The Golden Hour - Christmas Every Day | | The Golden Hour #112 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 26, 2024

The guys talk OnlyFans model Lily Phillips bumping up from 100 to 1000 people to do the deed, thirst trap Instagrammers, J.K. Simmons movies, Jeff Bezos' $100 million dollar wedding rumors, best and w...orst Christmas gifts, Tiger Woods' son getting his first hole in one, children of famous sports stars following in their footsteps and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/golden

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, bigger power cause it is the golden hour It's the golden hour Let's do it Doug
Starting point is 00:00:37 I saw they're doing some kind of mini documentary style thing about that girl The OnlyFans girl that slept with 100 people. Yeah. And she's trying to do 1,000. She's bumming up from 100? Yeah. What? But dude, she was like crying.
Starting point is 00:00:56 See, I think that's all to create hype from the guy. You think so? Yeah. But that was just some of the details. She's like, after 50, it's so cold. But this was the details I wanted to ask you about so Apparently each guy only gets two minutes and she was saying the guys wanted longer because they were like uncomfortable when they got in there They're like trying to small chat. Dude. I'm jacking off in line
Starting point is 00:01:18 Cuz you know And you turn out you turn out like nah, but don't get me around man. like I only got two minutes man. I got you got a job. I'm walking in ready Let's go It just I don't even know how you like a thousand like so your number 275 how are you feeling like at what point in the line? Are you you know cuz if you're like number 275, you're in line like this, you're looking forward like, damn. And then you're like, damn.
Starting point is 00:01:51 But I'm sure there's time slots. Like the DMV. Yeah, but you're not. But even at the DMV when you have time slots, everybody's there. L43. I don't know, dude. That's just.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Where would you, would you want to go? In the middle last First she's warming up. Yeah, I agree with him you you you want to be like You want to be like eight? Comfortable she's not into the role yet She's stretched, you know, you want to be like eight or nine maybe later. She's still having fun number like 30. It's sad Yeah, you think 30 is when it gets that 30 dead. What do you think chin 30? It's just sad The whole thing is sad, dude. Okay
Starting point is 00:02:38 Well, I want to know who came up to her was like hundreds cool. No, I'm proud of you hundreds cool What if we get a thousand? Yeah, who's the person that came up with that and how they gonna do that in a day I think it's the world record in one day yes it's not like it's like oh yeah she wants to see what a thousand dudes in one day it's all sorts of ethnicity or what yeah well I mean that'd be crazy if it if it was if it was if she's like only why yeah come on you can't do only whites but you could be like I'm gonna sleep with a thousand Asian men. No, if it-
Starting point is 00:03:06 Why does that seem like that's okay? Cause right? Less damage, you assholes. But then it would be easier on her. But then it wouldn't hold up over time. Cause she's like, oh, she just fucked all sorts of things. She's like, only white, like, oh, it doesn't count. It's like Babe Ruth, he didn't play against no Spaniards.
Starting point is 00:03:23 He didn't play against no black guys. So you're like, yeah, he bald, but he didn't count. It's like babe Ruth. He didn't play against no Spaniards. He didn't play against no black guys So you like me a ball beating ball? Do you think you know do you think when like she's there is she just I want to if she's just waiting in a room And then a guy walks in you do I would love to see the reaction of every time like, you know Do the guys walking naked? I got don't even know how it works Yeah, apparently if you only have two minutes, you know, she She was, she was like, the number one thing is everyone thinks guys are like, Oh, let's go in the rough. She's like, most of them are like awkward and like, Hey, can we talk for a little bit? And she's like, you don't have time, bro. I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:03:53 And then I wondered also if after like 10 like, Hey, we got to speed this song, just be on all fours when they walk in. Oh, this is it. Initially, each participant was scheduled for a five minute slot, but as the day progressed and they ran out of time, this was reduced to two minutes per person to ensure all participants could be accommodated within the 14-hour period. 14 hours, Brendan, 14 hours. Oh, here's the other question. Do they have to bust to count? Like let's say you go in, whatever, you're nervous, can't get it up, but he got in a little bit. Does that count as one of the hundred? Well, they had to get like the bust they had to get tested
Starting point is 00:04:26 We go back up to the lubricant part. My thing is like were they all using condoms or was this part of it? You know Who's busting two minutes with a condom? Yeah And what if it's like what if they're having problems I mean quick quick comment from the nut gallery here from the nut gallery That I'll go way faster. I can ditch this guy and they're probably like I take them off boys All right, who's cool that every guy like after 26 the guy comes out and goes. All right, no condoms. This is taking way too long And she's just laying laying on the bed when you walk in. I have no idea. Aftermath post event Phillips was visibly emotional describing their
Starting point is 00:05:11 spirits as intense and not something she would recommend. Oh really? You don't recommend it? Come on man. According to the information available Lily Phillips mentioned in the document that some men were complaining that they only had two or three minutes when they were promised five and not all men were guaranteed to finish during that a lot of times. I'm curious how many let loose. Oh man. Wait, wait, go back up there. I didn't let what's the last line there? This suggests that not all potentials achieve our grasp during the encounter with Phillips. I mean did they have to pay? No. No. Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:45 If anything, they got paid, right? Because she's making bank off of OnlyFans. No, no, I don't think so. I think some of these dudes paid. Potential dropouts? Yeah. The men were not paid. There were no criminal background checks.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Yeah, because you, yeah, because if you're the kind of person that would go do that, what are we talking about? Oh, look at the chat. Planning to have participants under address beforehand, provide fluffers to manage participants readiness. Smart. And have buckets of lube on hand for the next attempt. Smart.
Starting point is 00:06:15 I wonder if they call Diddy's people. They were like, you're out of a job? Hey, do you have a, is there any of that lube left over from the? Oh, whoever raided sold it to them. We got surplus. You that lube left over from the? Whoever raided sold it to them. We got surplus. You need lube? You mean the government sold it to them?
