The Golden Hour - Episode 128: The Dating Game
Episode Date: July 2, 2021Erik Griffin and Steebee Weebee are back for today's episode! The gang takes part in the very first KATS dating game featuring Savannah, the newly "single" Relationship Advice sub...mitter from the week before, and talk Steebee's love life, fans going after Steebee after seeing his behind the scenes confession footage. Also, Jeremiah Watkins and Steebee challenge Brendan and Erik to a doubles arm wrestling match and make a bet with dire consequences..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I mean Bob almost got possessed by ghosts at our powerhouse
Like he had to jump in this women pool to get them off of him
Now were you guys doing drugs at this time? No
It is.
Don't touch me, bro.
I'm not touching you, dude.
Great show on earth.
A lot of whites and chin back there.
And we have CB.
Yeah, I was just saying back there in the green room kind of.
Definitely a lot of whites.
Yeah, Jeremiah, you got.
Was Jeremiah just here for support?
I know.
I thought he was going to be on.
I know.
I thought he was going to be.
Okay.
It was a surprise.
You know what?
This is like an American Idol audition.
You know?
How so?
Because Jeremiah is like Steve's mom and she's back there.
All right, dude.
My baby can sing.
I'm ready for that.
Steve, you're doing great, honey.
What show was that?
With Carson Daly?
Oh, like The Voice?
It was The Voice because the parents would be like,
he's worked so hard at this.
This is his dream.
That's my compadre.
That's my baby right there.
And then when their desks turn around, it's all,
Yes!
Not my soccer mom.
Not my soccer mom, man.
Not my soccer mom, man.
Supportive friend.
Dude, I.
Hey, supportive friend.
Nobody's more supportive than me, mister.
I know.
Okay.
I never said you weren't.
Come on.
Yeah, it was an undertone.
Come on.
You look a little tired.
Heard you were in Washington visiting a friend.
I knew you were going to bring that up.
What's up with the bait and switch stuff, too?
You guys doing stuff on me?
No, not at all.
That was all you, darling.
Wait, wait, wait.
I need to know about this.
Who were you visiting in Washington?
Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
Female friend.
What?
Wait.
Took Southwest up there.
A female friend.
I don't miss anything, darling.
Yeah, Alaskan Airlines.
It was a good trip.
It was fun.
How long were you up there?
Just for a day or two.
And was it pretty serious?
No, we're just having fun.
We're having fun.
Wait, did you break up with your girl?
Fill him in, Stevie.
Where the hell have you been?
Fill him in.
You don't talk to me anymore.
You got your little high cast with Jeremiah.
That's my baby up there.
How you doing?
He doesn't even hit me up anymore.
I don't know anything about him anymore.
We got to get you on Warzone, though.
Let's switch it up to Warzone.
What's Warzone?
Because I did your show.
No, no, no, no.
We're not going to.
Don't let him do this.
No, we're going to talk about it.
So you broke up with your girl?
Wow. He broke up with to. We're not going to. Don't let him do this. No, we're going to talk about it. So you broke up with your girl? Wow.
He broke up with her.
Comes on here.
We line up basically blind dates for him.
Dime pieces.
Dime pieces.
Right.
He's like, okay, this sounds cool.
Hot, hot girls.
Everybody here is like, damn.
Oh, no, they were attractive.
They were so attractive.
But he found a hood rat in Washington.
Bro, comes back the next episode.
Comes back the next episode.
He's supposed to go on a date with one of these girls.
Has a hickey on his neck.
Steve, don't mess around.
That's why.
All right.
Hold up.
Steve, don't mess around.
We're like, all right.
Well, I guess that.
Stevie.
Can we start over, guys?
No, let's start over.
Can we get a hooky?
A hickey?
I'm proud of you.
I just wish you were more upfront about it.
I still got my toys.
I got my tanga egg
I got my butt
I got my flashlight
You've been to my place
Yeah it's a nice place
Yeah
Son of a gun
You've been to Steve's place?
Yeah I did
Alright let's not start there you guys
Please
So you
Go ahead you guys
How about we do a segment
Break down my apartment
Cause y'all have both been there
Well I totally get why you
I want honesty No no I totally get why you flew to Washington And didn't bring her here I mean that would make sense Break down my apartment. Y'all have both been there? Be honest, though.
I want honesty.
No, no.
I totally get why you flew to Washington and didn't bring her here. I mean, that would make sense.
But she's been here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But break down my apartment.
What's her name?
You know, let's not tell her name.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
We're not going to say her name.
Thank you.
But this is her?
What are you guys doing?
I'm getting PTSD.
What is going on? It could have been.
These are one of the young ladies who found out he had a girl and they're heartbroken.
Hit it, Nick.
Picking in the sting.
This is Amanda.
I'm a little sad about Stevie's change of heart, honestly.
Wow.
I've been keeping up on each episode, hoping he'd have a change of heart, honestly. Wow. I've been keeping up on each episode,
hoping he didn't have a change of heart.
I don't know who this lady is from Washington,
but apparently her sucking on his neck
is far better than whatever he's imagined.
I don't know.
But, yeah.
I'm super, super sad.
So.
All right. Bye, guys., super sad. So. All right.
Bye, guys.
She looks sad.
She looks legit sad.
Are you really, though?
She's pretty, too.
Are you really sad?
You know what?
In Steve's defense.
Are you really sad?
I'm with Steve on this.
Yeah.
I'm with Steve.
This is some clout chasing.
Like, look at this smile right here.
I see.
The evilness right here.
See?
Like, let's focus in on that.
Yeah, she's all like.
You didn't see her original submission, though.
She was.
She was the one from Montana that I kept pushing Stevie towards
because some of the other girls, some of the other suitors,
we may have reached out and asked them to,
but she was the first one, and she was very serious about it, Stevie.
She lives in Montana?
Yeah, yeah, but she's down.
Can we get an L.A. chick for Steve?
Well, look where I live, guys.
You've seen where I live.
It's a nice place.
But it's about you.
You're lying.
No, I'm really not.
You're lying, man.
There's nothing wrong with it at all.
No, go be it.
For reals.
See, I could see through your eyes.
I swear to God, I thought it was a cool, like, very L.A. place.
Go ahead.
Keep going.
No, I'm serious.
Keep going, keep going. It looked like a set of Big Trouble in Little China. It was lit. It was cool., like, very L.A. place. Go ahead. Keep going. No, I'm serious. Keep going.
Keep going.
It looked like a set of Big Trouble in Little China.
It was lit.
It was cool.
Keep going.
I liked it.
Yeah?
I'm serious.
If it was connected to, like, a donut shop laundromat, then maybe.
You go in the back.
See, now you're talking reality.
No, I thought it was cute, though.
You did.
You know what, though?
Honestly, Steve, I didn't know that that had happened, but you seem to be happier now. We got to the root cute, though. You did? You know what, though? Honestly, Steve, I didn't know that that had happened,
but you seem to be happier now.
We got to the root cause of he's playing video games eight hours a day,
not giving her any attention,
messing with this fake butt that he has all the time
instead of hooking up with her.
I'll just wait for a robot.
I'll wait for the robots to come.
I'll get a female robot.
