The Golden Hour - Episode 83: Outta Gas
Episode Date: August 21, 2020The guys switch it up on set and talk Cowboy Hats, Thiccc Jay Schaub, Trip to Salt Lake City, Bros Not Behind Bars, Fortune Tellers, Hollywood Medium, Brett Michaels, Theo's Gas P...roblem, Terry Crews, Pump N Jump's, Lot Lizards, an All New Sandwich Name Game, Wisdom Teeth and much more!Hims - https://forhims.com/kats Athletic Greens - https://athleticgreens.com/katsLumin Skin - https://luminskin.com/katsHelloFresh - https://hellofresh.com/80kats use code: 80KATSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'm scared to listen to the future stuff.
Yeah, no, I don't need that in my life.
Y'all can do it.
Yeah.
Some of you guys.
Yeah, no, I don't want it either.
I see you on a bike next year having a heart attack.
Yeah, your future is easy to predict.
Gang, gang.
Buzz, buzz.
Back off my broccolini.
Get your life together.
It is.
Don't touch me, bro.
I'm not touching you, dude.
Whose birthday is it?
Every time he wears a cowboy hat.
Whose birthday is it?
Whose birthday is it?
Whose birthday is it?
I see that one.
Yes.
I was like, I guess Athea's going to do it, you know?
Oh, there you go, huh?
Wow.
Yeah, real urban up in here.
Yeah.
Urban cowboy. You seen urban cowboy? Oh, dude, it got. Yeah. Yeah, real urban up in here. Yeah. Urban Cowboy.
You seen Urban Cowboy?
Oh, dude, it got...
Bro, it just went from zero to frickin' North Fresno.
It just went from straight up.
Dude, how are you...
You are obviously from Stockton.
Obviously right now, huh?
I ain't never been to Stockton.
Dude, lies.
Isn't that hat?
This is like that hat on Harry Potter
that tells the truth.
Doug.
You look like Billy Ray Cyrus' tour manager.
Do I?
I can do that.
What does he sing?
Achy Breaky Heart?
Yeah.
He's got another one.
He also produced Miley Cyrus, son. He what? He also produced miley cyrus son he what he also produced miley
cyrus which seems pretty easy daughter yeah which seems pretty just some of his thick
nut sweat oh that's what you're saying yeah i thought you would produce her music
dude it's awkward over on this side dude it is yeah how do you think i feel my whole life
you know now you know how other people feel.
Wait until you sit a mile in someone else's chair. You got to live a little, man.
Who's birthday?
Who's birthday?
Who's birthday?
Who's birthday?
Dude, why don't we have a new birthday song, huh?
Chappelle, don't let Darius Rucker see you now.
Oh, hey, come on.
Let's team up, Darius.
We have to do backflips for every fucking show.
I know.
Gosh, I'm sick of doing those.
We're in Salt Lake City.
Everywhere we go, they're like, yeah, we heard you can do a backflip.
So they always ask.
And then the owner, Keith, of Wiseguy, is like, man, during Corona, I have to build
the stage myself, so it's a little sketchy.
So be careful whatever you're doing.
No way.
Because Chappelle's like, I don't know.
That stage seems sketchy.
He's like, there's certain parts, man.
You can feel it, though, when you walk on it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Were y'all performing outdoors in Salt Lake?
No, indoor.
Wise guys.
Oh, nice, yeah.
Wise guys.
Oh, yeah.
They have a set up pretty nice.
I've been over there.
Oh, there's a picture of you guys right there.
Look at thick Jay Schaub on that right, that big old bumblebee hitter.
I tell him i go
you're looking like fat not thick and he goes ah it's the shirt no it's not homeboy he looks like
one of them fat bumblebees huh you know there's like bees and there's that always that fat thick
bee that's what he looks like he looks like kind of that like uh like an item in the uh frozen area
that's like kind of stretching the uh cellophane a little bit in the meat,
in the frozen meat area.
Dang, he is getting really thick, huh?
It's the shirt.
Okay.
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I've seen shirts that make people just look exactly like they are.
He looks like a gravy bee.
He's just thick, man.
Yeah.
He looks like they get that bee that got stuck
somewhere yeah in gravy he looks like that biscuits and gravy he looks like a spelling bee
but all the words he can't get them out they're just stuck in them and most of the words are
frosting wow man and how was he on those scooters with that weight it seems like
yeah and what is he is he is he putting on he's a satchel as well is he putting on chub or muscle
there i think it's but of both he says he's bulking but but what does that mean it's summer
it's so no one bulks in the summer that makes sense you're right no then when i tell my dude
you put on some weight i go i still got abs i
don't believe that i just don't believe that anymore maybe he's writing it writing this
summer off and just gearing up for next year since we lost it because of quarantine it's a
thick boy summer man yeah it's a thick boy summer i took these boys on bikes yeah it looks like you
guys got scooters out there you guys did everything huh we would we go and it's lit out in salt lake
city like the clubs open the bars open we go go by and everyone see us i just yell out we gay
yeah we gay y'all we gay y'all these guys want to take our pictures i went we gay
wait what what they don't they don't like that shit out there you gotta be progressive man that's
what i like to see dude malik was like hey like, hey, dude, you got to quit saying that shit, man.
So I just kept doing it.
Dude, what I like to see is really aggressive gays, violent gays.
You got to see, you know, there's a lot of the old school gay style.
You know, I'm going to be over here.
I'm going to do art, you know.
Yeah, we weren't doing art.
My dad, you know, I came out the closet.
My dad took my truck away for two weeks, you know.
You see a lot of that kind of stuff.
But I'm ready for the new age gays, the Tiger King.
Aggressive, yeah.
Tiger King, Tim Dillon.
You know what I'm saying, dude?
Jesse Smollett.
Attack gays, yeah.
Attack gays, man.
Mike Piazza.
Yeah, that's where we're coming from, man.
Catch a ball.
Suck your – Here they are. There's the – Oh, that's us on Park City. Catch a ball, dude. Pocket Piazza. Yeah, that's where we're coming from. Catch a ball. Suck your...
Here they are.
Oh, that's us on Park Street.
Catch a ball, dude.
Pocket your bat.
You know what I'm saying?
Mike Piazza's the only player that would dress up in a bat boy uniform
and sneak out and get the bat every time.
What are you doing?
That's the biggest bat boy we've ever seen.
Little sugar instinct, too, running back to that dugout.
You're supposed to be on second base right now, Mike. Whose it whose birthday is it uh and also dude there's a lot of new
progressive style people will you bring up that um the there's a black an african-american
uh right uh wing kind of civil war veteran son. If you can Google that.
Oh, he's down with the monuments?
Yeah.
Who is that?
Just a guy.
This is what I like to see people going against the grain, man.
You know, because throughout time,
when you look at people who have gone against the grain,
Martin Luther King.
Who else?
Monsanto.
Who's that?
It's these people that like poisoned all the grain in the Midwest,
like one of those companies.
He was like the real-life Clayton Bixby, they said,
the blind white supremacist from... Yeah, this is it.
Is that what they call him?
And he's all for Confederate flags and shit?
What I like to see is a different...
It's just like everybody always puts people in the same box.
This guy is living in his own box, man.
It seems like a lonely box.
That's not it.
It seems like a very lonely Confederate box.
Here, just right down there.
One more.
That's him?
Their name's Alabama.
Has some opposition from about two dozen members and supporters of the Sons of Confederate Veterans.
Regardless how the next person feels, I'll lay my flag down. If I got a thing to do with it, ain't no monument gonna come down.
Daniel Sims says he was adopted as a child. My whole family's white. Went to all-white
screw, grew up in all-white neighborhood. My grandfather was white and he was the main one that fought in this war here.
He taught me everything I know. He explains how he'd feel if the statues and flag were relocated.
It's brave, man.
It'd make my blood boil
if they just come up here
and feel like they could just tear it down.
I don't see me still living
if they do that right there.
That monument ain't hurting nobody.
That monument ain't killing my soul.
It ain't talking bad to nobody.
It ain't even racist.
But Dunstan says she's confident
her group will be successful
in getting the flag and monitor.
You go back a little, Nick.
Is there a lesbian
confederate? Right there.
This broad right here.
She has a better beard than me. This power forward
for Antifa right here.
This small forward
for Antifa. Yeah, freaking Marshmallow Anthony
right here. Carl Post Malone.
Yeah. Yeah, freaking Marshmallow Anthony right here. Carl Post Malone. Yeah.
But I don't know. I just think it's brave to
see somebody that's doing something, that's
breaking the mold.
Like, you don't see a guy like this.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, there's a lot, but
you don't see them publicized.
You know, like, you don't see these guys get the platform.
Bro, do not give us that.
Hey, right?
Actually, maybe give it to us.
You want to get it over with.
Everybody going to get it.
Everybody.
Everybody going to get it.
Everybody can get it.
I've been there, man.
And there we got another guy right here.
Is this Antifa again?
This ain't it.
What about this thing in Park City?
Bro, no. What, y' them in Park City? Bro, no.
What, y'all eat too much?
Hey, G, my G, my G.
This ain't it, bro.
They were so loud out there.
Oh, bro.
They were so loud.
They were singing.
We went by a dare, and me, Stevie, and Jay saw the dare and went, oh, there's a dare.
And we went, damn, that's cool.
And then, wait, wait.
Oh, shit.
It's a dare.
Oh, shit. It's a dare. God, damn, dog. Damn, shit! It's a deer! Oh, shit!
It's a deer!
I was like, God damn, dog.
Damn, dude.
It's now just called, it used to be Deer Valley.
It's now just Valley Resort.
Over there.
Now, what's interesting is we had to leave these three.
