The Golden Hour - Episode 91: One Chip Challenge
Episode Date: October 16, 2020The gang takes the Paqui One Chip Challenge, debut the Shapel Lacey Music Video, MMA Spectator gifts the whole KATS Crew Custom Funko Dolls, Theo's Fishing Friend calls in and muc...h more!Hims - https://forhims.com/kats5HelloFresh - https://hellofresh.com/80kats use code: 80KATSManscaped - https://manscaped.com/ code: KINGSTINGBetterHelp - https://betterhelp.com/katsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Everybody's having one!
Teamwork!
Yeah!
Makes the dream work!
Here's how it's- everybody's having one or they're fired.
Wait, what do-
So...
Welcome to Spotify!
Back off my broccolini!
Get your life together!
It is!
Don't touch me, bro!
I'm not touching you, dude!
Nothing's waiting to show on earth.
You're f***ing cute.
You're not trying to suck s***.
You're f***ing cute.
Brittany, you ever done choir?
No, I wish I did.
I sing all the time.
Yeah.
That's why I was asking.
No, I wish I did.
What did you take as an elective then instead?
Were you like a band kid?
A theater kid?
Theater.
Theater?
You did theater?
I took theater.
Oh shit.
I took theater.
Okay.
Kind of rocked that shit
guy in the head.
Kind of rocked it.
Okay.
Theater kid.
My boy Klopp was in
Dallas a few weeks ago.
He reminded me
how much we cheated in college.
This dude cheated his way through college.
I can imagine.
You stumbled on that word.
You stumbled on that word like you don't have a degree from a high school.
You know, yeah, which we've easily proven.
She was like, here's a bit from me in science.
And he's at a petting zoo.
He's five years old
yeah
I'm waiting for my mom
to text me back
with the picture
here I am at the cafeteria
he's being bottle fed
by somebody
like what
you're seven months old
Chappelle
here I'm on a field trip
he's on a date
at a movie theater
with his girl
I just went to my mom
and sent us a picture
she'll text it
oh we're waiting brother
we'll be waiting it's been two weeks'll text it. Oh, we're waiting, brother. We'll be waiting, dog.
It's been two weeks, but we're still waiting.
We stay waiting.
She's just trying to find it.
She has it stuffed around.
Oh, yeah.
She got it.
She got it.
Dog, these Funko things are ridiculous.
They're so good.
What?
These Funko toys?
These little toys.
The cat one's really cute.
It's so cute.
The Nick one has a little Izzy Azalea shirt on.
Iggy Azalea.
The Chappelle one has the Oasis tee on.
Chappelle got an Oasis tattoo, Doug.
Yeah.
He did?
I'm not shocked about that.
Chin one.
I don't know why he gave you a...
It's awesome, dude.
It's a mask and a Pantera shirt.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's a mask. I thought it was a goatee. And a Pantera shirt. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a mask.
I thought it was a goatee.
And a Pantera shirt.
Let me see mine.
Let me see mine.
Damn, this boy's MMA spectator.
MMA underscore spectator.
Thank you, MMA spectator.
Yours looks like my aunt.
This one's so heavy.
That's yours.
That's mine, dog.
Shin, do you want mine?
Oh, damn.
My guy looks like oh
dude my guy's got that
ham shirt on
it's so good
damn he's a
big ass MMA fan
who is this
who made this?
yeah the guy that made it
MMA spectator
spectator
he's got
he's got an Etsy shop
MMA custom creations
nice
wow he's from Australia.
King Sing Brennan.
You can buy it for $44.99.
Hang on.
There's King in the Stang.
He's selling you.
He's selling me.
I appreciate you putting shoes on me.
Thank you for putting shoes on me.
They come off.
They come off.
The shorts come off?
The shoes.
The shoes come off.
That's so funny.
Cat Funko Pop figure.
Yeah.
Why?
How did he do it?
With a printer?
Printer.
Who knows?
Who knows?
It's freaking good, though.
With a 3D printer?
Oh, my toy will be Conor McGregor's toy.
I'm going to get Shin one for Christmas.
It'll go along with my 3D printed that you got out there.
Do you celebrate Christmas, Shin?
I do.
I do.
Well, I'm going to jump to conclusions like a lot of people in here about different ethnicities.
That's true.
I respect that question.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
That's a good question.
Hype porn has gotten low on this show, huh?
Oh, man.
The hype.
It's on its last leg.
This thing used to hype.
Remember we used to have that black box that would just spit music at us.
So what is going on with this election, dude?
Are we doing this or what?
It sounds like we are. I don or what? It sounds like we are.
I don't know.
It sounds like we have no choice.
Trump got COVID and started flexing on people.
Said, I feel better.
Don't be afraid.
Flexing.
Flexing.
And everyone gets upset.
Like, you should be way sicker and dying.
Because people want people to be scared.
Yeah.
Because then it gives them, like...
A reason that we shut down for seven months.
Yeah.
Otherwise, we feel real stupid.
Wait, y'all seen Wuhan?
Oh, yeah.
We talked about it a couple weeks ago.
How are they doing?
Lit.
They have a pool party.
They're partying?
They're throwing pool parties.
Yeah.
Partying like it's 1999.
Dude, we could party.
It's just...
They just...
At a distance.
No, I partied in Dallas pretty hard. People are partying everywhere. I just don't know what's going on. It's just they just. At a distance. No, I partied in Dallas pretty hard.
People are partying everywhere.
I just don't know what's going on.
They're just not partying in L.A.
North Korea.
They're partying in L.A.
They're just getting their water shut off, too.
They're not partying like this, though.
No one's partying like that.
Dang, that's in Wuhan?
Yeah.
That fine-ass DJ.
Look at that, Doug.
She looks like a young man.
She looks like your third
baseman.
She might, actually.
Look at that.
What is this?
Are you sure this might be
those hunter and refugees?
Ooh.
Then they crowded together shoulder to shoulder without wearing masks.
That might be the Nike headquarters down on the lake.
That might be Theo Vancho in Iowa.
That's true.
Definitely a lot of topless males there.
Now, what do you think of when you see this, Kat?
Well, I think it's a beautiful thing that people are coming together.
Without the mask?
I mean, apparently China doesn't need it.
They're okay right now.
Yeah, everybody's seeing.
I mean, here's how I think you beat the disease.
You just admit that it's bullshit.
I won back in March.
Yeah, I did.
You voted on it?
Are you dead on it?
I'm not saying there's not a flu that's out there that's spooky, right?
But lock up the old people.
If you're highly susceptible, then take better precautions.
Yeah, if you have underlying conditions, if you're out of shape, if you're old, keep your ass inside.
Other than that, get your fat ass to work.
Other than that, it just doesn't make any sense. I just don't
understand what's still going on. And it starts
to feel kind of like... Political?
Well, yeah, political, but also just
like, I just don't...
It doesn't pass any logic to
at a certain point, it's just not making logical sense.
It's weird to me people are mad that Trump's
not more sick.
You know, like, I got hate because I wasn't more sick.
What the fuck you want man
that's what it is have you guys ate out in la like places where there's supposed to be
restrictions it's like i've been doing it all the time and the second you get to your seat
you take your mask off yeah and there's people this is what's weird nick like you go you go to
sign in you have to have the bike can you put your mask on i guess you put it on they'll sit
you next to the table you can take your mask off.
I'm like, oh, but if I'm sitting there, I'm good?
They're like, yes.
That makes sense.
It's just semantics.
But restaurants just have, they have to- It's optics.
It's just optics.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
It's just all become optics.
What does optics mean?
Like, how does it look?
It has to look safe.
Got it.
Even though it's the same shit.
Like, on the airplanes, now they're sitting people everywhere next to each other.
Like, I think, you know, delta wasn't doing it for a while some airlines have been just filling up the planes like it just like i it just it doesn't make sense it can't and there's no way
it makes sense to anyone it's like i'm not crazy for thinking this like at a certain point it
doesn't make sense to anyone yeah i think that's what a lot of it what it is. And a lot of people think they know the answer to it.
So it's like, who fucking really...
Everybody doctors.
Yeah, who really knows the exact
what we're supposed to do with it?
Meanwhile, Chin's terrified of it.
What's this?
Are you, Chin?
No, I'm not.
He's one of the Biden fans.
You had it, you freak.
I had it.
I had it.
When you frickin' Braum was brought in here,
we had to put you in the bag.
I was, yeah. I did it for you guys in the bag. I did it for you guys.
Remember that.
I did it for you guys.
I did it for us.
You brought it here.
How do you feel now, Chin?
I feel good.
But hey, he started it.
Yeah, you had it too.
I think Brian started it.
Let's be real.
Well, dude.
Prove it.
Yeah, prove it.
Prove it.
I guess we can't prove it.
Chin's a super spreader.
Prove it.
