The Golden Hour - Know When To Use It | The Golden Hour PATREON #11 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

FULL EPISODE: https://www.patreon.com/Thegoldenhourpodcast The guys discuss the Budweiser controversy, Chris' hatred for Erik's Adidas shoes, all new Relationship Advice, con...fessions and live call in submissions, road rage solutions, thoughts on letting your kids cuss and much more!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 K-Earth, K-Earth 101, 106.9, Charlotte, Charlotte, Virginia. We're giving away two tickets to see Chris D'Elia tonight. Chris, good to see you. We're not giving away those tickets because it's sold out for Chris. It's sold out. You can't get inside. No, there's definitely...
Starting point is 00:00:16 There's no way there's two free tickets for Chris D'Elia. We have 15 tickets to see Chris D'Elia tonight. No, absolutely not. Wherever he plays, it shuts down because there's too many asses in seats. 15 tickets to see Chris D'Elia tonight. No, absolutely not. Wherever he plays, it shuts the f***ing door down because there's too many ad-hasses in seats. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour
Starting point is 00:00:57 It's the Golden Hour No one's biggest guest Go Noah! Noah! Noah's big-ass gaston! Thank you very much. Hollywood is full. Big-ass gaston! How's those specimens? Yes, I'm intimidating. Oh, what a guy, that
Starting point is 00:01:17 Brandon! Man, you know that whole thing, huh? Crazy old Maurice. Thank you, Nick. Oh, you guys that whole thing, huh? Crazy old Maurice. Thank you, Nick. Thanks, baby. You guys are dorks. I'll tell you what, man.
Starting point is 00:01:31 My wife, my wife fucking, she listens to audiobooks to sleep sometimes. And I'm like, what's this? Give me a paper towel. I'm like, what's this one? You got to honk that schnauz. I'm like, what's this one? It was Beauty and the Beast last night. Are we on?
Starting point is 00:01:45 She listens to Beauty and the Beast? Oh, Rachel's watching Little Mermaid ad nauseum right now. Beauty and the Beast. Wait, the movie's not out yet? No. Oh, the black girl. Yeah, that didn't come out yet? No, it doesn't come out until May.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Yeah, so she's like watching Little Mermaid now. Yo, what up, dude? What's up, man? You know? Dude. Your chain looks sad. What? Just not.
Starting point is 00:02:09 You see it on camera. What's going on with it? It's just like. Oh, shit. No. Beauty and the Beast. I just posted about it. Beauty and the Beast?
Starting point is 00:02:19 Oh, what I got at brand time. I posted about my tour. He's the candle, right in beauty and the beast chris leah.com nashville hamilton ontario we going everywhere dude just go to chris.com dude honestly ottawa what the fuck hey where the where the fuck he going oh he's going to orlando yeah where's he going nashville yeah where's he going fort myers yeah what the fuck is that i don't know but he'll be there also orlando yeah dude so many different places what the fuck you all right dude just take it all in chrisley.com baby uh i know what you're doing and
Starting point is 00:02:52 when's the special drop if you've shot it i don't know but i shot it and it is fucking oh dude i was so happy man afterwards come out this i don't know so today april 13th to the 15th you can catch me in springfield, Missouri at the Blue Room. Oh, wait, you didn't play that yet? No. Blue Room Comedy Club, April 20th through the 22nd. Comedy Mothership in Austin, 28th through the 30th. Come check me out.
Starting point is 00:03:15 And then I'm also going to be in Zanies, Nashville, and stand up live in Huntsville in June. Atlanta this week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Bring them thick asses that you got. The Peaches. Come on out. Then La Jolla's Comedy Store June 2nd through the 4th. Then I'm off in Europe June 15th through the, I think, 25th.
Starting point is 00:03:34 I ended double. Look at all that shit. You're going to be there. Just you, huh? Yeah, just me, dude. Just showing up and the guy. Just do it. I'm your opener.
Starting point is 00:03:43 That's how it's going to be? Just like the guy? Yeah. Wow. Whoever, dude. You're just going to be sitting there with that tiger. That's how it's going to be? Just like the guy? Yeah. Wow. Whoever, dude. You're just going to be sitting there with that tiger thing. You're not even going to be able to bring tiger thing, huh? You bring it on the plane?
Starting point is 00:03:51 We're international. All right. Wow. Okay. You don't need to laugh in my face. I don't think we are. Actually, I'm going to have to smuggle it in. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I was just watching a thing on Nat Geo about how they have a whole smugglers series. And I was watching people smuggling like party drugs and shit and how they were smuggling cocaine. It was unbelievable. Into America? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:11 From like Trinidad and shit. You got to watch out for them Trinidadians. XC and fentanyl. So you're going to wear sunglasses just the whole show? Is that what's going on
Starting point is 00:04:21 right now? Your future's still bright? I haven't even thought about it. My future's still bright? My future fucking bright as shit, dude. I'm on tour going nutso, dude. Boy, it goes dummy viral. Stupid viral.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Yeah. So, yeah. But yeah, dude, you got to watch out for people from Trinidad when they come into the fucking, you know that they got cocaine in their suitcase. Anyway. Have you ever done any drugs, Eric? Not like those kind of drugs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:43 What have you done? None. Nothing. You downloading? No, I'm just getting my. Yeah. What have you done? None. Nothing. Are you downloading some Harry Potter shit? Oh, yeah. He's talking about, yeah. We're not talking about like caffeine and shit, dude. We're talking about like cocaine.
Starting point is 00:04:54 You're the real smack. You're the smack. You're the smack. You're the Bolivian marching powder. Not even a, nothing? Nothing. Nothing with that nose? Nothing?
Starting point is 00:05:00 No. I didn't go there. I thought about it. Well, the three of us. Yeah, we got noses. We got noses. Well, me and Eric got noses. You got a nose. It's nice. But, man. I got't go there. I thought about it. Well, the three of us wouldn't... Yeah, we got noses. We got noses. Well, me and Eric got noses. You got a nose.
Starting point is 00:05:08 It's nice, but man... I got a big nose. You got a big nose, but you're a big guy. Eric has an even bigger nose for a big guy and I've got a fucking honker for a big guy.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Yours is more of a beak. All right. Yours is pointy. Me and him got noses. If there was like you, a pelican, and a seagull, it's rude.
Starting point is 00:05:24 People would be like. It's rude. Chris is the one with the wings? Yeah. Like you can endorse a cereal. You know what I mean? New fucking, yeah. New Chex loop.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Some kind of loops. Yeah, some of those are loops. Some kind of mix in it. You know what I mean? Nothing, Eric? I know you don't drink nothing. No, man. Never wanted to try it?
Starting point is 00:05:47 No. Nah, bro. How many times are you going to ask that question, dude? I figure, but if he's like, oh, I've done shrooms. That's not a drug. People usually do that. Yeah. Bro, whatever, man.
Starting point is 00:05:55 I get fucking recognized all the time. Oh. What are you talking about right now? How many drinks do you have to have over there? Can I drink that coffee? Nah, bro. That's mine. It's all mine. Everything's all mine. Can I have a sip? Nobody can have anything I have? Can I drink that coffee? Nah, bro. It's mine. It's all mine.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Everything's all mine. Can I have a sip? Nobody can have anything I have. Can I have a sip? Nah, dude. Nah, dude. It's all mine. I wish I got one.
Starting point is 00:06:10 You know what looks cold and fresh? Yep. You fucked up. You done fucked up, dude. This is Patreon. We're wilding out. This is Patreon. I can say whatever I want. ༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱༱�サブタイトル キミノミヤ

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