The Golden Hour - Episode 49: Young Rabies & Lil Thicc
Episode Date: December 13, 2019NEW SET and the guys are calling for ALL SINGLE LADIES and nominated ladies to throw your submissions in the hat for a chance to win a King And The Sting sponsored Chinder-Date (A...KA Theo & Brendan are paying). The guys review the top King And The Sting Rap Freestyle Submissions, play the Name Game, and talk Brain Thots, Lil Brows, Caterpillar Eyes, Naughty Mics, Singing Fish, Climbing Vines, Chinder Update (hint, not much), Beatles vs Rolling Stones, Betty White Rumors and much more!1. Postmates - download the postmates app and use code: KATS20192. MVMT - https://mvmt.com/kats3. Stance - https://stance.com/kats4. Honey - https://joinhoney.com/katsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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back off my broccolini get your life together it is don't touch me bro i'm not touching you
my my rap name yeah oh probably yeah oh young rabies little young rabies yeah young rabies
a little thick yeah a little thick boy young rabies a little thick. Yeah, a little thick, boy. A little thick, boy.
Young rabies a little thick in the house.
Damn, dude.
You heard the jerky boys.
Well, we the jerk boys.
What's up, bro?
Ooh.
Yeah.
Fucking jerk boys.
Jerk boys.
Jerk boys.
That's nothing. Jerk boys.
Yeah, you'd be the DJ in the back like, jerk, jerk, jerking, jerking, jerking, jerk, jerk,
jerk, jerking the boys.
Jerking the boys.
Jerking the jerking, jerking, jerking, jerking, jerking, jerking the boys. Jerking the boys. Jerking the boys off.
This is my favorite move in the club, dude.
Climbing the smallest vine in the world, bro.
All right.
Oh, shit.
That Peter Pumpkin.
And then I hit it with the little thick just.
I'm the highest in the room.
Oh, little thick.
This is me eating right now.
Oh, little thick eating, boy.
Grabbing from the cupboard.
Grabbing from the cupboard.
Little thick finishing off a couple buns.
Oh, hot cross buns
they call them over here.
The shakes, bro.
Dude, you should get a tattoo of
a refrigerator on your arm.
Just nutrition facts on my arm.
Of a foot-long
Subway meatball sandwich.
40,000 calories.
Extra cheese. long subway meatball sandwich 40 000 calories extra cheese dude good to see you today man bro keep touching me man the studio looking a little swaggy swaggy
dog yeah huh this thing is really coming along this look like a real lot lizard subway up in
here this hot hole right there they got you don't touch gang someone busted a bunch of honey on the walls all cheese check out the culture
corner coming in there you guys are cultural culture up hose down geez up
Doug don't touch yeah we got that Japanese gang dude um what logo that is where did you do your shirt still has the lines
on it from the box man oh my bad yeah it's brand new little thick y'all little thick y'all little
thick y'all what's up dog little thick got a lot of starch in him little little thick a lot of starch a lot of starch in that in that dang dude
dude what's wrong why don't we start a band dude huh thick and young rays
young rabies and you only wear ray bands oh yeah yeah yeah doug that'd be great bands they give
you disease yeah ray bands everyone gets the flu dude got Ray Bans like no it's rabies dude
no it's just rabies dog
yeah
you gotta tighten the squad up
yeah man
it's a very authentic
looking
sweater bro
dude Mr. Rogers
is fire right now
I'm waiting for it to come out
Tom Hanks
shut Tommy
Tommy Hanks
it's already out
friends call him Tommy
no it drops in Christmas bro
dude
you're talking about the original no you're talking about mr rogers the movie drops
win in december bro with tom hanks or he's winning uh oscar it's already this is dedicated to him
bro is it watch your words dude because he runs hollywood bro you want to work in this industry
yeah you better bow down to the hanks come on you know hey dude you know his son's a
white rapper oh yeah well a lot of those men's if the man is real good his son is real not good
yeah son's real not good at life well there's a lot of that detour dude it's a lot to deal
with your dad's forrest gump you know look like a Fibrarian, dude.
That's what you look like, bro.
That sweater.
You dress like shit. What are you talking about, dude?
Every week.
What are you talking about?
You look like Beavis and Buttsacks.
Bro, this is
a custom jacket, man.
It's a custom green jacket.
That shit is not custom, son.
You look like you make grilled cheese from miley cyrus i came in like a rag and ball
but she's a freak huh who knows no i know no i know i know when i see one i know you think i
wear this sweater no no who's a freak bro bro? Bro, and that straight up DMV starter jacket.
That's a fucking dirty sweater, dude.
That looked like something you stole from some dude who was in his coffin.
Bro, that fucking senior citizen cape.
Dude, you look like shit.
You look like you're going to rob a bank with a Twizzler.
Give me all your money. Oh, it's a red vine. Dude, you look like shit. You look like you're going to rob a bank with a Twizzler. What the fuck?
Give me all your money.
Oh, it's a red vine.
No, man, you're out of your mind.
You're out of your mind, dude.
Bro, you've got to go.
Dude, the only reason on this earth that your mom got catfished by Harvey Lee Oswald.
What?
Harvey Lee Oswald, the painter?
He's from your hometown, bro.
Lee Harvey Oswald, the painter? He's from your hometown, bro. Lee Harvey Oswald.
Give it up for the effort, though. I think that's ten points for the effort.
Those three names, bro.
Bro, that is a lot of names.
That's a lot too many.
Bro, you know you're going to have
you know you're going to have
tripolar disease
and you have three fucking first names
and no last name.
Dude.
Hey, I think what's so distracting is chin right now.
Dude, I can't put anything else.
He fucked up my fucking Harvey Oswald joke.
Oh my God.
Dude, the Akusa is in the house, dog.
Gesundheit, bro.
Whatever you just said.
Chin looks unbelievable.
Dude, is this Chin's effort to get a date?
Chin, is this for Chinder?
Maybe.
It's either Chinder or Chin got a side gig
as an Uber driver.
He said yes, dude.
Hey, Chin, how's that black suburban doing?
I'll be out in two minutes, bro.
Preferences no talking.
He looks like an Uber driver for Ichabod Crane, bro.
Can you stand up, Chin?
I want to see the full length.
Will the real Chin please stand up?
Chin shady.
I'll be calling Chin shady.
Wow, man.
Chin, I hope you get a date, bro.
Dang, that jacket is...
If it doesn't work out, I'll get a job at the morgue.
Dude, check out his earring.
No, he looks like the ghost of Penguin's past, bro.
That's what you look like, dude.
Unbelievable.
Dude, check out that earring.
That earring. earring wow vanilla rice
big trouble in little encino
no chen i'm just joking man you look absolutely wonderful dude you look fucking dope man i bet
you get a date yeah not this thick card catalog jockey over here.
Brittany looks like fucking some old woman who gave birth to the Dewey Decimal System.
Dude.
I look like the fly smaller JC Penney, bro.
Look at what you're talking about.
Bro, what are you talking about?
They said this is a superhero jacket.
This was in the Iron Man area.
I don't think so, dude.
What do you mean you don't think so?
Look at it.
I don't think so, dude.
Yeah, don't think.
Just look at it.
Dude, your therapist emailed me and said she's worried about you.
She said you keep saying you're getting bullied by imaginary friends.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, you know this guy?
Quit emailing me, too, bro.
Bro.
Should be confidential, bro.
She's one of those brain thoughts, man.
She's trying to fucking...
Quit trying to connect with me, man.
Focus on your client here, lady. Dude, let's do something fucking we're trying to connect with me man focus on your client here
lady duty let's do something where we where we burn your uh sweater and all of our grandparents
come back to life can we do that bro you don't want my grandpa coming back or my grandma
they're so racist get them out here man dude you don't fit right't want to smoke grandma monet bro you don't inhale that smoke
dude we all start dropping n-pomps it ain't good man should be pissed the way the world is now
dude i don't say the n-word bro unless you do you feel me
i'm just joking man unbelievable chin chin is just that earring is so swaggy
I'm surprised it held up
how you got here on your ninja
Chin
bro you look like a maitre d
dude you look like
a fucking
Korean funeral bro
you look like you're starting the next
Tokyo drift
fucking Calabasas drift over there it's so dope you look like you're starting the next Tokyo Drift. Fucking Calabasas Drift over there.
It's so dope, dude. You look great, man.
You look like, yeah.
You look like you're definitely-
That earring is so sick, dude.
Ready for some children.
Very nice, man.
Dude, I think we're going to get a lot of applicants.
