The Golden Hour - Dunkin' One Off | The Golden Hour #15 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
Episode Date: February 14, 2023The guys compare outfits and talk celebrity tours, Erik's new Fisker purchase, M. Night Shyamalan movies, Leonardo DiCaprio's new 19 year old girlfriend, how often they use the sa...me towel before washing, Deepfake adult movies and much more! Blue Nile https://bluenile.com
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We're in a spaceship and we go to a planet made of acid.
Why would we do that?
That's a very Eric Griffin thing to think.
Just the water kills the aliens?
Yeah. And this planet is 80% water.
Why would you do that?
Whoever the science people are of those aliens? Fired.
Right, right.
Why would they kill themselves?
There's an alien in the lab coat. Uh-oh, guys, we need to turn back.
We're friends that laugh.
We're friends that shout.
Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about.
But that won't stop us.
Nothing can stop us.
Ooh, yeah.
It's like a show you used to love. Just rebrand it enough. I've been thinking about this man
I see all the clips
Sometimes I check out the fucking show
I look
I scrub through it, you know.
You dress too nice, dude.
You dress too nice for a fucking podcast.
What are you talking about right now?
I'm looking at both of you like, where's my dumb shirt?
You know what I mean?
You're wearing a dumb shirt.
I'll tell you this.
No, I'm not your fan.
I know I'm a fan.
Your shirt you're walking around with because you're just doing a podcast.
Your shirt.
You guys look like you're going to somebody's prom.
You know what I mean? you walking around with because he's just doing a podcast in a shirt. You guys look like you're going to somebody's prom. This is
what I'm wearing. I'm wearing
in insecurity because I see this fucking guy on
clips dressed like goddamn
who's the fucking guy? Jared Leto?
No, in Any Given Sunday.
The fucking football player. That's how he dresses.
Willie Beeman? Yeah, Willie Beeman.
He dresses like fucking Willie. Keep the ladies
creaming. Keep the ladies creaming.
And all the fellas say.
No, but it's like you guys are always wearing some shirt from like, so I Keep the ladies creaming. Keep the ladies creaming. That's hard. And I was about to say. Yeah.
Beaming.
No, but it's like you guys are always wearing some shirt from like, so I know Dior, right?
But you guys always have a shirt from something and you're like, oh yeah, this is such and such.
You know, he's got a store.
I love this guy.
This shirt's cool.
I had this jacket in my car.
I'm like, I can't just wear it.
I got to put it on because this motherfucker is going to come out like Willie Beeman. Oh, I'm sorry I in my car I'm like I can't just wear it I gotta put it on Cause this motherfucker's gonna come out like Willie Beeman
Oh I'm sorry I take my job serious
I'm sorry
If you took it serious you wouldn't interrupt
Ooh
Welcome to the golden hour
My name is Eric Griffin
This is Brendan Shaw
That's Chris D'Elia
Welcome to another
I mean I don't know If I'd watch a podcast
If everyone was just in sweats
I wore sweats on this podcast
And you guys clowned me
You
And it was back when
Fucking you and Theo
Clowned the shit out of me
Theo wears sweats all the time
Were you in a
You were in a matching though
From Kif
That's acceptable
No I don't think so
I don't know
You guys like to wear
A lot of like
Oh yeah
This guy sent me this
Yeah yeah yeah
That's you guys
Yeah Yeah More him Well I don't know Well I bought this a lot of like, oh yeah, this guy sent me this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
More him.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I bought this.
But dude,
the fucking,
I got the sky on my jacket.
So,
it's got the crown on it too.
Oh wow,
there's a part on the bottom there. How lit is that, dude?
I'm lit.
I realized something.
I'm lit, dude.
I'm actually lit.
You know how they say that?
Litty like a titty? But yeah, anyway, dude. I'm actually lit. You know how they say that? Litty like a titty?
But yeah, anyway, dude.
Is that like the ground on the top bottom?
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
It's like a park down there.
You got to go, oh, he's got the Skydance jacket.
You look below, you go, oh, shit, he's got the ground too?
They say he's grounded.
There should be like a sun here.
They never say I'm grounded.
This sun up here or a plane tattoo.
You know what?
I could add to it
just on my skin
whatever
so stupid
yeah dude
what's up man
I got back from
I was in New Orleans
man
you know
New Orleans
the only guy who
sells tickets in New Orleans
is Theo
right
because he's from
fucking
Theo and maybe
Mark Norman
because they're both
oh yeah he's from there
right
so and
and I go to New Orleans and it's been like my one of my toughest sales
you know i i've sold a lot of tickets but not you know your boy that's the one market that's
tough for you yeah that and last time i went to for like what was it uh fresno
new orleans is but normally known for being tough it is notoriously known for being tough. It is notoriously known for being tough. They've got a lot of stuff going on. Yeah, yeah.
But the show was fucking awesome, dude.
I was like, I don't know how this is going to go.
Because I shot my first special in New Orleans, and it was awesome.
Aggressive.
Comedy Central wanted to do it.
I was like, can I pick where it is?
They're like, no, you've got to be in New Orleans.
I was like, okay, my career's over.
Because they're going to be all like with fucking with the masks and shit.
Yeah, with Mardi Gras.
In the middle of the shit, you know, with the dick nose.
Beads.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tits.
Show me your tits.
And so, and then I went back and I was like, New Orleans is awesome.
I don't know what they're talking about.
I went back to do New Orleans.
I did two shows where I did my special and it was horrible.
Hurt your feelings.
I was like, oh, come on.
What the fuck?
I was like, well, I guess I lucked out
when I shot my special there.
And then this time I went
and it was awesome
and I was like,
oh, okay.
I mean, dude,
the show was so,
they were so,
you know what I think
the trick was in New Orleans?
Do a Sunday show.
If you do Friday or Saturday,
there's not as much going on.
Dude, I did it on Sunday.
It was fucking awesome.
Now, New Orleans,
the entire city's haunted.
We know this, yeah?
Man, well, so...
Haven't you ever seen True Blood?
You're a fan of True Blood.
Oh, does that take place in New Orleans?
Yeah.
New Orleans is...
You've been, yeah?
Yeah.
So, have you played it?
No.
So, New Orleans...
Have you played it?
Oh, yeah.
Where?
Twice.
Where?
House of Blues.
Oh, my God.
There's not a lot of venues.
That venue, and with that venue is already New Orleans.
Every venue, everywhere it is, you go into a House of Blues, it's already New Orleans.
And it's in New Orleans?
That's insane.
It's like the Matrix.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're in Inception.
You're two dreams deep.
So New Orleans is, I'm walking around there, and it's Sunday, and people are just, it's, I'm walking around there and like, it's Sunday and people are just,
it's just, it's actually hell.
Well, that's why the first 48 really only films out of there.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Dude, it's hell.
And every now and then you're walking and you're like, oh, well, that is the inside
of someone's anus.
It's either ass or a beignet.
Yeah, beignet and ass together.
Ooh, sign me up.
I had a beignet there.
Ooh, they're nice.
I had to stop.
I took one bite.
I go, I can't have any more.
I'll eat the whole thing.
Because you know.
Yeah.
But the thing about New Orleans is.
You pushed it to your mouth.
The dope thing to do there at night.
We're performing, so you can't do it.
But the dope thing to do at night is have the best haunted tours.
By far the best haunted tours.
Yeah, because a lot of idiots go to New Orleans.
You're wearing a comic book shirt.
Well, hold on a second.
But I don't think these people are real.
You don't think they are?
You don't?
I thought you did.
Yeah, so they would take you on a Spider-Man tour.
So this is where Spider-Man swung.
From New York, that'd be lit.
Oh, whoa.
Which guy?
The fucking guy. Which one? The guy from Uncharted or the one from? so this is where Spider-Man swung from New York that'd be lit oh whoa which guy the fucking
which one
the guy from
Uncharted
or the one from
it's like the people
that go on those
tours of
Star's homes
yeah
it's like
what
what is that by the way
why is that still a thing
they drive out
they drive by
yeah you're in a bus
and they're like
oh that's where
so and so lived
but do you think
they're just bullshitting
like yeah that's Brad Pitt.
Of course they're bullshitting.
It's not like Brad Pitt's going to come out.
I used to live.
Yeah.
There was Hulk Hogan.
One time I was driving and then I pulled up against this van.
It said, Stars Tours, you know?
And then I looked up and I was like, hello?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, everybody.
Okay, carry on.
Stop.
Please, please, keep going. Mr. Potato Head. Dude, call back Okay, carry on. Stop. Please, please, please keep going.
Mr. Potato Head.
Dude, call back from the other episode.
I'm not that mean, but.
I saw Jim Carrey one time, like, get on the.
Oh, of course.
That's so funny.
Getting on the.
Yeah, like, they were driving around.
He was there, and he just got on the bus.
It must have been years ago.
Oh, that freaked me out.
He's just like that.
I used to live in this community, like gated thing, and I lived in there.
And there were famous people that lived there, like very famous.
Can I say who?
And then me.
Yeah, it's okay.
Who was it?
Serena Williams, right?
Serena, Hilary Duff, and it used to be J-Lo's house and Gwen Stefani's house and shit.
And so whenever I drove out, there was always a fucking van out there,
and I'm like, oh, it's just me.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could do a straight up, if things ever went south with stand-up and podcasts,
I could make money doing a straight up serial killer tour in L.A.
I could go to all the sites.
Yeah.
Manson sites.
And it's Porsche.
Just one.
Just one person.
It's VIP.
It's VIP.
But he's like on the top of one of those double decker buses.
You know, and people come up and it's like, hi, everybody.
This is a brilliant shop.
Thanks for coming to the tour.
You know?
And everybody's just looking like, why is this big dude?
I was taking my friend's house.
This is Eric Griffin's apartment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can see there's a blueberry still on the stairs there.
Wow.
It's a callback to four episodes ago.
I just locked in my Fisker.
I can't wait to get it.
Oh, you got it.
You got a Fisker?