Oh, look at this, huh?
Because they weren't used to biking, so we left them behind.
They could be going my own pace.
And I was worried about Chappelle.
Park it this side.
Park it this side.
Chappelle going in.
Chappelle going that soft.
Dude, the white people were so encouraging to us.
They loved us.
How about Justin ate shit?
Oh, yeah.
Blew his Nikes out.
He ate shit.
We went up three times, came down.
We're eating.
Finally, they came down once, right?
And I look at Justin.
He has a huge bandage all over his body.
Oh, he was bleeding.
He ate it bad.
Well, the whole idea is preposterous of getting fat people onto bikes.
Like, it's just outlandish.
That's the business.
No, I understand the business model.
That's the business.
And I think it's positive.
Look, I like what you guys are doing.
You guys are the Clayton Bigsby's of the trails.
You were just saying how you like that stuff.
I do like it.
Now you're against it.
I just think long-term, the physical ramifications, Brandon.
Look what's going on with you guys.
You're strong enough, but you're getting guys out there with bad pressure,
bad sugar.
You're right.
I was worried about them.
Hey, I didn't fall once.
You didn't fall once.
I did.
Did Malik fall?
Yeah, Malik fell.
Justin fell.
I didn't.
I can do backflips.
I'm not going gonna fall off a mountain
Well
Well you're right
Well
Okay
But so
But I'm just saying
That you guys
Can do better
I think I'm saying that
The big guys
Huh
The big guys
It's just
When somebody has a stroke
You know
Yeah you're right
It was hot out there too
I was worried about them
Was it
I was worried about them And y'all better bury them if they do yep right there on the right there on the mountain
right there on the trail oh thick boy headstones what about that an extra thick headstone yeah
dude that thing's thick that thing's a foot deep man eight inch wide headstone a foot deep bro
it's not a bad idea dude that ski lift was scary
though was it that was our first time that was all of our first time going on there the thing
went up pretty high and plus we didn't know there's a safety bar that locks you in so we
were just sitting there like without the safety bar yeah we were holding on to the pole wow we
just holding on like come on it was in the middle he was just holding on to me and malik because we
didn't know nobody told you about the safety well there was just holding on to me and Malik because we didn't know. Nobody told you about the safety bar?
Well, there was people coming the other way, and they go, pull down the bar.
And we were like, oh, okay.
And then we found the bar.
You were the only three black guys on the mountain.
Yeah, we were the only three black guys up there.
Yeah, look.
Look, we don't have the bar.
We're just holding on.
Look how scary they are.
Well, nothing's scarier than seeing three black dudes.
In masks?
In masks?
Not behind bars.
Okay?
So obviously those people are saying, hey, more, more bars.
Put the bars down, man.
Yeah, dude.
But yeah, man.
I can also understand why you guys don't want to do it, man.
Stevie was a little nervous about the bars too man with this earlier prison sentence
stevie weeby was stevie blue stevie did a stint who is that stevie blue you ever met stevie blue
eyes i'm not comic wait is he married to eliza schlesinger no no no no no no that is not him
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Yeah, it was fun, man.
Oh, yeah, it was a lot of fun.
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Did you go, Kat?
Nope.
I went back home.
Oh, you went home, Kat?
Yeah.
I visited my family again.
What's going on with them?
In Vietnam?
No.
I did FaceTime a weird monk in Vietnam because my mom says that he could predict the future.
Oh, what did he say?
Did he say Trump's going to win?
He didn't say anything about that.
He said that I need to pray more
and that I had a lover in the past life
who's haunting me now and that's why I'm single.
Oh my God, I could see that.
Oh, wow.
I could totally see that.
Sounds like he's full of shit.
Brendan.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
You don't know that, right?
He was shirtless, slightly overweight, and he was speaking in tongues.
Yes.
Oh, well, it sounds like he missed his bike trip.
Sounds like he needs to get on a bike.
It also sounds like he was pitching his shot against you.
Did he have to see your feet?
No, but I did have to stand up and he had to see like my full
body in order to do oh yeah so i was like in a sweater he has a me too moment coming any day
now it sounds like uh i think it'll take about five years for it to catch up in vietnam yeah
and did um and what who who recommended you do this kind of thing is this like a regular
occurrence is this for my mom yes your mom talks to him all the time uh not him all the time but anytime somebody has to do anything with like spiritual people kind of yeah okay wow she's
into that she loves and so why was your mom like oh let's call this guy this is why you're single
she cares about it because he she cares about her daughter brendan yeah i think it makes her feel
better that's easy to me as long as he thinks i'll be fine, like I'll be fine. Your mom's like, that makes sense.
What's his name?
Carl.
I have no idea.
Carl.
Let's call him Mun.
Mun?
Yeah, that's like a-
And he only spoke in tongues?
Yeah, he spoke in tongues.
He's overweight.
So I didn't understand.
No, I didn't understand.
There was a translator there.
Holy shit.
So he had a translator that he met.
Did they do it to your sister too?
Yeah, and apparently my sister is going to live a very hard life.
Do you think he would zoom in at some point?
Maybe.
He might.
But we need a translator, right?
His translator, I think, travels with him all the time.
Oh, that's okay.
He's balling.
He might be able to do something.
Let's make that happen.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Oh, we should get a psychic on here.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, it's also, and I'm going to go out on a limb here,
and you can stop me if you want, Chappelle,
but I will be out on this limb if you need me.
Go ahead.
In the urban community, and that's a racial generalization,
or the dark Chinese.
The dark Chinese.
Some people refer to a black culture.
Seance, like mystics and seancers you guys get more scared of
that kind of stuff did your oh yeah that's just yeah freaky i mean but you get yeah i think in
new orleans or whatever uh dark they don't they do like the voodoo yeah yeah heavy isn't it like
oh it's more popular down there yeah down there yeah when i was growing up there was always you
know mystics running around you know rain sticks we had a lady who used to be a rib reader.
She would read your ribs and read the side of your body.
Oh, I like that.
Like a map.
Yeah, like a map, like a bone map.
Oh, wow.
But my black friends would always get scared if somebody came around with a Ouija board
or somebody came around with a hit of acid or something.
But your family does it all the time, Kat?
You know what I'm saying?
Every now and then. Okay, sorry. I was talking to chappelle sorry guys she was texting the guy okay my bad i didn't have a video of it i
know there's a video of it oh shit oh shit i'm trying to airdrop it to him right now back to
black people there's a lot of black people doing it in louisiana there's there were not a lot of
people there was more fear of that
kind of stuff is that a true thing of it got it what do you think yeah i'm scared of that shit
yeah you know there's a comic that that started doing the readings you know thomas dale yeah yeah
yeah he does like those uh readings everyone says it's like we can get him in here oh we could
thomas dale does it he's a clair clairvoyant. And he's gay.
Yeah.
Oh, I love him.
Yeah. He's a beast.
He's a beast.
He's such a good comic.
He's great.
He's a great comic.
He's good at comedy and reading people's minds and shit.
Well, we'll figure that out.
We'll be the judge of that.
I'm telling you.
The second part could be drug-induced also.
And no offense.
Hopefully it is you know
you don't want to meet a shaman that's never freaking hit a rock you know what i'm saying
i don't believe in it but i'd love to have him in here but yeah he's so funny man it's really is he
that'd be great that'd be great he does it he does i think he does it through zoom and stuff
oh that's kind of a bummer but that's how he's doing it right here's cat right here
that's my mom uh holding up the phone.
She's beautiful.
You guys look alike, huh?
Yeah, I look just...
Actually, I look more like my dad, but yeah.
That's what he looks like.
Why is his shirt off?
I don't know.
That's money.
That's money.
He's a little kid?
Is he 14?
Yeah.
I think he is like 17 or... between the age of 17 to like 20.
Oh.
Apparently he's had this ability since he was a kid.
You ever seen that kid on E?
The super gay boy?
Yeah, who goes to the Kardashians and stuff?
Yeah.
And he met with Robin Thicke.
I know.
Like three months before.
It was like, oh, you have a heart problem.
Robin Thicke's like, no, I don't.
He's like, I'm telling you to get checked out.
Bam, three months later, he died.
Heart attack.
The kid did?
No.
No, Robin Thicke.
The kid called it.
Robin Thicke was 200 years old, dude.
I could tell you that.
Three months later, though, and they saw the Kardashians.
Wait, no, not Robin Thicke.
Robin Thicke.
Robin Thicke's the singer.
Yeah.
He didn't die.
His dad.
His dad. Alan. Alan Thicke. I was like, wait, Robin Thke's the singer. Yeah. Well, no, his dad. His dad. Robin.
Allen. Allen Thicke. I was like, wait,
Robin Thicke's alive, bro. Yeah, my bad. Allen Thicke.
Throbbing Thicke, dude. That guy's heart
couldn't handle that. Throbbing Thicke.
Now we got a brand, Doug.
Oh, and this guy's young. Is that him?
That's him. That little tweet that goes around
town. This guy seems reliable.
Hey, I trust
him. I trust him more than cat's 14 year old that speaks
in tongue with a shirt off bro really you're gonna try a 14 year old then some freaking drug twink
that's been out here running around the hollywood hills predicting that celebrities are gonna die
soon no shit he's been right though a lot of times they all die anything on e is complete
bullshit brendan you know that yeah i did work with him i did too that was awesome yeah yeah i
mean a lot of it is just it's not stuff i i would way more believe cat who's from a seance area
vietnam dude then somebody else like that little white kid. The 14-year-old kid who looks like...
Who looks like tongue with his tits out?
I mean...
Is there anything more spiritual than that, though?
Yeah.
His titties are out.
Why does he have his shirt off?
