The Golden Hour - Episode 96: Cholas R Us

Episode Date: November 20, 2020

Everyone shares what they're Thankful For, welcome in a "Baby Unique" to the Culture Corner, and talk Nick's Loud Tank Top, Cat's Dating Life, Ethnic Balding Issues, Celebrity Str...ip Club Sightings, Mexican Girls, Snake Bites and much more!Kats Merch - https://KATSmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Marine Raiders Marine Space Force Oh the Green Berets I don't know which one I'd rather I get kinda seasick after a while dude And if I'm going to countries on a boat I'm gonna end up buying coke man
Starting point is 00:00:09 Whereas if I'm just stuck at a base Then I probably will be able to relax Suck a level seat, fam We should do Have you ever done a You do a lot of coke or no? No Oh
Starting point is 00:00:21 Gang gang Buzz Boat Back off my broccolini Get your life together It is Don't touch me bro I'm not touching you dude Y'all Y'all
Starting point is 00:00:33 Forgetting Thanksgiving It's coming up Oh it is Yeah yeah What are you thankful for? Huh? Well Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful
Starting point is 00:00:42 What are you thankful for? What are you thankful for? Let's start with Nick What are you thankful for? Let's start with Nick. What are you thankful for, Nick, besides no shoulders in that tank top? Oh, my God, dude. You're going to sell less tank tops. My trips are huge. First of all, dude, dang.
Starting point is 00:00:59 I'm thankful for a job that I love with coworkers who respect me. Nick can also cornrow his arms. I want to let that be known. Oh, my God, Nick. And Brendan looks like Fat Damon in Goodwill Hunting. Goodwill Hunting, guys. Okay, dude. My fourth grade teacher asked me if I shaved my arms on purpose
Starting point is 00:01:21 to make them grow back further because they were so hairy. Really? Fourth grade, you had a problem? Yeah, this is like less. I feel like I've lost some. Did you have a mustache in high school? No, no, no. No facial hair. You're that kid with the mustache in high school and a fucking Trans Am? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Lots of weird spots springing up nowadays, though. Yeah. The wings. You got the Mondraloski shoulders? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn. Hey, man, man. What are you thankful for, Theo?
Starting point is 00:01:44 Let me see. I'm thankful that I'm still alive. I'm thankful that I have blood in my body. Thankful for indoors. Thankful for outdoors. Thankful for my car. Thankful for... Do you have a car in Nashville?
Starting point is 00:02:01 No, I don't. So, my car here. Sometimes car. Thankful for long sleeves, short sleeves. That's a dope hoodie. Thankful for, yeah, this new hoodie. So this will be coming out, I think, November 20th, I think. Get that hitter.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Get that hitter, baby. We got a whole hitter line coming out. So what else? What are you thankful for, Chappelle? You know, I'm thankful for my relationship with my girlfriend love is tight really great thankful for my relationship with my biological father because it's so new yeah he's great how new is that amen uh it's been four years okay yeah yeah i mean come on don't judge his relationship i thought you were gonna going to say like four months, some shit like that.
Starting point is 00:02:45 No, I mean, that's. Brendan over here showboating with his dad his whole life over here. I know, right? Yeah. Unreal, Brendan. No, I'm just. Even four years is kind of dope. I mean.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Yeah, I mean, yeah. There's so much to learn. Four years is a long time. I'd expect this out of Chan, dude. Nick doesn't even know his father. Yeah. You don't know your dad? No.
Starting point is 00:03:02 No, do you think he would know his dad and wear that? That made us hurt. That's what I'm talking about. That made us... We're going to beat your ass, Brendan. Oh, yeah. Fat Patrick going.
Starting point is 00:03:14 That tank top makes you look like when Trump lost, you kicked your TV. It's all love, man. Give me that window love. There you go, bro. Just like in prison, huh? Yeah, just like in prison. Unbelievable, man. me that window love there you go bro just like in prison huh yeah just like i was gonna ask you if i can bring one of these tvs home i need a new one i did think of this going oh i was just saying it's i mean four years in comparison to like
Starting point is 00:03:37 your whole life no i feel you being in i love your dad he's great he loves you guys too he talks about you guys a lot yeah he was so dad. Yeah, man. He looks handsome. He was so excited. He's handsome, too, for his age, man. And I don't think he realized, like, how dope y'all were and stuff like that. Because he just saw, like, he likes y'all. Because we're assholes on the show. He's just like, these white boys are crazy.
Starting point is 00:03:59 That's fair. It's fair. And that is fair. Yeah. Well, we love you, man. And I'm thankful for you guys, man. Because, I mean, really, like, you know, jumping on during the pandemic and, you know, it's been great for me, so.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Well, we love you, bro. Yeah, I love you, too. Happy Thanksgiving, man. Yeah. Cat. Almost. I am thankful for my health. I am also thankful that I have managed to be single for a year.
Starting point is 00:04:22 That was a big goal of mine last year. Really? I thought you had a man. Yeah, I'm dating someone, but like I... You're not wifed up. Yeah, I'm not wifed up. Like, that's not my boyfriend. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:33 I just thought that after I got out of my... Yeah, as he learns about that right now. He's all, what? He knows. No, I thought I was going to get into a relationship like right after my last one so i told myself i wasn't gonna get a boyfriend for at least a year i hit like the year mark so it's good wow game on now it's a lot better it's pretty incredible the cat is loose in 2021 huh maybe
Starting point is 00:04:59 2020 wasn't a good year for dating that Spay that cat. 2020 is tough. That's tough during quarantine. Trying to meet people. 2020 is tough if you're single. And then the election, like, I don't want to date anyone during this time. No. Yeah, you don't want anybody to see your election face. Yeah. You can't have that.
Starting point is 00:05:16 It's kind of hard. That's like a relationship thing. You only show your election face to, like, someone you're with. You know? Like your boyfriend, your girlfriend. People can be different relationship, different, uh, believe political beliefs and, uh, and being the same and being a relationship depends how into, I don't know. It depends how into it they are. It really depends.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Yeah. Cause like my, me and my dad are completely opposite when it comes to politics. And we just, you can't even brush. If you brush it, it's like a wildfire. And then we can't even talk. Damn. He'll go weeks without talking to me. Oh, yeah. So I don't even touch on it. He'll say something like, yeah, that's crazy. You see the Broncos game, though?
Starting point is 00:05:51 He's like, yeah, it's all the Broncos. And I keep trying to come back to it. Oh, he's trying to pick a fight. You can't even share your feelings. He writes like, I love you in hot dogs on the ground outside of your house. And the go-to with him is whenever he says something I don't agree with, I go, is he John Elway anymore?
Starting point is 00:06:07 Ooh. Are they friends? No. He's just around town. He's a Denver legend. John Elway? Yeah. He, um...
Starting point is 00:06:15 Set of teeth on him. Yeah. I think somebody said he got hair implants recently. Oh, I'm sure. Why not? Everyone's doing that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:23 I think they're getting better now. I would just let myself go bald. I was telling my brother. But also, black guys look good bald. That's fair. Black guys, like if you're bald. Or I think if you have darker skin, you look good bald. Black guys look dope bald.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Like white guys kind of look like an asshole bald. Jeff Bezos looks a lot better bald, though. Yeah. You've never seen him with a full set of hair. I don't think he's seen him with a full set of hair. If you went Jeremy Piven hair, though, or if you went Lewis Hamilton, who's a black dude who got fucking hair implants, his shit is dope. Who's Lewis Hamilton? Lewis Hamilton.
Starting point is 00:06:53 He's like the best musical? No, he's the best F1 driver of all time. Bro, no one talks about this dude's hair. His hair was completely gone. He's going bald. He has cornrows now. Damn. How did he do that? Because he has a billion dollars. So the hair implants are expensive. He's going bald. He has cornrows now. Damn. How did he do that?
Starting point is 00:07:05 Because he has a billion dollars. So the hair implants are expensive. I don't know. I don't get, but if you think about this, if you're LeBron or you're Trump, how do you not call up his doctor? Like, look at that. Trump's got hair. Trump's hair's terrible.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Well, here's what happened with Trump. He has a comb over. Here's the low key. What I heard that happened with Trump was that he got the hair implants In the beginning when it wasn't like A good way to do it They put it in like chunks They put it in like chunks in different spaces So sometimes you'll see like from an angle
Starting point is 00:07:34 You'll be able to see like one of the spaces Where the chunk of hair was installed And I think once you do it If it doesn't take it, it fucks it up Then you can't go back Like Brian did it, he has a scar back here Rogan did it, he has a scar back here I didn't know you couldn't take it, it fucks it up. Then you can't go back. Like Brian did it. Brian did it. He has a scar back here. Rogan did it. He has a scar back here.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I didn't know you couldn't get it done again. I think there's an issue with it. I don't know. Listen, I'm worried about it. I need less hair. I've had it done. Oh, really? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:56 You have? Yes, you could just ask me if you have any questions. Yeah, you did a King of the Sting episode like right after. Yeah, your hair was juicy. It was like dripping blood. His face was jack hair was juicy it was like dripping blood his face was jacked oh my face was jacked up do you see the pictures after that no oh why do you do a facelift too huh no they inject all this stuff the saline solution in your head and then it runs down into your face bro oh my god you have great hair i don't know why you got good right there first of
Starting point is 00:08:21 all you look like a klingon we just wait bro look at the end wait to first of all. You look like a Klingon. Just wait, bro. Look at the end. Wait to the end. Oh, yeah. Your face looks as fat as mine. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What? He does look like a Klingon.
