The Flop House - FH Mini 53 - Prolific Pals
Episode Date: April 16, 2022Fiendish gamemaster Dan returns to quiz the other Peaches on some of the hardest working men in showbiz. Things start goofy and only get goofier when Dan realizes how bad he is at counting.Thank you t...o our sponsor — microdose gummies from Lumi Labs
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Hey everyone, it's the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy.
I'm Stuart Wallandon just chomping on some wine.
Sure was too many. He was delayed here.
And I'm Elliott Kaelin not choosing to shove some food in my mouth at the moment.
I'm supposed to say my name. Did I once, did I once, did I once, uh,
uh, stay in there eating a bag of Doritos as Barack
Obama got closer and closer to me, shaking hands down a line of people, um, only to realize
that the last possible minute that I would have Dorito dust all over my hands.
Yes, but I don't put food in my mouth before I say my name on a podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So everybody, this is my full review apparently.
Yeah. I hope it's a fucking shit sandwich.
Yeah, so the first Stewart you're in great shape. Fantastic. Thank you.
Criticism. You're shoving a lot of food in your mouth right before talking.
And the final compliment is loving your your array of shirts.
compliment is loving your your array of shirts. Stewart is here's a little peak behind Fluffhouse curtain for listeners. You may be wondering, you know, how does Stewart get
so fit? Every time I see Stewart, he is either shoveling fruit or nuts into who is mad and all times is what I don't think yet each other foods.
Well, like many, I think he's like a squirrel.
He has like many healthy people.
He leads healthy healthy non-filling food.
So he needs a lot of time.
He needs them all the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come to late.
Yeah.
My little teeth get a serious workout.
Let me tell you.
Teats. Oh God. I was like, my little teeth get a serious workout.
I don't know what you're doing with the food.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I've misheard you.
There's nothing wrong with me.
My ears are bad.
I guess my ears are bad.
Don't think about the classic kids toy line.
My little teeth.
That's a difference.
What do you do on this?
So hey, okay.
On, on, primarily this is a podcast where we watch a movie, one that has been a critical
or commercial flop, and then we talk about it.
But in the off weeks, every other week, we kind of go freestyle.
We do whatever we want.
And this is one of those flop house minis sponsored by Manny's bar, apparently.
And actually, this is different. sponsored by Manny's bar apparently. And, No, so now you're doing it too.
Spreading.
Actually, this is different.
This is a flop house Manny sponsored by Manny Act of New York.
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate that Stuart.
Nice.
Manny Act or Manny Act,
because it's also pronounced of New York on complex thresholds now.
Volume one, the death train on trade paper back in volume two,
the Bronx is burning issues only at the moment.
We'll be collected someday.
So, often with these Manny's, trade paper back in volume two, the Bronx is burning issues only at the moment. We'll be collected someday.
So often with these many, we sort of trade around who's taken the wheel,
who's designing the mini for that off week.
And it came up to be mine yet again. And listen, a lot of time listeners may know, again, as if, as if you've been doing it more than anyone
else.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, much, much like the wheel of karma, this wheel of fate that is having to host
flop house minis, it rotates constantly.
If anything, I haven't done it in too long because we had a lot of, you know, like interesting
other stuff that was not necessarily
any of us in the driver's seat.
We just got some good guests, whatever.
You can listen to them, throw on our feed anyway, but now that I'm in charge, Devious,
the captain now, Devious game master, Dan has returned.
No, no, no.
I have another game. Oh, shit. I'm going to play out in two rounds
of eight questions each. Don't worry, they're there. I saw it. It's a look of alarm. It probably
shouldn't take that long, although, you know, take take all the fun diversion she wanted,
because that's why people listen to this. I mean, take all the fun diversions you want to, because that's
why people listen to this. I mean, that's the thing. I'm a factor in the diversions. This
is going to be a lot of fun.
Yeah.
At least it's not 12 rounds. Check out our 12 rounds episode from years ago. We probably
said offensive things that it because we were young, then. Yeah. And dumb. That's the only
reason. We're young and dumb and full of something. I don't remember what the.
