The Greatest Generation - Space Pinecone (S3E20)
Episode Date: September 14, 2016When low rent Michael Rapaport comes aboard, the Enterprise finds itself in a race to capture a living starship that the Romulans really want. Will putting Rapaport on suspension stop the mayor from b...reathing down Picard’s neck? How big can a banger get? What's this proctology exam going to turn up? It’s an episode where Ben and Adam have creative differences about the show.
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Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet. Engage!
Welcome to the greatest generation Star Trek podcast.
I'd like to ask you guys who are a little bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek podcast.
I'm Ben Harrison.
I'm Adam Pranaka.
Are you?
Are you?
Today I am.
I'm Adam Pranaka in the streets and something hateful that Twitter people are calling me in
the sheets.
Yeah.
I do get some hateful tweets, don't I?
Yeah, really do.
I'm hitting the block button lately.
Are you?
Because I saw I hit the mute button, but if you...
I recommended the mute button to you as a
effective strategy and I and then I
thought about it a little more and I was
like why do I want to give someone else
access to me? Who hates me? Let's talk
about anything else Ben. I could bring
us an even more uncomfortable conversation
if you if you're interested. Oh, boy.
Is it uncomfortable fun or uncomfortable awful?
Well, it could be an interesting peak behind the kimono for the viewers.
Well, we really love doing that, don't we?
So we had a little difference of opinion today, and when this episode comes out, this will
be an episode distant in the past, but you know, we each edit
roughly equal number of episodes and
occasionally, I think we both make choices that the other maybe wouldn't have made.
At all boils down to us trying to do what's best for the show and making creative decisions that
that reflect those sensibilities and in
moments where both of us cannot reach an agreement or we're not together or we're not talking, it's incumbent on
one of the hosts to make those decisions at the time. And so when the specific decision was made,
I had felt possessive about its original creation because it was a decision
that I made initially.
Well, let's be specific, so we're not dancing around it.
I think this is, and actually an East Coast West Coast thing, because you have a different
ice cream truck music than I have, and I dropped in a different ice cream truck sound for Kevin Xbridge and then I like chopped and screwed it to make it sound the way closer to the way the music box
sounded in the Kevin Xbridge episode. You applied the Xbridge filter? Yes. I was
like sitting there editing it like oh my god like I can't wait for Adam to hear
this I think this is so great but then when you heard it, you had a different reaction.
Yeah, and that sucks because it clearly,
I don't know whether that's the version
that'll go out at this point, like who knows?
But talking about that version is like,
it's great and it shows so much fucking time put into it.
But like the pithy, possessive, creative, sensitive heart
of me felt hurt that my initial creative decision was paved over in favor of something else.
And so I totally, I got defensive about it. And I totally admit that. So I think I, here's something that I discovered on my commute home today in kind of thinking
about this after we talked about it over the flawless communication medium of text messaging.
The thing you should use to talk to people you really care about about things that are
very serious, you mean?
Yeah, yeah, that one. I listened back to a previous Kevin Usbridge bit,
and I realized that,
so I grew up in Oakland, California,
and I had West Coast ice cream truck music.
Now I live in Brooklyn, New York,
and I have East Coast ice cream truck music,
and I don't think that I realized that I had changed the music
itself. I think that I think I Googled Mr. Softy because that's like the the
song that I think of when I think of ice cream truck now but I also think of
the song that you used which is I think is Turkey and the straw and I think of ice cream truck now, but I also think of the song that you used,
which I think is Turkey and the straw, and I think that somehow my brain made those
the same thing when they really aren't the same thing.
So I was like, initially, like, what the fuck is he talking about?
I didn't change the song.
I just added a filter.
Like, worst case scenario, we take the filter back off, you know, and because we were speaking in this perfect medium,
obviously all of that was clear to you.
Right, right, and by all we both agree none.
Can I propose a compromise?
Of course.
What if-
Are you trying to lawyer me right now?
Well, I'm just saying, like, easier for me to, at the end of tonight, not re-edit the
episode much.
But what if we agree to use both tracks and I will remove the filters because I think
that they make it too spooky?
Okay.
And by, yeah, I'm fine with that.
Okay.
By use both tracks, are you saying that on episodes
that you will be using East Coast ice cream truck music
and on my episodes, the episodes in my custody
on my visitation days, I will be playing West Coast ice
cream truck music.
I don't even think we need to be that prescriptive.
