The Golden Hour - Shin Godzilla | The Golden Hour #85 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia!
Episode Date: June 21, 2024The guys talk Chris going to Alabama, Asian girls with country accents, Chris' aversion to American BBQ and Brendan's aversion to Korean BBQ, Erik's love for conveyor belt sushi and desire to open a c...onveyor belt restaurant, new shows including "I Saw the TV Glow" and "House Of Dragons", a recap of Father's Day, a debate over the "The Office" UK vs US, favorite TV series of all time, Godzilla movies, prequels vs sequels and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN
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We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout
Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about
But that won't stop us
Nothing can stop us
Cause I can show you used to love
Just rebranded enough
It's stronger, better, bigger power
Cause it is the Golden Hour
It's the Golden Hour
It's time for Golden Hour, dude.
Oh, and it is golden and it's the hour.
It's Golden Hour.
We're starting, dude.
You texting your dates?
Nope, I'm not.
No, please don't.
San Jose Improv, one night, July 14th.
One of my faves.
Yeah, I'm just going to be one night, July 14th in San Jose.
So come check me out, San Joseans.
How come?
You're just doing the one.
I'm just doing the one.
I just want to do the one.
In and out, dude.
What day is it?
What day is it of the week?
I think it's a Sunday.
Oh, cool.
That'll be fun.
I'll be in Torrance June 30th with Brian Callen.
I don't know.
I don't like your energy.
And then Australia, but check this out, dude.
No.
Auckland, New Zealand.
You have the same kind of energy with Brian.
I don't like that.
You didn't sell that show.
No.
You just went like this.
Oh, my God.
I have a lot of stuff on my mind this week.
You're like a married couple after 40 years.
Oh, the old ball.
I don't know what we're doing.
I'm with Brian.
I'm going to do stand-up.
He's going to do stand-up, and then I'm going to do stand-up.
I'm not going.
I don't want to see that.
Don't go.
But it's going to sell out, so it's at the end.
20 people.
It is a smaller room.
Yeah, it is.
It's in Torrance.
It'll be fun.
Have you done it?
Of course not.
Oh, I don't know.
Isn't it the Laugh Factory?
Auckland, New Zealand. What? No, it The Laugh Factory? Auckland, New Zealand.
What?
No, it's called The End.
Auckland, New Zealand.
I'll be there, too.
I don't know.
It actually looks good.
It does look cool.
Is Brian retiring?
Is that what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's where you take people there?
It's his funeral.
No, the room looks really awesome.
It does look cool.
A lot of guys have played it.
But St. Louis, Missouri.
I just went on. I actually did just go. You want to hear all of guys have played it. But St. Louis, Missouri. I just went on.
I actually did just go.
You want to hear all.
Just wait until you hear these dates.
Oh, God.
Memphis.
Okay.
Memphis.
I just announced Dallas.
August 16th.
Wichita, Kansas.
Yeah.
Oxnard.
Yeah, we got that.
But wait. Actually, check the names of these places.
You're going to think I made them up.
What?
Los Angeles.
No, no, no.
Thunder Bay, Ontario.
You know about that?
I know Thunder Bay.
Do you?
Because of the sports?
Yeah.
What do they have?
Hockey?
Fighting, good fighting.
Oh, really?
MMA out of Thunder Bay.
They have some good fighters coming out of there.
Thunder Bay, Ontario.
It's called Thunder Bay.
I'm playing the Thunder Bay.
How did they come up with this? The Thunder Bay Community the Thunder Bay. How did they come up with this?
The Thunder Bay Community Auditorium.
How did they come up with that name?
Pretty good, huh?
September 21st.
Lexington, Kentucky.
Look at this.
Look at this Alabama.
Yeah, it is.
Look at this Alabama run.
Birmingham, Montgomery, and Mobile.
October 10th, 11th to 12th.
You're going to come back super racist. Yeah, can't wait, dude. October 10th, 11 to 12. You're going to come back super racist.
Yeah, can't wait, dude.
November 16th, Sioux Falls.
That'd be fun, man.
Yeah, but I don't know what...
I've played Alabama before.
Have you?
Was it Huntsville?
Yes, that's where I played.
Huntsville.
Have you done it?
No.
Huntsville, there's a club there, right?
There's a club there. It's a, right? There's a club there.
It's a newer club.
There's a club there.
But you know, per capita, it has the most rocket scientists.
It's a really smart town.
Like NASA's over there or something.
Because NASA's right up the street.
The more you know.
Huntsville's kind of like Asheville.
I think Austin, some places in Austin, Asheville, and Huntsville, same kind of vibe.
I've been there once.
I can't remember what I played, though.
The fancy part of Redneck Town.
I must have played the club.
There is a club there.
There's a club there, yeah.
Anyway, Alabama, I'm coming, Alabama.
Stand up live.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
I was just in Greensboro, North Carolina, and I go into this barbecue place, right?
They got so many of them, right?
I go to the counter and it's an Asian girl.
I'm out.
But it was great because I said hello.
She was like, hello.
Oh, she had the accent.
Yeah, she was like.
Oh, I like it.
I'm back in.
I said, what do you think I should get?
She was like, I think you should get the chicken.
Oh, I'm back in.
Oh, I like this.
It was tripping me up because she was so Asian.
You know what I mean?
Or an Asian girl with a British accent.
You're like, what the fuck?
You know what it is about in LA?
We don't see that.
Because people bring their stuff to LA.
They bring who they are.
And they change.
They live with people.
The South, man.
The South will take you over.
Yeah, I love it.
No matter who you are.
I love it.
It was great.
I love it.
But so I wonder what the
asian population is over there like two no i know but i'm saying like i wonder technically what it
is because like how did she get there and then what and parents stayed there yeah true it was
the barbecue good though it was delicious it's hard to find bad barbecue in the south really
i was in south central doing car shit, and I was in South Central.
I was off Crenshaw, and there's a barbecue place, and I could see the smoke coming from
the chimney, and I was in traffic, and I was smelling.
I'm like, God damn, I bet that's good.
Oh, no.
I wanted to go in, but I was scared.
Straight up.
Do you have all your stuff on, too?
Yeah, all my chains?
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, I'm just going to tuck mine in. Go my chains Yeah yeah I was like I'm just gonna tuck mines in
Go live
And then go in
I'm just gonna tuck mines in
Yeah
I
I'm in a loud ass car
I'm like
I'm just asking to get robbed
Yeah yeah yeah
You know one week
You can't say you could beat up both of us
And then the next week
You're afraid to go into a barbecue place
I can't fight guns
If you were real you could
If you were real about it
You could fight guns
You're right
Like Neo Guns? If you were real, you could. If you were real about it, you could fight guns. You're right. Like this.
Oh, like Neo?
But I bet that barbecue's so fucking fire.
I'm not a big barbecue guy.
Gay!
Yeah, you don't like music, barbecue, anything fun and delicious.
You ever had like a nice pork rib?
Yeah.
Like a brisket?
No, it's good.
It is good.
What do you like then?
What's your food? What's your go-to?
I just don't ever want to go get it. Oh, that's some ho shit dude pecan lodge in in dallas all right or truth barbecue
in houston yeah yeah the game changer bro brothers but straight up i know people like this hey ho
hey ho dude brothers barbecue in denver color. It's two English brothers. Like British?
Yeah, but they moved to Denver.
Oh, really?
Bro, when I say they went around and stole all the best recipes from the South and they brought it to Denver, their Carolina honey barbecue sauce.
I wouldn't know.
Honey?
Makes my dick wet, bro.
That shit is their brisket sandwich.
Honey and barbecue sauce is practically the same thing, man.
Yeah?
Is it?
Yeah.
I think my last is that kind of stuff. Yeah, bro. Yeah? Is it? Yeah. It's like molasses. God, just know that.
