The Golden Hour - Chris' Altercation at Erewhon | The Golden Hour #99 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
Episode Date: September 27, 2024The guys talk Chris' altercation at Erewhon, dealing with verbal abuse, Brendan on P. Diddy winning a billion dollar lawsuit, entertainers "coming out", Usher claiming he was hacked, more Chimp Crazy ...stories, celebrity downfalls, how the guys would like to leave earth and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast
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We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout
Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about
But that won't stop us
Nothing can stop us
As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough
It's stronger, better, bigger power.
Cause it is the Golden Hour.
It's the Golden Hour.
I always think it's funny like when people are like,
to be like, I think people use verbally abusive too much.
Like sometimes you need to be put in your place
and it's verbally abusive to me is like,
you fucking, what the fuck, you're nothing without me.
You're fat.
Yeah, exactly, body shaming and shit.
Yeah, you're stupid. You get hard. Yeah, yeah exactly body shaming and shit. Yeah, yeah stupid get hard
Yeah, yeah, you dumb dumb you wouldn't be able to fucking find way of a paper bag
Yeah, fucking be shit go to people this out. Yeah, but that's verbally abusive. Yes, that is verbally abusive
That is verbally saying that's all constructive
Where the keys no, that's horrible. that's horrible. But people use verbally abusive
as if it's smacking the shit out of you
just for saying like, whoa, what's going on here?
Hey, but that's how they take it.
I know.
That's how they take it.
I know.
But you wanna go, no, no, I'll show you verbally abusive.
No, no, they don't care.
You're way off.
To them it's the same thing.
Yeah, they're bitches.
So you think?
They're soft.
I'm in a car, if I'm in a car, you know
Fuck your anger man. I know
Let me let it out I need to get this out with you
Oh, I this is we were having a shared experience
I want to share with you how I feel about this dumb fuck and what they just did on the road as a matter of fact
Next time that happens with us and you get there at that level of anger for
somebody or even me, I'm going to thank you, dude. I'm going to say, Hey man,
thanks for being comfortable enough with me for letting me experience you getting
your anger out. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Eric.
Dude, we almost saw rage at the Irwan parking lot. Some dude, bottlenecked, where you-
By the way.
Them bitches need the organic corn or whatever.
I was the most angry person in the whole thing.
He was like, well, come on, move!
And then some nerdy fat dude gets out, he's like,
I'm telling you right now, I'm not gonna move.
The guy was like, move your car, he's like, no doubt.
No, but here's the thing though.
Here's the thing, so Chris is going off, right?
Here's us, we're just like this, yeah, man. Yeah, yeah though. Here's the thing. So Chris is like going off, right? Here's here's us. We're just like this. Yeah
Yeah, you know
Even maybe cuz I wasn't facing it he's so mad I had to go like
But then we co-signed I went yeah
Cry you move on we're just like saying okay, and then we would different conversation
We're already gone of that is that by the way let me add to it. I
After I'm done talking about it. I look over to my right. There's a dude sitting at the table laughing laughing. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, so guys get it. Yeah, we're done, but like imagine like you're dropping facts
Oh, that's why I was like yeah, keep going yeah
Here's how it's layered so you're already like in a zone, mad about this.
You're gonna let it go.
You already know you're about to let it go.
I don't even care.
I don't really care.
You don't really care, right?
Doesn't matter.
But then what happens is,
then your wife makes you care.
She makes you care because now you're mad because,
one, I don't care.
Two, you think I care.
That's a great thing. So now I'm mad at you because you think and then being mad at
her make then she's like you're yelling at someone you love you self fulfilled
your destiny right hey thank you for something like a prophecy thank you for
something like a prophecy dude that you know I have to go now I have to have
Kristen watch this episode I really have to have Kristen watch this episode. I really have to have her watch this episode. It'll probably be bad for me
But she needs to know.
It's just the thing. It's just so crazy. Like it's the age-old thing. Men and women are different.
I know. I know. You think it's so like, oh, cliche.
No, it is.
But it is so like that like can you even imagine if just one of our wives were sitting at that table with us? Oh, dude.
No.
It becomes like this, why do you, this is what they say too, why do you care so much?
You're like, this, I don't.
I, I, I just wanna.
This is exercise for me.
I'm also just commenting on this madness.
Yeah.
I don't give a.
I get paid to talk for a living, you're getting it for free.
You know what, give me eight dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my tickets are expensive and here you and I paid for your lunch
This would only be one one drink you'd have to get two minimum here Kristen we love you Rachel complete they both watch
Yeah, yeah, I think your join would be more on our side. I have to be at her Mexican come out. Yeah
I'm a joint also never seen she or She still thinks it's the king of the sting.
But, um.
She keeps asking where's Theo.
So you see still on vacation for three years?
Yeah, I can't stand it.
Do you ever catch Kristen watching the show?
Mine, yeah.
Any of these, yeah.
Yeah.
Never.
I can't stand it.
It's so funny.
Really?
I love it. I'm walking and I hear, I hear, my thing is like, if. Yeah. Never. Oh, I can't stand it. It's so funny. Really?
Oh, I love it.
I'm walking and I hear, my thing is like, if I hear-
Did you invite Brendan over?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll hear you guys and be like,
now I know, I'm like, oh, she's watching the show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, with the baby, like,
well, he was like missing you.
I was like, oh, is that right?
Until we had kids,
Kristen watched every episode of Congratulations.
Bro, that's just me talking.
God, she loves you.
I know, I know, I know.
I would never watch my friend's shit.
I know, it's all, it's...
Like a pop-fake con?
And then when I'm with kids, what?
The full pod, especially the one-on-ones, like just you.
Check it, check it.
But she's watching it like this.
She really, she thought she'd-
Or she's laughing.
No, she laughs, but she would say,
you should do this and that.
She likes to, she's great, man.
She's fucking awesome.
I hope your son's first.
She's creative.
I hope because your wife's watching it with your son,
his first words are vibing.
Vibing.
That's like good, dude.
Or he has a speech impediment?
I don't know, I don't know.
It's almost like if we changed,
if we had a supplemental podcast,
like the Patreon actually should be called Vibing,
and we just talk about like conspiracy stuff.
Because I'm telling you right now, man.
The new, you know, the new Diddy one, the new Diddy one?
People send it to me all the time.
They say to me all the time.
They vibin'?
Yeah, they say to me, ah, just vibin', man.
You know, or something that'll happen to be like,
ah, Brendan's gonna see this, he's gonna be vibin',
or whatever it is.
What's the, people love it. What's the Diddy one? The Diddy one? You ready to vibe out a little bit, ah, Brendan's gonna see this, he's gonna be violent, whatever it is, people love it.
Diddy one.
The Diddy one?
You ready to vibe out a little bit?
Oh, let's hear it.
Let's start, and vibe on.
So Diddy, so all this stuff comes out, right?
This comes out after the fact
that he won a billion dollar lawsuit
against Siroc for racial discrimination.
He won a billion dollars.
The alcohol companies are so powerful.
So they went, oh, oh, get him.
Oh, you beat us in the lawsuit?
No doubt, Bubba, watch this.
We know your dark secrets.
Get ready.
50 Cent says this.
50 Cent says what?
No, no, don't take my ass, Sean.
I'm not taking your ass, Sean.
50 Cent just said this.
Oh, he said the same thing?
Yeah, 50 Cent said this.
He got it from me.
He said that this is because he,
the lawsuit with the alcohol companies.
But I was saying-
Because everyone knows how bad he is,
so then that alcohol company has, you know,
their tentacles run wide.
Come on, bro.
They go, oh, you don't like us anymore
and we gotta pay you a billion?
That's cool.
Hey, 50 witnesses, round up.
Here's your money, here's your money,
here's your money, here's your money.
You know what I was saying to him earlier?
It was very calculated.
Like this whole thing was,
like this is the greatest investigation process ever.
Every single part of it is like perfectly planned.
They know how slippery it is.
And now he's on suicide watch and you know.
