The Flop House - FH Mini 64 - Goofs Only 90s Kids Will Remember

Episode Date: October 1, 2022

Dan brings back his popular IMDb Goofs game to challenge Elliott and Stu on their 90s knowledge.Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.

Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington and I'm Elliott Kalen. You know me Elliott. Yep. That's your name. Don't wear it out yourself. Why not do it for you? Hey, so this is a podcast that's normally about bad movies. That's what we, uh, that's our mission statement as, uh, stated on most of the old episodes, but we started doing this. We're going to tell the devil when we get to hell. Yeah. We've started doing a few little minis. Uh, every other week we do shows that are kind of just our own different weird formats. And yet again, I've gone back to the well, guys. I did a mini in the past called Goofs.

And then I did another mini called Goofs Toofs. And this, oh no. This rather than Geef's Threefs is called Goofs 90s kids remember. So let's, uh... Okay, so it's just a Buzzfeed article. is called Goofs 90s kids remember. So let's, Okay. So it's just a Buzzfeed article. Well, let's refresh ourselves on the Goofs concept. Concept.

Concept. Two people are having trouble picking up the ball. Yeah. Yeah. The Goofs concept is thus. It is a contest between Ellidan Stewart with me as the game master, where I give them an IMDB goof, and they have to guess what movie this goof comes from, what IMDB movie

page this has been put on. And you have to remember that IMDB is largely user generated in its content. And so the concept- It's not naturally occurring. Yeah, the erosion doesn't cause IMDB. The idea of what constitutes a goof thus is somehow somewhat whimsically applied by the users and readers of IMDB. He's a dog though, right?

Who? Which one? A dog with a son. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, goof. What's his name? Is it also Goofy? Sam?

Is that right? Is it Sam? It's probably Bernard. Maxwell. No, no. We're gonna look like real eyesholes. Gimberly, I think it's Gimberly. Because we referenced the goofy movie

like a million times on this podcast, which is wild, because we don't even have a million episodes. And yet I've know nothing about it. Other than that meme about, you know, Daniel, you look like this. Camping in it. Okay. That's a large part of the narrative. Sure. Sure. So anyway, so the point is, I'm

going to read off a goof and you guys will have chances to say what movie you think this goof has been listed from the goofy movie. Did we start and what? Yeah. No, we're going to go back and forth. I will announce, uh, like a pendulum who gets the first shot at a question and the other person will have a chance to steal for the point. And also, this is a 10 round 10 question game. They're two rounds. The first round will be very like, uh, beloved or highly critically acclaimed movies from the 90s. And the second round will be somewhat harder because, as is a bad movie podcast, it will be some of the bigger, critical or commercial flops of the 90s. So you got it.

So we're getting the in and the yang. That's right. So the first round, these are the the better 90s movies in the popular imagination. Goofs nice kids remember Dan throwing a little shade at the at the critically acclaimed 90s movies. I know I'm all these I just want to specify like, hey, it may not be your favorite, but when we talk to General Claim, this is what this is what's going on. So. And how is General Claim doing ever since he was his dishonorable discharge? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now he has to sell insurance or whatever the fuck was he going to deal with? Yeah, was he going to deal. So this first, uh, it was you know, Neil. So this first, uh, this first goof is for Elliot. I'm waiting. No, I'm imagining that they're talking to the general and they're like, you cannot wear your, your uniform while you sell insurance.

I'm sorry. It's so clearly outside the military code of ethics, feed or wear your military uniform while you're selling. I mean, but that's why they hired a melee. Why, what else the fuck would he wear? That's why they hired me. Look, this is all I have. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I didn't know the rest of the scene was happening. All right. All right. All right. All you know. So the first questions for me is as a goof from the 90s that a 90s kid like me would know. Yeah. Check out this goof. You're going to be so embarrassed that they made this goof. This is, and this goof goes as such literally swallowing one's tongue is impossible. However, an unconscious person's tongue may sag backwards and block their airway leading to suffocation.