Starting point is 00:06:31 Oh wow, they went to an affluent London neighborhood. Imagine you live in that neighborhood. You're just looking out and then just guys. No bro, think, what if, Just waiting? Imagine you're the fluffer for the OnlyFans girl to fuck 100 dudes Well, I just like you are raw. You're you're just getting started in this industry
Starting point is 00:06:50 I'm the fluffer. I'm get these hundred bros ready for the only fans girl. I don't know if that's a thing anymore I love her. Oh, yes. I mean with when you got like Viagra and stuff like that. Why would you know they have those pills now? Yeah, but you want a fluff fluff her you want the real deal I'm telling you I don't know I think but I think her being distraught is part of the documentary I agree I agree because there's part of me that's like oh I don't care this wasn't a surprise it wasn't like it wasn't like a surprise like surprise you know fuck a hundred guys no you planned this so like her being distressed I think it's part like it makes it that we're talking about it right yeah yeah yeah yeah talking about
Starting point is 00:07:31 it's like Jordan's flu but it's like it's like Jordan's flu game you know I know no no he's out here food poisoning yeah apparently he was hungover. That's a why would you hear that? Yeah, ah You vibing right now Apparently went out the night before was out all night and that it was more of him being just exhaust I heard the story was he ordered food I've heard that too and it was like pizza or something and then they know who was going to damn, you know Big time Utah fans are like, you know, you gotta be the biggest Utah fan to do that yeah let's spike Jordan's pizza yeah and then you bet on the game and he goes off he still goes off I know
Starting point is 00:08:14 that's like it but I guess you're right I mean it's like this girl said he was out on that but yeah that girl what are we talking about a thousand how do you get a thousand in her 14 hours I just the math on that even in a 24 hour period if you fuck the guy every What? Ten minutes like how much what's the recovery time? Like how long does it take if they only get five minutes you walk in five did they start is there a timer? Oh, yeah Guys were complaining they get enough time to bust what if you're like do they do it like this you're in the middle of it
Starting point is 00:08:49 Then a guy goes all right I said pull them off I'm getting my eight seconds like a horse also only a girl could do this no dude could do this oh what are we talking about dude ain't staying hard and busting nuts for how many girls oh wow isn't that a sh this not crazy it would have to be like you eat 100, you know. Oh God. Talk about fear factor, huh? That would be the worst. That would be the worst. That would be the worst.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Like how many do you get to before you just wanna vomit? Yeah. You know? Lily Phillips plans to give each man, she plans to give each man around one minute 26 seconds if she aims to sleep with a thousand minutes 24 hours boy Also at 3 a.m. Who you don't want to be that dude at 3 a.m. I don't think it's gonna be oh
Starting point is 00:09:31 It's gonna be in the whole 24 hours. Yeah a minute in 26. I mean that's doable She said 17 so it'd be like It'd be about a minute them just sticking their wiener. Ain't nobody getting off unless you're really prepped. Yeah, you gotta be, that's what I'm saying. You just in line, it's just a thousand dudes in line. I need to go. I need to go. Yeah, let me up.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Can I cut? Nick accepts the challenge. No, you're just in line. Is she an attractive girl? Yeah, we just are. Well, but she's all crying and shit. But she's all crying. Do we have a regular picture where she's not all distraught?
Starting point is 00:10:04 Oh, good good for you know What that says a lot about your character? Yeah Says a lot about who Brendan is everybody yeah There we go Okay, I get done in a minute Any interview that I've seen with her like she is does not look like that though Oh, like this is the grand all fake How many followers she have now?
Starting point is 00:10:29 That's wow. Doesn't seem worth it. If you're one of her followers, you're like I got a one in 677 chance of banging this lady. Yeah. It's not bad. Well she lives in England and this doesn't,
Starting point is 00:10:41 I don't know man. Maybe it's all, like I still don't think it was even real. only if there's not one guy that was like yeah I was part of the hundred I'm pretty sure you can watch like the whole thing I was it's on the only fans yes that's why she's doing it for content but also if your only fans ain't popping just from your tits and ass and what jacking guys off with your feet and you got to sleep come up with a marketing scheme to sleep with a thousand men
Starting point is 00:11:05 It's like might not be for you. Only fans is like the factory work of sex work like if you're really talented You're a personal escort and you don't have all your shit on the internet. It's not like free There's that there's some scarcity that you're on only fans your tits are out there and you get five dollars a month or whatever Yeah, it's basically making 19s. It's short-sighted. Yeah. I completely disagree with you guys.
Starting point is 00:11:29 My financial guy represents just random OnlyFans. I'm not saying they don't make money. I'm saying it's like a waste. It's not even money. It's like $100,000 a month money. Yeah. And that's the low end for some of these chicks. So what I'm just saying though is that-
Starting point is 00:11:44 But for every 100,000, there's a bunch So what I'm just saying, but for every hundred thousand There's a bunch of like twelve hundred more make twelve hundred than a hundred. No, but here's the thing though here's the thing though, even if like let's say a Above low end if if you're making ten thousand dollars a month and Put average salary of only fans girls keep going ten thousand. $10,000 a month? That's an incredible amount of money. Balling. You know what I mean? You don't have to get a job. Right. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:09 You're sure as fuck not going to find a job making $10,000 a month. That's what I'm saying. For some reason, I think that the Instagram algorithm is forcing you to see these girls now because I'll be looking at baby stuff and it'll be like baby, baby, baby. The Instagram does this thing now where there's like a, a column and it's always only fans girls. That's you though. I don't.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Mine's different. Mine's different. How do I get rid of this? Stop checking it out. I know that's what it is. You need a fista. You know what it is? That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Stopped like slow down. It's like, he liked it. Now I gotta start just zipping past. What you do is like something that you want on your feed, you send it to people. If you DM reels, like that's really one thing that'll- I do that all the time. I send baby stuff to my cousin, my wife.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Do you have a mix in there on your feed of babies and then fluts? Yeah. It's crazy. It'll be like baby, baby, baby. Tits. Titties. So it says the average number of monthly subscribers Feed of babies and then So it says the average number of monthly subscribers for average creator on only fans around 21 subscribers Oh god, that's a hundred bucks a month basically Then it also says small it says this number can be skewed Skewed with the small percentage of top earners with significantly higher numbers.
Starting point is 00:13:26 So it's probably even lower than 21. Well, if you go to just some average, just random OnlyFans chick who's got like, you know, it'll say two, they show you their subscriber count. It'd be like 200 subscribers. That's what I always look at when I hit the link. That's probably what it is. I'm hitting the link and seeing. Definitely. You know, that's what it is. Now I see. the link. That's probably what it is. I'm hitting the link and seeing. Definitely.
Starting point is 00:13:45 You know, that's what it is. Yeah. Now I see. No, because I- He's doing research. That's why I say no numbees. No, listen. He's like, does this ugly bitch have more
Starting point is 00:13:53 than I have on Venmo or whatever? Or a cameo? No, dude. I'll look, cause I see I go, it's a game. She just OnlyFans. There's a link, hit the link, boom. She's OnlyFans. Mm-hmm. Is there just any just
Starting point is 00:14:06 random hot chicks? Have all of y'all seen hot chicks on Instagram? And if they have, are they just regular chicks? Have you seen any just regular chicks? I'm sure they're out there. But also they gotta get their money nug. No, no, no. Brendan, I get that. But what I'm saying is, are there just regular chicks with bikini pictures on their Instagram that are not OnlyFans? What I'm saying is, are there just regular chicks with bikini pictures on their Instagram that are not OnlyFans? Yeah, they're out there.