Oh, they'll be like, oh he hung himself.
People look loaded on Siroc just gonna come in
and try to kill him.
Where is he?
Hey prison
Where's it puff daddy
That's not what you call him anymore
So I'm here for sir rock we're here as representative of sir rock
Is this a rock brown liquor though? No, it's vodka. Oh, it's vodka. Yeah, you're thinking of kovacs
Yeah, I'm saying the white liquor is a one that's like a lot to you. Remember that song
Well that's right
It's the opposite yeah, cuz the coloring so you're telling me that brown liquor fucks with you more than the white liquor
Yeah, that's racist
Not to get it like that, but you know. You said to me differently.
I was in Miami and somebody was like.
No, Brown's way worse for you than Clare.
That's why Rock drinks tequila.
Terra Mana.
Jelly Roll drinks tequila.
Yeah, the, yeah, Jelly Roll.
Jelly Roll's like, I saw my doctor,
and I keep drinking, he says I can drink vodka.
I'm like, you need to find your doctor.
Yeah.
You need to put that down.
I mean, the guy that has tattoos all over his face.
She's crushing it, though. I know to put that down. I mean the guy that has tattoos all over his face.
Crushing it though. I thought he was going to be on idle permanently but I don't think it. I don't know if he wants that. Here's more vibe. My account got hacked. I'm
jamming all around with it. See tonight. This is crazy. My account got hacked. I delete all
the shady stuff. That's such a lie. Come on. Right? Are we all in agreement here?
Do you know what happened?
Yeah.
This has gotta be a lie.
Are we vibing?
I don't know why he just doesn't say like,
what would you prefer this or what if he just said,
look, I'm tired of being associated with
just because I knew this guy,
so I'm just getting rid of everything.
Oh no, that makes it worse.
No, no, it's just as bad as this.
No, he should just be honest,
but yeah, listen, I fucked Justin Bieber in Me and did you I was his slave and I deleted the message of that
See you at the end of it though tonight
See y'all tonight dude fucking how do you get no one knowing you think before so you're a hacker? Okay?
So in his mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you're a hacker look at the
Okay, so in his mind, so you're a hacker. Look at the cap.
Ha ha ha.
Go up that picture, the hat, the cap, dude.
More cap than a set of lids.
Go down.
There.
Nope, nope, that's the first image, god damn it.
Oh, okay.
The hat.
More cap than a set of lids.
You laughed too hard at that, right?
No, it's so stupid.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
If you're a hacker and you now have Usher's thing.
Yeah, that's what you do?
I'm gonna delete all his racing tweets.
Come on, bro.
Unless you're like a super fan.
Maybe the guy's a super fan.
I'm a save.
So a nerd comes out, I love Usher
and I didn't want him to be in trouble.
And then they just go like this, watch this,
and then delete it all.
I don't know what I'm saying.
It makes no sense.
You would go find all the tweets and be like,
oh, here's the tweets. You're in his DMs and you're like, oh, here's the tweets You're in his DM and you're like, oh, here's him saying like, you know, had fun last night
You know, that is the biggest cap. Yeah, I don't even say cap
I had that I do too
But bro if there was ever a cap, come on why even say anything you just delete your thing
You belong with your life. Well, if you any one cares, right? Well, no one is definitely no one's gonna care
Well, he has to worry about the DA come from
Yeah, well if he did also when he deleted these people already know he's tied to do they've already just screenshot all his shit
Yeah, nothing ever gets deleted with the suckiest part about this is this guy was super super famous and connected
He threw part. I know everybody went so now anybody that has a picture. I know
Guilty I know He threw parties that everybody went through. So now anybody that has a picture with the guy is now guilty.
I know.
The answer's yes.
That's stupid.
The answer's yes.
No, the guilty people are guilty.
So everybody in your book is like, oh.
So what's this?
This is his old Twitter or what?
Yeah, this is just, I searched anytime he tweeted Diddy.
Oh, so you can still search it?
So then why the fuck did he delete it?
They're back up, no, they're back up there.
Oh, because he's 55. I don't know how he did that, but. That's he delete it there? They're back up. No, they're back up there. Oh cuz he's 55
I don't know how he did that
That's funny
Okay, so they're back up. Yeah, I'll dance you motherfucker
all day
All right, I think my wife's going to his concert mall he put them all back. That's the one I saw. Yeah
You know, he just yeah. Well, whatever dude. I mean imagine like this feels like there was a meeting
It feels like a lawyer publicist agent manager and he's sitting there like this. I deleted it all, you know
You know, I know I'm tired people talking like didi and they were like we got to put it back. No
I I think I got deleted on they're all old and the one young lawyers like
Just yeah, you can't you can't delete it
I'm actually looking at right now.
He's all, fuck.
That's how that went.
Ah, OK.
I even did the watch this thing.
See y'all tonight.
Yeah.
Oh, a good promo for my Inuit Dome show.
I don't know.
Who's going to jail next?
Are they the thing that you really care?
Like, you know, here's the thing.
People we don't know.
The vibe is this.
The vibe is if no one else gets arrested and
And they take him to trial and it's done and it's just him then the vibe becomes more real
But like true no setting the opposite if they go through all this and he gets no prison time and he gets off scot-free
Oh, he's a he's a
Basie a spy
He's a he's a
Basie spy
We're saying to you this why no what I'm saying is this what I'm saying is if they're going out for justice
They're gonna get him and then
All the information they have by him doing my own podcast yeah, they might I'll start squealing
Just shiny suit.
OK, go back to the disco ball.
How about Meek Mill?
He was like, man, I'm sick of this shit.
Y'all me getting connected to Diddy.
This some ho shit.
Y'all buddy.
You called him daddy.
You did call him daddy.
The thing about Meek Mill is the picture of the knees
and the fries were the thing where I was just like, all right.
They had butt sex. And I don't care. he has some slappers also listen to him bro I would
I don't if a rapper let me tell you you know I thought about this morning in the
shower that's kind of pause but is how many areas I want higher investigation
team 100k cash find out every specific detail involved meek mill name to
ditty case I also want them to look at who's powering the media involved in meek anything do with buddy
Something not right someone said oh now he's buddy. You just call him daddy. Oh now. He's buddy keep going. It's funny
Bro, he came on your chest. He's
So hold on this is what I thought about.
Associated me to buddy.
In the shower.
That's funny, yeah.
Actual rappers that want to be gay, that are gay,
that want to come out, this is awesome for them.
Because, no, it is.
No, it is. Because, because no because I'm talking about guy rappers who were are like dude. I wish rappers could be gay
I'm gay. I want to rap about gay shit me like vanilla ice
I hate nobody no rappers do that well
I'm just saying there are there is somewhere a young rapper. That's like. I wish I could wrap my truth
And this shit no no meet Mill
do all these if this is true he sings I just agree with you the black community
does the needle needs to move towards gayness and these black these young gay
black rappers gonna be like finally oh you're Kamala Harris I know I'm saying
the opposite of what Kamala Harris would say.
No, she would say, speak your truth.
There's a fan base out there.
You should always speak your truth, fuck it.
But you don't be, I'm, you know what you're doing?
You're twisting my words.
Yeah.
And that's not nice.
I have a different take, if I may.
Okay.
If you're a gay rapper, yeah, okay, I
Think the thing is is they don't want to have to rap about gay shit
The point is yeah, I get that no one's gonna listen to it bro
Okay, gay rappers are gonna rap about gay shit straight rappers all that rap about is pussy and getting cars
They're gonna rap gay rappers are not gonna just rub around
Rapper decorating the house. He's good. They're not gonna know you're gonna be like I was in his butthole
Be alone they don't know I was in his butthole. I think that that's look at Tupac
You know good career cuz you already got a gay rapper doing that you already got what's his face that guy you just showed
Two bucks not going okay
But he was raised by a single mother
and he didn't have a father figure.
Oh!
He's not gay.
Or he was, but he wasn't.
My point is this.
If you're gay, that's who you wanna look up to.