You're a young dumb and full of gum that we'd swallow.
You're not supposed to do that.
It just stays in your style.
For ever in your system.
For every.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah.
So this is a game I devised.
Like I said, it has two rounds of eight questions.
I'll alternate who gets to answer first.
And is the, is the, is the, is the thing that we're supposed to take turns guessing what
the game is? No, no, I will tell you that. I'm just saying, I'm doing this in an usual
order where I tell the rules first. And then I tell you what the game is. So I'll give you alternating chances at it and then the other
person will have a chance to steal if they get it wrong. And it'll get a lot easier at that point
as you'll see, but the game is so they're they're very prolific artists out there in the world.
Many of them working in a film and television.
First, I mean, Dan, if I could bring up a real-life story today, my oldest son is doing a book
report on Leonardo da Vinci and he wanted to find an image of the last supper.
And so I looked up Da Vinci paintings and in the ad space that came up above the search
results were a posters of Da Vinci paintings and then a poster of Scarlett Johansson.
And I was like, wow, they are DaVinci is more prolific than I thought.
I didn't really see it.
Yeah.
They painted any pictures of actresses from 500 years after he was alive.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
You know, some people just have the energy to do that kind of thing.
Here's one of them.
What?
It was a game of dictionary and his partner was no stardom and no stardom and feeding him clues.
There you go. That makes sense. That makes sense. So here's here's Thomas goes, I'm the star of ghost
in the shell and divinity is like the cartoon or the live action version. Here is one very prolific artist.
No stranger to Flophouse Shores.
His name is Mr. Eric Roberts,
who has 664 acting credits on IMDB.
To away from Ultimate Evil.
Now, you might think that's amazing.
It's impossible to go bigger.
No, no, no, no, my friend.
Here's someone who has a lot of acting credits,
spread over the movies and television.
Mr. Frank Welker, the voice actor predominantly,
although he, you know, sometimes he'll be himself
on camera in a live action role,
but he has 872 acting credits on IMDB. A lot of animal sounds Frank Wilker does.
Yeah. Now, when you say as himself in an acting role, you don't mean playing Frank Wilker
in movies like characters like we better stop off at Frank Wilker's house for some advice.
I mean, you see Frank Wilker's face even though he's playing a different character. You know, a lot of I see. I see. It's had one traditionally would say that. Now, I know that this is a movie
podcast primarily, but always for a third thing you want to throw in a curveball. James
Patterson. James Patterson novelist or shall I say man who puts his name on a lot of books?
Whether or not you actually wrote them.
James Patterson has quote unquote written
more than 200 novels.
Or I guess, I can believe that.
I mean like Isaac Asimov wrote about two times as many books,
but a lot of those were nonfiction also.
Yeah.
Well, that's, yeah, some of these, some of these are like, I like
it. Just neged Isaac Asmall right there.
They weren't really all novels, Isaac and some of them were short story collections.
No, no, no, no, I think the way I think don't, well, I'm
correcting myself because I think that the website that gave me this figure may
not have understood the difference between a novel
and a nonfiction book, because some of the titles
that were listed were nonfiction books.
So, oh, I see, okay.
James, we've also mentioned James Patterson's
a very prolific commercial star,
if you're talking about actors, mainly.
I love it.
He puts himself in his commercials and he is hilarious.
Yeah.
They basically, it's like, he says like one word looks at the camera and then eventually
he's like, I want to read this.
I remember there was one, for his book, Jack and Jill, he did one of those, Jack and Jill,
Jack and Jill, my new novel.
And it was like, what?
Perfect.
No, no, he's using the head-on commercial style, or if you just say the thing, it'll get lodged
in your brain.
So, of course, this game is, is this an Eric Roberts movie?
Is it a Frank Walker project, you know, either movie or television show?
They'll be very elevated if it's a project.
Or is it a James Patterson book?
Okay.
Eric Roberts movie, Frank Wilker project, or James Patterson book.
