The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 117 | "Congrats My Guy"
Episode Date: June 14, 2017Summer Jam, Khaled, XXL Freshman Cover, Tinashe, SZA, and much more!! Sleeper Picks: Rory: Jhene Aiko "While We're Young" | https://soundcloud.com/jhene-aiko-1/while-were-young-1 Joe: Asiahn "Time" | ...https://soundcloud.com/asiabryant/04-asiahn-time Mal: Saint John "3 Below" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5GNIZP0ceE
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No Joe Budden! I think I have enough nicknames. To Maury's left is Maul.
Gentlemen, how are we?
Rory is doing just fine.
Maury's all right too.
How's Feral and how's Irish McNasty?
The gang's all here.
The gang's here.
Good, good.
Maul, you got your little fancy hat on.
What?
Come on, man.
It's a hat.
It's a regular just...
It's like a cool nylon.
Yeah, it's a different type of... It's like a cool nylon.
Yeah, it's a different type of... It's diamonds in your watch.
Wait, wait, what's up?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, for real.
What's happening here?
Listen, I ain't seen y'all in a little while.
I ain't seen y'all in a little while.
I'm just trying to get caught up on what's happening.
I just saw you last week.
I was at your house Saturday.
No, you weren't.
Yes, I was. This nigga's crazy. I was there Saturday. your house Saturday No you weren't Yes I was
This nigga's crazy
I was there Saturday
Was it Saturday or Sunday?
I was asleep
I wouldn't know what day it was
I was in bed
You niggas
You niggas
At one o'clock
Two o'clock
Say yo I'm coming over
And then come over like eight nine
I'm sleeping
Yeah I just came to your house
Went by the pool
Rolled something
Pool looked good
I tried to you know
Make noise
Thinking you would
Come outside No no no It's over by eight You held a boombox I said everything now by the pool, roll something. Pool looked good. I tried to, I tried to, you know, make noise thinking you would come outside.
No,
no,
no,
no,
it's over by eight.
You held a boombox outside.
I shut everything down
and I put everything inside,
you know what I mean?
I did notice
that somebody cleaned up
pretty well.
I didn't think it was Rory.
Yeah.
No,
you actually did a good job
cleaning.
Somebody did a good job.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I didn't usually think
it's my messy fuck friends.
But, Karen, we were just talking about Karen I didn't usually think it's my messy fuck friends. But Karen.
We were just talking about Karen before you came in.
That's what we started off with?
Karen Civil?
Yeah.
She look good, man.
Camp front there.
Did you see Karen?
I saw Karen.
She looks, I thought it was Kim.
What's up with Karen?
Now, a year ago I said, at some point I was like, listen, man.
I don't know if it's just me.
Karen's looking all right out there.
She's looking pretty good.
I said that a little while ago.
I thought she was looking better and better.
Yeah, for sure.
This whole Wonder Woman shit, though, now is like.
I have not seen her like that.
But I've certainly seen her out
and she looked very good.
She definitely looked like,
what's the black superhero, Luke Cage?
Yes, Luke Cage.
Definitely looked like Luke Cage's girlfriend.
She looks good.
Why are you niggas all nervous
to fucking talk, man?
Speak up.
She looks good.
God damn it.
I don't have much else but that.
I don't want to sound lusty over Karen. Oh, Speak up. She looks good. God damn it. She looks really good. I don't have much else but that. I'm just,
I don't want to
sound lusty over Karen.
Oh, come on.
We love Karen.
Karen is like,
we love Karen.
It's a weird person
to talk about that.
I mean, she did it though.
You know why I always
like to talk about Karen
when news breaks about Karen?
Because Karen is so loved
by all the news people
like myself
that we never talk about Karen
whenever something
happens with Karen.
That is true.
Yeah.
So when something happens with... She looks real true. Yeah. So when something happens with her.
She looks real good.
But why is she looking good?
That's my thing.
She's supposed to look bad.
No, but what is she doing?
A lot.
She's a success.
No, we know about all the women empowerment meetings that Karen is having.
We know about the Nicki Minaj shit.
She even got the Rashida Ali package.
I don't know. If she did, she looks really good. They all probably got around the Rashida Ali package? I don't know.
If she did,
she looks really good.
They all probably got around
the same surgery, right?
I don't know if she did
or she didn't.
Karen looks good.
Shout out to Karen,
friend of the show.
Karen is doing something
in New Jersey on the 22nd.
I'm out of town,
so I won't be able to make it,
but I would have loved
to have been there.
No, I'm not changing my flight,
Irish McNasty.
Thank you.
Where did the Mick Nasty my flight, Irish McNasty. Thank you. Where did the Mick
nasty come from?
Irish nasty. Irish
guys should have a Mick.
Jewish people should have a
Wurtsman.
100%.
A ski.
A ski.
Right?
Let's start with Rory's best friend,
Tanaje. I don't even know, what did she do? I Rory's best friend, Tanaje.
I don't even know.
What did she do?
I don't even know her, by the way.
Does she have a record that made her popular?
You look like you would have a Tanaje poster on your wall.
I honestly couldn't pick her out of a lineup.
I have no idea why. I think you're lying right now.
I swear to God.
Actually.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
What's the name of that song?
Yeah, what record?
Rory, knock it off.
She said that she doesn't feel like she's fully accepted by the black community because she's mixed.
I don't feel like she's fully accepted by anybody.
Nobody really knows Tinashe like that.
I don't know enough about her to even speak of it.
A lot of people don't know what Tinashe looks like.
I never really knew what Tinashe looked like.
That's why I didn't understand.
If she said, allegedly, that's what she said.
If she did say that, that's false because a lot of people don't even know what she looks like.
She said there seems to only be room for two light-skinned R&B stars.
Beyonce and Rihanna.
I mean, maybe she has a point there.
Y'all got Carrie Hilson out of here.
They tried to get Ciara out of here.
Is she pop?
Like, strictly just pop music?
Who, Tinashe?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I only know one Tanaji song.
I mean, if you're going with the pop, yeah, maybe Beyonce and Rihanna.
It's tough to get past them.
But there's a million female black artists that are doing tremendous right now.
Tremendous.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
Jhene's doing tremendous.
Well, she's in between albums, but I think she will continue to do so.
SZA is doing amazing right now.
SZA is doing great.
Kehlani is doing great.
Is Kehlani black?
I'm generally asking.
I'm just naming the girls that are doing great.
I don't think Kehlani is full black.
I think she's mixing.
Okay.
But, yeah, there's space for, I mean, if you want to be that pop girl, yeah, it's always going to be tough as a black artist.
But, no, I think there's still plenty of room.
Listen, man.
Tanaje's pop?
That's your friend.
I have no idea.
I don't think she's full straight pop artist.
I'm the guy that really didn't like that song until Drake did it.
That's usually what happens.
Oh, that's that record I like that the girl remixed?
Yeah.
The wave shit?
Okay, so I only know the remix.
I don't know the Tanaje version.
No, they're too close.
Oh, then I don't know. Man. See don't know the tenacé version. No, they're too close. Oh, then I don't know.
Man, see this is further proving my point.
Hold up.
She's not fully accepted. A lot of people don't even know who Tenacé is.
I don't know if it's a accept part, I just don't know who she is.
That's what I'm saying though.
I know nothing about her.
This is not the record, but this is the record.
Sounds like a mustard beat.
Well, this is a different version, but you know the fucking record.
Oh, yeah.
Right here.
This girl.
She's Mustard's artist, right?
You're asking me to have way too much information about Tanaji.
I don't know.
There's one girl that's Mustard's artist, and I think that is her, then.
I don't know if Tanaji is Mustard's artist.
This is just a bad combo of people not knowing anything about this girl.
This is my point.
Yeah, but that's kind of the point.
That's the point.
Because when I read this, when I first read this, I said, well, what has Tanaji done?
Why the fuck does she, what has she done that is so overwhelming that people should know about her and we should be aware?
What has she done that gives her enough to conclude that people have enough to conclude about her is what I'm saying.
I don't know shit about Tanaje outside of this record.
Was that just a headline or there was more context to what she said?
There was more to what she said.
And I don't think that the rest of what she said really helped her point any.
The point still stood that I think that my people
are not fucking with me because I'm light-skinned.