Super spreader. No, I sit right next't prove it. Chin's a super spreader. Prove it. Super spreader.
No, I sit right next to Kat.
Talked to her all the time.
She didn't get it.
Bro, there's not even-
My thing is you got it though, Chin.
Look at you.
I know.
You're fucking fine.
Yeah, and I drink every day.
Here's the thing.
You drink every day.
You could have been a model.
Could have been a model.
People that are highly susceptible,
we should have a stipend for them
that gets some money so they can get some help. So they can stay at home. So they can stay at home. That's, we should have a stipend for them that gets some money so they can get some help.
So they can stay at home.
So they can stay at home.
That's what we should have.
Otherwise, it just makes – it doesn't make any sense, man.
Because we're putting ourselves in this place where there's no real way out because it's so vague.
Well, then they say, well, if we had a vaccine, we'll open back up.
It's like we have a vaccine for the flu.
People still get the flu.
Yeah.
People still die from the flu. But not as many. for the flu people still get the flu yeah people still
die from the flu but not as many yeah but people still die all the time yeah and some people don't
care as much if they die some people are like i don't want to die oh sorry buddy you know what's
this greedy guy freaking die if you have to die i'll be an idiot al michael seems to hate covid
restrictions more than anyone really he's you guys were talking
about optics like it was clear on sunday night him and chris were standing right next to each
other but then they go on camera and he goes oh if we're good boys maybe we get lollipops tonight
i don't know who i am
i think you're chris collins
they're just telling you what's happening here so bummed al's pushing the envelope a little bit
and chris is scared to go along with him because chris is a company man that's why a little bit
but chris also when they were doing like the whole you know protesting black lives matter
he was listen of course all all black lives matter all
lives matter he was i'm here to call a football game can we move on yeah he like just went about
his business collinsworth said it al michaels did yeah i'm sorry uh chris collinsworth yeah
you're some of our big babies about wearing masks there you go and then the media is like
look at these then you get shamed like look at these babies because that's what it is who makes
the money is the media sitting there these people just sitting there writing shit articles.
People are caged up with nothing left to do but read the articles.
There's a lot of bitches.
We give them too much credit is what we do.
We give articles too much.
Agreed, but there's a lot of bitches happy that society shut down
because it gives them a reason to be losers.
And he's 75 years old now, Michaels.
If he doesn't want to wear a mask, don't make him wear a mask.
Yeah.
Some people, that's the thing.
You have a lot of people who don't believe in heaven, have no belief in afterlife.
They don't care.
So this is all they have going for them.
If I die, I'm on to the next run, bro.
There you go.
You know what I'm saying, dude?
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I'll be doing cats.
I'll be doing cats.
Cats from the grave.
Yeah, bro.
You know what I'm saying, dude?
Talk about it.
Tales from the Crypt, cats edition. Yeah, this. Let's go. You know what I'm saying, dude? Talk about it. Tales from the Crypt, Cats edition.
Yeah, this past funeral.
Maybe it'll be today if you have to eat the one chip challenge.
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Yeah.
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Nick brings in a food challenge.
I feel like this is dangerous.
I don't have to go to the hospital, dog.
They just have to eat it, right?
I want to play and anybody... Let's do teams.
It'll just be all six of us.
There's only one person out of all six of us
will have to do it.
Whoever breaks the ice
on the don't break the ice thing.
Has to eat it.
Yeah.
I would die, dude.
You like spicy shit?
That's no.
Chin, we've seen you grill spicy food on here.
Yeah.
Let him know.
We saw you drink sake and guzzle spicy shit with your tits.
Yeah, dude.
And then you lied to her, dog.
Yeah, trying to molest that white girl at night.
We didn't forget about any of that shit.
If you have shots in here, I'll do it.
No problem.
Try to grab that.
What? He said he'd do shots. It shit. If you have shots in here, I'll do it. No problem. Try to grab that. What?
He said he'd do shots.
It's different when you have shots in here.
Dude, a lot of businessmen, Asians, I'll say it, drink a lot and take their life.
Yes.
Do they really?
Facts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so this is an extremely hot.
Yeah, they do.
Chin is a rare.
You don't see a lot of guys like Chin.
No.
Five years from now.
Chin.
A couple drinks.
I just bought a fall-off building. I just bought a lot of guys like Chen. No. Five years from now, Chen. A couple drinks. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
I just bought Fall Off Building.
I just bought a gun, too.
Yeah.
What?
They play that Russian roulette and shit?
Bro, they play Japanese non-roulette.
You ever heard of Chinese roulette?
Every chamber is full of a bullet.
Every chamber is full of a bullet.
They flip a coin.
So everybody's in on this?
Yeah.
Everybody in?
Everybody willing to eat this chip if they lose?
Yeah, fuck it.
All right.
She's doing it for the culture corner.
You're not in?
I can't handle spicy.
I can't either, but I'm going to do it.
All right, Nick's doing it for the control room.
And you're doing it for you and Theo.
Yeah, there you go.
If Chappelle joins, will you?
If Chappelle joins and everyone's in, then of course I'll have to do it.
Come on, Chappelle.
It's a fucking spicy chip.
What do you think, Theo?
Well, listen up, Chappelle.
Be honest with us, okay?
You've obviously had a storied career.
Your father's been in prison.
You've got seven families.
You've been to school.
You haven't been to school.
Black, not black.
Backflips.
Yeah, backflips.
Frontflips, dude. Oasis. Yeah, not black. Backflips. Yeah, backflips. Front flips, dude.
Oasis.
Yeah, Oasis.
Wonderwall.
MIA.
Hot topic.
Yeah, yeah.
Also, now what we need to know is, can you eat this chip?
I bet Derek would do it.
Ooh.
He probably would.
He likes spicy shit.
Derek would do it dude
We could easily have Derek back in here doing it
Junior high?
Trying to pressure me?
It's not fun if everybody's not in on it
You know what I'm saying?
Don't casually try to drop like you attended junior high
Okay?
Let's do it Chappelle
Fine I'll fucking do it
Yes
Pure pressure
Okay so We'll just randomly pick who goes first.
So it's even.
Cat will be one.
Chappelle, two, three, four.
Four again.
Theo, five.
Cat's first.
Brendan, six.
No, and then we'll generate, randomly generate.
Four's death in Korean, just so you know.
Six.
Brendan's first.
That's a good spot.
Now it's random.
After you hit one, you have to tap that one out.
And multiple's fine.
You just can't.
Oh, it's like Jenga.
Similar.
Yes.
I did not have a Jenga board available.
Now it's Cat's turn?
Yeah.
The steaks are hot.
Steaks are fucking hot.
So what is it?
Then the first person to have to eat the chip?
Yeah.
Wait, why do you got to do two? the rule man, whoever loses whoever makes the penguin
Fall through the ice. Okay has to eat the chip
That packy
This is waiting in your fate. Yeah, you got to be a adventure man
Gang yeah, damn.
All right, Nick.
Do it for the Krusty Punks.
The Reaper.
Do it for the Krust Punks.
The Reaper.
I'm doing it for high school.
Shout out to high school.
Yeah.
That's what I'm doing it for.
Damn, you know this shit's legit when it says,
make sure you wash your hands after eating.
Do not eat if you're pregnant.
Keep out of reach of children.
Dude, pregnant women could handle a hot chip yeah if they have a baby
a hot cheeto is nothing oh i didn't want to go first that's a bad spot
no just figure it out
yeah you can hit that easy one yeah you can hit can hit that easy one. Yeah, hit the easy one. Go ahead. I set a trap for him.
You can hit.
Not my first rodeo.
This is your fate.
Man.
Man, if you don't hit that damn square.
What is that, an octagon or a square?
Theo's up.
Theo's up.
Yeah, Brendan, what are you doing?
Damn, going first is trouble.
Absolute maniac. A whole lot of games y'all hose bro y'all hose we hose
dang what's wrong with that one huh nothing dog that's the one you hit yep what's wrong with your strength phone no that something's wrong with this one Nick you can use both ends
your strength bones? No, there's something wrong with this one, Nick. You can use both ends.
Use the other end.
Use the other end of that hammer,
dog, that big daddy. What?
Is that okay? No, it's stuck, so I moved
on.
What the hell? Fine by me.
Oh, cat's fucking
with fire. I'm about to just eat
this chip, dog. No, don't, dog.
Somebody's about to fucking shit their pants, no don't dog somebody about to their pants i think
oh oh nick's on the block man so i'm so nervous who i think this bad mother i i feel like i'm
fine brendan watch your language dude damn it oh wow one Ooh. Wow. One touch, they call me. One touch Nick.
OTN, they call him.
One touch Nick.
OTN, yeah.
Big dog.
Do you want to read the back?
No, I don't.
Chin looking beautiful out here today.
God, man.
You have on cologne or something?