Yeah.
The guy that just was able to,
the only thing that's gonna save this is like, Colin McGregor has to come out and be like, yeah, I'm to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The only thing that's going to save this is like Colin
McGregor has to come out and be like, yeah, I'm gay.
Right, right, right, right.
And I'm still the greatest fighter ever.
That kind of thing.
That's what you need.
I want the guy.
You need LeBron James to be gay.
Here's what I want.
Michael Jordan to be gay.
No, but here's what I want.
Not the gay gay.
No, you need like, yeah, like the rock bike.
What's up, everybody?
Nah, nah.
I love sucking cock.
Oh, nah.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, no, this is what you need. you need like the Arnold Schwarzenegger of today to come out and be like I love butt sex
But no point now. It's like no no no so we're drogy nis. Nobody. I know you're here. What do you need talent?
You need a guy?
to be like a
I
Fucked so many dudes too. Y'all didn't know it. You know take cool. That's what I was saying
I'm not done talking though am I okay? Okay?
But you're racing would be nice if you got to the point a little quicker
I couldn't you guys weren't fucking interrupting you guys all you did was take your shit, and I kept saying I know what to do
I know what to do. I know what to do and you guys just kept on okay, so go
So go so I'm a Lee dude needs to come out be like I fuck so many guys what?
And you're referring to John Mayer say and then say and I ain't gay
I just do it I fuck dudes I fuck women I ain't gay so don't call me gay if you do you're wrong
Anyway, oh that here's my new hit
You know what I mean? Oh that's terrible. No, no, no, no no I wish I was gay so I could do that horrible that no way bro but if you or I
just you won't be gay I just fuck oh yeah that's it you're pansexual you keep
pushing this agenda I don't like it I'm really woke you're getting there I'm a
I'm a leftist liberal I'm moving to Portland and I'm I'm standing in the
street and showing everybody you're gonna move to Portland and I'm standing in the street and showing everybody my bottle.
You're gonna move to Seattle and get with Macklemore and scream F America.
Oh, speaking of. Is this guy gay? Get the fuck out of my country then.
Kevin said it. I haven't heard of you yet. So he's gay? Yeah. No.
Well he never looks gay. Oh let me hear him rap.
I don't know, he doesn't look gay. Yes. He does. Oh
Look, I don't think that they feel me yet bad motherfucker shut down your whole set me and my crew come through
We make moves you brought a couple thugs, but they ain't fucking with my goons your brother your cousin
Yeah, uncle. They some cartoons look my rhyme game so sick
I might make you Earl nookie so good make a baller wanna twirl Bobby better known for breaking hearts bars
I could booty hold tight nigga topping all the charts
Rapping like he back in 89 red bone so fine best emcee of all time my stank walk make all the dudes wanna
Hump caught a man daydreaming he was thinking about this rump some say my mouth foul
So what the game turned filthy ever since Trina told us she was once she's 10 All because I like a little cock in my butt nigga fuck me slow
Never said I like it rough if you ain't putting down on my bills you can bite the tongue motherfucker
That's real now. I ain't Jenny from the block
But my ass so fat make a bottom wanna top all the square house music need a stop blow your whole head off
You calling that hip-hop?
Imagine I don't like it
whole head off you calling that hip-hop imagine I don't like it imagine dude imagine dude just roll into it I like any of that roll it was I was
all right I like any of that I feel sick do you guys feel sick I mean you guys
are texting your lovers honestly I think that he it's OK.
I'm on Spotify right now.
He did OK.
What was his name?
He's like, big cock in my butt.
Bobby Lights.
MC, fill me up.
Sir, come a lot.
Come a lot.
Have you seen this, Chris?
Booty ho, what's up?
What's that?
Yeah.
This is the original cover for Machiavelli or the back of it.
And it has two pockets or I mean, as Diddy in a dress.
I never saw this.
How do you how do you know?
It's going viral now.
It's okay.
It's it's it's never.
This is gonna be bullshit, right?
No, it's real.
What's the thing on the right?
That's that guy that is rapping. How did I never know this is gonna be bullshit right? No, it's real. What's the thing on the right?
That's that guy that is rapping
Who's the guy who's the it's a Kato Kaelin and OJ
Yeah Do you know what that is does anybody say anything?
It's a lot
I would like to have that and hang it up in my house. That would be a good piece of art
Oh Mary
You guys see that Texas is
Well, that's dr. Dre right, but who's the okay, so that's just a getting okay. Okay. I'm dr
Dre not a woman but a guy gentleman behind dr. Dre tobacco's on back no punches yeah yeah he would say Dre was gay yeah he said
that a bunch I wonder why I love how Interscope is probably like you know
we're actually can we use the blank one yeah they presented it and they were
like yeah hmm now what if we did it with just the background?
Yeah.
Look at that. Right there. Cato Cailin. Right there.
Cato Cailin fuck Dr. Dre!
That's a...
Yeah, but that...
That's David for you now.
That's hilarious.
If there's one thing that doesn't fuck with gays, it's the black community, man. It's different, dude.
I know, it really is.
It's different.
Yeah.
They don't fuck with that, man. Yeah. It's different. They don't fuck with that man.
Yeah. Like in Latin culture same thing. Go down to Mexico, go down to
Columbia, tell them your pronouns. Let me know how it goes for you. Go to Russia and do it.
It's only in America we put up with that shit. I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just
saying certain demos do not fuck with them. Well I think the Philippines
puts up with it more than we do.
I think-
Talking about lady boys?
Yeah, I just think there's a lot of places that,
like didn't we do that here?
Gayest places in the world,
and like the United States is like number 25 or something.
I mean, yeah, I-
I don't think we did that here.
I don't think we did that here,
but yeah, look it up.
No, no, cause-
Cause somebody put me in water.
Yeah, we were just like, thanks.
I'm getting really thirsty.
Talk about gay stuff.
I get nervous.
Hey guys, remember when we were talking about Chimp Crazy,
Monkey Love?
I turned it off.
OK, I got it.
I'm with you.
It kept repeating itself.
But episode four, the last episode,
has to be one of the funniest things in document history.
Really?
When she comes out, spoiler in three, two, one.
She comes out and says she got attacked by that chimpanzee
and he ripped her air off.
Thanks so much.
Dude, I'm talking laugh out loud.
Really?
She finally, this bitch, the entire episode I'm going,
oh, if you love him so much, he loves you, go in the cage.
Go ahead, go in the cage.
Find this bitch, goes in the cage.
He goes, oh, what's up, bitch?
Rips the ear, rips her hand.
You got that ear I wanted.
Finally, bitch.
Dude she's sitting there like this,
thing over here,
thing over here like this.
Yeah, not with the other hand, yeah.
And she's like, I'm telling you
I wouldn't do anything different.
Yeah, that's the end.
Y'all, oh, you're crazy.
No, but I got a,
I talked about this on here.
I talked about that show on my podcast.
Damn, that Machiavelli cover's crazy.
I don't know, but on the podcast,
I always talk about PETA,
because I think PETA is like, I think they're crazy. They're crazy
But without them anybody with an agenda. Yes, anybody with an agenda is crazy
But then cut to any movement is I get an email the next day. I hate to one-up you
Well, we also got the same email you did. Okay, I'm just saying and I donated
You don't know what is it? It just feels kind of by me. It's the guy just saying hey
I saw your episode about you know, they're like it's important to keep chimps away from these white bitches Don't know what is it?
Like it's important to keep chips away from these white bitches
There's a link to donate a little no, hey if Pete Peter ever emails me. I'll kill more animals
King in a sting and the golden hour yeah
Hey Peter go ahead email me. Hey. Hey, we'll see where get you. Oh, this was wild Jamie Foxx I was doing a live two old guys just chilling don't do not do this no talk about cock. Oh, I know okay
You know they're old don't don't be on live next to somebody who doesn't know
they're not on live but also it's a billionaire he's on a team do this
basically Django they're talking about the players on the field like they're
you know like he owns yeah he's like eight and a half inch cock the other
guy but that's also that's also just fucking guys talk about dumb shit. I mean, listen, we were on live all the time.