I appreciate this, though, but, hey, if she was really interested in me, then'd hit my dms right no true that's a fair point why are you going through king the
sting and not going directly to stevie yeah i agree with that that's a fair point exposure on
there so we're putting it out there right now that's what it is you don't get to know me
la ladies hit up the dms but are you. But are you taking now? No, no, no. Yeah, I'm just, I'm dating, man.
I'm dating.
But you can date others?
I mean, I'm not that committed.
I mean, I'm dating.
Yeah, she's in Washington.
He only went for two days.
She's nice.
If he went for a week, he'd be dating.
Two days is a hit it and quit it.
Did you stay at her house?
Smash and dash.
You stayed at her house.
We had a fun time.
We got calzones one day.
Oh, I love calzone.
Yeah, so shout out to Sella's Calzone by Washington State University.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
There's a Walmart in town.
It's a whole thing.
Small town.
Yeah.
But you could go.
You could see other people.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not in like committed.
You know, I was in a four and a half, five year thing.
I'm aware.
Yeah.
Would she be upset if she heard you say that?
I mean, we'll talk.
She's going to hear it, Leah.
Yeah.
Well, she might.
You guys have a lot of followers.
Well, let's see.
We've got her on the line right now.
And her mom's here too.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Wait, what did you just say?
No, just kidding.
I get PTSD when I come here, man.
Can we talk about the real real about the bait and switch
because i agreed to do the dating thing but i i was reluctant i'm like oh i'll go along with it
but i'm kind of seeing someone i went along with it because of the content and the entertainment
value and all that so it wasn't a bait and switch and on top of all that me and theo were talking
i wasn't even in there i know but I thought the cameras were off.
I mean, I...
I've been getting attacked, brother. No.
Your fans were mad?
They're attacked.
Your dad should have killed you.
You look like an alien.
If it wasn't for your brother,
you would be...
Long paragraphs.
Oh, they were mad that you... And they they were mad that you and they're fans of you
oh
you know what I like about this right now
Steve's in his like
WWF wrestling voice right now
yeah he is
it's cause of you brother
cause of you brother
I want you to feel my pain
yeah
cause of you
is it cause of me
cause I wasn't in here
I was in here
and I'm not in charge of the cameras either
I know he's an aspiring
MMA fighter I think it's cause of the cameras either. I know he's an aspiring MMA fighter.
I think it's because of you.
Really?
Yeah.
He's on, too.
Well.
He's on, too.
No, the guy who was talking shit to him is on, too.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
He's your fan.
And they were mad because they saw that outtake footage?
Yeah.
And it was just, I was just being funny, and I was just being, you know, we're just.
Yeah, that's not fair. We were shooting the shit. I mean. We were shooting the shit. I mean, it happened, and I was just being, you know. Yeah, that's not fair.
We were shooting the shit.
I mean, it happened, you know.
I was an idiot.
You were talking to Theo.
I was in the bathroom.
Oh, so that's your excuse?
But you're gathering information from my buddy Craig.
Who's in charge, is what Steve's saying.
Who's in charge?
Where does the buck stop?
That's what we want to know.
The hair is in Nick.
So those girls were pissed that Stevie's taken, Nick?
They all were a little disappointed.
Were they really, though?
Were they really?
The one from Montana, I'm telling you, Stevie, you could have something with her.
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
I'm stepping in.
What could he have with her?
A weekend trip to Montana every other month.
Montana's great.
I'm going to go to Montana.
A weekend trip to Montana.
Bozeman's beautiful.
It'd be great.
You could have calzones in Montana.
A ranch?
There ain't no calzones in Montana.
She doesn't own a ranch.
We don't know.
You've been to Montana?
It's a beautiful place.
No, it's the best.
What's going on here, man?
Who's this?
What's going on here?
Exactly.
It's a hot area because this girl's from Idaho.
Gee. Dude, don't be w this girl is from Idaho. Gee.
Dude, don't be winking at me, man.
Play the thing.
What's this about?
You could just go Washington, Idaho, Montana.
Hit all three of them, Steve.
But this one looks like she got a pass.
Well, she tells us about it.
She was actually on last week.
Let's just see what she told us last week.
What she said last week.
Hey, Theo.
Hey, Brendan.
It's Savannah from out here in southern
idaho um i have a little bit of a debate club slash relationship advice for you guys um me and
my boyfriend of four years just decided to part ways a week ago after i was ready to be wifed up
and he decided he didn't want to wife me up. So I'm going through a little bit of a rut,
wondering if I should just keep it tight and look for that forever,
or if I should have a hoe phase.
First of all, I remember this.
We said hoe phase.
Hold on.
Does she look like somebody that hasn't already had a hoe phase?
I'm just saying.
She was in a four year relationship
Everybody's had a hoe phase
I think she might just say
Should I go into a new hoe phase
Should I do that
How about you take some time off
And just be by yourself
We put it out for her
That we wanted to do a little dating game with her
And see if we could match make
But someone on the comments said
It's only been one week Why don't you read the back of a cereal box or
something because she's already looking she was with the guy for four years but yeah and is this
the guy there yeah i think that's him uh with on the right with brendan at their show that's in
utah that was the start oh that's how that works yep no but check this out when you've been with
somebody for four years and if if you're in a relationship and you're regularly doing certain things, and that just all of a sudden stops, you're still in a mode to be like, look, I have sex all the time.
I do things all the time.
And you want to keep that going.
That's what, you know.
That's a hoe face.
No, but the reason why.
That's a normal face.
I wouldn't have called it a hoe face.
That's true. That's true. I wouldn't say hoe face. No, but the reason why you want – Well, that's a normal face. I wouldn't have called it a hoe face. That's true.
That's true.
I wouldn't say hoe face.
Retract all that.
The whole point is, though, when you're with somebody, like you're with somebody because you trust them,
even if you don't – whatever your relationship level is, if you love or in love.
But there's something about like knowing, okay, I'm going to be with just this person, you know,
so you don't get STDs and all that kind of – I mean, that's what that's all about.
She might be at an age where it's like,
do you really want to go into a hoe phase at this point in your life?
Well, I think we're going to help her out with her hoe phase, aren't we?
Well, it could be whatever.
Oh, you got submissions, Nick?
Whatever she's looking for.
We've got a bunch of young gentlemen who are going to shoot their shot with her.
Oh, we get to choose?
A lot of fans saw her and were like, dude, we'll sign up for that.
But first we're going to bring her on and talk to her.
We can ask her a couple questions.
Oh, here she is.
Oh, there you go, man.
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oh is this live seems It seems fly away.
She's really there?
She's great.
Bridget's trying to talk to Montana like, can you hear us?
Like we're at an NBA game.
How's the single life going for you?
It's pretty okay.
Not great.
It's rough out there.
Is it though?
What?
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe I just have high standards.
There it is.
Which is a good thing.
She just admitted it right there. It's not rough out there.
Who are you looking for? Ryan Gosling?
I mean, it wouldn't be
bad to meet Ryan Gosling.
Are you on the dating apps?
I'm not.
I've never been and
I don't know how to navigate them. I don't know if it's for me
You just swipe
I know but have you ever
Been to Idaho before
Yeah yeah there's not much
Out here you need to set the
Mile radius to 250
Don't you have to pay like premium
For that so
I'm not paying for a dating app
Did you know Did you know all premium for that? Yeah, I'm not paying for a dating app.
Did you know all his, and then you probably knew all his friends and your friends knew his friends.
And so it's probably like the pool is probably really low right now for you, huh?