I did wear a little bit of cologne.
There we go.
There you go.
Boy, huh?
We'll put that cool water on today.
That cool water?
I'm not going to fall, too.
Let's see what happens.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Chin's so too. Let's see what happens. Oh shit!
Chin's so dead.
If you drop the hammer and it falls after that
You lose.
Yeah, yeah.
Who's out now?
Chin's smell.
Did Chad go?
Yeah, he already went.
I'll smell Chin's neck, bro.
Chin's out here
fucking looking beautiful, dog.
Real dimey.
Oh my
You got it!
No, but that's not
the one he was hitting
this one oh
it's over
oh no here's your fate your fate oh
that's that walker bueller baby. Saving the game, son.
Let's go.
Good luck, Brendan.
Let's go, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh!
They can't handle it, son.
They can't handle the smoke, baby.
Oh, God.
Damn.
You got to get that. They can't handle that smoke, baby. Oh, God. Damn. You got to get that.
They can't handle that smoke.
Yeah.
Tell us how that chip is.
Yep.
Hey, does he get a drink afterwards or something to help him out?
He should be able to drink, right?
Chip picky.
Picky?
I don't have a chip.
I feel like Brandon lost on purpose.
Sorry, dude.
Fuck.
Brandon, watch the language, man.
God damn it.
Chin is 50.
I am getting there.
Chin is so crunk.
What?
No, because you kept taunting us with it.
I just want to know what was at stake.
Now you know.
Good luck.
I actually want you to do well.
Brandon, say F, bro.
F.
Or say dang it.
How about it says warning hurts like hell?
Oh, that don't even sell right.
That's just trickery.
Anyone want to do it with me?
I want one.
I'll do it with you.
Yeah.
You want one too?
Yeah, I just want a chip.
I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
I just want a chip.
Friends.
I respect that.
How many of us have them?
Friends.
How many did you end up getting?
We can just share.
Yeah. Whoa. Everybody's having one. Teamwork. Yeah. Friends. How many did you end up getting? Where did you share? Yeah!
Everybody's having one.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Everybody's having one or they're fired.
Wait, what do they want?
Welcome to Spotify.
We really doing this?
Yeah.
Careful, also touching the chip.
Don't touch your eyes.
What?
I got kids, man.
Wait, I got a puke right now.
Yeah, dude, but one of those kids is fine as fuck, too.
I'll be honest, bro.
The thick one?
Yeah, that little thicky boy.
What are your comments on his photos?
Yeah.
Shorty dying me, son.
Shorty looking spicy. Just one Shawty dying me, son. Shawty looking spicy.
Just this one chip?
Yep, just one.
Are we just eating a pizza, taking a bite?
Look, man.
The whole chip.
Dude, I know you grew up in fear like I did, dog, but we're going to be fine.
This one chip, you can handle it, Chappelle.
This is just like really the craziest back chip.
Mine already broke.
This could be the worst episode ever. This could be.
Why don't we start off with this?
Hold on, you need to save...
Why is it black? I thought it would be red.
Oh, it looks like a Dorito. Look, I'll
tell you straight up, man. I'm not trying to be
racial, but this thing... But I am.
But this thing
bringing that dark heat, baby. You don't have to eat
the whole thing, right?
No.
It's one chip.
It's like the last dab if you want to be a big classic.
Yeah.
All right, I'll do that.
I can be that.
Yeah, you got to finish.
No, the rule is I think we eat the whole chip.
We can't go half chipping out here.
No one's eating the whole chip.
Dude, it's Bueller's Day on, bro. We'll get these Walker Bueller jerseys.
That's a real fear.
Everybody take it at the same time.
Walker Bueller better fucking win tonight, dog.
It doesn't even smell good.
He sure better, dude.
It smells like wet dog and bologna.
Huh?
It smells like wet dog and bologna is what it smells like.
Well, look, man.
Nick ate his first.
The whole thing?
The whole thing?
I'm so scared.
I know.
We have milk on the way via Postmates.
What? Postmates?
Did you eat it?
How y'all doing?
I haven't taken a bite yet.
I'm chilling.
Sorry.
That powder on it is what had me feeling risky.
How you doing, Nick?
Yes, a powder.
I'm scared.
It's fine right now, but I can stop it's coming up fast right now.
Shouldn't his face get red?
It's gonna get so- oh my god.
Oh.
I'm worried about my insides.
Oh, I got the hiccups. Oh, fuck.
Here's the- oh, fuck.
Oh, shit. Did you eat it, Chabelle? Yeah. Oh fuck. Here's the... Oh fuck. Oh... Oh shit!
Did you eat it, Chabelle?
Yeah.
Damn, my tongue's on fire, dog.
I'm scared.
I'm crying.
I'm scared.
Theo's crying.
Ah fuck, I touched my face.
Theo, you okay?
Theo's crying.
I don't know.
He's just a bitch.
He was crying about it, but I'm going to try it out.
Let's see.
So, as I can see,
I ain't bullshitting, man.
Did they say water makes it worse?
They said water makes it worse?
No, did they?
No.
Why the corner of my mouth is like...
Oh!
Leo, you cry pretty.
What, bro?
Calm down.
It's in my nose now.
Don't touch your face, man.
God damn it.
Here's us.
What's going to happen to us.
Where's the milk?
Yeah, where's the milk bro?
Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant too.
Oh my gosh.
Guys, it's not a fucking joke man.
Alright guys, so I'm gonna to try the one chip challenge.
I mean, the chocolate is really hot.
You want some water?
You want some water?
Alright.
Anybody want milk at Faye McClark since 1130?
I'll take it.
Quickly.
They're fresh, Cubby.
It's been in a car?
Yeah.
I can feel it in my belly right now.
I love a little. Quickly. It's been in a car? Yeah.
I can feel it in my belly right now.
Open it up, Brendan.
My God.
I'm going to take off my shirt.
It's burning my belly.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just praying right now.
Oh, that milk is warm.
Cat, you're off your quiet.
Yep, that's good.
The cat over here is just chilling.
Cat's sweating a little bit. I feel like every time I talk it burns.
Alright, it's time for some debate clubs.
Here's this guy. He's got something to say. OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Boy, Walker's Club. What? Got a debate club for you. I'm going to do some relationship questions for you.
Put my job first week of March to a freelance.
The pandemic shut me down.
Bro, quiet.
Got out of California.
I'm going to go to Connecticut.
She's taking care of me here when I'm looking for jobs.
Bro, we can't even fucking think.
And he has his mask on.
I can't read his mouth.
That's not going to help. Let me get that Gatorade Fuck that guy. What do you need, Brent? I need to hear what he said.
Are we supposed to eat more food?
I don't know what to do.
Give me some.
I need to eat more chips.
That'll probably help.
Yeah.
I'll grab some more of these.
Thank you, bro.
It's starting to die out for me.
Yeah, sure, cat.
All that?
Mm-hmm.
Damn, it's carbohydrates, so I don't want carbs.
It's zero sugar.
Okay, I'll get it.
Still on diet, huh?
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Dr. Pepper.
Dr. Pepper.
My fucking lips. That was the dumbest thing we've ever done
Theo took a big bite
All right, well I feel like we're too old for this my stomach
You are a beautiful crier Yeah
You real pretty
Thank you
Tune in to this past weekend
You real pretty
Hold on bro
Does it creep up again
I don't need to calm down bro
Y'all seeming gay
When they eat spicy stuff They get real gay Y'all need to calm down, bro. Y'all seeming gay.
When they eat spicy stuff, they get real gay.
Don't be one of them spice gays, man.
Cheers to autism.
We just rearranged our chromosomes.
Is that what this is for, autism?
No, those were your last lines when you did hot ones.
Is anyone's intestines burning? Did you do hot ones? What'd you say?. Is anyone's intestines burning?
What'd you say? Is anyone's bottom intestines burning? Yeah.
My stomach's burning. My mouth died
down. Shit is powerful.
I'm straight.
I'm straight now. I'm good.
How you doing, Theo? I'm good.
Was that hotter than
which is hotter? I'll tell you what.
This chip was hotter.
Really?
Actually,
no, one of them...
What's the other one?
One of them what?
I don't know.
Leave me alone, you...
You keep saying gay stuff, Chappelle.
I gotta fucking... You cry pretty. You're so pretty stuff, Chappelle. I gotta fucking.
You cry pretty.
You so pretty when you cry.
Thank you, man.
With a hat on, too?
Bam, bro.
You got a hat on.
Were those wings good?
Oh, my God.
They didn't put a lot of spice on the wings.
That's the difference.
This chip had more spice on it.
Yeah, there's a.
One of the spices there was spicy.
Nine of them were not.
Ooh. Ooh. Y'all did them big bites, bro.
I was like, man, fuck this.
Did you not eat the whole chip?
