all the best looking women and they all love him. And so he's probably 53 now,

and he's got nothing but seven girlfriends. And I thought to myself, that to me, it sounds like just... It sounds like... Hell, I know on the outside people are like, oh, I bet so. It's not. Trust me, that guy lays down, that guy lays his head down and goes, after you bust that hot nut, he goes, fuck. Or just... And eventually it's just that.

It's just that. It's that. We're going to dinner, it's another hot shit. And you're changing shit up, and also you're fabulous in this space, but if that's what you're getting off on, which is people who just think you're great, and for the wrong reasons in a way.

As soon as you die, no one's gonna remember you for that. No one gives a fuck. Yeah, nobody gives a fuck. Those women move on to the next guy. It was really interesting. I was like, what if it's tough? Yeah, it's a sad life, yeah move on to the next guy. It was really interesting. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's a sad life. Yeah.

And you're hurting a lot of people's feelings. And it's sad he doesn't realize. But you're also hurting a lot of people's feelings. Cause the women that like him, they like him. He's really charming, he's great. And then he's like, yeah, but I was just doing that. Onto the next one. I'm onto the next one.

He's also wasting their time. So he leaves a wake of sadness in his, and that's not good. But chickens gotta feed. Chickens gotta feed. Chickens gotta feed. You gotta put that chicken feed down. Chickens chickens got a feed Chickens gotta feed chickens gotta put that chicken feed down chickens gotta feed now chicken gotta feed. Yes. Only I feed those chicken heads He feed them taking money. Yeah, she has got feet. Yeah, but not all my chicken head So I'm just get caught up into the front talk stone. Yeah Charming you're petting some guys hairy fucking chest at night makes me faster seen it happen. Yeah, it's sad

You're petting some guy's hairy fucking chest at night. It makes me sad. I've seen it happen. Yeah, it's sad No one's winning. What are you gonna do? Just like party and come a lot and just keep coming Drink great food. Eat great food and be fabulous and free. I mean, that's at some point you're gonna say cream pies. It's gotta get Yeah, I mean how many cream pies? It's gotta get super never that guy's super super depressing. Yeah empty getting rubbed down allbed down all the time. Eat whatever he wants. Yeah. Driving a Ferrari. That's fine. I'm sure it's really got a lot of friends and all the time.

You get to wear cool clothes. Yeah. It's gotta be boring. Is he out of shape? All that disposable income. It's a great shape actually. Is it? Yeah.

You'd have to be right. You have nothing to do. Great shape. Yeah. Just getting in shape. What are you going to do? Play more tennis and do all the things you want to do when you want all the time? And it's gotta get boring.

How many tens can you ask, fuck, until you? Until you're sick of it. Get sick of it. Cannoli and anal, man. I don't know, man. I don't know about that, but I'm just saying it's gotta be empty. Oh my God, why do I have a boner?

We should do an intervention on him. He's like, what? I'm gonna do one on YouTube, Reid Thomas. Yeah. Hey, hey, Alamoni boy, shut up. Alamoni boy. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here.

Will you give me advice right now? What? Huh? Yeah. Anyway. Oh, I remember that, yeah. Reminded you might take the conversation I had earlier about us now Joy Joy Reid Shaved her head at one point thought that would be a good look

Interesting bring her up for a sec now you're into fashion Yeah, these days not really I kind of grew up in don't collect shoes anymore. Don't get fuck off fashion I just wear the free shit. They give me like, you know the brands my brands I don't I kind of grew up dude. You did. Yeah, don't buy shoes. I've about it. Oh my gosh looks terrible, dude I haven't bought any shoes in so long. I would be I wear these even now and then I wear those one like dad Jordans all the time. Yeah, you actually you're kind of in t-shirts now and all the time comfortable stuff all the time. Yeah Yeah, I grew up you get to an age you like what am I gonna do and what am I doing? I do but even tiger, you know, I have this huge room of shoes

He's like that way of so many shoes and I was like, I don't know I don't know Well, now you got kids use you only wear one and I know but and I don't want them to think that's normal either Yeah, so like yeah, I'm only wearing one. Yeah Well, you got kids that's that's way more more important. You don't want to be fuck boys. Yeah. It's more fun. Speaking of fuck boys, look at her. Yeah, it's a tough look.