Because he doesn't need a shirt like this freaking rich asshole.
Yeah.
Well, he's rich because he's right about it.
No, he isn't.
He does live shows, man.
I'm telling you, go to the Alan Thicke one.
It's mind-blowing.
There he is.
He died? Yeah. Oh, man. That's going to be something Thicke one. It's mind-blowing. There he is. He died?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
It's going to be something that we really have to keep in mind.
I love him.
Now, heart issues, they happen to men.
It's not uncommon.
But the thing is, is that...
Let me see what that is.
I don't know.
I don't even know where to start.
How good is this? When it comes to like a
Good?
And he takes a piece of paper
And he's like
You know what?
You're gonna have a heart attack
Go get it checked out
This is where I tip my hat
And leave the show
I tip it with you
Thank you brother
Amen
We're in on the 14 year old
Who Zoom calls everybody
Hey
Yeah
I trust that
I trust that comic
Oh Thomas yeah Yeah let's get Thomas in here Whoa Let's all I love Thomas Zoom calls everybody. I trust that. I trust that comic.
Let's get Thomas in here.
I love Thomas.
Is Thomas a good seancer?
I don't know.
I don't think it's called seancing.
He's a medium. Yeah, he's a medium.
He offers it on his
IG. Let's see what he's saying here.
Yeah, there we go. How, how could you not trust that
with the ponytail?
Usually he's eating a bowl of
bolognese.
Now taking the elements for September.
August is fully booked,
so we are done. Sold out.
September's now open. If you want to
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Can we get a – how much for four people?
Four people.
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Okay?
You have some spirits you want to hit up?
A dollar a minute?
Huh?
A dollar a minute?
I agree.
Look, I'm all for it.
I would love to get Thomas in here
and discuss the future and the past
at the same time.
Everyone I've talked to has loved it.
Oh, yeah?
Who's everybody?
I've known like five people to do it.
Oh, yeah?
That sounds vague.
Okay.
Super vague.
Andrew Stewart, Ali Mikovsky did it.
Gabby Lam did it.
My friend Ashoka Thomas did it.
Who else did it?
Some more white people.
You know, a bunch of white people.
I don't know of any.
Yeah, this is what we need to do then.
We need to have a seance.
We need to have Cat's Guy versus Thomas Dale.
Fighting!
Yeah.
Yes.
That's a battle.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's have that lamp rub and see these bad boys get at it.
Dude, I say we get that lava lamp in the middle
and have these boys go at it.
Come on now.
Oh, yeah.
Have them go at it.
I'll tell you what, they look up.
Chin's dark, pasky, pretty weird up in here.
I know.
That's a little scary.
You're open to it?
In the past, yeah, but the future,
I don't want to know. The past, you can look into it as much as you want.
God bless you for that, man. Well, you already know
the past. See, I'm the same way. I'm with you,
Chase. But you guys don't know.
And so I don't want to
be too heavy here, but this is kind of heavy.
So I had a friend that passed away last year.
You know this. Yeah, I remember.
His mother
was very much into this stuff as well she's
vietnamese she said from from childhood uh he would pass away by the time he's 39 years old
we were with him on his birthday for his 39th birthday and he passed away a day and a half
afterwards did the mom say this yeah and you believe it i mean that's so freaking you know
nail like do you think she's telling the truth so much honor though the whole I mean, that's so freaking, you know, nailed. Do you think she's telling the truth, though?
So much honor, though.
The whole family knew it.
That's why she kept praying during the time.
To honor your mother that much to die when she wants you to,
there's nothing.
There's nothing braver, really.
Well, there's nothing really, yeah.
But I'm scared to listen to the future stuff.
Yeah, no, I don't need that in my life.
Y'all can do it.
Yeah.
Some of you guys.
Yeah, no, I don't want it either.
I see you on a bike next year having a
heart attack yeah your future is easy to predict that's why i'm gonna save my money i feel like
yours pretty easy to predict too yeah what being a dang western hero brendan hey i i saluted that
thank you brother i appreciate that we're like tombstone up in this bitch right now. Yeah, we are, dude. We're like Tombstone pizza.
Yeah.
Dang, I don't know if I'd do it either now.
Now I'm kind of nervous.
Chin drop that dark fat goddess.
Yeah, man, it's scary.
I mean, your whole family lives in there, right?
Yeah.
Or is it just your mom?
It's my whole family.
So it's pretty, pretty strong.
Can you change the, like if he's like, listen, if you're going at the rate you're going,
you're going 400 pounds.
I'm ready to ride that smoke, bro.
I'm ready to know.
You ain't scared?
And you'll do it on the episode?
Hmm.
You know I'll get read out on the episode, dude.
Oh, we could do it for Patreon.
But see, here's the thing about Thomas.
Thomas doesn't, like...
Predict the future?
No, he's not going to tell you your future.
It's like...
I want my fucking money back.
He just knows about, like, good spirits. Recipes and stuff? Oh, he's not going to tell you your future. I want my fucking money back. He just knows about good spirits.
What's he saying?
Good spirits come to him.
And say what?
I don't know. I haven't done it yet.
We have all these friends, dude.
You're vouching for them?
Yeah, you have all these friends
that are winning the lottery all of a sudden.
Yeah, all of a sudden.
All these struggling comics.
Y'all tell them the next day is your bell.
All five of you?
Yeah, we gave him 60 bucks.
You look like Threat Michaels, bro.
You look like you are definitely going to beat the fucking...
You're going to beat a C-flat into somebody, dude.
What the hell do I look like in this hat?
You look dope, dude.
You look dope, dude.
What's the guy who sings that song?
Oh, hell yeah. sings that song? Oh,
hell yeah.
There we go.
Oh my God.
That's that bullshit
hat he'd wear
on Rock of Love,
too.
That's not even
his hair.
And why does he
always have
fucking mascara
on all the
fucking time,
dude?
That's what they
did back in the
day,
those bands.
Yeah,
but this is in
2017.
Hold on.
You're going to
say an icon
like Bret Michaels
can't have a
mascara?
Easy on icon. Easy on icon.
Easy on icon.
But that little fellow who's been-
Easy on icon.
Okay.
Okay.
Musical-
One Sean VH1 doesn't make you an icon.
Bro, but his music-
Hey, Flavor Flavor had one flavor of love.
That was dope.
He's an icon.
Yeah, he's great.
Oh, dear.
Over Threat Michaels.
Threat Michaels.
What was his most famous song?
Every Rose Has a Thorn.
Every rose has a thorn.
That was a crusher, man.
That's the song that every person learns to play on the guitar first, isn't it?
100%.
Really?
I learned that too from the first song.
You're punk.
And what's his other big one?
Exactly.
That's Def Leppard. No, that's some sugar on me. That's Def Leppard.
No, that's not him.
Yeah, it's Def Leppard.
Try again.
Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop.
Yeah, that was big.
But move me away.
None of these are him.
None of these are slappers.
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't walk.
Nope, that's not him.
That's not him.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
Look at it.
It says it.
Actually, he didn't write that originally.
I think that's Chuck Berry.
Something on Skinny Bop.
On Skinny Bop was huge.
If we wrote that.
Really?
Let me hear Skinny Bop.
Yeah, you know On Skinny Bop.
How's it go?
On Skinny Bop.
On Skinny Bop.
Bop, bop, bop.
I think you're thinking of Hanson.
Yeah, you're thinking of Hanson.
I respect that, though.
Oh, see, that's how they did
the music videos
back in the day
it mattered
jeez
long
never heard this song
in my life
you did
you didn't even give it a chance
yeah
I know right away
never heard it
you know this
give it a chance
yeah
wait for the hook
I was raised to this
my brother used to beat me to this
what a song to beat me to this.
What a song to beat someone to.
Did your brother have a poison tattoo too or no?
No, he had poison in his heart.
I mean, look how beautiful that guy was, dude. He's handsome, dude.
Bro, he's an eight woman.
Never heard this song in my life.
Oh, really?
He's one of the only singers you'll start listening to his music
and then start masturbating yourself.
With a wig on.
You're like, am I a fan or what am I?
Am I a groupie also?
Trying to get on his bus?
Dude, he was one of them.
No thick girls, brother.
He was the first.
That cartoon Jim and the Misfits is based on him.
Jim and the Misfits.
Speaking of running out of gas, dude. Dude, youisfits. Speaking of running out of gas, dude.
Dude, you're too old to be running out of gas, Papa.
Ran out twice last week, this week.
God damn, what is going on, bro?
Well, I mean, it's last week, but it's this week.
Yeah, sure.
I'm still alive.
One long Sunday.
You ran out of gas, huh?
Yeah, baby.
How'd that happen?
You get the alarm thing, low on gas.
Yeah, they let you know one
time just chilling bro uh ran out of gas again you know it so on the 405 here baby roadside son
um there's two kind of people in this world there's one when that gas light comes on goes
oh shit i gotta get to the gas station there's another one goes i can push this let's ride baby
that's right you you ride that's what i'm saying dude i'm gryffindor dog everybody going
on about their life right there too busy for old gasless boy like me son yep dude it's amazing how
many people don't care when you don't have gas bro damn heartless bro so then does triple a come
out and pump that gas in the fridge here's the crazy part i've run out of gas in that exact same spot damn before one year ago almost to the day
see you would have known that anniversary and what would mun say you would have known that if
we've had the psychic in here oh i would have known it yeah i think he'd be able to call the
next time you'll be in that spot see that's what i need to have him on speed dial one of the issues
with gas is, dude,
the stations for gas, some of them are
six, seven miles apart, eight miles apart.
Some are closed down, too. Huh?
Some are shut down. Oh, people think
it's so easy to get gas. Get gas.
You know, you get gas, you fuck.
