The Golden Hour - I Only See Color | The Golden Hour PATREON #36 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 8, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour
Starting point is 00:00:28 It's the Golden Hour Wait, what's the big Willie Nelson song? On the Road Again. On the Road Again. Yeah. My dick is bigger than it's ever been. Really? Is that how it goes dude i'm measuring twice and
Starting point is 00:00:46 dude one time one time i i i saw a i think it was a levi's commercial when i was a kid but before the before the internet like you know and the commercial was this song that goes it was either bud light or it was some very Americana kind of fucking commercial. This guy had jeans on and opened a beer and a car drove by, you know? And the end of it was, on the road again. And then the guy would go, on the road again, on the road again. And then it would go, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. And, dude, I thought it was so dope when I was a kid.
Starting point is 00:01:24 And when the internet came out, it was like one of the first things I was going to Google. I was like, dude, what is this song? And I couldn't find anything but the fucking Willie Nelson song, dude. And I never found it. Wow. It's a good story. I want that 45 seconds back. On the road again.
Starting point is 00:01:41 On the road again. So that's going to be lost to you forever. Who is it? That's the frustrating part because you'll never. I think I found it once. I think I found it once. They can't make any of the commercials like they made back in the day. Oh, my God. Even the Ford commercials, like Ford Tough.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Remember, it was just like all white dudes. Ford Tough. Get rid of the construction site. Get those blacks out of here. That's what it would be. Get blacks and Asians out of your car come on ford hell yeah drive on somebody's front lawn and put a cross up and burn it ford so the asians and blacks are just in the back of the thing and he just they do like a turn and we fly out open the back Oh, shit. Look at all those Asians flailing.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Ford. The F-150 fit fucking Asians and blacks in the back of your car and just do donuts and watch them fly. Ford. Get in, whites. That's how the commercial ends. Get in, whites. Ford. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:02:44 If you're white. The Chevy gets really upset. They're like, well, we got to do this. Oh, shit. If you're white. The Chevy gets really upset. They're like, well, we got to do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chevy's like, free access to whites, Chevy. Come on in. If you're black or Asian or anything else, we don't even know what the other ones are.
Starting point is 00:02:57 You got to wait outside. Go to the used car lot, Chevy. They have to get the off-brand. They got to get Levy. Is it Indian something? You have to wait used car lot, Chevy. They have to get the off-brand. They got to get Levy. Is an Indian something? You have to wait outside too. Chevy. Either type of Indian.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Yeah. Either type of Indian. The ones that are far away are the ones that are, are they even around anymore? I don't even know. Chevy. So dumb. Are they even around yeah
Starting point is 00:03:28 the Native American ones your names are basically weights outside your name is weights outside be weight be waiting outside Chevy whites
Starting point is 00:03:37 if you're white you have a full access pass get in the fucking back of the F-150 and do donuts whites looks through the window your looks through the window in the fucking back of the F-150 and do donuts white. Looks through the window.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Your looks through the window and your weights outside. So racist, bro. Not me. Chevy and Ford. ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത� Thank you.

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