And like I said, we're going to, you know, alternate who gets first crack at these.
Do you have a name for this game?
If someone gets them wrong.
They'll see.
I think, I think Robert's movie,
Welker project or Patterson book is a bit long as a name.
So let's come up with a new one.
Uh, the, the prolific pals.
The game.
Cool. Yeah.
Okay.
That's also the, that's also the Disney plus animated show featuring Eric Roberts, Frank
Wilkeren, James Patterson, Salted Problems around the neighborhood.
So this, it's a very similar personality team up from the, what the one where it was,
Bo Jackson, Michael Jordan, Wade and Gretski was at the super Adletes or whatever.
Something like that.
So, us Super All Stars.
Yeah, yeah.
You know that, you know that.
So Eric Roberts, he's kind of the, he's the Donatello.
He's all about machines.
He's very sciencey.
Frank Velcro's, of course, the leader, very noble and disciplined.
And James Patterson is the, is the kind of dumb brute.
He's the strength of the team.
And, you know, he's not so bright, but he's got a lot of heart.
Anyway, that's the pro of the team and you know, he's not so bright, but he's got a lot of heart. Anyway, that's the prolific pals.
So I'm glad you compared it to a team of four members.
Well, get me a party, dude, and we get we get added to the group.
I know I said that the digressions are the fun, but we're 12 minutes in and we haven't
started.
I should mention James Patterson is not cool, but rude.
Yeah, okay. He's cool in the light. You don't want to get slendered. Yeah, mention James Patterson is not cool, but rude. Yeah.
He's cool in the light.
He don't want to get slendered.
Yeah, that's why they call him James Politeerson.
Anyway, Dan, so prolific pals,
are we going to play this game or what?
Yeah, yeah.
So this first one, Stuga's first crack at it.
Tell you, I have, I've stolen the initiative.
Yeah.
You just got to answer Robert's Wulker Patterson.
Okay.
Uh, the title is Deadly Nightshade.
Roberts, that is a point for Stuart Deadly Nightshade.
Eric Roberts played Father Walsh in the father wall.
Not even a priest.
Yeah, I don't.
No, I've never seen Deadly Nightshade. Oh, by the way,
there's certainly don't need it. You know, both of the, both Robertson, Wilkerson, certainly,
and well, Ann Patterson actually have have what ever is your making it up as you go along.
I can tell no, no, no, all three of these people have future projects listed on the pages that I consulted.
Okay.
I will tell you, I just not using the future projects.
Oh, thank goodness.
That would not be fair.
Yeah.
Extant projects.
So, all right.
Elliott.
No, boy.
Your title is Fire Breither.
Fire Breither.
I'm going to say Frank Welker. You got it, buddy. Fire Breher. Fire breather. I'm going to say Frank Welker. You got it, buddy. Fire breather.
Frank Welker plays Dragon number one. It was probably a dragon movie. Frank Welker
established plays animals. Number one. So not even a dragon with a name. So you know, it's probably
it was probably Roars. The whole person had a dragon movie is this.
If the dragon doesn't have a name,
well, we know there's at least more than one dragon in it.
I hope.
Yeah.
So you would think that unless there's like, I mean, if there's character dragons,
would they just name another, that would be like, that's what I'm.
Yeah.
I think that I think that they do human number one.
Yeah.
Human number one. Yeah, human number one.
The numbering system does not necessarily imply
that there aren't more important dragons in this movie.
Hey, Frank Welter's planet, then there are no more important
dragons. That's the thing.
Sure.
Okay, so bull, the hero dragons play by Chris Pratt, of course,
doing his best Italian accent.
Yeah, and who play, who does the voice of the woman
dragon that actually solves all the problems, but is not technically the hero because Chris
Pratt is technically the hero. Isabella Rosalini. Oh, I want to see this movie now.
Isabella waitressini. Um, no, not long ago reference. Uh, she's not in waitress. I don't know.
Anyway, welcome to you.
Stuart.
Yes, Stuart.
Yep.