We already got some, man.
Did we?
Yeah, we got a lot of submissions.
Sorry, Chen.
Nobody submitted, dog.
Not one?
Not one.
What?
Nothing?
Nothing?
Not even trolling? No dudes?? Not one. What? Nothing? Not even trolling?
No dudes?
No transsexuals?
Nothing?
What did one black girl say?
One black woman said, after seeing the cut down of Chin Sing, that he isn't interested
in black women.
Said, it's okay.
We don't want him anyways.
We got that one.
Is she a baddie?
She's pretty good looking.
Damn, Chin Sing. You're lost, Chin. See? She's pretty good looking. Damn, Chen.
You're lost, Chen.
See?
I was trying to help him out, too.
I went, let's go through all of them.
And you should have just went, I like all types.
Racism will cost you, brother.
That'll get you, dude.
Minus one right now on me.
Minus one on the... I feel like we got to post it, though.
Like, really post about it.
Create, like, a whole graphic for Chen.
Man, I can't believe that, Chin.
I would take you out, man.
I would take you out.
Yeah.
Not dressed like that, but yeah.
No, I would take him out dressed like that, dude.
Would you?
Yeah.
I would definitely, man.
Where would you take him?
I'd probably take him to some country that has issues with Koreans and tell him he's a piñata.
That's what I would say.
I would take him to the other Korea
North or south
And be like
Oh I got you guys this
Chin-yata
It's our gift to you
Oh it's a chin-yata
It's a chin-yata
Dude Jesus Christ
Chin-yata
Somebody did send in a song
For Tinder
Oh they did?
Oh yeah
Young Raby's a little thick boy
A little thick in the house, y'all.
Ooh.
This is chin.
You didn't know chin can sing, huh?
Chin can sing his ass off, dog.
Oh, shit.
Get it, Theo.
Ride that horse, dog. I'm riding that chender dog
He's about to bust wasabi all over
Wow man you wrote that too
I'm yelling chender
That shit is catchy
It's going down It's going down I'm yelling ching-da That shit is catchy It's going down
It's going down
I'm yelling ching-da
That's not an Asian accent, bro
Dude, that's how I sing, bro
Where are you going with it?
Dude, don't make this racial, dude
This ain't racial, bro
Dude, it's easy, man
That was a nice song
Did you not enjoy it?
I thought this shit was sick.
Dude, how much emphysema is in your freaking sweater right now?
Emphysema?
More like the Black Plague.
This thing's old school, baby.
No shit.
Smells like smoke.
Smells like cigarettes.
Dude, you look like Mr.
You look like fucking swollen, bro. You look like fucking Swollen, bro.
You look like Blister Rogers.
Blister Rogers?
This shit's fly, dude.
It's a beautiful day.
He's all in the neighborhood.
Hey, give me one of those Dunkin' Sticks, kid.
Give me one of those donut sticks.
He always had swaggy kicks on.
They were always clean.
He took them off.
Who, Mr. Rogers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Beautiful man.
Damn.
Speaking of beautiful, Chin came with that heat today, dude.
That hot, huh?
That thought sobbing, bro.
They're about to come out, bro.
But Chin, dressed like that, dude, you're asking for trouble.
You can get a bunch of strippers looking for their light bills to be paid and shit. You can get a bunch of strippers Looking for For their light bills
To be paid and shit
You feel me
You can get a bunch of
Russian Uber drivers
That want to fight
Yeah
Yeah you're trying to
Take over their territory bro
You're in the valley
Dressed like that son
With an air like that
If you don't have a
Fucking switchblade
Get out of here bro
You got one
I knew it
Hell yeah
Do you have
Throwing stars
No he doesn't
He has one throwing star
I fucking knew it dude
Oh you have one One stuff Bro, he doesn't. He has one throwing star. I fucking knew it, dude. Oh, you have one?
You have one stuff.
Bro.
Because you miss.
You're going to miss with the first one, dude.
Nobody gets the first one right, especially if they haven't been practicing.
Never.
That's ridiculous, Jen.
I thought you had a bag full of them, bro.
Dude, that thing's going to fucking hit nothing.
You're probably going to cut your hand on it.
Yeah, look at how they don't cut their hands
but ladies we got it i mean cat why don't you do an all call for the ladies because
chin submitted that's crazy man you wrote your own gart brooke wrote his own fucking music dude
that shit is purifying maybe kesha see it yeah no you are you you like kesha
chin no see this is the problem he has drug alcohol too which is fine better now she's
better now she's better now but you only get so better you know it's being a little thick
yeah she's better now though she's better now she's better now she's better now dude
dang dude we're trying to get young gravy to let us chat about one of it. Y'all gotta reach out to Young Gravy
and tell him to come on King in the Sting.
I wish he'd let us use his song.
Yeah. He might.
As an intro. Come on, you got
Young Gravy, you got Lil Thicc,
you got Rabies.
Come on, Thicc.
This is my move, though. You gotta have a better move
than this, climbing up the fucking smallest
stuff in my face.
It's going down.
I'm now lynching them.
Dude, what about this one, bro?
What's that?
That you're eating a muffin.
Too much work, bro.
A little butter, though.
That's shut down the dance floor.
It's too stiff, dude.
It's too stiff.
Like, ugh, this guy eating an invisible muffin.
This guy pretending to eat muffins on the dance floor.
And he's definitely too thick.
Chinder, huh?
Wow.
I'm yelling chinder.
And that rose, bro.
He's got that rose.
Is that a traditional Asian?
Do you bring flowers?
Is that a traditional thing?
Yeah.
Flowers, sometimes fruits. Just depending. What do they call it? A dowry. A dowry, right? Yeah. asian like if you do bring flowers is that a traditional thing okay uh yeah flower sometimes
fruits or like like uh what they call it like a dowry dowry right yeah a lot of asian countries
do that vietnamese people do that when people get married instead of a dowry you basically
buy the wife in exchange for like fruits damn that was just like what mangoes were we talking
about well vietnamese fruits so yeah like what like what kind of fruit
we talked about nice stuff pears like a cream you ever had a korean pear huh you ever had a korean
pear you don't know if that's a real thing hey i promise i do i love korean pears really yeah
they're fat i like oh pears a lot of hotties out there korean pears yeah they're sick bro it's right
there the asian pear dude but i get my shit from Koreatown.
They each come individually wrapped.
Go to that third one.
Yeah, right there.
Individually wrapped, too.
Shit's special, dude.
Brendan knows what's up.
It's almost like an apple, but it's like a pear.
It's a pear, Brendan.
They're so nice.
They're so fucking fresh.
God, they're beautiful.
What is that little jacket that they're in?
Yeah, it's like they're each individually snuggled up in these little like almost kind of stockings yeah dude that thing looks like it's sexual bro
hey they're wet bro you bite in that thing it's shit so juicy what i'll bring i'll bring some
i'll bring some dude relax i don't i'm still looking at the picture i'm not moving rabies
be cool dude i'll bring us some my bad bro young rabies, dude. I'm going to bring you some. My bad, bro. Young rabies, you know?
Oh, lordy, time to get you something, boy.
Boy, well, you can get anything you want now.
You kind of got your own personal assistant.
Really?
What you need?
Oh, I want something good.
You want that sticky bun in the afternoon?
No, no.
You want that hot cocoa at night?
Bro, if you got all that going on, bro, you need a new deodorant, I think.
Dude, you want that Cinnabon in your freaking mouthpiece at 3 p.m.?
Dude, start using Postmates, bro.
Postmates, your personal food delivery, grocery delivery, whatever kind of delivery service all year round, 365 days a year, 24-7.
Yeah, your little nephew won't shut up.
Throw a falafel in that little bastard.
Yeah, Doug, wherever you at.
No more trips to the store.
No more trips to the store.
Do you still go into the store?
What is it, 1910?
God, Postmates will deliver anything, dude.
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Download the app on your phone.
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Think about something.
Now think about having it.
That's Postmates.
That's Postmates.
Yeah, it's that middle man.
It's like having a genie, but you have way more than three wishes, Doug.
Yeah, dude.
For a limited time, man, Postmates is giving you guys $100 of free delivery credit for
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Get that.
Oh, man.
I don't even know what time it is anymore.
I don't either, dude.
But if I wanted to, I bet there's a way.
There is a way, and you can look pretty cool doing it you know what
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our raps what about our raps do we do people submit raps oh people submitted raps dog anything
good huh we got i know i know dick cannon and Eminem are going at it, so maybe if these are good, we can throw them in.