Hell, I did not eat that whole chip.
And you're acting like this?
Bro, it's still spicy.
You a bitch.
I'll take it.
You a bitch.
I'll take it.
You pretty when you cry, too.
Hold on, fam.
One's enough, dog. Yeah, your dad was the one in prison, dawg.
Not you, dawg.
Using these prison lyrics.
I ain't happy with that son of a bitch.
I'm on my third ZVU.
What was that for? for autism, Nick?
Was that for charity?
Yeah.
I think Nick said he had an extra chromosome or something.
Nick beelined out the room.
Nick coming 30 minutes late with milk.
That milk was hot.
Dude, that milk made me feel more sick than shit.
I was ashamed of myself. Me too. Yeah, who the fuck drinking milk? It was hot. Dude, that milk made me feel more sick than shit. Oh, I was ashamed of myself.
Me too.
Yeah, who the fuck drinking milk?
It was disgusting.
Bro.
You don't drink milk at all, right?
You don't drink milk at all, bro.
Dog, no.
Homo, bro.
I drink half the milk.
Or yes, homo.
All homo.
Yeah.
And that means homogenized as well.
Damn, that shit's ultra-pastry.
I feel bad.
What'd they do to him?
Milk's disgusting.
No shit.
And I'm like, I don't even want this, man.
Why are we living like this, dude?
Why did Nick do this to him?
This is what it's like in some countries, Brendan.
India?
Your eyes burn, your face burn.
How's it doing, Jay?
Huh?
How's your mouth?
The top of my tongue is actually reheated now.
That's like, it goes in and out like the sides of my tongue are on fire.
Yeah, what the hell?
Sides, sides of the tongue.
I think I should have swallowed it faster.
Chappelle, you didn't even eat it, dog.
Yeah, dude.
Don't try jumping on this train.
Yeah, dude.
Did you have your whole chip, Kat?
Yep.
Wow.
You should have your whole chip. You gotta eat the whole chip.
Kat handled it the best.
I'm pretty good with spice.
But women handle things better than men.
Yeah.
Get that fucking devil juice out of here, dog.
Yeah, I don't drink that.
Bro, that makes your bones strong.
Yeah, when you're a kid.
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No.
You more so than me, but yeah.
But yours is more education lacking, I feel like,
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Yeah, I know.
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You definitely do, Doug.
But there's something you can do about it.
That's the thing, though, Doug.
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You know what I'm feeling?
Bro, Brendan's dressed like a hit man
for bubble gum, I feel like.
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Ice cream would be so good right now.
Vanilla ice cream.
Ice cream.
You look slurpee right now.
You're looking for any excuse.
Did you eat the whole chip?
Bro, yeah.
You didn't eat the whole chip.
I ate the whole fucking chip, dog.
Dude, this is no time to be fat, dude.
A slurpee?
It's a good time to be fat.
Chin, you eat the whole chip?
Yeah.
Nick, you eat the whole chip?
Leo, did you eat the whole chip?
Yeah, dude.
We all ate the whole chip.
That was the agreement.
It's one fucking
chip, son.
I got high
blood pressure.
So do I.
Yeah, but.
Does that do
anything to it?
I want to find out.
I don't know.
No, man.
It's weird.
My stomach feels
like it's churning
and my tongue is
getting hot again.
Yeah, it feels like
someone stabbed me
in the stomach.
Okay, I'm almost
back.
I'm back. I'm back.
I'm cool.
I can cook.
So who...
Cat handled it the best easily.
Man.
Chappelle didn't qualify.
You disqualified.
Chappelle still got a whole ass chip over there, dude.
How much you got left?
Hold that up.
Hold that up the camera.
Hold it up.
All of it, yeah.
No.
He has that piece and a huge...
What?
Hold it up.
Hold it up.
Both of them. Hold it up, Chappelle. Be careful with your fingers. No, get the other one too. Be careful with your fingers afterwards, Ch huge... Hold it up. Hold it up, Chappelle.
Get the other one, too.
Get the other one with fingers afterwards, Chappelle.
And away from your body, off to the side.
Look at that.
Put it by the white walls so we can see it.
Quit messing around.
Yeah, so we can see the chip.
There we go.
Your little big ass
ate a freaking little baby bite, dog.
Chappelle had a nibble, then started acting like he ate the whole thing like us.
Yeah, and he's saying, you beautiful, dog.
You beautiful.
Dog, damn, we should take our shirts off.
Yeah, damn.
I didn't say anything about shirts.
Chappelle's saying, damn, I heard the spice goes away if we start snuggling.
It's just like an actual reflex.
Chappelle, like, yeah,
like that gay dude at the sleepover
trying to get you all drunk.
Wait, so everybody
ate the whole chip?
Yeah, man.
Everybody gangsters.
So I gotta do it?
Yeah.
You do it,
and I get it,
and then I just...
If you do it,
Chappelle,
swallow it faster
because it's burning
the top of my tongue right now.
Okay.
All right.
I'm shocked, bro.
Chappelle representing the black community poorly today, bro. I. All right. I'm shocked, bro. Do what you're doing.
Chappelle representing the black community poorly today, bro.
I will say that.
I got to do it.
Huh?
It's your people, dog.
Hey, man.
BLM, dog.
It's your hell, BLM.
Damn.
Oh, you're taking too long to swallow it.
Oh, you're taking too long to swallow it.
Chappelle fucked up.
Keep it in.
Don't spit it out, Chappelle.
No, Chappelle fucked up.
You got to stay with it.
Oh, you took too long to swallow it.
You okay, Chappelle?
Cattle nurture. Cattle will help you. No no why did you guys make sure about do that he didn't eat it oh no no she's right he's right
y'all gay bro yeah gabe cat film him can i get your filmer out filmer hey
can i get your filmer out filmer hey there's nobody in there and look there ain't a man in there that's for sure okay you beautiful when you cry dog we gotta give chappelle and then he kept
saying it yeah give him a polygraph your lips get all pouty when you get eat spicy stuff yeah
like damn you look beautiful when you he's like, that shirt goes with your tears. I'm like, what?
Bro, we need to give him a dang test, man.
That gay test?
I think we just did and he ran out the room.
That chip's really a gay test.
If it burns you inside, you ain't Christian.
I mean, he was coming in.
Did he seem a little gay to you, Shen?
I saw real fear.
The first time I actually saw real fear.
But I'm not asking you. Now, I'm not saying did he seem scared. I say a little gay to you, Shen. I saw real fear. The first time I actually saw real fear. But I'm not asking you.
Now, I'm not saying did he seem scared.
I said, did he seem... I say a little bit.
Maybe a little bit.
You know what I'm saying?
You guys are fucked up, though.
This is where he fucked up.
He's like, I ate the whole thing.
I'm going to chew it.
I'm like, yeah, but do it fast.
But he didn't listen.
And so he's really...
I know.
He chewed that thing up like...
I'm telling you, his mouth is fucked.
I told him. I told him chew fast. Did you see the way he chewed it? Uh-uh. Oh, dude. He just like coated I know. He chewed that thing up. I'm telling you, his mouth is fine. I told him.
I told him chew fast.
Did you see the way he chewed it?
Uh-uh.
Oh, dude.
He just like coated his tongue.
Yeah, his entire mouth.
Yeah.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm fine.
So you think.
I'm back.
Let's get into the episode.
Yeah.
I feel like someone stabbed me in the stomach, but I'm fine.
My mouth's fine.
Yeah, don't do that again, Nick.
This guy sounds like a deadbeat.
I've seen people say, oh, do hot ones, do hot ones.
We did hot ones.
Yeah.
That was beyond hot ones.
That was hotter, man.
The only thing, that was more spice.
That was the thing.
There was more spice in that.
Hot ones, they don't do that much spice, bro.
I'm glad that Brendan lost because I feel like if it would have been like one of the crew,
they would just went down on their own.
I think everybody doing it together, that's the way to do it.
Where the fuck do you find this? Chin looks more Asian after you put it on.
Your eyes are more squinty.
I swallow and bloat very fast.
Wow.
You're like one of those fish, man.
I am.
Like blowfish.
When I eat ramen, boom.
My face, I can't even see.
Damn, that's beautiful. Spicy ramen, boom. My face, I can't even see. Damn, that's beautiful.
That's spicy ramen.
Sodium.
My God, bro.
Jigs dig that?
Dude, is he okay?
He's not okay, right?
He ate too much.
You're going to need the key again?
He's fine.
I'm a little worried about Chappelle now.
Me too.
He kind of gave me a head up.
Guys, you guys have no faith in different cultures, man.
He's fine.
Chappelle is a black man,
okay?
His people have been
through tons of shit.
He can handle
one spicy chip.
It didn't look like it.
You guys are like,
I don't know, man.
It's the way he chewed it,
though,
that's going to give him
some issues.