Starting point is 00:14:29 In my single days, when they would have their Instagram handle on Twitter, I'd follow a bunch of those girls. And a lot of them would have really good-looking Instagrams but no OnlyFans. Back in the day, though, I feel like nowadays. No, some girls have morals There's some of those out there still but they're proud they're all private I guess man, they're all private problem you're looking into this too much Yeah, but fucking private
Starting point is 00:14:58 No, I'm saying that's how you know I'm saying to me is like that's how you know Girls are out there like no, I don't want somebody just seeing my big I only want people I know. The girls with morals aren't posting like they're straight. That's what I mean. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. So they don't have to go private.
Starting point is 00:15:13 So if you see. If it's private something's going on. If there's two bikini pics she got an OnlyFans. Is that the rule? Depends. What are we doing? Wait so I have a family member. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:15:22 The aunt? No no no. Kind of. I'm not going to go there but I had a family member. Here we go. The aunt? No, no, no. Kind of, I'm not going to go there, but I had a family member. She's only fans-ish. So me and my cousins, we all follow each other. There's other family members posting
Starting point is 00:15:34 really provocative stuff. And then we're like, we can't see this. This is so uncomfortable for us. She's a really good girl. And then she just ended up stopping it all at one point. I think when she was younger, she probably just wanted to get attention. But it was insane.
Starting point is 00:15:48 We were talking on the side. I don't want to see this. What's provocative in the Korean culture, though? Well, is she deep throwing a banana? And you're like, whoa, Amy, we've got to see this fucking Christmas. A lot of it. She probably had one cup.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Yeah. It was the two. A lot of like. She probably had one cup. Yeah. It was. I'll tell you. More, yeah, more formal. Yeah. No, it was just like really like. Tea cups. Sniff. Low cut, like ass shots and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:16:15 It was insane dude. It was bad. But she's changed. She was just trying to keep. No, no, no, she's not changed. She just has a different profile that you guys can't see. Yeah. What she learned is like
Starting point is 00:16:25 Oh, yeah, don't follow family members and don't give them my Instagram. That's all that is Yeah, so we but if you did a little research you'd find was she younger though chin. Yeah, she was younger young girls It's the best way to get attention. You can't sing or dance you were fucking Beautiful soul just kind of trouble that the time No, you know, you know, you know, you actually you are kind of a gotta go on my Instagram right now she's like Sending dog stuff. It's like yeah, but she's fucking private now. I know you're talking about no what I'm saying is I feel like That's how it should be done. It's like you know you're I think that's what you're doing because I think if you're just a random Girl, it's like hey, I'm beautiful, and I went to the beach, and here's my bik you're like, okay. I don't want any people seeing that being like, oh, where's your link?
Starting point is 00:17:09 That's the thing. So now they're like, I'm gonna be private, you know, I don't know Casey, what do you think? You're right. We need to lay low on the links, man. Constantly. But it's so, I'm just sitting there like this. What? Again? Why would you do?
Starting point is 00:17:32 And then I see these videos where there's these trends that I keep seeing. Yeah, man. Where the girls, they're going like this off camera and they're going like this. So it's like how that looks on the camera. They're going like this and they're saying stuff. They're like, you know, they're just going like this and I'm like what you're like after 10 minutes What are we doing? We were talking about more patreon content No, it should be a deep dive and only fans are there Griffin
Starting point is 00:18:01 I was like we just we investigate You investigate how many can we find without it being like an only fans? I was gonna go a different direction. We just live stream Eric looking as Instagram feed I bet he's like howling by himself Are there many dudes making money off only fans are pretty I think that Harry Jelsey was from who Harry Jelsey was on Love Island and now he's like a creator. But are they doing the same thing as the girls? Is it just like topless pics and like bold shots?
Starting point is 00:18:33 But their fan base is mostly gay guys, right? I remember I was hearing that. It's mostly gay guys. Or they're with one of these people that's with their wife. Yeah. Or a partner. Like the guy. You know the guy that was like, what's his name?
Starting point is 00:18:46 Adam 22. Yeah. And he banged this black guy, Jason Love, who's the number one creator. What? Or she did. Okay, he said he did, I'm like what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, you confuse us there, Nick.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Gold Jack and Green Jack? He banged this guy. I was like, hold on, he banged him? They don't say how many they have? Yeah, they do, 859,000. Instagram. Oh. You saw it right there.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Top five OnlyFans accounts. But it's not given the number he wants. I'm obsessed with AI suddenly. There's so many tools. Oh wow, there you go. But see, if you could see an example, Brendan, look. So here's like an Amazon account. Here's like a kid.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Here's a kid thing. Here's Ian Edwards. Yeah, lovely. And then this is like, here's a shower thing. Is that like looking at like someone that ungraved my shower? I still like it. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Honda Nissan Corvette. World star. Here's a buddy of mine. Here's other hacks. Yep. You know, here's a buddy of mine, right? Here's other hacks. I love the hacks. There's a movie preview, right? Still not seen any of them. And then it goes to this.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Yeah, I don't know. Okay, and then it's like, I don't, I just want to say, look. I don't get it! What's it say? Oh, it says Suggested. Suggested Reels. The Suggested Reels are always this.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Yeah, that's on you. But everything else I see is like, oh look again, Baby Hacks, Time Magazine, here's more baby stuff. It's all baby, baby, baby titties. Among men who were not previously famous, Reno Gold is known as one of the top earners on OnlyFans. Reportedly makes about $2.1 million a month. And because Tyga makes it. Whoa, Tyga's the highest? 8 million a month? Listen, man, if you're even a little bit famous.
Starting point is 00:20:32 He deleted his account in 2021. But if you're even a little bit famous like that, and you're like, oh, wow, like that's what the one girl, what's her name, Bella? No. Dorn? Yeah. When she went on there, it was like, I think her name? Bella, no. Dorn? Yeah. Yeah. When she went on there, it was like, I think that,
Starting point is 00:20:47 you know, they had this certain impression of what they thought OnlyFans was. People think it's, oh, this is sex work, and they had this like negative thing about it, right? Correct, yeah. And then Bella Thorne goes on there, and then makes a kind of money that she will never make in her career, like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:21:04 Like, I don't know, you know what I mean? For doing, I'm saying the amount of work that she will never make in her career like you know what I mean like I don't know you know what I mean for doing I'm saying the amount of work that is done for that amount of money I don't care who you are you're going oh I mean what's her name the rapper chick with the big fat ass I'm so fancy what's her name she makes he pussy ill one of the Amazon tastes is giddy Silly Billy poppin pillies smoke them like swisher lick this Look I'm like crack after shock this me out like call me back. Yeah, he knows those but he knows those He downs a monster energy That whole imagery was crazy.