Yeah, bro.
It's all sweet.
I'm not into that flavor of...
Look, if you're going to put something on the grill, and if you're talking about barbecue
that way, but the flavor of like...
Like brisket?
Mesquite?
Well, no.
It's definitely good, except for it's not something I'm ever craving or thinking about
going to get.
You know why?
Because you haven't had the right barbecue.
You need to come with me me. I have, bro.
I don't think so. What barbecue have you
had? Seven Seas.
What? Seven Seas barbecue.
I don't know. Seven Seas
barbecue?
When I was in England.
Is that like the land fish place?
Seven Seas barbecue,
dude. Ew, it sounds gross.
There's no better food than a good barbecue.
A good brisket?
Oh, fuck you, Desert Fish Shop.
Yeah, I mean, look, I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I have had good barbecue.
I have had good barbecue.
You're lying.
Ow.
Well, what do you like?
I like like...
Simple things.
No, I like stuff that tastes like ass.
You like simple things.
Cleaner than that.
You know what I mean?
Like sushi to me, I would crave.
Sushi's nice.
Sushi's nice.
It's completely different than...
Barbecue's heavy.
It's so heavy, bro.
It's okay to do every now and then, but bro...
Then again, I will eat...
I love like burgers, but you know,
I do that late at night
though i sometimes sometimes though like you get a burger and you're just like i don't know if i
really want this burger i don't get a burger that's never happened really yeah never no i'll
just be like i want you to explain a little more i don't know because that's annoying no because
like you get like maybe you think you want a burger and then the burger comes and it's got
too much nonsense on it yeah but no cheese ketchup only yeah but you just get the burger you want a burger, and then the burger comes, and it's got too much nonsense on it. Yeah, but no.
Cheese ketchup only.
Yeah, but you just get the burger you want to get, though.
What do you mean?
Yeah, but sometimes you go to a place.
You say, I'll have the cheeseburger or whatever.
And then it's like, they got stuff on it.
Yeah.
And they'll be like, oh, it's tomato jam.
No, no, no.
You know?
That doesn't happen to a guy like me, bro.
Me neither.
Me neither. Me neither.
Never.
I mostly get burgers at places where you know it's going to be good.
You can't go.
I give them the same everywhere so I can judge them.
Cheese ketchup only, rare.
When you're on the road and you just like, you know, you go to a place you've never been
to before, you're like, what do you suggest?
Like, it's either like this.
I usually go, what do you suggest?
Never.
Like, you never ask them for about the burger because that burger is like some bitch shit
to get at a restaurant that has other stuff.
I get it.
But we have to go back because you said rare.
Oh, yeah.
Rare.
Rare.
Burger.
Yeah.
Ah.
You like yours well done?
No.
Rare is crazy.
Yeah.
Rare to medium rare.
I totally agree.
I don't even specify.
So you just get the patty, and you go like, this is rare.
You turn it over.
That's hilarious.
He had to take that post down, by the way.
He's like, look, I'm just like you guys.
And then he's cooking a patty with the cheese on top.
That's Chuck Schumer.
But you can't put cheese when it's not cooked on it. It doesn't make sense.
You gotta flip it, right? And then he got roasted
and he deleted it. He got roasted harder
than those burgers, I'll tell you that much.
He has some tits, huh? But that's how Brendan likes it.
Do you have a barbecue grill,
Chris, that you use?
Yeah. Really? I mean, I don't
really use it. I need to see you. I was about to say,
I need to see you in front of me. I've used it. Can you grill?
Fine, yeah. Like burgers. I was about to say, I need to see you in front of me. No, I've used it. Can you grill? Fine, yeah.
Like burgers.
Not like, I can't do like.
He has a look on his face like, barbecue off!
No, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
Oh, I love that.
I can do a burger.
I got this Traeger grill.
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh-wee!
Ooh-wee!
It's good.
Throw a steak on that bitch.
Yeah, it does look good when it's cooking though, huh?
Yeah.
My mouth is watering.
This is my favorite part.
My favorite part is like this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I go like this.
No.
That's too... My shit, my favorite part is just make the shit and I'm going to eat it.
I don't want to make it.
That's fair.
You're like my son.
So you don't like Korean barbecue?
No, it's too heavy.
And is that the kind?
Yeah, I'm with Chris on that.
It's too heavy.
It's not that it's heavy.
It's just, hold on, I got to cook it myself?
Yeah.
And then you want to tip?
That is just.
Hey, here's a tip.
Cook my fucking food.
Yeah, tip me. Yeah, yeah. Tip's a tip cook my fucking food yeah tip me
yeah yeah tip me i cook my food oh i'm working here it'd be great to say it to the guy because
my table and you're like uh where's my 10 can i get my tip yeah now but chin says 10 but chin says
it's in in the korean culture usually the women do it right i kind of made that up a little bit
but yeah god damn respect for being honest. Respect for being honest.
I make up stuff, you know, when you say stuff, you know.
Chin made that up, and I was like, oh, that's cool. I didn't really make up.
Some people do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like to do it.
Oh, let me ask you this.
What?
I know you like sushi.
I like sushi.
Who doesn't?
But there's something weird, though.
You ever, like, on a road by yourself, and then you go to a sushi place?
It's weird to get, like, let's say you want, like, if if it was you and I maybe we'd get three rolls
and we're like oh that was good
but if you get three rolls by yourself
fat
it's fat
it's a lot
that's heavy
but I do it
but yeah I don't
I would say unless it's like
a place that someone would
on the road would be like
yo you gotta go to this sushi place I don't think I would get sushi on the road yeah I like, yo, you got to go to this sushi place. I don't think I would
get sushi on the road. Yeah, I'm not going to Kansas.
It seems like such a specific thing that I would
have to either know about the place.
I wouldn't just go to a place that has sushi.
Oh, you know which one I went to? I was in Arizona
at... Ra?
No, no, no. Not Ra Ka. No, no, no.
This wasn't. No, no, no. They have them all over there.
Ra Ka. No, this was crazy.
I went to one of these ones where you sit, and then there was like a.
Oh, they like those.
I'm out, dude.
But some of those are so good.
I was jamming.
It was like, woo-hoo.
There's a place called Sushi Mac in the Valley on Ventura that has it like that, and it is
so good, bro.
It's all you can eat?
And you can only pay cash.
It's all you can eat?
I don't know.
This one was about the colors of the plates.
Yeah, yeah, same. So you stack the plates, and then it comes in. It's all you can eat? I don't know. This one was about the colors of the plates. Yeah, same.
So you stack the plates.
There's rules in life.
And if it's all you can eat sushi, you don't fucking eat it.
Oh, I know.
Yeah, you pay as the dishes.
Then you stack up the dishes and you go, this dish is three, this dish is seven.
But there's a belt going around with different food?
Yeah.
I'm out.
Bro, it's so good.
It's really good.
That place in the Valley is so good. And I love that they do that. The ghouls that came by. Because I want it now. I don't want to fucking wait. Yeah. I'm out. Bro, it's so good. It's really good. That place in the Valley is so good.
And I love that they do that.
The goals that came by.
Because I want it now.
I don't want to fucking wait.
Yeah.
All right.
You know, it's like.
Belting sushis, I'm out.
Just going to be button heads.
It did feel real like.
Just going to be button heads.
It's just something about that that you feel extra fat.
Yeah.
No, I don't.
Because the conveyor belt going around.
Listen, at least when you go to a buffet, extra fat. Yeah. No, I don't. Because the conveyor belt going around while you grab food.
Listen,
at least when you go to a buffet,
you have to stand up and walk over to the buffet.
When the buffet
is just going like this,
I mean,
that's so fucking
lazy fat shit.
Like when buffets
is all you can eat crab?
