The Golden Hour - What you did was NUTS | The Golden Hour PATREON #52 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 25, 2024

The guys talk Chris fanboying over Liam Neeson's nose, nose infections, Taylor Sheridan stories, crazy kid stories, Elf on a Shelf, the new Dexter series, Denzel Washington impressionists, all new live call-ins including a guy who gets a gift he didn't want, a guy asking for advice on how to propose to his girl and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour background man yeah Eric Donkey I forgot to turn that off but oh you're good don't let Eric bully you there we go I dug the I gotta be nice to Eric I want to see what's going on I don't like I gotta be honest I do not like the blurred back

thank you whenever mine's on by mistake I take it off I don't like it I want people to see all the fucking dead cats behind me what do you got for us brother yeah so February here coming up I I am popping the question. Oh nice, good for you buddy. Well green. It's nerve-racking guys. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, you know, I can tell you it keeps me up for sure. But I'll tell you this, it's like when I watch The Ultimatum or Love is Blind. This is gonna be bad advice. No, it's not. Here we go. Buckle up for this guy. No, it's not. Hear me out here. Everyone acts like it's the biggest thing in your life. Do you have kids? No, it's not here. Here we go buckle up for this guy. That's not hear me out here. Everyone acts like it's the biggest thing in your life Do you have kids?

That it doesn't matter You know easiest to get divorced these days. It's so fucking easy. Don't get wrong. Give me a big deal It's so easy to get out of it unless you have kids if you have kids now, you're playing a different game What are you talking about right now? You're crazy Give a deal talking about the romance? You're crazy. The romance of it and his girl, he wants to do it right. But the business side is more of the, Hey, hopefully you make it. The odds are you're not.

It's so easy to get out of marriage. Worst marriage. I'm saying you shouldn't be stressed out. Putting a shotgun in his mouth. He shouldn't be so stressed out. It's easy to get out of it. Hold on Oh, that's not what this is about stressed out about that. He's act like it's too is like it's such a big deal We don't think of a deal. We don't know what he's stressed out about. Yes, been made twice. Yeah, I know I'm good at it You're fine no what I'm saying is you that jacket we Let him this is the shit. No, no the heated the heated one. Hey, I like that. I like that You cut him off I started talking about divorce

Talk to let him talk about what he's stressed about. And he knows Jiu-Jitsu. Because he thinks it's such a big commitment and it's not. That isn't what he said. He didn't say it yet. Go ahead. Go ahead, dude. I know I'm stressed. I'm stressed about getting everything on video and camera the way I need it to be.

So there we go. I'm way off. I'm way off. I'm way off. But we don't even know. Casey and Mark. off. I'm way off. We don't even know Casey and Mark. We know it's way off. We didn't even know the issue. This guy just shows a ring and Brendan goes, oh you can get a divorce, don't worry. You can hire a hitman and kill her, it's totally fine. Get an insurance policy order, you're going to be, say what are you talking about? It was a nuts what you did.

What you did was nuts. It wasn't stupid, it wasn't wrong, it was nuts. I'm crazy dude. That was what a crazy person does. That was a crazy take. So what's your idea so far? That was a crazy take. What's your idea right now?

This shit was crazy. Yeah, so we got a hotel booked in Monterey. Okay. Right here. I'm kinda doing like a, I phrased it as, my birthday's in January, hers is in end of February, let's do a night trip in the middle. Cool. Nice.

So, yeah, February 8th, we'll be down there, that's when I kinda decided to do it. The problem is when we go on trips, we don't, I don't do very many pictures, like I don't take pictures. Ah don't do that. So yeah, yes, until this situation where now I need to actually do photos because what I'm planning on is there's a coast, PG coast, you know, you go out there, there's rocks everywhere, you can climb,

you can like not climbing, you know, but you can just walk out there. I wanna be able to put a camera up, hit record, hey, let's take some pictures I get like what the fuck are you doing? I got a hot take these real quick No, hon, let me just push her off if it goes wrong Yeah, no, let me ask you this. Why is it so important to record record the moment? Is it are you doing it for you? Are you doing for her?

