The Golden Hour - Goated | The Golden Hour #97 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
Episode Date: September 13, 2024The guys talk Mexican Independence day, visiting Mexico and dealing with Cartels, a drug lord lookalike of Nick, the etymology of their first names, debate how frugal they are, Erik's vast trips aroun...d the world, the Tyreek Hill traffic stop controversy, Lambo's vs Ferrari's, vs Mclaren's and much more! Botanic Tonics Feel Free - Go to https://botanictonics.com/ and use the code GOLDEN at checkout for $40 off a 12-pack case. Trade - Head to https://drinktrade.com/GOLDENHOUR to receive your first bag free! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN Arena Club - Right now, you can get 10% off your first purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/goldenhour
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Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about
But that won't stop us
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Are you glad football's back?
You know, I don't see any of it. I watched some college and then
Pro my kids always have baseball. So I miss all of it. I see the odds.
I saw my Broncos.
I thought Bonix was the answer, not the case.
Saw Aaron Rodgers, my boy, didn't play great last night
against Sam Fran.
Yeah, but you know what?
But he still looked like himself in moments.
The problem was that defense.
Jets defense was terrible yesterday.
It was bad last year.
The whole line was bad last year.
It's supposed to be good. That's supposed to be their strength.
Football's tough this year, man. If you're a Colorado person, the Denver Broncos, not great.
Bonek's looking a little tough. And the C Buffs are a disaster.
John Elway, holler. Once saw him in a Dodge Viper in 1997. He looked like Wreck-It Ralph in it.
I would not want to see you be one of those guys.
John Elway Goated.
I like it.
You don't want to see me say Goated and stuff?
Yeah, I don't like that.
Hey, are you guys celebrating the big holiday this weekend?
Oh, dude.
What holiday? Mexican Independence Day.
Goated holiday.
Oh, I don't like that either now.
How do you say go in Spanish?
Goatee how you say goat in Spanish anybody know we should just fully bypassed it. That wasn't right. Well, that was not right
What cabra?
Cabra Cabra dude Cabra
We're this that holidays carbon on are you go to a big thing?
We're this that holidays carbonate. Are you go to a big thing?
My wife is she's like going to Vegas for every year. They sell bail like my kids like what are we doing for Mexican independence? Mike nothing Wow, hold on a second. What is going to Vegas have to do with?
Mexican independence, it's like the Mecca so Canelo fights there you have seen well all the big band from Mexico
I don't know but They all legally get here.
I mean, right?
Mexico is the mecca.
Kamala's like, come on in.
Come on in, everybody.
Downtown LA is more Mexican than going to the Las Vegas.
The performers don't think so.
Well, yeah, it's money.
I don't want to make money.
I told my wife, keep the same energy for July 4th.
When's the last time I go to Vegas? Yeah, where's this energy. When's the last time, oh, go to Vegas?
Yeah, where's this energy?
When's the last time have you guys been to Vegas,
I'm sorry, Mexico, but not like Cancun or something like that?
I can answer that so quickly, I've never been to Mexico.
Can you believe that?
Really?
Yep, a world-class traveler like me.
Oh, here we go.
Never been to Mexico, dude.
You know why?
Why?
No need to.
Yeah, when would I go?
For vacation, I guess, right?
Yeah, I'm just saying for vacation.
But not for vacation, you're saying?
Beaches, check.
No, no, no, but what I'm saying is,
I don't remember the last, I don't think I've even,
have I gone to like, Mexico City?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's like, I don't think,
my experience with Mexico is always like, you know,
Cancun or, what's the other place.
Well, it's because you don't wanna die.
Yeah. Well, even going to these things now, apparentlycun or what's the other place. Well, it's because you don't want to die. Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, even these things now, apparently, they tell you to don't leave.
Yeah.
Yeah, OK.
So you haven't been?
Yeah.
I went down to Tijuana for car parts.
You ever wake up in a bathtub?
No?
OK.
I drove to Tijuana for car parts, and it's dicey as fuck.
Yeah, I've been to Tijuana.
You don't have anything to worry about.
Oh, really?
Crazy.
You know, I off-road in the Baja 500 this past year,
there was three dead guys on the course.
Come on.
And they're like, oh, that's strange.
They kept going.
They put three more dead guys on the course.
And then finally a local's like, hey, dumb ass,
this is cartel territory.
Whoa.
This is them warning you, like don't come through here.
So they had to reroute everything, go around the mountain.
Oh God, dude, dealing with the car, dude, here's.
Also go to Hawaii.
Dealing with the cartel must be so annoying, though.
It must be like above all.
For you, you can't get to your coffee shop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cartels kill someone.
Even though it's scary,
I bet it's so mostly just annoying, dude.
You're just like, oh God, I can't go that way, really?
What?
I have to give you this money, for what? And it adds eight hours to the drive? Yeah, yeah, oh, I can't go that way. Really? What? I have to give you this money?
For what?
And it adds eight hours to the drive?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me just cut through.
You have to have your cartel money and the ashtray.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just when you're driving, you're like, OK, cartel.
Oh, man.
Oh, here they are again.
Oh.
Look at all the guns.
But also, Mexico doesn't offer anything
that Hawaii doesn't or San Diego.
Fish tacos, check, San Diego. Fish burritos doesn't or San Diego fish tacos check San Diego
Fispritos check San Diego ocean San Diego. What else you're people? It's way cheaper
It depends we go go to Tulum
Just like a all-inclusive resort to loom. Oh, yeah, that's for poor people. No, I'm saying I'm saying it's really expensive
I didn't even know that existed. That's how poor I am. Yeah
I'm saying it's really expensive. I didn't even know that existed. That's how poor I am. Yeah, I
Fucking I want to live there. You were getting shot in Tulum. No, you don't I know I'm kidding, bro Okay, I want to live where I live Mexico is a great vacation
The resorts it's nice. It's alright. I just think it's like if you want to go to listen
Here's the thing you say you want to go to Bora Bora. Okay, they say if you say it once but yeah
That's the name.
I know, but if you just said Bora, we'd be like, all right.
You're not gonna make me say your fucking city twice, dude.
It's Bora Bora.
Bro, I know what you're talking about.
Bora Bora is dumb.
Why?
Some guy had a stutter when he named it.
Flights out of Los Angeles, Los Angeles.
Yeah, exactly.
Los Angeles, Angeles.
No, but the thing is, going someplace like that,
you're spending a lot of money on the flight.
You can get to Mexico for $700.
You can drive there.
And then you can spend the rest of the money
that you would have spent on that, on the amenities.
Yeah, but you gotta worry about your safety.
What's that worth?
You have to worry about your safety in those places too.
None of these places are.
Bro, we act like we don't travel to fucking Milwaukee.
Right, right, right.
It's dangerous.
Isn't that Chicago?
Or some little town that you're just kind of driving through.
We act like we don't live in LA.
You ever think about that?
Well, you're never really by yourself.
Mm, in my head I am.
I'll be by myself in some little place
and I'll be like, oh, I'm here by myself.
Anything could happen.
Yeah.
You know? Uh-huh.
You're on stage and you're looking around like, oh, they don't actually have security at could happen. Yeah. You know? Uh-huh. You're on stage, and you're looking around like, oh,
they don't actually have security at this club.
No.
You know what I mean?
Security?
You're like, you're the security?
Yeah, yeah.
Some open mic'er?
Oh my god.
You're just kind of there, just kind of like, oh, anything.