Yeah, I'm getting a Fisker.
The cards.
I had to lock in my final, like, what I want.
So I'm getting this.
I'm going for it.
Midlife crisis style. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Tell us what this is. So I'm getting this. I'm going for it. Midlife crisis style.
Oh, hell yeah, dude.
Tell us what this is.
You're coming around.
What is midlife crisis Eric Griffin style?
Well, it's a blue like this blue.
Oh.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Dude, when you honk the horn.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Oh, I should totally get that.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
That'd be so.
Like angry.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
But like it's blue and it was white interior.
Oh, filthy.
Okay?
And the rims have white trim, so it matches the white interior.
Oh, we got to see this.
Is it the SUV?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I thought you were getting the sports car.
Now I'm sad.
No, no, it's not.
Did not.
I'm like, dude, I'm not.
No, he would not get it.
Well, that's not midlife crisis.
That's why I said, what's midlife crisis?
Eric Griffiths.
Yeah, yeah.
It's still electric.
The white with the... Yeah. The white with the white islife crisis. That's why I said, what's midlife crisis? Eric Griffiths. Yeah. It's still electric.
The white with the white is a bit.
I thought, because if it was sports cars.
Oh, air shining.
That's the inside of that house.
Those are the rims right there, too.
Those are the rims, but the blue is more blue. Like the blue up there to that blue.
This can be dope, dude.
That's the blue with those other rims.
When's it come?
Wide interior.
I don't know.
Yeah. I guess. They take a hot second. Yeah be dope, dude. But that's the blue with those other rooms. When's it come? Wide interior. $230,000. I don't know. Yeah.
I guess.
They take a hot second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, if they're just locking this in right now, I'm like, all right.
Now they got to build them, you know.
We'll see.
Oh, I've gotten on that road where I'll get allocated a car.
I'm like, oh, that'd be dope.
And I have to put a down payment, like a small down payment, so it reserves it.
Yeah.
I spec it out.
I mean, with these cars, years go by.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah years and they'll be
like hey the car's coming literally i just got one last night the car's coming march 27 i'm like oh
shit i don't need that thing oh that's funny what is it it's a lamborghini urus you're getting it
yes i already have one but this is the newer one the s one and i specced it out so it'd make the
most money when I flip it.
It's dicey because you're rolling the dice. Hopefully that thing
sells right away. Otherwise, you're
chilling with the same car.
You got to fucking get this guy.
My car guy died.
I think about him all the time.
What are you going to do? I've been meaning to
ask you this, but I don't want to bring it up because I know it makes you sad.
The guy just fucking croaked.
One of our friends, by the way. It's very
sad. Yeah, nothing worse.
I was wondering why he wasn't getting back to me. I was like, bro!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, man, if you're going to act
like this...
It just goes to show you, you never know
what's going on with people. Never know, bro. Never know.
So what are you going to do with the car now?
I got a new car guy
that used to be business partners with Greg.
I need to talk to that guy. Yeah, can you hit me up? Yeah, I got you guys. guy that used to be business partners with Greg I need to talk to that guy
yeah can you
yeah can you
yeah yeah yeah
I got you guys
I'm stressed out
I don't want all my Jags
I'm like
whoa whoa
I don't need seven Ferraris
we gotta do something
am I right
yeah I mean no
no you're not right
I don't have seven Ferraris
you might
but
no I don't want that
no I know
because you're trying
to make money off of them
it's not like
it's a business
yeah right right
yeah it's not smart wow wow getting. Yeah, right, right.
Yeah, it's not smart now.
Wow, wow, okay.
Greg was like, cool, order all those cars.
See ya.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
At least you can joke about it now.
Yeah, yeah, and not cry.
Nick's face is, he's Nick's all.
I think about him all the time, dude.
Well, I cried yesterday.
Really?
Yeah, because I had to deal with this car stuff.
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There was a guy that emailed Chris, and he wanted to drop you –
I just saw it yesterday, but he wanted to drop off a king cake,
and he sent a picture of what he was going to send.
He said it's a New Orleans delicacy.
It looks like Eric's Blue Bear.
That looks terrible.
What is it, like a cheesy croissant that's gone bad?
My butthole looks like that sometimes.
Actually, that would be amazing.
What the fuck is it?
Exactly.
He said, I know it's weird to accept food from people.
Yeah.
And he spelled except E-X-C-E-P-T.
Unbelievable.
Wow.
Except people.
But I am a chef, so it makes it a little less weird.
LOL, I understand if not. But he needs to buy one while he's in New Orleans.
He was so drunk when he wrote that.
There's no punctuation.
Can you get those in Naples?
Because I'm there next Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
He saw me pull up my thing.
He pulled up my thing.
I'm going to get one of those in Naples next Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Naples, call me off the hook.
And then one night in Bakersfield, one night in Brea.
I'm upset.
Oh, I'm doing Fight Command with Rogan Saturday for UFC 284 with the original crew.
Brian Callen, Eddie Bravo, Joe Rogan.
In Austin?
In Austin.
Cool.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be at the Bell House.
Guys, tomorrow.
It's just one night in New York, Brooklyn.
I know it's cold, but just one night.
Come see me. I am hilarious. You're flying one night and then one night back? No, no, no. I'm going to New York, Brooklyn. I know it's cold, but just one night. Come see me. I am hilarious.
You're flying one night and then one night back?
No, no, no. I'm going to New York. I'm going to be
at the Bell House.
I might do some sets in the city Saturday
and then I'm going to Vegas for the Super
Bowl on Sunday. Oh, damn.
Fisker Super Bowl?
How much are we paying?
Bell House, not enough.
Bell House.
Bell House, tomorrow. Get your House. Bell House, tomorrow.
Get your tickets.
EricGriffin.com.
Guys, yeah, I'm going to be in New York, too, February 18th.
And, you know, the first show, gone.
Second show at the Beacon Theater, February 18th.
And Chicago sold out.
Kansas City, Missouri.
Springfield, Missouri. It sold out. Tul City, Missouri. Springfield, Missouri.
Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Springfield's great. Midland, Texas.
Austin. Oh, I'll be in Austin March 25th.
First one sold out.
Second one is good. Mody Theater.
And Minneapolis, dude. Hell yeah, dude.
Milwaukee too. Tomorrow,
Bell House. No.
It's not sold out.
Hey, bring your kid to Springfield.
That Bass Pro Fishing, it's a giant aquarium.
Like better than Long Beach, better than SeaWorld.
There's so much for them to do.
Really?
There's toy stores there, restaurants.
I wonder if we can get away with that because Kristen is pregnant.
Oh, no.
I emailed Calvin.
Got his schedule.
He said he's open.
Oh, no.
Calvin could come, yeah.
But maybe I could just bring him because I don't know when she could fly until.
Because you know he answers his own email.
No, it was him.
Yeah, he was flying back.
He was like, I'll look into it, man.
I'm kind of busy.
But he's just like this?
No, I'm telling you.
I wish my kids were there.
I was sad my kids weren't there.
Oh, really?
Me and my brother were walking through.
I was like, this place for kids is nuts.
Is this guy a permanent host now?
He was actually the one.
I didn't put the names together.
I just found it from a different email.
He was the one that sent the cake.
Oh, okay, cool.
Did he come to the show?
Yeah, he had a nice message just in the beginning.
Let's listen.
His debate club is Airbnb Hotel, which I feel like we've done 50 times.
Oh, and real quick.
Oh, no, but I've changed my stance on that.
Really?
Hot take.
Remember the dude that he said that they beat up a dude?
It was like him and his friends.
Oh, yeah, it was like all that long story that was pretty good.
Yeah.
He was at my show in San Diego this past weekend.
Everybody stay safe?
I remember.
Did everybody stay safe?
Did he beat anybody up?
Where were you in San Diego?
He was with his sister, too.
Where were you in San Diego?
This place called the Grand Comedy Club.
Great little club, man.
In Escondido.
You've done Springfield?
The Blue Room?
Yes.
I loved it. Yeah, it the blue room yes i loved it yes
great absolutely fucking love the city i love the city that hotel's dope yeah the guy who runs it
really chris tell me about hotel great hotel there it's the only one in town okay yeah well
my guy i'll fuck it up though he'll be like we're 20 minutes out of the city and you know
we this was the good one and there's nothing around it that's that to me you
know what just before we get into this when somebody asks you ask another comic and you say
like hey how's uh like you say how's blue room we don't care about the show the show's gonna be the
show yeah sure i'm asking you yeah exactly what we want to talk about hey what's near the hotel
right right right is there a movie theater right yeah you know it's like what's what's going on is there a good restaurant because it's like yeah we're we're in this town
we're working for an hour unless the venues unless the venues poorly ran if you're like man
yeah of course of course yeah but even then this show got to that we went to daytona we were in
daytona and we showed up on a resort and i was and't know about you. You might like that shit.
But I'm like, I'm stuck, dude.
Am I retired?
Did we just retire?
Yeah, I hate that.
Is this where we...
I was like, where are we going to get coffee?
He's like, I was like, I'm going to leave after the show.
We're going to drive.
And so we did.
I'm not staying at this fucking resort.
No, that would make me feel like I'm on tour.
Yeah.
Sounds good to me.
I know.
I know you love it.
That'd make me feel like...
Resort?
You'd be taking advantage of that shit. Is there a spa? Yeah. That's why I'm doing know. I know you love it. That made me feel like you'd be taking advantage
of that shit.
Is there a spa?
Yeah.
That's why I'm doing it.
I would tell my manager,
am I Steve Martin?
I know.
I know.
My favorite is like
when you ever do like
House of Comedy in Minnesota
because you're staying
at the mall.
So depressing.
Yeah, I've done it.
So depressing.
Wait, I've done that.
There's a spa and that thing
and you're just walking
around the mall.
That mall's insane, dude.
It has seven floors
and every floor
is the exact same.
Yeah.
I haven't done it
because Rachel would want to go
because her dream
was to live in a mall.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
Dream to hire a girl.
