The Flop House - The Flop House: Episode #84 - Sucker Punch
Episode Date: July 17, 20110:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 5:28 - Tales of Cobra Commander and Twin Sitters5:29 - 32:05 - Zach Snyder somehow finds a way to ruin sexy schoolgirls fighting robotic samurais. 33:37 - 3...5:32 - Final judgments.35:33 - 50:59 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:00 - 58:00 - The sad bastards recommend58:01 - 58:43 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
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After our week off, we return with the very definition of an unpleasant surprise.
We discuss Sucker Punch. Hey everyone and welcome to the Flop House I'm Dan McCoy.
I'm Stuart Wellington.
And look coming around the bend.
No it's the last stretch.
Neck and neck here he is.
Cross the finish line Ellie Caelin.
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but my friend and coworker Wyatt Sannack bought an adult full-body
Cobra Commander costume and complete with the added...
He also bought the extra knife that straps to your thighs.
A lot of Frelly just because he thought it would be fun to see Elliot wear a
Cobra Commander costume was that really the adult size and of the child's it was the adult size
was a little too big for me looks kind of like co-worker manners pajamas but I did wear
it for quite a while as as a producer Jimmy Don said you made a bit of a dumpy co-worker
man that happened well that's mostly the costume is full yeah fall. Yeah, I'll put a picture up on the website
of you threatening me with the co-worker matter.
I think you should.
And so how about that twinceter screening, huh?
If you miss it, you guys were a bunch of jerks.
Well, I mean, or they don't live in the New York area.
No, a bunch of jerks.
Yeah, they should have paid the money.
To what, to fly out?
To fly out.
Yeah, they're now. Rates are dropping, right? No, they're have paid the money. To what to fly out? To plane tickets. I mean, they're now.
Rates are dropping, right?
No, they're actually going up.
Oh, okay.
Then yeah, they shouldn't have come.
But we want to thank all of you.
I feel bad for you for if you paid to come to see us.
I want to thank all of the fans that did come.
We had a great turnout and it was a great night.
Mm-hmm.
And we'll be uploading that to the internet.
No.
Oh, even there's a one-time only event.
Well, I mean, that's not the case.
That's what's exciting about live stuff, LA,
is that you only get one chance to catch it.
That's true.
Then it's gone.
And if they screw up, then they got a
tag and you need to have it.
Yeah, that's it.
It's gone.
But we might do another one.
I mean, it was a big enough success
that we could probably convince to do another one.
How do we measure that success?
I mean, ticket sales.
Like a half a meter?
Yeah, a half a meter.
I don't like that better than this ticket sales.
Is that invented by Victor Lafamater and it measured the laps?
I mean, success for me was when the girl at the counter at the 92 Y tried back a screwed
up dance pizza order.
Yeah.
Of which I took her an extra dollar. Wait, what? Yeah, it's a direct river. Well, not before. I
should like, hey, screw up that guy's pizza and there's another dollar in it for like that
really good looking guy. I'm like, oh, no, the guy sitting next to it. What? What?
Yeah, the better thing about that, though, Stewart, is I was supposed to get a
performer's discount. And I mentioned that to the woman of the counter
She's like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and somehow in between like the the the 30 seconds between me
Be saying that to her and her agreeing that I should get that discount and her ringing it up
She'd forgotten that conversation occurred it did not give me this guy. He has a whole day. He had to pay the $4
She forgot that I put the order in entirely
And I had to go up and remind her.
No, I don't know if you were being attention, but when she said, yeah, yeah, yeah, was she making a jack half motion with the right hand?
No, no, someone else asked what that motion is.
I didn't Dan didn't hear someone else said, hey, what's your favorite band?
And she went, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right. Wait, is that a band?
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
So, we're watching.
So, was that a wear will announce it a were will DJ
Oh is up next and have that my favorite song where all the London
We play in that for six straight hours
So buglin to W. Oh well
One radio Well two on the nose that's okay So Bungalyn to WOLF. I mean, the one in the radio.
Well, two on the nose, that's okay.
So we thanked our fans for coming to the Twins that are
show and then Dan complained about the pizza.
They that covers the nights.
For those who weren't there.
What we did for our wives and mistresses.
For those who weren't there, we had a fun segment where we
interviewed our
wives and in Swords case fiance and embarrassed them in front of the
audience. They were good sports about it. They were very good sports and didn't
divorce any of us afterwards. Despite barely being asked to me in the show. And
there's a and say we had a couple of flopp how super fans there one who of
whom won a big prize package is a fun night for everyone.
Stuart's big prize package.
Yep.
You can come collect whenever you want.
So, I guess we should move on.
Dot-ord.
To less exciting piece of business.
Wow.
This is so awesome.
This is the actual purpose of the podcast.
The movie we showed at the screening was Twin Citters, which is a delight and a joy
to be able to watch.
Yeah, you watch there.
Uh, the movie we watched tonight was What Dan?
Sucker Punch.
Sucker Punch.
It was a, it's a punch to the audience.
Uh, well, Ellie, you love 300 and what you are a fan of Visionary Director Zach Snyder. I like 300 a lot. I have a fan of Visionary Director, Zack Snyder.
I like 300 a lot.
I think it's a lot of fun.
Watchman is a mediocre film.
Zack Snyder is the...
The Don't-to-Dad remake is okay.
I haven't seen that one.
I like to think you have to have made more than three movies
to be a Visionary Director,
but the word Visionary gets thrown around a lot.
So I guess Sucker Punch is the fourth movie
by this Visionary.
Yeah, Sucker Punch is the sort of movie that you make once no one
can say no to you. Yeah, you've had a couple hits in a row.
Enough box office success. Yeah, you get to blow all of your Bopho B.O. they call it.
Yeah, Bopho B.O. is what they call it. They you get you have enough credit now in
your in your star bank to make the movie
To make the movie that you doodle on the back of your math notebook in so it takes a star box and it goes to the movie center and
Buies all the stuff to make I'd like to buy one attractive girl
I'd like to buy one piece of shit movie, please and the result was a sucker bunch
shit movie, please. And the result was a skucker bunch. But smuckers bunch had a lot going for it. There were, you could see the upper thigh of a lot of girls. This is PG 13. A lot
of navels, a lot of navel acts. There was the constant, unfulfilled promise of lesbian
kissing. There was a lot of action where humans fought
computer-generated things with swords and guns. Most exciting type of action.
