The Golden Hour - Chris D'Elia Can't Sleep | The Golden Hour #91 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
Episode Date: August 2, 2024The guys talk Brendan's new couch company, Chris' insomnia and Ryan Garcia stories, their kid's first words, Matt Rife and Joe Rogan's comedy specials coming out, worst serial killers, a House Of Drag...on recap, being fooled by AI, Donald Trump's Truth Social and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN
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We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout
Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about
But that won't stop us
Nothing can stop us
It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough
It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the golden hour
One here comes the two to the three to the four everybody you should cover that song
Now that Shaboosie did it Jay Kwon did it Shaboosie did it you J-Kwon did it, Shaboosie did it, you should cover that song.
That's not a bad idea, dude.
Brendan Schaub.
One.
You just come out with an album.
I just, you know, I almost wish, like, the amount of nonsense that you get anyway, can
you even imagine if he came out with a rap album?
Do it.
Do it.
Come out with a couch company. Dude, come out with a rap do it Come out with a couch company dude come out with a mattress
You know what I mean like hear it here at Brendan's. We'll get you sleeping good
Like the pillow sounds like a better couch company. Yeah
Sounds like a better couch company
Just remake the song one and it comes to two to the three to the four everybody in the gringo poppy
to the three to the four. Everybody in the gringo poppy gets tipsy.
Everybody in the gringo poppy gets tipsy.
Just put that part in it.
I'm having more of these like dad moments now.
Like dad joke moments.
Got a friend named Sierra.
And I said to her, so when you fart,
is it Sierra mist
oh that might be mine I have one over the weekend on stage I did it yeah it
was probably crushed harder than anything I done it was crowd work I was
talking about I just posted the clip on um on my YouTube but San Diego right I
was in San Diego the last laptop. During Comic Con?
Yeah.
It's always weird.
I was there two years ago.
Were there people in the crowd dressed up?
Very few, actually.
Batman showed up to my show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lilo and Stitch?
Oh yeah, I love them.
They dressed up like that?
They're not even a thing.
I just posted it, but anyway.
Mine was the...
This lady in the crowd said she was a bud tender.
I didn't know what a bud tender was.
But I figured out quickly, right?
Let's look at a weed.
You know?
It's like a bud tender, we started doing crowd work.
And I said, what else do you do?
You know, and she's like, I'm also a bartender.
So I was like, you're a bud tender and a bartender.
And then I said, wait a minute, are you a chicken tender?
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
That's funny.
Are you also a chicken tender?
Such a dad joke, but bro, crushed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are we talking about?
So.
Dude, Billy said our first words this morning.
Oh, really?
First words this morning.
This morning.
What was it?
Guess.
Oh, guess?
Dad.
Dad, dad.
Dad, dad. Yeah. Big W for your boy. That's cool. Yeah. What was it guess get oh guess yes dad that that that yeah
Big W for your boy. That's cool. Yeah, what was uh?
What were all the others first word? What's up? What were the Boston and Tiger were their first words? Uh?
Who Wow I'm pretty tired no Tigers Tigers was data. It's usually data. Yes, you something like that. Bostes might have been
Usually Dada. Yeah, she's something like that.
Bostes might have been,
he was saying chomby a lot.
Yeah, I remember that.
That zombie, yeah.
Chomby.
Oh yeah, we could ask him.
But probably lie.
Yeah, yeah.
Who'd probably be like,
Trunk, Trunk got shot.
I'm like, all right, that's not your first word.
Uh, I, my.
President Trunk?
That's hilarious.
That's how I found out Trump got shot
He came running up at the baseball goes that cuz he heard his mom in the car like someone called her and you know
It's on speaker and he runs up
I'm at Tigers baseball coaching runs up and goes dad dad trunk got shot like what the hell he who's trunk
What are you talking about? He's like trunk got shot. I'm like, why are you so upset?
And they're all day. I'm like bud. You got to stay out of this Boston. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, that's funny
He's like starting to develop theories and well, I didn't get him off the day. There's two minutes
It was a slide. It was a slanted roof dad. Is he vibing already? He's vibing
I'm just saying inside job. His first words are inside job. I know a kid his first words were basketball Wow
My my first word was Popeye. I talked about Popeye
That that's why I'm so strong and that's why I'm so strong. That's right. My brother's first words were was poison
Used to try and bite plants all the time. My mom would hey stop poison and if I just turn around was all poison
Oh, well, okay. that's his origin story.
And yours, what was yours?
I don't even know.
Oh really?
Yeah, I don't know either.
I think mine was like Trump 2024 or something.
Really, from all the way back then?
Yeah, back then.
Mine was Popeye, Calvin's was Dada,
and then Billy's was, he just, he doesn't, he just goes,
dah, for everything.
Jibberish.
Just, dah.
We think sometimes he's saying, oh dude, it's just, dah.
Anything.
He's farting a lot.
Dah.
Maybe try to say die.
Your first word was die.
You point at everything and say die.
Billy's hilarious, he never stopped smiling.
It's unbelievable.
That's good.
Calvin was always you know.
Serious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Were you on the road too here?
Like just past me?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I was in Atlantic City with Matt Rife.
Oh dope.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's so cool.
Did his special just drop?
No, it's all August 13th.
Not yet. And then Rogan's is Saturday live, right? Right. Yeah
Why that live thing is pretty wild?
They film you film they do told I know yeah
They do too. Yeah, no
Yeah, yeah. No, I'm just saying it's wild that they do it if anyone's gonna pull it off. Yeah
Yeah, it's actually like it's easier
You know if you have a good editing team ready to go, right? Yeah
So then they just they do the one and they get it ready to pay back I put on a camera ready to go and then they film that they do it
Do the one and then it jumps the two to the three to the four and then but then everybody's in the club
Everybody's in the gringo pop
You know, it's just good but then Matt says it says crowd work on the dance floor. Everybody's in the gringo pop, he gets tipsy.
You know, it's just.
But then Matt says, it says crowd work?
Yes.
It's a whole crowd work special?
Yeah.
It's not what you think though, but it's such a great,
it's themed.
That's cool.
It's great.
I've watched it so many times and every time I watch it,
by the time it gets to the end, I'm like,
oh wow, it's already.
You're surprised.
That's because he's a huge Matt Wright fan,
he can't stop watching it. Well, I had to. No, he directed it, he directed surprise because he's a huge Matt right family can't stop watching
He directed it we haven't talked about
Don't talk about it, but no you started no, okay
You got a week you hear me a week because next week we're gonna talk about bro, but I'm not giving Monday I'm already in a show dude. So you guys want me to stop my show?
You can't watch more than one show
Bro, I only have so much time what shows only with shows you go one at a time
All right. All right. You know what? You know what? How how about this I'll start watching this show this week okay. Thank you.
You have till Monday with me and I'm gonna text you spoilers. No okay I have a
week. I could do it a week. I'll watch it. God damn it dude. By the way did you you guys know this? And I don't know, we may need to fact check this Nick.
Getting back to Sierra Mist, did you know that they-
I forgot completely, does that still exist?
No, no, you know what?
I heard that there was a lawsuit,
that there was an online personality
or whatever you call this influencer named Sierra Mist.
Oh no.
And then there was a lawsuit and they lost.
10 years later?
It was out for a hot second. And second had to change their name to this new name
Starry starry. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and to it. I bet you didn't know that and once it was starry kind of
Crumbled, huh? No one fight the names terrible. That's a terrible man. I don't think it's terrible. Who cares. It's soda pop everyone
What are you gonna call it?
Well you didn't think Red Bull was a good name, right?
I don't mind it.
Mountain Dew is lit.
That's a good name.
Mountain Dew?
Yeah, I guess so.
Give me that.
You're a sucker.
I had to stop that.
Mountain Dew Code Red?
Come on, bro.
No, Code Red is like a Jake Gyllenhaal movie or something.
It sells me every time.
Mmm.
Code Red.
Tastes like Jake Sweat.
I think Code Red was a movie.
Code Red was a Matt Damon, what was that, Green?
Code or Code Green?
Whatever, I don't know.
But anyway.
Yeah, so there's like a whole thing, isn't that crazy?
I didn't know that.
I think it's kind of a dick move when you like,
when people try to like copyright things or.
It depends what it is.
It depends what it is.
It depends what it is.
But also if we're Sierra Mist,
like is it a Pepsi company or Coca Cola?
How the fuck do you not do your homework?