I mean, this is not a paint by numbers podcast.
Sure isn't.
So I would say like if we have both of them
in our shared Dropbox folder, you know,
whatever the spirit moves you to use at any given instance.
How about that?
Sounds great.
Good talk, Adam. Let's make a podcast.
Let's do it.
This is season three episode twenty ten man.
I'm glad you pronounced it that way because everyone else puts the emphasis on the man
in this episode.
If you notice that, when Picard does a log,
he's like, we're on a way to visit the Tin Man.
Tin Man.
Doesn't that what I said?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, everyone emphasizes the man part of Tin Man,
which just sounds weird.
It sounds weird to the earpin.
It's sort of like Wilford Brimley talking about diabetes.
Right.
It's just like, how did you arrive at that decision?
Like, you never heard anybody say that way before.
It is never Tin Man.
It is always Tin Man. Tin Mountain is never Tin Man. It is always Tin Man.
Tin Man.
Tin Man.
Tin Man.
The ship is up to some routine bizz
when they get run up on
in these streets by the USS Hood.
It's always the Hood, isn't it?
Yeah, every time you go to the Hood,
you get run up on. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Every time you go to the hood, you get run up on. Just before we started
recording, I saw on the Wikipedia page that the USS Hood gets mentioned in the first episode
of the show as being like Riker's previous posting. Oh. And so, so like, there's like a weird, like, the captain's like, Hey Will. Yeah, you're doing.
That's a very long arc, you know?
Like, we've only heard this ship mentioned
and then, like, one time we see it,
and it's like, we're supposed to be super familiar
with who the captain is
and what his relationship is to the characters.
You know, to this day, Will,
no one can stay in recorders.
It's been completely taped off.
Hey Will
We had to put into a starbase and have our holodex fully removed and replaced
We had them beamed out and destroyed
Yeah, it's just like
Couple kilometers off the starboard bow of the ship. This is it
Like they use way more photon torpedoes
that are necessary.
Full spread, the works.
So this is like not what ships usually do to each other,
but they're doing this because the enterprise
is being put on an emergency detail,
and they need the fastest ship in the fleet and the best and brightest
and captain de Soto of the hood is eager to acknowledge that that's not his ship.
It is the enterprise and he's sort of small dogging Picard.
He's like, you, you got a great ship.
I got a pilot garbage.
You got Commander Riker.
I've got this stupid first officer who doesn't have nearly as much sex as him.
Like he's really disparaging about his own ship and crew.
You've got one of the best gimp's in the fleet. My gimp box has a very inferior gimp in it.
You are very attractive. I am gross and disgusting.
Yeah, just short of going, we're not worthy.
Yeah, yeah.
And then Picard goes, you know, it actually comes from the Algonquin word, Millywalkay.
Riker is just licking this up, though. He loves getting compliments in front of other people.
Yeah, but it's like,
he just sort of sits up in his chair
and gives a little wiggle.
But his mood changes from good to bad
when it is announced that they are gonna be taking
on a mission specialist by the name of Tam Elbrun.
And Riker's like, the Tam Elbrun from the thing,
the something-something, which I guess is some catastrophe
in the past that, you know, Riker seems,
Riker seems to be the only person on the ship
that cares about this catastrophe, by the way.
Like everybody else is like, yeah, yeah,
Tam Elbrun, that one.
I've found that when a historical moment
is known as a catastrophe, it's pretty bad.
It's a bad sign.
Yeah, but Troy is personally familiar with this guy
and Picard is like, oh, you guys used to hang
and she's like, no, I used to treat him for mental.
That's the throw to title.
That's the diagnosis.
Yeah.
I used to treat him for mine stuff.
With my mind. So they go to the transporter room to meet this guy and onto the transporter pad beams
low rent Michael Rappaport.
Who is wearing like a Mikhail Barishnikov male ballet costume?
Yeah, it's like it really has serious, original series Star Trek vibes.
Yeah.
And also just some like, space pajama vibes.
Man, Ben, this show can really, like, lean into a pleat, can't they?
Yeah, there are more pleats than are strictly speaking legal on this costume.
Like a costume designer is having a conversation somewhere that goes like,
I can't put any more pleats in these pants. It's impossible.
Yeah.
And the costume department's like, do it! Double it!
You're not going home until there's ten times as many pleats on that shirt.
You're not going home until there's 10 times as many pleats on that shirt. A thousand more pleats are your fired.