Yeah. And a person is fighting something that's not there. And looks like it's not
there. And you had no less than three different levels of reality all of them
stupid. Sure. Yeah. Now this is I would love to hear Elliot try and synopsis is film because this is a this is an MC
I sure puzzle box of a mystery of an enigma. Oh, what's going on?
No two people see the same film. It's regular images. Yeah, it's a regular persona.
So we open with a wordless vignette in which what's the name of the actress playing the main character?
Emily Browning. Emily Browning. She was in the series of unfortunate events and she was in the
flop house film. I think the uninvited was... no that no no that's the unborn the unborn
the unborn was the big one
the un invited was the right one
the same
the unborn
the unborn
that's the unborn
uh... yeah which that on the unborn promised
a girl's butt in underpants which delivered on that promise did it
that was a thing
uh... so the so she looks as store pointed out the main character's film and
we're outing
who plays the part of baby doll looks as Stewart pointed out like
the Svetka Vodka robot from the ads if that robot had to poop the entire time
The robot had a blonde wig and looked like an even to poop and was dressed in like a
Japanese sailor suits basically sailor moon costumes yeah so in a wordless vignette
her mouth she's a rich girl with a little
sister and a dead mother and an evil stepfather. And the dead mother dies. And the
evil stepfather is horrified to learn that the wheel gives everything to the
two daughters. So he wrecks his office and then tries to rape baby doll. And when
she scratches his face, tries to rape the younger sister because if I think in raping them
They would leave a pile of cash
Yeah, it's like a video game when you kill when you kill someone yeah, either that or a giant turkey leg
Which you could eat for health and then you go
Then he could fight bobo or whatever the character from double dragon is
It's a bobo a boba is uh... it's a boba
a boba
it's a bobo just one
yeah i know it's a boba
it's a boba from the fad race
a tattooing
oh man
any who
so while he's at while he has the young girl cornered in a closet baby doll
takes a gun from his desk
and trying to shoot him
somehow shoots a light bulb and her sister at the same time
killing her sister.
Not significantly shorter than he is.
Yes, and shorter than the light bulb she hits.
There's no shorter than the light bulb itself, but where the light bulb is stationed?
Yes, that's true.
It's not a seven foot long light bulb.
It's not an industrial, fluorescent tube.
I mean, it was that big.
You know, it would be hard for her not to shoot the light bulb.
At that point, it must be some kind of art installation. They just have in the house
Anyhoo, so the evil stepfather brings her to a kind of thank you
That's the movie in a nutshell
Belch the evil stepfather takes her to a evil mental institution
Okay, where she is Lennox Hill, it's called. And there
she enters a fantasy world in which she and a group of other girls are kind of sex slave
bruleck performers. Sex slaves slash taxi dancers, something.
Yeah. In this weird club boarding house prison that is run by the, run by the orderly from the mental institution, but he has a mustache here.
And he's some kind of crime boss or something.
And seems sort of more of like a Latin mobster.
Yeah. And Carla Gugino is.
But as soon as she goes into this fantasy world, we basically forget about the other one, right?
Yes.
It does not switch between that level of reality back to the
We don't go back to the mental hospital until the end of the movie. Okay, and basically what happens is well
She's a little baby doll is about to get lobotomized and then it switches to this other plane of reality
She's there their braless gang
Cargo Gino is like a dance coach
They're their briless gang Cargugino is like a dance coach who's Russian. Yeah, and the and the amazing thing about it
I got a real like Natasha from rocking boi go like sent. Yeah, it's pretty bad and all the girls walk around in like not really very revealing
Lawn Jere it looks like they're in like bathing suits and tights. Yeah enough thigh highs to make it you know that they're wearing long
You've got girls of every type. Yeah, the skinny one, the blonde one, the Asian one,
and the other one.
The other one.
And this, like a regular brat cornucopia.
There's a lot of, there's a lot of br attitude.
There's a lot of very specific, like hipster fetishes
that are involved in this movie, heavy eye makeup,
thigh-high stockings,
like old-fashioned lingerie.
Girls almost getting raped.
Girls almost getting raped.
Very popular.
Sure, that's a big hipster.
And it's like this world where baby doll has been promised to some and her other friends
are named Rocket, Amber, blondie, who doesn't have blonde hair, that's the that's the
smartness of it.
Chastity and age. Bondy who doesn't have blonde hair that's the that's the smartness of that
age
by that one girl from high school musical who was new to the internet and
rockets older sister sweetpeer
and they all have stupid names because it's a stupid movie and baby doll has
been promised to some higher
because it makes them less human by giving them names like that yes they become
fetish objects they basically become sex dolls.
Who don't have sex?
Native American fetish objects.
Yeah, they're totems.
To have a lot of power.
And anemistic religion.
And basically, but they.
Or a vansister worship, I'm sure.
They learn that baby doll is this amazing dancer.
And every time she dances, we don't see her dance.
Instead, the camera zooms into her eye. And and suddenly she's in a fantasy world where she fights
I mean she wiggles for a second she wiggles kind of like a like a drugged
up Russian child but first time she enters this world
Scott Glenn appears to her as like a sense a character one of the first Americans in space
yes yes, Scottlin actor Scott go on John. You might remember him as the guy the guy at the FBI who sends
Jodie Foster
Down to meet
Hannibal Lecter in science of the lambs. Yeah, I'm mixing up actors name and character name, but that's fine
But he tells her that he is a he is a sense a inside of a snow-covered
pogoed up a
david caratine type yes he is basically
exactly like a little like
sex matters saying this is my david caratine
this at the uh...
we hadn't killed himself
if
uh... that has been proven yet right that was
i thought
i mean that could have still been file player it could have been felt like that
true the movie and uh... that was I thought I mean, it could have still been foul play. It could have been foul play. That's true. The movie. And he's been watching foul
play. I do not want to watch any more of this. I can't. I can't.
I can't.
To foul play. Yeah, he could have be like, Oh, Chevy Chase. Oh, my god. And then.
And anyway, it basically this is this is Zack Snyder's killbill is what we can get
to eventually.
Except he's not very good and he doesn't have Quentin Tarantino's basic understanding
of human emotion.
Or how movies work.
So anyway, Scott Glenn is his sensei now.
She fights three giant samurai robots, one whom as a huge what gatling gun
yep
like it like a train gun one guy's got big naggy notta
and a whole time gatling gun material
this happens a couple times throughout the movie that she goes and then when she's
done
killing the samurai
we pull out of her eye
she's done dancing and everyone is amazed at what a great dancer she is
because apparently she's been dancing the story of killing Samurai, like I don't know.