I guess.
And before you launch a product,
look at the trademark, look at other brands.
Why don't they just call it Sierra Misty?
That would've, everyone would've still been like, oh, it's Sierra.
I you still can't do it.
It's too close. You still can't.
All right. Yeah.
Anyway, I'll be in Memphis, Tennessee, August 10th, Dallas, August 16th,
Wichita, August 17th, Oxnard, California coming up, McAllen, Texas,
Beaumont, Texas, Peterborough.
When are you doing Oxnard?
I think I'm doing Oxnard the 24th.
Oh, I'm on the weekend after you.
Yeah. There we go, dude. Come to Oxnard the 24th. Oh, I'm on the weekend after you. Yeah.
There we go, dude.
Come to Oxnard and see the one, two.
See him, one, and then he jumps the two to the three to the four.
Yeah.
Everybody in Oxnard getting tipsy.
23rd to the 25th.
Oh, cool.
OK?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
So I'm literally the week after, I guess.
There you go.
Yeah.
Love it.
You're a Towering Force in comedy, it says right here.
Yeah.
That's so written so long ago.
Towering Force. Yeah. It all says you drink syrup missed and then on July but also on August 8th
I'll be one night at the Covina laugh Factory great. That's a good. That's a good
Yeah, check me out there and then go to Chris Lee comm for both of our tickets
This is gotta comes into my twitch stream He comes into my Twitch stream.
He comes into my Twitch stream and he goes,
he'll do that, he'll come in and go like,
hey guys, Houston.
That's hilarious.
For Chris Lea.
Your actual date.
That's so funny.
That's what the babies need to do, dude.
But it got too much where he's already,
he's already blocked.
It's limited, yeah.
Oh, he has.
Well, you don't know too much.
Because I've said it already, I was like, already he's limited. Yeah
Yes first that first is funny and then it was like like Chris it just goes to
He did it upside down
And now I really miss Eric's stream, yeah
Do you have people show up at your show and in my merch life ribs? Yeah, you have to and then people be like Oh look dude. I'm like, it's cool. I support. I know I know that's my boy. I think it's like
Oh, dude, how pissed are you like? Oh, no, no, no, you got this all wrong. Yeah, that is like
That's when you realize people crazy. There are just they don't there's no nuance to anybody's thought process
So you just kind of gotta go. All right, everybody's crazy. Whatever everybody's crazy
Including us. Yeah, I know everybody meets same. I mean, it's like let's say it's on a spectrum of crazy, right?
Well, yeah, the thing is you want your crazy to not affect people as much as possible
Well facts, that's the crazy you want that's the other way. You gotta be locked up
What so so you have like a regular person?
Uh-huh, and then you have like at the like Jeff right right right right right right right, but he's affecting people yeah, yeah
By effecting we mean eating like what's the scale so you have like studio killer here like regular person here
You're on musket, and then it goes like down it goes down down down to like your stalker right you know online troll
Right right right like you know where's the you know me yeah?
I don't know, but I know I do know that I watched speaking of serial killers
I and it's like a few years old, but I and you must have seen it, but I've watched the
His name is now escaping me
Gacy
John Wayne Casey of Chicago
Crazy he's a fun one. Like crazy. That guy's fucking crazy.
Democrat. He was the weirdest one I think because he totally didn't look like, seem like a serial
killer. Everyone else did a little bit. Even Ted Bundy people like, oh he's so, he's handsome.
It's still, he still had that look. Bro John Wayne Gacy just looks like some fat guy. But he dressed up as a clown.
Well yeah I mean that was creepy but but but you have to understand clowns this is why
clowns are creepy. Correct. Because of this guy. Yes. This dude man. That's creepy but
this dude like he wasn't killing people he dressed up like this. When you hear his own
voice and all that stuff you just go this is why I always maintained it like you know
there's like levels even to that crazy because it it's like, you know, you think Dahmer and you know,
we always talk about Dahmer and what his said,
but I feel like Dahmer knew he had an issue.
And he was like, if you don't kill me,
I'm going to keep going, right?
This guy.
Nah, no remorse, zero.
And he's just like, dude, he, you know,
he had 29 bodies under his house.
Under his own house.
27, 28, 29.
It was crazy.
Because he had that construction company
and he'd lure young men in.
Guys, dude, when you find one,
when you find one, imagine you're the cop.
You're the cop.
That's what, the cops are in this.
Yeah, and you find the one,
and you kinda go, oh no.
But then to find 27 more?
It smelled so bad in his house, the heat would turn on the cops were like we need to ask you about this
The heat turned on and he was like, whoa
I thought it was a dead rat coon. No, they were like that's they know very specific story. Yeah, exactly
That's what you think about like so you think about the body stuff. So this guy's at his house
Freaking Domber had to shit in his apartment
But there's complaints all the time from spells and he said he bought like meat it went bad
People bought it but the thing is they they exaggerate like in that
Yeah, well they always in the Dommer series that they did they had the black lady as his neighbor
She actually lived in the building across right tree. Well, I mean that's but that's that but even those
Docta Mary too. Yes Dom, Dom was interesting because he was like,
he wanted to get caught.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He was like, you gotta kill him.
But this guy, this guy was a psychopath
even in his regular life.
His whole story was weird.
It was really odd.
He put so many kids under his house
that he had to start burying them around his house.
Like, I just do it.
So he's not even the worst.
If you want to see the worst of the worst, the BTK killer.
Well, yeah.
By far the worst.
But really, you think worse than this guy?
I don't know, bro.
Yeah, he didn't kill kids.
BTK killer killed families and would tie the kids down, murder the parents in front of
him, and then watch the sister while he murdered the brother.
It's awful.
His shit was awful. And He was like a regular family man
He's part of the church. That's why he got away with forever meant then he they would get close to me
Stop for like years like seven years
That one series that was on Netflix. I really enjoyed it, but they didn't continue it mine hunter mine
Oh, that's there's a ball time. They stopped it because it was it was about him
They were gonna get to the end of that he they always they always teased him and and Charles Manson, but it was gonna be the that was gonna be the
Yes
I really I loved that show. Oh top three for me
Too much who I think it was like it was like, you know
Dave Fincher said it was taking to he had so many projects going on and that took so much of his time
He just stopped doing it. I also read an interview where David Fincher said I I have ideas to have this show go on for Like over ten years and I was like, oh fuck. Yes, and then they said it's not doing it
Well, my face they weren't gonna do that. They weren't gonna go past three because that would just be so much you could done four
No, no, it's just like, I'm just talking,
now I'm talking behind Hollywood shit.
It's like, when you get to season three of something,
they have to pay people more money.
The crew.
Oh, I know, and Netflix is struggling.
It becomes exceedingly more expensive
to make a show after.
Yeah, Netflix got money.
That's why a lot of Netflix shows end
on season three. Oh, that's lame.
Yeah.
Right when it gets good. Right when it gets good.
Right when it gets good.
Yeah.
Or sometimes they'll fire a crew and we hire,
you know, it happens a lot.
That's nice, that's nice.
How you been watching?
I used to do that.
Were you a fan of House of Boring this last Sunday?
Stop it.
What is it, House of Dragons?
Oh, I'm still on episode eight of the first season
and I don't care.
That's okay.
Then skip season two. If you don't like season one skip season 2 if you don't like season 1 which I love don't watch season 2. Yeah, so slow
I this last episode it might I'm just fucking with you. No, but I know what you mean
Yeah, I was thinking when I watch it now. I'm thinking about it's funny. I'm watching it. I'm going like this. Come on
Brandon let's get it going. I was like, come on. This one was like, yeah
I was like come on. This one was like yeah, it was interesting though. It was interesting. I like how they go. But again it's like you kind of want, you want, when you have a show
called House of Drag, it'd be like if there's a show called House of Fucking and there's
no fucking in it. They just keep teasing it at the end. Like if he go on corner show, how's the fucking,
I need to see some fucking.
Start with the fucking.
You know what that is.
The first line is, hot spot.
Yeah dude.
You can't have House of Dragons
and say no dragons in the shit.
There was dragons in this one, it's just a little too much.
It's a little too much detail on dragons.
Like they're trying to find a rider for the dragon.
Yeah. I don't.
The entire episode's them finding a rider for the dragon.
It's a weird thing to make up. You finding a rider for the dragon. The end was
dealt with when she's like that and there's the three dragons. Let's take a break guys.