You got your, you got the crack at this next slide.
Right.
Yep.
I've stolen a march on Elliot.
Okay.
The next title.
The game is tied right now, but the next title is private Paris.
Private Paris.
A private, wait, say it again.
Private Paris.
Like, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Eric Roberts.
No, that's not correct.
Elliot, you have a chance to steal.
It gets easier now, because there's only two.
I'm gonna miss.
What is the second word in the title?
Paris, the capital of France.
I was saying Paris, and I was like, or parents,
and I went or parents, and I couldn't,
I couldn't quite tell.
Can we get a, can we get a less marshmallows toast in for a, for a, no, stand.
I am the only, I mean, we could get Audrey in here, but, I mean, we could, you know, we
could, that's true.
We could, we could retool the series.
No, you know what?
Probably in the middle of the pilot episode
we shouldn't start in season seven. Maybe at least let's finish the the in house demo. Yeah.
So it's private Paris. I'm going to say that it's a James Patterson book.
Elliot, you're correct. It is part of the private book series, which is apparently a book series
that James Patterson has. That better be a book series about sex clubs in different world cities.
Yeah.
P is for private books.
Series.
That's so grabbed in Stuart.
The cat who ate the private book.
No, that's somebody else.
I don't remember who it is.
Oh, man, I need an Ann McCaffrey name.
The dragon riders of private, a pern.
Okay.
So, that was a, what is it?
What is a Mary Higgins Clark title?
I can't think of any.
Oh, no.
There was a steal for Elliot.
So, Elliot, it's still, it's your turn again.
Okay.
Does that make sense to me?
I wouldn't have, Are you against it?
So Elliot, this title is season of the machete.
Okay.
Season of the machete.
Yeah.
I'm going to say Eric Roberts for that one.
No, that's incorrect.
So Stewart, what do you got?
I'm going to say, uh, put, put, put Patterson, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, for him when it came to titles, which is weird
is because people normally discover nursery rhymes when they're a baby in the nursery.
No, but he's a Benjamin button, so he's living backwards.
Oh, so when he was a baby, he was actually an old man and he was listening to, I don't
know, fucking car talk or something.
You guessed it.
And reading a lot of World War II books and Uncle John's bathroom readers, things like
that.
I mean, you had three of those things with things I enjoyed as a kid.
I have such a strong memory of the day my dad gave up on collecting all the Uncle John's
bathroom readers.
Yeah.
The day he was just like, there's too many of them.
I can't keep up.
Yeah, he's
defeated. Like me with EC Comics reprints. You gave a good run at it, Dan though. You got a
lot of strut. I did. I tried for a while. Okay. Wait, who got the first crack, Elliot last time.
crack Elliott last time. So this one Stewart. Yeah, your title is mega boa.
I got boa. I'm gonna say you're grobards. That is Eric Roberts. You got that one. Yeah. I feel like Frank Lager would have seen that title and said not for me. Dr. Malone.
They're like Roberts character.
But I'm alone.
See like so.
Got a gangster doctor.
Yeah, they offered Frank while I'll go the role of a boa number one.
And he had to turn it down.
He said, I'll take I'm taking star boa billing or nothing.
If I'm not the mega boa.
I'm taking star boa billing or nothing. If I'm not the megaboa.
Allie.
They said, sorry, we have Ian Zering playing the megaboa.
It's I and Zering, but yeah.
And I know it's, we have I and Rand playing the megaboa.
Oh, wow.
And I'm choice not known for her, uh, the work, but her political views, Dan agrees with.
All megabot.
I should go to a valley somewhere.
Yeah.
And leaving regular.
It's hard for them to shrug because they don't have shoulders.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, Elliot, your, your title is code name, kids next door, Operation Zero.
And if you want to know, it's, it is Z period, E period, R period,
O period. Code name, kids next door, Operation Z, E, R, O. Yeah, okay.
