The Golden Hour - I Say It Real, Right? |The Golden Hour #33 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

The boys talk taking responsibility, birthday texting rules, massage parlor etiquette, the debut of the all new Golden Hour jackets, Baby Gronk controversy, Nick's interview with ...Baby Gronk's dad, Olivia Dunne being the highest paid female athlete, 60 Days In, Apple VR headsets, Trump's indictment and much more! ExpressVPN - https://expressvpn.com/GOLDEN   DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app and use promo code FIGHTER Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler. In Massachusetts, call (800) 327-5050 or visit gambling help line m a dot org, In New York, call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369). In Kansas, call 1-800-522-4700. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 21+ in most eligible states but age varies by jurisdiction. Eligibility restrictions apply. See draftkings dot com slash sportsbook for details and state specific responsible gambling resources. Bonus bets expire seven days after issuance. Opt-in and 10+ leg req. for 100% boost. Eligibility, wagering, and deposit restrictions apply. Terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash basketball terms.  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Prison talk? Yeah, but who has the phones? They sneak them in. Down south. Hood baby. Hood baby. Make all the girls go crazy. Go crazy.
Starting point is 00:00:08 Go stupid. Look up. Down to the south. Damn, there's some Supermans in there? Oh, this is Brendan's cell. The Jordans? We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the golden hour
Starting point is 00:00:48 what's up bro you keep looking at me today man you're handsome guy man thanks dog you know what it is you got grays and it's looking it doesn't look bad on you man a little uh salt and pepper a little dusty everyone has a little dust here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are more on your face. I know. I'm just- You got black hair, gray face, huh? I want to get a-
Starting point is 00:01:10 What? Black hair, gray face. I know. I want to get it even. Sounds like a Native American black hair, gray face. I am black hair, gray face. Oh, gray face. Many moons ago.
Starting point is 00:01:23 I want gray hair here. That would be awesome. It's going to make you look so much older. All right. Well want gray hair here. That would be awesome. It's going to make you so much older. All right. Well, you'll see. It won't be. You'll see. Oh, you'll see, dude.
Starting point is 00:01:32 You're going to look like Mr. Fantastic. That's in the name, bro. Hey, can we acknowledge the Denver Nuggets for a little bit? I know you watched the game. They won the whole thing. Won it all, Doug. My Nuggets. Nuggets of five.
Starting point is 00:01:43 My Nuggets. You know what I don't like? You know what annoys me? People text me, congratulations. Yeah. I got a million of those. I'm like, hey. Won it all, dog. My Nuggets. Nuggets of five. My Nuggets. You know what I don't like? You know what annoys me? People text me, congratulations. Yeah. I got a million of those. I'm like, I don't play for them, right? I don't.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Hey, man, great year. Nuggets. Excuse me? It was a great year. It was a great year for us. You don't have nothing to do with it. It was a great year for us. I hate when they do that.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Congratulations. Dude, we played so hard. My buddy was a Celtics fan. He'd be like, man, we really, you know, we did this, we did that. It's like, bro, no.ics fan he'd be like man we really you know we did this we did that it's like bro no yeah you're right what do you mean we only with sports people do that like if you're a fan of say nelly you're not like man we sold we sold a million records we number one on billboard number one on yes which actually which actually would make more sense because you're helping them get to number one.
Starting point is 00:02:25 You buy tickets. You buy – That actually makes more sense than saying you're helping – No, but you buy – We did it. I'm saying even with sports, you buy the NBA package. Yeah, but you don't have – Yeah, but you have nothing to do with it winning.
Starting point is 00:02:33 You don't have them win, though. Yeah. You don't have them win. The artists, at least you help them get to number one because you're buying their shit. Listen to the stream. Yeah, exactly. When the Grammys come, though, we're like, oh, man, we won. We won the Grammys this year.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Who says that? No one's ever said that. I know. That's what I'm saying. It's weird that they don't, but it's only for sports. It's a little different is what I'm saying, and I want you to admit that. Yeah, I don't like when people go, we did it, congratulations, or I don't like when friends text me, happy Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Oh, I don't, honestly. Here's the deal. It's nice when friends text me happy Thanksgiving. Oh, I don't, honestly. Here's the deal. It's nice when people text happy birthday. I think that you don't need to text back if it's your birthday. Yeah, no. That's the rule, I think. I am big on texting. Big, and that's nice.
Starting point is 00:03:21 But if I didn't text you back on the holiday. That's why I text your parents. But you wouldn't care, though. Yeah, I don't care you back on the holiday. That's why I text your parents. I don't. But you wouldn't care, though. Yeah. I don't care. Exactly. I just do what I do. Yep.
Starting point is 00:03:28 My favorite is Anthony Juscelnick. I will text him like a little emoji. Merry Christmas. He'll write back something like really obnoxious. Grow up. Or like, you know what I mean? I love it. Then I send him more.
Starting point is 00:03:43 I'll be like, I'm showering you with more love. It's a good, you know. Well, Christmas is the only one you can text back like, yeah, happy birthday, man. Hopefully the fam's good. If you're not close friends. He's over here bullshitting
Starting point is 00:03:52 because you know what now he does? He tries to text me first. I do. Because you always do it to me so I try to win. He goes, I gotta beat you. Merry Christmas. That's just you.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Oh, so you do it though. Only to him. Birthday's weird though. You can't be like, yeah, you too, so you do it, though. Yeah. Only to him. Birthday's weird, though. You can't be like, yeah, you too, man. I mean, that's not. You say thank you. Yeah, thanks. No, I got it.
Starting point is 00:04:12 That's what you do. You say thank you. Do you understand that? Thanks, bro. Yeah, that's what you do. Yeah, I got it. God. Happy birthday, you got to text.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Monster. I guess. I don't know. Not really, no. If you didn't text me happy birthday, I wouldn't care. Did you even? I know he probably did, but who cares? I'm sure I did, know. Not really, no. If you didn't text me happy birthday, I wouldn't care. Did you even? I know he probably did, but who cares?
Starting point is 00:04:27 I'm sure I did, yeah. Who cares? Yeah. But you get to a certain age where it's like, you don't even count your birthday. No. No, I don't give a shit
Starting point is 00:04:34 about my birthday. First of all, it's just, my thing is like, my birthday always becomes Rachel's birthday, so it doesn't even matter anyway because it's like,
Starting point is 00:04:42 you know, so it's like, oh God. Why? Because you got to do, she wants to do something for you she wants she's got activities her friends are over there's like there's just like these activities where it's like i go like what do i want to do for my birthday i just want to play video right right that's not good enough i want to play video i just want to like no you got to include her yeah she's like yeah but i i yeah we're gonna go i don't want it
Starting point is 00:05:02 but that's you know we should do something for your birthday. We should get, Oh my God, dude. Yeah, I get that. Yeah. No,
Starting point is 00:05:08 I, Oh dude. And I don't, I'm not one of those users. He's like, just leave me alone. Right. But just let's chill.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I won't do nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Kids birthday though. You can cook,
Starting point is 00:05:19 you can cook. Kids birthday lady. Get a nice meal. Kids birthday lady. It's different dude. You're that transgender on man. I like, I like where you had that in 2023 dude you're the transgender scientist remember
Starting point is 00:05:28 yes you didn't warn me either dude he's like look at that dude you think that they said oh we're sending it they don't say it i just they just showed up i was like oh it's like a box you check online yeah you guys no way yeah no way you know what it was the price like oh you checked that one no well first of all i didn't have anything to do with it. Your wife was like, we want them. We didn't know. Chris didn't hit the, we didn't know. I wonder what we would have done if it.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Magic, tuck it. Yeah, I don't know. Remember that? She was sweet, though. I was talking to a guy last night that was telling me a story that he went to get a massage, went to a spa place, and then it was a transgender woman who walked in the best of both worlds strong hands but he was the way he was talking
Starting point is 00:06:10 about it he was like really like it made him uncomfortable and all that and I just thought to myself like first of all there's two times you should have your eyes closed the whole time the dentist and getting a massage okay yeah I agree the massage thing for sure eyes closed the whole time. The dentist and getting a massage. Okay?
Starting point is 00:06:25 Wow. Yeah. I agree with the massage thing. Dude. You're not going to happen, Andy. Yeah, sure. If the dentist is in your mind, you're not supposed to be doing this to the dentist. I think I put on music.
Starting point is 00:06:35 I just think, but when you're getting a massage, it's like, who cares who? You just close your eyes. You're getting a massage. But he was just like, I was uncomfortable the whole time. Yeah, yeah. He was like, oh my God. And I was like, I didn't want to say anything to him because I just felt like I was like, ugh. Was it a friend? No. Just some guy. I don't know why he was just like I was uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah, he was like, oh my god And you know and I was like, that's what I didn't want to say anything to him because I just felt like I was like Oh, no, just some guy. I don't know why he's homophobic. I wouldn't give a fuck if it was a trans person massage you
Starting point is 00:06:53 I wouldn't care. I've never had a guy. I get to my head for sure No guys no guys I just can't relax. Yeah. Oh really? Oh, no? If I'm in my undies Just the towel I don't ever have my underwear on when I get a massage Chin, tell them about it No, I would have a bad one Do you have your underwear on?
Starting point is 00:07:15 Well, it depends where you're going Oh, I know where you're going Rugmaps.com over here Rugmaps? Is that actually what it's called? That's hilarious rub maps wow I got
Starting point is 00:07:30 your secret safe for me oh it's just a secret don't tell Brendan shit we got it his new podcast tell secrets hold on so I would get a massage by a guy I have gotten a massage by a guy I would rather have a woman.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Why? Hey, man. I like a woman's touch. I mean, I guess I would rather have a woman, I guess. Wait. You like a woman's touch? Yeah. Soft hands.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Okay. So you're not really getting a massage. No, I am. So you want this one. Oh, no, no. This is going to try to do it. No, you get the. I want this fucking life.
