The Golden Hour - To the HIM Mobile! | The Golden Hour #114 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: January 10, 2025

Erik gets annoyed when his friends recap episodes of the Golden Hour, and the guys talk meeting and working with huge comedians, their kids shenanigans and how funny they are, Erik's review of Joker 2, movies with a twist endings including M. Night Shyamalan movies, Ben Affleck's dong in Gone Girl, the Skip Bayless controversy, Sister Wives and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour Do you have friends that watch the show?

Uh, yeah I don't think so Okay, and does your friend that watches the show regularly like, do they hit you up? Are they like, yo man, you guys were talking about blah blah blah. No, not really. Okay I have a friend of mine that watches the show very religiously And then texts me all the time to try to talk about what we talk about Oh, and I've told this motherfucker countless times. Yeah when I leave here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm done. Well, no, it's not even that I'm not gonna do the recap show

I'm done. Well, no, it's not even that. I'm not going to do the recap show with you. He wants to recap every time. First of all, very grateful. You're very grateful for your friend who watches the show. But no, I will say this. No, but this is what happens to me. Because my podcast, my solo podcast,

I do a lot of what happened to end up as kind of bits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's just me. I'll be on the road somewhere and someone will be like, dude, suspenders! And I'm like, what? Dude, I don't remember. The whole day I'm like, what'd I say?

It's a blur. That's different. That happens, yeah, that happens all the time and I'm like, I have no idea. But will your buddy be like, Chris was so wrong on that, dude? Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really wrong, but yeah. But this is the thing, I'm like I have no idea. But will your buddy be like, Chris was so wrong on that dude. Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm really wrong but yeah. But this is the thing, I've told him, let me look at the camera because I know he's watching. I've told him so many times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've said, I don't want to discuss the show after the show is done. Right, now cut to me.

Hey, keep texting Eric about it. It's hilarious. Oh my God, Eric about it. It's hilarious. Oh my god, it's just. That's funny though, I know Jerry Seinfeld too though, so that's interesting, he does text you. I actually don't, wait, have I ever met Jerry Seinfeld? I don't think I've ever met Jerry Seinfeld, no. I saw him once.

I have. At a Cars and Coffee. Never met him, I don't think. It's weird, there are certain, any that you have never met? There's some that I've never met, but I do, when I- I mean Jerry Seinfeld's a big one, he was way before our time kinda anyway, so-

Big deal though. But like, no true, but like- The ones I've worked with, that I feel like, when I look back on it I go, oh wow, I actually did- Yeah. Like I've worked with Tim Allen. Ray Romano. Ray Romano. Big dog.

Jim Carrey. What? Oh, you work with Jim Carrey on Dying Up In. And Adam Sandler. Oh, my two faves. Like I've had these moments with these people. That's awesome. And I just go, oh wow.

You know what the one of that. But in the moment you weren't like that, right? No. Way after the fact. But it was, but this is the thing too, is like I have this picture with Jim Carrey Well, we're head-to-head. Oh, wow What's it was it? We were just it was like a press for I'm dying up here

And just having this like it and I think about it now I go and when I look at that picture now I just go oh man. No, that's why wait wait to your Wow, but even I remember you even like Put a cut your comment was fuck. Yeah. Oh really, yeah. It's a big deal, but wait till Wolf gets a little older and then maybe he'll get into something that Jim Carrey's into.

Like, my kids were into Ace Ventura and the Mask. And then that's when it's gonna get cool. They'll see something like, on their TV, they have some bullshit cable thing on there, so Fear Factor's always on, and Rogan's on there. And I went I went and they love it and I'm like, that's one of my best friends Like you know him like yeah, man That isn't even the picture but it was like we had some good times like do you know and it was like I remember Well, you both look in disguise too

Yeah, he looks like a chick there. He's my favorite. Yeah. Yeah, but I remember we were at like You know, he hadn't been back doing this kind of stuff in a while. No. See it right there, that's the picture right there on the bottom left. Yeah, remember, he was gone out of Hollywood for a while. We don't have to get into it. I know we're all on different perspectives on this stuff.

But this isn't vibing, but remember Jim Carrey went on Larry King with his wife at the time And they're talking about vaccines. Oh, yeah After that Hollywood was like Yeah, but but when you have kids the stats he was dropping him and Jay McCarthy, bro And Larry King was like well what and just trying to fire back him. They were lighting his ass up. But since then. There's a doctor. Before I remember, before every point, Jim Carrey went like this.

Pfft. Ha ha ha ha. There's a doctor that just got, you know, he got not disbarred, but whatever you call it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was talking about a study that they did, you know, for like 1,000 kids over a certain period of time, how like, you know, the ones that didn't take any vaccines,

they didn't have these issues that the other ones did. So, I mean, they're doing these studies now. There's a lot of research now. There's a lot of research now, because it just takes time, you know, when they wanna like, you know, it's like, I love when they do that, where it'll be like, okay, so these are these people we've watched for 20 years,

and now we know, but it's like for some reason they don't want these kind of things out there. They don't want it out there, it's big money. They don't want it out there. There's a study too on iPads, they gave a kid, they gave a case study on kids, it was 500 kids that got iPads from four to 10. Oh, I know.

And then ones that didn't from four to 10. Bro, if you look at that study and still give your child an iPad. I know. Dude, please send it to me so I can send it to Kristen terrible. You're terrible dad I do but every time I you're like, oh, that's ruining kids. I know I don't let them watch it No, but then I'm the bad guy. Well, yeah, because I mean like you got to be a back be at the back No, I understand. I know but I'm saying like you want me to come on create a friend. No, I know but no I know but Kristen is like

You know, it's like if a bunch of shit is going down, Billy's screaming, she's like, here, hold this, to cow the iPad. And not often, not often, but I don't ever let him do it ever. But I think it's a, so who was I talking to? I was at Adam Devine, he had like a July 4th part, whatever, and Anders was there, because he has two older kids, but older than Mike, you know what I mean? And the way he said it to me too, he was like,

hey, don't give your kid a phone or a thing. The way he described it, it becomes a part of them. Their personalities change so bad. Because what you're describing is different. I think what you're describing is different. Yeah. I think what you're describing is, OK, you can look at this right now. We do like, hey, for a half an hour,

you can watch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do that. But it's the kind of thing when you see what a kid is just no, no, no, no, no. And they're just at a fucking restaurant. Right. Yeah, no, no, no, no.

