The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler - Prof - ProfDew

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

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free. All right. So if you're looking for a new podcast to listen to, go listen to my old podcast, The Crab Feast. Jay Larson and I did it. It was seven and a half year library. And that library is going to do over a million downloads this year. That's how strong you guys still are out there. So it's audio. It's got everyone you know and love and podcasting with different stories. All right. Come see me on tour December 8th and 9th. We're closing out in San Francisco, California. We'll get you new dates for 2024 later. But for now, that's the biz. You know what we're doing over here. We're highlighting the low lights lights i always say these are the stories behind the storytellers i'm very glad to have this guest back on the honeydew y'all three-time audio two-time video ladies and gentlemen prof is back i just ran into our boy barry d's insa, who's the guy that originally, he does graphics for the show,

originally tagged you and put the music in, introduced me to you. And then that was really, I told him, I was like, that was the beginning of realizing how many of our fans really were crossover. Because you never know. It's like two different sports. It's football and baseball. They're two different things. Yeah, people love seeing both. Oh, yeah.

You guys fuck with each other? Oh, man. All right. They love when two worlds collide's football and baseball. They're two different things. Yeah, people love seeing both. Oh, yeah. You guys fuck with each other? Oh, man. All right. They love when two worlds collide like that and connect. So I'm glad to have you back. We're going to get into it. But before we talk about it, we're going to talk about plug, promote, whatever you want. I know you love to be the eye.

Nothing. Nothing. I know you love it. You know what the fuck the deal is. What's the tour? What's the new tour called? What's the tour called the one you're on right now a high price shoes tour high price shoes yeah high price shoes okay

i'm i'm that was like my last music video was a song called high price shoes and is that the one you had kim and sarah in no that was judy judy yeah my mother's name no is that what it was yeah yeah we flew down here and um we had to did in court in a courtroom and there was no there's not a set that big in the midwest so we're like is it downtown in that building that like 11 11 building downtown it's got all those different rooms yeah it's got a bunch of different yeah like a dmv and shit's in there yeah there's a bunch of shit in there so that was really cool very very professional like that was my first experience with like because what we just do in minnesota usually and it's just a bunch of people like trying their best you know i'm saying but um same director and

everything but his his help his cast of characters were like pros yeah they're all like oh i was on this video and i was in this movie blah blah all the, blah. All the actors are all, you know, got their sheets and stuff. And it was a crazy big production. So it was cool. So go check Prof out on tour for sure. And I'm glad you're still doing it because I want to talk to you specifically about what happened to you. You're lucky to be alive for real. I'm almost dying in January in the hospital on my back, clotted up.

Yeah, I was talking to you through that whole experience because, you know, I had a back surgery too. dying in January in the hospital on my back, clotted up. Yeah. I was talking to you through that whole experience because I, you know, I had a back surgery too. So I'm like, yeah, you know, checking in on you. And then it just kept getting worse, bro. It was good. Dude, I was supposed to have Robert Kelly, who I still, I can't wait to get you on here, Bobby Kelly, on here.

And I kept telling him, I was texting him like, dude, I'll be out in two days. I'll be out in two days i'll be out in two more days and i'm like i almost died i don't know what's going on you were in there for so fucking long almost a month i was in there it's like over three weeks and and uh did it just get i mean i clawed it for four days that was what it was it was my back was fine except there was a small tear and they fixed it. And they're like, all right, now just lay and chill. And the laying and chilling.

Oh, you didn't cause that shit. None of, all this was a medical mistake on Cedars-Sinai part. I, and all the surgeons. You hear that? Yeah. You hear that, Cedars-Sinai? I need help. All the surgeons came in and told me this was a mistake.

This shouldn't happen. What happened to me wasn't because of lifestyle. It wasn't like you're eating uh improperly you're not exercising you're smoking too much or drinking none of that it was are you gonna swim or anything i will talk off we'll talk all night we'll talk all night yeah sometimes i'll get into it sometimes it's just more uh look here's the thing i'm gonna say. That's exactly right. I don't care how much it's worth. In the state of California, they cap it anyway. It's $250,000. That's what you're entitled to.

That's it? That's it. Okay, now if you're- What if they just paralyze somebody? Well, then there's tears. I'm the guy that gets the $250,000. If there's a pregnancy, if there's a death, then it goes up. But you're capped at $250,000. If there's a pregnancy? That's the max, though's then it's it goes up but you're capped at

250 there's a pregnancy though yeah if you like someone accidentally impregnates somebody well i mean they could actually someone could be pregnant and then they fuck up the bait okay yeah then there's more money accidental pregnancy yeah accidental fuck up to pregnancy okay uh but anyway i don't want to spend a year and a half of my life going to court. Exactly. Dealing with this shit. Yeah. And I don't care how much money it's worth. I'm not going to sue. I'm not going to sue.

No, I'm not. I don't want to. I really don't. I have no interest in it because I know what it is. They're like, look, you're going to have to find a medical professional who's going to go against everybody and say, yeah. And then, first of all, good luck doing that. Then you got to come in and do your deposition. I don't want to spend any more energy i'm glad to be here i mean it'd be nice if y'all paid my medical bills

i shouldn't have to come out of pocket for the minimum i would like that done yeah other than that i don't give a fuck about this 250 or any of that number it's fake it's not real and in the end it'll be like you're gonna get eight thousand dollars like i just spent a year and a half of my life for that fuck that that's how now um but let's talk about you because as i'm in there laying there and they're telling me i might die i'm looking on social media and seeing you might fucking die and i'm like what the fuck's going on yeah hold up to that camera right here look at that shit dude it is so i i get looks at like restaurants and shit. People are like, oh. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I'm like, no. Yeah. It's for some. I'm going to watch. Like, bitch, I'm happy. Look at that. Yeah, it's fucking very obvious.