Fair. You ever have to siphon
some gas out of another car?
Also known as stealing gas? Yeah.
When I was young, people would do that.
You gotta suck that hose.
Huffing gas, bruh.
Yep.
Y'all would do that.
We got on mushrooms one time on Halloween, and this kid Todd drank a bunch of fucking gas, dude.
Did Todd die?
Honestly, dude.
I don't know if he died then, but I don't think Todd's alive.
Let's ask the psychic.
Yeah.
I feel like Nick's passing me pretty dicey with the psychic.
You can already see that nick's worried i'm trying to be an open book but there's some there's some stories nick
looks pretty stressed i don't think that'd be very fun nick's like hopefully hopefully none of us
have ever googled his name and then went to the third page on google that's what he's hoping, I'm sure. When you Google my name,
I am soliciting for
sex workers when we had the sex worker
on.
You doing what, Nick? Blaming it on the show
is what he's doing.
Your sketchy pass when you're trying to get
some ass.
I tweeted like
swap LA.
Oh, man.
Who's that young twink, Oh, man. What? Oh, no, no.
Maybe it was.
Who's that young twink, though, stealing your name?
Yeah, apparently there's a picture of a young man there.
You have way bigger issues.
I can't find it.
Thank God it's not coming up anymore.
But, yeah, so we were trying to find a sex worker.
Great episode of This Past Weekend.
Yeah, I'm not buying this story.
So I was tweeting at
sex workers of
it's called Swap. Yeah, sure.
Sex work is real work, Brendan. We'll see what
the psychic says.
We'll leave it up to the psychic.
But yeah.
Someone from Hell's Angel called in or what?
I want to know a little bit more about
Mun before we just... Mun? The psychic? Yeah, Brendan. What do I want to know a little bit more about Mun before we just.
Mun?
Oh, the psychic?
Yeah, Brendan.
What do you want to know?
Huh?
Just whatever else you can tell us.
Everybody interrupted you.
So he talked to you and the whole family or just you?
Yeah, he talked to me. Brendan, she's going to tell us.
He talked to my mom.
He talked to my sister.
And he talked to a couple of my relatives over in Vietnam as well.
You guys kept him busy.
Oh, yeah.
Apparently, these things
will go on for hours and what does he say what is when you guys are talking does he speak vietnamese
does he speak english no he speaks in tongues and then he has a translator there who understands
what he's saying and then she will translate in vietnamese for us okay and then my mom will
translate from vietnamese to english for me Because I speak at a child's language now.
So by the time it gets to you, they're like, you're fine.
Yeah, I'm probably going to die and I don't know it.
Is it expensive?
Apparently he does it for free.
The spirits won't let him have any worldly possessions other than what he needs to survive.
The Lord's work.
I tip my hat to that.
Me too.
Vietnamese psychics don't make money like that.
He needs to come to LA because our boy Thomas, it's a dollar a minute.
A dollar a minute.
Yeah, well, you want to talk about that little freaking makeup twink that was running around
that pretty much killed Alan Thicke.
He might have killed him.
Yeah, dude.
That guy obviously is doing it for the cash.
That little freaking...
He had the Kardashians on.
Then when they started bringing up OJ,
they're like, we're going to edit it here.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
They won't let him do any conversation about OJ.
It sounds like that Nightcrawler movie
where Jake Gyllenhaal purposely killed someone
so he could be on scene to catch the footage.
He killed Alan Thicke to prove that he's a real psychic.
That's fair too.
Great point, Nick.
Thanks, Jason.
Thomas Dale would beat that kid's butt.
Thomas Dale would whoop that kid's butt.
Only one way to find out.
Only one way to find out.
Thomas Dale's strong.
He's always sweating, even if he's not doing athletics.
You know who would fuck up both of them?
Is the Long Island Medium with her long-ass nails, son.
Who's the Long?
Cleo?
Miss Cleo?
No, Cleo passed away.
Didn't see that.
Cleo passed away?
Yeah, and she's in jail.
No, I'm talking about Long Island.
Man, look at that.
Jersey's finest, dude.
Look at that hair.
Yeah.
She'll put him in that hair... She's that real deal.
She'll put him in that freaking hairspray.
Not fucking...
Wait, really?
Miss Cleo died?
Pretty sure.
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We got to get some dang mediums on.
Brendan, do you have any?
My mom believes in it, but.
My mom does too.
Well, what's funny, Kat, is that when you said it,
my mom had me talk to a man named Fernando or something over in,
outside of Scottsdale.
By yourself?
By yourself? Yeah, yeah, it was about 30 minutes.
And he said something happened when I was 22
or 23 years old and I've never been the same.
That's what he said. I don't know.
And I wrote down to think about what happened
and then I forgot about it.
Wow. Yeah, it cost like $40
and I did feel pretty good
after it though because apparently what he does is
he goes through and um
that's him?
I don't believe this fucking psycho
Brendan what do you mean he has a website?
yeah right?
but you believe the freaking
the other little guy?
that looks like Rachel Maddow?
the only one I believe in any of this is Cat 14 with his shirt off
I thought you hated him a minute ago
nope I believe him now I believe in any of this is Kat's 14-year-old with his shirt off. I thought you hated him a minute ago. Nope, I believe him now.
Well.
I believe Thomas, too.
I guess he for myself.
My mom believes in the tarot card readings.
I grew up with her doing tarot card readings.
Really?
She'd be like, first day of school is going to be tough.
And you're denouncing all these seancers?
Yeah.
And your mother?
Yeah.
Raised you on freaking tarot card readings?
It's a man holding a pot of gold under a sun?
Mm-hmm. Oh oh my god dude dude so you went and you enjoyed that and he said at 23 you're probably molested he said something that away the haircut huh he said something happened and i and i even
asked him if i was molested and he said he didn't think that i was but if you get molested he said only you would
know my man but he said if you get molested at 23 that's when we had a big so 10 minutes of it
was us discussion arguing really not or just discussing how you keep getting molested if
you're of age you know yeah kind of like a lot of chrystalElia's accusers, you know? Yeah. Or Terry Crews. Yeah, or Terry Crews.
Or Terry Crews.
What happened?
Yeah, some dude grabbed his ding-a-ling?
He said he was at a party and an agent grabbed his dick.
And he went on this whole tour on how he's molested.
Some agent grabbed my...
He even wrote a book about it.
No, he didn't.
You're lying.
Some agent grabbed my leg one time.
Or it could have been my dick, but I think it was my leg.
Dude, Terry Crews, bro.
Here's the thing.
That's a big dude to grab him.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was like,
I wanted to beat his ass
but then I figured
I'd never work in Hollywood again.
Terry Crews is a legend.
I respect that.
That's fair.
I think that's fair.
Dude, Terry Crews
is a modern day MLK, man.
He does his own thing, bro.
He literally does his own thing.
He has some good points.
He makes some good points. Yeah. It's so
easy to just go with the flow, man.
I like Terry Crews. It's easy.
People just pick a side and it's like, if you're not
on this side, it's like... I actually like
Terry Crews. I was making jokes there, but I actually
like him. People are a lot more... Because he beat your ass.
I beat the fuck out of
Terry Crews. People are a lot more
original than that.
Even, look, I mean, Chappelle's kind of like a, he does his own thing.
People might say, oh, he's a blonky or whatever.
A blonky?
A blonky?
You know, like a blackish white.
No, I know what you mean, but a blonky?
Quit asking me to define it then, Brendan.
Well, fuck, bro.
You threw out blonky against my friend Chabelle over here, dude.
I was in a club growing up.
That's the funniest shit I ever heard.
Blankey.
Really?
I was in a club growing up called Wiggas and Blankeys.
Shout out Devin Deku.
He went to jail for murder.
Shout out him.
Makes sense.
Shout out John Gray.
Was he a Wigger or a Blankey?
He was kind of a Blankey a little bit.
Actually, I don't think he was, dude.
I think I was both, actually.
Hey, King or Sting,
are you blonkies or wiggers, man?
I mean, I King them, man,
because it's great.
I King them, too.
They're fun.
Dude, Paul Wall, Santino.
Who else?
Chen, almost.
Blonky?
Eminem.
What's an Asian who acts black?
Yes.
Because I know some Asians get a little too loosey-goosey with the N-word.
Oh, yeah.
And Mexicans.
Dude, there's an Asian gang.
And Mike Perry.
There's an Asian gang.
He's 1% black.
To his defense, he did Ancestry.com, and they said he was 1% black.
Well, first of all, also, I'm not going to tell Mike Perry he can't use any word.
That's fair.
I'm not either. I'd love to see the person that wants to go up can't use any word. That's fair. I'm not either.
I'd love to see the person that wants to go up to him and discuss it.
There's a few who will.
Yeah.
His name's Darren Till.
I'd love to watch it.
Oh, that'd be a good fight, those two guys, huh?
Not for Darren Till.
He's too ranked high.
He is?
Yeah.
Mike Perry has nothing to lose.
Well, Mike Perry, right now, I think he's in rehab because he fucked up that old dude in a restaurant.
Can't have it.
He can't have it.
Oh.
Your boy DC lost this weekend.
New Orleans finest.
Lafayette's finest.
Lafayette's, well, let's be honest.
And he did it with one eye.
Second finest, let's be honest.
Who's the finest?
The Diamond, bro.
The Diamond?
Dustin Poirier.
Actually, man, both these guys are great.
And there he is right there.
He's going to be a father, man.
I know.
I think it's going to make him. Who's that guy? I think it's going to be a father, man. I know. I think it's going to make him.
I think it's going to be a good thing.
I mean, look, we're all just judging him.
I'm not.
Oh, he's a fighter?