Starting point is 00:08:33 You look like a Klingon. You look like you're going to transform into a werewolf. Damn. You guys ever seen Ghostbusters? I think he looks like that scary painting from Ghostbusters. Oh, that painting. He does. Yeah. I don't know why you do that, theory of a ton of hair yeah Brendan you're guessing
Starting point is 00:08:50 you don't look at my hair and you just guess for the long time I thought it was a wig oh my god evil guy oh it's definitely spooky bro cuz you start to feel like you're it just gets like weird hurry and happy, bro, because you start to feel like it just gets weird over here. And heavy. Oh, bro. So they give you a shot? So they inject all this solution into your head so that they can, I guess, so they're not performing right up on your bone and stuff,
Starting point is 00:09:16 because they take hairs out of the back and they just put them in the front. It's literally like gardening. You take something out of one place and put it into another place like the guy who did it for me is uh is um is also he used to do organ transplants and so next thing you know irrigation right yeah uh yeah so that's like holes and bringing it up through the holes right or no well so yeah i mean irrigation i think is yeah, making sure that. Like, everything's breathing and growing, right? Yeah, I think it's like.
Starting point is 00:09:49 I don't fucking know. Aeration? Aeration? Yeah. Aeration? Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's like that, man. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:09:55 It's like a Brazilian butt lift, but for your head. Yeah, it might be, but they put hair in there. Yeah. So, they just take them out of the back. They just don't take a big strip. They used to cut a big strip and then sew that. And that's where the scar., like Rogan has that scar. Yeah, I was wondering why he had that scar.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Like Ving Rhimes off of Pulp Fiction. Yeah. Ving Rhimes, dude. And they also take just, now they just go in and scoop out every other hair kind of over a larger period. It doesn't hurt. It does hurt. But you're like, you can eat like Pan Express and just you're on pills. Now, how often do you have to do it?
Starting point is 00:10:25 Is it just one time only? Yeah, you can do it one time only, but you could do it two times only. If you're trying to be fly, you got to do it every other weekend. But I'm going to do it again, I think. Why? You have a problem, dude. No, I don't. You have a shit ton of hair.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I lost a lot of hair, Brendan. He has a lot of hair, Nick. He's got a little body dysmorphia, hair dysmorphia, I think. It looks great, man. I lost some hair and it fucking landed on Nick. Has he lost hair, Nick? He's got a little body dysmorphia, hair dysmorphia, I think. It looks great, man. I lost some hair and it fucking landed on Nick. Landed on Nick's shoulders and forearms. Nick got a hair transplant on his forearms. Nick looks like a surfer in Iceland.
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Starting point is 00:14:52 Cat's going to stay. Oh, wow. You're staying, Cat. Cat's going to stay here. I'm going to be 10 today. Oh, wow. I'm Asian. Is that a little boy?
Starting point is 00:15:01 That's Asian today. A little python. Oh, wow. That is beautiful. Can you move that mic over a little bit closer to her, Cat? Do you mind? It's an Asian today. It's a little python. Oh, wow. That is beautiful. Can you move that mic over a little bit closer to her, Kat? Do you mind? You got it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:09 You look like the girl from Training Day. Do you get that? I don't know. Who's that? We'll have to bring her up. Who is the girl from Training Day? Are you talking about Eva Mendes? Nope.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Nope. Which one? The younger girl? No, the one in the gang that killed. Oh, no. Not Training Day. Sorry. Who cares? No. You're going to care. End of watch. The one in the gang that killed. Oh, no, not training day. Sorry. Who cares?
Starting point is 00:15:26 No, you're going to care. End of Watch. Oh, good movie. Do you know the girl in End of Watch who kills them and laughs? Yes. Yep. Okay. Nick, will you come to the mic?
Starting point is 00:15:39 Is okay on her. We just want to make sure that we can hear you. Will you say something hello testing are you really mexican as mexican as they come from where awesome i'm from here but your parents yeah my mother is mexican oh that's cool mexican and native american dang okay yeah because yeah we try to culturize the show some and get more culture in here. And so how have you, what is it? How, what is it like? Like, what do you, how much is that snake Mexican? Yes, this is a Mexican.
Starting point is 00:16:18 That's a Tijuana boa. I knew it when I saw it, when it came in. I heard you guys had a little perro from Mexico. We did have a little perro. Yeah, Guadalupe. Yeah, Guadalupe. Yeah, he'd be farting. Yeah, he's from another country. Yeah, he stinks. We don't trust him.
Starting point is 00:16:31 So is it interesting growing up and being Mexican, like in America, or is it kind of just normal? Does it feel like anything different do you feel like? I think any place you'll face struggles no matter who you are, but for me, for sure, growing up in America as a Chicana, as I like to say I am, because I'm Mexican-American, really. It was still a struggle. Like, yes, I'm American, and yes, I'm a Mexican. And somehow I don't really fit in either categories.
Starting point is 00:16:57 But that's okay with me. I like being me. Wow. There you go. And do you do ask something? No, I do not. I'm scared of snakes. I just don't want to get bit.
Starting point is 00:17:10 She doesn't bite. You have the Cortez's on. That's like Air Force Ones, you know, for Mexicans. That's their shoe. Now, do you watch Foos Gone Wild, the Instagram? I love Foos Gone Wild. Okay, good. I love it.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Yeah, I'm Mexican, too. They got verified, though. They got verified. They did get verified. It, good. I love it. Yeah, I'm Mexican too. They got verified though. They got verified. They did get verified. It's official. They got verified. And how has 2020 been for you during this pandemic? Crazy enough.
Starting point is 00:17:32 In your line of work. Really? It's been my best year. It's been popping. Really? Chicano, popping. Yeah, I've been popping all over the place. I just got off a film set doing art department and wardrobe and been doing music all year.
Starting point is 00:17:45 I released an EP. What? Did you really? Yeah. Yeah, if you want to pull it up, yeah. Fucking pull it up, Nick. I got my links and my Instagram there. You can go to Spotify if you'd like.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Do you have a music video or not yet? You know what? I'm working on one. Oh, wow. So I'm happy to share that with you guys. And Baby Unique, how did you get in all of this, Baby Unique? I've been doing it my whole damn ever-loving life. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Come on, dude. Yes, here in this goddamn ever-loving city. Amen. You're in L.A. City of Angels. What's your Spotify name? Baby Unique. Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Right there with the black and white, yes. Oh, got that Selena vibes with the black and white. Is that what you're going for? The living Selena. They call her the living Selena. Todos los años para Selena. Yeah. Órale.
Starting point is 00:18:30 And what kind of genre music is it? Well, you're about to hear it. It's like an urban, megatone mix of hip hop and everything else that I love. Oh, Chappelle's feeling it. Hey! Chappelle's Mexican at heart. That's really what it is. Love it.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Hey! And do you make the beats as well? I do sometimes. I did produce one track on this album totally by myself, and the rest of it was a collaboration with my producer, Rusty Santos. Oh, wow. Rusty Santos? Yeah, Santos.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Most of the people you hang out with, do you have, like, do you have, like, a lot of Mexican friends, or what kind of friends do you have? I've got a diverse mix of everybody in my life for sure. I live with my two best friends and they're black. They're definitely not Mexican, but, you know, just anyone who wants to be around. Dark Mexican right there. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:19:34 They're in the same boat for sure. If you're looking for a fourth roommate, holla. And do you ask something, Brendan? You're not helping me. Keep going. So you have a bunch of hustles. So you do music. What else?
Starting point is 00:19:48 Snake charmer? I'm a snake charmer, yes. I work on film sets sometimes. I'm a dancer in many respects. Oh, where do you dance at? Well, I used to dance at Cheetos in Hollywood. Yeah, I'm familiar with it. What is that?
Starting point is 00:20:02 I actually did stand-up there. You did stand-up there? I did This Not Happening at Cheetahs. No way. And is it a men's club? Something like that. Cabaret kind of? Cabaret, if you will.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Definitely no nudity, but we've got a full bar and girls dancing in bikinis. Well, that was at Cheetahs. That was at Cheetahs, baby. And in that type of environment, do they get, oh, that's Cheetahs? Yep, you see the strip bar? Oh, that is Cheetahs. That's cool. You see the strip bar? That is cheetahs. That's cool. I miss it so much.
Starting point is 00:20:28 That was my big break, as people say. And you do miss it? I do. I mean, like, I'm happy to say I'm retired from dancing. I don't want to do it again. That's fine. Was it fun, though? I feel like it would be fun.
Starting point is 00:20:38 It was fun, especially at cheetahs. Like, that was, like, where I wanted to be. That was my, when I started, I was like, that's where I want to go. I want to go work at cheetahs. And I finally got there. And I worked there for three months and then it got bought out and turned into something else and what's that journey like like so some of the first places you worked at to get to yeah because like we all have like stages we want to get on like we want to get on the laugh factory we want to get on the comedy store you know yeah
Starting point is 00:20:58 what were some of the other places you started out at you have to audition correct at these other places Theo's talking about you have to audition yes because a lot of my family used to dance so i'm definitely familiar with the with the circuit you know okay i used to have some friends that dance too so we're both familiar with it i'm glad you guys are so supportive yay oh yeah i'm happy to be here um i've donated quite some money there have you really okay oh well support local business right yeah um so i started dancing at seventh vale and i was actually filming a music video there that never came out but we were filming it and my friend worked there that's how i got it and so her manager was there too and she was like you want to you want to try this out you got the whole outfit because you're doing the video so get up
Starting point is 00:21:42 there girl yeah might as well and i couldn't do shit like i had those videos still you can see me doing god damn oh i wish you had when you say you had those brendan when you say you couldn't do anything young lady do you mean you couldn't do any dance moves you didn't know any dance moves the pole's a real talent yeah i didn't know how to dance in that style like i love dancing to music in the way that I want to and feeling it and moving to the beat or whatever, but there's a specific style when it comes to that. I'm sure you guys can understand. Almost a trance, right?