So tell us what happens. Tell us exactly how it happened and what happened. And that's what they said at the hospital too. Like, are you going to hurt yourself? Yeah. Do you have feelings? Are you i'm like no and then finally um uh the er doctor recognized me oh what's up hell yeah i'm saying so i'm like where were you can you tell me everything okay so you're on the road i'm doing a show in atlanta okay doing a show in atlanta um and after

the shows i like to take a shower on the bus because I'm just fucking drenched. You've seen the shows and I'm like, yeah, you're one of the best live performs I've ever seen. I tell everybody that it is true. You can say that it is true. So I usually take a shower. Well, after every show, I take a shower and I'm taking a shower and usually I'm on the bus like alone. No one's usually back there or whatever. Luckily, my DJ Wonka and my homie Cody was on the bus. And usually there's not anybody on the bus. So I'm taking a shower and the shower head is just leaking off the connection more than the actual shower.

So I'm actually showering with a broken connection. I'm like, this shit's stupid, whatever. I take my shower. But at the end, I look back in there. I'm still naked and shit i'm like let me let me tighten this connection and i'm sitting there tightening the connection and it just goes and it just breaks it fails and it just goes like this oh so it's sliced under like that it went one side went like this and and it just like that and it didn't it didn't break at the thread of the at the thread it broke at like the cast

so like the aluminum cast of the uh broke and you could feel it i kept it for a keepsake and you can touch it's a razor blade right like sharper than a razor blade like you can touch a razor blade and not get cut this thing is gonna cut you even if you touch it and so and do you feel it right away i don't feel anything nothing it's so quick and it was so sharp and clean i just go and a spray of blood like fine mist comes out and i'm like and i look at it and i don't know what it looked like before that what do you see it was it was it was way wide open all the way wide open all the way wide what do you see you see in tendons and shit bro it wasn't even bloody yet like it was all the white

meat and like look at i mean if you could see camera, like, look at all of the things in there. Yeah. Look at all the muscles and shit that move and everything. That's why people go for that spot. They kill them. Oh. Seeing that, it burned in my. And you're standing there naked. Burned and it's all the white stuff.

There's white things and then like, so yeah. So my first thing is just going like this. No. white stuff there's white things and then think like so yeah so my first thing is just going like this no no uh total disbelief like way worse than anything i could imagine what it just looked fucking awful and i put my hand on it and i'm like no fucking way no fucking way and it was just so i just had i spent a second i was just thinking about it and i'm like but you know they uh look at it then this is how my mind is going i'm like well then just check and then my mind goes ain't no fucking way i'm letting go of my hand so then i was like all right yeah because like because i'm not letting go i know i know it's fucking is blood dripping out from under that at this point when you're holding it like that i went really quick

like it was really quick so like less maybe even less than a second you know but there was there was there's blood coming under it and stuff like that and then and it sprayed that dude yeah it was like fine mist like like when i went back in the shower you could see it wasn't like a lot because i you know i got it right away but it it yeah it like sprayed and um i'm like, totally naked. I'm like, fuck this. So the door is shut. I kick that bitch. Well, open. Boom. And then I see Wonka and Cody there.

You know what I'm saying? And they're like down this long aisle of the bus because people sleep on the bus like that. And they're both like, what the fuck? I'm naked there. And I'm very, very specific. I go, you know, sometimes you're like, don't call 911. You don't, you know, 911's scary. Please come.

I'm not sure yet. Just hold on a minute. Not this time. I said, fucking call 911. I slit my wrist wide fucking open. Call 911. I slit my wrist open. And then they're like. And are you still at the venue at this point on the

road now but i mean are you rolling okay you're still in the people are still loading out okay um and so i'm and then they're just like their eyes their faces they're it so innocent but wide open eyes like huh what you know like 10 it seemed like forever going by i'm like did you hear what the fuck i just said i'm like go and they're like what do you mean what and i had to repeat myself like dude call 9-1-1 right now i slipped my my wrist is slit wide open and they're like and poor wonka man bless his heart dude he is so bad at um just like crisis situations dude he was he is scared of everything you know i'm saying this shit slow down he's like it's sped up i looked him in the eye and said call 9-1-1 how many times did you say it twice three times three times yeah and you know they see me naked it's like well you know it's a

lot to process you kick the door open you could be doing some funny shit you're naked they thought it was like a prank you know my dick's out and everything but um yeah eventually they were like oh shit you know and so walkers the the worst at a crisis situation and then you got cody who's like the opposite he's like probably the worst and the Cody, who's like the opposite. He's like probably the worst and the different, like he's like the boy scout. You know what I'm saying? He had,

he came running with a tourniquet and shit. And he's like, he's tying it up all high. And I'm like, no, dude, I want to keep my elbow. I'm like,

you don't need to fucking, you don't need to put it up. I'm trying to take your forearm from the wrist. I'm like, no, up there, dude. Like,

I'm going to keep my elbow. around my neck. Why you put it on my neck like he was like no let's do this with a with a apple cord you know what i'm saying i'm like oh jesus christ man but that was uh that was after a while so i look at wonka i'm like call 9-1-1 this motherfucker doesn't call 9-1-1 he he runs off the bus and he he uh he uh he goes to the tour manager which takes an additional two or three minutes to like find her and have her come back and she's got the balls to call 911 so wanka i'm talking to him and he's like man honestly like i wouldn't have even he was like i would have slipped down fell on my blood and, and FaceTimed my daughter and said goodbye.

That was his plan. He was like, that's exactly what would happen. I would have FaceTimed my daughter and said goodbye. And I fucking passed out. So I'm sitting there like this, and I'm grabbing it as hard as I can, my wrist. Have you looked at it yet? Again, I mean. Oh, hell no.

No. There's nothing that's going to fucking take my- You're not taking it all i'm i'm i'm squeezing as hard like my life depended on it because it obviously did so you know cody's doing this thing and we got 9-1-1 on the phone now we got the tour manager on the bus and stuff cody put my some shorts on me which is cool you know saying so everybody didn't have to look at my dick the whole time is there are there no paramedics on site at the venue or anything? Like no one can come over?