Yeah, she just wants to live in a mall.
She could do it.
There's that hotel there.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
She just lives right in a mall
and then she just wants
to be able to walk
and, you know,
smell Cinnabon.
I was a doorman there
for two weeks in 2013.
Really?
A doorman at the hotel
in the mall
no at
House of Comedy
oh really
I saw Sebastian
and Jay Larson
I was only there
for two weeks
and you got fired
no I quit
and then I worked
at Acme
it was just
it was better
those two comics
are great comics
to see
the first two weeks
fuck yeah
Sebastian has a wild
gulf he's doing
House of Comedy
yeah
2013 yeah Jesus Christ yeah he's doing Jay of comics. Yeah, this is like 2013.
Yeah, wild go, yeah.
Jesus Christ, yeah, he's doing wild go.
Jay Larson, how funny is Jay Larson, dude?
Oh, fucking, all right.
Did this guy have something to say?
Yes.
Pretty good.
I particularly want to listen to it if it is nice to me.
It is nice to Chris.
Okay.
Chris, Eric, it's Rob here. Chris, Eric.
It's Rob here.
Chris, I went and saw you on Sunday night.
I just want to say I almost didn't go.
I had a death in the family. Oh, no.
I'm so glad I went because it was literally like the funniest.
I was crying the entire time.
So glad I went.
So thank you for that.
But I have a question.
Thank you.
So if you go visit friends from out of town,
do you stay in an Airbnb in a hotel
or do you stay with them?
Oh, never stay with them.
You know, at their house.
Yeah.
I think...
Never.
But first of all, thank you.
I'm so sorry to hear about the
death in your family, but I'm glad you came
and I'm glad you had a good time.
I was just talking about how fun that show was.
It's cool he was there. I wish I met you, bro.
I don't, well, yeah.
I don't want to stay with the person.
No, it's uncomfortable. I also don't want to
stay in an Airbnb, though. I'm not an Airbnb guy.
Me either. Thank you. I'm a hotel guy. This is me. Can you set up seven towels, please's uncomfortable. I also don't want to stay in an Airbnb, though. I'm not an Airbnb guy. Me either. Thank you. I'm a hotel guy.
This is me.
Can you set up seven towels, please?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And I'm on that train now.
But you weren't on that train.
So tell us what changed.
Yeah, what?
I know.
I know.
So what's up?
This year, Mr. Hotel.
Because I used to get PTSD from the hotels because in fighting, it was so stressful.
Okay.
So I started doing Airbnbs.
Those Airbnbs are full of shit. I gave post dope pictures and but oh, yeah
They're cleaning fees all crazy and then the hope the bed sheets would suck the pellets. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'm all this but how long did they get to figure this out? We've been telling you this you go one time years in Airbnbs for five years. So every time you go, you're like, ah.
No, it's hit or miss is the problem.
We're a hotel.
It's hit every time.
It's pretty hit.
It's pretty hit.
If you look at the star rating, it's hit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hello?
Yeah, bro.
I know.
I'm on it now.
I thought you were crazy.
You know what?
I got to be honest.
I'm angry with you.
It took you five years.
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah.
Well, you do too, but I travel with a big crew. Yeah.
So the hotel was so expensive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was saving on Airbnb.
Cut your crew, man.
Well, shout out to David Lucas.
He's been with me for over two years now.
He's headlined on his own.
Oh, cool.
He gave me up today.
He was like, hey, man, I can't make Naples.
I was like, that's the third week I'm going to make.
He's like, because I sold out San Jose last week one night.
He did?
Yeah, he's been doing one nights and selling them out.
He's like, dude, let me know what I can do.
I'm like, hold up, don't apologize.
This is how it should work, bro.
That's great.
Like, go.
Your thick ass just flew out of the nest.
Yeah, yeah.
Go make money.
Give me 10%.
Oh, that's so cool.
That's so cool.
Linochi's starting to do his own shit, too.
I fucking love that.
That's the goal, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But it's tough.
It's bittersweet, dude, because you like doing the road with oh we had so much fun man i'm bummed out bummed out
yeah well you know because first it was chapelle and then chapelle moved on headline now david
lugas he moved on headlining so the um but getting back to this you know what it's weird because
no matter how big or fancy the person's house is, it's weird.
It's just uncomfortable.
It's someone else's house.
Because here's the thing.
You're at somebody's house, and let's say they got a really nice house.
And so this room you're in, you're like, this is nice.
But the issue is once you leave that room, you're in someone's house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so you're like, where do you go?
You don't know where to go.
I'm a hotel guy. I want a hotel yeah with a nice restaurant in this bitch yeah i mean
i'm i want to be able to call room service i want to go down there's gotta be coffee yeah you know
and not just some bullshit coffee i need to know that there's like coffee coffee yes you know what
i mean in the lobby or it's like getting me excited or a nice walk you know that's why i love austin
austin's great yeah stay down there by I-16.
There's so much to walk around. The Westin or any one of those.
The Riverwalk, all that shit.
Give me that, man.
I just, ugh, staying at somebody's house.
I don't even like staying at family's house,
and I don't like people staying.
I don't necessarily like people.
Rachel hates when people want to stay with us.
I don't mind that.
It gets you out of your routine.
She's got big families.
Her cousins are always coming into town.
Oh, no, no, no. Hey, can we stay with you guys? Only a selective few can stay. I don't mind that. It gets you out of your routine. She's got a big family, so her cousins are always coming into town. Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, can we stay with you guys?
Only a select few can stay.
I don't mind that.
I like it, actually.
But I don't want to stay with someone else's.
Yeah, it's just uncomfortable.
Yeah.
It's kind of nice when they stay with you, no?
Yeah, I like it.
People stay up late with you.
My wife goes to bed early sometimes,
and I'm like, okay.
I've got to watch The Last of Us on my own.
I start crying.
You just need a... That last episode was... I'm like, okay. I watch The Last of Us on my own and start crying. You just need a...
That last episode was...
I didn't see it.
I only saw the pilot was doing it for the joke.
Oh, wow.
You're a fucking monster.
You're a fraud.
Why am I a fraud?
It was a joke, dude.
That's not this guy.
Okay, you're a fraud.
I've seen the first episode.
I watched it without my wife
because she went to bed early.
You didn't see the gay episode? Is that going to to bed early. You didn't see the gay episode?
Is that going to come to this? I didn't see the gay episode, but I love
that dude. Oh, shit.
Chrisley.com.
The last episode. It was great.
No, not the gay one.
The one after. Yeah, that was good too. It was alright.
Well, I mean, it's going to be like.
It's going to be like that.
Didn't you ever watch Walking Dead?
Yeah.
Is that extra spring? It's gonna be like that. Yeah. Didn't you ever watch Walking Dead? Yeah. Huh?
Oh, the groundhog.
Is that extra spring?
Oh, shit.
He's telling you guys to be quiet instead.
It's a silent hog?
Yeah.
It's a shh hog?
Um.
Do you want to know the ending of fucking...
The last one?
Any M. Night Shyamalan movie?
Because you haven't seen that either?
Dude, I'm going to go see that cabin in the woods.
Knock at the cabins or whatever.
I'm going to go see that shit.
I jumped off his train a long time ago.
It has to be bad.
I know.
Here's the thing about.
It has to be bad.
You know why it has to be bad?
I know.
I know.
You know why it has to be bad?
Because it's like, okay, so a gay couple is in the woods.
I'm out.
With their adopted. Is that what it's about? I don't even know what it's about, honestly. I saw is in the woods. I'm out. With their adopted.
Is that what it's about?
I don't even know what it's about, honestly.
I saw it from the trailer.
I was like, I can't do it.
So here's what's cool about M. Night Shyamalan movies are either very good or very, very bad.
There's no middle ground.
But here's the deal, though.
They're always worth watching to me.
I don't think so.
Okay.
He's got three good movies, and we're done.
Okay?
Well, Sixth Sense, Unbreakable.
And The Village.
Yeah, I forget.
I have to watch that again.
Oh, no, he has more than that, though.
Sixth Sense,
he has some other big bangers.
Well, he has a bunch of movies.
He has a bunch of movies.
No, I know, but...
He also made Airbender.
I turned that on the other day,
and I was like, okay, I can't watch this.
He also made, like,
The Water One.
That ridiculous one.
That's the only one I didn't see.
Oh, would they get old when they stay near the water?
I don't know.
Oh, that's another terrible one.
That's old.
That was so bad.
Old, right?
Yeah, that was very bad.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that was so bad.
Old, yeah.
They get trapped in a certain part of the beach, and they just get really old.
Really bad, really bad.
But it's always like, the thing about his, you're waiting for the twist.
That's such a.
Oh, Split was lit.
Split was lit.
Split was awesome.
Split was lit.
No, Split was great.
I heard Glass sucked.
That's the fourth one.
Oh, Devil's fucking great.
Devil's not good.
Did the elevator?
I think he just produced that, by the way.
It's not.
Devil's not good.
The Visit sucked.
Oh, you know what's good is that Servant show.
I love Servant.
But I heard the new season is not so great but
i didn't see it yet yeah because she's like i know weird i know she's not weird here's the thing
about doing the visits bad um here's the thing about signs people loved but here's the sense
but here's the thing about signs doing i know i agree so here's the thing about those movies
though once you make a movie with a twist. Once you make a movie with a twist ending, great.
You make another movie with a twist ending, then you're a twist ending guy.
You're a twist guy.
And then everyone's waiting for the fucking third one.
Oh, what's the twist?
It's a fucking bullshit thing.
No, but sometimes it's not even, that's not even, like, signs?
Mm-hmm.
Why would, this is what science is.
We're in a spaceship.
Yeah.
And we go to a planet made of acid.
Why would we do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a very Eric planet made of acid. Why would we do that?
That's a very Eric Griffin thing to think.
Why would we do that?
If water kills them out.
Don't hit the fucking table.
Yes, dude.
If water kills these things.
Krista.com.
What?