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Anyway, but the fucking, I haven't been sleeping well.
Why not pal?
Bro, I think it's in a combination of things.
You do look tired.
Combination.
He's in his 40s.
Combination.
He's in his 40s and he went on a 17 hour flight.
Yeah, but that was over a week ago
and I still think it's part of it.
What we were.
Combination.
What's that?
Combination.
Combination.
Combination.
So I, there's that.
And then there's, I am in my head about it.
Because I'm like, I know I gotta get better.
That's when it gets worse.
And then it's worse.
And then my son sometimes comes in the bed,
and then I'm like, he's kicking me and shit.
So I just go sleep in his bed.
Bro, I could not sleep last night, man.
It was, I went to sleep last night, man.
I went to bed at one and it jumped
to two to the three to the four.
I went to bed at.
So stupid.
Hey, Gringo Poppy was on that.
Yeah, I went to bed at 12.30 and then I went to,
and then Cal came in at like two and I was up,
I was like, I'm gonna go to Cal's room.
Dude, I was up till 3.30. I just, I was up. I was like I'm gonna go to Calder dude. I was up till 330. I just I was just like this
Bro it was the most 44 year old shit ever and then is it bad when you say you look tired
That's my way of saying you look like shit you think
No, I don't care like when someone says oh you look tired. It means you don't look good, right?
No, I don't care look at tired is cool kind of like oh man. I got some stuff going on. He's grizzled Yeah, all right, and I don't care. Looking tired is cool kind of. It's like, oh man, that guy's got some stuff going on. He's grizzled.
Yeah, all right. And I don't. But
except for not sleeping and I was, I even tried masturbating and like, dude, here's how 44 I am.
I'm like, I don't, I don't want to masturbate
at all.
Yeah. And I'm just like, come on, let's just get to, because I know it'll help me sleep. It really does.
Yeah. And I just can't do it and I'm just like, come on, let's just get to it. Because I know it'll help me sleep, it really does. Yeah. And I just can't do it, and I'm like, all right.
Did you try gate porn?
I stopped it, no, not yet.
I stopped it, and then I'm like, fuck this.
Just spit ballin' ideas.
And it was just like, another.
Are you?
And it just, I didn't masturbate, I didn't,
and I just waited, it sucked.
It's hard for me to sleep.
And then when I come in the room
Man Rachel gets so mad at me. Oh really you make too much noise
Even if I go hey, what's up?
Oh, that's oh yeah, he's ready to go. Yeah, he wants to party. Yeah, but this is my favorite thing ever He'll be on the titty, you know, he's uh, he just he hears me that he just he gets on my guy one hand on the titty
Oh my god, it's a party. Yeah. Oh my god. He's at work. Yeah, she's like this
Take him take him
How old is he now?
August 1st will be six months. Okay. Okay, but is your wife a light sleeper like when you walk around do you make noise?
well, I'm sure Eric was around like a ninja, but I I I
Woke my wife up the other day and
Light on the feet you could be led on the feet
But I I woke up the other day because I couldn't sleep I sat up in bed and I go
and then I'm just like sitting there and I'm like, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
So I, it's like 2 a.m., I go brush my teeth
just because I didn't yet,
because I was trying to fall asleep before that
to catch myself, you know what I mean?
You ever do that?
You're like, ooh, I'm tired now, I'm gonna catch it.
Yes.
Couldn't do it though.
So like, all right, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
I sit up on the bed, okay, and I'm just like,
and then I get up to walk to the bathroom.
Do you get on your phone at all during that?
No, because it'll wake me up.
That's a problem. No.
And so I go to the bath, but I do take my phone
so I don't have to turn on any lights
and use it as a god, right?
Because it's real dark, right?
But I don't use a flashlight,
I just use the home screen, right?
So, oh nice.
So, um. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I start brushing my teeth. I'm doing it Okay in the dark. Yeah, okay, but with the home screen up. Yeah, so I'm like, yeah
I still not looking at my phone. So Kristen says uh, hey you're too loud
Cuz I'm brushing my teeth. It's like I'm really sorry. I know I
Just I can't sleep and I so I go to think and then I and then I go
She says you keep you woke me up. You're keeping me up. And I was like, yeah.
And in my head, I was like, hmm.
So I sat up on the bed and she said, what are you doing?
So I didn't wake her up.
She was awake, right?
Because I sat up.
Or you getting up, woke her up.
Right, but.
What were you wearing?
Just kidding, I don't care.
I was very quiet, I just, I get up and I go, she says, what are you doing? I was very I was very I was very quiet I just get up and she's what are you doing I was like oh she's all right she's way
so no so I go like so I want to ask her no she says this is what she says no
actually this is what she says you're too loud and it woke me up you go
brushing your teeth and all that doing all the stuff so I so I want to ask her
but you were awake when I sat up
So this is not this is maybe my like OCD autism or whatever the fuck I am
I'm like I woke up you because of the person the teeth or but you were because you were already up on the city when I
Said it set up on the bed. So I want to ask you that but I'm like, I can't do that
I'll solve the case because that'll make her hold on that'll make her
More awake, right? So I'm like, oh fuck, I really want to know, but like, not gonna go...
It's just a wording.
She's, you know, when you were brushing your teeth, you were keeping her up.
Right, I know.
But I want to distinguish that that's what she meant.
She watches the podcast, so right now, she watches it, she would be like, by the way...
So the next day, she was like, you kept me up in the thing, and I was like, oh, I wanted
to talk about this.
I'm glad you brought
that up. You're a psychopath. I was like but I can't it's like I can't let it go
and I was just like and I you know I wanted to know it's not a big deal I
know it's maybe it's my thing but like you said I woke you up while I was
brushing my teeth but I had sat up in the bed and that was when you said what
are you doing so you were already awake so what did you mean and she was like I don't
know but you woke me up when you were pressured either as a well but you had
already been awake so that's not true so what what happened and she tried to
clear it up for me and it kind of it made me feel a little bit better but I
just she feels like she's under interrogation and she shouldn't I don't
want her to feel that way I just want to know what happened
Chris sounds exhausting you live with but also
Then why didn't you go back to sleep
Because you're keeping her up. She's exhausted. Yeah, but actually interesting. Why would people say that if something is exhausting?
Yeah, then it should be like oh, I'm exhausting
Go to sleep you can't
must not be exhausting sure but you you're not working out right now right
that's probably why you can't sleep either maybe my shoulder I got back I
gotta go go PT on my shoulder I've frozen shoulder the doctor said because
if you're working out you'll sleep hard. It's gonna have your sleep When I can't sleep I
Try to listen to my audiobook. It'll put me to sleep. So I'll just reach for
Kristen has an audio. Oh, I'll listen in the headphones not Kristen. What she's out loud
Both you guys are fucked up. Well, you
You guys deserve each other. Yeah
So she like I can't sleep.
I can't even imagine if like,
you're, it's quiet in the room, it's dark,
and you just hear
Tim Dillon now as Jones.
And then, no.
No, she goes, no.
Chapter 12.
No, no way.
He grabbed her face.
No, no.
She just hit play.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
She's crazy.
I actually- Do you hit her?
I don't care about that.
Because I think if I'm not sleeping,
I think, okay, I'll get lost in this story
that I wouldn't want to listen to
and that'll make me sleep.
So I don't really care.
But sometimes I ask, I say,
I say like, can you put on a podcast?
Cause like a Dateline episode I will pass out to, right?
And-
They're both crazy, right?
But then I'm like, I don't want to pass out to murder. You know what I mean? But then- Who I're both crazy, right? And, but then I'm like, I don't wanna pass out to murder,
you know what I mean?
But then, but then she's like,
sometimes I'll be like, can you put a Dateline podcast on?
And she'll be like, oh no, you know what?
I wanna listen to my book.
And I'm like.
That works.
At full volume?
No, not full, I mean is that?
Any volume's crazy.
Any volume's crazy.
Any volume's crazy if you're trying to sleep.
I could fall asleep to stuff though.
Y'all both crazy.
You might be mad at me,
because then if I'm listening to this, sometimes I grab my iPad. Nah though. You're both crazy. Sometimes I grab my iPad.
Nah, yeah, that's crazy.
And I'll just look at shows or whatever.
But what I do is I take the covers and I'll put it on.
Oh, God.
But you get hot?
She'll take a picture of me and be like, you think I can't see?
But it just looks like a glowing...
I like that. I like that she does that.