And this happens a couple times throughout the movie, and you see her in a couple different settings with the other girls.
One were there in World War I, and they're using machine guns to fight steam punk zombies,
and they blow up a zeppelin, and there's a lot of kung fu bullshit.
And then another where they're in a world where two bomber plane and
they're over a fantasy castle they have to fight a dragon and what was
there another one oh yeah they're on a futuristic train and fighting robots to
stop a bomb or start like a Mars or something and they're all each of these
scenes has no bearing on what's happening in real life has nothing to do with
anything that well she has to pick up five's happening in real life has nothing to do with anything
that well she has to pick up five different objects in each of these scenes
Skyplan is like you need to get out of there you need to get a map you need to get
fire you get a knife
I mean you have to get some mysterious fifth other element perhaps love it turns out to be
sacrifice okay it's not love from the film. Yeah, it's not
Lili Lili or Corbin Dale. Well, it's weird actually in the original draft of the Fifth
Element, the Fifth Element was chalk. This was wind, fire, water and chalk. But then I think
it was around, I think after that earth and chalk were too similar. I mean, that's the
while shooting was going on. I think after shooting started They were like why don't we change it to love?
Love guys. I think they may have changed it to corn and then love maze maze, which is corn. I don't know why
I mean they're French. They're not Native American. No, I don't go through two levels
They're like they didn't know that amazing corn. Yeah, let's make it corn. No, let's make it maze. Okay. Wait. That's just corn
Okay, it's the friendship session with the Native American
culture as evidence by brotherhood of the wolf oh very well very nice okay any
who so so we see these these action scenes that are not very well made I'm sure
we'll talk about them and then bad things happen to good people in the world
in the briless world the evil crime boss finds out they're trying to escape that's what they're trying to do the
trying to escape and she's already in a fantasy world and then when she starts
to dance she goes into another fantasy world and then when and then there's a
point where something wrong happens in the second level fantasy world in the
braless world and so it like pulls her out of her her
dancing world her dance her her like third level yeah but they never go all the
way back to the first level until the end of the movie at the very end should I
just give say the ending yeah at the very end all the other girls have been
killed except for her and sweet P who has no personality whatsoever and
she's blonde she looks like Nicole Kidman kind of And baby doll realizes this was never my story. This was your story.
I'm going to sacrifice myself so you can escape. And she does. And it is at that moment that
a the spike that was about to lobotomize her in the first level reality goes into her eye
and into her brain. And she's lobotomized by John Hamm of TV's Mad Men.
Oh, I like him.
I like him.
He had so much to do.
He had so much to do.
And it turns out, if there's this completely
unnecessary tact on ending where the orderly
at the mental hospital was, I guess, sexually abusing
the girls, like it's not really clear.
He's been doing something terrible to them.
He gets arrested and it turns out she really did help
with another girl escape from the mental hospital.
And now that girl is gonna drive away to freedom
on a bus driven by Scott Glenn.
Yeah.
And the movie opens with a shitty voice open
and ends with a shitty voice over saying,
who has the power of freedom?
Who decides our actions?
You do.
You have all the tools you need.
So it's like a Babylon ID, right? That was how the movie is a self-affirming movie it's a
self-affirming movie about the power of almost being raped and then getting
lobotomized almost being raped and escaping into a fantasy world it is a it is a
movie full of MTV style music video nonsense and then at the end lobotomy. Oh I forgot that. Most of the movie is told with
with just covers of famous songs playing over the set. Yeah, there's a lot of songs that are ruined by terrible cover versions
you got your search and destroy
Search and destroy sweet dreams tomorrow never knows
Where is my mind just you know like songs that you might enjoy if you actually heard the real version.
Oh, uh, uh, uh, white rabbit or is that the...
Yeah, white rabbit.
Uh, Bjork's army of me left intact.
That one not coming.
I wouldn't be surprised if Bjork did not give permission for a cover.
Sure.
Um, either that or she was so eager to be associate with axon iters
skucker bunch
that
she just said
use my own by some point in the dot on the work
i mean he is
and he's a visionary
of course the movie poster
he is a visionary he has made almost five films
so he has been did he do anything before before his daughter the dead
remake
uh... music videos, right? I get that makes sense
I mean his this movie is basically a collection of crappy music videos
Yeah, and the action scenes all it feels like they were test-marked in by like just handing out polls at Comic Con
because there's like
Steam punk zombies and giant mechs and like, you know robots and
zombies and giant mechs and like you know robots and dragons and samurai and
This trope that's gotten very popular in short skirts Well, that's the thing the tough girl in a short skirt where it's like it used to be the male fantasy to like save a woman from danger
And you that's like old action heroes used to be guys who saved animals in distress and now it's almost like
Men have become so infantilized that the fantasy is a woman who can protect and
take care of them
yeah like they'd read it went from
women become fight like
Ripley in the alien movies like finally a woman is the action hero this is
really cool to being like
why can't they just be like a girl dresses like i think girls are dressed in
she takes it she's like super mean with a
sword but like she knows i'm cool, you know, that kind of stuff.
Well also like the weird thing about watching this movie
is how dirty it makes me feel.
Like when I've seen much dirtier things,
but I feel disgusting person.
Sure, I'm a terrible person.
I'm a terrible human being.
But like there's a certain honesty in just like being like,
this is like a fetish that's being presented.
Like where this movie is like,
we're gonna put a bunch of people in fetish care and have a much of almost
rapes but we're gonna you know
you know pretend like it's a tale of empowerment and uh...
and also it's gonna be redemption pg 13 so like
there's not a lot of swearing in it there's a little bit
this it keeps kind of teasing you that it's gonna be more
bizarre or
word uh... or trashy than it is.
And it means that like in the scene in World War I, there's a world where one scene where
Scott Glenn says to them, he goes, the Germans have figured out a way to bring the dead
back to life with steam and gears.
So don't worry about killing them.
They're already dead.
Well, the dead, it's okay.
Your kids are watching this.
Yeah, because they're just shooting robots, you know, like just having kill soldiers like it's a war scene. There's
a moment where one of the girls reaches down and like shoves that like like like pushes
inside the hair on a young soldier's face and he's got bandages on his head and it's like
this brief moment of like, yeah, war hurts people. Sometimes kids have to fight war. It's
war's not fun. Anyway, let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go What's happening? It is a collection of almost rapes and they demonize every male character in this movie Yes as being an almost rave except Scott Glenn the mystery shaman
Who's a decentralized weird mystery shaman? Yes, like Willie tall salt in the great bikini off-road adventure
How did I well that's when the great bikini off-road adventure is a far more of a feminine empowerment movie than this, because like they run a successful business,
they make fools of the villains,
they don't let the facts that their tops keep falling off,
get in the way.