The way he chewed it?
Have you seen
fucking Amistad, dude?
And that's the penalty
for being a coward.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, the fact that... That's a penalty for being a coward. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, the fact that...
But then also,
that's a penalty
for being a coward
and also getting real gay
after you eat that chip.
Bro.
He kept commenting
on Theo's tears
and his body.
He took a bite of it.
Hold on.
He took a nibble of it.
And then he goes,
you look so tense.
And I'm like, what?
Yeah, they keep going,
y'all two should relax more.
Why doesn't Kat
get out of here?
Yeah.
I wonder if there's
any restaurants that are open at night for us.
I'm like, what?
What are you talking about?
I'm worried about us.
We should all stay over at my place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, what if the power keeps going out?
I'm like, what?
It hasn't gone out.
You guys want to see what this is insane, dude.
He's like,
well, I had a great time.
Did you have fun?
And I'm like,
what?
Nothing at all.
We didn't do anything.
I wish you guys
came over
and tossed some dogs
on the grill
and we'd talk about it.
Yeah, dude.
What, dude?
God, you fucking care bear.
Get it together, dude.
Chappelle should be the darkest care bear.
That's his new nickname.
The darkest care bear.
Because he is.
Leave him out there.
This is a learning time.
This is a learning time.
Time out.
When what?
No, I have nothing.
He's okay. He's able have nothing. He's okay.
He's able to speak.
He's just gargling milk.
Bring up somebody that was in a fire.
Bring up a burn victim.
Bring up someone that was in an actual fire
and let me see our Google burn victim
or black history.
I'm just saying there are people
that have really, really suffered.
What's the famous picture of the Vietnamese woman
burning in the fire, remember, at the war?
Oh, no, she's protesting.
No, no, that's a fake one.
There's a monk that put himself on fire.
He didn't move at all.
That's real, dog.
That was a Postmates thing, wasn't it?
No, he was doing the same competition we were doing.
There we go.
Same competition.
Yeah, he's doing the same competition we did.
There we go.
We brought him back.
Yeah.
We brought him back with the cover.
How's your mouth, though, Chappelle?
It's always quick enough.
I don't know why you chewed it like that, bro.
You did not need to do all that.
But at least you went through something.
Yeah, I went through something.
I appreciate y'all pushing me.
Do you feel better?
To do something that, you know, you put me out of my comfort zone.
Amen.
You really pushed me. And that was, yeah, that was, I know, you put me out of my comfort zone and really pushed
me.
And that was, yeah, that was, I just thank you guys.
How's your insides?
He's going to be fine.
What do you mean, how's his insides?
He's fine, dude.
I'm good inside.
Really?
Mine's the mouth.
My mouth.
Your mouth.
My mouth is nothing.
My stomach feels like someone stabbed me.
My stomach is nothing.
Then y'all wimps.
What do we have, Nick?
Yeah, you had tears coming out.
Yeah, I wasn't doing well.
And it's still pretty.
I think this is the perfect time to...
You keep saying that, Chevelle.
Thank you.
Don't let him say it again.
Can you control that?
He's your friend.
He's your friend.
So when we had little brows
Okay everybody said enough kind of gay stuff
On this episode
And I'm not pointing names
Or fingers at anybody
Okay
But I feel like we've hit kind of a
The gay meters here
If you was in a movie crying and shit, I'd cry with you.
It's hot.
That's pretty.
I'm done with picking up the vibe you put down, man.
No more chips for you, buddy.
No more snacks for you, man.
At least now we know why he didn't want to eat spicy foods.
Yeah, dude. At least now we know why he didn't want to eat spicy foods. I can't wait to get back to my Sezuan gang.
Back to my squad.
What do you got, Nick?
We have a Laotian kid on our team.
That's cool. Laotian kid We have a Laotian kid on our team. That's cool.
Laotian kid?
No, Laotian.
Lao.
Lao.
Oh, Jack Talk Thai.
One of the Lao.
Yum Yum is his nickname.
That's what it says on his jersey.
You call him Little Yum?
Huh?
Little Yum Yum.
I call him Yum Yum, Double Yum.
Yum Up.
Huh?
Yum Up.
I say Yum.
And I tickle him when I run by second base, too. Oh, damn. We in the game. Yeah, we in the game. I ain't tickling you. Whoa, yum. And I tickle him when I run by second base.
Oh, damn.
We in the game.
We in the game.
I ain't tickling you.
Whoa, bro.
You're not even allowed to comment on anything that's potentially gay.
You're out.
You threw so much gay sauce this way, dog.
I'm not that man pretty when he cries.
Yeah, multiple times.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, okay.
Brought something out of your eyes, man.
Damn, bro.
You got to calm down, okay. Brought something out of your eyes, man. Damn, bro. You got to calm down, buddy.
Don't break the ice, bro.
Tell you what I saw.
All right, let's get some questions in here.
Let's get somebody in here who hopefully is...
What's going on, man?
Can you hear us?
Hey, what's up?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Can you hear me?
So this is the fella that we talked about last week,
invited Theo out to go fishing in Nashville.
What's up, bro?
I owe you a big apology, first of all,
because we accidentally put your phone number on the episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We just ate some spicy chips, and we've had kind of a tough day.
Spicy makes people gay.
Yeah, I wanted to see, man, if you would still be willing to take me fishing
i'm sorry about the phone number thing man it was an accident and it was my fault but um but yeah i
was gonna come maybe uh into this week or next week if you if you still wanted to go man i'd
love to go one day and also sorry uh if you flip your phone vertical, you'll be able to see Brendan and Theo. There we go.
Holla.
Oh, yeah.
Holla, holla, holla.
Yeah, sorry about that, man.
Yeah, I just wanted to apologize, man.
It was an accident, and if it messed up your phone or anything,
I'll be more than willing to pay for your phone bill or do whatever to help out.
You're fucking right you will, dude.
Give him a new phone.
I would just love to say you have some great fans,
and you also have some real weirdos.
Oh, did you get some weird texts, brother?
Yeah, Ben from South Carolina, definitely a weirdo.
No penis pics.
That's where I was going to draw the line and change my number, but I didn't get any of those.
Did you get any suicidal threats, anything like that?
No, not suicidal.
Theo mentioned I was either a nice guy or a murderer,
and some people were trying to put that to the test,
seeing if I would come kill them.
So it was just some weird stuff, yeah.
Yeah, that's almost Asian in a lot of ways.
Theo, dude, I'm just north of Nashville,
where you've probably been hanging out. Yep. And, yeah, I'm just north of Nashville from where you've probably been hanging out.
Yep.
And, yeah, I'd love to hang out, dude.
We've got some good spots.
Me and one of my buddies love to go.
Just chill out, relax by the water, catch some fish.
So, yeah, that'd be a great time, man.
Yeah, man.
Well, I'll hit you up then.
I'll text you whenever we get done with the show today.
And make sure there's no chicks, right?
Yeah, no chicks probably, but we can talk about them.
We can talk about chicks.
You can show pictures and stuff.
Yeah, we can have them in our heads while we're out there.
But no, man, I'm looking forward to it, dude.
I'd love to get out there and do some fishing, so I appreciate it.
And yeah, man, if you still take me, man, I'll go out there with you guys.
Yeah, this week or next week, just whenever you guys go again.
Yeah, for sure, bro.
That'd be great.
Cool, man. Well, I appreciate it. Yeah, sorry sure, bro. That'd be great. Cool, man.
Well, I appreciate it.
Yeah, sorry again, man.
Yeah, and I guess there's a lot of freaks out there, a lot of perverts.
I know that.
I just left my number accidentally on last week's King of the Skins.
Oh, what happened?
I just put it up on the screen and the screen record.
It was when we were looking at the eggs and it auto-populated the thing.
I had some people hitting me.
I've left mine before.
And I've gotten hundreds of texts from people.
Some,
there's a man that will not leave me alone.
Is it the dude from South Carolina,
Ben?
I don't know.
I haven't looked at the air,
what the area code is,
but,
but yeah,
man,
sorry about that.
And yeah,
I'm looking forward to it,
dude.
So we'll go,
I'll hit you up.
I'll drop you a text whenever I get done.
And we'll go this week or next week, next time you guys are free.
Yeah, sounds good, brother.
All right.
I appreciate it, man.
Thank you for your patience.
See you, man.
Damn.
All right, cheers.
I was going to ask what species of fish they catch there.
Oh, he's still there?
Oh, he's still there?
Just all the bass, man.
Some crappie, maybe.
Oh, shit.
Sweet.
Why don't you boys quit being gay and go noodling?
Get your hands dirty, dog.
Get in there some catfish, man.
Crappie's the ticket.
Who he's in.
I don't know about the gay part, but maybe just...
Yeah, amen.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Noodling only, dude.