Oh, man. Next time I see her, I'm that she does that. Oh man, dude. I can't, no I'm really like, next time I see her
I'm gonna be like.
Wild.
It's wild that you turn on an audio book without headphones.
Both of you are guilty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're brushing your teeth.
That's why you're together.
She's like, chapter seven.
It's like you guys are both nut jobs.
You know?
I don't know man, I'm tired of shit.
You look tired.
And I wanna get, I don't know man.
What's this kid want?
You wanna yeesh these big.
I'll yeesh them but I forgot, I got you covered.
Oh bro.
Yeah.
The big baller brand shoes.
Hold on a second here.
What's going on here?
You want cold brew?
I don't think you like it.
And you make your own shit.
Maybe a quick text would have been like, hey...
Here's why I didn't do that.
No, no, you don't. No, I thought about it.
I just go like this.
Actually, this is how rude I am.
Before we get to that.
That's not even how rude I am.
Turn three's tough though.
Three's a lot.
I didn't want to text and then wait because I'm like,
oh, then he's gonna feel bad
that he didn't text back in time
and then it's gonna be a whole thing.
I'm just not gonna even deal with it.
Where'd you get it from?
You made your coffee at home
because I listened because I'm a good friend.
Where'd you get it from?
Oh, now you're a good friend?
Boy in the Bear, it's a great place
and it's really great.
I love the cold brew.
Anyway, it is nice.
So here's the...
And I had a flash forward to you
drinking it and saying, this is nice. So, I know my brew. Anyway, it is nice. So here's the and I had a flash forward to you drinking it and saying this is nice. So
I know my friends. So
Now hold on a second. Well, I knew it and I know you make it at home already
So so I didn't make it nice coffee there you go with your Breville or whatever the fuck
Yeah, and so I my Breville exactly so
None of my friends so I'm there and this is how rude I am.
I'm at the thing and I'm like,
usually one is not enough, okay?
So I'm like, I'm gonna get two.
And here's the great thing about it.
If one is enough, I'm gonna give the second one to Brendan.
Ha ha ha!
Good guy. You're a good guy. You know what? Yes, I'm back in the second one to Brendan
You're a good guy yes, I'm back in
So I'm like I'll get to and you know something and then I forget
Oh, I forgot I got you one. I look at this ago. That's enough
Either way, we're talking about me that was sitting over there Yeah, I didn't want you to see it like is that mine in case I wanted it. You know what I would say that really not as soon as yours
Because you don't bring me coffee a lot right I have
anyway
What those were lamello balls shoes what happened to them? They're still around. I know that but that remember the dad
They were expensive the shoes were expensive and the production was an issue those are his
But there's no more ball shoes
They came out those those are crazy looking and why does he look like he has like somebody's auntie's feet?
Can you zoom those are so angry on the white ones?
The white ones are better than the these ones over here because I can't deal with I would say that that's
The white ones are better than the these ones over here cuz I can't deal with I would say that that's those are slippers You need socks with one yeesh. Yes. That's what it gets half a yeesh
No, I have to use but that that remember that dad was getting all that shit
He's always on first those are terrible. He's always on first take and then when you think about it
Like hold up. Hold up. This dad
Has three kids in professional basketball
and we wanna shit on this dad?
Isn't it weird?
No, no, but the thing is, is like, he was doing a lot
that was kind of like taking the spotlight away.
And I think once he recognized that, he just stopped.
He really just stopped.
But like, I'm with you a thousand percent.
Like, people wanna shit on people.
He wasn't arrested or anything good kid he was just a
loudmouth and and he got one of his kids they all got hundreds of millions of
dollars three of them went professional three of you know hard as make one
third one was in MBDL or whatever oh yeah yeah but to end that one is
lamella ball, whatever.
Lamello.
He's still playing, he's a charlotte.
Some other one, and then basketball.
And they're fucking good.
They're good.
He was kinda destined.
Liangelo.
Liangelo, lamello, and basket.
They're pretty fucking good.
For all three of them?
You're so dumb.
It's okay, and in your mind, you were like,
I know in your mind you were like,
look, I'm really tired, but.
I'm gonna nail this joke
I yeah, you had it you had it you teed it up and you see teach yourself up
Yeah, you did it minimal effort, but it's like even the shit
Even the shit LeBron gets it's like hold up his son is in the NBA
You know dope that if your last name is ball you better be fucking playing some kind of shit
So I'm not really that impressed fair, but all three of them ball. It's called nominative determinism
Um when your name leads to Lake really?
The theory my real last name is hilarious
The theory that people are psychologically predisposed to pursue occupations or interests that resemble or evoke their names in some way. And then it says Rob
Raven should rightly be working with birds. Or he's just in a tree.
Oh! Hey I'm Rod. Rod Raven. It's like Osane Bolt being the fastest man in the world. Yep, yep, yeah, come on, bro.
I Spice been a rapper.
Tiger Woods, Tim Duncan, Cecil Fielder.
God damn, that keep going.
Why you so angry?
Why does this guy know all of them right away?
He's so mad about it.
It's like, and it's all people of color.
Tiger Woods, Cecil Fielder.
I don't like how you saying it, like the N word's coming next.
You know what I mean?
Tiger Woods.
Well, it is.
That's a good point.
Manute Bowles should have been a bowling though.
Right, that was him in basketball, Manute Bowles?
Yeah, his son's a super baller too.
Or he would be a make a cereal.
Oh really? Super baller, yeah, he's just not tough., his son's a baller. Make a cereal. Uh, oh really super baller. Yeah, just not tough
He's not a super baller. He has the potential. He's just not tough. He's always injured
What but he like everyone's on women women? Yes nuts, but the ball kid is just as good
He just doesn't have a shit together. No, he's not just he's fucking good, man
No, you don't know basketball right Christian guy that guy's name Christian guy. He's not at all. No, you don't know basketball, right? Christian Guy, that guy's name. Christian Guy, and he's just gay.
McCracken, there you go.
Oh, that's pretty good.
McCracken. Lord Brain?
Lord? Lord Brain.
Clinical neurology?
I like it. All right, well, cool.
Sue, that's funny.
Cashier? What is it?
Kaching?
Meat Manager? That's made up. Dude, meat Meat manager that was made up dude. That was made that one set the meat manager Brad slaughter. That's pretty fucking good
He's either that or he's a bit of killer. Yeah, right
Many guys his name is doctor Wow a
Bukendorf come on, bro
Bukendorf dude race car driver scott speed that's cool that makes sense
That must be why all the porn actors are like, you know, buddy, yeah more but
So you gotta name your kid something cool
Um, yeah shit. I guess I fuck you change it. They don't know. Yeah, no, well billy maybe but yeah, I, I guess I fucked up. Too late, you changed it, they don't know. Yeah, well Billy maybe, but yeah.
I gotta name my next kid Millions.
Billions.
Millions D'Lea.
Dude, can you imagine?
Billions D'Lea, I'm Italian.
There has to be, there's some kid named Millions.
Oh, definitely.
And he's black.
Facts.
The washer and the dryer? That's real. They could grow up in. Definitely and he's black facts the washer the driver
That's real they got grew up in the coldest the coldest is like a really good fucking football player
Cornerback like he's the coldest. He's fucking cold. Yeah
Well, I don't know man. It's like don't do it. Oh
What say?
Yeah, we stopped you mid-yawn.
Yeah.
I didn't yawn, but...
You weren't committed to it.
I'm tired, I know.
That's how tired you are, you can't even yawn.
These are Victor Wenbanyana shoes.
Let's see.
I don't know about these shoes.
How can you play basketball in those?
Is that a basketball shoe?
You ever seen his ankles?
Whose ankles? Who is ankles? Whose ankles?
Who is that?
Whose shoes?
Victor Wimbenyana.
Oh, got it.
All right.
Those are better than the ball brother shit.
Yeah.
Combination.
I'd like a combination of them both.
They tried their own thing.
Yeah.
I think if the one kid hadn't got injured
and he would have been a really great player,
I think their whole thing would be different.
Combination.
You know?
Combination.
What's going on with Drake?
Is he coming out with an album?
I thought he was coming out with an album this week.
He's just chilling, huh?
I think he's just chilling too.
Why not just be chilling?
Counting his money?
Yep.
He's still, he got, I think it was like a month ago that he became the most streamed
artist or something like that.
Oh really?
Yeah.
And then did Eminem do like a funeral album?