Cut to it. A podcast talking about, look at these three. They shouldn't be live.
Five, nine and half two, 10, four, four, one,
nine and three inch hands, 8 and a half inch dick I'm not gonna have to tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not gonna tell you.
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nine three maybe maybe nine point three
inches
Got it. Yes, so Jamie. I just gotta get this
Figure this out here. So Jamie Foxx is live. Mm-hmm. Obviously somebody was screen recording it Jamie. That's what they do. Oh, yeah
Yeah, he's just live. It's the same thing happen to the the basketball player Obviously somebody was screen recording it. Jamie was. Cause that's what they do. Oh yeah. No, no, no, Jamie Foxx.
Yeah, yeah, he's just live.
Of course.
It's the same thing that happened to the basketball player.
Yeah.
When he had the gun.
We all know what happened.
Somebody screen recorded it.
Yeah, somebody screen recorded it.
Okay, so.
Slight detail.
So what happens, like what do you think happened after this
when Jerry Jones' people called, you know.
Right, right, right.
Mr. Jones, you were on a, you know,
what do you think the phone called?
Like, is Jimmy Fox ever gonna be
near Jerry Jones ever again?
I bet you Jerry Jones the billionaire goes,
I bet he like, fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
Well, what's the, what's the?
He didn't say anything like, yeah, what?
I guess there's no ramifications
in the world right now, anyway.
I mean, he just, he's like, yeah,
I think it's impressive he has an eight and a half
inch cock. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And he runs a 441. I'm just saying, like. I wish he talked about my, I think it's impressive. He has a half-inch cock Anyone's a four four one
I wish you talked about my cock. It is impressive numbers. I if I was in the background like damn you don't say I
Guess this house Jamie's not like damn Jamie should have went with him like damn big-ass dick. Yeah, or laughed. Yeah
Let's make it a joke or been like Jerry. Yeah, I'm live here. Don't you know about things over here?
He didn't really something like that. Jay been like whoa Jerry, Jerry, I'm live here, dog. You talk about dicks over here. Jamie didn't really do him any favors.
Jerry been like, whoa, son.
They got something.
He didn't help the situation.
He didn't do him any favors, yeah.
But that's the, can you imagine?
He's not gonna be invited back.
Can you imagine all those people now that like,
someone's going live, and the people think, just in case.
When you go live, don't you tell everybody around you?
I would never go live and not tell
every single person around me.
I would never do that to people
It's still people are waiting people are waiting for the shadows like so what I'm saying is like you go live now people like
He's live screaming record. No, I get that. Yeah, but I mean it's like yeah, yeah
Yeah, no, of course it is. Yeah. Yeah, of course is but of course they're gonna do that people side
Oh, and no one feels sorry for Jerry Jones
He's a billionaire that owns the Dallas Cowboys people don't get the Dallas Cowboys. No Jerry's like say what but that's the brand
I just heard someone in from the NFL. They were saying like Jerry Jones really runs the NFL. Yes
He's so powerful the Commissioner Goodell is just like a figurehead and it's correct. It's Jerry
Cuz Jerry runs up because nothing moves without the owners and he's the north star for the owners
I know he controls all but I'm just about to say that that's not even
The of course the commissioner doesn't run the league. He's an employee. He's just a figurehead for them, correct
Yeah, so they could say they could through him. They go. Hey, don't do he takes all the brunt. That's what he gets paid for
Yeah, say you make so much. Yeah, you he that's what he literally gets paid Jerry Jones the top dog Jerry Jones top dog
Mary had like a baby with like a 27 year old he did that story went
Jerry Jones your news feed though so hold on so they highlight it the vibe in
news yeah my hell yeah vibing weekly you're a billionaire okay listen okay
this is what I don't understand. Holy shit. I spot on
He's 150 years old right? Oh, he looks great. And he wants to have a kid
He decides I want to have a kid right now. No, I don't think you want to have a who's he supposed to get a kill?
Who's supposed to be maybe? Yeah, but I thought this was a mistake
Yeah, oh no, he's busting nuts. He was just like I'm a hundred I shoot dust from this dick eight and a half inches though
I shoot dust from it. Yeah, I can't get pregnant. We two weeks later. It's like
Yeah, you can't news for you and he went well goddamn. Oh
This is actually saying the 27 year old says Jerry Jones was her father. Oh, right. Yes. That's right. I remember that
This is a completely
Said I spot on to I do remember that. I do remember that. Details. Details. Brendan, this is a completely different story.
I bet when he saw it he said, ah, spot on too.
Yeah.
Brendan, this is a completely different story.
Completely different.
Welcome to Vibin', baby.
Can't win them all.
Can't win them all.
Details don't matter.
I was like 27.
That's an easy opponent.
I was spot on.
Details don't matter.
Details don't matter?
27, that's his kid.
Yeah, it's all weird, man.
It's all good.
It's billing in our shit, man.
Now she's coming for his money.
Probably should, right?
You're the dad.
What kind of person are you, you're that rich,
and you find out it's actually your kid.
Is it that difficult to just be like,
okay, sorry I wasn't in your life,
I didn't know, your mom didn't tell me, whatever.
All right, let's put 10 million in at Trust Fund.
That's what he's doing, no, that's what he's doing.
That's why she was like, oh thanks, dad.
It's Jerry Jones, because Jerry Jones Billionaire,
he probably fucked so many women.
This woman, what a reason,
probably couldn't get in contact, something.
And she was like, I'm actually your daughter.
He's like, well, Susan in fucking Milwaukee?
Good for you.
Here's 10 mil.
That's how that went.
Well, I mean, honestly, yeah.
Like black guys?
That's how that went.
Yeah.
I know an NBA player that has a secret kid and nobody knows.
Is he good? Oh, yeah. Well, it's not who you think. It's only a secret. I nobody knows. Is he good?
Oh yeah.
It's not who you think.
It's only a secret.
I bet it is.
First of all, it's only a secret because that girl
either is very, very cool.
That girl has to be very cool.
No, no, no.
Define cool.
What do you mean cool?
Yeah, what does cool mean, bro?
No, no, she's like.
You know what she has to be?
She has to be chill.
She's chill, that's what I mean hey I'm not cool and chill say fucking thing
the reason why I know about this is cuz I know the girl yeah also she's not chill
no I'm not saying either way I'm just saying the superstar NBA player has no
idea that I know and I'm not gonna tell you who.
This seems like a kind of podcast
that an NBA player would watch.
And there's probably a lot of NBA.
He definitely doesn't watch.
There's probably 28 NBA players right now that just went.
Oh.
He's got a secret.
There's Chris.
And he knows it.
And she's older?
Older than what?
Is the daughter now his kid, is she like our age now?
Oh, no, no, no, no. She's young. No no it's just like five years ago four years ago this is the guy
taking care of the kid and a girl he did in a way yeah yeah he did but no but not
they don't know each other no no no is the girl being taken care of yes and
that's why we don't know about it yes that's what I'm saying so so that's what
I say so what do you mean chill bro that's not chill yes it is that's why we don't know about it. Yes, that's what I'm saying. So that's what I'm saying. So what do you mean chill, bro?
That's not chill.
Yes, it is.
That's pretty chill.
That's pretty chill.
She give me money.
She go to ESPN like, yo, he had a kid.
He's not giving me child support.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Black pub tip.
No, no, wait, wait, let me speak for myself.
What were you gonna say?
Blackmail.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, okay.
You just said black.
Oh, really?
Blackmail is, no, but I'm saying.
It's not blackmail. No, no, no, no, no.? Blackmail is, no, but I'm saying, it's not blackmail.
No, no, no, no, no, yes.
She is being chill because it's the kind of thing
where she's like, maybe like, hey,
look, this is your kid, blah, blah, blah.
He's like, well, I want to take care of my kid.
I'll take care of you.
