The Golden Hour - On Air Beef | The Golden Hour #102 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

The guys talk "mansplaining", Chris' hiatus from working out, what they'd all do during a civil war or a zombie apocalypse, Chris' irritation with actors portraying real people but have buff bodies, a clip of Erik in the wild on a train and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

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I thought this funny video was like a girl and a guy in a ring and a girl slaps him right You know, he just walks out of the ring and he comes back in a dress with a wig on He beats her shit up You know he just walks out of the ring and he comes back in a dress He's like it was like what you have to do in this day and age I thought that was funny It was like a white man can't jump. I don't do I'm gonna get my gun kill everybody I know I'm gonna do I'm gonna get my wig and dress, come back here, kill everybody. And you can't say shit. No, but you at a book club, everybody's getting mad, you're like, how do I know you're a guy?

You're like, don't mansplain. That's the joke really, that's how you would do it. You're gonna say, stop mansplaining, and you go, okay, just a second. You leave, you come back in a dress and a thing, and you say the exact same thing. You're cool with that, you're like, yes, I understand you. Oh yeah, I never you. Oh, yeah.

I never heard about mansplaining in the trans community. That's got to be a little different. It's a little tricky. No one wants to offend them. They don't switch your brain out, though. You know what I mean? No one wants to, because you don't want to offend them. So you just go, ah, OK.

No, I know. OK. Mansplaining. You cozied up today, dog, huh? Yeah, you know what? It's good, buddy. It's a little chilly. Still working out?

It was a little chilly now, but. Did you stop? Yeah, you know what? Still working out it was a little chilly now, but stop. Well, you know, I I didn't stop I just I'm on hiatus Okay, my shoulder hurts a little bit. I'll get back into it And I've just been procrastinating and when I get back into it, you'll know about it. My height is last year from 2003 My dad did this about it got me really got me back on the horse I took a break, how long? Eight years. My dad did this about, he really got me back on the horse. We were swimming with the kids and I just see him looking me up and down, he goes, still work out?

I went, what? You still working out? Dude. Kind of, he goes, huh. We went on a walk in our neighborhood yesterday. It was like this long, Rachel goes, I go on this walk every day. It's like a sunset walk and it's really great,

but it's almost, I go for a mile. And she's pushing me, dude. I was like, oh, okay, thanks for bringing me, babe. Because I need to like go down to the LA Fitness and sign up. Because I've just been moving and all this stuff and I, new trainer, I haven't, you know, I'm awesome. And I was like, oh, I gotta keep that.

No, it's good for longevity. That's the thing to do it for. I like look my thing is like if I'm really fit My thing is just it doesn't matter. I'm still fucking utterly Charismatic and super fucking cool and funny you know how the Civil War comes you well, but I know you're gonna call me But I can't help everybody yeah, but there's no I'm gonna help Eric over the civil if the Civil War happens. you're fucked anyway, dude. No, you're fucked bro You're fucked. It's not gonna be a civil war. I always say like look forget a civil war What would you do if a zombie apocalypse happened? Well, that's also not gonna happen. See now we're vibing.

That's the thing. You have a zombie apocalypse then what? Cuz you have to run like you saving your kids. I'm fucked anyway. You gotta be in shape. You gotta be in shape. Well I told you, I was with this guy. Zombie shape. He was like a doomsday prepper, 300 pounds. He was like let me show you bunker, all this stuff. He's in the middle of the house. I go, you were like baby back ribs, why? I was like damn, why you got a bunch of Dunkaroos in here?

No, I, no, so he's. You got a whole hostess area. And that shack over there is just for the condiments. Dude, so we're doing our thing right? And he's like carrying a tire. There's an escalator up. Dude, that's actually hilarious. A fat preparation.

That's what he's doing. So he has all this shit, and he showed me all these guns, like this $3,000 gun, all this bunker. He's like, yeah, man, we're ready to go. And we're like carrying a tire. He's like, oh, I learned how far. He's like, damn, I said, damn dog, what do you have to run if there's only one guy?

And he goes, shit. He's not gonna make it to the bunker. Yeah, he's all shit. He's just gonna die right at the button like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna come there and just run away. No, you go like this. Oh, oh.

There's a chip. Yeah, I don't Speaking of in shape, I was at the Olympia Oh yeah, yeah, you were But in shape, the Olympia, like the Mr. Olympia, the Fitness Expo Oh wow There's a tournament though There's a Fitness Expo?

Oh yeah, a fitness expo, there's a million Yeah Well, but they have different classes like the the absolute, classic, like fitness, physique. So now there's dudes in like board shorts that are supposed to look normal. They're supposed to be all natural. Like that's a division now. I feel like you could fit in there.

Those guys are so crazy tan, and their faces are then like super different color, and it's just great. Me and Rogan call them chocolate bodies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a weird, but I mean road and call them chocolate bodies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's feels racist It's a weird. It's a weird We're talking about how to start about how it came about with the tan because the black There's just a bunch of white guys body. Yeah, and the black dude shows him like I can see all his muscles

Some some white dudes like fuck. Oh, yeah Yeah, and then they start going to the face. Yeah. That's right. You just can't only do the face. You know? What if you only did the face and you're up there? Yeah, you're like, hold on. Be like, wait, that's not this. They do it with the body.

So yeah, I don't know. Yeah, they don't ever call it like, hey, you're doing black body. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's what we're saying. Chocolate body, man. You can't do black body. So that dude's like the C-bomb. Oh my god. That's Chris. Yeah, that's what we're saying. Chocolate body, man. You can't do black body. So that dude's like...

Oh my God. That's Chris. Seabombs like the Drake of bodybuilding. He's massively famous. Massively famous. Six time winner. Like massive. Multi, multi million. Is that... There's me and Rogan talking about fucking chocolate body up there. See the top left? That's it, dude. That's fucking the clip. my fucking chocolate body up there. See the top left? That's it dude. That's like in the clip.

Yeah, he's, I didn't know about him until recently. Well, a few years ago maybe. I tweeted something. He put up a funny thing that was like the thumbnail for his YouTube was, I'm bald now or something. And he was working out and he was bald and I was so funny and I put it up on on Instagram and then we started following each other but yeah

he's a massive dude too yeah he seems like a really good dude 25 million followers oh wow really he's massive massive it's dark he's the Drake did you unfollow me is that we were finding out right now? I don't know. Wow, maybe he unfollowed me. He's just busy. I'm sure he's got a lot of stuff going on. You know, he's a swamp man. I follow him. I don't know. There could be a whole episode of that. We're just looking at people that unfollowed us. Or famous people that follow us. Yeah. He's just busy. Yeah, he's, yeah, that boy. Brink strokes are backing up for that dude. Yeah.

Handsome bastard too. That's why he crosses over, because he's handsome too. Handsome, yeah, except for. No, look at his face. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, he's very, very handsome. You know why? Because he looks like Arnold.

No, but like the day of Ronnie Coleman, Jay Cutler, where they're like genetic freaks and have the GH gut, he looks how Arnold looked when he won. Yeah, where they're like genetic freaks and have the G.H. gut. He like looks how Arnold looked when he won. This guy's like so nobody holds on a second. He's not careful. He's not. He's going to die at 40.

