The Golden Hour - Unblocked
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you ever met this guy oh i'm the dumb one you can't argue there's something about me
you have no idea what you're saying gang gang buzz buzz
one time when i was a kid i was with my brother and we were fucking roughhousing i mean i had to
be fucking my god he must have been four rough No, it was Ruffhausen between you guys,
because it sounds like Ruffhausen just means like
looking at each other and blinking once in a while.
All right, well, why don't I tell the story
and you decide if it's Ruffhausen or not, okay?
Okay.
Ruffhausen or not.
So we're Ruffhausen, okay?
And then now it's starting to sound
like a fucking German thing, Ruffhausen.
So I stand up and I, i i mean we were really young and um i i went to go
take my my penis out to fucking pretend to piss on him and i said i'm gonna pee in your mouth dude
oh and he goes like this and he goes like this no and you know like when you do a pump fake when
you're gonna punch someone to get them to flinch.
You did that with your wiener.
I did that with my piss,
but I was too young enough to realize
if I pump fake with the piss,
the piss isn't going to come back.
So I let it fly and he goes, no.
And it goes, no, right in his mouth.
And he goes, and he ran downstairs to my mom.
And I was going to get so much trouble.
So I literally thought in my head, I was like,
Chris, now's the time. just be more believable than matt and he ran down to the fucking kitchen he said
mom chris pissed in my mouth and i fucking very confidently said no i didn't that's fucking
ridiculous and my mom believed you says matthew don't make up lies like that dude i remember yep
i remember in school one time i don't know if lies like that. Dude, I remember, yep. I remember in school
one time. I don't know if I'm impressed with you or disappointed in your mom.
Some kid fought me at school one time, right? David Koresh.
And he won. I remember that. He beat your ass?
No, he didn't beat my ass, but he hit me first. And then I just closed my eyes and swung a couple
times. So I think in hindsight, I kind of made it more challenging on myself which i think was
that part was cool but i didn't i don't know if i hit him or not but anyway we had to go downstairs
to the principal uh and the lady the principal said um oh she's like you guys are in trouble
for fighting right and i said uh and i took control i was like no what happened
was a couple of kids attacked us oh and you got out like and there was no communication really
between the teacher that sent us down and the principal so i was like he and i just got caught
in each other's crossfire a little bit couple kids attacked us maybe gay kids or whatever right
like we were tango and cash together so we had to defend ourselves and they let it they're like
okay i'll just give you guys, they gave us a really
small thing.
Did you become friends after that?
Huh?
Did you become friends after that?
And that's how, honestly, that's how the video game Double Dragon came about.
I respect him.
I respect the kid.
What's he do now?
Uh, he's a cop.
Oh.
Yeah.
Now he's protecting you.
So you went opposite ways.
Full circle.
He's a cop.
Now he's protecting me.
Yeah.
No, well, he's actually not protecting you though, right?
What city is he in?
I used to have dreams and he threw a blanket on me when I was in a fire. He's in Covington, Louisiana. No, well, he's actually not protecting you though, right? What city is he in? I used to have dreams and he threw a blanket on me
when I was in a fire.
He's in Covington,
Louisiana.
Oh,
okay.
I used to have dreams
that he threw a blanket on me
after I was in a fire.
You still have those dreams?
Uh-uh.
I had a dream last night
where I fucking was driving,
I bought an 18-wheeler
and I fucking was driving it
and it rolled
and I made it roll
and I had to fucking get it repaired
and it was 150 grand.
Those are my dreams.
Oh,
Brennan likes rolls.
Oh, Brennan likes rolls.
I can't remember the last time I had a dream.
Huh?
Sad.
That's because you're drinking too much.
It is.
It's because you're drinking too much,
and something's wrong with your brain. It's the king and the sting.
Back up in the sting.
I just got a call that said they want to end the wing.
They got me working OT all night long.
How many times I got to make this song?