This is a crazy experience, if you really think about it.
It's crazy.
So you guys aren't celebrating Mexican independence?
I am.
I'll be going nuts in,
where will I be?
Mexican,
oh, I'll be in Canada.
So I'll be living it up. What'd be the best place to be if you wanna sell tickets?
I'll be in Canada at Peterborough and London, Ontario.
I'll be there, chrisarillo.com.
Did Trudeau go through your set list
and knock out some jokes?
No.
You're not allowed to say certain things like that.
Yeah, I know.
I'll just say it and we'll see.
I think it's the 20th.
Well, I don't know what to say, what I can't say.
Miami Improv, Miami Improv, I'll be in Miami.
Come check me out.
I'm also gonna be in Alabama.
I got like a three date Alabama run
and I don't know how that's gonna be.
Three places in Alabama?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't even know there were like three big places
in Alabama, Montgomery and yeah, yeah. I didn't know there were like three big places in Alabama. Montgomery and Mobile, Mobile and uh, Birmingham.
Birmingham. Yeah. Chrislee.com. Yeah. Yeah. Same. Yeah. I know.
I think I've been all of them actually. Yeah. Mobile's the main one, right?
Yeah. I think Birmingham's pretty, I've been there too.
You ever play that club over there? Where was Selma at? Is that Selma, Alabama?
I don't know. We're Martin Luther King. Oh, that's that movie. Yeah. The movie.
The movie is Selma. Oh, Alabama. Yeah. He knows, bro.
You're very cultured. You really know a lot about Alabama.
Period. Period. And where's the university of Alabama? Right.
Oh, you're right. Tuscaloosa. Heavy on the tusk.
That's a cool name. Tuscaloosa. That's what're right. Tuscaloosa? Tuscaloosa, heavy on the tusk. That's a cool name, Tuscaloosa.
That's what I'm gonna name my third child.
Oh, I like that.
Curl her head.
Tuscaloosa.
Doesn't matter.
Tuscaloosa.
Tusca's a big girl.
That'd be terrible.
You know big tusk.
How terrible is that?
Just play rugby.
Play rugby, babe.
Lucy.
Listen, we have these kind of weird.
Thank you, Nick.
We have old school sort of normal names.
Yours is that kind of variation.
I'm on borderline like Elon Musk-ish.
It should be Brandon, OK?
Oh, even your name, his name, yeah.
His name is like, OK.
Yours is Eric with a K. That frustrates me.
Mine's the K.
I don't know if you think that.
It feels weird for a word to end on a C though to me. Thank you.
But everyone else spells their name. Well, no, I know people with Eric with a K. How many others? The Dutch way, man.
It's Dutch, bro. It's Dutch. Obviously. Look at him, dude. He's a Viking. Oh, right. Imagine him on the front of a ship. That makes sense. Just fucking
I'd be driving. Yeah, you know what the things Eric
know what I'm saying? Yes. So like the names now like even our kids names are like, it's so not that this.
Now if you look up the number one baby names
of like 2023, there's some weird stuff on there.
Tea bag and like.
Tea bag.
Most popular baby names of 2023.
It is weird that we just keep using the same names.
Olivia, Noah, Emma, Liam, Amelia, Oliver, Sophia, Elijah,
a lot of Bible names, Charlotte.
A lot of Bible names, Asher.
Like why is, why do we keep, we should keep, they-
But there's no John in there.
There's no Joes, there's no Joseph.
There's no Christopher.
Roberts.
There's no Brandons up there. You know, Aurora.
Yeah, true.
It's like that Muhammad, interesting.
Harper, I like Harper.
Dio.
Uh-oh.
Where's Dio?
Dio is number 20, the number 20 name.
How about how, how about how like in, you know,
and like, like now when you look back on history,
it's like Grover and Harold and like Henry.
And now it's going to be like, look back,
oh, look at the pictures, there's Asher.
He's going to be like a fucking cabinet member Asher doodical.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And it's just like, oh, man.
Yeah.
Asher is someone who got pregnant in college.
Oh, yeah.
Asher Roth.
I love college.
Yeah.
The timeline works out.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, I see. Yeah, I see you guys
There was some I thought the names would be crazier. Those are pretty safe. It's fine
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You ever seen Elon Musk, his name?
It's like X717.
These kids hate him.
Oh yeah.
Oh, you mean he's not a good dad?
Weird.
I mean, he's got what, 13 kids or something like that?
13, yeah.
These are the most popular names,
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Oh yeah, yeah, right.
And there are a bunch of weird ones.
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Elon Musk has 13 kids?
He does?
He plays for the NBA?
Wow.
That was like the most subtle racist thing to say
without being racist.
Ten toes deep, I stand on it.
He's not a racist.
He's like whatever daughter, son, whatever he is.
You can't try and make the world better place
and be a good dad.
You can't get to, you can't build a ship to go to Mars.
Also, you can't be a good warlord
without being a good, well, being a good dad.
You can't.
I'm a saying great dad.
No, you can't.
Yeah.
No, you're too busy chopping heads off.
Well, you had sons and girls.
And making rules. Yeah.
I don't know.
Willy nilly rules.
Don't show your mouth.
I'll kill everyone.
But if you're like, if your dad's like,
let's say your dad is the richest man in the world.
Mm-hmm.
Like, at what point, like at what age are you like, wow,
what am I doing?
Like, what am I?
You ever seen the suicide?
You've seen the statistics on suicide
if your dad's a bailer?
I look him up every day.
You're like 400% more likely to commit suicide.
I look him up every day.
That's only because your dad's a dick.
No, because you have to work.
I'm not gonna give you any money.
You have no drive.
Like there's no, you wake up and like,
I guess I'll go to college?
How much am I gonna make?
There's that video of Shaq talking about his kids,
his kids were talking about,'re rich. He was like no
And then fucking dunked on him
What a great punishment
Your dad post a basketball court and fucking post we're rich post up post up defense
His daughter's really good at basketball she goes to LSU the kids
aren't really that doesn't matter you think the kids the sons yeah what you're
gonna make them WNBA it's okay that matter that's true get minimum wage money
well you who knows what the WNBA is gonna be like now that's not gonna be a
lot I honestly think that women and men should play together and it should just
be the NBA and just post that post the NBA. And just post up. Post up baby.
Post up.
Post up dude.
Hey, Shaq's daughter, post up.
Tits on post, I dig it.
Nah, that's not gonna work.
Nah.
Well.
It was cool.
It was.
Would you have been, I mean like,
how did your upbringing, you know,
I wasn't rich growing up or anything.
No.
You know, my single mom.
You know?
Mr. 90210.
I wasn't, dude, my dad didn't start making money
until I was like, well, 13.
Yeah, before that we were.
I thought your birth was on TV.
No, no, yeah.
They used it in broadcasts.
Broadcast it live.
Yeah, they used it in one of those videos.
That's me in the miracle of birth, yeah.
In that video we used to all watch.
No, but that's what I'm saying though.
It's like, you know, but that's what I'm saying though.
But then you always wanted to be a performer because of that.
So then you had to drive to be a performer.
But I mean, I'm just wondering.
I don't even know what that must be like.
I almost wish we could talk to someone.
Where you don't have to worry about anything.
Yeah, some trust fund kid.
There's a lot of people like that.
There's some who are ballers though,
because they want to try to outshine their dad
or get from underneath the shadow and they're hustlers.
But that whole thing.
