The Infinite Monkey Cage - Oceans: The Last Great Unexplored Frontier?
Episode Date: June 18, 2012Brian Cox and Robin Ince return for a new series of the award-winning science/comedy show, as they take a witty, irreverent and unashamedly rational look at the world according to science. In today's ...programme they'll be looking down rather than up as they consider the great mysteries that still remain uncovered in the watery depths of our oceans and asking whether they are truly the last unexplored frontiers for science. It has often be said that we know more about the surface of the moon than we do about much of what lies beneath the ocean waves, so how come we know so little about the vast majority of our own planet? They'll be joined on stage by comedian Dave Gorman, British Antarctic Survey scientist Lloyd Peck and Bramley Murton from the National Oceanography Centre in Southampton. Presenters: Robin Ince and Brian Cox Producer: Alexandra Feachem.
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Welcome to Series 6 of the Infinite Monkey Cage.
For those who have only just joined us, the story so far.
Episode 6, The Impericist Strikes Back.
After a ruthless battle, the Earth has been removed from the centre of the solar system
and been replaced by the Sun. After a pock-full instant on a ruthless battle, the Earth has been removed from the centre of the solar system and been replaced by the sun.
After a pock-full instant on a big tower,
it appeared that all objects fall at the same rate in a gravitational field.
Actually, Einstein showed that all objects are simply following geodesics in curved space-time,
so really I would argue that they're all in inertial frames.
Yes, fair enough.
Meanwhile, people were furious after light was shed on human origins. Although light behaves in some ways like a particle,
in some ways like a wave.
Try explaining diffraction, for example,
using a particle framework.
Actually, you can with Feynman's sum-over-histories approach to quantum theory.
Yes, the life was more of a metaphor, really, there.
At the close of the last episode,
something was going on somewhere in Switzerland
where there was a tantalising glimpse
of a particle that might give us mass.
2.8 sigma isn't a tantalising glimpse.
It's a precisely defined confidence level.
Yeah, but tantalising glimpse is a little bit more charming, isn't it?
There you go.
Oh, I was sort of tantalising glimpse of a lady the other day at the bar.
Oh, my constant... Oh, man, your science...
Takes the poetry, doesn't it, knowing stuff?
This is the Infinite Monkey Cage.
APPLAUSE
I'm Brian Cox, and since I was last on air, Monkey Cage.
I'm Brian Cox, and since I was last on air,
I've been filming Wonders of Life for BBC Two,
and in doing so, I've discovered that biology is a science.
I'm Robin Ince, and in the last week,
I made a trombonist play jazz to earthworms in memory of Charles Darwin.
Genuinely true.
They didn't like it. It was very free jazz.
Overly free for the earthworm.
Afterwards, I had an argument with a woman who said,
you said Charles Darwin was
really nice. He wasn't. He was really
cruel to his wife. I said,
I don't think he was. He was an amazing
man, Charles Darwin, very humanitarian.
She went, no, he was. He was really, really cruel to his wife.
I saw a documentary, and often
after he'd done one of his recitals, he would, I said, a documentary, and often, after he'd done one of his recitals,
he would... I said, sorry, can I stop you?
After he did one of his recitals, he said,
are you thinking of Charles Dickens?
She went, you're quite right.
And then I suggested Charles Darwin's A Christmas Carol,
and she goes, here comes the ghost of Christmas past.
I wasn't expecting that.
Oh, we're still going.
So, this year is the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic.
Didn't you know? It is.
So we thought we'd start the series by going underwater
and looking at absolutely everything that is under the sea
except the Titanic.
Yes, we have better maps of Mars than we do of
the ocean floor, which means that 80% of the surface of our own planet is in fact a great
unexplored frontier. And to help us explore the unexplored, if that is indeed possible,
we have a panel of scientists and a comedian. I've given you your alibi already, secret comedian who
has not as yet been introduced. Dr. Bramley Merton is a geologist at the National Oceanographic
Centre and an expert
on deep sea trenches and volcanoes.
He's the first geologist we've had on the show
as Brian actually used to refuse to have geologists
because he said it was just another branch of sculpting
and therefore an art.
But then I said there's volcanoes involved
and he went, oh they're brilliant, I've flown over
one of those in my big helicopter.
We're joined
by Professor Lloyd Peck
from the British Antarctic Survey.
He's visited the Antarctic eight times
where he's investigated low-temperature gigantism
and made the astounding discovery of an almost transparent fish
that lives without haemoglobin.