Okay.
No, I'm just reading.
She brought up Kehlani,
but you can't be a fan of Tinashe, too.
I don't hear any of Kehlani in the record you just played me.
Granted, there's just one song from her catalog,
but it doesn't sound like she's going to the Kehlani in the record you just played me. Granted, that's just one song from her catalog, but it doesn't sound like she's going to the
Kehlani sound at all.
Tinashe doesn't have a sound yet.
I don't think you can say somebody's sound.
Yeah, why not put out another record?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And especially if you're trying to make a sound, Mustard's sound is everyone's sound
now, because he's worked with her.
You can't say Mustard's your sound, unless maybe you're YG, but other than that
that's probably not a good
reference to having your own.
See, I didn't even see that I had another Tanaji song
in here. This is Player
with Chris Brown. Have y'all ever heard this song?
No.
I do hear some tone that's similar to
Kehlani though, now that I hear it.
Not the sound, but the tone.
Eh.
We don't fully accept that.
That's all I got, man.
Listen, I don't know what she want from me, man.
I don't know what Tanaji is expecting from the people.
That's all I got.
I'd like to hear some more.
I'd like to hear more.
Yeah, she got to put out more music.
You can.
Definitely got to put out more music.
Well, we talking about it now.
She's put out some music tomorrow. No, we talking about it now. She's put out some music tomorrow.
No, we're talking about it because of what she said.
I'm saying.
She should capitalize on the attention she's getting from this.
I agree.
I agree.
We opened with her.
No, you opened with her.
I haven't seen y'all.
I haven't seen y'all in a little while.
I've been getting killed for my complex opinions.
So let me ask y'all, because I be thinking I'm in a matrix up there.
Is Future a megastar?
No. No, not a megastar.
Is Future a superstar? Yes.
Yeah, I think I'm a superstar.
Yeah, he's a superstar.
He's flirting with superstar.
I don't think he's quite a superstar.
Okay, in
our world,
absolutely a superstar.
Yeah.
In the world, no.
Megastar has to be in all worlds to me.
Megastar is.
You can't be a megastar and not be a megastar in every single facet of the world.
Yeah, I want to say that that's true like all of y'all are,
but what other superstar doesn't have the numbers to support their superstardom?
I'm not following. You don't think Future has the numbers to support their superstardom? I'm not following.
You don't think Feature has the numbers to support that he's a superstar?
As far as the album sold?
I mean, if we're talking about the album sold,
there might be a few other people on that list.
Did he do a tour by himself, or he just did the Drake tour?
He just did the Drake tour, and now he's going out with his own crew.
All right.
I'm curious to see what he does by himself to call him a superstar.
Yeah, that's why I say he's flirting with that.
Yeah, I think you got to do, you have to headline your own significant tour to be a superstar.
Yeah.
Touring, I really, really think shows.
Of course, because with streams now, anyone could click this shit.
We don't really know what it adds up to.
Concert sales, that's black and white.
We know exactly what you're doing, what stadium you're in.
Listen, I like Future like everybody else does.
But for all the reasons you're naming, I'm not ready to say that.
Well, he's definitely not a megastar, no.
I wouldn't say he's a megastar yet, no.
No. I didn't see nothing wrong
with you saying that
not to say that he cannot be
not to say that he won't be
right
not at all
right now
okay but today
alright cool
what did Nadeska and Ack
was there
I don't know
was it a thing
listen
yeah it was a thing
it was a thing all week
it was a thing
it was a thing
I never want to say
Ack's name again
unless I'm like this
please
please no
don't ruin my fucking night with this bullshit alright do y'all want to say X name again. Please, please no.
Don't ruin my fucking night with this bullshit.
All right, do y'all want to go NBA playoffs with our inside the NBA reporter fucking Cal Lowry face Maul over here?
Cal Lowry face.
Are you going to pay us on camera?
Well, I'm broke even with Maul.
Oh, I'm owed $100. you're owed a buck but i broke
even because i bet the calves and and i bet against the sweep uh and that's what happened
my man man it was work that's some bullshit maul do you have anything that you want to say about
the finals uh well i felt like the warriors were going to win the series, and they did,
so congrats to them.
Yeah, congrats to the Warriors.
Shout-out to Andre Iguodala.
Shout-out to Durant.
Congratulations.
You deserve it.
Shout-out to the Currys.
Shout-out to all of them.
I just thought that it was – Game 3 and 4 was interesting to me.
I felt like the calls in Game 3 and 4 were similar,
but I think Golden State just hit more shots in Game 3.
They were down, they were trailing, and Durant hit a big shot,
so they pulled that game out.
Game 4, I felt like the calls were crazy.
I thought it was blatant.
I feel like Cavs fans and Warriors fans were saying the same thing
on social media all night.
The calls were ridiculous.
It was way too physical.
Cleveland shot 22 free throws in the first quarter.
When has Golden State ever been that aggressive defensively
to where they put a team on a free throw line that much?
You talking about last night or game?
Game four.
Okay.
Last night I thought was super excessive.
There was a call every five fucking minutes on both ends.
I don't think it was scaled to either team,
but it felt like any time anyone went near each other, there was a call.
Yeah.
I think that the Cavs are going to look very different next year.
There we go. You bring me to exactly where I want was a call. Yeah. I think that the Cavs are going to look very different next year. There we go.
You bring me to exactly
where I want it to be.
Pause.
That sounded like
some real wild rapist shit.
You guys got me thinking.
Pause with everything I say.
Listen,
you bring me
what I want to talk about.
Adam Silver has a problem
on his hands,
I think.
I don't care what he says.
He's doing his best to deflect.
He's doing interviews.
Well,
he's going to do interviews.
It's the finals.
But everything he's saying says that he's perfectly fine with the Warriors and Cavaliers being the two teams that have met in the finals the past three years
and presumably the two teams that will meet there for the next however many years.
You don't think that's problematic?
And I'm not going to say it's problematic because of the rivalry.
No, I think that may be great.
I think these finals ratings were probably some of the highest rated finals,
and I haven't checked that, but I'm sure it is.
What I'm saying is, to your point,
Cleveland is going to have to respond to a Golden State super team.
They're going to have to add, right?
And if they win, like, where's this going? But here's my thing, though. Cleveland already has a super team. They're going to have to add, right? And if they win, like, where's this going?
But here's my thing, though.
Cleveland already has a super team.
No, I don't think they do.
That's not true.
That's not true.
People should stop saying that.
Why should people stop saying that?
We can go down a roster if you like.
Let's go down a roster.
Okay, so Kyrie Irving, is he a top five point guard to you?
Yes.
Okay.
LeBron James. Come on. Kevin Love. Is he a top five point guard to you? Yes. Okay. LeBron James.
Come on.
Kevin Love.
Is he a top five power forward to you?
I don't know that.
I don't think you can name five power forwards in the league better than Kevin Love.
I could try.
You can try, but you can't.
Draymond Green.
Okay.
Lamarcus Aldridge.
Mm-hmm.
Carl Anthony Towns.
Mm-hmm.
Anthony Davis.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, DeMarcus Cousins is not a pound forward?
Well, not anymore.
I don't think he's playing.
He's playing a center over there in New Orleans now.
But if you want to.
And I'm not going to say Porzingis because I don't think he's better than Kevin Love.
I mean, you can name five, but all right, Kevin Love.
Kevin Love. But Kevin Love is not Minnesota Kevin Love. No, he can's better than Kevin Love. I mean, you can name five, but all right, Kevin Love. Kevin Love.
But Kevin Love is not Minnesota Kevin Love.
No, he can't be Minnesota Kevin Love on this team.
I understand that, so we don't need to waste time there.
I'm just on a skill set.
Kevin Love, I'm following you.
Okay.
Now, Darren Williams.
Now, Tristan Kardashian.
Hold on, hold on.
No.
Darren Williams, right?
Knock it off.
Hold on, just listen.
At one point, right,
he was easily a top three
point guard in the league. Not too many years ago. At one point, I was the
best speller in my school. Hold on, just listen
to me. Just listen for a minute. My thing is
this. The backup point guard
for Golden
State isn't head and
heels above Darren Williams talent-wise.
Wait, we're talking about super teams, though.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is I think Cleveland has a lot of talent on their team.