Twenty nine years old. Does he know? No, he's not. Yes, he is. Oh, wow. Does he have to be careful? No, that's not. He's not that big. Like like the Ronnie Coleman was there.

He you know, those guys were like over 300 pounds. Like he's not like that. He's like too big like like Ronnie Koma was there. You know run those guys were like over 300 pounds Like he's not like that. He's like too. Is this healthy? That see that that's what I was saying. We're at a fit expo and you have these big dudes I'm like man their insides are dying, you know It's like when you put all this horsepower on a car and they don't do you know the transmission or remember? It's hard on the well remember Bo Jackson was so strong He tore his own quad hit right he tore it because he was so strong like he was like Yeah, push it pushing off like you know

But wait, what was I gonna say though? Goddamnit also the diet they do like all the food they have to go through all the time Yeah, the handsome thing is the handsome thing is is just like What? You know I get a good looking face but like what what is handsome is handsome like what a what a it's not what a woman would think you are right or it's just like a way a way you look so that body is handsome no that's what I'm saying. Like that's

Just nonsense. It's just no way around to get what we're getting but I'm just saying what is What is? That's what's handsome. Yeah, that's what he's so big Yeah competition without a out of like in street clothes when he's not a competition looks like a really I mean still Jack No, he no no the question. I think you're asking is that that's no women find that attractive, right? I'm saying I think don't right. Yeah. Yeah most don't I've I've dated one one woman that said that she would would she's like I would be with a guy like that's cool It's like I think it's a certain time certain type, but I don't think in general, the mass, that's North Star for handsome.

Brad Pitt. Yeah, it's always Brad Pitt in Fight Club, they say is the best. Yeah, but he's not muscle bound. He's just jacked. He's also 147 pounds. Right, right, right. Like people, guys, I wanna look like Brad Pitt.

I'm like, dude, he's 140 pounds. Tiny, tiny. Yeah. like guys like I want to look like Brad Pitt like dude he's 140 pounds mm-hmm tiny tiny you know I you know yeah that was that was that was that's thin yeah compared to Troy though like good look now look at Brad Pitt Troy I don't care he was but they just had an article about like all these these Marvel people. Yeah, he's way bigger there. Like how hard it was. Oh, it's hits. How hard it is for their bodies to get like that. It is hard, yeah. You know, cry me a fucking. That's the thing about the actors now. It's like, it's so annoying.

OK, so what's it called? So I watched the Dahmer thing. I watched the whole Dahmer thing. That show was fantastic. The Dahmer thing, that series? The series. Yes. So good.

The Kid in It is so good. So good. Yeah, he's so good. But he in It is so good. So good. Yeah, he's so good. But he's like... But he's 5'3", so it's kind of weird. But he's two... You can see his abs, and it's like, all right, it's fine.

It's not like he's jacked, I get it. No, Dommer's in shape too. Not like that though. Not like that. Also, way different, he was taller. But anyway, the new one that they're making, the new monster's one they're making, they're making one about Ed Gaines, okay? Oh

Dean okay, so Charlie Hunnam is playing him. Who's that? He's the guy from fucking Willy Wonka No sons of anarchy sons of anarchy's he's jacked. Oh the and he's gonna be jacked when he plays it Yeah, it's so it's like so that's annoying Why I'm with Chris because I'm with Yeah. It's so it's like, so that's annoying. Why? I'm with Chris because I'm with Chris because here's why it's annoying. They're gonna also give him the haircut he had. Like just don't even bother. Just if you make him handsome, make him look like him. Don't make you look like Ed Gein. I can

see it. Yeah in the face. Right. But his he's gonna be jacked. Well, no, I bet he's not gonna be muscular All right, maybe we'll get out of here bro on TV and film like CSI agents aren't hot blonde I know it's annoying. Yeah, but that's I if I want to see real life. I'll go to the post office No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. Yeah, you're you're you're you're not understanding what I'm saying I am understanding what you're saying understanding what I'm saying. I am understanding what you're saying Charlie is very handsome. So whether or not he's jacked my point is Actors do Ed Gein is not but actors do this thing where it's like I'm working out for the role. No, you're not No, you're not you just are egotistical and you want to be hot No, because like Will Smith from for Ali put on whatever

Yeah, but you gotta be hot to get the part. No, not necessarily. Oh, I disagree. Like I can't go in for Thor and be like, don't worry, I'm gonna get all his rips. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. For Thor, forget the work. For Thor, yeah.

For Thor, it's gonna be great. Not Ed Gein, I'm talking about Ed Gein, man. Why you bring up Thor? Well, this is what I'm talking about again man. What? Why you bring up Thor? Well this is what I'm talking about. Wow! Yeah, but he got the part because he went in and he was like, oh that guy's famous. He's good. Do you think he got the part

because he's in shape or because he's a known actor? And really good at acting. Which one? Right, no, yeah, okay, no obviously a known actor, but my point is John Malkovich is a known actor. If, now John Malkovich is too old, but like, take somebody like him in this role, it'd be awesome. You're gonna play that, yeah. But he's too old.

Well, it's just like the- No, no, but there are actors- It's just like, what's this thing, The Penguin? Colin Farrow is- Where am I? Colin Farrow. Where am I? Because this is not, it's not with humans. You're the one acting like a robot. Hi, we're the Nemeth Bros. I'm Nick and he's Ryan and I'm a 20 plus year pro wrestling veteran, amateur comedian,

F-list actor, wannabe lawyer, I once ate a 96 ounce steak and we have a new podcast because we finally got some time on our plate called the Nemeth Bros. Hey Nick, what is this podcast about? This podcast is gonna be about stories from the road for the past 20 plus years of my pro wrestling career, winning world championships, injuries, everything in between that you can think of, stories about you and I putting together a comedy tour, you and I doing skits, me being an F-list actor, on set stuff, and of course Q&A answered questions in depth from the fans who want to hear them the most.

Hey, what if I want to have special guests on that are like famous comedians or showbiz types? There's no rules. This is America. Bring them in. Hey, if we're bragging about accomplishments, I have been an extra on Jimmy Kimmel Live 27 times. Follow, read, and review the Nemeth Bros podcast at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. The Nemeth Bro. Did he say he's gonna work out for it or maybe he'll like know like Christian Bale he won't bro he won't they just assuming yeah I am so you're saying he's not committed to acting he's not a method actor right so pissed

yes he's gonna get ready for the fucking role he's a professional this is the I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, particularly. No, yeah. Weird casting. Weird casting. I think it's going to be fine. I think it's going to keep that. I think you do a thing called suspending your disbelief.