Have you met him?
I have not met him, but I like him.
I think he's going through tough times.
I think him having a kid is going to get him on the straight path.
Yeah.
Because he has skills.
I'm excited for him, man.
I've always thought he's a real dude.
I think he reads social media too much, and it fucks with him.
Is he a blood?
Nope.
He's Floridian.
No.
He's Floridian, man.
What is that?
Were you sad your boy DC lost?
No, I was bummed out, man.
Look, man, I just think he's just such a class act.
You did it with one eye, son.
Yeah, and obviously, you know, like, yeah, he's a—
You ever been poked in the eye?
He's a national treasure.
Those eyes, I feel like your eyes would be easy to poke.
Really?
Mines are, I barely have any eye.
Like, most people, you poke guys like this, yours are going to go like this, right?
Really?
I got them...
They're far apart.
My eyes are lean, and also one of them is a little kind of sideways.
I got that Paul Wall, bro.
Okay. Ah, see, you got big eyes, dog. You think of them is a little sideways. I got that Paul Wall, bro. Okay.
You got big eyes, dog.
And they're far apart.
They used to call me China when I was young.
Because they're far apart?
No, but I think because they were thin and yeah, because I look Chinese a little bit.
Oh, wow.
No offense to anybody that's Chinese.
No, they did not do that.
A lot of people did.
No, they didn't.
Yeah, you got that sniper eye.
They won't do it to his face, though.
They won't say that to his face.
Look, man, the amazing thing about his is just no excuses.
After the fight, he just always takes full responsibility.
Just admirable.
It's almost like you want to be, whether you win or lose,
that's how you want to be.
That's what I feel like after watching and listening to him
but man that was a battle man those guys battled it out yep yeah and it's how he credited uh how
he credited stipe with just like the adjustments that he made and trying something different and
man i wanted to see him win but it's it's funny some guys i feel like win or lose they win
oh he's gonna be fine either way he's a he's going to be fine either way. He's a first bout
Hall of Famer either way.
Yeah.
He's already a champion.
And your boy Sugar Sean.
Oh, man.
I know.
Fucked his foot up.
But then Cheeto Vera.
Yeah.
That's my guy.
You got to give him credit, man.
Yeah, he won.
You know, he won.
It's exciting for him.
I think it's exciting
for their whole division
because they're still
they're all
they're around that
10 to 15 range
and rankings in their division. Yeah, they'll be fine. Yeah, but I just think it's exciting for their whole division because they're still around that 10 to 15 range and rankings in their division.
Yeah, they'll be fine. But I just think
it's exciting for their whole division because the top is
pretty stacked. They got that Peter Jan up there.
Better Jan.
Super stacked.
And then you got Al Jermaine Sterling in the same division,
right? Cody Sandahagen at Marlon Marais.
Dude, so it's crazy.
Where'd you watch it at? Oh, man.
I ran out of gas dude
so this is what happened
and shout out too
to Colin bro who works here
and who also apparently has the freaking petrol
plug man
well he and I were supposed to meet
up here last night
oh Sunday night
I was coming here last night
and my car didn't have any more gas in it.
And I said, damn, I'm out of gas.
And then he had to pick you up.
And some people think, here's one thing I will give credit to myself.
Some people are like, oh, I don't know.
I think the transmission, I might have a flat tire.
You always see some dumb girl out there looking at all her tires.
Kicking the tires.
Yeah, like, oh, one of my tires is out of gas, I think.
I heard a girl say that one time no offense girls
but also offense yeah dude last time i ran out of dude and i was telling a story brendan
and i was out of gas dude i knew immediately so there's no bs and for me i don't have to look
under the hood and be like oh damn you know i need to call my stepdad yeah no i know what's up
i was out of gas.
But here's what happened.
I was supposed to watch the fights over.
I was going over to David Spade's.
I met up with him and Dana Carvey, actually, which was pretty crazy to have some dinner.
So I get there and then the valet comes back and says, hey, sir, your car won't start.
So my car won't start over there.
And I said, oh, it's out of gas.
And the guy just looked at me, and I was like.
Did David Spade see all this?
Oh, yeah.
I was like, do you guys have any gas?
I figured there's a lot of guys there.
Somebody's got a little bit of gas on them.
So he's like, we don't have any gas here.
And so I go out there.
Is this Noble or some shit?
This is Noble, yeah. Standard. so the standard so i have to go so spade actually gives me a ride to a couple gas stations to pick
up a gallon and get gas because you can't put gas this is a first and look i'm first ballot run out
of gasser because i know that you can't get a milk jug and fill it with gas it has to be a
the standard red thing.
Because it will eat.
Nothing splashes around, doesn't it?
Oh, yeah.
I got two right now in my thing.
Yeah.
But it will eat right through a milk jug.
So if you try to put gas in a milk jug, eat right through it.
So don't try it.
That's a cheap way out.
Because it's $22 for that red can.
It's $1.50 for that gallon of water.
Empty it out and then spill gas all over.
Yeah.
So anyway, I got the gallon of gas. I go back to
my car. I didn't realize in the little spigot
of the jug, they put a stopper in there.
You got to take it out. I put the thing into my
gas tank. All the gas goes into
the thing, but then runs along.
It comes out. It's a hot mess.
Then the valet man comes
over and he says,
Brother, brother, in my country,
I'm a famous mechanic in my country.
Lie.
Seem like a lie.
Famous mechanic.
Famous mechanic.
Unless you were getting Orson's rat.
Yeah, dude.
Unless you're fucking Vincent Van Gearshift, you know.
Ain't nobody buying this, bro.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, right.
You're a famous mechanic.
Hey, let him have that, all right?
He's a valet.
And I did let him have it.
I showed a lot of respect, man.
I respect anybody that's hardworking.
This guy's a hardworking guy.
Liar, but yes.
And he's like, you have bigger problem, bigger problem, you know?
You have splash, bad splash, you know?
And I'm telling him, look, it's just the can.
So anyway, I had to go take an Uber.
And at this point, gas is pooled all in front of the gallon.
I did have it pooled out in front.
There's people waiting to go sit down.
It's like a nice restaurant.
Yeah, nobody's really.
Everybody's pissed.
One old guy keeps trying to smoke, and they keep stopping him, and I think he doesn't understand why.
So he's all pissed, you know?
So anyway, fast forward.
Finally, bro, it was about an hour and a half ordeal.
I went and got two more gallons of gas, got back there.
I had gas all up and down my arms the entire—
It's a nice scent, though.
I love the smell. i don't mind it
smell i don't mind it i just get nervous because i forgot to shower and then i went to sleep and
i got nervous i woke up and had a scary dream but um anyway man yeah i ran out of gas one time i
ran i guess one time well more than one but the one i remember i just not i just knocked out
biggest win of my career i knocked knocked out Mirko Krokop.
I'm in Denver, right?
So I'm on cloud nine.
And I bought a fucking Hummer H2, a big ass Hummer, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The most Brendan thing you could do.
Yeah.
In Denver, they're dope.
So I'm driving that big thing.
And I see it's low on gas.
I'm like, I can push it.
Runs out of gas.
So I had to put in, it's in the middle of the fucking intersection where I run.
So I'm trying to push this fucking Hummer to the gas station i get the gas station yo man do you have
one of those things he's like what happened with granted gas he's like yeah we got one he goes
it was literally the weekend before i beat croco he goes aren't you the ufc fighter he goes did
you just beat fucking merco croco i go yeah i ran a guest goes damn that's sad he's just sad only sad man he's right we used to do gas and goes all the time but then conico's got
smart because remember you they didn't have the card you have to go inside so you could pump gas
then pay so my mom like i'm low on gas can you guys get me gas to me my brother just pull up
i would pump fill it up we drive off that was a thing
oh stealing gas pump and jump they call it wow yeah i remember a cop came one time i was at my
friend's house taking a nap and um cop came and knocked on the door and accused me of stealing
gas and i had been pumping go so i had to drive back there and pay for it that's what pissed me
off really and it was only like $3, too.
It's embarrassing.
Oh, scary.
Remember sometimes, Mom,
but can you fill up the gas and give me $4?
Here's a guy who's probably going to get accused
of a hate crime at some point.
No.
He's in a truck.
Ooh, I like that.
Yo, Brendan, Theo, King of the Steam Crew.
This is Mark coming at you from that work truck.
Hey there!
I got a name game for you.
Sandwiches.
The name of the game is Sandwiches, baby!
I'm talking hot sandwiches.
Cold sandwiches.
Room temperature sandwiches.
Any sandwich will do.
Any meat between two pieces of bread.
That's what I call a Sammy, baby.
So hit it up. Hit me with them bread. That's what I call a Sammy, baby. So head it up.
Hit me with them sandwiches.
What's going on?
Shout out Thick Boy Fight Club.
Down with the thickness.
Pop us down 20 pounds.
Get some gang gang.
Bones Boots.
20 pounds, son.
Bro, I can't believe that guy took the panty off his head and quit sending it and got a new job.
That's unbelievable.
And R.I.P. to that that guy he passed away didn't we've been trying to get in touch with him for months haven't we what was his name jayrod
jayrod now he's driving long haul but i'll respect that man look brother thank you for being out
there there's nothing braver than driving long haul you out there 14 gears bruh not knowing which
one 14 years going up mountains and steep mountains and
shit because they across all nine and you in 11 brother and you in two dude it's my grandpa my
uncles that's lifelong truck driver so nice to go with them yeah that's that arm math baby you got
to do it right eating bullshit food all the time all those stop those coming goes yeah lot lizard
knock on your door they get to sleep there, right? Yeah.
Have you seen the documentary, the lot lizard documentary?
No.
Have you not seen that?
