The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler - Prof - HoneyProf
Episode Date: October 3, 2022My HoneyDew this week is rapper, Prof! Prof Highlights the Lowlights of getting search at TSA, high school pep rallies, and performing live with food poisoning. SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE and watch full ...episodes of The Dew every toozdee! https://www.youtube.com/rsickler SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, The HoneyDew with Y’all, where I Highlight the Lowlights with Y’all! You now get audio and video of The HoneyDew a day early, ad-free at no additional cost! It’s only $5/month! Sign up for a year and get a month free! https://www.patreon.com/TheHoneyDew SPONSORS: Mindbloom -Get $100 off your first six sessions when you go to https://www.Mindbloom.com/HONEYDEW
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is a pleasure to have this guest officially back on the honeydew.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Prof. Welcome back to the honeydew ladies and gentlemen please welcome prof welcome back to the honeydew young man hey can you see me ladies and gentlemen make sure make sure that camera's working. Thanks for having me, big dog.
Touche.
Touche.
We deserve that.
Yeah.
We deserve that.
It's good to be seen.
It's good to be seen.
You know, seen and heard is good.
At least we had the audio.
Yeah, so if you didn't see Prof's last episode, we had one.
And unfortunately, the video was lost.
Not only yours, but Fortune Feimster's also.
Same day.
So I had to call both of you and tell you that the only time it's ever happened in all these years, it was fucking We Honeydew.
I thought something was super wrong.
You're like, look.
I was like, oh, my God.
What burned down? Or like, what do you need for me i'm like
what could this dude possibly be sweating on like when you know that it's like the worst news
possible like you know i thought something was really really really wrong and then you were just
you know you flew all the way from minnesota you came here for that it's the first look i had to
you know i think i did some other shit that week or something. I don't know. You might have.
Who knows?
But you came here for it.
Thank you for being fucking so cool about it.
And thank you for coming back.
I don't cry over spilt milk.
I hear you on that.
Yeah.
But I busted a nut, man.
We went over all the crazy shit.
So if you've got time to listen to the audio and you want to hear, like, that was all my best shit, dude.
I threw it all out on the table.
So today we're probably not going to speak we're just going to just sit here
look at each other but um that was some good shit so go go back and look you talked about
growing up as well one of or or the only white family in in your hood yeah there was a there
was it was me there's one other family for sure you know sure. But it was mostly a predominantly black neighborhood,
but we have a lot of thriving Mexican community and everything like that.
You talked about your dad fighting your sister's boyfriend in the backyard.
My dad was crazy.
That's how you said it.
I burned your house down.
Burned my house down.
Quick recap of all the horrible shit.
He was bipolar.
Fight my suitors is what I remember when I said like that.
And then, yeah, I don't know.
That's about a quick summary of the bad shit we went over.
I love the fucking dad fighting the daughter's boyfriends.
I hope I can do that shit one day.
Yeah, we might have to do that.
But more like sanctioned.
Like, hey, we're going to go on a workout.
Sanctioned.
We're going to go work out like in a gym.
You know what I mean?
Here's these boxing gloves.
Slip it in.
Be more smart about it.
Yeah, this was some like backyard shit.
He was really whooping his shit out of these kids, you know?
That's my guy.
R.I.P.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Well, please plug and promote everything you'd like to before we get into this episode.
Just do it up.
Nah.
You did that last time, too.
And then halfway through, you're like, you know what? Maybe I should. Just do it up. Nah. You did that last time, too. And then at halfway through, you were like,
you know what?
Maybe I should.
I mean, plug.
I will say this.
Kirkland, motherfuckers, y'all need to do the right thing.
Do what's right before it's going to be trouble.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't want to fucking smoke with me.
When I said I needed a sponsorship,
I fucking needed one.
So.
Whatever, man. You need to do the right thing cheers all right now we wrap you wrap them hard well it depends it's all up to them it's all up
to them now they can have it whatever way they want why kirkland well you know i think that they
just need someone like me like a brand ambassador i've never seen a better fit you know, I think that they just need someone like me, like a brand ambassador. I've never seen a better fit, you know, semi-violent, you know,
kind of like.
Yeah, that Costco feel.
Yeah, but still, you know, can pass, kind of semi-white and, you know,
do something like that, you know, safe but a little bit dangerous,
kind of funny, you know.
And that screams Kirkland.
Yeah, this is just me.
It just fits right to the soul
no i mean it's obviously very sarcastic and but yeah i wore this i wore this one some i've won
one post on ig and i was just talking to him like man y'all gonna get it you don't
sponsor me you know what i'm saying just threatening them and then i went on tour
and everybody was wearing these kirkland shirts, like, in the audience.
I was like, oh, fuck.
Maybe they do need to sponsor me.
No, you just turn those into Profland shirts, and then you fucking sell them.
You're not going to sponsor.
You borrow the fucking.
Just take their whole shit.
Take it.
Start their whole.
I thought you were a gangster.
You take that shit.
You're over here debating with Kirkland.
They see you this time.
Mm-hmm.
They see me this time, bitch.
They see you this time.
See me.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't want to plug nothing, man.
It's just...
All right.
Well, then, you know what?
Tell me this airport story.
I got so much shit.
I got...
Okay.
Listen.
I just want to be thankful that I'm here today because this airport story is real.
You're just asking me, oh, do you get recognized, da-da-da.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean... How often? I mean, it's mean is what i was asking outside depends on where i mean i mean you know i just toured the country and sold out shows i know we can't see at the rocks
he's still one of the most fun live shows i've seen i don't know how you do it it was the shit
it was a really really good show in la so you know, I could get recognized in every single city in the country because I've been there 10 times performing.
But, you know, Minneapolis is different.
You know, like some markets are just bigger.
Denver is really big.
The Northwest is really big.
And it's just always growing, you know.
And so that's why I love the mask mandates.
I just threw a mask on.
I was like, I wore the shit out of it.
I don't care if I was getting sick or not. Put a hat on. And I threw a mask on. I was like, I wore the shit out of it. I don't care if I was getting
sick or not. Put a hat on. And I was out in freedom, going to the zoo with my family and
shit. No one was coming up to me. It was dope. So I held onto the mask thing for as long as I could,
just for that reason. But in LA, it's just people... I was at the comedy store. They just,
what's up? Keep it moving. But anyway, so I'm in the airport.
I'm going through.
I'm in security.
And the dude behind me, oh, what's up, prof?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like, yeah.
You know, I just, my anxiety's high.
Take the shoes off.
You want to be fast in this shit?
So I'm like, oh.
And he's looking at my shoes, looking at my backpack and seeing the things.