We have another way to spell zero was there. I'm not, oh, you just know that, well, I'm
saying that they have their, they, they're, it's an acronym of some kind. Oh, that I didn't
understand. Well, what does it stand for? Yeah kind. Oh, that I didn't understand. Well,
what does it stand for? Yeah. I don't, I don't know. Well, do your research, I guess.
Anyway, I'm going to say Frank Wilker for that. Is it searing as an eye? If it's James
Benson, I will lose my shit. I'm sorry. What, what did you guess? I'm going to say Frank
Wilker, but it probably is a pattern. It is probably his pattern because he does kids books. What?
No, it is Frank Wilker.
You got it.
He plays.
You.
Monty Uno is his character name.
Monty Uno.
Yeah.
So this movie was, it's just some of you.
You're the Pizzeria Uno fame.
Somebody just used the magnetic poetry kit to write this movie.
Now Stuart, Stuart, you're up.
Your title is Fat Girls and that's Fat with a pH and a Z at the end of girls
Wait, that must have been so I just read this note. There's definitely James Patterson
So annoying to so I went to James Patterson who is writing it that there was always red squiggles under both of the title words
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In the world, you can literally flip up so that your feet are all like we see in the quote
quote panel.
Yeah, but you live in.
I want to see, I want to see a bazooka joke comic where bazooka Joe says something silly
on zoom and then in the last one, the unlucky,
a recipient of this goof falls in. The problem with that strip. something silly on Zoom. And then in the last one, the unlucky,
recipient of this goof falls at.
The problem with that strip for me is that would indicate
that those strips are taking place in the modern times,
which means somebody is still making them.
Like every time I see a bazooka Joe comic,
I look at it like it's some kind of artifact.
Well, that's kind of like the current Nancy comic, which is really good. The current Nancy
comic strip is really funny, but it takes place now. So anytime Nancy is on a computer,
but she's dressed the same that she's been dressing for 80 years. I'm like, what's going
on Nancy? It is a very funny comic. I'm going to say Eric Roberts again. You are correct.
That is Eric Roberts who started in fat curls.
He played Robert.
He was excited about it.
He didn't even know who's a movie.
Yeah.
This is, hey, this is the time where we're going to do some ads, but how it goes.
I think it's a tight game still, right?
Dan, at least at least announced a score before the break.
No, that's true.
I should increase excitement.
Note that maybe I'm just using the lessons I learned as host of the Who Was Podcast,
a Kids Quiz Show Podcast about history, available through I Heart Radio or wherever you
get your podcasts.
But that's, you know, you just announced the score before break.
Wait, that was, that was actually a seven, a seven question round.
Why, why did I think it was an eight question round?
That was seven questions.
I'm sorry.
And this is what happens when grandpa runs a game show.
I'm sorry.
I'm looking at now.
I have a, you know, I have the spreadsheet.
A steward is actually one ahead because it was an uneven round. So I'm going to move the,
wait, hold on, let me count the rest of the questions because this may be a, this may
be a problem with the design of the game. Seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 thirteen fourteen. What I love is that dude is
especially confounding the people who are hitting the skip button when they heard him say sponsor.
They're missing this great content.
This prime entertainment.
This is an uneven number around.
This is an uneven number around.
So you're saying that, so you're saying the flaw was always in the system that you gave
for the police, but all the clues.
I can't believe I did this.
I don't know how I, I made this mistake.
I think it's because I added.
All right.
Well, okay, we're gonna have an uneven number,
seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
Okay.
Here's what you did. Here's what you stood.
Here's a lot of that last question you have planned
and make that a tiebreaker in case you need it.
No, no, yes. I've done it already.
There's an even number of rounds now. I just now, it'll be an uneven
number. Now I don't trust the amount of the titles that you counted. I can't trust any
of your facts. You know what? This is a podcast that is popular for some reason. And I'm going to just
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All right, so coming back from the break,
if you recall, Stewart has four telly,
it's three because of my miscounting, which just means that, you
know, like a Broadway show, we'll have a slightly shorter second half. And if you tie
up, I'll have a tiebreaker. But so what do we got here? It was Stewart last time.