Especially when the desserts
come by
because it's like,
ooh, cheesecake.
Yeah, but yeah,
you're not going to eat
the dessert. I don't eat the dessert at the sushi places like that, though.
That's your line?
It's just like, no, it's just like, you don't go to a sushi place for dessert.
You know what?
I know.
Is that what you're saying?
Wasabi ice cream?
This isn't Marie Callender's.
Yeah, exactly.
I feel like other places should do that.
Why doesn't other places do that?
What, Belts?
Yeah, just like burgers.
No, stupid.
No, you can't do that, though, because it's. No, stupid. No, you can't do that.
It's gotta be hot. No, but they just made it.
You know what I mean?
What if you don't want a burger?
Then they know.
That would be the worst business move.
I'm opening that.
I don't want to invest.
Come on down to Conveyor Belts.
Conveyor Belt Burgers.
I'll grill for you guys should come over on sunday
before house of dragons no oh well it doesn't matter before house of dragons was good boy you
know you notice i didn't notice i didn't text the group because he's a hoe about yeah yeah no i text
the group i want no barbecue no house of dragons it was brutal and beautiful i could normally i
watched some movies today or this past week that you guys would have just, I thought about you guys.
They were just
so movies
that you just
would be like,
what are you watching, dude?
And they were so good,
dude. Did you continue with Dark Matters?
Not yet, because I want to wait until it all catches up.
I told you, remember? Because it got
confusing, but I forgot.
You can get into it now.
Really?
Oh, really?
You can watch now and you'll know exactly what's happening.
All right.
Does anybody else watch House of Dragons?
No.
No.
But it's good.
I saw one or two episodes, but I don't care.
It's too early.
I don't want to spoil it.
Yeah.
It was a couple days ago.
Yeah, it's okay.
Did you spoil it for you?
No, I don't know.
I watch Drops of God.
It's a show about sommeliers on Apple Plus TV.
It's fucking awesome.
I saw the whole thing.
Fucking yes.
Are you going to drink wine now?
No, I did smell it though.
I do smell it.
The girl in the show can fucking just smell it and go,
and she goes, goes new oak new oak
plastic
you know
or whatever the fuck
they say
a dark berry
a dark berry
it's blueberry
you know
this is the move
whenever you're with
wine people
you tell you go
it's earthy
and just
I do that very well
oh it's earthy
I went to the
I've been in a
I was at a wine tasting
in Jordan
crazy
like Jordan like Jordan Jordan yeah I was at a wine tasting in Jordan. Crazy. Like Jordan?
Like Jordan, Jordan?
Yeah.
Let me set the mood.
Get out!
Did you hear a la Alcabar?
No.
But I did swim in the Dead Sea.
It's actually crazy. Why? Because it's so... You can't sink. I know. I know how you the Dead Sea. It's actually crazy.
Why?
Because it's so...
You can't sink.
I know.
I know how you look at me.
I can sink.
I know what you're trying to say.
No, I'm...
You're a fucking stupid fat joker making right now.
I can sink.
I can get out.
I can get out.
And that dumb look on your face.
You can't even do the joke without...
Did you sink?
Did you go like this?
So did you...
Fat people don't sink, though.
Nobody sinks.
It's crazy.
Nobody?
At the time that I went, I was like really fat, too.
So it was like, you know...
You were floating around?
You were just like, come on, man.
Get in here.
The level went lower.
And then you cover yourself in mud first.
You cover yourself in mud.
Why?
It's like a thing.
It's good for your skin and everything.
Come on, man.
You cover yourself in mud and then you get in.
They took pictures.
They got them on blackface.
They got an exfoliate.
Ransom.
You know Angelo Sarucas?
You guys know who that is?
Yeah, yeah.
No.
It was him and I were there together.
Yeah, and we were just like just, you know.
You're doing comedy down there?
Oh, man.
He's the best.
Yeah, Angelo's the best. I don't know if I know him. You would like yeah. Yeah, and we were just like, just, you know. You're doing comedy down there? Oh, man, he's the best. Yeah, Angelo's the best.
I don't know if I know him.
You would like him.
Yeah, you would.
Yeah, yeah.
You might not know him, though.
He hasn't...
Bring him up.
He's not really in L.A.
doing L.A. stuff.
What's up with...
How was Father's Day, guys?
Angelo who?
Angelo...
Oh, man, try to spell it.
It starts with a T.
The last...
He's Greek.
He starts with a T.
Right?
He's Greek, yeah.
Sarukis.
What'd you do for Father's Day?
I went and I took my
son, Calvin,
we did a coffee crawl.
Why is that so funny?
It's so ridiculous to think about
being a four-year-old.
Coffee crawl.
Just jacked.
That's so stupid. Like this dad yeah um yeah that's him
yeah he's like a greek uh joey diaz yeah let's take a little break boys because ufc 303 is here
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Anyway, I went to
I took my son to lunch.
I would have taken Billy, but it was his nap time.
So I took Calvin.
We went to lunch.
And then after that, we went to get coffee.
And it was so fun.
I mean, your kid's young.
Tiger had two games.
I watched him get fucking housed by these older Latino kids.
Good practice.
Yeah, it was good for him yeah um but then uh i got home and then i just did whatever i wanted and
then my wife uh said that uh i could watch whatever i wanted and i watched whatever i
wanted and it was fucking awesome so you know by the way the best father's day gift
any family can give a father leave me to pretend like I don't have a family.
That's the Father's Day.
I just want to like, but you know how the water.
What do you want to do for Father's Day?
Nothing.
Really?
Oh.
But I planned a day.
First we're going to go get your nails done, and then we're going to go.
I said, if it's really what I want to do on Father's Day,
she said, what do you want to do?
She said a few days beforehand.
I said, if you really want to give me what I want to do,
I don't want to make a plan.
I don't want to make a plan.
I want to wake up and do whatever I want.
Yeah, but they don't vibe on that, right?
She said, okay.
Oh, wow.
And that's what happened.
My wife asked me, I said, don't ask me to pick up anything today.
That's what I want.
Don't ask me to pick it up. No chores today. Yeah, nothing. Don't ask me to do this. My wife asked me, I said, don't ask me to pick up anything today. That's what I want. Don't ask me to pick it up.
No chores today.
Yeah, nothing.
Don't ask me to do this.
My thing was like no diapers today for me.
But the guy who drew this, Joanna, hit up and had him draw one of me,
Bosty, and T at the game.
Oh, cool.
And then he made baseballs with Tiger and Bosty on it.
It was dope.
Well, that's nice.
And then Tiger wrote me a card.
The spelling was so atrocious, it drove me nuts.
I have a question.
Well.
Usually a nickname from a name is like, his name's Christopher.
Then Chris.
I'm calling Big Chris.
You know, I've never been called that.
Is it the same amount of syllables as saying Boston and Bosty?
It's still.
It's still.
Or we just call him Boss.
The Boss? Pretty gangster. He has shirts that say The Boss on it. Well, I like that. What I... Or we just call him Boss. The Boss? Pretty gangster.
Yeah, sure. It's the same. But I like that.
What I'm saying is just... Oh, do I call him Bossy right now?
Should we start calling you
Brendy? They call me Bren.
Well, I call Calvin. Sometimes I'll be like, Cali.
You know? Yeah, you can yell it.
It's like a dog's name. Yeah.
Bosty. It's a Boston...
Oh, right. Yeah, you can yell it. I just call him Boss.
I call my kid Wolfie.
Longer. And then we just call him Boss him boss baby But he doesn't like around older kids
I'm not a baby
Don't call me a baby
I'm a boss baby
Call me boss man
This is noted Twitter troll
Doug Winoi
And he's just really summing up Eric's feelings
Okay
Why do women spend father
why do women insist on spending father's day together we get one day a year that's it take
the kids and leave us alone and stop the bitching for one day we work our asses all year taking crap
from every direction this is why so many men end up hating women and becoming gay
wow that's hilarious this guy's so good he just trolls yeah that's hilarious and he gets people
really fired up i just saw one guy that was trying to He just trolls. That's hilarious. And he gets people really fired up.