Some of the New Age group have said
that, in fact, it's not a big transparent fish,
that it's just typical of scientists
who are merely explaining Elizabethan ghost fish.
Our final guest joined us on the first series,
a comedian with an inquiring mind,
a desire to investigate the minutiae of the world,
from Google wax to astrology to corporate America to cribbage.
Please welcome Dave Gorman.
Well, if I could start with an overview.
So, Lloyd, precisely to the eighth decimal place,
how much of the ocean is unexplored?
Oh, 69.67%, that sort of level.
The oceans cover about 70% of the planet.
If you think of them as the habitable volume for life, then again,
there's two-thirds, three-quarters of the living space on the planet is in the seas and the oceans.
The depths of the deepest oceans are two, three, four times bigger than the highest mountains we've got on land. And yes, large areas of the deep sea and large areas of the planet's oceans are unexplored.
But 80% of the seabed in the Antarctic, in the Southern Ocean, has never had humans exploring it.
So there are large areas you don't know.
There's a new hydrothermal vent found there last year and completely new species found.
And you know why it's unexplored?
You know why it's unexplored? Because it's dark and it's wet.
This is a really weird thought,
but actually our planet is one of the darkest planets in the solar system, right?
Because there's no light down there.
This is something I tell my students.
We've got 70% of the planet covered in ocean,
and you can't see anything.
And you can't...
It's easy for Brian with his telescope to look up and go,
Oh, look, there's the moon, there are craters.
It is infinitely big, though, the universe.
But you can see it.
The ocean is finite.
There are photons buzzing around and bringing you information.
But the bottom of the ocean is absolutely dark and it's black
and you can't see anything.
And the pressure's down there.
Space travels a doddle.
You've only got one atmosphere different.
It's never been this aggressive before.
It used to just be nice, but I'll tell you what,
looking at a telescope or whatever you do at CERN,
that's easy.
The sea's just packed with stuff that we can't see.
It's dark and mysterious, and there's things with old teeth
that are very bitey.
packed with stuff that we can't see.
It's dark and mysterious.
And it stings with teeth that are very bitey.
But you're floating around in a spacecraft made of tinfoil.
You know, we've got Jim Cameron just recently went down to the bottom of the atmosphere on his trench.
Or clean film.
Everyday household appliances are sufficient to explore the universe.
His sub-room is like a foot thick of titanium, poor soul.
I mean, he's got to go...
The precious air will crush him to the size of a peanut if it goes wrong.
You say that.
James Cameron says he's been exploring the oceans,
and I think, hang on, a lot of his friends are into special effects.
Did he really do that?
Well, that's a good question.
Well, Bramley, at what point did we discover...
I mean, was there a point with human imagination
where we realised just how little we knew,
where suddenly people were looking below,
they were looking into the sea and going,
this is an incredibly... a territory which we did not realise was quite so alien?
Well, I mean, it's interesting,
but we've been plying the seas for trade for thousands of years, yeah?
It wasn't really until the spice trade in the 17th century
that people started going across to the Indian Ocean
and kind of really discovering really the size of the oceans.
People didn't go out to explore the oceans for ocean's sake.
They went out there to make money,
and they went out to trade and to take lands.
We didn't really start exploring, I think,
probably certainly from a British perspective,
until the Challenger expedition of, I think, about 1726,
or 1826, sorry.
So then, actually, there was an expedition of about 12 years,
which is quite a long time if you're going to see.
12 years in a ship, going across the oceans,
systematically looking at the biology in the surface oceans.
Amazingly, they were actually trying to find out
how deep the oceans were.
And you know what they did?
They had a buoy with a
string and a weight.
And a wee buoy. How many fathoms
was that? And they'd be doing this across
the oceans in like 3,000, 4,000, 5,000, 6,000
metres of water. And they also
wanted to find out what the bottom of the ocean was.
And so they used to take a lead weight, which was
the plumb bob. They used to stick a lump of tallow,
which is kind of like animal fat in the bottom.
Buoy, drop it down. Yeah, that's 3,000 fathoms. Bring it back up. And to stick a lump of tallow, which is kind of like animal fat in the bottom. Boy, drop it down.
Yeah, that's 3,000 fathoms, sir.
Bring it back up.
And there's a little bit of volcanic glass in the bottom
or a little bit of limestone.
Or a shark that really likes tallow.