Just the water kills aliens?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And this planet is 80% water.
Yeah.
Why would you do that? You wouldn't do that. Whoever the science people are of those aliens, fired. Right is 80% water. Yeah, yeah. Why would you do that?
You wouldn't do that.
Whoever the science people are, those aliens, fired.
Right, right.
Yeah, why would they kill some sort of suit?
There's an alien in the lab coat.
Uh-oh, guys, we need to turn back.
Yeah.
Dude, you know it's the same thing.
I made a big mistake.
Look.
As you're getting closer.
Oh, no.
It's the same thing of Independence Day.
Same thing of Independence Day. How did they die?
I forget.
No, in Independence Day,
there should have been a meeting with the aliens,
and it's like the IT guys.
And the guys should have been like,
hey, so there's no antivirus.
No, they're still Indian.
The alien IT guys are still Indian aliens.
It's like there's no...
They're Indians, but aliens?
We're so sorry.
I don't understand. So there was no antivirus
like this advanced alien race
they just can upload a virus
it's like come on
you got fucking
that's the kind of shit I can't stand
it's gotta make sense
did the aliens put that balloon over Montana
they took it down yeah
it was fucking king of the Sting stuff.
He said it made him sad.
It makes me sad.
I can see the fucking past.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
All right.
I can feel it looking at me, and I have to be sad because he betrayed us.
Oh, that's going to be on the blogs.
He asked me to come in so he could leave, and we realized that now.
This was his whole plan.
All right.
They could be brothers.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
That was a sitcom.
All right.
What's up with this dude?
What's up, Chris?
What's up, Brandon?
What's up, Eric?
Nice.
Production gang was good.
I'm out here in the Porsche.
I'm drinking the prerequisite to the four shots over ice.
I got the ice Americano.
Okay.
Okay, good, good.
I like that.
I got a debate club for you guys.
I just came across this video.
Stephen A. Smith, Jay Williams, they got in a heated debate.
Did you see this?
Yeah, it was heated.
I don't know who's in the right because it's a difficult topic.
They're talking about Kyrie.
Kyrie's the guy.
They wanted him in L.A.
He said he's going to Texas.
So who do you think's in the right, dude?
Is Stephen A being kind of a jackbutt?
Or is Jay Williams just being a little bit soft?
He's a jackbutt like we're on ABC.
Let me know, guys.
So what were they upset about?
You'll see it.
So before you play it, I heard there's animosity between them before,
and so you can tell it's personal.
Well, they always fight.
They're always fighting.
It gets real personal.
I watch this every day.
This one gets bad.
Yeah, it was bad.
It wasn't a good one.
I know Stephen A. Smith.
Who's the other guy?
Jay Williams.
Oh, I know him, yeah.
He played at Duke.
He was the first.
Was he the number one pick?
He got into a terrible car accident.
Horrible motorcycle accident, actually.
How many times have I mentioned Kyrie Irving?
Should I start from the beginning?
It's two minutes.
No.
Daily News?
No, but.
That's not going to happen.
We put a different kind of onus on our athletes than we do,
and you may mention that on your podcast.
I don't deny that.
Wait, so first off, I'm not the one.
I don't deny that.
I'm being sensitive.
I don't deny that.
But you're the one that seemed very emotional.
Oh, my God.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Jay. Come on, man. Go ahead, Jay. Come on, man.
Go ahead, Jay. Come on, man. Go ahead, Jay.
I'm not sitting up here on national TV absolving Kyrie
Irving of every decision.
I'm not going back and recounting every decision.
I'm just saying how it's interesting to me.
It just carries such a bigger momentum.
In particular with you.
More so than anybody else.
Jay, you know what?
What I would ask you is do me a favor.
Stop telling us what you find interesting
and just tell us what you feel.
No, my job is to be interesting.
You say, I find it interesting.
You always say that.
Say what you're saying.
What are you saying?
What did I just say?
What are you saying?
What am I saying?
I just said what I'm saying, Stephen A.
Which is?
And I'm not allowed to say what I find interesting?
Of course you are.
But once again, you lay the hand on the person.
I invite you on the show to say what's interesting.
He thinks you're too preoccupied with Kyrie.
Kyrie?
Yes.
One million percent.
You of all people with all the interest you have got the nerve to sit here in national television
and tell me I'm getting personal with a player?
I don't lose no sleep.
I didn't say you lose sleep.
I don't lose any sleep over Kyrie Irving.
I didn't say you lose sleep.
I'm passionate about the subjects I'm passionate about.
I don't accuse you
of getting personal when you take the position. You have accused
me of getting personal. Oh my God. You have,
Stephen A. Can I go on the court? I'm going to leave it.
Can I go on the court real quick? Because I'd like to.
Because when we started off... We both got a lot to say.
You do? Yeah. You do?
Just say it, Jay. I'm not in here
for that. I'm not in here for that. Just say it, Jay.
I'm on your show. Okay.
Alright. Okay. We're all colleagues.
We're all teammates. When we started off...
What the fuck are they mad at?
What are they talking about?
First of all, this is out of
context. If you don't watch it, what you wouldn't know.
Is that that nine-foot-tall woman? No.
No.
She used to be married to Jalen Rose.
You know who I'm talking about? Yes.
No, my...
My issue with this is I have actually an issue with how Jay Williams is acting.
Okay, well, tell me.
From an outsider, Stephen A. guy looks like he's wrong.
From an outsider, it looks like he's being too much.
That's what I'm saying.
Wait, wait. That's what I'm saying. Wait, wait.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
It's out of context.
It's like,
I can relate to him.
Who?
Stephen A.
Because if we're talking
and you're being passionate
and you talk like this all the time
and then you know I am like this,
then it's like,
fuck you if you're going to be like,
why are you getting all...
Is that what happened?
Yeah.
Because it's like,
for him to say that to him
is like ridiculous.
He's like, why are you getting all personal?
He's like this all the time.
He's animated.
It's a sports entertainment show.
He's the most entertaining.
He's the most entertaining.
He's being entertaining.
So when he's talking about Kyrie Irving, I agree with Stephen A. Smith.
I think he's been very fair with him.
Kyrie Irving is the one that just had the anti-Semitic thing happen.
Oh, right.
That was him.
He didn't want to get vaccinated. He thought the earth was flat? Was that that guy? Irving is the one that, like, he just had the anti-Semitic thing happen. Oh, right. That was him. Okay.
He didn't want to get vaccinated.
Right.
Right.
He thought the earth was flat.
Was that that guy? Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So he has a litany of things where he looks ridiculous.
Right.
And so Stephen A's talking about that because the guy's getting $40 million a year.
He's like, yo, man.
And he's missed 30% of the games in Brooklyn.
And he gets paid the max, too.
Okay.
Oh, because of the –
So they're talking about like now he has to go trade.
And Jay Williams is trying to like – as an ex-player,
I think he's trying to take – be the advocate for Kyrie Irving.
And to me it's just like, no, that's not the way to do it.
I find the way they're talking about it with each other,
the tone that Jay Williams is taking is like – he is gaslighting him. And then it went personal.
Then it went personal.
He's like, you don't have inside interest?
He's like, me? Out of all people?
He's like, you want me to do this? I'm like, do it.
But do it.
I don't think you'll see him.
He may not be on the show again.
He's going to be working at Rick Brunson's House of Comedy.
He's going to be on the Double Decker tour bus.
And this is Stephen A. Smith's house.
No, he'll be fine because he does a lot of shows.
Or he might invite him back because it made fucking...
No, Stephen A. Smith don't fuck around.
But just so you know, Kyrie Irving,
even though the anti-Semitic shit, the vaccine stuff,
which I don't think should have been penalized for,
or got the smoke for, the other stuff.
He's Republican, but yeah.
He's far right, but yeah. Yeah, but truth's coming out for. That's because he's Republican. But yeah. He's far right.
But yeah. Truth's coming out now,
right? My heart's good.
EQ. I survived. I had three times. Anyways, but he
Kyrie Irving's
ridiculously good
at basketball. Like top five. It's the only reason
why people put up with this. Oh, if he was
1% worse
at basketball, he's out.
He's so good.
That was bad TV to me.
Why?
That was bad TV.
Oh, we're talking about it.
When will we ever talk about
first take on him?
I understand, but still,
it was bad TV.
It's not a good look.
And then for them to come back,
if he brings them back on again,
they're going to have to
somehow address.
Make it right.
Make it right.
So what was the thing
that made the other guy upset?
Because they're always talking about, when Stephen A. Smith talks about Kyrie Irving,
he's very much like, just, you know.
He goes at him.
Yeah.
But he also praises him, too.
He's like, he's a talent.
He should make $50 million a year, but I wouldn't give him a long contract because he's not
reliable, which is true.
Which is fine.
How he talks about him, I believe, is true, but he is hard on him.
Here's my problem.
And the other guy is always trying to defend him.
Think about the anti-Semitic thing.
Jay Williams' point was like, we're getting on Kyrie Irving for tweeting that,
but we don't get on Jeff Bezos for not taking the video off Amazon.
Yeah, well, that's good.
Jeff Bezos doesn't play sports.
No, no, no.
But that's fair, though.
No, but the other side of that is like, you know.
No, I think that's right.
No, no, I totally get that.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
What I'm saying is no one cares because if you, you know, you're writing the checks.
Like Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, right, right, right.
He's like, yeah, I'm not going to take that down.
What are we going to be like?
We're going to cancel Amazon?
Cancel shit.
My only thing with Stephen A. Smith in first take is they give these hot takes
and they go at Kyrie.
To be honest, Stephen A. Smith, they shit all over Kyrie forever, right?
And then Dana White slaps his wife and they get on there and defend him.
They did?
Stephen A. Smith goes, well, I know Dana personally and he's a good guy.
It's like, where was this energy with the basketball players that fuck up?
We want to kick them off the island.
That's kind of weird.
But because there's an interest.
That's a stretch, man.
I disagree.
I feel like he's very fair to Kyrie Irving.