Starting point is 00:21:45 That was my favorite clip ever. He got done. He was like, he got done. It was like, that's a different thing over here. Like you wrote the lyric. Is he easy about, but she makes a ton of money. Does she still cause eventually you, you, you, right? She, she does it and then when you pop you you write she she does it and then when you're a million in a day and then eventually the dudes like yeah so where's your tits and she's on the timeout no she doesn't give the moon I
Starting point is 00:22:14 think she does some content you know you got to get super create like you got to really step your game up I don't know the fence of fan base like yeah no doubt yeah no I know yeah poor Ukraine shows your tits I think there's a fakeness to the the voyeurism of it. I think people Think that they're actually talking to this particular girl. It's like you're back in the day the nine seven six numbers You know and it'd be like, you know, you cut you dial nine seven six and there'd be some girl like hey, baby But in it, but somebody's mom it was some fat girl. Yeah, just with the nice cheeks like this You know, I mean, yeah
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Starting point is 00:25:09 you see The Apprentice, the Trump movie? No. It was awesome. I heard it's good. Yeah. You know what was a great Christmas movie? It's on right now on Prime. Red One. It's with The Rock and Chris Evans. Like I just turned it on. Oh I just turned it on. You know what? It's actually really good because of how serious they take it. Like you it's like everything they're talking about is like it's believable like everybody's like playing it like this is a real action movie but it's about Santa Claus. It's great. I would be down. What's that? Is there uh is the dad from uh not the dad the guy he's in spot the original Spider-Man, the total McGuire, Spider-Man, uh, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:25:50 the, the guy was in drum line. Yeah. The guy in drug line. Yeah. Drum line, not drum line, but, uh, no, the, the, the professor in drum line, the teacher, but he plays Santa and he murders people. No, that's a different whiplash. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:04 I'm the whip. That's a different movie. That's a different movie. That's a different movie. It's not this movie. I know it's not that movie, but isn't he in like, doesn't he play a Santa Claus that murders people or there's a murder horror Santa Claus that I wanna see? Cause I got problems.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Oh wow, I got 50 million global view. No, no, I'm guys, this was a good movie. I recommend it's a good little sit down and watch. Like, you know, you're gonna be like, oh. Yeah, J.K. Simmons. Yeah, this guy's great. He's Jack too. I recommend it's a good little sit down and watch like you know you're gonna be like oh yeah, JK sims Yeah, this guy's great. He's Jack too. You know what he's actually in a couple of good prime shows They're like these like He's in this one show
Starting point is 00:26:36 But it's like about like they they discovered an alternate alternate earth And then it was like I'm out and he's no no no that's it right there counterpart. Oh Counterpart, that's it Counterparts great. Oh, you know I'm thinking of real quick to sum it up here the movie I'm thinking of where Santa murders people is the guy from stranger things. Yeah who watches 11 Yeah, the one who adopts 11 find that shit Nick Yeah, he was in Black Widow. Jim Hopper. That's his name.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Jim Hopper, Santa Murderer. Santa Killer. David, yeah there you go. That's his character's name? God, I wouldn't have known that. Violent Knight night there we go It just didn't anyone ever seen it. No Well, you saw is a good case It's fun. He like come down the chimney with his ax
Starting point is 00:27:39 Then you're gonna be disappointed if you go in like hey, it's Christmas. This is an alternate take Yeah time then you're gonna be disappointed if you're going like hey it's Christmas this is an alternate take on it yeah but I know but actually my favorite Christmas movie of all time of all time Jim Carrey the Grinch no Scrooge that is the greatest movie does it hold up I was watching the other day and it's super slow what slow oh my god it's good though it's one my favorite Mary man my mom's favorite classic yeah because they make that that's one of my favorites. It's my mom's favorite. Classic, that's the best. Cause they make that, that's one of those ones they make every year, they keep making it.
Starting point is 00:28:10 The Christmas story, Christmas story, right? Every year there's a Scrooge. I like Jim Carrey as the Grinch, that's my favorite. Nah, that's too over the top. There's a picture of Jim Carrey, dresses the Grinch. I forget what other famous actor, but they're both on the same set that day and they took a picture together.
Starting point is 00:28:27 It's pretty epic. My favorite, from my childhood though. That's all. From my childhood, every year I used to love the claymation like Rudolph the Red Nose right here. Oh yeah, those old school ones. Yeah, those were the best. There it is, Professor Clump.
Starting point is 00:28:41 They're on the same set together. Oh that's crazy. Isn't that cool? Oh wow, that's crazy. Not cool. Oh Wow, that's a crazy cool What because they just use the same they're on the same lot but whether it was paramount whatever they were filming at the same time Yeah, somebody must have said something to one of them. So, you know Jim Carrey's uh over there in his outfit Yeah, Jim was gonna take a piss. Yeah. What's up, Eddie? He's like, what's up? It's almost like just get a picture right quick. That is a great picture. That cool over there in his outfit. Yeah, and Jim was going to take a piss. He was like, holy shit, what's up, Eddie? He's like, what's up?
Starting point is 00:29:05 And so I was like, let's get a picture right quick. That is a great picture. Isn't that cool? I think anytime you have a picture with some, a picture like that. I don't like that picture. This is my favorite take on Scrooge. Christmas every day, the kid from Brink,
Starting point is 00:29:17 the pedophile from Seventh Heaven. Is that the same guy? I don't know. No. The dad, no? Uh-uh, Brian worked with him on seventh heaven well sorry to that guy Take a dark turn I don't is it is it I don't think so yeah, I don't think so That's your favorite Christmas, that's your favorite. It's not favorite, but it's a good one and like a hallmark
Starting point is 00:29:40 Yeah, it was a family channel back in the day Nick didn't have cable It was on cable. I don't think so. I only That was the dad who got in trouble. Yeah, different guy different guy JK Simmons should play Jeff Bezos in a bio. Oh god, right? He's Jack now too. So it'll be perfect Well, he needs to be bought but Yeah, he's in a I got tight this guy's in a couple good movies man Do we want to watch that movie though?