And before I leave, I'm getting dropped off.
I look back into the car. I go, we'll see what kind of shit's left over in my backpack you know i'm like see see
when i get back and hit my shoes my computer goes over this way and then my backpack goes to the
special special line and then it's just like and the fan behind me is like oh like i'm like oh shit i'm thinking like what the fuck is it
you know and you know when you're like okay you have something either dangerous or very valuable
you're like i'm gonna put this somewhere really safe so safe that i completely forget about it
so not only that i forgot that zipper That pouch was in that backpack
It was in the side one
I know dude
I forget it all the time
I forget about these little
So it's going over there
And the dude's going
This is you
I'm like yeah
And the dude's like
Fuck
And I think
People he's with
Is talking about me
But now
My heart's pounding
Just thinking about it bro
So I still don't know
What it is
It's going through my head
I'm like
What the fuck He's come over here And it's not a private room he's doing it right like he's behind
the glass but everybody gets to see it and he's like opening i'm like oh yeah oops i forgot to
take the big headphones out uh you know electronics i'm like oh yeah it was them i'm i'm mixing and
mastering my record it's coming out pretty soon plug it it. And then. Wait, I just realized you're saying that to the camera.
I thought you were saying it to the TSA agent.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, everybody.
I'm mixing and mastering my records, y'all.
Hey, just chill.
I thought you were steady plugging out there.
No.
No, that was just a.
So this dude's just taking your shit out.
So he's going through my shit.
And I know it's not the fucking headphones.
He's like, no, that's not what I'm after.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
And he goes into the case and then he opens, then there's this one zipper.
And then I go.
You knew.
You remember it at that moment.
When you talk about your asshole clenching and shit, like, I just flashed all over.
My fucking boy pussy pussy like a fucking
like a drawstring
like in a backpack
and I just flashed red
and I was like
he lifted it up
I got caught at the airport
with two bags of LSD and a box cutter
you did not
swear to god
what did they do?
And then, oh, he just
pulled both baggies up like this.
Everyone's like, you know, you're hearing gasps
and shit. I'm like, oh!
Oh!
Oh, that. Oh,
I forgot about that.
I forgot about that. That's,
um, and then
where does your head go
I'm like
you can have that bro
you can just
just let
just let me step on out
are you talking at all
yeah I'm talking
I'm like oh
I forgot about that
like this is what I'm saying
and then he's
he's just not saying shit
and he's opening up
I'm like oh my god
now you're looking at everything
I'm thinking oh it's a rat
what's the fan doing behind you
oh they're going
you know I'm hearing I'm just it's just electric little cackles and shit it's just
popping electric energy i'm oh it's fucking rap dude i ain't come down to la today i'm going to
jail mike my manager mike's already through and everything and i'm like maybe he'll fly to la
maybe i'll get bailed out getting no no no he doesn't know no no no shit so Maybe I'll get bailed out. Does he see you getting? No, no, no. He doesn't know. No, no, no. Shit.
So maybe I'll get bailed out at a certain time where I can still make this podcast run.
So, and this is, I take LSD microdosing for like long video shoot days, long 12 hour days and shit.
And for me, it's like a really good cup of coffee and it keeps
me engaged and focused and energized for a long time i hear you on that i'm just saying for me i
can't imagine something the shrooms make sense to me but something like lsd it's amazing microdose
very very small that's why i have my box cutter up there i mean i'll i'll cut that's what that's
what it was just for it was for that yeah so i'll i'll cut one in like an eighth, barely anything.
And those are my productive work days.
I'll be working out.
I'll be doing like-
You can drive on that.
I can easily drive.
You can parent on that.
Parent fucking-
That's what people say about all these things.
So I'm curious.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
I have an open mind to it.
Some of my best workouts, I'm like, I'm just zipping by on this fucking bike.
And I'm like, I've never done a workout that hard spring chicken ass shit and i'm like not even breaking a
sweat i'm like what's next and i'm engaged i want to do shit it's fucking fantastic i highly
recommend it um and i do want to i don't i i do want to macro dose someday like really blow my
mind out but i haven't even really done that you know like this is some really responsible shit i know i've been the same way i'm also scared of it too i i i don't know what's
up in this motherfucker i did i did i did uh overdose a little bit more my girl was like i i
was on a regiment very uh um i studied about it and and followed a doctor's recommendations and
everything and then i had i was like this one's kind of big. She's like, take another one. I'm like, okay. So I'm out driving to camper world with my family.
Camper world.
Yeah. Cause we came across a really old camper and now we own some really old campers. So anyways,
I'm driving. Do you know if you've got camper worlds down here?
Yeah. They're out here.
Huge American flags. So I'm driving, I go, woof i'm like i can get there i ain't i ain't
driving back you're driving back and i get there and everyone's going inside i'm looking at this
american flag and it's like so i'm like i'm tripping balls now so if you dose a little bit
more than you're used to like really small doses if you fuck around it'll get you and how many a
day one a day oh just one tiny one a day one eighth of a
one tab a day an eighth of a dose a day not hourly no no no no okay no it was like nothing
okay so and that that amount is enough for you to feel the difference barely yeah sometimes you
can i don't mean tripping i mean you can yeah yeah skirt around
and be like ah i'm just uplifted right now okay you know i started and dosed like four or five
times so small that i didn't feel anything and you know very very incremental things you know
and even when you don't feel anything you just go through your day and you're like you you know
you might have noticed shit i had a great day and it's been eight hours and i've been going
really well look man if i need to work out and do cardio for an hour to stay alive but i could
microdose acid to make that hour feel like three minutes hopefully not not five years yeah just do
it yeah do it right well i'm at the fucking airport and so i have a box cutter in there
and it's like it's like an old school one with a handle and the
whole blade is sideways so it's like it's like big and everyone is gasping at me and this dude's
like oh man i'm like you can have this you know that's not gonna work you know i'm like i'm like
you got me dude take me wherever you fucking want to go whatever and he doesn't say shit looks at
me he goes and he disengages the
blade and he holds this fucking rates of blade up like that like he's like he's displaying it
like he's a fucking magician dude
he's got total control of my nuts and the whole situation everybody's watching i don't know i
don't know if he recognized me or or what kind of games he's playing but he know there was an
audience and he was all the way up with it like this and he takes the razor blade won't puts it
down here looks at this you know the the mechanics and everything puts it back in the baggies there's
two separate baggies with i don't know why i have two bags of acid and then he puts what does the acid look like is it a strip
this is it's interesting yeah you know uh i don't think a lot of people might not know what i know
liquid i know it comes in a bunch of different ways and there's like stuff that looks like paper
that's just a tab with with the liquid on it but then there's like plastic shit that is mine it's
it looks it's it looks like plastic and um you have to yeah actually cut yeah
it looks it looks like tiny tiny chunks of plastic okay and they press them into like a machine like
a waffle maker yeah and that's what it was some good shit it's one of the last really really good
doses that went through minneapolis like that so this dude probably had some of it so the magician is like he's up there doing his thing and i just
obviously it was perfect that i was being recognized and i had a huge show of people
and i'm just i'm a white dude my head my head is red hot my ears are they're saying guilty you
know i'm saying i'm all red and he puts it back into the baggie slowly you know he's got his gloves on and everything and
then he puts the baggies back in my pocket with the box cutter no zips it he goes all right you
can be on your way all he did was take the razor blade that's it and he gave me back all my drugs
and he gave me back my box cutter he just pulled the box cutter blade was in it still too? No, no.