Starting point is 00:08:03 He didn't even like that. He's feeling uncomfortable Ow gay No I haven't had No no I'm not saying that You never had an Asian walk on your back? They get in there man Little Asian with the elbows
Starting point is 00:08:14 So hold on I'd rather have chin do it It's strong Chin will be in there like So hold on hold on Let me get this straight So you wouldn't have a guy massage you You wouldn't care if it was a trans woman
Starting point is 00:08:23 I prefer a woman When I go in and go woman or man I go prefer a woman You wouldn't care if it was a trans woman. I prefer a woman. When I go in and go woman or man, I go prefer a woman. But if a woman. If it was a man, like, okay. So if it was a trans woman that came, you would be like, all right, who cares? Yeah, cool. But a guy, you would not want it. It's not that I don't want it.
Starting point is 00:08:39 I prefer the woman. So would you get massaged by a guy? I'd rather not. So you would, though. I'm a little tense. Right. If it's my only option, bring in Dave. Got it.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Cool. Just get into the nitty gritty. Okay. But when they're like, what's up, bro? What did you think about the fight? It was nice, bro. God damn it. That's not what happens.
Starting point is 00:08:56 They do that? They do that? The worst massage ever? Yeah, yeah. Something big, bro. They walk in and go, hey, Sharp, what up? What's up, bro? Who in that guy stopped massaging you?
Starting point is 00:09:05 What kind of idiot? I would be so unprofessional. I'd be like, get out. Get out, man. Get somebody else in here. So wait, this is Rub Maps? That's where you go to get jacked up. Is it really?
Starting point is 00:09:14 Yeah. How do you guys not know this? But it's not, though. It is, though. Secretly it is, but they're not promoting it. No, they are. Rub Maps. They're not, because they wouldn't take the-
Starting point is 00:09:22 No, no. We're Fantasy Meets Reality. Oh, wow. Rub means they have escort reviews just a website made excuse me made by people and then people yeah i understand you know people put their information they'll be like tina has a mean ass you know right game whoa this is crazy yeah this is like you gotta pay to read that critic site you know just make it legal you know it's like this is already it's like that critic site, you know? Just make it legal, you know? It's like this is already... It's like... The problem is human trafficking, right?
Starting point is 00:09:48 Oh, is it? Yeah. Well, I'm sure... Then some are probably there just for a good time, make some cash. Then some probably against their will. I don't know. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:09:56 In the valley, just... Yeah, wherever you want to go, man. Acupuncture? Nah. For some reason, I just imagine that they're all in a valley, you know? Oh, they're everywhere. I fucking straight up never done this. I've never that they're all in a Valley, you know? Oh, they're everywhere. I fucking straight up. Never done this.
Starting point is 00:10:08 You've never accidentally walked in this. Nope. I'm my black belt. These places. Yeah. Yeah. When you walk in, they go,
Starting point is 00:10:14 have you been here before? If you go, no, you can get different service. So you say yes. Well, it depends what you're looking for. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Right. You want to get rubbed. Yeah. If you want, if you look at rub, they have been before you go. Yes. They go cool. $40 up front. Ah, they make sense looking for. Right, right. If you're looking to get rubbed. If you're looking to get rubbed, they have a banner for you. You go, yes. They go, cool.
Starting point is 00:10:25 $40 up front. They make sense. Massage your envy. There's no $40 up front. $40 cash up front. Okay. That's just to get in the door. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:10:34 When you go in there, then the menu opens up. Okay. So that 20. The menu opens up. So that 40. You know what, dude? That's a good thing to say. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:10:41 That's a good thing to say. But that's a good thing to say. You walk in, you say, what's on the menu? Because then it's like a little wink and a nod. What's on the menu? And they'd be like, well, we have massages. Nark, you're out. Because if you do that in the front, they go, oh, menu.
Starting point is 00:10:54 No, we're busy today. But if you pay the $40 to get in. So kiss that $40 goodbye. Yes. Hey, this $40. $40 just to talk. $40 just to talk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:03 So now what's on the menu? Did you just light it on fire? Yep. Kiss it goodbye. Kiss that 40 goodbye. I think you had a lighter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. That's how you can only smell those places out.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Like on the road, I'll look for a good massage. If I go in and they're like, oh, Asian or whatever, $40 cash. I'm like, ah, man, I'm looking for a real one. Now let me take it a step further. You walk in. Now this is just, you know, you walk in and you say, I'm here to get stroked. All right. You're out.
Starting point is 00:11:29 You're out. Because why? Because you sound like a crazy. You sound like a narc. No, no, no. But here's the deal. No cop would ever fucking do that. No cop would sing it like that.
Starting point is 00:11:38 No one got busted off Ventura here. I'm great. That's the move to go. Rated, bro. Off Ventura. One just got raided. I don't know what they were doing there. Oh, that sucks.
Starting point is 00:11:48 You're like butt-ass naked, oiled up. Get him. Get him. I want to get out. You're like, oh, my God. You can get away easy, though. Get him. Get him.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. He keeps slipping off. There it is. How could they prove it, though? How would they prove it?
Starting point is 00:12:00 Get the handcuffs like this. Get the handcuffs. Oh. Everything's all slippery. It's like Keystone Cops. Go up. Skincare businesses. You can't even get skincare?
Starting point is 00:12:10 Sex, labor, traffic. It took place at several massage parlors. Skincare business in Ventura County. Yeah, there you go. The Valley. It says meth for El Joe. Wow. Yeah, I got a buddy who used to do this all the time.
Starting point is 00:12:24 I won't say who it is. I had a buddy when I first started doing stand-up. He toured me everywhere. That's how I found out about it. I learned the game through him. He would go there, little dude, disgusting-looking little dude. But that was his thing. He would go there, and it was like, man, I just have $100 cash.
Starting point is 00:12:38 He knew everywhere to go. Wow. That's how I learned the whole game. Dude, look at us. We look like a boy band. And I look the best in the jacket, honestly. What are you talking about? You look like a boy band. And I look the best in the jacket, honestly. What are you talking about? You think you look the best in the jacket?
Starting point is 00:12:47 Who looks the best in the jacket? I do. All right. Well, these are the jackets, the Golden Hour jackets. Oh, they are litty, as we say on the streets. Yeah, we do say that on the streets. Show them the back. Look at that, the Golden Hour.
Starting point is 00:12:58 That's really cool. Thanks, man. Patreon.com slash the Golden Hour podcast. These jackets are available only to the Patreonees. Don't say that. The Goldies. Patreon. They're the Golden Hour Podcast. These jackets are available only to the Patreones. Don't say that. The Goldies. Patreon. They're not Goldies.
Starting point is 00:13:08 You get two extra episodes per month, ad-free episodes. And we get lit on them. And the important thing is you get a chance to zoom in and talk with us. That's on our Patreon. And there's already 15 episodes available, so you can go get them now. But also, these jackets are only available for the Patreon members. Limited edition. They're only Patreon members. Limited edition. They're only one run.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Limited edition. Golden Hour Patreon jackets. Only a Patreon member can get these jackets. Look at that. It's real nice, isn't it? It's real nice. It's absolutely limited edition. Water wicking. Water wicking. Just not. Water Wiccan.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Water Wiccan. Just not. Water Wiccan. Patreon.com slash the golden hour podcast. Oh, also, dude, I realized when we said it, it sounds like it's free. It's not free. They're the first available on Patreon to purchase. Yeah, purchase.
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Starting point is 00:15:48 Like those old school Niner varsity jackets. Now those can be available just for Patreones. Those drop next week for Patreon members only. They're limited edition. He's looking. Those are cool. Actually, those are nice. I haven't seen them yet.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Where's mine? Plus size model. Where's mine? It's in the car. Well, I should have it in my hands. Yeah. I haven't seen them yet. Where's mine? It's a plus-size model. Where's mine? It's in the car. Well, I should have it in my hands. Yeah, we should have it in our hands. I should have it on my back. I'll bring it, and we'll take pictures.
Starting point is 00:16:10 That's cool. I like that. Isn't it nice? It is nice. That gold. It reminds you of the 49ers old-school Marcy jacket. Nick doesn't look like he approves. I love it.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Okay. Oh, yeah. Your face says otherwise. I know. I saw the three. I just need a resting face. A little bit, but but also I was wondering If there's one for me
Starting point is 00:16:28 Of course The whole squad Yeah of course Yeah he's on Fucking dick man You can have chins we didn't have one for you Of course Todd come on No I'm a fan
Starting point is 00:16:43 So those only for Patreon. Those drop next week on Patreon only. Patreonees. Those are Patreonees. Patreonees. A Patreonee. Like it's a... That was...
Starting point is 00:16:54 Whatever that accent was, was the worst accent I've ever heard. It's a Patreonee. Wow, dude. Hey. Every time he texts Patreon, he texts Pataron. No, it's the app. Oh, they just fixed that, by the way. Oh, I heard that. The ducking is now fucking... They won't do the thing anymore. it's the app. Oh, they just fixed that, by the way.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Oh, I heard that the ducking is now fucking. They won't do the thing anymore. That's pretty good. I just heard that. So now you... I talked about it on Riffin with Griffin. Oh, wow. Oh, I'm going to be in Tucson. I'm going to be in Colorado.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Those are the two dates. Tucson, I will be on Saturday. So Saturday, I'll be in Tucson, Arizona. Next week, I'll be in Colorado. Go to chrislea.com to get those tickets. Pueblo, Colorado. Nowhere close to Denver. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:17:29 No, and then I'm going to be in Colorado Springs, which is kind of great. Nashville, June 21st, Wednesday. Next week, one night. Nashville and then Huntsville for the weekend. I'll be in Vegas, too. Check me out in Huntsville. Stand up live. Nashville Zanies, June 21st.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Let's sell it out. You always ask when the show comes out, right? You've been on the show for quite some time now. You're a regular. I'm going to go ahead and say, no, I want to know when this one comes out. I don't sometimes, you know, between the two, you never know when they come out. Yeah, but it's very stupid to be like, when's this come out, right? When's the show air?
