The Golden Hour - Episode 83: Outta Gas

Episode Date: August 21, 2020

The guys switch it up on set and talk Cowboy Hats, Thiccc Jay Schaub, Trip to Salt Lake City, Bros Not Behind Bars, Fortune Tellers, Hollywood Medium, Brett Michaels, Theo's Gas P...roblem, Terry Crews, Pump N Jump's, Lot Lizards, an All New Sandwich Name Game, Wisdom Teeth and much more!Hims - https://forhims.com/kats Athletic Greens - https://athleticgreens.com/katsLumin Skin - https://luminskin.com/katsHelloFresh - https://hellofresh.com/80kats use code: 80KATSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm scared to listen to the future stuff. Yeah, no, I don't need that in my life. Y'all can do it. Yeah. Some of you guys. Yeah, no, I don't want it either. I see you on a bike next year having a heart attack. Yeah, your future is easy to predict.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Whose birthday is it?
Starting point is 00:00:30 Every time he wears a cowboy hat. Whose birthday is it? Whose birthday is it? Whose birthday is it? I see that one. Yes. I was like, I guess Athea's going to do it, you know? Oh, there you go, huh?
Starting point is 00:00:42 Wow. Yeah, real urban up in here. Yeah. Urban cowboy. You seen urban cowboy? Oh, dude, it got. Yeah. Yeah, real urban up in here. Yeah. Urban Cowboy. You seen Urban Cowboy? Oh, dude, it got... Bro, it just went from zero to frickin' North Fresno. It just went from straight up.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Dude, how are you... You are obviously from Stockton. Obviously right now, huh? I ain't never been to Stockton. Dude, lies. Isn't that hat? This is like that hat on Harry Potter that tells the truth.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Doug. You look like Billy Ray Cyrus' tour manager. Do I? I can do that. What does he sing? Achy Breaky Heart? Yeah. He's got another one.
Starting point is 00:01:23 He also produced Miley Cyrus, son. He what? He also produced miley cyrus son he what he also produced miley cyrus which seems pretty easy daughter yeah which seems pretty just some of his thick nut sweat oh that's what you're saying yeah i thought you would produce her music dude it's awkward over on this side dude it is yeah how do you think i feel my whole life you know now you know how other people feel. Wait until you sit a mile in someone else's chair. You got to live a little, man. Who's birthday? Who's birthday?
Starting point is 00:01:54 Who's birthday? Who's birthday? Dude, why don't we have a new birthday song, huh? Chappelle, don't let Darius Rucker see you now. Oh, hey, come on. Let's team up, Darius. We have to do backflips for every fucking show. I know.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Gosh, I'm sick of doing those. We're in Salt Lake City. Everywhere we go, they're like, yeah, we heard you can do a backflip. So they always ask. And then the owner, Keith, of Wiseguy, is like, man, during Corona, I have to build the stage myself, so it's a little sketchy. So be careful whatever you're doing. No way.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Because Chappelle's like, I don't know. That stage seems sketchy. He's like, there's certain parts, man. You can feel it, though, when you walk on it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Were y'all performing outdoors in Salt Lake? No, indoor. Wise guys.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Oh, nice, yeah. Wise guys. Oh, yeah. They have a set up pretty nice. I've been over there. Oh, there's a picture of you guys right there. Look at thick Jay Schaub on that right, that big old bumblebee hitter. I tell him i go
Starting point is 00:02:46 you're looking like fat not thick and he goes ah it's the shirt no it's not homeboy he looks like one of them fat bumblebees huh you know there's like bees and there's that always that fat thick bee that's what he looks like he looks like kind of that like uh like an item in the uh frozen area that's like kind of stretching the uh cellophane a little bit in the meat, in the frozen meat area. Dang, he is getting really thick, huh? It's the shirt. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:13 I don't know. I don't know, man. I've seen shirts that make people just look exactly like they are. He looks like a gravy bee. He's just thick, man. Yeah. He looks like they get that bee that got stuck somewhere yeah in gravy he looks like that biscuits and gravy he looks like a spelling bee
Starting point is 00:03:33 but all the words he can't get them out they're just stuck in them and most of the words are frosting wow man and how was he on those scooters with that weight it seems like yeah and what is he is he is he putting on he's a satchel as well is he putting on chub or muscle there i think it's but of both he says he's bulking but but what does that mean it's summer it's so no one bulks in the summer that makes sense you're right no then when i tell my dude you put on some weight i go i still got abs i don't believe that i just don't believe that anymore maybe he's writing it writing this summer off and just gearing up for next year since we lost it because of quarantine it's a
Starting point is 00:04:14 thick boy summer man yeah it's a thick boy summer i took these boys on bikes yeah it looks like you guys got scooters out there you guys did everything huh we would we go and it's lit out in salt lake city like the clubs open the bars open we go go by and everyone see us i just yell out we gay yeah we gay y'all we gay y'all these guys want to take our pictures i went we gay wait what what they don't they don't like that shit out there you gotta be progressive man that's what i like to see dude malik was like hey like, hey, dude, you got to quit saying that shit, man. So I just kept doing it. Dude, what I like to see is really aggressive gays, violent gays.
Starting point is 00:04:50 You got to see, you know, there's a lot of the old school gay style. You know, I'm going to be over here. I'm going to do art, you know. Yeah, we weren't doing art. My dad, you know, I came out the closet. My dad took my truck away for two weeks, you know. You see a lot of that kind of stuff. But I'm ready for the new age gays, the Tiger King.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Aggressive, yeah. Tiger King, Tim Dillon. You know what I'm saying, dude? Jesse Smollett. Attack gays, yeah. Attack gays, man. Mike Piazza. Yeah, that's where we're coming from, man.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Catch a ball. Suck your – Here they are. There's the – Oh, that's us on Park City. Catch a ball, dude. Pocket Piazza. Yeah, that's where we're coming from. Catch a ball. Suck your... Here they are. Oh, that's us on Park Street. Catch a ball, dude. Pocket your bat. You know what I'm saying? Mike Piazza's the only player that would dress up in a bat boy uniform
Starting point is 00:05:35 and sneak out and get the bat every time. What are you doing? That's the biggest bat boy we've ever seen. Little sugar instinct, too, running back to that dugout. You're supposed to be on second base right now, Mike. Whose it whose birthday is it uh and also dude there's a lot of new progressive style people will you bring up that um the there's a black an african-american uh right uh wing kind of civil war veteran son. If you can Google that. Oh, he's down with the monuments?
Starting point is 00:06:07 Yeah. Who is that? Just a guy. This is what I like to see people going against the grain, man. You know, because throughout time, when you look at people who have gone against the grain, Martin Luther King. Who else?
Starting point is 00:06:21 Monsanto. Who's that? It's these people that like poisoned all the grain in the Midwest, like one of those companies. He was like the real-life Clayton Bixby, they said, the blind white supremacist from... Yeah, this is it. Is that what they call him? And he's all for Confederate flags and shit?
Starting point is 00:06:37 What I like to see is a different... It's just like everybody always puts people in the same box. This guy is living in his own box, man. It seems like a lonely box. That's not it. It seems like a very lonely Confederate box. Here, just right down there. One more.
Starting point is 00:06:53 That's him? Their name's Alabama. Has some opposition from about two dozen members and supporters of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. Regardless how the next person feels, I'll lay my flag down. If I got a thing to do with it, ain't no monument gonna come down. Daniel Sims says he was adopted as a child. My whole family's white. Went to all-white screw, grew up in all-white neighborhood. My grandfather was white and he was the main one that fought in this war here. He taught me everything I know. He explains how he'd feel if the statues and flag were relocated. It's brave, man.
Starting point is 00:07:27 It'd make my blood boil if they just come up here and feel like they could just tear it down. I don't see me still living if they do that right there. That monument ain't hurting nobody. That monument ain't killing my soul. It ain't talking bad to nobody.
Starting point is 00:07:39 It ain't even racist. But Dunstan says she's confident her group will be successful in getting the flag and monitor. You go back a little, Nick. Is there a lesbian confederate? Right there. This broad right here.
Starting point is 00:07:54 She has a better beard than me. This power forward for Antifa right here. This small forward for Antifa. Yeah, freaking Marshmallow Anthony right here. Carl Post Malone. Yeah. Yeah, freaking Marshmallow Anthony right here. Carl Post Malone. Yeah. But I don't know. I just think it's brave to see somebody that's doing something, that's
Starting point is 00:08:13 breaking the mold. Like, you don't see a guy like this. You know what I'm saying? Well, there's a lot, but you don't see them publicized. You know, like, you don't see these guys get the platform. Bro, do not give us that. Hey, right?
Starting point is 00:08:30 Actually, maybe give it to us. You want to get it over with. Everybody going to get it. Everybody. Everybody going to get it. Everybody can get it. I've been there, man. And there we got another guy right here.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Is this Antifa again? This ain't it. What about this thing in Park City? Bro, no. What, y' them in Park City? Bro, no. What, y'all eat too much? Hey, G, my G, my G. This ain't it, bro. They were so loud out there.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Oh, bro. They were so loud. They were singing. We went by a dare, and me, Stevie, and Jay saw the dare and went, oh, there's a dare. And we went, damn, that's cool. And then, wait, wait. Oh, shit. It's a dare.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Oh, shit. It's a dare. God, damn, dog. Damn, shit! It's a deer! Oh, shit! It's a deer! I was like, God damn, dog. Damn, dude. It's now just called, it used to be Deer Valley. It's now just Valley Resort. Over there. Now, what's interesting is we had to leave these three.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Oh, look at this, huh? Because they weren't used to biking, so we left them behind. They could be going my own pace. And I was worried about Chappelle. Park it this side. Park it this side. Chappelle going in. Chappelle going that soft.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Dude, the white people were so encouraging to us. They loved us. How about Justin ate shit? Oh, yeah. Blew his Nikes out. He ate shit. We went up three times, came down. We're eating.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Finally, they came down once, right? And I look at Justin. He has a huge bandage all over his body. Oh, he was bleeding. He ate it bad. Well, the whole idea is preposterous of getting fat people onto bikes. Like, it's just outlandish. That's the business.