He praises him all the time.
As a matter of fact, he was very much on his side about all these stipulations
he had to do after this video thing.
He thought it was unfair.
Yeah, that was ridiculous.
I mean, he said it. I thought that was unfair. Yeah, that was ridiculous. I mean, he said it.
I thought that was unfair.
They shouldn't have done that.
He's praising him now.
He was like, you know, he made a good – he's been playing well.
I mean, I don't agree with that, how you're presenting that.
Oh, I think C.J. Smith goes hard on the paint on some guys.
Yeah, of course.
Of course, a lot of people do.
But what I'm saying is, like, again, Dana White in this situation
is like Jeff Bezos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people do. But what I'm saying is, again, Dana White in this situation is like Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, he's not.
In the sense that he's the boss of his company.
He's not, though.
What do you mean?
Because they're shareholders?
Ari Emanuel's the boss of it.
Ari Emanuel owns the UFC.
Dana is the face of it.
Then he's the one that you should be getting on.
Ari Emanuel?
See, this is exactly my point.
No, but two wrongs don't make a right.
No, no, no.
I'm saying get on that guy because he's not punishing Dana White.
I don't know.
That's not a political show.
It's a sports show.
Dana White is involved in sports.
Ari Emanuel's not.
No, no, no.
One's a businessman.
One is the face of the sport.
Right.
No, the point is this.
If they're getting on Dana White and they're wondering why he hasn't been punished, the
person that should be punishing him is the owner of the company yeah so then you
just talk about the owner of the company you don't talk about the individual no no i'm not
in the same way that they talked about kairi irving who tweeted out an anti-semitic movie
they got on him about that yeah and now the other guy is saying well how come we didn't get on jeff
yes and the reason why they didn't get on je Jeff Bezos is because no one can hold him accountable.
That's the thing.
Cancel culture only comes for you if they think that something can happen about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They know.
That's why they kind of like they stop coming for people after a while.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is this is why like the thing with Dana White, he handled it the way.
He's like, yeah, well, it's basically like it's very arrogant.
It's like, look, I'm the boss.
Yeah.
I don't think it's going to do any good.. It's like, look, I'm the boss. Yeah.
I don't think it's going to do any good.
But what I'm saying is get on him all you want. But if you're saying he's not in charge, whoever's in charge, they made that choice that, ah, you're good.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're good.
Don't worry.
Right.
In the same way that Bezos probably didn't.
He heard.
Somebody probably came to him.
Hey, there's this movie we have on.
He was like, ah.
Oh, dude, he was in outer space.
Yeah, he probably didn't know.
He's just like this.
He don't care.
It's okay.
Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, so, but I'm right.
And nobody's going to be like,
you know, what are you going to do?
So that's what I'm saying about that
is like, you know.
Well, yeah, it's like Bill Gates
when they're like,
that reporter goes,
hey, you went to Jeff Epstein's island 38 times?
He goes, yeah.
Do you have anything to say about it?
He goes, I don't know what to say about it.
Is that real?
Yeah, that's real.
He's like, I'm Bill Gates.
Like, yeah, I was there.
Fuck it.
What do you want me to do?
What are you going to do?
I'm a billionaire.
What are you going to do, bitch?
And then everyone's like, okay, next question.
He's like, yeah, next.
Bill Gates, next question.
Dude, imagine if he did that.
You enjoy Microsoft?
Well, you're hearing, though, that he's like whatever.
Why wouldn't he be like freaky deaky?
You know what I mean?
Bill Gates, look at him.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, they said his parties when he first made money,
because you know he's a nerd growing up. Yeah. His parties, epic. We just what I'm saying. Oh, they said his parties when he first made money. Because, you know, he's a nerd growing up.
So, we got chicks.
His parties, epic.
We just walk around this mansion butt naked.
Bunch of nerds like.
Oh, wow, dude.
Well, I mean, I'm just saying, like, again.
You know, if we're saying that everyone that went to the Epstein Island had to know.
Is that the contention they were saying that we're going?
No, that's ridiculous.
Some people go and they don't know.
Some people just go and they're like, oh.
Yeah, sure.
Dude, the people who tag along, they're like, what?
They bring normal people, too, that aren't the fucking bloodsuckers.
You don't think?
Yeah, the normal people are called the hoes.
You didn't just show up to Epstein's Island with your boy because you wanted to check it out?
Really?
I don't know.
What the fuck do I know? I don't know. What the fuck do I know?
I don't know.
You think you just bring your buddy from high school who's going to hang out with Bill Clinton?
Oh, you're saying, yeah, because it's too high profile.
Yeah, bro.
I see what you're saying.
I see.
But then because it's high profile, that's why I guess people would go.
Right.
I don't know.
It's an island.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
So you think it was basically like, you're saying it's basically like the fucking Eyes Wide Shut.
You get invited.
With the dick noses.
And you know you're there and no Tom Cruise is sneaking in.
100%.
All right, all right.
And that's why they killed him.
Yeah, correct.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because if you logically think about it, you just go like, so you went 30 times.
It's one thing to go once and you're like, I didn't know what was going on.
Right, 30 times.
Well, of course. I'll give you twice. Right, 30 times. Well, of course, yeah.
I'll give you twice.
Like, yeah, that first time was crazy.
Yeah, it can't be like the second time.
No, the second time is when you were like, ooh, something might be going on here.
I'm not going again.
30.
He's like, I'll tell you what, man.
I went 37 times.
It was cool.
That 38, I saw it now.
It makes me feel icky now.
I'm just like, okay.
Yeah, sorry, Bill.
But he's just doing business as usual.
Xboxes are coming out and shit.
Oh, yeah.
You went there 38 times.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fun.
Next question.
Wow.
I used to have a joke about this.
That's like when Tiger Woods stuff happened.
I used to think that he should have just had a press conference and been like yeah so I'm the
you know richest golfer
in the world
I revolutionized
the game of golf I'm married to a beautiful
supermodel and that's
entirely not enough pussy
for me questions
questions you know what I mean pussy for me questions questions
you know what I mean
just be real
yeah
he should have done that
he should have just been
questions you know
then people would have been like
uh
okay
are there any other dumbasses
in the room
you think I just drive
one Bentley
yeah
next question
because it's just like
it was just so like
it just you know
I mean
you know the story
with Tiger Woods right
when you're a nerd like that and then all of a sudden you're I mean. You know the story with Tiger Woods, right? When you're a nerd like that, and then all of a sudden you're, you know what I mean?
You know the story with Tiger Woods is he was flying the straight, like, he was flying
straight for a while, even at the height of his fame, and then he got in with Michael
Jordan Charles Barkley in Vegas.
He's going to Vegas all the time.
They're like, young man, come here.
Dude, Tiger Woods.
And they said it got weird.
If Tiger Woods was like, yeah, yeah. So what do you think about it?
So what do you think about it?
So you know like you guys when you guys, you know how like you masturbate to women online and all that stuff and you'll see a hot girl.
It's like, yeah, I fucked them.
Next question.
Next question.
About golf?
You want to talk golf?
I'm just saying, so it's like when you think about, like, okay, whatever our minds think that, like, what would you do if you were on the top five richest person in the world?
Okay?
Like, you're Jeff Bezos.
You know, he's like, he's got the best trainers now.
He's going to space.
And still has a crooked eye.
I'm just saying the dude is like, you think to yourself, it's like, damn, power corrupts.
What's he doing?
He got divorced.
Bill Gates got divorced.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, they did.
If the richest man in the world can't keep a chick happy.
Well, he can.
Yeah, you can by divorcing and taking it out.
But he wants to keep 30 of them happy.
Yeah, I don't know how he does that.
I guess even with rich, you can't.
Or Bill Gates.
No, Jeff Bezos because he did it with his girl, right?
At the time, he's not a handsome dude, so they're struggling.
And then one morning, they're like, you're worth $6 billion.
Well, the guy was like, yeah, I need a divorce.
That's what happened.
He was like, oh, get out.
And she was like, you know, I'm going to take $30 billion.
He's like, I don't give a fuck.
Go ahead. How much money do you have when you're still in the top 10 richest person
after you give somebody half of your money?
And she became the richest female ever after they got divorced the thing is like what does it matter to him at that point
that's what i don't get him never spend all that i know that's what i don't get it doesn't even
matter right he has so much money he goes she's like you give me half okay yeah he just went
okay you go he went do you take cash out yeah yeah it's different now because they keep going
after leo now
they get every day well because he got a new girl really you see every day a new girl she's 19
really yeah wow wait oh so no i don't know about this i only know about whatever the fuck yeah
it's funny because online they're like can you believe leo would do this and all the dudes do
you see the girl like yeah yeah oh she hot yeah how is she hot? Yeah. But how old is Leo?
How old is – yeah.
No, no.
No, she looks like Lizzo.
Hey, how old is Leo, Nick?
He's 45.
50, I think.
No, he's not 50.
He's about to be.
Hold on. You guys are sitting and telling me a 50-year-old loves an attractive young girl?
This is insane.
Oh, he's that old?
Yeah, man.
Leo's –
Oh, I thought he was like my age.
Dude, he's been going for a while now, if you think about it.
Since Basketball Diaries?
Here's the weird thing, though.
I don't think it's his girlfriend.
No, it's his girl.
God damn.
I was going to say, that is Eric's vibe.
Thank God me and Leo don't have the same time.
But hold on, though.
I don't have to compete with that.
So 50 and 19.
Yeah, so here's the thing, though. I don't have to compete with that. So 50 and 19. Yeah.
So here's the thing, though.
So I'm 42, and I have a three-year-old, and I'm having another baby.
And he doesn't have any kids, right?
No, no.
That we know of.
Right.
But at a certain point, right?
Don't you want to?
I don't know.
I mean, maybe not everybody wants to settle down,
but like,
that's so important to me.
Like,
he's getting there.
You think you get to a certain point where you just,
you were older.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you're like,
Oh,
you know,
I was like in my early forties and I was like,
Oh yeah.