Starting point is 00:18:02 Yeah. Okay, if I ever hear you motherfuckers ask that one more time. Okay. Because you ask it all the time, too. I have. Not as much as you. If we shoot two, or if there's like two, two. Then it's excusable.
Starting point is 00:18:12 And that's when I do it, so I'm okay when I do it. No. No. When does the Patreon come out? Fuck off. See? Fuck off. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:18:20 I said Saturday. Fuck yourself. I thought it was Saturday. Ooh. Ooh. When does it come out? Tuesday. Don't look over at Nick. I didn't. Go fuck yourself. I thought it was Saturday. When does it come out? Tuesday. Don't look over at Nick.
Starting point is 00:18:28 I didn't look at Nick. You did. Because Nick's over there. Whatever. I've been doing this for a hot second, man. Who doesn't know when this comes out? No. My son tried to do this the other day because I do it.
Starting point is 00:18:38 How did it work? It was miserable. I was curious. He didn't do it. I was doing this. He goes, I do what you do, Dad. No. It's not. You got to be careful what you do. I always do this. He goes, I do what you do, Dad. No. You got to be careful what you do.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Because you do that. Because I bite my nails from anxiety, and I always crack my neck like this from fighting. Sure enough, my kids watch TV. I see them going, oh, that's not good. Oh, wow. You guys don't have neck problems. What are you doing? Interesting.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Wow. My kid's grounded right now. He missed two free throws, lost a basketball game. What? Yeah, man. So you grounded him? For seven months. That's too long for a mistake.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Dude, work on his shots. Mentally. No, dude. That's terrible. You're a bad dad. You're a bad dad for that. You seen Baby Gronk? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Do you have that up? Have you seen that up? Have you seen the dad? Bustle with the boys post this. The dad's doing a podcast. Someone released the unedited version. Bro. What happened? I knew this dad was kind of a scumbag.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Who? So this dad is exploding. Not Gronk. No. They call him Baby Gronk. He might be nine years old. Okay. But the dad has him doing all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Dude, it is so cringy. His dad's like, he has an offer from all these different schools. He's trying to get endorsements. He's nine. He has an offer from Arizona. He can tell it's the dad pushing the kid. Everyone's like, no, the kid wants to do it. When you watch his interview on this podcast and the dads make him say things over and over, it's so cringy.
Starting point is 00:20:05 The dad's like, the kid wants this. This kid's going him say things over and over. It's so cringy. I'm like, no. And the dad's like, the kid wants this. This kid's going to end up fucking hating football when he's older. Yeah, this sucks. Watch this, dude. Once I saw this. See, I'm going to punch him in. Ask that again, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Say, man, what kind of question is that? You see my Instagram. Say that. Ready? All right. Hey, baby grump. Are you him? What kind of question is that?
Starting point is 00:20:25 Look at my Instagram. Would you take her to prom someday? Hey, no, say it again, bro. You got to say, man, I already DM'd her and asked her and she said yes. That was uncomfortable to kill this. Hey, Baby Grom. Would you take Libby Dunn to prom, you think? I already DM'd her and she said yes.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Damn. Damn. Damn. What kind Dunn to prom, you think? I already DM'd her, and she said yes. Damn. Damn. What kind of tuxedo are you getting? O.G. James Bond style or what? Hey, say it again, bro. Hey, what kind of tuxedo are you getting? I've had enough. I've had enough.
Starting point is 00:20:56 I've had enough. Nick, didn't you interview this kid? You scumbag. I took up Barstool's scraps. They've been saying he's been DMing everybody that works for them for years and stuff, but they're giving him just as much attention by talking about it. By not doing it, this is what the dad wants. So you talked to the dad and the kid?
Starting point is 00:21:14 Yeah. How'd it go? I was just trying to be silly all the time. It's what we see. I mean, he's a good person. Because I know some people, Sean Merriman, when I'm finding the kid, all pro football player, he goes, yeah, I talked to that. I tried to help him out.
Starting point is 00:21:30 I'm like, man, the dad's kind of a piece of shit, huh? He's like, it's tough because he's just trying to get this money right now and I guess save it for him where all those chains are not saving it. But I was like, he comes off as a horrible man. I don't like that. So he was trying to. He's DMing everybody. And he just trusted that they wouldn't use that clip and they would just.
Starting point is 00:21:51 I don't know how that clip. And so that people just kind of. It's kind of shitty of the podcasters too. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's kind of scummy. They did that because it's like, oh, look how ridiculous this is. Who were those podcasters? No clue.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Yeah, that's not. That's scummy. Bring the juice pod bring the juice um yeah they obviously agreed that they were going to edit it there's no way they would sit there and do it no the dad would have done that and then they played the game too if they've been like nah man we're gonna air this then dad's like i won't do this but then i get what edit it how about brian's a thousand years old old go, oh, that's his mom, the LSU gymnast. She's the highest paid NIL athlete in the country. Well, nine out of the top ten, I believe, are all female athletes.
Starting point is 00:22:34 People are complaining. Yeah, how much do they make? There's better athletes than them. Like, well, we'll just keep up that same energy. Where's the women power, man? Isn't it cool? Wait, what? What's going on right now?
Starting point is 00:22:43 So college kids can get paid now for endorsements. They can get sponsorship. Yeah. And the highest paid one is a gymnast at LSU who's this gorgeous girl. And she's the highest paid one. She had like a billboard in New York Times Square. The two twins who play basketball, I think, at Miami are massive. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:00 The girl that won the national championship. She's a top 10. The black girl, she's great. Yeah. So people complain They're not even the best athletes But that's the market value Who cares
Starting point is 00:23:12 It's because she's got a pretty face She's gorgeous So what's the problem Who's mad America I don't understand What's the difference between her being an Instagram model? Nothing.
Starting point is 00:23:26 And an athlete. She's really good at gym. No, she's- She has talent. Oh, no, no. She's the gymnast. Yeah, she's a beast. That's my point.
Starting point is 00:23:34 It's like it doesn't- And the two pretty Miami girls, they're really good at basketball. Are they the best? No. Now, the girl that played for LSU basketball, she's damn good. And she's making good money. Like, these twins are making... The NCAA has a hot girl problem.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Oh, weird. Oh, weird. But it's also like... So what are they mad at? That's what I don't understand. Like an ugly girl that plays softball that looks like a troll is not making the same amount of money.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Oh, God. They act like they don't know what fucking is happening. You know why they... But these are the same people that don't believe in science, Chris. It's so ridiculous. I don't even understand who would be mad at it. Of course she's going to be the fucking is happening. You know why they... But these are the same people that don't believe in science, Chris. It's so ridiculous I don't even understand who would be mad at it. Of course she's going to be the fucking highest paid.
Starting point is 00:24:09 So you're saying she's not the... But you're saying she is the best. No, gymnast. She's good. I don't know if she's the best. She's good. She's good. But the twins, they're good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see. But people are mad because, you know, whatever. I don't even understand the fucking problem. No, I think... Well, I don't agree with how he's saying it,
Starting point is 00:24:25 but what I'm saying is. I say it real, right? The college, you know, they allowed this, you know, sponsorship thing, and so you would think that it has to do with. Say it real, right? You would think that it has to do with, you know, the best people are going to get this. But that's not the way the world works.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Not when it comes to women. Yeah, no. No, men are women. Men too. This is the market value. No that's not the way the world works. Not when it comes to women. Yeah, no. Men are women. Men too, men too, honestly. This is the market value. America decides. No, I'm saying for sports, I guess it would help. It helps that Tom Brady is handsome.
Starting point is 00:24:57 If he was the GOAT, he's the GOAT, though. No, it's everything, Chris. What do you mean? Jokic is the best basketball player in the NBA. Right. He can barely talk. He's very shy. There's a reason he doesn't get the same endorsements as Kyrie Irving. Yeah, yeah, Chris. What do you mean? Jokic is the best basketball player in the NBA. Right. He can barely talk. He's very shy. There's a reason he doesn't get the same endorsements as Kyrie Irving.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand that. It's all about looks. I get that. Thanks for dropping my Instagram. Thanks for dropping by my Instagram, Nick. I don't know why he's on my Instagram, but he's dropping by. It's research for the show.
Starting point is 00:25:19 But it's funny how people get mad at this. But that's straight up the market value. The market value. Looks is a thing. Yeah, okay. When you make looks with talent, that's who gets people get mad at this. But that's straight up the market value. This is what it is. Yeah, okay. When you make looks with talent, that's who gets paid. God damn it, dude. Why isn't the fat chick from Alabama softball team getting paid?
Starting point is 00:25:33 She hit so many home runs. Oh, because nobody wants to work with her, dude. Yeah. You pay her. Well, that's the thing that the issue that they're trying to bring up is that now there's like inequity still. That now it's not about the sport. It's about that. But it's like it is what it is.
Starting point is 00:25:51 But also athletes are getting paid. It's about the business. Yeah, it's business. It's not about the sports. Athletes are getting paid too though. Like University of Colorado, those boys are paid. Really? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:59 That's why they're all going there. They're getting a lot of NIL deals. Oh. Could I get an NIL deal? What's NIL? It's your face, dude. I don't think so. What's NIL? Dude. Football gear? You look like
Starting point is 00:26:14 Kanye. Oh, NIL. Name, image, likeness. Okay. Didn't know what that was. They're still not actually getting paid by the schools, which I think is ridiculous, but they're allowing this. They're getting paid by the schools, which I think is ridiculous, but you know this they're allowing this They're getting paid by the schools. Interesting the boost the big boy athlete So I think it's funny have you seen those billboards says give Reggie Bush's Heisman back
Starting point is 00:26:36 Yeah, why would the NIL do because he's basically took money like this and now that's legal Heisman. Yeah, it took his Heisman But that's like the people that are in jail for 20 years because of weed. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, I know. Because when... Laws change.