This is what is usually referred to by the phrase, it is not a voluntary act. So what movie inspired this egregious goof about tongue swallowing? It's from the 90s. Is that seven? It's not seven. And Stuart, do you want to steal this one? Yeah, why don't I, the English patient? Well, one can easily imagine someone going to some sort of English patient suffering from tongue swallowing.

Oh, I know. Tongue smaller. He swallowed his tongue. I say, this is a rave. That was the way that it was. Rave finds as the doctor in the English. This is silence of the lambs, the silence of the lambs. I got my serial killers. I was pretty close. A reader of I'm to be once us to know that Hannah electric and not have talked migs into swallowing his own tongue

for, quote, being rude to Clarice as he puts it, uh, it seems like a misunderstanding of the situation. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Uh, let's move on to, uh, number two, this is for Stuart. Yes. Check out this goof. You are going to do a fucking flip take when you hear this goof. Okay. I'm better. You're not going gonna be able to believe that they left it in the movie. Okay, here we go. Somebody better have gotten fires. Here's this Primo goof. Mia draws a rectangle to call Vincent a square.

What film is that? Were they in this, just a geometric error? Pulp fiction. That's Pulp fiction. That is. That's the theme song no, Pulp fiction. That's Pulp fiction. That's the theme song to Pulp fiction. I'm not even going to point out that it was a little unfair that Stuart's goof included the names

of characters in a film. Don't worry. Don't worry. You'll get ones with characters too, but Dan until I've get one, I'm going to worry life go Murray. I also have to understand the thing. It rhymes and I imagine he worries a lot. He gives off a cool guy vibe, but I imagine he worries quite a bit. Yeah. I am also less concerned. He doesn't worry like Tim Curry. The Tim Curry doesn't do much of anything

anymore. Sadly. I'm going to, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. I'm less concerned with the mechanics of the game and what makes a fair game and more about saying it, which are funny goofs. I guess that's fair. And also and fair and fair game is an I.D.s movie. Wow. Let's see the puppeteer's hands on the sun. Peek behind the curtain.

Jigsaw goes, would you like to play a little game? Keeping in mind, I don't really care that much about the fairness of the game or how the rules work. I'm just trying to premise. It's just a vehicle for laughs. All right, Allie, this one's for you. All of the toys are believed to have a soul within them, which makes them come alive. RC is seen falling behind because of low batteries.

Since RC is alive, it would have no use for batteries. What film had this goof? I'm gonna guess this toy story, damn. Yeah, that mother fucking goof was always Williams. I that's at first I thought started thinking that too another 90s it well regarded it. Okay. Well regarded. I remember seeing it on HBO multiple times as a kid being like, why even as a kid is like, I don't understand why this was made. Like I don't know the thinking behind it. Well, my thing is, even as a kid, I had conceptual issues with it. I was like, well, this is like a pacifist movie, but then at the end, all of the quote unquote peaceful toys go to war against the war toys. So what's the point? Yeah. Well, much like the way that the movie Ferdinand sells out

the purpose of the book Ferdinand by having Ferdinand have to fight them at it or at the end. So, okay. Goof, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, We've had three. One of them are a tie game. Stuart, the scoops for youth. For stew, you for stew, you will not believe this fucking my favorite part of the goose dance build up with the goose. Imagine who sweating what idiot let this goof get by. There's a lot of movie listeners, you can't see that steam is literally pouring out of Danzeer's even conceives of the idea of this goof. He's scrunching up his fedora in between his hands as he reflects on what kind of God would

allow a goof like this to come into the world. Yeah. All right. Here's a story. This goof is for you. The 1977 Corvette is described as being a car with a 350 cubic inch engine producing a 325 horsepower, a 4.10, Colin Watt, rear end gearing, having a four-speed manual and an aftermarket intake manifold. This is not true. As this is a California car, it had the detuned KEL-82 California Mission Z engine. This engine produced a mere 165 horsepower, and it's actually the least powerful factory V8 engine put in the Corvette, even with a good aftermarket intake, this thing would not be close to 325 horsepower.