You know? I guess this goes back to, they're going to make it gay. Wait, is it that? Here we go. Yeah, they're going to make it gay. Colin Farrell is ugly appropriating right now in the penguin right by putting on all that shit Just hire somebody that looks like that Okay, hey, I'm the same shit. Hey, tell me you can apply

Hey, I agree. Yeah, I agree Colin Farrell's fucking great in that show. Oh, he's so good. Well, I haven't seen it yet, but I see them in the fucking No, no, no, it's great. I love this show. Oh, he's so good. Well, I haven't seen it yet, but I see them in the fucking movie I love what he's doing a great job, but he's great. But just Hey, I texted my friend the other day. They're like, can't wait for guys to a he's great all good hire a fat guy Yeah, hire an ugly fat. I sit through makeup all that just Eric's down to do it. Yeah Like just get I mean dude also he's it's crazy crazy how handsome he is and then look at that, wow. I know.

Makeup man. Yeah. Yeah. This is an ugly appropriation. Would you play John Wayne Gacy, Eric? If they, if Murphy was doing that? John Wayne Gacy, uh. The clown, the big.

They had him in the last part of the Dahmer one. They had John Wayne Gacy in it, yeah. The guy played him was good. Well the Gacy tapes are like. Yeah. Oh it. The guy played him and it was good. But the Gacy tapes are like, those are creepy as fuck. Creepy. But yeah, but this is equivalent to what you're saying. Yeah.

Look, if you're really good, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If Charlie Hunnam does this role and I'm like, wow, he's really fucking good, it doesn't matter. But it's just such weird casting. And it's because it's gay. It's because it's gay. You keep going back to the gay thing.

I don't keep going back to it. They do. No, you do. Feels like you are going back to it. Because in the Menendez Bros. Gay as fuck. They were gay? The dad was doing gay shit?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Jeffrey Dahmer, gay as fuck. There's a difference between gay and so confused because you never figured yourself out sexually because you were molested at a young age what then what about Dahmer gay as fuck only kill gay dudes yeah yeah those two gay for you hey you had jungle fever too yeah he did only kill black guys which I that's why I give him he's the best serial killer of all time just do a lot of really really black. He's tough to kill.

That's why he was in shape. Yeah, to keep up with it. And he had to like, not only did Dahmer have to look good, cause he had to be at the club first. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He couldn't be like, people were like, ew. There's no way he could dance though.

Come on Dahmer, he can barely walk. That's why they showed him not being able to dance. Dahmer was in there like, Oh man, imagine. He couldn't dance at all. Come on, Dahmer, he can barely walk. That's why they showed him not being able to dance. Are you kidding me? Dahmer was in there like, oh man. Imagine. He couldn't dance at all. No! You killed him!

Dude. You killed him! Just getting it for Dick, dude. Take out the beating heart and actually eat it. So wait, but Dahmer was weird because he was, there was, he had such a range of like, there were times where he was so weird looking and ugly and then sometimes he had some swag to him.

Yeah, with the glasses. Yeah, and like a little bit five o'clock, alright. I get it. He had to be. Take me back. Am I right? That's the shallowest world ever. There's no middle ground.

He went to a gay club, he had some swag, he convinced people to come back and then he, you know what I mean? You're not, you know what I'm saying? That kid was so good in that show though. So good. He's amazing. That deaf one was brutal, where they killed the deaf guy.

That episode was brutal. No, no, no, but the way they did that, the way they did that episode was really good really good really well done guys deaf in real life All right No, they're to your point though. They cast a natural deaf guy. I don't care about that I they should cast whoever they want for that. Oh wow That is now now now you're off. Yeah, you're off now. Yes, so the guy can't be in shape, but deaf you're like No, the guy can be a in shape, but deaf, you're like, ah.

No, the guy can be in shape. Make sure he's deaf in real life. No, no, no. I'm saying it doesn't matter if he's deaf in real life. That's what I'm saying. Why not hire a deaf guy, though? Yeah, sure. Yeah.

No, I agree. If he's good, yeah. Absolutely. Like, that guy was great. Like, there's the girl in American Horror Story in the covenant one where she's uh, has Down syndrome. Yeah, okay. Well, yeah, if it's written in, then okay. I don't know if it's written in.

Oh, then you know, it's like... It's a little distracting, but you know. Yeah. We had a guy that had workaholics. Uh, someone with Down syndrome? We had a guy that would come, it was uh, Alice's brother. He was the director. Hahaha.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, whatever if it, I don't give a fuck as long as it works with the story, I don't care. Like if they make the whole thing about how, oh, now Ed Gein is, is like, he was in gay though, right? Gein was a no, but, but no, but that's my point. They're gonna make it gay. You say, I don't know if they can with him.

Oh dude. So if it's a good looking guy, have you, good-looking have you okay have you heard no have you heard have you heard Lyle Eric and Lyle Menendez actually talking yes okay have you no they're not bro it's gay they're not gay they talk like regular dudes and then when you when you see the the monsters thing they're literally like they're like it's like it's it's fine but it's gay. It's good, but it's not, it's, you know, he made it the way he made it. He might as well have made Moulin Rouge.

It's his perspective though and he's a gay man. Yeah, right. So make it good. So okay, so it's good. Yeah, it's good, yeah. It's just too gay for you. Well that's the thing, what I was saying before is if it's about a gay guy, then it's extra good. If it's not, it's a little distracting.

Clearly the dad's gay. The dad was, yeah. The G in good is. I don't know. I'm just, I'm standing up for these, for gays. I feel like you're homophobic. No. A little bit. No. You know, when it comes to horror.

No. I like that you took a brief beat to think about it. I'm willing to consider it, but no. Not it. I don't know. What's up, guys? I'll be in Torrance, California. I'll be in Toronto, Ontario, Bismarck, Sioux Falls.

I got a bunch of different dates coming up. Go to chrisalea.com. I'll also be in Braya, California. I got a lot of California dates coming up. Oxnard, December 5th. Covina. Yeah, that's the Lifeline show, though. I wasn't saying that because it's a different podcast so you did so okay

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47 episodes already available on there right now And it is where we get loose and it's a lot more fun than this go to patreon.com slash golden hour podcast The golden hour the golden hour podcast Someone sent in a cats in a while of Eric, okay Oh, oh, dude. I've seen this He's just jacking off on the bus. That was when Eric and I were going to Sweet Greens You were filming yeah, and this girl's just like right next to him. It doesn't she's doing to her phone exactly You know what she's watching golden hour

She's not the account like this doesn't even know Eric's right next to yeah, I have two problems with this. Oh really I have a few more problems than that one that he's not turning around looking at that poster while he's doing where is it? What's the poster? It's a hot chick. Oh, is it so the thing is I can off to that's crazy It's crazy that no one nothing nothing like everyone's on the that girl is right next to him just kind of like, she's going to get kidnapped. Unless you need to get cummed up. And then be upset. But this is what she'll be upset about. My phone!

You know? You made me like that video. What would you do if that was going on in your subway? Hey! Right. I would just move down, I'm like, oh damn, I'm like, hey, hey, hey, off your phone, look, look next to you, that dude about to bust.

Yeah, I would definitely. About to bust! I definitely would have told the woman. He's about to blow! Next to her, I would be like, hey, hey, hey, look at this, I don't know if you wanna be here. If I, if you were with your kids, what would you do? Oh, it's just, oh my God, you just. your kids, what would you do?