Don't they legally have to have somebody there for some shit? I don't know. But I mean, people have seizures and shit. Yeah, right. You know, like all the time because of lights and stuff. There's been people who pass out and stuff. We've been having them drop out. My shows.

We had a handful of them already. I heard about that. For real, dude. For real. And so, like, I don't know. There was no one there. we've been having them drop out my shows no i had a handful of martin left and right for real dude it's all like i don't know there's there was no one no one there so how long does it take the ambulance to get to the bus man it felt like a quite a while um and you're just holding it yeah well we were on the phone with 911 and the paramedics were like well take your hand off uh uh they taught i said fuck no they're like then you get a towel do this i'm like i'm not taking my hand off like my the the the cut hand was turning purple i was it was i was losing all was it really i was bro i

was i was holding as tight as i could this this arm was like shaking because i was like after like 15 minutes of as hard as i possibly can you know i'm saying are you starting to feel lightheaded or anything like that i'm not losing any blood nothing really not i am squeezing hard as fuck i'm i mean like a tourniquet basically yeah blood is not coming in or out and they're like well let's you know want to check your wrist to see what the damage is i'm like i saw that shit and they were like they said they told me i was like no i ain't doing that they're like oh okay i'm like i'm not taking my fucking hand off so i didn't and then the paramedics came and um that was iffy what do you mean they had that that was the first time where they're like you know they need to take it all take it off yeah so what happened so there's like i think it's on my

facebook or something there's there's video of me like like like like um grimacing or whatever and um them looking at it and i just i was like i felt like that was pretty scary moment um and then they looked at it real quick put it you know then they put some more shit on it. And, you know, you catch any of them, give each other a look like they were like, I didn't,

I didn't want to, I didn't want to look at it again. You know what I'm saying? But I like all the people who were around me, my tour crew and everything. And there was a couple like, Oh, like,

cause everybody's seeing it for the first time. Like, Oh, this is worse. It was, it was, it was, it was,

it was quiet. and then a lot of people kind of were like who we suing water pick who we suing bro who we fucking whatever i don't know man prevost the tour bus who we suing bro i think probably the showerhead company that's what i'm saying water pick who is the sunbeam who we suing um but the uh the bills were like nothing which was awesome i think uh so what happens they take you to the hospital so here's a really dumb thing that i did i was like this is really i'm almost ashamed to say this they were they were like all right so let's go to the hospital i was like how much how much nah so stupid they're like well this will be like two grand for the ride it's not stupid

because this is every what every american that's that's stupid though you know what i'm saying you should not have to be like oh you should not my life depended on it and i i took my negotiate no you did not i did not take the ambulance get the fuck Put a coupon on your life, bro. Get the fuck. I can afford that shit, too. That's so stupid. Listen, I don't care. I wanted to save a couple bucks.

Every human being could figure out how to get $2,500 if it meant a ride to the hospital to save their life. We all have to figure it out. So stupid. So you really take the bus? We speed. Do they give you an escort? Charge you half? How do you get up there?

So I should have arrived with the ambulance in there because the Grady Trauma Unit, downtown Atlanta, they got the call. They knew I was coming. You know what I'm saying? So instead of arriving in a fucking ambulance and being shipped right away to the plastic surgeon and shit, I get dropped off in this huge waiting room lobby and I'm still holding my fucking wrist. So, I mean, this got to be 20 minutes since I've fucking cut it. And I'm looking, there's hundreds of people in the lobby, all on drugs and shit. People moaning, laying on the floor and shit.

No, I'm waiting in line. Hey, my name is, you know, da, da, da. Okay, have a seat. And I sit down and I'm like, I'm going to fucking die. Everybody else is like rolling around too, like dying or whatever. But I'm like, I can't fucking wait

six hours sitting here. I can't, like my hand was cramping and shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I can't do this shit. They called me right away. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I can't do this shit. They called me right away. You know what I'm saying? Because they, if they didn't,

you just got to go up and take that hand off and just spray it. I think I'm going to need to be seen. Yeah. Yeah. You're too bad. Yeah,

just start spraying people with this butt stuff. I just got a question. I can only like do that once though. Yeah. So they take you back? They take me right, they call my name like right away because they knew I was there. They're once though. So they take you back? They take me right, they call my name like right away

because they knew I was there. They're waiting on me. They like the plastic surgeon woke up in the middle of the night to come meet me there and shit. And so they take me back there and man, the Grady Trauma Unit in Atlanta,

one of the most traumatizing fucking places I've ever been in my life it was Saturday night Saturday morning oh yeah everybody's drinking everyone was dying everyone was dying around me every room was full I was in the um the hallway outside him you know the dude right next to me um was on fentanyl or something like that he just fell off of a fucking building and he was all crushed moaning and stuff and then and i'm listening and i'm listening people were like oh we got the man got attacked by baseball bat you know his heads up you know oh he died boom people running around and i'm just like just like a tear just comes down my face i'm just like but i am really crying you know because i ain't no bitch the tear was just

i had no control over you know i'm just kidding but so they put me in the fucking hallway and um they they see me right away like they are amazing like i want to thank the Grady Trauma Unit. Like, they were amazing. The hardest part of the entire thing was when they had to check it. The dude comes up to me, the doctor. He's putting on his gloves. And it hurt. It hurt. Like, it hurt a lot.

Sting? It was like, it was, it did sting. But it was like, I felt like I got hit with a baseball bat in that area. It was real tender, like even from like here down, like, and it hurt. And so dude goes, we need to see what we're dealing with. See if the arteries cut, obviously, you know what I'm saying? And then, so he comes up and then all these other nurses start surrounding him and me and there's like six to eight people now and i'm like in back of my chair and i'm like what's going on and he was like this is gonna hurt i need to i need to you know with his hands he needs to open it up spread things around and look at it and i'm

like okay he's gonna put his fingers in there. Give me the Novocaine then. And they're like, no time. No time. I'm like, give me a pill. Give me a pill. They're like, no time. They were like, bro, this is dead ass serious about this.