And she's like, all right, that's, I'm cool.
Oh, dude, the dude's married.
Again, she has to be chill.
We know this, Chris. This is more proof how
chill she is. Facts. She'd be real chill if she was not asking for money is what I'm
saying and maybe she is or maybe she isn't. I'm not saying my lips are shut but I'm not saying who it is.
Maybe she needs help. First of all, you should help her out. She does need help but you know,
he shouldn't be having a mug busting nuts. He shouldn't be doing it. But he's doing it.
He paid the price. I hope that he learned his lesson. he think he's an all-star. I don't know actually this is
You know that movie with I think so you know that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio where he was a thief and he started working for the FBI
Oh, that's fucking oh
Catch him if you can. No I'm not
That's bullshit. I didn't tell I would never tell put me on fucking I'm not telling
No, no what I'm saying is you're like, you should be busting nuts.
Yeah, but I would never, I would never, no, I would never work for the other side and
expose.
I would never do that.
You think I can't empty the clip on motherfuckers?
You think I can't empty the clip on motherfuckers?
That truly took shots at me.
You think I can't empty the clip?
Of course you can.
I wish you would.
I know you wish I would and so do a lot of people.
Why?
How about the numbies?
I'm chill. I'm chill.
Nobody's fucking paying me not to do it.
I'm just not doing it because I don't want to live that lifestyle.
But boy if I choose to be bad about it!
I know but you're chill.
Dude our ratings go
raising a kid.
If I choose to be bad about it, no way.
Bro.
Raising a kid is hard so she needed some money.
I agree. I she's
She's a she's actually great. I really like her. Okay. I know I'm joking but I'm just saying what what what I'm just saying though
the point is I could empty the clip on motherfuckers do it and
Everybody needs to respect me because I could empty the clip
Everybody needs to respect me because I could empty the clip. MP, MP, MP.
I can't think anymore.
So here's what happened.
Yeah, you could.
I wish you would.
No, but this is the day.
This is why I always.
But this is my, most people aren't, yo.
People like, they're mad.
They want drama, they want validation.
A woman's scorned, right?
There's nothing like a woman's scorned.
Okay, so you're not gonna pay child support.
They go after me.
This is why, this is my whole argument why
these things can't be fixed.
Like, you can't fix an entire NBA season
and have a guy with a baby mama
and not think that that baby mama's not gonna know.
I know, I know, I know.
Oh, see my ESPN and shit?
Yeah! Like, Duncan, like. It's like, how do know I see my ESPN and shit she said in some bullshit apartment no you can't know the point
she's chill you know she does you know if you have if you have a baby with
somebody and the man he has to help monetarily. I mean, like you. Look up Larry Bird.
Larry Bird had an honor.
Don't look bad on Larry.
And he was like denying her for years.
But think about Carmelo.
Oh, that's right.
Carmelo's the worst.
Bro.
The mailman.
That's crazy.
The mailman.
But he had some.
That's crazy.
Larry Bird wasn't a great dad, great shooter.
Who cares if somebody says that?
Look at the fucking.
What's that?
He's just the way he said it.
He was a great shooter.
Larry Bird was being honored by the boss of Selix,
blah, blah, blah.
The father's retirement ceremony back in 1993.
Corey said her father never responded to her request.
Corey was born right after Bird and his ex-wife Janet
divorced after a very brief marriage and Larry Bird hasn't had much, if anything, to do with her. That's crazy.
She must be really bad at basketball. Lady Bird is one of the greatest, yes, we know,
okay, there's colleges up, dropping out of India. We know this. There was a lot of, okay, Nick,
fuck me, turmoil in Bird's life during those college years. Okay, we know this. Included
suicide by his father, who was a giant bird, his college years. Okay, we know this. Included suicide by
his father who was a giant bird, his marriage and quick divorce, birth of his daughter, Corey.
Bird really gave up on basketball. Okay, we know this. Bird played 13-0. Okay, where's he bus nuts?
He never responded.
Larry Bird did technically bus nut in his wife and then have a baby out of love life after his divorce.
And yeah.
No, but they used to be, I remember.
No, Bird says, no, she was chill.
No, but the girl, no, but I remember seeing that.
She splurred it up in her.
It said splurred it up in her.
They were showing pictures of the girl
and she was like a big fan of his too.
She was like, this is her dad.
That's her dad.
And she had like, Bird's jerseys on
and Bird's stuff all over her.
She came to get an autograph.
He never, you know, helped her or anything.
It's been 20 years since you have lived without your father.
Why can't you move on?
But I still had hope that he could be part of my life.
When she was little I made excuses.
I couldn't protect her from the hurt caused by her dad who was balling out of control as a white guy.
I couldn't protect her from everything else but not that.
When I was younger I would send him letters
and my mom would send him my school pictures
on report cards, I got F's.
We would send them certified mail
to make sure he received them, but he just didn't respond.
But Larry Bird was just like fucking.
Watch me cook.
Short shorts, talking shit.
Who?
This guy worked on a farm, he was like a good kind of guy.
But that's how you, I believe he got he got hurt. We couldn't play anymore farming
Doing something on the farm and he hurt himself car Malone's is worse
Carmelone got a 14 year old pregnant if that's true, which I have no idea. I've seen the headlines. Hey, that's hey
Okay. Oh, I thought no so that when it comes to this, okay. Yeah, I don't I don't fine. Yeah, okay. No, I know. Yeah, so that's
So arrest him. He's the mailman
But that's crazy 14,000 assist
20 year old Malone impregnated his girlfriend of 13 and the son is a baller. He plays at Georgia
I think got drafted the NFL and they said do you hope your dad's here? He went fuck my dad who this girl
Said this?
That'd be John Stark and Karl Malone.
No, no, no, no.
He had a son.
Who said it?
Oh, oh, got it.
The son, he was at Georgia, and they
won the last championship, like, something about his dad.
And he's like, fuck Karl Malone.
Makes sense, though.
But he's still like, no one brings this up.
Nobody brings it up.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
So he has a this up. Nobody brings it up. It's yeah that's so so here's a statue this is crazy because
There they have diddy for doing this shit, so I don't understand such a limitation
No, there's no such a limitation for this
Year old. Oh, yeah, this is weird sentence though in 1983 blah blah blah then according to Bell her family declined to press statutory rape charges
Because of his impending NBA fortune
Except he then denied paternity of their child
So at this point right now, maybe it's not yeah
This is true, that's not sure
It's true. Well, then judging off that there's a kid to prove it. That's also Rolling Stone. He definitely can't. No, no, no. What I'm saying, though, is like they would have to like, like right now they could easily just go, all right, we take a paternity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you do that. I think they did that. No, no. If they what they did. Well, I mean, depending on what the laws are in that state, but that the kids are grown man now, there's a baller football player, he's like, I don't want anything to do with it.
Oh really?
Yeah, he's like, I don't want money, I want nothing to do with it.
Do they look the same?
I mean, you know, they both have that forehead.
But I'm saying, cause this seems weird,
like, you know, even how that's written,
it seems very biased, the way they're even writing that.
Saying that, you know,
it's definitely biased.
According to the family, the family is saying,
well, yeah, we didn't want to press charges because he was about to be super rich
Yeah, I'll be able to take because he said he's going to pay but then like afterwards
It's like long initially denied fear prison refused to pay hundred twenty five dollars a week despite earning hundred one million dollars
He eventually settled with the family out of court a DNA test did in fact reveal
Oh, wow, Malone you are in fact the father Wow
in fact revealed Malone, you are in fact the father. Wow.
All right.
And I played with Buffalo Bills, Demetrius Bell,
AKA Little Mailman.
And he plays.
Buffalo Bills.
Oh really?
Football baller.
Yeah, I played at Georgia.
Whoa.
And everyone just.
You missed out Carl.
You fucked up dude.
Well, he fucked up that's for sure, but.