Some of them just do zannies and chill and vape.
That whole thing is just wild though.
There's no in between.
Because like.
There's no in between.
It's a disaster.
You're either a lazy fuck or you're like,
you're driven to like.
Or you're building like PayPal.
Yeah, you're using your father's money to like your father's money. Well, what was Elon Musk dad like?
Was he a like a big rich guy? I don't know
Is he good question? Well, he's still he's he's out there. You know, I must dad's out there
Yeah, I heard some like he got like oh, yeah, his ex-wife's daughter pregnant or something
Oh, that's right. Yeah, something weird. Like a stepdaughter.
Something weird like that?
Could you imagine describing your dad
as a terrible human being?
Almost every evil thing you could probably
think of he has done.
Like what?
You can't just say that.
Yeah, we need examples, man.
Or don't say it.
Yeah.
Just the DAP thing.
Three out of five of six people armed people.
What?
Wait, what's this?
Wait, hold on.
In a piece, we called that he once shot and killed Three out of five of six people armed people. What, wait, what's this? Wait, hold on.
In a piece, we called that he once shot and killed
three out of five or six armed, or three out of five
or three out of six armed people.
He says.
Who had broken his home.
All right, well whatever, hey, who knows, you know.
Oh, I read it as unarmed.
Yeah, that's not bad.
Oh.
Really? Why is that not bigger news?
Yeah, is his dad the equalizer?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Click.
Click.
If you're a billionaire and you're into guns,
your gun collection is not like.
You have like lasers.
You don't have a revolver.
Your shit is like, boop.
It's like Batman.
Yeah.
The Predator?
The fucking Predator?
The Predator?
Yeah, dude.
No.
No.
No. No. It just goes, coo coo coo. Dude, you don't even see it. The head just goes, pfft. Yeah
Right, no go to him. Yeah, he's got so much money. Yeah got him
He's got a fucking Batman kid was his dad wealthy does anything about his dad's that they were wealthy. Oh, they're wealthy
Did he walk through his it you walk through you walk through his hallway you just like this what the heck in half yeah yeah yeah
what was the movie
it was a video game it was a video game residents evil
yeah yeah yeah yeah oh he's cubes now oh he's cubes now
oh my god wait but Elon Musk there's all these like, you know, mythological stories about him,
like about how he slept on someone's couch
because he had reinvested the money.
He still didn't have a home.
It's in PayPal and all that kind of stuff.
He has a pal.
He doesn't have a home, he sold all his land
so he can't come after him.
Who can't come after him?
I don't know, some shit he said.
Who's coming after him?
I don't know, he just rents.
Who knows, man?
He sold all his property.
That's wild.
Where I was like, oh, you seem miserable. Why would he do that? I don't know, he just rents. He sold all his property. Where I was like, oh, you seem miserable.
Why would he do that?
I don't know, who you doing it for?
What town is Johnny Carson from?
I did a show there, because what's his name?
One of the richest guys in the world, the electricity guy is from this town.
He's like cheap.
Everybody knows where he lives.
Electro?
Yeah, it's in Iowa.
It's in Iowa, yeah.
Norfolk or whatever.
Although born in Iowa, Johnny moved to Norfolk.
But anyway, what's the guy? Warren Buffett. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, Warren Buffett. But it's crazy how everybody in town is like, oh yeah, Warren lives, you know, he his Toyota Corolla. Bro, I don't like that shit.
I hate that he drives that shit.
Get a helicopter and get a fucking Lamborghini
and get a fucking, get all of the cars.
Yeah, who you doing it for?
Dude, what are you doing?
Hey, who's it for?
Act the part, you're rich.
Sometimes the people are just cheap, dude.
It is what it is.
But when you're that, when you have billions?
Your cheap is getting a Eurus.
Cheap is, the guy has fucking nine trillion dollars. It's cheap to get any car. Yeah, I'm cheap. Yeah, I'll get the phantom
There's stories about LeBron James like he won't pay for like Spotify premium
You know I mean that kind of stuff well
I guess there's a level of cheapness if you have in their head you can never let go I'm cheap like that
Are you that's so hell? Yeah, dude? He would be that way billions dude. Yeah, I like
Are you? That's so... Hell yeah dude, he would be that way if he had billions dude.
You'd be like, Eric get a new fucking shirt.
Rachel's the one that had to like, you know, change me.
But I was living in a certain apartment that I loved.
I was like, my rent was cheap.
I was doing my little cooking show in my little kitchen.
And people was clowning me. Everybody was talking about,
Oh Griffin must be poor. He's poor because he like...
And I was like, okay. I's the three shows at the same time?
I take the money from the check it go right into the bank and I don't think about it
Why why what what for what though? You're just gonna save it? Yeah, I was saving it for I'm glad I did
But you probably have a fair I have a big-ass house. But did you have a fair grown up? You're gonna be broke
Hey, I, hey, hey.
I got a goaded house.
Did you all just goaded?
I can't wait to come over and see how I'm doing.
You know what I'm saying? A lot of it's from your childhood.
Yeah, because I saw my mom struggling and working hard.
She made sure I was happy.
You know what I mean? So I was like, I always lived in an apartment.
So I never, you know, I never thought about it.
I never saw flashy stuff where I was like, oh, I want to do that.
And then when I started to actually make money, you know, I never thought about I never saw flashy stuff where I was like, oh I want to do that And then when I started to actually make money you like you you being a broke comic then when you start to make money
You're like, well, I don't have to ever think I'm gonna work again. That's how I always thought
Yeah, I was like well bank, you know, God bless you, man
Guys start buying more stuff my father-in-law's like that. He was looking for a hairnade. He called like 10 different fucking shops.
That's crazy.
He's like, I saved $18.
I'm like, we're so different.
I would have called the first one and took it.
Yeah.
And figured it out.
Yeah, I'd be deaf.
Fuck it, I'm not getting one.
I'm just, I don't, I don't want, I gotta drive there?
Nah, I'm not going.
Dude, just, how about this for the rest of my life?
What?
Can they Uber, can they Uber Eats it here?
Yeah, dude.
Will they deliver?
Do they have it on Postmates?
No?
Then what forever?
What forever?
I would have forced everyone to learn sign language.
These are the worst.
Yeah, dude.
I say what so much anyway.
It's just incredible.
Dude, I think the comedy clubs, the yelling and shit,
has just been, I'm just, dude, my son is in the back seat and I'm driving
and he's just like, and I say, what?
And he goes, it doesn't do it louder,
cause he's four, he doesn't know how to do it louder now.
And I say, buddy, you gotta speak up
or I'm not gonna hear you.
And then he either says it again louder and rudely,
now he knows how to do rude stuff.
Or.
Wonder where he got that from.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or, or he doesn't do it and I go, all right,
well then that's the game.
We don't hear it.
Then I don't hear it.
Then that's fine.
Then I don't know what you said.
And then that's how it's going to be from now on.
I don't know what you said ever.
So don't ever refer to this.
Thank you very much.
I want to know, like, are you driving on a crowded highway yep you're in your four-year-olds in the
back you're just like what yep this is me going 95 miles an hour to my dad has
tinnitus yeah that that a tinnitus thing that Tinnitus. Tinnitus. No, no, no, no, no.
Is it tinnitus or is it tinnitus?
I heard both.
I heard both, yeah.
Tinnitus makes more sense, but it sounds-
My dad's hard of hearing.
I'll tell a whole story.