Get your shirts off.
Start noodling, dog.
Well, Hannah Barron's going to on uh this past weekend and sometime next month
so maybe not after she sees this maybe we can get her to go uh fishing with us one day
yeah let's do it that'd be awesome that'd be crazy but uh she's doing elk hunting or something
right now damn she's killing elk i guess she's gonna kill everything we should do is when i go
to nashville we drive down and shoot shit with hannah Oh, that'd be crazy. Maybe she'll come up then.
But yeah, man,
I'll hit you up
when we'll go, man.
I'm excited.
I'm ready to go get on some.
My insides are dying.
All right, be good, brother.
Have a good one.
Appreciate you, bro.
Cheers, man.
Thank you.
We could record
a King of the Sting
from Theo's Nashville studio.
Like, we could,
the crew could just be here,
zoom in, have Hannah Barron in the
culture corner. Oh, we could probably do that.
I'm down for that. I could fly in early, too,
if you want to do that.
If I make it, my
insides are in fuego, family.
What? It didn't bother my mouth too bad.
My insides are dying.
Yeah, your mouth. You didn't get that tour.
You ate it fast. Was that your skill?
Yeah.
I didn't do that.
I kind of tried to taste it a little.
Not me.
I deep-throated that thing.
What is wrong with all of y'all, man?
Nothing, bro.
But every time I come back here, dog, I'll be honest, bro.
Y'all be gayer, bro.
That's LA, bro.
Damn, dog.
Y'all need to get out there, dog.
Make sure you vote.
Kathy, only straight one in here, man.
Maybe.
There's no other girls in here.
Theo just made a blind date with some dude that's a fan of his.
Yeah, that was strange.
He's like, yeah, me and my boy take you out now.
He's like, all right, I'll be hitting you up next week, man.
He's like, yeah, that sounds fun.
And I was like, yeah, maybe I should invite a girl.
He's like, nah, don't do that.
You mean a witness?
No way.
I'm a little dizzy.
Are you?
Y'all are straight up bitches, dude.
I didn't say I can't function now.
But y'all need to tighten up, dude.
Here's a guy right here who obviously is doing something at the house.
With a mask on, Doug?
What up, Theo?
What up, Brendan?
Culture Corner.
Nick and Chin.
This is Dre from Lakewood, California.
Dre.
Member of the Thick Boy Walkers Club.
Got a debate club for you or maybe some relationship questions for you.
Quit my job the first week of March to go freelance.
And then two weeks later, the pandemic shut me down.
I got out of California
and I was staying with my girlfriend in Connecticut.
She's taking care of me here when I'm looking for jobs.
It sounds like Nick's freaking history.
I put my clothes in
so I stopped dipping out of my suitcase.
My question is you, should I
quit looking for work and just stay here
and let her take care of me or
continue looking for a job?
You're clearly in an apartment with those blinds, homeboy.
Bring this crap.
This is the one dude doesn't want to see.
Take that right now.
Gang, gang, socks on.
What did he say?
I live in an apartment, Brendan.
Yeah, I know you do, but you choose to live there.
He shouldn't be.
He had no choice.
He shouldn't be milking off his girlfriend in that one-bedroom apartment, dog.
Why don't you add something to the relationship?
Go out and get a job, homeboy.
Yeah, let me tell you this, buddy.
Are you talking to him or me?
Huh?
You're talking to me or him?
You're talking to him.
I'm not sure.
Okay, go.
Fire.
You got to get out there and do something to help out.
You can't be getting up and pretending like you're going to go do a job,
and then your lady leaves and you go get back in the bed.
Play video games all night. You're being lazy, dude. You're going to go do a job, and then your lady leaves, and you go get back in the bed. Play video games all night.
You're being lazy, dude.
You're being nasty.
You can't sleep in your car and think you're going to become a freaking gambler, a regionally successful gambler.
Yeah, don't act like you're part of the Sick Boys walking club because there is not one.
There isn't?
No, it's a fucking bike club, bro.
Yeah, get a bike, man.
Get your shit together, dog.
Don't squash this guy's dreams.
Anything can happen.
Yeah, my bad, dude. Yeah, so I think, yeah, look, anything can bike, man. Get your shit together, dog. Don't squash this guy's dreams. Anything can happen. Yeah, my bad, dude.
Yeah, so I think, yeah, look, anything can happen, man.
Nick figured it out.
Yeah.
Look at Nick.
Shit.
I'm lightheaded.
I'm lightheaded.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did you order this guy, Shamel?
Is this an extra from American History X?
What's going on here?
Bro, this guy looks like Abe Lincoln a little,
doesn't he? But with no hat?
I guess you've never seen him without... Oh, no. Did he have a beard?
He had a beard. Hell yeah, he had a beard.
Theo.
Brandon.
Love you guys.
Got a debate club.
Since Theo always talks about getting
more Mexicans in the NBA.
Amen.
What's the best name?
Got Wancho Herman Gomez, NBA player.
My Panthers, just an NFL draft.
Shout out to Brendan in football.
Just drafted Yator Grosmatos.
I think that's a pretty good name.
Then my favorite rapper.
His name is Hoodrich Pablo Juan.
What's the best name, guys?
And let's get more Mexicans
in the NBA. He doesn't look
Mexican. Who is he? I don't think
he said he was Mexican.
He was not Mexican. He's down. I'm down for it.
But you're Nicaraguan, bro.
Yeah, but also, I'm on
Foos Gone Wild.
Shout out to Foos Gone Wild. I'm on Food's Gone Wild. You are?
Instagram page.
Shout out to Food's Gone Wild.
Shout out to Food's Gone Wild.
That is my favorite Instagram page.
We can just do...
Verify them, by the way.
I'll tell you straight up, bro.
I'm down with fucking Yetro Grosmatos, though.
We can just do Latin names in general.
How about Benito Santiago?
Dude, the most Mexican you can get, bro,
is probably Hector, Hectorector Juantero Cocaine Jr.
Junior.
Dude, I'm going to hit you with this, you fucking
whiteys. How about Jeff
Garcia?
What's heffing?
He's Mexican. Mexican redhead.
Jeff Garcia.
There's a lot of Mexican redheads.
Dude, that's bad fool
You don't know a real fool when you see one
Look at the fool starter kit
Look at him he's Mexican
Oh I got a good Jeff Garcia story
So I was in
Gian Francisco
One of the first and only stops
On the gay train
And he spilled wine on a new shirt First and only stops on the gay train.
And he spilled wine on a new shirt that I just got from Banana Republic.
Why did he spill wine on you?
What were you guys doing?
He fumbled it.
I don't know.
I was drinking wine and he was playing.
Dude, where was this at?
At a nice place, Brendan.
Okay?
I went to a nice place with a friend.
There was a rumor that Jeff was gay for a long time,
but then he came out with a picture of him in some honeys and said, shut the fuck up.
Did they?
Yeah, he had a picture of him in a bunch of honeys.
Brendan, you don't have to curse every time about it.
I'm sorry.
It's because Terrell Owens told Playboy that Jeff Garcia was gay.
And Jeff said, cool.
Oh, my God.
Can you believe that?
And Jeff said, cool, hold my chicks.
And there's a bunch of, there's pictures of him and a bunch of chicks.
Did anybody waste their talent with their mouth more than Terrell Owens, I wonder?
Wasn't he like at the best and then he just all fell apart?
He was really good.
I mean, he kind of just got old.
He was a Hall of Famer.
He was still good on Dallas for his last couple years.
He was good on Philly too.
Went to the Super Bowl. He had one leg and balled out. Yeah, maybe you're right. He was a Hall of Famer. He was still good on Dallas for his last couple years. He was good on Philly, too. Went to the Super Bowl. He had one
leg and balled out.
Yeah, maybe you're right. He was always a diva, though.
He always had problems with all quarterbacks.
He beat the Packers in the 1997 playoffs.
He caught it, and he started crying.
That's my quarterback!
That's my quarterback!
Yeah, he started crying. That's my quarterback!
Yeah. You sound like Tony Romo,
I think, though. Yeah, it doesn't sound like Garcia is the one that's really having some hormonal issues.
100 Pablo Juan?
But I'm going with your boy, Yeter Grosmanos.
Wait a minute.
Hold up.
Shout out.
UCLA has one of the dopest Mexican basketball players, dog.
He's El Futura.
Shout out to Mexican culture.
Shit's tight.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, except for the
Violencia at the Dodgers games
That is not cool
I'm gonna go on record
Right now
If you are Mexican
And you are in the
Upper stands of the Dodgers games
Threatening people up there
Yeah
People that could be
Sitting there high on cocaine
Trying to enjoy the game
And you keep yelling
and then when i say you're gonna kill me then you say or someone's gonna kill you
that ain't cool bro okay way to fuck up your high huh yeah you make my high come down
oh you make my heart dog i'm not feeling good I am not your stomach
huh we complaining though I'm lightheaded I'm getting soft bro no I'm
good you look like me Chloe from blood and blood out thank you mm-hmm y'all are
getting fucking saw foams oh what's that guy again? Ricky Rodriguez? Yeah. All a bunch of cabrons. Yeah.