Nick Cannon's going at it?
Nick Cannon's going at it, dude, with Eminem.
Oh, damn, dude.
Yeah.
Start climbing Eminem's family.
Wow, the winner should get that jacket.
A couple senior citizens fucking going at it.
That gold jacket, getting that Hall of Fame of Heaven, baby.
Bro, Brennan looks like a librarian who knows how to work the lard catalog.
Okay, that's what I'm saying, bro.
The lard catalog. You look fucking catalog you look so fucking flammable you look so flammable bro
dude you're gonna be the one laughing when yeah mr roger comes out dude you're like holy shit
brendan was ahead of the curve and everyone's rocking this shit i'm already laughing did you
see the boys in crenshaw with this shit on?
You're like, oh, shit.
Brendan started that trend.
Let's see what's up, dude.
That movie's out.
Is it out?
Yes.
No.
It drops in December.
It's December now.
I thought end of December, around Christmas.
Did you see it, D?
No, I just saw it.
You see every movie.
Is it out?
I'm going to go see it.
When did it come out?
It came out this week, though.
Yeah, it came out. Probably last week yeah brendan's one of those guys
that doesn't know uh that it's just oh bro it came out november i'm sorry it came out on november
22nd well it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood not hearing a lot of buzz about it now won't you
be my neighbor won't you be my neighbor no Won't you be my neighbor?
No.
Nope.
Absolutely not.
We're going to be moving.
I'll be on Zillow.
I'll be on Zillow.
I'm going to order an Uber, and Chin's going to show up and drive me away.
Nick, how is it in there?
Nick's holding the studio down in here.
Good?
He seems thrilled.
His energy's out of this world.
His energy level's out of this world. Bro, we locked him in a room.
Would you drink a bunch of Mountain Dew Red?
Please, calm down, Nick.
Bro, he's from the Midwest.
He had two glasses of milk this morning, dude.
Hell yeah.
You got to know, bro.
Oatmeal cookie.
How were the raps, though, D?
We got them.
Did people send videos?
People sent some videos.
You want to see?
Please.
All right.
Up first, our boy Adam Martin.
That's not a good rap name. What's up, Theo? What's up, Brendan? My name's Adam. videos you want to see please all right up first our boy Adam Martin
what up Theo what up Sha I've got a debate club for y'all.
Who's more likely to go and bust a nut in Derek's mom?
What up, Kat?
Where you at?
That boy Chinky used to slap.
Can't wait to hear you two dumb motherfuckers rap.
Yeah, I ain't black.
Yeah, I'm white.
Still spit bars and I'm all right.
Got relationship advice.
Culture corner got the rice.
It don't matter what you want.
King and sting do what it does.
You guys are the best.
Gang gang buzz, boss.
I'm not mad at that, dude. I'm not mad at that, dude.
I'm not mad at this, dude.
Wow. And look at the finish
with the flag in the back, dude.
Hell yeah, man.
Machine gun Kelly? What's up, bro?
Oh, sick.
Yeah, dude.
Wow. That's gangsta. Let's
run through that one more time.
I was on board.
He called Chin Chinky.
Like you haven't thought about that.
He didn't say Chinky with a long Y.
It's almost the second time. Second time This guy's great Wow
King of Stinger TRL
Wow dude
We gotta buy that guy a llama bro
That guy seemed like he would love a llama
Or love anything
Some fresh llama dude
Shout out to that guy
Oregon
Beautiful place I went to a hamster farm dude shout out to that guy wow where was that from oregon gang shout out to the ducks beautiful
place i went to a um i went to a hamster farm uh hamster breeding facility up there when i was
last year yeah i went to nike town up there did you yeah it's oregon though you know anything's
possible in oregon man do whatever you want yep what. What else we got? Do this, do that.
We got another one, man.
We got people sending them in.
This is Austin Pollard.
It's going to be tough to beat that one.
Yeah, nobody has a rap name, which is weird.
We'll give them rap names.
Let me hear them.
Oh, he looks like he has beats.
That's Little Brows, bro.
Brows up, hoes down.
Bro.
Brows up, hoes down.
Little Brow.
Little Brow.
You guys are from, like, Texas. Get them, Caterpillar Eyes.
You're mean, man. on his shoulder but it's still gold and yet it's still fire if you don't like hanging this thing you're a liar bernard's got like a thousand different hustles one of them's at nordstrom
rack doing tires your son on the email like please get me out of here
watching the irishman eating pizza drinking half a beer now on the theo von looking like the type
of dude that has to read a song snap back on about to hit the crib and turn Snapchat on. It's all good, we still mess with ya.
1800 Pico Boulevard, go get that hitter.
Eric and Kat, y'all doing great.
Thursday upload, not a minute late.
Y'all wanted to rap, I had to demonstrate.
Brand new studio, y'all feeling great.
Putting Chris Delano in his place.
Now let's go and get Chinna a date.
Oh yeah!
Dude!
This is legit, bro! Dude, Little Browse was great, yeah! Oh, dude! This is legit, bro!
Dude, little brows was great, bro!
You know...
Bro!
Dropping...
You dropped something, sir? Bars!
That shit was bar, dude!
We're like breakfast club now, bro!
What's up, dude?
Yeah, but you ate all the breakfast.
Dude, we're breakfast clowns.
You're DJ Eggs, bro.
I'm Charlamagne.
No, dude.
You're fucking a little scrambled.
Yeah, bro.
That's who you are.
Dude, you got to apologize to this guy.
You went in on him.
His little brows is dope, though.
His eyebrows are fucking sick, dude.
Girls pay a lot of money.
Look, that's not clowning him.
Those bars.
Dude, those.
Really?
You guys thought I was clowning?
Little Brow's?
What?
Dude, I'm little thick.
He's Little Brow's.
What's up, dude?
Dude, I don't know.
You'd be the first guy signed to Shop Records.
What's up, bro?
Shop Records.
Shop Records, bro. Shop Records, bro. Oh, I thought you said Shop Records. What's up, bro? Shop Records.
Shop Records, bro.
Oh, I thought you said Shop Records.
I thought you meant tow trucks.
No, dude.
We're like Death Row, bro.
Yeah, dude, but with a little more death.
No, a lot more row.
You feel me?
Dude, that guy was fucking great.
We got to apologize.
Do we go back to that one again?
That was good huh
Oh man he went
I thought I started with Brendan
And went to Theo's
God he went hard
That's great
He's been waiting for this all his life
I feel like we're in a lot of foreigners Like Texas and Irvine or some shit. King in the sting.
Look.
Brendan and Theo.
Fighter and Creole.
Shout out New Orleans and shout out to CO.
Colorado more specifically bolder.
Brendan came in with a ship on his shoulder.
But it's still gold and yet it's still fire.
If you don't like king in the sting you're a liar.
Brendan's got like a thousand different hustles.
One of them's at Nostromacto in Thailand.
Knock right on pop.
We hear you loud and clear.
Your son on the email like, please get me out of here
Watching the Irishman eating pizza, drinking half a beer
Out on the Theo Vaughn
Looking like the type of dude that tries to read a song
Smoking cigarettes with a snapback on
Have to hit the crib and turn Snapchat on
This song is still a switch
At 1800 Pico Boulevard, go get that hit
Derrick and Cat, y'all doing great
Thursday upload, not a minute late.
Y'all wanted to rap, I had to demonstrate.
Brand new studio, y'all feeling great.
Putting Chris Delano in his place.
Now let's go and get Chenna a date.
Ay!
Ay!
Ay!
God, dude.
I feel like that should be our theme song.
That shit was cold, dog.
This is a rap battle.
He won.
Yeah, it's hard to get off of it, isn't it?
It's hard to get off.
I'll go on that train with you, dog.
We riding all the way.
Will you pull me back?
Yeah, please.
Please.
Thank you.
It was so good.
I know.
Wow, bro.
That's the Lord's work there, bro.
Dang, dude.
God damn, that was good.
Bar-la-loo-ya, bro.
That dude had some bars, man. Little brows. Gang, bro. Bar-la-loo-ya, bro. That dude had some bars, man.
Little Brows.
Gang, bro.
That's a compliment.
Dude, hell yeah, dude.
Google, Netscape, that guy's got it all, dude.
He'll leave you searching for your fucking feelings.
Those are some good lyrics, man.
We got one more?
We got one more.
This guy, no video for this guy, though.
It's going to be tough to beat that guy.
It's going to be tough to beat that one.
Here we go, though.
We should play that one, the end of every king in the sting.