Right, because everybody out there is like either his friend
or knows who he is or yeah.
Does he watch this show?
He does not, actually.
I'm the fan.
People are saying they're like, she knows her boy watches the show,
but I'm actually the fan.
I feel like she would kill it on Farmers Only.
He was a farmer, though.
He already has all of that property claims.
He already knows all the farmers and stuff like that.
Okay, Savannah, we're gonna play
uh like five or six submissions from guys you're not going to be able to see them and just from
their description we're going to bring two of them on your favorites and then eric brendan and stevie
will kind of grill them for you can we give her a little insight what they look like or no let's
do like the boy this will be a blind submission right now. All right. Let's not be shallow.
What is up?
My name is Roland.
I'm submitting a video for a potential date with Savannah.
Why I think that would be a good date is, one, I'm also from Idaho,
the western part of Idaho, out of Nampa.
Not being at Nampa, sorry, Theo.
So our dates, if we want to meet up, not very long to meet each other.
Two, I am a twin, so you gonna get the two-for-one deal
Three I'm a wildland firefighter currently stationed in Moab, Utah trying to fire here. So
Protecting the forest our number one priority
Or this ain't no ordinary mustache. This is down South tickler and
Not a freak like Stevie Weeby.
I don't have a lot of
pussy over the weekend, and I currently
do not have a baby on the way.
Love this guy.
Hey, why are you throwing me under the bus, man?
He's just saying he's not into that weird shit.
You don't have a baby on the way, do you?
No, that's just for entertainment value, man.
Hey, you know what?
I like him. He's a know what? I like him.
He's a handsome guy.
Yeah.
I like his mustache.
I like his mustache.
Yeah, you know, not a bad looking dude.
Firefighter.
Very manly.
Seems to have his shit together.
He seems okay.
He looks like the Marlboro Man.
But two things I didn't like.
One, that he's assuming that him and his twin brother are going to be with her at the same time.
Didn't like that.
I think that was an attempt at humor for him.
And look at his teeth, man.
Look at his teeth.
And two, he's already downtown tickler, so he's already being sexual.
What does a tickler mean?
He's going to eat her pussy.
Edit that out.
Edit that out.
He has nice teeth.
You can tell he takes care of himself. He kind of has his shit together.
I like this guy.
He probably watches the show, so he's trying to be
funny, so he threw some of that stuff out.
But a firefighter?
He's responsible. He's got money.
He's a manly man. He cares about the
first team all man.
He's a guy's guy. He's in the lead right now.
Sounds good to me.
So maybe
get your notes app open just so you can remember these guys because we got six.
And what was that first guy's name?
There's six of them.
You told me five, Nick.
Well, we got a late submission that I like.
Okay, yeah.
How fucking dare you, Nick?
Do you want to be set up or not?
I'm just kidding.
No, her.
This is a big drop off here.
Dude, don't give anything away. Hey, dude. This is a big drop-off here. Dude, don't give anything away.
Hey, dude.
This poor guy.
He comes after fucking Captain America.
You know what I mean?
You should have opened with this guy.
Who's the non-keto gentleman from fucking Alabama here?
No, I know this is a no-go for me.
No, no, no.
He looks nice.
He's a nice guy.
Give him a chance.
Give him a chance.
Pretend they didn't say that we're going to
bring up another one real quick okay here's this one oh wow here we go looks friendly
what up brendan what up theo rest of the king and sting crew uh this is jake i'm also from
southern idaho just trying to connect with savannah um i already split in her dms i've
never met her we follow
a lot of the same people have a lot of the same friends in common um so number one reason it'd
be cheap for you guys to send us on a date you don't even have that expensive restaurants out
here uh number two um i got that theo von hitter yeah i love his head hopefully i'm like a quarter
as funny as theo maybe she'll like me.
But if it's not me, Theo, I hope you marry her.
So, see you guys.
This is a nice guy.
He has gentle eyes.
I know who he is.
Oh, you know who he is?
I know who he is already.
He messaged me.
We have the same friends.
Oh, so you're already running the same pack a little bit.
Sort of. Not really. But, so you already run in the same pack a little bit. Sort of.
Not really, but
I know who he is.
He seems really, really nice.
Those are two solid dudes.
Yeah, he's nice.
You might be too nice.
She don't want a nice guy.
Here's suitor number three.
Alright, so this guy, okay, he's been in a few
bar fights. I like this guy. Alright. What's up Savannah? My name's Christian. I saw Nick post on Instagram. We can't say who this is. All right, so this guy, okay, he's been in a few bar fights. I like this guy.
All right.
What's up, Savannah?
My name's Christian.
I saw a Nick post on Instagram.
We can win a date with you.
You're an absolute perfect 10, so I thought, fuck it, shoot my shot.
Why I think you should go on a date with me, I'm a short king.
If you ever want to be a big spoon, I'm down for that.
I know you said you wanted to get wiped up, but that guy didn't want to wipe you up.
I'll fucking take you to Vegas right now and wipe you up because that guy doesn't know what he's missing.
I'm Italian.
I know how to cook.
I know where to get good food.
I like to think I'm fun.
I get to hang out with comedians.
So right now I'm not funny, but hopefully by the time we meet, I'll be a little funnier and have a little experience.
This isn't that great of a video.
If I saw this, I wouldn't want to date me, but fuck it.
Oh, he's the best guy so far.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure, 100%.
Are you just saying that because he said he's short?
No, he's a really handsome guy.
You notice how that's the thing she remembers the most?
Yeah, I was going to say, are you into short guys?
No, she wants somebody to get stuff off the top shelf.
Not necessarily.
What?
That's a no.
Not necessarily.
You're into that firefighter.
I need to feel like they're taking care of me.
I don't want to be eye level with them.
I'm short myself.
This kid looks scrappy, though.
This kid looks scrappy.
He's got a great body.
He looks scrappy?
Great body.
He looks scrappy.
Great body.
Okay.
Chisel.
Great body. Yeah. Stevie,. Great body. Chiseled.
Great body.
Stevie, you want to date him?
I might.
It sounds like he's more like Stevie's type.
Okay, you're going different with it now.
This is Gavin.
Tread lightly, fellas.
Oh, no.
Hey, Savannah, this is Gavin from beautiful Boise, Idaho.
I know you said you're from South Idaho, so I don't know.
You go a little too far east or west from there, from here,
and dudes with pigment aren't totally allowed, but we can always get through that.
That's just one step.
I think, you know, getting out of a four-year relationship, that's tough.
Figuring out going through your hoe phase or, you know, getting back in a relationship.
I say come out here to Boise.
Let's go to a Barbaco rooftop bar.
Let's go to, I don't know, let's say, Roddy's Ride the Bull.
And then we can figure it out from there.
Besides that, I think you're a beautiful girl,
and I think things could really work out.
So, gang, gang, buzz, buzz.
What are these, the nicest guys ever?
That guy seems super friendly.
They do seem super nice.
Well, they're all from Idaho, aren't they?
Yeah, so far.
There's a lot of guys out here.
I'm about an hour and a half away from Boise.
That's not bad.
Yeah, I'm in Twin Falls.
Eric likes him because he looks like he's standing.
There's Jeremiah.
I was waiting for a racist joke.
For some racism.
Wait for the first black guy to show up.
Some dumb shit to come from the peanut gallery.
There he is.
