The Golden Hour - I Only See Color | The Golden Hour PATREON #36 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
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We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout
Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about
But that won't stop us
Nothing can stop us
It's like a show you used to love
Just rebranded enough
It's stronger, better, bigger power
Cause it is the Golden Hour
It's the Golden Hour
Wait, what's the big Willie Nelson song?
On the Road Again.
On the Road Again.
Yeah.
My dick is bigger than it's ever been.
Really?
Is that how it goes dude i'm measuring twice and
dude one time one time i i i saw a i think it was a levi's commercial when i was a kid but before
the before the internet like you know and the commercial was this song that goes it was either
bud light or it was some very Americana kind of fucking commercial.
This guy had jeans on and opened a beer and a car drove by, you know?
And the end of it was, on the road again.
And then the guy would go, on the road again, on the road again.
And then it would go, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
And, dude, I thought it was so dope when I was a kid.
And when the internet came out, it was like one of the first things I was going to Google.
I was like, dude, what is this song?
And I couldn't find anything but the fucking Willie Nelson song, dude.
And I never found it.
Wow.
It's a good story.
I want that 45 seconds back.
On the road again.
On the road again.
So that's going to be lost to you forever.
Who is it?
That's the frustrating part because you'll never.
I think I found it once.
I think I found it once.
They can't make any of the commercials like they made back in the day.
Oh, my God. Even the Ford commercials, like Ford Tough.
Remember, it was just like all white dudes.
Ford Tough.
Get rid of the construction site.
Get those blacks out of here.
That's what it would be.
Get blacks and Asians out of your car come on ford hell yeah drive on somebody's front
lawn and put a cross up and burn it ford so the asians and blacks are just in the back of the
thing and he just they do like a turn and we fly out open the back Oh, shit. Look at all those Asians flailing.
Ford.
The F-150 fit fucking Asians and blacks in the back of your car and just do donuts and watch them fly.
Ford.
Get in, whites.
That's how the commercial ends.
Get in, whites.
Ford.
Oh, shit.
If you're white. The Chevy gets really upset. They're like, well, we got to do this. Oh, shit. If you're white.
The Chevy gets really upset.
They're like, well, we got to do this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chevy's like, free access to whites, Chevy.
Come on in.
If you're black or Asian or anything else,
we don't even know what the other ones are.
You got to wait outside.
Go to the used car lot, Chevy.
They have to get the off-brand.
They got to get Levy.
Is it Indian something? You have to wait used car lot, Chevy. They have to get the off-brand. They got to get Levy. Is an Indian something?
You have to wait outside too.
Chevy.
Either type of Indian.
Yeah.
Either type of Indian.
The ones that are far away are the ones that are,
are they even around anymore?
I don't even know.
Chevy.
So dumb.
Are they even around yeah
the Native American ones
your names are basically
weights outside
your name is weights outside
be weight
be waiting outside
Chevy
whites
if you're white
you have a full access pass
get in the fucking back
of the F-150
and do donuts
whites
looks through the window your looks through the window in the fucking back of the F-150 and do donuts white.
Looks through the window.
Your looks through the window and your weights outside.
So racist, bro.
Not me.
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