I just saw one guy that was trying to troll people, and he said,
yeah, oh, he said, no, I won't be watching The Boys this season.
I am too busy listening to women.
When does that come back?
It came back.
Oh, it's back?
Season four, yeah.
I'm waiting for it to stack up, though.
The Boys?
Yeah.
Oh, good.
I like to stack, too.
It's a great fucking show. I heard it's good. It's, yeah. What's that? I'm waiting for it to stack up, though. The Boys? Yeah. Oh, good. I like the stack, too. It's a great fucking show.
I heard it's good.
It's great.
You've never watched The Boys?
Dude, I'm on season four of Breaking Bad.
Let's do that.
Stop that shit right now.
Breaking Bad's lit.
No, Breaking Bad's lit.
I'll tell you right now.
Hey, but here's my thing with Breaking Bad.
It's good.
It's good.
Maybe at the time, it's not top five.
Oh, it's number one.
No, no.
You're dumb.
No, you're crazy.
You're dumb.
I saw it in 2021.
It's number one. No. It's the number one show of all time. You haven't seen enough shows. It's a great show. I Oh, it's number one. No, no. You're dumb. I saw it in 2021. It's number one.
It's the number one show of all time.
You haven't seen enough shows.
It's a great show.
I've seen a lot of shows.
It's a great show.
Top five of all time?
Wait until you're done.
You'll just wait until you're done.
No, no, no.
You know what?
Think of it like if you're thinking of like-
The Fly episode.
No, no.
Think of you're thinking of like a-
No, the Fly episode is the worst episode.
It's so stupid.
A basketball, all right?
Think of a basketball.
You're thinking like, who are the greatest players ever in basketball?
You know, you have, like, oh, here's the greatest center.
Here's the greatest power forward.
Here's the greatest, okay?
So I'm saying, like, there's genres of shows,
and I don't think there is a greatest show ever.
No, look, my favorite show is Lost, but it's not the best show.
Are you kidding me? So stupid, right? The best show is Breaking, but it's not the best show. Are you kidding me?
So stupid, right?
The best show is Breaking Bad.
No, no.
We should define shows based off how they ended.
No, no, no.
And Lost is one of the dumbest fucking endings of a show.
Favorite.
Favorite show is show.
Oh, I can't wait to sit down and watch this fucking see what the hell is going to happen.
Yeah, that's me.
It doesn't even matter how it ends, honestly're what you're along for the ride for seven years
yeah that's how that's me game of thrones season eight was so bad shut up yeah if you're sitting
down you're ready i can't wait yeah astonishing years but i was out on lost when with the with
when it became science fiction yeah i love dude that show I loved watching that show.
I am upset I can't watch it for the first time again.
And I can relate to that.
Not on Lost, because that's stupid.
My thing is True Blood.
You know what?
I've never seen that show.
All six seasons.
Similar bullshit vibe.
I like it.
Okay, so I like True Blood too, but True Blood wouldn't Crack the top 50
Best shows of all time
Well yeah
I would never hear that
In a top 50
Yeah yeah yeah
I haven't seen it
So I don't know
But you don't hear that
Too much on it
No no no
Oh no you do
On the forum
On True Blood forum
On the forum
On the True Blood forum
True Blood forum
True Blood forum
Botan
So lost his number 32
On this variety
What's number one though
Well we'll see
I Love Lucy because they're –
Oh, that's fucking stupid, right?
And he hit her all the time.
Do you know how good I Love Lucy was?
No, it is.
It is.
It is.
It stands up today.
No, it's great.
But, bro, the best show ever is wild.
That's wild.
I Love Lucy?
Trying to make the show Breaking Bad is way – it 1950 for a woman to be the star of the show.
You thought that was pretty easy back in the day?
He told her to shut up.
The best show, though.
No, but she's still the funniest woman ever.
She is at least up there.
She's at least up there.
Wow, who's funnier than Lucy?
No, I'm i i maybe she is
i'm just saying just because effle the show was great the show was great i'm not saying the show
was not but you can't compare i love lucy which was a very low budget to like game of thrones
quality no it doesn't have to do with the money because you wouldn't even they wouldn't even be
in a fight together you know in this in this corner, I love Lucy.
In the other corner, Game of Thrones.
They can't compare.
Yeah.
They can't compare.
But I have three favorite shows.
I have three best or favorite shows that I talk about.
Go.
Breaking Bad.
Okay.
I'm with you.
Lost is my favorite.
So stupid.
That's the one I'm out on.
And then the show that's just,
I don't even know how to quantify it
because it was two seasons and it's just.
I'm dying up there on Showtime.
Well, top 10 for me.
That's a crashing guy.
How dare you?
Fire him now.
The office, the British office.
It was just so different, right?
It's so good.
It's so well done.
Have you guys seen your honor?
No, not the American office.
Have you seen your honor?
I'm American office.
Those people that are like, this is so much better.
What, the British one?
Yeah.
It wasn't better.
It wasn't better.
Well, America, bitch. No, it's not even about that. It just wasn't better wasn't better it wasn't better well america bitch
no it's not even about that it just wasn't hey i've watched it and i was like okay i get it this
is this really dry british humor the office season one with steve carell corny that shit
was fucking hilarious oh wow steve carell's hilarious but corny he miscast not the right
choice are you kidding me bro that bro. That show's corny.
Oh, my.
What a terrible take.
And you know what, dude?
Hey, how about this?
What a terrible take.
It makes sense you like it.
What a terrible take.
What?
Terrible take.
Yeah, I've always said this, man.
No, but if you're going to, like, if I'm going to think of, like, a show.
You don't believe for a second they're actually in an office doing that.
And they shoot it like it's real.
That kind of show drives me nuts.
I disagree.
That's just a style.
It's not because in the office, the British version, you can't tell.
You're like, is this real or not?
And then in the American version, you're like, oh, these are actors acting.
Dude, all shows like that.
Are you kidding me?
That's not true at all.
What other shows do they have on there, Nick?
Both of them have the same vibe.
Same vibe.
No, no, no.
That's where they got it from.
Season one especially.
In season one of the American Office, it's almost like identical storylines.
Yes.
They're acting in it, though.
Yeah.
You can tell.
They're being silly.
Oh, he thinks the British version is a documentary.
No, I don't.
They're winking at the camera.
Are you stupid, Doug?
If you're going to make a-
That's the problem.
You're fucking stupid, bro.
If you're going to make a mockumentary, then do You're fucking stupid, bro. If you're going to make them
an documentary,
then do it like for real.
I get it.
I get why you like it.
That whole talking head thing.
That whole this shit, this shit.
Oh, I love that.
I hate.
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Oh, you know, I never was an X-Files person.
Neither was I, but I would watch it.
But X-Files and Lost, same kind of shit.
Yeah, I haven't seen it.
Wait, go back, Nick.
I was just going to do top ten.
Are you on?
Root.
That's terrible.
Okay, that's the...
That's my favorite.
We know why that's on.
I want to see what the other ones were.
That's when Eric was born.
Oh, my God.
No, 72, actually.
I really did watch Roots for four hours on Christmas one time with my grandma.
All right.
All right.
That's a good Christmas.
Mary Talamore never watched it.
She's funny, though.
Seinfeld?
Okay.
Seinfeld's good.
Listen, I'm okay with anybody.
The Wire's up.
I love The Wire.
But some of the seasons are bad.
Wait, wait, wait. Here's the problem. The Wire. The Wire's up. I love The Wire. But some of the seasons are bad. Wait, wait, wait.