Like his last one ever?
Like he killed Slim Shady?
He killed Slim Shady, yeah.
Well, this is, I really like him a lot.
TRL killed him.
This is not a good album.
Really?
Really?
I heard that it's really good.
No.
Oh, wow.
I don't like how he's rapping in this either.
Really? It's the same, no?
No, it's not.
Oh, really?
This is real different. And you have to listen. It's one of these things, it's kind of a concept.
I heard you have to listen to it, yeah.
You can't just pick it up in the middle.
Come on, he's so good. Really?
I'm telling you. He's trying something new.
Really?
Yeah, to me he's trying...
Is it new though?
Yeah, some of the things that he's doing, I don't know.
Because sometimes, that one song that came out, whatever,
it just sounds like the other song.
The Guess Who's Back?
Yeah.
It sounds like, oh.
But I think I was...
That was a perfect one.
No, but come on.
I don't know.
I mean, look.
It's not my favorite.
But it is what it is.
I don't know, like he's what, 50-something?
So it's like, it's so weird.
Rap is, it's not an old man's game
like it's really not only because it's not that old I don't think so anymore I
think it's the fact that you it's such an aggressive medium like a genre that
like you're 55 and you're like yo but I but I don't think it's just, but I don't think it's just limits to rap. Like any genre. Like you,
have you heard like poison or like seven or yeah, like metal, hard metal.
If they're like even Lionel Richie on American Idol, you're like, what the fuck?
No, no, come on. Hello. He doesn't sound like that. No, but I'm just saying,
but I'm just saying though, you could just be like, you could, oh, you could sing,
suddenly the knife has new meaning to me.
You know what I mean?
Billy Ocean.
And it's like, dude, you could be that old.
No, you can't.
And sing nice songs.
You can't be like, you know, fucking-
Murder rap.
Yo, I left them in the trunk, got the rams on it.
It's like, like dude you're
fucking 60 it doesn't work for me once you're over 50 40 number work to Tony
Bennett can fucking life is a fucking moment only better to still out there
with a sound like Tony Bennett died yeah and he's still making albums yeah
that's how good he was out there deep in out there. But that's an old timey kind of
luck be a lady
right? That works.
It's all about the genre man.
I think hip hop, any
old country artist, dude Rock Him
isn't making money. And here's the thing, hip hop
you can make conscientious hip hop
you can make, you know,
not aggressive hip hop, but that's not
what people are going gonna be listening to.
Andre 3000 went, I'm gonna still do music,
but I'm just gonna play the flute.
I'll buy a flute.
He did a whole flute.
You know how many jazz musicians are so mad about that?
I think you're, I think you're the people's voice.
Yeah.
Like, I think, I don't know if I wanna hear another Jay-Z song.
Dude, yeah, exactly.
You know, but I think back to like how great,
like that black album is, you know what I mean? But you just to hear but I think back to like how great like that black album is yeah I mean but you just kind of go I think
we're done with you I mean dude it's like what are you gonna rap about now
you have a billion dollars you're not hungry like that well that way those
machine gun Kelly's point with Eminem he's like all right how long you gonna
keep this narrative like how long we keep doing we're not trying to keep
here you're rapping for your fans at that point.
And I think that that's cool.
Like it's cool he killed some Shady
and whatever the fuck the concept was cool.
I didn't really listen to the whole album yet, but like.
My favorite or one celebrities that Eminem did this,
he was like, if Trump wins, I'm moving out of America.
It's like, okay.
No, you're not.
You ain't doing shit.
Where are you gonna go, Canada?
Some people do that stuff.
First of all, if you have that kind of money,
you live wherever you want.
I live wherever I want. If I have that kind of money, I live wherever I want. Yeah of money I live wherever you want live wherever I want if I have that kind of money live wherever you want
I go to a George Clooney lives in Paris. I go to a hangover Italy or wherever you right where's George Clooney live?
I know he lives here in Italy. We're that rich you get that kind of money you go you can say that kind of stuff
I hate I'm with you. It's hilarious. I hate when people like talk like that
Yeah, especially if you're a regular ass motherfucker, then just shut your face. Yeah. What do you do?
I want to hear you
Moving okay. Okay. Oh, no, please don't
Yeah, I don't we gonna move to Europe where they're still throwing bananas at black players. Yeah
Go to Canada. Let me know it goes for you. Move to Russia and tell me your pronouns
Yeah
Yeah, Ryan Longwell use a kicker to Russia and tell me your pronouns. Yeah. Yeah.
Ryan Longwell, he was a kicker.
Okay, well we moved on from that.
Now we're going back.
We never talked about this Chris.
Oh we didn't.
You were out of town.
I was out of town.
This guy's pretty wild.
What happened?
This guy's on one right now though.
Well now, yeah.
Yeah, he wanted to come to the,
he wanted to try standup.
And I think I was on there
Yeah, I was on the show Ryan Garcia for those Ryan Garcia wanted to come do stand-up. He was doing playing poker earlier that day for an event
You know, yeah, that's that's when Jimmy Butler was not. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, and he was like I
Want to do stand-up tonight and then?
His friend got in contact with me and was like, can you bring him up and roast
him a little bit?
I was like, sure.
And did you help him write any jokes?
I think there were no jokes.
I mean, he had jokes, but he was like, I didn't do it.
So I was like, so you know him, right?
Yeah. Yeah. great kid. Yeah
Yeah, but so he came up to me. He's vibe so he got there and he was like
He's vibing he was like, oh man. I'm so I'm so no, I can't believe I'm here
I'm so nervous. It was funny to see a guy like that nervous. Oh stand up not easy
No, I don't know but but so he he comes up and I was like so you want to go on stage was like
Yeah, and I was like, alright, and he was like I got some stuff
I'll do some silly stuff and I was like okay, and then he was like did you tell him not to wear shorts though?
He was already in the shorts. Yeah, I mean that's you can't
He's a good kid though right like he's he's fun. He was nice, you know.
And so anyway...
So anyway, he gets on stage...
So we go there and he was like,
Hey man, what'd he say?
He's like, don't...
He's like, can you stay up there with me?
And I was like, yeah, sure.
And I went up, you know.
You set him up good, right? It's first time, be cool.
I bailed him out a few times, it's fine, you know. Like if I wasn't up there, I don't know, it would have been weird. Weirder, you know. You set him up good, it's the first time, be cool. I bailed him out a few times, it's fine.
You know, like, if I wasn't up there, I don't know,
it would have been weird, weirder, you know?
You probably would have shadowboxed earlier.
I would, yeah.
And so, and it was fine, and it was fun.
And the crowd loved it.
They were like, what, he's here, you know what I mean?
Like, he's a famous dude.
So, it was fun.
And then he started shadowboxing,
and it was pretty good, you know?
Did you hang out with him afterwards?
A little bit, yeah.
I'm surprised you don't hear about him getting into altercations.
That's probably good for him then.
It's probably not as crazy as people think.
He's a good kid, man.
That's what I'm trying to say.
He's a good kid.
He seems like a good guy.
When you meet him, all I knew about him was online stuff.
You expect him to be this insane person
But he's just like totally
Totally seems normal and he's like
Yeah, the internet's not real. I just fuck around and say all the shit, you know, and it's like, oh, yeah, okay
He's vibing on their hard. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but when you meet him, it's not I don't know
It doesn't seem like that. He seems like a good guy. And of course, I'm you know
I'm always like sensitive to somebody where that's everyone's trying to be like right at their throat
Yeah, every day. So, um, so I like him. I like them, you know, you treat people that treat you well
So I like them and good guy. Yeah seems like a good guy
So I wish him a very wonderful career in stand-up comedy
Isn't he in Japan now boxing? No, he was
Now he can't play in the can they suspended his license here, but you can go overseas
The I don't really understand the plan or or what because he's just he's got a lot of money
He can still make a lot of money, but like
If you love boxing
You want it and you want to do it in America? I would just think maybe he doesn't love it
I don't know. Maybe doesn't love it because I might be sick of like the
Yeah, yeah, I mean grantee miss weight, you know, he failed a drug test, even though they kind of
redeemed himself, it's tough, man.
But the way the commissions work,
I think his fight was weird, Nick.
Vegas, wasn't it?
So if the Vegas commission, if he's banned there,
every commission's gonna follow suit.
So he won't be able to fight in America for at least a year.