Starting point is 00:30:15 That is a good all he does create Amazon in his garage with his wifey that he divorced and she takes Three billion you do it like the Christmas movies and you make them evil and take over the world Oh cool new take he's trying to isn't he trying to start his own space company Isn't that the latest thing that he's trying? He's just so bored. He's so rich Do you see spent a hundred million on his wedding? It's at 600 million and then he came out and said that wasn't true How dare you? Yeah, a hundred million is probably more accurate, but.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Even 100 million. Yeah, right, right, right. 100 million's insane. Well, I guess so. I guess if every guest got like a house or something. Yeah. How do you spend 100 million? Please invite me to your wedding.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I'll invite you. If you go to his wedding, and then you go to any wedding after that, you're just disappointed. Everyone gets a Ferrari or something? That's the only way it'd be. Do you have to bring a gift to a Jeff Bezos wedding you're gonna give me yeah what do you get what does he get do you give him is there a gift table at a certain point especially once you get over the age of 30 like I don't want gifts you want gifts
Starting point is 00:31:18 the shit I want you guys ain't gonna get me yeah you know what I gotta tell you give me a cold air intake for my truck. No, you don't. Rachel has me figured out, so she will get, like I love my espresso machine and my coffee grinder. So she got me some. What kind of machine? Expresso machine. One more tip.
Starting point is 00:31:39 What? It's espresso. Whatever. Espresso? Espresso? Espresso. Espresso. Hey, it's Espresso. Espresso. Hey, it's X espresso.
Starting point is 00:31:46 I used to say X espresso, too. Yeah, whatever, motherfucker. I have a speech impediment, though. What's your excuse? Brendan, shut your ass. Yeah, all right. But she got me some attachments, some things, that you're like a stomper.
Starting point is 00:31:57 That's how you know we're getting older, man. I really loved it, though. I was like, oh, man, what? Then I was making my coffee. I was like, look at me. I was making my coffee. I was like look at me But what is I $60 tops that that's being when you get older thoughtful gifts are more important than monetary I'd rather just get a picture of my kids framed like I'll take that all day over some bullshit sweater I'm not gonna ever wear. Yeah, what's the last gift you guys got where you're like, oh my god, this is crazy
Starting point is 00:32:22 Yeah, when I was a kid When I got fucking my pet monster I've had some thoughtful gifts. I was a kid. I didn't really like like I don't remember that just that's not what I remember I think yeah, I don't know I think the most I think I think a thoughtful gift is more important than anything else as a person knows you And they get you that thing that you love, like it's like it's not that's why it's great when somebody's like a collector of things that's always the best kind of gift you know it's like if you know like you know
Starting point is 00:32:52 you like shoes and then you know somebody's hey this is like the shoe strings from the first Jordans yeah I got it off eBay you know you're like what the first Jordans you know then you're like oh man but it's like when it's when it's something that you know it's tough you know, then you're like, oh man, but it's like when it's when it's something that you know, it's tough You know, here's a $7,500 wallet. You're just kind of what? Are you stupid? I bought that For you guys, I feel like Would you guys get your significant others a house?
Starting point is 00:33:22 I have another three months before that is not good anymore. Before they get over it. Yeah, she's like, okay. Before they get comfortable. Yeah, I bought her that Amazon packages can come every day. That's what I. Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:33:42 You can keep those Amazon packages coming for two months. It's Christmas every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey babe, look, jingle bells. Merry Christmas, you can keep those Amazon packages coming for two months. That ain't gonna go away. It's Christmas every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey babe, look, Jingle Bell. What'd you get your girl, Nick? Episode title. She can't work, cause she's on a visitor visa,
Starting point is 00:33:54 so she hasn't been doing anything, she likes to go for a massage, get her nails, get a facial, so I just got all these things, and a chiropractor adjustment, she's been bitching about her back. So yeah, I think it's sweet. And they're gonna be in giant boxes. What, the chiropractor's just gonna be in a box like,
Starting point is 00:34:12 hello? Wait, where's she from? Vancouver. She's currently on a, yeah, she was on a year visa. She had a job that whole year, went back with all the same things in August, and you just talk to one person and if they ever in a bad day, they can deny you and the guy denied you.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Why doesn't she just illegally cross the border? Because then you can't work. Well. You can't get high. We've got, we're going back down there to try to get renewed after she finishes a class. If that doesn't work, I'm going to ask Trump. If that doesn't work, we'll get married. I was just going to say you get solved at all by just getting married. Nick keeps pushing it back. No, we're going to, there's a lawyer
Starting point is 00:34:53 I know. We're going to try that. And then we're going to, I guess I got a Marrior. So babe, I found an underground railroad. We're going to, she's like, we could just get married. He's like, other question. Listen, you're going to hop over the fence. For Christmas, I want Trump to make Canada the 51st state. That would make my life a lot easier. You think he's going to do it? No. Probably not, but.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Somebody's getting married, huh? Nick's making it sound so romantic. See, that's what I don't want. I want it to be like, not that we're forced to. I don't know. I am a romantic. Then don't wait till you're it to be like, not that we're forced to, I don't know. I am a romantic. Then don't wait till you're forced to and just do it now. I don't have any money. Yeah, but if you marry her,
Starting point is 00:35:35 she can work and start providing money. What does she wanna do for work? Produce, she was the assistant of Jenji Cohen. She was like in the writer of Genji Cohen. She was in the writers' room and shit. Genji Cohen created Weeds and Orange is the New Black. She was times 100 most influential people in the world. And then now she lost that job. You should marry her.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Genji Cohen? Yes, if you could. Like for sure. Interesting. I think you can make this romantic, you know, you can make it romantic. Sounds stressful. It would be romantic if you already said to her like, listen, like I see all this stuff and I don't care about that.
Starting point is 00:36:18 You're my, you're my person. Let's do this. That'd be super sweet. Let's cross over. Nick ain't ready. Let's do this. That'd be super sweet. Let's cross over a little bit. Nick ain't ready. They haven't been dating that, to Nick's defense, they haven't been dating that long. Long enough though that he's thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Hey, it's Adam Carolla. And this is Dr. Drew. We're back doing our podcast three times a week talking about current events, health news and more. So if you miss us on Loveline, check out the Adam and Dr. Drew show new episodes Wednesday through Friday available wherever you find finer podcasts. It's a concern in his head. How long you been together Nick? It seems longer but it's gonna be a year like January 9th. How old are you? We've known each other for two years. I'm gonna be 37, or fuck, I'm gonna be 38.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Oh, it's time. Well, how old am I? 30. 30. You look 44. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're just a three in that number still.
Starting point is 00:37:16 37, my ass, bro. Oh my God. Holy, should I be 38? It's like, all right. Nick. Nicholas. Oh my god. Holy 70's, 30's, it's like, alright. Nick. Nicholas. It's time, baby. It's time.