Yeah, but then without that DNA,
does this kid make yeah he was like the most jacked guy in the NBA like now
everyone yeah now like everybody's like that but yeah what else you got that's
weird that's I see like it just seems like what? Speaking of the Bills
That's the end of it? Yeah
Hey guys, huge Carmelone fan
My name is Jake. I'm from San Diego, born and raised
And yeah, I'm a Bills fan
Love it
And what do you think about people being fans of teams that are from different cities that you are from or haven't even been to.
I've been a fan of them since the people at Chargers left San Diego, yet some people still, you
walk around with this hat and people just think you're jumping on a bandwagon of a good team. So
what do you think about that? And Brendan, I'm pretty sure I heard you say once that you you played for the bills for like a second
Practice squad or something like that. What was your number because I want to get a jersey made for my every don't shop
Jersey with whatever your number was so thanks. Let me guys have a good one
Few questions here
So when he when he talks about being not from Buffalo, but like in Buffalo
So when he when he talks about being not from Buffalo, but like in Buffalo
It just depends cuz I'm sure he's probably my age. Remember Buffalo Bills were the shit with Thurman Thomas Steve Tassler Jim Kelly They just never won the Super Bowl, but they were fucking good. So that's probably one of the reasons you like them
I grew up in Colorado. We didn't have an MLB team, but WGN always played the Cubs
So I grew up a huge Cubs fan never went to Chicago, but I loved the Cubs.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's the same reason why I became a Chicago Bulls fan.
WGN.
WGN, you're right.
That's why Michael Jordan was so big as well, yeah.
So same thing.
But the thing is, you know what's crazy about this,
when people even are trying to,
it's stupid to say, like, you can't be a fan of a team
because you're not from there,
when no one on the team is from there.
No, you can be a fan of whoever you want.
Yes, I know, but I think it's silly. It's silly.
It's corny when somebody is just like, all right, I'm going to pick the... I like the Vikings.
Fuck it, I'm a Vikings fan, but that's like chicks, you know?
But like if you're a dude and you're just...
His thing's from childhood because the bills were the shit and it's all good.
Yeah, it's okay.
Like I'm a Die I'm a Cubs fan. But say I'm a big you know got a fan of a certain ballplayer and he's
on the Yankees and then he gets traded to the Rangers. Now I'm gonna watch the
Rangers. I'm gonna root for the Rangers. Like you know, Aaron Judge is a California kid. So like my kids
love Aaron Judge. Like he's from where we're from. from, I guess. And that's why they love him.
So they're Yankees fans.
It's a very loose.
No, you know, it's like I'm a Conor McGregor fan,
like you're not from Ireland, it's like yeah,
just like Conor, I don't give a fuck.
But back to this point, dude, I was number 47
and I didn't have my name on the back of my jersey.
And I knew I was fucked not making the team
because there's an actual 47 on the team.
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah.
Well.
You know in that movie Invincible, where they're like,
where he's like, hey, my pads are too tight,
or you misspelled my name.
He goes, does it matter?
You're not going to be here long enough.
That was basically me.
Can I ask you, was there a part of you that knew in the process?
Or did you have, oh, you didn't have any like crazy crazy like
Confidence about it like i'm gonna make the team when I was on the plane. I was like i'll do i'm buffled
But I did tell my dad i'm like dad don't get crazy. I'm a free agent like chance for me making this is not good
He's like you got it son
So i'm there and then literally the first practice like oh i'm fucked why though because they were I got one rep
What's that mean? Like like the guys ahead of me took all the reps
and they're like, all right, go.
And it was like, just some bullshit route.
And I was like, oh, they're not even gonna let me do it.
Why though?
Cause I was drafted.
I was offense.
I was a drafted.
You're gonna be a tight end?
Where were you gonna be?
Tight end, yeah.
H-back.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
I know I knew right away.
I knew right away.
And then when I went home, I come out from the airport
and my dad has a Buffalo Bills flag and a coffee mug
I was like I fucking told you man
Well, wait wait, so I'm confused like if you're an actor and like you going out for a part and then like you know
You're gonna be like a Jedi in Star Wars
You come off the plane and your mom's got a lightsaber and like
Like I'm gonna be watching a movie just like you
You know, there's a there's a few signs. I know I was fucked. There's a few signs
No, but I just like but heartbreaking
Because you know when you're a kid is true. Yeah, and then you get there and you're like, oh fuck man
This is like, oh, I did not the only one that had this dream
There's dudes that are bigger and faster that had the dream too. Correct. It's a sucky thing. Correct
Yeah, I do that heart. I'm like, but at least I have the biggest dick here. I
Don't I didn't have a big the biggest
Yeah, right after that and those guys in that FL like especially like JP Lozeman was the quarterback
Camp Dan Campbell was a tight end there
Those guys are show you so the business they like I was like I got cut man
So we're staying my life like have a good day man. See you see around the block. Yeah. Yeah, give me a hug
They see ya with Travis Henry there. He had a lot of kids
Now that'd be that'd be after me. Yeah, so you showed up
Orchard Park, I don't get how it works you
Shit 11 you go to What's up? Orchard Park. I guess I don't get how it works. You- Holy shit, 11?
You go to-
Did you have an agent at the time though?
Yeah.
You go, on the plane everyone thinks they're equal?
No.
Okay.
Well, but on the plane,
you're not on a plane with a bunch of football players.
No, no, I understand that.
So you're flying there and you think,
I gotta just get as good a chance as anyone.
Yes, but I knew it was gonna be work
because I was in drafted.
What airline were you on? United. So hold on. So you
weren't drafted? If it was Southwest, I'd be like, you
should have just. So people are drafted. Like, why am I in
spirit? So you're a free agent is what it is. Yeah. Got it.
Okay. Okay. And the reason because so it offers from like, I
mean, to just either be practice squad or get on the team. It's
like Miami, who was it? Saints at the time, St. Louis Rams,
where my best friend got drafted.
But you gotta look at the depth chart,
you know, everyone has their.
Oh, right, right.
So you're like, yeah, so you're like,
maybe I could fit in here, you know?
Got it, got it.
Heartbreaking.
Then why, and then so that one heartbreak,
you were like, I'm done with this.
Yeah, cause I realized how the sausage is made.
It's like, I could have went down to Miami
and tried to make the team there,
but I realized like, you're not gonna be Tony Gonzalez.
You're not gonna be an all pro.
Like you're gonna be a guy that bounces around the league
and I have buddies who do this.
You bounce around the league and you get league minimum.
You'll be a practice squad player,
makes 40 to 70 grand a year,
and hopefully you get your shot.
Chances are you're not, you're never gonna make a team.
So I was like, I gotta move on with my life.
You know what I'm gonna do instead?
Get my face beat.
Yeah.
You know what I'm gonna do instead?
Oh, my dad was like, oh, you're a moron.
You know what I'm gonna do instead?
A podcast with Brian Callahan.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Shelf life is 10 years before he gets old.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, that's just interesting.
Yeah. Heartbreaking, heartbreaking.
Yeah.
You were talking about the bulls on WGN.
Michael Jordan had this bit where he'd always
clap the powder in Johnny Redker's face.
And one time, like, the guy prepared.
Michael Jordan tries to get this stuff all over him.
Alright, here we go.
It was just the recurring bit.
They kept Eleanor running. That's funny. It was just the recurring bit they kept elating.
Okay.
That's funny.
Yeah, WGN was my show.
I'd rush home from school to watch the Cubs.
That's disrespectful they did that with the umbrellas.
That's why my brother loved Jordan.
That's disrespectful.
The one time, I remember the-
And it's bad luck.
The time I really became a Jordan fan, like just a, it was the, it was the playoffs playing
Celtics.
Of course.
And I was just watching, but I'm a kid, I'm just watching, and he just kept saying,
Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan for two,
Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan.
And I was like, then he starts to go,
what the fuck is going on?
Then I'm looking and I'm like, wow, this guy's incredible.
63 points against David to bird.
And they lost the game.
Yeah, dude, I would rush home from school.