No, I'm asking you It depends how small that train is How's all right if I can just get away distract them? Yeah Yeah, like oh check out the hot chick on the painting kid over here cuz I mean like He's like three if my kid if you but if you're okay, so say that's happening and then your kid sees it dude I would be oh I would be I take them it. Dude, I would be, oh, I would be. I'd kick him right in the dick. Yeah, I think I'd fucking. I'd go nuts, bro.

I'd go nuts. Is that illegal or can you do that? Because that's assault, right? Well, remember that Dave Chappelle skit where he holds up the bus with Jack and Huff? No, that's so funny. Yeah, he's like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah, that's what I'm really wondering if this guy was doing something else else. Yeah, same. Because it's a little it's

crazy that no one else would be looking. Right. I say crazy. He's pretty crazy. Crazy people drive in tax and you're like, dude, you're merging onto the highway. I got a tick tock video. Wait today. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's not nice to say yes to your phone ticket today. Yes, yes. No, that's not nice to say yes to your friend getting that. No, you should. Why? Because you were texting in your Porsche?

I wasn't texting. What were we doing? I was going like this, I was doing a voice. Oh, weird. Yeah. It's actually, wait, excuse me. No. Hold on a second.

The law is actually not texting. The law is called. On the phone. No, it's hands-free driving. Right, okay, got it. So even if you. No, I know. Even if is called. On the phone. No, it's hands-free driving. Right, okay, got it. So even if you. No, I know. Even if you would have been doing this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Holding hot dogs. Yeah, just, yeah, they would have been like, you gotta pull you over. Build this city. You should have, you would have had that in your hand and as soon as he pulled you over, you just went. Oh yeah, it is hands-free.

Yeah. It's called hands-free. I thought for sure he was gonna not give me a ticket, but. I can't have that. The moment that he, when did you know you were getting the ticket? Well, how long did he talk to you before how stupid did you feel? No? No, I I don't I don't feel stupid when that stuff happens When that stuff happens, I deserve a ticket. That's the law. I should I deserve the ticket if he catches me. That's that ass, right?

That's the game. So that's the game, yeah. So he got me. You're a mouse on a phone. He goes, boo hoo! And I go, oh, all right, well, I put it down. And then I pulled over and he says, hey, you were on your phone? And I said, yeah. He said, what were you doing on your phone?

I said, I was actually sending a voice note to my buddy. And he said, okay, can I have your license registration? And I did, I gave it to him. And then he walked back to his motorcycle and I was like, dude, I think he's probably gonna give me a ticket. And then I saw him lean down for too long and I was like, oh, because I haven't gotten a ticket in,

I mean, it's been years. They print them out right on the thing now. And I'm like, oh shit, yeah, exactly. Your number eight, when they call you out, come get your ticket. And so he was like, oh shit. Yeah, exactly Your number your order your number eight when they call you out come get your ticket And so he was like here you go. It's not a moving violation, which is great good. That's all I care about and so He's like you just don't get another one in the next three years Otherwise, it's really really expensive and then it'll be a moving violation. I saw okay. I give him a kiss and we left You just saw him like looking at something if he went back to the car and you just saw him

looking at something and he was just in the car going, he comes back and he's like, congratulations, that's great. You know what you should have done? He went, I ain't rolling down my window, dog. Oh yeah, yeah, like what's his name? Yeah, do that. When he rolled up I should have been like, yep, it's me. You want me to sign something?

Actually, that's funny you say that because I have this, you know these little Snapchat things. There's this one, there's a crime one, and it was like, it's all about cops misbehaving, right? And it was like tons of videos of cops trying to entrap the guys. Oh really? Like trying to get them to let them search the car.

So this one guy, this one guy was like, he was like, yeah you wanna get out of the car? And the guy was like, no I don't fucking want to get out of the car, so this one guy, like this one guy was like, he was like, he was like, yeah, you wanna get out of the car? And the guy was like, no, I don't fucking wanna get out of the car, you know? It's weird that he didn't get pulled out of his car or anything like that. I wonder why, I wonder what the difference is. Because he was white.

Of course. You were saying, yeah, I got it. And it was like, countless videos of the cops being like, and then the one cop called a lawyer, he was like, can I get this guy to, Oh really? Yeah, it was like, it's hilarious. That's funny that's funny no the guy he got away they get through your rights like if the cop pulls you over and says like you know first of all one

you don't gotta tell him your name okay you don't have to tell me you don't have to identify yourself at all hey I wouldn't do that I can't just be cool I understand that but what I'm saying is when you shadow officer when you know the law you know the law but like they got a gun and a baton. So it's like, what does the law even matter? I doubt it. Hi officer, my name is Jacob. You don't have to get out of the car.

They can't search your car without a warrant. But like, if you don't know those kinds of things, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So, it's not always the case where it's like. Cut to the three of us in a fucking, in a tank. All right, so Like is the barric? Yeah, you know, I like no fucking Eric dude, Eric's like no man. I know my rights

I wouldn't even be like sure we pulled you over for driving too fast in the ear one parking. Yeah. Yeah. I've been pulled over few times I remember when I was in high school, I got pulled over and I remember I'll never forget it, I pulled over, I'd never been pulled over before, so I got out of the car. Oh, that's hilarious. It's frowned upon right there. I pulled over, I got out of the car,

and I was like, hey, what's going on? Get back in the car. No, no. Well, this was the 60s. Put the center button down. No, no, these cops, I felt like these cops immediately assessed that I wasn't a threat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think they saw me, they were like, oh, this dumb kid. Yeah, you look friendly. Yeah, they were yeah, yeah. I think they saw me and were like, oh, this dumb kid. Yeah, you look friendly. Yeah, they was like, this dumb kid. And they were like, hey man, you know, and they say, hey, you shouldn't. You weren't sagging your pants. And then now, I think now,

and I think back to me doing that, it's fucking crazy. Crazy, crazy. It's crazy, dude, it's crazy. But I feel like, but that's what I'm saying is the difference between, that's why you want people, like these two white cops that saw a young kid

get out of the car and didn't. Freak out? Yes, didn't act like fucking assholes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. But also you didn't have asshole energy. It don't matter. They don't know, they could've easily been like, oh, what's going on?

Yeah, true. I got out of the car, you're not supposed to do that. They easily could've done whatever they wanted at that point, but these two particular cops were like, no, we're gonna do this right. I didn't even get a ticket. And I was like, oh, okay, and that, again, I look back on it now and I go, oh, wow.

That could have been a completely different situation. And I know you don't wanna hear this, the majority of interaction with cops is like that. Exactly, I know that. Yeah, because your energy is not that way right now. No, no, no, no. Shut your face. That is my whole point.

The majority of situations like this are like that. It's cops deescalating and knowing what they're supposed to do. That's the majority, but that's not going to make TikTok. That's the majority. That doesn't make TikTok. I know, but what I'm saying is- They wanna separate us.

When that stuff does happen, we have to be like, we can't be sitting up here talking about, oh, these cops are getting treated a certain way. It's like two assholes are happening right now. One asshole with a gun and one asshole in the car. Yeah, right, right, right. They're both at fault. Yep.