Because it's easy if you're at a restaurant, the kid's freaking out. Like, here's your iPad so dad and mom can talk. It's like, I get it. It's easier. I'm telling you, fucking that kid. I don't do that, yeah. Well, that's why you have to have the partnership

between you and your partner. United front. United front. United front. It's gotta be, or in the roles, gotta be like, okay, you're gonna be this person, I'm gonna be this person. Good cop, bad cop. Yeah, I've already decided, like,

oh, I'm ready to be like. I'm a British overlord, but yeah, when we do that. Yeah, I'm a dictator, when I say it goes. I don't think that's what we're doing today get in bed for your nap um like i like right now the issue we're having now is about like sleep training you know bro and she doesn't i got some story for you about what's her philosophy that if he's crying like it's harder i feel like it's harder for moms oh she's but the thing is way harder for me she's breastfeeding you know okay so she still does it oh yeah she connected so like so like when he's not in bed with her she's just

like I don't know where my baby is you know it's been like because remember nine months in the womb and now 11 months well yeah he's just been there the whole time but I'm sick of it oh well also they're getting bigger he doesn't look his kid is here you don't want bigger Sleep in the bed What's the doctor we talked about it was a doctor they do it I'm here up a lot like you have to so I keep telling like that shit, but she can't take it You'll start crying. He's like, you know, she says it to me as but but you know what? I just feel like it's gonna work itself out. It will because it's like Yoga ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah now he's just like yeah

yeah yeah let me sleep till you're till he's 16 not a big deal this big ass wolf in the fucking bed but he does this man now we have this thing when she does this you know when she's sick of him she'll be like go to dad you know he'll look at me and he'll crawl over and like he'll put his whole head here put his head here

yeah I love it though even though it's annoying I know but it gets to a crawl over and like, he'll put his whole head, he'll put his head here. Yeah, oh that's awesome. And I'm like, dude. I love it though, even though it's annoying. I know, but it gets to a point where I, are you a back sleeper? Yeah, well, yeah, no. See, I can't sleep on my back either, I have to sleep on my side.

But when he's in the bed, I have to sleep on my back. No, I can't sleep. I'm not sleeping. I sleep on my side too, but when you sleep on your back and sometimes you have to, try it like this, this shit will knock me the fuck out Oh this knock me out like you're like you're in the freaking a call on your coffin dude if like this I feel like you're snores. I go all right a knock the fuck out

So Billy is almost too slight flex and Both Calvin and Billy very good at sleeping. Of course we had a night nurse, but that's so we had a luxury. But like- Like night nurse money. Of course. But we have them for a few weeks and then they go away and then we do it and it's good so Calvin great Billy great it's Billy's gonna be two in April so

you know he's four months to three months his sleep regression we went to Phoenix for two nights flew back ever since we've been back on the 24th, it has been. He's waking up? No, dude, it's not even that. Yes, but putting him to bed is just like. It's a fight. He's like, watch this motherfucker.

Yeah. I mean, he is just, and he knows how to say da da too. So now he's not, it's a different level of screaming. He used to scream, but he reached a new level. And he's just- A more alarming level? Yeah. It's like, da, da, da, da, da, da.

And then just last night he started saying, mama. And dude, I went in there and I go in, the second I walk into it, it's like someone, it's like someone just hit him with a trank dart. He just goes... As soon as I walk in he goes... And then I'm like, and then I go to like touch him and he goes... Yeah, get off me.

Yeah, I'm like, dude, he just went in the room. So I'm now on the floor, like freezing, you know? And then I'll wait like, you know, 10 minutes, I get up, as soon as I get up... Dude, it's unreal, dude. And then he'll do it at like, I get up, as soon as I get up, ah! Dude, it's unreal, dude. And then he'll do it at like, in the middle of the night sometime, I gotta get up. I'll bring him into Calvin's bed,

I got me and Calvin and Billy. Dude, it's, I'm not sleeping. We're gonna get a queen bed to put into his room. Yeah. That's loaded to ground, you know? Yeah. And then, cause we saw a thing where it's like, you take him in.

Well dude, yeah. If you have a big bed, you take him in there and then you can sneak out. Calvin got rid of his crib real early on. He was sleeping in a bed real early on. Billy, I don't know what we're gonna do. But yeah, you can actually make the, especially that way, you can make the transfer.

It's not so hard. I don't know, but I can tell though that it is hard for Rachel. She likes being, you know, she's like, you get used to it too, it's like that's a long time. Also that's the thing, when he's yelling, Dada, Billy is such a daddy's boy, it is cray. Dude, this morning, Kristen comes over,

I'm holding Billy like this, Kristen comes over. Oh no, Billy was over here, Kristen comes over here, and Billy goes, uh, uh, and he's like, Dada! And then he goes like, she hugs me, and he goes like this. Pushes her off me, gets on me, and he's just, I mean, it's so funny. They don't wanna admit it, but they're jealous as hell. Hell yeah.

Because this kid's 11 months, and he says Dada all the time. He looks over and when I'm not in the bed or there, Rachel's like, he looks over, all he's saying is dada, come get him. It's probably because you're not there as much as she is and it's like special when you're with her. And you're fun.

Yeah. And you're, yeah. You're fun. Also his face for babies is like cocaine, are you kidding me? It's a good time. Just want to grab his ass. Are you kidding me? I mean, is that a compliment? And your, yeah, also his face for babies is like cocaine. Are you kidding me? Just wanna grab his ass. Are you kidding me?

I mean, is that a compliment? I never thought you were backhanded. For babies it's good, you kill in the baby community, but do it. Yeah, seems fun to, it's great, you know? He's like just watching them like, it's just weird watching the development of things cause this kid, like I don't believe him when he cries now.

Oh no, no they know what's up. How's Billy now? The wolf who cried wolf? Yeah, yeah. No, no, because this is what I'm saying. He'll be like this. Yeah, yeah. But I'm holding him and I know,

and I do a thing to make him dance. He'll go like this. Yeah. Exactly. And I'm like, oh you don't fake her. Oh cool. Oh yeah, that's right. Billy, my Billy I'm like, she just turned a year in November. Oh, cool. Oh yeah, that's right. Billy, my Billy, will go like, dude, my Billy, ever since one, he's been going like, bro,

check out this face he makes, the most advanced face. Only adults make this face. He goes like this. Bro, are you kidding me? He'll be upside down soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's, I'm like, you know you're doing shit? Yeah. Are you kidding me? He'll be upside down soon. Yeah Like he's I'm like, you know, you're doing shit. Yeah. Oh, bro. He makes such an advanced faces. It's hilarious But there's another thing I'm noticing too is like they figure out

You know like so we have all these these freaking cabinets. Mmm. So annoying. Yeah, just open a shit already He already heard his yeah, of course. Of course. Now he's like, you know, you the locks on the cabinets. No. Yeah. Well, you just moved you got to get them though Yeah, I know but what I did was I got Baby gate. Oh, yeah Because we have too many cabinets like no, no, let's just not let him go in here That's smart course, you know, but it's like but when he does he'll open. Oh, yeah, it's too funny, man Yeah, you just open it's so fucking And then he's just like, you know, taking everything out.