Dude, he could play you in a prequel
or something.
I don't see it.
I see it.
That guy had the most...
I think he came at you
like, hey.
He was real. I think you're having the most fun
with him.
He seemed super nice
I kind of try to put priority
On the guys who seem serious about it
But he also gave you a giveaway
The pigment of his skin
So are you into black guys?
I haven't ever dated a black guy
But I wouldn't rule it out
Don't get her started on short black guys
Yikes.
Oh, my God.
But it would be short would be the problem first or black.
Yeah, we're out on that.
Short.
Short would be the problem first.
Good answer.
Imagine if you're short, like how fucked up that is.
Like if you're short, you're like like so you're saying it's black
discrimination right there if you're if you're a racist short guy like if you're a really racist
short guy you just got kicked in the nuts this is drew all right hey what's up, Savannah? This is Drew from Aspen, Colorado.
I saw your video and wanted to tell you to keep it tight.
Don't hoe it out.
I mean, have some fun, you know.
Get out there, meet some people.
You know, maybe myself and my really cool dog.
This guy's a snowboarder.
But he's sweet.
And I have hair, too, by the way.
So it's not just a cover-up.
He rides on it.
But either way, I think you're a beautiful young lady and clearly quite intelligent.
So you should find somebody equal to you.
And that young man you were dating was definitely not there.
So keep it tight.
Keep it right.
Come hang out in Aspen.
She needs a monster energy drink.
His energy level.
She wouldn't like his dog either because he's short and black.
Fair point.
Oh, my.
That is so not what I meant.
He seems nice, though.
He does seem nice.
And he's from Aspen.
That would be a nice place to go visit.
That's for sure.
We got one more, Nick?
Yes.
That's tough to beat that firefighter.
We start off with a bang.
What's up, guys?
My name's Andrew.
I'm 29 years old from Minnesota, and I'm shooting my shot with Savannah.
I love a chance to talk to her, meet up with her, whatever. Um, I'm a physical therapist. I pretty much, I have my own house and
I got my life put together. All I need is that, that special lady in my life now. Um, yeah, she
looks beautiful. Looks amazing. Looks like a fun time fun time and um looks like a girl i would
get along with and um you know either way if she wants to ride or die i'm husband material but if
she just wants to have a good time i'm a good time so either way you can count me in what's
pretty much means i own my own house?
What?
I pretty much own my own house.
Well, he's waiting for his mom to die.
Yeah, yeah.
There has to be something there, right?
You know what I mean?
As soon as my mom leaves, man.
Mom's on her deathbed.
He's waiting for the doot.
Yeah.
Doot.
Pretty much own my house.
I mean, not technically, yeah.
But, okay.
Is this the last one?
Yeah. I'm'm gonna say this though
he got the most swag okay like he could tell you're leaving yeah yeah yeah there's girls in
minnesota for him yeah yeah yeah so this did if i had to pick it would be firefighter all day you
know firefighters a home run girl yeah and i trust them we don't want to set you up on a date and
you know the dudes are psychopaths
and maybe go on a date with the short guy and the black guy
at the same time
really mix it up
will she be able to look at him
okay
wait I won't ever be able to look at him
but I think those two
the first one and the last one I think are your best bets
the Minnesota thing
this guy's in Minnesota?
Yeah, Minnesota.
I mean.
Yeah, that's a strike for me.
But other than that, he sounded really great.
But don't you want to get out of there?
Don't you want to leave Idaho?
You think I want to go to Minnesota instead?
Okay, fair point.
I feel like he was like, I'm in Manhattan.
I know, I know.
She wants to go to California.
I like the first two guys.
I thought the second guy looked real sweet.
He's real nice.
The guy who knows all your friends with the Theo Von Mullet.
He looked cool with the backwards mullet?
Yeah.
Okay.
But the firefighter's the, I mean.
The first guy.
It's tough to beat.
I think the last, well.
First or last guy.
Is the Minnesota just out? You don't even go take a chance on going? No, no. The first guy. It's tough to beat. I think the last, well. First or last guy. Is the Minnesota just out?
You don't even go take a chance on going.
No, no.
I think Minnesota, I think the first one and the last one are on my top two.
Okay.
We're way out on low energy Aspen.
Yeah, honestly.
He was a three star in my book.
He was very low energy.
You're right.
Too low energy.
I mean, dude, come on.
Yeah.
Okay, the first guy.
Is Roland down here? Did you email Roland You're right. Too low energy. I mean, dude, come on. Yeah. Okay. The first guy. Is Roland down here?
Did you email Roland?
Alright. We're going to let in
Andrew right now. Which one was
Andrew? This guy.
The player from Minnesota. Oh, okay.
The player. So we're going to
bring in both guys each other. He doesn't assume he's
a player? You guys said
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He has girls in minnesota
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hello yeah can you hear us yeah i can hear you sweet say hi to sav. His mask, though. I'm in the shit.
Oh.
Okay.
Wow.
You're in the lead, brother.
You're doing well, too.
No, no, no.
He had to go in there to talk because he's at work.
He's at work, so he had to go in there to talk.
That's right.
Now, he's burlier than I thought.
Look at you, man.
Eric, who's the burlier?
I'm about to say he's bigger than I thought. He's bigger than I thought. This guy you, man. Eric, who's early? But I'm saying he's like, he's bigger
than I thought.
He took offense.
He showed his body in the mirror already.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm in shape.
How big are you, boss?
I'm like 6 feet, 200 pounds.
Solid dude. Oh, wow.
Yep. Solid.
What's your bicep diameter? And how tall are you?
What did he say? 16.
Savannah, are you a short queen?
I'm like 5'2".
That's cool.
Oh.
Yeah.
All right.
And really quick.
5'2", 120, so.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we're going to bring in the other two guys.
They don't have their name on their Zoom, so one of these is not Roland.
And who's Roland?
The firefighter.
Where's the firefighter?
Just the two that she likes.
Okay.
Sorry, Gavin, you weren't picked.
I got to –
Damn.
What's up?
Interesting.
Interesting.
In this current climate?
Really?
Of all people? In this climate, you want to do it like this? That's how you want to do it? I know. Of all people.
In this climate, you want to do it like this?
That's how you want to do it?
I like this guy.
I might run into him at Robbie's, though.
He's staying in.
Look how friendly he looks, man.
The other guy left, so he's staying in.
All right.
The firefighter might have to fight a fire.
The firefighter left?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Yo.
What's up, man?
What's up, dog? This is your people. What's up, man? What's up, dawg?
It's your people.
What's up, dawg?
You like the video?
It's your people.
So this is Gavin and Christian.
You guys want to just go back and forth asking him some questions,
get to know Gavin and Christian for Savannah?
Yeah, fellas, what would you do on the first date with Savannah?
Let's say you came to Idaho.
What would you do first date?
You want me to go first? Go ahead, man ahead man yeah so i'm already out in idaho i would say uh a good date would be probably starting out at barbacoa which is like a super nice restaurant
down here rooftop bar
he has cricket wireless that's that's a strike that's a that's yeah and then after that we
probably go out to uh okay there we go oh there we go right to t-mobile you're headed to t-mobile
right now because all right all right i said we would go to Barbacoa, a nice little restaurant out here.
Start out there, get some drinks, head over to the Silly Birch,
which is one of my other favorite bars.
Maybe play some pool.