He took out the blade.
He took the blade.
All right.
Gave me back my box cutter and my LSD.
And I was just like, I said those dudes, I knew they wanted a picture, but I was like,
whoop.
I was like, oh, I was like, I got to get out of here, bro.
And I just fucking, I ran through the airport.
So it's in the hotel room if you want to get wild tonight, man.
I don't know.
I gotta put it back on my check luggage.
But man, craziest story ever.
That was coming here?
Yes.
Just now?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
I didn't realize it was this.
I'm lucky to be here.
I didn't realize it was this trip.
This was this trip.
That's very recent.
This is hours old. This is yesterday, dog.
What do you mean?
I'm still fresh off this shit.
Oh, shit, dude.
All right, I'll trade you one because I haven't told anybody this.
This is a story.
So this tour is going on, this Night Pants Nation tour or whatever,
and I'm doing
my baltimore stop and um tsa has said that you're allowed to fly with an ounce of marijuana excuse
me up to an ounce of marijuana in your carry on only great i have clear which ntsa pre-check
okay we go right up to the front of that fucking line and i have my daughter with me on this this
leg because we're going to see family and shit so i throw a couple packs of joints in my suitcase and we're rolling through
and they fucking this you baltimore or la this is an la going to baltimore oh what's me and my
daughter guys like this you i'm like yeah he's like we need to see you down here. I'm like, fuck. I hate that feeling. I go, not this.
Not now.
Not with my kid.
The last thing I need to hear is her mom say some shit about it.
Yeah.
My family's like, you're getting flagged at the airport with weed and your kid.
You know what I mean?
I'm like, god damn it, Ryan.
Why do you do this fucking?
You make fucked up decisions sometimes.
I'm the fucking weed man.
Come on, man.
So the guy's pulling me over, and he just opens the suitcase up, and he's doing the same thing.
He's going through everything.
And I'm thinking, like, and then he touches the weed, and I'm like, fuck.
This motherfucker pushed it to the side.
He goes, here it is.
All excited.
It was my daughter's fucking hairspray.
He goes, you got that?
I said, oh.
That's what I did, too.
It's you, bitch.
You did this.
I packed it, though.
And I was like,
oh, okay.
I couldn't have been happier. I grabbed that hairspray.
Get the shit out of this one over here!
I fucking threw my daughter's like,
damn, my hairspray! I said, shut up, we'll get hairspray
at CVS when we get there, man. Grab
my shit, zip, zip, gone.
That's exactly kind of like my story.
I was dying inside. Dying inside.
Not with my kid.
Dying inside.
Does she, I mean, she's not old enough to be like, you smoke weed or.
She is now.
We just had, we just, what are we in now?
So a couple months ago, it was June, I think,
we went to visit family back in Maryland, Ocean City, Maryland.
One of my really good friends who we've been friends since sixth grade, his daughter got a hot shot in Baltimore and died, fentanyl.
And he came to visit.
And I'm asking him, you know, how's everything going?
And so on the ride back, we had to go from Ocean City to Philly.
It's like two and a half hours to get to the airport.
And so she started asking me about what happened to his daughter.
And I was like, and I just had this like, I could either sit here and bullshit this fucking kid or I could tell her the fucking truth.
And I was like, are you ready for an adult conversation?
She's like, yeah.
I go, all right.
This is what happened.
And I told her that some good people sometimes make bad choices.
Someone that does bad things isn't always a bad person.
But you're about to be in second grade, and I just know drugs are coming quicker and quicker.
These kids grab a Percocet out of their fucking parents' cabinet.
They don't know.
Whatever.
Or older brother, some shit like that.
So, yeah, I told her the truth about what happened, and I told her about marijuana.
I told her that it's you know um it's medicine i told her my doctor's the one who prescribed it he knows i
smoke it yeah um i told her you know i changing the mindset of yeah this shit isn't bad and evil
this is the good stuff that cigarette you're smelling over there that fucking even booze you
know trash that's what i tell her too i'm'm like, nope. So she knows I smoke it.
She knows what it is.
And I mean, we live out here, dude.
There's billboards everywhere for it.
What's that leaf?
So you got to talk about it.
I'm down with that shit.
It's changing.
Rather have like,
we used to grow up with alcoholic parents
whooping the shit out of us.
Imagine if we grew up with like some pothead parents
like giggling and cooking in the the kitchen playing fucking board games eating snacks
yeah we wouldn't be sitting right here dude i'll tell you that no um you were gonna tell me some
high school shit i wanted to hear about you in high school oh yeah were you rapping back then
yeah you were so when did you start that? What age?
Well, I started probably freshman in high school, I started rapping.
I started, I was on a track team.
I was fucking lightning fast.
I hated running.
Fucking varsity right away.
You know, running around on the track team.
People, you know, they saw me.
I don't know.
I was rail thin, but lightning fast, dude.
And so. What was your 40? Do lightning fast, dude. And so we just-
What was your 40?
Do you remember your 40 time?
No.
100-yard dash?
No, I wasn't good enough sprinting because I didn't have enough muscle.
You were like the 400?
I was fast as fuck in the two, four, and the eight.
Two, four, and eight.
So four is one full lap, right?
Yep.
So eight is two.
I hate the 800.
800 is the hardest shit ever.
Anyways, I hate all running. But anyways, we were warming up and we would just be freestyling and shit. And the very first time I set a rhyme where I started this eight bar out, I started not knowing anything what I'm going to say. And then it wrapped up perfectly and it rhymed perfectly. I was like, I just busted a nut. I was like, that was so much fun. That was like godly.
I just made something out of thin air.
Didn't exist.
Poof.
It was wrapped up in a tight little ball.
And I was like, that's it for me.
And then freestyling was like my fucking shit.
And I did it all the time throughout high school.