I know. And then put everything back. I know. It's so funny, dude. I'm just like, keep him busy. Yeah, just go, okay. Do your thing, man. We just gotta keep like, you know,

the rat poison out of there. Yeah. Right. Dude. I mean, every day is a fucking riot. I can't believe like people, like, I know that people are like, look obviously if you have money it's easier to have kids

but my god it is so fucking funny dude. They are so funny to fucking god damn be around dude. How come people don't lead with that? I know. As parents. They always say like. How funny the kids are? Just how funny it is that they,

I mean Calvin would just be like I'm really disappointed and Why and he says cuz my friend at school has the same water bottle as me and it's really confusing Are you kidding me cuz you're just watching their brains work I know that's what it is I know well you know the thing too man is like, it is like you know, economics plays a role. And I'm sure there's people out there that like, you know you have two parent household,

which is like so important, and I'm sorry that people that can't do that. Yeah. It must suck and I know how to, because I grew up like that, and now what I'm seeing from myself, I can't even like, it's crazy. But you know, the thing is, is like,

if you don't have a career, you know what I mean? Like if you don't have a career, like something that, like if you're like a lawyer trying to get your own firm, I don't know if you should have this job. Like you know, people talk about, job is being a dad, you're saying? No, no, no, I'm saying healthcare.

No, no, no, I mean childcare. Because let's say if you have a two-parent household, and you have a two-parent household, and they talk about how expensive childcare is. Yeah. Yeah. Then it's like you go, is it cheaper to have one parent work and the other one stay at home? Right, right, right, right.

So it almost breaks even, or it's cheaper to stay home. Unless they're working on a career, yeah. It's almost better, but I gotta say, if it's just a job, you gotta give up your dreams. I say don't do it. Well, yeah. Well, give up your dreams. I'll tell you, it's getting really hard for you.

Give up your, no, no, no, no, but that's not what I'm saying. If you're chasing a dream, I get why you're doing it. But then there's the detrimental to like, Don't just work as a waiter or something. Yeah, but if you're just doing like, this is my job, I'm assistant manager at Kinko. And I'll tell you, it's getting, and I'll tell you, You don't just work as a waiter or something yeah but if you're just doing like this is my job I'm assistant manager at it's and I'll tell you it's

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And he's not into chicks at all. Really? Yeah. Isn't it weird? Yeah. Isn't it weird? Miami Metro PD it's tough for him and he's not in the chicks at all really yeah yeah yeah yeah he fakes like he likes chicks they hug him he gets all stiff like my brother weird place to not be in the chicks to Miami yeah it's just like dude he doesn't know how to act I don't watch the new one yet I feel so you're gonna talk no I have a new one I have a statement to make it's so finally watched a certain movie Because it came on an HBO and I didn't hate it. Oh joker to Joker to really I didn't hate it I watch it and I was like, oh I get it. That's cuz you went in with such low. That's true that

You're like this could be the worst movie ever like that. It wasn't terrible, you know, and it's in the same Act right. It wasn't even like the singing was, it was like a musical. No, it was, everything was in the person's head. The way you did it. It was very artsy. It was boring. There was parts of it that was very boring.

I still have no desire to see it. They didn't film it in, it wasn't a lot of sets. I feel like it was a money grab in a sense, too. They let us keep the cost down. Low budget, yeah. But again, I feel like they, it was a money grab in a sense too, they let us keep the cost down. Low budget, yeah. But you know, again, I didn't hate it. So I'm definitely, I can see it, my mother-in-law, she watches everything, she goes,

Miho, Miho, two hours I'll never get back in my life. Ha! And she doesn't hate on anything. Miho, no. The first one was Spook and the Doge. Yeah, it was. Yeah, I want, I want to finish Dexter and then I wanna watch the original one and they're making another Dexter. Another one, I want to finish Dexter and then I want to watch the original one and they're making another Dexter.

Another one, I know. What? Like a season 7? He already died twice by the way. They were like, psych, and now they're just like, psych again and they're like, it doesn't matter, let's just make it. But when you watch the new one, they show him in the car. The Dexter universe.

Like he was shot and surviving. And that's how it starts. Right. But um. I love Dexter. Me too. I haven't started watching that. I haven't started watching the new one. It's worth it.

Dude, you watched all the seasons? Yeah. Dude, I saw Sam, oh so I'm on five now. Four is like such a fantastic season of a show. Is that with the Trinity Killer? Yeah, the best. Five is dog shit. It gets bad.

Which one was that? I've never seen such a drop off. It's the one with the... Yellowstone had a drop off like that. I feel like Breaking Bad had a drop off like that. No it did not bro, that's crazy. Dude, wasn't that episode with just the fly? Yeah, one episode.

No, no, no. No, you're crazy bro. No, Breaking Bad is unbelievable, the whole way through that is crazy. You, no, no. No, you're crazy, bro. No, Breaking Bad is unbelievable the whole way through that. You have to say that. See, I've never done this. I've never watched a series again. Neither have I.

Dex or first one. Oh, it's all I do. Oh, I've never done that. I've watched Game of Thrones four times. Now that's sad. Now that's sad. What he is doing is sad, but I've done it once.

Isn't it better the second time? Some parts, yeah. Some aspects, yeah. Some aspects, yeah. It's way better. It's not better, you just, it's better. Some aspects, though. It's better, yeah. No, but some aspects are because, like,

let me tell you. There's details you miss. Let me tell you something, let me tell you something. Have you ever seen Arlington Place? What's that movie with Jeff Bridges? Is it Jeff Bridges and Tim Robbins? This is the point I'm gonna make here. Arlington Road. Arlington Road. Or Arlington Road. OK.

So in this movie, I've seen it twice. OK. The I'll do it without a spoiler, but it's been out since the 90s. I know. But it's a spoiler. All right. OK. OK. Bruce Willis was dead in the end of the movie.