Why would you?
Why would you?
They embrace that fact.
Like this is, yeah,
the great bikini off-road adventure
becomes a feminist tract next to Sikaka Munch.
And but I can't even bring myself
to pronounce the name right.
This movie that's just a stupid nail characters with almost rapes.
But like how does it make the filmmakers any less creepy for filming it entirely
about chicks and semi-fedish?
Yeah.
No, this is a creepy movie.
It's a creepy movie that's not very good.
Well, and one had been good, the creepiness would have been overlooked.
Well, because well, I haven't been good, the creepiness would have been overlooked. Well, because, well, it had it been good, the creepiness would have been a good thing.
Because a well-made movie that's creepy is not, it's going for an effect that on purpose.
You know, like a good horror movie is trying to make you uncomfortable.
And it works.
Like this makes you uncomfortable because it's like, am I supposed to be, like, enjoying
this?
Like, what's the, you know, like a death proof with a lot of girls in small outfits? Yes. Well, that, you know, because Quentin Tarantino the, you know, and one thing that makes a death proof with a lot of girls in small outfits.
Yes, well that you, because when Tarantino knows,
you know, these are girls in small outfits.
Yeah, one thing that makes me particularly angry
about this movie too is like, this movie,
the whole middle section is just a bunch of nonsense action
scenes that are just totally bubblegum.
They don't mean anything.
They're just like ridiculous, crazy bullshit. And then at the end of the movie oh we have this
downer ending is like well this girl has gone through all this stuff and now
she gets a little bottomy and I guess there's a ray of sunshine because she
helped one other girl escape that we don't care about but there's no need like
on a movie that's like such a popcorn stupid film to have like this bleak ending
where a girl gets an unneeded lobot
of it. Amen. That's life. I guess I guess a mental lesson. You've been taught a lesson about the real world deal with it.
We get smacked down for stuff all the time. John Ham goes around lobotomizing. It's a weird moment at the end.
John lobotomizing. John Ham has just lobotomized this girl and John and
Carlugino as the it turns out she's the doctor and the mental
institute comes in and she's like you'll lobotomize her huh?
I wouldn't have done that any who and John Hamm is like
who didn't you your signature is on the forms authorizing this she's like
what no it's not what I I would never have signed that and
John Hamm is like I don't like doing it either but you know I do it like you
have two characters who were supposed to like,
but they can't get too mad that a girl's just been
lobotomized, especially since one of them did it.
So this weird moment of like,
hey, don't blame John Ham and Carlton, you know,
they're the good guys, even though they were fine with this.
Yeah, that's dirty world.
So filthy way, hey, you just learned another lesson.
You should be paying his ex-nighter
for all the lessons he's teaching.
Well, it's a moment where I think both of them realize there's a mistake made,
but they just keep changing the subject.
Like, oh, man, then I have to go home and make dinner.
I don't have enough time for this.
Where are my shoes?
Oh, geez, look at the time.
I gotta go.
Other weird thing is, who put all the makeup on her before this?
Isn't that strange?
No, no, she's just flushed from whatever sickness she has.
So this is, this is-
She flushed from being a rouse all this movie for some reason.
It's the, this is like-
She went she was a rouse?
I'm just saying like, what's weird-
What's funny about this?
Fetishization of everyone in the film.
Like, okay, and now she's been-
Like using all of my baby doll because we've removed her brain
Like the terrible lesson
I mean the women in the movie are basically puppets for sex matter
Yeah, I mean I'd say the like I compare them to like that manic pixie dream girl thing But they're not even they don't even have enough personality
Well, it's a different. It's a different type. It's the it's the action pixie dream girl. Yeah, where it's like the pucker bunch their person
Booker snunch gucker glunch naked lunch there you go wait that's what we're watching naked lunch
watch that starting Peter Weller yep Peter Weller would have made a good uh
mystic shaman character sure yeah if he wasn't busy getting his grad degree
I thought he was a teacher, I don't know, I don't think he. I thought he was studying.
What is he teaching, RoboCop?
Come on.
How to be a RoboCop, step one.
RoboCop, one-on-one.
Have a holster in your leg.
You all failed.
Look to your left.
Look to your right.
Both of you failed.
You're going to have holsters in your legs.
I'm going to do it. failed. Look to your left.
Look to your right.
Fuck you failed.
You're gonna have whole sturn's heel hates.
Okay, today we're gonna focus on eating baby food.
Yeah, Robocop 1 1.
Pretty tough class.
Yeah, it's a...
Nobody gets Robocop 1 or 2.
No one.
No one wants Professor Willough.
I mean, it's hear your Robocop.
It's a tough class. Professor Willis is a hard grader.
Does not give pass-fail grades.
But a great class.
E.D. 209, you got potential.
I got my eye on you.
That's not very good.
That's good as Robocop. This is a movie for 14 year old boys that if I had seen as a 14 year old I would have thought it was terrible.
Well this is the fails on pretty much every level.
This is the heavy metal of movies.
This is like the movie that you walk into your local 7-Eleven and you match for bait to this
because they don't have play points available.
Oh you mean the magazine?
Oh you mean the magazine? You mean the magazine?
In the 711.
Yeah.
In this Lurphy machine.
Yeah.
Wait, really?
Yeah, guys.
No, I don't know.
No, I am Masterbait in 711, right?
This is why Dan's right.
I'm criminal record from as a juvenile sealed because he masterbaits on it.
Yeah, but this is...
No, but this movie, this movie is to pornography as heavy metal was to like playboy. This is like
that weird like okay we're gonna sort of like dirty up a little like science fiction.
Well there was that really weird scene where they cut that baby dragons throughout and stuck
their hand in the wound and pulled like crystals out. That crystal is five years old.
That's pretty sexual and then
the the mother dragon chase them and we were rooting for the mother dragon because
they had just kind of killed her child yeah yeah I mean that's kind of bullshit
this is I guess this is the step up for kids were done masturbating to like
bikini scenes next man comics and are ready for harder stuff yeah we should
actually I was gonna say we should have we should have a chart
of the masturbation moment. But it's like no, we shouldn't have that chart. No, we should not do that.