Starting point is 00:09:52 No, I understand the business model. That's the business. And I think it's positive. Look, I like what you guys are doing. You guys are the Clayton Bigsby's of the trails. You were just saying how you like that stuff. I do like it. Now you're against it.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I just think long-term, the physical ramifications, Brandon. Look what's going on with you guys. You're strong enough, but you're getting guys out there with bad pressure, bad sugar. You're right. I was worried about them. Hey, I didn't fall once. You didn't fall once.
Starting point is 00:10:18 I did. Did Malik fall? Yeah, Malik fell. Justin fell. I didn't. I can do backflips. I'm not going gonna fall off a mountain Well
Starting point is 00:10:26 Well you're right Well Okay But so But I'm just saying That you guys Can do better I think I'm saying that
Starting point is 00:10:35 The big guys Huh The big guys It's just When somebody has a stroke You know Yeah you're right It was hot out there too
Starting point is 00:10:43 I was worried about them Was it I was worried about them And y'all better bury them if they do yep right there on the right there on the mountain right there on the trail oh thick boy headstones what about that an extra thick headstone yeah dude that thing's thick that thing's a foot deep man eight inch wide headstone a foot deep bro it's not a bad idea dude that ski lift was scary though was it that was our first time that was all of our first time going on there the thing went up pretty high and plus we didn't know there's a safety bar that locks you in so we
Starting point is 00:11:13 were just sitting there like without the safety bar yeah we were holding on to the pole wow we just holding on like come on it was in the middle he was just holding on to me and malik because we didn't know nobody told you about the safety well there was just holding on to me and Malik because we didn't know. Nobody told you about the safety bar? Well, there was people coming the other way, and they go, pull down the bar. And we were like, oh, okay. And then we found the bar. You were the only three black guys on the mountain. Yeah, we were the only three black guys up there.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Yeah, look. Look, we don't have the bar. We're just holding on. Look how scary they are. Well, nothing's scarier than seeing three black dudes. In masks? In masks? Not behind bars.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Okay? So obviously those people are saying, hey, more, more bars. Put the bars down, man. Yeah, dude. But yeah, man. I can also understand why you guys don't want to do it, man. Stevie was a little nervous about the bars too man with this earlier prison sentence stevie weeby was stevie blue stevie did a stint who is that stevie blue you ever met stevie blue
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Starting point is 00:16:15 Oh, you went home, Kat? Yeah. I visited my family again. What's going on with them? In Vietnam? No. I did FaceTime a weird monk in Vietnam because my mom says that he could predict the future. Oh, what did he say?
Starting point is 00:16:27 Did he say Trump's going to win? He didn't say anything about that. He said that I need to pray more and that I had a lover in the past life who's haunting me now and that's why I'm single. Oh my God, I could see that. Oh, wow. I could totally see that.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Sounds like he's full of shit. Brendan. Sorry, I'm sorry. You don't know that, right? He was shirtless, slightly overweight, and he was speaking in tongues. Yes. Oh, well, it sounds like he missed his bike trip. Sounds like he needs to get on a bike.
Starting point is 00:16:57 It also sounds like he was pitching his shot against you. Did he have to see your feet? No, but I did have to stand up and he had to see like my full body in order to do oh yeah so i was like in a sweater he has a me too moment coming any day now it sounds like uh i think it'll take about five years for it to catch up in vietnam yeah and did um and what who who recommended you do this kind of thing is this like a regular occurrence is this for my mom yes your mom talks to him all the time uh not him all the time but anytime somebody has to do anything with like spiritual people kind of yeah okay wow she's into that she loves and so why was your mom like oh let's call this guy this is why you're single
Starting point is 00:17:36 she cares about it because he she cares about her daughter brendan yeah i think it makes her feel better that's easy to me as long as he thinks i'll be fine, like I'll be fine. Your mom's like, that makes sense. What's his name? Carl. I have no idea. Carl. Let's call him Mun. Mun?
Starting point is 00:17:50 Yeah, that's like a- And he only spoke in tongues? Yeah, he spoke in tongues. He's overweight. So I didn't understand. No, I didn't understand. There was a translator there. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:17:59 So he had a translator that he met. Did they do it to your sister too? Yeah, and apparently my sister is going to live a very hard life. Do you think he would zoom in at some point? Maybe. He might. But we need a translator, right? His translator, I think, travels with him all the time.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Oh, that's okay. He's balling. He might be able to do something. Let's make that happen. Yeah, that'd be great. Oh, we should get a psychic on here. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Yeah. Now, it's also, and I'm going to go out on a limb here, and you can stop me if you want, Chappelle, but I will be out on this limb if you need me. Go ahead. In the urban community, and that's a racial generalization, or the dark Chinese. The dark Chinese.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Some people refer to a black culture. Seance, like mystics and seancers you guys get more scared of that kind of stuff did your oh yeah that's just yeah freaky i mean but you get yeah i think in new orleans or whatever uh dark they don't they do like the voodoo yeah yeah heavy isn't it like oh it's more popular down there yeah down there yeah when i was growing up there was always you know mystics running around you know rain sticks we had a lady who used to be a rib reader. She would read your ribs and read the side of your body. Oh, I like that.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Like a map. Yeah, like a map, like a bone map. Oh, wow. But my black friends would always get scared if somebody came around with a Ouija board or somebody came around with a hit of acid or something. But your family does it all the time, Kat? You know what I'm saying? Every now and then. Okay, sorry. I was talking to chappelle sorry guys she was texting the guy okay my bad i didn't have a video of it i
Starting point is 00:19:33 know there's a video of it oh shit oh shit i'm trying to airdrop it to him right now back to black people there's a lot of black people doing it in louisiana there's there were not a lot of people there was more fear of that kind of stuff is that a true thing of it got it what do you think yeah i'm scared of that shit yeah you know there's a comic that that started doing the readings you know thomas dale yeah yeah yeah he does like those uh readings everyone says it's like we can get him in here oh we could thomas dale does it he's a clair clairvoyant. And he's gay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Oh, I love him. Yeah. He's a beast. He's a beast. He's such a good comic. He's great. He's a great comic. He's good at comedy and reading people's minds and shit. Well, we'll figure that out.
Starting point is 00:20:18 We'll be the judge of that. I'm telling you. The second part could be drug-induced also. And no offense. Hopefully it is you know you don't want to meet a shaman that's never freaking hit a rock you know what i'm saying i don't believe in it but i'd love to have him in here but yeah he's so funny man it's really is he that'd be great that'd be great he does it he does i think he does it through zoom and stuff
Starting point is 00:20:38 oh that's kind of a bummer but that's how he's doing it right here's cat right here that's my mom uh holding up the phone. She's beautiful. You guys look alike, huh? Yeah, I look just... Actually, I look more like my dad, but yeah. That's what he looks like. Why is his shirt off?
Starting point is 00:20:56 I don't know. That's money. That's money. He's a little kid? Is he 14? Yeah. I think he is like 17 or... between the age of 17 to like 20. Oh.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Apparently he's had this ability since he was a kid. You ever seen that kid on E? The super gay boy? Yeah, who goes to the Kardashians and stuff? Yeah. And he met with Robin Thicke. I know. Like three months before.
Starting point is 00:21:22 It was like, oh, you have a heart problem. Robin Thicke's like, no, I don't. He's like, I'm telling you to get checked out. Bam, three months later, he died. Heart attack. The kid did? No. No, Robin Thicke.
Starting point is 00:21:31 The kid called it. Robin Thicke was 200 years old, dude. I could tell you that. Three months later, though, and they saw the Kardashians. Wait, no, not Robin Thicke. Robin Thicke. Robin Thicke's the singer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:43 He didn't die. His dad. His dad. Alan. Alan Thicke. I was like, wait, Robin Thke's the singer. Yeah. Well, no, his dad. His dad. Robin. Allen. Allen Thicke. I was like, wait, Robin Thicke's alive, bro. Yeah, my bad. Allen Thicke. Throbbing Thicke, dude. That guy's heart couldn't handle that. Throbbing Thicke. Now we got a brand, Doug.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Oh, and this guy's young. Is that him? That's him. That little tweet that goes around town. This guy seems reliable. Hey, I trust him. I trust him more than cat's 14 year old that speaks in tongue with a shirt off bro really you're gonna try a 14 year old then some freaking drug twink that's been out here running around the hollywood hills predicting that celebrities are gonna die soon no shit he's been right though a lot of times they all die anything on e is complete
Starting point is 00:22:25 bullshit brendan you know that yeah i did work with him i did too that was awesome yeah yeah i mean a lot of it is just it's not stuff i i would way more believe cat who's from a seance area vietnam dude then somebody else like that little white kid. The 14-year-old kid who looks like... Who looks like tongue with his tits out? I mean... Is there anything more spiritual than that, though? Yeah. His titties are out.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Why does he have his shirt off? Because he doesn't need a shirt like this freaking rich asshole. Yeah. Well, he's rich because he's right about it. No, he isn't. He does live shows, man. I'm telling you, go to the Alan Thicke one. It's mind-blowing.
Starting point is 00:23:03 There he is. He died? Yeah. Oh, man. That's going to be something Thicke one. It's mind-blowing. There he is. He died? Yeah. Oh, man. It's going to be something that we really have to keep in mind. I love him. Now, heart issues, they happen to men. It's not uncommon.