And at the end of the night, try and hit up like a comedy show or a concert or something like that because everything's starting back up out here.
Yeah.
That actually sounds really nice.
I'm not going to lie.
Shit, I'll go out there.
He's trying to get rid of it.
Hey, Brandon, you want to come out here too, bro?
It's fine.
I know, man.
What about you, my man?
Boise's a good time.
Boise's a great time.
Great time.
No, I love Boise.
Well, we actually got an update from Roland.
He was unable to join because he's currently fighting a fire in Utah.
I fucking knew it.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
I love that guy.
You don't have time for this bullshit.
He's the one.
He's like, just tell him I'm in.
I'm saving lives.
Tell those other clowns.
Hey, even if I won on a technicality, I'll still be in here.
Ooh, I like it.
And you're doing a good job so far. You're
selling there. Any questions for Andrew?
Andrew, first date, man. You're in Minnesota,
so I guess we'll fly her to Minnesota.
What are we doing?
You know, I would just like to take her on a nice
dinner and just get to know her
and respect
her. And if
the night leads to something else, it leads
to something else. If not, that's fine.
This guy's smooth.
You are.
Well, he's putting it on the table.
So something else.
So what are you saying?
Like, what's something else?
Like, you know, what would something else look like to you?
It could be big.
It's small.
I don't know.
She's hoping it's big.
Just throwing that out.
Do both of you drink?
Yes, I do.
Everyone here drinks.
What kind of food? Italian food?
What kind of restaurant?
What do you guys have in Minnesota?
We got everything. I'd probably bring you to a
Mexican restaurant.
In Minnesota? They have good Mexican food in Minnesota. We got everything. I'd probably bring you to a Mexican restaurant. In Minnesota?
They have good Mexican food in Minnesota?
We'll place
San Pedro's over here.
Hey, let me ask you
fellas this. Why are you two single?
What was the last relationship?
I'll go first again.
I actually just recently got out of one.
I was told that, you know, they just want to be friends.
So, you know, I don't think there's anything to it.
I just think I think it was just, you know, it just wasn't the right time.
Wasn't the right place.
I have an idea.
Have them take their shirts off.
Let's see your physique.
I like it.
Can we have them show their physique?
Their physique? I mean, their muscles well one the one guy's at work so yeah i mean yeah because you know i'm definitely at work okay at work and what i'm not trying to let stevie
weeby see any of this hey that's a fair play on your side let your side, man. I was on your side. Let me ask you fellas this.
What's the worst thing you've done to a girlfriend?
Cheat?
What are we talking about here?
The worst thing?
Yep.
I think I love them too much, you know?
This guy's smooth, man.
Oh, man.
Take your shirt off, man.
Good answer.
Take your shirt off. I feel Good answer. Take your shirt off.
I feel like we're on family feud right now.
Survey says.
I didn't see it.
Number one answer.
What about you, my man?
Physical therapist.
What's going on with you?
I don't know, man.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a genuinely good guy.
I haven't done.
I've had my heart just stomped on before.
Oh, yeah?
What'd she do?
My last relationship, I was pretty emotionally abused.
So I guess I'm kind of damaged goods maybe, but I want to find the right one.
Look at the smile she got on her face.
She's like, oh, damn, it's good.
I can fix him.
She's so excited. I love a project.
Fellas, is Savannah your type?
Is she the typical girl you'd go for?
Yes.
What, dope?
What are you saying right now?
They're in.
They're in.
I would say yes.
Yes, she is.
I'm from the northern part of Idaho,
so there's only white girls up there. So, you know, I'm used to them
So you haven't met a lot of dads then
See he's he don't want me
He don't want me over.
I love this guy. He don't want me over.
Me too, man.
He's already in Idaho.
Maybe you need to take him out.
Well, Savannah, where's your hat on this?
What are you thinking?
Yeah, what questions do you have?
What questions do I have?
I didn't prepare any questions.
I was told that you guys were just going to roast them for me.
From what you've heard so far,
does nothing come to mind?
Do you like what you see?
I mean, say something.
I do like what I see.
I do like what I see, actually.
Both of them seem very nice.
They both seem like the type of guy that I would date, actually.
The one in Boise,
I'd probably run into, actually.
Minnesota, that's the one
that's a little more intriguing to me because I'd probably run into, actually. Minnesota, that's the one that's a little more intriguing to me
because I wouldn't run into them anywhere.
So who's getting a rose?
If you have to give one of them a rose, what are we doing here, Savannah?
Yeah, what are we doing?
Who's getting an Idaho potato?
I would have to say it's the one from Minnesota, I'd have to say.
Shocker.
I said I'd give you a rose.
Shocker. Shocker.
Oh, I'm hurt.
Gavin, don't give up, though. Just DM her.
Yeah, just
find him on DM.
Gavin, other girls are going to see this, man.
You're a catch. Yeah, man.
You're a good dude, man.
You moved to the top of my list.
Went to the fire zone.
Hey, thank you. Hey, Brandon, are you coming back out here for another show, brother?
Yeah, we'll figure it out, man.
We appreciate it, though, man.
Thanks for playing.
And Gavin –
Of course.
Peace out, y'all.
Gavin, do we have your permission to put, like, your Instagram handle on the screen?
So maybe –
So girls can DM you?
Yeah, of course.
Hell yeah.
Wow, he's ready.
I like this guy.
Really good dude.
Good job, man.
Take care. Thanks, Gavin.
Well, cool. Just you two.
Maybe we'll work it out and try to
make it happen. Yeah, we'll set something up.
Off air, we'll set it up. We don't want you
to blast out your information on here.
Yeah.
But please record everything.
Especially the
big stuff.
My man seems... You have a busy
work schedule, huh? So you'd have to come there
where only weekends are open for you?
Pretty much just weekends, yep.
Savannah, you're busy out
in Idaho?
Yeah, but weekends
are free for me.
All right.
We'll figure it out.
Good job, man.
They look like a couple.
Yeah, they already look like a couple.
This is going to work out.
It's going to be the first King and the Sting wedding.
Second.
Second.
We've got a couple that we introduced living together.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that's right.
Eat it, bachelorette.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Do you know that, Chin?
Yeah.
Carly got a man.
I'm telling you.
It worked out.
Everything worked out perfectly. Kind of. Well, thanks for joining, guys. Yeah. Carly got a man. I'm telling you. It worked out. Everything worked out perfectly.
Kind of.
Well, thanks for joining, guys.
Yeah, thank you, Savannah.
Thanks, guys.
Hopefully that helps, Savannah.
Good luck.
You know what's crazy?
It's like, you know, one guy, he's nice.
He was winning his over.
He was charming.
He won the over, man.
Yeah, she was like, no, I still want the hot white guy from Minnesota.
I want the guy from Minnesota.
The one that is so much more difficult to be with.
I want to be with that guy.
The guy who said nothing the entire time.
He said nothing.
The guy was selling it.
The other guy was working, man.
What?
Did he say he took a shit too?
No, no, no.
He was saying he was in the shitter is what he said.
Oh.
Yes, because he was at work.