And it was a way to keep me out of like, you know, the fast lip, fast tongue was my little knife, you know, walking around, you know, section eight type of housing, you know the fast lip fast tongue was my little knife you know walking around you know
section eight type of housing you know people want it i'll get approached it's time to it's
time to with the kids neighborhood kids it's time to steal this fucking bike man what's up dude you
want to come with me it's just a series of bad decisions you know i'm saying it's like sometimes
you don't have a great decision well maybe if i don't don't come with you, I'm just getting my ass kicked.
So would I go with you guys on some crime spree?
And, you know, they want me to hold a knife and shit.
I'm like, so rapping was like, let me just get known for just clowning on people and having a sharp tongue.
So I started rapping in high school and I was I was a class clown in high school.
And that's how I dealt with just kind of like navigating being safe.
You know, a lot of people fell into selling drugs or like, you know, whooping motherfuckers asses. And that's how I dealt with just kind of like navigating being safe.
A lot of people fell into selling drugs or like whooping motherfuckers' asses.
Like I was always scared to hold a knife and shit.
Like that wasn't me.
So I just was a class clown.
Had people like me, you know what I mean?
Rather than going and doing real. A lot of comedians talk about this.
Rather than going and doing real dirt.
You know?
Then, oh, that's cool.
Jacob, you stupid.
You stupid ass motherfucker. It was like, ha, cool. oh, that's cool. Profit. Jacob, you stupid. You know, these stupid ass mother.
It was like, ha, cool.
Like, that's me, you know, but yeah, the high school, the high school times was crazy.
I was in, you know, the teachers knew me.
They did not want me, you know, any class that I was in, especially with my friend Dar,
Dar Yushak Bari.
He's out here in LA.
If we were in this class together everybody would
transfer to come see us no yes they'd be like what they were like jake jake and dar are in the same
class the class would flood everybody would request would request transfers just to see
us fucking clown around and shit it was immaculate it was amazing it was i was crazy in high school
yeah we were talking about Pep Fest.
I think that's what you want me to get into.
Yeah, you called it Pep Fest.
Y'all call it Pep Rally?
I mean, my school was a Pep Rally.
So, like, you talking about, like, getting fired up for, like, the big Friday night football game or whatever?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we were in a city.
Our football team always got smashed by the fucking suburbs with fucking, you know, money.
You know, so it wasn't Pep Rally or Pep Fest for us was all about just getting together and like i don't know school
spirit or something no one was no one give a fuck about the game because we were going to get blown
out 48 to 7 you know we had no barely had any fucking pads you know but pep fest it was like
a school sanctioned fist fighting event i can't believe it looking back at it
like thinking about this how we were talking 19 well i was a sophomore 2000 99 maybe 2001 2000
and they would separate the classes and you every class would have a different color
so there's your fucking gang shit like you're those, those are the ops. This is us. We're blue. You're black.
You're red.
And I think I forget the other one.
And we were sophomores at the time.
And it was, we'd be on the track and field on bleachers and we would do some graffiti
on a big, big, long scroll and represent our class.
And we were sophomores and, and people would try to sneak over to the other side and tear down your sign
and so we'd be in front of our sign protecting our shit and i remember you know this year i was
like this is wild like a friend of mine owen i never even seen him fight before but he helped
with the sign and people were coming by and he was like all of a sudden i just look around and
wow he's laying motherfuckers out we're all all fighting. I'm like, oh, I'm looking around.
There's no, there's no teachers around.
Like this is just going on.
We're just fist fighting right here.
This is just going on.
And so then I'm like, all right, let's, let's, let's protect this shit.
And then one bigger girl came over and we were able to like all band together and lift her over this fence.
She must've been 300 pounds.
Over this fence and onto the track.
So that's kind of like out of our area.
So anybody came through like, and the whole bleachers were behind us like, yeah.
So there's a couple of soldiers down here in the pit, like totally amped up.
And, you know, getting a lot of juice from who's behind us.
And some people were coming around, and we would band together,
do some fighting and shit, and then throw somebody over.
This one guy came through, and he was dressed in black, all black.
That's all senior colors.
And he had fucking facial hair.
So I'm like, senior, that's a new level, whatever.
But he was little.
He was littler than me.
And he just came through really, really rugged, pushing me really hard, ready to fight, like way in my space.
And I'm like, okay, let's get this dude.
And I remember being like, we've done this before.
We were getting good at it at this time.
And poor guy, he turned out to be a freshman, but he had a fucking beard and he was dressing all black so does i don't know if it really matters if he was a freshman or a senior because we were going to
throw him over the fence and break his arm regardless of what grade he was in so i reached
down there and i grabbed him like this and i'm he's struggling and shit and people enjoyed what
happened last so now everybody wants to get a hand on it and it's getting more and more hectic
and we easily get them up above like this and it's not like three or four people anymore
that all of a sudden like it started with just me and by the time he was like up to here i felt
like there was 15 hands on the fucking kid and so we're like we're like now it's time we're like
here we go and it was And it was the lightest.
You know when you overcompensate for something like, oh, fuck.
It was way different than just dropping someone over.
It was like, boom.
And all of a sudden he was, no lie, 15, 20 fucking feet in the air.
Going like, ah.
I'm just slow motion.
Look at him like, oh, my God.
And he's going like this. And I'm just slow motion. Look at him like, oh, my God. You know, and he's going like this.
And then he just goes, crack!
Just lands like this with his arms.
Tom Segura arm.
Oh, it was a Tom Segura body.
It was a Tom Segura body.
And then the whole place was just wild, really, really loud.
And it was like, ah!
And it was like, crickets.
And all you heard was this poor
kid
dead quiet we all ran
this is in the gang fight and i apologize to the school event yeah this is a school event. Yeah, this is a school event.
Man, that is ridiculous.
And so I'm like, I always laugh.
Oh, shit goes down.
I'm like, huh?
And then the police get come through.
They interrogate everybody. And everybody, all the bleachers, just sees me turn around and go, oh, shit.
I was loud.
And so they just definitely singled me out.
And I got some big trouble for that one.
What happened to the kid?
Snapped that arm?
He really fucked.
Yeah, he Tom Segura'd himself for sure.
He was fucked up for a long time.
Snapped the arm in a few different places, and he was in a cast.
I remember they would try to expel me, but I'm like, you know, too good looking.
So it didn't work out.
So it was like really awkward when I would see him at school.
Let me ask you a question.
Did they get the sign?
No,
no one got that fucking sign.
Sorry about your arm,
bro,
but nobody got that sign.
Tom still has trouble opening his hand.
Oh man.
That kid probably had problems for a long time.