I don't spoil RoboCop. The movie, there's this whole scene, there's this whole scene where, you know, Tim Robbins is a bad guy, Jeff Bridges is a good guy, he's trying to track him down, and at the end of the movie, I mean, it's like 25 minutes where Jeff Bridges is like driving around trying to find this bomb, right, to defuse it,

because he knows about this bomb. Oh yeah. And he drives into the fucking place where he thinks it is, and then they're like, you're acting crazy. And finally they're like, they lift his trunk open and the bomb is in his trunk. And if it wasn't for Jeff Bridges,

now of course Tim Robbins is the bad guy, he put the bomb in there. But if it wasn't for Jeff Bridges acting crazy and driving to the actual place with the bomb in his car, it would have exploded. So at the end of the movie you're like oh Right I watched that movie and you go what a fucking crazy ending that's amazing, okay But then I got thinking that ending is 20 minutes long if the whole time I knew the bomb was in the car and for 20 minutes long if the whole time I knew the bomb was in the car

It's and for 20 minutes. I'm like It makes a movie better it makes a movie better Don't you mean you know I'm saying so so now you're watching a movie a second time and you're like I can't believe so in a way It's better. I have that I just made a reference to the movie, but I agree with the M9 Shyamalan with Bruce Willis Signs which one? So now when you watch Mercury Rising when you watch it the second time Yeah, you watch the second time now you're like this kids alone. Yeah, well, that's like Shutter Island. Exactly

Oh, this kid's alone. Yeah, well, that's like Shutter Island. Exactly This kid's alone the whole time. Yeah, he went on a bus by himself. It's kind of sad. He went to a funeral Crazy, it's like it's insane. He's crazy. You know, it's like you just go on this poor mom has this crazy kid So I know what you mean. Yeah, you look at certain shows are better a second time I wish they made that movie the way I said though the second time because I think it would have been better No, I think they should leave it as it is. Surprise endings. I'll tell you this much surprise endings I guess they get people talking but it makes most of the time it makes the movie worse I think I think you should know every example. I just did outside Arlington Road from 1994 classic Is it?

You have any others others I what has this uh well I think a ton of Shyamalan movies are trash because of it I mean he should just you should just I mean we don't care anymore I don't by the way he's one of my favorites so I'm not you know it's three good movies not great every movie he makes is worth seeing it doesn't matter over there so many times but but Shutter Island's one if when you like we know what's going on you watch twice like this is wild it's course way better I mean he's a different level yeah but I yes funny I like I just realized something I will fight club I'll watch

I think fight club arguably better if they did it that way I think fight club is better if you know what's going on that's what I'm saying I think that's what I'm saying I think my club is better it's all right you Club is better. Nah, I disagree. It's all right, bro. You need to watch it twice. That's the whole point of it. These are all movies that like, they basically have a twist. So watch it a second time, you see everything.

Let me see what else. Prestige would be a good one. I can't remember what the thing was with that. Keep going. Memento, terrible. I was never a big Memento fan. I know what Prestige is. Shout out to Shout Out to Shout Out to Shout Out to Shout Out

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And his dick. Yeah, start off as a book. And that's that's Dick and Gone Girl's crazy. Yeah, it's popping. I forgot it was in it. Oh yeah. It swings onto the screen and you're like, legit, so.

You know why I forgot? You know why I forgot? Because it ain't shit to me, probably. Ah! You remember. I do forget. Oh, Usual Suspects? Oh yeah, come on, that was great.

It's weird because these movies are classics and they become classics because the ending is such a fucking iconic thing, Kaiser Soze, but I don't know, man. Dude, Seven? Oh, that's a good one. Seven? What's in the Box? Can I tell you something? What's in the Box?

Seven is one of the greatest like psychological thriller films ever that mess with you ever. The thing is like you never see what the guy does only the end result. Yeah. And that makes you think of how this happened. The Seven Deadly Sins. I think Seven should get more credit. It gets a lot of credit. It does get a lot of credit. I hate how rainy it is. I hate how rainy it is the whole time. It's just all rave dave fincher is good, but uh, uh, very very very good He's the best. Yeah, I mean fucking I love what's it called. I love it, dude I wish it why not do I don't know but um, because he's too crazy. Apparently he's expensive though, but I but uh, Yeah, that that seven is just

Speaking of crazy, have anyone been following what's going on at fox sports? No, I know nick has But yeah, that seven is just, need more credit. Speaking of crazy, anyone been following what's going on at Fox Sports? No. I know Nick has. Joey Taylor? Oh no, I saw a thing about it. Skip Bayless?

So apparently there was a stylist for years on there, Skip Bayless offered, this is according to her, who knows what's real. Yeah, I mean. This isn't all the accusations. There's no way. She said, Skip Bayless for $1.5 million sleep with her and she's like, don't you have a wife?

And he's like, aren't you Muslim? Like, doesn't your father have like five wives? What are you talking about? That's what she says. I mean, there's no way he did that. 1.5 is just ridiculous. And he also was joking if he did that. Yeah, and then the other thing is,

and this is why I don't get how this is in the, in the, all this shit. In the mix with that, yeah. Because they're also like, yeah, Joey Taylor slept her way to the top, it's like, okay. Who's that? That's the girl that's saying this? She's the host, and she was sleeping with one of the hosts

and then one of the executives at Fox Sport. My whole thing is like- Why, she didn't do anything elite. The only thing that's shady as fuck is, she goes up to Joey Taylor, this is according to her. She goes, hey, you don't wanna be sleeping with the executive and the talent, like that could be a bad look for you.

And she goes, no, no, no, it's fine, cause now that executive can't get rid of me, I'll just say, I'll just, me too. Yeah, well, no, look, here's the thing about it. Here's the thing about it. Who do they say she slept with? That, uh, Ocho? Ocho? Emmanuel Ocho. Yeah, no way. Yeah

What and then and then they now people go and then he's deleting them off his Twitter Because there's a bunch of videos him be like shout to my girl Joy best in the business, you know, like all this crazy Wait, but hold on though. I watch those shows religiously. I watch I watch speak every single day Oh, wow, I watchedility, the one he's on every single day. Yeah, doing seven of those. And I'll tell you something right now. Emanuel Archer and her were always at odds on the show.

Yeah. They were like, they were like, but what I'm saying is this though. Yeah, off the show they weren't at odds. What I'm saying is like, who cares if they were both. That's what I'm saying. I don't get it. Who cares if they were samey together?

And then why you gonna slut shame Joy Taylor, who I know, Joe, she's great. I don't know why you're gonna slut shame a thing? And then why you gonna slut shame Joey Taylor who I know Joe. She's great I don't know where you're gonna slut shame it's and they're like, oh, she slept away at the top. It's like Yeah, yeah. Yeah Okay. Well, look that's man. I don't think that's a real thing if that's business I think it's a real thing, but look bad, but it shouldn't be out there for everybody to hear If you're mad if you're this is the kind of thing that I can't stay because if you're he's also talented. If you're mad, if you're, this is the kind of thing that I can't stand. If Joy's also talented. Thank you, that's my point. If you're mad at people for using power to have sex with women, then you have to be also mad at the women

that fuck their way to the top, dude. No, but my point is you shouldn't be mad at any of it. Fine. That is totally fine. And I'm not saying- Now, Joey Taylor taking advantage of- But I'm saying there are people that are like, the top executives are using the, and then what about the women that did?