He was at work. He at work he seems like a
serious dude the other guy was fun friendly had a whole date great personality fire guy should
you know with the fire in the background that's what's up girl you know i'm saving lives i don't
have a lot of time but i'm in the phone just drops and you He's standing over
Going like this
Let's go
Everyone
Everyone
Move
Move
Move
Well we'll get him somebody
Yeah the firefighter
Was the
The catch there
Yeah
Well this guy's
I think the
Minnesota guy
Minnesota guy was dope too
He didn't seem too into it
Did he
Well he's at work
But still
The other guy was at work
He was outside The other guy was outside He wasn't at work He said he he? Well, he's at work. But still, dude. The other guy was at work? No, he was outside.
The other guy was outside.
He wasn't at work.
He said he was.
Yeah, he was walking around too much.
We didn't ask him what he did, did we?
We didn't, but he was at work, and he asked his boss.
That was his lunch break.
And at first, he's like, I don't know if I have enough time.
But then he just broke it to his boss, and his boss was like, go for it, man.
All right, good.
Man, I like that guy.
Yeah.
Hopefully he finds something.
You know what?
You know what you have to do?
You're going to have to bring him back on and get some girls for him.
That's a lot harder task getting female suitors that watch the show.
Heavy male demo here.
Yeah.
This is going to be a rough transition, but should we get some King or Sting?
Yeah, bring it.
Brendan Squabs and Theo Von Helsing.
It's Delby from Perth here. Just want to king it or sting it
People that are on their phones when you talk at all the worst, you know sting it
Gang gang thanks dang
Huge sting there's nothing worse than when you go to like a restaurant somewhere even on the road
I don't know how you do it
They've went in the green room and you're back there
and you're getting ready to go
and everyone's just glued to their phone,
I'm like, God damn, put your phones down, man.
Can we just pay attention?
Can we experience life right now?
What did he even say?
I don't even know what he just said.
I don't know what it was about either, Steve.
That's just basically, he's saying people...
What did he just say?
People, when you're talking to them,
they're just staring at their phones.
What was his question?
I don't even know.
King of Sting, are you cool with it? Are you not cool with it? they're just staring at their phone. What was his question? I don't even know. King or sting it.
Like, are you cool with it or are you not cool with it?
Is that what he said?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
He's not from here.
Okay.
I don't know.
So that's a sting?
A sting would be, yeah, not cool with it.
So like workaholics days, it would be like tight butthole or loose butthole.
Exactly.
So that's loose butthole.
But to me, there's nothing more insulting
when you're having a conversation
and then they're texting.
Because I can't talk and text.
You know, goddamn well they're not listening.
Because you got those big UFC fingers.
Yeah, true.
What else you got?
Fucking delinquents.
Shout out from Texas.
Got a kangaroo stinger for you.
Crawfish.
Do you eat that ass or not anyways gang or sting it gang gang drug bust drug buzz that's a thick ass okay thank you
here's my problem i don't know if he's buff or is he a fat cop because i can't stand getting
pulled over by a fat cop. Nothing more.
I'm going to have some self-respect.
Yeah, dude.
Because if you don't have that gun and I take off right now, you sure as fuck not catching me.
And you know what?
The N'Shea cops, they can't stand the fat cops.
No.
Hell no.
Hell no.
He's a big bone guy.
But no, he could.
Actually, he could just be like, you know what I mean?
He could be swole.
That face begs the difference.
And the crawfish in his squad car.
Yeah.
Question about him eating a live crawfish that he's got in a tank in his car.
Swole is his question again?
Jesus Christ.
You struggle with English, huh, dawg?
I'm so confused being on here.
Like, where are these people from and like
what are they why are they asking these things man it's the show dog so what's up with crawfish
like crawfish lobster like it has nothing to do with anything it's just so we don't
he said you're gonna eat the butt of the crawfish that's his question well the the crawfish they say
suck we used to i used to work with that you got. I know, man. He's got a fair point. I kind of want to arm wrestle you right now.
Yeah, we can arm wrestle.
Yeah?
I'd like to see that.
If you want.
Don't be so cocky, Steve.
Hold up, hold up.
I don't want to.
I'm trying to cheer him up.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I've been training.
I've been watching YouTube videos.
Me and Jeremiah have been training.
Hey, bring Jeremiah in here real quick.
For arm wrestling?
No, no, for a challenge.
I want you.
To do what?
I arm wrestle you.
Jeremiah arm wrestles him.
Why am I getting in this?
Jeremiah, get in here.
I didn't make any claims.
I didn't either.
What are you talking about?
I didn't do anything.
No, I just, I don't like your energy right now.
There's some scissor brothers?
My energy?
Yeah, yeah.
The crawfish triggered you.
Yeah, it triggered me. Everything's triggering me right now. Chin, are you cool? Everything. Is it a Korean thing? Are yeah. The crawfish triggered you. Yeah, it triggered me.
Everything's triggering me right now.
Chin, are you cool?
Everything.
Is it a Korean thing?
Are you cool with crawfish?
Come on in here.
Yeah, a lot of Asians eat crawfish.
That's what I thought.
There they are.
There they are.
Hey, what's up?
So I had an idea of we've been watching YouTube videos on arm wrestling.
Why?
For this moment.
Oh, okay. Like over the top with Sylvester Stallone? For this moment. Oh, okay.
Like over the top with Sylvester Stallone?
Exactly.
Classic.
Exactly.
So we have a Scissor Bros challenge.
I arm wrestle you.
He arm wrestles you.
Whoever the loser is,
we have fart spray.
What do you do with that? Whoever the loser is has we have fart spray.
What do you do with that?
Whoever the loser is has to huff fart spray.
In a Ziploc bag.
In a Ziploc bag.
Wait, fart breath or Stevie's, fart spray or Stevie's breath is the thing.
Kaboom.
Bullseye.
Got me. Bullseye.
Got me.
Was ready for that one
So what do you guys say?
Is that the same guy who just got turned down by that girl?
He's a good guy
But he's really short
I'm 130 pounds
I mean if you want Stevie
Remember I didn't ask for this man
I know but I want you to try your hardest
Okay
So you'll arm wrestle me?
Sure.
Right there.
Is this like you're in a bar and a little dude comes up to you,
I can take you.
All right, man.
I'm just trying to enjoy my beer, bro.
Can I just have my onion rings?
So I'm going to walk over there.
We've been really training hard for this.
You guys been training on your show for this?
Yeah, I've been doing curls.
And what have you been doing, Jeremiah? A lot of tricep stuff so do you think you could take eric i can take eric
for sure oh god yeah it sucks because if theo was here you probably have a better chance at
theo i feel like eric's gonna beat the shit out of you jeremiah you think so yes well we would
have to inhale fart spray loser yeah the loser has to inhale fart spray for five times.
Like, what do you say?
Five times?
Maybe just once.
So five times.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Then don't lose.
Yeah, then don't lose.
Then don't lose.
How are you setting the rules?
So this is just a one-time deal, right?
One time.
Should we just get it out of the way so we can get back to the show?
This is the show.
Okay, you're next.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
You're cheating, dude.
It has to be out there.
You're cheating.
Okay.
Hold on.
Dude, you have to have your elbow out there.
No, you have to have your elbow on there. No, you have to have
your elbow right here.
Like, on the table.
It's on the table.
Okay, hold up, hold up, dude.
You're curling it too much.
I saw over the top, too.
Move the light.
Move the light.
You gotta say
three, two, one.
In case Stevie wins.
Hold up, hold up.
Eric, you say it.
Eric, you say it.
Three, two, one.
Come on, Steve.