Cabron.
Who's the UCLA guy, Nicholas?
Oh, he... I think I just closed it.
Shit.
How you feeling over there, Chin?
Awfully quiet.
Dude, I'm actually feeling a little refreshed.
Like, I feel a little refreshed.
It woke you up, right?
There he is, baby.
They say spicy stuff makes you lose weight.
Let me verify that.
Maybe because you don't want to eat anything after.
He should be playing for UCLA right now.
Yeah, that's last year.
Mexico City kid.
Yeah, men's basketball.
Jaime Jaquez.
Right there, junior.
Jaime Jaquez, junior.
Damn, look at him dog balling.
Number four.
Jaime Jaquez.
Yakes?
How do you say that?
Cat?
It's from California.
I have no idea.
Well, the J is an H.
Aquez?
Yeah, I think it's Aquez.
Yummy.
It's from Camarillo.
Yummy.
Aquez Jr.
And he's a straight up G, I heard.
Baller, dog.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he shoots 45%. Dog's got to put them chimichanga heard. Baller, dog. Yeah, he shoots 45%.
Dog's going to put them chimichanga nuts in your face, dog.
I respect it.
He averaged 26 points a game last year.
No way.
No, nine.
Is he still in college?
Oh, yeah, nine.
If he averaged 26, he's going sizzler to the NBA, dog.
He averaged nine.
Minutes.
Oh, 26 minutes.
Ooh.
Sorry.
But he's good, bro.
I'm telling you, bro. Yeah, he seems all right. Dude, first of all. Yeah, 26 minutes. Ooh. Dang, sorry. But he's good, bro. I'm telling you, bro.
Yeah, he seems all right.
Dude, first of all.
Yeah, he's a freshman, bro.
Damn, he's a freshman Mexican dude at UCLA crushing the game.
Yep.
Wait, he's not from Mexico.
He's just Mexican, right?
Well, he's Mexican-American, Kat.
Yeah, he's Mexican.
He's like my kids.
He's like my kids.
He looks like Richie Valens a little bit.
He does. Great set of hair on him
Mexicans have great hair
They do, they have great hair
Like thick curly hair
When they slick it back
My bottom lip is on
Fire
It's coming back kids
There he is right there
Don't need a spicy chip around him
Tell you that right now Do't eat a spicy chip around him. La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Tell you that right now.
Do not eat a spicy chip around him, Bill.
You think Chappelle's gayness was hot?
You think Richie Valens might have been gay?
Oh, yeah.
Man, y'all homophobic.
Nah, y'all homophobic.
What's this, Nick?
We talked when Little Browse joined the Culture Corner
about possibly putting together a King of the Sting
album, and he really
went ham on it, and it's happening.
Dog, I've heard some of the tracks, the one
with him and Chin about Hannah Barron.
It is fan
fucking slaps. Chin get
down on the walls. Oh, man.
All the way to Alabama.
There's some original?
Hannah Barron, yeah.
Oh, he just heard it.
You always leave us wanting more.
There's some original songs by Browse,
and there's a bunch of our favorite submissions from the show.
It's going to drop someplace on vinyl or digital copy late November,
early December.
Wow.
If on November 1st, we're going to open up fire cap the meet me at 20 tier on
our patreon at 500 spots and if you're a patreon member on november 1st you will get the first run
of those uh ship to you wow yeah that's cool and this is the debut album off it uh we filmed it a
couple weeks ago this one's called chapelle lacy it's a good name for a song no brows turn that shit up
chapelle now oh damn got some video vixen
don't say my shit is whack because you sound crazy i got the beat doing flips like Chappelle Lacey Only rocking Vans cause I'm on my skate shit
Riding through the city bumping Oasis
Don't say my shit is whack cause you sound crazy
I got the beat doing flips like Chappelle Lacey
Only rocking Vans cause I'm on my skate shit
Riding through the city bumping Oasis
Shuffling like Chappelle, I'm riding by myself
Staying down the stream.
Don't need nobody else.
I'm balanced on a beam.
I know that.
Oh, okay.
And a big brick showing up.
From 90s rock to pro.
I'm fine.
So get up.
I'm going home.
This emo life is not the same.
Kitty cat.
So I never want to hear you say.
Hey.
Don't say my shit is whack. Cause you sound crazy. Kitty cat. Yep. Hey. Crazy.
Crazy.
Oh, dog.
Damn, look at the bell coming in there.
Yep. Cause you sound crazy I got the beat Doing fast Like a little I got the beat Doing fast Cause I'm on my skate shit
Riding through the city
Bumping Oasis
Nirvana bumping
In the headphones
If you ever thought
That I was
Ready
You look dope
In music videos bro
Check with me
And she's sadder
Than a headstone
Riding down the road
Listening to a
Grateful death song
Yeah
98 degrees
And some sandals, yeah.
And some candles, yeah.
Too much sauce for you to handle, yeah.
Anger management, but it's handled, yeah.
What the fuck?
My bad, dude.
It was a little sauce.
Like, I'm sorry, guys.
Yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead and get back to work.
Just kidding. What the FU-
Look at Nick in the back.
I know, Nick's just living his life.
Living his life.
Oh, they know my name. That's dope. you sound crazy
little brother's so talented Shuffling like Japan Gang, man.
That's shit.
Wasn't that video great?
Yeah, they crushed it.
That's cool, man.
You guys did a great job, man.
So there's more to come of that.
And he mentioned Paul Wall.
Paul Wall, if you want a feature on this album,
hit us up if you're watching.
I'm trying to get Mike Studd on there, too.
Dang. And we want to get Jelly Studd on there, too. Dang.
And we want to get Jelly Roll on another one.
Young Gravy.
Anybody.
Yep.
That'd be crazy, man.
That'd be crazy, man.
If I'm alive to see it, I hope.
I don't feel good.
You don't?
You'll be fine, man.
So we're going to do a limited edition first run, only 1,000 copies.
500 will go to Patreon.
The other 500 will sell.
But it's going to have artwork that
will never be used again if we decide to print more vinyl wow and i'm trying to before i pass
away i'm trying to tighten up i know sorry dude i'm using some tums nope yes where do you train
under man who just carries tums with them i know some people do yeah some people do actually what
i think we should do is a live king the sting with the live musical artist chin little brows you me be sick chappelle where though the
war we can't do that much yeah you can like places in texas wide open yeah nashville is open right
florida wide open live king oh that'd be dope you half me and Theo doing our thing on stage, half live show.
It's like Lollapalooza for cats.
I think it's easier than doing stand-up if we have to use an outdoor venue.
I think it lends itself more to that, the festival feel, so that outdoors could work.
We can rip people's drip in person, videos and shit.
It'd be easy.
Yeah, I think doing something like that would be interesting for sure.
Wouldn't that be fun?
Yeah, it'd be fun.
What's your deal's your festival?
Cats Festival.
You got live music.
Me and Dio doing stand-up and shit.
This is King of the Sting 91.
Maybe we could try to plan it for King of the Sting 100.
Oh.
That'd be about nine weeks.
I'm down.
We'll discuss.
You feeling froggy?
Jump, Nashville boy.
Hey, man.
Where do we do it?
That's the thing. Where do we do it?
That's the thing.
Where do we do it at?
Well, let me figure that out.
If you're down, I'll figure that out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I could drive to somewhere if it's over there, if it's close to here.
I mean, it would be easiest if it was in California probably.
California is too locked down.
You think?
Yeah, I can't do it here.
We could do it.
Amarillo maybe? You could do it in Texas.
You could do it in Nashville, Florida.
Those are the three big ones.
I've always wanted to go to Albuquerque and do something.
Oh.
I haven't been there.
I've done stand-up in Albuquerque.
How long ago?
Three years ago, probably.
Did you do a theater or a club?
It was a casino club.
It was a pretty dope club.
Well, what else?
We got a little bit more time. Let's do a casino club. It was a pretty dope club. Well, what else? We got a little bit more time.
Let's do a debate club.
Let's see what this guy has right here.
He's a young guy who's obviously been dealing with something right here.
Do I know him?
Andrew?
Brennan, Theo, Gang Gang Buzz Buzz.
What up, Chappelle?
Nick, Chin.
Give me that cat hitter.
Got a debate club for you guys.
I think this is a real good one.
Who's the best dancer?
Black guys?
Or girls?
Or Asians?
Black guys.
Chappelle versus Chin.
Get it going.
Why don't we just do that?
Gang, gang, buzz, buzz.