I would get a, this is why I fucking have bad teeth. I would rush home from school. I would get a this why I fucking have bad teeth
I'd rush home from school right and just fuck her straight into a pole right my mouth will go straight into a hole dude
I'll get honey that Cheerios like my mouth up a big bowl of honey. I chose take additional honey
Put it all over the chair and watch Ryan Sandberg and Mark Grace
Just fucking first base and second base what is
Ryan Samberg sure so yeah I know shit bro Mark Grace first base yeah
well said Andre Dawson all the Cubs Jesus
yeah to this day love the Cubs I gave that to you and you're fucking I didn't Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You think Trump seemed like, yeah, that's a criminal. No, but dude, it's fucking, fuck that, dude.
You want to be equal, don't show your titties in public.
Even though I kind of want you to.
I'm pretty sure that she's the same one that flashed
that portal to Ireland or whatever.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, she's got it.
Oh, that's her thing.
Oh, that's her thing.
Go to France, you want to do this shit.
Hey, boy, does she know how to get clicks, though.
Yeah, you took it all the way.
But just put that out.
Man, she riding that shit to the wheels though.
But go to France, you wanna show your titties
all around and shit.
You can do that there, but it's like fucked up.
No, there's nude beaches and stuff.
Yeah, but if everybody can do it, it's not special.
Well, it's only cool if you have tits.
I understand.
If a guy's out there shown as ding-a-ling,
he gets arrested.
Now if it's a big dick.
No, he would get arrested too.
I mean, I would last so bad guys with it,
but it's just like, is that her?
Yeah.
Hey, class half full, at least she's not some fat warlock.
Yeah, I'm not mad at it.
Who's offended by this, anybody?
Right, looks like a good time.
It really is a weird thing that people-
It is weird, like who's really offended by this?
Who really cares?
Who's like, oh, how dare you, ugly chicks.
It was in New York, so it's probably them. Yeah, just anything mega
They want to like I get to you at the Trump rally everyone cool tits anyway
Trump 2024 that's all they did
No, he won't especially with all the death threats and shit
Yeah, he's exhausted. He's so old. old. But he's also just exhausted from all this.
Yeah, but also...
He's like, hold on, it was fun when I was fucking doing speeches and all this shit.
Now I'm dodging bullets left and right.
They're constantly trying to kill him.
He's like, fuck this, I'm already rich.
Yeah. I'm already rich, what are we doing?
Well, I mean, he was already rich.
I don't know.
A guy like that though, of that age, that guy will just, it'll just be like
four weeks and it'll just start declining, you know what I mean? And it's just like,
oh, he's dying, you know? It's not, he's like, he's fine now, but like.
He's one of the only ones that didn't age like a fucking prune in the White House.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, true.
Those people look like shit after those four years.
I know.
What's this?
Conor McGregor is evidently a huge
Justin Bieber fan.
They're boys!
What's up, Justin Bieber? Love you, brother.
Justin Bieber.
Connor, we're gonna get
him next time, my boy. Let's go.
He's so excited.
How old is Connor McGregor?
35? Is he? Not
quite maybe.
He's one of the goats of all time
and I'm very, very proud to be here.
You're the boys.
Thank you so much, Justin.
I actually know there's a lot of athletes
that are big fans of Justin Bieber.
Yeah, I'm one of them.
Well, wait, everybody's a fan of Justin Bieber.
I'm seeing a certain age group though
that I'm not surprised.
Yeah, yeah.
He was the guy.
Yeah.
He could slapers all day. He just turned 30 or something. Yeah, 30. He just had a kid. He's the same age group, you know what I guess what? He was the guy. Yeah. He could slap us all day.
He just turned 30 or something.
Yeah, 30.
He just had a kid.
Same age group, you know what I mean?
I wish, dude, speaking of fucking unleashing the clip,
I wish he would.
Oh.
Ah, yeah.
What did he make you do, bud?
Yeah, but why would you want to let, I don't know.
I don't think, what do you really get out of that?
I don't think anybody in that situation.
I get two minutes of entertainment in the mornings. Brendan Schaub gets two minutes of entertainment in the mornings. anybody in that situation. I get two minutes entertainment in the mornings
Brendan Sharpe gets two minutes entertainment. That's all I get drinking my coffee like damn
He fucked you in the butt and then I move on with my it's just like all those actresses with with Harvey Weinstein
They could have they could have said something. Yeah, but they became Catwoman. I know but they could have said something after
Only the shitty one said something now
I'm saying after now like I like like like you would say, why would he say something now?
And he could have said something before.
It's the same thing with these people.
So Harvey Weinstein gets in all this trouble.
And then the actresses that benefited from whatever happened,
now they should come out and be like,
Charlie Surrond's like, oh, yeah, he did this to me.
Oh, really?
There's no upside.
There's no upside.
People will be like, that's the only reason you made it.
Right. Because you're sucking cock. Right, so there's no upside. There's no upside. People will be like, that's the only reason you made it.
Right.
Because you're sucking cock.
Right, so there's no upside to it.
Rogan's bitch the best on that.
What is it?
He's talking about how different men and women are.
He's like, if Harvey Weinstein, if my daughter
wanted to be an actor, I'm going to butcher his bit here.
Because if Harvey Weinstein approached my daughter like that,
I'd fucking kill him.
Right.
But if my son was like, dad, Harvey Weinstein
wants me to suck his dick
and I'll be Batman, he goes, holy shit, you're Batman.
It's like he's just different.
He's about the same.
Is that on his new one?
No.
No, no, I was on his last one.
My Twitter algorithm's so fucked,
it's all just conspiracy shit like this.
Oh, have you seen this one?
This is so stupid.
This one's so ridiculous.
Yeah.
This one's so ridiculous.
LeBron James doesn't need to sell his soul.
He's really good at basketball.
Someone said the best.
Yeah, it would be like AC Green should have done that.
You know what I mean?
All of that.
Yeah.
JJ Ratic should have done that.
That's why he's the GOAT.
That's why he's so good in athletic, he fucked Diddy.
Also, 100 mil, he signed a deal for a billion dollars with Nike.
My thing is like, LeBron James, Diddy would be lucky to, it would be different if LeBron
James paid Diddy.
That'd be the real like, oh.
But how about this, if this is true, this is unbelievable.
I like vibing, but that's just stupid.
You go into the comments,
I love going into comments of those kinds of things.
I don't, it makes me sad.
It's just people are so ridiculous.
No, you read that stuff, you're like,
oh, that's how they locked us down so easily.
It makes me feel better that I'm like discerning because like, I kind of believe like almost everything I see, but then I see when I'm like, oh, that's how they locked us down. So he's like, it makes me feel better that I'm like discerning because like,
I kind of believe like almost everything I see,
but then I see when I'm like, oh, that's bullshit.
So it has to be so far out there for me.
Like this is crap.
But usually I'm like, really?
No, no, and then I mess all the facts.
I'm like 27 year old, he fucked the 27.
No, but there's a part of you that's always like,
there's a moment that you that's always like,
there's a moment that you see a crazy story
and there's just a brief, quick moment
where you think, is this true?
Just quick.
Well that's you, that's the YouTube stuff
that you know, to be like, Eric fucked a giraffe.
You're like, did he?
Click, you know, I go, this is bullshit.
Yeah.
He was in, he was in Africa. Like did go there. Yeah. He was in... He has been talking about safaris. He was in Africa.
Like you try to...
It's a weird connection.
Yeah.
I don't know man, that kind of shit is like,
that kind of shit is crazy.
But we live in a world right now where it doesn't matter.
Listen, it's one thing, it's one thing to have like,
you know, the internet where it's a crazy person, right?