And then if you violate that and you go overseas,
they're gonna prolong his suspension really so it's not small yet
Why cuz you cuz then you're just not like respect in the Commission?
Just go get some street fights then just chill for a year though. Yeah, I mean work on yourself
Yeah, true. I would suggest go to rehab if you have a problem, you know, I don't know
I don't know if he has a problem. I did it was in Brooklyn, but so New York you don't matter New York LA Texas what was his fight not
Against so there's so there's different boxing commissions in different states. Yeah, I guess that's what makes the whole sport crazy
It's correct. Just one thing correct the Nevada one really kind of makes the rules though
They rarely will go against what Nevada says
They said yeah, Nevada California has some weird stuff.
Dallas has, like Texas, Florida has weird stuff
with the drug testing.
That's why you see a lot of fights out there.
Nick, stop vaping.
Okay, yeah I should.
Well just, you know, just smoke.
In here.
Cigarettes?
Isn't smoking, of the two terrible things, isn't smoking better than vaping?
I don't know.
That's what I hear.
I'm vibing right now.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
That's what I hear though too.
I don't know.
I heard that too.
I heard that the vibing, I heard that the vaping is worse for your lungs.
Yeah.
Probably just all bad, you know.
That's what I'm saying.
They're all bad.
I'm saying but of the, the badness levels of them.
I don't know.
You ever looked at the numbers of people
like chain smokers, the death rates?
It's not terrible.
No, that's vibin'.
It's not, look it up, Nick.
Okay, well I just think that-
Smoking related deaths in the country
is something like 400,000 a year.
14% or something like that.
Smoking related deaths, I believe, to other things.
One of every five deaths in the United States
each year, cigarette smokus Mugga's estimates
are causing the following more than 480,000 deaths annually.
Except for he's saying.
Hold on, Nick, what are you using, Google?
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
There you go, there you go.
Is Google?
You're better than that, Nick.
What's Google gonna do?
Oh, it's a complete scam.
I know that, but I'm just saying.
Like you, like you.
No, he's right.
No, if you type in Trump assassination in Google, you can't find it
He's right and Facebook too and they actually came out apologize because they had called out on like oh, that's weird
We made a mistake. Yeah
Yeah, New York post
Google going to remove that's not oh
Google going to remove. That's not it.
Oh.
Anyway, yeah, it's weird how,
this is so weird, you know,
and the AI of it and everything,
and I think about this world
that my kids are gonna grow up in.
Dude, I saw an AI video the other day
that I thought was, I was like, what?
I didn't consider it was AI until too late.
It was like a guy who pretended he was a dog, and I'm like, that looks too much like too late. It was like a guy who like pretended he was a dog
and I'm like, that looks too much like a dog.
What the fuck is this?
I've never been fooled by AI.
I think you have to be so stupid.
Well, here's why I got fooled,
because it started as a real video.
He has.
Yeah.
Remember the Japanese one I showed you.
Which one?
The Japanese girl.
That video?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Not even close.
Not even close. Here? No, not even close. No, no, no. Here?
No, not even close.
They brought up on finding the camera.
I want everybody to start, that's the thing now.
We're gonna set.
Try and trick me?
Yeah, try to trick Brendan.
They're gonna be, it's not AI,
and they're gonna be like, hello.
You know?
Like, no, it wasn't AI, that was just me being a robot.
My favorite ones are those sports ones
where it's the people talking after the game and they make them say different things.
Oh no, I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it either.
Send me those when you see it.
Nick showed one of them.
Oh no, I was probably in Australia.
It'll be like LeBron James.
The ones I like are the Caitlin Clark ones.
Oh really?
And it's just her being like, yeah,
like it'll be like she's at the podium
and it's like, yeah, Bronnie James don't got any game.
He shouldn't be in the NBA.
It's like people just make those kind of AIs.
It's hilarious.
Well, did you see LeBron James in the French maid outfit?
Just a picture of it?
It's like fucking weird, bro.
It's just weird.
It's like, oh God, people are gonna think that's real.
Is it Newsome banning AI he's trying to?
I mean, yeah, right there.
That just looks straight up real. Oh, that one might one might have got me well but you know he didn't do that you know
he didn't do we you just look at that you go I he well they used to do these
before AI man they would put your you could yeah your head I know yeah but it
didn't look I don't know he's trying to get into Hollywood, you know. Oscar De La Hoya probably wishes that happened later.
Oscar's like, that's AI.
That ain't AI.
That's just him trying to fuck a hot chick.
He's like, whatever it takes, man.
You want some pumps?
Give me those pumps, I'll put them on.
Yeah, just up until yesterday,
when you typed in assassination,
it would just say Truman,
and then if you started typing Donald,
it wouldn't even come up
But they changed it. Oh, really got called out by the masses and then also
What why would Google not want you to Google that?
Left yeah, I know but what but because it is because once that assassination attempt happened
It was like one of the most historic moments ever so he gets so much support
So oh so he gets a pen in on AI on whatever it is chat GPT when you ask about
The assassination it was saying it was fake. I saw that or well. No, I didn't see that but I saw that
There's no proof that was real and if you just googled Donald Trump
It gives you news stories for Harris Donald Trump, right? Right, right. Yeah. Yeah sock that sucks, man
But people are so stupid it were but that's why they do it
People just don't think.
That's the problem.
It's the lunatics that advance society.
It's the lunatics that advance it,
because they're doing crazy shit,
and the status quo is just like, I don't know.
The normal people are just like, whatever.
Crazy people advance society.
Define crazy, though. People who would, advanced society. Define crazy though.
People who would do this shit.
Make fucking Google woke.
Like that's an insane thing.
They should just call it that.
Google woke.
They might as well, Facebook woke.
I don't know, who's the guy that owns Google?
Zuckerberg.
Oh no, Google?
Sundar Pachacha.
Sundar Pachacha.
It's not, look how close I was. Oh, no, under pod Chacha Sunder Pacha It's not
Look how close I was
Oh, okay. So sunder Pachai we're saying that this guy is ceo. He doesn't own it. It's a public company, but right
I'm sorry, but he's the ceo
He's the chief executive officer ceo of alphabet. Have you seen alphabet donations to the democrats? No
Bring that up. Well, I mean, I'm you know, but you can donate to you the Democrats? No. Bring that up, Mick.
Well, I mean, you can donate to who you want to.
I don't care about that, but it's just like-
Ah, they're funding it.
No, it's just, when your politics-
Well, the only difference is,
like, you get a rich guy like this,
is we don't know whatever this alphabet thing is,
and Elon Musk is just tweeting it.
I'm giving $45 million a month to Trump.
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
It's fine.
That's not real, that's not real.
He never said that.
But I'm just saying it's like.
This is the difference.
This is the difference.
Elon, you know it again, right?
There's no hidden agenda.
With this, they're taking funding from the White House
to suppress information so you have a skewed view
on society.
That's the issue.
And they're a public platform.
Well, that's what I'm saying is wrong with all media.
I mean, the fact like when you can look I remember when that Katrina happened this ripper
Yeah, Katrina, that's just and then I remember I had I was going back and forth between CNN and Fox News
And it was like you're living in an alternate universe
You know depends what you watch. It's like once one is one is like you would have thought George Bush actually made the hurricane if
you were looking on CNN.
Like he broke the land right there.
Yeah.
And then on the other one it's like a completely like it's like the fact that you're living
in an alternate universe with information is crazy because I know what you're saying
I don't like that either.
I don't like it.'t I don't like that either I don't like it no I don't like it you know if you have something that's supposed to be you know like
like for instance like Twitter before when it was sort of like you didn't know really who was running
it or owning it you kind of just kind of like you had this thing like okay well you could just tweet
whatever and who knows what's going on now you could now you could just be like oh that's his
thing at least you know.
What do you mean?
But it's free speech.
But at least you know who the guy is.
At least you know who the guy is.
But at least you know on Twitter,
if you're leaning left, you can find the news that the left,
you can find the right.
It's not just skewed towards the left.
And you can find a lot of porn, too.
Yes, it's a nightmare now.
That place is a nightmare.
Oh, see, I don't see it as a nightmare.
It was a nightmare before. All a nightmare before all the porn and all the not
Well, no, I said Twitter's a nightmare porn
Go on Twitter every fucking third reply is like come see me load it up in my pussy and you're like what the fuck?
Anyway, you look at you know, it's what's crazy to think about what the gas or which it doesn't even matter But if you look up like the what Twitter's value is now, oh, I mean, it's so down. That's just bananas
It's bananas that where'd you read that at the?