Yeah. Just one's really good at football, so let him go. Am I right? Go Dolphins. What do you got, Nick? There's like a trend of people showing their rights to cops, so they walk up and they're just like, give me your name and badge number.

And then they're like, okay, you're dismissed. What? Stupid. I don't know if any of these are good ones Yeah, a lot of people come in here I want a good one. What is it? These are good. They just did because a cop has to tell you his name and badge number. So they're just like going and demanding.

But that's not funny at all. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, maybe if they're making a point like that, sure, I get it. Yeah, it's all dumb. TikTok search fucking sucks. Yeah, but no, I don't mean it's not,

I don't mean it to slide on you. I'm just saying like these people, what the fuck are they doing? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Sometimes, it's the same thing with that video we saw with the guy who could be jacking her off or he could be doing something else.

Yeah, yeah. The guy was jacking him, man. No, but I just don't, I find it hard to believe that this girl is sitting right next to him and she's so engrossed in her phone that she doesn't see. Oh, I don't, people are idiots. Like Jimmy Kimmel does that all the time, but where he does like. He jacks off.

No, no, but they'll be like, you think someone's saying, when you just beep a word in a sentence and it makes it seem as if they're questioning you or not, it's that kind of thing, it's a misdirection. Man ripped up his cash over seatbelt ticket. Kevin sent this. He sees in shape. I'm behind you, I watched you.

That's not true. And he looked at the watch and he was fully leaning forward, sir. When you took the turn. I watched him put it on. We're not gonna argue about a $10 seatbelt ticket board. It's right here. Okay, driver's license and insurance, okay? I'm not giving you nothing.

It's not really gonna be something like this. Driver's license and insurance, sir. You're gonna make this more difficult than it has to be. Your driver's license and insurance. See, just be cool, man. it has to be your driver's license and insurance. Just be cool Look at the other person She knows he's lying You're not gonna kill you No, we're not gonna kill you. He goes, I'm an American, it's very cool.

No, no, no, than it has to be. For my seatbelt, do you mean? Yes. Yep. Why, I have my seatbelt on. You have a traffic violation. Your seatbelt was not on, sir, so can you have your driver's license and insurance? With your body camera, I have my seatbelt on. They're running, right? Abruptly, he became erratic and started to destroy his possessions, such as his sunglasses and the money in his wallet.

Yes. Because I watched you put them on, sir. Now please put them on or I'm gonna ask you to step out of the vehicle. And when I do so, that's a lawful order. And if if I have to I can forcefully remove you from the vehicle, sir Very cool, man License and your insurance everything I have here's my money Acting like a child sir. I don't believe this is real. Your driver's license. Oh, I do people are so stupid

It seems real. He's like you want my Big Mac. Is that what you want to do? Look? I'm not gonna eat it He's like sir. We're doing you a favor. Oh, he said I stopped you already. Yeah He rips up his wife. Yeah, he's like, you know I'm going to punch my wife. Is that what you want? What? Oh, wait. You need a stewardess to rip that up too. So sorry sir. Your driver's license. Go get it. Take whatever you want.

I'm not going in your vehicle sir. Can I have your driver's license please? Oh my god. I hope he tries to rip up the driver license. What happens at the end? Thank you sir. I appreciate it. They shoot him.

Oh my god. At what point do they take him out of the car, handcuff him, and put their knee on his back? Does that happen? At back. Does that happen? At what point does that happen? I don't know. Does he have former criminal charges and fentanyl in his system?

Yeah, there you go. Does he? I don't think so, that's why they're treating him like that. I'm not talking about George Floyd. I'm not either. I'm talking about either. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Yeah, I'm just saying it's like, it's interesting because when we were showing the Tyreek Hill, it was like, oh man, this guy act better. Act better, guy, you should be acting better. And this guy gets to, he gets to tear up shit, and they just stand there and be like, yeah, make him look like a fool. But it's like, at what point?

He was doing it himself. Oh, 100%. They're like, okay, you're ripping up a $500. No, that guy deserves to get pulled out of the car and arrested, fuck yeah, fuck him. I don't give a shit. Oh, I love this. I didn't see this yet. I heard about I heard about it There's an update to Yet and my favorite part about it is just when you look at it my favorite part is like this that smile He has in his face. You can see it. He's ready to go You can see it. He's just like oh, you can see it

You can see his locked and loaded over there bragging about it? I'm sorry. Did you rent your beach house out down in Florida doing the hurricane? Or do I need to go on how about your townhouse over over the bucket? Hey, what's going on? You're broken hungry. Let's just see it You know, I know I know what you're having where you live young fellow I mean, come on. You've been broken hungry, let's just see it. You know, I know what you're having when you live, young fella, so you need to stop. I think we have snitches on the show today.

No, we don't have snitches, we have truth tellers. We have truth tellers, so you're the one who crying poor destitute up here when do I need to keep going on further more and more? Or do you want me to stop right now? How about we go to this game between Sacramento Kings and the Golden State Warriors? You're gonna stop messing with me on national TV. I done told you about that. Hey do I need to give out that dress cause you're not at home right now.

Jesus Christ! And then what? Well they probably had a conversation. I told you. The world is rich in history of championships and now an Olympic gold medal. 38 North Port Drive, Sandestine Florida. You had the pool put in yet? I think that's your house.

No, that's your house, Christian. Oh, that's your rental property house. Why is he doing that? All right, warriors. Boy this game came too fast. We'll be back in a half time. What? And after the game as well. That guy said, you know what, I'm choosing violence today. He gave his address out? Yeah, on live TV. Over what? I wonder what the beef is behind this. Well obviously there's something. He's like, well I'm gonna tell you quit fucking with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I think

happened is that the guys, I think it's like, okay, so here's an ex, here's an ex NBA coach, they make a lot of money. They make a lot of money. So the guy maybe had seven, eight million dollars for five years. That older guy's the ex NBA coach? So then this guy's saying, yeah, you coaches make all this money.

You know, and he probably always is digging at him. Yeah, of course. And the guy probably told him off air, it would be like off air, we're saying like, hey, don't talk about this anymore. Okay, and we go, all right, I got you. And keep doing it. Yeah, it's like Chris's nose.

Guys, noses and ears grow and they don't stop growing. But anyway, it's like that, and then the guy, and then he had one too many. So this was the one, the guy this was the one the guy did it again and he was ready to go. He's been thinking about this Of course It's not right. I'm not saying it's right. I'm saying like it's like that's been brewing for months Yeah, and then as soon as like alright today's the day, you know what? Here's the only way I will accept that Okay Here's the only way I will accept that okay is if the guy said I want you to stop bringing up

How much money I make and the next time you do it? I'm gonna give out your address I think that's what happened If that's what happened, bro, that's what happened God damn man, but if that's what happened poking some fun at you. Yeah, if that's what happened Then you buy your dress while you're not home nobody this is Crazy this is one of the examples. You know how people always say like don't let people push your buttons right? No yeah, and I'm okay And it's like you're pushing your buttons all the time and then people always make it your fault Yeah, they say here you are you let him push your buttons right okay well

sometimes all right yeah yeah bitch go ahead go ahead go ahead touch it push that button again I told you several times I hate that so much because it's like they play victim

yeah what's wrong with them it's terrible can you believe how they gave us his address I bet that guy's like we don't know what that young guy was doing but this is the internet too though man so it's out of context it's like when people go like oh don't read comments yeah don't know what that young guy was doing but this is the internet too though, man So it's like people go like oh don't read comments. Yeah, don't respond. No. No. Yeah, it's the same vibe

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so he's like this guy is one of these everyone has their day trolling everyone has And he's an old head too. It's like oh cool. I'm gonna go nuclear old school on your Do is like yeah, I told you fella. Anytime somebody calls you young fella. They're coming correct. You know what I mean? It's like, hey dude, you know. Young fella? And this guy's like, what's going on?