And her positions on things were just so unbelievable. They're so short-sighted and now they lost. She's just nasty too. She was just a nasty person. Yeah, but there it goes. Dude, imagine somebody's married to her. I don't know if she is. Is she married. I don't think she is part of it She's just she does she feel I don't think she has much love in her life

That makes me kind of sad. She's gay lesbian. I don't think so. Why do you assume that? I don't I'm just asking cuz you shaved her head Jason Reed At least she has kids. All right. I don't wish her any ill. I wish her well. No, do what you want to do, man. You know, she's got her point of view. She's not going to have a career doing it. Well, she's got, I hope she's got love in her life.

She feels like she feels like a very angry person who doesn't. So, but hopefully she does. But when she's just getting, you know, one side of things, you know, you can get fired up. We get, I think she's got, she's just getting, you know, one side of things, you know, you're gonna get fired up. We get a girl who's got... She comes from Haitian parents. She's very educated. I think she went to Harvard. Her parents were educated. So, yeah.

Interesting. Harvard, yeah. Yeah, smart lady. Yep. Yep, there we go. She got three kids. All right, good. All right. What do you got for us, Jen? Brian, have you ever been back to the Philippines where you were born? Never have. Never? Are you do you have a plan to? No, I'd like to. Okay. I'd like to. But again, again. When are you going to

go? Again, I, what I really like is being with my kids. Yesterday, I had all four of my kids at my house. That's my home. That's everything for me. Yeah, I can't travel anymore. You get to a point, so if you put me in the Philippines, if I'm not with all of them. No, I imagine you would take your kids.

Yeah, but I'm just saying, like I'm just missing them. I'm just in another country missing them. So. Hooters! Well guys, good old Devin Booker from the Suns. Not only is he a hero on the court, but he wants to save Hooters, guys. Really? Hooters are closed probably 40 locations

last year. Owe 300 million assets back bonds. When's the last time you went to Hooters? It's been literally, I can probably tell you exactly, 15 years. There was a Hooters right across the street from How Toed Martial Arts and we'd go there all the time after practice. Their wings are fantastic. And back then is when they did it right. You got delicious chicken wings and you're staring at some hot tits. And then- Tits and wings?

That's what you sign up for. Tits and wings. That's why I come here for. That's why I come here for. And if there were small tits, they weren't working they weren't working. Yeah, we're at Hooters You're not getting the good shifts No, I'd be like if I started a restaurant called swole and I hired a bunch of skinny dudes people get pissed I feel like that's fair. So then Hooters during the whole, you know woke Renaissance

Decide we're not gonna Dictate our waitress off the size of their tits. We're gonna hire Anybody small tits big tits are welcome. That's what they did, huh? Well, and then they went bankrupt. Because I went to Hooters. In fact, I went and watched the fights at Hooters one time recently. That's a good time.

And it was very surprising that there weren't any Hooters. Oh no, I raised my hand. I just saw girls who looked like they'd probably not been missing a lot of meals and I was like this is interesting Oh, am I hooters or am I at foo-pas? Am I right? I feel like I'm right I feel like you're being fair cuz I had some girl just a foo-pa out small tits I raised my hand to manage. I said, excuse me, sir. I got my wings. They're delicious You guys always make great wings. Am I at Hooters or am I at Foopas? Cause that waiter has no tits.

And I came to Hooters, not for the owls, there's no owls, do you have owls here? I don't see any fucking owls hooting. And I don't see any tits flapping. Flapping. And you need, and she, and a Foopa girl is expecting, Foopa expecting a tip. Cause that's what it used to be right there.

It gets the job. And you know who came along and fucking saved the day? Twin Peaks. You've been to Twin Fucking Peaks? I've not been to Twin Peaks. Now I go to Twin Peaks for the burgers and the tits. You know what they deliver? Burgers and tits.

Yeah. So their stock went all the way up. And Hooters lost its... Oh, I've been to Twin Peaks. Wasn't that the owners of Ho lost its, oh, I've been to Twin Peaks. Wasn't that the owners of Hooters? Yeah, I've been to Twin Peaks. Maybe. I've been to Twin Peaks.

But they never went woke. No. You got great old fashioned burgers. But it's not even going woke. It's false advertising. Just be honest. You can't let DEI slip in there. It's called Hooters.

People are going there for hot girls, right? And Great Wings. You keep leaving out the Great Wings. Their wings were fantastic. And Great Wings, I'm sorry. Yes, we're there for the wings. They just happen to have some big tits. That's right there.