I just think they didn't put it all together.
I think Kevin Love is the deciding factor on whether you call them a super team or not.
I think everything else is null and void.
You got to talk about the superstars and the super team.
Well, I mean, Kevin Love played well.
I mean, last night he was in foul trouble early, so that kind of messed his rhythm up.
But throughout the series, he played pretty well.
Even last night, in the fourth, he was grabbing a lot of key rebounds.
If you take LeBron off of Cleveland, they aren't very sexy.
I don't even think they're a top three seed in the East without LeBron.
The same cannot be said for the Warriors without Durant.
So the addition of him, you see how it makes them a super team.
LeBron's team is not a super team.
LeBron's just super, and Kyrie is super.
Okay, but here's my thing.
They have Zaja Pachulia, right, in their starting lineup.
Tristan Thompson is—
He's so dirty, by the way.
But listen to what I'm saying.
Tristan Thompson is better than him, right?
JaVale McGee.
We're better than him.
No other team in the league wanted JaVale.
He played well.
He fit well with the Warriors.
He's a big, that likes to run.
He's athletic.
Well, you're telling me about all of these others.
I'm just saying that they have the talent on Cleveland.
There's more talent on Cleveland than Golden State as a complete roster.
Do you think that if Cleveland adds Paul George or Carmelo Anthony,
that they will be able to overtake the Warriors next season?
No.
So tell me what move you think they could make.
It depends what type of Paul George you get.
Well, Paul George had a great season last season.
He looked great.
Yeah.
Paul George has bounced back from that injury.
He's done a great job.
I think what really hurt Cleveland, it was just the tempo of the game.
They just couldn't run with the Warriors. It was nothing the tempo of the game. They just couldn't run with the Warriors.
They just couldn't.
It was nothing to do with really talent.
They just couldn't keep up with that pace.
They couldn't.
So if you bring in Carmelo Anthony, Carmelo doesn't like to run like that.
They got all of six points from their bench in the deciding game.
This is what I'm trying to tell you, though.
They kept up.
No, but the Warriors play better as a team.
See, the thing about it is, Joe, the Warriors are dangerous because they genuinely do not have any egos over there.
They don't care who scores 30 a night.
They don't care.
They just want to win.
They move the ball.
Whoever's hot, they keep feeding them.
I hate that line when the same three niggas score 30 every night.
No.
Klay Thompson struggled in a couple games.
Klay, Steph, or Durant is going to have the 30.
Steph Curry, he struggled in game four.
All right, but when have we seen somebody else with the 30 over there?
I just don't like that line.
But you mean, I mean, clearly Kevin Durant was the best player the whole series.
Did it look like somebody was upset?
No.
People joking on the internet saying, oh, Klay Thompson doesn't look happy.
He looked happy last night.
No, I didn't fall for any of that.
I'm just saying, Golden State plays together, man.
When you have a team that doesn't have egos and they all play together,
and they have fun, they enjoy playing together.
If Chris Paul goes to the Spurs, can they beat the Warriors?
No.
And you have no move that Cleveland can make that would make this really competitive?
No.
I think that if the Warriors keep this team together,
this core with KD, Draymond, Steph, Klay,
and they just put pieces around them,
they can win the next three championships.
That doesn't sound exciting for the league.
I'm just saying, I truly believe that.
I don't see anybody beating this team.
I've fallen asleep in the third quarter of every finals game.
This can't be good. You fell asleep in the third quarter last night? Well, I think that's just you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you fall asleep in the third quarter of every finals game. This can't be good.
You fell asleep in the third quarter last night?
Yeah, you fall asleep in anything.
Yeah, but the game started a little late.
They started late from 9 to like 12, 12.30.
Yeah, I will say that.
That West Coast thing was kind of like, damn.
Y'all killing me. That one hour makes a big
difference. Alright, so fuck it.
Fuck it. Nobody cares.
Nobody cares but me.
This, of course, is like way more, but the league has kind of bent.
The Heat did it for a little while.
The Spurs and the Celtics.
There was a lot of time.
It's like this happens.
It happens.
That's what I don't understand.
What happens?
Not to this magnitude.
A few years in a row at a time.
I think that Boston team that they got put together was a fleece.
I think that was a fleece. I think that was a fleece.
I think LeBron
responded to that
with the heatles.
Yeah.
So I'm not mad at him there.
And I think that fucking,
and I think that Durant
is responding to LeBron
with this move.
I'm just saying
when LeBron responds,
like,
where is this going?
This is not going
anywhere that...
Nobody's going to
beat the Warriors
I'm telling you
that team
so why do we want
to watch basketball
next season
you just love sports
and you got season
passes to all
the team games
so you'll watch
basketball
other than you
why are we giving
a fuck about basketball
why
honestly
you just gotta
enjoy the game
the draft is
nine days away the Knicks are still
telling me about Frank
Nikolaj
Klainer. Yeah, I think that's it.
Whatever the fuck you say this nigga's name.
He can play though. I do think he's nice though.
Yeah, I was about to say it. I mean, he can play.
I don't wanna see Frank Nikolaj
Klainer if Malik Monk is
on the board, if Dennis Smith
is on the board. Smith Jr. for sure. Is there one more person that I thought might be on the board? Ball might is on the board, if Dennis Smith is on the board. Smith Jr., for sure.
Is there one more person that I thought might be on the board?
Ball might be on the board.
There is one more person that Ball won't be on the board.
Not at seven, no.
Ball won't be on the board.
I think the Lakers can.
And honestly, I don't want to deal with his dad neither now.
I don't want to deal with his dad neither now.
I thought he would stop all that.
His dad in New York would be nuts.
No, New York is nuts, and his dad is nuts.
Exactly.
I don't want to see that type of nuts, Paul.
Yeah, I'm cool on all that.
Too many nuts and balls?
Nah, I get it.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, that was a cute little move you did there, Roy.
Yeah, I'm cool on all that, but I do want to see the Frank Nicotel.
I want to clean a kid.
Now, I don't know why people still get their nerves in a bunch over the XXL list.
Tell me why.
Someone help me.
It's just something to talk about.
That's all it is.
It's like everything else.
I can't tell you who was on last year's XXL freshman cover.
I can't.
Nobody cares about that shit, really.
I'm getting older because I knew maybe three or four people on this cover.
I know two people on that cover.
I was happy to see A Boogie on there.
I was happy to see that.
We were talking in the group chat.
I wrote down some names that I think should have been on there.
But again, I don't know all these people.
Maybe they are bigger, just not in my world.
I think T Grizzly should have been on there.
I think Black should have been on there.
I think Joyner Lucas should have been on there.
I think Cardi B should have been on there.
Westside and Conway, maybe you can make a case. I don't think they're freshmen, but you can make a case. That kid Nav, I think, could have been on there. I think Cardi B should have been on there. Westside and Conway, maybe you can make a case.
I don't think they're freshmen,
but you can make a case.
That kid Nav,
I think could have been on there.
Russ, Don Q,
you can make a case.
And Wizkid,
I think could have been on there.
And Asad.
But we have to wait
to see if the Cal album's good.
I'm not mad at that list.
I think those names
are pretty popular.
Westside, Gunn, and Conway,
I think they're just
Heading hills above all of them
Yeah
As far as what they're doing
Just with their brand period
It's just crazy
Yeah but it feels like
They're really about to
Get their stride now
Like for sure
With the shady shit
And everything they're doing
What do these
What
What
What does this cover
Normally do for the people on it
It used to have more significance
But
That's what I'm saying
Now it really doesn't It's over right Yeah it doesn't It used to kind of significance but that's what i'm saying now it's
over right yeah it used to kind of be a rite of passage i guess if you will for like three years
um the double excel freshman cover now is like the real world remember when the real world was
popping like you used to watch the real world on mtv but it still happens it still happens but
nobody watches it anymore like i've seen the real world they in some city now look like they was
getting it popping i was like this shit is still on like i didn't even know the real world. They in some city now look like they was getting it popping. I was like, oh, shit.
I was like, this shit is still on.
Like, I didn't even know the real world was still on.
You know what I'm saying? That's funny.
It's just like that.
It's like, oh, okay, you'll look at it when it comes out, but you ain't really.
Well, I pulled up all the ones from before just in case we need to reference anything.