They were like, bite down on this. There's a towel here. I was like, oh. And then people started to like come around and stuff like this you have insurance they're gonna hold me they're gonna hold me down like you're some civil war fan bro i thought this was like what the fuck is this the middle ages like this is insurance this is what we deal with yeah i'm like give me a no no me up they're telling you now no we need to do this right around in there we need this right now which i was like okay okay fuck it makes sense i guess you know so they fucking

put a towel in my mouth and then they put a towel over my head and i'm sitting back there like and then they're starting to grab my arms and stuff so i don't like shake and everything and that fucking that was that was how long was the worst time how long was he digging in there felt like and it felt like forever is he trying to make sure everything's not like sever he was he was taking things no wide open on my inside blood and everything's just pumping yeah no well luckily my uh artery wasn't slit so there was there was blood from other things but it wasn't like full like that but he is moving like let me see your wrist so imagine he was doing this but on the inside like oh yeah i'm moving that to the side moving this out of the way looking at other

things and shit like that with his fucking hands just woke up with those middle of night eyes and shit too i was like they're like you're doing good you're doing good and i'm like you know i wasn't like screaming or anything but i was like definitely moaning and uh that shit was really tough so then what does he have to do is that sewed up so uh stapled what happened this is how close it was um they so i had damage um just um more so than just the skin but barely any so in the artery there's an artery there's tendons and they have sheaths over them so they have like these coatings i split the sheath to my artery and and the sheath to a bunch of tendons but i didn't split the actual artery so i learned about that from my back surgery like my nerves were uh all that coating was gone yeah so does that grow back

i don't know they put me on my way man that they had they were busy so you know once they once they figured out um that i wasn't uh didn't have my artery slit they were like all right you're gonna wait for a long time you know i'm saying so i i waited there for you know probably four or five hours because ship was going down in there man gunshots coming in i was just sitting watching it on blood everywhere on the floor people were just probably four or five hours because ship was going down in there man gunshots coming in I was just sitting watching it on blood everywhere on the floor people were just hustling dude it was crazy what do they do they stitch that up how do they heal how do they do that they stick liquid or old school school it was too big to could they give you novocaine or something for that

they did not that you know um someone and did it still hurt that's a weird spot to be getting stitched up. It hurts. Like, I'm just thinking in my mind, like, looking at my, oh, shit. It hurt. And then the next couple days. Skin's so thin there. Yeah. But it was funny.

Like, a doctor who was digging in me recognized me and he was, like, telling all the people. And, like, I heard my music bumping in some rooms and stuff. Like, they started playing me. That's nice. And, like, I knew they were, like, watching music videos and stuff. So, like, I usually don't like getting recognized, but I like they're gonna they they uh so all of the fucking uh the doctors and stuff wanted to come by and see me and they were all like dude you you're so lucky dude and he oh this is the hand guy bro you are so lucky yeah you are so lucky so after they recognized me

playing my music and i told them i had to like tell them the exact story because they thought i was suicidal when i first came in and so they believe it yeah they're like i'm look i'm on tour you know they're like oh yeah that's prof like they were listening to my music and shit and then i was like yeah this i'm on the tour bus this is how it happened and dude knew me for he was a fan um the surgeon who came in and um so he knew he like followed me he knew i was he was like he's fired you know so yeah and they stitched me up and sent me on my way but i saw some crazy shit in there man and i'm very very thankful yeah for the for these people dude they see this shit every night i'm like the worst i mean no offense yours is terrible mine was bad too it ain't the worst they're seeing

yeah you know what i'm saying the dude the dude in uh next to me what i had to listen to was they were like hey it's gonna get loud in there we have to bring out the drill and they because the dude was just uh his hips were just crushed and his bones were crushed and they were trying to ask him his name and shit loud in there and they're like we gave him ketamine and it's going to be an outer body experience but um he's gonna he's gonna start screaming it's like this is this is crazy man there's some saints man they deal with the worst shit you know and that's that's a famous place, you go look up Grady Trauma Unit, downtown Atlanta. Are you lucky you were at a place that was so good? Yeah.

You're lucky you weren't on the road, literally, and took that shower in the middle of fucking bumfuck nowhere. Yeah, I was downtown Atlanta. Do you still shower after your shows now, or do you wait until you're— No, I still do. You do? Mm-hmm. So I was saying this to Kirsten. I was like, imagine.

This is the shit that was going through my mind while i'm laying there watching your stuff play out on social media i was like imagine being you or anyone but you specifically obviously for this and you've chased your whole dreams you've set your whole life and everything in your fucking fiber in motion to accomplish this goal yeah and you you're there and now you're on the tour bus and you're living life and are you seriously telling me that a motherfucking showerhead could ruin it all the one thing that you've wanted all your life yeah and you get there and then it's the thing that could kill you. Like, fuck. I kept thinking about that. Do you think about that at all?

Yeah. I was depressed for a while. For like a week afterwards, I just had this dark feeling. Like, holy shit, we're vulnerable. We could trip and fall and die. Mm-hmm. You know? Any time.

A fucking jet engine could fall out the sky and like, you know, shit like that happens. You know? It's funny funny brandy said to me she's like do you think you'll podcast forever and i go well i'm i'm no longer saying anything forever i don't do that shit i said but here's the thing i don't think i will but if i would have just died technically i'm podcasted forever you know what i'm saying so i don't know if i die next year i podcasted forever yeah my forever yeah I'm saying? So I don't know. If I die next year, I'm podcasted forever. My forever. Yeah.

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We're all jumping off garage, getting drunk, and climbing trees, and jumping and getting Anyone who gets by at 16 is amazing. The stuff we all do as kids and shit. And that almost wipes you out. You said 16. That was more like 33 for me. When that shit stopped. I was doing that shit.