Like, you know, my thing is like, don't act like you haven't been gold in this guy. So he gave him the address out, which is weird because you could probably look that up anyway. He gave us rental property though. Still, that's fucking crazy. You have that place. Buckhead. But now who's wrong? Well we know the old guys are wrong. Right. We don't know what happened but I mean. But what I'm saying is the young guy didn't do anything that's like now the young guy could be like

man this guy gave my address and now we're gonna be like yeah man you shouldn't let him get to you like that you know look what happened. Yeah it it's fucked up. It's messed up. And that old guy's probably not savvy on the internet, but if he was, you'd probably put together a whole collage of him just poking, poking, poking. But again, he should have just like, it's like after, as soon as you go to commercial break, you go like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, chill out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, chill out. Yeah. Don't do this thing. You can't even say to the producers. Oh, yeah, chill out on that. Yeah, chill out, yeah. Don't do this thing. You can't even say to the producers. Oh yeah, yeah. Because you don't even have to get violent. It's an older man, right? He can just like right cut, commercial,

hey, talk to your boy. Right, right, right. I'm telling you one more time. Again, like Chris said, he said, I'ma say his address. No, well that's the only way it's like, alright Well then he was still and then they would still yeah, but then they moved on like that He was like no doubt 25 57 North Pole Drive like goddamn bro. Wait the way he did it the games going on

So it's almost like you can't even see them and he was just kind of like still going at it cuz that dude might Have been like that young guy once it went off camera What are you gonna do old fuck and he goes yeah but you can't wait to get through this game Jeremy give us that just goes you can't wait to get through this game you don't want to fuck with old head wait I wonder what happened what's the follow-up like did, cause if I'm the producer of that, part of me is like, well this is great for TV. Also, relations fractured. Right, part of me be like, okay we gotta remove these guys.

Nah, if you give someone's address out like that, you get fired. That's fucked up. I don't know if they fired me. Cause it's not like you be like, cut, all right fellas, next Thursday. Like no, it's over. Yeah.

Like the chemistry's gone. The old dudes not having them anymore. Yeah, the chemistry's gone. The oldies not have Yeah, but the thing is like when you those kinds of shows you have these guys like remember that shit to happen with Paul Pierce Oh, yeah, what was that? It was something happened with Paul, but here's my you went live on Instagram. It's strippers I know but you're Paul Pierce you probably have at minimum 20 to 25 million dollars sitting in the camera minimum 20 to 25 million dollars sitting in the camera minimum minimum just minimum right so you okay right you go into like a job and you only doing it because everybody does it you want to stay relevant right but there's a party

that's like fuck it you see what Paul Pierce said though when Shannon Sharp got busted you know with having sex on air he was let me get this straight I get fired from ESPN for post gone live on Instagram and having strippers sitting next to me This dude's on air fucking and you guys give him a promotion. He was that's right, but it just worked for ESPN They both they both did but Paul Pierce got fired. I know that so so Shannon sharp works for ESPN Yeah, oh wow, that's fucked up. They fired You know, I still don't know what happened with all that because they fired Max Kellerman.

I fucking hate that shit. But Max Kellerman, I think they paid Max Kellerman and said, and part of his severance package was you can't work on TV for two years. Yeah, but you know why it's Max Kellerman that fired, it's Stephen A. Smith. Okay, but he was not even with him anymore. But okay, so you got, Jaylen Rose is another one.

They fired, what's the the two Mark Jackson and I know Right and it's just and then he just And then like oh and also cuz I look I look at Fox more than I look at ESPN now They got rid of Michael Irving. Okay, great, but he's on Fox now. Yep. Michael Irving on trouble cuz it's Paul Pierce is on Fox now Who else? Okay, great, but he's on Fox now. Yep, Michael Irving on trouble cuz it's Paul Pierce is on Fox now Who else the two guys the Michael Ocho that Ocho What's the guy he was a receiver for Tampa Bay? He won a Keyshaw key Sean Johnson. He went from ESPN. He's working at Fox now. Yep, this bounce around

Yeah, but it's like that but fuck but ES but ESPN, that's a vibe. ESPN is part of that whole Disney, ABC, it's all that, you know. Well, no, the only reason why Shannon Sharp didn't get fired is because he's big. He's bigger than Paul Pierce. Facts. Yeah. And he's really good. It doesn't, yeah, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what you do as long as you're big enough. Yeah, but you know what, though, man? I don't like the hypocrisy of things. Oh, I fucking can't stand it, obviously. I'll give you an example of something right now. What are you talking about? When Steve Nash got hired as the Nets coach,

Stephen A. Smith was on air, on ESPN, talking about this is nepotism, it's white privilege, right? And then the Lakers coach, years later now the guy the guy JJ Reddick gets hired as a Lakers coach. He don't got no coaching experience. Zero. Zero. It should be the same thing Yeah, but what he's related to somebody or something Keep the same energy. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking stupid. It's a good club Yeah, yeah, it's like this because this is your friend. You're not gonna keep the same energy. Keep the same energy. Yeah, it's fucking stupid. It's a guilt-bos club. Yeah, yeah, it's like, so you,

cause this is your friend, you're not gonna say the same thing you said about the other guy? I don't like that. That's why I stopped watching, I don't even watch first take anymore. No, I don't fuck with anyone anymore. Yeah, cause I don't get, too many people keep coming

in and out and all this like stuff off. I'm like, what is this? Then Skip Bayless left Fox too, huh? He's a free agent. Yeah, but he left because his show went downhill after he got rid of Shannon Sharp. Yeah, big time. I mean, real downhill.

The ratings were like plummeting every week. Yep. JJ Reddick has a message for Eric. I really don't give a fuck. No. I love JJ Reddick, by the way. Yeah. Brilliant.

I'm a fan of JJ Reddick. I'm with Eric too. But I'm saying keep the same energy. Yeah, same energy. Me too, I just found out who he was. We'll see what happens this year like he I Predict he's not set up for success. It's not set up. Yeah LeBron oldest fuck. Yeah, Bronnie James They're not like that teams going downhill. They don't have young. It's not good

They're gonna they're going through a change changing, you know, and he's the head coach. We'll be out in three Oh, this was great. He'll eventually be a great. This is great. What's up? This is just fine. This about did I comment on it? No insanity. Yeah. Nike.