Starting point is 00:22:12 Huh? Almost like a trance. It's like a slow, seductive, like, yeah, you're trying to hypnotize everybody in the room. Yeah, it works. And it works. And it works. It does.
Starting point is 00:22:23 I'm hypnotized by other dancers all the time so and can you bring a snake on stage can you bring animalia out there with you baby unique you know what if cheetahs was still the way it used to be i probably could have honestly sounds like cheetahs is the wild west a little bit it was it was so cool you could do whatever you want anything you want if you had a plan to i don't know dress up as a cowgirl and have a little fake gun on stage you could do that or pretend like you were robbing the place no actually i'm referencing a girl named malice she used to work there she's a very famous dancer still to this day and she did that yeah she pretend to rob the place everybody yeah no yeah well she wouldn't do all that but she'd play like
Starting point is 00:22:58 a crazy song and then like have a ski mask on and a fake gun in her hand and like you know be acting like wild pointing at people you know stuff now it like I said it was bought out by these people I think I forget what the name of the place is but it's like a very what's the name of that place it's not a strip club anymore it is a strip club but it's like a different kind of yes that's a better way to put it. I think Amazon bought it. Probably. You're right. Be live.
Starting point is 00:23:28 That's who bought it. Be live. Be live. Be live. Yeah. And are there things you miss about that industry that just were a lot of fun? I'm sure some of the camaraderie, the teamwork, stuff like that. Some of the regulars.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I don't know about the regulars. They can all honestly, you know. You're creepy, huh? No tea, no shade, but y'all can go do whatever the hell you do. Honestly, I'm doing. Tell these hoes
Starting point is 00:23:50 what a regular is. A regular is a person who comes through nearly every day and likes to involve themselves because they're there so often. They think they have some sort of opinion
Starting point is 00:24:00 on the place. Also known as Nick Davis. Saddle up at Sniffer's Row. That's what they call it and what type of is it all men or is it lesbians as well in there and be honest with me it just depends there's couples in there too regular like straight couples come in there and they want to see girls together and get dances with girls together there's like friends groups of friends just coming to chill and is it it is there extracurriculars as well people try to you know get the girls that go in and do wild stuff outside of the party
Starting point is 00:24:30 yes sir yes sir they try to get the girls in the boom boom room but i don't think that really ever happened at cheetahs honestly really even during the wild west days like if i can put a ski mask on i can't get a hand up the whole purpose of that place was the girls get to make their own rules so most of the time they're like you no, I don't want to do this. I'm not going to do it. And if they did, I wouldn't know. I don't ask anyone's business. It wasn't my thing.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Right. I didn't do it. And did you ever meet a man there that you dated for a long time? Not for a long time, but certainly shortly. Amen, honey. Shortly indeed. Story of my life, you know, even though I'm straight. So what else do you have to ask?
Starting point is 00:25:09 Because we're just excited because we try to have diverse people, just more different people in here. Were you surprised about the election? Because Trump got more Latino votes than. Oh, I was hella surprised by that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not surprised. There's a lot of fucking Latinos that are Trump fans, man.
Starting point is 00:25:24 They want to get away from communism. That's what they ran away from you know i think you're thinking about the asians who voted for trump no he had the highest latino vote that he's ever had that is true i latinos especially in miami like cubans and shit they they voted like jubonos jory masvidal i think helped he like won florida Trump, I feel like. I mean, that's a heavy accusation, but yeah, maybe. I mean, he was doing well. He's a celebrity in Miami amongst Cubans. And yeah, he was just, like you said, railing against socialism down there, and it worked.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Now, tell me about Sylvia. That is a boa constrictor. No, this is a python, a ball python. It's a Tijuana python, maybe. Yeah. Okay, so like I said, i was just on set doing art department and wardrobe and she was a part of that they had me go get her for this youtube shoot or whatever and they were like you know you could keep her afterwards and that was that made me light up
Starting point is 00:26:17 it was honestly hell but this is the best thing that came out really yes so so the the that snake lives with you now yeah she's my baby now. And you feed her mice? I've only had her since Friday. You're not supposed to feed them for two weeks. But yeah, I will be feeding her mice. You're not supposed to go to a pet market with the mice. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:26:35 And can it glow in the dark or anything like that or no? No, but you know, she's a little iridescent in the sun. She doesn't bite? No, not yet. Not yet. She's too baby. I used to work with a guy that would go lay on the concrete with his shirt off after it rained out there. Very snake-like.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Like a snake, kind of. Yeah, I encounter a bunch of snakes myself. Get that heat. A co-worker. They call it a co-worker. We have a lot of snakes in L.A. This is a video that I sent in last week. Especially at Cheetos, am I right?
Starting point is 00:27:01 Yes. We're going to jump into some episode here, baby unique. And this is a man right here that could have been me, but it isn't. Yeah, we just take some topics. Feel free to jump in. It's about a bunch of nonsense. Fans just submit questions. It's fun.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Okay. I'm with it. What's up, Brennan? What's up, Theo? This is Evan from Alabama. Brennan, I'm probably going to be joining the Thinkboy bi club pretty soon because, you know, Papa's getting a little chubby. Welcome. Anyway, I got the bi club.
Starting point is 00:27:30 So I was in the Army. Rest in peace, Shelby Jones. And my uncle was in the Navy. And I was wondering who y'all got, Army versus Navy. Football game's coming up, so everybody's going to be, you know,
Starting point is 00:27:45 talking trash and all that. So anyway, I appreciate y'all boys. Y'all get me through the work week. And gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz, young man. Come on now. Go Navy, dog. Only Navy up in here.
Starting point is 00:27:57 My papa was in the Navy. Really? Yeah. Grandpa was in the Army. Come from a military family, but it's go Navy around here. You look like a little Navy guy right now. Yeah, I'll be your sailor hey oh okay i'm not even on a boat sir okay so um i'm gonna say that
Starting point is 00:28:14 you know army here's the thing man we all know the marines do the real heavy lifting okay the grunts yeah and then the army navy comes in navy seals army green rangers party what else uh you got the the army rangers you got the navy seals you got the air force marine raiders marine space force oh the green berets yep space force yeah i mean they're all great who am I cheering for? I don't know which one I'd rather I get kind of seasick after a while dude And if I'm going to countries on a boat I'm going to end up buying coke man
Starting point is 00:28:52 Whereas if I'm just stuck at a base Then I probably will be able to relax Suck a level seat You do a lot of coke or no? No I know where to find it I said I know where to find it Well I'm going to have to end the communication there
Starting point is 00:29:06 because my friend has a problem I'll take it back If you find it That's enough of that He smelled it on you when you walked in What can I say? I'm a Mexican, sorry Do Mexicans do a lot of cocaine you think?
Starting point is 00:29:23 Cocaina I don't know about that I would say in my community the problem that we had was more like meth. So, amphetamines. Wait, where are you from again? I'm from Lincoln Heights here in Los Angeles. Where's that at? It's like border of East LA and kind of Highland Park, Pasadena area.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Okay. And do, I never thought Mexican people did meth. Do they really? I mean, it was just in my community and it was like my family members so that's kind of what i'm referencing right meth's more of a lower income thing is it yes they call it uh broken windows right it's huge where i'm from in arizona i think meth is big everywhere in all ethnicities white boys love meth that's true that's why they're missing those teeth and shit that's true now is there a kind of a drug if you notice have you ever been around
Starting point is 00:30:04 men that are trying to have sex or do sex? And do you think that these men, what's their drug of choice if they're getting involved in that type of behavior? Would it be like Amali, maybe Ecstasy?
Starting point is 00:30:13 Is it meth? What are they trying to do? You can't go to a strip club on meth. Brendan, I'm asking her. I feel like they're usually drunk, I think is what it really is. I feel like if you're on coke,
Starting point is 00:30:22 you can't really get harder, cum or anything like that. So probably drunk. I feel like if you're on coke, you can't really get harder cum or anything like that. So probably drunk. I would assume. I don't know. Maybe they're high. Probably mostly either high or drunk. Most of the people.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I figured. Those are the only options also. Yeah. Only legal options. Or if you're a real professional at the strip club, you come in sweats, do a little molly and have a great time. You know that. I've definitely seen that once or twice. Oh, yeah. And if your guy's in sweats, he little molly and have a great time you know that i've definitely seen that once or twice oh yeah you and if your guy's in sweats he's there for one thing and who was
Starting point is 00:30:50 who was one of the bigger celebrities that came to the cheetahs you feel like a regular besides john lovett what's his name i don't think i caught him but um what's his name? He's one of the Sprouse twins. I believe it was Dylan. I believe it was Dylan. Sprouse? The cooler one. Oh, those younger kids. Oh, some Disney stars up in there, huh?
Starting point is 00:31:14 Some Disney stars. He would bring his friends all the time. He's a real sweetie. He was like, you know. Did he tip well? Always cheering us on. Yeah, him and his friends always tipped well. And they would never say anything disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:31:23 They were always like, look at you go, girl. Yeah. I bet he wish he kept some of that money, though. Huh? I bet he wish he kept never anything disrespectful. They're like look at you go girl again I wish you kept some of that money though, huh? Really were they doing one of them is still an actor now. He's on Riverdale the other one I think he's back in acting now, too. They took time off because they wanted to go to college Are they successful in Wikipedia? Successful young man, they were the kids in oh shit. They were the kids could have been Are they successful? Are you in Wikipedia? I used to love them. What are you talking about? They're successful young men.