It's a little unfair. A short cut to answer more questions than me in the first round, but you know, it's a
real game.
So it's not like the questions get harder.
The next round.
Remember like they had a place.
The person.
Yeah.
Or James Hong or somebody like who?
All right.
So Elliott, your first question for the second round, this first title is, how
I survived bullies broccoli and snake hill. Now I happen to know that's a James Patterson
title. Oh, Elliott bringing actual knowledge into the first time.
I tried to option it for a screenplay. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Let's just say I've
spent a fair amount of time in the children's section of bookstores.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, yeah, that's not go further than that.
That is James Patterson book.
Stuart.
Oh, he's thinking with James Patterson.
He was like, hmm, I'm a pretty mediocre writer of adult fiction.
I bet I could write some pretty mediocre kids fiction too.
You don't think he was like, oh, man, I'm going to crush these kids. You got a damn
person. Never gonna know what hit. What are they? They're like, they're like, James, you
know children aren't writing those books, right? I'm going to be totally good writer compared
to them, their kids. I'm a grown up. I know all the words. Children's literature written
by children. And then he picks it. He goes like, what's this? What's a
terabitia anyway? And he picks that bridge to terabitia and by the end, he's
just sobbing. And he's like, I was wrong. These kids are amazing.
He says, I didn't think it was going to end that way. It's so sad. But beautiful.
Yeah. He's annihilated at that point. I still don't know what a
terabitia is.
Uh, you're right. Yeah. Your your title is the legend of Sasquatch.
Who's, who's is this?
I love the legend of Sasquatch.
I love that you keep saying your title is and I keep expecting you to give us titles like champion or like
title.
Baron of the legend of Saskwatch.
Oh, wow.
Oh, man, I thought I was only a Baronette.
I will say, I'm gonna say this is Frank Welker,
but this is a guess, because this could be any of these three.
You know what, you're right, that is Frank Welker.
He played Baby Saskwatch in that project. I want to believe it wasn't just the voice that he did theker, he played Baby Sasquatch in that. Probably.
No, I want to believe it wasn't just the voice that he did the body too.
Or maybe Baby Sasquatch is a rapper that goes looking for the real Sasquatch in the movie.
Maybe it's a human character, yeah.
That's a good rap name, Baby Sasquatch.
Free for your use if you're out there looking for a name.
Wow, yeah.
Dan immediately erases your trademark, derelict.
Yeah, it's not all right.
Thanks.
Thanks, Dan.
It's a creative comments rap name.
Thanks, thanks for being the distributor that didn't put a copyright on Night of Living
Dead, cheating George Romero out of millions.
Can you imagine?
Who do you Can you imagine?
Could you imagine?
I mean, it's crazy that you forgot.
It's also crazy that there was a period in copyright law
where you had to put a copyright notice on a movie
or else it was instantly public domain.
That's nuts.
That is bad in all writing right there.
They didn't put it on here,
I guess they wanted it to be for everybody.
I assume they meant for other people
to just have instant access to this movie
they put their time and effort into.
It's like, whoa, you want to ask him? No, no, no, it'll be awkward. It'll be uncomfortable.
Like, it'll be like calling out their charity.
So, Allie, you got a title to answer for. Well, you don't have to answer for it.
Do you want me to provide one or? No, well, you don't have to answer for it.
Do you want me to provide one or?
No, no, no.
That's what it sounded like.
You want to be kidding me.
No, I got one for you.
Like, I'm going to tell you a person,
and you name a title, maybe they were in.
Wow.
Here's one for you.
And it is Jepetto's secret.
Oh, Jepetto's secret. No, that? I'm going to say Frank Welker again for
this one. No, it's not Frank Welker. So Stuart, I'm going to steal that shit because I know
that's Eric Roberts, baby. That is Eric Roberts. He plays the character Jack Hammer in
Jepetto's. It's a porn movie. I didn't realize that. Oh, it's a porn movie.
I didn't realize that.
Oh, that I would have said Eric Roberts.