I'll go to that place all the time. She's getting tipped up the yay yo. Up the yay, all the tips. I'm paying, I'll pay her college. But Hooters, if you want to hire flat chested bitches caught breast Flat breath call it caught flat breast because you know what I ain't going into flat breast call it call it Call it call it road Road isn't roads flat

Like that didn't work didn't work cut just caught flats and on don't serve it Just call it flats. And don't serve. Call it flats. There you go. Call it flats, flat ass, flat chest, and you only serve flats. No drumsticks. Right. We only have flat wings and we only have flat asses. Now some guys are going to like that. I ain't going in there. Some guys are going to like that because they like guys.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's a... Now if you want to get real woke and start a place called Cox Cox are us Cox would be good. And then there's just dudes with Cox. Now if I go there, and there's no Cox, great wings, El Capitanos, I can tip. That's right. That's right. That's very fair.

And I think that's very fair. I think it's Americans. Now, now copper blues that's attached to the Miami improv In Miami that should be called Hooters and Trunks. They've got Also be called. Yeah Hooters and Trunks big dicks big tits Well, also don't forget that those girls are there's some hips and there's some booty in that in that place Because when you're in there an ass restaurant though, wasn't there something called like Cheeks or Buns? Did I make that dream about that? I don't know but that's a whole different situation. I'm pretty sure there's something called Buns or Cheeks.

That's a whole different situation. No, there was an ass only restaurant. Hold on. And then the woke movement came and you saw a bunch of flat ass Taylor Swift looking girls in there and like why can't we make money? Uh huh. Uh huh. They're called restaurants. Eleven restaurants. Restaurants. Twin Peaks as you mentioned. Tilted Kilt. You guys have been there, right? Tilted. Tilted

Kilt. Yeah. Tilted Cock. Yup. Bikinis, sports bar and grill. I don't like that. No. Ohos Locos. I don't like that. Bombshells. Dude, if I go to Bombshells and there's a I don't like that. No Host locals. I don't like that Bombshells dude if I go to bombshells and there's a warlock delivering my chili we have problems Tally whacker Whoa, hold on everybody. Hello. You're just gonna catch me there. Brian. What are you doing here? Dude, what happened was, it was the only thing that was open. They said there's a special on tallies. Is this what this is?

I was wondering why all these guys are wearing a tally. Dude, tallywhackers. Sonaz, would you go to tallywhackers? No. Even if the food was good, though? No, thanks. Really? Yeah.

Just because there's some big dick? It's uncomfortable for me. Why? I don't wanna look at it. Because they're for me. Why? I don't want to look at it. Cause they're delicious. You know, I don't know. Make you thirsty for something else. Bone daddies.

Are they wearing shorts or pants? Oh, bone daddies. Great. Geez, heart attack real. I don't like that. I don't like heart attack. Wing house, show me. Show me.

It's too spot on. Yep. Yep. Cowgirls espresso. See now we're talking about those places. Coffee shops, right? Yeah. And the Asians do those the best. Have you been to that one c***? What?

F*** that. F***ing addict. No, that's funny. You can say that now by the way. Just bleep it out. Have you been? You ever been to coffee and c***? No.

I've never been to coffee and c***. No. I've never been to coffee and c***. No. I've never been to coffee and c***. No. I've never been to coffee and c***. No. I's funny. Don't bleep it out. You better say that now, by the way. Damn it. Don't bleep it out. Just bleep it out. Have you been?

You ever been to coffee and c***s? How about American c***s? Have you? You ever been to double d***s? What's double d***s? What's double d***s? Double dongs? Yeah. I like calling the place buns and then having like nice pastries.

I'd call it tight shitter. It's disgusting, man. It is. Ain't no one eating that. It is. Yeah. Hooters, man. You hate to see it.