The pleat sweat.
What's it called? A sweat box? Sweat lodge?
Yeah, a sweatshop. Sweat.
Oh boy. I would not be good at a game show.
Ben, you also got me drunk on your previous, on your other podcast. Oh yeah, you're a guest
on, on a episode of Let's Drink About It. I have no way of calculating when that will
have come out with regard, relation to this, but I think, I think it will beat this to,
to press. Okay. So if you go listen to a recent episode of Let's Drink About It, it's co- It's gisted by none other than Adam Puranica. It could be canonical greatest
gen if you if you make a big enough case for it. Yeah well let's not get it carried away. Yeah. That's not. Yeah. So Tam is here because he is a super telepath. He was born with telepathy.
He's a Betzoid and most Betzoids like Superman become developed their superpowers in adolescence.
He was born able to read minds.
And I guess this usually means that people with this condition on beta-Z are
crazy pants typically speaking. He must have been a real fussy baby. Yeah, I mean
just think about all the things he would have heard in his mind as a baby. Imagine being born and having the empathy
code upon you.
Yeah. You're feeling the birth in a pretty unique way, Abbot.
Yeah. Yeah.
And so his specialty is getting the federation in touch with,
he's worked very hard his whole life
to be somewhat normal, but he's very eccentric.
He doesn't fit in, like Picard definitely
is like scowling right off the bat
cause he just doesn't dig this guy's vibe,
but his specialty is.
He's the best mine guy in the Federation.
But he's a loose cannon.
No one wants to work with Tam Albron.
That guy's a dick.
Tam, I'm gonna need your shield and your peace.
You've gone too far this time and the mayor's breathing down my neck.
Do you want me to solve crime or do you want me to do it right?
I'm not gonna go buy the book, not for you, not for anybody.
There's minds out there that need to be read, and I'm the man to do the job.
Who's gonna do it? You, Captain? I don't think so.
So wouldn't you know it? Picards are pretty buy the book kinda guy.
And isn't, does never a whole lot of patience for Michael Rapoport's loose
canon behavior. Yeah, but they need him because he is an expert in getting the
federation in touch with species that don't necessarily make an easy group to
interact with on a linguistic basis because he can go into their minds. And he's been like the delegate to some world with non-humanoid species that have a very
different pace of life.
And it's some fun world building, like just kind of offhand remarks about this guy's
backstory, like different stuff he's done, he's like, oh man, like they must be in touch
with species that are super weird and cool that they're at peace with so they
don't like get brought up in episodes, you know.
I have nothing to say about that, I'm sorry, Ben.
That was a comprehensive description of his backstory.
And so what he's here for is they've discovered a ship slash creature in orbit of a star that
is on the verge of collapse.
And it is a ship slash creature in a way that they're like, this thing is alive.
It lives in space.
It's huge.
It's like the size of a starship, but it has a mind. And we want to do what the Federation do
and make first contact with it.
But this star is going to blow.
And if it blows, it's taking the Tin Man out with it.
And to make matters just slightly more complicated,
the stars in Romulan territory.
And what Tam neglects to mention right off the bat is that the Romulans are aware of this thing and are in
You know like moving very quickly to go be first to to meeting it
Right, it's a it's a race to meet the space pine cone and and so the enterprise hits the gas
heads out there. So is there in route we start finding out more and more about this
Tam Elbrun guy and and what it's like to be him. He's he's complaining a bunch
about being on the ship and and hearing everyone's thoughts and
feelings all at once.
He's got to be a real pain in the ass.
Here's a guy who has said he loves being alone, he loves working solo on the missions
that he takes.
Now he's on this great big ship with thousands of people.
So he naturally gravitates towards data as a guy to hang out with because he's not a
challenge in that way. There's nothing for him to read with data. He's just what you see is what
you get kind of guy. Yeah, and that's a great comfort to Tam. Who, you know, we come to learn is
because of his unique ability kind of, kind of ironically, a terribly lonely character.
Yeah.
He is swamped by other people's thoughts at all times and this kind of forces him into this
eccentricity and loneliness.
There's a very interesting scene where like Picard and Dr. Crusher and
Councillor Troy kind of talk about about this. There's a lot of character
building with this guy. And like while they're building this his character
they'll kind of intercut between his story of just trying to bite his time while
they while they rush to get to this star. And the bridge, which is largely under the command of
commander data, when they're realizing that they have
a Romulan on their tail.