Starting point is 00:37:31 But here's the other thing, Nick. If you're gonna wait, like, I won't be financially set, then you're never gonna be financially set. Yeah. It's fair. There's people that figure it out with way less opportunities. Maybe if I have a family I have to stop gambling. Please take a hit of monster.
Starting point is 00:37:55 We just get a message from monster. Could he not drink those on air anymore? Hey, usually we like when you guys use the product when Nick talks about his life, can you not chug Monster for us? No, because you know why? Because the competitor- Iggy, Iggy, pussy wet. No, the competitors are going to use that as like, this is what happens when you drink Monster. Tiger Woods got an early Christmas present.
Starting point is 00:38:21 His son had his first hole in one at a tournament. But he had the most savage post interview ever. he was I was wondering what took him so long He's what is he 14? Yeah, I did at six It was eight I think he did he said six. Oh really? What I mean I shot the tiger my that's how you know tiger was as a competitor And that's why his kid if his kid really obviously he really wants to do this it's gonna make no I'm saying it's gonna make him way better or way worse your dad we get Jordan's not better than me look at Jordan son it just
Starting point is 00:38:53 doesn't work out so this he wasn't a good dad yeah yeah we think hey good day I think tiger's a great dad he had some issues right now but he's still in his kid's life he's there when he'sing. I don't see Jordan going on his kid's podcast. Well. Yeah, man. I'm just saying, dude. Your dad's back in Jordan, he's never been on your podcast?
Starting point is 00:39:11 Well, he's dating fucking Scottie Pippins. More reason to be on there. They can't be in that. Hey, Case, you know golf is his son, Savant? I wouldn't classify him as a Savant yet. His ball speed is high, he's strong, he drives it 300 yards, his touch is legit. His putting is great. But not like an outlier.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I mean, yeah, he's in the upper echelon of that age category for sure. But Tiger was just different. His mentality was insane. Like, Scottie Scheffler just had like the best year that anyone's had in a while. Incredible year. And they're like, yeah, he would have to do that for 12 more years to be in the conversation of as good as Tiger. You forget how dominant he was. And then those like that, that's because Tiger had, you know, he had some issue. His dad pushed him. His dad was in the military. So he had this huge chip on his shoulder.
Starting point is 00:40:00 And his dad was like, she's super supportive, but ultra tough on him. You're welcome. So yeah kind of but that may tiger this monster you know? And like you can't duplicate that with your kids. One of my favorite Martin Lawrence bits from his first album Talking Shit is he talks about like Michael Jackson's father they said they... How rough he was. So Martin's making fun he's being his dad and he's like, yeah, I beat him all the way to the bank. You know what I was like, yeah. But if you look, whoa, I think I just broke the chair.
Starting point is 00:40:38 If you look at this video. What's this made out of? Weddle? When, oh, you piece of shit. Really over there, Nick? video made out of when a tiger pushes this kid you can really see the competitiveness of it Really good contact. This is a great looking shot. It's a white number. Oh It is the right He's a tough dad just from that video right there I could tell he's like just the way he did that, you know, we saw a lot
Starting point is 00:41:26 Tiger also to have the pressure like this kid has like when your dad's tied the greatest ever do it's a lot of pressure Tiger was unknown and there's no black dudes in the sport Tiger applied the pressure correct He applied kids he gets so excited about golf Take it down. Yeah, take it down It's like shit talking about Korean barbecue, yeah Casey gets so excited about golf. Yeah, take it down a notch, man. Yeah, take it down a notch, bro. You guys, he's a special athlete. It's like Shin talking about Korean barbecue. They just perk up. He's all, what?
Starting point is 00:41:50 Yeah. Oh my god. I also think just from this clip, he seems like just a nice kid. Yeah. Oh, sweet kid. Sweet boys. He was a great looking shot.
Starting point is 00:41:58 It's like he almost. He's like, really? Me? It's like, yeah, bitch. You have Tiger Woods' blood in your veins. Yeah, it's almost like Tiger's like, get more excited. Come on, let's make it like get more excited. Tiger Woods like you have to buy everybody and he goes I'm broke. Yeah around because typically if you get a hole in one you buy drinks for everybody and you can see he goes you gotta buy everyone's around that's the custom and he goes I'm broke and see Tiger kind of like
Starting point is 00:42:21 Tiger was like if you wait to be financially secure you're never gonna have a hole in one again. Tiger was like if you wait to be financially secure, you're never gonna have a hole in one again Yeah, so but but you know Here's the thing this is this kid's gonna be like Brawny James now or they're gonna have to like put all this pressure for Him to be the great so let's see if he can survive that but even like here's the thing with Brawny James and these other sons of these ridiculous athletes like LeBron did it man. Like you got your son to the NBA. No, he's not going to be the greatest of all time. He might not even be around in three years. Just the fact your son got to the NBA, you're one dude. That's less than 1% of anybody that ever
Starting point is 00:42:57 plays fucking basketball. It's insane. So people like, he's not LeBron. It's like, none of you bitches. I know, but he wants, but I'm sure the kid has his own aspirations to be like great I mean like because it's cuz we all know what's Lebron James retires Then it's like it's all him and then he'll and I'm sure he wants his own legacy that ain't happening You know, it's just that but that's the that's the like it's all perspective like he's gonna Hey, buddy, you did it you did it like the the balls like the mellow balls the mellow all that shit that dad deserves a fucking award Three of them. Yeah, three of them and the contracts and in the shoes what three of them? Yeah Like no one's give like listen Lebron's a woke piece of shit
Starting point is 00:43:37 But still as a dad like everyone's to talk shit about Lebron like did a pretty good job as a dad The mellow ball the ball family. they're pretty fucking good as a dad. Well there has to be some sort of nurturing environment. Carmelo, not so much. I'm gonna say there has to be some kind of nurturing environment there for LeBron for the fact that the kid stayed with it and wanted to be like his dad.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Because like, you know, who knows? Like Jordan's kids, I think the guy tried to play basketball. Played at I think Southern Florida or something. Some southern Florida or something some dry but it's like that he just I don't think he got the same kind of thing neither LeBron son like he's athletic no doubt but he's not six eight no no no no you know I'm saying like they're not talking about that I'm talking about the resource is probably gonna be way taller I'm talking about the fact that he still got the support look at he probably learned all of his work ethic to make it to the NBA From watching his dad and being with his dad he going to Laker practice nutritionists and all of it
Starting point is 00:44:33 Yes, he has resources. Hey, you want to do this? You have to do this, you know But the reason why they never have that killer mentality like their dads is because they're still going back home to this mentality like their dads is because they're still going back home to this 10,000 square foot mansion like it's not end-all-bill a lot of these NBA players love the NFL players a lot of UFC guys there's no plan B they're gonna there and they're cutthroat well that's LeBron son's not gonna be cutthroat we don't know yet we know that Michael Jordan son's not gonna be cutthroat he's good no matter what if they make it or not. They're good They're fine. Their dad's a bill. I think they needed uh, I think they there needed to be some tutelage there
Starting point is 00:45:14 And I think it's impressive That bonnie james is doing what he's doing. That's what I said, you know, that's why I started this thing I'm just saying but if you're expecting to be his dad, it's not it's already insane he made to the NBA. Whether you think he deserves it or not, it doesn't matter. It's nutso's that he was able to fucking raise his son to get to the NBA is unheard of. It's wild. And the Ball family, wild. And that kid is, I feel bad for the older one though, because it just hit the injuries and everything.