What?
It's about lot lizards?
Yeah.
What?
On HBO Dark or some shit?
Yeah, you don't even research your own life, dude.
Yeah, it's on the Netflix.
Whoa.
Here's somebody right here, a seancer.
I thought I made up the term lot lizard. I'm a tomboy at heart i always have a trailer for a lot oh my god i think it helps me to make more money
helps me more look more girly and this is on the she looks like otis nixon a little bit
for the braves i will say when i'm doing my hustle
and dealing with truck drivers it is what it is well yeah
man it's a tough racket it is why because the truck driver's been driving
this is like the very first time where i'm oh yeah they've been having a tough time yeah
this is what kind of person i am because i've never been on my own
that's the truck driver there? Oh!
That is not.
Apparently she lost her ass too.
Is it?
Sorry.
That's her husband.
People put too much emphasis on
things that you can see.
Half of what you see
isn't really what you're seeing.
I don't know what you're talking
someone this lot lizard does she do palm readings too or what's going on here
the fact that brendan thought he made up lot lizard absolutely blows my mind
i do respect you though i like it man i yeah we should have never told you
i mean that trailer looks fucking terrible but the trailer is not
a good trailer
no that was awful
that was bad
yeah you could get
something much better
produced over at
Drastic Graphics
with Marty O'Neill
she was like
what you see
isn't really
what you get
with lights
what the fuck
yeah man
what the fuck
is she a motivational
speaker
she's a
notivational speaker
but I so this guy's talking about sandwiches he wants to have a contest doesn't he Nick Is she a motivational speaker? She's a not-ivational speaker.
Wait, so this guy's talking about sandwiches?
He wants us to have a contest, doesn't he, Nick?
Yeah, name game.
Oh, name the sandwiches?
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Hey, what's up?
Oh.
Hey.
Damn.
Take it easy, Florida Georgia Line.
Come on, Doug.
I just got excited for sandwiches. And there's Otis Nixon.
Good reference, dog.
She looked a little like Otis Nixon.
A lot.
God bless.
So the name came from sandwiches, period?
Like cold cuts or any sandwich?
He said hot sandwiches, cold sandwiches.
Room temp sandwiches.
Hot coffee, cold coffee.
Dunkin' Donuts, dog.
Dunkin' Donuts.
Hot coffee, cold coffee. Go ahead, you little lot lizard. Cold, cold coffee. Dunkin' Donuts. Dunkin' Donuts. Hot coffee, cold coffee.
Go ahead, you little lot lizard.
Cold, cold coffee.
I don't know what they call it, polar bear coffee.
Go ahead, lot lizard.
I'm going to start off in honor of our boy Mumbling Mun, the medium.
I'm going to drop this frickin puff on you. The Bon Me.
Yeah.
There you go.
Shout out, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Or as you call it, the Bon Mine, I'm sure, when you see it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll just go with that peanut butter and jelly hitter.
My favorite.
Extra on the butter.
You feel me? That basic
fucking thought nugget.
There's nothing more American than a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich, you fucking delinquent.
Not surprised you chose that, dude.
What's yours? I'm gonna go
with a sandwich that
a lot of people enjoy.
I'm gonna go with
something that seems
like probably a delicacy to Nick.
The grilled cheese.
Oh!
My grandma would put them at
George Foreman Grills.
Those are amazing.
It's almost like a panini, right?
She's still alive.
She's still alive.
Yeah, I appreciate that. Still alive.
Dude, I will say this, dude.
My mom used to grill peanut butter and jellies, and those were good, bro.
I never heard of that.
You ever had that, Nick?
Oh, yeah, on the George Foreman.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah.
Everything went on the George Foreman.
You guys must have been rich, dude.
Do you want to tell you what I used to do on the Foreman, too?
A little thing about my Hawaiian friends when I want to talk about that spam sandwich, dog.
A little mustard, a little spam.
What's up, cat?
It's good?
Ask your medium about that shit.
Okay, dude.
What's up, dog?
All right, bro.
I've had a muff of this fucking conversation, dude.
Because I'm going to go with that muffalata, baby.
Bring it up, Nick.
What is that?
Bring up that freaking dirty muffalata, bro.
You haven't named one?
Bro, no, you're talking about that hard-hitting prosciutto.
You keep naming these exotic sandwiches, Doug.
Yeah, I was like, I've never heard of them.
God damn, you rich, son.
Well, no, y'all need to quit eating inside of gas stations and fucking live a little.
I'll tell you, my favorite sandwich is that roast beef hitter, Doug, with a nice sharp cheddar.
A roast beef sandwich with that sharp cheddar. Don't even start naming che hitter, dog. With a nice sharp cheddar. A roast beef sandwich
with that sharp cheddar.
Don't even start naming cheeses again.
I already won that one, dog.
I already won that one.
I lost on pies, though.
Yeah, bro.
You've lost on a lot, dude.
I love those.
Bro, I'm not even playing games
with y'all's fake ass, bro.
One thing I'll say right now is, dude,
I'm gonna go with that fraud oyster.
Poor boy, dog.
Straight out of Louisiana.
Bring up that picture, Nicholas.
Boom, MF-er.
Put that in your fat cheeks, bro.
Put that in your fat bike-riding ass, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Get out there, dog.
Dude, I'll ride a couple miles for that.
That and a nice-ass lobster roll fucking and a nice ass lobster roll.
Bring up that fucking lobster roll.
Oh, he going offshore.
Yeah, dog.
I'm taking to them spiders of the sea.
You feel me?
The bugs, as they call it.
He going offshore, baby.
That's my favorite.
And dude, they got Cousin's
Maine Lobster Sandwiches here.
It's a food truck, bro.
Bro, $24 a pop. Is that how much it is? $24 a pop for a here. It's a food truck, bro. Bro, $24 a pop.
Is that how much it is?
$24 a pop for a food truck?
I'll say this, bro.
I thought they were impressive until I saw them in another city, and that's when I realized
that.
Were they in Maine, though?
No, it wasn't Maine.
Same truck, same place.
Yeah, dude, worldwide.
Mr. Worldwide.
Nah.
Oh, that's out here?
Oh, is it ever?
It's my favorite food truck.
All the food trucks, that's numero fucking numero.
I like authentic, bro.
24 bucks for a fucking shellfish.
I'm allergic to shellfish, so I can't eat that.
You can't have shellfish?
No.
Nothing?
No bugs.
No crustaceans.
My friend Megan makes the best lobster rolls, actually, dude.
Yeah, I doubt that.
I'd rather them homemade.
These things.
Your friend Megan.
These things look nasty, bro.
Ain't nobody believing that.
These things look nasty, bro.
Yeah.
Ain't nobody believing that. Yeah. My friend, bro. Yeah. Ain't no problem.
Yeah.
My friend Megan.
When's the last time a friend was like,
hey, I got lobster rolls?
Never.
The answer's never.
Bro, you're the one who eats them out of a truck.
Yeah, dog.
That's a legit truck there.
Not your friend Megan.
You're the one who eats them out of a truck
like some damn fucking lot lizard, dude.
I love him, man.
Okay, my sandwich?
Sure.
All right, I'll go with, let me think of a good sandwich for you right now.
He said any sandwich, though.
We're going to be here all fucking day.
No, we won't, bro.
I know you.
Lobster roll.
That's one of his defense tactics, dude.
That's what Brendan does, dude.
I can go lobster roll if he goes with the oyster thing.
I'm saying you were going to say it again.
But it gets limited, though.
We can't do another lobster sandwich, man.
No, you can't.
You know?
Is that the rule?
You can't use another meat twice?
Bro, if you want to bust a nut in a theater,
nothing helps by having a little bit of that Peter Paul Reuben in your mouth.
Ooh, that Reuben.
I don't like Reubens. Huh. I don't like Reubens.
Huh?
I don't like Reubens.
Oh, God.
Sorry.
You like Reubens?
Yes, son.
Nah.
That one looks nice.
Oh, that one looks nice?
That one looks nice.
The first one you see.
Enough cheese on it.
You don't like?
Actually, yeah, that looks really good.
You don't like Reubens?
Pick a Sammy.
Well, nothing makes my day better than watching Theo deep throw a six-incher of meatball subs.
What's up, bro?
Take it to the dome.
That meatball sub.
Oh, I love a nice meatball sub.
They are good.
Who thought of that?
What a great idea.
He's getting flashbacks of Jared's sister.
Oh, yeah.
Take two inches off of that sub I know there's things I fight out of a foot long
Yeah I was humming that four inch round around
My penis is shaped like a candy corn
Do we call it a draw?
Yeah we'll be here all day.
We can't have a whole episode of just sandwiches.
Just my fat ass naming sandwiches all day.
Bro, you know how many fat guys are right now listening to this,
loving us naming sandwiches?
Foaming out the mouth?
Yeah.
You know how many guys that couldn't get tickets to Bert Kreischer's drive-in tour
are absolutely using this as their second option.
Dude, let's get Kat's medium on it and get your friend Megan in here to make these lobster rolls.
She makes good lobster rolls, Brendan.
I'm not buying it, dude.
Dude, but you'll buy it out of a truck?
Fuck yeah.
Oh, shit.
We got a debate club.
This young man went to a Trump rally or what?
King in the steam. What up? We got a debate club. This young man went to a Trump rally or what?
King in the steam.
What up?
My name is Hunter, and yes, I realize I look extremely swollen.
Wisdom teeth.
And this has to do with part of my debate club.
So the reason I am so swollen and look like a freaking bloated Italian who just drowned and came back to life.
Big eyes. Hashtag Ben and Chubb. Hashtag Thick Boy Bike Club.