Starting point is 00:23:15 But the thing is, is that... Let me see what that is. I don't know. I don't even know where to start. How good is this? When it comes to like a Good? And he takes a piece of paper And he's like
Starting point is 00:23:29 You know what? You're gonna have a heart attack Go get it checked out This is where I tip my hat And leave the show I tip it with you Thank you brother Amen
Starting point is 00:23:37 We're in on the 14 year old Who Zoom calls everybody Hey Yeah I trust that I trust that comic Oh Thomas yeah Yeah let's get Thomas in here Whoa Let's all I love Thomas Zoom calls everybody. I trust that. I trust that comic. Let's get Thomas in here.
Starting point is 00:23:49 I love Thomas. Is Thomas a good seancer? I don't know. I don't think it's called seancing. He's a medium. Yeah, he's a medium. He offers it on his IG. Let's see what he's saying here. Yeah, there we go. How, how could you not trust that
Starting point is 00:24:06 with the ponytail? Usually he's eating a bowl of bolognese. Now taking the elements for September. August is fully booked, so we are done. Sold out. September's now open. If you want to have a reading with me, a medium
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Starting point is 00:25:34 Look, I'm all for it. I would love to get Thomas in here and discuss the future and the past at the same time. Everyone I've talked to has loved it. Oh, yeah? Who's everybody? I've known like five people to do it.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Oh, yeah? That sounds vague. Okay. Super vague. Andrew Stewart, Ali Mikovsky did it. Gabby Lam did it. My friend Ashoka Thomas did it. Who else did it?
Starting point is 00:25:55 Some more white people. You know, a bunch of white people. I don't know of any. Yeah, this is what we need to do then. We need to have a seance. We need to have Cat's Guy versus Thomas Dale. Fighting! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Yes. That's a battle. You know what I'm saying? Let's have that lamp rub and see these bad boys get at it. Dude, I say we get that lava lamp in the middle and have these boys go at it. Come on now. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Have them go at it. I'll tell you what, they look up. Chin's dark, pasky, pretty weird up in here. I know. That's a little scary. You're open to it? In the past, yeah, but the future, I don't want to know. The past, you can look into it as much as you want.
Starting point is 00:26:28 God bless you for that, man. Well, you already know the past. See, I'm the same way. I'm with you, Chase. But you guys don't know. And so I don't want to be too heavy here, but this is kind of heavy. So I had a friend that passed away last year. You know this. Yeah, I remember. His mother
Starting point is 00:26:43 was very much into this stuff as well she's vietnamese she said from from childhood uh he would pass away by the time he's 39 years old we were with him on his birthday for his 39th birthday and he passed away a day and a half afterwards did the mom say this yeah and you believe it i mean that's so freaking you know nail like do you think she's telling the truth so much honor though the whole I mean, that's so freaking, you know, nailed. Do you think she's telling the truth, though? So much honor, though. The whole family knew it. That's why she kept praying during the time.
Starting point is 00:27:08 To honor your mother that much to die when she wants you to, there's nothing. There's nothing braver, really. Well, there's nothing really, yeah. But I'm scared to listen to the future stuff. Yeah, no, I don't need that in my life. Y'all can do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Some of you guys. Yeah, no, I don't want it either. I see you on a bike next year having a heart attack yeah your future is easy to predict that's why i'm gonna save my money i feel like yours pretty easy to predict too yeah what being a dang western hero brendan hey i i saluted that thank you brother i appreciate that we're like tombstone up in this bitch right now. Yeah, we are, dude. We're like Tombstone pizza. Yeah. Dang, I don't know if I'd do it either now.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Now I'm kind of nervous. Chin drop that dark fat goddess. Yeah, man, it's scary. I mean, your whole family lives in there, right? Yeah. Or is it just your mom? It's my whole family. So it's pretty, pretty strong.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Can you change the, like if he's like, listen, if you're going at the rate you're going, you're going 400 pounds. I'm ready to ride that smoke, bro. I'm ready to know. You ain't scared? And you'll do it on the episode? Hmm. You know I'll get read out on the episode, dude.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Oh, we could do it for Patreon. But see, here's the thing about Thomas. Thomas doesn't, like... Predict the future? No, he's not going to tell you your future. It's like... I want my fucking money back. He just knows about, like, good spirits. Recipes and stuff? Oh, he's not going to tell you your future. I want my fucking money back. He just knows about good spirits.
Starting point is 00:28:27 What's he saying? Good spirits come to him. And say what? I don't know. I haven't done it yet. We have all these friends, dude. You're vouching for them? Yeah, you have all these friends that are winning the lottery all of a sudden.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Yeah, all of a sudden. All these struggling comics. Y'all tell them the next day is your bell. All five of you? Yeah, we gave him 60 bucks. You look like Threat Michaels, bro. You look like you are definitely going to beat the fucking... You're going to beat a C-flat into somebody, dude.
Starting point is 00:28:59 What the hell do I look like in this hat? You look dope, dude. You look dope, dude. What's the guy who sings that song? Oh, hell yeah. sings that song? Oh, hell yeah. There we go. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:29:08 That's that bullshit hat he'd wear on Rock of Love, too. That's not even his hair. And why does he always have
Starting point is 00:29:13 fucking mascara on all the fucking time, dude? That's what they did back in the day, those bands.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Yeah, but this is in 2017. Hold on. You're going to say an icon like Bret Michaels can't have a
Starting point is 00:29:24 mascara? Easy on icon. Easy on icon. Easy on icon. But that little fellow who's been- Easy on icon. Okay. Okay. Musical-
Starting point is 00:29:32 One Sean VH1 doesn't make you an icon. Bro, but his music- Hey, Flavor Flavor had one flavor of love. That was dope. He's an icon. Yeah, he's great. Oh, dear. Over Threat Michaels.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Threat Michaels. What was his most famous song? Every Rose Has a Thorn. Every rose has a thorn. That was a crusher, man. That's the song that every person learns to play on the guitar first, isn't it? 100%. Really?
Starting point is 00:29:56 I learned that too from the first song. You're punk. And what's his other big one? Exactly. That's Def Leppard. No, that's some sugar on me. That's Def Leppard. No, that's not him. Yeah, it's Def Leppard. Try again.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop. Yeah, that was big. But move me away. None of these are him. None of these are slappers. Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't walk. Nope, that's not him. That's not him.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Yes, it is. No, it's not. Look at it. It says it. Actually, he didn't write that originally. I think that's Chuck Berry. Something on Skinny Bop. On Skinny Bop was huge.
Starting point is 00:30:31 If we wrote that. Really? Let me hear Skinny Bop. Yeah, you know On Skinny Bop. How's it go? On Skinny Bop. On Skinny Bop. Bop, bop, bop.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I think you're thinking of Hanson. Yeah, you're thinking of Hanson. I respect that, though. Oh, see, that's how they did the music videos back in the day it mattered jeez
Starting point is 00:30:49 long never heard this song in my life you did you didn't even give it a chance yeah I know right away never heard it
Starting point is 00:30:58 you know this give it a chance yeah wait for the hook I was raised to this my brother used to beat me to this what a song to beat me to this. What a song to beat someone to.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Did your brother have a poison tattoo too or no? No, he had poison in his heart. I mean, look how beautiful that guy was, dude. He's handsome, dude. Bro, he's an eight woman. Never heard this song in my life. Oh, really? He's one of the only singers you'll start listening to his music and then start masturbating yourself.
Starting point is 00:31:29 With a wig on. You're like, am I a fan or what am I? Am I a groupie also? Trying to get on his bus? Dude, he was one of them. No thick girls, brother. He was the first. That cartoon Jim and the Misfits is based on him.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Jim and the Misfits. Speaking of running out of gas, dude. Dude, youisfits. Speaking of running out of gas, dude. Dude, you're too old to be running out of gas, Papa. Ran out twice last week, this week. God damn, what is going on, bro? Well, I mean, it's last week, but it's this week. Yeah, sure. I'm still alive.
Starting point is 00:31:56 One long Sunday. You ran out of gas, huh? Yeah, baby. How'd that happen? You get the alarm thing, low on gas. Yeah, they let you know one time just chilling bro uh ran out of gas again you know it so on the 405 here baby roadside son um there's two kind of people in this world there's one when that gas light comes on goes
Starting point is 00:32:19 oh shit i gotta get to the gas station there's another one goes i can push this let's ride baby that's right you you ride that's what i'm saying dude i'm gryffindor dog everybody going on about their life right there too busy for old gasless boy like me son yep dude it's amazing how many people don't care when you don't have gas bro damn heartless bro so then does triple a come out and pump that gas in the fridge here's the crazy part i've run out of gas in that exact same spot damn before one year ago almost to the day see you would have known that anniversary and what would mun say you would have known that if we've had the psychic in here oh i would have known it yeah i think he'd be able to call the next time you'll be in that spot see that's what i need to have him on speed dial one of the issues
Starting point is 00:33:04 with gas is, dude, the stations for gas, some of them are six, seven miles apart, eight miles apart. Some are closed down, too. Huh? Some are shut down. Oh, people think it's so easy to get gas. Get gas. You know, you get gas, you fuck. Fair. You ever have to siphon
Starting point is 00:33:19 some gas out of another car? Also known as stealing gas? Yeah. When I was young, people would do that. You gotta suck that hose. Huffing gas, bruh. Yep. Y'all would do that. We got on mushrooms one time on Halloween, and this kid Todd drank a bunch of fucking gas, dude.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Did Todd die? Honestly, dude. I don't know if he died then, but I don't think Todd's alive. Let's ask the psychic. Yeah. I feel like Nick's passing me pretty dicey with the psychic. You can already see that nick's worried i'm trying to be an open book but there's some there's some stories nick looks pretty stressed i don't think that'd be very fun nick's like hopefully hopefully none of us
Starting point is 00:33:57 have ever googled his name and then went to the third page on google that's what he's hoping, I'm sure. When you Google my name, I am soliciting for sex workers when we had the sex worker on. You doing what, Nick? Blaming it on the show is what he's doing. Your sketchy pass when you're trying to get some ass.
