The Flop House - The Flop House Movie Minute #5 - Moral Lessons

Episode Date: April 27, 2008

A heartwarming story about spiders disintegrates into despair and recrimination.  Enjoy!

And now the flop house movie minute. So yeah, Dan, there's this one time when I went to go see a racnephobia movie theater. I don't know if you remember that, a racnephobia. It was a movie with Julian Sands in it. I think it was like a thrill comedy or something. Yeah, John Gimmons, that's true. So I was in the movie theater with my mom and a bunch of friends.

I don't remember how I was kind of young. And it was dark in there. And there was a lot of scenes with spiders and shit crawling all over the place. So it was kind of funny because of it, like, slowly. People started getting up, like the people I was with, started getting up and like walking and standing in the back of the movie theater in the light.

And by the end of the movie, we all were because we were all fucking creeped out because we kept thinking like there might be spiders crawling up and shit. But at the end of the day, there's no spiders in the movie theater and the movie was not that great. So that was, that was when I went to go see a recnappobia. Is there a moral to this story? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Julian Sains is in there moving. He was also in the Warlock movies. It's not a moral.

It's a fact about a movie. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't want people to get up and walk away, you shouldn't make it about creepy things in the dark movie theaters. That comes close to being a moral, that's advice for aspiring filmmakers. Uh, wait, wait, wait. Uh, Dan, there's this one time when I went and saw a Ragnaphobia with my mom, a couple of friends. And uh... We got really creeped out by all the spiders, and we all got up and watched it. Wait, am I in the roaches?

Were we watching spiders? Yeah, no. No, the movie Ragnaphobia has a bunch of spiders. Did they should have called an exterminated? The spiders and the theater. You know, they're a consumer phobia has much spider. Did they should have called an exterminator? Did the spiders have the theater? You know, there are a consumer lines you can call. I assume they were serving food, like popcorn, things in the theater, but they...

Those probably... ...could have been spiders. This has been... There's another unreleasable movie minute. This has been Dan McCoy asked Stuart Wellington for long rambling, nerdy, movie anecdotes. I'm your host, Dan McCoy. This is the most unpopular podcast. nerdy movie anecdotes I'm your host Dan McCoy this is not popular podcast so long go oh maybe we don't have a movie made it in us today

I'm drunk tonight and you're gonna listen these tomorrow and you're gonna be like solid gold. Somebody so Sarah, Sarah, turn on the radio. It'll already be playing and you're like, oh my god. There are a millionaires. Baby, start living right. Go by yourself a solid gold haircut. Go by yourself. Everything you've always wanted. But didn't mean that. Some day this is going to be a landmark experiment in anti-intertainment. I think that day is today. Speed Racer, coming soon with you in the middle.

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