Starting point is 00:45:48 You should feel bad for Magic Johnson. His one son's like 6'9", and then he's like, shoot the basketball, he's all, hey. He's like, hmm, all right, well. And then, you know, he's just in high heels. I'm sure he loves him. He's a, shoot the basketball. He's all, hey. He's like, hmm, all right, well. And then, you know, he's just in high heels. I'm sure he loves him. He's a great kid. Made a name for himself off Rich Kids from Beverly Hills, but your dad's Magic Johnson. It's tough.
Starting point is 00:46:16 It's the toughest someone's. What's his name? Steve Young? Steve Young's daughters are pretty athletic. Are they? Yeah, they're in the yeah they're great athletes like they're they're a part of like though they might make the Olympics for the flag football Olympics. But so you
Starting point is 00:46:36 know Dennis Rodman's daughters professional soccer player and she came she was on a podcast saying how I don't have a dad we share the same name he wasn't around. Dennis Rodman posted a like I'm sorry. I wasn't around. I'm trying to be in your life now. That's what unfortunately to become great in your respective sport, you gotta have that little bit of, I do. You do. You got it. Cause she, she can't fall back. So Archie Manning? Ballers. See you. I just, everything you said just got nullified.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Yeah, straight up. Four Super Bowls, I know for I know great dad Great dad because of them that idiot wasn't wasn't named for the New York Giants quarterback Eli because of that Hall of Famer No, no, no, no, Danny Dimes. What's his name Danny? The New York Giants quarterback. They just got cut because of the Manning family that guy got drafted Yeah, number five or whatever it is like that. Yeah, so what we talking about? No, that's a good example Example Ken Griffey jr. Yep Back in this mother I'm gonna hold I'm gonna hold my comments on the Manning family why they're good you know I think I mean what you know it's I think the culture is different with the Manning
Starting point is 00:47:57 family oh here we go King Griffey jr. yeah I don't know what that dynamics like. OK. Also the to the example to again another white family the fucking Watts all three of them JJ what T.J. what to Hall of Famers and then the youngest one I think is a fullback for the Steelers to all three
Starting point is 00:48:22 of them straight out of Wisconsin. I don't know he had a third son. Yeah, no one does. No, I'm just saying, dude, there's a lot of pro athletes that followed in their father's footsteps. Yeah. But we're talking about greats. Just look it up.
Starting point is 00:48:41 Tiger Woods, greatest ever to do it. That's tough, you put third Watt brother, he doesn't even come up. But he's a pro though. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's a fullback so he gets lost in it, but also your brother's TJ might be the best defense player in the league, and then your other brother's JJ,
Starting point is 00:48:57 who's one of the best ever do it, it's tough. The Bosa's, the two brothers, monsters. And the dad was a monster, but again, they're better than the dad But again his dad was in all my my whole point with all this lebron jordan Tiger woods, they're like on a different pedestal. They're great Well, we'll see because there's like I love watching these uh NBA players kids man. They're they're they're some good ones like uh,
Starting point is 00:49:25 They're good, um kenya martinyon Martin Kenyon Martin's case my boy What's his name on the podcast? The lights can do that almost threw the ball at Kobe Barnes Barnes that's my Barnes kid is good. Oh, he has twins I'm saying there's a lot of them that are like it's gonna be like the next generation They're gonna be like Melos Melos sons the one though that he had with a homegirl. He's a lot of them that are like it's gonna be like the next generation They're gonna be Melos Melos sons the one though that he had with a homegirl. He's a beast Yeah, we can't Kenny Martin sons like one of them. I mean star in the NBA Yeah, this is crazy to see that again if the dad got them baby
Starting point is 00:49:58 He's just a guy usually the sons the superstar if the dad was an all-time great user their son ain't shit Even if they get there, there's still not anything compared to their dad oh no man give me an example well let's see it Dale Curry was great no it wasn't as good as fucking them a great issue of all time Glenn Rice his teammate I love going rice I don't know Scottie Pittman jr. plays he went to Sierra Canyon His teammate. I love Glenn Rice. I don't know Scottie Pittman Jr. plays. He went to Sierra Canyon. Currently playing for the Memphis Grizzlies. Oh wow, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Greg Anthony, Colin, oh wow, look at this. Oh well, Sabonis. Arvita Sabonis is like one of my favorite players. Yeah, me too. Austin Rivers. But again, show me one where the dads are all time great and their sons better. Tim Hardaway Jr.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Tim Hardaway was fantastic. Baller. I don't even watch games anymore. No, they went woke up fucked. I don't know if that's the thing, but. Embay's having a problem too, but also Charles Barkley had a great point. He goes, no one pays attention to really the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:51:04 He's like, but Embay shouldn't start till after Christmas because they're competing with the NFL. Well, no, no, no, no, it used to be, but the U of the Christmas used to be owned by the NBA. All right. That would be the first time they would put the games on like national national TV, but national TV doesn't mean anything anymore because everyone has cable. So it's like, so that doesn't mean anything anymore because everyone has cable, so it's like, so that doesn't mean anything anymore. They just, so now, and then the NFL would be like, well, we're not gonna compete with that,
Starting point is 00:51:30 but now the NFL is like, nah, we playing games on Christmas now. I wish the UFC dipped their toe in there too. On, oh, on Christmas Day, yeah. He gives all of the employees off all the holidays. Like that's why there's no fights ever. Yeah, I don't like that. Me neither. Yeah, make it no fights ever yeah I don't like that me neither yeah do the biggest event of the year on Christmas bro you're not gonna sit around watch some fisticuffs with the fam you but I think
Starting point is 00:51:54 all the the load management and and it's just the way the game looks right now it's not NBA all these all these three-pointers it's not fun to watch so they're playing horse and LeB As opposed to playing like basketball. My favorite is LeBron blaming on Steph Curry. No, but LeBron was right though. He's like, there's just too many threes. But also LeBron, you've been the face of the NBA for how many years?