Well, at about 33, i was doing that shit well you know well in about 33 i was doing dumb shit well have you slowed down since this is that something that made you start thinking about that i know i know you were just fixing a leaking shower head but has it made you think about slowing down and and really are uh like you said we're so vulnerable we're nothing i kind of already was you know what i'm saying getting more wise um but this isn't really you know stopping much is that one do you hold the mic in the hand a lot it's my mic hand yo has it has it do you wear a guard or anything is it yeah i did i did for that whole tour and then um i couldn't um i had meet and greets and i couldn't um the doctor was like don't be touching a thousand people a day yeah don't touch nobody and so um you know i put a wrap over it and i didn't i didn't i should have went home and had it seen and had and rehabbed it right um

because like you know now my thumb is all up and like you know i'm saying um things are a little they're crazy look at that that's wild dude yeah um so what was getting to oh yeah so you know um taped it up the crazy part was the first show back i stayed on the road and i had two days off right after that to recoup which was like perfect um but you're aggressive man you dive out into the crowd you're not worried about hitting that on somebody or some bullshit surfing stopped for sure like i stayed you know and how are you keeping it clean yeah yeah so we we uh we tried our best we got that like that clear sheet thing that people put over like tattoos and shit and um what the first show back i didn't know what to

expect and um if i would have popped stitches and shit like that, I'd have probably canceled stuff and just flew back home and rehab. But that first show, I did it, adrenaline going crazy. And then Wonka was like my nurse with me and shit. And we just unwrapped it and looked at it. We're like, here we go. And it was like- It's the first time. It was still so wild.

Is that the first time you saw it? Yeah's all white and shit yeah and it just the skin didn't look like it was together it just looked it was still fucking wide open you know what i mean it wasn't you know those first couple shows back it was it was what it wasn't how you feel now though you have full flexibility yeah yeah you know get feeling in it yeah um i have to like massage it i'm supposed to massage it so it doesn't get like scar tissue and stuff and that kind of hurts but uh you know like i'm at home i'm doing pull-ups again and stuff but um i'm using it it took it took a month or whatever, but it's not like your shit or like back. It was mostly skin and a little bit of tissue. Nerves and shit.

I was right back in it though. Yeah. Just a few days. I was lucky. Yeah. I continued the whole tour. Didn't miss a fucking show. So I was lucky, man.

Really lucky. So I saw we had some stuff up here on this uh on this monitor about stuff on your tour tell me about somebody snuck on your bus oh yeah i wasn't there so this is uh just word of mouth from my driver i was just sitting out there with the bus the whole time yeah yeah the driver's sleeping on the bus they have their own little bunk i'm doing the show inside he's sleeping the bus is locked i mean i guess he didn't lock his door to the cab he stays he lives in the cab or whatever but a schizophrenic woman i hope she doesn't like she listened to this shit whatever man listen she made a decision yeah and i'm not really too familiar with schizophrenia so like i don't know i don't i don't know man but she broke up a cousin who's

schizophrenic so i know all right am i in danger telling this story then no i mean look i can't say schizophrenics aren't dangerous but the ones i've dealt with haven't been they're just not mentally well yeah they don't really do they break into tour buses and demand to see people that one that one might be a problem yeah i didn't know there were demands she got into this dude's sleeping and he wakes up to a stranger she's in the cat she's in she goes into his bunk into his bed She goes into his bunk, into his bed. And then wake up. He's like, what the fuck?

What the fuck? Who are you? You know what I'm saying? He's in his boxers and shit. He's like, what's going on? And she's like, take me to prof. Take me to prof. I've got to see him.

He needs to apologize to me. You know what I'm saying? He's been breaking into my house and putting up cameras all around my house. He needs, you know, I demand an apology. I got to see him. And so that's what she was talking about. So, and then he, you know, he got up. He's like, get the fuck off this bus.

Boom, boom, boom. And he kind of like knew, figured out, like, I can't reason. You know, I got to be clever around around it so he like dances around the situation and kind of like come on let's get off of the bus and so he gets her off the bus and um at that point i think there's like security that sees things now that because you know that they see what's going on and uh this was at the white oak in Houston. Houston. White Oak, great venue. I'm performing there November. So very thankful.

And the security came. She grabbed a bottle and then it heated up again and threw a bottle at him, smashed the bottle. Whoa, shit. Jagged edges and shit. We had enough jagged edges on this goddamn tour. Oh, yeah. I wonder if that was the same tour when I was hurt. No, I think it was earlier but um yeah bro so yeah i don't really i wasn't there so that

was only some secondhand shit but he handled it pretty well and you never seen her again she hit you up on social i've never seen her i don't know who she is like you know i don't like to like study and and like look up things or people or anything like that i like even people hating on me or whatever i'm like don't tell me about it you know i'm saying my crew my crew is like oh look at this and someone saw this so they'll hit me up like oh my bad man this guy's talking shit like i don't don't tell me about it yeah that's my new shit not getting into that petty shit you know yeah tell me about this uh that body in la what's this oh yeah i figured man like i haven't told you about this like this was a classic the

last time you came on you're telling me this whole fucking story i'm like when was this you're like this was flying here ryan i was like wait did that happen to you on the way here you're like yeah man i was just thinking about that the other day man like i can't fucking believe they they gave me back my acid and my fucking and the box cutter right yeah here you go here like i'm like this motherfucker must have been stupid i think he was maybe uh it was like a arts and crafts thing or something paper cutting or something i don't know maybe i didn't think you would ever fly with a box cutter fuck no ever he took out the blade and gave me the box cutter and a bag of acid back he was have fun i can't i was so

red dog i can't believe that shit i was just thinking about that shit um what the hell oh yeah dead body in la yeah uh this is a a while ago i'm with my my friends and stuff and he's in a uh town a townhome and he you know he shares a wall with a elderly man and so we we're partying and shit and we're young stallions you know and um we're about to go out and we're like pre-partying or some pre-gaming is what they call it and um there's a closet i go into for, to get something or whatever. I'm like, oh shit, this closet is hot as hell. And I'm like, why is this closet hot? Dude, he's like, I don't know, it was probably something with my neighbor and shit. I'm like, that was weird. That's a clue. Get your head spinning. So I ignore it, whatever whatever we keep drinking or whatever and then um

about an hour later we're about to we're all we're all headed out and i look in the in the window of his neighbor's spot or i think i touched the wall or something i'm like it's fucking hot in here i'm like what the hell and i see i like peek over my shit and i was getting kind of like you know a little creepy the prof yeah yeah like i was just too curious i like jumped the fence and looked through this dude's window all of the fucking burners were on it was it was into his kitchen all of the burners were on. It was into his kitchen. All of the burners were all the way on. All the way up.