Here's the problem with The Wire.
Tell them.
It was like, this is one of these shows where every other season was good.
Yes.
And I don't like that.
Facts.
Like the season with the kids.
Thank you.
Trash.
And I didn't like the last season.
Me neither.
I can't do it.
But talk about great.
Season one and two.
You know what's lit as fuck but doesn't have longevity is True Detective.
Season one.
But that's not really a – that's just a standalone season.
That's like a one-off.
What do they call that?
Anthology.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, because there's three seasons.
Then they try going woke with all – there's four, the all-female cast.
Suck it.
And then they had –
I heard it was good.
No, terrible. You want
to talk about a woke
movie that I saw
two nights ago. Trolls
that is
bro. What is it? Fantastic.
Oh God. Yeah dude.
I was ready to just be bad.
Let's see. Let's see motherfuckers
what you got and it
sucked me in.
And it was.
What's the movie, bitch?
Yeah, what is it?
I want to get sucked.
Tune in next week.
I want to get sucked.
Tell us the fucking movie.
I already said the first word of the title.
I saw the TV glow.
I saw the TV glow.
The TV show glow.
No. I saw the TV glow the TV show glow no
I saw the TV glow
the women's wrestling
cut that out of your mind right now that's not what I'm talking about
you like the glow
oh I get it
I watched glow worms I binged glow worms
what is it man
I saw the TV glow
I saw the TV glow that's what the fucking movie's called
i don't know why you're yelling at us you're watching a random show man this ain't like
popular i turned this on that was like who's on first i took yeah yeah yeah yeah so classic
episode of golden hour right here um greatest joke yeah, yeah. I saw the TV glow.
This movie looked interesting to me.
I saw the trailer.
I go, I don't know.
Turned it on,
and immediately, immediately,
you can just tell that every actor in it,
not character, not character,
every actor in it says they're non-binary.
You know it.
You're watching, you're like, all these people in it, they say in interviews, says they're non-binary. You know it. You're watching,
you're like,
all these people in it
are,
they say in interviews
they're on non-binary.
Okay,
here we go.
Oh,
and that's the director.
And that's the director,
the trans woman
in the middle there.
The one from
Alice in Wonderland?
Whatever.
and so,
in the movie starts,
I'm like,
who wrote this?
Who directed this? It's so weird and interesting. And I look, I see the movie starts, I'm like, who wrote this? Who directed this?
It's so weird and interesting.
And I look, I see,
I see, I see this trans woman
and I'm like, oh, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
And it was like,
you get hit over the head
with something that speaks
to a certain, you know,
and it's all,
and bro,
this movie,
motherfucking
hats off.
Dude, it is.
Oh, no.
I got it.
It is.
You're trans.
No, bro.
It is so good.
Really?
It's so good, bro.
You're rocking their minds right now if they're watching this.
Yeah, I know.
You never think.
They're like, what?
And then I watched an interview with the three of them, and I was like, oh, my God, bro.
But I have a movie like that.
Talking about capitalism.
Talking about –
I have a movie like – yeah, same woman.
No, no, no, but you don't want to know.
No, you don't.
You don't.
You don't.
That's an awesome Wonderland reference.
Thank you for bringing that up, Nick.
Bro, that fucking director is talented, bro.
And then I saw her – her first movie.
The first movie.
And –
It was bad.
No, it was good.
But it was – the second movie –
There's a movie like that for me, though, and I'll watch it whenever it's on but it was the second there's a movie like that for
me though and i'll watch it whenever it's on tv it's called dare simon the kid who's in high
school and he's gay well no but that is fantastic but is the same thing i thought i was gay you
thought you're trans this is a woke movie actually dear that's love simon love simon it's love simon
that's it right there this is a great movie fantastic oh oh it's good that's a good movie
that's like a but that's like like uh you like Clueless, 10 Things I Hate About You.
I love that stuff.
Yeah, and this is right in there, but gay.
Yeah, it was good.
But it's done well.
Yeah.
Yeah, that movie that I just said is nothing like this movie.
It's so weird.
This is like a linear movie that you'd watch.
That thing is almost like-
They're different because this one's good.
Yeah, you might not like
the one I liked,
but boy, was it...
I mean, that shit was
really impressive.
Was it like Tintian?
It was like...
Not that crazy,
but it was like...
It was...
It's a nice surprise, though,
when you like it, right?
I just...
I was...
And I'm watching it.
Halfway through,
I'm just like,
I don't know.
And then I just kind of
realize what it's about.
Then you tuck your dick. And I'm like, oh, fuck. And I watch the rest of it. I'm just like, I don't know. And then I just kind of realize what it's about. Then you tuck your dick.
And I'm like, oh, fuck.
And I watch the rest of it.
I'm so in, bro.
Man, that movie was so fucking good.
Maybe I'll check it out.
Yeah, you should.
It's definitely not for everybody.
Listen, man, I'm with you.
It sucks that-
And I wish I was this excited about the show in Torrance with Brian Callen, but I'm not.
Maybe you need this director to come.
But I think that when you watch something now
and you think to yourself,
all right, is this going to be...
I get it.
I don't care whose agenda it is.
Just be good.
Yeah, I don't care.
I don't care either.
Just be good because if it's not,
then all you can see is that.
Because if it's forced,
like you know what was really good was... If you say that new Buzz Lightyear, I will fight you. No, no, no all you can see is that. Because if it's forced, like you know what was really good?
If you say that new Buzz Lightyear, I will fight you. No, no, no, no, no, no.
The opposite end of the spectrum.
What was the one with Jim Caviezel?
American Sniper?
Jim Caviezel.
Passion of the Christ?
No, the trafficking.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
That was really good.
Right wing people went nuts over it. Sound of Freedom. Freedom was really good right wing people went nuts over it
sound of freedom
freedom was really good
it's
you know and if you're like
is that a right wing thing though?
child trafficking?
no it's not
but they used it as a talking point
and made it that way
so it wasn't really like
I don't know if a bunch of right-wing people got together and was like, let's, you know.
But that movie was really good.
And, yeah, so on the opposite end of the spectrum.
But, yeah, they were really good.
But, yeah, just be good, dude.
I don't care.
If I can smell what you're doing.
I'm out.
I don't like it.
Unless it's on the right side, yeah.
So, like, I'm watching some Disney movie with Rachel.
It was,
Oh,
it was the new Peter Pan,
but they call it Peter Pan and Wendy.
Fuck you.
No,
listen,
the movie opens up.
I know a white family.
Right.
And you think,
Oh,
this is great.
Cause you're like,
Oh,
they're sticking.
I'll get slaughtered.
No,
no.
And then ambiguous race,
Peter Pan comes and you're like,
here we go. This boy all sorts of games. And then they take them to, to, to, no. And then ambiguous race Peter Pan comes. And you're like, here we go.
This boy all sorts of games.
And then they take them to Neverland.
And it's all like.
It's the Abbey.
Down syndrome kid.
The kids with glasses.
The black kids.
And I'm like.
Autistic.
What?
Yeah.
Like, this is like, you can't.
There can't be people in a boardroom making movies.
That's the problem. You can't sit around a board be people in a boardroom making movies. That's the problem.
You can't sit around a boardroom table and be like, all right, how are we going to do this?
And then look at the characters and go, more Down syndrome.
You know what I'm saying?
Right, right, right.
You know what I mean?
I had a joke about this.
They would just ruin anything.
If it was like Hitler, the college years, they would be like, his roommate should be black.
You know what I mean?
That's the kind of thing they do.
Which one has
Down syndrome? Gaffigan.
You don't see that?
Middle row.
Hey.
You know.
I like it, Nick.