And then it'd be infinitely deep.
So the exploration didn't really start
until, you know, the 17th, 18th century.
I mean, Dave, did you, like me, you know, you're very much in the non-expert role.
Very much, yeah, yeah.
Until the start of the show, did you have any realisation
of just how unknown this enormous percentage of the planet Earth is?
No, and part of me thinks,
well, how do you know how much is unexplored
if you haven't explored it yet?
It's sort of, you know, if you haven't gone there,
you don't know how deep it is,
then you can't possibly put a percentage on how much you have explored.
You need to go there and find out.
I also think it's proof that someone like my dad wasn't in charge.
If my dad was in charge, we wouldn't have been allowed to go to the moon
until we'd finished the ocean.
It's like someone saying,
I'm going to go to Scotland and clean somebody else's house,
and you haven't even done your own kitchen yet.
Actually, Bramley, you alluded
to the difficulty. So can
you spell out just how difficult
it is? Let's say, James Cameron, you mentioned
this expedition to the Mariana Trench. What's that, about
12 kilometres? 11 kilometres
challenge deep in the Marianas.
So what are the challenges that you face
if you decide to build a submersible to go down there?
First of all, you've got the enormous pressure.
I don't know if anybody's been...
It's hard work, isn't it? Yeah.
The expectation was huge after Titanic.
How could he follow that?
You've got to know where you are.
But, no, you've got this enormous pressure,
and that's really one of the major challenges.
Like I said, in a spacecraft,
you fly around basically something which is wrapped in tinfoil.
But these submarines, like the one that Cameron built,
in fact, I'm almost more of a fan, really, of Jacques Picard and Don Walsh,
who actually went down in the Marianas Trench back in 1960.
That's right, on the thing called the Batyshkaf Trieste.
So they made a pressure case and made a sphere out of steel.
It was about four feet in diameter.
Two of them climbed inside, this thing's about half a foot thick.
That's easy.
You can put yourself into a steel ball
and drop yourself over the side of the ship.
You'll go to the bottom.
Trouble is coming back.
So how do you come back?
Oh, that's easy.
You make something which is lighter than water.
You have some kind of flotation.
But the flotation itself is trying to be crushed
by the enormous pressure.
So what they did back in 1960 was they basically made a balloon
because Jacques Piccard's father, Auguste, was a stratospheric balloonist.
They said, well, we'll make an underwater balloon
which will carry our gondola made of steel, this ball,
to the bottom of the Marianas Trench, 11 kilometres,
and we'll make it lighter than water
because we'll have this big tank of gasoline, diesel.
Huge. This thing's like, it costs a fortune big tank of gasoline, diesel. Huge.
And this thing's like, cost a fortune these days.
You couldn't afford it.
But, I mean, this absolutely enormous barrel is like 60 foot long,
millions of gallons of gasoline in this barrel,
which doesn't compress enough so that it still remains lighter than water.
So they had this thing tied to that gondola,
and then they had bags of sand,
and in this case hoppers of lead shot,
which were controlled electromagnetically.
So this thing would float,
waft to the bottom of the ocean,
survive the pressure.
And when they got to 11 kilometres,
which is 1,100 bar of pressure,
that's an enormous amount of pressure.
So that's over 1,000 times atmospheric pressure. It is. 1,100 bar of pressure. It's an enormous amount of pressure. So that's over 1,000 times atmospheric pressure.
It is.
1,100 times atmospheric pressure.
I don't know how it's made.
It's like having an elephant on stiletto
standing on your toe.
I haven't done the math, but it's really...
It's hard getting the shoes on, first of all.
And there's such a distraction from the math.
Why am I imagining the elephant wearing lipstick?
Is everyone else doing that?
I am now.
It's gone to fishnets now.
It's gone to fishnets.
That is disgusting.
So these guys had to contend with all these sorts of problems.
And the reason why those particular two characters are my heroes
because they had waited something like seven years
to get the chance to dive, and the weather was bad.
And this is where the human dimension comes in.
They'd been waiting three weeks in the choppy seas
on this boat with their submarine ready to go.
They got the go-ahead, the weather looked fine,
this is the big chance, the one chance to go. They got the go-ahead. The weather looked fine. This is the big chance, the one chance
to go. They got to 9,000
meters and one of the windows cracked.
Big boom. What would you do? I'd have
gone back up. They said, well, hell with that.
We've been waiting all this time.