He'll let it finish and go, I'm sorry, what'd you say?
I'm like, nothing.
It's over.
I don't think he's hard of hearing.
He just doesn't want to hear your dumb story.
No, he does.
But I'm like, tell me two minutes.
No, I got a new hood on it.
Tell me 20 seconds in, you can't hear.
It's a different color, it's carbon fiber.
No, that's the Hummer.
Huh?
Nothing.
Yeah, I used to, when my mom,
she wasn't telling me that she was like starting to like be confused and stuff.
So she would be like.
And this was watching your standup?
Ah, piece of shit.
Like I would tell, one of the things my mom would do,
I'd be like, oh yeah, I had this audition
and I got a call back and this, you know.
But then we're talking about something
completely different.
I might say to her, three weeks ago I might say, I'm just waiting for them to call. Then we're, three weeks later we're talking about something completely different. I might say to her three weeks ago,
I might say, I'm just waiting for them to call.
Then three weeks later, we're having a conversation
about something that she'll say, did the guy call?
I'm like, what guy?
What are you talking about?
Did she say, well, and then she,
but then I didn't know until later.
And I was like, oh, she was losing her mind.
Sucks, right? But that's weird. I don't know if my dad's getting older I was like, oh. Right. She was losing her mind. It sucks, right?
But that's weird.
I don't know if my dad's getting older
because he's always been like that.
He's just always like,
I'm like, wait, what are you talking about now?
Not loopy, but like he's just.
Not loopy, we got loopy right from.
No, I just be like, I don't want to talk about that.
I want to talk about what I want to talk about.
You know what I mean?
I'm like, oh, well that was five years ago.
Oh, can you imagine Chris, his brother, his dad at Thanksgiving
trying to control the conversation?
Not even, dude.
Me, my dad, my brother, my dad's brother,
and his other two other brothers.
You're saying my dad and his brothers, right?
Yeah, no.
But I'm just saying to give you, I want to be like, it was crowded.
And then my grandpa, when he was alive forget it dude it was just so
My god, dude, you would have you there's not enough spotlights. It's not even that it's in a spotlight
All right, let's just put a wash on it
Yeah, turn on the floodlights dude. It was just it I mean unbelievable unbelievable
They're unbelievable. I does your brother command they're older now. I miss it so much. Yeah. Yeah
Not really. It's not really like commanding attention. It's just like I do I have that but Matt has contempt for right, right
But but it's mostly just that they, that it's always arguing.
We're always arguing.
Everyone's super opinionated.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if one's off, oof, oof, oof.
Yeah.
And now I can't do that.
Like, Kristen didn't grow up that way.
So I'm like, we're just having fun arguing.
And she's like, no, you hate me.
I'm like, what?
Oh, no, I don't.
This is how I show I love you.
Why do you hate me?
Yeah, yeah.
That's their thing.
So now I do it with Calvin.
I'm trying to man him up a little bit, you know?
And then she's like, don't, you know, don't, don't yell.
I'm like, I'm not even, you want to, you want to hear yelling?
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You're anger management.
Anger management.
That's what Rachel says to me.
You're anger management.
Yeah.
Listen, we're in a car.
You want, I just want my wife to commiserate with me. I'm in the car and somebody does some dumb shit.
You clock the dumb shit.
You clock, yeah.
Right?
And you're just like, what the fuck?
Right.
You know?
Right.
Why would you do that?
And then she's like, oh my god.
She's like, leave that little Asian guy alone.
What?
No, no.
It could be any race, Brendan, come on.
No, I don't know.
And then you you just like
Oh my god, you're you're this whatever's going on with you right now. Yeah, like no, I just that was dumb
Yeah, can we agree that it's dumb babe? Yeah, say it's dumb
You just like when that happens or what?
You enjoy it. No, we want to argue with them because it's like I don't know if we can stay married if you think that's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I still got the energy now to argue.
It was gonna be on him,
but now you decide to tap in.
It's just, it's a weird, like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I think that it's, yeah.
I have, when I go to the airport,
I use this company that take the driver
and one driver they send is,
I mean, dude, it's like, he's just driving,
he's like, this guy fucking, this,
and I'm like, well, it's crazy, bro,
that he's, and it's kind of stressful,
and I get it, I get it, but I'm just like,
dude, why is he saying it too much?
Is he from out of the country?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, let's see, okay, have you never been,
you haven't been to Egypt?
No. Okay, so. I've never been to Mexico, man. Yeah, that's true, okay, you've never been, you haven't been to Egypt? No.
Okay, so.
I've never been to Mexico, man.
Yeah, that's true.
Why would you go to Egypt?
Well, I've been to Canada.
The thing about places like that is like,
you wanna talk about just no,
there's no rhyme or reason.
Right, no.
On the road.
No.
Okay, so when these people drive, man,
it's aggressive driving,
but like, they don't go fast, it's just aggressive.
And it's a lot of this.
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that's when you get into an Uber.
Especially Chinese.
Remember Tim, when we were in Australia?
They're just, I think because they grow,
it's so packed where they're at,
it's not the way they act we think through to them.
They're just getting places.
Yeah, yeah.
Like they'll cut you off and you're like,
hey bitch.
The subways in Japan, they just pack in like sardines.
They don't give a fuck.
They have no.
Dicks are on butts.
Yeah, they don't care about personal space.
Personal space means nothing to me.
If you're in a subway in Japan and you go like this,
you could just kiss somebody.
They're there.
100%.
They're there.
Dude, but do you do it right away or you just kind of like,
I mean, I could just.
No.
You just go. Maybe I'm just, I mean, I could just. No, you just go.
Maybe I'm just, mm, oh, wow.
They're like this, they're like this.
What's this?
Fatality rate for car accidents.
But it's like, there's two people,
because it's so crowded, so people are like this,
you're kind of like, hey.
Let's get this over with.
Oh shit, so Mississippi has the worst drivers, but this is
Egypt and it's five point six per a hundred thousand people die and you said be twelve point eight
Especially mississippi's twenty because they know how to do it. They're just you know, and they're not going fast enough
Bikes I've been to Lebanon. Car, their bikes. I've been to Lebanon and-
Why are you going to all these places?
He's an international assassin.
Yeah.
You know?
I mean, you always see him coming, you know?
That was the whole plan.
Yeah, I've been to like, I remember being in Lebanon and like, this kind of person, liaison
is like, we're going and she goes she goes
Oh, yeah, you know a month ago. There was a sniper over there
Third world baby, I'm not the one for that shit. Okay, cuz I'm like what the fuck are we doing right here?
She's like he left though
Yesterday sniping somewhere else But that one I was a type of it was called the Paris of the Middle East in like
2004 something like that like hot second ago hot single
I know but it's like but it was like it would be like a five-star hotel next to like a bombed-out building from the war
That they have oh, dude. It was a fix it
Fix it, dude
Yeah, Beirut man Beirut is a trip.
Paris to the Middle East, there you go.
I have no desire to go to any of those places.
Yeah, I've been to Dubai, I've been to Egypt.
Dubai's supposed to be super lit.
I've been to Saudi Arabia.
I'd go to Dubai, dude.
It's so hot.
I've been to Abu Dhabi, I've been to Doha.
Have you been to Africa?
These places are in Africa. Well, I've been to Doha. Have you been to Africa? These places are, some of these places are in Africa.
Well I'm saying like Africa.
This is Africa.
No I'm talking about like Congo.