Starting point is 00:34:19 I tweeted like swap LA. Oh, man. Who's that young twink, Oh, man. What? Oh, no, no. Maybe it was. Who's that young twink, though, stealing your name? Yeah, apparently there's a picture of a young man there. You have way bigger issues.
Starting point is 00:34:37 I can't find it. Thank God it's not coming up anymore. But, yeah, so we were trying to find a sex worker. Great episode of This Past Weekend. Yeah, I'm not buying this story. So I was tweeting at sex workers of it's called Swap. Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Sex work is real work, Brendan. We'll see what the psychic says. We'll leave it up to the psychic. But yeah. Someone from Hell's Angel called in or what? I want to know a little bit more about Mun before we just... Mun? The psychic? Yeah, Brendan. What do I want to know a little bit more about Mun before we just. Mun?
Starting point is 00:35:06 Oh, the psychic? Yeah, Brendan. What do you want to know? Huh? Just whatever else you can tell us. Everybody interrupted you. So he talked to you and the whole family or just you? Yeah, he talked to me. Brendan, she's going to tell us.
Starting point is 00:35:14 He talked to my mom. He talked to my sister. And he talked to a couple of my relatives over in Vietnam as well. You guys kept him busy. Oh, yeah. Apparently, these things will go on for hours and what does he say what is when you guys are talking does he speak vietnamese does he speak english no he speaks in tongues and then he has a translator there who understands
Starting point is 00:35:36 what he's saying and then she will translate in vietnamese for us okay and then my mom will translate from vietnamese to english for me Because I speak at a child's language now. So by the time it gets to you, they're like, you're fine. Yeah, I'm probably going to die and I don't know it. Is it expensive? Apparently he does it for free. The spirits won't let him have any worldly possessions other than what he needs to survive. The Lord's work.
Starting point is 00:35:59 I tip my hat to that. Me too. Vietnamese psychics don't make money like that. He needs to come to LA because our boy Thomas, it's a dollar a minute. A dollar a minute. Yeah, well, you want to talk about that little freaking makeup twink that was running around that pretty much killed Alan Thicke. He might have killed him.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Yeah, dude. That guy obviously is doing it for the cash. That little freaking... He had the Kardashians on. Then when they started bringing up OJ, they're like, we're going to edit it here. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:29 They won't let him do any conversation about OJ. It sounds like that Nightcrawler movie where Jake Gyllenhaal purposely killed someone so he could be on scene to catch the footage. He killed Alan Thicke to prove that he's a real psychic. That's fair too. Great point, Nick. Thanks, Jason.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Thomas Dale would beat that kid's butt. Thomas Dale would whoop that kid's butt. Only one way to find out. Only one way to find out. Thomas Dale's strong. He's always sweating, even if he's not doing athletics. You know who would fuck up both of them? Is the Long Island Medium with her long-ass nails, son.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Who's the Long? Cleo? Miss Cleo? No, Cleo passed away. Didn't see that. Cleo passed away? Yeah, and she's in jail. No, I'm talking about Long Island.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Man, look at that. Jersey's finest, dude. Look at that hair. Yeah. She'll put him in that hair... She's that real deal. She'll put him in that freaking hairspray. Not fucking... Wait, really?
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Starting point is 00:40:54 My mom believes in it, but. My mom does too. Well, what's funny, Kat, is that when you said it, my mom had me talk to a man named Fernando or something over in, outside of Scottsdale. By yourself? By yourself? Yeah, yeah, it was about 30 minutes. And he said something happened when I was 22
Starting point is 00:41:09 or 23 years old and I've never been the same. That's what he said. I don't know. And I wrote down to think about what happened and then I forgot about it. Wow. Yeah, it cost like $40 and I did feel pretty good after it though because apparently what he does is he goes through and um
Starting point is 00:41:26 that's him? I don't believe this fucking psycho Brendan what do you mean he has a website? yeah right? but you believe the freaking the other little guy? that looks like Rachel Maddow? the only one I believe in any of this is Cat 14 with his shirt off
Starting point is 00:41:42 I thought you hated him a minute ago nope I believe him now I believe in any of this is Kat's 14-year-old with his shirt off. I thought you hated him a minute ago. Nope, I believe him now. Well. I believe Thomas, too. I guess he for myself. My mom believes in the tarot card readings. I grew up with her doing tarot card readings. Really?
Starting point is 00:41:53 She'd be like, first day of school is going to be tough. And you're denouncing all these seancers? Yeah. And your mother? Yeah. Raised you on freaking tarot card readings? It's a man holding a pot of gold under a sun? Mm-hmm. Oh oh my god dude dude so you went and you enjoyed that and he said at 23 you're probably molested he said something that away the haircut huh he said something happened and i and i even
Starting point is 00:42:19 asked him if i was molested and he said he didn't think that i was but if you get molested he said only you would know my man but he said if you get molested at 23 that's when we had a big so 10 minutes of it was us discussion arguing really not or just discussing how you keep getting molested if you're of age you know yeah kind of like a lot of chrystalElia's accusers, you know? Yeah. Or Terry Crews. Yeah, or Terry Crews. Or Terry Crews. What happened? Yeah, some dude grabbed his ding-a-ling? He said he was at a party and an agent grabbed his dick.
Starting point is 00:42:52 And he went on this whole tour on how he's molested. Some agent grabbed my... He even wrote a book about it. No, he didn't. You're lying. Some agent grabbed my leg one time. Or it could have been my dick, but I think it was my leg. Dude, Terry Crews, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Here's the thing. That's a big dude to grab him. Yeah. Yeah, he was like, I wanted to beat his ass but then I figured I'd never work in Hollywood again. Terry Crews is a legend.
Starting point is 00:43:17 I respect that. That's fair. I think that's fair. Dude, Terry Crews is a modern day MLK, man. He does his own thing, bro. He literally does his own thing. He has some good points.
Starting point is 00:43:24 He makes some good points. Yeah. It's so easy to just go with the flow, man. I like Terry Crews. It's easy. People just pick a side and it's like, if you're not on this side, it's like... I actually like Terry Crews. I was making jokes there, but I actually like him. People are a lot more... Because he beat your ass. I beat the fuck out of
Starting point is 00:43:40 Terry Crews. People are a lot more original than that. Even, look, I mean, Chappelle's kind of like a, he does his own thing. People might say, oh, he's a blonky or whatever. A blonky? A blonky? You know, like a blackish white. No, I know what you mean, but a blonky?
Starting point is 00:43:58 Quit asking me to define it then, Brendan. Well, fuck, bro. You threw out blonky against my friend Chabelle over here, dude. I was in a club growing up. That's the funniest shit I ever heard. Blankey. Really? I was in a club growing up called Wiggas and Blankeys.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Shout out Devin Deku. He went to jail for murder. Shout out him. Makes sense. Shout out John Gray. Was he a Wigger or a Blankey? He was kind of a Blankey a little bit. Actually, I don't think he was, dude.
Starting point is 00:44:27 I think I was both, actually. Hey, King or Sting, are you blonkies or wiggers, man? I mean, I King them, man, because it's great. I King them, too. They're fun. Dude, Paul Wall, Santino.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Who else? Chen, almost. Blonky? Eminem. What's an Asian who acts black? Yes. Because I know some Asians get a little too loosey-goosey with the N-word. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:50 And Mexicans. Dude, there's an Asian gang. And Mike Perry. There's an Asian gang. He's 1% black. To his defense, he did Ancestry.com, and they said he was 1% black. Well, first of all, also, I'm not going to tell Mike Perry he can't use any word. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:45:04 I'm not either. I'd love to see the person that wants to go up can't use any word. That's fair. I'm not either. I'd love to see the person that wants to go up to him and discuss it. There's a few who will. Yeah. His name's Darren Till. I'd love to watch it. Oh, that'd be a good fight, those two guys, huh? Not for Darren Till.
Starting point is 00:45:17 He's too ranked high. He is? Yeah. Mike Perry has nothing to lose. Well, Mike Perry, right now, I think he's in rehab because he fucked up that old dude in a restaurant. Can't have it. He can't have it. Oh.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Your boy DC lost this weekend. New Orleans finest. Lafayette's finest. Lafayette's, well, let's be honest. And he did it with one eye. Second finest, let's be honest. Who's the finest? The Diamond, bro.
Starting point is 00:45:38 The Diamond? Dustin Poirier. Actually, man, both these guys are great. And there he is right there. He's going to be a father, man. I know. I think it's going to make him. Who's that guy? I think it's going to be a father, man. I know. I think it's going to make him. I think it's going to be a good thing.
Starting point is 00:45:46 I mean, look, we're all just judging him. I'm not. Oh, he's a fighter? Have you met him? I have not met him, but I like him. I think he's going through tough times. I think him having a kid is going to get him on the straight path. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Because he has skills. I'm excited for him, man. I've always thought he's a real dude. I think he reads social media too much, and it fucks with him. Is he a blood? Nope. He's Floridian. No.
Starting point is 00:46:11 He's Floridian, man. What is that? Were you sad your boy DC lost? No, I was bummed out, man. Look, man, I just think he's just such a class act. You did it with one eye, son. Yeah, and obviously, you know, like, yeah, he's a— You ever been poked in the eye?