Starting point is 00:26:50 What do you think, Garrett? But what do you think, Garrett? Because when he was playing, that was against the rules. Yeah. So they're like... Are you still talking about weed? They can always retroactively...
Starting point is 00:26:59 I'm trying to move the convo because we've been talking about that NIL deal for so long. Are you talking about weed? I'm trying to move it into some Narcos territory, man. Oh, okay. Narcos.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Or something, man. People were in jail for fucking 10 years because they went... A lot of those people are getting out. Because they were selling it. I don't think anybody's in jail for 10 years for smoking a joint. Want some? How much? Get out!
Starting point is 00:27:19 Free! Whoa, he's still slipping from the rubber tank. 30 years? He has 30 years. Just the same guy? He was like, I need a joint. I need to relax. Get him.
Starting point is 00:27:32 But they're letting most of those people out, right? They do that in jail. They cover themselves with shit, though. Makes sense. They cover themselves in shit, and then the cops come in, and they can't. They throw it at the cops, right? Frick. Let him kill him. I don't give a shit, dude. and shit and then the cops come in and they can't they throw it at the cops right frick let him kill him
Starting point is 00:27:48 I don't give a shit no no but you come in like this you come in dude dude we'll be back we'll be back
Starting point is 00:27:55 shut the gate dude back up back up here hey what's up dude hey did you give it the sniff test did they cover the
Starting point is 00:28:03 ah fuck no that was me. I shit my pants. I always get scared. Ah, fuck. I always get scared. Freeze. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:28:10 I just like this with shit all over. You're not going to get me, right? Rachel's favorite show is 60 Days In or whatever it's called. I like that show. It's a little fake now, but yeah. No, but they're coming back. And I said to her, I was like, how can they come back? They all know now.
Starting point is 00:28:25 The gig's up. If there's cameras in the prison, but yeah. No, but they're coming back. And I said to her, I was like, how can they come back? They all know now. The gig's up. If there's cameras in the prison, everybody's in there like. Maybe not unless they've been in there for 10 years before the show started. There's a boom mic too, though. No, they even know. There's a boom mic too. The guy in the orange outfit helping? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Doesn't even make any sense. I love that show. That guy was the best because he was a gang member, right? Does the right thing, goes to jail, right? And he comes out and he's like this family man now he goes i want to go back in and give back and takes that bitch over he's shanking people drugs they had to kick him out like hey he's a shot caller wasn't there another guy wasn't there another guy that was like that that went in and then just like prison life's for me
Starting point is 00:29:01 no so you get like shawshank get ready for this. So he did it himself and went out. You know, it's 60 days. Get busy. This white dude loved it so much. Right. 60 days go by. He goes, I'm going to stay. Does 120.
Starting point is 00:29:13 120 goes in. Goes, it's just a life for me. He has a wife on the outside. You're kidding. He stays in 180 days thriving. Gets out. It has all like this. You know, the Susie Cates and all that shit stored up to the fucking wall,
Starting point is 00:29:26 gets out, commits suicide. And he didn't even do anything illegal? No. I don't know. Clearly, there's a mental issue there because he just wanted to chill in prison with his homies. And they're like, hey, you got to leave. Some people get institutionalized. Some people like the day-to-day.
Starting point is 00:29:43 You get up at this time, you do this, you do that. Go in the military. You fight off. Then you like, you know, you go, you go, you go. You know what I mean? You play basketball in the yard. You work out. See if I had to f*** one more time. I thought you were going to double down on it. That's a false narrative, by the way. What? In prison?
Starting point is 00:29:59 Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, it's a Hollywood fictional. It's not like that in there. I'm telling you. Talk to anybody. It's not like that in there. All right. Tell me. Okay. Talk to anybody that's done a long stay in prison. Like, it's not.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I mean, obviously, there's some gay boys doing their thing. Who's going to admit it? Yeah. I mean. Nah, B. The Shawshank. No, all these. A day.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Yeah. A day I got hit up. No, all these. All the Hollywood. You get many farts. It's like. It's a Hollywood gay fascination thing. because that's how you think about it. Do you guys remember the show Oz?
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah. It's not real. That was a gay dude directing. I know, but that was a great show. I didn't see it. Oh, you never saw Oz? Brian was in it, right? Yeah, he was in it. Brian gets fucked in it.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Really? No, I wish. Okay, well. Because he'd be playing that all the time if that was yeah um yeah oz was a great show oh i gotta watch it what's his name that was like one of the first shows that was like kind of like where you got a taste of like oh tv can be good yeah do you know what i mean jk simmons yeah jk simmons and he was like a nazi yeah and that and he was but think how much was in that show and like his booty stuff.
Starting point is 00:31:06 A lot of booty stuff. You talk to anybody that's been in prison, like it's not like – I don't know why Hollywood pushes that agenda, man. It ain't like that. First of all, I think that there is something about a deterrent for people. It's okay that people think that. Right, right, right, right, right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Vernon, as you go and you cover yourself in shit, everyone's like, dude, that people think that. Right, right, right. You go and you cover yourself in shit. Everyone's like, dude, that's a man. We find out. Oh, no. We're still fucking you. This guy's making it out like prison is like a freaking resort. I'm not saying that. Oh, so you don't get in here?
Starting point is 00:31:39 Yeah. Well, here's the thing. The main guy's over there. Welcome in. No, let me destroy his argument. No chicks, but it's honestly not that bad. Chill with your homies. Take this.
Starting point is 00:31:56 There's a buffet at lunch. No, so for such a deterrent, why is it higher than ever? It's not deterrent to anybody, bro. Because this doesn't happen. Only we think that, but we're not criminals. No, I'm saying there's people out there. A criminal is going to be a criminal. Correct.
Starting point is 00:32:11 But maybe there's somebody who is not quite a criminal, but might do something wrong. Like collar crime? In their mind, they're like, oof, I don't want to get hit. But now they're going to be like, well, Brendan said. Brendan said the Hollywood thing. Let me go ahead and do this. He gets out in 10 years.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Brendan full of shit, man. Somebody is listening to the podcast right now. They get the things on and they're just like this. Or prisoners are listening going, interesting. Hey, grab Jeff. It's like, fuck, dude. Oh, wow. I wonder if there are.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Can you get podcasts in prison? That would be interesting. I think so. I don't know. They have like TikTok and shit. Yeah, weird, right? They have radio, TV. When you in prison trying to get a good body.
Starting point is 00:33:02 And just that voice, you know what I mean? When you locked up. And what was that? I was about to play prison TikTok and it a good body. And just that voice, you know what I mean? When you locked up and... What was that? I was about to play prison TikTok and it was too loud. Prison TikTok is fantastic. All those weird words. When the warden be a bitch. Be a bitch.
Starting point is 00:33:19 When you got the top bunk and have to fart. The farting in prison must be a five rules of courtesy flushes all right hey guys let's take a break huh we look cool don't we we do look cool in our cool golden hour jackets but i'd like to talk to you about something that's also important what's that well you've heard us talk about how important it is to have a vpn to protect uh your privacy online uh but choosing a vpn you trust is equally as important.
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Starting point is 00:35:33 Take a rubber band Take two twisty ties You take a pair of nail clippers You take a piece of a nail clipper You strip the end of the twisty tie Okay And then what you do is This guy's gonna make a fucking Push all that to the side a little bit You take a piece of a nail clipper. You strip the end of the twisty tie. And then what you do is push all that to the side a little bit. You take your cord. You get a drone.
Starting point is 00:35:52 You walk over to the wall and you fucking plug it in. Bumpy. It was a joke that he was showing how to make a charger, but he just had a charger. Got it, yeah. Yeah. I'm crying, oh oh my god so they have wait they have outlets in there now i mean i guess i don't know bro you you see we've made prisoners like like a uh podcast yeah did you see the who's the is it elizabeth holmes that's her
Starting point is 00:36:19 name right her jail looks like a fucking four seasons well that's because she's in federal yeah that's different okay you're gonna stay you think that's because she's in federal Yeah that's different You're going to state? You think that what's her name No it's not that I was like oh my god I don't know Giselle Maxwell's is pretty dope too
Starting point is 00:36:37 So what do you mean pretty dope though Like compared to Shawshank Redemption Right right right gotcha Wow Do we know what her cell's going to look like? Compared to Shawshank Redemption. Right, right, right. Gotcha. Wow. Do we know what our cell's going to look like? No, I don't know. They probably don't show it, right? Oh, I thought you got a picture of it.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Jeffrey Epstein's isn't good. No, I saw the outside. I'm like, oh, that looks nice. Anyway, what's... So... I don't know. So we had a guy up there. You were going to ask if he was going to have a video or something?
Starting point is 00:37:05 It's been like 40 minutes. You had a video, Nick? Is this from prison? That'd be great. What up, Golden Owl? Guys, Nick, Chin, Brendan, Chris, Eric, thanks for cleaning up that woman from last time that was going to leave her husband in.
Starting point is 00:37:24 I've now slept, which is good. She has a twin. I was going to put my sunglasses on and cover my eyebrows so you didn't torment me for that, but it's fine. Okay, start this shit over. Start this shit over? Is he from Middle Earth? Where the fuck is this guy from?
Starting point is 00:37:39 What was he? Is he from Wales? He hasn't asked his question. All he's said so far is thank you for clearing it up. And then he said this, Chris. It's straight up. Got it. Got it. Sounds like he's from Wales.
Starting point is 00:37:53 The golden hour. Scottish. Golden hour. Eric. Chris. Gene. Brendan. The black guy.
Starting point is 00:38:00 That's Jamaican. Yeah. It turned into that. Jamaican Russian. I'm from Scotland. Debate club for you. Apple VR headset. Yes. No.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Let me know what you think. Thank you. I talked about this on congratulations. The Apple VR headset. I just think it's going to be a fad. I don't. Until it's maybe this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:29 But the fucking... Nobody wants to wear a goddamn headset. Have you worn the other one? I forget what it's... The Oculus? The Oculus, no. Oh, yes. I'll do boxing with my son.