And I'm like, what the fuck? That's why it's hot. You know what I'm saying? How long has this been? That was like an hour ago. Two hours ago, I felt it was a hot closet.

I'm like, this is crazy. And I'm looking over there, wide window, and i just go i look down and there's a dead man you know in a pile of shit and blood and he's got blood yeah and he's got i don't know if it's blood or shit and maybe both it was red shit blood was it suicide like are you also you in danger of lighting a match and blowing up because this gas is just pumping on too i don't know what the fuck is going on so and he's got his like shirt over his head when i'm thinking like did he hang himself because and then the chair was there too like everything was gas himself out

in there everything was so fucking weird The dude was old as hell. And his shirt was up so I could see his rib cage and shit. Huge rib cage and like sunken in body. Like dude was old. And so I'm like, let's call 911. You know what I'm saying? Did they do it right away? They run out and get security.

Bro, I did. I called 911. You can't trust Wonka, dude. You called 911 and they come out and the dude's just. No. I called 911 and he goes, we're busy. Leave a message. Nuh-uh.

Yes. I didn't even know that shit was possible. I've absolutely called 911 out here and they tell you to hold. And then if you don't know, this is what I didn't know. I found out later. You're just transferred to the CHP, the California Highway Patrol. They'll just kick you over to them. Like, what's your emergency?

You say this. They just kick you over to them. You're like, what the fuck? They were like, leave a message. I want to listen to my – I wish I could find my message. Leave a message, and we'll get back to you. I'm like, is this – did I dial the wrong fucking number? I'm like, this is funny. So you i'm like this is this did i dial the wrong fucking number like this is funny so i'm like i'm like um hello hello there's a dead body my name is uh we gotta there's

someone's here is dead call me back you know so i'm like now we gotta wait here you know what i'm saying they hit me up what's going on you know can you uh uh go in there and um give them cpr and shit i'm like i'm like nah this motherfucker's dead man i'm not they're like no you got to check his pulse or at least something and you know break in there break a window whatever i'm like he gone bro like nah um i'm not touching no it's shit it smells it smells awful and stuff like i'm not doing that shit and it's been cooking in there too man cooking dog yeah it's cooking shit and so the fucking the the firefighters get there first and they're so stupid they're so stupid this dude is passed out in a kitchen in front of the door and and i'm i'm just like right in there like in their business i'm like yeah it looks like you

know i'm you know and uh they're like kick kick down the door and i'm like nah man no no no because if you kick this door because they wanted to save him. They wanted to take his pulse or perhaps save somebody. They couldn't fucking tell he was dead. You know what I'm saying? But anyway, so I'm like, if you kick that door, I'll tell him. It's going to hit his head. If you want to save him, you got to go through the window. And he just looked at me like, whatever, like whatever bitch wow he kicked this door so hard

this dude's body goes flying flying spinning around like a fucking top like a fucking ragdoll like a ragdoll and i'm like well if he wasn't dead before he fucking sure is now fucking genius oh you think just because like people are in charge like or like if they're policemen that they should be just and fair or that they're a fighter fighter that they should be smart or brave yeah these people people are fucking idiots i say all the time about doctors you know what they call the person to finish last in med school doctor that motherfucker finished last he's or she is still a doctor doesn't mean anything yeah is that your first time seeing a dead body no man i've seen plenty i've seen what's your first time plenty of those what's your first time i think we

talked about i don't mean a funeral either i mean mean like that. Oh, yeah. I've seen my dad, dead dad. That was interesting, but that's funeral shit. My first time seeing a dead body was. I don't think you ever told me about that, did you? Seeing your dad dead like that, laid out? Yeah, yeah. We talked about that? No, in the casket.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. That was weird. Was that the first time you seen a body prepared and laid out like that too no i'm grandparents and shit grandparents but um grand grand my grandparents always looked a little weird because they were just older and the way they just fucking i'm like that ain't him nobody looks like i but i was like man you did a good job with my dad you know i'm saying because he was younger but um yeah that was weird that funeral sucked and it was like this sucks like sitting in the front you know everybody's watching's watching, you know, I'm a pallbearer and shit.

And then the whole, everybody's just watching me sit down with my stepmom, with my mom and shit. And I'm just like, all right. I've carried so many caskets through the hole, man. I can't even tell you. Well, I have a whole bit about being a pallbearer because I learned quick that you need to get the foot end of that casket. You know what I'm saying? That's the light part back here with the feet. I learned quick that you need to get the foot end of that casket. You know what I'm saying? That's the light part back here with the feet.

You get up there and double-hand it if you got to. I'll take that one. I made that mistake before. You ever got to ask anybody out there that wants to carry a casket, ask them where the shoes are, get that in. You ever look around the casket, they're like, man, you ain't doing work. I'm doing the fucking work here, though. You see somebody doing two hands on it. I'm like, get, get, get, come on, man.

He's waving. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? You know what I'm saying? I'm like, bitch work here though you see somebody doing two hands on you I'm like get get get come on man he's waving I'm like what the fuck are you talking about you know what I'm saying I'm like bitch this is heavy caskets are heavy as hell it's heavy as shit and then you gotta struggle to get it up on the rollers and the hers like everybody's doing everything they can not to drop that thing

you can't drop a fucking casket but yeah my first body was drive-by's getting dropped off the uh from the bus in the middle of the day how old are you uh maybe first or second grade jesus yeah you're outside when it's going down i'm gonna know i'm in a school bus and and and it's my stop yeah so the school bus opened up i'm like oh step right into a fucking drive-by right into a gunfight you know i'm saying like you see the guy get out yeah there was uh three

three dead um right there so we just blood all over the on the corner right on the corner jesus yeah i was interviewed for um by the uh the news as a kid? Yeah. You were? I wonder if that's in there. Yeah, me and my sister. My sister was on the school bus too. What the hell are they asking kids? Hey, man, fucking gruesome, huh? Traumatizing, eh?