Right.
You don't want to die alone.
Yeah.
But it's not even about dying alone.
It's like,
well, what must he be thinking?
Because it's like this is the thing now.
He's thinking about fucking.
No, but I mean at this point, like, you know, we live in a society that's different now.
So there's just a lot of this like, you know, I just don't understand.
Like, so, you know, at what point do – at what point are we saying that girl who is 19 or any girl in her 20s who is like i want to be with leonardo dicaprio
now it's like we're you know we're saying that they can't handle it
yeah what do you mean like it's like so then raise the age of consent to 35 yeah if you have
a problem yeah there's a reason why they made the the law that like if you have a problem with it
no no but i'm saying it's like there's like a there's a thing there there's something there what do you mean there that like what i'm saying is like why it
triggers people yes it's triggering and as you go okay you're like all right so now i wonder what
wondering when is it gonna get to him i wonder if he's untouchable he you're a seat i don't know man
i disagree he's untouchable i think it's it's too much now it's like every other week they're
coming at him and they they keep coming at him,
and there's going to be a certain point where it's going to be a thing.
Yeah, when he's 60.
He has 10.
He has 12 more years.
When he's 60 and he walks in with his 19-year-old.
Yeah, but it's like.
This came out an hour ago, actually.
He's saying he's not dating her.
He's all, how dare you?
What is it I'm saying?
She's 20.
Anytime he takes pictures near
a chick it's like this is the thing right he probably hooked up with her and then she went
out her press whatever came out said they're dating he's like nah oh he's like he's like
no she has freckles like p davidson at this point now well the thing about him oh anyone associated
with him yeah you go down obviously because that'll be... No, up, up, up. Well, don't pass the picture, of course.
The thing about him is Pete is famous,
and he was famous before he started dating women,
but Pete got famous because of dating.
It's like a thing now,
but Leonardo DiCaprio is famous because of acting,
so it's a little different.
Oh, he's one of the greatest actors of all time.
Brendan, this is not – we know, dude.
I'm saying –
He comes from a different era, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
No, but Pete right now is like if you want to – like I want to date him.
So you'd sell more tickets?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd suck, Pete, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, what?
First of all, he sang Leonardo DiCaprio.
No, no, Pete Davidson.
Oh, okay.
I'm saying Pete Davidson.
It's like you want to date Pete Davidson now because people are going to talk about it.
We're going to go to a game.
You know what I mean?
We're going to be at the Knicks game in the front row.
You're going to be like this.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's Leonardo DiCaprio.
We're going to do a little PDA.
I thought that was him.
Same body.
I thought that was him.
What up, Golden Hour?
It's your boy, Eric Golden from Kilgore, Texas, and I've got a debate club for you.
When you get
out of the shower and you finish getting that thick body dried off you take you hang that towel
up yeah how many times are you reusing that towel me i like to get at least two out of it two uh i
feel like brendan you're a one and done throw it on the floor uh i feel like eric probably two times
uh now chris no towel he gets in front
of the mirror and looks at himself while he air dries off feel like that's what happens that's
anyway guys let me know what you think gang gang buzz buzz and don't push me but keep pushing me
yeah right yeah so what this is so funny he he brought this up because Rachel, she thinks she uses a towel once and then it's dirty to her.
And I don't get it because I'm like, you're clean.
You've cleaned yourself and you're just drying your clean body off.
Fresh water off.
Yeah.
That's all that this is.
But she thinks it's dirty.
I always piss her off.
I use her towel.
I don't give a fuck.
Is this your towel?
I got it.
I use the towel until my girl switches it out.
It might be two weeks old.
I do two or three.
I'm like, I don't care.
Two or three.
Unless there's a street gun or something.
You know, that happens from time to time.
Right, fellas?
And I told her, I said, bitch, I told you.
No white towels.
Make sure they're brown or black.
Right?
Dude, if you come out of your shower and there's a shit stain,
you didn't wash.
Is the water even on?
He just stands in there.
Sometimes it's tough, bro.
You're that dookie stain.
This towel's ruined.
I'm at an age where I sit, I'm shitting,
and then I know that this is a shower shit.
You know when it's a shower shit.
Is that messy?
How often is that happening? You know what I mean?
I mean, how often is that happening?
I mean.
Once a week for Harry.
No, for me, it's happened like a handful of times in my life.
What?
That's ridiculous.
You're just eating better.
But now, you know, now I'm using my green stuff.
How long is Eric going to have that Fisker for shits in it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Legit concern.
I don't know. I mean, that's a great don't i don't know i mean that's a great
question you never know what you're eating you know i mean you just like next thing you know
you're like oh i gotta go i mean i'm at a point where like i've had to i've had to pee in the
street many times love doing it yeah so i this is how you do it though you had you have to pull over
you go around to the passenger side you open the passenger door and that's how you pee.
I just drive and what I do is I lower the window
and I put my dick out
and I let it out and I drive
and it
splashes.
It gets the cars behind me but
You're so stupid.
You've got to pee.
What's this thing?
If anyone's dick was that big,
there'd be deaths.
You know what I mean?
Chicks.
Yeah, just be dead.
You know what I mean?
I thought this was a bit of a reach,
but people said this was Chin and Nick in the wild
from our boxing match.
I think I'm overalls.
Oh, you're overalls, bro.
Yeah, that other guy's very
chin energy.
Oh!
Oh, stay up there and kick him in the face.
How did he not fall down?
Fucking kill him, don't you know?
Is this a video game?
Oh, the other guy can fight.
The guy in orange knows how to fight.
How do you know?
Just his stance off the bat.
This guy's naked.
And the Irish rednecks
and overalls. His overalls came off
I knew
Such a mess
What kind of dumb fight is this?
You let somebody get dressed?
How bad is the guy
In overalls at fighting though?
He's wasted
You'll see him when he
Takes his swing
Why are you waiting this long?
No
Fuck you
No
Fuck
You
I'm gonna hit you now
The guy in the car you know The guy in the car, you know?
The guy in the truck.
I'm going to hit you now.
So you might have AIDS?
Don't hit him in the mouth.
Might have AIDS.
I actually shit my pants.
I got to go.
What?
I'm going to shit my pants.
See?
Yeah.
See?
Yep.
Well.
See?
Fuck you.
Fuck you for saying that I got AIDS.
Oh, my God.
Another arguing over AIDS?
Yeah, he's saying fuck you, and then he gets beat.
Oh.
It gets kind of brutal.
Oh, my God.
Come on, Tommy.
Big one, too.
Yeah, the kid has some training.
And that's it.
If it's not embarrassing enough, you're wearing overalls.
You get knocked out in overalls.
This is the worst fight.
Actually, I blame.
You know who I blame in this?
The girl?
Orange Jacket guy.
Oh, I thought you were going to blame me.
Yeah.
I blame Orange Jacket guy.
Orange Jacket guy, don't engage in this.
Yeah, you got to know.
You know what I mean?
Someone's got to be the adult here.
And who's this buddy in the truck with his shirt off?
And who's the naked guy in the truck?
The guy in the truck was probably sucking him off.
It really looked like that.
At one point, I swear to God, it looked like he was...
Is this some kind of truck?
Maybe that guy in the truck's a lot lizard,
right? Making a good earning.
And then homeboy comes
in the overalls, causing a ruckus.
Maybe he stole his job.
Oh, there you go.
Wild lizard fights are great.
And was this in Ireland, like Dublin or something?
It had to be.
Because he started off with an Irish accent and got real white trash.
Yeah.
He's like, fuck you, man.
I ain't got no AIDS.
Yeah.
Black Lion Golden Hour Crew.
My name's Shea.
And yes, I own a donut shop in england nice so i've got a gold or mold gold it or mold it for you here okay so basically there was um
british nick there was a streamer and he got caught watching deep fake porn of two other Twitch streamers.
Both pretty nice.
But yeah, like gold or mold it.
Fucking deep fake porn.
How would you feel about coming across a video of you on the interweb?
Hell yeah.
Peace, bros.
I love you all.
But it's not you.
That doesn't bother me.
It's stupid.
Who cares?
It's not actually you.
Until people think it's real because the internet's stupid.
Yeah, but the internet is always saying things that aren't true.
They're always saying, doing, and making things.
What happened?
This guy got...
He got... So he's a popular twitch streamer and someone screenshotted when he like showed all his tabs
and one of his tabs opened was deep fake porn of two other popular streamers one of whom i guess
he actually lives with so that made it weirder oh and then this is this is like. This has 93 million views. It.
And that's his wife. And he did his apology.
She's all.
With her sitting behind him.
It's a dream to like create a pattern of behavior where I really want, especially women on Twitch, to feel safer.
Like we call fucking booba spam cringe.
We don't do that there.
I've never made like a fucking weird, I don't know sniffing joke i've never done anything like that i've never done anything
like down the stream you just apologize for watching tolerating sex behavior in the chat
we ban it on site and uh and like i've done this consistently over and over and over and then
fucking at 2 a.m you know i've been watching you know, I've been watching so much fucking, I've been reading so much fucking AI stuff.
I'm reading all this fucking stuff about AI and fucking defake music, defake art and everything.
And I'm in these fucking discords.
And I was, I just feel so embarrassing.
But I was on fucking Pornhub, dude.
I was on a fucking regular ass normal fucking website.
And there was an ad.
There's an ad on every fucking video for this fucking. So I know other people must be clicking it because it was on a fucking regular as normal website and there was an ad there's an
ad on every fucking video for this fucking so i know other people must be clicking it because
it's on every fucking everyone else doing for fucking deep fake thing and then i streamed to
like yeah so he tried to say he did it once and then people dug into it somehow and the company
like released like he was actually paying for more deep fakes and shit oh wow so then he put
out a written apology but But streaming world's weird.
So he was.
Yes, it is.
He's watching us.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, apparently.
And it's massive.
Very Griffin game.
93 million views.
Well, I mean.
We're not doing something right here.
So hold on.
I don't think he got in trouble for watching porn.