Starting point is 00:38:37 That thing's so sweaty. Yeah, I know. It's all foggy. I don't like any of that shit. Also, does your life suck so bad? Do you got to throw on that headset? Well, honestly, a lot of people's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, it got dark. I think I'm going to any of that shit. Also, does your life suck so bad you got to throw on that headset? Well, honestly, a lot of people's, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Yeah. It got dark. I think I'm going to have fun with that. Well, if you're going to walk around with this, I'm with Chris. This is going to be fucking ridiculous. So you're just going to have it on for hours just? In your house, yeah. Computer screens are fine.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Well, I just feel like. Screens are fine. Augmented reality is coming. And I can totally understand. I'm with you. I say this all the time myself. If I have my glasses and all of a sudden it's like, there's information about Brendan.
Starting point is 00:39:10 You know what I'm saying? Like 225. Don't trust him. Don't trust him. He's raped in prison. You know what I mean? He's about prison. He's been there.
Starting point is 00:39:19 You know what would be cool though? You know how like, you ever go to those sites, like if you look up like, just look up like Chris D'Elia naked and there's like a a fake it's your face yeah i wish you could do that with your glasses that's funny you could just walk around well but it's just porno but if it's yeah if it's just like what are you looking at you're nothing it's just this or your contacts then okay but nobody wants to nobody wants to like look at that laborious that you look like a fucking asshole and
Starting point is 00:39:43 also you look like you're skiing you look like you're fucking skiing in your house. But that's for at home, man. Yeah, but my question is, how long are you going to be on that thing? At home. Yeah. Well, how long do you play video games? Yeah, but it's different, though. It's not, though.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Many of those people are going to be like, man, fuck this. I just want to play. No, you'd be surprised. He is. Is that Litty? Yeah. He hasn't had it on yet. It's Litty, but it's uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Well, yeah, I mean, I play, when I play video games, I have my headphones on to play the video games. He's got weird chairs and shit. And I have my glasses on. He has a costume on when he plays in general? I mean, it might be, if it's super comfortable and it's, like, what I'm saying is, if you're sitting there, like, eventually, it's going to have to be like Ready Player One. You get in and it's like.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Yes. Eventually, and they're already doing it, they install a chip in your brain. Right. So you have all that shit just. Yeah, that makes sense. I would get that if it was easy to just fucking implant some shit. They already did it to somebody. I don't know who's the guinea pig.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Yeah, this guy's walking now. He couldn't walk, and now he can walk. Really? Yeah, he got a spine implant and a brain implant. He's 38. He couldn't walk because he was paralyzed, and now he's walking. No.
Starting point is 00:40:58 ...enabling a paralyzed man to walk again for the first time in more than a decade, thanks in part to the power of his own thoughts. Pertian Ascom was in a motorcycle crash in 2011. Twelve years ago, I got an accident and had a spinal cord injury, so I'm not able to move my legs anymore. A year ago, scientists in Switzerland placing electronic implants in areas of his brain and spinal cord that control movement. Then using artificial intelligence, researchers building what they call a digital bridge, establishing a wireless connection between Oskum's brain and spinal cord to stimulate
Starting point is 00:41:35 movement. What that Bluetooth do, baby? Wireless? Essentially putting his thoughts into action. Oh my God. In 10 years? Oh. I didn't know that it was like that's what it was doing. Because think about. In 10 years? Oh. I didn't know that it was like that's what it was doing.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Because think about. Hey, but it's not great. You could say they could put a, that means they could put a thing in your head. If you say that you're a, I'm a butterfly, you know, and then you put it into thought and all of a sudden you're just. Yeah. Wow. That's going to get complicated with the woke movement.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Yeah, it's going to be weird. But that guy's not moving super fast. Yeah, but it's now. This is in its infancy. I know. I'm just saying. Hey, Brendan. W, it's going to be weird. But that guy's not moving super fast. Yeah, but it's now. This is in its infancy. I know. I'm just saying. Hey, Brendan. Wants it to work immediately.
Starting point is 00:42:09 How about this? How about he's walking instead of doing this? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he? But can he walk without the- This is his life before this, Brendan. And you're like, oh, what's he doing now?
Starting point is 00:42:19 Well, I'm just saying. But he's not walking. He has that machine still. No, no, no. This is the first. But dude, he couldn't even do that. Yeah. He couldn't stand up.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Fair. I'm just saying, I would expect a little more. How much did this cost? How much did it cost? $12 billion? This guy, he wants the Lamborghini version. Can we get that camera? Well, we get him now.
Starting point is 00:42:38 We get him now. Also, I thought it was a chip. He has a fucking Philadelphia Eagles helmet on. That thing is. You want too much immediately, bro. There was another guy, too. it was a chip. He has a fucking Philadelphia Eagles helmet on. That thing is... You want too much immediately, bro. There was another guy, too. This is one guy. I think there was another guy that had like...
Starting point is 00:42:50 Yeah. But anyways, this is where they're going. In 10 years, it's going to be nuts. My point about this is what you're saying, Chris. They got this now, and then Apple have to be like this with it. Guys. But then like in three years, they're going to look back on that and be like, remember how stupid we were with this? Yeah, I understand. They already have that technology. They need that so we can get to the next step, which is cool. But then in three years, they're going to look back on that and be like, remember how stupid we were with this?
Starting point is 00:43:06 Yeah, I understand. They already have that technology. So we can get to the next step, which is cool. But augmented reality, yes. VR headset, no. But here's the difference, too. We think about they want you to do your computer like this. We're just like, okay.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Right, right, right. That'd be this. This could be crazy. That's so different from using your mouse or using a your mouse and like, or using, you know, a joint. Like, so how are we going to play video games? We're going to have to do like this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Sick. Yeah. I don't know if I like that. Well, you'd have to. I feel a generation will have to change and then they'll get used to it. But that's not going to be for old guys. I know. You know, I'm fucking 51 playing my video games like this.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Now I'm going to have to be like this. I'm going to fucking pull my back out to play video games. That's what I'm saying, though. But 10-year-olds now. Tell me what you're saying. Video games aren't for old people, right? No, no, no, no, no. 10-year-olds will come up on that shit.
Starting point is 00:43:52 You'll die out. And then the 10-year-olds will become 25. They'll be the older gamers. Yeah. And fucking, you know? And they'll be doing this shit. But by then, the video games are just going to be like Inception. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Nobody's going to be moving anymore. Dude, if they're doing this. They're going to go back to it. People are going to be like, why are Exactly. Nobody's going to be moving anymore. Dude, if they're doing this. They're going to go back to it. People are going to be like, why are you walking? Sit down. Here's the future, man. Here's the real future is you won't need houses or anything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:13 You're just going to be like, when you come home, we'll come home like this. Pod. Sit and just click, click. And I'm in the Taj Mahal. Yep. And machines will pay you not to work. They'll make money. They'll be a universal income.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Nobody will be fucking making money and just chilling. Your house will just be like, you know, you not to work. They'll make money. They'll be a universal income. Nobody will be fucking making money and just chilling. Your house will just be like, you just wake up. You'll be like, I don't want to wake up. You don't want that because you have money. But people who don't have money, they want that. You think they can afford those machines? What? Bro, you know how much it's going to cost to make one of these?
Starting point is 00:44:39 Yeah. Four cents. Yeah, dude. Because machines are just going to be like, sit down, got it. Here's your iPhone. Yeah. It's going to be four cents, bro. I don't like your future, dude. Because machines are just going to be like, sit down, got it. Here's your iPhone. Yeah. It's going to be $0.04, bro. I don't like your future, man.
Starting point is 00:44:49 I don't like it either, bro, but that's where it's headed. That's where it's headed. I don't think so. It is. There's articles already about certain companies have already cut 4,000 jobs and given them to AI. Exactly. That's just now. Check this out.
Starting point is 00:45:00 We could cut both these guys right now. Chat GPT can do podcasting. It's like men in black. There's like a little guy both these guys right now. Chat GPT can do podcasting. It's like men in black. There's like a little guy inside your head right now. Hello. Would you like some jokes? I am a comedian. There's probably seven of them because your forehead is so big.
Starting point is 00:45:16 No, okay. Just a bigger guy. How about just a bigger guy? I don't need seven of them. There's like seven of them. It was a job of the hot one. How about that? That's also assuming society wants to go that route. It's like seven of them. It was a job of the hot one. How about that? That's also assuming society wants to go that route.
Starting point is 00:45:28 It's not going to be up to society. Yeah. When is it up to society? Oh, you guys are sheep. It's going to be up to. No, you're the sheep. It's up to one fucking guy in charge or the robots. Talk about sheep.
Starting point is 00:45:39 They're going to make you a sheep. Get him down. Get him. Bye, bitch. Bye, bitch. Bleat, bleep bleep it's gonna be and that robot's gonna be like come here brandon yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah is this fake now does this feel fake i mean anytime there's technology people use it for whatever they're going to use it for
Starting point is 00:46:03 because i'm just curious as to like what's going to happen with the sex industry. These sex robots are... Dude, so many dudes are going to be like, What? It ain't cheating, babe! They're going to need the attachments. You can't just have it here. There's got to be some kind of dick attachment Yeah, dude. Yeah, the one that goes in your butt. The one that goes in your butt.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Or no, no, no, no, no. I mean... In your butt like this. Oh, my God. How fucking deep is it going, Chris? Deep, bro. Oh, my God. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:46:41 I got the wrong one. And what happens when he goes like this? He goes... And you're just like Pranks He's like oh my god Babe Babe get the guy
Starting point is 00:46:52 Get the guy Babe Get the guy Call the guy Call the guy again Your wife just walks in like this She just goes You go
Starting point is 00:46:59 Get the guy I see what happened It's in my ass Of course you see what happened There It's in my ass. Of course you see what happened. There'll be news reports about that. You know? Yep.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Ew. All right. That's it for today then, huh? But that'd be funny. Close. Yeah, we're almost close. All right. Yeah, but the glasses, but in closing, I think it's not there yet. It's not there yet, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:22 I had Google Glasses. You guys remember Google Glasses? That was a while ago, right? If that was a while ago that was no no it was stupid if that worked that's cool no but Google no no no they were like stupid dude they were stupid with a stupid thing you couldn't see a fucking dumb ass thing that was right here dude it was so dumb you bought it though no no no you know I got a lot of those dumb electronics from was Adam Devine yeah because when we're on workaholics they would just send stuff. And he would be like, I don't know if I'm... Why was Google Glasses stupid, though?