Starting point is 00:31:46 They were children. They were the kids in... Oh, shit. They were the kids in... They could have been molested, dude. Big Daddy. Yes. Oh, wow. They were also the kids in Friends.
Starting point is 00:31:53 I love them. Yeah. They were also the kids in like... What was that TV show they were on for 10 years? Sweet Life of Zack and Cody. Yeah. What was it? Sweet Life of Zack and Cody.
Starting point is 00:32:01 They could have easily been molested, Brendan. From that show alone, they're separate. They might have been. Honestly. Oh, yeah. 100%. Now, did they came in together and tip well? No, it's just one. Sweet life of Zack and Cody They could have easily Been molested Brendan From that show alone They might have been Honestly Oh yeah 100% Now did they came in together And tip well No it was just one That's a bummer
Starting point is 00:32:10 You want to see both of them If they're going to come I mean I kind of feel like You can tell One of them's got the good boy vibe One of them's got the bad boy vibe So you know Angel demon
Starting point is 00:32:17 Yeah so you know The demon was up in there On his demon time That's probably the one Who was accused of Having a small dick. Oh, boy. I wouldn't know about that.
Starting point is 00:32:27 You know way too much about them, Kat. No. Yeah, they're, like, in my age group. You can't go hard on Miley Cyrus and Halsey, and I can't go hard on the Sproles twins. Go ahead. I didn't know they were famous. What? I thought they passed away.
Starting point is 00:32:39 They're adults, Bridget. They're adults. Yeah, they're, like, my generation. One of them went to college. They dated a girl. They broke up, and she released his dick pic or something. And his brother tweeted out, like, thanks. Now everyone knows what my dick looks like, too.
Starting point is 00:32:52 Damn. Oh, yeah, because same, same, you know? Nick at night. Yeah, I keep my dick at my house. Good for you. That's my rule. That's good. You can't lose your dick on these streets.
Starting point is 00:33:04 But does that mean you can send a pic if it's from your house of your dick? What I'll do is I got a friend of mine named Jason, and he lent me his dick via photo, and I'll send a couple of those out. We call that honey dicking. Now, did cheetahs serve food? It's always an interesting thing because I'm always hungry, so it's interesting to me when you get to the strip club and they have good food. They had like nuts on the counter.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I know what you're talking about. Yeah, we know that. We're talking about food. Yeah. They had some nuts for you to gobble, you know. Yeah. No, but there was snacks. Yeah, because there's a place called Magic in Atlanta and they're notoriously known for
Starting point is 00:33:41 the food. Magic City. Especially the chicken wings. Yeah. Yes, girl. Magic City. Yeah, I want to go so bad. I had no experience. Now, was there other clubs that once you were working in an exotic type of club, was there and they're notoriously known for the food. Magic City. Chicken wings. Yeah. I want to go so bad.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Was there other clubs that once you were working in an exotic type of club, was there other clubs where you wanted to then like go work at? Like, you know, like, oh, that place sounds cool. I'd like to be able to try that place. What was the pinnacle of strip clubs in LA? Well, for me, the pinnacle was truly it was Jumbo's and Cheetah's. Jumbo's? Jumbo's is another one. I thought that was heavier set girls no jumbos
Starting point is 00:34:07 isn't for the big girls no jumbo clown room jumbo's clown room oh yeah i mean we would have actually we had a bbw night at cheetahs oh you did yeah how was that i never went but it was real bbws i don't know if you know what real bbw's look like oh yeah we did 100 real bbw and we were just looking at liz and i'm sure they did i know right and we also have chapelle and brendan yeah we're bbm bbm big beautiful men bbms big beautiful men so but uh yeah they got all you got some of them you got like a thick girl you know with them big old titties yeah there we go you're pulling it up there we go some of those breasts they just they they so long though you almost too much for me i don't like it where
Starting point is 00:34:50 it looks like somebody nailed a couple egg yolks to the wall you know apparently that was lizzo night there she looks great i love her i love that outfit yeah those girls are fine as hell that one lady looks like rick from Bond. I will say that, bro. Rickettsia Ross right there. Now, let's go. BBW, Buffalo Wild Wings. I'm going in for Army, Navy, man. I'm going in.
Starting point is 00:35:15 I'm going to go with. You better go Navy or my dad's going to punch in your fat nose. All right. Shout out to my boy Lance Hecker. He's a Navy SEAL. I'm going Navy, man. Gang. Gang.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Dope. Let's see what these guys have to say. What up, Brennan and Theo? Fighter and weight. If y'all use anything other than VHL, your stuff's going to be late. Now, I heard about these delivery drivers sending in their video submissions. Well, I ain't down with Brown. And I'm fed up with FedEx.
Starting point is 00:35:39 And who are those new dudes crying me in Amazon River? Shut up, rookie. I'm with that red and yellow hitter that pick up and drop off one hitter quitter the 18 wheeler six lane splitter anyways i got a debate clip for you guys coming in you like that dry rub on your meat that you feel in your feet you like that barbecue sauce that'll leave you at a loss so dry rub versus barbecue sauce. Let me know. Shout out to my San Jose girl, Kat. Meow, meow. It was good. Brendan, you're welcome. I came up with Buzz
Starting point is 00:36:09 Buzz back in episode four. Nick and Chin, pull it up. Marker 430. You heard him, boy. Apparently they're making a delivery to a Proud Boys convention. Also, Buzz Buzz came from Theo in a rap video about 14 years ago. Well, I don't know what happened, but let's throw this guy some credit.
Starting point is 00:36:31 This guy just did a great job sending that video in. Love the confidence. Yeah, a lot of confidence, huh? Now, when you see a man like this, this man could be Mexican or he might not be Mexican, but does he have that Mexican confidence or what? He definitely does. He said, I hate brown, so I'm not sure, but he definitely looks
Starting point is 00:36:48 like he's got the confidence. He's talking about UPS. No, I know. I'm an idiot. We were just kids. I wasn't. I was old then. No, you look young as shit, man. Greetings to the Rat King and the B-Sting.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Gang gang. Buzz buzz. It's your boy Luis from San Jose. Buzz, buzz, baby. Got a question for you. King it or sting it? Ping in the shower. So I think that was the first time it was said on King of the Sting. He added that gang, gang, buzz, buzz.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Shout out, Luis, bro. Shout out to Luis. Thank you, Luis. And look, man, I love DHL, man. I invested, actually. I bought DHL stock like five years ago or four years ago, and it fucking tanked for me. But I love DHL, man. I invested, actually. I bought DHL stock like five years ago or four years ago, and it fucking tanked for me. But I love DHL, man.
Starting point is 00:37:29 I like it when I see y'all out and about, you know, taking a little bit of that market share off of some of these bad boys. Where'd you get it at? I'll tell you where I got it at. Keep going left. You got the very low point there. Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left. Right there. Nope.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Second hill. Right there. And then I sold it. Go right. Right there. Because I needed money to get my fucking car washed, I remember. And then right around February, you're like, I'm going to get back in the game. I should have, man.
Starting point is 00:38:10 They're coming now. I hope you got shares of it, man. What's the question? A dry rub or wet sauce? Oh, dog, I don't fuck with dry rub. Listen, to the point, dry rub. If you're in the club, dry rub wings are nice. And that's what Rick Ross invented that. Lemon pepper. With the lemon pepper dry rub. I you're in the club dry wood rub wings are nice and that's rick ross invented that
Starting point is 00:38:25 lemon pepper with the lemon pepper dry rub i like my shit wet i like wet barbecue wet ribs wet brisket i like it wet daddy oh they have wet lemon pepper too dude wet lemon pepper is my ultimate favorite because what you do is there's a food truck out here i forget the name is a food truck ad on my show matt barnes shout to matt barnes introduced me to them it's a lemon pepper wet uh sauce and they mix it with hot sauce bro i'll tell you right i'd pay 10 grand for them jt wings we had in phoenix 10 grand if i could get fucking 100 of those down my throat right now i i i i don't know about that you don't like wings i like wings but i don't know about that You don't like wings? I like wings but I don't know about whatever Oh you would suck the
Starting point is 00:39:06 Well I will say this I think some people are better at eating wings Than other people Really like who? I think Nick I won the Blazing Buffalo challenge in 2 minutes and 26 seconds That don't mean shit though That means you're just eating fast
Starting point is 00:39:22 Buffalo Wild Wings? You're just eating fast. Buffalo Wild Wings? The hot one. You're just eating fast, though. Give them credit. I think that's a challenge, though. Bernie does not like to give credit to people. Well, but we're not saying who can eat the fastest wings. It's like who can really consume a wing.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Like, my girl will eat the freaking cartilage, a chew on the tip of it. It's literally just a bone. The Chinese will do that. Is your girl's picture up on the wall at the Roseville, Minnesota Buffalo Wild Wings? I don't think so. You got a champ in here.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Do you got that tank top on while you're doing it? I think this is the first time in my life I wore the tank top. You got a little bit of sauce on your shoulder there, buddy. Baby Unique, do you like wings? They're all right, I guess. Oh, not your favorite. You like sopa and carne asada? You got me. You do really? I love tacos. Do you eat a? They're all right, I guess. They're all right. Oh, not your favorite. You like sopa and carne asada? You got me.
Starting point is 00:40:07 You do, really? I love tacos. Do you eat a lot of Mexican food? I really do. We live in LA. It's the best place to get it. One of the best places damn near. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:40:14 I just had some seafood yesterday, Mexican seafood. You ever drive down to Tijuana and get the real street taco hitters down there? Oh, yeah. No, I've been to Tijuana. I've been to Mexico City. I've been to Monterrey. Oh, wow. A couple been to Tijuana. I've been to Mexico City. I've been to Monterey. Oh, wow. A couple places. Monterey Jack. You like menudo?