They are fucking you too. Those women are fucking you out of jobs. But you shouldn't be mad at any of it. But hold on, but hold on, but hold on. Understood, if that's the rule, then okay. But wait- And I'm fine with it, I don't give a fuck. No, no, but Chris, the point,

up until the Me Too movie, the people that were getting the most slack for it were the women sleeping on the top. Up until the Me Too movement. Yeah, what I'm saying is, up to that point, it was like, oh, that girl slept her way to the top. So it was always shaming that person. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right,

right, right, right. Now they're doing it. True, I guess, yeah, true. But also right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right know they don't say shit. Well, no, I know they don't say shit And I don't I don't know sure they I'll be like, yeah, I know I bet it bro who gives a fuck I got you suck dick you become Batman. Okay fine, but it's like I don't know if it's bad, you know the sex is a really weird thing when it comes to in the workplace because you know Something that's not necessarily illegal doesn't mean it's not immoral or something to some people so if you're gonna put it on the table and

be like oh because this is also the other thing that women are attracted to dude with power correct you know what I'm saying so look at you look at um what's his name uh the guy wwe fucking man bro that shit is a little over the top. Yeah, he took it over the top No pun intended if that's if all that shit's true. That guy is ridiculous That guy that guy is ridiculous. He says the n-word and shit like as a character. He's a lunatic some outliers, but My point is Skip bail is saying I'll give you 1.5 to sleep with me. Oh, yeah, don't you have a wife? Aren't you Muslim in a joking matter?

It's like when Chris Hardwick at the at the fucking when they tried to get on him for saying like oh when could my wife Have sex again when she was giving birth afterwards and they tried to make it a whole big deal. It's like he was joking, dude. I Think that what you're talking about us a 1.5 is ridiculous Fucking page 1.5. First of all, I think it's more nuanced.5 is ridiculous especially fucking page 1.5 me first of all I think it's more nuanced it is more nuanced yes because I think that it's one thing for a woman to be attracted to someone with power yeah that's a whole different thing right attracted to what they do their success I think that's why I like that's why I'm in a relationship so right? Yeah, you way out-kitch your coverage. It's different from a person who like, they just were like, oh I'm auditioning.

Oh, I have to come read at, oh okay, you want me to come read at a hotel? Of course that's different. No, no, no, I'm not saying, no, no, no, but what I'm saying is like, it's like when you're, you were never attracted to this person. Yeah.

You know, it doesn't matter. Like, I always think to myself, Harvey Weinstein had such, like, lack of respect. Well, that's awful, yeah. No, no, no, for his own projects. So, like, you're making a project, and you think, like, well, this is gonna be great. I want this to be the best thing ever.

He had so little respect for it that he thought, well, here's just one role, I don't care who's in it. Whoever fucked me is gonna get this role. How little respect he had for them and his art. But to that same point, like if Joy Taylor, who's a talent, right, and she gets to Fox, and for whatever reason, this executive, she's like, I'm down to do it, and I get along further,

okay, yeah, but I don't know if that's the motivation. See, what I'm saying is we're assuming someone's motivation because of the circumstances. Have you seen the Fox executive? Hey, it don't matter. You can tell, you can tell. The motivation. That's unfair to that guy.

No, he's not. We can be very clear here, we can all pretend that that's a good looking dude, he's not. The reason she probably slept with him, look, come on. I mean, dude, his upper lip is banging. Dude, I honestly think that that guy's an 11. No, he's a four.

He's a four, but also like, okay, so she did it, okay. Also that kind of, come on, that kind of woman doesn't like that kind of guy. Of course not. I don't know. You never know no we do know good jokes. No. Hey, dude. That doesn't matter. You got to hear a manual a chill. Okay glazing Yeah, he's been glazing the whole time Hold on pause it if you want the comedy is Jason Whitlock cuz he was on there, you know, he's just this Troll of a dude and he was like I like Jason. Well, I like Jason on there, you know, he's just this troll of a dude. And he was like. I like Jason Whitlock. I like Jason, me too, I love him. I like Jason, I had him on my podcast. Listen, wait, Jason Whitlock was,

started the show Speak For Yourself with Marcellus Wiley, another buddy of mine. I like both these guys. The ratings were great and they got fired. No, no, no, he, Jason Whitlock wanted more money and they didn't give it to him. They fired him. And then they brought in Emmanuel Ocho with Marcellus.

And then that show turned into something like Marcellus Will say it himself. He's like this isn't what I wanted to do and then but Jason Whitlock's great on this He's like I knew when I was at Fox. She has that caramel skin and big tits are out. I know what's going on here He's like a rec well, that's a quote. He's like what'd he say? He's so funny. No, he's you gotta watch us and he any blame Shannon sharp get that opportunity because she's got a big pair of cans and she's according to she according to she's willing to

Let people enjoy those big cans of her since caramel skin someplace else Wow Jason well I analyst he goes she has big hands, that caramel skin, tits are out, he's like, I knew it was trouble. But bro, why, it's like dude, the whole fucking, I watch that shit, I watch an episode of Selling the City or whatever, and it got the fucking, the realtors on there and they're all like hot and shit, and I'm like, and I'm watching the thing. That's what sells, daddy. No, and I'm watching the thing and I'm like, if these women were ugly, I wouldn't even click on this. No, of course not. That's why I don't watch Sister Wives.

They're ugly. Well, that's why nobody watches them. They belong together, you know what I'm saying? Like that show is so unwatchable. I don't care about this weird guy and his four ugly wives. Like get some hot bitches in here and I'll be like, ooh. You know what, there's a new show on them rage watches and it's about these secret lives of Mormons.

That's what it's called. And they're all hot. And you just go, oh, okay, this is a watchable thing. Play this, Nick, the same glazing and I like joy I think Joy's about rehearsal for the new show speak and I gotta take a moment to shout out my co-host Joy Taylor a woman a black woman daily show Sports do you all realize how hard it is to get into the position that she is in?

So often there's misogyny and sexism running We don't even care what women have to say in sports. This is a year ago. He's not only in the position on television as a woman, as a black woman. This is a year ago he wrote this? So not just asking men what they think, but providing their own unique and distinct insights. Well this was after they again changed the show from Speak for Yourself to Speak. This might be after he clapped him cheeks. So you say he you say he hitting it back then. Oh, yeah Yeah, that's that she's in the back seat. Yeah, that's hilarious. She's giving him a head

Like this, but the end of the video he's like we got redo it. I saw the top of your head Wow, that is okay, so wow, that's funny Um, wow, that is, uh, okay. So wow, that's funny. Yeah, it's interesting. But the thing that, but, but, but, but here's the other thing about joy. Why did this all come out? Is it, it's the other girl. It's the stylist. Yeah. All this. So who knows what comes of it. But then also remember Joy Taylor, her brother is Jason Taylor. One of the greatest football players of all time. If you just assume that she had to do this,

I'm not saying she slept her way to the top, but if you don't assume that he can't make one fucking phone call to the Fox executives and get his little sister a job, you don't know how it works. She started out in Miami. She started in Miami. Yeah, so it's like, I mean look.