Bus 88, represent! Hey. No, but that's what I was used to, man. If I had to see a shootout now and shit, I'd be like, oh, no oh no but back then i was like yeah you know i'm listening to rap music and shit and like i'm like man i live in a hood man this is crazy you know like um it was like normal was it that's what i want to ask you did it become normal for you yeah yeah like how often like i almost took pride in that shit like yeah yeah now i can go to school and say that I'm tough and shit, you know? But now I'd be fucking terrified.

I'd be like, oh, no. My wrist. Yeah. My wrist. Calm down. Yeah, calm down. Oh, yeah, boy. It changes, doesn't it? Yeah.

I haven't seen a shootout in a minute. Well, actually, I'm lying. I saw fucking lots of shootouts in 2020. Oh, yeah, during the pandemic. During the pandemic. I lived, I lived. That in 2020. During the pandemic. During the pandemic. I lived... That's right. You lived right there by the riots. Fucking 500 feet from the fucking 3rd Precinct, which

people chased the damn police out of the building. Isn't that crazy? Fucking remember the Alamo. So I lived right there. I mean, there was a helicopter, a Black Hawk helicopter above my house for the whole summer. You know what I'm saying? But i was taking a bath in a clawfoot tub i was just chilling and i sound safer than a shower yo yo so so and i'm just i'm just like it was like uh what are you just uh taking care of yourself

what is that called these days you know self self-care you know i'm just yeah you know painting my nails or whatever but i'm in the bathtub and my alley return fire boom old fire fire first time ever i heard these motherfuckers reload nah yeah i'm like they're fucking reloading and i was i was gonna get up or whatever but i'm like oh i'm chilling in this bathtub so i just sat and had a bath and just and just listen to listen to a gunfight just listen to our fucking prolonged gunfight it was like five six minutes they really they were like reloading like all right here's the break i'm like i'm counting rounds i'm like these motherfuckers is really thinking about this this isn't you know they're ducking behind things or whatever yeah it was wild it was that was a crazy summer man

yeah i've never seen knock i'm gonna say knock i've seen plenty of guns i've seen plenty of people pull them out i've never seen a shootout though never i saw a few that summer you did yeah i mean all there in minneapolis yeah yeah a lot of my friends cody outside like um he was like i mean we were all we all got guns and like, and my house, I was like, I don't fucking, I had a pistol stack of hollow tip bullets, man. You know what I'm saying? Like we all got guns and we all were like running around trying to protect places and shit. And there was shoot, like crazy ass racist came in and was like, we're going to do damage. And so like, like every night there was shootouts, wild wild west there was no

police like if you want to steal some shit you know i got video of just like recording people like i lived right by that target and it was just like a lot like the neighborhood filled up with cars you couldn't even find a forget about target target minneapolis yeah yeah so like i don't know everybody came in you want to be an arsonist like there it is uh there was a i live by a bank they robbed that bank for like hours and hours they brought dynamite and shit dynamite they were like if hey professional bank robbers if you if you're a professional bank robber in the midwest and you know that this place is burning or whatever like all right well take get in the car like i got some shit to do no no one got you know everyone's getting away with everything there's people hanging hanging out of fucking suvs doing donuts just shooting guns in the air all summer long like

that's just what it was oh wow tell me about some of these accidents you've been in some car accidents this just happened like a month ago are you serious yeah two months not not my accident i tried to save a lady right so speaking of dumb ass motherfuckers this dude had the same dna as this uh firefighter i was wondering okay yeah i am i'm driving and i just see something weird the intersection is something's off and i go around a car and i'm like oh shit this just happened here i didn't see it happen but there's a car you know on its side and no one's there yet and i'm like oh shit and um i'm a hero so i like to just dive right in you know and um actually i've said you get excited when you see

shit like this like here's my chance i go no i'm, I'm not excited. I just go, I go towards it. I go, like, even if I'm afraid there's someone in my house, like, I'm not saying I'm brave. I'm saying I'm terrified where I need to handle it. Like, if I think someone's in my house, I got to get a knife and I'm going right at it. You know what I'm saying? Because I'm scared, you know? So, I pull my whip over. I run up to her. And I'm the first one there.

And there's a on that corner. There's a car wash and it's cracking. And I'm looking at this lady, terrified old lady hanging like this. But she's got her she's got her seatbelt on and I'm looking at her and I go up to her. I'm like, bitch, what's up? And I look at her. I'm like, bitch, what's up? And I look at her. I'm like, are you OK? Hey, you dumb ass bitch.

How did you get yourself into this bitch? No, I'm looking at her. I'm like, are you OK? And she goes, yeah, I'm all right. And I'm like, OK. And she's on her side. She's on her side. She's hanging.

Is the passenger side on the ground and her side's up? She's the driver's side and she's up. She's up. Okay. So it would be this way. Yep, I got you. Yeah. And she's like, I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'm like, all right. And I'm talking to her through the glass. And then out of nowhere, I hear like, and the dude just runs up to this fucking thing and just starts smashing his elbow into the window i'm like what the fuck are you doing man he's like we gotta break this glass i'm like she's fine she's right behind the window you're gonna break the glass on her and and then people at the car wash big big ass man they all get excited and they all come running i'm like

don't do that she's like don't do it and he smashes the window fucking glass all over her no you know what i'm saying i'm like and she's like stop i'm like the i'm like and i'm trying to talk to him and all these dudes come together and they're like let's flip the car and i'm like nah we could just let's talk about this i could probably just open the door. Fuck it I'm like Alright, I just leave the wall So they're rolling a car like this and I'm like what if it rolls the opposite, you know They're trying to get momentum. It could roll back on you never and I'm like

These dudes today ain't hearing shit i'm like i'm out of here man let's get right back in my car and just drive away while they're fucking probably smashing the lady around and shit so it was cool and then another one that um i forgot about till the homies um brought it up was we were driving through canada on tour through the Canadian Rockies. And we fucking run out of gas, like in a long stretch, long ass stretch. We fucked up. And so we just go off like that. And while, really weird coincidence, while we run out of gas and pull over, a car flips and smashes. You see it?