Brendan have you looked look look look anywhere find a conservative one. Hey, do this for me. Nick who has the most users in
2024 Yeah, but you can make any Hey, do this for me Nick who has the most users in? 2024
Yeah, but you can make any
That was somewhere you get your news from so you can make any and there's plenty of bot account
How do you know what is real and what's not it's just that's why I was asking where he has news from
But I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm not saying you're wrong. I know I know I know I'm saying
Well, that's weird What is I'm saying well, that's weird
What is this that's uh
That's that's a Twitter above Facebook and Instagram as in what more users
Website rankings like most of it most used yeah, and the value is like based on his problem not being able to get advertisers So they can't make money which he turned advertising off because he didn't want to take donations I mean
talk about where you get your news from so this guy where is this yeah I know
this is Rob from Denver right so it's okay it's okay to trash the Google search I know but but
you never know this is free speech though Google's not that's the
difference yeah Google has a skewed view I don't care about you the one these things what I'm saying is I'm saying we gotta be careful is going purchase in
American I disagree couldn't couldn't disagree more. Okay, I was gonna say the values lost
Please still there's still a ton of value for him. He's like
Like yeah, yeah, everybody. That's what the point was of it fine. And that's what he says. He was my point
He has enough money. He's like my point wasn't to make this a profitable business that's why he got
rid of advertising he's like I don't they're like hey if you do this we're
gonna pull out things like I don't give a fuck I'm doing it cuz I don't want I
think what laughs or right you in the agenda I think it's easy to say that
when like advertisers leave then you go okay we're gonna get rid of advertising
no no no no no he got rid of all of it, good and bad.
He was like, I don't want any advertising,
I want free speech.
And like, well, you need to limit some of these.
Like, I'm not doing that.
Yeah, but how, where were they getting the money
to pay people for their videos and stuff?
There's still some ads on it.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
Yeah, but you're saying that it was a bad idea to buy it.
What I'm saying is he doesn't give a fuck.
Your point is he's not making money?
Yeah, I'm saying you bought something for 44 billion dollars.
And he bought it for free speech.
Almost a year later, it's lost all of its value, but that sucks.
Regardless of what this noble cause you think he's doing this for, I'm just but that's suck. I forget, regardless of what this like noble cause
you think he's doing this for,
I'm just saying that's pretty crazy.
That business-
Cause you're looking at it as-
Yeah, I'm saying business-wise, that's pretty crazy.
But I think he should have just deleted it.
That would have been the gangster movie.
No, it wouldn't have been gangster.
No, but then-
Cause he could, cause every, cause-
Oh my God, he'd be a hero right now.
No, no, not at all.
Cause then Instagram, YouTube, and Facebook
is all skewed by the woke left
So then you have no lane for free speech
That's gangster gangsters not shutting it down
Gangster would be buying all of them and making it valid at 12 billion. Is that it?
I'm saying like you got just go over to truth social
It's not big now. You can't it's not big enough
Also, that's it's only for the right. Yeah, like you got to have it for everybody. I
Just joined rumble
What's that one? How many conservative ones are there? I don't know
I just joined whatever and then post whatever because I who the fuck knows I don't know, you know
I made a true social just to be like, let me see what's going on here. Oh, I gotta get on there.
Yeah, here's my truth.
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh, you got followers and everything.
Nick fucking losing our sponsors right there
with his first truth social.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Man, that penis is women, that vagina is.
We need to secure our borders, it's hilarious.
Ha ha ha ha.
He's trying to get trending.
Just one like on that one?
You got two followers though.
You got two followers, you don't know how
it's gonna fucking shake down, man.
We don't want this to spread like wildfire.
This guy's on there, like Trump will be on there
going in, man.
Really, I haven't seen it.
You got funny posts.
I've never been on it.
They're fucking funny.
It's wild.
I mean, it looks just like Twitter.
That's great though, you make your own,
but this is what I'm saying though,
this is like equivalent to like, you know,
the other guy, he made it himself.
That's what he did with Twitter.
Wonder what that value of this is.
Facebook has just admitted that it wrongly censored
the Trump attempted assassination photo and got caught.
Some of the, yeah, so he's talking about the thing.
Sometimes he does post really funny ones.
Oh, they're funny.
No, no, no, but what's the value of truth social?
I wonder.
That's a private company, right?
It's his.
Yeah.
He keeps trying to push it too.
You're like, ah, it's just time.
I think they had a pretty good evaluation
for having nothing.
What?
I think this company's at an evaluation
of something like five billion or something like that.
Truth social?
Yeah, something like that.
Or Trump's.
No, no, Trump, truth is social.
Really?
Yeah, I think it was something,
but when you give a company an evaluation,
it doesn't mean.
No, it's usually like 10 times higher.
I was over the weekend, I was talking to a finance guy
and he was telling me,
because I was like, I don't think Elon Musk
actually wrote a check for $44 billion.
And he was like, oh no, there is a company,
there is a company that financed that
and all of the people were fired.
Right, right, right, right, right.
If you're like a bank, if you're a bank investor
and you invested in this and you were a part of this,
I'm just saying for those people it's a nightmare.
That's crazy.
Dude, Nick, just truth.
We won't let them steal the election again.
Go Nick. What if that blows up?
Real Nick Davis said truth everyone.
Yeah.
I need to get a truth one.
I think calling it truth is not right.
It's not the thing to do.
It makes people.
It's like the six dollar burger ad.
It just makes people be like, what is this?
You gotta call it something that's kind of like, it makes people, it makes it seem like,
even though there's not,
it makes it seem like there's an agenda.
I mean, there is an agenda, I don't know,
but it's just like truth socialist,
like it's too noble.
You just call it something silly.
It's too on the nose.
Yeah, exactly.
We're telling the truth.
Yeah, it's like, no, you're not.
Are you?
Or is it just one side?
That's just like a guy just saying like,
and you know me, I'm not a liar.
It's like, well, bro. yeah, okay, who says that?
The thing is, this is like, technology moves so fast,
and the government, or our rules and laws,
haven't caught up to it.
I mean, so when you have something that's so big,
but that's a private company,
like it's like you have a company like Netflix,
and then you have someone who's like,
they're not giving me a special because it's like,
well, it's a private company. It don't fuck with you. So it's like you have a who's like, they're not giving me a special because it's like, well, it's a private company.
It'll fuck with you.
So it's like you have a company like Google
and Facebook and all these things.
They're private companies.
They're massive companies that are like
in the brains of so many people,
so it sucks on all levels.
I agree.
And it has so much power.
It really bothers me when people are like,
but freedom is speech.
How do they, take my Instagram down, it's like dude, it's owned by a guy.
This is a private company.
He goes and knocks you off.
Yeah, yeah.
That's some guy.
What are you talking about?
And you can't do anything.
Yeah, I mean, well no.
I mean yeah, if enough people report you,
it doesn't matter.
It's like, oh that's hate speech then.
Oh okay, I was on stage telling a joke, okay.
Oh well they have an app.
I feel like Instagram's.
Do you need a tattoo?
Nice. AI algorithm is messed up. You bad friend, huh? We never wear shorts. stage telling a joke okay yeah oh well they have a I feel like you know nice
yeah algorithm is bad friend huh we never were short that's true that is
true what is it a guy falling through the air
oh is this one of those I fall on a trans boxer? Yeah. Insane, right?
Oh, this is just crazy.
I haven't seen this.
What is this?
This is a trans man that transitioned to a female
fighting an actual female.
So this is what I don't get, OK?
I thought they weren't going to allow this.
This is what I don't get.
So what is the criteria for somebody to be able
to do this because Brittany Greenier right when you grind her whatever it is
did a she's in the WNBA right yes and and and but some so somebody was
talking to her in an interview and she was like, Oh, so you're gonna have a baby, you're gonna be a mother,
and he's like, no, I'm gonna be Pops.
So, if you identify as a male, shouldn't you be playing for the NBA?
And getting smoooth.
I mean, I don't know.
But I'm just like, dude, if it is just simply, I say I'm a man,
and you got titties, down the court you're you know
What I mean, she removed those so they remove this or even more so she would play the NBA and just getting
Dude what's up, bro thing is you never see it the other way
No, when someone someone it's like a man in the woman's locker room right right with a dick right right right and they're like oh
Identify it's never the other way. What do you ever go be in a men's locker room. Right, right, right. With a dick. Right, right, right, right. And they're like, oh, identify.