Starting point is 00:46:25 He's a national treasure. Those eyes, I feel like your eyes would be easy to poke. Really? Mines are, I barely have any eye. Like, most people, you poke guys like this, yours are going to go like this, right? Really? I got them... They're far apart.
Starting point is 00:46:40 My eyes are lean, and also one of them is a little kind of sideways. I got that Paul Wall, bro. Okay. Ah, see, you got big eyes, dog. You think of them is a little sideways. I got that Paul Wall, bro. Okay. You got big eyes, dog. And they're far apart. They used to call me China when I was young. Because they're far apart? No, but I think because they were thin and yeah, because I look Chinese a little bit.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Oh, wow. No offense to anybody that's Chinese. No, they did not do that. A lot of people did. No, they didn't. Yeah, you got that sniper eye. They won't do it to his face, though. They won't say that to his face.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Look, man, the amazing thing about his is just no excuses. After the fight, he just always takes full responsibility. Just admirable. It's almost like you want to be, whether you win or lose, that's how you want to be. That's what I feel like after watching and listening to him but man that was a battle man those guys battled it out yep yeah and it's how he credited uh how he credited stipe with just like the adjustments that he made and trying something different and
Starting point is 00:47:37 man i wanted to see him win but it's it's funny some guys i feel like win or lose they win oh he's gonna be fine either way he's a he's going to be fine either way. He's a first bout Hall of Famer either way. Yeah. He's already a champion. And your boy Sugar Sean. Oh, man. I know.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Fucked his foot up. But then Cheeto Vera. Yeah. That's my guy. You got to give him credit, man. Yeah, he won. You know, he won. It's exciting for him.
Starting point is 00:47:59 I think it's exciting for their whole division because they're still they're all they're around that 10 to 15 range and rankings in their division. Yeah, they'll be fine. Yeah, but I just think it's exciting for their whole division because they're still around that 10 to 15 range and rankings in their division. Yeah, they'll be fine. But I just think
Starting point is 00:48:08 it's exciting for their whole division because the top is pretty stacked. They got that Peter Jan up there. Better Jan. Super stacked. And then you got Al Jermaine Sterling in the same division, right? Cody Sandahagen at Marlon Marais. Dude, so it's crazy. Where'd you watch it at? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:48:24 I ran out of gas dude so this is what happened and shout out too to Colin bro who works here and who also apparently has the freaking petrol plug man well he and I were supposed to meet up here last night
Starting point is 00:48:39 oh Sunday night I was coming here last night and my car didn't have any more gas in it. And I said, damn, I'm out of gas. And then he had to pick you up. And some people think, here's one thing I will give credit to myself. Some people are like, oh, I don't know. I think the transmission, I might have a flat tire.
Starting point is 00:48:57 You always see some dumb girl out there looking at all her tires. Kicking the tires. Yeah, like, oh, one of my tires is out of gas, I think. I heard a girl say that one time no offense girls but also offense yeah dude last time i ran out of dude and i was telling a story brendan and i was out of gas dude i knew immediately so there's no bs and for me i don't have to look under the hood and be like oh damn you know i need to call my stepdad yeah no i know what's up i was out of gas.
Starting point is 00:49:26 But here's what happened. I was supposed to watch the fights over. I was going over to David Spade's. I met up with him and Dana Carvey, actually, which was pretty crazy to have some dinner. So I get there and then the valet comes back and says, hey, sir, your car won't start. So my car won't start over there. And I said, oh, it's out of gas. And the guy just looked at me, and I was like.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Did David Spade see all this? Oh, yeah. I was like, do you guys have any gas? I figured there's a lot of guys there. Somebody's got a little bit of gas on them. So he's like, we don't have any gas here. And so I go out there. Is this Noble or some shit?
Starting point is 00:50:07 This is Noble, yeah. Standard. so the standard so i have to go so spade actually gives me a ride to a couple gas stations to pick up a gallon and get gas because you can't put gas this is a first and look i'm first ballot run out of gasser because i know that you can't get a milk jug and fill it with gas it has to be a the standard red thing. Because it will eat. Nothing splashes around, doesn't it? Oh, yeah. I got two right now in my thing.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Yeah. But it will eat right through a milk jug. So if you try to put gas in a milk jug, eat right through it. So don't try it. That's a cheap way out. Because it's $22 for that red can. It's $1.50 for that gallon of water. Empty it out and then spill gas all over.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Yeah. So anyway, I got the gallon of gas. I go back to my car. I didn't realize in the little spigot of the jug, they put a stopper in there. You got to take it out. I put the thing into my gas tank. All the gas goes into the thing, but then runs along. It comes out. It's a hot mess.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Then the valet man comes over and he says, Brother, brother, in my country, I'm a famous mechanic in my country. Lie. Seem like a lie. Famous mechanic. Famous mechanic.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Unless you were getting Orson's rat. Yeah, dude. Unless you're fucking Vincent Van Gearshift, you know. Ain't nobody buying this, bro. Yeah, dude. Yeah, right. You're a famous mechanic. Hey, let him have that, all right?
Starting point is 00:51:23 He's a valet. And I did let him have it. I showed a lot of respect, man. I respect anybody that's hardworking. This guy's a hardworking guy. Liar, but yes. And he's like, you have bigger problem, bigger problem, you know? You have splash, bad splash, you know?
Starting point is 00:51:35 And I'm telling him, look, it's just the can. So anyway, I had to go take an Uber. And at this point, gas is pooled all in front of the gallon. I did have it pooled out in front. There's people waiting to go sit down. It's like a nice restaurant. Yeah, nobody's really. Everybody's pissed.
Starting point is 00:51:49 One old guy keeps trying to smoke, and they keep stopping him, and I think he doesn't understand why. So he's all pissed, you know? So anyway, fast forward. Finally, bro, it was about an hour and a half ordeal. I went and got two more gallons of gas, got back there. I had gas all up and down my arms the entire— It's a nice scent, though. I love the smell. i don't mind it
Starting point is 00:52:05 smell i don't mind it i just get nervous because i forgot to shower and then i went to sleep and i got nervous i woke up and had a scary dream but um anyway man yeah i ran out of gas one time i ran i guess one time well more than one but the one i remember i just not i just knocked out biggest win of my career i knocked knocked out Mirko Krokop. I'm in Denver, right? So I'm on cloud nine. And I bought a fucking Hummer H2, a big ass Hummer, like Arnold Schwarzenegger. The most Brendan thing you could do.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Yeah. In Denver, they're dope. So I'm driving that big thing. And I see it's low on gas. I'm like, I can push it. Runs out of gas. So I had to put in, it's in the middle of the fucking intersection where I run. So I'm trying to push this fucking Hummer to the gas station i get the gas station yo man do you have
Starting point is 00:52:49 one of those things he's like what happened with granted gas he's like yeah we got one he goes it was literally the weekend before i beat croco he goes aren't you the ufc fighter he goes did you just beat fucking merco croco i go yeah i ran a guest goes damn that's sad he's just sad only sad man he's right we used to do gas and goes all the time but then conico's got smart because remember you they didn't have the card you have to go inside so you could pump gas then pay so my mom like i'm low on gas can you guys get me gas to me my brother just pull up i would pump fill it up we drive off that was a thing oh stealing gas pump and jump they call it wow yeah i remember a cop came one time i was at my friend's house taking a nap and um cop came and knocked on the door and accused me of stealing
Starting point is 00:53:37 gas and i had been pumping go so i had to drive back there and pay for it that's what pissed me off really and it was only like $3, too. It's embarrassing. Oh, scary. Remember sometimes, Mom, but can you fill up the gas and give me $4? Here's a guy who's probably going to get accused of a hate crime at some point.
Starting point is 00:53:54 No. He's in a truck. Ooh, I like that. Yo, Brendan, Theo, King of the Steam Crew. This is Mark coming at you from that work truck. Hey there! I got a name game for you. Sandwiches.
Starting point is 00:54:10 The name of the game is Sandwiches, baby! I'm talking hot sandwiches. Cold sandwiches. Room temperature sandwiches. Any sandwich will do. Any meat between two pieces of bread. That's what I call a Sammy, baby. So hit it up. Hit me with them bread. That's what I call a Sammy, baby. So head it up.
Starting point is 00:54:26 Hit me with them sandwiches. What's going on? Shout out Thick Boy Fight Club. Down with the thickness. Pop us down 20 pounds. Get some gang gang. Bones Boots. 20 pounds, son.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Bro, I can't believe that guy took the panty off his head and quit sending it and got a new job. That's unbelievable. And R.I.P. to that that guy he passed away didn't we've been trying to get in touch with him for months haven't we what was his name jayrod jayrod now he's driving long haul but i'll respect that man look brother thank you for being out there there's nothing braver than driving long haul you out there 14 gears bruh not knowing which one 14 years going up mountains and steep mountains and shit because they across all nine and you in 11 brother and you in two dude it's my grandpa my uncles that's lifelong truck driver so nice to go with them yeah that's that arm math baby you got
Starting point is 00:55:16 to do it right eating bullshit food all the time all those stop those coming goes yeah lot lizard knock on your door they get to sleep there, right? Yeah. Have you seen the documentary, the lot lizard documentary? No. Have you not seen that? What? It's about lot lizards? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:34 What? On HBO Dark or some shit? Yeah, you don't even research your own life, dude. Yeah, it's on the Netflix. Whoa. Here's somebody right here, a seancer. I thought I made up the term lot lizard. I'm a tomboy at heart i always have a trailer for a lot oh my god i think it helps me to make more money helps me more look more girly and this is on the she looks like otis nixon a little bit
Starting point is 00:55:56 for the braves i will say when i'm doing my hustle and dealing with truck drivers it is what it is well yeah man it's a tough racket it is why because the truck driver's been driving this is like the very first time where i'm oh yeah they've been having a tough time yeah this is what kind of person i am because i've never been on my own that's the truck driver there? Oh! That is not. Apparently she lost her ass too.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Is it? Sorry. That's her husband. People put too much emphasis on things that you can see. Half of what you see isn't really what you're seeing. I don't know what you're talking
Starting point is 00:56:45 someone this lot lizard does she do palm readings too or what's going on here the fact that brendan thought he made up lot lizard absolutely blows my mind i do respect you though i like it man i yeah we should have never told you i mean that trailer looks fucking terrible but the trailer is not a good trailer no that was awful that was bad yeah you could get
Starting point is 00:57:08 something much better produced over at Drastic Graphics with Marty O'Neill she was like what you see isn't really what you get
Starting point is 00:57:15 with lights what the fuck yeah man what the fuck is she a motivational speaker she's a notivational speaker
Starting point is 00:57:24 but I so this guy's talking about sandwiches he wants to have a contest doesn't he Nick Is she a motivational speaker? She's a not-ivational speaker. Wait, so this guy's talking about sandwiches? He wants us to have a contest, doesn't he, Nick? Yeah, name game. Oh, name the sandwiches? Okay. Oh, shit. Hey, what's up?