What does that say, Nick? What does it say? It said insanity. Nike woke ad claims women's basketball players are superior to Alexander the Great, a man who conquered the world. Oh, refused to talk about that. That's not even the problem for me at this. Yeah. Her outfits, my problem.

I have a presentation on dynasties. But I refuse to talk about the ancient history and drama. That's just the patriarchy. Instead, I'm going to talk about a dynasty that I actually. Oh, God. An all women dynasty.

Women of color, gay women, women who fight for social justice, women with a jump shot. A dynasty that makes your favorite men's basketball, football, and baseball teams look like amateurs. A dynasty with fire braids, a dynasty with sick smile, a dynasty with crazy dance. A dynasty that makes Alex and with grace look like Alex and with these things. Okay. Ah, that's embarrassing, dude.

No one watches your fucking sport USA basketball women's guys make zero dollars look at this and most importantly women that make it possible for girls like me feel like they can be a part of who is it hard the greatest dynasty ever it's just just, it's, it's just embarrassing. Do you didn't watch this when I sent it? You fucking dicks. That's good. Then we got something to watch. Yeah, true.

Nick's always the producer. Bro. Nick, are you okay? Oh my God. I can't believe Nike made that. The greatest dynasty ever. That is just. Oh, Arya. No, I, I, I just, I, it's. Holy. That is just. Oh, Arya.

No, I just, I. Holy fuck. I just. Nike's lost it, huh? But I don't understand because. Fucking god damn it. Dude, there are people. Camera.

Hold on. There are people at Nike. There are definitely people at Nike that are, they. They're scared. No, but Why guys went fine fine white guys go right fine fine fine, but most people Most people know that that is bullshit. Hey, hold on all people know it's bullshit, right? I'm just scared to say it's no no, but I'm saying they're all know even that

I'm with Chris on this a little bit like so it's like cuz this is how this happened They made the ad there's a frickin boardroom meeting. Yeah, the person shows it and it turns around and goes Huh? And then all these guys were sitting in there Yeah, they don't have us there. Yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, I hope I don't know like no the two They were like. No, the two bros in the room went, they say Alex under the grave. Yeah. They're supposed to do, I don't know if you guys

don't remember this. And then they look around and they see four black women just carrying shit away. There's a scene in Boomerang. I love it. The Patriots. The Patriots? There's a scene in Boomerang.

Golden State? Where like, you guys remember Boomerang, the movie Eddie Murphy? Oh yeah. But he tells the one guy, he goes, you just do whatever you want. The the crazy guy said you have a complete autonomy and he makes this crazy commercial where grace Jones gives birth to the Cologne and they showed in front of the boardroom, you know if this feels like that, right?

Right, right. This feels like that. Listen, listen, listen, I get what they're trying to say, but it's like no no in this day and age I think this is bad messaging Hey, I like this guy goes a diet the first comment a dynasty would get wrecked by a boys high school basketball team but we drew say you're a Woman who plays basketball and you're straight They made it seem like all of the players are gay. Yeah, that's right. They're like this is for gay We we play basketball. We're gay because that's the majority but I know but it's like It's so yeah, I agree it's crazy

But I Nike just has so much money. They're like you put it out. Someone's gonna like it But I'm right exactly because they'll also put out something with fucking, you know, Drew Bledsoe. I wish. No, I'm just saying. They don't put out. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. They don't put out the shit.

What I can't stand is when the discussion about the WNBA is so nuanced. Do you know how many, there's WNBA teams that have multiple championships, multiple championships, that went out of business. Of course. They went out of business. So they achieved the highest level in the sport

and they couldn't sustain. The teams? The teams. The only reason any of them have the ability to play is the NBA funds it and loses money every single year. Because of men that can play basketball, they fund their bullshit dreams. I don't care.

I don't care about that. And they had their one, listen, back in the day in the 80s, they didn't even play basketball on TV. Like the championship would be like tape delayed. And then Magic and Bird came into the league, they had their little rivalry, they made the thing what it is and then turned into what it is and then Jordan came along and took it into the stratosphere it's like crazy because they were trying to do that now like Caitlin Clark came into the league

it brought interest I found myself being like and what did they do and what did they vilified her and they vilified her because she's white they vilified her because she didn't look at her. I think it was like a combination. I don't know if it was just because she was white. I don't think it was just that. I think it was like she was like white, straight, and like, you know, and she was getting all the attention. If she wasn't, if she was gay, of color, whatever,

they would be running with that still. You know, yeah. But you know what? And it wouldn't get views. No, no, no. That's beside the point. That's why they understand that. And that still. You know, yeah. But you know what? And it wouldn't get views. No, no, no. That's beside the point. That's why they understand that. I understand that.

And that's why, and also most of the WNBA treat her like shit because she doesn't fit the narrative. I think it was a few girls that did, and then the media. They made it worse. Yes. Yes. Like ESPN made it worse.

Meaning? Meaning that it's like. Divided, they divided it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They said it was a couple of girls that did some things. Oh, right. Listen, listen, listen. She's a rookie.

Let's relate this to comedy. Okay. Relate to comedy. You've been doing comedy for years and years and years. And I've done that. And then some young TikTokker comes in with no jokes. Right. And all of a sudden they're selling out, right?

You're gonna have a little bit of like, what the fuck? People are gonna be like, that's what these girls. Careful, you directed is special. Yeah. No, no, no, he's a real comic. But I know you're gonna have a little bit like what the fuck people are here. That's what these girls Yeah, no, no, no, he's a real car but I I know you're joking but I See there's only a yeah, but that's those people who are mean you're super mean to me. I wasn't mean I just want to stay so I'm gonna be a fighter now if you could just come do whatever you want Hey, but anyway, that's just a vibe. But what I'm saying is just because say, hey, say I said that about you. I'm still cashing checks.

It doesn't mean all comics felt that way. That's what I'm trying to say. No, if you. So you to Caitlin Clark. Yeah. If you. Shoot a jumper. If you're the kind of person,

look, TikTokers are coming in, taking weekends at clubs and shit like that, fine, fine. If you're a comic and you're like, fuck that, figure out a way to get around that and be better. Wait, wait, wait, but I'll tell you how it's even different. I'll tell you how it's even different. Doesn't even make sense for the WNBA.