Cuz but the two most important people are there you record it for the gram for the parents record yours but I okay let me ask you do do do do first of all let me a couple questions before he's done they have a couple he's already asking us about the thing. I've got a couple questions. Does she have an inkling, an idea? Is it time in your relationship where she's waiting for you to ask her? It's like we're about four and a half years in. Oh, that's cool. Has she hinted like are we getting married? Oh, oh yeah. Girls. Yeah. For like a year now. She's like, you know, when

we get married. Oh yeah. She's a girl, right? You know? So, yeah. That's right. Okay. So so that tells me man I'm crazy no no I mean it tells me that like when you oh god you're crazy Eric's being stupid right now but you I'm just kidding who's that what's that just a man Nick you gotta get off this AI I do love it I honestly love it no no but dude I that like, she's gonna already have an idea, but it's okay that it's gonna be special. If you're gonna be, are you gonna be, are you trying to do this at a place

where there's gonna be nobody around? You guys, I want, I want to hear what he's going to say. The rest of it. Already said. No, but I- He's gonna film it, dude. He's worried about the filming of it, the angles. He already said, he said, if he puts out a camera, his girls are already gonna be he puts out a camera his girls are we gonna be like why you put out a camera?

Yeah, I'm gonna camera. He actually did not say that yes, he did He did it on the on the edit rewind Saying bro, she's knows I'm gonna go where you left off where you left off Okay, you're both right. I should say okay because Eric is correct I do need to know say that again, but he didn say it, but he didn't say he did say it all right. He said Eric is correct That's what he said all right carry on dude. Sorry fuck yourself. You're fine. Hey. Hey, you know what? If you don't get rid of that stupid take the need to dig one it's supposed to be okay, it's such a get rid of that stupid tink-a-dink-a-dink one. It's supposed to be... Okay? It's such a flaw. It ruins every moment. It does. It really does. Every time you want to go...

It should only be that! It's like, now it's for sure my favorite one. All right, carry on, brother. Please, carry on. Okay, so we don't take pictures. I'm gonna set up a tripod. Again, that's even an extra step right there. I understand. Up until this point do you have any prep or kind of saying like makes her she doesn't really know. It's tough because Eric said she does know but how to phrase it or when I'm putting up the camera where she's not like what are you doing like do you guys have anything to lead up. Now I understand the question. I already have. Nobody understood the question until you know For sir, okay, you know what I have a

He he wants to some friends some friends set it up before you know something very specific I got I have a tripod. This is just like a it's just like The new mean hit it. It's like a little like looks like a lightsaber. It's real somebody comes apart So if you had something like that if you had like a big-ass tripod and that would look weird But if you're just like oh, man, this is a beautiful spot. Let's take a picture I'm not you know you the vacation special you make it's about you to go Let me just put this up boom boom boom hit record boom, and then you just go by then you just do your thing I'm still confused. So what you want is this guy you want you film yours the least romantic motherfucker in the room me What are you crazy? This guy's talking about the business side of it is

Okay, I just try to use a stress fair You have to get in photography to photography right now Tell her you want a tripod or something for Christmas. You're taking pictures and then she won't be When you bring it out answer, it's a long it's the long play. It's long play. That's a very good answer Thank you be like, you know what? I kind of want to get into this I know not really a picture guy, but I think it'd be cool dude Leaves you because yeah be cool dude fucking Connardus Josh and then she leaves you cuz yeah he's gay that's not bad she goes ill so or could you tell the hotel to help you out hey

can you set this up at one o'clock we're gonna be out she'll see it though that's what it's gonna be it's it's not like where there's gonna be a bunch of people yeah it is out in the open yeah park and it's the rocks right there you just walk out into it so there's, I wanted to have a photography friend come out and do that. There's nowhere to hide. No, there's, yeah, no, that you're made if that happens. Yeah. Well, honestly, Nix is the long play,

but that's an interesting idea. Nix is probably the best idea. Yeah. No? You just bring the, you just get, No, if you bring, you just, if you have a mini thing with you, you just go, I'm bringing this just because, you know, we can get some good pictures. Hey, if you bring, you just. If you have a mini thing with you, you just go, I'm bringing this just because you know,

we can get some good pictures. Hey, if you're not a guy who takes pictures. That's like, I bring a samurai sword. A samurai sword? A samurai sword? And my wife and I are hanging out, all of a sudden I'm carrying a samurai sword, and she says, are you gonna kill me?