Let's see how deep we wanted to dive into this.
But last year's was Fetty Wap, Kid Kid, Dej Loaf, Gold Link, Tink, K Camp, OG Macco, Rory,
Shag, Lizzy, and Vince Staples.
You was on a couple last year? You was on last season? Yeah, I was up there.
You guys don't remember? No. Yeah, I kind of
fell off really badly. Okay.
Didn't do that.
That fall off was epic.
Yeah.
I'm too old, I guess.
I'm too old. I don't know enough about
these people. I think 09 is when I don't know enough about these people.
I think 09 is when it really sparked off.
That was B.O.B., Kid Cudi, Currency, Wale, Ace Hood, Asher Roth, Mickey Fax, Corey Guns, Blue, and Charles Hamilton.
I think that was the first one where people were like, oh, what's this XXL shit?
That was hard.
I saw Charles Hamilton last week, man, walking through Harlem.
Yeah.
He put out an album.
I just didn't know if it really— He didn't look too good, good man the documentary he put out was really good at the top of the year but I don't
know it didn't look good really happened from that he looked like he had a rough couple of nights
yeah maybe yeah hopefully he's all right though he had a lot of talent I think that kid is talented
this is a wild run of. No, I do.
I think he's talented.
I never want.
I feel like before you were on this podcast,
I mentioned that Charles Hamilton was very talented at one point.
Yeah, he was.
And I got murdered.
I got murdered on the podcast for bringing that up.
No, he is talented.
I think he's talented.
I know.
I'm just saying that story was wild.
I'm just saying.
I've seen Charles Hamilton.
When you brought his name up, I just remembered.
I saw him walking through Harlem
and I was like...
He was walking through Harlem.
He didn't look too good.
Looked like he had
a rough couple of nights.
Yeah.
A lot of talent.
Was this the case?
I hope he's...
All right,
a lot of talent.
Yeah.
What is it?
Is he dead?
He looked like
he was on his way.
Was it bad?
That's the thing.
He did progress,
especially with Yandy and Eric.
I fuck with Charles Hamilton.
He really had.
I remember when Charles Hamilton tried to battle me at a radio station.
I kicked his ass.
Eric ended up with Sons only 10 months apart.
Is anybody watching Love & Hip Hop still?
No.
I don't know.
It's over, man.
Love & Hip Hop is like.
Yo, it's a lot of shit that's over.
Quiet is kept, man.
Love & Hip Hop is the XXL cover too.
Yeah.
On and off. it's still going
on the low
and we still talk about it
sometimes
yeah
when they catch a good
little lick
but uh
it's been a little while
I don't know what's
going on out there
let me see what's
happening here
50 Cent to Irv Gotti
I will slap the shit
out of you
wait what
who said that
50 Cent
that's a regular Tuesday, man.
50 cents to Irv Gotti.
I would slap the shit out of you.
All right, so speaking of fights, speaking of fighting,
I was really looking forward to Sunday.
I was really looking forward to Sunday.
Sunday was Summer Jam, but I was much more interested in Offset versus Ebro.
That was great.
Whatever came of that?
Nothing.
Nothing came of it.
What?
An apology came.
Y'all niggas worship him.
Nothing came of it.
He didn't fight him?
No.
So Ebro's a little beast?
Lie!
He bought some pleas?
Yeah, man.
He copped some pleas.
Fast.
Fast?
Yeah.
Never ever said nothing about him. Where did he get the pleas? Fucking lie! please yeah man he copped some please yeah you ever wonder where somebody get
a shit hmm where do you get his please nobody nobody wants to tell the truth
right now in ebro's defense well he's supposed to fight offset no he was
supposed to fight him backstage at the show he's a part of, at the company he
works for.
Yeah, Ebro, yeah.
With the guy they're paying.
That's not going to happen, so I do understand the mature part of this, but we want to be
petty and childish for a little bit here.
Offset and the Ebro fight would have been pretty good.
Yeah, and I'm sure there would have been phones around, so it would have been great to capture.
Yeah, that would have been cool.
I wonder how the first exchange went, though, Because they had to have run into each other.
Yeah, why does he feel that way?
He didn't just see Ebro post that Cardi meme.
Because it all started from him wondering the meme about Offset and $250,000 verse, Cardi, whatever.
And Offset took offense to that.
I think Offset feels Ebro's been taking a lot of shots specifically at Offset in Migos and just had enough.
Who thinks that Offset is the one in Migos to take shots at?
I don't know.
I like Offset the most out of three.
A lot of people like him.
I hear a lot of takeoff jokes.
I don't know enough about any of this shit.
I'm just saying. We know nothing happened.
When Migos.
With their little fight, we know nothing happened. Migos With their little fight We know nothing happened
He lied
And he copped pleas
He lied
And told a man
He was rich already
Y'all niggas worship him
Wait wait wait wait
More
And told a man
He was rich already
Yeah
So he should chill out
He said you rich already
I love you
What do you mean?
He is rich
Yeah we knew that going into it.
So he should chill out?
I mean, I don't know, man.
When you rich, you can't.
Listen, man.
What?
Nothing, man.
Talk, nigga.
What we got next, man?
What we got next on the slate?
I did see a clip of Migos, their performance at Summer Jam.
I saw a few clips of the crowd at Summer Jam. What's up with the crowd at Summer Jam. I saw a few clips
of the crowd at Summer Jam.
What's up with the crowd
at Summer Jam?
I was there.
Niggas be high and drunk, man,
and it was hot.
It was hot.
It was hot.
And people were there early,
drinking early.
Yeah, man.
Is Summer Jam too long?
It's definitely
an all-day thing,
for sure.
No, I mean, people get...
Most festivals.
No, because people get...
A lot of people
just play the parking lot. Of course, there's a lot of people at the festival stage, A lot of people Just play the parking lot
Of course there's a lot of people
At the festival stage
But a lot of people
Play the parking lot
And then go in around 536
A lot of people skip
The first few acts
You were there
So we have a fucking
On the scene
Podcast reporter
Well I had to solidify
My industry relationships
How could I miss Summer Jim
That is very true
That's true
He was probably in there
With fucking
What's his G unit man's name Shaw He was in there with fucking what's his uh g unit man's name
shah he was in there with shah money probably not with shah or la or one of these niggas i was with
la me and la i know rory hangs out he tried something but you know uh so tell us give tell
us about it what what do we need to know from this summer from summer jam remi set was by far
by far the highlight um it looked like it She brought out Kim Queen Latifah
Lady of Rage
MC Lyte
And who got the most
Reaction from the crowd
By far the entire night
Was Cardi B
She brought out Cardi B
That stadium went up
Like fucking Odell was dancing
They went up
I wasn't shocked
Because I think Cardi has
Certainly
You know Had her just due so far.
But when you were on stage, Kim came out before her.
A lot of people came out before Cardi, and she got by far the best reaction.
That's dope.
Yeah, that is dope.
I was happy for the queen.
Cardi, we love Cardi.
I took her drop off of here, but we still love her.
I love Cardi, too.
Remy was definitely
Definitely the highlight
Chris Brown brought out DMX
That was cool
Really?
He did yeah
Oh that's dope
Yeah excellent
I didn't hear anybody talk about that
Yeah I didn't even hear about that
Yeah I don't know why
It went under the radar
A couple things went
There was like
I didn't even realize Mace came out
And I was there
And then I saw a picture of Mace
Oh come on
On the scene reporter
He didn't fucking
He didn't perform He was just on stage I was not supposed to know that saw a picture of Mace. Oh, come on, on-the-scene reporter. He didn't fucking perform.
He was just on stage.
I was not supposed to know that.
Yo, this nigga's the worst on-the-scene reporter.
Oh, so I don't know.
I mean, if he didn't perform.
Niggas are telling us who he's seen backstage.
What is Rory talking about right now?
Oh, I didn't see him.
How can this podcast flourish?
ASAP and Joel Santana on stage together was cool.
Who cares about that?
Flex is, no, Flex.
That's a moment for New York.
Yeah, nah, it's dope.
Stop hating.
Why is that a moment?
To Harlem.
ASAP and Juelz on stage?
That's dope for New York.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, you're a hater.
Oh, no, I thought it was a deeper story to it.
No, no.