That was an American establishment. It was an American past. I'll tell you where America changed is when the Pizza had dropped the actual hut and just went to a conventional Brick-and-mortar that's where things are going south society. Yeah, because you should have the Castlevania there They said yeah fire-ass games. They had the hut. It's called pizza hut There's a red hut and then they went back to all brick mode brick and mortar and it's fucking terrible That's why Domino's took over dude mortar and it's fucking terrible. That's why Domino's took over dude. Oh dude a fresh pepperoni pizza from Domino's. It's very interesting you say that. Here's the secret. I have such a judgment

that I had one and I was like. Can't judge it anymore. This is the cheat code for all the listeners because if you just order a regular pizza it's gonna be cold they have them ready to go but if you order extra sauce they have to fresh make it and I like it sloppy I like it too. I like I like extra sauce That's interesting you do that So Domino's extra sauce and it comes piping hot might take you 10 minutes to get there a little longer But comes piping hot fresh extra sauce somehow their guarantee is I can get you within a half hour So this isn't 1991 right?

right they don't do that anymore. They don't do that. Because the couple drivers died trying to beat that 30 minutes mark. Oh. Because they would take it out of the drivers compensation. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, so the driver died. That's a rule, look it up, Jen. Oh, that's terrible. 30 minutes or less. Marin Home Alone, the guy, they ordered large cheese pizza and he hit the thing, come running in 30 minutes. Otherwise you get for free, they had to drop that rule because they died.

That makes sense And then they were also fucking the drivers over because if they didn't get there they're taking out the drivers pay. Yeah 89 89 rainy night trying to get that hot pizza Awarded 78 million dollars to the driver Wow, kind of worth it, huh? Whoa. Jerry Award or awarded $7-8 million to a woman injured by a Domino's driver. Hmm. All right. Do you see those people in that Delta airline crash where Delta was like, Hey, we're really sorry about this happening to you. 30 grand make it okay?

That's better than a kick in the dick. 30 grand? And no one really got hurt? And now it's at 30 grand per person? Yeah. You'll take it. What about the ones in the hospital? I looked that up too. Your lawyer will tell you...

Don't take it. No, your lawyer will probably tell you to take it because you'll say, if you're not injured... You're going to lawsuit with Delta? Yeah, if you're not injured,'re gonna be they'll drag it out Oh, buddy, and it's gonna cost you money and it's like yeah You're not gonna win take your 30 shit your fucking because the juries are like you know it happened if you get injured It's different story. Oh, did I tell you this daddy's gonna check from the UFC Did we talk about this the antitrust lawsuit laughing the lawyer called me? He's like you're on the list

I was on it so long ago. I about it he goes they settled I'll congrats what I get the money in like ten years when I'm fucking old and gray goes no July I'll say what what years is it 2013 2018 it my entire career is yeah you got a pretty good check coming bud and it's based on earnings, sharing with the earnings. Yeah. So it's like $375 million split between $800, $500, something like that. A daddy kind of check.

I like that. Isn't it cool? And I said, and then he was like, well, I told him, I said, you know, I mean, I have nothing, I have no relationship with the UFC. Like I don't work for them. I can't get blackballed anymore. Like obviously I'm never working for the UFC.

So there's no recourse for me if I take the money, right? And he's like, no, I said, but for other guys, cause he was like, why won't they take it? I said, well, other guys, whether they're commentators or they want to be in the hall of fame, I assume they're going to get blackballed he goes no You know I bet you could talk to Sean Shelby or Dana there until you take the money because they have to pay it regardless

And if they don't take it then it just goes to the rest of you like we have that we don't get to keep the money Okay, no matter what that 475 million is 375 million has to go to the fighters whether it's two of you or all seven hundred Yeah, so if they don't take it, they're just missing out on money. So everyone should take it who's on the list Wow There's 375 million has to go to the fighters whether it's two of you or all 700 Yeah, so if they don't take it, they're just missing out on money. So everyone should take it who's on the list Wow. I Love that. Isn't that great? fantastic Now they told me the number I went. Okay. Well almost all my fights are on the card I feel like I should got more but whatever it's alright

Then they told me how much money Anderson Silva's gonna make Rightfully so he's gonna make some money. Yeah, so it's GSP. So the big boys are making money I hope some of the guys that need it are gonna make there's a lot of guys who need it Yeah, yeah, but then are the guys who need it or were they you know on the main cards? I guess a lot of that goes into it. Yeah, but it's interesting ready. They finally did it. It's wild wild wild Good for you Real quick going back to the flight So apparently remember you were asking if there was any kids that were critically injured because initially they said,

I'm just saying if you're on that flight family of four, so do they get a 120 mil? I'm saying from last week's, you said if there was any kids that were, cause there was two critical injuries that initially reported. Um, so it turns out there was three and one was a kid. However, everyone from the hospital is now back home from what I last read. So that's beautiful. Like everyone actually is home.