We should not do that one. Anyone looking for that chart, we don't want looking for us. Yeah,
Penny's dinosaurs, etc. Now that you got kids looking to find out what would happen if Penny met a
dinosaur. And then they're seeing that. That's bad. By the way speaking along these lines, I was looking at the keywords that
sent people to the Flophouse website and one of them recently there were two searches for
I am number four porn. So that is a very small market. By the way you can't find any I'm number
four porn on the Flophouse website in case you were looking for a lawyer. Don't tell them they're Very small market. Yeah. By the way, you can't find any, I'm number four,
for not on the FlopPas website.
In case you were looking for a really cool.
I'm not talking about they're not going to come
with what we're saying.
Yeah, we're working on it.
Lates providing the words.
I'm providing the pictures.
Stan's providing the soul.
Yeah, of course.
We say to Dan, what do you like?
And we know it's going to be totally crazy and gross?
So always the quiet ones.
So the Tucker bunch.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, that's all like, I think so Al Roker,
a movie that's filled with cover songs of, you know, things that songs that used to be good
or songs are still good.
It's just the covers are bad.
But like this is a movie that's kind of like the cover song of a movie.
Like it's just a mash-up of things that he liked when he ran around Comic Con on a sugar high.
Yeah. Well it's his kill bill.
Where Quentin Tino made kill bill and kind of put together all the things he liked
into a new hole and kind of infused his spirit into them.
Zack Snyder kind of just like shoved a whole bunch of things in a bag and then shook the bag up and then threw it in the river and the river took it to
a trash dump and then they shot that on film.
So what's the next step for him now? Is he going to make like a punch drunk love type of movie?
Sucker punch drunk love, yeah. Yeah, I know. I think you're right though. He has to step
back, right? I don't know. He could. He's gone so far up his own ass and like he'll make
Yes, Anderson style bullshit movies at this point like a movie about a director named Zack Snyder making a crazy movie
So he's just gonna keep the punch element to all his movie. Oh, yeah sucker punch and Judy sure
the punch element to all his movie. Oh yeah soccer punch and Judy. Sure.
They're gonna do that Hawaiian punch movie. They've been talking about for a while. We're starting to punch. We're gonna do a second adaptation of the...
Sorry punchy exactly.
Now we're Leonard's rum punch. Yep. It's gonna be a whole thing.
He's gonna do what we call punch card. Just about punch cards.
So what when do we get to say what I think about the movie?
When do we get to give our?
Now because I think that you're
Chafing of a bit. Let's do our final punch miss
Well, there's a good bad movie a bad bad movie a movie kind of liked Stuart
This was not a movie I kind of liked nor was it a good bad movie?
Pace for eliminating those possibilities
Thus it would only be a bad movie? Hey, it's for eliminating those possibilities. Thus, it would only be a bad bad movie.
By logic.
This was a movie that the three of us were like.
It's like he's a detective and he's gathering us in a room.
Not one more thing.
I don't like this movie.
What were you saying, Stuart?
Well, we're looking at the potential movies we could have watched.
And I think the three of us were all like, I'd rather watch
sucker punch to those things.
And then about 10 minutes into the movie, we're like, maybe... i'd rather watch sucker punch of those things and then about ten minutes in the movie were like
maybe we go back and watch one of those movies should have picked country
strong after all
it's a movie i was going for red riding
it's a movie where we'll see the most we were all you're watching the movie and
then steward said hey look at that cat and we saw it dance cat was just lying on
the kitchen floor and i for about three minutes just watch the cat and
Like my enjoy if I had one of those dials where you choose like or dislike
I would turn it way to like and then back to this like when my eyes went to the movie again. Yeah, and I agree
It's a bad movie. You have a choice between this and a cat a cat which Ellie is allergic to I don't like cats
But I prefer watching a cat lying down not doing anything to
This guy with a mustache talking very closely to scanly glad women
As I said during the movie this is not the most boring movie we've watched
But it is the stupidest movie we've watched. Yeah, it may be the stupidest movie I've ever seen
So uh and this is the blurb that Zack Snyder. The stupidest movie. And I,
I also call it a bad bad movie. Stupid. So, uh, rock stupid. Very stupid. It's rare
that you see a movie and you're like, someone wrote this. Like, and then someone else
read that and said, okay, we'll make this. And then like, 100 other people spent time
working on it. Like, yeah, I mean, this is like, it's not a poorly made movie. Like, that's that and said okay we'll make this and then like hundred other people spent time working
on it.
Yeah, I mean this is like it's not a poorly made movie like that's the thing.
I mean it's not a the production values are high.
You know I've known a girl or two in my life and I'm going to tell you not a single girl
that I've yeah not a single girl that I've known has in her fantasy world it's all fucking
sting punk zombies and samurai swords.
Yeah, I mean, most
girls couldn't give a shit about that stuff. Well, I've been going about this romance thing
all wrong. I brought you a gift. It's a sailor moon costume. Yeah, and the samurai. In a
sammurized sword, you just put this on and pretend I'm a big pagoda head, you know, the sort of same
right here.
Are your thigh-high stockings and your World War Two bomber helmet?
I issue these to all of my love interests.
All of my lovers.
And yeah, when you said I've known a girl or two, it sounded like it was the intro to
Stewart Stories.
And you're going to tell another tale of a woman loved and lost
The red shoe stewards the red stew diaries
I know it's he gets the point for that one. Thank you. I think no, I think I mean I think we can you know
We share credit on that. No, you know
I
I keep losing points
So
I'm
Letters from letter hey you like this part Ellie. This is my favorite part of the show letters from readers
Letters from readers. What do they say? And what do we say in the return? Letters from readers, letters from readers, chatters from readers.
I really hate anyone, Ellie, mix up songs. But the Linda from Wisconsin says, more songs please.
All right, well, now that you're done with me. Frank Swap and Paris is on a pre-move more songs.
Alright, enough, enough, enough, enough,
but sheepish and dovelances. I am ambivalent about the songs.
50-50. So I guess I've decided on a keyspakey species. Dude, I said, dude.
No, I just read the letter.
In an accent.
This is my game.
In American accent.
My book.
People, this is, this email is.
Do Bob Kane.
What?
Greater Batman.
People that sound like other people.
Is this the name of this email? People that sound like other people. Is this the name of this
email? People that sound like other people. Yeah, I can't understand you. It's from
Jeremiah last name with help. He says, I started listening about the same time
the AV Club review came up and not via the AV Club. Oh, yes. He's an original
he wants to make sure that he made fun of them. People He's saying that he was into it before he got popular.