You got this, dude. Come on. Put more body into it. Three, two, one. Come on, Steve. You got this, dude.
Come on.
Put more body into it.
Oh, my gosh.
I didn't ask for this.
I just want to smell that fart spray.
Are you okay?
You got me.
See these arms now?
You got me good.
You got me good.
You're a man.
You got me good.
I didn't want to do this.
Don't do anything you're not comfortable with,
but I am curious who's going to win this.
I'm kind of into this matchup.
Yeah, this is good magic.
You already bending?
Yeah, don't let him.
Yeah, what are you doing?
So I'll go three, two, one, go, all right?
Turn the microphone towards them.
He has leverage and shit.
Yeah, what are you doing?
What are you talking about?
I'm in the back.
I get some leverage.
You can't stand up because he's sitting down.
Okay.
I'm leaning over the table, though.
I'm in a roller chair.
You can't lean more than that.
Okay.
Okay.
Ready?
3, 2, 1, go.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
No.
Jeremiah.
Yeah. Talk about your all-time backfires. Oh no No Yeah
Talk about your all time backfires
I don't know what they thought was going to happen
Hit the showers fellas
Hit the farts bitches
Don't smell it in the room
Don't smell it in the room
You can't do it in here What do you mean we have to do it in the room. Don't smell it in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't do it in here.
What do you mean?
We have to do it in the bags.
You spray it into the bag?
Into the bag.
Where do you even buy something like that?
Someone sent it to us.
Where do you buy it?
Who bought this?
Jeremiah?
Someone sent it to us.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, hey, fellas, here's our fart spray.
You know what I should have done?
I should have brought my Riffin' with Griffin theme song and done my podcast here, too.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo Give out your tour dates. We're fair losers. Okay.
Are we doing this?
That's good, dude.
Get it before it fucks up the room.
Isn't this what you guys do on your show all the time?
Yeah.
They do a lot of weird things.
They're naked in every thumbnail.
You guys want...
Oh, it's going to stink, huh?
It's horrible. Do you guys want to try it? No, make sure you shut that down. You guys won. Oh, it's going to stink, huh? It's horrible.
Do you guys want to try it?
No, make sure you shut those eyes.
You guys want to try it?
Nuh-uh.
Okay.
We won.
All right.
Completely self-inflicted by them.
It's like an excuse for me to spell it.
Yeah, they weren't going to.
I really thought I was going to beat Eric.
Did you?
I was excited for the matchup.
I thought, you know, I don't know.
You guys were putting some training into it.
Sorry for the interruption.
You won.
No, you're good.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, thanks for calling me in.
Yeah, thank you, guys.
I'm going to give this a sting.
You sting it?
You're stinging it?
I'm stinging it.
I'm stinging this.
Nick, sorry for the interruption.
It's okay.
Sorry for the interruption.
Did you get your frustration out?
Yeah.
You better?
I really like you.
Yeah, I love you too.
I like you a lot.
Here's another topic that's apropos of nothing.
Thick Boy Bike Club, Canada edition.
Got a ting it or sting it for you, boys.
Let's think about that backside rider.
Ooh.
King it or sting it.
So cute.
King it.
Well, that gets a king.
Yeah, you got to king it.
If it was just him, sting for sure.
Agreed.
Yeah.
You know, because he's got Farrah Fawcett's hair on his beard.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, king it.
I remember I used to ride with my dad, but it was like he had one of those road bikes,
and it was just a little seat on the back.
It wasn't like an extension like that.
That's some new age shit.
It was on the back like a koala.
But he's so big, though, that he can be riding his bike, and he can be like,
you okay back there?
And then she's already gone.
You know what I mean?
He's a good dude.
Definitely King it.
King it.
Good dad.
Yeah.
I guess we'll keep the relationship stuff going.
This guy's looking for some advice.
Hey, what up, Brandon?
What up, Theo?
This is Steven out in Houston, Texas.
Out here fixing AC units, man.
God bless you.
I got a relationship advice for y'all, man.
Brandon, I know you like them big booty booty latinas it's hard to stay away from
i got me one too turn into my baby mama man but uh i was wondering uh during arguments
are you guys the type to stay quiet and let her get shit off her chest um or do you guys argue
back man because i know anytime i argue back i always end up losing and i end up
having to apologize even though i know damn right i'm right you know what i'm saying so just trying
to see what you guys do during arguments are you the type to keep cool and stay quiet but you argue
that shit back and let her have it man let me know that's that latino man you know what you're
signing up for let me go ahead put this out here to all the guys because look what he just said this is let me ask you a question do you want
to be right or you do you want to be in a happy relationship i'll be right well and then that's
why i argue yeah there you go like a fucking episode of law and order dude it is one of those
it's on you're like do do do do do do you just clocked in bitch because here
comes a defense you got her in the you got her in the you get us some you need some water first
before we start because it's about to get real in here yeah i know it's like you have that
i'm argumentative by nature so it's tough it's really tough for me to just be in a comic it's
like it's tough yeah it's just like and you can pick apart and you talk for a living so it's like really yeah and then there's like she's like all right i'm i'm done because you
just pick apart everything yeah you can't do that no no i don't i don't advise it especially with a
latino man then when she started talking shit in spanish i'm like all right keep that attitude up
he started handling it right it's like you don't need here's the thing he knows what he's doing if
you know you're right that's all you should need that's it true if you can be like okay all right but but our problem is we want her to
acknowledge that we're a mature ass dude though like it probably took you a while to get there
oh yeah like stevie i feel like you're not you're not putting up an argument no no i'm not definitely
arguments go like that arm wrestling match yeah yeah. But you get quiet. Your thing is probably just to shut down.
No, I've fought.
I've had my fair share of fights, but yeah, you just got to zip it. This is like if Jeremiah and I had a baby, that guy.
Yeah.
Oh, easy.
He is.
Brennan, what's up?
It's your boy, Willie J, on the Test 200 back at you.
And I got to ask you guys about some relationship advice. this the woolly willie guy that we played last week i'm not
seeing this guy met this girl she's a physician's assistant she's a little bit older than me
and you know we were just hanging out whatever and she was like yo i'm not having sex until I'm getting married. And I like her a lot.
A lot of good things going, but
kind of refreshing. First girl
I've ever dated like that.
So what's a man to do?
We got a lot of rona girls out there.
They thirsty as hell.
Gang, gang.
Buzz, buzz.
That's rare, dude.
What is this guy's eye prescription
cause those bifocals
yeah those things
that motherfucker
is
he gets
see through the walls
with that shit
no but
but obviously
he said the girl's older
so she's obviously
has made a new choice
in her life
cause the other shit
wasn't working out
moving forward
I'm not doing this
I think that's too extreme
yeah
I think it's extreme but I think it's okay to have like a two month three month or some kind of thing yeah
i'm cool with that i'm cool with that but like to be like we're not gonna do this till we get
married it's like yeah i don't buy cars unless i test drive yeah you gotta yeah at least smell
the inside or something i gotta kick the tires a little bit you know so what was this question
tires a little bit, you know?
So what was his question?
Oh, my gosh.
He's high on farts right now.
Oh.
To wait to marry her? Could you be with a girl, Stevie, who said, like, let's say you guys hit it off, but she
was like, I'm not having sex until I get married, so what you want to do?
That's a tough one, huh?
The toughest.
Yeah, it's like a unicorn.