Flex's set was very, very New York.
Time out, time out, man.
I'm starting to believe I'm a hater for real.
Yeah, you are.
Duh, we know that.
I love Juelz
Like the next man
What Juelz music
Do we have
Oh come on man
Any Dipset record
Y'all gotta chill
That's my nigga too
I'm just saying
Them being on stage together
Is dope
Yeah
I'm not saying
That they had records together
That was gonna blow the arena up
No they didn't perform
Flex brought them
Out one by one
And then they stayed
On stage together
So when Juelz
When Juelz was performing
I understand
I understand
I really mean it
Not really mean it
But the Dipset shit
Rocky was right next to him
Rapping along
Like it was dope
Oh I thought
Listen
You're explaining it to me
And you said
Fucking Juelz
And A$AP Rocky
Came out together
And I'm like
Whose idea was that
That's trash
No they didn't have a record Together they performed They performed With their own record Oh idea was that? That's trash. No they didn't have
a record together
they performed.
They performed
their own record.
Oh no that's dope.
That's real dope.
That's dope.
Two different generations
of hard work.
That is dope.
Flex brought out
Casanova and A Boogie
to do their records.
I thought that was
really good for New York.
Damn so it sounds like
there was a lot of
nice dope New York
moments at Summit Jam.
Joey Badass brought out
Mobb Deep.
There was a lot of
great New York
New York shit
and not your typical regular New York looks like no Jam. Joey Badass brought out Mobb Deep. Like there was a lot of great New York, New York shit. And not your typical
regular New York looks like.
No disrespect to the locks
of course,
but like the locks
comes out of Summer Jam
all the time.
We know that.
It was a bunch of cool.
The locks are the locks.
I would have,
the locks can come out
of the show anytime.
They should have came out again.
But it was a lot of things
I wasn't expecting.
Flex's set,
I thought he might have
went old,
he went new.
So I appreciated that.
I thought that was really cool.
But it was a very New York thing.
Did you see Young M.A.'s set?
She came on Remy's as well.
She was the first person Remy brought out.
So she was good.
But she was on the festival stage.
I didn't go to the festival stage.
I was in my bed at 5 p.m. and then decided to go.
Don't tell us about your bed habits.
So Remy really brought all the women together.
Except for Foxy
and Nicki Minaj
and Lauryn Hill.
We're talking very popular.
I've been trying to figure out
for 15 years
if Foxy can hear or not.
She can hear.
She just heard what you said.
She heard your phone drop.
Who has the line?
I don't think your hearing
Is all the way there though
Nas had the foxy
Deaf jam bar
I don't think it's
All the way there
Well
How's your brother doing?
Gav?
Yeah
I haven't seen Gav in years
Boy Gav used to live
In the clubs
100%
If you went out
He was there
Gav
That's the one
That ran with
Zab
The basketball player
Why am I blanking on
His fucking name
Sebastian Telfair
Not Sebastian
The one that didn't
Really make it
Why am I blanking on his name
Y'all know who I'm talking about
They did the documentary
On him on Showtime
Oh yeah
Lenny
Lenny Cook
Yeah he used to run
With Lenny Cook right
That's his name brother
Sebastian Telfair
Just got caught
With all types of shit
Did y'all see it
Yeah
Bashe my guy
I don't know
I haven't spoke to him
In years man
I don't know
What the fuck is going on
And it wasn't like
A handgun
Wait time out
We gotta stop saying
People are our guy
And we haven't spoken
To him in years
No that's
He's my guy
No that's not your guy
I just haven't spoken
To him in a couple years
That's not your guy
That's my guy
How is that your guy
If you haven't spoken
Bashe that's my nigga
That's my nigga man Why aren't you Talking to him man That's obviously Some guy. That's my guy. How is that your guy if you haven't... That's my nigga, man.
Why aren't you talking to him, man?
Obviously, some shit changed in his life.
I don't know what's going on.
That's what I'm saying.
No, I'm not letting you claim him as your guy.
What you mean?
I'm not letting you do it.
That's my nigga, man.
You have to speak to your guys.
Let me tell you...
You don't always keep in touch with you,
and then you lose touch with...
You never lost touch with some of your close homies?
Yes.
All right, then.
They're not my guys.
I didn't lose the touch.
I went trying to, I've tried to misplace the touch.
But I mean, you know, Bassey, you know, he's on the world hoop and shit.
I didn't lose the touch with anyone.
Nah, but you can lose touch with people.
I took the touch.
Nah, nigga.
Pause.
Nah, you can lose touch with people.
I don't know.
Your lives just go different.
You know what I mean?
It's just, y'all just lose touch.
Y'all don't see each other.
I know.
I'm talking shit right now, but still.
But that's my guy.
My guy is just funny.
That is my guy.
All right, so tell us what's up with your guy.
I don't know.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
I don't know what the fuck is up with him, man.
I mean, the situation just sounds crazy.
First, I want to know why you're hanging out with an 18-year-old in Clinton Hill, first and foremost.
Well, Maul likes 18-year-olds.
No, not Maul. It's fashion tell fair. Well, Mo likes 18-year-olds. No, not Mo.
It's fashion self-fare.
What?
Wait,
wait,
wait,
wait.
I like 18-year-olds.
I don't know
what the fuck
that's supposed to mean,
but if we start
pulling out the evidence,
it's going to look like
you like 18-year-olds,
bro.
That's true.
Oh,
that's true.
Okay.
That's whack too,
though.
Why is that whack?
It shouldn't look like that.
What do you mean?
That's corny. Nah, that's corny. That's you. It's though. Why is that whack? It shouldn't look like that. It's what you mean. That's corny.
Nah, that's corny.
That's you.
It's only because of that one little total thing.
Nah, it ain't no one little thing.
Nah, it's more than that.
Really?
Yeah, nigga.
Tell me.
Come on, man.
Publicly?
What you mean publicly?
I'm just talking about period.
I'm tight going along?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, you might be.
Nah, you wilding.
You putting sauce on it. You putting extra sauce on it, bro. I'm putting sauce along? What are you talking about? Yeah, you might be. Nah, you wilding. You putting sauce on it.
You putting extra sauce on it, Maul.
I'm putting sauce on it.
Okay.
I know you feel a way about my little joke.
I don't feel a way.
I'm just telling you.
You said I like 18-year-olds.
I'm like, bro, you can't attach me to no 18-year-old.
Not one.
I don't like that you take the Molly period of my life and try to attach it to me, period.
No, but what you do is what you do, though.
That's just, that's your thing.
Maul's not my guy.
Wait, what you mean?
Don't, don't, what you do is what you do.
What does that mean?
What you do is your actions.
I can't say, if that's what you did, that's what you did.
Yeah, but that should be exonerated from the record.
No, fuck no, that's not exonerated.
Are you kidding me?
You know how much shit you did during that time?
Okay.
Are we counting from 2010 to 2013-ish?
Nigga.
Yeah, why not?
Nigga.
We talk about it all the time.
You don't get the fuck out of here.
You do not want to have that conversation.
Or 2010 to 2013?
I'm saying we talk about that all the time.
You said that I like 18-year-olds.
You can't attach me to one 18-year-old.
I'm just talking about when I'm scrolling through Instagram and liking some pictures.
Yeah, he corny.
So the 18-year-olds are not malls guys.
We can just leave that alone.
Yeah, but Sebastian Taffer is malls guy.
That is.
All right.
Tell us why he has heavy artillery.
You can't.
Bro, I don't know, man.
Now, listen.
No, no, no.
All jokes aside.
And this is his second time getting caught with a gun. That's what I'm about to say. I don't know Now listen No no no All jokes aside And this is his second time
Getting caught with a gun
That's what I'm about to say
I don't know what the fuck
Is going on
I'm fucking around
With Maul right now
But we've seen this story
From him before
Number one
Number two
If you're old enough
To remember
Last decade
It was a few stories
Of some incidents
With him
So I could see
Why he has that
You'd rather get
Caught with it than caught without it.
Nah, man.
That was some different type of shit, though.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that was, man.
That's crazy.
We've talked about it since the story came out, and nobody can come up with a valid reason to be moving around with all of that shit.
That's just ridiculous.
Come on, man.
Moving with it, no.
Like, come on.
Having it, yes. If you come on. Having it, yes.