You'd be like, no I mean United States.
No I'm talking about like the Congo, Nigeria.
No, no, no, no.
My homeland.
No, no.
2.1% Congolese.
Like the black, black, black places.
How you can use the emerald?
No.
Where Christmas people took us from, no.
I haven't been to any of those places.
Well, your people sold you, right?
That's all I'll tell you.
We vibing?
We vibing right now?
Oh man, oh man.
Do you see Tyree Kill?
I don't even. What's that?
I don't wanna get into it with you either,
but my only thing, was there excessive force?
Yes, we'll see the most compliant. No, what's that? That's how that's gonna go with he's white black mix in Chinese
It's not how that's gonna go. I disagree. We're gonna start anyways. I don't know what I'm
You know what football here was on a way to his name's the cheetah. Oh cheetah
He was in his Lamborghini. He was in his hold on
It was a McLaren. No
I'm sorry. Oh, really? That's the point of the what do you say? What do you say? It was a dumb expensive car?
Okay, is a McLaren. He was speeding to the game. Yeah
They should have pulled him over pull over he rolls the window up. They knocked on it
Yeah, and he rolls down goes just give me the tickets. I can get out. I gotta go to the game
He rolls the window back up. They go keep the window down. Yeah, he refuses to do it
They open up the car and then fucking Johnny saved the day's like give it up to the car and then fucking put some
That's too much
Comply if you're doing effort no, but here's the thing man. Here's the thing your kids
Let's see if your kids are doing something
that you told them not to do, okay?
There's a certain level of restraint that you're gonna have,
even I don't care how mad you are.
If you're pulling somebody over for speeding,
they're already doing something wrong.
Make it big screen.
It doesn't, it shouldn't lead to this.
That was excessive force, but my only problem, could this been avoided if he was like my bad officer
Here's my license registration instead of leaving the window open. No, no, no you because to me like that's so you're saying that
Okay, so you're saying this Chris watch it. I haven't he doesn't he doesn't I want I will know the guy
So this is, it's like excessive force.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
And then, oh, I'm just going to give you a ticket.
Mm-hmm.
No, no, no.
That's the difference.
But hold on.
But hold on.
My thing with the-
That's the difference.
So I got to put my knee in your back and put you in handcuffs here.
Yeah, yeah.
Too much. Too much.
And then just give you a ticket.
But hold on, Eric.
Come on. Too much.
But if you would have complied, would there have been excessive force?
No, no. I'm saying yes.
Who knows?
You think they would still would have?
Oh, I disagree. That's what I'm trying to say. I just think these cops went like this dude. They were like,
oh, we're just going to give you a ticket. We're fine. Yep. And then, and then fuck that.
Yep. Get out on the ground. I don't know. I'm pointing to the one black guy that knows what I'm
talking about. That's just bullshit. I don't know. I think they use excessive force. I think if you
would have complied, it wouldn't even got to
that point yeah well yeah yes take some accountability both do both parties it's
not like you much were in a good mood that that one if that one look put it
this way if that one thing triggers them to do that they shouldn't be cops
bingo period that's crazy but I didn't see it yet so let me see it and make
sure that that's true watch yes you can see what's going on but I didn't see it yet. So let me see it and make sure that that's true watch yes
You can see what's going on. I know I'll light it up with stats. It'll get nasty. I start giving you stats. Okay, well
We can look up the status illicit listen
You should
It's already argumentative right?
Hold on. I have to not to let you know. I'm here. Oh, you can lower and talk to you
No, that's mad rose the window rose rose the window back up there dude leave the window down
Legally you don't have I know but let me know how it goes for you when
you don't exactly I would go ahead no no I would know I would I would roll of
course you wouldn't because you're a normal person all this is normal you
should complied all this enormous This is where it gets weird.
This guy, this guy's the problem.
Yeah.
Way too much.
Too much.
Didn't need to physically touch him.
That's too much.
I agree.
I'm just saying, this wouldn't have happened
if you would have complied at the top.
Listen, listen.
I'm getting arrested, Drew.
What's your point?
My point is, there's's plenty examples of cops like white people, for instance, acting
crazy with the cops and they don't do this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, now all I'm saying just off the stat, more white people are shot than black by cops.
Again, again, That's not a British
You're making this racial all I'm saying is no not cops should not have done that
That one cop was too much
And I get it and my I make like $40,000 a year. He's pulling up
Here's this dude in a Lamborghini acting like yeah, just give me my clear out of here. Whatever
It's a dumb stupid expensive
Cop like like as having a day. Yeah. Yeah
How would they treat the guy by the same
If he acted like that
This all i'm saying is that could have been a vote that cop way too much
Yeah, that could have been avoided if he just complied like most people do but that's I don't think it's a race thing
I think this is black white Hispanic Cuban. What I'm saying is this I think that that cop still
Could have he would have found something. I don't think I don't think that's fair. No, I don't believe that because not you
Know we're not like this No, I don't believe that because not you
Are not like this This is the exception but in this if this guy is the exception
I think he would have found whatever he wanted to do to maybe maybe so you say that just window
He said, you know, as a matter of fact
What's his name Tariq he was acting like a fucking asshole, correct?
And that's the problem, but you know one takes accountability now is on scene. He was acting like a fucking asshole. Correct. And that's the problem. But no one takes accountability. Now he's on scene there like, no, no, no.
He was acting like an asshole.
I'm such a victim.
It's like, you want to be.
When you pull somebody.
OK, let me make this point.
When the cops get called to say a disturbance, when they get
there, the people that are involved in the disturbance
are supposed to be like, well, I'm so sorry, officer.
Let me just.
No, they're getting called there.
Yeah.
And so.
I agree with you.
The cops have to know how to deal.
I agree with you.
To deescalate situations.
I agree with you.
And what I'm saying is that particular cop wasn't in the mood to deescalate.
Right, right, right.
He was in the mood to show I'm actually in charge.
Yeah, for sure, yeah.
And I'm going to make you feel shitty.
I'm taking you out of your super expensive car.
Right, because you're not complying. And making you feel like whatever I'm going gonna make you feel shitty. I'm taking you out of your super expensive car
and making you feel like whatever I'm gonna make you feel like.
I think that that's the issue right there.
That guy shouldn't be a cop.
No, the issue is he should have complied
and would have gotten to this.
That's all I'm saying.
But those are two issues that are not...
They're not connected.
That's what I'm saying.
Mutually exclusive.
You guys are both agree.
Mutually exclusive. No, I'm saying... No, I'm saying. Mutually exclusive. You guys are both agree. Mutually exclusive.
No, I'm saying.
No, I'm agreeing he was too much.
It's like, Jesus Christ, you'd relax.
But then also, Tyron Kill, be better.
I've been pulled over by the cop,
and this is what happens.
When they say, you know why we pulled you over?
You're like, okay, yeah.
And then they say, you were speeding.
Now, there's a moment where you're trying
to talk your way out of this, right?
Sure. But the moment they start writing the now. There's a moment where you're trying to talk your way out of this, right? Sure
But the moment they start writing to take it
It's over. Yeah, chalk it up. Yep, chill and and I think that's the you know, like if the guy oh first of all
So you're telling me the cop comes over and he bangs on your
$300,000 Lamborghini
You know, I'm not I'm not running it back up cuz clearly that
what I'm saying is that what he did in terms of
Making the cops feel whatever they're gonna feel I don't think that warrants that no
It's not like he was like get the fuck away from my car
No, no, yeah, it was
my car, pig, bitch, or whatever. No, no.