What I'm saying is when you see that
and the movie starts with a mid-century all-white family,
you're thinking, oh, Disney's going old school and they're going to stop this nonsense.
Right.
And then they throw this on you and then you're just like, well.
They go, psych.
You know, what I'm saying is like, who's at home?
This is what I want to know.
Who's at home watching this and then going like this?
Oh, good.
Thank God.
So I needed that island to be full of black kids.
They do it just for the internet.
It is pretty weird.
They're listening to the internet.
I don't know who it's for.
And then they get the ratings.
They're going, fuck.
Sometimes shit is white.
Yeah.
Okay?
And it's like, you know.
And it's a lot better.
Nobody said that. No, no one's saying that. But it's like, you know. That it's a lot better. Somebody said that.
No, no one's saying that.
But it's like, you know.
That's why, like, when you're watching.
That's why I like watching, like, Korean shit.
Oh, boy.
Because Korean shit, they're not worried about none of that shit.
You never go watch a Korean movie and it'd be like, what?
Did you watch Godzilla Minus One?
Oh, bro, I did.
Did we talk about this?
No.
Even my son liked it.
Go ahead.
Subtitles.
Oh, it's lit.
If you like Godzilla, how's he stand in the water, though?
That drives me nuts.
He fucking does this under it.
Think how heavy he is, though, dude.
He can do it.
Are his legs insanely long?
No, it's stupid, dude.
The only part I didn't like in this movie is the girl.
You saw Godzilla minus one?
Yeah.
The girl's standing there with the weakling guy.
You know what I mean?
And Godzilla does whatever.
And this big blast of energy is coming.
And she goes like this.
Yeah.
Bitch, run, jump on him, and save yourself too.
Like, what the fuck are you doing?
It was selfless.
I was out at that point.
I love being some guy. Because it was like this it's like no i can't jump on him sometimes a movie's got to be
a movie bro no yeah okay and this guy and he fucking likes the american version of the office
not the british one dude wait wait wait wait but he has no complaints about the giant dinosaur act
like no that's fine you act like you act like i'm in the minority you're in the minority yeah everyone likes to office yeah okay yeah so you're wrong
no okay no dude my my opinion is so dope dope dude i i godzilla minus one was fantastic dude
it really was special effects are really great yeah besides that. He's a little too real, though, right?
It was.
That's what I thought, too.
I was like, what are we doing?
Really good special effects.
No, it was so.
Did they film that?
I don't know.
Is that a real dinosaur?
They were like, cut.
He was like.
Craft service.
Just eating at tables.
But even my son was like, dad, is he real?
I'm like, he might be.
I don't know, son.
It was so good, dude.
It was so good dude it was so good but it was the reason why it was good is because it was so like just the hero's journey you know what i mean yeah but i watched it on
looked into it too much right now did you oh i just did you go realize what i'm watching it did
you go subtitles or did you go uh yeah subtitles oh yeah you can't do with the oh i have to do that
though otherwise bosty won't watch it.
No, it's actually pretty good.
I mean, but I think the Netflix does a good job of getting...
Oh, I didn't watch it on the Netflix.
When I watched it on...
I bought it on Apple the day before it came out on Netflix.
I didn't know.
Oh.
You're just like spending money like an idiot.
No, I wish I had the $15 back.
But yeah, I know I own the movie, though.
I use all my Cameo money.
When it goes off on Netflix,
I'm going to be laughing at you guys, dude,
because I still own the movie.
But anyway, it was a great movie, man.
I loved Godzilla Minus One.
Okay.
Follow it with a stupid movie.
I want to see.
I just found out that this was a movie. I didn't know.
I want to see Shin Godzilla.
Does anybody know what that is here?
I do.
Yes, but Shin.
You do?
Anything with Godzilla, man.
Shin Godzilla was a take on the Fukushima accident,
and it was made in 2016.
Now, this Godzilla is the most baddest motherfucker.
Bro, I want to see it.
It's not anywhere.
Look at those teeth. You can't see
it anywhere. It's not streaming anywhere. It's not
on Apple. I can't wait to see this fucking
thing. Somebody owns it or
Shin Godzilla and
dude, he's scary looking. Look at the
it's so
You can't find it?
Nah, not yet. I mean, I'm sure it's somewhere
but
just take a look. You can't find it? Nah, not yet. I mean, I'm sure it was somewhere, but...
Just, just, just take a look.
I love that fun.
At a certain point, move, right?
We're trying.
That music is so good. That music is so good.
The music is so good.
So many serious Asian people in suits that don't fit.
You're saying they're too tight?
No, they just never fit.
Right?
See, right now I need more lizard.
Like, not for the... More lizard. Just watch. I'm waiting for it. And this is also the trailer. I need more lizard More lizard
And this is also the trailer
I need it off the back
Look look look I love this
I love when they cut to shit like that too
It's like what is he saying
A reboot this movie is so god damn
Look at this Look at that tail This movie is so Godzilla.
Look at this.
Look at that tail.
That tail is so long.
Oh, that's a great preview.
I need more Godzilla.
No.
If you're going to sell me, I don't... You want more Godzilla?
Go see the fucking movie.
How about that?
Where?
You just said we couldn't see it.
I found you on 16.
What?
I texted you a link.
Wow, Nick.
The gift of... Me tonight. I texted you a link. Wow, Nick.
Me tonight.
I'm trying to do the airplay. You know what I hate about that?
When you finally get it going
and then like
the screen freezes and the sound keeps going
and then you're like this
Then I just get my headphones
I do the same thing
I just get my headphones like
Fuck this shit, this technology doesn't work. I can't wait to watch
this shit. And it's my fucking two year anniversary.
I know what Chris and I are
doing tonight dude. Oh is that today?
Yeah. Oh happy anniversary. Thanks.
She's not going to want to watch Shin Godzilla but
what? Do you have to get her a gift?
Ours was Tuesday. That's right. We were a week
apart. And you
were first? Yeah.
For some reason in my head I was before you i'm way more oh
that's right no because we used to make the joke like tell me how it is yeah um uh we're going to
dinner yeah we're going to dinner we're going to do i don't want to say because oh this will come
comes out later yeah safe then i'm safe and i could also lie i'm going to elon musk's house
I'm going to Elon Musk's house.
He's cooking for us.
Hell yeah.
Barbecue.
I mean, the most fucking ridiculous.
Like, how ridiculous would that be?
First of all, that doesn't sound fun at all. No, no, no.
Like, how terrible would that actually be?
You know what?
It would be, Chris would be like, we should do it.
And I'd be like, I wouldn't want,
we'd do it
and then he'd come out,
you know,
with the food just.
But it would be like,
it would be too fancy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, you know,
like a little mini cyber truck
would bring the food.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah,
no, we're going to Everly.
You ever been to that place,
Everly?
On Sunset?
It's good.
It's an Italian place. It's really good.? It's good. It's an Italian place.
It's really good.
It's really good.
It's an Italian place.
I like Italian food.
You know what's a good place?
We got any submissions, Nick?
Puccheri?
No.
You don't like the submissions?
They're fine.
But I like...
I haven't had them in a while.
What's going on?
Because we got the gift of gab, dude.
Yeah, we've done one or two, but there's no good ones.
No.
Oh, well, that's what it is.
We have the gift of gab, dude. done one or two but uh there's no good ones no oh well that's what we have the gift that we did the gift of gab dude and we also got these guys people are gonna be
like they never finished the tv discussion the tv discussion yeah do you guys remember the show
v i guess you guys might be too young alien right yeah what was it it was about it was about an
alien invasion and they were like you, underneath their skin they were aliens.
No.
Yeah, it was called V.
It's old?
Yeah, it's real old.
Oh, no, not real old.
Yeah.
That's like a newer version.
Oh, that's a newer version.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I remember that.
Oh, that actress, I love that actress.