Look, it's a classic hipster move.
Yeah.
He's an OF, original flopper.
But he says, what I say.
Yeah.
And a man's a man.
And a can's a can.
I say that at dinner, in the bathroom.
You do say that a lot.
I do.
A fan.
If you had a Marvel Comics card, and there was a quote on the back,
it would say a fan's a fan. Stuart Wellington. No, sir. Stu Comics number one to fifty-seven.
But he says, I assume that you'll be getting more letters to sort through from now on.
Most of them offering Elliott lucrative contracts with major labels. I think he could be the
next Rebecca Black. Yeah. Wait, what? I started down the next slide.
I cast directly to my iPhone and had no idea what any of you look like I
Cast mo raka as allied Jason Segal is Dan and Seth Rogen as the equally funny Stewart
It's really close since these sound likes are so perfectly. I soon even told this before I
Don't like sounding like mo raka
I was also wondering if you guys could attach a Google voice account your your email so listeners could quote call in and allow you to play the
messages on their show. That's not a bad idea. That is a good idea. I will look
into this place and play that. I never heard of Google voice. What is that like a
voice mail for Google? I guess it's all in the name. I mean as for the sound
of likes, you know, Elliot is less hunchbacked than Moraka,
and Stuart and I are more...
Or Rocknash, very good posture.
Well, then Jason's Seagull and Seth Rogen, but...
Although my...
The one-ernie too, Seth Rogen,
and the cast, and the cast.
I hooked up with a girl one time
who described me as a cuter version of that guy and knocked up.
So, thank you, Seth Rogen.
Similarly, I need to get down to this next email, which, uh,
Are you sure that she didn't mean one of his weirdo friends that live in the house?
I mean, he met John, she met John Hill.
Probably John Hill.
Yeah.
I mean, I, I think I'm cuter than John Hill.
He's got that, he's very cuddly.
He's got that arm.
But the, uh, the next, I don't know about that.
The next email is on a similar vein and it says Stuart Wellington. It's weird that his name sounds so
regal so fancy Stuart Wellington you practically expect an S-quire or the
third tacked on to the end and yet he sounds just like Seth Rogen. It throws me off.
I feel like his name should be Dan. Elliot's name should be Stuart and Dan can stay Dan. Thank you
I'm glad that I sound so regal keep up the good work guys. I suggest starting a huge battle with how did this get made?
Well, I don't what name did they suggest for Stuart? Oh, yeah, like Ralph
He said that
His name should be Dan Slogo
Slogo and Dan can stay Dan, but is Dan, too. There's two Dan.
That's doesn't, you know, you'll be Daniel.
I'll be Danny.
Like I'm just like old kid goofing off.
Hang it out.
Yeah, that's, that's fun.
Well, Danny, because if you are Danny McCoy,
you'd be that awesome character from Las Vegas.
The TV show, not the city.
Oh, okay.
You got it. Yeah, I think you're up to speed. Wait, what? Just wait. Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Jason Bateman has two babies and Ryan Reynolds gives birth to two grown women. Yeah. And he grabs the by the butt. And Ellie and the boys.
We're talking about the poster to this on the subway.
What's called the switch amount?
It's the switch.
Is it switch a room?
Isn't switch the movie where Jimmy Smith comes back as a lady?
No.
A lady from Barkin and Jimmy's.
Ellen Barkin's a lady and Jimmy Smith is the guy.
Yeah.
But she's not Jimmy Smith.
No.
No.
No. He just, she just, the sexist guy died and came back as female.
As Ellen Barkin.
As opposed to male Ellen Barkin.
Male Ellen Barkin did not have a good career.
As opposed to Elmo Barkin.
No, but, yeah, no, Ellie, when I were talking about how creepy the, the poster for the,
whatever the-
The change switch.
The change your mumps.
It makes a direct correlation between two babies
into hot ladies in their underwear.
And it kind of creeps us out a bit.
Yeah, it's infantilizing them much the way Sucker Punch does,
while still sexualizing them.
It's kind of like Betty Boop, the sexy baby.
So Ethan, last name was Halen. I hope baby. So Ethan last name was the hell my baby.
I hope that answers your question.
What was the question?
There was no question.
Okay.
What was the last thing they said?
They wanted us to start a huge battle of how did this get made, which I think we could
do if how did this get made was aware that we exist.
I mean, it's kind of bad.
I mean, is it like a wrestling match?
Because I mean, we might win.
What do those guys look like? Are they like, oh, I imagine Weedy and kind of it's kind of like a wrestling match because I mean we might win one of those guys look like are they
Imagine weedy and kind of I mean I think I think I think it's were equally physically matched with those guys
I mean they do know I was an Olympic wrestler right?
Right. Yeah in a dream I had I mean I'm not I'm did come up with the famous move the liberator
Oh, yeah, well, I love to talk about the liberator liberator only if you know it when you see it. Yeah, but the
I
I have actually never listened to their podcast. I don't know what it's like. I listen to it once and I'm not saying I didn't care for that much
I just I
Got a real job and I have less time for podcasts all of a sudden that's my problem sure
I don't even know what we're talking about
But I say there's enough room in the podcast
of verse for two bad movie podcasts.
Let's let the market decide.
Or in fact, several bad movie podcasts.
There are a lot of them.
This email is called Thanks in Two Requests.
It says I found your podcast with the AV Club,
and you guys are going to see someone who will admit it.
My favorite podcast. I appreciate the honesty. Oh, that's nice.
Favorite. Wow. Thank you. Two requests. Number one, can you guys not be so beholden to keeping
individual show links to under an hour, although it doesn't happen often, the time limit allows
for an organic and satisfactory end. There are a few times in discussion like J.
Cross has been cut short on or recommendations abandoned in order to quote me on time.
If there's a technical or personal reason for the time limit, I would more than understand,
but I feel like getting red of the time limit would allow for more opportunities for what your listeners love, including in no particular order,
more appearances by the Flapphouse House cat.
More!
More, more wonderful more, more full size registered trademark. More
opportunities for hacky screenplay pitches. More lists of things vaguely
related to some rambling tangent. More words that sound like other words.
Well, to answer that first up, there was a technical reason originally.
The older version of Garage Band tended to conch out after an hour.
Now it's probably more that we're just tired after an hour.
Well, I'm just amazed that someone is asking to hear more of us jabbering on.
Yeah, I've heard more frequently.
Less.