I think Delta would provide a little more than 30, but still a little bit more. It's all right. These things happen. They get the lawyers on it and you know, they're like, yeah, from 30. I would say the people that are hurt more should get more. You know what they should do is

unify together and go we each want 100. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. And nobody because if one takes it, you got problems. Right. But if you all turn it down and you all agree we need 100, they have the money. They'll do it. Oh yeah. I'm sure lawyers are in there. And you get a lawyer to represent all of them. 100 is there. Wouldn't that be a class action at that point? Yeah, it would be and they would, but again, you've gotta, if you walk the way unscathed, you can sue for like PTSD and emotional, blah, blah, blah, but it's gonna be a long, you know, your lawyers can go. Because then it comes down to who has more money

and you're not gonna win that game. It's like people that sue Disney, good luck. My buddy bit into a piece of chicken and there was a piece of glass in it. Oh my God. So he wanted to sue, I think Trader Joe's or something. And it broke his tooth. And he's like, I'm gonna get so much money.

And I put him together with a friend who does this. Like he goes, and he goes. Were they offering him anything? He, yeah, no. And he said, he said, look, I mean, he goes, I took a picture of it, and he goes, I know. He said, what do you think you're gonna make? He goes, I don't know, man, I feel like I got this,

I got like a million. And my friend started laughing, he goes, a million dollars? He goes, I would get you, I bet you I would get you probably 10 grand. What? Yes. There's not, you're not getting a lot of money for, they'll pay for your dental bills, not how it works. People think you can sue all the time, no.

They've got their own lawyers, there's a whole protocol. And also usually they're not paying for it, they have liability insurance or reckless insurance. And also my grandma, Tony Roma's my favorite restaurant, the Sweet Carolina Baby Blues, my favorite as a kid. My grandma, they were doing construction and it went from wood to carpet and the carpet was up and she was like 90 at the time fell and broke her hip. Frank Azar got her

pain. Not as much as you think because Frank Azar takes his cut. The Bulldog takes his cut. Bulldog is his. Yeah. And what happens go they call and they go hey listen obviously we're not going to trial that's way too expensive so what do we got here? And they just work it out. You work out a number. Settlement. And that's already in the thing. Oh boy. Oh my god. So the 2025 desert invitational was happening this recently guys and this picture took a ball to the face going 88 miles an hour

it's not funny I don't know what that is though that's imagine oh at least it was off a bounce it had it not bounced imagine Sanderson to tag him and get the out but now they need to check on Tucker Timmerman who took one Tucker Timmerman. What a great name. It hit him flush. Yeah. And you see the blood coming down. Oh my goodness. It was the bounce that did it. I could have caught it. It was the bounce. So go break here. Be talking about Oh, oh, oh, Riley. I need auto parts, but I need friendly, helpful service. I need somebody that has the

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Yeah, that's a bummer. Hate to see that. Not good, huh? But he's smiling right there. What is that thing coming out right there? Probably blood. Oh no, that's a tissue. Something stuck in his nose.

They put it in his nose. Oh thank God. That's what it is. He probably broke his nose. Yeah, he broke his nose. And he's got that eye swollen shut. He'll be all right. Yeah, he'll be all right.

All right guys, here's one for you. This Georgia woman. MMA fan base is like, Yeah, it'll be all right. All right, guys, here's one for you. This Georgia woman. MMA fan base are like, pussy, get back in the game. This Georgia woman is suing her fertility clinic because they put the wrong embryo in her body. Oh no. And the baby came out a different color. Oh God.

What color? What do you think? Oh God. Oh well, that'd even surprise me. Dana Murray's long journey to motherhood took This is your biggest fear when you do Oh that's it I spent my entire life wanting to be a mom. I loved

nerds Oh they're not showing March That's kind of lame though if they don't show the baby or it's a baby so never mind You don't even see his face No, no just the color like they should You see his arm

That's a black baby chin Look at his fucking arm. Hey, man, you're right No, that's like oh my god, what do you do you carry? Also who got your baby? Yeah, and then how long goes I know you just switch them out? No, that baby probably was just sitting in the, you know. In the fridge. Man. Transferred an embryo to Murray in 2023, but when she gave birth in December of that year, Murray

immediately knew that something was very, very wrong because the boy that she delivered was a dark skinned African-American baby. It's still your kiddo though. No, it's not. It's actually. It's literally not your genes. She's the, yeah, she's the surrogate Oh, they put the sperm and the egg into like so she carries dad sperm No, and that and mom's egg. So she carried she carried. Oh, but it's her husband's sperm. No, no

Oh, oh, wow. So she just uh, yeah, she was just a carrier. Yeah, she was a surrogate Yeah, you know, that's nuts, but God bless. But I would be willing to bet the embryo place has liability insurance for this. Or like, we went through this, you have to sign so much paperwork. I bet there's something in there protecting the place. Damn.