And I go, no. Why the fuck can't I bring the sword? I mean, did she always ask you to take pictures and you don't? Uh, 50-50. Sometimes she'll just take them and sometimes, why don't you take them with me? And I'm just like, I don't know. Oh, you could say, you know what my New Year's resolution is? Is to take more pictures. You're always trying to make me take more pictures.

That's what I'm fucking... That's cheaper and better than Nick's idea. Because it comes... That's what I was fucking saying! Hold on, you didn't fucking say that! This motherfucker, dude! He didn't say anything about New Year's resolution! I did and he's trying to get credit for it!

No fucking New Year's resolution! It's about doing something for her that she always asks for! You don't have to... That's it! You just tell her like, you know, you're always telling me to take pictures. I'm ready to take some pictures. It's less suspicious. It's going to be suspicious anyway. Then why is he going to do the New Year's thing? Then why is he going to do the New Year's thing? Why is he going to do my idea then? He's not a good enough actor. Look at this guy. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm going to be,

she's going to know. I'm going for rage clicks here, but all I'm saying is you're shooting the video for her to post right so she has it so what so basically I'm saying no no so what I'm doing is like hey let's take a picture I'll take one okay let's take another I'll set to recording and then do it as a you know so she doesn't know it's a video coming yeah yeah she's just thinks it's a picture to be great dude no matter what you do she's gonna love it want it candid for her. Yes Yes, exactly. Let's talk about that ring. Exactly. Let's talk with that ring again. See though

She so she doesn't want to like damn it's not gonna sparkle like it should but it's an emerald Yeah, she wants a gold band. Oh, so you got what she wanted So she's already told you like if you were gonna do this, this is what I want Uh, she will know I talked to her best friend basically. Like hey, you know, I know it's time. Like what, like what type, you know, of cut and stuff like that. My man's putting in work. Yeah, I know really.

Talk about the thought that counts, this is good. This is exactly what any woman would want. Yeah, listen, if Brendan wouldn't want that, Brendan would be like, I want you to be like this, right here, bring me some truck tires. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, tires. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah You guys Honestly do what's your name?

Halen all right Halen that you I've never been so there. I'm sorry about my friends, man You and I would have just nailed it Okay, I'm done are you talking about? Okay, I'm done with you. I mean, this fucking guy immediately just, I was just nuts. I was, it was guys. I was crazy.

He was dealing with his own shit, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Bringing his nonsense to your beautiful relationship. So sorry about that. It was crazy. And I've been watching a lot of- Murder shows or? No, not murder watching a lot of... Murder shows?

No, not murder. A lot of bad relationship shows. Yeah, it really triggered me. I apologize. Well, good luck, bro. Honestly, we'd love to see it. Can you also do this? Yeah.

Can you put up another camera so we can see you putting up the camera? Oh yeah, a little bitch ass putting it up and shit. We need it filmed. Yeah, we need it filmed you trying to be all stealthy. She's gonna love it. You know what I'm telling you this right now She's gonna love the effort. Yeah, that's all that but more than anything else as all the bullshit try this out Oh, no, Nick Nick has the faith the metal glasses just start wearing them now, and then that records it She doesn't know it's recording you don't get you any other fucking questions But then you don't get you all we care about is her dude. She's not gonna like that angle. Yeah, you're gonna be like

Double-chin form and yeah, yeah, I'm sorry listen these guys and come up with avatar 3 production. No ahead I said go ahead Tor 3 go ahead. What a jump, man. So we went from like putting out one tripod to a 3d production. Such a jump, dude. Oh my God, man. All right. Well, good luck to you. Keep us posted, dude. Please call back. Let's know how it went. Yeah. Imagine when Nick tries to propose, don't take my advice. It's going to be like AI. Not even a real woman. Yeah. He's going to be typing on the thing what are you doing she's like just a second I'm

gonna hold on bitch hold on yeah thank you brother good luck brother yeah good luck guys see you bye The end. Music