This is our boy, Decadent Nature, up next.
Whoa.
Our boy?
This sounds like an escort.
This also sounds like an expensive chocolate.
Yeah, it does.
Also, I'm going to give him another name, Little Nat.
How about we just shorten everything?
Little Nat.
Little Nat.
Little Nat.
Little Nat. How about we just shorten everything? Little Nat. Little Nat. Little Nat. Little Nat, yeah.
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to the king in the stand.
Hip hop, hip hop.
The greatest show on earth.
The greatest show on earth.
Fuck the free world.
The greatest show on earth.
Brennan Shaw.
The culture core. 818. Fuck the free world. 3 worlds? What? 8.8
8.8?
You bust a 3 worlds?
Don't touch me bro
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In the steam
Don't touch me bro
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Long intro bro
I'm the rap king I be sippin big round
K A T, feel the breakdown
Feet opened and burned the place down
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It's that movie, that 19-minute song, bro.
You know what I'm saying? That fucking movie all night, dog.
Brennan Shaw.
The Culture Corner.
Don't touch me, bro.
This is the kind of shit you sleepwalk through, bro.
You mean sleepdance?
Sleep crip walk, dude.
Wake up, bro.
Oh, God.
Wake up, man up wake up bro
well that was heaven
dude these people showed out
that was dope
I'm just you know I just
I always wanted my own rap show like this
fuck dude I didn't even eat any breakfast I just realized
sorry I didn't mean to change the subject
what's the breakfast club bro
we're taking
over culture culture dude i don't think we can handle the free world bro no we can't handle it
dude uh if they keep sending them hot ass tracks wow man i feel like we got to do something for
these people that sent those tracks these tracks are pretty dope man dude that's a little browse
i think we need to play it to the end for the rest of the month at the end of the episodes.
Yeah, maybe we can just put a different one in.
Or we could put a different one in for different episodes.
Yeah, that shit was dope.
That was hard, too.
Yeah.
He needs to release that as a goddamn single, dude.
Well, curse the Lord, Brendan.
It's so good.
I said goddamn.
You could say that.
G-A-H-T
Damn
God damn
That's Vietnamese isn't it
Yeah it is
God damn
God damn
God damn
That's cool
Well shout out to those guys man
Hell yeah
Unbelievable man
That shit was hard
Me too
Unbelievable
We're in the new studio
Looking live
Let's give a round of applause
To Nick man
For helping put this together
Yes
Culture Corner
How does it feel To have your own mic, Kat?
Oh, it's amazing.
I mean, now I don't have to feel like I'm holding it with both.
This just looks inappropriate when we're switching between Derek and I.
Yeah, we have a lot of people have screen grabbed that part of the episode.
A lot of people like that.
I know people are going to be pretty disappointed that you guys aren't sharing a mic anymore.
Yeah.
Someone asked if you could make your hands smaller, Kat, as well.
They also asked for bigger mics.
Someone said, can you please get those big, long, naughty mics?
I'm like, oh.
Do you know who makes them?
I don't know, man.
Just fucking figure it out.
All right, dude.
Makes you look real thick.
Yeah.
Welcome.
Can you get thicker mics?
Yeah, I guess, dude. I didn't know why they wanted them, dude. Make sure they're real thick. Yeah. Can you get thicker mics? Yeah, I guess, dude.
I didn't know why they wanted them, man.
Can you get them short, thick mics?
You are.
Oh, yeah.
Welcome to the court case in the sting.
Dude, we're going to jail, man.
We really are, though.
No, we're going to heaven, bro.
Especially after that, man.
When that rap happened, dude.
I remember I was sleeping and cramp walking that shit was crazy dude dude have we done anything did we find a woman for
chin i can't even remember what's going on yeah i forgot why i do this no women for
dude yeah for a second i felt like dr drayman like we're discovering new talent dude did you just all white talent you hit up your boy david duke see what he thinks bro first of all david duke is getting too old
to text call him up dude play the tracks for him i'll actually i would call him and talk to him
no i'm not while i'm here dude oh he's still a human being he had a couple of tough years, man. Tough years? There weren't a lot of local groups
to meet up with others.
This was back before they had fucking,
you know, everybody was having a blast.
You haven't read those Yelp reviews
on his crew then, man.
It's not good, dude.
What if they had the Klu Klux Klan Yelp reviews?
They have like a big black list.
Like, I was there the other night and not very welcoming.
Took forever to even get noticed, bro.
No parking.
Whole room full of service.
$19 for a hat?
Are you shitting me?
Well, that's like Klu Klux Klan.
They used to have this seafood restaurant called Klu Klux Klam's, bro.
In like 1996.
I will say this, bro.
Good chowder, dog.
That's the only thing I'll say.
I don't have clams inland.
I don't eat clams real far inland.
But I got about a 20 mile.
I'll do 20 miles inland.
I'll do a
clam bro but after that we don't know midwest yeah i haven't fucking they try to give me oysters in
kansas city i have to get that shit out my face bro yeah dude i was somewhere i was in uh in
columbia missouri and they had carp on the menu i'm like i don't know about that somebody had
just grilled up one of those fishes that sings on the wall.
I'm like, this shit is a little.
Oh, you're talking about the fish that goes, put me in the water.
Take me to the river.
Dude, I love those things.
Bro, I'm actually.
Put me in the water.
I'm actually dressed like one of them.
Yeah, you do.
I'll hit the button.
Take me to the river. Take me to the river.
Put me in the water.
Dude, those
things are lit, bro.
Put me in, coach.
Yeah, those things are working.
I love those things. They still make them?
You can give it like CBS, I think.
They scare burglars. They were one of the first things ever to
scare a burglar was one of those things, dude. make emotion activated yeah there it is i used to have one man
that shit's hilarious yeah dude those things are still good hell yeah classic
shut up the fish i'm exhausted man is that the show
yeah what are we doing more collars rapping or what are we doing? You got more collars
rapping or what are we doing? No, that was it for the rappers.
Thanks for sending them in. What do you guys think of the rappers?
Dude, I like them, man. Browse, Caterpillar
Eyes, which is a great album title.
Let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
Those are the three best. How are
the others? Because when rap's bad,
it's...
It was my day. It was my day it was my day bro just watching you guys try
your hardest i know thank you the effort it's all about effort it's all about effort man was there a
lot of them that came in yeah oh yeah everybody's a rapper no no no black guys no black guys wow
really we didn't ask for them but if they're out there, send them in, fellas.
But I think at a certain point, I wonder if it's...
Did we get any Mexican guys, too?
No, it was all white boys.
Damn.
But we did ask for white rappers.
That's a good point.
Yeah, bro.
This is my thing.
A bunch of white guys sent in raps, but not one girl went after Chin?
No.
I know, man.
That is a bummer.
What's wrong with the world, dude?
They haven't seen the earring yet.
The earring just really seals it, dude.
What is it about Chin that keeps him away from women, do you feel like, Kat?
I think there's a lot.
I'm not quite sure where to start.
I think he's very picky.
Where'd he go, though?
Doctor's appointment.
Oh, fuck.
I thought he was hiding under the desk.
Dude, does this jacket make my neck look short?
Kind of.
No, you're born that way.
Kind of.
Damn, I felt like it did.
Fuck.
It's not a bad look.
Well, sounds like it.
It's not great, though.
Okay. Sounds like it's bad. I don't know what to do for sounds like it. It's not great, though. Okay.
Sounds like it's bad.
I don't know what to do for Cheney.
He's so picky.
He's so picky.
Like, there'll be some dying piece of like...
Yeah, and he'll find something wrong with their elbows.
He's very, very picky.
And you can't, yeah.
It's impossible, dude.
You can get your elbows sharpened, too.
There's a girl on YouTube that can open her envelope with an elbow.
Open mail or do like a mail opening.
I don't know what you do for chin, man.
I don't know.
Talk about a mail order bride though, huh?
That's a bad joke.
Let's do a Russian bride.
Oh, to get chin?
Yeah.
I think he'll come around when he's ready.
I think he's going to have to really want it.
He's 42 though.
But he's going to have to start to realize at a certain age we realize either you know i'm gonna be that nothing's
gonna change unless i do something different you know because for a while we're like oh some lady
will come by you know i'll walk past like a tall castle and some lady will be trapped in it or
something like you have these crazy ideas when you're young you know and then you get older
you're like oh man i don't even i live in a shitty neighborhood
you know nick has a girl there's no castle chin that's true nick's been out dating he's been hot
fuck yeah he's been hot yeah chin i don't i don't know i don't know where to begin it's
such a long story with him that's why it's a lot it's a lot and it goes back sometimes
generational well chin too like dude you me. I just like to work.