It was the 80s?
It might be late 80s, early 90s, man.
Oh, wow.
But that was one of those.
That was good?
It was.
I remember liking it.
I'm just thinking, like I'm saying,
that's like people's lost would be like V.
Right.
Well, the thing about the shows like that is,
you're still capable of making good shows like that in the 80s,
but they have the opportunity to be so much better nowadays
i know when it's not on yeah when it's like it's two categories because if you if you're looking
like at what network show do you like like can you think of a network show that ran a few years
that you were like oh that was my jam that'd be like seinfeld or something yeah yeah but like but
like a like an hour-long show i don't know know. Only the shows in like Hill Street Blues and those kind of shows.
Because now they're just like –
Well, now, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't think of one that you go, I have to watch that every single week.
I don't even know what's on network TV.
Yeah, me neither.
Oh, well, listen, man.
The industry is on the get back.
So, you know, all that stupid strike.
They're like, okay, you struck.
Now all we're going to put on is game shows.
Yep. How would you know this? Game shows, competition're like, okay, you struck. Now all we're going to put on is game shows. Yep.
How would you know this?
Game shows, competition shows.
It's game shows and competition shows.
And I sold a competition show.
They're going like this.
We're not making any shows now.
How do you feel?
How did the strike treat you?
Yeah, fuck.
Because now we're just going to make dumb, stupid shows.
Yeah, I support it.
You see the AI shit, bro?
I support all of it.
The AI stuff is crazy.
What AI stuff?
The stuff that come out every day.
It's got like some dude fucking.
Make the stallion soon,
because they used her face in AI for porn.
It's pretty good.
They should just pass a law,
just like music,
where if your face is used,
your voice is used,
they got to pay you.
Yeah, 100%.
And then instead of just,
how about these porn companies just license somebody's likeness? Well, yeah, if they is used, they gotta pay you. Yeah, 100%. And then instead of just how about these porn companies just
license somebody's likeness?
Well, yeah, if they would.
Just do that. How much for you to
take your likeness, all it is is
Eric takes it in the ass.com
and you just get fucking plowed.
How much you make on Cameo?
It would have to be more than that.
Plowed, plowed, plowed.
Like Bukkake style.
But I would ask, is it extra if I just come in?
You know what I mean?
Don't you want the real thing?
No, you got to go scan yourself with your naked body.
Yeah.
You know?
You're on all fours.
You got to bed down.
Look back.
Look back.
Open your mouth.
Look back.
Look back, bitch.
So you're actually, you're still sort of doing it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Insert the thing.
You're like, wait, what?
I thought this was CGI.
Darius, insert the thing.
What?
Hell yeah.
With just sneakers and socks on?
Stupid.
No, just socks.
What the fuck?
What is porn going to be like in, say, five years? Fantastic. I mean, just fucking. No, no sauce. What the fuck? What is porn going to be like in, say, five years?
Fantastic.
I mean, just fuck it.
No, no, but there's so many possibilities.
No, but check it out.
But check it out.
You'll be able to do that.
Because I saw an article about like they're thinking of allowing you to like,
because this is what they're not allowing right now.
You just go into the AI and go like, you like, Asian girl with three tits has a tail.
I don't like that.
Getting fucked by a-
I don't like that.
Whoa, bro.
You're getting me a boner.
But I'm saying you would be able to do that.
How do you know?
You'd be able to do that, but they're considering allowing it.
Who?
I mean, that's going to be the porn.
That's going to be the porn in the future.
There's going to be no real people.
So what I'm saying is, what are these porn chicks going to do?
in the future.
There's going to be no real people.
So what I'm saying is,
what are these porn chicks going to do?
What are the girls that are having trouble
with their father
and what are they going to do
with their lives now?
There's still going to be
a huge lane for that.
No, no, no, no.
They're going to have to be hookers.
But then they'll make the AI robots.
Yeah, and then what?
They're going to be working
on memory calendars.
But then they'll make the AI robots.
Yeah.
And then what?
They're going to be working on Marie Callender's.
I don't know why that's so funny to me. So stupid.
You're just at Marie Callender's and it's just a big ass titty chick.
With pie?
And she's just like, you want the apple?
Do you want the cherry?
Sales would go up. And you're like apple you want the cherry sales would go up
and you're like
you should be getting
fucked someplace
should you be getting
fucked somewhere
I just think
what are they gonna do
that's what I'm saying
they'll figure it out
they always do
that's like
I always think of like
you know
like
when you see a movie
and like
Jessica Alba's a scientist
right
then I'm like
what are the ugly chicks
doing in that universe
you know what I chicks doing in that universe?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, in that universe, if, like, Jessica Alba's a scientist, what are they doing? They have to be chairs.
Ugly chicks are just.
Jessica Alba sits on them.
You just sit on them?
You're like this.
Stop. Stop.
Stop.
Stop breathing.
I don't know.
It's funny.
Is that it, Nick?
I think we got a little more.
A little more.
That's.
Yeah.
But if no one's getting hurt, it's like.
Let people type what they want to see.
Yeah.
No.
Hurt is relative, though. But it's going to hurt their fucking pockets. I mean, it's going to hurt. what they want to see yeah no hurt is relative though but it's
gonna hurt their fucking pockets like i mean like it's gonna hurt porn yeah i mean look dude they're
gonna make movies that way they're gonna make movies that way i think it's gonna hurt the porn
industry if like no it might not hurt the industry but the actual actors i think they're gonna be
fine getting hurt although maybe i think they're gonna be be fine. Getting hurt. Although maybe. I think they're going to be fine. Yeah? Yeah, because some people.
Maybe some people like to know they're actually doing it.
Yeah.
They're not going to be into that.
I wouldn't care.
Well, they'll always be.
Because they're like, are sports fucked?
Well, they'll always be OnlyFans.
But then the OnlyFans people.
Yeah, but that's a competition, bro.
So is dick sucking.
Hey.
That's stupid.
The more you know.
Hey, OnlyFans is already not what it was.
You know? It's oversaturated. Yeah, oversaturated. Well, no. I'm saying in people already not what it was.
It's oversaturated. No, I'm saying in people's minds, it was like, this is a regular person showing me themselves naked.
That's what it started as.
None of these girls, they're all like having someone else is doing the typing.
For sure.
And they just do the content and then it's put up.
They're not involved in it the way people think.
So that's going to be the same thing.
OnlyFans is going to evolve into these girls are going to go into a place,
scan themselves into a machine, and then they're done.
They don't have to do anything else after that.
Just make them do anything.
Then they're making bank.
Then they're still making bank, and people at home are like,
well, this is really her.
What are we talking about?
So I think that that's
where it's going.
I don't like that.
I just saw this.
I don't like it.
I don't know.
Well you guys are really sad about it.
No I don't
I don't
I don't really
I'm stressed.
I don't really watch
too much porn
but like
See when people say that
they watch porn.
You know what I mean?
No no no.
It's like the comic goes I write so much. No but wait but wait I would just say I don they watch porn you know what i mean no no no no no it's like it's like the comic goes i write so much no but wait but wait i would just say i don't watch porn i i'm
not saying i don't watch porn i'm just saying like i don't really watch it all that much
but like i don't i would watch ai porn for sure i wouldn't i have no interest in that
if it looked the same i would care i wouldn't care if you if you're if you're the director
yeah exactly even better
that's what I'm saying
I mean I know
you should be able
and then you'd be able
here's the thing
that's going to happen too
you'd be able to put
yourself in it
see I don't know
if I like that
you'd be watching yourself
you know what I mean
I mean it's like You know what I mean?
I mean, it's like that's the – I mean, that's where it's going to go. But you're going to have to download your body.
Yeah.
You would just take a picture of yourself.
See, again, the side eye is what I don't appreciate.