Our friend Brad, in particular Stewart, is very keen on...
Friend Brad last name with help. Yeah he would
like us to cut the show to about half half of these grouchy and old. It sounds like a
young vibrant listener. Yeah someone we can count on to stay with us through all
our many changes. I'm just saying that there are a plethora of different responses
that people have. Let's teach the controversy. Often it's often it's a matter of
time for us to because we do this after work, and it's late, and we're sweating
because we took, turned the air conditioner off
because we didn't want the constant,
common the background.
And we're wrestling.
And there's an old show, yeah.
There's an old, I'm wearing parkas,
and wail blower.
There's an old showbiz.
And it's just wasabi.
And I started to get sleepy after about five beers.
There's an old showbiz saying, always leave him wanting more.
So that would show you like tease him a little bit.
I mean that tease him.
You give him, yeah.
You know, just the tip.
Yeah, sure.
Let's go on to the second request.
Which I assume is Lady and Red. Lady and Red. It's go on to the second request. Which I assume is lady in red.
Lady in red. It's actually careless with dancing. Oh, careless whisper. I don't know that.
So this is the third voice sound related. Where are you looking at me?
The email of the evening. says, Why creep me out?
Maybe it's because I listen mostly through the two times function,
but Stuart's voice began to sound increasingly like that of the character of Krieger from the show Archer.
It might be the dulcet and sonorous tones or the fascination obsession
with hilarious non-sequitors and willingness to voice opinions from deep within the human id.
I'm thinking specifically of his desire to finger
bang the zooidationale for sure or really anytime he talks about porn from soft x to triple x.
That's the guy with the uh the uh the scientist. Yeah the electronic girlfriend. Yeah. I actually
can see it. I can hear that. Okay. But it became an electronic girlfriend. Yeah of course.
But it became an electronic girlfriend. Yeah, of course. She's pneumatic. Yeah, but it became hard. It's a sweat girl robot
Hard to distinguish His sound from that of the cartoon character. I therefore request that he either stop talking about such topics or that he only talk about
So topics his choice. Thanks. Thanks
And it's really rules first name with hell's seagull
Really was holding the first
Very with holy I did all those Jason Segal that's the trick the trick the trick to be remembered is to give them something
Give them your range. Yeah, give it make it different like sucker punch. Yeah, it's like it's like the game
Like how to hook up with a chick. So you got a trick. I thought you met the movie the game with Michael Douglas
Well, yeah, and that you got a trick him to
Here's a big trick. Yeah, there's Sean Penn's in it
It's not really a fellow. He's in the first scene. Yeah, he's got a mustache though. I don't does he?
I think you might be thinking of the assassination of Richard Nixon
That's a movie. Yeah with Sean Penn. I don't watch that so
So I guess what you're saying is you're just gonna you're gonna keep talking about sex stuff. Yeah, probably
Don't stop trying to tie me down. Yeah, it's do it's got a fly free. Yeah, he's like the wind bird man
So this last big course light drink and bird
This last legal in that case
Big course light-drigging bird. This last...
It's probably an eagle in that case.
Yeah.
Gonna fly like an eagle.
This last email of the evening is titled...
It's already so soon.
Animal wrangling.
And it's that steward.
I was so happy to hear Stewart was able to film
some of my spout straps
and landed off the daily show as an esteemed animal wrangler.
Oh, I forgot that bit, I mean real bad.
However, that joy soon turned into dread when I recalled a July 2008 Daily Show segment,
featuring the talented Christian Shawl and previous animal wrangler carrying in a cougar
and placing her on John's lap.
That segment provided the evidence I long suspected, the backstage of the daily show is waste deep in cougars. Of course cougars constant need for attention in lustful ways would be
too much for a single animal wrangler. So my question for Stuart is where do you fall
in the hierarchy of the daily show animal wrangling department?
I'm an apprentice animal angler. I am not allowed to handle the cougars yet. That's why
I stick with the score of Ian beans as I previously said. I can
remember that. Yeah, but knowing you, you probably handle the boogers. I'll top 10. Got him. I don't know.
I don't. I don't. I don't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't do it. I five. Okay. I five.
Is my job on the line. Yes. Okay. Yeah, you heard it folks. So boogers. Boogers. Like what were we talking about?
You're you're made up job at the Daily Show.
Made up job.
We can go to the school.
We can take about it.
I'm trying to seem cool to our listeners, man.
They, you know, you guys, they're cool.
They think you guys have broken.
You guys have really nice.
Yeah, you get super cool.
Greed of Hornet.
Like, they have a lot of me.
I can see it on my phone now.
The amount of space you get in these letters.
Like you, I think you're shocking both of us. Yeah, come on. You're the King of the Letters. What get in these letters like you I think it's shocking both of us yeah come on you're the king of the letters what
they're doing is that I think I think our listeners are like they think I'm the
low-man on the totem bowl because I don't have a lot of some cramley job
obviously the down is the low-man on the totem bowl yeah well I agree on that I
mean cyclops is a leader though you know. He's got Katana so it's a popularity though.
Yeah, popular.
I mean, if I was going to get an ninja table tattoo,
that's how I'm popular.
No, if I was going to get an Ninja Turtle tattooed in our
like, if I was going to get their their sash that's over their
eyes, so the ninja calls, I call it like a band, a bandana.
Yeah, I'm not going to get a tattoo of Leonardo's color bandana.
I'd probably get Raphael.
If I was gonna get a teenage Ninja Turtle tattoo,
it would be Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello,
and then Raphael again.
Wow.
So they clone Raphael.
I don't know what happens.
I just knew I'm happier with it than the Leonardo.
I'd probably get B-Buffins Rock, you know.
But then I'm kind of an owl.
Oh yeah, enough said. Yeah
Backster Stockman
Well, that'd be you you
Before after he becomes a fly
Before April Neil on a bikini. Well, no, maybe it's a cartoon character
Would you touch April's boobs as
As big a minute at dinosaur a guy asked did he also ask that yeah, he also touched April's boobs
Yeah, wait a terror that was the other thing that they like the one of our letter writers discovered that the same guy asked
Penny meditation. Did he referencing that somebody on the internet asked a question about whether or not you would be
Well a person would want to touch April O'Neill the character from
The she's a reporter I guess she, I guess. She's a reporter.
She's a newswoman.
Whether or not a person would want to touch a cartoon
character's boobs.
Yeah.
Okay.
I am referencing what your answer is, Stuart.
Yes, of course.
That's what I figured.