The problem is these things get more traction
because it's someone like Kanye West. Yeah, yeah Kanye West yeah a presidential right the president saying crazy shit or you know it trick
goes down yeah cuz I'm my dad like you hear Trump's a lizard person like what
the fuck oh there's a weird page I follow never get what they did to Aaron
Carter seems like they gave a career and he went that shit crazy and did drugs
no deed that one's weird that whole things weird to what the Aaron Carter I Seems like they gave him a career and he went batshit crazy and did drugs and OD'd
That one's weird that whole thing's weird too. What the Aaron Carter? I don't know. Yeah. Oh really? Well, he looked crazy though, dude
Aaron Carter's been like on one. He was on one for a while. Well, you don't want your kid to be a child star
It's never really worked out. I know but it's I mean he looked terrible for years
He was obviously going to go on to something. Yeah, he was going through shit, man
That's like and then they made that then they made that like family reality show themselves
Oh, and wait any time people do that. They don't realize exactly how much they're exposing
It's just like the Whitney and Bobby Brown
They made that themselves and they didn't know how fucking
Cuz they think it's normal. Yeah
They're like no, we're just a normal couple like oh
I used to love that show being Bobby Brown
I think the best episode was like so, you know Whitney has they she has a kid with Bobby that he got other kids
Yeah, so the other kid is going out with that kid
They're going shopping and Whitney's Whitney Houston's daughter.
She, she, she goes, she pulls out
like a stack. Like she, you know, you know what I mean? And the other kid,
Bobby's kid is poor as fuck just out with her sister, you know,
and she's just like, Oh, is that a 20?
And that was just like I
Dynamic was crazy. Is it drugs or Bobby break his jaw cuz he's always like this
He's to go to the comedy store a lot. Really? Yeah. I remember he still does
He's just always it's weird to see someone like that
You know, it makes you sad not everybody everybody ages well. I saw Chelsea posted this. Cops trying to climb a Stiddy's mansion.
Oh dude, there were so many hilarious baby oil shit.
The one where he's peeking up behind a thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They play all about the Benjamins.
Stupid.
I mean, you're just, oh my God.
I actually think, let's say he gets off.
Yeah.
This is, he's the baby. Oh guy
Yeah, if he's smart, he'll just go into baby
This does to Calc it works
It's I was saying they put that bit and now I realize they put that Cassie video make sure that we're all on board
Yeah, and we're doing this just check this out. They went to the grand jury
They're like, hey look and then they everybody has it in their head. Oh, we're doing this, just check this out. They went to the grand jury. They're like, hey, look, and then they,
everybody has that in their head.
Oh yeah, he kicked her in the hallway.
He must be guilty.
That's it, they got him.
Oh dude, I sent you guys this.
This is crazy.
It is crazy.
Maybe Diddy could go there.
That's why they went the wrong way.
But look how they do it on the, go right.
Look how they do it on the.
I don't like how the seat's like a prison.
The youth for the first time by a 64 year old from the USA
Who chose to die inside the device in Switzerland?
He said that after they were told an assisted side had taken place near a forest cabin if they put it in the forest
It's not very well. Yeah
Opened an investigation. No not switch
Yeah, they kill you they open it
Yeah, that's how it works.
Well, we didn't say how.
It's a suicide, Paul.
Yeah.
We're going to leave you in the pod covered with raw meat.
Oh, my god.
Raw meat.
Dude, that's fucking crazy.
Wouldn't you be terrified going in there?
If you can choose where you're going to go,
why can't you just choose where you're going to go?
I guess.
It's nitrous oxide.
You push a button, and it suffocates you.
And it's painless, apparently.
But it's just like.
Yeah, who says that?
It's probably pleasant at first
I don't know. Well, I'm sorry everybody gets to like listen like no no
My mom went peacefully. Yeah, that's my uncle but it's like I don't but it's like maybe you don't want to go through that
No, I I yes, I see you have cancer like some illness. I was thinking about this. Yes. I was thinking about
If you choose you're like, you yeah, this is how I wanna go.
There is some sort of acceptance
for everyone else around you too.
It's like, okay, this is what they wanted.
You know what I mean?
And it's kind of dope, like let's say I had cancer or something,
right, God forbid, and I was gonna go,
it'd be dope to just, like, hey man, love you,
but like today's my last day. That's what I'm saying. Like that's cool, and then two gonna go, it'd be dope to just, like, hey man, love you, but today's my last day.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, that's cool, and then two weeks ago,
but you don't hear from me, and they're like,
oh, here, Brendan died.
Right, right, right, right.
It'd be dope, I can close everything up,
say goodbye to the kids, hey, you get this car,
you get this.
When you wanna go out, I'm out.
Like, what, yeah, when you wanna, I think you,
I think, wouldn't it be better for you to go out,
he would wanna go out in a suicide truck,
you know what I mean?
Flipping it through the highway. Yeah, just, brrrr, there's oxide. He'd die on the way to go out, he would wanna go out in like a suicide truck, you know what I mean? He's just like, yeah, just brrrr.
There's oxide.
He'd die on the way to go do it though.
Oh, fuck, I live.
I'm just thinking, wouldn't that be like
the way you'd wanna like, if you could pick a way,
wouldn't it just wanna be like, you know,
like, you know, it's like.
I wanna live forever.
You take some fricking poison before you go on stage.
I wanna live forever and see all my friends die and laugh at them as they're dying
That's dark. I gotta think like this guess I gotta make new friends. No, I was watching some doc with this guy
He had something it was similar to
How you know Robin Williams committed suicide because he was losing his mind and he couldn't live his regular life
He's like this ain't it man. I don't I don't want his regular life. He's like, this ain't it, man. I don't want to continue like this.
Everyone's like, he was so depressed.
No, he had this neurological issue
where he couldn't remember his lines
and every day it was like the struggle for him.
So he's like, I don't want to live like this.
I want people to remember me for being Robin Williams.
So he dips out.
This dude had a similar thing, but he went to Sweden.
They document all of it.
Him and his wife that day went around and had like their favorite food is
Their favorite place in the world. They did that and then she was like you ready? He's like I'm ready. They went in there
He's like
But I want to have like it didn't work and kept cooking what you want to have I go like if you were gonna do that
And I wouldn't want to be at my funeral
Right. Yeah, like a goodbye party. Yeah, not you know, I don't want that that at my funeral. Right, yeah. Like a goodbye party. Yeah.
You know how people can roast you?
I don't want that.
That would make me feel too sad.
I don't want to think about it.
Just shoot me in the back of the head.
And leave me there.
Yeah, do me like Joe Pesci in Goodman.
But what if it's like you pay for a service,
like you know you're gonna die, you're sick,
whatever it is, and you go like,
you just go, I don't want to know how you do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have a great company for that. You just, you sign the thing, you want to know how you do it Yeah, you know I have a great company for that
You just you sign the thing shoes like the guys already there pop right there in the bag you go as you sign
No, he doesn't no, he doesn't tell you that would be dope
I'm gonna give you a two-week window say goodbye say goodbyes. It's gonna happen within two weeks. You don't know when I'm a sniper
No, no, but you do it
You'd be so stressed all the time come inside your house and there's a lion
That's fucking hilarious. No you walk in the house and like
It says I'm gonna hold a grudge, but if you owe me money, I'll hire a gay dude to cry at your funeral if I don't get
Oh shit. That's how I show you.
That's how you see it, great.
Yeah!
Your brother's like, what the fuck?
That would be hilarious.
Imagine at your funeral, someone did the back,
I love Britain!
We busted so many dads together!
That's like a Korean movie.
Ah, do it, I'll be in Lexington.
That's the thing, it's Saturday.
That's a Korean movie thing.
Birmingham, Alabama, Montgomery Mobile Alabama and then also Toronto
I'm going to skank fest. Oh, that'd be fun. What you you weren't there last year. We were there. That's right
You had something else going on. You're supposed to I remember. Yeah, it's such a good time
I'm going this weekend and then I'm gonna be at the Arlington draft house
The next weekend. Oh an American comedy club in San Diego. I'm going to be there too.
I think I have this stuff on my website. I hope you do. Don't go to it here, Nick.
It's a thing now, but people keep telling me, go to ChrisLee.com.
It's your website. At this point now, I'm just keeping it shitty just because it's funny.
I got to go potty, guys.
All right, kids. Love you.
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