I'm like, no, I get it, dude.
You're only here a few hours.
Like, what are you doing the rest of the day?
What are you doing at night?
Yeah.
You're singing tunes.
What are you doing at night?
What if you can't?
Yeah, what about when you close your eyes at night?
Who's there with you?
Nobody.
Yeah, it's kind of sad, dude.
How about those white rappers, though? Fuck, dude. This thing makes my neck look short damn oh you didn't know that
huh you didn't know that you said i look good peter dinklage for a second
oh hell yeah dude you're an asshole. Okay. I do.
I look like.
I thought you were trying to make us look like the movie twins.
I look like Iron Man needs a tetanus shot.
That's what I feel like.
I look like the Jolly Green Gigolo.
Iron Man suit got rabies.
What happened?
No, you look good, dude.
You're a real dick butt, dude.
I don't look good.
Thank you, Kat, for telling me I'm going to take this off.
Just trying to relax a little.
Starting to sweat a little bit.
Yeah, I'm trying to get out of my fighting weight.
Now how does that one this cheap t-shirt?
Look, man man this is easy
for me bro
look if you want to
look through paperwork
or whatever
like you can
Brendan I love
when Brendan looks
at paper that has
words on it
when do we have
paperwork
when we get him
on the screen
yeah we can man
what a waste
I know
and we look like dorks
but I think it brings
us closer together man
yeah you might be right
and nothing's closer
together than a pair of socks bro did you ever worn a pair of your friends warm socks that's
living brother especially if they're stance if they're stance and you wear them then i put them
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Stance socks are phenomenal.
They're so good, man.
Look, I'll be honest.
I've been rocking stance for almost probably five years now.
Me too.
Dude, I got them.
I got the pairs, the black and white pairs.
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Dude, my boy Daniel Ricardo, F1 driver, sent me his, the Honey Badgers.
Really?
Those are dope too, bro.
Never heard of them, dude.
The only Honey Badger I know is Walter Matthau, bro.
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Dude, you got me this?
Huh?
If you got me this, man, I'd be stoked.
You will not be stoked then.
But I will tell you this.
I did just get my brother the Grateful Dead set off of there.
He's a deadhead.
He has a tattoo of Jerry Lewis or whatever on his chest.
Oh, you're talking about the ice cream?
Jerry Garcia?
Yeah, Jerry Garcia.
Sorry.
Type of ice cream.
Yeah.
He has it on his chest.
Oh, that's cool. Yeah, but anyway, I just got him those socks. They, type of ice cream. Yeah. He has it on his chest. Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, but anyway, I just got him those socks.
They got a good, the office, if you like the office socks.
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Who tells about your family's tattoos?
Dude, I'm fucking so lonely, bro.
I'm so fucking lonely, man.
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All right.
Oh, bro.
Does he really have a tattoo of Jack Garcia?
Wow.
Right here on his chest.
What a freak.
That's fantastic.
Gangster, dude.
Dude.
So gangster.
Does he eat tubs of the ice cream, too?
I don't think so.
Is he thick?
He's, uh, we're all naturally kind of breaded in the top.
Is he thick?
You know.
Is he a thick?
Like, he'll never see our traps, you know.
Is he a thick tender?
Uh, he's not thick.
He is, huh, dude?
He's thick.
No, he ain't.
Yeah, he is, dude.
He's actually pretty lean. Is he? With't. Yeah, he is, dude. He's actually pretty lean.
Is he?
With a Jerry Garcia tattoo?
Fuck no.
There's no lean deadheads, bro.
You're right, bro.
They're fucking saviors.
Fat as shit.
Let's just say this, dude.
He's comfortable looking.
That's his body type.
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the name game you guys up for it sure first this is Andrew Stone speak Andrew
oh we've got something from him before every Have we? I think so. Yo, what up?
I got one for the new hitter, the Name Gang.
Who can name more nocturnal animals?
Let me know.
Name Gang.
Buzz.
I love that, dude.
You go, I go.
Okay.
You guys ready?
Wait, give us one second so we can, all right.
So we can know.
We don't want y'all seeing.
Okay.
Well, he's going to go, Then we should go back and forth.
Okay.
All right.
Batman.
That's a human.
Bat.
That works.
Owl.
Owl.
Ooh, owl is good.
Worm.
Moles.
Moles what?
Moles.
M-O-L-E. mole okay okay okay um hold on keep going we'll fact check out okay fucking yeah and nick can write it down derrick if you're responsible for writing it down
derrick has a computer from me he's writing it on his phone dude yeah that's very strange my turn nighttime animal i'm gonna go
with a trusty armadillo god i don't know if they are a nighttime animal do they stay up at night
see just google armadillo images see if there's any pictures of just darkness around them in their eyes lit up all right then i'll go while they're looking i'm gonna say a shark
nighttime animal bro they can't stop they can't stop they will stop all night bro are they really
all night if they that's how they breathe do sharks get rest at night will you google that
they don't they can't stop swimming they just keep move nonstop. So that's nocturnal, son. Do sharks sleep?
Derek's checking right now.
Sharks do not sleep.
Princesses have to active restful, so they go.
You know what I'm saying?
Wow.
You could just type in nocturnal animals, guys.
We didn't want y'all to see them all.
Yeah.
Well, you don't have to bring it.
I guess, whatever.
Nice try, dude. Bro, dude. whatever keep going dude nice try dude
bro dude
wow
we could swing at the list
and not have it on the screen
Brennan's still running
on fucking
Netscape
yeah
go ahead bro
okay I'll go with
the nocturnal animal
and I'm gonna treat you guys
to a very special animal
right now
and this wonderful animal
that a lot of people
aren't even familiar with is called a lightning bug.
Is its street name?
That Ford lightning bug, Doug.
All right.
I'm going to hit you this one.
Theo's mom probably grills them up on the weekends.
That little possum.
What's up, Doug? Them things are cute yeah they're cute dude they are not tasty though tough meat it's all fat bro
and some of the some of the meat is just brown fat yeah that makes sense and you're like what
is this dude is this meat kind of jerky is this mom okay nocturnal animal i'm gonna go with an animal that
a lot of people don't even really often chat about or talk with other people about because
they're afraid uh spider man i feel like we're just naming animals i don't think all spiders
are nocturnal i'm gonna hit you with that burglar
of the rainforest that fucking raccoon
raccoon
the raccoon and the rat king baby dude raccoons always get caught they're like they're always like oh my man damn burglars don't they yeah they do yeah they have those eye things like this at all times
human hands yeah dude they're all
okay nocturnal animal let me think about one that's very nocturnal yeah please do
okay an animal you'll see at night if you're outside at night yes nighttime yep and you are
say you're wandering around and you think oh what is that an animal and that animal
yes no i'm not an idea, as I feel you. It's no, I'm not, dude. I'm not an idea. Rottweiler.
I'm serious,
dude.
Look it up,
Derek.
Rottweilers at night.
Rottweilers.
Derek,
if you don't know how to spell Rottweiler,
you just lost
your urban cartoon.
I had to wait
for Google to tell me.
I didn't know.
Dog,
that's y'all's Trojan horse, dude.
Fucking come on, bro.
Dude, all the things they help, my Rottweiler won't sleep at night.
Rottweiler at night.
She cries a lot at night, and that's what I would hear.
You lost, bro.
You lost, dog.
Deal lost.
Big brown one, though.
Good effort.
I'll give you that.
Dang, bro.
That was fun, man.
Nocturnal. Let's go to Kat. Derek, bro. That was fun. Nocturnal.
Let's go to Kat.
Derek, what do you guys have?
Nocturnal animals?
Is a coyote a coyote?
Escorts count?
Escorts definitely.
Strippers are nocturnal.
That's a great idea, Kat.
Strippers are nocturnal.
We would have took that submission, by the way.
Actually, that would have made it. That's a great one. That would have would have took that submission, by the way. Actually, that would have made it.
That's a great one.
That would have made it.
Nick, you got any?
A lot.
Okay.
Well, that's it for that.
Nick's looking at it.
I feel like we did all right, though.
When's the last time you had to come up with that?
It's hard to think about what animals are out there at night.