Starting point is 00:40:30 I love menudo, for sure. Love my menudo. Every Sunday. What is one of your favorite... Tell me about your trip to Mexico City. I want to know about that. Okay. Well, I was hanging out with a friend of mine a lot. Okay. Lover. That sounds like a lover.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Let's be honest. Now describe this man to us. What's he do? This man is no one. So let's just put it that way. I just happened to be around them for a little bit. This is a fictional character. I happened to be around them and they got a gig
Starting point is 00:40:59 and they wanted me to come with them. Maybe unique. Maybe unique. And so I went through and I performed with a group of friends down there. I did a DJ gig out there and just kind of hung out. I went to this place
Starting point is 00:41:09 called Freaky Plaza. Freaky Plaza. Freaky Plaza. What's Freaky Plaza about? Well, I love anime and it's literally an anime superstore. Essentially,
Starting point is 00:41:18 it's like levels of anime collectibles and clothing and DVDs and game room. Is it like a game it in Mexico City? Yeah. Now, is that the same thing as Senior Frogs or am I confused?
Starting point is 00:41:30 Senior Frogs. I don't even think I've heard of that. No, it's anime. Anime is like that Asian cartoon. Senior Frogs anime. They have that frog. I think that's just like a bar club, Senior Frogs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:41 And they have a slide. Senior Frogs. You shoot out into the fucking trash. That's like a GHB den, dude. Senior Frog. It's where lazy men take their wife when they go to Mexico. I don't think so, man. Senior Frog, you get raped in Senior Frog.
Starting point is 00:41:58 No, Senior Frog is insane. They come by with some rot gut vodka. They pour it in your wife's mouth. Or your stepdad. Then they freaking shake his wife's mouth. Then, or your stepdad, then they freaking shake his neck like that. Or they put the shot between their titties. They'll break his fucking neck. Is that what they do?
Starting point is 00:42:10 Or they put the shot between their titties and make you take it and shake you. They're like, oh, Henry, you're crazy. And then you get on the slide. It's the worst. Or the best. Here it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Then they rob you. Yeah, that's senior orgs. Then they rob you. Yeah, that's Senor Frogs. Then they rob you when you leave. Is this like what South Park is making fun of when they're talking about Casa Bonita? Oh, no. Whoa. I grew up on Casa Bonita. I'm from Denver.
Starting point is 00:42:35 So Casa Bonita is a dope place where you go inside. You got to eat the food. There you go. Right there. Bro, she grabbed his balls. Oh, she took his eyes out of his head. Oh, the Senor Frogs, bro. Them are the Wild West days.
Starting point is 00:42:46 It's no joke in that bitch. And he got some damn A-cups. You get yourself an enchilada. Dude, that's living, brother. Look at that big old salty drink. What is this place? What is this place? Now, she looks Asian more than anything, right?
Starting point is 00:43:01 It's a little confusing. There's a lot of fake Mexicans out there. Now, do you notice some cultures doing more fake Mexican-ing than other cultures, you feel like? I feel like a lot of cultures got a lot of people faking them right now. I see a lot of Koreans being faked. There's a bunch of Japanese cholos somewhere in Japan. They love the aesthetic of East LA.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Yeah, that's kind of cool, though. They really have it to a T down there. yeah yeah and then the leader of them named bad bunny we had a korean guy pretend to be alex trebek last week yeah he was very bad at it i'm never letting him write anything again those anecdotes he's trying to get brendan canceled yeah he's trying to get me and theo canceled that was weird thanks for trying chin though i i didn't give him a lot of lead time um okay great so there you go right now some japanese children now these yeah these are uh japanese people no yeah these are japanese people that's awesome it kind of looks like when i'm back home in san jose there's always a few asian girls who will only date Mexican guys.
Starting point is 00:44:05 This is usually what they look like. Yeah, they try to blend in. They try to blend in. They try to blend in. Wow. They're about that life, too. They know how to speak fluent Spanish. Really?
Starting point is 00:44:14 Yeah. Wow. More power to them. And now, do Mexican girls really cater to one type of guy? Are you more likely to date a Mexican man or a Japanese boy? I don't discriminate. Okay. But do you just have a favorite a Mexican man or a Japanese boy? I don't discriminate. Okay. But do you just have a favorite?
Starting point is 00:44:28 Like some people have a, you know, a type. Do you prefer a type? Like if they're all just as fine, you have to pick one ethnicity. Do you lean towards that? I suppose Latinos. I've mostly dated Latinos in my life. Wow. For sure.
Starting point is 00:44:38 And not just Mexicans, you know, like Salvadorians. Oh, yeah. Venezuela. Ecuador. Puerto Ricans. Whatever I can get my hands on. Nicaraguans. Nicaraguans, dude.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Watch how you say it. Chappelle? Was he good? You were good. Good job, Theo. He rides the sea a little long. He rides the sea a little. You gotta get past it. Sounds more like a G out of your mouth. You gotta get past it.
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Starting point is 00:45:48 Well, you're a drunk, man. Yep. But I want to say this. One thing I do love about it is it tastes like a glass of water drank a glass of water. It does. That's how hydrating it is. You ever snorted it? Huh?
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Starting point is 00:48:07 And basically, it's a system that hooks into your toilet. Is that correct? Yeah. Right. So if you have a regular toilet, you can make it irregular and amazing with Hello Tushy. Yeah, impress your girl. You ever seen the snake, like in the rap videos, all up in the rap videos, and it bites like the stripper's titty or the lead singer's face and stuff?
Starting point is 00:48:23 Wait, what? You've never seen that? No. That ain't never happened. That ain't never happened. Britney Spears had one. Nick, bring that shit up. You've never seen the snake where they're unwrapping those bikes?
Starting point is 00:48:33 Britney, you're not even saying anything. I'm telling you, bring up snake. Snake bite music video? Who was that? I think it was Lil Pump got bit on the hand. A stripper got bit when she was carrying on stage. My goodness. It's dangerous, huh?
Starting point is 00:48:47 Well, I mean, I just don't think they're, you know, they're not really showbiz animals. Yeah. You know, they're reptiles. They like to be left alone. Yeah, snake usually, you don't see a snake just hanging out at a concert. Not at all.
Starting point is 00:48:57 And if it is, it's going to be creating havoc. Yeah, a little pump gets bit. The one below was the actual video of him getting bit. You never go to a concert and there's just a snake over there watching. It's like... Look at this. creating havoc. Yeah, Lil Pump gets bit. If the one below was the actual video of him getting bit. You never go to a concert and there's a snake over there watching. You know? Look at this.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Look at this. Boom! He got him. Oh my gosh. That's what happens when you vote for Trump. Yo, I just got bit by a snake.
Starting point is 00:49:20 He has. Damn, he got bit. No, dude. Damn. And that looks like a python. No, dude. Damn. And that looks like a python. Oh, yeah, there's nothing snakier than Joe Biden.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Type in, yeah. There you go. Yeah, I think he got bit by Hunter Biden. Hey, bring up a stripper gets bit by a snake. Dude, it latches on to a bird. Breaks my heart. I've seen this before. I played this at my cousin's funeral.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Yeah. All right, no. I played this at my cousin's funeral. Yeah. R.I.P. Yeah. What? Snake bites breast. Oh, God. I don't know if they have that. Yeah, I don't think that's real.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Maybe they took it down. Now, do female strippers work with male strippers a lot or not? I personally have not, but I have some friends that definitely do dance classes with, I forget his name, but he's a very famous male stripper. Oh, I didn't know there was famous male strippers. Besides Thunder Down Under. Those boys are popping. But they just dance and they ain't on the pole and shit. Oh, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:24 A lot of them are just Australian. Master of Pole. They can't even dance. I think that's his name. Master of Pole? I think that's his name, yeah. A lot of them just throw their penises in women's faces. Yeah, that's Magic Mike shit.
Starting point is 00:50:35 No, that's Thunder Down Under, dude. Well, let's get into a few more questions and see what we got. Let's get a... Here, we got a beautiful right here fella. Yo, Theo, Brendan, the the whole gang it's your boy tristan calling from atlanta georgia what's up tristan um i'm currently on day nine of quarantine i caught the old covid uh i actually caught out in nashville so theo be safe my boy um but during my downtime i i started revisiting some old episodes of In Living Color, which made me think of today's debate club.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Now, do you guys like that In Living Color hitter or that fucking overrated SNL shitter? You guys let me know. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Gang, baby. Listen, In Living Color did a lot of great things, right? Jim Carrey, Jamie Foxx, the Wayne Bros. Who else? A ton of people.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez. She was a dancer on there. But still, like, let's take it easy. No, that gave her, come on. Let's also take it easy. That gave her a boost. That gave her a platform to hook up with famous people.
Starting point is 00:51:40 So, yeah. That's not what she was doing. She could have been Thot, and we don't know. And then she got the role of Selena. Ke and ivory wayans come on man these brothers were genius i'm a saturday night live kid well larry wayans kelly caulfield was gangster tommy davidson oh he was hilarious yeah david had real hitters on there uh i'm a saturday night live kid man i grew up on saturday night live old school sat Night Live with Chris Farley, David Spade. Old school Saturday Night Live, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Adam Spade. The past 15 years or 10 years, it's been pretty bad. 12 years. It has been pretty rough. But look, this is in the 90s. So you compare 90s Saturday Night Live to 90s in Living Color. Both great. Both are great.