So now that we've settled that, we should move on to our final segment of the show,
which is recommendations, movies that we would actually recommend that people watch rather than say sucker punch.
I would recommend any movie rather than sucker punch.
Go to the video store, close your eyes, pick up a video tape box, open your eyes.
If it's sucker punch, put it down. Otherwise, watch it.
What if it's nothing but trouble?
Oh, that's a tough one
and all i got that stuff
that's one of those
eat a book or sandwich or who've been public got a question
that's a hard one answer
uh... that's a bad movie
any who would recommend a movie
yes
what you want to
uh... what i get this movie story of the itself
i'll recommend a uh... forts new war called Deadline at Dawn.
It's a strange little film noir that doesn't totally make sense, but it's a lot of fun
about a sailor on leave who is, it looks like he's committed a murder and he picks up a
taxi dancing girl and basically she tries to help him to figure out who the real murder
was. But there are a lot of crazy like funny side characters that are introduced and the screenplay,
at least at one stage, was written by Clifford Odex, the playwright, and there's a lot of really
good snappy dialogue and just kind of funny lines and things like that. And it's a lot of fun.
It doesn't make any sense, but it's a good fun movie.
I watched a...
So that's Deadline at Dawn.
I watched Tangled recently a movie that your sister-in-law's boyfriend actually worked on.
Yes.
A nice gentleman who got me free tickets to Disneyland.
He is a very nice guy.
So, thanks to you.
Thanks to him. Thanks to you. Thanks to him. tickets to Disneyland. He is a very nice guy. So, thanks to you.
Thanks to him.
Thanks to him.
But you wouldn't know him without me.
It's really thanks to both of you.
But I also enjoy him.
I'm gonna get in trouble for doing talk.
Thanks for the man.
Probably not. No one knows this podcast exists.
I don't think Michael Eisner is sitting at home
waiting for the next episode of the flop has to come out.
Well, I don't know, but I'm also telling him
how much I like tangled.
So keep going.
Tango?
Yeah, tangled cash.
That's what I was going to recommend.
I'll have to think of something else now.
Now, I like tangled.
It was a, you know, this was Disney Studios, a computer animation division.
A film that came out after Pixar had taken over Disney at large and I don't know whether
it's good in part because I understand, or is it, no John Lester, sorry, of Pixar kind
of came in and reconsexualized it or it's just the natural like creative up swing after creative lag
But it was a really nice sort of combination of old-style Disney like princess films and sort of like a newer like Pixar aesthetic
I really enjoyed and it's got some really good voice work. I was surprised at how good
Mandy Moore was as Rapunzel and Zachary Levi was very funny as the male lead who's Zachary Levi
People might know him from TV's Chuck you probably would not but other people would I don't like that show
Yeah, but he was funny in this that's a show. Yeah, it's a show about a TV's spy a
spy
Nerd show a nerd spy. He's not really a nerd though. Yeah, he's like a spy, a spy, a nerd spy.
He's not really a nerd though.
Yeah, he's like a spy, isn't he?
He's a handsome guy.
He's not that he's handsome
and there's nothing really nerdy about him.
He's a handsome man.
So he's about to show about a handsome spy.
There's an episode, what turned me off a chock?
A spy, but here's the twist, he's a handsome guy.
What is it?
I've just, we'll call it the handsome spy.
The spy who was handsome.
That what what turned me off about Chuck when I've watched an episode of it was partly that I didn't like it
But also that sure you didn't laugh or smile. I didn't enjoy it
But there's also it's a movie where people are constantly saying secret spy said it's a movie to TV show
Okay, people are constantly saying secret spy stuff right in front of other people who aren't supposed to know what they're talking about. So like Chuck and his spy handler are talking in a public fast food restaurant with families eating dinner all
around them about spy stuff. And there's a part where a guy who is supposed to be an ally of Chuck but has
really got sinister connections, he's at, he's around all these other spy people and he just turns away
from them and gets on the phone and goes, don't worry, everything's going according to plan. It's like, they're standing like a foot away from you.
I mean, that's another room.
So I should watch, show.
You should watch Tangled.
Okay, Tangled.
And Stuart, what we're gonna recommend, Tangled.
Tangled on Crash.
Oh, I'm a Shash nation Tangled.
I'm gonna recommend, I'm going to,
I'm gonna change it up a little here, guys. Which of the two movies? I'm not gonna change it up a little here guys Which of the two movies I'm not gonna recommend invisible maniac or the great bikini off-road adventure
I am going to recommend Dan just recommend an animated movie. I'll do the same
Castle for you can animate it
The animated series
Really?
The rank and bass show. Okay guys enough joke them up. Okay. I'm gonna recommend the castle of Kaguya
Astro hi on my isaki one of his early movies I think pre studio jibble I don't know
there's a whole bunch of anime nerds on the internet so I'm sorry I get this wrong. There's a ton of them. I don't think they're right about that. It's a movie that is a lot of fun.
There's a lot better action than the movie we watched today. It moves along at a good clip.
And it's, I don't know, for a movie that about characters that there's a million other movies and
comics and stuff for Lupin, master thief. Lupin the third.
Yeah.
It still manages to be very fresh and fun and it's awesome.
So Castle, Kaglio, Australia.
So the cabinet of Dr. Caligari, what's to it?
The cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Tango and Cash and I don't know, something.
Deadline it on and dead again. Yeah.
So guys, that hypnotized everybody in the late 80s. The thing was good.
So we finally did it. We finally watched the second punch. How do you feel?
Well, I wrecked. I mean, but do you feel like you came out on the other side stronger?
Yeah, obviously a weaker much weaker
I feel like anything could kill me now chickenpox a tiny cat
Maybe a leaf flowing in the wind. It makes me feel like all the things that I've sketched in my notebook can come to life at any minute
Yeah, but all the tools we have all the tools in ourselves now fight for them
But that's I do feel like I could go and look in my old notebooks from high school and be like yeah
I'll make this into a movie. Oh, this kind of dinosaur man who's fighting a robot. Yeah done movie, but that dinosaur has got
It's brain and like a glass jar on top of its head like a weird exposed brain and shoots that lighting bolt
You've been looking through my notebooks
Well, well, we'll keep looking through all its notebooks for more movie ideas, but for now I've been Dan McCoy
I thought that that letter writer said we shouldn't wrap it up
That's I mean guys wrapping it okay, I'm Stuart Wellington
I'm elite Kaelin wrapping it up under protest. I'm not everyone
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Thanks.