Are coyotes nocturnal? Them little bitches be howling at night running the crib yeah they how do they really yeah damn i have don't have that kind of money where i have
coyote problems okay you have bums howling there's only yeah you have to be like a brand new american mexican person to have
coyote issues or a wealthy fucking person true i like those kangaroos son oh those ruse but they
sleep a lot i think yeah they're my turn are they really fuck i like a nice kangaroo i should you
know what is funny sometimes when i think about them i do think about him like being up at night so that'd be dope that shit's really cool that fucking honey
spilled a lot on what were you doing spreading the hun spreading the hun and sticky buns bro
that pellet time bro you fucking You're fucking spilling sugar, bro.
Brennan's the only guy that sweats and then dips a bread in it.
Look at that sweat with these buns underneath.
Those sticky buns on it.
Got them fresh sticky buns coming off.
Little thick, bro.
Little thick.
Man, these things are thick. These things are thick, girl. coming up little thick bro little thing and he's saying that I'm Peloton's
cardio bunny
my username is it really yeah people
figured it out
yeah I'm sure I think the heart in this Me like, damn, shall I go harder than this? I was like, whoa, whoa, dude.
Hey, take it easy, man.
I was doing a lot that day.
Damn, dude, I work at UPS and I beat your ass in A's class.
Like, whoa.
The name's Cardio Bunny Thick for a reason, dude.
Damn, dog.
That's your fucking screen name you're a man that's hilarious i'm trying to catfish these hoes
what i think i'm a little cute like girl with a thick ass i'm on that bike that's my big ass
little thick hoes what's up 300 classes correct your boy
ali love knows what's up i take classes. Come at your boy, bro. What, dude? Allie Love knows what's up.
I take her class every morning.
Shout out to Allie Love.
Robin, keep doing the damn thing.
Robin.
New York classes.
Also, Peloton, don't let that commercial get you down.
These hoes can't hold us down.
I know stock's a little low.
We coming back, though.
Don't let that Peloton.
I got you, bro.
Happy to.
Yeah, I'll get you one for Christmas.
Christmas, you will?
Yeah, I'll get you one for Christmas I'll get you one
for Christmas
take me to the river
alright man
man
what the fuck
Derek run the show
or fucking
god damn it Derek
dang Derek
alright about some
debate club
first
this is Justin
dude I've had so much fun i'm fucking tired
hey the white rappers exhausted me they were so good so fucking good where are they out of body
experience for a second i went are we nick cannon in the morning is that what we do now is this 105 The Hot... I think that's right. Are we big boy now?
We just took over
a pop in LA?
But it's an all white station?
Dude, and I'm Ellen.
I'm Ellen Degenerate.
I'm gonna dance while the commercial's on.
Dude, how about this, though?
The best nocturnal animal nobody named, the white rapper.
You know they're up all night making beats?
Ah.
We saw.
Dude, also something we forgot, nocturnal.
Serial killers.
What?
They only kill in the night?
No, they don't, bro.
Only the night, bro?
You can't kill them every day? Only the night. Jeffrey, they don't, bro. Only the night, bro. You can't kill them in the middle of the day.
Only in the night.
Jeffrey Dahmer, nocturnal.
Dude, we need a brave-ass serial killer that's willing to kill her in the daytime.
That's the next thing.
That might be Chin.
Daylight savings killer.
Yeah, dog.
I could see Chin having that.
The sunrise killer?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That lunch killer.
Yeah. That afternoon killer killer the brunch murderer that traffic
jam killer get your traffic oh it's bumper to bumper
dude they say the face you make when you're dying
is the face you have in heaven, dude. How crazy
is that?
If you get stabbed, yeah.
So you gotta look confident
as fuck when you die, dude.
Like, even if you burn to death, you better be like,
I'm gonna die like this.
Where, dude?
Oh, yeah. Dude, you wanna work at this zoo that i fucking almost went in on
i told you i'd invest dude just but as long as you guys had a bald eagle i'm in dude oh they
got fucking eagles down there man they got a lot of fucking illegal birds down there
so they said they needed bouncers i'm like it's a zoo
they're like but we want to serve liquor
we need liquor
we need
we're trying to get drink specials
they said we need a liquor license
I'm like it's Mexico
dude
that's the liquor license
you can drink man you can enjoy yourself
I'm gonna give these ostriches
tequila, man.
Yeah.
Just random shit.
Man, these fucking flamingos, bro.
These flamingos.
One of them has a knife.
Sorry, I was hung out with Bobby Lee yesterday.
So every now and then he comes out of me.
All right.
What do you got, dude?
We got our boy Justin from SD.
Justin from San Diego.
Hello, Dale. Hello, Dale.
Hello, Brendan.
This is Justin from San Diego.
And I have a debate club for you guys today.
Beautiful teeth.
I grew up listening to classic rock, and I still do listen to classic rock quite a bit.
And I want to know, what do you guys like better, The Rolling Stones or the Beatles? It's the age old
question. I personally
have to go with the Rolling Stones
but I want to know what you guys think.
Stones
gang, Beatle Buzz.
Let's hear it.
Peace.
It's a good question.
It's kind of like, what do you prefer?
The whole fucking band? The boys with the dickhead haircut? Remember when they all had the dickhead haircut? it's a good question it is it's kind of like what do you prefer the whole band the boys
with the dickhead haircut remember they all had the dickhead the monkeys they all looked the same
was that the monkeys beatles did oh they had that they had that they did the same thing too
oh yeah they did the same thing too john lege john lennon right john legend he's
dark beetle yeah the darkestle bro Oh so back to
Rolling Stones
The lead singer Mick Jagger right
That dude's bodied
He's the first one to do this
The duck lips
Yeah he looks like
Steven Tyler if you like
Hung his head out of a window for a long time
Out of a moving car No Out of a moving car.
No, these guys are legends, man.
When it goes to hits, Rolling Stones has some hits.
Give me one of their bands.
Look at that guy right there.
Is that Chun-Li?
No, is that...
Shred City.
That guy's shredded.
He stays in shape.
That's the old Harry Styles, brother.
That dude's a legend.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm more of a Rolling Stones fan.
Yeah, what was the other band?
I can't get no...
Satisfaction.
Now, the Beatles, you knew more of them.
Like, I can't tell you who else is in the Rolling Stones, man.
Me neither.
It's Mick Jagger, and then after that, dude, it's all marbles.
Mick Jagger and friends.
Yeah.
And Stones.
Yeah.
The Beatles.
Pyrite.
I have no clue, bro.
The Beatles, too.
It's John Legend.
God damn it.
John Lennon.
John Lennon.
Who else?
Paul McCartney.
Ringo Starr.
They can beat.
Yeah, dude.
Ringo.
Just on the keyboard, wouldn't he?
Yeah.
He kind of was like a Muppet.
Yeah, he's kind of like...
But as far as tunes, dude...
Dude, hold on.
We can't not name all four Beatles, bro,
or we're going to fucking lose half of our listeners.
John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr.
Who's that fourth...
Who's the guy that got murdered by his wife?
No, no, that's John Lennon.
Phil Hartman.
That's Phil Hartman.
That's Phil Hartman. That's Phil Hartman.
You're thinking of George.
But who's the fourth Beatle?
Chris Benoit.
No, that's a wrestler.
That's right.
He was murdered, too, by his wife.
Benny...
No, no, he killed his wife
and then killed himself.
Yes.
And they're like,
go with CTE.
I'm like, I don't think so
because I have it.
Oh, you know who it was?
Speaking of your Tennessee Titans hat,
go Titans, dude.
Steve McNair. Steve McNair. Good call. Steve McNair. The fourth Beatle. Oh, you know who it was? Speaking of your Tennessee Titans hat, go Titans, dude. Steve McNair.
Steve McNair.
Good call.
Steve McNair.
The fourth Beatle.
Yeah, he was.
R.I.P.
Man.
Might have been Ray Cruz.
No.
Everybody, every time somebody shoots somebody or has an abortion, they blame it on Ray Cruz,
dude.
So sick of that.
I can't.
I still can't.
The fourth. I know you can't bro do you know i've known you
for years man you have any clue whatever it is you can't um the fourth beetle yeah dude you think
i'm a freaking delinquent yeah i do really even after i took off that jacket with this fresh ass net bro it's fucking it has a chance though do you want you and peter dinklage to have a headbutting
contest hold on the fourth beetle is i know it it's ringo it's paul it's Daniel, no. Who's the other one? John. John, Paul, Ringo, and...
You're right there.
John, Paul, Ringo, and...
Andy.
Alan.
DeFray.
It's a man.
Todd Snyder.
No, it's not Todd.
Think about the letters of the alphabet.
Go through that.
Start with an A.
No.
B.
No.
C.
No.