Yeah.
It was definitely like, all right, bro.
But it's probably not going to go well.
You're not helping.
I knocked on the window because I wanted you to roll it down.
Not because of that.
The first guy was cool.
He goes, no, I have to tell you why I'm pulling you over.
You got to leave it down.
He goes, I ain't leaving it down.
He goes, dude.
He knows he's about to get a ticket.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, how are you going to give him the ticket?
He's got to roll down the fucking window to do it.
Hey, hey, dude, you're going to get a ticket.
He gave him the license.
He rolled back up.
That's exactly what the cop said.
He goes.
And he called his, he was calling his agent right then to the, hey, man, I think I fucking window to do it. Hey, hey dude, you're gonna get a ticket. He gave him the license. That's exactly what the cop said. And he was calling his agent right then to be,
hey man, I think I'm about to get arrested.
I think something's happening right now.
And he's making sure, he wants to know like,
look, make sure something's about to go on right now.
And you have to do that with the window open,
that's dark tinted.
Now why do cops make you roll your window down?
Just in case you have a gun.
So clearly they don't know who he is.
So they're like, bro, why you keep rolling up
the fucking window?
When you, uh.
Also, the cops have to worry about other.
No, I guarantee you though.
I guarantee you they don't.
They wouldn't have done this.
The cops have to worry about other football players
running up and tackling them while they're doing that too.
Well, the other guy, they all saw this happening.
And one of the football players,
the guy's like six, nine, 300 something pounds.
And he walked over.
Clive Campbell.
He walked over like this, like, hey, what's going on? That's how we kill whatever and that one one cop was still like like, you know, well
Don't interfere. He wasn't interfering but it's like you want to I didn't see it interfering would be like you going to
He's a Denver boy. You're not gonna give me your license? You're not gonna give me your license? Let me have your license! Your license right now!
Hey! Your license right now!
Yeah, you guys are too much.
No, no, but you know...
He's so mad, the cop.
Your license right now!
The other cops that get in your car and leave it, he goes,
He told me I could leave, he goes,
You're dealing with me now!
All I'm saying is this, this guy is on one.
Was that the guy that pulled him out? That guy? With me now. Yeah, I'm saying is this they're all this guy is on one
What was that thing? I pulled him out. There's got the guy. Oh, yeah I know is a different is a big white fucking no he took his helmet off
I do all I'm saying is this that guy's on one. Yeah
What I'm saying so you what I'm saying is like the cops you're not dealing with like upright citizens
Yeah, yeah, the guy already just did a crime. He was
10 miles over the speed limit apparently. You know what I mean? So I'm like... It's not really crime, but yeah.
Apparently it's a crime enough to like... It's against the law. It's against the law, yeah. You know, whatever it is, I'm just saying,
all I'm saying is like they're cops, no matter who they are, black, white, whatever, it doesn't matter.
All I'm saying is like you're not dealing with people who are gonna all of a sudden start acting
right because yeah yeah yeah yeah I understand so the de-escalation protocol
yeah I understand in the place that was not it and I don't know about like
that's not Tyree killed fault that these guys are being like nah fuck that today
fuck that today you know what today. You know what? Today, this rich dude, we gonna make him feel
how you look in the field.
Tyree cast like a little bit of accountability.
Yeah, you, you, you, but yeah, no, but you.
I understand that.
I'm not saying he doesn't have any accountability.
They're both at fault.
This isn't necessary for a speeding ticket.
As a cop, you have to be better than that
is what you're saying.
Yes!
You're in the, you're in the position of.
You'd be pissed too if that was your outfit.
Yeah, that's true.
It looks ridiculous.
Dude, even at a restaurant,
even at a restaurant,
you come over and the customer's always right.
That's a, you know, you wanna...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even a waiter has to come over and be like,
even if you're acting like a dick,
and that's not right for you to act like a dick,
there's a certain like, oh, okay, well sir.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, so in this case, when you have a dick. There's a certain like, okay. Well sir Yeah, okay
So in this case when you have a gun in a baton and friends now you at the restaurant and somebody's like hey
You know my steak is a cook like
We should have been nicer right right right right no well well if I was like give me my fucking steak
I ain't leaving like yes, you are my not
Yeah, I'm just saying dude. It's like these guys also those cops were Latina by the way. Yeah
I'm just saying for the rest of viewers out there
Yeah, cuz you're this viewership needs to know that this ain't a race issue
No about power and no power but also and knowing how to deal with the cops
They're not gonna react well when you know, I don't know how absolutely not no absolutely not
He he had a little bit of entitlement going on there for sure and he learned to be called
He's they no no no he's not gonna learn anything because he went to the game and scored a touchdown and he's gonna go on with his
Life as a millionaire. Well, no now he's on CNN now. He's on CNN crying victim, but this could know but what's happening?
They're making a race issue work. I
Felt like he was trying to be like hey, let's work together
I'm not mad at all the cops. He was susted hit this press conference after the game
He was talking like that, but this one cops already on administrative leave. Yeah, it's like it's like if
He obviously didn't know it was tire. We kill
No in my opinion because I don't think so cuz cuz like
Imagine you're like the you're his boss and everybody always talks about the cops and in all the violence last thing
The last thing they want is for that shit to get viral and you're acting like that to the most famous guy in the league
bro
The cops like what do you what do you out of all the times I get it man?
But all the times to do it to the cheetah
Headed to the fucking game that where they are right there is like that's not far away from the stadium
That's literally at the stadium. Yeah, you can see the cones the whole stadium
So so it's like even to be like that even like take a moment to be like, oh, wait a minute McLaren
Dude it's like
That's his crime that's his
That's exactly what I'm saying my point
How dumb is that like what it, no, no, he's on my fancy football, let him go. How's that not happening? I'm just saying, how dumb is that?
Like, what it tells me is like, that happens a lot.
This guy probably pulls people over
and when he's having a bad day, he's like,
you know what, we gonna sweat this dude today.
I get that.
One time I was driving on Sunset
and my window was down, like a little bit, you know?
And it was like, I saw my speedometer, man.
It's 35 miles. You know know I was at 37. Yeah
Yeah, dude
Yeah, yeah, you know cuz I was like, oh this day's ready there are cops like that. Yeah, yeah. You know, cause I was like, oh, this guy's ready. There are cops like that, yeah.
He's ready.
All I'm saying is, he was ready.
And then to what you're saying is like,
no, how to deal with the cops.
How could he, cause I feel like I thought it would've been like,
Fuck you.
Fuck off, man.
You know, it would've just been like,
Get out the car.
Because he was like, he probably had a night.
He's on sunset.
I just feel like,
Dealing with drunk people and it's like, you know what?
He's sick of it. When you feel like you're, when you feel like you're dealing,
when you feel like you're dealing with people, that's when you start to get an
attitude preemptively and the cops feel like they're dealing with criminals.
But black people feel like they're dealing with cops a lot. I feel like.
So it's like, all right, motherfucker, here we go. Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah. I don't know.
It's a, it's a whole issue for both sides.
Yeah, whole issue.
Of course.
Yeah, whole issue.
Because I saw a sports show today,
and the guy was saying, when you see military,
when I see a military person,
I do the same thing this guy was saying.
I go, hey, thank you for your service.
Yeah.