Yep. But that baby will go to that family. Which family? Well, to the family that probably wanted a baby and gave their DNA. If that's the case, then that's, you can fix it then, right? It just goes to the actual family. I think at this point

you're kind of attached to the thing, the baby you gave birth to. Yeah, but I don't think it's hers. Not if it's not yours, but the other thing too. Murray had to give custody of the baby to his biological parents five months later. Oh, good. So he went to his right family yeah adding to her trauma? That's a lot. I get paid. She'll probably get paid something Wow Oh, right. Should I do it again? Oh, she'll get paid but it's maybe all the people you sign They might be okay if we mix this up. That's on you. Yeah, you got to get a you know

You got to get basically another baby You know, you got to get basically another baby. This next one creeps me out. So now, you know, robots are getting more and more advanced. This robot twitches and has muscle movement like humans do. Watch the video. Yep. I'm out. If this music was in there, this is so stupid. You know what I'd do to that robot? I'd throw that stupid fucking mechanical robot on his face. Yeah. But look how real they're starting

to look. Oh, they're looking very real. I don't like it. I have news for you. We might be robots. Oh, God. Shut up. We might be in a loop. No, it's so stupid. No, it's not. It's so stupid. It's not.

That's something to me. I don't know, man. It's not stupid. Hey, can you do me a favor and bring up that robot in China that displayed aggressive behavior toward those people? That was the other one, yeah. That's a weapon. He just freaked out? Yeah, did you see this? No, the other one. A video from a festival in China shows an AI-powered humanoid robot malfunctioning and attempting to strike people in the crowd before being stopped by security. Initial assessments suggest the behavior was caused by a software glitch rather than intentional

aggression. This incident follows a similar case where an AI-controlled drone targeted its human operator, mistaking them for an obstacle to its mission. Shaffak News has reported. Yep. Okay. That's gonna happen. Love that.

And that's very disconcerting. Well guys, remember our girl who had sex with a thousand men? She's pregnant. No, it's fake. She's not pregnant. What? Yeah, she made that up to raise money for a GoFundMe for her friend. For, uh, uh, to IVF for her friend. Aw, well that kind of ruins this one because Mari immediately tweeted

If you want to click over to the next I'm sitting this one out I'm sitting this one out Wait, so it was fake. Yeah, she was just doing it to raise money. She Boys better follow up Yeah, that's why she did it She posted a photo and everything. Yeah, she apologized. She was just doing to raise money for her friend. 1,000 men. That's somebody's daughter, by the way.

In 24 hours. Yep, you're right. Boy, she sounds, I don't know, okay. Have you seen her work? No, porn star, obviously. Have you seen her work? She's done some stuff. Is she like attractive in the porn movie?

Yeah, I'm sure. Bonnie Blue. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Pretty famous. All right. Her and the other girl look so similar,

they keep fucking all these guys. Yeah. There's that other British girl, and it's like, oh man, they're the same. Here's one. So, GSP was doing a interview recently and admitted that when he was getting ready to fight Matt Serra, he used to carry around a brick with him at all times with Serra's name on it as like extra weight motivation. And if you click over, there's a, he explains

it. In my mind, like I wanted to get back and erase that mistake. So the sports psychologist says to me, say George, you carry a lot of bricks. So he made me wrote a name with a brick, carry a brick in my training bag with your name on it, Sarah. And I carried that in my bag weeks and weeks and weeks. And it was getting heavy, you know, because when you go into a star,

you have to go up the stairs and you carry, already my bag is heavy, but then with a brick inside, I was like, man, this is getting ridiculous. And I was calling him, I was like, can I get rid of the brick, it's ridiculous. He's like, no, no, no. And I kept carrying, carrying it. I was like, man, I was telling him,

I was like, I'm very tired now, can I get rid of the brick? He's like, yes. So I went near the St-Laurent River, grab the brick, threw it in the river. You were haunting my mind. I wanted to get back and erase that mistake. But it's an action that I did that manifest,

that had a psychological manifestation on me. Because I felt like relief. And I was able to only focus on Josh Koschek. Because if I would not have done that, maybe I would have lost that fight as well, because I was focusing on the wrong thing. I was not living the present moment. I was like, so that's how I got over that.