Starting point is 00:47:49 Because look at them! But I don't understand it. It seems better than the headset. It was like your car. You know how in your car, that thing flies? Oh, okay. It was like that. Oh, stupid.
Starting point is 00:48:00 And what information would it give you? Yeah, what information? It would be like you can search Google. How, though? Pressing buttons? You can talk to it? Yeah. It was connected to your phone.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Okay. Sounds pretty litty. No, it was not good. And they looked dumb because it was so distracting. It would be like if your iPhone was like this. This is your phone. You're just kind of like. Eric.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Eric. What happened? What happened? Dude, it's the new Android. Never mind. It like, Eric, Eric. What happened? What happened? Dude, it's the new Android. Never mind. It's the new Android thing. What happened?
Starting point is 00:48:29 What happened? Just like I'm getting a call. Hey. What up? It's dumb. You know what I find fucking ridiculous speaking of dumb technology
Starting point is 00:48:37 or old technology? What? Dude, and it's always old black dudes. It is always old black dudes. With the Bluetooth. It is always old black dudes. They got Bluetooth. It is always old black dudes. They got the big,
Starting point is 00:48:46 dude, it's like this big. It's this big in the ear and they walk around. So weird. Yo, what up? What's up?
Starting point is 00:48:51 And they always have business cards. They always be like that. What's that? Anyway, um, so, yeah, I'm going to be there
Starting point is 00:48:59 around three. I'll be there around three. All right, cool. I'll see you there then. Hey, it's like, dude, I was at a show one time
Starting point is 00:49:07 and the dude had it dude I was clowning his whole family was just and it was an old uncle yeah of course it was like an old ass uncle and he still had his
Starting point is 00:49:15 I said dude what the fuck is that Bluetooth doing in here still there was a black dude that would do stand up at the open mics at the Ha Ha Cafe and he would do stand up
Starting point is 00:49:23 with his Bluetooth still in with his Bluetooth in yeah I forget his name. Gangster. So funny. I'm sure you knew him. I had an Uber driver pick me up with the Bluetooth in and he was talking the whole time and then he turns off and he goes, man, you know me
Starting point is 00:49:35 trying to do my hustle. Man, here's my business card. I sell real estate. I manage entertainers. He's like, you need anything, man. Even when people are wearing the earbuds all the time. That's horrible, bro. If you're not listening to music currently, take them bitches out your ear. I hate it.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I hate it. The old school Bluetooth with the one where it wraps around the ear like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it comes across, and it's this far away from your face. You only see black guys. Only old black guys. It's hilarious. It really is. So that technology is still around. Yeah. You only see black guys. Only old black guys. It's all old school black dudes. It's hilarious. They still do that. It really is.
Starting point is 00:50:05 So that technology is still around. Yeah. So I don't know. Where we at? Who's this? What's up, boys? Dick Boy. Dana here.
Starting point is 00:50:14 I got a debate club for you. Short shorts era or baggy shorts era. What was worse? What's better? What are your thoughts? Me? I'm a short shorts guy, baby. Let that dick swing.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Yep. Eric, I feel like you're probably a baggy shorts kind of guy Brandon Thick boy for life I know you rock the short shorts Chris Let's be real here Your pasty ass don't wear shorts
Starting point is 00:50:35 That's a fair point Love the pod man You guys are great Keep doing your thing Peace Why am I wearing a workout? You self-conscious of your legs No I have skinny legs
Starting point is 00:50:44 Yeah You have stork legs Okay but I doconscious your legs. No, I have skinny legs, yeah. You have stork legs. Okay, but I do a lot. When I work out, I do mostly legs. I know there's nothing you do. It's the way you're born. And we're really talking about the look, too.
Starting point is 00:50:55 I mean, your face is already like... No, dude. You know what I mean? Your face is already like pork that's been boiled. You know what I mean? So your legs is probably... Oh, wow. Yeah, dude. That's good.
Starting point is 00:51:10 He's all legs. You know what? He's got legs! I need to... I want to get my legs fucking going, dude. I do my... Get injections. I want to.
Starting point is 00:51:22 You know how girls do the butt... I know, but I don't want to. Dude, I do squats and I do deadlifts. I do my injections you know girls do the butt I know but I don't want to dude I do squats and I do deadlifts I do them all the time do you wear do you wear baggy shorts or do you wear short shorts
Starting point is 00:51:31 well I grab whatever I get but my preference would be shorter shorts short well when I was in you know I come from both eras yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:51:37 when I was in high school I had really short shorts to play basketball everyone did though right like your cheeks hanging out the back yeah it was crazy yeah the dump truck yeah it was just...
Starting point is 00:51:46 And then it got baggy. So in the 90s, you were... Yeah. In the early 2000s, you were probably bagging it up. Yeah, I was like, hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like baggy's coming back though, yeah? I don't know. Not sure. I refuse to subscribe to it, but... But you got pants. You got thick-ass thighs.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Yeah, that's why I was going short. You gotta bring them out. So hold on. You're telling me I can't grow my legs? I can grow my legs if I wanted to. No, hardest thing to grow. This part? Not this part.
Starting point is 00:52:11 It's just your genetics. This part. Of course, never. I don't even try. Never. But this part. You know. Bro, I used to be thin.
Starting point is 00:52:17 I got some. I worked out. You're thin. No, I know. I'm never going to be like you, bro. Yeah. But yeah, I could grow this. Yeah, you probably could. Oh, you just believe it. Yeah, I know. I'm never going to be like you, bro. Yeah. But yeah, I could grow this. Yeah, you probably could.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Oh, you just believe it. Yeah, I know. I know. You're so defeated. You just want him to say. You don't believe it. No, I said you can grow these. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Give him some. I did. I said you can grow these, not these. I know that. I know that. I know that. Bodybuilders, because it's so hard to grow. You know what it is?
Starting point is 00:52:41 You know what it is? Your calves are impossible to grow. I know. Bodybuilders will get implants. His legs are crossed, and it's very condescending. Yeah, it is. Very. When the workout guys talk to you like this, you can't do it.
Starting point is 00:52:56 So, all right. So, workout guys get implants? Yeah. Calves. Calves, I think, are the number one implant for dudes. Really? It's up there. Calves and pex are popping up.
Starting point is 00:53:07 What? Yeah, guys being. Oh, God. Imagine getting implants as a dude. Pretty sure Oscar De La Hoya did some shit on his ass. Face implants for sure. Oh, his face is a disaster. Yeah, ab implants are a big thing now.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Dude, what? Could you imagine a dude? And you're just like. I don't like any kind of thing like that. Yeah. I just don't. I don't get it don't like any kind of thing like that. Yeah. I just don't... I don't get it. Well, with that...
Starting point is 00:53:27 Was it DC Youngfly, the guy from fucking... Was it Nick Cannon Show? Wild N' Out. Wild N' Out. His wife went under the knife to do some mommy makeover. Is that how she died? Died. So sad, dude.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Kanye West's mom died that way? So sad, man. What? What was she getting done? Do you know? Who? DC Youngfly's wife? Or baby mama that way? I know. So sad, man. What? What was she getting done? Do you know? Who? DC Young for his wife? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Or baby mama? I don't know. So sad, man. Only 32. They had like, what, three kids, four kids? So sad. Jesus. And he spoke at the funeral.
Starting point is 00:53:58 It's like, God, I wish I was that religious. Because he just chalks up to God. He's like, God doesn't make mistakes. He looks at his kids. He's like, we know it's in God's hands. We're good, right? I'm like, God bless you, man. I wish I had more of that in my life. Yeah, because you just...
Starting point is 00:54:13 What a monster. People that think like that, what a monster they think God is. Yeah, well... No, they don't. They think God called up an angel and needed their help. To me, my thought process is, you think God's up an angel and needed her help. To me, my thought process is, you think God's a monster.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Well, even if it's not just for that, it's like, then what's going on with all these wars? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the whole thing. Starving kids. Well, they needed to be tested at fucking 11 months old. But I think it helps them. That's why I admire it. Absolutely. I wouldn't be able to talk. You're talking about faith. Yeah, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:54:43 God damn. My grandma, when she dashed doorstep, she's like, I can't wait to get up there. Oh, I can't wait to see him. I'm like, what? She's like, oh, man, I wish she was going down tonight. I mean, that's a beautiful thing. That's a beautiful thing. I'm terrified, bitch. Yeah, no, I know.
Starting point is 00:54:58 I get it. And look, you know. Couldn't be a good word for me. Well, I saw there was a television show, like a Black Mirror type thing. And on the show, was it Black Mirror? It black mirror i don't even remember but anyways they figured they they discovered that the afterlife was real like they had scientific proof that the afterlife was real right and then everybody started killing themselves oh really yeah that wasn't black mirror i don't think i don't think it's black mirror but it was something like that did you
Starting point is 00:55:23 ever see that show on they they made one for either Prime. I think you're talking about Portland, Karen. Prime or, I think there's one on Prime or Hulu. They tried to copy Black Mirror, you know? Impossible. It's not as good, but it's crazy the stars they got on it. Like, they have, like, crazy stars on it. That might be good.