Okay?
I don't think that's the issue.
It's not for watching porn.
It's his friends porn?
It's the fact that he was watching.
It would be like if my tab opened up and it was like, you know,
Brendan Power fucks Chris D'Elia.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but that would be hilarious.
Yeah, I'd be like, dude, that's hilarious.
Why would you send me that?
We would laugh.
What I'm saying, it's like an uncomfortable.
It's like, you know, if it's like.
Yeah, I get it.
I'm paying for that.
Brendan Power fucks. And it's like that's the tab get it. I'm paying for that. Brendan Powerfucks.
And it's like, that's the tab opens up.
Brendan balls deep in Chris D'Elia.
Dude, I'd love that.
That'd be hilarious.
But it's like, I can see that being uncomfortable for if like...
To be crying like this?
If you're...
He's not a comedian.
His wife is like...
And he's got a wife, so she wants him to be, you know, yeah, I don't know.
Hey, you know.
I would need to know, like, more.
I really feel that I don't really feel that it's about necessarily the porn so much as about the subject of the porn.
Yeah, it's the deepfake people that he lives with, and they're fucking each other, and he's paying to watch them do it.
Yeah.
And every time he sees them, he's thinking, I've seen you guys.
You know what I mean?
It makes it weird.
That thing gets deep.
That fucking chat GPT shit is so weird.
I just think the part that there's a lot of backlash
about it's the women who are being faked
that are being taken advantage of.
What about the guys?
They're the ones that feel violated somehow.
Oh, I get that.
That there's videos.
It's not a woman-man thing, though.
Across the board, it wouldn't be woman man thing though across the board like
It wouldn't be cool if it was a deep fake of Nick fucking chin
You know I'm saying you guys yeah, it goes viral in a hundred million views like what the fuck
It's all chin sucks Nick's pie
Right, right.
Hold on, hold on.
It's all chin sucks, Nick's pie. No, why is it me getting fucked?
You suck it.
Hold on.
Because, I mean.
Either way, you wouldn't like it.
No, I wouldn't like it.
So what Chin is saying, if they were going to have sex.
He wants to be the power.
You're the one getting pounded.
There's no way Nick would tell me to do anything, no.
If anyone had to get someone to do something, it would be me.
Well, that's up to the internet.
All right.
Hold on.
Well, we should put a poll up.
No, no, no.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
So you're saying.
I think a poll should be put up. And by poll, we mean Nick's poll in your mouth, Chin. Well, we should put a poll up. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. So you're saying- I think a poll should be put up.
And by poll, we mean Nick's poll in your mouth.
No, dude.
So you're saying deep fake porn, it's-
So we all know it's not the actual person doing it.
It's-
But what is it?
It's like their face on another person's body?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then who cares?
It's not their even body.
They care because they're saying-
This is just about.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about it.
I think it's about
over-sexualization of women, right?
So then you have these streamers
and it's a very slippery slope,
I feel like,
because some of the,
like the girls
who are popular streamers.
They're all taking their clothes off.
They're taking advantage
of the fact that they are attractive.
They call duty with their tits out.
Or they're doing hot tub streams or whatever it is like that.
So I get it, but it's like, you know,
that doesn't mean that... No, it doesn't
mean that you should... Yeah, of course, I understand.
That's what I think that it's about.
So that's why I'm saying it's very nuanced why
he's upset there. You know, he's got his wife there.
She's crying. It's just kind of like...
I think there's more to that story.
94 million views?
I didn't even know
there were that many views to be had.
I didn't know there were that many people.
No, Twitch is way bigger
than anything comedians do.
It's crazy.
Really?
Yeah, this guy's like Ninja.
Why don't you play video games on a hot tub?
I'm playing.
Nobody cares.
Doing a hot tub.
Nobody wants to see a deep fake of me.
You'd be surprised.
These guys are making like $500,000 a month, man.
Some of these streams.
Bro, I met a kid.
They're earning $100,000 to $500,000 a month.
I met a kid yesterday I'm starting to work with.
He makes over a million a month doing Snapchat.
What?
Yeah.
Snapchat's another one that's huge right now.
I went.
Is that like OnlyFans subscribe?
No, no.
By the way, what the fuck is the Instagram subscription? Do you do that? I went. Is that like OnlyFans subscribe? No, no. By the way, what the fuck is the Instagram subscription?
Do you do that?
I tried.
What is it?
I think I had one subscriber.
And what do they do?
They pay monthly?
Yeah.
It's like Patreon?
Yeah, exactly.
Huh.
But now Twitter's making it so you can make money.
Twitter's going to be the highest paid one now.
Because are you seeing a lot of people now offering a subscription?
The reason that comes up, even in people got got a notification that i was yeah you were they will
pay you for reels only twelve hundred dollars a month so you're you probably wouldn't do that
but to access that i had to turn on that subscription so i'm not offering anything
but i just wanted but here's the thing if you have over a certain amount of followers they
don't offer it like i i'm not up for it. Oh, wow.
A million followers, yeah.
That's what I heard.
Okay.
It is just to get-
And I don't know how they get-
I don't know how they're lying.
$1,200 a month.
I mean, it's like they start to look at your thing and go, all right, well, if you have
a certain-
Because on my reels, I have to get 84 million views to make $8,500.
Wow.
That's how much they're making off of it.
You know what I mean?
That's what I have to get.
So it's like, I don't know why I got into this.
You still get paid like a few hundred a month though, right?
Yeah.
So I get like $130, $150 a month from my reels.
That's like, what?
Yeah, that's weird.
You know what I mean?
Instagram's weird, though.
They fucking want, I mean, everyone's doing TikTok now, right?
Yeah.
Isn't that the thing?
So it's like, I don't know how TikTok monetizes.
That's why they're paying lower level creators, Instagram.
Yeah.
Because they want just more shit on there.
There's not enough to watch.
But people are already big.
You're already using it, so they don't have to incentivize you.
And it's working. I'm posting just
I'm ripping YouTube highlight clips of
athletes just to get paid.
Oh, wow.
He's a hustler, baby.
I don't know.
It's funny that you brought up the
scenario about you guys because this guy
actually sent in two versions and I
played the So
let me hit you with a little scenario. I was on
Pornhub the other day and I came
across this video
of D'Elia
bending Eric over
and absolutely smashing
him on from the back doors.
While Sean was in the corner dunking one off.
Wow. Dunking one off? I used Sean was in the corner dunking one off. Wow.
Dunking one off?
I used the more PG one.
Dunking one off.
Dunking one off. So I'm going to put it to you like this.
So I'm watching Pornhub and personally I was on there smashing everyone.
And my brother's just dunking one off.
And this guy owns a donut shop.
Yeah, dunking.
Hey, and nobody's in there.
Nobody's buying donuts. That's the part that there nobody's buying that's the part that gives
me that yeah that's the part that i'm really like how the fuck do you own a donut shop
that's who owns a donut shop i guess dude and then fucking he swings the camera around people
got done like this um yeah i just i don't know deep fakes and all that kind of stuff
well let me put it this way that That's going to get... Way worse.
It's going to get way worse.
There's going to be...
There's going to have to be some sort of laws around it.
I mean, that's one of those things that just like...
You get the president saying shit.
Name it like this.
Yeah.
Some of them are funny.
You know, there's that one of Obama where he's like, does a speech.
Yeah.
And then he drops the mic.
You know what I mean?
Oh, it's a deep fake?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He throws this stuff in the air and it drops the mic.
You go, why would the president do that?
But it's like that's the thing.
So it's like, yeah, you're right.
Drinking one off.
The technology is moving faster than the laws.
Yeah, by far, yeah.
Yeah, it's like the – I was watching this thing on the synthetic drugs.
Like they – it's too – drugs are illegal.
There are so many legal drugs that should be illegal because
they'll by the time they they make the law about it they change one part of the compound in the
drug and that makes it just to stay ahead of them exactly yeah so it's like you could sell them at
gas stations and shit well it's just like when you put like a one of those air pod things air
tracker things and like on your car or something like that.
Then your car gets stolen.
And then you see where it is. The cops don't do anything.
Why? Because they need a warrant.
Oh, right. Got you.
It isn't like, that should be the thing.
Yeah, I know. Right, right, right.
But the law isn't ready for it.
My boy's bike got stolen. You got to go over there like taken like,
I need my car. Yeah. You got to knock on the door like,
hey, I see you got my shit.
I have one of those air tags in my anus, so I always know where I am.
Oh, I like that.
Dunk in one arm.
You like it.
You like that joke.
You like it.
I didn't.
I didn't.
You'll like it.
You'll get it later.
You'll be in the car.
You'll be like, what's this, Nick?
Someone sent this in.
Brendan confused Tropic Thunder, the movie, with the store Hot Topic.
This was from a couple years ago.
Oh, wow.
We've got to see this.
I was telling a couple of kids, you know, some stuff at Tropic Thunder.
Oh, yeah.
I've done that before.
I think you've done it on Golden Hour.
He did it on Golden Hour, but this way he did it switched.
He was trying to remember Hot Topic, and he called it Tropic Thunder.
No, on this show.
On the other one
on this show he's talking about tropic thunder yes i remember that wow cd is real bro
i called it tropic thunder caught it myself don't got it myself don't do that caught it myself
that's fine don't now you didn't't do that caught it myself that's fine
don't
now you didn't catch yourself
here at golden hour
no you guys caught me
I want you to not do that anymore
switch it back and forth
yeah
you know what it is
hot topic center
hot topic
it's just
hot topic center
it's not even another movie
you're confusing it with
no it's a store
it's a fucking store
with a movie
a comedy movie
hey guys
Alex here
I'm from Adelaide
South Australia
but currently I live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
I have a sort of a debate club or discussion club or whatever.
Back home in Australia, if you get caught driving on your mobile phone, the fines are out of control.
I personally do not touch my phone when I'm driving, but here, since I've been here, every motherfucker while driving
is on their fucking phone.
Even the cars.