And I regained my confidence after that fight. And then we add the rematch in Montreal. And it sounds weird, but it's an action that I did that manifest. But remember also like his fighting style changed too, because he no longer risks. Like his nickname used to be Rush. Yeah. And then after taking that chance against very different Sierra He got clipped then he turned into more of a grappler more more calculated. He didn't take any more chances

He became way less exciting How many fighters do like psychological things like this whether it's carrying a brick or like putting up a picture? Not many not many. No, okay. No boys wondered that no not many I Think now more guys probably work with mental coaches, but back in the day was kind of unheard of mm-hmm I did the only reason I did those we did in football like you don't see Colorado provide us with mental code And how much do you honestly believe that it helped? It's tough. I mean it helped I still do some of the breathing techniques they showed cuz I hired these Navy SEALs They just made it feels yeah, so the breathing techniques is a physical thing

Physiologically physical to help you like with your nerves and stress going to fight but at the end of day it's a fight and there's Like not much you can do. Yeah, you're so stressed out. That's why I'm like with therapy You should see a therapist. I told you I did but it was through better help. It was through like the audio zoom I didn't do the fit, you know in person kind of there Yeah, you can undo every every time I I went to like three different ones. Why would you go to a therapist? There's stuff I want to fix There's like PTSD stuff I have in my past but then either way All they would say is like well, why do you think you feel that way?

Then why do you I'm like, can you just I'm telling you exactly what happened. Can you tell me, give me? So there's another theory, there's another school of thought. One is therapy where you deal with your trauma. The other is the idea is trauma's part of life and I'm gonna make myself more capable and more resilient. So what you do is you just kind of take action and just get better at something so you're stronger

and you're a different person. And that can be really helpful too. And I believe in that actually. No, I'm with you, Brian. And I do all the steps as far as like doing, other than drinking, you guys always give me shit about drinking, but so other than drinking, but as far as like this one particular thing that I'm trying to figure out, I've not been able to, I've tried everything, reading books, you know, doing all this stuff, but I can't figure out how to get over it.

Man, maybe one day I'll tell you, once I'm over it. Does it involve women? That's kind of part of it, yeah. Yeah. Relationship stuff, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway.

At least you're now, at least you're aware of it. No, I know exactly what caused it, what happened. I tell them, I tell the therapist, like, this is exactly what happened, that's why I feel this way, but they can never, like, give me answers. Yeah, I've been to therapy, the one one you think read the tools by Phil Stutz because he was therapist he was like He would study it and he's like, yeah, but what am I supposed to do on all these feelings? What am I supposed to do about all this trauma?

Okay, and then he's like I want tools to get so I don't have to come see you and that's what he always says He goes my job is to make sure that you know in a very short period of time And that's what he always says he goes my job is to make sure that you know in a very short period of time You don't fucking come need to come see most therapists are the opposite and a lot of times They'll say shut the fuck up for a second Here's the first thing you're gonna do sleep exercise and eat different like he'll just start there and you'll feel better and then we'll go From there, you know, yeah, I thought yeah, I've talked to therapists That's like you just need better friends you can talk to so paying this fucking therapist $200 an hour. It feels like you're just talking to someone. They just listen you have no idea how to relate to me. That's why I don't know about therapists

but that's just my experience. Yeah some people if it works keep doing it. Alrighty. You want to do one more or you want to leave it? What do you guys want to do? I guess we'll leave it there. Hour seven. Yeah. we're good We're gonna go be Buddy I'm gonna be in Batavia, Illinois at the Comedy Vault And that I believe I gotta put my dates up. That's March 678 see in Batavia and then you're in Vegas, dude. I got Vegas. I got Portland in wise guys Vegas Yeah, the new one or the new one pumped. So that'll be fun. We have Vegas, March 21, 22. And let's effing go. All right, guys. Love you. This is Fire and Kid. We're out.

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