And the Romulans are doing something with their engine
that is making their cloak not work quite as well as it
normally would.
So they're just barely able to detect that this is happening,
but it means that they're not going to beat the Romulans like they thought they were.
It's sort of like that submarine analog of like when, when something squeaks on the red
October, everyone can hear it.
So it's not totally invisible anymore.
The same thing goes for these cloaked ships, right? They need a ton of energy to keep
the cloak up, to keep them perfectly invisible. And if they're stressing any other system
that cloaks not working perfectly. And so they're just barely read on the sensors.
Yeah. That's a great, that's a great analogy to one of my favorite films at him.
I try to include red October references whenever I can just for you bin. I really appreciate that.
This has been a very therapeutic episode for me so far.
One episode only.
So we come to know more and more about Tin Man as well. It is thought to be a creature that may have been bred or may just naturally have occurred
in some evolutionary way. But it's out there and it's like the last of its kind.
And Tam has actually been sort of in touch with it more than he initially led on.
And he says it's not like he's been conscious, and Troy is like completely baffled by this,
because they've been light years away from it, which I feel like the range of
beta-zoid mind reading has been kind of vaguely ill-defined. Probably for good reason.
Like, it's something that you can kind of like make the plot, make work for the plot rather than
the other way around. Yeah, but it really blows Troy's mind when Tam discloses that he evidently has a range
of empathic powers that is like light years.
Light years upon light years.
We're light years away.
That's impossible, even for you.
Impossible for me
Maybe not impossible for Tin Man, which yeah, it's kind of crazy
Yeah, we get the idea that the Tin Man
Tin Man is very old and very wise because whenever anyone talks about it
Native American pan flute plays
plays. Yeah, which is the lazy man's way of underscoring wisdom on an early 90s TV show, I guess. I was sort of wondering when I was watching it, like whether that music was as fucked out as it
seems from our modern perspective at the time, or whether that was like an early use of that kind of music,
like if it was already a cliche,
or if it only seems like a cliche in retrospect.
That's a great question.
I, God, I'm trying to think of anything to compare it to
at the time, like early 90s style.
I mean, I can only tell you that,
that sensitivities then weren't what they are now.
And so, I mean, I doubt there was much of a needle to peg on this stuff.
But yeah, I definitely picked up on it and it was a little bit smirky.
I didn't mind the music in this.
I definitely noticed it, but I didn't hate it. They get to the star system and as they're getting there, the Romulans come out of
warp and essentially pull like a drive-by shooting on the Enterprise. They like
nail it a bunch of times with disruptors before they really
can do anything. These are some of the biggest bangers we've seen, like massive bangers. Big,
big bad bangers, but the biggest bangers yet to come. The Romulans have really fucked the ship up
and they've drained their shields and that means means they've got to like pull an all stop
and give Jordi half an hour to like,
to patch everything up.
And like, it's like one of those scenes
where like they cut down to engineering
and Jordi's like running around
like a chicken with his head cut off.
And he's like, I have a 30 minute to work
to do down here before we can do anything.
And Picard's like, you've got 10.
And cut to like data and 10, chilling in data's quarters like they have all the time in the
world.
If you need one guy to solve an engineering problem at the maximum amount of speed, it's data.
And he's like, it's weird, right?
Right.
And it's condo. Yeah. Not only that, right? And he's cleared, right? And he's cleared, right?
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the Romulans claim to own, that they didn't want to start like a war over first contact
with a weird alien spaceship just because, you know, like if they started firing, they
don't have any like good pretense of being there on a scientific mission.
Yeah, I mean, they know that they're kind of in the wrong,
it sounds like.
Yeah, but you know, this is like not the neutral zone
or anything, this is like, I guess the Romulans claim
on this space is fairly dubious.
So, but it's an interesting point.
So Tam at this point has said that this alien,
the only reason this alien ship person is here,
the Tin Man.
Tin Man.
It is to commit suicide, right?
Like, it wants to hang out by this
about to explode star so it can die in peace.
It's like a whale washing itself up on a beach.
Yeah, that's it.
But it's been in touch with Tam.
So it's like, it's definitely hedging
a little bit on this whole suicide plan.
And Tam's in the heads of all parties.
Like Tam knows with the pine cones thinking,
he knows what the Romulans are thinking.