Her brother is one of the greatest football players of all time, well connected. But what Joy does, He can make one call. I'm assuming what Joy does, you can't be dog shit at it. Right. Yeah. So who cares? She's on a, so they made it. Do you know Molly from First Take?

They made a new show. Beast, super talented. They made a new show called The Facility. So Emmanuel Archer went off with Shady McCoy and James Jones and Chase. And you watch that? Yeah, I watch it every day. Interesting. I love that shit.

I love sports debate shows. And then, yeah, so what? I've never seen one. I'm waiting to start your day, man. Just outing. I've never seen one. Well, they're not outing. Especially with Stephen A. Smith. No, you know what's so funny is?

I watch my day, I start my day. Every day I wake up, I watch 20 minutes of The Faculty with Josh Harden. I stop watching. See, I start every morning, every day I wake up, I watch 20 minutes of The Faculty with Josh Hartnett. I stop watching. See, I start every morning with The View. No, I stop watching... Stephen A. Smith? I stop watching that show.

He yells to me. No, since all this stuff, whatever was going on, and now it's just, it's unenjoyable. There's so much, I'm just like, especially because he has a podcast now and he's a completely different character. It's also, but also, ES Benz has gone too far that way where you're like, what is happening? It's just like they're all monsters and the fucking gymnasium at the end is crazy.

You know what's so funny about The View is then the Rogan and them go on there and talk about The View. They always talk shit about The View. But they're The View. Rogan, Roman, Ari, and Shane Gillis, they're the male view, you know what I mean? Yeah, but. It's like Whoopi Rogan.

You know what I mean? Norman's the hot conservative chick. You know, Ari's the sunny, who has some weird ass takes. And Shane Gillis is joy. Be funny if they change the set to where it's... Yeah, it'd be so good. They're the fucking male view. That's hilarious. Well, I mean...

I mean, now what? The view's just wild because they accused January 6 of the same as the Holocaust. And when I saw that I went, these bitches are good. It's so disrespectful. It gets views though. To the six million Jews that have been killed. Well, that's up, these bitches are good. It's so disrespectful. It's so disrespectful. It gets views though.

To the six million Jews that have been killed. Well that's up, six million's up for debate. Here you go. It was so. God, God, God. Nick, am I crazy? Yeah, you're crazy. I don't know, I don't know.

I wasn't there. Anyway, regardless, it's still disrespectful. Do the number. You can't call somebody, like, relating anybody to Hitler. No. It's like, Trump, you know who's more Hitler than Trump? That CEO that got killed, okay?

Because probably 50,000 people were killed because of him denying care. Like that's more Hitler than fucking Trump. You know what I mean? Like what are we talking about? Stop saying that shit! I'm glad you've come around, Eric. I've never not been around. No, yeah yeah I don't think people say that anymore do they

not not not well it doesn't work anymore but even who was it the the raging Cajun the guy who's like the mr. Democrat voice he was like we fucked up because we are our whole our whole propaganda was how bad Trump is and we didn't identify yeah oh yeah it's like can we missed it by the fucking mile idiotic. Yeah Yeah, I just you know the view like I think the views just rage bait at this point I'm there but that's that yeah, you know what you say know it for say what you want about her She's a smart lady. She knows that's not me. January 6 is nothing like the fucking Holocaust right so she does that and then we're all talking about,

we would never talk about the view here. They're the four most hideous women you've ever seen on TV. We would never talk about it, ever. You got four warlocks. Three and a half. Sometimes the conservative chick is always like, I don't even know what's on it. She's always the hot one.

Yeah, conservative chicks are way hotter than Democrats. Conservative chicks are hot because they don't want to be men. God, you guys, you guys are fucking coming around, man. No, I've always thought this. Thanks, thanks. I'm not, I'm not. No, no, you're talking now, like there's this society. No, no.

No one's like, I've always been too Trump. You guys see me on stage over here. I've never not been. I'm not saying I'm Team Trump or not Trump. No, you are. No, I'm not. I've always been Team Trump. You've guys seen me on stage over here. I've never not been. I'm not saying I'm Team Trump or not Trump. No, you are. No, I'm not. I'm just saying, conservative women are hot because they're women and they wanna be women.

They're concerned with women. You know what I mean? Like, it's, I don't know. I mean, obviously, if you say that in certain circles or if you put that online, it can be taken out of context but like it's just true like you I'm just saying where was this energy a year ago from a lot from a lot not you guys but a lot of people oh yeah oh yeah it's like where's that energy now yeah oh oh now oh now you're pro this stuff yeah you see a year ago where we're

on I'm not gonna call anybody out You know who I know you're talking about Always talking about oh now you want to talk about fucking retarded cuz I've been wearing my red cap for Red cap it is though. It's not though, dude. You want one? Would you know it's not I'll get you. I know you got a yellow cap on my name It's so silly that like oh you've been talking to me. It's just, oh you've been talking, whichever way the wind blows. It's the trend. Whichever way the wind blows, whichever is in fashion, you say oh now I'm fucking punk rock, I can talk about the things that,

cause it's safe, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off dude. It's the worst and you know who we're talking about and it's so silly and so awkward. That's the energy I like out of you Chris. No because it's like, fuck it, I'm not gonna come out here and air the clip, but it's like dude, it's like and air the clip, but it's like dude It's like empty the clip, but it's like dude. It's it's like do it's so obvious

It's so it's so obvious people know the only people that don't care are the people that aren't really paying attention Yeah, and you know that they're full of Absolute horse shit. It's like you had a Yankees cap on two years ago. Now you're a Red Sox fan? Yeah. You know it's safe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

All right. Whichever way the wind blows, you're riding a bandwagon. And that's what's up, dude. And dude, and your boy will never cater. He won't. He won't. He's him. He's him, dude. Oh, you're talking about you.

He that dude. Fucking get in the him mobile, dude. Him, him, him, him, him, him, him. So fucking. Him. Turn on the air. Him. Bro, he's in the him-mobile. Well even my electric.

Tell him. He will not be. First of all, tell him. Cried by these bad wagon motherfuckers. Him. I bit him. Yes. Oh my god. Motherfuckers! Vrrr! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The titties are out dude! The top is down! I'm on the Himmobile dude. Fucking, hey dude are we missing turn? RIM! See ya!

Have fun speaking that shit on your podcast and now that it's safe National TV go ahead. I Am in the himmobile as a matter of fact motherfucker. I will tell you this dude himmobile. I am a Him former dude I am that Me as the himmobile I don't dude I've been him I The himmobile get in I

Don't do it. I've been him Fuck this man. I've been him motherfucker. I've been me too. I've been fucking ah Man, so go ahead. Is that where you live? Himalayas. The Himalayas, no. That's me waking up every morning in the Himalayas. Look outside, y'all bum here, let's go to the market. Ruh-ruh-ruh, him-him. Slim, slim. Yo, hey, what's up? Oh, it's him, it's him.