It would need new cylinder heads, a new camshaft, and a new carburetor to make it even close to 325 horsepower. What film had the audacity to make this goof? I am sick to my fucking stomach to feel like somebody cared so little for the viewer. It's like somebody spat in my face. It's a lack of respect. It's a lack of basic respect, yeah.

I'm gonna eat up this slop. Just swallow it up, sheeple. Is it fast and the furious? I'm afraid that that's, I believe that came out after the 90s. I think it was a 2000 or 2001 release. I was in college at the time. Okay, Elliot. You can see. Elliot, what are you?

I don't have a single idea. What is movie involving a 1987 Corvettes? So erroneously, just, I'm just, I'm so angry. I'm seeing red and not the red of a beautiful Corvette. I can't even I can't even imagine. So I'm going to say forest gun. No, I'm sorry. You're both wrong. This is a bookie night's a film in which someone brags about the car surely surely it could not be possibly a character thing that they're getting all this car shit wrong that a brand brag about. This is a audacious goof on the behalf of the filmmakers. Um, invalidates the whole movie. You have that, give that movie for Pinocchio's and make the noses look like penises, because it's bogey nights. Why not?

Hey, this, uh, this is for Elliot. This is the last, this is the last goof of the, the evenest established classics. So I have a bit of the 90s round of goofs. Okay, here we go. When Alice and Helena, or Helena possibly, are doing story problems, Alice says, Joe has $2.50, which is a UK Australian construction

as opposed to the more American $2.50 or $2.50. What a fucking goof, guys. I cannot believe this person is allowed to still make movies. God damn, goofs made me so mad. What movie do you think Elliott had this goof about the phrasing? Joe has $2.50 versus $2.50 or $2.50. The clues in there to reiterate their archival names. or 250. The clues in there to reiterate, there are a couple names. Yeah. Allison Helen are doing story problems

about some of the name Joe. So if you have any memory of that, I do not. Something with, something with school children in it. So I'm gonna say the ice storm. It's not the ice storm. Sturge, do you think you can steal this one? Yeah, kindergarten cop. Good guess. That may be an 80s movie, but I'm not sure. It's eyes wide shut, eyes wide shut. So at the end of round one, the scores tied one to one. Tough game turns out to close. I wish we all had the time to go through.

The goofs got me seeing red, you know? Yeah, it's just so hard to concentrate when these goofs get so mad. Yeah, it was so work out. You know what might help you if you're seeing red because it's too many goofs, so micro doskamis, because they deliver perfect entry level doses of THC that help you feel just the right amount of good. Can calm you down when that goof rage comes a colon, the goofs get your blood pressure up,

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These last five groups of the evening, I would say are significant flops of the 90s, films that are looked on a back upon with tradition if at all. Okay. So let's jump right into it, Stewart. Chain reactions. Stewart. You're up first.

Got it. Here's this mother fucking goof and it goes like I need to calm down here. And I'm just going to wind me up in a filthy, lawless, post-apocalyptic world where the remaining humans are dressed in rags and barely surviving. Abby still keeps her armpits clean, shaven. Abby, come on. Cry already. What do you, what kind of post apocalyptic things? Are you not attending to just to keep those pits clean? So it's a trade off, what you're saying. I don't know why this group is so angry, but they seem upset about Abby and her shaving habits.

Stewart, what movie do you think this could be? Is it Waterwide? Oh, it's not Waterworld. Ooh, that would have been my first guest to do it. Elliot, do you have another guest? So it's a post apocalyptic world. They live there wearing rags and yet Abby's pits are unnaturally bare of hair. So they still have access to these things.

I'm getting an ink green and I'm also going to turn down about all this talk about. I mean, there is a little area of You see where she gets access to the strategic air reserve. So this should be moved to the incorrectly regarded as goose. I'm gonna, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say is it the postman? It is the postman, Elliott Stewart, you were so close. It's the other Kevin Costner post apocalyptic 90s flop. Okay, so, that was, that was, that was touching. I feel like that could have gone either flop. Okay, so, Elliot. That was touching good. I feel like that could have gone either way

for both of us too. Yeah, Elliot, there we go. But for the grace of God, had you answered first, you would have said, I would have said, Waterworld, yeah. I think flip of a coin that's that offer that separates a Joker from just a regular guy.