It would be different if like, say, Matt Rifeife he goes to the comedy clubs and because he's at the comedy club selling out every no no no everybody's comedy club money goes up yeah it'd be like it so if you go to so because he's at Chicago he goes to the Chicago Zanies right now anybody that goes to Chicago Zanies now makes you put them on the map a thousand more dollars no, no, that's what Caitlin Clark is doing for the loop. Everybody's making money. So this is not even an equivalent analogy

because you still have to be the one, you have to go, okay, you make your own deals. So what I'm just saying though, I'm talking about like, it doesn't mean, it was a few women that hated on her, very few, and they made it into this thing where it's like, they turned it into a race issue. And I hate that. They made it like, it's not a black, it's, they made it into this thing. Yes, like they turned it into a race issue and I hate that

They made it like it's like it's not a black It's they made it my thing was like I started that but when I started no no no no no dude when I started stand-up I was I came up came up quick early and Al Madrigal was always like who's this fucking guy? And it's like dude people were coming to see me just be better make people come see you have be fucking undeniable What happens with those? I'm not calling out, but those comics they do it to me, too I mean, I don't how's it end like I have nothing but even those players those players that are mean to Caitlin those comics I would mean do you mean to me it never worked out nothing against me neither? I'm saying is years and years ago. That's you that's your problem

You're focused on some of the people some other tick tocker instead of focus on your own shit. That's why problem. You're focused on Chris, me, some other TikToker, instead of focusing on your own shit. That's why you're not successful. That's why you're never gonna be a headliner. That's why you're not getting the views we get. That's why you're not selling the tickets. You're worried about this guy instead of your own shit. You suck.

No, but I think that as somebody, look, that's my time. I've been in their business for a long time. And sometimes you get to a point where you go, look, you go, the people wanna, you can't decide how people wanna hear things. You know? Right, yeah, of course, right.

And people wanna hear it the way they wanna hear it. You know, so they like it from a person. It doesn't matter. So sometimes there's no rhyme or reason. You might see a person and be like, is that guy talented? Is that woman talented? And it's not up to me to decide that.

The people decide. So what I'm saying is like, in the WNBA, the people decided, we like this girl. We like her from college. And she's really talented. And she's good, right? She's real good. And she's in the league.

And because of her visibility, it makes everyone better. Some people didn't like that. And I think that it was very few, and the media turned it into like a race war. And I think that's stupid. Except for, yes, but bro, when you're going to, It's case by case. When you're going to, like when I was coming up,

people started to see me. They would start to come to see me. I was one of, this was back, you know, comedy was 2015. People weren't really watching it like they do now. And like, I would do shows and it would be sold out. And then everyone else in the lineup who weren't names, you know, every now and then there was, but like, they'd get that audience too.

So to talk shit about Me when I'm putting the people in the seats is fucking like but that's why they're at where they're at. No, no, bro Forget about that. I want to keep going back but forget about that. That's not even what I'm talking about I'm not arguing they're at where they're at because of what they do. I'm just saying that they're benefiting from someone who is doing what they're doing. They don't care. But it's the same attitude. They don't care. No, no, no, no.

It's the same attitude. It's like this kind of thing about being a purist. That's my favorite. That means nothing. Who cares? That's my favorite. No, but it's the same thing of these basketball players who are like, look, I was rookie of the year. I've been leading the league in scoring,

or I've been in this league 10 years, I've been putting in my dues. And who is this person? So you have that. So these people in the comics are being like, they're not just, they're not mad at you. No, they're mad at themselves. They're mad at the crowd.

But why are you just coming for that? I'm really funny. You know what I mean? You had that kind of vibe. I felt like that. And you are really funny. No, no, no, no, but I felt like that. But I still know.

No, no, hold on. No, no, I still know. Hold on. When I go to the Comedy Store main room and when they add it to Hey Day, okay? It's like Rogan, you, everybody's there, right? You know what? I'm in the thick of the lineup.

I know, right? But here's the thing. When they, piece of shit. So when they, so then sometimes I would come, I would get a main room spot and I would come in and I would be like, oh I get a main room spot at a certain time, just seeing the time, I know everybody's out of town.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I get in the room and it's like, oh shit, the curtains are up. Right, right, right, right. You know what I mean? I know the curtains are up, I'm like, oh I get it. And I'm at a particular time of the show because I know it's like, oh, well, he'll at least.

Yeah, you'll kill. Yeah, yeah, they're going to get a show. You may not have all the credits. I didn't lose any money today because I did. That's the thing. So I always know, I always appreciate all that kind of stuff. Of course, yeah. But it's not matte.

What the thing is is people feel like they're getting a lack of respect. Fuck that's what he but it's fake you do it in your head correct what he's saying it's in your head it's you're like oh man I'm fucking something wrong thing I'm looking for you but it's like you know you go the business is it's one thing to feel that it's one thing to feel that way it's another thing to act a certain way because of it right and help and then when the press well it. And then when the press. Well you have to.

Then when the press get a hold of it like ESPN does. It's worse. They make it worse. Or the internet gets a hold of it or other comics get a hold of it and they're like oh man hating on insert comic is gonna get me views they think oh that's gonna sell tickets on the road so they'll do whatever it takes to get more views. But that doesn't even and also that doesn't even help sell tickets, you know? It's like...

But they're stupid. No, no, I understand. They don't realize that that's not real. I understand. You know, just... Imagine if that sold tickets. Oh yeah, yeah. Imagine if it was like, the credit was, you know, roasted Chris D'Alea on Twitter and YouTube.

Right, right, right, right. Coming to the stage and everybody's like, whoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one. No, no. Zero. Zero. People care about that.

Has never happened. It's never happened ever and it never will. It might get views on YouTube or on Instagram. But then when you go to actually produce a show and try and sell things, it's be like, oh no. But listen, man, that is what's happening right now people love to make like negative videos. Yeah on the internet. That's a business It's a business. Yeah Do that's fine, but those people look yeah do it whatever

I'll tell you what when whenever a video whenever a negative video comes out about like me and if it also more tickets, bro, I Sell more tickets that day I'm not lying. It's crazy. Well, okay, cuz your fans are people. Oh, he's gonna be a mobile Yeah, people aren't stupid. Yeah, it's like if Kevin was cuter No, that beef I hadn't seen this oh, there's a followup. He went to his house. Yeah, he showed up as oh Fella oh I gotta hear this why? Was all stays it's all states it's not sight I'm trying to tell people that we're neighbors and friends and you're basically telling people like hey, my man is doing alright.

Last night. That guy in the red hat skinny fat. Whole thing's weird. His whole body's a nightmare No, no check this out. Check this out. This is a thing where somebody sat them down and said producers Yeah, hey, hey make this right. Yep And you know who they talking to more the young buck the young buck because this guy right here Yes, this guy's like I'm done. Yeah, he's I don't give I could get I don't need never work again

If I don't want to and this guy was Like they were like, yeah fix this. It's so staged. She's like, what's up young back? You see her there's some beef goes and we better we're grilling up and serve it I'm surprised that there's not a camera already in the house. Yeah. Yeah doing to cut the cut That's hilarious. I love that dude American Idol would do that all the time where to be like, I hate that. They're getting the tickets to getting a make I said this is're in the house. They're already in the house.

They're in the house. When they're in the house, this is set up. I like it though. They had to be lights and stuff. I like it though. It still gets me. Dude, hey, that's bitch shit. Hey, hey.

Give it to my boss. How could you vibe? You guys are the comers being mean to me now. How could you vibe? We just talked about it. How could you vibe and then be into that bathroom? You're just jealous, Brandon. Yeah, you're just jealous. And it never works out.

Look at this company man over here. I'm going on everybody's fucking podcast. We can't get in my house. Toronto. I'll be in Toronto. Oh, Torrance, California. Can you even imagine? No.

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