D.
No. Harry. No. What, no. D. No.
Henry?
Harry, no.
What's his...
Harry's the last name you're close with that.
Barry.
It's not Barry.
God, what is it?
No.
Truth, you said?
Truth is a black guy?
It's truth.
Who is it?
George.
George!
George what? Harrison. George! George what?
Harrison.
George Harrison, you idiot.
Never heard of him.
Yeah, well.
I've never heard of that man.
George Harrison, bro.
What?
George got some hits, bro.
You've never heard of George.
George Harrison?
Is George still alive?
No.
I've heard of him a thousand times, you freak.
Dude, Paul McCartney won't fucking leave us alone.
He's killing it, though.
I know, dude.
He's like the male Betty White.
Betty White died, too. No. Yep. Did she? Yeah, she did. Recently? Two weeks ago. Fuck's killing it, though. I know, dude. He's like the male Betty White. Betty White died, too. No.
Did she? Recently?
Two weeks ago. Fuck no, she didn't.
Fuck you, she did. Really?
Damn. It's like I've been trapped
in this bubble, dude.
Betty White dead. You can't just put Betty White in there.
She's alive, dude.
You tell me Betty White died
and
Mr. Rogers came out? Betty White's alive and Mr. Rogers came out?
Betty White's alive.
Mr. Rogers came out.
All right.
She's still alive.
It's okay.
Good to know.
A lot of people said she was dead.
That didn't come around my circle.
When I was young, man, when I was a kid, they had field trips and stuff.
And one time we went on this two-day field trip or two-night.
And I told everybody before we went, I was like it was camping and I was like oh Jay Leno died
And everybody was fucking like so way and nobody knew cuz there was no way to like get information no cell phones Yeah, so people were talking about it and said never you can't piss when you got back
Huh the kids pissed the parents were all of the parents are the ones that were like just like what at the rumor?
What a weird kid why would he say that and let us believe it all weekend
i'm like because i'm an artist you freak i enjoyed this all right yeah my weekend
what else you got dude we got 55 went with the beatles wow on that one. Up next, we got our boy, Mr.
I like Queen better than both of them.
Whatever that says about me.
I like Queens right.
Marcus and Kobe.
Okay.
Yo, what up, Theo?
What up, Randy?
Hawaii.
I've been cruising around with my homie.
And Theo's homeland.
Nicaragua.
Oh, Nicaragua.
Last week.
Beautiful country, beautiful people.
We've seen a lot of Theo's relatives, I'm pretty sure.
But a question for you, Theo, have you ever been to Nicaragua?
And if not, you should definitely check it out.
A lot of beautiful volcanoes and beaches.
I don't know if that's what I was talking about.
My friends.
All right, what's up, guys?
We've got a debate club topic for you.
The two main things to do here are hike volcanoes, like this one,
or surf on the coast.
So we've got a debate club.
Which one's better?
Gang gang?
Love that.
Peace.
I was a little relaxed on occasion.
I don't know what you just got done doing.
I'm a little entwined.
Bro, they're enjoying themselves.
I know they are, man.
Something you should do.
Yeah, I could.
Dude, is this the DVD extras of Captain Phillips?
Did you see the boat?
Huh? Where are the fucking Somali pirates in the video, dude? You you see the boat? Huh?
Where are the fucking Somali pirates in the video, dude?
You think they're on a yacht?
They're out surfing and relaxing.
They're enjoying their time.
Okay?
Not everybody likes fucking robbing,
pick a dilly fucking diners at 4 p.m. in the afternoon.
Spit it out, bro.
Jesus Christ.
You have so many vowels that make it difficult on yourself?
Dude, you're the one who fucking spent three years in first grade.
First grade.
So what I'm saying is a lot of senior citizens are cold today.
Dude, a lot of senior citizens are super jelly when they watch King of the Sting.
So get your fucking snack and shut your traps, bro.
They can't have jelly, dude.
If I come by, if I send Theo to take all your medication, bro.
I'll walk on by and take all your medicine.
All right.
These little thirst traps want to know volcanoes or surfing.
I've never been to Nicaragua, but I hope to go one day.
He thought that was Hawaii.
Ah, Maui, fellas.
That's cool.
Even I know what's in Maui.
Dude, I'll put this jacket.
Look at the water, bro.
Don't make me put this jacket back on.
Please don't.
Okay.
Please don't.
Put me in the water.
Well, people just died on a hiking volcano.
See that? Yep. They're like, oh, let's check a hiking volcano. See that?
They're like, oh, let's check out the volcano.
What do volcanoes do?
They explode, bro.
They have no idea what's going to happen.
So all those people died.
I forget where they're hiking.
I think it's New Zealand.
It just popped off.
It was New Zealand.
It just popped off.
A bunch of people died.
Dude, it's Mother Nature's surprise party, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Mother Nature bustin', bro.
That's ovulation, baby.
Hell yeah.
That's lava-ulation. That's milk from the lava. Yep. That's the breast, baby. You know what I'm saying? Mother Nature bustin', bro. That's ovulation, baby. Hell yeah. That's lava-ulation.
That's milk from the lava.
Yep.
That's the breast, dog.
If you're walking on somebody's tit, dude, and it busts, bro, that's part of it.
That's on you, bro.
That's why you can see far, because sometimes you need to see things from far away, you know?
And then surfing. I don't know what kind of sharks in the waters out there you'll be fine dude I think you just got a if you see a shark
get out you know and plus dude long you're not surfing at night you liar
then you'll be fine dude here's the other prime i'm thick i look like a seal so sharks are like let's eat that
dude you look like an easter seal telethon dude you look like a straight fundraiser bro
dude uh i i guess with these guys you just hike with your bro man that's fine
get to the top and like hug and shit whatever you guys do what do you mean i'm saying that'd be fun dude what are they champions yeah they're outdoor
champions they're young men that are venturing out and learning about themselves no i dig it
dude i'm proud of them for getting out there getting on a boat and having the courage to set sea.
Dude, I think they're going to get their fucking degree semester at sea,
just like you did.
Dude, look, I think these guys will be fine.
Wear sunscreen, you know, and don't pretend each other's a woman.
That's my rule.
But sea gets weird, dude.
The boat starts rocking.
Your vision is all crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Makes you know your buddy.
Who knows, dude?
Your buddy's a baddie.
Yeah, your buddy's a baddie.
Your buddy got some tits you didn't realize.
Dude, chest muscles are the strong-ass tits, bro.
You feel me?
Hell yeah, dude.
Shout out to these guys.
I'm going to say hiking.
Hiking or what?
Surfing.
I actually like to surf
but
dude you ain't
nobody thinks
you ain't never been surfing
bro I've been
with that body
you're so screwed
this is surfer's body
no
that's a boogie board body
bro
I did hurt my neck yesterday looking at something I wonder if anyone's listening at this point No, that's a boogie board body roll.
I did hurt my neck yesterday looking at something.
I wonder if anyone's listening at this point.
What's the chance these guys, they've gotten missing by now?
When was this video submitted?
Hopefully they're alive.
Make sure they follow up with us, man.
Make sure they follow up with us.
Hopefully they made it to the top of the mountain.
Put me in the water. I will say. Hopefully they made it to the top of the mountain. Put me in the water.
I will say.
Hopefully they made it to the top of the mountain and ripped their shirts off.
Yeah, I think whoever gets to the top of the mountain, dude.
Wrestle as the other one.
Yeah, yeah.
But the other one doesn't get to use any wrestling moves
for like 30 seconds.
Yeah.
They stay on all fours.
It's called freestyle, bro.
What do people say? 55% went with volcano on that one. Yeah, stay on all fours. It's called freestyle, bro. What do people say?
55% with volcano on that one.
Yeah, bro.
And I go volcano too, dude.
I ain't afraid to fucking get out there and sip straight off the tit of the fucking Dark Lords.
Hell yeah, dude.
All right, guys.
One last one.
One last king of the sting.
And that's it.
Longest episode ever.
Is it?
I haven't eaten, dude.
I think my blood sugar's low.
Is it? I'll probably be fine, dude. If I don't look like I'm awake, I'm not. haven't eaten, dude. I think my blood sugar's low. Is it?
I'll probably be fine, dude.
If I don't look like I'm awake, I'm not.
That's cool, dude.
Start crip walking like I did.
All right, go.
This is for my boy, Jerry.
This is big Jerry.
Jerry.
I got a king of stinger for you.
A sour cream.
That hitter.
Oh, he likes that extra sour cream.
Oh, wow.