Starting point is 00:52:14 And that's what's wrong. You can't have a 40-year-old being the face of your league. It says a lot about the other. If I was an athlete in the NBA and I'm 25 years old at the peak of my athletic and you're telling me that this 40 year old is is better than you know it they're not better but the NBA is pushing him and they should be pushing Edwards who's a fucking savage they shouldn't they were trying to do to a John Moran and
Starting point is 00:52:37 there's a guy like guns like well no please stop with the guns yeah people talk about the three-pointers which is a thing I think they should widen the court and move it back. Four-pointers? There's no room on the baseline. But the carrying is really what makes it unwatchable for me. Like, it is, in theory. Just all of that stuff. Well, I think that they should.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Look at that. John Moran was supposed to be the guy. He didn't move his pivot foot. Yes, he did. No, he didn't. Nick, you're talking to a sixth grade coach here. You're not. He didn't move. He's concerned Yes, he did Nick you're talking to a six-year-old coach here That foot right there in the back and they can just call yeah, but that's you can let that go He took a step before that. I don't even on the playground like travel
Starting point is 00:53:17 Nobody would call that. Do you have a file? We call it all the time where I'm from Yeah, but the thing is like they need to make travel they need to make Charges time where I'm from. Yeah, but the thing is, it's like, they need to make dunks. They need to make dunks a point and a half. And I even did this, travel. Brendan's taking charges. They should make dunks a point and a half. That's how they should do it. That'd be cool. Or make dunks three points.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Yeah, yeah. Make dunks three points, you have a three pointer, or you dunk it, you get three points. Or you make three pointers two pointers now, and dunks are three points. Something, they gotta do something, because it's not exciting man It's just not it's not a fun game. The UFC has a little bit of this problem
Starting point is 00:53:49 Then they switch gloves, but when the UFC when it's heavy dominant with the champs or grapplers usually the the ratings are down Oh, wow, why is that because it's not exciting as knockouts That's why data encourages knockouts and promotes guys that knock people out more because that's what the casuals like like the hardcore is like I don't even fuck what they do Baseball was saved by home runs and steroids, you know, but no no, but I'm saying is like that's why they did that It was like that's what it kind of frowned That's why they'd look the other way because it was like how people are love watching this people like no one loves watching Just three-point shooting, you know, but even in football, like when I was,
Starting point is 00:54:25 it was all field goals, I'm like, fuck this, dude. That's why I like college. They, they needed to do the rockin' jock and at the end of the quarter bring out a 15 foot hoop and then the end of the game a 25 foot hoop. It's like 20, they were like 20 pointers. Did you guys ever watch that on MTV? Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Dean Cain and Cortese, Dan Cortes, yeah. Yeah man. Simon. They gotta do something man. I tell you what, you know what I watch more than the NBA? Is Charles Barkley and Shaq and them. Like I actually DVR that show and I watch that show more than I watch any NBA game.
Starting point is 00:55:03 They're great. I haven't watched any Clipper games. I just say it's all like the, another thing too was like the movement, all the player movement, I think is bad for NBA. Not to mention, it's like, not to mention a lot of the superstars sit out. No, but it's just like this whole thing about like-
Starting point is 00:55:19 When I was a kid, Jordan Stockton, Malone, Mutombo, Mahmoud Ad-Dawof, like these guys never sat out. When I had to, Mahmoud, when I'd sit in for a game, they were playing, dude. Now I turn around, I'm like, fuck this little guy. I forgot you were from Denver. Yeah, only, only. Only a Denver person would even bring that guy up.
Starting point is 00:55:37 N.K. Chris Jackson, holler. Played with Shaq. He was the first guy not to stand for the national anthem, and then he disappeared That was the good ace Antonio McDyce. Oh, yeah. I love Antonio McDyce. No, my favorite Lofanzo Ellis holler Good NBA basketball camp I was just looking because Victor when Benyana he's seven. He's too tall to be a too tall to be a star. He's the best and he's like really smart guy, but he shoots like...
Starting point is 00:56:09 He shoots too many threes. He shoots like nine threes a game. Yeah, you're 10 foot tall dunk the goddamn ball for us. Dude, it's ridiculous. But the analytics of it are simple. You make more baskets, you know, you get more points. So if they want to like they need to just make mid-range, they should just take away the three point game. He's shooting 10 threes a game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:30 And he's seven foot tall. Yeah, seven six. What are you doing? I don't know, man. But they're having an issue. And they'll see when a new contract comes up and then people are gonna be like, well here's the ratings in comparison,
Starting point is 00:56:42 so it's gonna be less money. They're gonna have trouble. But even college football's having an issue because right, everyone's crying about it. Oh, college football's trash. No so it's gonna be less money they're gonna have trouble but even college footballs have an issue cuz right everyone's crying about about trash no it's great but the no promise they fucked up with that so good they fucked up with the college playoff everyone was complaining we need playoff then they do it and then their mismatches in the first round everybody's complaining that's not the issue the issue is how the conferences got all demolished the issue with college not the issue. The issue is how the conferences got all demolished. The issue with college football is the NCAA.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Like they need to just get rid of the NCAA. They need to like have regions in the country of the colleges where they were who they should be playing and then it should be just like the NFL where you have like you know East Coast teams, West Coast teams, Central teams, upper, you know, and then they play in a playoffs. The problem right now is everybody keeps moving conferences and they're like, you know, I don't know what the Pac-10 is anymore. I don't know what the, that's what the issue is.
Starting point is 00:57:35 And then they're having this playoff and then- Playoff the issue is though, well, they got 11 wins. It's like, I know, but who have they played? Just cause they won 11, doesn't make them better than a nine win team that's playing the SEC Right that was always the issue. Yeah, even when before when they never had this What was that thing called the BCS or BC? Whatever? Yes ball. Yeah, but before they even had that they always had this issue
Starting point is 00:57:56 It would be like an undefeated team and another undefeated team and then they just said well, we're also the champs Yeah, they happen to like I think it was Penn State it happened to but they were like 10 and 0 at the end of season they weren't given the consideration and it was like the Rose Bowl or anyways my point is the Rose Bowl used to be the Pac-10 played against the Big Ten in the Rose Bowl. That's what it was. Then they ruined it all and now they're paying the players but it's not organized. It's just not organized They'll figure that out though right now. It's the Wild West I think tomorrow to Wednesday night
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Starting point is 00:58:56 Drive fast, no gays. I was doing a promo on the shop show and I fucked up and went, drive fast, all gays. Oh wow. All gays. Then me and Kate's like, ooh is what? Ooh, is that a V12? That sounds like a great show. I think I drive fast all gays. They're just in there like, Hey,
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