If you have it in your house, then so be it.
But you driving around with all of that?
Come on, man.
That's crazy.
Maybe he just bought it.
A lot of that shit look brand new.
Yeah, but, I mean, even then, it's like you shouldn't be driving.
Why was he driving?
This is my point.
Text him, nigga.
What do you mean it's your point?
You can't, nigga.
And he's not with OKC anymore.
Well, obviously not now. No, Rory. When was you mean it's your boy? Can't, nigga. And he's not with OKC anymore. Well, obviously not now.
No, Rory.
When was his last season with OKC?
He hasn't been in the league in about maybe two or three years now.
Three years?
I was going to say two at most.
Maybe three.
Really?
Yeah, three years.
Listen, but back to our liking 18-year-olds conversation for two seconds.
No, because listen.
While I was making brunch today in the kitchen making brunch fucking god man he makes brunch not breakfast not lunch he made brunch
go ahead man what was on the menu don't interrupt me and then tell me to go ahead egg benedict or
some shit like that with continental breakfast steak No, steak, a little seafood salad.
You know what I mean?
Seafood salad.
Life is good.
Something like that.
Life is good.
I was at work today.
Me too.
Okay.
Yeah, when I rap, you niggas thought I was unemployed.
Now I got a job, you niggas swear I'm unemployed.
I don't understand.
Let's hear more about this brunch you made.
Go for it.
As I was small, as I was making brunch, right,
Go for it.
As I was small, as I was making brunch, right,
I was thinking of how to increase our woman listeners and our women viewership because really it's three guys on the show,
and that should act as a detriment because we never have a—
Three respectful feminists, might I add.
We never have, like, a sensible female voice to chime in when we just sound really insensitive and out of touch.
Right.
So I thought, how could we ever increase women that listen to this podcast when we're three ignorant, misogynistic fucks?
Right.
Not so much more.
But you really, you're really the only misogynistic fuck here.
Just me.
Look how fast I changed it.
So I thought of a segment and I'm not certain when we'll implement it.
I'm not even sure if you gentlemen will want to implement this segment.
But I think that if we begin to talk about certain topics on this podcast that may be taboo to women, I think that will be rather interesting.
The same way I would love to hear what women talk about in their group chats, I think certain topics I think we could shed a lot of light on for the women audience.
So let's just pick like a random female friend and call her while we're recording.
And while we're talking about something, let's just like call her.
I don't know if I wanted to talk to a girl.
I was just talking about topic-wise.
Okay.
Do you have an example of one of those topics?
Hmm.
I'm not fully following yet.
Like the shit we all talk about on group chat every fucking day.
Don't try to act innocent, Rory.
You're going to be starting the fucking conversations in the group chat every day.
I'm trying to help you sell your segment better to the listeners.
The example would be something like, okay, and this is opinion based, of course, but this is a man opinion.
Like, okay, and this is opinion based, of course, but this is a man opinion.
I think that a lot of times men know what women they would cheat with and what women they would not cheat with.
I think that's a topic that men can shed a lot of light on to women.
I agree.
Right?
I think there's a million of those topics like that. I think that women already know which women we would cheat with.
Women don't know shit.
What? You think that if you out with your girl right now and 10 girls walk in the room,
she won't be able to tell which one you would absolutely fuck?
She may know my taste, but not who I would cheat with.
Yeah.
Very different.
I agree.
I got women fucked up.
No, no, no.
Especially your woman.
You think your woman doesn't know you?
No, we're saying two different things.
You're talking about just how a woman looks, right?
Like if 10 women walk in, do I think my girlfriend will know which girl I would potentially sleep with?
I mean, not just off looks.
I'm talking about like if we're hanging out somewhere and conversation and your girl would know which one you would be attracted to.
Yeah, physically attracted to.
That you would definitely be already fucking in your mind.
You're right.
You're right.
I guess I'm more so talking about some of the other attributes that men have to add to their discretion that they use when they cheat that women may not know anything about.
There could be a girl that's my type to the T, but if she's really
loud and messy, I'm not gonna
cheat with her. You don't think your
girl would know that? No.
I think off-rip women are gonna see a taste
that they know that I have. Women
don't think men are very complex.
I know that.
We are.
I don't think so.
You don't? No. Why not? I don't think that men are complex. I don't think so. You don't? No.
Why not?
I don't think that men are complex.
I don't think that we're complex.
How not so?
You haven't had a girlfriend since high school.
I have had a girlfriend since high school, but we don't require much, though.
Low maintenance doesn't mean we're not complex.
Well, you're complex. Nothing about maintenance.
Shut up, Roy.
You know what I'm trying to say. I'm not saying that. No, I don't think men are complex. I don't think you're complex nothing about maintenance shut up roy i'm trying to say i'm not saying that no i don't think men are complex i don't think we're complex especially in a
relationship our needs are very simple but how we go about things may not be i gotta throw this
segment out the window i see we don't even know about men i think i think we're very logical i
think man we just now we are but no you could be logical and complex. Our needs are super simple on what we need from somebody.
But the way we go about it could be super complex.
I don't think the journey of it all could mean a lot more than a simple destination.
Well, all of us are different, I guess.
We just have to leave it at that.
Which would make us complex.
No.
There's no, what I'm saying is there's no man, women think that there's a man handbook.
And if you read it, you can pretty much apply most of the information to most men.
And some men think that about women, too.
And I think those men are fucking retarded.
Yeah.
Who thinks that about women?
A lot of men think that they know women.
I want to meet the people that you are talking to.
Like, I know women.
You don't know women.
You'll never know women.
We will never know women. Who says they know women? A lot of meet the people that you are talking to. I know women. You don't know women. You'll never know women. We will never know women.
Who says they know women?
A lot of guys have said that. None of us know women.
Mel Gibson. Yeah, I say that to
every guy that says he knows women. I'm like, no you don't.
Trust me, you don't. And they don't know us.
I'm off of this shit. We don't know us.
Yeah, the fuck. What else is going on in the world?
I don't even know what the fuck we talking about.
I was trying to introduce a segment until I found out y'all niggas didn't know
yourselves yet. Until I found out y'all niggas didn't know yourselves yet.
Until I found out y'all didn't know yourselves.
Yeah, y'all got to go listen to Take Care.
Oh, boy.
Take Care.
Speaking of women, and to end my Summer Jam thing,
it ended with Nicki bringing all of them on stage and then dissing Nicki Minaj
and doing sheether at Summer Jam.
Wait, wait, wait.
You just said it ended with Nicki bringing all of them on.
Remy bringing everyone on stage and then dissing Nikki with the record sheet there.
We knew that, dude.
I know.
We want to talk about it.
That was the highlight of Summer Jam.
Are we going to talk about the-
Nikki has to respond.
I'm going to just say that.
Oh, Maul.
Maul, shut up.
I'm done with you.
I'm so done with Maul.
Why?
This would be the least I think she'd have to reply to.
Hell no.
All those female rappers on stage and Sheet the playing?
No, she has to respond to that.
Well, the clip came out of her on 2 Chainz's album as a feature,
dissing Remy, saying Papoose wrote the whole Sheet the record.
So she kind of already has a response coming.
Oh, okay.
Well.
That is not a response.
Well, it came out before.
They should stop.
It's over.
They both said it's over. They both said it's over.
They both said.
Clearly not.
If Nikki's still talking about it directly on a feature.
And if Remy is doing what she did at Summer Jam, clearly it's not over.
I think Nikki may have intended for that song or that verse to come out sooner than now, maybe.
I don't think she wanted to stretch this this long.
Okay, but my point still stands.
After this whole Summer Jam shit, Nicki has to respond to that.
No, you don't.
You don't reignite this shit.
She has to respond to that.
What are you talking about?
Why she didn't have to
respond to Sheetha,
but she had to respond to this?
Because this is,
to me,
that what she did.
A more powerful of a move?
Yeah, man.
Way more powerful.
Way more powerful.
She has to respond.
I'm not saying she has to
dedicate all her time
into really going
in a full battle,
but she has to respond to that.
She has to.
She can't act like that didn't happen.
Yeah, she can.
No, man.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't understand your beef barometers.
What do you mean?
She's going to save almost every female MC ever dissing you.
No, but she ain't like she text all of them like, yo.