I ran into him again,
just super randomly
no i i and if if that dude i mean he's a grown man now i apologize man you know it's i never
met him until that point it wasn't you know i always felt bad about that you know did you ever
get a moment with him yes i did it was so fucking weird i was in a doing some rap shit in some sort
of office or some podcast thing a decade later or whatever.
And we want to go down.
The elevator's going down.
And just me and my dudes looking all brutish and thuggish.
I don't know what we were doing.
And the elevator opens up.
It's like, ding.
And it's just, I'm in front.
And it's just him.
And I'm just looking at him.
And you recognized.
Because he was a freshman when you saw him
we both knew
you knew who Root was
right away
not a word was said
all that silence
and it was
he got in
I know I stood there
I didn't go in
he was already in there
he was in the elevator
I was on the outside
of the elevator
let's go down
and I was like
uh uh uh
and the dudes behind
all my guys were like
what was that
I was like ding
ding that was it I I was like, ding.
Ding.
That was it.
I saw him like 10 years later and that was it. So never a word.
Never a word.
The elevator went down.
We went down next elevator and he was not there.
You know, I don't think he wanted to talk to me.
You know?
So.
Yeah.
Then, yeah.
Then Pep Fest and Pep Rally was canceled in Minneapolis for like, maybe it never happened
after that.
You know? Yeah. Sorry about that, y y'all but it was definitely canceled after that
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southwest oh yeah i don't want to go i don't ever want to go there again man i've been once
we just went to south by southwest once but we were just in austin it changed you know i'm saying
it was it was a really cool place for bands to get discovered fucking 50 years ago.
Now it's like you're at the Pepsi stage that's shaped in a fucking Doritos bag
and with Kanye playing.
There's no chance for new up-and-coming acts.
That's a farce.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just a fucking high-priced music
festival with just lines and clout just nasty stinky clout you know so like you know i i did
go there a few years in a row you know trying to grind it out and shit and just sleep on someone's
couch and shit like back in the day and there was some cool shows um but now fucking oh i'm not
playing south by south first time i didn't play South by Southwest. You're like,
we don't have any offers.
I'm like,
yes,
but the one time in South by Southwest,
we went and had a show in San Antonio.
Cause I don't know.
They were doing that too.
They're trying to get involved in it.
Eight tilapia for dinner.
And that completely fucking destroyed me.
The worst food poisoning I ever got in my life.
Worst salmonella or whatever the fuck it was.
I've been there.
I know what you're talking about. And there was a show that night and we just have a little
rental car all my homies is with they're like you know we were young and active let's go do some
stuff before the show and i'm like i'm sitting in this car i'm like starting to sweat starting to
like get nauseous i'm like man i'm tired man man. I gotta sit in this car, man.
So I remember sitting in the car and being like, just hot sweat, spit, you know, spitty.
Like, all right, now I got to do this show.
And I held it down, the throw up.
And I wish I can throw up.
I can't throw up is the problem.
Is that right?
Yes.
What do you mean you can't?
A weird thing happened in high school.
You know, last time I threw up, I got really fucking drunk.
I got super high and I like lit a ping pong ball on fire and tried to smoke it.
And it was some weird whites.
Like I inhaled it and I got really.
That plastic?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Some funny shit.
And I inhaled it and I was like super sick and I threw up and I was really sick.
And then after that, I would just, and i was like super sick and i threw up and i was really sick and then after that i would just my body was like shut it down and i've been trying to because if
you could throw up that's a good start for some to get some shit out of you when you can't throw up
bitch you're sick for five or six days you're shitting it out like it's gonna go all the way
in your muscles and every single organ and shit and And so I did the show. I barely got over that show.
Wait, come back to this fucking smoking a ping pong ball.
It fucked you up that much, huh?
That plastic?
Yeah, don't smoke ping pong balls.
Don't do it.
You take anything away from this episode.
I remember I was just clowning.
Hold on.
Even as a joke, there's people out there just fucking holding ping pong balls.
Like, it's serious?
Well, I'm fascinated by that.
Of course it was a joke.
I wasn't trying to get high.
But that poison really fucked you up, huh?
It fucked me up.
Wow.
It changed my body chemistry forever.
Forever?
Yeah.
Wow.
So I know.
Even at this time at South by Southwest, I do the show,'m like now we gotta drive back to Austin and I have like 7 shows
in 3 days
I still gotta ask another question
what do you mean you can't throw up
your body will lock
you've never hit to the point where it just fucking comes out
I'm driving like come on
I'm sweating I'm running
I'm like please
I'm trying to push as hard as I can
but I get all the way
all the worst shit about throwing up, I still do, except the good shit.
You can't go there mentally and like start just tasting it and shit like that.
Mentally, I want to.
You got to focus.
You got to dig deep when you want to do that.
I've tried so hard.
I'll coach you.
I'll coach you next time.
All right, just hold my hair back.
I'll hold your hair back.
You got this, prof.
Come on now.
Think about waterfalls.
Yeah, man.
All right.
Sorry.
I'll stop interrupting.
So I can't throw up.
I'm in San Antonio.
It's fucking cracking.
I'm like, I need to throw up.
I know this is really bad, what's ever coming in my body.
And I know I have like four or five days really hard work ahead at the top by southwest i'm like i need to find ipicac you know that shit that makes
you throw up because i know i can't and i've never had it before that's just my only idea
and i'm like yo go to any you know cvs or uh walgreens whatever the fuck it is i need to get
this ipicac and so we like put it in the gps and we like it's like some party on the fucking
river walk have you been to san antonio no but i know i know the river walk so i'm on the river
walk it's fucking saturday night and people are like going crazy i'm like delusional i'm i'm uh
things are blurry and shit and we and uh they're like you have to get out this car right now
because it's somewhere down on the river walk we can't go down there so i'm like by myself like
everybody's partying and shit i'm sweating like ah straight poison i get up to fucking
walgreens they're like oh we just like sold a lot you know we don't have any more and i'm like
that was my last chance at this and so then i was sick and i did like seven shows in like three days in Austin.
Some grimy ass nasty little bars, you know,
not like, oh, there's a nice backstage
with your own private toilet.
Like this is like, this bar has been thrown up
and partied in for five days.
Here's a little six inch stage.
If you have to take shit, you know, you have to,
it's in a cokeriddled rat pissed.
And I was shitting all night long, just throwing out liters of piss out of my ass
and just trying to drink and drink.
And the next day, I'm like, all right, here, I'm on stage.
I'm like, fuck it, let's go.
And then I have to-
You did your show like that?
Yeah.
The show I see.
I mean, your show. I don't mean the show. I mean did your show like that? Yeah. The show I've seen. I mean your show.