From a midnight toad, Elliot. So there's two options. There's two options. There's two sides of the same coin. There was a thing in the fucking movie Joker, which is obviously a genius movie. There is a moment when he looked on two paths and one path, he was going to become a midnight toker. But instead he became a Joker. Yeah, and he would have bedeviled Batman with late night marijuana-related crimes.

I'm imagining, there's a one where the Joker has a villain named the midnight toker and he's going, we're not so different you and I. Two sides of the same coin. Okay. So, Ali, this is for you. And I got to warn you as someone who grew up in the tri-state area. That's where it was in Jersey. A new Jersey.

One of those three states went to college. New York lived in New York. We're in the same world. The big apple. Infuriate you. This fucking goof. And I forgot these for goob. I forgot you were setting me up for for rage. Oh, you're gonna be so mad as a native of the area. McCoy and Fallow are talking in a crowded subway car and then back up into two empty seats. With that many people on the train, there would not be two easily accessible seats together available. Goof. That last part was me. That was the sound board. So McCoy, so dance in the movie.

And so there's a scene in a subway. We're Hank McCoy, the beast. That's true, could be 90s. And there's a scene in the subway. And it's a movie in the night. And this is the New York subway. It's a flop. We've got to remember this is a very important part of the clues for the second round.

1990s is a big flop. I'm gonna say daybreak. Not daybreak Stewart, do you? Or daylight? No, the one I'm talking about. No, I know which one you'll be the one with the one with the rest of the Sloan reason to talk. Yeah, well, that's not it. Is it volcano? No, that's a Los Angeles Elliott's current home. No, this is the bonfire of the Vanities, but coy and fellow. You know what? I think I think of that as in 80s movie two, because the book came out in the 80s. I should have remembered. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, the reason it flops is this fucking goof. I'll tell you that. Like, finally, roughly, roughly, roughly 80 pages of Julie Salamon's The Devil's Candy are about that goof. Yeah. Stuart, Stuart, you're up. Okay. You're next in this goof troop and it goes like this while it might be possible to make the individual chains of a piece of chain mail with a single knitting needle and a pair

of pliers. One cannot knit chain mail with two knitting needles. Goof balls. Goofy. What? This person is mad. Someone knitted some chainmail in a film. And I can understand the rage because certainly that could not be like a gag of some kind or just a bit of whimsy, but it must be a goof. An accurate rendition of the pastimes, yeah. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, fuck, I feel like it's in there in my brain somewhere. And it's just bouncing around. Is it battlefield earth?

That's a great guess. Is not battlefield earth, Elliot? Do you have a guess? Is it possibly Robin Hood, Menendites? It is not that. I would love it if someone got mad at a Mel Brooks gag. If at one point you can see Mel Brooks in the movie directing the movie. Richard Lewis's mold keeps moving.

No, that was Wild Wild West. Wild Wild West. I've actually never seen Wild Wild West. I actually have a diver here. We're not missing much. And believe what I mean, Will Smith is one of the most charismatic actors of his generation.

And, and beloved. And, well, not beloved to Judd Apatau, who was concerned that Will Smith could be murdering people with punches. Okay. All right, all of you. This next group is for you. This one, oh boy, you can get angry again.

And one guy, I know your feelings aren't clowns. All right, that's one. And one scene, clown says he cannot stand the word God. Later in the movie, he says the word himself. Oh my God, you look like crap. So in one scene, this clown says he doesn't can't stand the word God, but the later on, he says, oh my God, you look like crap. Impossible. Impossible can't happen. Now Stuart made it, had a good guess, which is Akira. Again, again,

think I think that was 88 or 89, but there's a character named Clown in it. I don't think he's ever named in the movie, but in the comics, he certainly is. I know so much more about that, so there's a clown. He's his full clown. No, we should talk about Akira for a while. I mean Akira's, it's, I mean,

I think of the number of lots of it. I reread the comics not too long ago ago and it gets a little repetitive by the end, but it's so it's just amazing. So does an amazing vision of a yes, Dan, assemble a bunch of it of insane clowns in your head, like an insane clown posse if you will. The whole posse of them. Yeah, I'm writing them up. Imagine what one could have said this in what context, what film context.