He gets with the card right away and he's like, look,
those Romulans have tried to talk to the space pine cone and it's not working
so they're gonna try to blow it up.
Right, and he like runs up to the view screen
and puts his hands on his temples.
I don't know if he actually puts his hands on his temples,
but I feel like I remember it that way.
And he gets the pine cone to do a spin around, which emits a bunch of crazy light that
totally destroys the Romulan ship.
And it's like the blast wave that knocks Captain Sulu's ship off its rocker in the beginning
of undiscovered country.
We're like, by the time it gets out to the Enterprise, it's the price is pretty hard.
Yeah, and it fucks their shit up.
Like, Picard goes flying across the bridge.
Oh, yeah.
This is a correction because this was the biggest banger I think we've ever seen on the show.
I think so, yeah.
I wrote down big banger in all caps in my notes.
Yeah, Flings Picard against the wall.
He normally doesn't get that much distance.
No.
There's two Romulanships in Et Play here, and they know that the other one is like further behind.
The one that had come was like, had pushed itself so hard that it was, and like, serious,
you know, it was like seriously fucked its engine up, getting there. And they know the others are not far away,
but they're still like between the Romulan attack
and this banger, the enterprise is in pretty rough shape
and they're still fairly far away from the star.
So they've got some work to do
before they can kind of get the show back on the road.
Yeah, and it all comes down to Jordy's ability to do it.
Yeah.
I mean, this throughline continues throughout the series.
Like, is the best place for data really on the bridge at this moment?
Steering the ship around, doing sensor stuff.
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, like, he's definitely really good at ops, he's just also really good at engineering.
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe he could take off an arm, stick it
over in engineering. So divide his effort a little bit.
Well, the other like rising tension at this point
is that Tam really wants to go aboard Tin Man.
And Picard, can we just talk to it, screen to screen?
What are you talking about?
Tin Man.
Tin Man.
Tin Man.
Sorry, what did I say?
You said Tin Man.
And I wasn't sure who you were talking about.
Total brain fart, my sincere apologies.
I don't even know how you could get those two things confused.
I know.
But yeah, like Picard is very impressed with Tam's abilities and I don't think anybody thinks
that Tam doesn't want to do the right thing, but they're pretty sure he's bonkers. And so he doesn't really trust Tam's judgment enough
to like put him on this away mission.
And it really takes a lot of McLaughlin grouping.
If you want to get Picard to a place
where he's willing to beam Tam and data over to Tin Man.
And when they do, it's like one of those like laparoscopic but-hole
proctology videos inside there. It's, you know, it's like the insulidable video.
It looks very flatulent. Yeah. It's like, you know, when they're like looking for
polyps and they show, they show, you know, Katie Quirks' Keyster on TV or whatever. It is exactly that.
Anyone who's seen that footage, I think we'll tell you
that they basically stole that footage and used it
for this scientific purpose.
The B story is that when you turn 40, you should go,
get the exam, we know you don't wanna get it.
It's not the most fun thing in the world. Yeah, they walk around and Tam is
able to kind of interact with this thing in a way that data is not at one point
he puts his hand against the wall and it sinks into it. The wall is like a
plane that Tam can just reach into and data tries to do the same thing and it's just a solid surface.
It's making a bunch of noises too, like it's kind of burping and farting and...
Yeah.
It's all gooey.
And Tam can even kind of cause the ship to reconfigure itself,
like he puts his hand against a surface and a chair, like, appears in the middle of the, you middle of the equivalent of Tin Man's bridge.
You're talking about the gooey Eams chair.
Yeah.
He makes a little gooey Eams.
Yeah, it looked like maybe they made that model out of wax
and then melted it and then played the footage in reverse.
It definitely looked like that.
It was pretty sweet. Yeah, it looked like
an attempt at practical. It was definitely better looking than what it would have looked like
10 years later with a similar show trying to make that look like something that happened with CG,
you know? Yeah, like it's sort of related to the Odo effect.
And it looks better here than the Odo effect looks.
Ten years down the road. It's less glossy.
It's more, it's grosser to its benefit.
Like it should look sloppy.
And that actually helps with the world building.
Yeah, and Tam is like a different man.
The second he gets aboard this thing,
he's like way more at ease.
He's initially like kind of overwhelmed
because Tin Man is so excited to have him
that it like starts downloading its memories into his head.
And he's like, oh, Jill.