Starting point is 00:55:44 It's all about the Black Mirror, the writing, man. It's fucking nuts. The thing about Black Mirror is to me, no, it wasn't. It was Electric Dreams. Oh wait,
Starting point is 00:55:52 was it Electric Dreams? I believe it was Electric Dreams. I put a little effort in it. Dark. I believe it was Electric Dreams. What about it, dude? It just wasn't as good. But they're coming back with
Starting point is 00:56:04 Is that it? Can you please click it 2017 images there we go that was it yeah that was a while ago huh yeah look at brian kranzden fucking anna paquin steve buscemi steve buscemi uh terence howard turns out who's that other woman i don't know but um yeah but the thing about black mirror was the first season was off the chain. The second season was pretty damn good. And then there were like some misses. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:31 But a couple of the stories. That's how it goes. I just think just a couple of the stories I wasn't into. Yeah. But for the most part, I like the thought process. So it's coming back. And my buddy Aaron Paul is in one of them. I can't wait to see it.
Starting point is 00:56:42 So I can't wait to see that shit. I like Black Mirror. Yeah. I like Black Mirror. Yeah. It's cool. I like the one you see. You see the. I forget. It's in one of them. I can't wait to see it. So I can't wait to see that shit. I like Black Mirror. Yeah, I like Black Mirror. That's cool, yeah. I like the one you see. I forget. It's in the first season where they're on the Starship Enterprise. And they have the technology where they get your DNA.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Then you're in the video game. Yeah. And he's like a dictator in there. Yeah, that's Black Mirror. Whoa. What? That's me and Aaron Paul. Wait. Oh, Aaron Paul's from Breaking Bad?
Starting point is 00:57:10 You know what? I was a fan of him. That's how you're supposed to look? That's how? What happened? Well, no, I think that's way better than this. That's the fucking guy talking from the old era. Dude, you would wear baggy shorts and me, I'm more...
Starting point is 00:57:28 You're fit. Say, do you want me to look like a twink? Oh, that's what you look like. I'm sure he's cool, but when he did that racism video... Shut up, please! That video, that whole thing. It was on the same day as this
Starting point is 00:57:45 i gotta i gotta believe chris wrote it for him i gotta believe i gotta believe they got paid no i gotta believe that they were tricked no dude no hollywood was like hey bitch you want to keep being in movies and tv shows well okay cut this hot promo for us during the what was it again i don't even remember. What was it about? Take responsibility for being white. That's horrible. Absolutely horrible.
Starting point is 00:58:11 The most. And killer cops must be prosecuted. Check, please. They are murderers. We can turn the tide. He starts crying. It is time. He's my buddy.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Go to other people. Nah, leave it on this one. Leave it on this one. Go to other people. Because he's the one going for cops. I want to see who else did it. I know he did it. He's the one going for cops. I want to see who else did it. I know he did. He's the one going for cops.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Hold on. So what was... I take responsibility. Of what? Being white. Look at him. I take responsibility. Come on.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Can I kiss? Responsibility. I take responsibility. Of what? I don't know yet. Hold on. I forget. Top shooting black people.
Starting point is 00:58:41 For every time it was easier to ignore than to call it out for what it was. Every not so funny joke. I like it. Oh. Every understereotype. Every not so funny joke. Every blatant injustice, no matter how big or small. Watch her look at the camera.
Starting point is 00:58:55 Every understereotype. Every blatant injustice, no matter how big or small. What did she look at? She just looked at her lines. Yeah, the reading. Every time I explained away police brutality or turned a blind eye. She actually did that? I don't even believe she did that.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Well, she has red hair, so you can't trust her. Black people are being slaughtered in the streets, killed in their own homes. These are our brothers and sisters. All right, all right, all right. Don't even start. This is so bad. It's so ridiculous. The most white privileged thing ever is to do this.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Is to do this. Yeah, it's horrible. You know what? The no self-awareness of like, that's the Hollywood. What the fuck are you doing? This was what I remember. She can do no wrong.
Starting point is 00:59:38 This was day six. This was way more cringy though. No hell to try. No hell below us. Above us only sky. Boy, that was killer. Imagine all the people.
Starting point is 00:59:58 Another buddy. Trick us out. Living for today. You hear it out. Imagine there is no country. for today. Imagine there is no country to go to. It isn't hard to do. The biggest solo. Okay, enough of this.
Starting point is 01:00:17 So bad. What was it for? It was when we were in COVID. It was just like people. It's just, here's the deal. The least you can do. No, this is's just Here's the deal The least you can do No this is just COVID The people
Starting point is 01:00:27 The least you can do people This is the You know what they say The least you can do This is the littlest Possible thing you can possibly do But check this out The thing
Starting point is 01:00:34 You know how we saw that Behind the scenes video Of the boy and the dad Yeah They need to show The behind the scenes video Yeah Just so you can see
Starting point is 01:00:41 How fucking bullshit this is Yes Because you know they're doing that They didn't do one take No no They were like Oh let me do it again Yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:00:47 You know It's like go fuck yourself man This is the shit That people should Hey hold on I played this to my dying grandma Who was on life support She woke up and pulled the plug
Starting point is 01:00:58 Honestly This should be These The people who did this Should get cancelled Yes Two You know what I mean Including your friend right Wait what So this should be – the people who did this should get canceled. Yes. Two. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:01:07 Including your friend, right? Wait, what? No, not my friend. I like him. He's cool. He's actually the sweetest fucking guy. Just slap him in the face when we do that. Dude, what are you supposed to –
Starting point is 01:01:15 No, but sometimes you do dumb shit and you're fucking whatever. No, but what are you supposed to do? Imagine the pressure. Yeah. Oh, no. I know. Imagine the pressure. You work for studios.
Starting point is 01:01:24 You make a lot of money. and they're coming to you. They really want you to do this. That's what they do. Because it's like the Hollywood media and everything, they feel like the only people that watch TV are liberal. Crazy. Which is bananas. It's bananas to think that. So they're like, we have to do this.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Push the agenda. So imagine you're a person that's like, oh, you know, I'm kind of in the middle. I'm actually more conservative. Which they all, by the way, all are. If you have a lot of money in a business. That's the secret in Hollywood. You own business, you own thing. Oh, well, here's another thing.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Chris Pratt. Dude, think about this. Poor guy. Think about this, man. Poor guy. If you look at the popular vote from that last election, all right? There's so many. Over 70 million people voted for Trump.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Yeah. But everybody wants to act like they don't know a Trump supporter. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No. Bro, I'll tell you right now. That's why they do this kind of bullshit.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Yeah. And he's polling to win again. So clearly. I'm really. I really wonder what the fuck's going to happen next time. Dude, if... You just indicted. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:02:32 I know. Who knows what the fuck's going to happen? But my point is... That indictment is all predicated where the indictments can go down. If it's in D.C. or New York, he's fucked. It's all liberals up there. There's a chance it's in Florida, he'll get off scot-free. If it's in Florida, he gets off.
Starting point is 01:02:46 I just always thought he was invincible. It'll be really interesting to see what happens. He kind of is because what's happening, again, I don't like any of them. I'm not defending Trump, but what they're doing to Trump, like this witch hunt, what they don't realize is the gig is up. We can smell what's going on because he's for sure going to win. It's a one-race party. You think?
Starting point is 01:03:02 Well, here's the deal. Democrats can't win. They're getting destroyed in the polls. But what's going on is so they keep throwing all this shit at Trump, hoping something sticks. But you look at the polls. Every time they do this, America's like, enough. If Biden wasn't such a fucking dunce. We hate him.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Yeah, I know. Don't run again. Just fucking let someone else run. The Democrats might have a chance. Who? Well, no. Newsom. That's who. Well, I know. Don't run again. Just fucking let someone else run. The Democrats might have a chance. Who? Well, no. Newsom. That's who.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Well, I know. I understand. But it's someone else. It needs to be Newsom. Yeah. They don't have anyone else. I know. I know.
Starting point is 01:03:34 I know. They need to let DeSantis go in there. That's what they need to do. Get rid of all the bullshit. Get DeSantis in there. I don't. I just. It's so.
Starting point is 01:03:43 It's so. They thought 20. What was it? 2020 was going to. It was weird, dude it was weird dude it's gonna be so well let's just let's play devil's advocate let's say they do indict him in Washington D.C. and he goes you're looking at 30 40 years of prison time let's say that the Democrats evil ways win and they block up the former president of the United States for 40 years. You think January 6 was a problem? No, I know. What do you think people are going to do? They don't need to lock him up for 40 years. They just need to get
Starting point is 01:04:11 a criminal, something criminal on his record and he can't run for president. They don't care if they lock him up or not. They could care less. They just don't want to run. They're doing whatever it takes so he can't run. There could be a case where he's on trial and he can't participate in the debates, which the Democrats would love because they crush him in debates. Doesn't debate dealing with this lawsuit and all these legal fees and all that shit, but can still be president.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Not just Democrats, man. There's a large contingent of Republicans who are like, 100% deep state. They're just like, hey, we don't want this guy either. Of course. But they're about power, so they're like, hey, he's all gone. He's the one that's, you know what I mean? But they're like, we really want someone else.
Starting point is 01:04:57 What's the thing about how Biden had the trans woman show her tits at the White House or some shit? Did you see that? Yeah. And they also replaced the American flag with the rainbow flag. It was the rainbow flag in the center which is against the law and they had two american flags you never replace the american flag he replaced it put that flag there and then said these are the bravest people in america he did oh really well that's a big i have some friends that have blown off limbs defending the country that's strange to me
Starting point is 01:05:23 I have some friends that have blown off limbs defending the country. That's strange to me. Can you turn it off or no? I was trying to find the picture of the – You see how the flag's in the middle? It's Pride Week. It's Pride Month, Eric. It was this one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:40 So that's why they're – I don't care. They've never done that. Yeah, so what? Thank you. Happy Pride Month. Yeah, so what? Thank you. Happy Pride Month. Yeah, good for him. Happy Pride Year. Happy Pride Life.