Yo, boys are wild. Yo, boys are wild. I, hey, hey, hey. Yo, boys are wild. I'm getting an applause break. Yeah, in a podcast. There you go. Thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you. Let's make that a clip. Here's your title, I Am Him.

To the Himmobile. To the Himmobile, dude. This is a heartwarming story. Being ugly. I'm exhausted. First of all. I'm exhausted after that. Dude, this is unreal.

I've seen it. Did you watch the YouTube video? I love this. I was crying. It's truly heartwarming. I love this. I really hope it's true. I guess it is.

Explain it to me like I'm a five year old. You don't have to, cause you wanna watch it? Or are we gonna talk about it? I think this is great. This is fantastic. See this and then we'll't talk about it. I think this is great. This is fantastic. See this and then we'll watch the actual video. But first of all, Kevin sent this to me and said,

never give up. So he was just trying to help me out. But it was very heartwarming story. You're unclean. You're unclean. What? He said to help you out? Yeah, so you know.

So don't stay down. That's hilarious. It's all hilarious for a friend to say to another friend. That's so fucked know. Yeah. So don't stay down. That's hilarious. It's all hilarious for a friend to say, you're not a friend of mine. That's so fucked up. I wish you did it on the group text. Me too. I wish you put that on the group text.

Girl comments on the video. I think you're kind of cute, to be honest. I mean it. She's pretty attractive. I think she's beyond pretty attractive. Wait, hold on. And he's a man? Yeah, yeah. That's a man. Yeah, yeah.

That's a man. Oh. It's beautiful. And now they got married. Now they have a kid. The kid came out. It's like, whoops. No.

Here's just a little taste of the video. So first of all, this is my microphone. So we can see why she liked it. So first of all, this is my microphone. So we can see why she liked it. It's quite broken and I've been drinking a lot of this right now. So we can see why she likes it. I'm sort of drunk and I'm feeling really down. See?

Like extremely down and I will tell you why. It's because my entire life I've been treated quite bad. I should also say, like, this is a warning, my English is not that good. It's pretty good, bud. This guy. I feel really alone, and I felt like I was gonna search YouTube for people with the same issue as me,

and that is being really unattractive. And I've been having lots of issues with that. Because every video I come across is with a really attractive or normal person. And they have no idea how it really is. So first of all, right now I'm putting up quite of a show. So if you. He goes for 20 minutes.

OK. He talks about 20 minutes. OK. He talks about all his experiences with women. He said he set up an algorithm on some Swedish Tinder where it would swipe 600 times a day, and he got zero matches out of 6,000 swipes. Wow. And girls would tell him just to his face, either you're ugly or you're not my type, which

is the nicest way of saying you're ugly. Right, right, right, right. But now he's married. And he has 400,000 YouTube subscribers. Well, as I'm looking at the guy, this reminds me of that, what's that movie where, not another two. She's All That?

Yeah, like She's All That. The Predator? Schindler's List, oh, She's All That. No, no, it reminds me of like, this guy. She's All That. The babysitter with Vin Diesel. She's All That. This guy just needs to like cut his hair.

But she's all that had a good canvas to start from. canvas to start from no no but this guy just needs to cut his hair and like fix himself up a little bit like you can see like there's a difference between like hideously ugly and this guy I mean I mean ugly is pretty ugly though ugly is ugly yeah you know he's not deformed he's not deformed. He's not the kid from 300. No, you're being. He's like lift your shield, he's like, there you go, dumbass.

No, I don't. I think that this guy just needed a little, it's all about his confidence more than anything about his actual look. Look at this. Dude, he caught him a baddie. Earlier, we were looking at the Joy Taylor situation and being like, you know, she would never be with an ugly guy, but this is okay?

Well, she, who knows? Is he the executive at Fox? Well, he's probably making a lot of money off his YouTube. Maybe this chick, you know. He might have a cannon. Honestly? He might have a giant ass, He would have mentioned it in the YouTube video right? Oh, no No, cuz no one seemed like oh come on. Do you got giant dick work with it? No you ain't gonna let that go

I have to tell you something though. There is one good positive thing about me I live in the Himalayas No, I have a huge penis. It's 12 inches soft. Look at it. 12 inches soft would just be a lot of fun. Let me see this though, Nick. Is this the action in life? Yeah, I haven't watched it. I just kind of want to hear. Hear her. Yeah. The European citizen, which means that our health bills were pretty high and she couldn't get a medical care that oh how has it been well it's been pretty rough and maybe I should like clarify some misunderstandings have been going on

that like maybe my husband didn't explain himself very well but the reason I went back were not just one reason were many reasons and one of them was my health and yes I was having anxiety and panic attacks. And I still have some anxiety left. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. That took a way to turn.

Maybe. I mean, maybe. Now I'm not a fan of either one of them. Well, I don't care, whatever. I just, you know what? It's like, once you know the whole story, you don't need to know the whole story, but that happened, that's beautiful.

He probably fucking cleans her box out real nice But I'm just saying a grateful title. I'm just saying he could probably cleans it out, right? Yeah There's something very good about me. I imagine when it comes to cleaning out the box I can I've been saying that late at night like with Kristen just watching shit like on TV I'll be like, oh fucking he cleans off her box, huh?? Dude, she, it's like she's falling out of love with me every time I see her. Hey, listen, if that's gonna be the thing to do, it's like, what are we talking about?

I know, I know, we've been through it. But, bro, and I'll do the characters, like I'll say, like to Angel, to LaGuerreta, I'll be like, I'll clean out your box later on, you know, in Dexter. And she's like, Chris! And I'm like whatever dude I hate watching all the Rachel's dumb shows yeah well I won't do it you know this one about like this secret lives of Mormons yeah first of all they're all on famous on tiktok right you know so like

this last up the girl they took one of these girls to a strip club and the guy's grinding up on her and then she calls her husband and she's crying, like I think they hit me with this thing. And he's all upset. And my thing is like, hey dumb fuck, you guys are on a reality show. Bye, bye.

You know what I mean? What are you talking about? Like, ugh. Look at these fucking people. I feel like those shows are such a waste of time. The fake is so. Yeah, I can't watch them. And then they had a scene where they all slept

with each other's husband or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But these are Mormon chicks? Like. That black girl in the middle is Mormon? This, yeah. Mormons have changed. This should be Sister Wives.

If this was Sister Wives, I'm in. Right, right. If they were each cleaning out was Sister Wives, I'm in. Right, right. If they were each cleaning out each other's boxes. I'm in. If there was one guy. Let's go get in the Himmobile. If there was one husband and this was all his wives, I'm watching that show.

I'm getting a minivan, the Himmivan. Dude. Nick, pull up the Sister Wives poster so we can see the Warlocks and his fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Troglodytes. The four of them don't equal ten? I said that joke earlier. I think they're like a nine and a half. Yeah, I did. And everybody missed it.