Starting point is 00:57:36 Oh. Hey. Damn. Take it easy, Florida Georgia Line. Come on, Doug. I just got excited for sandwiches. And there's Otis Nixon. Good reference, dog. She looked a little like Otis Nixon.
Starting point is 00:57:50 A lot. God bless. So the name came from sandwiches, period? Like cold cuts or any sandwich? He said hot sandwiches, cold sandwiches. Room temp sandwiches. Hot coffee, cold coffee. Dunkin' Donuts, dog.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Dunkin' Donuts. Hot coffee, cold coffee. Go ahead, you little lot lizard. Cold, cold coffee. Dunkin' Donuts. Dunkin' Donuts. Hot coffee, cold coffee. Go ahead, you little lot lizard. Cold, cold coffee. I don't know what they call it, polar bear coffee. Go ahead, lot lizard. I'm going to start off in honor of our boy Mumbling Mun, the medium. I'm going to drop this frickin puff on you. The Bon Me.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Yeah. There you go. Shout out, dude. Jesus Christ. Or as you call it, the Bon Mine, I'm sure, when you see it. I don't know what you're talking about. I'll just go with that peanut butter and jelly hitter. My favorite.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Extra on the butter. You feel me? That basic fucking thought nugget. There's nothing more American than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you fucking delinquent. Not surprised you chose that, dude. What's yours? I'm gonna go with a sandwich that
Starting point is 00:58:57 a lot of people enjoy. I'm gonna go with something that seems like probably a delicacy to Nick. The grilled cheese. Oh! My grandma would put them at George Foreman Grills.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Those are amazing. It's almost like a panini, right? She's still alive. She's still alive. Yeah, I appreciate that. Still alive. Dude, I will say this, dude. My mom used to grill peanut butter and jellies, and those were good, bro. I never heard of that.
Starting point is 00:59:32 You ever had that, Nick? Oh, yeah, on the George Foreman. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Everything went on the George Foreman. You guys must have been rich, dude. Do you want to tell you what I used to do on the Foreman, too? A little thing about my Hawaiian friends when I want to talk about that spam sandwich, dog.
Starting point is 00:59:46 A little mustard, a little spam. What's up, cat? It's good? Ask your medium about that shit. Okay, dude. What's up, dog? All right, bro. I've had a muff of this fucking conversation, dude.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Because I'm going to go with that muffalata, baby. Bring it up, Nick. What is that? Bring up that freaking dirty muffalata, bro. You haven't named one? Bro, no, you're talking about that hard-hitting prosciutto. You keep naming these exotic sandwiches, Doug. Yeah, I was like, I've never heard of them.
Starting point is 01:00:12 God damn, you rich, son. Well, no, y'all need to quit eating inside of gas stations and fucking live a little. I'll tell you, my favorite sandwich is that roast beef hitter, Doug, with a nice sharp cheddar. A roast beef sandwich with that sharp cheddar. Don't even start naming che hitter, dog. With a nice sharp cheddar. A roast beef sandwich with that sharp cheddar. Don't even start naming cheeses again. I already won that one, dog. I already won that one.
Starting point is 01:00:32 I lost on pies, though. Yeah, bro. You've lost on a lot, dude. I love those. Bro, I'm not even playing games with y'all's fake ass, bro. One thing I'll say right now is, dude, I'm gonna go with that fraud oyster.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Poor boy, dog. Straight out of Louisiana. Bring up that picture, Nicholas. Boom, MF-er. Put that in your fat cheeks, bro. Put that in your fat bike-riding ass, bro. You know what I'm saying? Get out there, dog.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Dude, I'll ride a couple miles for that. That and a nice-ass lobster roll fucking and a nice ass lobster roll. Bring up that fucking lobster roll. Oh, he going offshore. Yeah, dog. I'm taking to them spiders of the sea. You feel me? The bugs, as they call it.
Starting point is 01:01:16 He going offshore, baby. That's my favorite. And dude, they got Cousin's Maine Lobster Sandwiches here. It's a food truck, bro. Bro, $24 a pop. Is that how much it is? $24 a pop for a here. It's a food truck, bro. Bro, $24 a pop. Is that how much it is? $24 a pop for a food truck?
Starting point is 01:01:28 I'll say this, bro. I thought they were impressive until I saw them in another city, and that's when I realized that. Were they in Maine, though? No, it wasn't Maine. Same truck, same place. Yeah, dude, worldwide. Mr. Worldwide.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Nah. Oh, that's out here? Oh, is it ever? It's my favorite food truck. All the food trucks, that's numero fucking numero. I like authentic, bro. 24 bucks for a fucking shellfish. I'm allergic to shellfish, so I can't eat that.
Starting point is 01:01:51 You can't have shellfish? No. Nothing? No bugs. No crustaceans. My friend Megan makes the best lobster rolls, actually, dude. Yeah, I doubt that. I'd rather them homemade.
Starting point is 01:01:57 These things. Your friend Megan. These things look nasty, bro. Ain't nobody believing that. These things look nasty, bro. Yeah. Ain't nobody believing that. Yeah. My friend, bro. Yeah. Ain't no problem. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:05 My friend Megan. When's the last time a friend was like, hey, I got lobster rolls? Never. The answer's never. Bro, you're the one who eats them out of a truck. Yeah, dog. That's a legit truck there.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Not your friend Megan. You're the one who eats them out of a truck like some damn fucking lot lizard, dude. I love him, man. Okay, my sandwich? Sure. All right, I'll go with, let me think of a good sandwich for you right now. He said any sandwich, though.
Starting point is 01:02:35 We're going to be here all fucking day. No, we won't, bro. I know you. Lobster roll. That's one of his defense tactics, dude. That's what Brendan does, dude. I can go lobster roll if he goes with the oyster thing. I'm saying you were going to say it again.
Starting point is 01:02:48 But it gets limited, though. We can't do another lobster sandwich, man. No, you can't. You know? Is that the rule? You can't use another meat twice? Bro, if you want to bust a nut in a theater, nothing helps by having a little bit of that Peter Paul Reuben in your mouth.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Ooh, that Reuben. I don't like Reubens. Huh. I don't like Reubens. Huh? I don't like Reubens. Oh, God. Sorry. You like Reubens? Yes, son.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Nah. That one looks nice. Oh, that one looks nice? That one looks nice. The first one you see. Enough cheese on it. You don't like? Actually, yeah, that looks really good.
Starting point is 01:03:22 You don't like Reubens? Pick a Sammy. Well, nothing makes my day better than watching Theo deep throw a six-incher of meatball subs. What's up, bro? Take it to the dome. That meatball sub. Oh, I love a nice meatball sub. They are good.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Who thought of that? What a great idea. He's getting flashbacks of Jared's sister. Oh, yeah. Take two inches off of that sub I know there's things I fight out of a foot long Yeah I was humming that four inch round around My penis is shaped like a candy corn Do we call it a draw?
Starting point is 01:04:04 Yeah we'll be here all day. We can't have a whole episode of just sandwiches. Just my fat ass naming sandwiches all day. Bro, you know how many fat guys are right now listening to this, loving us naming sandwiches? Foaming out the mouth? Yeah. You know how many guys that couldn't get tickets to Bert Kreischer's drive-in tour
Starting point is 01:04:21 are absolutely using this as their second option. Dude, let's get Kat's medium on it and get your friend Megan in here to make these lobster rolls. She makes good lobster rolls, Brendan. I'm not buying it, dude. Dude, but you'll buy it out of a truck? Fuck yeah. Oh, shit. We got a debate club.
Starting point is 01:04:41 This young man went to a Trump rally or what? King in the steam. What up? We got a debate club. This young man went to a Trump rally or what? King in the steam. What up? My name is Hunter, and yes, I realize I look extremely swollen. Wisdom teeth. And this has to do with part of my debate club. So the reason I am so swollen and look like a freaking bloated Italian who just drowned and came back to life.
Starting point is 01:05:02 Big eyes. Hashtag Ben and Chubb. Hashtag Thick Boy Bike Club. It's because I just had all four of my wisdom teeth removed. And honestly, I'm still a little high from the meds, so I thought it would be a good idea to send in a video. Praise the Lord. But yeah, getting your wisdom teeth removed. Do you get all four out? Or do you do what some people have done,
Starting point is 01:05:22 that ancient Neanderthal, maybe that primal man, and do you leave all four of these suckers in? What's it going to be? Yeah, in all seriousness, though, you guys have honestly inspired me a lot. I love the fighter and the kid, and I love this past weekend from both of you guys. It's really motivated me a lot, and I hope to one day make a difference in this world and honestly become a guest on your guys' podcast. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Wisdom teeth removal.