It don't matter what she did i'm talking about
what happened i'm not saying she texted i'm gonna diss nikki no that's what she did she nikki has
to respond to that move she has to do you think she's capable nikki yeah i think she's do you
think that people care now about this it's not about the people caring. She has to respond to that, to that move.
She has to.
Here's a question for you guys.
When does Asad sleep?
He's the hardest working man in showbiz.
He was at Summer Jam, too, right on stage.
I know.
I'm getting tired.
First of all, my ears hurt from the bass at Summer Jam.
That little baby was on stage.
They had headphones on him, though, right? Them shits was Jam. That little baby was on stage. They had headphones on them though, right?
Them shits was on his chin.
They was like this.
Osada, he's built for that, man.
He in the studio hours putting that work in.
He's adorable.
He's a beautiful kid.
That's what I was saying.
You could have put him on the freshman cover.
And when does he cry?
When does he do kid stuff?
Why would he cry?
Life is great.
He's at Summer Jam.
He can't be happy. He can't be happy.
He can't be happy
all the time.
There's no way
Asad is happy this much.
Asad is never happy
all the time, right?
Khaled's track list came out.
Are we excited?
Yeah, let's pull it up.
I do want to hear
Rihanna and Bryson Tiller.
I'll be totally honest.
I want to hear what that sounds like. Yeah, that sounds like it. I think it'll sound good together. I want to hear Rihanna and Bryson Tiller, I'll be totally honest. I want to hear what that sounds like.
Yeah, that sounds like it.
I think it'll sound good together.
I want to hear Raekwon and Fat Joe.
I want to hear what it sounds like.
And he's got a record with Pusha T and...
Jada, I think.
Yes.
I think it's Jada.
It's Pusha and Kiss.
They're going to be talking a lot of that talk on that record.
Khaled is an amazing A&R.
Ear for putting people together.
With an amazing ear for creating songs, putting the right personalities together.
Alicia Keys and Nicki.
Future and Nicki.
All of that should sound good.
Yeah.
Fat Joe, Raekwon, like you said.
A song called That Range Rover Came With Steps with Future and Yo Gotti
sounds delightfully ignorant.
I'm excited for that record.
That Range Rover Came With Steps.
That's the name of the whole record.
Wow.
That's a hard name for a record.
Yeah.
Especially when I'm trying
to write a Range Rover right now.
Belly got an interlude.
That should be hard
if he's rapping.
Chance has a record all by himself.
Migos has a record all by themself.
There's a record with Party, Future, Travis, Rick Ross, and Kodak Black.
I'm curious how Party Future and Travis are going to sound together.
Travis, Rick Ross, Big Sean.
Why did they have to add Kodak Black to that mix?
People really fuck with him a lot.
But you know how it is with Khaled.
Kodak could be on there saying five words, and then he'd get a featuring credit.
That's true, too.
Yes, I mean, that's pretty much the highlights of this track list.
Then there's like Kodak, Gucci, and Rick Ross, and then just your typical Khaled records.
But I think this will be all right.
I want to hear it.
He didn't stop.
What was the name of the last album?
It was good.
I liked it a lot, too.
Keys.
I got the keys.
The last album was good.
And it was recent. He went right into this Grateful shit immediately. I liked it a lot, too. Keys. I got the keys. The last album was good. And it was recent.
He went right into
this Grateful shit immediately.
Cal, it doesn't stop with this.
As it should.
The BET Awards
is next week.
You going?
Already?
Yeah.
You going?
I think so.
Are you presenting an award?
I don't know.
I'm not presenting
no fucking award up there.
But I do think I'm going. Oh, you're just going to go? No, I'm not presenting no fucking award up there. But I do think I'm going.
Oh, you're just going to go?
No, I'm not just going to go.
Some complex stuff?
No.
Clearly, I don't want
to talk about it,
but I'm going.
So what exactly
are you going for?
I'm going, nigga.
You ask me a question,
I'm fucking going.
That's it.
But that's not why
I brought it up.
Now I don't remember
why I brought it up.
I'm trying to think
of all the stuff
that is coming
that I ask you guys every week.
Hey, is anything coming?
And y'all say, no, man, we get to the good.
Then the next day.
Oh, man.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That reminded me.
I don't know how we did, but we totally forgot it was Prince's birthday last week.
Yeah, because of y'all niggas, man.
Y'all respect the God.
No, I just pay attention to the day, not the date.
Were you sitting here, too? I just know what day it is. I don't respect the God. No, I just, I pay attention to the day, not the date. Were you sitting here, too?
Like, I'm just,
I just know what day it is.
I don't know the date.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's why it slipped my mind,
but that was crazy
that we forgot that.
So happy birthday
and rest in peace to Prince.
Rest in peace to the legend
who I deem to be
the greatest musician ever.
Do we want to talk about
Amber's pussy?
I'm always open
to talk about Amber's pussy.
I mean, it's Amber's pussy. It's Amber's pussy. And she has a pretty talk about Amber's pussy. I mean, it's Amber's pussy.
It's Amber's pussy.
And she has a pretty...
I don't think that she has...
She's got a great pussy.
There's nothing more to be said about it.
Me and my girl sit up and talk about our great pussy.
No, slow down.
Let's take a little time.
Where does Amber rank on the nudes list?
Number one.
Yeah, that's really hard for me to debate.
Number one.
I was thinking about it when that dropped.
Who has better nudes?
Number one.
Nobody. Rihanna's? Number one. Nobody.
Rihanna's do well amongst the crowd.
Cassie's did pretty well amongst the crowds.
But, yeah, I think Amber.
And Amber has volume, too.
There's a lot.
Hold on.
You say Cassie and Maul start, his nostrils start flaring and shit.
He get tempered.
You cool?
I'm chilling, bro.
You tell Maul.
I'm chilling.
Who else would be on that list?
All the girls more like look alike.
Cassie, Claudia, I mean Claudette Ortiz.
Cassie and Claudia don't look alike.
I'm just saying all the slim, light-skinned, pretty-faced girls.
You got a thing for them.
That's your look. That's your look. You got a thing for them. That's your, like, your look.
That's your look.
You got a look, too.
How come every time
I want to make jokes on you,
you start talking about me?
That's not breaking news
you have a look.
Every guy has a look
that they like.
What?
This nigga's crazy.
You don't have a look?
First of all,
I've been with one girl.
I want to stop talking
about me and girls.
Oh, see, you got to stop doing that. No, no, no, no, no. You don't have a look? First of all, I've been with one girl. I want to stop talking about me and girls. Oh, see, you got to stop doing that.
No, no, no, no, no.
You my man.
But you got to stop doing that, Joe.
You got to stop doing that.
How would you stop doing that if you keep copping out every time I want to talk about
Yeah, you got to stop doing that.
No, because more, more.
You got to watch more of me doing some shit on the law.
I'm not doing nothing.
You're not treating me like a guy.
No, I just said you have a type.
Like you are treating me like a guy.
I just said you have a type. And you were like, why is it? My point was every guy have a type.
My point was every guy has a type.
But Cassie and Claudette don't look alike, though, no.
Yeah, you were saying Irish for nasty.
Nudes.
Where were we at?
We had Amber, Rihanna, Cassie.
Who else is in there?
Kim does pretty well with nudes.
She's kind of changed the nude game now that I think about it. She put out like a Kim does pretty well With nudes She's kind of changed
The nude game
Now that I think about it
She put out like a book
A book of nudes
A book of nudes
Has changed the game
That's kind of hard
A coffee
A nude coffee table book
Yeah Kim is up there
I was more impressed
With the landing strip
Amber had going on
Yeah
Amber just looks like
She just smells
Someone shaped that up too
That wasn't like
A regular landing strip.
Yeah, but it wasn't the greatest shape.
That looked like she fucking pointed to the barbershop wall and pointed at a beard.
Let me get the number eight.
Let me get that.
Yeah, that was a nigga with the cordless clippers.
They don't really give you the dope line.
They don't really get that sharp laser line.
Yeah, give you a little fuzzy edge, but I mean, there's some shape to it.
It looked great. What else? What else we got but I mean, there's some shape to it. It look great.
What else?
What else we got?
I don't want to keep talking about it.
I love Wiz too much to spend time on Amber's vagina.
