The Golden Hour - Casket Robbins
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I'm gonna get a sleep because of me!
This shit kind of bangs, huh?
Yeah, it's kind of gangster.
Well, somebody put a beat to it.
If I just sleep, nobody gonna sleep.
Yeah, so this is like, this show is just...
But Eric, what defines as a bad girl?
Like, are they famous bad girls?
She's acting bad.
So they're just bad? Are they celebrities?
You ever met this guy?
Oh, I'm the dumb one.
You can't argue.
There's something about me.
You have no idea what you're saying.
Gang, gang.
Buzz, buzz.
So.
King, sting, wing.
What's up, boys?
Chris.
Theo, Brennan.
And that's not in my order of favorites.
Yeah, it is.
Just wanted a quick send-in, dude, since I'm fresh to the Patreon and shit.
Fucking love it.
Those are the sneakers with the wheels on.
I love the addition of Chris D'Elia, man.
Fucking badass.
Theo, I'm upstairs, daddy!
Dang, baby!
Fucking Brennan, fucking badass, new special.
I watched it.
Shit was good as hell. I like the uh,
the self-made movement, you know what I'm saying? I'm glad that you like, are a part of it and you're manifesting in that area of the world.
All three of you guys are like, you guys are all badass.
With that said,
here's a quick, king it or sting it boys and ladies. I mean you might be a little too old for this shit too but longboard what do you boys think you
know fucking I feel like Chris Billy on this thing I'm just so long boarding so
and I've never done it and you're about to sting it give it a fucking world dude
it's not right straight on. Fucking love you guys.
What is he, the coolest person in Iowa?
So it was.
I like those glasses.
It was in order of his favorite.
I don't know.
Because he mentioned you so many times, so you are his favorite.
So then that means.
But you don't know that.
He said it wasn't.
Whoever came second is not really, you know what I mean?
Harvey said it.
Eric always so worried about who's favorite it is.
He said it.
He didn't mention it.
He said not in order of his favorite.
Well, you know, who knows?
But you guys honored it.
Look, who knows?
Yeah, because I want you all to fight.
He said nice things about all of us.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did, which was very nice.
Nice try, Eric.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate you.
That's very nice to do that to all of us.
That's very sweet.
Yeah, it's very sweet.
He might have not even known you were on the show.
If you knew you were on the show, he might have said something really nice about you.
He's probably a fan of yours if he likes all of us.
Yes.
How could you not be?
All I'm saying is longboarding is one of those things that looks like I will just never be able to do it.
I'll just never be able to do it.
You kind of aged out of it already.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, we're too old.
He said we're too old to do it.
But that's – because it's – when was that – did that become popular?
Because skateboarding was a thing, obviously.
And then this was –
You hurt yourself on that thing at a certain age.
But it's a – it's really a canoe type of –
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, it's like a paddle board.
You're not doing like tricks and all these other stuff.
And you can even use a paddle.
Some people learn it with a paddle.
The guy's filming a video while doing it, so it's not like it's that dangerous.
Right, right, right.
So longboard originally took place in 1958.
That's crazy.
In 1972.
Okay, well.
But it didn't get popular until the 1970s, but I never knew about it until recently.
You feel like a bitch on a longboard, though.
I would just go chest down and just like that, like you're flying right above the ground.
That would be dope.
Well, you know, what is the purpose of it?
Because I guess it gives you more space.
It's easier.
It's a little bit easier to maneuver.
Yeah, it's easier.
It's easier.
You got more square footage.
They're walking. It's like a limo.'s like yeah you just kind of cruise it's like the
yacht of the boat you know it's like a yacht is that similar to like the skiing you know the
like snowboarding snowboarding you could put a chick on maybe what while at the same time you
could you could put a big bitch on the back of a paddleboard wow or get a chick you'd invite a
chick on a bad bitch put a bad bitch what was the of a paddle board. Wow. Or get a cheeky invited chick on it. A bad bitch.
Put a bad bitch.
What was the bad bitch club?
Back of the long board.
We coming through.
We coming through.
Just sharks just dipping out.
What's this kid want?
Last one.
The kid I got to see.
You got to see the kid.
Yeah, I got to see the kid.
What's up, friends?
I'm dealing with this. Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Jackson.
I got a computer sync.
Baby shirt. Oh, my God. Baby shirt.
Oh, my God.
Baby shirt.
Buzz, buzz.
So.
Oh, man.
Adorable.
What a cutie, dude.
But fuck him for not mentioning me.
I hate Alec.
Yeah.
So I can't get him get a mention even from the kids
even the kids
don't like me
this is y'all fault
this is y'all fault
right here
yeah he's like
just signed up
for the Patreon
just signed up
for the Patreon
I gotta do
all my chores
to afford it
yeah
exactly
yeah
that was adorable
by the way
yeah adorable Jackson that's my by the way yeah adorable jackson that's that's uh
my my cousin just had a baby boy and named named him jackson uh he's saying baby shark baby shark
yeah god man when your kid gets hooked on something like i watch mo on it for real it's
about 19 times in a row you're welcome that one right yeah. Yeah. My son loves Baby Shark, and he goes,
Dad, Dad, can you do Baby Shark?
And I'll be like, Baby Shark, do, do, do.
And I'll do that, and I'll be like, Grandma.
I'll go, Grandma, Shark.
And then I'll just do it, Daddy.
And I'll keep doing it.
You'll do all of them.
And then do it again.
I mean, it's hilarious.
But it's fucking adorable because he loves it.
My kids are willing to make the Stalin.
I don't know what that says about me as a parent.
That's hilarious.
But they like the videos. All right?
Wow.
Oh.
Yeah.
Bad bitch shit only.
What's up?
Well, maybe we need to call child services at this point.
I'm trying to show.
You never seen a two-year-old twerk.
And I don't want you coming over watching it either, Theo.
Look, I'm good, baby.
You know where I stand with it all. Wait, I get the gist I just probably have to slow it down and hit it like this It's the king, the wing, and the sting
It's the wing, and the king, and the sting
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, wait a minute, let me think
It's the king, and the sting, and the wing
Let's go
King, and the sting, and the wing
Got it full circle, I put on the whole team
Legendary trio, Britney, Chris, and Theo
What you mean?
You know it's the king, and the sting, and the wing