Starting point is 01:05:51 We got a chair open. I'm firing the kids. Too soon. Bro, you could easily call it the fighter in the cavities right now. too soon too soon oh dude bro you could easily call it the fighter in the cavities right now in a heartbeat
Starting point is 01:06:11 dude heartbeat bro just bro obviously this dude lost the final bout in karate kid I'm gonna go out
Starting point is 01:06:21 and say that man he does no man look very kind to you bro yeah shout out to you man I say sting Brendan I'm going to go out and say that. He does. No, man. Look, I'm very kind to you, brother. Yeah, shout out to you, man. I say sting. Brendan, I'm saying something nice to this guy.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Oh, sorry, man. Thank you very much for the nice message. And also, Brendan, this guy really looks like it could be your son from the future sending you a video. You might be right. Did you even think about that? You might be right. So thank you, bro bro for the support of the podcast it's really tough when all of our friends are sex offenders to stay in business
Starting point is 01:06:52 it's exhausting it's exhausting yeah accused sex offenders and that's really what i'm just joking um i mean we got more proof on guys in this room than any either two of those dudes are you looking at me, dude? Huh? Are you looking at me? We'll see what that medium says, Jin. Jin and Nick, real stressed about this. You know what?
Starting point is 01:07:12 We couldn't find them, dude. They're pretty busy. I don't believe that shit anyway, man. That'd be a bad episode. Nick subtly slips into this episode that he has sexual allegations on his Google search. Dude, if you Google me, it's not even me, bro. It's like some guy looking for lot lizards and shit. Silence isn't the way.
Starting point is 01:07:31 You got to get out in front of it. That's true. Nick came to his defense real bad. Oh, it's fucking bullshit, dude. Google it, man. No, it's real. You guys know this. Google has a liberal agenda. i love how also nick pulls up
Starting point is 01:07:47 the wrong guy from karate kid as well i haven't seen it you haven't seen karate kid i saw the one with jayden smith oh that's a good one that's disappointing i think i saw it once but the the new series on YouTube Brad is killing it Again, you know who I'm talking about, don't you? Ralph Macchio The Karate Kid, he won You said the guy who lost at the end of Karate Kid You said if he lost
Starting point is 01:08:16 The original Karate Kid And I don't even know what I said, Nick, so I'm sorry Daniel's son I fucking ran out of gas twice in one week and I'm 40. So I'm not doing that good. Oh, damn. He also looks like my son. Daniel's son?
Starting point is 01:08:32 Your son? Tiger's son? Wow. I'm going to say right now, this guy's question was... Wisdom teeth. All four at a time. Who has wisdom teeth in here? I still have mine. Me too. Like the fucking has wisdom teeth in here i still have mine me too
Starting point is 01:08:46 like the fucking lord intended bro you still have them fuck dude chris delito's got hard hearing you say that first of all um i can't believe you still have your wisdom to eat hell yeah dude i'm just joking is that like a young person thing i don't know if i have mine or not you do not have yours i have mine in no way and that's why my teeth, that's why my bottom teeth look like city skyline because it's pushing them in. Well, I got mine out. Oh, like that Cincinnati chili, huh? Yeah, dog. That fucking...
Starting point is 01:09:14 Well... So who has... Nick, you got yours removed? No, I still have mine. Fuck yeah, because you're a man. Now, in Asian cultures, is it popular to get your wisdom teeth out? It seems like, that seems like a very American thing. No, it is because it makes your face more V-line. That's why I look bad. That sounds like a rich Asian thing.
Starting point is 01:09:30 I know the girls that have gotten their wisdom teeth removed that are Vietnamese, my friends. Their face changed so they all want to get it removed. Say no more. Isn't that so thirsty rich Asians? Maybe I'll get it done. What is that, thirsty rich Asians? Is that what it's called? I think so.
Starting point is 01:09:44 It's called rich Asians. Crazy rich Asians, my bad. Thirsty Rich Asians? Is that what it's called? I think so. I thought it was called Rich Asians. Crazy Rich Asians, my bad. Thirsty Rich Asians sounds way better. That sounds like a porn. I would watch that. I'm not watching any more porn again.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Good for you. Do you have a relapse again? Huh? You had a relapse? I mean, I just can't handle it. I just can't handle it anymore. Keep them 32%. 68% a bunch of bitches.
Starting point is 01:10:06 God gave them to us for a reason, man. I left my shit in. You're riding those rot sockets, dude? Get a life, right? I had to get them out because I was getting infected. Yeah, so they were like, you got to get them out. Another thing trying to take down the black man. That's what I said.
Starting point is 01:10:19 I was like, these white teeth. First Corona. First Corona. I'm like, what are these white? Bro, it hurts to hear it. Dude, I'll take whatever it takes to get this face scanner here. I'm sick of having these chunky monkey face.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Nothing. The teeth isn't going to help. Yeah, that's what Chin just said. It'll make your face look like a face. Chin, tell us more about this. I don't know why anybody interrupted you. I wish I could take mine out because my face could be a little thinner. Wow. I think it's your head though, Chin. My head's big, but I mean, it does make a difference when it goes in like a V line.
Starting point is 01:10:50 What do you think when you hear that, Kat? When you hear somebody say that? I'm so sad. There's nothing wrong with your face or your face. That's so sad. I have a fat face. Yes, you do, but that is... You got yours taken out? You also do. I don't know if I did or not. I've been put to sleep a lot by men. Maybe that's what happened when you were 23. I don't know if I did or not. I've been put to sleep a lot by men.
Starting point is 01:11:05 Maybe that's what happened when you were 23. It's your wisdom teeth. There it is. Against my will. Yeah. Maybe he wanted to keep it. Play with dang dang. I'm going to have to ask my mom.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Wait, Nick, you have yours? I do. Damn, everybody has them. I'm the only one that's got them out. No, Theo's is out. I'm missing, I think, too. How many do you have? Four.
Starting point is 01:11:28 Only four? Well, it depends how big your mouth is. If your mouth can support the extra teeth, you can leave them. That sounds like something that, yeah. No, that's what they say. Really? Yours are out, Kat? You have like a strong chin.
Starting point is 01:11:40 So does your mom. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. I know. It's a good thing. Yeah, it's a good thing. Brandon shouldn't have said that. Nah, shut up. It's a good thing or not. I know. It's a good thing. Yeah, it's a good thing. We shouldn't have said that. Nah, shut up. It's a good thing.
Starting point is 01:11:47 It's an attractive thing. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, Kat, I think your face looks very well structured and nice, as I do think everybody's face in here, almost everyone. And I think that it makes me sad also, Chin, that you want to get your teeth taken out to look different, to look like a young woman.
Starting point is 01:12:07 I wanted to do it before, but now I'm more accepting of my face. Well, I still want to do it. You do, Brendan? What are you going to do with it? I don't know. I just found out this information makes your face skinnier. It contours it, yeah. Dude, don't you see, though?
Starting point is 01:12:20 Look at the hill you guys are going down. First, you know, your buddy gets his eyes, you know, sucked off or whatever. Oh, you're talking about counting his lids done? Yeah. That was a bad idea. But then where does it start? It starts with the teeth, isn't it? You get the fucking elbows rounded.
Starting point is 01:12:33 It never ends. Yeah. You know? Then you're fucking, you know. Then maybe we can get three for one. Does it hurt you? Do your teeth hurt you? Not at all.
Starting point is 01:12:40 I'm literally just doing it to have a skinnier face, Chappelle. And then, Brennan, you get meds afterwards, too. And I love meds. I threw mine away. Your meds? Yeah. I ain't taking that shit. How long did you throw them away?
Starting point is 01:12:52 I ain't taking these fucking white pills. This was years ago. Were they white pills, too? Yeah, they were white. Oh, yeah. Praise the Lord. Yeah, I was like these white pills going down the toilet. Years ago.
Starting point is 01:13:03 Years ago. Hurts my heart. I was like 27. If you had told me you did it a week ago, you'd see me at your house this week, dog. Jay's been definitely been... Jay's got his taken out. His face is still pretty fat.
Starting point is 01:13:18 I don't know if this is true. I'll show you through all this pain. I'll show you a picture of a girl who had it before. I mean, had her teeth in and took it out and see how her face changed. Oh, your friend's full of shit. She had the teeth taken out, but then she also got that Kylie Jenner. Nope, nope. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:32 It makes me sad when I hear that, Chen, because I think, yeah, to getting that to adjust your face, but also if it makes you happy, dude, who gives a fuck what I think? And you're supposed to take them out anyways, right? No. I don't know where that nerve got started if you have to take them out. If they rotten. Yeah, so a lot of people, they get infections like Chappelle. Yeah, it was like getting infected.
Starting point is 01:13:52 It helps me grind the food better. It's just money. Dentists just want more money. That's what they say. You know, dentists number one job to commit suicide. Why? Because they're staring at fucking teeth all day. Probably because they've been pulling teeth out of people's mouths that don't need them pulled out and if I did that for five years I'd take my own life
Starting point is 01:14:08 they wanted to be doctors but they're staring at teeth yeah but every now and then they'll sneak around and pull something out of your leg or out of your fucking hip yeah play with your ding dong while you're under medication like oh you got a fucking you got a molar under your dick yeah they'll sneak
Starting point is 01:14:22 they'll be like oh you got a fucking incisor he was like why do I have to come every Wednesday and get put to sleep they'll be like oh you got a fucking incisor and he was like why don't i come every wednesday you put to sleep they're like dang you got an overbite in your ass we found a cavity in your dick hole yeah you're like that is a cavity yeah that is a cavity dog so what are you doing in there yeah and why yeah why are we behind the movies? Overbiting your ass. What's this young man saying?