Can you dance?
Debate.
Debate.
I mean, we can play some music if you guys want to dance right here.
We already know who won this battle. Why? I don't think that well jabberwockies though like koreans can dance
bts bts but chin isn't one of those that's like 12 koreans there's a k-pop's huge and
them motherfuckers can dance dance i was given different gifts not dancing i can't move my body
like jabberwockies what do do you think, Kat? How many?
Are you talking about Chin and Chappelle or black people versus Asian? Black versus Asian.
As a mass.
I think black people naturally dance better, but Asians, if they practice, then yeah.
If they have like choreography, they kind of train, then them.
They have the discipline.
But I think naturally black people just kind of.
Black people have rhythm.
They have rhythm.
They have a soul.
Asians have work ethic.
They're going to beat them into those pop, lock, and drop.
And different dances, too.
Because breakdancing, I would say Asians all skyrocket.
It's big in Korea.
Yeah, yeah.
Great dancing.
But like hip hop, hip hop is black.
The Red Bull breakdancing competition.
And do y'all, what is it?
Where did it come from?
I know.
Thank you.
Rock and roll, too. Culture vultures. What is it? Where did it come from? I know. Thank you.
Rock and roll, too.
Culture vultures.
Did black people teach Korean people how to dance?
Yep.
Culture vultures. When, though?
Where?
Or some Koreans probably, like, when breakdancing first popped off,
they probably looked at it and was like, damn, that's kind of dope.
Yeah, inspired.
It just, like, evolved.
I think they just took it to another like level like
culture i could maybe see some of that i just don't know if there was like a ship of korean
people that went to africa and taught i'm just happening with chinese people right now in africa
yeah apparently the biggest like interracial couple over in africa right now are uh the
chinese and africans that's hot damn so there's a lot of Blazions over there now.
Can you Google that Nick?
Chinese African couples?
Hot.
There's a lot, who's a Blazion?
Who's a famous Blazion?
Karrueche.
Tiger Woods.
Tyga.
Tyga's part Vietnamese.
Wait, Tyga the rapper?
Yeah, his mom is half Vietnamese, half black.
Oh, really?
But that dick all black.
Yo. All right, dog. dick all black alright you didn't see the you ain't on the only fans
account then of tiger
you would know he's back in heat
he has an only fans account
he put his big old ding-a-ling on there
he put his full ding-a-ling on there no way he put his full ding-a-ling on
we did tiger and it's good see i didn't say that kind of shit yeah but it's worse just not yeah
but you eat a spicy chip you're gonna start saying different things yeah look i ain't taking
you to prison home i'll tell you that. Oh, Benson Henderson.
Yep.
Han Hyun Min.
Benson Henderson?
Did we just talk to him?
Nah.
What?
He's a fighter, right?
He's a rival of Michael Chandler's.
Oh, he is?
They fought a couple times. Bruno Mars?
He lost twice, too.
I don't think he's black, though.
No, Bruno Mars isn't black.
He's Puerto Rican and Filipino.
That Will Demps guy, he's like super handsome.
All the girls I knew.
He was a safety for the Baltimore.
I mean, that's an old school reference.
But he's good looking.
Hyde's Ward was sweet.
Again, old school reference.
Hyde's Ward fat as fuck now, dog.
He was always kind of thick, right?
Yeah.
He was the best blocking wide receiver of all time.
All right.
Straight up.
There's a girl right now.
Her name is Joyce Rice.
Black and Korean.
She's gorgeous.
Joyce Rice?
Joyce Rice.
What's she look like?
You can Google it.
Just kind of imagine it, bro.
Joyce Rice.
Karuchi takes the cake as far as baddies who are half black, half Japanese.
Kurochi?
Ooh, good culture.
Joyce Rice, come on down.
Dang, the Price is Rice.
Damn.
The Price is Rice.
How's that not a game show, huh?
Whose Rice is it anyways?
You feel me?
No.
You're not feeling that?
No, that's not that good.
The Price is Rice is better. Nah, it's
too easy. Whose rice is it anyways,
dude? That's a show about starvation.
No.
They gotta fight for food.
I think that's the Hunger Games.
No? The Price is
Rice. Come on down.
Brendan, who was the one you said?
Carucci. She's so
She's the one that dated Chris Brown.
She's dating
Chris.
No, that's Meg's Italian.
It's Karuchi. K-A-U-R-E
Nick spelled Koochie.
I know, right?
It is way off.
What bothers me is that
it spelled it for him.
It's already in the system.
K-A-R K-A-R-U-C-H.
There we go.
K-A-R-U-C-H. K-A-R-U-C-H.
You better educate yourself, Nick.
She's modest.
She'll thought it up.
You keep going.
Yeah, she'll thought it.
She's pretty modest She's out of Thaiganistan
Yeah she's pretty man
She was Chris Brown's girl forever
But she's
She's with Cruz
Tom Cruise?
No Victor Cruz
Who's that?
Retired
Oh he's a really cool guy
Yeah retired Giants receiver
Yeah first team all zaddy No, Victor Cruz. Who's that? Retired Giants. Oh, he's a really cool guy. Yeah, retired Giants receiver.
Oh.
Yeah, first team all zaddy.
Well.
Well.
Well.
Whose rice is it anyways?
The rice is rice.
I feel like Drew Carey sold his soul to do that show.
He's great at it. He's probably living his life.
You'll do it all the time.
Yeah, I think you definitely. Come on down just every fucking day. You's great at it. He's probably living his life. You do it all the time. Yeah, I think you definitely...
Come on down! Just every
fucking day. You have to love it.
No. You gotta love money. I think you would
lose it after a while. The first
two weeks, he's like, oh, this is a cool gig. I can do this.
By week four, he's like, fuck, dude.
He seems pretty affable, though. He just gets to, like,
joke around with the people and stuff.
And if they want it, it's a new car!
Like, you gotta be that guy. Yeah. He's a great tipper, by people and stuff. If they want it, it's a new car. It's going to be that guy.
He's a great tipper, by the way.
I worked at a hotel.
He tipped for anything.
You gave him directions.
That's not Price is Right money, yo.
I've got to start tipping more.
I tip a lot.
I'm a good tipper, but I just need to tip more often.
If I see somebody, just tip them, I guess.
You've got to put a giant amount so then it goes viral.
Like, deal on, like $2,000 for a pregnant Waffle House waitress.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You like Waffle House?
I like it, yeah.
I will have it.
That's cool.
I haven't had it in a minute.
I take the kids over there because they don't get out of line because there's too much shit going on in the joint, you know?
Somebody else is already, there's already an adult that's out of line and so the kids are like oh you know if i
throw a fit in here it doesn't matter that guy's got a gun you know yeah that guy's eating his
waffles with two guns you know pop pop so it's different but is that it kids that's it uh i'm
back on the road i'm'm in Phoenix early November.
I think first week of November, Phoenix stand-up live.
And I'm in Nashville in November.
Hey, man, bro.
Nashville, dog.
Next Thursday.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
I'm in Tampa.
This weekend?
Side splitters, yeah.
October 15th through the 18th.
Tickets are on chapellacy.com.
Tonight. Fancy. Tonight you'll be chapellelacy.com. Tonight.
Fancy.
Tonight you'll be at SideSplitters.
Splitting sides.
Splitting sides.
Splitting sideways.
Boys in the day.
Hey, splitting sideways.
Don't eat spicy food.
Yeah.
I don't know where I'm going to be, but you can find me.
You can find me in St. Louis.
I do need to go to St. Louis.
I haven't been there in a long time.
Ooh, I don't want to.
We'll see, man.
I got to find some spots to go.
We'll see.
I'm going to do some shows in Nashville, but I just don't know where yet.
That's all I got.
Bye, Doug.
Gang.
Gang.
Brendan and Theo, fighter in weight.
I got to go in and go hard in the paint.
I do not think.
I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready in the paint I do not think, I am in flow
Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go
I need a sponsor, I am a monster
About to open up with this at my concerts
Flow is contagious, brows are outrageous
Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous
Damn, hungry like I'm fresh off keto
Seeing red like Andrew Santino
Every song I hit like the great Bambino
Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos
But, everything's gonna be fine
Hate on me, I do not mind
Theo looking like the type of dude
That got a pack of matches
In his pockets at all times
They sliding into my DMs
A couple of you tried
But couldn't beat him
Quit playing like Nintendo DS
You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz
Meaning y'all edible
Just got my eyebrows threaded
And I'm feeling incredible
Brennan's son hit me up
He said it's too loud in the club Can you pick me up? King and the sting. King and the sting. King
and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. Got the bees in the trap. Got the cheese on a string. King and the sting. King and the sting.
King and the sting.
King and the sting.
King and the sting.
King and the sting.
Got the bees in a trap.
Got the cheese on a string.