Starting point is 00:52:20 What I liked about in Living Color was that it also was like super diverse It was like, I mean, half the characters were black Probably 80% of the characters were black That's why they made it That's why the Wayne Rose made it Yeah, look at this Dude, look at that lineup Damn, I didn't know Jay Moore was on Saturday Night Live
Starting point is 00:52:38 He didn't get a lot of Was he a writer? I think he was one of those duo things, but he didn't get a lot of play I've heard him talk about it before moore used to be a comedy beast yeah but yeah a lot of great a lot of get a lot of real hitters on there man i'm an uh spade you got carvey who else go up sandler myers neil and tim meadows damn i mean baby unique do you watch any of these shows i do i love comedy and i gotta say i really am having a hard time picking a favorite as well. They're both really great, especially these casts.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Yeah. And in Mexico, do Mexican people like certain types of comedy or something better than other types? I'd say most Latinos are very silly, and we've got a couple of shows. We've got Sabado Gigante, which is definitely... Sabado Gigante! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Which one is that? Which one was the guy with the big – with the clown hair or whatever? The clown hair? It's like – I did – I went on there one time. It's like one of the guys is a clown. He has like a wig and he's a clown. It's like a talk show. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:53:39 It's pretty ridiculous. It's probably something your parents would probably watch. It's like an older person show. Oh. Yeah. Who's your – like as far as Mexican comedians go, is like Fluffy the big kind of your guys' Bill Burr, I guess? Oh.
Starting point is 00:53:52 He is the most famous one, so I guess. No, George Lopez. Yeah, that one. Noches con Platanito. That one. Have you heard of that? No. It's hella Mexican, dude.
Starting point is 00:54:02 You were on that? It's in Mexico. Dude, you go to Mexico, basically. You went to Mexico? It's in Mexico. Dude, you go to Mexico, basically. You went to Mexico? Yeah. Like, you have to go underground and come up to get there. Oh, my goodness. Was it fun?
Starting point is 00:54:11 I want to go there. Take me. Yeah, it was pretty fun, dude. I think it was. Yeah, Fluffy, man. That's the only one. Felipe Esparza. Felipe is great.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Who else? George Lopez Oh yeah he's the classic There's not a lot of And this is a problem we've actually been having We've been looking for young Mexican comedians to come on There's not a ton I know some
Starting point is 00:54:34 Okay there's maybe two or three Jesus Jesus Trejo Jesus Trejo Frank Castillo Rene Vaca Don't do me wrong now because I named three. Maybe we got to work harder, but we were also looking for Fimales.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Fimales. La Es. La Es. La Es. What did you think of his Angela Johnson? Now you got that fake Mexican who's German. Who? Carlos Mencia.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Carlos Mencia. He's German? He's German, yeah. What? A piece of shit. He's not mixed? Carlos Mencia he's German what a piece of shit but you know how hard it is to be German and Mexican dude that's probably hard as fuck I mean
Starting point is 00:55:13 it says he's Honduran born yeah he's Honduran he also wrote his Wikipedia he also stole a bunch of jokes is he even a real comedian? He was raised in East Los Angeles. Mitzi's the one that he changed it because his real name's Ned
Starting point is 00:55:32 and Mitzi told him to change it to appeal to Mexicans. Really? Yep. His real name was Ned. Mitzi goes, dude, if you want to appeal to Mexicans, which you're going for,
Starting point is 00:55:40 you gotta change it to Carlos. Oh, that's a smart move. Smart move. I'm going to go with In Living Color. I'm going Saturday Night Live all day. The answer is not Mad TV. That is the answer. The ultimate answer.
Starting point is 00:55:54 What's a Mad TV cast? Will Sasso. Actually, I'm sure good people. Brian Callen. He was. I know he was. Bobby Reed. Frank Caliendo.
Starting point is 00:56:03 Good buddy of mine. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee. Frank Caliendo. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee. Orlando. Michael McDonald. There you go. Michael McDonald was good. He was good.
Starting point is 00:56:13 And what about Selena? What really happened? Do you know anything? I know the whole story. Do you really? I really do. Her manager, right? No.
Starting point is 00:56:21 I asked her. It was her biggest fan, and she was the president of her fan club Yolanda Escobar I believe no, that's our name forget that but anyways yesterday first name was Yolanda and They so there's a 60 minutes interview that you could just look up on YouTube. It's insane This woman is actually legitimately insane She was saying something like and if anyone says that me and Selena had a lesbian relationship while they're not real fans of Selena and they did well they're not real fans of selena and they did not this is not real and she was saying like selena used to call her mom and
Starting point is 00:56:49 like all this other crazy shit and so what actually happened was she was stealing money from them from their business and selena's father found out so she went to try to talk to her try to like figure things out with her at her hotel room. And she shot her in the hotel room and she tried to get out. She tried to run to the lobby, but she just didn't make it. There's a new series dropping on Netflix on Selena too. Now there's a statue of her
Starting point is 00:57:16 in San Antonio or something like that? Maybe. Somewhere in Texas. I think there's a statue of her. That would make sense. And do a lot of Mexican people, dress up like as Selena for Halloween or anything like that or no? I haven't seen any recently, but I do remember maybe it was 2016, 2017. It was pretty popular.
Starting point is 00:57:35 I remember I saw a girl who dressed up as Selena with the gunshot wound and everything. Oh, too much. I thought it was so creative, though, honestly. It was so creative. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. So what did you think of
Starting point is 00:57:46 Jennifer Lopez's performance When I was a little girl That was my everything Like J-Lo was Selena to me Because that movie existed Now my girls My wife's like Guadalajara born and raised
Starting point is 00:57:58 And she's They say Selena really Didn't speak good Spanish No she didn't She was born and raised in Texas Yeah her family wanted her to speak more English, so her Spanish wasn't good. Well, a lot of second-generation Latinos
Starting point is 00:58:10 don't speak much Spanish, a lot of times I find. Like Cain Velasquez's family's straight from Mexico, and they're like, no, you need to learn English so people don't judge you. So his Spanish isn't very good. That's right. Oh, really? It's so funny because it's like we'll teach,
Starting point is 00:58:22 they'll try to teach white people Spanish, and they're trying to teach Latino people English. It's like people just ship's like we'll teach they'll try to teach white people Spanish and they're trying to teach Mexican PR Latino people English Yeah, it's like people just ships passing in a fucking word night A lot of Asians won't teach their kids how to speak their native language Wow Yeah, we don't learn African assimilate. That's true You know which one you are? Like, which language you would learn to speak? Swahili.
Starting point is 00:58:49 Wow. Ooh, this gentleman's in the shower. Oh, whoa, calm down, buddy. Here's a guy right here. Gang, gang, what's up? Brandon, Theo, love you guys. Fan for Boise. Had a question for you guys.
Starting point is 00:59:03 Just had an epiphany if you will in the shower as we all do would you rather know when you're gonna die to the exact day and time or not know
Starting point is 00:59:17 at all and live your life on this street shout out to everybody at the studio love you guys love your content gang gang fun fun shower
Starting point is 00:59:27 shower get this soap off with me baby oh damn oh damn damn i'm not attracted to that guy at all i want you guys to know that they sound like women huh thank you for clarifying just making sure everybody knows i know nick's trying to freaking show up all sensual today. I just want to let everybody know where I'm at, dude. He's like, yeah, Chappelle, come sit in here. And I'm like, hey, dog, chill. I know. I was supposed to sit there originally. Chappelle does a good job in there, doesn't he?
Starting point is 00:59:54 Yeah, he does. I'm going to have to fire Chin. Oh, dude, yeah, easy. Or as he calls himself now, Jin. Yeah, dude. Whatever his name is, bro, we could easily fire him. But I'll say this, dude. Whatever his name is, bro, we could easily fire him. But I'll say this, dude. What do...
Starting point is 01:00:07 First of all, they call it sucio? What do they call it? Taking a shower. Sucio is dirty. Dirty, okay. A dirty boy. A dirt nap, you're trying to say? No, no, no. Nubio. What do they call it? Nubio? Shower?
Starting point is 01:00:22 Boyfriend. What do they call... Clothes. Where? Nubio is boyfriend. What do they call... Where's your girlfriend, man? Your girlfriend? It means your wife. Where's my wife? I don't know. Possible death? But... Kill me.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Relax, Jen. It wasn't that good. What I'm trying to say right now is What do you think about that When that man says what he said Would you want to know the day you're going to die I don't I'm not afraid of death I don't want to know I'd like to know I'd like to know Get my finances in order I'm not afraid of death I don't want to know I'd like to know whenever it comes oh no I'd like to know you would
Starting point is 01:01:05 yeah I'd get my get my finances in order maybe maybe check a couple bucket list things you know you wouldn't want to know I don't
Starting point is 01:01:13 uh damn it would be crazy if you knew because suddenly you would really get into gear I feel like you'd
Starting point is 01:01:21 appreciate life a lot more if you knew they're like hey Bren 47 but go damn better get going Into gear. I feel like you'd appreciate life a lot more if you knew. They're like, hey, Bren, 47. But go damn. Better get going. Dude, I could see you dying at 47, bro.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Oh, me too. And I hate to say that, but. No, no, I'm with you, man. Name a big grandpa. There's a lot of big. There are not. John Candy. My dad's not.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I mean, my dad's pretty young. John Candy's dead. 60. He is. Oh, he is. And he was an uncle. There's not a lot of big grandpas with cauliflowers. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Do Mexican people get scared about death, or do they have a lot of, what is it called? You have the Day of the Dead, so you guys think, right? I think we live by no fear, and it comes from all the way back to our native roots. When we were actually battling the conquerors, just live by no fear. Go out there and fight as hard as you can.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Don't be afraid of anything. That's so gangster. I knew it, bro. You ever seen Coco? Coco's great. I've tried to watch it. It's a good one. There's so much Catholicism. It's like belief in an afterlife most people think is going to happen. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:30 Now, a lot of guys, what do you think, Kat? Do you think that it's okay? You want to die or know when you're going to die or what is it? No, I don't want to know. I feel like not much would change in my life either way. Really? Yeah, no. You wouldn't start living for the day? Like if they told you 30, because you're 20, you either way. Really? Yeah, no. You wouldn't start, like, living, like, for the day?