You don't know what their life is
or what they do, but it's kind of like,
oh, I respect the military, whatever. You wanna be like that is or what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like oh, I respect this
Same you want to be like that with cops too. You should be you should be no you should be I know You don't want to go off the exception
But there's not because then we're gonna be mean to football then you should be mean to football players at in Hernandez
but the thing is
What ends up happening is I don't feel like the cops are involved enough in the community, they live in other places.
So people all get treated in a way,
that could have been deescalated by the cops so easily.
Like I saw the prison show, it was so funny
that the prisoners were acting a certain way,
and the guy was showing what they do.
So he grabs the guy, and he he was like the whole time he was
saying I'm not your I'm not your enemy I'm not your enemy I'm not but you know
he was like I'm not your enemy I'm not your enemy you know it's like it was a
way they were talking specifically about like de-escalate right so you would
think in prison so then that means in prison with criminals people in jail
convicted you think they acted nice to the guards
But they have no weapons. They have no guns. Do they not they have no gun? No, they do
That's why they got their right here. So there's no shanks in their prison. There's shanks, but there's no guns
Yeah, but because remember these cops the reason these cops are high alert
The reason these cops are high alert because they want to go back to their families Just like everybody else
This guy looks like he wants to put his name
Lamborghini Ferrari McLaren all three different. Yeah Yeah, McLaren's a big boy, yeah.
I didn't know that.
But isn't McLaren like the maxis?
We've been trying to tell you this whole episode.
And Ferrari's like the Toyota, isn't it?
No, no, no, McLaren's dope,
especially when it comes to Formula One.
McLaren's cool, I don't love them.
I don't fit in them, so I don't give a fuck about them.
If you were doing a Pepsi Coke challenge,
you couldn't tell me the difference between those cars.
Ferrari is my favorite.
That makes me sick you said
If I blindfolded you I could do it off the engine if I blindfolded you oh my fucking nerd
Really oh I want that you could that's not that hard. That's not that hard you I can't do it
You know, but you but but no, I just different and just sound's not that hard. That's not that hard. I can't do it. You don't. But you, but, but no, I just different.
Engines sound different.
No, they do.
Absolutely.
Dude, driving my car now is way
different than driving the Ferrari.
Way, way different.
It's way different.
And they're both fucking awesome.
One's a V6.
Yeah.
And the other one's got V8.
V10.
That's right.
V10.
Yeah.
I don't know.
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Is this one of the cops FaceTiming?
Yeah.
That'd be a great challenge.
I want to see that.
Yeah, we can do that.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Let's do it.
This is the guy who called in on the last patreon episode whose daughter won do a
Work out at 6 a.m. Oh, right. Oh, yeah, and I kept saying water the flower. We're gonna go
Hey guys, I'm watering the flower. It's 5 a.m. We're gonna go on one and a half speed cuz he okay
Well, he runs fast fast One and a half speed because he okay Everyone's fast
Yes
We're putting that actual road work
I know how stupid mustache
started a joke during COVID
Chased by the cops?
Come on, how are you doing today?
Mustache.
With a joke.
You're in COVID.
And my wife and my kids think it's cool.
So do I have a stupid mustache?
Yeah.
That's sick dude. That's totally sick.
Thank you guys for the motivation. Thanks for everything.
I'll be out here running.
That's right. The music.
Oh she's gangster.
Did Ash play the song?
What's the music?
It gave me chills.
Why did he edit it together?
Now this is our song.
That's the song that me and Braz did with Jelly Roll.
He put it in there? Yeah.
Yeah.
Love this.
Made my day.
That's cool.
It's not the mustache.
It's the dumb ass light on your head.
I thought it was a motion or something.
Yeah.
Do you work in caves, you a miner?
Like, come on.
Yeah.
Is that what you do?
Like, what are we talking about?
Yeah.
But good for that guy.
I love it.
Yeah, that's cool.
Hey, hey, hey. He's watering that guy. I love it. Yeah, that's cool. Hey, hey, hey.
He's watering that flower.
He's watering the fuck out that flower.
He got his water hose out.
Yeah, bro.
Good for him.
Speaking of, I bought a water hose.
Oh, dude, hey.
Get ready for an uptick in views.
Yeah.
And I washed my car.
Oh, you washed your car?
They're gonna replay that moment a lot.
Chris doesn't know how to wash his car.
I do too, you drive it to the fucking car wash.
Oh, you drive it?
No, I have a guy come.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
He's great, Sam.
Goat it.
Is that all he does?
Cause I could do that for you.
How much you pay him, Nick. How much you pay him?
Nick, you'll fuck it up.
You'll fuck it up.
Nick, look at this part.
I can't turn the volume down.
Why is there pillows and blankets in the back of the fridge?
Nick's been sleeping in here.
Is that it, Nicholas?
No.
What's more expensive? What beginning?
I mean depends well depends which
Depends on what was the highest high which one is the highest Ferrari. Well, you talk about but you're talking about Reese like
over sticker though, uh
Or even if you were to buy nothing if McLaren's higher no, no front certain fries for sure. Oh, really? Yeah
What's yeah, if you get like a fully spec'd out F90, SF90,
yeah you're looking at like 900 grand.
Really?
The new Ferrari SUV, I think they're starting at a million.
Yeah, it's tough.
Well no, no, no, no, no, no.
The Ferrari SUV is 400,000.
If you could get a MSRP.
But that's what I'm saying.
I'm saying MSRP.
Without paying over,1,000.
The SF90 straight up spec'd out fully is like $900,000.
That's crazy.
I don't think Lamba has anything like that.
McLaren doesn't.
You're telling me that the base of the car is $400,000 and that's not enough?
Like you shouldn't be.
Yeah, the basic, most basic.
It doesn't count, so what, you like the windows are like this?
No, no, no, no.
It's still dope, but it's just.
Is it?
Is it dope?
If you like it, yeah. I mean, I would not get the Ferrari SUV for $400,000. No, it looks no, no, no, it's still dope, but it's just Is it dope? If you like it, yeah, I mean I would not get the Ferrari SUV for 400,000
No, it looks like a Mazda
No way
But he's saying that you would get the, you would be like, all right, give me, you'd get the $400,000 Ferrari
And then you'd have to be like, okay now put the stuff on it
Yeah, yeah, it would be more than that
Why wouldn't the stuff just come on it?
Because there's different models
Because they make like, you know, a certain amount of them and they don't give a fuck
Okay, so what do you get for five hundred thousand? Tell me you get a dope-ass SUV, but you're not getting the most elite
I'm saying what comes okay?
What comes on the car for four hundred thousand and then what do you get extra for five hundred? Well, it's like cameras
We'll take fucking so so say you bought an f12 will Smith is always in there
Say about an f12 then then they have the F12 TDF.
That'd be great to see looking through the pamphlet. Oh, you can get Will Smith in there.
Oh, fuck my life.
Just fuck it.
Just fuck it.
We're listening, we're listening.
No, it's all right.
It's all right.
Fuck it.
All right, wow, in the back.
Woo!
Woo!
Ha ha ha!
You hear that?
Dude, come on. Well, you know how there's like, like if you bought a, like a CLK Mercedes, like a CLK
430, then there's CLK 55 AMG.
So it's going to be a faster engine, probably bigger turbos, more carbon fiber.
And in there you get Paul Giamatti in the car.
It's not as good as woo.
You know, but it's still cool.
It's just. Someone like Nick is controlling a radio and shit for you. Is that, but it's still cool. It's just.