So I went back. Okay, go on. No, no, no. There's a better picture where you can see all of them. Oh, wow. Sister Wife, look at that. No, that looks like a fucking British show where the kid goes missing.

No, they all look the same. Look at that fucking... Look at that thing. Oh, my God. There's my boy Nick Davis. That's the guy who went to Overland High School. Shout out to the truck trip. at that fucking look at that thing. Oh my boy Nick Davis That's the guy who went to overland high school shot the truck trip. I went to high school with him They reached out like hey dumbass went to high school together like for reals

Like even that one is just like no, but the one is the other one. Well, you never see four bad It's always there that one This is the show they all look exactly same. The one on the far left. Oh, just regular people. That looks like a gerbil. The one on the far left was the original and she's all jealous of all the other ones. Just fucking regular dangular.

You see this show, you go, okay, yeah, you gotta have four D's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe only one of them. Look at the guy, dude. The regular, regular people, bro. That's four houses all next to each other. Or used to, I don't know now.

He's in some legal trouble, right? The commercial for it always comes up on these other shows that she likes to watch. And I'm just like, we just don't watch it and I don't know why. Damn, that dude backed him three twos. But he's reverse engineering his life. He just got some blank canvases, and now he's getting money and he's getting a mono zempic This dude bad

Starts go for me for some facial surgery one of them starting to look okay. Yeah one on the far right, right? This dude's well that that she I mean she's one years old but the one that to hold But aren't these fellas exhausted dealing with fucking three to four women? Bro. Exhausted. No no no no no no no. And they're not hot? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

And they're not hot? Wait wait wait. You can deal with these three ugly chicks, okay? Cause they're grateful? But you can't. There's no way to deal with just too high maintenance. Are you kidding me?

Oh, my God. I can't even. I don't know how people do it. Dude, hey, I don't think they do. How do you do one? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some of these dudes you see with their chick, you're like, oh, oh,

my, oh, my God, bro. I can can't win it I don't know but maybe maybe these boys are doing it right they get four twos and then they're just grateful and they're all just happy to be around the fortune so you got an eight three other wives is like listen we're trying to get to ten we need you. You put us over by one. We're at nine, I have five wives. It's just a lot. You as a two can really break this. It's a lot.

All right. All right, I do. Now, that's different. Yeah, that's so true. And that's what I'm saying too, you wouldn't be able to handle all that. No, no. That would be a nightmare.

No one could. It'd be a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Know what you want to. No, I don't, I mean, being married to'd be a nightmare. That's a nightmare. No, would you want to know? I don't I mean being married to one person is cool. It's a dude. It's a You know, I'll tell you this much man, I don't even fucking I Don't like I don't even like threesomes dude, and I've had them in my day obviously and like I just don't they're not like I'm not

You have to I mean you haven't I've had them in my day, obviously, and like I just don't, they're not, like I'm not. Hold on a second, hold on a second. Obviously. You have two, I mean you haven't, but. Obviously. No, I'm just saying, bro I'm a fucking comedian, I go, my past is crazy. But like, you know, it's like, it's like they're not, it's just like, it's too much, man.

There's a lot going on. One is great, you can. Your offense coordinator, it's a lot's like they're not there. It's like too much one is great your offense coordinator You're you're you're not the person I'm talking about. It's about like what that personality Thing is it's like it would be impossible, but I've buddies who have done the polygamy thing and I'm just saying even I've never seen somebody more stressed out like he was so stressed out. so stressed out all the time a buddy I'll take buddy Jesus you know he is but he yeah and I but he was juggling like four to five like tens and the amount of stress he was under all the time I'm like yeah dude this is why nobody does it yeah you think you're the first one that likes other chicks? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, dude, I mean, that's like you talking about Provo, Utah, and shit.

And like, yeah, if I lived in Provo, I would live in Provo alone, and it would be really cheesy. What's this, Nick? This is just, Nick Davis doesn't seem to have any of the problems you guys are imagining. Provo alone? Provo alone really cheesy. Just wordplay, you know what I mean?

In our household, the women are the breadwinners. That's the way we run things here. We? We like it to be structured. Oh, he's just, I went to middle school and high school. Oh, he's just. Look at the pants, look at the pants. We prefer it that way, honestly.

He's just a pimp. I would go crazy if I was at the house. Hell yeah. That's all he said. That would be. Okay, just that, that. Oh my God, I'd be dying. First of all, this freeze frame, I'm out. Okay, you're so shitty

Yeah, you bitch go to work What are we talking about dude, are you kidding me you He wakes up, goes, go to work. Yeah, this guy's like, yeah, you need a, well, you need to go to work, what you need to do? I mean, come on, man. Don't you, what do you got going on today? I guarantee you, she makes the most money. Yes. Yeah.

I'm telling you. She makes the most money in the house, I guarantee it. Give her 12 months, though, I'm telling you. What'd you say? Give her 12 months, though, like, look at her. Yeah, Ozenfe. The one on the right, the one on the right, she don't do shit. I'ma hook you up, baby. I'm telling you. What'd you say? Give her 12 months though, like look at this. Yes, Ozemphe. The one on the right, the one on the right. I'ma hook you up, baby.

I'ma hook you up, baby. Dude, hold on, this guy, he's not really all that. He's all right. Don't matter. Why? What are you talking about? They're grateful. That's the pimp mentality right there.

Yes. The fact that when she, when she was talking. Look at it with the Avengers on his shirt, that's what the women are like to him. If you go back to that video, he's in the middle and they're talking about like, you know, the women are the breadwinners. He was just looking at the camera like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's looking like this. I know they ugly but... Yeah, and I even have to hit her. I don't even gotta work.

Yeah. I ain't working. I'm staying home, dad. I'd just be playing Assassin's Creed. I would love to just sit and like play with Wolf all day. Hate on me all you want. I'd be in the cut playing Assassin's Creed. In the cut? Yeah.

Okay, Eugene Oregon. Fresno, I'll be in Fresno. I got it first, I got it first. Eugene Oregon tomorrow. Is that right? This comes out this Thursday. I'm gonna pump mine. Yeah, Eugene Oregon at the Olsen,

Comedy Olsen Run Comedy Club. I'll be there this weekend. I got a lot of dates coming up, so check me out too. I need to go to Covina, I need to pump these Covina dates. I'm doing Covina, I didn't realize I was doing like four nights or some shit. I'm doing Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

But yeah, Laugh Factory, and then I got a bunch of Santa Rosa. I got San Luis Obispo, Fresno I think is sold out. And you know, Denver and all a bunch of different places. Go to ChrisLee.com. Family and friends come to Denver. Oh yeah, yeah, let me know. Callan shooting his special at the mothership

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