I don't mean the show.
I mean your show.
Yeah.
On the verge of shitting yourself at any moment, as much as you jump around and run around
and dive into the crowd.
Yeah.
I still did all that shit.
I still did all that shit.
Were you scared at any moment?
Yes.
How do you focus on that?
I started.
I was like, oh, here we go, y'all.
You got to let them know. know hey i've had food poisoning i've been shitting my pants all day here's my set and then right after i did that i was like song was playing i'm like
i'm sick right now here we go and i just left the stage went around this corner and was shitting
you know rapping my fucking songs shitting you know wiping
my shit like i hope all y'all you know i'm doing a good job man going through my verses and
everything and rapping at the same time shitting in my i was wearing shorts and so i pulled the
shorts down there was just throw up and vomit of like four days everywhere and i was sick as
fuck i was like this is one of the worst worst experiences of my press this story is gonna make some people throw up and you can't
even throw up and i did that for like seven shows in two or three days like just like just like that
i have i mean knock on wood i've told we were talking about it before i've never it just goes
away when you get on stage usually you know usually yeah piss or shit you don't i
don't care how long i'm up there i don't feel it so this is what happens to me i feel like that's
gotta be crazy i feel like a submarine before i go on stage everything just tightens up my dick
gets little it's like i call it basketball dick you ever like really when you do an athletic
performance or whatever your dick goes in for like battle mode you know you can't be out here
just free weight you know getting injured and shit you just can't be out here you know no but um and and everything tightens up and you go underwater
you know what i mean yeah i get off stage man i'll get all i get off stage and i'm just like
oh i'll start farting again and stuff my dick will get big again and or regular size or however
you know but um yeah usually usually you tighten up and you can get everything done
but not when you're really really sick like that i couldn't should you have canceled
yeah like it was that bad well i don't know looking back you're shitting on a toilet
nothing came of it nothing came of this i wasn't discovered no i get no fucking fans from that
shit was for no fucking reason whatsoever i should
have canceled right away should have just taken a flight back but back then you're like oh you know
there's probably hopefully there's some sort of record exec in this dumb ass bar that i'm
performing for in for no reason yeah definitely not worth it what um i wanted to ask you the the is that time bomb tour different than
what you just talked about well time bomb tour i i i bear some responsibility for that because i
like cat litter and cat shit so it wasn't like a tilapia at a restaurant like i deserve that shit
you know what i mean i said i was at a party and it was really it was really boring it was really boring
it was a really boring party i'm like yo let's fucking get weird somewhere else and you know
we got drunk and ate cat shit and then we were going through the desert cat shit yeah it was
kitty litter and i don't you know i've lived a lot of different lives you know i'm not doing that i'm
not doing that anymore but i was on some jackass shit like if i was bored i'd be like even for the party i'd be like watch this y'all and i'll just take
one for the team and it'll go all the way up that was me um and it started i did that in
i think it's somewhere in colorado like denver or something then the next you know i was sick
for a few days and we toured the southwest well you're eating shit and cat litter like neither
of those two well i'm sure there's a little bit of shit shit and cat litter. Like neither of those two could be good for you.
Well, I'm sure there was a little bit of shit in the cat litter.
I mean, I didn't take a chunk of shit.
I think it was just, I don't know.
I was fucked up.
Yeah, I mean, sure.
Yeah.
And, you know, then our van broke down and we were stuck in the desert while I was shitting
behind like cactuses and shit and wiping my ass with stage towels.
Yeah, that was...
Van broke down in the desert uh dude dude um in the um
who in the uh tow truck it's like you need a big ass tow truck for this he's like i can take five
of y'all there's six of us one of us is staying in this fucking desert you know we're like pulling
straws and he's like well he took like a bunch of dudes in the cab.
And he was like, fuck it.
Get in the truck.
We're going to put you on the truck.
Hide.
Put your head down in the van in the back of the truck.
And he took us there illegally.
And I was just really fucking drunk the whole time.
And I had long hair.
And then when we got to like San Diego, I buzzed it bald down the middle.
And so I was sick as fuck.
And I was like, nothing matters anymore.
I was drunk.
And like, yeah.
And then we pulled up to LA and one of the richest people I've ever met is like a fan.
And he was like, I got you guys a, this hotel.
It's almost like near Catalina or something.
We had a day off and the van is fixed by now.
And we pull out of this fucking van.
It's a classic fucking
nasty kid van like come inside the van rust everywhere it's white we pull up there's
lamborghinis and ferraris everywhere and i step out i'm in a robe for some reason
don't give a fuck about my life anymore i'm like smoking menthols i have my hair is like this and
i step out with a cigarette into this place and i'm like it's the best it's the best hotel i've ever seen in my entire life and it was pretty gnarly and
then in santa cruz we got robbed completely everything taken the whole the whole shebang
how'd they get you every instrument well we parked and we got ice cream
on the pier they got they got us while we were getting ice cream. We're like, this is so amazing.
Wow, look at their seals.
And some crackheads
were getting to work, bro.
They were getting to work.
And we were having
such a pleasant day.
Yeah, we were having
such a pleasant day.
Did you tow a trailer
with all your shit in it?
Is that what they went in?
Or they got in that van?
They got in the van.
And just took everything?
Everything.
How many guys?
Probably like, it was a knock, it was a bang, bang job.
And you didn't see them when you got back?
All the instruments were gone, all the, no, they were gone.
All the windows were down.
Like we took our time.
You knew right away.
We pulled up right in front of these motherfuckers.
We saw them.
We were like, oh, these dudes are grimy.
Y'all crackheads.
Ha ha.
All right, see ya, peace.
Have fun with all of our shit.
It was dumb as fuck.
Changed the way we think about touring so i mean every computer every instrument every fucking speaker like you know passports we were going up into canada afterwards like we lost
everything damn passports oh that's dangerous clothes then you're like oh shit well i gotta
call this part the chargers then you're like man. Then it really makes you think about just any tiny little creature comfort in life that you need to do.
And so we made it through that tour.
That was one tour.
It was fucking nuts.
Yeah.
I don't trust anybody out there.
I don't leave shit in my car, nothing.
I know on Melrose, a lot of comedians left shit in their car in these homes.
Just go by, bash the window, grab it, go there's goes my laptop there goes my purse I'm like why are you leaving your purse in plain sight
on the seat stupid yeah that's stupid we did some stupid shit I mean it helps now that we're in a
bus it's like man it's official we're up here we got we got fucking it locks it locks yeah no one's
no one knows who's on a bus right and well you there's always someone on a bus with some fucking
heat if it fucking need be.
And no one's fucking with that shit.