It's never the other way.
Never.
You're never going to be in a men's locker room with some girl
with some nice titties and a pussy going like, relax, guys.
Yeah, yeah.
Just like some dude.
Wait, what are you doing?
It's always some dude.
Go girl.
I'm gay.
You got it, bro.
You got it, bro.
It'll be some dude and the woman just like, no,
I'm just playing with my pussy.
What is he doing in here just playing with my pussy What is he doing here playing with my pussy but didn't that boxer get disqualified or something Nick because of this
No, they know she evidently like failed some gender tests
Is just saying what you are
No, but it's not even about that. It's about how you identify.
No, no, no, I think it's a little bit.
No, they probably did the blood work like, hey.
If you can't have, if you, if they do drug testing,
because, wait, wait, here's the thing.
If they do drug testing because they don't want you
to get an advantage, isn't having a male physique
an advantage in a female sport?
Ultimate advantage.
I would think yes.
And usually the reason, well, and one of the reasons
they do that is because they couldn't succeed as a male
So they go over the females
Probably I would think so but Britain Reiner. What is that? What is should?
be
posting up
just with
LeBron no, so it should be like no you feel like a man guard Kevin Garnett. That's what I'm saying
I'm not goes for you. That's actually one of Trump's go get it. Yeah things. Yeah saying like, you know, what feel like a man, Kevin Garnett? You know how it goes for you. That's actually one of Trump's funnier little things
he was saying.
What'd he say?
He was like, he would want LeBron James
to identify as a woman.
Juana man.
So he can have the greatest woman's basketball team ever.
You know, it's just like, no, but this is like,
that's Casey right there, you know what I mean?
It's just like, you know what I mean?
It's like, what are we talking about?
I don't, it's just so silly. The world is crazy. But wait, what know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's like, what are we talking about?
I don't, I don't, it's just so silly.
The world is crazy.
But wait, what does that article say?
Did that person get disqualified though?
This was in the Olympics now?
No.
Who was an Olympic boxer who was disqualified
from world championships for failing gender tests?
But they allowed her in the Olympics,
but not the world championships that were before.
Got it.
So this person was in the Olympics this year?
Yes.
Oh my god.
She beat up a girl.
He beat up a girl.
Yeah, how is this not assault?
It is.
It's right in her name.
I, man.
Ah, it's back to your thing.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Nominal to nominative determinism.
That's really wild.
That's wild.
I don't know what to even say. You know what's crazy? That's the norm now. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Remember when we used to let dudes beat up women? As long as they had a wig on? What are we talking about?
It depends how it goes.
Otherwise that might be the norm though.
Like remember when that surprised us?
Oh my God.
It depends how things go.
It's so crazy how shit changes.
It's so crazy how shit changes.
Watch what happens if Kamala Harris wins.
Dude.
Watch what happens.
It's so crazy how shit changes though
because like look, Jonathan Majors gets convicted, right?
He's guilty of domestic abuse, loses his role in Marvel.
So they change the whole plan.
They make a new villain, wait.
You left out.
Wait.
I'm finished.
They make a, you know what?
What?
Thanks, man. Let's see.
Thanks.
I was just going to say with Jonathan Majors, he kind of upgrade because domestic violence
then he starts dating Megan Good.
So he kind of won.
Wait, wait, you interrupted his flow for that shit.
That was terrible.
Megan Good.
Just absolutely terrible.
Megan Good.
He got Megan Good out of all of this.
But this is a terrible way to dismant or whatever mantle. I keep going I
Knew we're here. They change they change the whole trajectory of the nose not Kang anymore now
They're gonna do dr. Doom and they hire Robert Downey jr. Okay, Robert Downey jr. Has a rap sheet
I mean, yeah, he's a changed man and time has passed.
But this dude, it's like,
oh, I need to tell you that it changes time.
And Robert Downey Jr. couldn't work for a while.
Correct.
I can tell you why.
Let me just go into my wallet here
and pull my race card out.
It's been dried off for a little while.
Because we're so busy talking about women's rights
and all that kind of shit,
we've forgotten about the race card,
it's still a real thing.
Yes and no, but when it comes to Hollywood,
like what about Mike Tyson?
What about Snoop Dogg?
We talk about a rap sheet,
but Snoop Dogg's at the Olympics.
He was on trial for murder.
Crazy, crazy.
I'm gonna get convicted.
I'm gonna, there you go.
Mike Tyson did though
Big-ass thing. Yeah, we're supposed to just ignore that. He was Iron Man. Well, that's that's the least of our worries
Whatever Tony Stark
Hey Nick, but what did Robert Downey Jr. Get convicted of? Didn't he just hook up with a trans chick?
No, no, no.
And back then it was illegal?
No, it was a bunch of stuff, but also he...
He'd be celebrating for it now.
He woke up in a kid's bed in their home.
I mean, just crazy shit.
And it didn't work for a while, and I get it.
You can become a better person, go to rehab and all that stuff, and that's great.
My point is, it's crazy what time does Jonathan Majors you know got convicted for this thing and you know
it looked like they were both toxic. Yeah the whole relationship. And it's just
because this is happening now. You see that video? It's crazy. I know what really happened.
He was cheating on her and yeah he was cheating on her and he was getting text
messages and she grabbed the phone and then they got into an altercation about it he was
trying to run away from her because she was like and then she was a woman scorned
and she got him well and in cheer and he threw her into the car right no no no
they was it was right right he was like come on get you know yeah I decided then
it was a whole day he then she's drunk at home he calls the cops because she's
you know well whatever in the in the court room, they convicted him
because they said he was rough with her.
So who knows what happened.
Who the fuck did it?
What did Robert Downey Jr. do?
Are you looking up?
I don't know, he was in jail.
He was in jail.
Did he actually went to jail?
Yeah.
Unless I-
It's not drug charges, that's it.
And plus holding a gun unloaded 357 or something like that.
I mean, that's horrible.
That's not too bad.
That's pretty bad, bro. He also- Holding a gun? I mean that's horrible. That's not too bad. That's pretty bad bro.
He also-
Holding a gun?
I mean no, caught with a gun.
So I don't know if it's holding-
Oh that's not bad.
Wait he pointed at the cop?
I thought he was-
No no no, just he had a gun that-
Oh, that's that ain't shit.
I thought that was-
Times have changed.
Yeah and he turned things around
and congratulations and props to him for it honestly.
This is great, this is a success story.
I'm not saying it because it's like
ah fuck Robert Downey Jr. too, I'm just saying- Right right right. This stuff is fucking stupid though. Well this is what. This is a success story I'm not saying it because it's like fuck Robert Downey Jr. To I'm just saying this stuff is fucking stupid
Oh, this is what Kim Kardashian is always fighting about like prison should be about rehabilitation
Dry driving under the influence possession of illegal drugs carrying a handgun. He also but he also woke up in a
child's bed because he was so drunk crawled through a window and fucking you know, I mean
It's just like the guy was different. All right, why didn't hit a girl. I think he got rid of that different
Yeah, we call the race car, but he also didn't hit a female
It's traumatizing for a fucking child to wake up in a bed and a grown man is just in it
I mean that's for sure, but that's a mistake. He wasn't touching the kid. No I understand. I'm just saying
Dude, there are so many fucked up individuals in hot and hot. It's just they're just picking they're just picking. Oh, yeah
It's so many fucks. Dude. I know stories that are
fucking
Insane tell us like they're just like working agents
Yeah, working like dude for like agents to drop people is why you're great the devil. Yes
You're the devil. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean? So anyway, just come see me in Memphis. I'll be in Memphis
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Despite the modern myth, the ancient Olympics were far from being a pure expression of untainted
athleticism. But that doesn't mean they weren't badass. So allow me to take you on a
little tour through the ancient Olympics. But I'll warn you, ancient Olympian tour guides were
notorious for being liars and propagators of historical myths. One Roman-era sightseer named Lucian once quipped, quote,
Abolish lies from Greece,
and all the tour guides would die of starvation,
since no visitor wants to hear the truth,
even for free.
End quote.
If Lucian can be trusted,
then even in ancient times,
the history of the Olympics
was riddled with mythology and
fake history.
So I think the only way to get a sense of those games is to dive right into the mythology.
Let's do it.
Check out the podcast, Our Fake History and the Olympic Myths episodes, available now
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