If it hasn't gone completely, we'll keep on going. And they went
the remaining
few thousand meters to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
But that kind of sums up the
enormous technical challenge to get
into an environment which is
100% alien
to anything a human being can directly
experience. And there have been, what, three
expeditions in total? Is that
odd? Is it three? There's been
two manned ones. There was the
original one, 1960, and then there was
Jim Cameron, who allegedly
just went a few months ago.
I think he should prove it by coming back up
with the bit of window that cracked.
Everyone who goes down should leave something
and the next person should bring it back,
otherwise I don't believe any of them went.
Prove it.
But I kind of feel sorry for these guys back in 1960,
Don Walsh and Jack Peacock,
because they're basically engineers, not biologists, not scientists.
And when they went down there, all the scientists said,
you won't find anything, it'll just be a pile of mud and be dark.
There's nothing there at all, because in those days,
they thought all the nutrients were eaten in the water column on the way down.
There'd be nothing to sustain life.
When they went down there, they claimed to have seen a flatfish,
but no-one believed them.
Is that right, Lloyd?
They claimed to have seen fish and nobody believed them.
No wonder it was flat. 1,100 bucks. flat fish, but no one believed them. Is that right, Lloyd? They came to see fish and nobody believed them.
No wonder it was flat.
1,100 bucks.
I mean, look, Lloyd, is that one of the things where,
you know, for long times there were the incredible mariner's tales of the bizarre creatures
that lived in the sea and you would see them kind of,
you know, giant octopus and like,
and then there was a point where they went,
this is all rubbish, and then suddenly there was
an investigation and people were going,
we are finding some really weird stuff out here.
What point was this?
Well, I suppose discovering life that people believed
couldn't exist on the planet Earth.
When was the point of discovering that?
Well, that's a kind of progressive thing,
because it's one of those where if you go and look somewhere
where you've not looked before,
you find things that you've not seen before.
So as we went the first time to the deep oceans,
we found animals that we didn't know existed. And yes, we went the first time to the deep oceans we found
animals that we didn't know existed and yes there are large squid living in the deep ocean there are
some mega mouth sharks that live in the deep that have mouths big enough to encompass people we have
some very bizarre animals rat tail fish and then if you go and look in places that are really well
out of the way so in the antarctic you find fish that have no red blood cells they're the only
vertebrates on the planet that if you cut them and drain their blood you have clear blood and yet
they can still live and that's because the temperatures are low you have some really bizarre
animals that you never realized existed there are animals like wood lice that are 25 30 centimeters
long in the deep sea and yes you have some bizarre animals the more you look the more you find
deep sea hydrothermal vents, you find animals
that just don't fit the patterns of life
that you think, even biochemically.
And they live in symbiosis and they've got
bacteria feeding off hydrogen
sulfides and yet if the
hydrogen sulfides get into their own body tissues
it kills them. So they have this really
interesting problem that they're
closely dependent on
the bacteria that are living off something
that's inimical to life there's sort of like jordan and the tabloid press very much like
jordan the tabloid that's right yeah very much which which one's the sulfide dependent bacteria
so if we rewind a bit we've got an environment there
which is very cold, very dark, no sunlight at all.
We're talking, you know, one, two, three, down to ten kilometres or more.
So how does life exist there?
What is the basis of the food chain?
On the surface, we're familiar with photosynthesis
being the thing that drives the ecosystem that we see.
So what is driving that ecosystem down there?
It depends where you are.
I mean, like with humans, it depends where you are.
Scotland, you eat haggis.
Down in the south, you eat something else.
If you're in a hydrothermal vent,
then you've got organisms that are using hydrogen sulfide
from the hydrothermal vent to produce energy
and to convert into ATP,
and then they make sugars,
and they can do the standard biochemical things that all our organisms do.
But it's based on using hydrogen sulfide from the vents.
So the energy source is from the inside of the earth?
It is from the inside of the earth, upwelling magma,
and it's creating black smokers and hydrothermal vents.
If you go away from those vents
into the the sort of large plain areas of the deep sea then most of those areas depend on
organic material that is sedimenting out from the surface and there's whole communities that
are dependent on different types of organic material so when a whale dies and sinks to the
seabed it then stimulates a whole ecosystem to build up around the carcass.