I mean, it sounds like he's basically playing the same character they plays in righteous
gemstones, say a criminal wrestling promoter.
So is that Cheppetta's secret?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Stewart.
That he was, he was he was he was in he was in porn
Stuart you're up again already
And your time is gonna win this one Well, with stealing that for me and then also getting more questions in the first
Christ what are you my dad?
Overall
Overall you get the same number of questions, but
It's just a matter of discounting
Okay, you look by the way, Elliot. You would a matter of discounting. Okay, you look, by the way,
I like you would look amazing in overalls. I thank you. I'd look like a big kid, which would be great.
You look like me. I mean, if I, I mean, I would basically look like middle-aged Chuckie, sure. Yeah.
Stewart, your, your, your, your, your, the overalls and the baseball cap,
I would look like a kid going undercover as an adult.
And doing a bad job, why do you get injured?
Don't look like a kid.
Stuart, your title, your title is the murder of King Tut.
The murder of King Tut.
What a range.
These three people.
I want to say James Patterson.
That is James Patterson.
Who else would have the balls to take on that subject?
Now Elliott, the sticks were in my field.
No, I assume he, I assume it was a, that's it.
He had to meet with a new bus in like a dark parking garage to get the inside information
on who killed the type.
Yeah.
Listen, listen, you didn't get this from me, but it's his heart.
I waited against a feather.
See where it takes you.
Well, wait, who's the murder in that case is the feather?
Hey, I don't want, I don't want to get involved.
Yeah, because usually what happens is is
No, no, it's some some other Egyptian guy, you know, okay, okay, okay, at Ali this would go I don't know and Sabanore. Yeah
It's one can go a couple different ways probably not a third way
I just exhausted his knowledge of Egyptian characters. Like what do I want to know about Egypt? King Todd, the oldest mutant apocalypse. That's
about it.
Emotions from the mummy series. Oh, yeah, right, right.
All right. Your title is New York Minute. Who of these people?
I'm going to say Eric Roberts. That is incorrect.
Sure. Good. It's Frank Welker. Frank Welker is in New York Minute. I'm gonna say Eric Roberts. That is incorrect. Stuart, you have a steal.
It's Frank Wilker.
Frank Wilker is in New York minute.
He's credited as Ray Noldo vocal effects.
Oh, man, I'm not there's no coming back for me on this game.
Stuart is too good.
He just knows these three people too well.
Yeah.
Well, Stuart, you got
a few more. Stewart. He got one more chance to just not his theories. He It's just true. All right, Stuart, bring us on. Oh, the, the final title
is head full of honey, head full of honey. Head full of honey, the clear plastic bear Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah to say Eric Roberts. It is Eric Roberts.
He played.
Dr. Holston had full fun here.
So that's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine stewards.
Wow.
To a four L.
Yeah.
It's a blow out.
Wait a minute, Dan, you said two rounds of eight questions.
I know.
I don't know.
You're so far off.
You only asked, well, how many?
You asked 12 questions.
One, two, three, four, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
How many, how many did you have?
12, 13.
How many points did you were having?
Oh, he had 10 points. No, 13.
13 rounds.
That's what he does.
That's not even...
I got the map too, but...
Lucky number.
How did I do this?
Yeah.
Remember me not as a person who counts things,
but as a game master.
Yeah.
I mean, the master qualification is a little, it's a little tentative here.
Question. So, for any of the pals, I did it. Now, now, now I know that I want to do a game
that's just for Dan on the next mini that's called, how much of this is there? And you've
just got to get within two to win. Okay, Dan, what's the next, what's the next part of
the music?
Well, you know, you stand on the top of the thing while the
Mario Kart music plays.
Okay.
And I say the end of the show stuff, which is, uh, if you have a moment
listeners, if you like the nonsense, go to iTunes, leave us a review,
probably, I'll leave out the parts where I couldn't count.
You know what I think? I think you're going to make sense at the end. I think you're
going to let you, because you left one question reserved for a library. We didn't need it,
right? I did. So you know what? You only miscounted once.
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