But then it like they find like an equilibrium
and he's like, hey, data, like, thank you for coming
and experiencing this super cool thing with me.
I'm not going back to the Federation with Tin Man.
I'm we're going to go do our own thing.
But I really appreciate you guys
ubering me over here.
Five stars.
My love is a people long and chill for that,
which longer than us as the busy. stars. At this point, like a supernova's imminent and up until now, the
enterprise has not been able to communicate with either Tam or data. So over on
the enterprise, she's just getting really stressful. Well, on the Pine Cone, everything is really blissed out.
Yeah, man.
So the A and the B stories are in pretty tight conflict.
Emotional, really.
Yeah.
And the second Romulan ship shows up, and they're like,
Enterprise, your presence here is a violation of Romulan space.
You will leave immediately. It's a very...
Art typical...
conversation between Picard and the Romulan,
which is like, what? We were just here doing science.
What are you talking about, you know?
Wouldn't you like to science with us?
Yeah.
And the Romulans are like,
what the fuck? No!
I do not want to do science with you.
I do not want to be your lab partner.
Dissect your own fucking frog.
You aren't even in this class.
They start to realize that the the supernova is imminent and they're like,
not sure if they're going to be able to get out of there in time to avoid being destroyed by this star.
And the Tin Man, Tin Mow, does another pulse that has the effect of sending the Romulans
in the Enterprise well outside of the blast radius of the star.
And they like watch the star know that out from a distance.
And it's a real like shocking moment
because they realize the data was like still on the other ship.
The
You see the flash?
You know you're so far away, you're too far away
to do anything about it.
Feels like you might be gone this time. He might have finally succeeded in committing suicide.
I feel like they really sold this moment for me. I think that when I watched it as a kid,
I fully felt it because I didn't know what next week's episode was going to hold.
But it really worked for me on this viewing as well. And data eventually kind of reappears
on the bridge and tells them that Tam is going to be out of touch for a little while.
I felt like the end of the episode indicated that we weren't sure if Tam and the alien died in the Nova.
Oh, that's interesting.
I mean, could you take that from it?
But I know it.
I know it.
Yeah, I guess, I guess you can't other than that data appeared so far after the explosion.
So like, where was he?
Like, if, like, how could, how could it have set a delay on his beam out like that?
I guess the way that I read the character part of this
was that Tam was in so much stress
and was seeking like the sort of peace
that could only come by being by himself.
This old alien pine cone was also seeking, you know, a way out
together, like they sort of felt the same way about their circumstances. Maybe they decided to go
out together or, conversely, they could have found in each other what they were unable to find by
themselves. And then that's probably the more hopeful outcome in that they continue on together much happier
than they were apart.
Yeah, well, Data winds up at his bumming out window,
which he's ended an episode or two at before.
And he tells, he tells Deanna Troy
that his experience with Tam made him realize that, you know, Tam had searched his whole life for a place to call home and finally found it on Tin Man.
Tin Man.
And data really felt like the Enterprise was his home.
And it's kind of a touching little sentimental moment at the end of the app.
Yeah. The enterprise is his,
to man.
To man.
To man.
To man.
Pretty cool.
Did you like this episode, Adam?
I liked some performances in it.
I thought I liked Tam's performance,
even though I painted it with a Michael Rappaport brush.
I kind of meant that as a backhanded compliment because I really dig Michael Rappaport brush. I kind of meant that as a backhanded compliment
because I really dig Michael Rappaport.
But like he plays so unhinged in a really cool way.
And he also like helps world build a little bit
of the beta zoids, which up until now,
just seemed like really benign.
Like yeah, they're just like deep thinkers and empaths
and what could be the struggle for them, but knowing
that childhood could be as difficult as it was for him, I thought it did a lot of heavy
lifting in terms of what bad-as-oid life and culture might be like.
So as a world builder, he did great work, but as an actor and as a character, I really enjoyed
him.
Totally.
I totally agree.
I love this episode. I'm saying that by saying I'm not sure how I feel about the episode. I like the episode less than I like the performances, but you like it. You like the episode.
I thought it was terrific. Yeah. It's one of my faves, and I can definitely see some
problems with it, but they don't bother me that much. And I love the idea of Starfleet,
like, you know, like, this is a mission
we're sending like our best man on.
And it's like, hey, we really want to meet this new species.
You know, like, Starfleet's idea of a high priority
situation is often like,
there's some cool science we could do.