And when wood sinks to the seabed, there are a whole set of organisms that then depend on the
wood sinking to the seabed. And you've also got a phenomenon called marine snow. So if you look
on large parts of the deep ocean, in periods of the year in association with when there's
productivity in the surface, you then have a big long lag for it to settle out and it gets eaten by various organisms turn into feces and the feces
then get broken down by fungi and bacteria and you end up with this flocculent rain that comes down
and settles on the the deep sea and that produces the material that is needed to support the
ecosystems on the deep seabed away from the hydrothermal vents.
And you've got, if you like, an environment that people,
even sort of 25 or 30 years ago,
had no concept about how patchy and different it was from place to place.
And therefore, how many species could be living down there
because you've got this heterogeneity,
these differences from place to place,
that allow different types of organisms to come into existence.
Do you say flocculent rain?
Do you not like flocculent rain?
No, I really like it.
Flocculent rain is just the most beautiful phrase.
It's marine snow, raining flocculent material.
That's definitely going to be a Christmas number one.
You just have to play the piano.
I think it's a really great...
I liked it every now and again.
That's a new thing that I've nearly learnt.
I couldn't master it as yet, but it's great.
I understand biodiversity and how everything is interconnected and when everyone says,
the Siberian tiger might die out,
and I understand the panic and trying to keep these things alive.
But if the species that are living
right at the very depth of the ocean were to die,
our lives wouldn't be any different.
So who gives a toss?
You've made several assumptions there.
Yes, absolutely, yes.
He's now currently with all the clocks and roll of the show.
Are we connected to them?
Well, I'm loathe to use the word gratuitous
in response to what you're saying,
but what you're saying is gratuitous.
Flockulous. Flockulous nonsense. the word gratuitous in response to what you're saying but what you're saying is gratuitous so and it was flocculent nonsense so if you think about the way the world works well that's what i was trying but you've told me off and think about how important the oceans are
the oceans are the biggest mechanism for transferring heat around the planet. And that happens because cold water at the pole sinks and drives a conveyor of major ocean currents.
Now, the reason we are warmer than Canada is because of that system.
The Gulf Stream keeps us several degrees warmer than Canada because of that.
If those organisms down there are to die,
it's because those currents have stopped.
And that's what happened the last time organisms died en masse down there,
was the major ocean currents on the Earth stopped,
we had huge anoxic layers in the deep-sea oceans,
there was no Gulf Stream.
It got bloody cold.
I'm not suggesting we kill them.
And I'm not saying we stop the currents.
I'm saying if they died and the currents didn't stop,
if we'd never discovered they were there,
it wouldn't change anything.
It's how it feels to me.
I'm kind of thinking, so why bother?
Go to space instead, it's more exciting.
Well, one, I knew I needed a bit of tinfoil.
Exactly, yeah.
I am not a heroin addict. I am an astronaut.
So, if you're out in your tinfoil spaceship,
all that you've really got to look at are stars.
Maybe if you get close enough to a planet, you can have a look at a planet.
You're going to spend...
You're going to spend...
There are 350 billion large galaxies in the observable universe,
each with an average of 100 billion stars like our sun.
Countless planetary systems out there to be explored.
It's not just a few points of light.
It's the rest of reality reality other than this little bit.
But they're miles away.
Miles away.
Just tell me, how many have you been to?
Personally?
None.
I have been to the bottom
of the Sea of Cortez in a submarine though.
I've been two kilometres down
in Alvin. I think you're answering
the question on my behalf now. Because it's far more interesting two kilometres down in Alvin. I think you're answering the question on my behalf now
because it's far more interesting to go
down in Alvin and have a look at the Sea of Cortez
than to sit in a tinfoil spaceship
and look at stars. Oh no,
hang on, just because he's been there, it wasn't because it's
more interesting, it's more feasible, isn't it? I mean, I've been
to Waterloo
train station but not the top of Everest.
It wasn't because I
thought, you know, Waterloo train station's much more interesting.
Because it's nearer to Guildford.
Exactly.
Bramley, I don't know if we can continue this argument, but let's anyway.
I'll do my best.
Your area of science is pointless and hideous.
It's just a planet. Yeah, I know.
One of the things that first excited me
about kind of undersea things when I was a kid
was seeing that picture of the coelacanth
found only in the last century
something I never even knew this term
before, Lazarus taxon
it's part of a group of things which were believed
to have died out
and then found again
so are we going to have more and more of those chances
to see things like that as well
the hope, have we had other occasions apart from that?
I know there's a Laotian rat.