And crashes. Yeah. We're like, what the fuck? Like, we're all like, oh, no. And then we look back and there's this smashed car on the opposite end of the lane. And so a homie of mine finding Novi on another rapper who was on tour with me, we jumped the lanes. It was kind of a busy freeway for, uh, for how remote it was. And, um, we're running towards this car and unlike this other one with this lady, like I can see it's not that bad. She barely, right. You know, this one's like

smashed and I'm like, I'm running up to this car. I'm like, are you ready to see some shit? You know, like you run up to a car. I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna see some shit. You know, I don't know. I don't know what to see. And, uh, we get up there and i'm looking on uh underneath and it's like a whole family you know i'm saying and with a daughter and everything and they're they're not out yet um the windows are smashed and one guy's coming out but um uh we we i'm a hero so i helped the uh the girl out and the guy out and the mother and everything they were shaking up were they good they were good and i'm like like they were crying what do you do like swerved from a deer or something like what the hell made him flip like it was it was it had snowed and so

there was like patches of snow and shit and then that black ice yeah but they were like i was like are you guys all three of you are okay they're like yeah i'm like then fuck this like like that's all that matters you know i'm saying and so then i just uh let my cape unfurl and i flew away you're long i was like you guys safe okay all right yeah and i flew away um look i want to ask you about this because i i find myself i don't know i'm i feel like we're the same and like all right this shit happened it's over let's let's move forward but i've been finding pockets of it coming back to affect me that i didn't expect i had a guest on and he was driving he clots and it almost kills him and they kept telling me you don't understand how lucky you are me you don't understand how lucky you are

and you don't understand how lucky you are that you're here you weren't out there yeah because they were going to send me home the day before and i said to them man if you all would have sent me home i'm definitely calling 911 for this and they're saying like yeah but you ain't making it you ain't making it paramedics don't know how to they're just going to keep you comfortable and get your vitals and stuff enough to get you there where they need to you know what i mean and that might not be enough time so this guy's starting to talk to me about how he almost died from it i'm like damn i really am fucking lucky to be alive is it starting to hit you at all like you're a dad too uh-huh are you you thinking about the kids you You think about any of that? When I was sitting in the trauma unit, I was thinking, oh, shit.

Just about them, really. And, you know, I've been, you know, fucking, I'm a thinking man. I think, you know, I think about death. You know what I'm saying? How old are you now? I'm 23. You got a long way to go, bro. You know what I'm saying? we can hear you laughing out there

um but yeah uh yeah i think about that shit and i'm you have two kids is it two kids right and i want to say the first time you're on you or maybe a second time just one yeah you have one yeah i'll be making i'll be fucking yeah bro man i'm just i just productively fucking i just i just uh it's just everything's so fleeting and fast like i just try and like enjoy this miracle right now i don't believe there's an afterlife i think this is what we get my brother and i talk about this it just lights out when it's done i think it's the most incredible but that that me, that makes it even more incredible. We're floating around in these galaxies. There's galaxies on galaxies on galaxies. We've

made up the same atoms. Somehow the atoms and everything whooshing around and now here I am out of that. That's so fucking incredible. I'm just beyond like, it's mind-blowing. I'm thankful. Just to be here, this is the heaven we get man

like what are the fucking odds it's astronomical dude you can't even think about it so it's like just to be have the atoms come together poof make me real quick boof right back into the dust like i'm okay with that you know you're the one person too i talked about that gets it i feel like what we do is as close to time travel as we can be right now we get on these tubes that are mechanical and and fully programmed they take us to another city in a different time zone we do this job and then boom we're back on one and we're back and it's really weird it's like man what the hell just i just went somewhere and now i'm back home i feel like i'm living two lives like i feel like i've always been on tour but then I feel like I've always been home when I come home I'm like I never left I

never toured and when I'm touring I'm like I've never stopped this like it's really strange I feel like I've split out two hemispheres like it's it's a weird feeling how often does it cross your mind do you think about it every time you get in the shower oh this shit yeah um no there was there was there was a shower on the same tour there was a shower that was leaking and i really i was like and i i've reached no i reached in there and i tightened it and i was like uh you know like i had to do that you know i saw it i was like you need to you need to twist this fucking shower. You know, my heart was beating. You know what I'm saying?

And I shit myself, but it was in the shower. That just goes down the drain, bro. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying, bro? Dude, thank you for coming and doing this show. That flew by. That flew by. It's an hour already.

Look at it. Oh, shit. Yeah, man. You're a good time, dude. I'm so glad we've become friends. And again, you could have easily said, fuck you. kirsten wasn't even working here the first time and i remember you were like i don't want people to get fired i'm like they're getting fired bro so uh thank you for coming on and doing this for real um one more time again don't promote anything you want what is it the tour what's the tour called the tour is gonna be over i don't give a fuck man all the shows are sold out anyways there you go yeah i'm coming to see you saturday

night i make music i'm gonna come see you you're gonna come see me saturday night man let's get i am l ray is a great spot you're gonna love it hell yeah you've never performed there i have i had i had a a whole fucking icy thrown at my face after the end of my set. I said, thank you. That's the last time I was at the LRA. So I got to get I got to I got to get revenge. Well, thank you for coming on as always, brother. And as always, Ryan Sickler on all social media. Ryan Sickler dot com.

Come see me on tour. Tickets are available on my website. We'll talk to you all next week.