Yeah, it feels like four out of five missions are Uber missions
or eliminating a plague somewhere.
It's nice to see a first contact mission, you know.
It feels like what Star Trek's about.
Yeah, totally.
Adam, I think we have some interesting information
coming to us over subspace radio.
We better get to it then.
Yeah.
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It's for Laura from her husband, Jeff.
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I love you.
Wow, that's our sweet.
That is really sweet.
I love that Jeff gave us
production notes for this.
Like, like, cues for drops and stuff.
Yeah.
Did I say you'll always be my number one?
It says, you'll always be my plus one to greatest GenCon.
Right.
I like that we know that Jeff and Laura are going to be
in attendance at greatest GenCon.
So that's exciting.
There's two.
At least no two people are coming
In addition to us
Please please
Buy some food and beverage. We are getting killed on deposit
Wow, that is a very sweet. I wonder if that's like an anniversary message or just
Or just a nice, nice message.
They sound pretty close.
Well, no, it says her husband Jeff.
So they're, they gotta be already married, right?
Yeah.
You know what, they're gonna be super comfortable in the full size bed, in the one hotel room
we're getting for greatest gent con.
And so far it sounds like they called dibs.
They sound sweet enough that I will sleep on the floor so they can shed a bed.
I won't.
Like they sound sweet in everything, but come on man, it's greatest gen cunt.
Yeah, I guess we are the stars of greatest gen cunt.
It's true.
Now come on.
Yeager's the star.
Yeah.
We're just hosting it.
Yeager is getting above the title treatment for this one.
Yeah.
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Ben it seems like something that that would happen when you get drunk right?
two clicks away yeah that would be good.
I'm gonna drunk priority message this one in.
We'd get some pretty nonsensical ones coming.
Yeah.
I encourage that behavior.
I think so.
I think I do too.
All right.
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These clouds are really freaking me out.
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Did you find yourself a drunk Shimoda?
Grinimal, drunk Shimoda!
See how I put the emphasis on the other word that time?
You like that?
You put the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable.
I appreciated that.
Yep, my drink's promoted in this episode is data.
And it's for a little moment.
We talked about that kind of 10 minutes
that he and Tam treat like they got plenty of time
to go down to data's quarters and have a hang.
Yeah.
A tam at one point goes and lifts up a cloth that data has hanging over an easel.
Data has totally painted a space butthole.
I really just, I thought it was so funny.
Oh yeah, like, data's fantasizing about something he could die in.
Oh man, yeah, that looked so familiar. Like the nonverbal acting in that scene,
I thought was really fun too.
Yeah.
Tam's like, is this what I think it is?
And data with his eyes is like, oh yeah,
that's what you think it is.
Put the curtain down.
Pretty great.
How about yourself?
Occasionally, I will spotlight a moment of physical acting that gives me great pleasure.
In this episode, I found a great example.
So Tin Man has hit the button and Frisbee golfed the enterprise far away from its position.
And so we get that cutscene to the interior of the ship where the bridge crew is sort of rumbling
around. And we know what a banger looks like Ben. You've seen bangers before.
Bangers are when people get bangers are when people get get flung out of their station,
flung into walls. We see some in this episode. But this frisbee scene involves...
involves a riker and the card standing and spinning in place, like counter-directional to each other.
Everyone else is sort of like shaking around and they are like...
stand and spin, like square dancing.
It is so silly.
It's ridiculous.
And what's amazing is like they cut to it,
then they cut to exterior and they cut back to it.
I feel like if there's only one shot at the interior,
you miss it and you don't get it and it's not funny,
but to show it and then come back to it is like,
oh, writing your face.
So, the idea that someone's giving them the direction to just, no, you don't have to
bang it.
There's no banging here.
Just spin around.
There you go.
That's it.
No, no spin in different directions, guys.
There it is.
And cut.
That was like that.
Like, it was hilarious to me.
So, double Shimoda.
What do we have coming up on the next episode?
The next episode is season three episode 21,
Hollow Pursuits.
The crew struggles to help a young engineer
whose obsession with a fantasy world on the holodeck is endangering the ship.
Do you remember this episode, Adam?
I do. I do. This episode is the realization of something we've been talking about for quite a while.
Mm-hmm.
And which is, how much trouble can you get into on the holodeck?
Evidently quite a bit.
Quite a bit.
Well, we don't have any way to get around watching it, so I suppose we shall watch it.
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