They'll be pissing down with rain,
70 miles an hour on the highway,
dudes fucking on their phone in their hand
driving like absolute maniacs.
Like, what is so important that that,
you've got to be constantly on your phone
while you're driving.
Tick-tock.
I don't know, man.
I mean, you guys take submissions of people,
you know, recording themselves while driving. Like, it's so dangerous. Anyway, I don't know, man. I mean, you guys take submissions of people, you know, recording themselves while driving.
It's so dangerous.
Anyway, I don't know why.
What you guys have so important over here,
maybe you can shed some light on it.
Gang, gang, buzz, buzz.
So, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's, yeah, well, it's an addiction.
It's not, yeah.
I mean, they're trying to make you addicted to the phone.
It's like the same thing the cigarettes companies are doing. What the fuck? It worked. Yeah, no, it worked. Yeah, nobody mean, they're trying to make you addicted to the phone. It's like the same thing the cigarettes companies were doing.
Correct.
It worked.
Yeah, no, it worked.
Nobody's arguing that, but it's just you're not doing it because, oh, this is so important.
You're doing it because you're addicted to the phone.
And by the way, it's not going to get any better because the car technology is getting better.
Right.
So now, you know, you're in a Tesla.
You're just like, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know.
Even my car, even the I-Pace.
Fisker?
It keeps it in the lane.
Oh, the Jaguar does.
And then you get an alert when you're about to.
So, you know.
Yeah.
Just kind of like, my car just keeps, you know.
Yep.
It drives me nuts.
It's triggering for me.
What is?
If I see somebody on their phone, I'm in the car with my kids.
I'm like, I will fight you, dude.
It's nuts.
It is.
Yeah. Like, what are you, scrolling Twitter with your 30 followers get the fuck
off your phone you're in the 405
going 80 miles an hour
till you get a tweet
I've actually
I've done what's the worst thing you've done
while driving on your phone
oh I've sent emails
and shit like long emails
that's what I'm saying I've purchased shit on Amazon
oh wow that's a bad one
wait I've
actually
I've actually like had to buy something
so I was went to the website
pulled out my wallet
scan the credit
card insert my credit card
information dude I'm entering my credit card information
And shit
You know
While driving
So
Jesus man
That's the worst
But you gotta stop
Everybody out there
Please pull over
And send us videos
I don't even remember what it was
A Hulk figurine
Yeah
Hulk figurine
Some fucking wet wipes
Yeah
This t-shirt
Yeah exactly
No but you don't
You can do it so Text messages don't pop up on your car.
Yeah.
You can turn that off where it's like car mode.
But you can hit it and they tell you.
I hit it and they talk it out.
But I hate that.
Why?
But here's the problem.
No, I don't want any notifications while I'm driving.
Okay.
No, but here's the thing with that.
You can't even say fucking Tropic Thunder right, so I get that.
Yeah, yeah.
But when you don't get the notifications then you want to
check your phone
to see if you got
any notifications
yeah yeah yeah
it's a real addiction
that's a real addiction
that's the problem
you know what I mean
I don't have that problem
at least if you saw
other things you'd be like
oh I can't wait to get home
remember like when
myspace first came out
there would be something
about that red notification
that would make you be like
oh I can't wait to see
that's when it started
for me yeah
like just oh man somebody wants to talk to see what happens. That's when it started for me. Yeah. Like just, oh, man, somebody wants to talk.
Yeah.
Somebody wants to say some shit.
Yeah.
What's up?
It's weird now.
Now there's so many.
Just you talking about it.
Look, man, I'm checking his phone.
Look at these fucking idiots.
What?
I'm just looking.
He is addicted.
Early results.
Oh, people want chin on top.
That just says more about. It's up to the internet the internet the deep
fakers are gonna deep fake 59 that's a pretty good percentage say he is a bigger man than you
is what they're saying this one's he didn't get punished personality yeah i wouldn't want to see
chin on the bottom because he wouldn't that'd bump me me out. Yeah, because he wouldn't be enjoying it.
You know, Chin would just be like.
Straight face like this.
No, he'd be like this.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Are you even in me, Nick?
Here, look.
This is so funny.
Shout out to Seattle and Griffin.
Zoom way in.
It is him, dude.
No, it's not.
Okay.
Thank you.
It's the Mexican version.
Yeah.
No, it's him.
That's in Seattle with your son?
Yeah.
Is that where they throw the fish?
Yep.
The pike market?
Well, they throw the shit out that thing, man.
Did you catch one?
No.
It's stressful.
Everyone's watching.
Oh, no, no, no.
They didn't have one.
And they're all slippery.
You could catch it? Yeah, they asked me to do it. We're famous. Did you see the orangutan thing It's stressful. Everyone's watching. Oh, no, no, no. And they're all slippery. You could catch it?
Yeah, that's what they do.
Did you do it?
We're famous.
Did you see the orangutan in China?
It's so slippery.
Yeah, it's a fish, bro.
I love fish.
Just Google orangutan throws walking instead.
I caught him with, I caught him with, trying to get him out the mouth.
Oh, God.
We cut his insides out.
No, they tried to get me to be like, hey, get a fish.
And I'm like, nah.
No, they didn't.
They did.
That's what they're doing right now.
In that screen.
It'll be a jacket, shoes, a fish, merch.
It's stressful because everyone's watching.
And they're like so slippery and big.
You're like, oh, fuck.
You want to catch a fish?
No.
Oh, it's so much fun.
You'd do it, right?
No, I don't want to smell like fucking fish all day.
You'd do it anyway.
Seattle's got a lot of weird places.
I was in Seattle, and I went to this bar to get a hamburger and you know i'm sitting there and there's one of these places where they
it's like dicks they're trying to be yeah yeah yeah yeah all of a sudden the guy was like excuse
me can i get some and the guy was like you don't hail us in here you know you're like oh let's take
this fucking burger and you know what i mean and just go to his face and be like fuck you but
they're like oh you're really playing a part dude dude. Yeah, man. It's just too much.
It's those weird woke white people. Don't make it be like falling down.
Check this out, guys.
Okay.
Girl throws a water bottle into a gorilla sanctuary.
Okay.
And she's filming.
Okay.
Look what happens.
Gorilla drinks it.
She's definitely going to get escorted off the property, right?
Look at it.
Of course, yeah.
He gets it back.
He said, dumb bitch.
Hit.
Aims right at her.
Oh, shit.
He hit her in the face.
Yeah.
Oh, it wasn't like glass?
No.
Gangster.
Zugo hits chimpanzee with water bottle and the chimp hits back.
Bro, that's hilarious.
A tool is through a plastic water bottle into a chimpanzee's enclosure.
He hit that bitch right in the face.
He hit that bitch right in the face.
Dude. That's the way he did it back into the crowd of tourists.
The way he did it was so dope, too.
Is that Patrick Mahomes?
The sidearm and the leap?
That's so dope.
Look at the way it fucking...
Yaga!
Oh, that's dope.
Keep this shit out of my face.
Why did they put a red circle around the gorilla?
It's the only thing in frame.
Wow, that was all good camera work too.
Do you know what I mean?
Like it's Robocop.
Like we know.
Robom.
What are you laughing at?
What are you laughing at?
It's you because it's just like.
That was his problem.
You always talk about what I notice.
How do you not notice?
It's about one thing. It's the only what I notice. How do you not notice? It's a fucking one. It's about one thing.
It's the only thing in frame.
As if we were going to be like,
where's the gorilla?
You're like, you play it without that.
I'd be like, what happened?
I don't get it.
That's pretty.
How many views does that have?
That's pretty gangster, dude.
There's a bunch.
Different ones.
Yeah, got it.
That's all on Instagram.
You need to.
Honestly, that gorilla needs to be in the fucking NFL.
He needs to play for the Denver Broncos.
I saw – John Elway right there.
He's already –
Ain't having it.
Yeah, he's already not having it.
Did you see the question today?
They're talking about it on first take because Channel 4 was like,
hey, so Russell has his own quarterback coach who's not part of the staff, but he really needs him. Yeah, Sean Payton was like Hey So Russell has his own Quarterback coach
Who's not part of the staff
But he really needs him
He goes
That's news to me
Not anymore
Yeah
Nope
Nope
Not gonna happen
To all these parks son
Can't have extra parking spots
You don't get your own office
I don't know what the fuck
You guys are talking about
Where's the poll at now
I wanna know
If it's still
Did it reach
A straight 60
Is it 60-40 by now
It's moving towards Chan It's 67% Did it reach a straight 60? Is it 60-40 by now?
It's moving towards Chin.
It's 67% Chin. Oh, wow.
People want to see you guys smash.
My favorite part is Chin is legit proud.
I told you I'm not going to take it from him.
No, no.
And the people have spoken.
He's not going to have a choice.
He's going to bed tonight.
He's just like to fuck it.
Yeah, I knew I'd win that.
Also, you don't want Nick on top.
He'd be fixing the cameras, getting out of your anus.
Hold on.
Give me a second here.
It's never set up right.
Yeah.
That's it.
All right, cool.
All right, kids.
Naples.
I'll see you guys next week, next Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Naples.
Coming off the hook.
Then one night in Bakersfield.
That's a Thursday night. One show only. That thing's off the hook. Then one night in Bakersfield. That's a Thursday night.
One show only.
That thing's almost sold out.
Then one night in Brea.
That's March 3rd, I think, because March 4th I have a companion here at
Thickboy Studios for Jon Jones' return.
But March 3rd is Brea.
Two shows.
Get your tickets.
Thickboy.com.
Naples, you're up.
New York, New York, February 18th.
New York, New York, Rhode Island before that.
New York, New York, February 18th. New York, New York, Rhode Island before that. New York, New York, February 18th.
New York, New York, tomorrow.
Kansas City.
Kansas City, baby.
I'm coming.
Here we go, dude.
Utah.
Let's go.
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Bell House tomorrow night, New York.
If you're in New York, you're watching this, come see me.
I'm hilarious.
All right, kids.
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