Someone like Nick is controlling the radio and shit for you.
Is that what you get for 500,000?
It depends.
If you want Paul Giamatti in the front seat or Will Smith in the back seat.
Controlling all your calls.
How much is it to get Idris Elba?
Front seat.
No, because imagine there's a guy in the back.
Oh, your wife's on the phone?
Sick.
But I, so you're, I see you wait wait wait I still
don't understand what you get for 500,000 more different trim different
trip different like engine upgrade teaching performance up in more more
more exclusive yeah different exhaust tires what's more exclusive fiber than
the 400,000 400,000 one one of some people that ain't enough. One of them is so exclusive it only has one seat.
It just sounds crazy to me.
It's in the back.
Yeah.
It sounds, I'm not.
I can't reach.
It just, it sounds crazy.
That's the shit I like.
It's crazy.
I get it, but I get you, but it's like, it's not like when you go to like the Toyota dealership
and the Corolla, you get the base Corolla and then they have the other one.
They do though. They have a special race. So that's like, you had the Ferrari dealership and the Corolla, you get the base Corolla, and then they have the other one.
They do though.
So that's like having the Ferrari dealership,
you get the Ferrari dealership and they're like,
yeah, that's the one.
Yeah. You don't want that one.
That's the entry level.
You don't want that one.
Are you poor? It's $400,000.
That's my point. That sounds crazy.
I mean, I can't even enter that conversation.
$400,000, I mean, that's crazy.
It is crazy.
Entering that conversation, you're going to, how much is. It is crazy. You're entering that conversation,
you're gonna, how much is it gonna be
when you're done with all of a sudden done?
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
But you're already, so you would go in already knowing.
You're just like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got that, I know that's 400 grand.
But let me show me the other thing.
And they have to like go to like a secret door.
Yeah.
You know, there's like, you know what I mean?
And there's like a DJ and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? DJ's like, you know what I mean? And there's like a DJ and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
TJ.
Where's the car?
Sparkling water.
We're in it.
Whoa, really?
And the car comes up like the Batmobile
and it's just like,
damn, I get like custom.
I understand custom,
but I'm just curious.
Wheels, you know?
Cause this isn't even like you taking it
to like a custom place.
No.
And doing shit.
Ferrari themselves are saying like,
here's a 400,000, we're starting there,
and now do you want the better tires?
Do you want the better range?
We should show Eric the actual car we're talking about,
the Ferrari SUV, he'll be like what the fuck.
It looks like a Mazda.
I happen to like it, but it is crazy that it's 400,000.
Now this is the 900,000 version.
400,000.
No, 400.
Nick, pull it up.
Get the fuck out of here.
Are you kidding me, dude?, that's four hundred thousand dollars
Yeah, you would I would need that shit
Tattooed on the side of the car. It would need to say
Bring up the Mazda. It looks like it does look like that. It is way cooler. They stole the idea from us
No, I think what they did is they just made the already Ferrari beefed up which
is not necessarily the move. Like make it look different. This is very much more autodynamic.
It's the same. More aerodynamic though. It's the same car. Well it's not. Same. You would be
furious. You could tell which one. How furious would you be though? You pull up in your $400,000
Ferrari, you get out and then somebody sees it goes dude dope Mazda
Well, that's how does that make you see the cat Williams or Kevin Hart had that joke where the Chrysler 300 they copy the Royce
He's like you think you have a Rolls Royce that pulls up next year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, of course
Yeah, it's the but it's about what you know, you're but see you're very particular big time
Yeah, so you wouldn't like it like you were mad that I called it a Lamborghini.
Disgusting.
It's a McLaren.
That was unforgivable.
But yeah.
Like you know.
I know the difference between a Lamborghini
and a fucking Ferrari, yeah.
You do that.
No, I think you do.
Stupid.
You guys were talking about vacations in Mexico
and Hawaiian stuff.
I was just recently chilling on vacation.
That's not you. That's not me, but someone said to chilling on vacation. That's not you.
That's not me, but someone sent it to me and-
It does look like you.
Is you.
Why is there a dial-up phone?
That's you.
I think that's me, but it's not me.
That's you in the 80s.
That's you in the 80s.
Someone sent me that.
Are you kidding me?
This is like the start of an 80s movie,
where they come, somebody snags him,
and they do like a freaky Friday.
Nick has to like, he's like he's like I'm rich now and it turns out that they're trying to
Drug lord. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like Scarface where he goes that place where they hang the guy of a helicopter
We've got to act like drug lords and you guys is producer as a drug lord. Yeah, he'd be here. Yeah
That'd be so funny. Yes, big feet. He just never does anything we say, you know, and he's just really mad when we tell him to do things
We get killed Nick you look different. I don't know what you're talking about
What we just mad about the accident the whole show? Yeah, you have an act. That's not you
That's crazy. I live in the car sometimes right funny. Yeah. Yeah. That guy looks big. Make jokes about that or something?
It's actually something...
How about this? This is even better. What if the dude's like, he's a super fan of Golden Hour.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean? And this is how he does it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Nick's some place...
But he's a drug lord.
The real Nick is some place like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he has to train me. Tell me everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keeps him in the basement for a month trains them
Cutting the show and shit no I'm ready
Start talking politics bring up a video
Debate tonight, yeah
I'm excited already. I can't wait for that blood.
I'll watch the highlights.
It's gonna be boring.
Well, the highlights.
It's gonna be fun.
You think they'll shake hands?
No, no, because they had the mute button.
It's not gonna be fun.
It will be fun.
It's gonna be just as boring as the other one.
You ever seen Kamala talk without prompter?
It's gonna be so fun.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I'll watch.
She asks for notes, like, nah, bitch.
Freestyle.
Yeah.
That's, it's gonna be wild.
I wanted to ask you in the beginning,
you said you don't say city names twice.
Can you name another city?
Bora Bora, like that?
Yeah.
That is said twice?
Mm-hmm.
Oh man, it's not something.
There's one that came to mind.
I'm interested in doing that.
Bora Bora. I'll try. Um. Go to your head, politics? It's not something that came to mind I'm interested in
I'll try
Gun to your head politics. Oh wait, what's the one?
Some of the tea or something maybe Tahiti tut tut something like that. It's in the US. I'll give you that is it oh, it's in the yeah Midwest is it Pacific Northwest
Washington Washington no, I don't think so warmer. It's close Tacoma Tacoma no
Idaho
Some with Oregon Walla Walla, Washington, uh,
Walla Walla. Okay.
Wouldn't have got that.
You have to be super white even.
That's too white for me.
Yeah. I know Walla Walla though.
Yeah. Is that the only place with two?
Yeah.
You would start your whole show doing 25 minutes on it.
I would. Yeah.
It's just Walla. Okay.
It's Walla.
Bora Bora.
What you guys think you're fucking Bora Bora? Yeah. It's just Walla, okay? It's Walla. Bora Bora, what, you guys think you're fucking Bora Bora?
Yeah, it's not a vacation spot.
Only a vacation spot gives a double A.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hell yeah, dude, we just showed them the magic,
how we come up with bits, man.
We just showed the viewers a little bit of BTS
about our fucking comedy genius.
What the fuck?
Free?
This has to be a Patreon episode.
Speaking of stand up, I'll be in Peterborough and,
I can't see shit, Peterborough and London, Ontario.
That's not your eyesight.
My contacts ever since I put them in today,
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