Sure. Out of that insane clown posse, what clown is the most 90s clown you can think of? Again, I don't really care about the game. I'm helping you out because I think it's more, it makes better radio. Yeah, if someone gets something right, I'd have to be to imagine 90s movies with clowns in them at this point. Um, I know it's probably, you know, just guess something. Toss it to stews. We can move along. Just move along. Big top pee. We. Big top pee. We, uh, incorrect stewart. Do you have a guess? Um, I don't know, like super Mario brothers or something. No, no,

I'm afraid my friends, that was spawned with, of course, John. I was like, as clown. That's right. I'm a clown. You should have said killer clown, Dan. And I would have, I would have had a better idea that you think they'd be from outer space. That's a good point. That's a good. You should have said Michael J. White. That's that movie has the scene where clown shows up is the only thing about the movie

that I remember is which I saw in the theaters that clown is standing there. A spawns daughter opens the door and clown has his own head and a his head starts to deflate in a balloon with his face on it starts to inflate and the balloon is talking and it looks bizarre and spawns daughter does not react as if this is a strange thing. Like it takes it's tried that this clown's head is deflating while a balloon with his face is inflating. And it's that's when the movie lost me. That's a goof. That's a one. That was the point you were locked in. Yeah. This is amazing. I love the adventures of spawn and kegly astro or whatever his, his mentor is named. Al Simmons. This is okay. Well, here we go. It's the big finale, the grand finale. I say that

because it's the last question. There's nothing goof. Yeah. Nothing else about it. I mean, it's a fucking goof. Let me tell you that. This is the rage virus directly injected into our eyeballs. Yeah, you're going to be so mad when you hear this goof. You're not. This is we're going to want to. These are professionals guys. Yeah, these are professionals making this movie. They thought they were making a big movie and they let this crap on screen. And here it is. There is no reason for a chainsaw to be aboard a boat, especially a cruise ship. The chainsaw's sole purpose is to cut wood specifically trees. Also, the exhaust fumes from running a gas powered chainsaw indoors would be hazardous to all involved. A little safety lesson

in the middle of that goof. This is steward. That's good to know. It's a public service. Well, wow. Yeah, I mean, I'm shaking. I'm crying. I'm throwing up this goof. I don't know, is it like deeperizing maybe? Oh, Stuart, I'm afraid not, Elliot. Good, because that movie rules, and it shouldn't be in the bad category. Do you know what this is? I'm okay. I'm gonna, again, try, like Stuart, and try to make my way past the angle. I feel that these things happen. When you saw it, there was so much rage that you went to a block out. To protect your brain, you forgot what film had this. It happens. It's just that I must have seen it. And that's why I woke up with blood on my hands and no memory of how I had gotten to where I was.

Is it speed two cruise control? It is speed. God damn it. You're a cruise control. So I think the final tallies three to one. It's a favor. That's wild. Shit. When you want to post like

covering his body and leeches that move. That's a wild. This chain saws on boats. They don't care. Well, I'd like to let's scoring game on all sides today. Let's score in game. That's it. It was hard.

I think we were blinded by our anger at the goofs, I think. Yeah. Well, I would like to get up like a goof in a motor in the night. Yeah. Yep. I thank all the goof fans out there for taking a trip down goofy lane with us. Thank you to your producer, Alex Smith. He is at Howell Daudy on Twitter and Thank you again for listening. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington. I'm Elliot. I can't I can't even finish saying my name I'm just so mad about those goofs. Yeah, I can't I can't get through the fury to say my own name in this Elliot K like In Goose!