It's because I just had all four of my wisdom teeth removed.
And honestly, I'm still a little high from the meds,
so I thought it would be a good idea to send in a video.
Praise the Lord.
But yeah, getting your wisdom teeth removed.
Do you get all four out?
Or do you do what some people have done,
that ancient Neanderthal, maybe that primal man, and do you leave all four of these suckers in?
What's it going to be?
Yeah, in all seriousness, though, you guys have honestly inspired me a lot.
I love the fighter and the kid, and I love this past weekend from both of you guys.
It's really motivated me a lot, and I hope to one day make a difference in this world and honestly become a guest on
your guys' podcast.
Gang, gang, buzz, buzz.
Wisdom teeth removal.
We got a chair open. I'm firing the kids.
Too soon.
Bro, you could easily call it the fighter in the cavities right now. too soon too soon oh dude
bro you could easily
call it the fighter
in the cavities
right now
in a heartbeat
dude
heartbeat
bro just
bro obviously
this dude
lost the final bout
in karate kid
I'm gonna go out
and say that
man
he does
no man look
very kind to you bro yeah shout out to you man I say sting Brendan I'm going to go out and say that. He does. No, man. Look, I'm very kind to you, brother.
Yeah, shout out to you, man.
I say sting.
Brendan, I'm saying something nice to this guy.
Oh, sorry, man.
Thank you very much for the nice message.
And also, Brendan, this guy really looks like it could be your son from the future sending you a video.
You might be right.
Did you even think about that?
You might be right.
So thank you, bro bro for the support of the
podcast it's really tough when all of our friends are sex offenders to stay in business
it's exhausting it's exhausting yeah accused sex offenders and that's really what i'm just joking
um i mean we got more proof on guys in this room than any either two of those dudes
are you looking at me, dude?
Huh?
Are you looking at me?
We'll see what that medium says, Jin.
Jin and Nick, real stressed about this.
You know what?
We couldn't find them, dude.
They're pretty busy.
I don't believe that shit anyway, man.
That'd be a bad episode.
Nick subtly slips into this episode that he has sexual allegations on his Google search.
Dude, if you Google me, it's not even me, bro.
It's like some guy looking for lot lizards and shit.
Silence isn't the way.
You got to get out in front of it.
That's true.
Nick came to his defense real bad.
Oh, it's fucking bullshit, dude.
Google it, man.
No, it's real.
You guys know this.
Google has a liberal agenda. i love how also nick pulls up
the wrong guy from karate kid as well i haven't seen it you haven't seen karate kid i saw the
one with jayden smith oh that's a good one that's disappointing
i think i saw it once but the the new series on YouTube Brad is killing it
Again, you know who I'm talking about, don't you?
Ralph Macchio
The Karate Kid, he won
You said the guy who lost at the end of Karate Kid
You said if he lost
The original Karate Kid
And I don't even know what I said, Nick, so I'm sorry
Daniel's son
I fucking ran out of gas twice in one week and I'm 40.
So I'm not doing that good.
Oh, damn.
He also looks like my son.
Daniel's son?
Your son?
Tiger's son?
Wow.
I'm going to say right now, this guy's question was...
Wisdom teeth.
All four at a time.
Who has wisdom teeth in here?
I still have mine. Me too. Like the fucking has wisdom teeth in here i still have mine me too
like the fucking lord intended bro you still have them fuck dude chris delito's got hard hearing you
say that first of all um i can't believe you still have your wisdom to eat hell yeah dude i'm just
joking is that like a young person thing i don't know if i have mine or not you do not have yours
i have mine in no way and that's why my teeth, that's why
my bottom teeth look like city skyline
because it's pushing them in. Well, I got mine out.
Oh, like that Cincinnati chili, huh? Yeah, dog.
That fucking...
Well... So who has... Nick,
you got yours removed? No, I still have mine.
Fuck yeah, because you're a man. Now, in
Asian cultures, is it popular to get
your wisdom teeth out? It seems like, that seems like a very
American thing. No, it is because it makes your face more V-line.
That's why I look bad.
That sounds like a rich Asian thing.
I know the girls that have gotten their wisdom teeth removed that are Vietnamese, my friends.
Their face changed so they all want to get it removed.
Say no more.
Isn't that so thirsty rich Asians?
Maybe I'll get it done.
What is that, thirsty rich Asians?
Is that what it's called?
I think so.
It's called rich Asians. Crazy rich Asians, my bad. Thirsty Rich Asians? Is that what it's called? I think so. I thought it was called Rich Asians.
Crazy Rich Asians, my bad.
Thirsty Rich Asians
sounds way better.
That sounds like a porn.
I would watch that.
I'm not watching
any more porn again.
Good for you.
Do you have a relapse again?
Huh?
You had a relapse?
I mean, I just can't handle it.
I just can't handle it anymore.
Keep them 32%.
68% a bunch of bitches.
God gave them to us for a reason, man.
I left my shit in.
You're riding those rot sockets, dude?
Get a life, right?
I had to get them out because I was getting infected.
Yeah, so they were like, you got to get them out.
Another thing trying to take down the black man.
That's what I said.
I was like, these white teeth.
First Corona.
First Corona.
I'm like, what are these white?
Bro, it hurts to hear it.
Dude, I'll take whatever it takes
to get this face scanner here. I'm sick of having
these chunky monkey face.
Nothing. The teeth isn't going to help.
Yeah, that's what Chin just said. It'll make your face look
like a face. Chin, tell us more about this. I don't know why
anybody interrupted you.
I wish I could take mine out because my face could be
a little thinner. Wow. I think it's your head
though, Chin. My head's big, but I mean, it does make
a difference when it goes in like a V line.
What do you think when you hear that, Kat? When you hear
somebody say that? I'm so sad.
There's nothing wrong with your face or your face.
That's so sad. I have a fat face.
Yes, you do, but that is...
You got yours taken out? You also do.
I don't know if I did or not. I've been put
to sleep a lot by men. Maybe that's what happened when you were 23. I don't know if I did or not. I've been put to sleep a lot by men.
Maybe that's what happened when you were 23.
It's your wisdom teeth.
There it is.
Against my will.
Yeah.
Maybe he wanted to keep it.
Play with dang dang.
I'm going to have to ask my mom.
Wait, Nick, you have yours?
I do.
Damn, everybody has them.
I'm the only one that's got them out.
No, Theo's is out.
I'm missing, I think, too.
How many do you have?
Four.
Only four?
Well, it depends how big your mouth is.
If your mouth can support the extra teeth, you can leave them.
That sounds like something that, yeah.
No, that's what they say.
Really?
Yours are out, Kat?
You have like a strong chin.
So does your mom.
I don't know if that's a good thing or not.
I know.
It's a good thing.
Yeah, it's a good thing. Brandon shouldn't have said that. Nah, shut up. It's a good thing or not. I know. It's a good thing. Yeah, it's a good thing.
We shouldn't have said that.
Nah, shut up.
It's a good thing.
It's an attractive thing.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, Kat, I think your face looks very well structured and nice, as I do think everybody's
face in here, almost everyone.
And I think that it makes me sad also, Chin, that you want to get your teeth taken out
to look different,
to look like a young woman.
I wanted to do it before, but now I'm more accepting of my face.
Well, I still want to do it.
You do, Brendan?
What are you going to do with it?
I don't know.
I just found out this information makes your face skinnier.
It contours it, yeah.
Dude, don't you see, though?
Look at the hill you guys are going down.
First, you know, your buddy gets his eyes, you know, sucked off or whatever.
Oh, you're talking about counting his lids done?
Yeah.
That was a bad idea.
But then where does it start?
It starts with the teeth, isn't it?
You get the fucking elbows rounded.
It never ends.
Yeah.
You know?
Then you're fucking, you know.
Then maybe we can get three for one.
Does it hurt you?
Do your teeth hurt you?
Not at all.
I'm literally just doing it to have a skinnier face, Chappelle.
And then, Brennan, you get meds afterwards, too.
And I love meds.
I threw mine away.
Your meds?
Yeah.
I ain't taking that shit.
How long did you throw them away?
I ain't taking these fucking white pills.
This was years ago.
Were they white pills, too?
Yeah, they were white.
Oh, yeah.
Praise the Lord.
Yeah, I was like these white pills going down the toilet.
Years ago.
Years ago.
Hurts my heart.
I was like 27.
If you had told me you did it a week ago,
you'd see me at your house this week, dog.
Jay's been
definitely been...
Jay's got his taken out. His face is still pretty fat.
I don't know if this is true.
I'll show you through all this pain.
I'll show you a picture of a girl who had it
before. I mean, had her teeth in and took it out and see how her face changed.
Oh, your friend's full of shit.
She had the teeth taken out, but then she also got that Kylie Jenner.
Nope, nope.
Yeah.
It makes me sad when I hear that, Chen, because I think, yeah, to getting that to adjust your
face, but also if it makes you happy, dude, who gives a fuck what I think?
And you're supposed to take them out anyways, right?
No.
I don't know where that nerve got started if you have to take them out.
If they rotten. Yeah, so a lot
of people, they get infections like Chappelle.
Yeah, it was like getting infected.
It helps me grind the food better.
It's just money. Dentists just want
more money. That's what they say. You know, dentists
number one job to commit suicide.
Why? Because they're staring at fucking teeth all day.
Probably because they've been pulling teeth out of people's
mouths that don't need them pulled out
and if I did that for five years I'd take my own life
they wanted to be doctors but they're staring at teeth
yeah but every now and then
they'll sneak around and pull something out of your leg
or out of your fucking hip
yeah play with your ding dong while you're under medication
like oh you got a fucking
you got a molar under your dick
yeah they'll sneak
they'll be like oh you got a fucking incisor
he was like why do I have to come every Wednesday and get put to sleep they'll be like oh you got a fucking incisor and he was like why don't
i come every wednesday you put to sleep they're like dang you got an overbite in your ass
we found a cavity in your dick hole
yeah you're like that is a cavity yeah that is a cavity dog so what are you doing in there
yeah and why yeah why are we behind the movies?