And so I'm really, really thankful to be official that way, touring the right way, and not doing all that other shit anymore.
Sheesh.
You also said you had a recent death in your life, too.
Are you comfortable talking about that?
Yeah. No, I i mean i fucking posted
about it so that was that was my little buddy pilot he was um i dumped my dog uh german short
hair pointer how long did you have him he was 11 so it was kind of young i don't know did you get
him when he was baby maybe eight weeks to to to you know 11 years and he was like he was one family member that i put in
the spotlight and everybody knew him like you know if i was walking out the dog you know people
would shout oh what's up pilot like yeah yeah we had that's what i do at princess over there yeah
i got a fucking dog named princess you know my daughter said to me the other day she goes
i'm kind of over the princess stuff now i was like yeah you're getting older and you're over
the princess stuff she goes yeah i go just just so you know we have a dog named princess remember
what i was telling you she named her that she named her princess lily rose and i kept saying
listen can we just call her that but princess is her title yeah princess something title it's not a
yeah and she's like that's her name and And I was like, all right, whatever.
You did it.
I picked my battle.
You did it.
So now she's Princess Lily Rose, yeah.
And I'm outside going,
Princess!
I'm yelling that shit.
You must feel like a little bitch, man.
No, I'm a dad.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm a dad.
It's over, bro.
I'm a dad.
I have no dignity.
Bitch, what do you think this is, man?
Princess!
I'm doing that shit out there
with no shame.
I'm like, what are you looking at, motherfucker?
Some tighty-whities.
I'll still fight you.
I'll still fight you.
So, Pilot was like, we have like a dog clothing line called Co-Pilot.
You know, like people knew him and shit.
So, I post about him a lot.
And he just got this cancer growth in his like you know in his skull like near near his
face like inner outside of his head and it just went super quick man and i was like i don't want
to i don't want to i wanted to get someone to come in eventually he was he hated the fucking uh
vet anytime we went in there he knew he knew what time it was like he hated that shit i'm like i'm
not going to take him to the vet for his last experience in life.
I was like, I want someone to come to my house and fucking kill him.
We were calling people.
We were like, how do you do this?
When is the right time?
I don't really want you to come yet.
He's still kind of walking around.
When did you know?
I knew when I had to carry him down like three stairs.
When he wasn't, he was having trouble going to the bathroom.
Then I was like, fuck.
And it happened real quick.
Then I was like, maybe now's the time.
You know, I don't want to kill a dog early if he's still kind of like having fun with you, you know.
And I think I waited too long because I then it, I'm drastically calling everybody like,
you need to come here now.
I never knew I would be in that situation.
Like come kill my dog right now,
you know?
And they came over.
Oh man.
You found somebody that day.
Yeah.
And they were fucking amazing.
Like,
this is what's going to happen.
One shot to do something.
And then the other two,
you know,
knock the heart out.
It's three shots?
Two.
Two total.
So, yeah.
Man, I was right by his side.
After the first shot.
Where in your home?
Right in the front door.
It was right.
He was stuck there.
That was just wherever he was.
Yeah, he was on his little dog bed and he was just right near the front door.
And she was like, the first shot, he might breathe or whatever.
First shot, he was like, oh, oh, oh.
And I've never even heard him make that noise.
Oh, no.
This is a terrible door.
I was like, oh, no.
I was like, I'm right here.
I'm right here.
I'm just holding him.
And he's like.
Are you by yourself? Is anyone else holding you? Man, my girl I was like, I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm just holding him. And he's like. Are you by yourself?
Is anyone else holding you?
Man, my girl's with me just right there with him.
And he is like screaming like a human.
And I've never heard that before in my life.
And then eventually, though, he like calmed down again.
His eyes were open.
And she was like, okay.
And, you know, he was nice and calm.
I was right by the side whispering in his ear and stuff.
Oh, fuck. You know, like, you've been such a good boy man so thankful that it uh it comes in and i'm like
i had my hand on his heart and i was like that's it like and then now he's gone that was the second
shot yeah the second shot was a lot quieter a lot more peaceful and how long the whole process was
like 10 minutes like can you really feel the heart slow
i felt the heart slow down no i was right there i was right i was like almost i'm gonna be right
here with you the whole way like i want to know everything and it was and you felt it stop
damn i was like that's it and then you've wrapped them up in the blanket and then i just carried them right out to her car
and where'd you bury them ashes oh yeah it was ashes yeah and so yeah i was carrying them
my girl's like his his foot his foot is out the blanket it was like it's like way over there and
i'm like oh shit i'm like whatever man i. But it felt good to like say goodbye in such a thorough way.
And you were there, too.
I was right there.
It's not like you're on the road and you had to come back and hear that news.
I was on the road like leading up.
Like I was like, he's in bad shape.
I shot a.
No, I shot a music video.
I shot a really sad music video.
It's going to come out sometime next year whenever it's called Tombstones.
And it's a sad ass video. In the middle of the video, I got the news saying he was terminal.
And so they were like, let's keep, are you okay? Do you want to keep shooting? I'm like,
well, what do I need to do? Make a sad face? They're like, yeah. I'm like, let's fucking go.
And so when you see this video come out, it's probably going to be a long time because we're
like six months in advance. We're working so hard hard but when that video of tombstones comes out you can be like oh damn that dude just got news his dog is
gonna die so that's interesting but it was such a good goodbye to him it was so thorough and
fucking sad so heartbreaking that afterwards i was like okay like i wasn't i was like at peace
because i knew i just saw the whole process.
There was no, like, second guessing anything.
Like, I was pretty good pretty quick afterwards.
How about you?
How many kids do you have?
Are you comfortable talking about that?
Yeah.
Only on your show.
I think I might have had a second one since I talked to you.
She was pregnant.
Yep.
So how old's your oldest?
Two and a half. Right now? Mm-hmm. now okay so you haven't really had to tell no or how do you explain that where's pilot
he still goes where's pilot and he's dead yeah he's dead he died he's not he's not with us he's
dead oh pilot's dead pilot's dead yeah he doesn't know what that means but he's gone he's dead. Yeah. He doesn't know what that means, but he's gone. He's dead. He's not here.
He's dead.
Are you going to get another dog?
Eventually.
I got to have a dog.
I'm a dog person.
Yeah.
There's just too much going on right now.
I know.
I got a lot on my plate, dude.
I don't want a bitch ass dog that I don't like that is like running around doing shit.
I want to be able to train it or whatever, you know?
Like, I don't want having a nasty dog you don't like on top of a family i've
i've i know people with shitty dogs like that fucking sucks they do suck so i'm not i knew
we had a cousin one time and they were so shitty the dog jumped the fence and left i'm not even
bullshitting it ran away you don't hear that much dogs usually ran away from you
i see him out here with homeless people all the time.