Starting point is 01:05:50 Yeah! Oh, so, yeah. It's like I'm dying out here. Yes! You are heard. You belong. You're understood. You are loved.
Starting point is 01:05:59 And you belong. Yeah! You're the bravest and most inspiring people I've ever known. I mean, you're welcome. His son was in the military. Can we take a little video? This is what people say at speeches and stuff. Not when you're the president of the United fucking States.
Starting point is 01:06:15 No, dude, it's pride month. He's just, you know. So how far should they go, Eric? So you let him do this. How far should we keep this going? That's the problem. I'm just saying, keep what going? It's just Pride Month.
Starting point is 01:06:25 Next month it'll be whatever month it is, and he'll be doing another thing for that. I think we read too much into these kinds of things. Oh, man. When the leader of the free world is saying these are the bravest people in America. That's not what he said. That's how you interpreted it, but that's not what he said. I think he said, I think they cut out what he said.
Starting point is 01:06:45 These are some of the bravest people I've ever known or something. Some of. He said these are the bravest people I know. All right. Let's see. It's like when a president goes to Saudi Arabia every year, people have a problem with that. Are we talking about the white house? You guys are better than Americans.
Starting point is 01:06:59 You're like, man, he's just doing it. He's out there. That's not. Brennan, again. I'm cool with it. That's crazy to me. You're interpreting this the way you want to interpret it. He's out there. That's not again. I can be cool with it. That's crazy to me. You're interpreting this the way you want to interpret it. To me, that's part of the problem.
Starting point is 01:07:12 When the United States president says these are the bravest people I've ever met. He didn't say these are the bravest people I've ever met. As I said, I mean this. I swear to God. You're some of the bravest and most inspiring people I've ever known. This is a problem because you're going, no, he's not seeing that context.
Starting point is 01:07:32 So what context are we in? He's at a, he's doing a pride demonstration for pride month. And he's saying, you know, it's like, this is how people talk. That's how we talk. If you think that the guy, listen, man, if you're talking about what the president should or should not say, then. Then what? Call up a million things that Trump has said. Trump's not the president right now. We're talking about this right now.
Starting point is 01:07:58 When he was the president. I don't care about that. He was saying a lot of dumb shit too. He's not the president right now. Your current sitting president is saying this. So two wrongs make a right. I don't interpret this the way I think a lot of rational, sane people do. It's Pride Month, and the president has a bunch of pride people in front of him,
Starting point is 01:08:19 and he's just saying some things to hype up, to make them feel good. You're saying if there was a convention with cops, he would be like, you guys are the bravest people I've ever met. Yeah. They say what you say, but you don't. Grover Cleveland, it's just like. Grover Cleveland. John Adams, you know, I never trusted John Adams.
Starting point is 01:08:38 Taft. Oh, God. Not never. What is this? Just Norm MacDonald being hilarious about gay pride. Okay, let's do it. He's so funny. Like one time I was doing this thing in San Francisco,
Starting point is 01:08:50 and they were all gay people in the audience, they told me. So I figured I'd do it. In San Francisco? Yeah. Oh. So I figured I'd do stuff about gay people so that they could relate to it. Yeah, it's warm up. They love that.
Starting point is 01:09:02 And so I was talking about it because I went to this gay pride parade, and I saw in it there were these old men and old ladies warm up they love that as i thought it was always gave prior trade and i thought it was a five-mile man and all ladies like that these designs that said we are proud of our gates on as i said as an odd thing to be proud of you know because it's not an achievement you know it's not like something here work all your life to be jay i just wanted to say i had a hard time believing that
Starting point is 01:09:26 is fifty six-year-old man actually you know i work like that and bill you know uh... might get all my government and jack and graduated from harvard you know the person is class and i mean and i was articling over a a law firm and, oh yeah, he loves cock. Oh, yeah. He can't get enough cock in his mouth, his ass, his tits, all this stuff.
Starting point is 01:10:02 I got a picture of the boy here sucking another man's cock. I want to show you. the boy here sucking another man's cock. I want to show you. So watch the maturation of you as an artist to realize it took you nine and a half minutes to get it. That's it. I haven't seen Dennis Miller in a long ass time. Isn't he super one way or another? I don't even know which way.
Starting point is 01:10:18 Well, he went very conservative. He did. Because he looked at the landscape and he was like, man, there's no conservative comics. Got it. And then he was like, I'm going to be the conservative he was like, man, there's no conservative comics. Got it. And then he was like, I'm going to be the conservative. There's a bunch of jumping over there. Like Rob Schneider just released this much on Fox. Like that.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Oh, really? Yeah. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. He went super that way. Really?
Starting point is 01:10:36 Wow. If you're going to go, you got to go. That's. Yeah. Well, uh. Dennis Miller was the famous one now. Oh, for sure. Remember Dennis Miller did Monday Night Football?
Starting point is 01:10:44 Yeah. And it did not work. They just weren't ready for sure. Remember Dennis Miller did Monday Night Football? Yeah. And it did not work? They just weren't ready for it. He was dropping jokes on fourth and one. Oh, really? The audience was like, absolutely not. You can't do that. That's funny.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Not during football. Jim Brewer, too. Big time Fox guy. But he's... He's the best. Is he... I don't know him at all. Is he...
Starting point is 01:11:03 He's super anti... Right, Vax, right? at all. Is he, I don't know. He's super anti like. Right, Vax, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll like warm up the crowd before like big Republican things. Oh, really? Like he used to warm up the crowd for Metallica. They do it for like.
Starting point is 01:11:15 Oh, wow. There's got to be, there's got to be a market for that. Oh, bro. Oh, yeah. Huge market. Right? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:21 In the same way, like if you're a clean comic and you go to you do churches and stuff like that yeah i mean it's got to be a marker for like you know republicans have money but they also they also want to laugh anytime i'm out in the middle of america and like when i i do jokes about i talk about both sides yeah yeah i'm not i'm not i don't know i know one way i know. So what happens is the best compliment will always be from the more conservative people and they come up
Starting point is 01:11:49 and they say, thanks for talking about both sides. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all they want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're so, they're like, yeah, make fun of me,
Starting point is 01:11:55 but like, that's all it is for some people. They're just like, what? All you're going to do is talk about this? I know, I know. It's even like,
Starting point is 01:12:01 Bill Maher was like pretty left, like he's a liberal conservative liberal but now he's kind of coming over conservative and his set's all about that like his that's his demo that's his fan base well i feel like you don't want to you don't want to like say kowtow to like the people that you support if you want them to be better yes and he's at a point now he's like hey liberals what are we doing can we need to stop doing this this and this and when you do that then the people that are like yeah right they're like
Starting point is 01:12:30 oh now you're a you're a traitor you're a traitor it's like oh fuck yourself because everyone's in teams that's what i'm saying man i can't stand that yeah well you know it's like when you get older you are going to naturally become more conservative because it just that's just what happens yeah you know it's such the thing is to be like fiscally conservative and socially liberal there's like where no one's one side of the other then why are we even having debates and shit there's no representation for people then why don't they just have a cardboard cutout of like here's the the conservative person and they just talk about more guns blah blah blah and then the other side is like you know gays blah blah and then we just go okay that's all we need no it's supposed to be
Starting point is 01:13:08 about the individual and we hear them and how does it relate to us and it doesn't have to be one side of the other that's how i feel about it right and that's how i can look at something and be like okay i get why this is happening like this and not be so fucking extreme that's the problem are you saying I'm extreme? A little extreme. When it comes to Biden, yeah. But I get it. But that's the, you know,
Starting point is 01:13:34 I think it's a terrible looking, but there's, first of all, there's a lot of things that Trump did that Biden kept because he was like, ooh, I like that. And there's a lot of things that Biden has done that have been very helpful, but nobody wants to talk about those things. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:13:49 You gotta look at it. This ain't the show for a week. I was gonna say like what, but let's do it after the show. Yeah, do it after the show. I'd say like what? Jobs. Look at the jobs.
Starting point is 01:13:58 Look at the job market. I thought we were not gonna talk about it. Sorry. We'll talk about pants or something. Let's talk about dicks. You think the job market gets good for four years? Then they go, okay, reset. And now let's...
Starting point is 01:14:08 Yeah, I know, I know. But I will be in... That's the stupid part about it. All the bullshit that's been happening has been going on for 20 fucking years. Yeah, I know. Through all presidents. I know.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Republican, Democrat, Republican. We'll get off politics after this. No, the reason why he goes, look how many jobs I'm doing. Yeah, you shut the economy down. Yeah, yeah. We'll get off politics after this. No, the reason why he goes, look how many jobs I'm doing. Yeah, you shut the economy down. You shut everything down. People lost their fucking jobs. Look, jobs are up 80%.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Yeah, because we lost our job for two fucking years. I'll be in Colorado. Colorado Springs, Pueblo. Dude, wear a Nuggets jersey. Nashville, June 21st. Wear a Nuggets jersey. That'll be good. Wear Nuggets.
Starting point is 01:14:45 That'll be good. I'll do that. You never wear. Nouggs jersey. Nashville, June 21st. Wear a Nuggs jersey. That'll be good. Wear a Nuggs. That'll be good. I'll do that. You never wear. No, I know. He's talking about the opposing team. No, but if you wore like- I don't see you wearing jerseys and shit. That'd be hilarious.
Starting point is 01:14:57 You'd only wear a jersey if it was made by some like, you know- Gucci? No, some try-hard artist. Oh, true. Then he'll be like, like Yeah this is a shirt from You know Such and such Common worth
Starting point is 01:15:07 Alright dude You know it's like Are we done? Yeah Alright guys love you Yeah look at Jokic there He was like five they said In a Nuggets jersey
Starting point is 01:15:15 I know he played tennis See ya Alright guys love you Thank you.

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