Grunt, grunt, buzz, buzz.
These boys are laughing.
These boys are tripping.
Sherry, dude, using any excuse to eat as much sour cream as possible.
I've never even seen this show.
He's like, yeah, whatever, man, I'll do it.
Just playing.
If you're just listening
you don't have the video um then jerry took a as much sour cream as you could fit onto a large
spoon and put it onto a folded up pizza crust and then here's the best part brought it up to his
mouth and just ate the sour cream like it was a sundae with whipped cream.
Didn't even eat any of the chunk of rice. Got no shell.
Got no shell whatsoever.
Bro, that ain't filling, bro.
Okay?
I like this guy's vibe.
I love sour cream.
Especially, dude, if you go to Taco Bell, you got to get the supreme with the sour cream.
Oh, yeah.
Do you?
Am I a rapper?
You got to get the supreme with the sour cream. A little thick. Do you? Am I a rapper? You got to get the supreme with the sour cream.
A little thick in the house.
Or drop bars.
Oh, damn, dude.
Oh, wait.
Here's one of your boys.
Oh, thanks.
That bitch is small.
I'm throwing it to Little Browse.
I'm a sour cream fan, dude.
Jerry, now I will respect this.
He is down.
Obviously, that's the message.
He is eating sour cream light.
You can see on the side of the jug.
It does say light.
So I respect that.
Jerry, obviously a hard worker.
He looks like he is.
He's really a mechanic.
Eating lunch with his hands that have grease on them, which I also appreciate.
I do, too.
Yeah, dude.
If something's too dry, you just fucking suck whatever, you know.
Grease it up, baby. Just suck whatever's left in your thumb sock and your little thumb little dimples the
fucking wrinkles on your knuckles yeah look at or just spray a fucking hit a wd-40 on that dry
crust get some brake fluid on that bitch or is here steak fluid dude uh sour cream straight to the dome off a pizza crust i gotta
respect that dude i'm a fan king it bro that's the new national anthem dude that's living baby
that really is almost the new national anthem just eating a bunch of sour cream off of a pizza
crust bro it's american is that it that's it. Is that it? That's it, boys. Trapple pie, baby.
Damn, dog. That trap house
sour cream. I like that guy,
dude. Buzz shit.
God, dude. I'm exhausted with how much
amazing... Me too. I feel like you just did a Broadway
play. People... Stuff put...
People sent in, man. Thank you so much.
It's a good way to kick off the new
studio, man. Yeah.
It's a good way, man. The people really make the show, don't they? It's a good point. Put off the new studio, man. Yeah. It's a good way, man. The people really make the show, don't they?
It's a good point.
Put any dummies here, man.
Oh, yeah.
Be this in butt sex.
I'm not butt sex, though.
I'm be this.
Yeah, you are.
That was my joke, dude.
I'll be butt sex for like a month, but that's it.
All right, dude.
As long as Mike Judge is okay with it.
Did he make it?
Oh, yeah, he made it, huh?
That's when I drew it.
Fuck, dude. I wish my neck was Oh, yeah, he made it, huh? That's when I drew it. Fuck, dude.
I wish my neck was longer.
Yeah, me too, man.
For you.
My neck's fine.
Thanks.
I mean, for you.
I don't know.
You don't have much neck, dude.
Nobody looks at you and be like, oh, that guy's got a real neck on him.
You know what?
I'm not your friend Longneck, but yeah, I'm all right.
I'm somewhere between you, Longneck, and Peter Dinklage.
Which means I'm pretty normal.
Litty like a titty, boy. That's all I'm saying between you, Long Neck, and Peter Dinklage, which means I'm pretty normal. Litty like a titty, boy.
That's all I'm saying, dude.
What else do people need to know, Derek and Kat?
Any new submissions?
Are we doing any?
No.
Yeah, submit to Kat.
We'll post.
I'm not for Kat.
For Chin.
Sorry, Kat.
For Kat, we get so many.
Yeah.
For Chin, we got to do some Chin Chinder.
Chinder.
Chinder up, hose down.
And then we'll be posting some new segments as well,
videos for me and Theo.
This drops this week, huh?
Yeah.
Oh, send Christmas videos.
Yes, everyone send Christmas videos.
Worst gift, best gift, family traditions.
It's going to be a Christmas-themed episode.
I'll see Christmas week.mas yeah and we're gonna
do a white elephant here in the studio what's white elephant so it is and don't get scared
derrick okay um it is no it's not a racist thing i know i saw that and that's why i said that thank
you brother um it is just a gift thing where you give somebody, they mix up. What is it, Nick?
No, I'll tell you now.
Somebody's going to Taco Supreme.
If it's cold, bro. You better get it early, dude.
I know, you better get it early, though.
You're getting them run.
Bro, once Taco Bell is cold, bro, that is not.
The worst food of all time.
Taco Bell is like a 70-second lifespan, bro.
People are about to get some shitty gifts.
Someone's about to get a pet scorpion.
You know what I'm saying?
It's going to be sick.
$20 or less is the rule, and then we mix them up.
Yeah.
We pull names out of hats.
We're going to get a hat.
That's easy. Yeah. We can get a hat. That's easy.
Yeah.
We can use your hat.
I'm in Atlantic City, dude.
Borgata Casino.
Wow.
One night, one show only, man.
It's going to be fun.
It's a big boy move for me.
I'm excited about it.
You were just there.
La Jolla next week.
Comedy store.
Yeah, I was just there, dude.
Joe Musgrove came out.
Shout out, man.
From Pittsburgh Pirates.
Isn't it great? The best, man. La Jolla's the best. He brought out a couple was just there, dude. Joe Musgrove came out. Shout out, man, from Pittsburgh Pirates. Isn't it great fucking?
The best, man.
He brought out a couple of his buddies, too, and I feel bad.
I don't remember the names.
I just met him briefly.
Did you guys play catch?
Nope.
You're lost.
We did it, man.
You're lost, dude.
And then Derek's headlining his first show on Sunday because I don't do Sundays.
Yes.
Derek's doing Sunday La Jolla Comedy Store.
Thank you, Big Brown.
Take it.
$10.
Come on out Sunday, please.
Damn.
First time headlining.
Support your boy.
At La Jolla?
Yeah.
Doing an hour, bro.
So if you like meeting with Brendan, I'll be there that weekend.
If you like me, come out Sunday.
Yeah, Derek Crush.
$10 ticket.
I do Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
He's doing Sunday.
Oh, man.
I don't like going after Derek, man.
I will say it.
Love you, Theo.
That's why it's brave of you to do that.
I know.
That's my life, dude.
I have a show coming up in...
You have one in L.A., right?
Toronto, Brendan.
Different.
Oh, I have one in L.A. tonight at the Wiltern, but that's going to be done.
It's tonight?
Yeah.
I didn't know that, brother.
That's tonight?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
So it should be pretty fun.
But yeah, I got some in Toronto and Oroville, California.
Did you go there, the Oroville Casino?
Yeah, it's dope.
It is?
Did it with me.
It's so much fun.
It's a good venue.
It is?
With Callan.
That was a great time.
Yeah, it was fun.
Yeah, so I'm excited about that.
So Oroville, Toronto, and I think that's it.
I'm coming to Europe in January.
So pretty fired up.
And I'm going to do another La Jolla show.
I don't know when it will be, though,
but it will probably be right in between Christmasmas and new year's dope man so get your tickets go
see theo yeah thank you guys so much for all the submissions man this is great everybody made some
nice stuff and sent it in you guys make the show literally make the show yeah i think this is a
good reminder of that thank you kat thank you derrick thank you and uh gang gang buzz buzz look brendan and theo
fighter and creole shout out new orleans and shout out to ceo colorado more specifically bolder
brendan came in with a chip on his shoulder but it's still gold and yet it's still fire if you
don't like king in this thing you're a liar brendan's got like a thousand different hustles
one of them's at nordstrom rack doing tires black rifle coffee we hear you loud and clear
your son on the email like please get me out of here, it's way too loud in here, watching the Irishman
eating pizza, drinking half a beer, now on to Theo Vaughn, looking like the type of dude
that tries to read a song, smoking cigarettes with a snapback on, about to hit the crib
and turn Snapchat on, it's all good, we still mess with shit, 1800 Pico Boulevard, go get
that hit, Derrick and Kat, y'all doing great. Thursday upload, not a minute
late. Y'all wanted to rap, I had to demonstrate. Brand new studio, y'all feeling great. Putting
Chris Delano in his place. Now let's go and get you in a date.