Overbiting your ass.
What's this young man saying?
Here's Lee Bryce has a question right here.
We'll close it out with one King It or Sting It.
What's up, guys?
David coming at you from Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
A little Roll Tide action.
So I had a King It or Sting It for you guys.
Custom jerseys.
King It or Sting It? I got that Custom jerseys. King It or Sting It.
I got that Brett Schaub
hitter. Oh, shit.
Oh, wow. Shout out to y'all guys.
Love everything y'all do.
Thank you. So, hey,
gang gang, bust bust.
Oh, that is dope.
That's cool, bro. That's your number and everything?
Yeah, that's my authentic CU
Buffalo jersey. Wow, that's wild, bro. That's your number and everything? Yeah, that's my authentic CU Buffalo jersey.
Wow, that's wild, man.
Dang, that's dope.
I'm a big fan of the custom jerseys.
Yes, you are.
Yeah.
Yes, you are.
That's awesome, man.
That's crazy.
Do you have one of those at home?
My dad and my brother have the game-worn ones.
They're framed.
I don't have one myself.
Did those have your last name on it?
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
Damn. How much do you think it's worth now? Not much. Not much. framed i don't have one myself did those have your last name on it yo yeah yeah wow damn how
much do you think it's worth now not much not much i go this bro two bond me's
come on now yeah i'd be honored to have one i think it's awesome i'll tell you right now i'm
just giving you a hard time because i'm jealous. If University of Colorado is selling them, bitches, I need to see a goddamn percentage.
I'll tell you that right now.
Brendan.
Okay.
How many yards did you have when you were there?
I don't know.
I mean, I had some few catches, but I didn't.
You did?
Yeah.
Damn.
You were pretty quick, though, yeah.
Did you get in the end zone or not?
No, I never scored a touchdown.
Fuck, dude.
That's crazy.
Who was the coach?
I blocked a punt that was a touchdown.
You did?
Yeah, against Kansas.
Why didn't the coach give you more carries, man?
Because I'm white.
Who was y'all's darker running back?
Lawrence Vickers.
And he went on to play pro, didn't he?
Yeah.
He was a captain for the Cowboys and the Cleveland Browns.
He's the captain of the team.
Wow.
It's a pretty cool guy,
huh?
Yeah.
Great guy.
Wow.
Dude,
I'm five that,
that three receptions,
eight yards.
Y'all want a bowl,
right?
I love that dude.
Yeah.
We want a bunch of balls.
Dude,
if you haven't seen the Colorado play,
they play every week against Colorado state and the score is 57
to 56 and we beat the shit out of them every year bro every every year i will look at television
one night and it'll be ninth overtime and it's colorado versus colorado state bro and they are
playing ball be sure i know we never lost them we beat them every year y'all really every year
fuck them dude yeah colorado state of what well they're the program just got canceled for being We never lost to them. We beat them every year. Did y'all really? Every year. Fuck them, dude.
Colorado State of what?
Well, their program just got canceled for being racist.
Did it really?
Yeah.
F that, man. They canceled the program?
Yeah.
You know how a lot of people canceled Corona?
Colorado State was like, we got a problem because their coach was saying some racist shit, I guess.
Yeah.
Damn.
They say racist things in Colorado?
Not at University of Colorado.
Colorado State does. The Rams. Damn. They say racist things in Colorado? Not at University of Colorado. Colorado State does, the Rams.
Damn.
That guy?
Yeah, that guy looks like he could drop an N-bomb.
I don't know, man.
Doesn't he?
Looks like Sergeant Slaughter.
Yeah, he looks really intense.
Yeah, so they're going to sit this year out.
He looks like Squints McMahon,ahon doesn't he a little bit
it looks like uh
remember sergeant slaughter all right he does look like sergeant slaughter who said that
nick nick dude one for nick nick finally got one reference fast dude it starts now through the end
of the year you in i'm in well let's don't
make it a whole let's don't make it let's make it through to september okay or let's do the year
because we need time to do it damn a little bit that's it how about that thing i posted last night
cat this dude james co gave me my first job in uh tv in hollywood
i was doing i saw that 10 30 i can't believe he posted oh yeah the 10 30 slot at a local
la station nobody was watching he was talking sports yeah baby saw cheeto vera hitting you
up marlin on the freaking ones and twos yeah i gave him my start he's ecuadorian isn't he cheeto yeah yeah
wow james ko he's korean right ko ko is a korean name yeah i didn't know he's asian yeah he's
asian he's probably half done right he's asian he's a big deal i think he's won three what what
emmy's a ship for uh his broadcasting yeah but i remember we used to go and there was only about
three people it was sad 10 30 at.30 at night. Nobody watching.
But you were doing it.
You got to start somewhere.
Yeah.
Start from the bottom.
Now you're here.
You know what I'm saying?
They didn't pay me either.
They didn't pay me.
They didn't?
Oh.
Well.
Just try and get them reps, son.
There you go.
Look at that.
10.30, Fox 11.
And that was on ESPN?
Fox, no.
Local LA news station.
James Coe right there.
Gave me my start.
Said, why don't you come?
Why don't you talk some sports? I brought a suit. And Coe, is he Japanese? No, why don't you come we'll talk some sports
I brought a suit
and Coe
is he Japanese
no he's Korean
Korean
should be Korean yeah
wow
four time Emmy winner
there you go
wow
he was great man
give at James D. Coe
a follow
K-O-H
yeah
there he is
and um
what else do we have here
I just want to make sure
everybody
said anything they want to say
oh we got some really good chide right chide my rides that we didn't get to this week
so keep sending those in clown my hounds some relationship advice uh we got a really fun
patreon episode coming up next month it's going to be submissions from all cats crew family members. We got Kat's sister, my sister, some Shobbs, some Vons, some Laces.
Yeah.
Damn.
Some Sueys.
I'm going to get my dad.
That'd be dope.
I don't know.
Do you reach out to some people in my family?
I don't want to know who's doing it.
Yeah.
Because I don't want to start getting any fights or anything.
Yeah, don't ask my dad to do it.
And don't bring up Corona.
King or Saint Corona, because he'll go on a rant.ay was the one helping reach out to the shops i think he was gonna ask your dad
but that's fine bring it on dad we can do it on here bro i don't know yeah i don't care who does
it from my family as long as they include some of their own personality i just don't want them
just showing up flat yeah yeah i'm gonna talk with them on the phone and try to hammer something out that makes sense.
Okay.
I'll just give you my dad's number.
Okay.
Cool.
Cool.
My mom just lost her job.
So she'll be like, King, you're a sting it.
Your son paying all your bills.
King it.
Oh, that's a good one.
King it.
That sounds like my sister right now.
There you go.
And I want to get your boy Mun on here
and see what he's doing.
And how hard?
I'd love to.
Does he talk to whites as well?
Or what is his body?
I think so.
Is it Vietnamese only?
That's a good question.
I think you need a Vietnamese translator, but I think he's fine with whites.
We'll do it once he sees cat.
I'll be like, oh, I know her.
Oh, I know her.
I got to get an update on my past lover who won't leave me alone.
No way.
So I'll probably try to hit him up again.
Who's that?
That's Cat Sister. Just a preview. We won't play her alone so I'll probably try to hit him up again. Who's that? That's Cat's sister.
Just a preview. We won't play her video now, but we got Cat's sister.
She sent in some relationship advice.
That's a tattoo? Yeah.
You think that's somebody hiding under her shirt?
That's a tattoo,
man. That's drawing. That's patreon.com
slash kingofthestig.
Damn, Nick's slagging this.
I'll pay for it.
You have an OnlyFans account account what the fuck jesus christ gosh let me know whenever you knew my sister or my mom cheese and rice
brennan since that guy got you that jersey i'm gonna get you uh got that jersey i'm gonna get
you one of my cheerleading ones the louisville ones? Yeah, I'll get you one.
That'd be dope to have your name on the back.
It does not.
I could write it on there, though.
Yeah, write it on.
I want the real McCoy.
I'll write it on.
And I might get each one of you guys one of these unique Western hats.
Look at that.
Maybe we could get a lot lizard in the culture corner.
Like a real authentic lot lizard.
We had a sex worker on this past weekend, and you can listen to that episode whenever you want on YouTube and audio.
No, I want a lot lizard.
And that's why I was Googling it.
I want a real lot lizard.
Your Honor, I don't remember asking Nick to Google it.
All right, we got to get out of here, man.
Love you guys.
Good to see you, brother.
Good to see you, too.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. Bye. the grand famous damn hungry like i'm fresh off keto seeing red like andrew santino every song
i hit like the great bambino bernie ate the queso and the quesoritos but everything's gonna be fine
hate on me i do not mind theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his
pockets at all times they sliding into my dms a couple of you tried but couldn't beat him
quit playing like nintendo ds you don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz.
Meaning y'all edible.
Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible.
Brandon's son hit me up.
He said it's too loud in the club.
Can you pick me up?
King and the sting.
King and the sting.
King and the sting.
Bee sting.
Rat king.
King and the sting.
King and the sting. Got the bees in the trap. Got the cheese on a string. King and the sting, king and the sting Got the bees in a trap, got the cheese on a string
King and the sting, king and the sting
King and the sting, bee sting, rat king
King and the sting, king and the sting
Got the bees in a trap, got the cheese on a string