Starting point is 01:14:48 Here's Lee Bryce has a question right here. We'll close it out with one King It or Sting It. What's up, guys? David coming at you from Tuscaloosa, Alabama. A little Roll Tide action. So I had a King It or Sting It for you guys. Custom jerseys. King It or Sting It? I got that Custom jerseys. King It or Sting It.
Starting point is 01:15:06 I got that Brett Schaub hitter. Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Shout out to y'all guys. Love everything y'all do. Thank you. So, hey, gang gang, bust bust. Oh, that is dope. That's cool, bro. That's your number and everything?
Starting point is 01:15:22 Yeah, that's my authentic CU Buffalo jersey. Wow, that's wild, bro. That's your number and everything? Yeah, that's my authentic CU Buffalo jersey. Wow, that's wild, man. Dang, that's dope. I'm a big fan of the custom jerseys. Yes, you are. Yeah. Yes, you are.
Starting point is 01:15:33 That's awesome, man. That's crazy. Do you have one of those at home? My dad and my brother have the game-worn ones. They're framed. I don't have one myself. Did those have your last name on it? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:43 Wow. Damn. How much do you think it's worth now? Not much. Not much. framed i don't have one myself did those have your last name on it yo yeah yeah wow damn how much do you think it's worth now not much not much i go this bro two bond me's come on now yeah i'd be honored to have one i think it's awesome i'll tell you right now i'm just giving you a hard time because i'm jealous. If University of Colorado is selling them, bitches, I need to see a goddamn percentage. I'll tell you that right now. Brendan. Okay.
Starting point is 01:16:09 How many yards did you have when you were there? I don't know. I mean, I had some few catches, but I didn't. You did? Yeah. Damn. You were pretty quick, though, yeah. Did you get in the end zone or not?
Starting point is 01:16:20 No, I never scored a touchdown. Fuck, dude. That's crazy. Who was the coach? I blocked a punt that was a touchdown. You did? Yeah, against Kansas. Why didn't the coach give you more carries, man?
Starting point is 01:16:29 Because I'm white. Who was y'all's darker running back? Lawrence Vickers. And he went on to play pro, didn't he? Yeah. He was a captain for the Cowboys and the Cleveland Browns. He's the captain of the team. Wow.
Starting point is 01:16:46 It's a pretty cool guy, huh? Yeah. Great guy. Wow. Dude, I'm five that, that three receptions,
Starting point is 01:16:53 eight yards. Y'all want a bowl, right? I love that dude. Yeah. We want a bunch of balls. Dude, if you haven't seen the Colorado play,
Starting point is 01:17:02 they play every week against Colorado state and the score is 57 to 56 and we beat the shit out of them every year bro every every year i will look at television one night and it'll be ninth overtime and it's colorado versus colorado state bro and they are playing ball be sure i know we never lost them we beat them every year y'all really every year fuck them dude yeah colorado state of what well they're the program just got canceled for being We never lost to them. We beat them every year. Did y'all really? Every year. Fuck them, dude. Colorado State of what? Well, their program just got canceled for being racist. Did it really?
Starting point is 01:17:30 Yeah. F that, man. They canceled the program? Yeah. You know how a lot of people canceled Corona? Colorado State was like, we got a problem because their coach was saying some racist shit, I guess. Yeah. Damn. They say racist things in Colorado?
Starting point is 01:17:43 Not at University of Colorado. Colorado State does. The Rams. Damn. They say racist things in Colorado? Not at University of Colorado. Colorado State does, the Rams. Damn. That guy? Yeah, that guy looks like he could drop an N-bomb. I don't know, man. Doesn't he? Looks like Sergeant Slaughter.
Starting point is 01:17:58 Yeah, he looks really intense. Yeah, so they're going to sit this year out. He looks like Squints McMahon,ahon doesn't he a little bit it looks like uh remember sergeant slaughter all right he does look like sergeant slaughter who said that nick nick dude one for nick nick finally got one reference fast dude it starts now through the end of the year you in i'm in well let's don't make it a whole let's don't make it let's make it through to september okay or let's do the year
Starting point is 01:18:31 because we need time to do it damn a little bit that's it how about that thing i posted last night cat this dude james co gave me my first job in uh tv in hollywood i was doing i saw that 10 30 i can't believe he posted oh yeah the 10 30 slot at a local la station nobody was watching he was talking sports yeah baby saw cheeto vera hitting you up marlin on the freaking ones and twos yeah i gave him my start he's ecuadorian isn't he cheeto yeah yeah wow james ko he's korean right ko ko is a korean name yeah i didn't know he's asian yeah he's asian he's probably half done right he's asian he's a big deal i think he's won three what what emmy's a ship for uh his broadcasting yeah but i remember we used to go and there was only about
Starting point is 01:19:21 three people it was sad 10 30 at.30 at night. Nobody watching. But you were doing it. You got to start somewhere. Yeah. Start from the bottom. Now you're here. You know what I'm saying? They didn't pay me either.
Starting point is 01:19:30 They didn't pay me. They didn't? Oh. Well. Just try and get them reps, son. There you go. Look at that. 10.30, Fox 11.
Starting point is 01:19:36 And that was on ESPN? Fox, no. Local LA news station. James Coe right there. Gave me my start. Said, why don't you come? Why don't you talk some sports? I brought a suit. And Coe, is he Japanese? No, why don't you come we'll talk some sports I brought a suit
Starting point is 01:19:46 and Coe is he Japanese no he's Korean Korean should be Korean yeah wow four time Emmy winner there you go
Starting point is 01:19:52 wow he was great man give at James D. Coe a follow K-O-H yeah there he is and um
Starting point is 01:20:01 what else do we have here I just want to make sure everybody said anything they want to say oh we got some really good chide right chide my rides that we didn't get to this week so keep sending those in clown my hounds some relationship advice uh we got a really fun patreon episode coming up next month it's going to be submissions from all cats crew family members. We got Kat's sister, my sister, some Shobbs, some Vons, some Laces. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:28 Damn. Some Sueys. I'm going to get my dad. That'd be dope. I don't know. Do you reach out to some people in my family? I don't want to know who's doing it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Because I don't want to start getting any fights or anything. Yeah, don't ask my dad to do it. And don't bring up Corona. King or Saint Corona, because he'll go on a rant.ay was the one helping reach out to the shops i think he was gonna ask your dad but that's fine bring it on dad we can do it on here bro i don't know yeah i don't care who does it from my family as long as they include some of their own personality i just don't want them just showing up flat yeah yeah i'm gonna talk with them on the phone and try to hammer something out that makes sense. Okay.
Starting point is 01:21:07 I'll just give you my dad's number. Okay. Cool. Cool. My mom just lost her job. So she'll be like, King, you're a sting it. Your son paying all your bills. King it.
Starting point is 01:21:18 Oh, that's a good one. King it. That sounds like my sister right now. There you go. And I want to get your boy Mun on here and see what he's doing. And how hard? I'd love to.
Starting point is 01:21:27 Does he talk to whites as well? Or what is his body? I think so. Is it Vietnamese only? That's a good question. I think you need a Vietnamese translator, but I think he's fine with whites. We'll do it once he sees cat. I'll be like, oh, I know her.
Starting point is 01:21:38 Oh, I know her. I got to get an update on my past lover who won't leave me alone. No way. So I'll probably try to hit him up again. Who's that? That's Cat Sister. Just a preview. We won't play her alone so I'll probably try to hit him up again. Who's that? That's Cat's sister. Just a preview. We won't play her video now, but we got Cat's sister. She sent in some relationship advice.
Starting point is 01:21:52 That's a tattoo? Yeah. You think that's somebody hiding under her shirt? That's a tattoo, man. That's drawing. That's patreon.com slash kingofthestig. Damn, Nick's slagging this. I'll pay for it. You have an OnlyFans account account what the fuck jesus christ gosh let me know whenever you knew my sister or my mom cheese and rice
Starting point is 01:22:13 brennan since that guy got you that jersey i'm gonna get you uh got that jersey i'm gonna get you one of my cheerleading ones the louisville ones? Yeah, I'll get you one. That'd be dope to have your name on the back. It does not. I could write it on there, though. Yeah, write it on. I want the real McCoy. I'll write it on.
Starting point is 01:22:32 And I might get each one of you guys one of these unique Western hats. Look at that. Maybe we could get a lot lizard in the culture corner. Like a real authentic lot lizard. We had a sex worker on this past weekend, and you can listen to that episode whenever you want on YouTube and audio. No, I want a lot lizard. And that's why I was Googling it. I want a real lot lizard.
Starting point is 01:22:52 Your Honor, I don't remember asking Nick to Google it. All right, we got to get out of here, man. Love you guys. Good to see you, brother. Good to see you, too. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. the grand famous damn hungry like i'm fresh off keto seeing red like andrew santino every song
Starting point is 01:23:25 i hit like the great bambino bernie ate the queso and the quesoritos but everything's gonna be fine hate on me i do not mind theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times they sliding into my dms a couple of you tried but couldn't beat him quit playing like nintendo ds you don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz. Meaning y'all edible. Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible. Brandon's son hit me up. He said it's too loud in the club.
Starting point is 01:23:52 Can you pick me up? King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. Bee sting. Rat king. King and the sting. King and the sting. Got the bees in the trap. Got the cheese on a string. King and the sting, king and the sting Got the bees in a trap, got the cheese on a string
Starting point is 01:24:07 King and the sting, king and the sting King and the sting, bee sting, rat king King and the sting, king and the sting Got the bees in a trap, got the cheese on a string

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