Well, one of my colleagues, I mean, I'm a geologist,
one of my colleagues who I work with,
one of her secret ambitions, I didn't really say this on radio,
but one of her secret ambitions is to discover the last...
It still is now, just to give you the chance of backing out.
She wants to try and find the last vestiges of the trilobite.
So maybe somewhere in some kind of corner of the ocean floor
there's a hydrothermal vent or something
which has maintained the environment since the Cambrian
where there are still trilobites thriving.
I personally don't think that's likely to be the case,
but you never know.
To me, I'm always intrigued
that human beings, whenever we've achieved things,
you know, getting up mountains, that's
been trumpeted enormously, and yet
for some reason it seems that people,
that same level of fascination of
the landscape, if you can call it, seascape
that lies underneath, which is, you know,
the volcanoes and there are
incredible mountains, etc. How do you
think, why is it that human beings
don't have sometimes that same fascination of knowing what lies underneath why i think it's
because you can see a mountain and water looks flat it's as simple as that you if you and land
feels like our domain that's where we live and that's what we see and and you see that big
mountain you think i'll be great to go up there and then you look over there at what is water and you think well that's flat that's fine it'd be nice
to cross that you don't think it'd be nice to go down in it it just doesn't it doesn't you don't
know what's down there you empty the grand canyon you want to go to the foot of it you fill it with
water you want to sail a boat on it there's a sort of there's a natural that's just human i think
that's right and also i think there think, there's a thing with...
The reason space appears attractive,
there's a kind of feeling of...
To some.
Yeah.
To some.
One day, we might completely screw up this Earth.
Wouldn't it be nice to be able to move somewhere else
and do something and leave this rotten old shell of a place behind?
Well, the water doesn't give you that,
cos if we screw up the world, we screw up that as well.
So, like, space is the idea of being able to bolt off to another home,
and mountains are things you can see,
and water just kind of looks nice.
And it's mysterious.
You don't know what's under there, and you're not really that bothered.
And you only need tinfoil to go and look up in the higher bits,
as opposed to all this complicated machinery
that you need to go and look down deep in the ocean.
We are definitely having one if we ever get Buzz Aldrin.
As usual, we've asked our theatre audience a question
that perhaps may well have been too banal for our experts,
but we might ask them as well.
And today we asked them,
which presumed mythical sea creature do you hope might be discovered and why?
The first one I've got from Tim is Michael Fish.
This says,
Imagine some kind of mythical creature
that can finally enforce the fishing regulations.
Yes, the new Marvel comic.
I like this one.
Which presumed mythical sea creature do you hope might be discovered and why?
And Adrian just said, don't be so silly.
Well done, Adrian.
Well done, you're correct.
This one says, mermaids, because I bet they taste nice.
That's from Laura.
Well, actually, we should send it around the panel,
because I think it's potentially not a banal question.
The question is, I suppose,
presumed mythical or even perhaps extinct,
which sea creature would you like to rediscover?
Well, I think I'll go back with the trilobite.
The trilobite.
The trilobite, yeah, because it's got really interesting eyes.
Crystal lenses, isn't it?
Compound crystal lenses.
So you've got a little bit of mineralogy,
which is a little bit of geology, in with the animal.
Because then it would be geology as well.
Dave, mythical sea creature you'd like to see discovered?
It's a creature that's sort of a sea creature,
but it does sort of come out of the water,
and that would be the Ursula Andrus.
I'd like to see an ammonite.
A thing with the head of a squid and a big coiled shell
that bobs its way through the ocean
and catches things with its tentacles.
I'd love to see one of those.
With lipstick and fishnets.
I've now seen a squid trying to put on its fishnets,
going, this was a very poor choice.
Tights are difficult enough, but, oh, man.
Anyway, so, that's it for this week.
We've put together a fact sheet which we have catchily called the Internet.
So, if you'd like to know more about any of the issues we've discussed,
well, go on a search engine or visit a library or kidnap a submariner.
They are plight.
Thanks to our guests Lloyd Peck, Bramley Merson and Dave Gorman.
Next week we'll be at the Cheltenham Science Festival
discussing the importance and possible dangers posed by science mavericks.
And in order to make our series more efficient
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Here are the following replies to whatever you write.
Human action is a contributory factor.
Don't be stupid, it's got to be more than 6,000 years old.
I can bend spoons too, although I never met Michael Jackson.
And what do you expect if you buy a house built on a Native American burial ground
you've only yourself to blame?
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