The Flop House - The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections

Episode Date: November 15, 2008

We present this alternate, much shorter, version of the Al Pacino film 88 Minutes.

And now the Flop House Movie Minute. You have reached the voice mailbox of Jack Graham. Please leave a message. Oh I think this is a voice mail. You have 88 minutes to live. Tick-tock-dock. Okay, you're still not answering your phone. You've got 81 minutes to live now.

Tick-tock-dock. If you get these messages, please turn your phone on. And that's it. I'll talk to you later. Hey, hey, I'm calling for Jack Graham, um, this really only works if you pick up the phone. I just wanted to let you know that you've got 78 minutes to live. Um, I'm kind of concerned about you. You figure that maybe if you got these messages, you'd be worried and you'd start answering your phone,

but I don't know, maybe you're on the subway or something. Seven to eight minutes, TikTok. Jack gram, Jack gram, Jack gram, answer your phone. Seven minutes to live, talk to you soon. Jack, it's me again, TikTok, Doc. I don't know why you haven't gotten back to me about this me going to kill you thing. Um, 69 minutes to live. It's really is now I've had it planned. TikTok. Talk to you later. Pick up your phone. Pick it up. Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone, pick it up, pick up your phone,

pick up your phone, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, 65 minutes, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. Okay, getting out of the wire here with 50 minutes to live. I had this whole cat and mouse thing planned out. I was gonna keep calling you and warning you and really fucking with your head but I guess you're not on board with that. I don't know if your phone's broken or

you're screening. I'm saying if you're screening you still listen to the messages. I really hope I've got the right number because I want to freak out some, you know, grandmother somewhere. I will talk to you soon. Just want to let you know 39 minutes to live. You know what, maybe you can just give me a call back. My number is 9177. Oh, you're good. You're good, Jack Graham. That would not be good if I gave you my phone number

Would it I see the game you're playing all right all right very good all right well It's not gonna work so next time why don't you just go ahead and pick up that phone all right all right I'll talk to you later 21 minutes to live guess. Guess it wasn't a trick. Guess it was not a trick. So... Tick-tock. Gotta go. Gotta get this thing done, man. You are no fun anymore. Let me assure you that I am serious about this killing you thing.

18 minutes to live. Read meme killing you, it will happen, 18, oh 17 minutes now. So, if you enjoy not being killed. Okay, Bob has to live. Let's just dispense with the whole Tik Tok thing. I was trying to start a catch phrase all the really creepy killers at catch phrases, but Can't really simulate the turning down of a clock To someone who is not listening to the clock the clock ticks in the forest Doesn't make a sound. I don't know. One is I'm just gonna head on over to your place I've got the address. Don't worry. I'm just gonna head on over there and I'm just gonna head on over to your place. I've got the address, don't worry, I'm just gonna head on over there, and I'm just gonna shoot you.

So, I will see you later. You probably aren't gonna get this message, you'll probably be shot. But, um, I don't know, maybe the police will get a kick out of this. I'm gonna kick out of this.