No.
No, I'm saying –
No, bitch.
Don't even.
You went like this.
No.
Then you're putting Sensitive material out there
What are you talking about
I'm obviously gonna
Make yourself shredded
Hello
Yeah
It's gonna be the
The
Fuck that
He's gonna live there
Yeah
The improved version
That's a good
When you can just like take
That was a great show
Your Honor
So good
So good
You know what
It was only supposed to be one season.
And they're making a third.
No, they're not, though.
I heard they're making a third.
Oh, I heard that they stopped.
They need to stop.
Breaking Bad should have stopped after four, Tim.
Bro, hey.
Just wait.
Wait.
Okay, you're right.
The reason why it's the greatest show is because of the last few.
Oh, don't tell me.
Well, this guy, you're talking out of turn, bro.
You're right.
When you're right, you're right.
I don't know.
I haven't seen it yet.
I just finished season four.
The reason why they did an episode like the fly episode.
So annoying.
Do you know why they do that?
Because they ran out of material?
No.
They actually, so they would do 10 a season.
They would do one that was self-contained.
Bottle episode.
So it was cheaper.
And then they would spend the money on the other nine.
That fly episode was so fucking stupid.
People...
I told my girl, we got done with that.
I'm done.
I don't like that either, but people like that they did that.
Oh, they're stupid.
Yeah.
I mean, whatever.
I understand if that's what they did.
Okay, cool.
But, you know.
But give me a heads up.
You could skip.
Yeah, you don't have to watch it.
You could skip this one. I know, I But, you know. But give me a heads up. You could skip. Yeah, you don't have to watch it. You could skip this one.
Did you guys ever watch, what's the one, the prequel, Saul, Better Call Saul?
No, I didn't watch it yet.
I don't like watching stuff where I already know where this is going to end.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But you like House of Dragons.
So no prequels.
House of Dragons.
I don't like prequels.
Yeah, but see.
It has to be 500 years earlier.
300.
But I'm still a little bit like,
I have a feeling like that when I'm watching it.
I like that.
I'm kind of like, I know where this is going to go.
I actually have a thing that I think would be better that they do.
They're always interested in making sequels in the trilogy.
Dude, I think if a movie is a massive hit, make the prequel.
Don't make the sequel
because the reason
why it's so good
is because of the backstory.
It's not because
of what's gonna happen.
Yeah, show me
Forrest Gump
in kindergarten.
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
Yes, but they did that
with Star Wars.
What?
What do you mean?
That goes too deep.
Star Wars,
Return of the Empire, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi are part three, four, and five.
I mean, yeah.
No, I know.
Four, five, and six.
I know that.
I know that.
Yeah, I know that.
No, I know that it's been done.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
They should always do it.
Well, it's just-
Give me an example of something you'd like to see.
Give me an example.
Shawshank Redemption.
Okay.
Put Andy in the real life before he killed his wife.
Let me see how they got there.
No, wait, hold on. I got so fucked up here.
We're talking about... That'd actually be a series.
Yeah. Yeah, Young Sheldon.
That's why it's so great.
No.
I just think that
the reason why a movie is so
good... Look at The Matrix. Look at The Matrix. The first one was I just think that the reason why a movie is so good,
look at the Matrix.
Look at the Matrix.
The first one was unbelievable.
And then it's always like the second one, okay. Falling up off that.
Third one, okay.
They're just using the stuff that worked in the first one
to try and recreate it.
Whereas if they just made something before that,
you'd be like, oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Okay, but here's the thing though.
That's why he's like that.
No, but here's the thing though.
That's why, I mean, you're making a joke, but young Sheldon works because you have this
iconic character.
You're going to say, I wonder how this started so people watch it.
Yeah.
So it's the same kind of thing.
When you're going to do the Matrix, it's like how they did The Quiet Place day one.
Right.
Exactly.
It's better.
Way better to do that.
It's very rare that it works out
like Terminator 2. No, but when you have a thing
where it's like, when you start with like an apocalypse
or something, your whole
knee deep in this,
it's like, oh, let's see how this started.
They did that even with
the zombie one on
Walking Dead. They did
Walking Dead, like this is when
the world wasn't. And that's way better than just going to a different city years later
and seeing like, oh, now let's see what happened with the zombies.
I'm just saying.
Like Seinfeld.
It's always better to get to see the prequel.
Like a whole series on Kramer?
Young Kramer?
Yeah.
Like if there was the Golden Hour, what's before that?
The Platinum Hour, you know?
And it's just us and we're 16.
It was actually King of the State.
It was King of the State.
Pretty easy to follow.
Some would say. but no but it's uh yeah it's uh i always think it's better to do a prequel i'm always more interested in seeing a prequel than that i'm only interested
in seeing a prequel when it's like a like the story itself it's so iconic that you you you
need to know like how did we get here?
Well, yeah.
I don't think Better Call Saul was that.
No.
Okay.
You know, it wasn't that.
Like, that didn't lead to.
You weren't even curious about it.
That didn't lead to.
Exactly.
Now you're like, all right.
The lawyer?
Yeah, you're like, you know what I mean?
That was more of a.
To me, that's more of a spinoff, I guess I would say. I know it's before. Yeah, but so a prequel spinoff. It's just like, what are we talking about? It's not of a Spinoff I guess I would say
I know it's before
Yeah but so a prequel
Spinoff
It's just like
What are we talking about
It's not really a prequel
It'd be like following
Some Stormtrooper story
You know
They should do a prequel
Of Bill from True Blood
I don't know
No dude
How'd he get to
Bon Temps
You know
Yeah
How did he get to
Bon Temps
You know what's
One they're doing right now
Is uh
Cause Interview with a vampire You said that was good yeah i like it a new one but what
they did though is is very reimagined the words they use it's like the the the the stuff that
happened in interview with a vampire is now like it it already had happened and they're doing it
again like they got like the same guy that interviewed him is now older,
and he's like interviewing him again.
Like, hey, that didn't work out.
You know what they're doing it on?
The new Dexter season is Dexter as a kid.
There you go.
Nope.
That's where they fucked up.
But the dad is played by the Dexter, which is so confusing.
Well, no, not if you just know.
That is interesting.
Isn't that weird? That's just when you're like, you can Which is so confusing. Well, no, not if you just know. That is interesting. Isn't that weird?
That's just when you're like, you can't do anything else.
You can't just, I know you want to be alone.
I really will.
I will like that.
Yeah, so how did Dexter become a serial killer?
Well, Dexter was another one that went way too long.
But that season that they just did right now was great.
Great.
We got the ending.
It's pretty damn good.
It's good.
We got the ending.
The first few seasons of that. Lit. All's pretty damn good. It's good. We got the ending we wanted. The first few seasons of that.
Lit.
All the seasons are good.
He's making breakfast.
Yeah.
He just liked dark things.
I like dark things.
See, sometimes a show like that, where else can they go?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like they just count another serial killer he's fighting with. It's like, all right. I like that they where else can they go you know yeah yeah that's like they just kind of like another serial killer you know he's fighting with you know it's like all right yeah exactly
batman batman returns batman it's like batman how did he get to be batman dude yeah that's cool
well they can we already know that they did so make the movie of it they did it 75 times my point
that's my point and it was always better now they're not doing that anymore because it's like we know.
We know.
We know how
Spider-Man came about. We know how Batman
came about and we know Superman from Krypton.
It's like alright we're done. Do cheers. How'd they get
to that bar?
That would be dumb.
So bad. That's what Chris wants.
Yeah. Chris wants like when it was
just Two's Company.
Before they got their third roommate.
Perfect strangers.
Just no strangers.
Where is everyone?
Two's Company.
That's a good stretch.
That's it, kids.
We're done.
We did it.
We love you guys.
Thanks, guys.
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