My cousin was such a piece of shit, this dog ran the fuck away.
I was like, that dog knows what's up.
Deserve that shit.
All right, so here's what I want to ask you now.
As a dad, you're a rapper.
You're touring all the time.
What do you want for your kids?
They're certainly not growing up the way you did none
of us none of our kids are growing i'm on i'm on track to do what i want what i set out to do with
them is them just not needing to have to be tough you know like i want them to be resilient as fuck
but i don't want them to have to fucking have to shank motherfuckers you know like just mentally
be as nasty as i've been coming up you know what i mean like um because you get into trouble and
whatever like i want them to be able to um flourish and do whatever they want like follow their
interests you know what i mean and not have to fucking worry about like the shit that i did you
know and not having like i mean there's
days waking up like man i i think i need to whoop this dude's ass i think i need to prove to these
people or i need to do that like i think i would like them to wake up and be like um i can't wait
to go to fucking basketball practice or something you know like yeah there's days i would wake up
like where's my meal coming from today where am I sleeping tonight? My kids never got to worry about that shit.
Yeah.
I mean, my mom, I definitely have memories of popcorn for dinner.
You know, like this is it, you know, lots of hamburger, boiled hot dogs and stuff like that.
But yeah, it's not going to be like that for them already.
You know, so I don't know what will happen with some teenagers and shit, especially when when they see what the fuck all the videos have been fucking pops on online doing all this wild
shit but you know then again i could tell them like man like my circumstances were different
you know and they have episodes like this to listen to to really figure out who you are too
if they don't have this conversation i'll fucking tell them yeah you know what i mean like you're
straight with them yeah i mean i know my son's gonna be fucking stronger than me
but if he's smarter than me then i'm fucked you know what i mean then then i'll probably just
go out for a carton of cigarettes and never come back you know what i mean like what's gonna happen
if you get in an argument with with your child about some sort of and then they, like, box you in a corner or something.
My daughter already does it to me.
Fuck, you're already smarter than me.
God damn it.
But you said – I say, you know what I'm going to do?
Because she's not wrong either.
I know.
Listen to me.
I'm going to start repeating back what you said.
And then every time you say something wrong, I'm going to see.
And eventually we're going to hit the point where you fucking can't
stand it either that's what we're gonna do yeah and she'll do that to me but you said but you said
and i'm like yeah i always want to try to have these conversations i'm like all right because i
promised her two things i would never say because i said so i hated that i hated being treated like
that as a kid that just means for no fucking reason other
than i want to be dominant over your power trip and yeah and i don't why why not just tell me
okay because i know i'm losing instead of that because i care about you right because this is
what and the other thing i promised her and i won't do it is um lick a napkin and fucking wipe
her face i'm fucking oh my fucking god she's like mom does that to me like that fucking stank spit all up on your
face i ain't gonna do that to you my sister told me she was like the number one thing she wanted
and i man it resonated with me and so i take it too she was like i just growing up i don't want
to have to fucking clip coupons coupons and just you know balance a checkbook and add every single
penny take things off of the cart and and you and, you know, cause that's, that's how we went grocery shopping for, you know,
the whole time. And, and that really pissed her off and we're not pissed her off, but it was,
it's, it's, it's sad to take food away, you know, when you're grocery shopping. And that happened
every time I went grocery shopping, there was always something, you know, this is, we're buying $74. I have $74
cash here, or I've $74 in my checking account, my mama, and then she'd have to balance that shit.
And like, boom, that's it. You need to be careful. You can't fucking go one penny over or that shit
bounce. That's, you know, so it's good to be like, not have to check prices and groceries.
I still check them prices and fucking everything else.
I'm not buying no fucking $70 T-shirt or something like that.
But as far as like if some oranges are a little, you know.
So that's a good goal too.
I always was embarrassed that I had holes in my socks, underwear,
shit like that.
And I promise myself to this day.
I mean, my sock drawer is overflowing
like a motherfucker and if i pull one up and it's got a hole up on the side of it it's gone
yeah gone i'm the freshest cleanest shit my dog oh nothing like a fresh clean pair of socks i read
somewhere the foo fighters i feel like had that in their rider like everywhere they went it was a
fresh pair of socks that makes sense it feels good to put your feet in a fresh pair of fucking socks yeah fuck yeah i'm with it um dude
thank you for coming back on here i appreciate you coming in i can't wait to watch the video
there's video this time yeah that's cool man yo i'm very very thankful to have you as a friend
man i'm happy to be back here it's's a good conversation every time I see you.
This is wild.
My boy, Barry Dees.
What's up, Barry?
He's the one that connected us.
Originally, he made a little graphic with your music in it, and so many people started hitting us up.
That's my manager was like, yo, check this shit out.
Yeah, Barry Dees.
Oh, my Deezus.
He does great graphics, all that shit.
And then I started realizing how many fans we had in common i was really pleasantly surprised that our worlds crossed
like that yeah i saw that shit and felt the same thing i was like damn and then y'all came out to
comedy story tonight you're going back again tonight you're gonna see good shows yeah well
thank you you don't want to promote anything and unplug your social nothing you know nothing there's nothing out there just fucking yeah you don't have to
that's fine i don't know like when it is coming out like yeah yeah my manager was like this he
was like look man if he asks you can you just at least put up your social or something like that
it actually does have a uh um effect like it does have an effect and i was like no promises it's that prof
gampo right yeah gompo gompo g-a-m-p-o god damn it i was gonna say no but you're saying it at the
very end that shit out yeah go do what you want man like do what you want my music is really go
listen my music is really fucking good so go see see them live. I mean, your fucking live shows are absolutely insane.
And when I brought my neighbor, Jen came that night, Kim Congdon,
Wineshank, they all came.
And I was like, listen, just trust me on this.
Come and you'll see.
And they loved you.
I'm glad I disappointed.
That show was the shit.
It was a great show.
Yeah, so just put me on Spotify or something.
Give us a couple songs to try.
I got songs with people and other rappers too and shit.
Yeah, you're great.
I'm just happy to come here and talk to you.
Dude, you're welcome anytime.
Thank you for coming back.
Oh, man.
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What is this dude so you can there's a lot of good shit in there you can learn you can learn how to press record uh you can even yo i thought we got all easy this motherfucker motherfucker over here. You can pair.
It'll teach you how to pair video with audio.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
You can turn on and off your cameras.
This is great, man.
Thank you for the gift.
We're going to learn how to do that here.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, man.
We'll get that video rolling.
Appreciate you, dog.
This is great.