The Flop House - The Flop House Movie Minute #3 - Coming Attractions

Episode Date: April 5, 2008

We devote this Flop House Movie Minute to the ultimate in nostalgia sequels.

And now the flop house movie minute. In 2006, Sylvester Stallone resurrected his beloved hero Rocky for the hit film Rocky Balboa. In 2008, he brought the indelible John Rambo back to the screen for Rambo. But in 2010, he will return to perhaps his greatest role. Ray Tango. In. Tango and Cash 2.

It takes cash to Tango. I feel like I still got some stuff left in the basement. What basement, Tango? What are you talking about? You know, Edge. I'm a cop on the edge. I think I got some boxes of edge. In the basement, back behind the stairs for justice, and all magazines, and the... the hot water here and what nots.

I'm the cop on the edge. You're the straight-laced one. Really? I guess. You're the one who always wears a suit. I get so confused, Tango. You're Tango, I'm Cash! Coastal in the computer ward tennis shoes is Kurt Russell as Gabe Cash, the cop on the edge who doesn't wear a suit. Tango, don't you think we're getting a little old for this?

Year 64, aren't you like a week away from retirement? Actually, I retired four years ago. What? Should you still be carrying a gun? Consider this a retirement for my retirement. That's not how it works. Ah! Ninjas! They're gonna fight us with the what-nots!

Watch as the veteran cops on the edge take on their old enemy, Eve Perret, played by the digitally reanimated corpse of Jack Palants. Ah, Tango. Cash. Cash and Tango. It's's good to see you again. What day? Didn't we shoot you into blow you up? Yeah, along with all the evidence of your wrongdoing, thus clearing us from all the crimes you framed us for, under California's blowup, the bad guy then get freed from your wrongful imprisonment act? Perhaps I wasn't... quite...

Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!

Dead! Dead! And now... Allow me to escape... into this hall of mirrors... which I have directly adjacent to my office for no reason. Ah, damn you, dingo, and gash. How'd you know which one was the real one? I noticed the lettering on his shirt wasn't backwards, like in a mirror that would be backwards.

You? CGI doesn't have a reflection. Who won? That's so... ...decoloured police work. Stallone. Russell. Two summers from now do you know where you'll be?

I'll be in the theatre watching the greatest heroes in American history. Tango and cash too. It takes cash. Tango. Jack Pounce appears without the approval of the Pounce Estate. and cash too. It takes cash to Tango. Jack Pounds appears to be the approval of the Pounds of State.