Starting point is 01:02:45 Like, if they told you 30, because you're 20, you're, what, four? Yeah, no, honestly, no. Six years, you wouldn't start fucking. I don't know. I'm a little weird in that I feel like I've done everything I could have possibly wanted to do when I was, like, 23. Damn. So, like, everything now is just, like, a bonus. All this is a.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Like, a bonus where it's like, oh, it's cool that I do this, but if I don't, I'm not tripping. Okay. Oh, this got dark. How's that dark? I've achieved everything that I wanted to. Oh, damn. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't say that out loud because then life might think, oh, well, it's a wrap.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Curveball. Oh, you achieved shit. Maybe. Here you go. Yeah. Here you go with this. Achieve this casket, boo-boo. You know?
Starting point is 01:03:22 Yeah. Achieve this six feet under, dog. Yeah, you just don't know. Nick, what about you? You want to know when you're going to die? I don't. I am afraid of death. A lot.
Starting point is 01:03:32 You look like you searched for Bigfoot on YouTube. Yeah, you definitely had a couple of big cups of Sprite today. I do the do. Yeah, I'd rather not know. I hope it's a long time in the future. Got a lot of stuff to accomplish. Yeah. I'm wearing a tank top every episode.
Starting point is 01:04:01 We're starting to streak right now. Send them in. Send them in. Send them in. Send in the tanks to Nick. Send the Nick's tanks. Yeah. Tank of the week. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:10 We'll put the, we'll put the, What size are you? Large, large. Size large. Yeah, we'll put the mail-in address on the YouTube video. Tank of the week.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Let's tank Nick up, man. Think why we're free next week. The thinner the arms, the better. Thank you very much. Let's get another question in. What do we got here, Nick? This guy looks pretty intense.
Starting point is 01:04:33 Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. What's up, King and the Sting family? I got a quick question for you guys. Would you rather live to 30 years old and be a millionaire and do whatever you want or live to 100 and just be an average Joe? Gang gang, buzz buzz.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Everyone's trying to see if we're going to die. We don't know. It'd be crazy if we both die after this episode. Did they release my physical results? What's going on here? Baby Unique, what would you say to that one? I'm going to die after this episode. Yeah. Did they release my physical results? What's going on here? Baby Unique, what would you say to that one? Baby Unique? I'm going to die at 30, I guess,
Starting point is 01:05:09 because I definitely want to accomplish all my goals and be the magical shining star I know I am. Damn, boo. There I go, at 30. Damn, Baby Unique is dead. Yeah. At least I accomplished all my goals. Hey, look, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:25 I mean, at least they'll say that at the funeral, you know? They won't be like, damn, that bitch was sexy and didn't do shit. They'll say she was sexy and she got shit done. There you go. That's what I want to hear, baby. She got everything done. She even died. They'll be like, damn, she got it all done.
Starting point is 01:05:39 Over and over. Yeah. Nick, what do you think there? I think that's tough. Because I like just earning money as like almost a game, like keep score. That's why you're a gambler. Can you keep growing and stuff? But like I said, extremely afraid of death over here.
Starting point is 01:05:59 So I think maybe live to 100, poor. I'd live 100 poor. I got kids. I'd rather be poor and see them do their thing. Cop out. Putting it on your kids. I'm gonna go with... I'm sorry. My bad. I'm just saying, bro. Kids with no dad
Starting point is 01:06:13 fucking grow up hard, bro. You know what I'm saying? I don't want them to grow up hard. Dude, your fucking kids could grow up skateboarding with a fucking white family, bro. Yeah, I don't want that. Okay? You're saying, bro. What do you mean you don't want Chappelle as a son? Yeah, you don't want me as a son? You don't want me okay what are you saying bro what do you mean you don't want chapelle as a son yeah you don't want me as a son you don't want me as a son damn damn wow what do you want to do chapelle 100 or die at 30 100 i like to learn i like learning i like exploring
Starting point is 01:06:36 let's do it you're going the distance huh yeah i would go 30 and uh and have gotten it all done i just think there's something amazing about dying young, bro. There's just something like, you know, nobody gives, like if somebody dies at 55, nobody really gives. Like it's like, oh, fuck, they died, you know? They were about to. Yeah. Like not, oh, they died a little bit, you know. But if you died at 19, bro, you're a fucking legend. No, 27 is the number.
Starting point is 01:07:01 If you want to be famous and die at 27. Really? Jimi Hendrix, Jimi Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin. You live forever like that, I feel like. Amy Winehouse. Brian's something from Philippi?
Starting point is 01:07:14 From the Rolling Stones, I think. How old was Paul Walker? 30-something. They called it 27 Club, though. Amy Winehouse was a part of it. Yeah. It's another celebrity.
Starting point is 01:07:27 You look a little Latino Amy Winehouse. You get that? I do get that one a lot, yes. Like Amy Mishalata House, huh? Amy Corchata. You know, it's funny. Me and my friend, we call each other, well, my roommate that I was talking about,
Starting point is 01:07:43 we call each other Chocolate and Rochata. That's our little mix. That's cute. Oh, that's cute. Now and my friend, we call each other, well, my roommate that I was talking about, we call each other chocolate and horchata. That's our little mix. That's cute. Oh, that's cute. Now, you said you have black roommates. Are they like Chicano blacks? No. Actually, so it's really funny.
Starting point is 01:07:56 What does that mean? Like beach blacks? No. Afro-Latino, right? No. Afro-Latino. I'm thinking of like, you know how those Koreans were dressed in Mexican? Oh, like the black dudes?
Starting point is 01:08:04 No, it's really not them. I promise. They have themselves. Like YG in the Go Loco music video. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're just really supportive of me and themselves. I think where we come together is the way we love anime.
Starting point is 01:08:18 We love anime. We all come together. Like Japanese anime. Yeah, we do. Oh, damn. Me and Nasha are anime girls. Like, I am anime girls. Like Pokemon? Is that anime? Yeah. I don't know anime. Yeah, we do. Oh, damn. Me and Nasha are anime girls. Like, IRL anime girls. Like Pokemon?
Starting point is 01:08:27 Is that anime? Yeah, it is. I don't know anime. Kind of. What's your favorite anime? My favorite anime is Trigun. Trigun. Trigun.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Baby Unique, I got a question. Is that your real tongue? Which one? You got to show me. Yeah, that's my real tongue. I have a long tongue, too. Damn. Oh, matching tongues. Oh, a long tongue, too. Damn. Oh, you guys have?
Starting point is 01:08:45 Show the camera. Oh, matching tongues. Oh, my God. Tongues on tongues. Hey. Y'all wildin', bro. You ever had cow tongue? Big dish in Mexico, Chappelle.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Lengua. Come on. Delicious. Lengua, doggie. So is this like the anime? Is this what you're dressing up as? Or is that Halloween? Or is that more of a vampire thing?
Starting point is 01:09:04 Oh, that's just Halloween, having a good time. I'd say the green hair look is definitely inspired by anime. And the pastels that I put in my hair. And I try to make my eyes look a bit bigger sometimes. And it's mostly the colors and the aesthetic. I guess that's the inspiration. Praise God. Shout out to anime.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Love it. Love it. There's something special about it, drawing. drawing yep cartoons um what else have we got nick here's a question right here from a beautiful fellow right here who is um has a question mm-hmm yo what up brandon what up theo chin nick chapelle cat i'm at work right now big five sporting goods bowling alley pro shop and I just want to know is bowling a sport we are throwing that hit a 15 pounds heaviest object in any sport down the lane hours on end is bowling a sport can you understand it for me gang gang buzz balls baby
Starting point is 01:10:00 um it's a I think bowling is definitely a sport, man. I think the problem is it limits itself in how many different things you can do. I wish the lane got a little more different as the game went on. It kind of curved. A little more rocky? Yeah, they just added in a small speed bump or something. Like mini golf? Yeah, or somebody dropped a cert candy on a ramp
Starting point is 01:10:25 or something do you think golf is a sport yeah i think golf is a sport i think it's more for rich people you know and a lot of like um sometimes spousal abusers sure but i think it is a sport and it's a good sport man yeah i love bowling yeah i think bowling though i don't know if i think it's a sport i wish they would do darts a sport darts or those hobbies i think it's gotta be something that gets your heart rate going you can make it competitive yeah you gotta be competitive like sport competitive to make a sport it doesn't make it a sport well that's a good question what makes something a sport yeah are video games a sport then those are competitive is dancing a sport? Well, that's a good question. What makes something a sport? Are video games a sport then? Those are competitive. Is dancing a sport? I mean, I did
Starting point is 01:11:11 cheerleading. It's a sport. I think a sport to me feels like something where you compete against someone else at the same exact moment. So like soccer, each team can score simultaneously at the same time. Basketball, baseball. Curling. Yeah, curling. So score simultaneously at the same time. Basketball, baseball. Curling.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Yeah, curling. So maybe it's not a sport. Well, curling. Here's the definition of a sport. An activity involving physical excursion and skill in which an individual team competes against another. So physical. I don't really sweat when I bowl. I don't really sweat when I golf.
Starting point is 01:11:44 It's physical, though. I don't really sweat when I bowl. I don't really sweat when I golf. It's physical, though. I don't think so. How physical? I heard someone say it's not a sport if you can smoke a cigarette while doing it. So golf is out. That's a legit point. NASCAR out. Bowling out.