Who are you not going to have sex with?
You know, like, so whoever you're going to get married to, but what about our sex?
Yeah, no doubt.
But if she was a dime piece, you'd wait.
No, you wouldn't.
If she was like a 10, you would wait.
I don't know.
Think about it.
I don't know.
She would have a tremendous personality.
Like a penthouse model or something.
If a penthouse model is making you wait, something's up.
Come on.
Come on, girl. Okay, yeah, you're right.
Young Halle Berry's a good one.
Right? Flintstones movie? Right?
That's tough, though.
I think it's extreme. She probably has been through
some stuff. Some major shit. Maybe she's just
testing him, too. Oh, that's the other thing.
Yeah, that's a test. Maybe she says that
if he sticks around, she's like you know he stuck around you
can have it yeah that's how it's gonna go down you can hit it after three weeks
who's this young gentleman Nick he's got a kink in her sting it for us too what's
up Brendan what's up Theo shout out culture corner this is Cody out of
Indiana you recently had somebody ask if you would be comfortable living next to a cemetery.
Well, what are your thoughts on working with the dead?
I cremate people.
I bury people.
I make headstones and I install headstones.
All year round, rain shines, sleet, snow.
I'm in a cemetery almost every day.
Ass crack of dawn till late at night.
So, yeah.
What are your thoughts?
Working with the dead. King it or sting it? Sting it. I'm waiting on the service at night. So yeah, what are your thoughts working with the dead? King it or sting it?
Sting it!
Gotta keep an eye out. Sting it!
God bless.
Automatic sting.
You're getting it. You gotta have all these
on a button.
Sting it!
I don't know.
No way, Jose.
One of my own roommates right now.
We grew up in a haunted house, me and Bob.
No.
Hey, what was the question again?
Yeah.
He lives.
He works near the dead.
Your old roommate deals with, like, he works at a.
He works at a mortuary right now.
You know, and he told me.
I heard it's a good business because obviously people are dying all the time.
Yeah, that's what he was saying.
It's like, it's all COVID people.
It's like, COVID, COVID, COVID's then you all the you know you're worried
about if you're gonna get it from this like i go surreal man i'm stinging it to myself yeah i think
i can't you don't want to mess with that with it yeah have you have you ever been around i remember
a good a buddy of mine had died he drowned sadly and you know you know he was in the hot they had
his body in the hospital it's just when you see someone like that it's it's messes you up yeah man it's too dark same it's too dark yeah i mean
bob almost got possessed by ghosts at our powerhouse like he had to jump in this swimming
pool to get them off of him now were you guys doing drugs at this time no my first thought
no come on no how much acid did bob take no it wasn't he was on acid because they
tried to get me too they held me down and he whispers on both you got held down by the yeah
by the ghost they're like this wasn't like a 51 50 call no how old were you guys elementary school
middle school sixth grade seven like fifth sixth, seventh, like fifth, sixth, seventh grade, something like that. Yeah.
I had Bible verses in my room too.
Yeah.
And they still attack me.
Yeah.
I don't mess with the dead.
Well, this guy's trying to attack somebody.
Who's this guy?
I thought we'd close out.
You're stingy at robbing banks.
Look at him.
We'll watch a couple of the submissions that didn't get picked for Savannah.
This was this guy's attempt.
These are loud.
This message is for Havana.
Young lady want to know if she should go
through her hoe phase.
Yes, Savannah, please
go through your hoe phase. Please.
I beg you. Where do you get that mask?
Every man in America is begging you to go through your hope phase.
I promise you. This is how you not waste
the cocaine. Man, there's really no better city to begin
your hope phase than right here
in the beautiful city of Nashville.
Home of country music.
More recently, Theo Vaughn.
Kid Rock lives here.
I know them all. It's going to be snowing
all summer. So have
Mick or Lynn get you my digits
and if I have
some numbers on my prepaid booth, sweetie,
when you call, I'll answer it. I promise you.
Tough sell.
I don't know where to start.
Chance of him being on
Theo's next episode in Nashville? Pretty good.
That's true. I should hit him up This guy also submitted
This is the best guy here
Theo, Brandon, Gang Gang
Buzz Buzz you guys are big inspirations
And make a smile put a smile on my face
Every day but this submission
Is for Savannah you know I'd have to say
Keep it tight let's go go. Find that forever one.
I'm over here in the NAMM.
I'm looking for a girl to write some letters to,
hopefully come home to.
Got to be ready around here.
In the NAMM.
He's in the NAMM.
That's hilarious.
Make a T-shirt.
He looks like he's an extra on Jumanji.
It does not look like Vietnam.
Those are basically two best ones.
I felt like they had to be seen.
They had to.
Those are two good enough to show.
Is that it, Nick?
That's it.
The cocaine guy for sure has a family and doesn't want.
Doesn't want.
Made some bad choices.
Yeah.
Well, fellas, thanks for coming in, man.
What do we got?
Housekeeping notes.
Oh, my shows for San Antonio just went on sale September 24th, 25th
Bud Light Courtyard right outside
AT&T Arena where the Spurs play
Just went on sale
Tickets at thickboy.com
Pre-sale ticket code is THICC
THICC with three C's for tickets to San Antonio
On that July 16th
July 17th
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We're doing two shows Friday, two shows Saturday.
Take us at thickboy.com there as well.
Hey, guys.
Sorry I couldn't be there this week.
I'm a little bit under the weather.
And speaking of mixed feelings, I want to thank Eric Griffin for being there.
And Stevie, you are also there. brendan as well as brendan i want to let you
know that i'll be coming to st louis cincinnati charlotte durham chattanooga knoxville and some
shows also now in portland maine and berlint and vermont uh wilkes-Barre, Wilmington, Minneapolis,
Charleston, Richmond,
Baltimore, Albany, Columbus.
A lot of new shows on sale
for the cities that were sold out.
And thank you guys for supporting
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I'll be back next week.
Gang, shit, baby.
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Is this coming out today?
Thursday.
Thursday.
Oh, well, I'll be in the Comedy Zone in Jacksonville
if you want to come there.
Just get
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Because I got the link on my website, ericgriffin.com
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Yeah, if the fart smelling and the dog and pony show that just went on.
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And Jackson, get your ass to see Eric Griffin, man.
He's a monster. Yeah, come check me out. Appreciate you guys, man. Yeah. Buzz, Scissor Bros. Yeah. And Jackson, get your ass Cedar Griffin, man. He's a monster.
Yeah, come check me out.
Appreciate you guys, man.
Yeah.
Buzz, buzz.
Thanks for having us.
Brendan and Theo, fighter in weight.
I got to go in and go hard in the paint.
I do not think I am in flow.
Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go.
I need a sponsor.
I am a monster.
About to open up with this at my concert.
Flow is contagious.
Brows are outrageous.
Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous. Damn, hungry like I'm fresh off keto. Seeing red like Andrew Santino. Outro Music Matches in his pockets at all times They sliding into my DMs A couple of you tried but couldn't beat him
Quit playing like Nintendo DS
You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz
Meaning y'all edible
Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible
Brennan's son hit me up
He said it's too loud in the club
Can you pick me up?
King and the sting
King and the sting
King and the sting
Bee sting
Rat king
King and the sting King and the sting Outro Music King, king in the sting King in the sting Got the bees in a trap
Got the cheese on a string