Starting point is 01:11:56 I'm also better when I'm drunk. They could be hobbies that have been turned into competitions. Yeah. Kind of like video games a little bit. I wonder, does bowling seem more like an art? Seems like a skill. I don't know if I would consider it a sport,
Starting point is 01:12:14 though. Here's a guy right here who seems good. Hey, I got a king in her stinger for you guys. Flu shots? We or sting it for you guys. Flu shots? We need to know for the baby.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Oh, damn. We need to know for the baby. Flu shot or no flu shot? King it or sting it? Gang gang? Buzz buzz. Oh, cutie. Good luck. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 01:12:43 Here's the thing. If you live in L.A., a.k la aka north korea you're not gonna have a choice they force you to do it for flu shots yeah if your kids want to go to school yeah if you if they want to go to school they have to get the the vaccinations and flu shots that's not everywhere no inoculations baby certain spots you can get uh certain states you can get like a letter from the doctor something like that oh. Oh, we did it in Arizona. Certain spots. I don't know about Arizona.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Because the big one is MMR. They want you to not have measles. But there's also huge scandals out there. We got Bobby Kennedy Jr. coming on TPW tomorrow. And he's not an anti-vaxxer, but he has a lot of issues with the vaccinations. I'm not anti-vaxxing, but i had an issue with my kid right my like tiger got those and they said it was from the shots he's the one percent who had adverse effects from the shot so it gave him um like seizures damn oh yeah i remember that so i'm
Starting point is 01:13:38 anti-vax and that but we could just be in the minority though minority i get it dude when i was growing up they had a bunch of, you know, they tested drugs on animals in our town at the Primate Center, and they gave out, that's where they made the polio vaccine in our town. Oh, damn. And so they gave out a bad batch. They made it, and they'd already made so much of it, they're like, oh, well, fuck them, we can't remake it.
Starting point is 01:14:02 And they're like, well, some women get cancer from it. And they're like, well, these bitches are going to ride with us. And that was it. And they still gave it out to millions of people. Are you going to get the corona vaccination? I don't need it. I don't need it either. I've already had it.
Starting point is 01:14:16 I already had it as well. You had it? Holla, team corona. Don't you feel free once you got it? I do. Do you know you got the antibodies? Oh, yeah. It's like Shawshank Redemption for your lungs.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Did you have crazy symptoms? No. I had a minor case, and I came back after like a week or two. Baby unique. Back stronger than ever. Where did the dick damn baby unique... Who gave you that nickname? Me and an ex came up with that, actually.
Starting point is 01:14:43 Baby is my mother's old gang name praise god because she was the youngest in her family and yeah they were really high up in there in lincoln heights that you know where i'm from yeah yeah you know you know what's the main what's the main gang out there the main gang uh well my mother's from clover which which is Happy Valley. There's Clover and there's East Lake. And it was really just Clover back in the day. There's this crazy story about Clover and East Lake. There was a kid who was in Clover and he was dating the head dude's daughter. And they were at the park and they ran into a rival gang.
Starting point is 01:15:18 And he used her as a human shield and found my mother was just so happened to be driving by and he jumped in my mother's car and was like i need you i need help and they're shooting at my mom and like she's not even in the gang anymore he just knows her and she's like trying to get like the attention of a cop she sees a cop somewhere and she's like yes i'm speeding yes there's shit happening so like they you know the cops get them everything is stopped they took her to court but she didn't say anything you know that's that's how the law stitches. Am I right? Yeah, the law street don't say nothing So she didn't say nothing But that was the divide this dude and his friends their East Lake and then the rest of us still clover is the game called the gangs
Starting point is 01:15:56 Called clover clothes Westlake Eastlake Eastlake. Do they still have gangs over there? Um, you know what the gang activity is really The gang activity is really not happening as much. And I hear a lot of different things happening, like deals with the FBI and the cops or cops and the gangs or whatever. Yeah, local shit. Yeah, informant. A lot of shitty gangs come up and then go away fast, man. You know, like somebody gets arrested or somebody gets grounded.
Starting point is 01:16:23 That's when you know you have a shitty town gang somebody got grounded in the gang activity stuff you can't rob the bank this week because larry's grounded yeah we had a kid in our town named cody and he put all the cocaine and stuff up in his air conditioning vent and it fucking blew into the room so he got and he got fucking probably pretty fun though oh dude I wish I'd have been there. I'd have been holding my mouth open, dude. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Oh, shit, Theo. My first job in L.A., I worked with Cholos. It was on movie sets.
Starting point is 01:16:54 We were the first people in, and we'd wrap the walls and just put shit on the ground so they couldn't sue the production if you damaged their house. But I worked with Cholos, and they taught me. They're like, you know the biggest gang in L.A., don't you? The LAPD. We learned that from training day as well. Or moving companies. Or moving companies.
Starting point is 01:17:16 We got just a couple more. Hey guys, Dalton here from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, eh? That's my question for you. In your time in and around Canada, what's your experience been like? So, Canada. King or sting it. Cat, I love you. Call me.
Starting point is 01:17:31 Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz. Shoot or shoot. Canada. I love Canada. Everybody's super nice. Great food. Hottest chicks.
Starting point is 01:17:41 It's great. I'll be in Canada at some point probably soon, hopefully. If things get too crazy in the U.S., I would go to Canada at some point, probably soon, hopefully. Yeah, I hope. If things get too crazy in the U.S., I would go to Canada. Canadians aren't allowed Americans right now. You can't fly there. The cold Australia. Yep.
Starting point is 01:17:52 I love Canada. I love Canada, man. If I die, dude, smuggle me into Canada, bro. Yeah, put my ashes in Canada, dog. Ooh, you want to be cremated? No. Well, I don't know what I want to do okay this episode is very deathy that's because i'm here yeah the dark vixen herself uh yeah i'm gonna go with uh yes on
Starting point is 01:18:16 canada man all day you do have the grim reaper tat what's up what's the what's going on with the tats there uh well my friend aunt he does all my tats. He's literally done basically every single one on me. And he recommended this guy. He recommended the Grim Reaper? He did. Sounds like he's going through something. I know. He just thought it would look really good right there.
Starting point is 01:18:33 Oh, that's cool. And he did this one as well. I have a tattoo right here, too. I mean, I could show you guys if you really wanted it. Sure. Okay, give me a second. It's a process. It's from me.
Starting point is 01:18:44 Theo, are you okay I'm fine yeah I got underwear on it's fine Theo your phone's not gonna tweet at us is it No it's good Oh wow that's cool And what is that That's me dancing with the devil
Starting point is 01:18:56 It's her dancing with the devil Okay praise god Oh that's dope Oh damn that's dope Oh, damn, that ass I didn't know I was going to say that Hey, if you see an ass, say an ass You know that's where I'm from, bro If you see an ass, call it out to the homies
Starting point is 01:19:20 Because I didn't know Because I didn't know You guys didn't know you didn't see my Instagram? I don't have Instagram I I didn't know. You guys didn't know? You didn't see my Instagram? I don't have Instagram. I just post and I get out. We don't. I don't even know what Instagram is. I've got a lot of issues in my life.
Starting point is 01:19:35 But, well. Baby Unique, we appreciate you coming in. That was fun. Yeah, you can go learn more about Mexico and more about Baby Unique at our IG. At Baby Unique, no E underscore. Yep. you can go learn more about Mexico and more about baby unique, uh, at our IG, uh, baby unique, uh, no E underscore.
Starting point is 01:19:48 Yup. And. Yeah. Thanks for having me guys. Yeah. Thanks for coming in. Thank you so much. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:56 And do you have a Thanksgiving tradition, a Mexican Thanksgiving tradition that you celebrate? No, we just celebrate Thanksgiving, but I wouldn't say I personally celebrate Thanksgiving. Really? What happened? Um, native Americans. Thanksgiving, but I wouldn't say I personally celebrate Thanksgiving. Really? What happened? Native Americans, so, you know.
Starting point is 01:20:11 Oh, yeah, you guys don't like Thanksgiving. Yeah, no, I don't really like it. Well, it's, you know. No hard feelings. Teach the wrong way. You like Christmas? Personally, no. You guys want to know what my favorite holiday is? I'm sure you can guess it.
Starting point is 01:20:21 Halloween. It's Halloween, baby. And that's the only one that exists to me. Yeah, you don't... You don't have a Grim Reaper tattoo and not celebrate Halloween, am I right? That's true. We need more Halloweens. I'm in Nashville tonight,
Starting point is 01:20:35 hoes. Yep, Nashville tonight, man. I'm in Nashville most of the week. Every week. Come hang with us, Theo. Theo yeah I'll come and hang with you guys I promise alright baby you need we appreciate ya
Starting point is 01:20:47 thank you guys for supporting check out the new get that hitter line coming out it's November 20th and thank you guys for being a part
Starting point is 01:20:55 of our show see ya dang I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think I am in flow. Black rifle coffee. I'm ready to go. I need a sponsor. I am a monster about to open up with this at my concerts. Flow is contagious.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Browser outrageous. Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous. Damn hungry. Like I'm fresh off keto. Seeing red like Andrew Santino. Every song I hit like the great Bambino. Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos. But everything's going gonna be fine.
Starting point is 01:21:25 Hate on me, I do not mind. Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times. They sliding into my DMs. A couple of you tried but couldn't beat him. Quit playing like Nintendo DS. You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz. Meaning y'all edible. Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible.
Starting point is 01:21:43 Brendan's son hit me up. He said it's too loud in the club. Can you pick me up? King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. Bee sting. Rat king.
Starting point is 01:21:55 King and the sting. King and the sting. Got the bees in a trap. Got the cheese on a string. King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. Outro Music

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