SZA's album.
Did everyone listen to SZA's album?
Oh, my God.
No, I didn't hear it yet, but I keep hearing y'all.
Listen, y'all have been talking about SZA since-
In the group chat for about a week and a half now.
Yeah.
And I'm just, I have no choice but to be on board now.
Listen,
this song here,
where's the damn song?
Oh, man.
Oh, great.
The song's not
in my fucking computer.
How is that even possible?
How is that possible?
That's not possible.
Well, no,
why we've been speaking
about SZA
before her album came out
was because she did
all these press runs,
one with Joe.
And she looked,
SZA's always been pretty,
but she seems a lot more
out there with her looks
in this past press run.
Yeah, nigga,
it's time to sell some records.
So we were talking about her
coming to the pool party,
which Joe has not answered
my question yet
on whether she was coming or not.
No.
I've asked about 15 times.
Beaston.
No, no.
No, she will not be at the pool party.
This record here, right?
This is the weekend record on SZA's album.
It's a foreign exchange album.
It's a lot of honesty here, man.
The whole album.
We're just going to let this rock for a little bit.
SZA's album is out, by the way, called Control.
Not really call control.
It's CTRL, which is the control sign on a keyboard.
Double entendre?
Don't even ask her?
I tried to get into the double entendre
of the name of the album and the artwork
and the whole meaning behind it.
You seemed a little happy.
That scissor was there.
You were a little antsy.
You were a little flirty.
Don't talk to me about my behavior
while this beat is soft playing.
That's great background music.
Yeah, what the fuck is he talking about?
You look happy while this nice-ass beat is playing.
I know you're happy this year.
Oh, this is Rory.
Fuck, uh...
Hold on.
This is Rory.
We can't talk about him the whole time, but he'll spill anything out about either of us, right?
Yo, I'm your guy? I'm your guy.
I'm your guy.
This is horrible, though.
See, this is what I don't get, though.
This content is so raw and great.
I love it.
That's always fucked up when the side girl is giving you like relationship rules.
Oh, wait.
And that's what sin would have knocked her fucking ass.
Let me tell you something.
You can't tell nobody, girl.
You keep them satisfied on the weekends.
You take Wednesday, Thursday.
Unless your chick is pussy.
Scissor.
You think I got it covered for the weekend.
Hold up.
Is that how she talking on that whole album?
The entire album.
Yeah.
The intro starts out with her.
It's all bars.
And she's not coming to the pool party.
That's what I was saying.
Oh.
And she look a little dick, too, in those press prints.
There'll be enough going on at the pool party.
I don't even know how it's a pool party and it's supposed to rain.
But we having a pool party.
It'll either be the greatest house party ever if it does rain.
You can't tell nobody you take him Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
and I'm going to hold him down these next few days.
But that's the era we in, though.
Yo, when that chick on Twitter told homegirl that the Y in your man is silent,
that still might be the greatest tweet I've ever read.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
It was just a nigga with a girlfriend and a side,
and the side tweeted the girl one day.
I guess she was going off about her boyfriend,
and when the side had enough, she's like,
sis, the why in your man is silence.
That is a hard bar.
When did sis become so aggressive now?
Sis is like an insult.
Because chicks take everything from the gay guys.
Oh, yeah.
Or is it the other way around?
No.
Gay guys take everything from the girls?
No.
No.
I don't think so.
Not getting me in another pause.
Have a blast with this conversation.
Oh, and I want to note, Trey Songz, in fact, at Summer Jam, did give us 20 hits.
Yeah, that was crazy.
I think Trey did 20 minutes.
Summer Jam did 20 minutes.
He did 20 minutes.
All right.
So your point stands.
Yeah.
So you guys can laugh at that.
But Trey Songz did, in fact, do a 20-minute set of hit records.
Well, we never said he couldn't do a 20-minute set. Well, I minute well I'm just reiterating you said that he can give you 20 minutes and you
were excited yeah about the prospect it was it was a good set it was a good set
gotta embrace it now what's up with this guy man This nigga's crazy man Um Let's see
Let's see
Let's see
What else
What else
What else
I feel like I'm
What'd you think of the album
Besides the weekend
And all that shit
To your point
Bars
It was like
Bars
It was rap album content
In an R&B album
There was a lot
She was saying a lot
It wasn't your typical
Who's this
SZA
SZA
It was
Chock full of content
How old is SZA
27 I want to say
This to me is
The mature version of Kehlani's album
Or what Kehlani
Maybe will make later on
When she gets in her late 20s
Rather than her early 20s
This is a more honest
This is some woman shit here
This is some real
And I say that with no disrespect to Kehlani
Whose project was cool
I purchased it
The production on it
Was amazing
It was just
It was younger content
That's all it was
Yeah yeah
And the production
Seemed like it was
For a younger audience
SZA looks like she
She lets her chicken
Marinate and season
For like two days
Before she cooks
I seen a couple pictures
Of her
Yeah for sure
I was like she definitely
Knows how to cook
From scratch
She look like she got That fire too Yeah she's her. Yeah, for sure. I was like, she definitely knows how to cook from scratch.
She looks like she's got that fire, too.
Yeah, she's a from-scratch woman, for sure.
I mean, until my woman nuttin' up, she from scratch.
Right, got it.
Yo, see, I think that's another one for my little segment that we haven't started,
because y'all ain't shit the hub.
Because we ain't shit. Because we ain't shit, right?
Women, I'm sure sure would love to hear
Who men
Think have that fire
Like how are you just
Looking at Susan
Thinking that she has that fire
Because she's in what
Flat
What's the Twitter
She's in Shea Butter Twitter
She is in Shea Butter Twitter
Yeah she got that fire
She does look like
Niggas gotta stop saying
Everybody in Shea Butter Twitter
Got that fire
Nah
It's a lot of stink pussy
In Shea Butter Twitter
Let's not get into this
Jesus
Marion
Joseph What the fuck is going on I'm just being honest With my niggas Oh my god Nah, it's a lot of stink pussy and shea butter Twitter. Let's not get into this. Jesus, Marion, Joseph.
What the fuck is going on?
I'm just being honest with my niggas.
Oh my God, this is terrible.
I can't be honest with my niggas?
This is vulgar as shit.
I got a rule, get hold of this motherfucker so I can make sense of all this.
We know that stink pussy exists, right?
Do we not know that?
I'm on board with you.
Well, Joe don't know.
I'm on board with you.
Okay.
Yeah, Joe has never been around anything. Does pussy exist? Right. Well Well Joe don't I'm on board with you Okay Yeah Joe has never been Around anything
Does pussy exist
Right
Well
I don't know
Does it
I don't know
I don't know what's going on
At home
We can talk about it later bro
No does other pussy exist
I don't know
Oh okay
I gotta take you guys' word for it
So you were saying
Yeah that's Shea Butter
Twitter shit though
Rory definitely got
Some stink pussy before
If he got kicked off
The track team in college
I've been fucking
Since I was 14 Of course I've smelt Some stink pussy before And I got kicked off the track team in college. I've been fucking since I was 14.
Of course,
I've smelt some
stink pussy before
and I think everyone
at this table,
including Chris too,
has smelt some
stink pussy.
Oh yeah,
at 14,
you keep fucking
through stink pussy
at 14.
I've been in the game
for a while.
Can we say another term?
Stink hoochie?
Not that.
That is very
strong and obnoxious.
Who the fuck are you now?
Don't shut up.
I'm trying to grow the audience.
I'm trying.
You don't hear me say while I'm making brunch what I'm thinking about?
You don't think our audience talks like that?
Or women don't speak that way?
I think stink pussy is strong verbiage.
And that's exactly why I think we need a woman here.
It's a strong smell, too, so we might as well use strong verbiage.
And I haven't smelled that.
Well, at this age, no.
Yeah, come on.
If you're 30, smelling smelly vagina.
It happens, bro.
All right, so what are you doing when you get there and you didn't think she had smelly vagina?
Where are you bagging these bitches?
At the court?
At the court.
What is this, Skylar Diggins Saying hey
I'll bring some girls
To the
Listen
Stinkbox
Stinkbox is everywhere man
Bring some girls
Wait Skylar Diggins
Is a friend of the show
Congratulations to her
What happened
He just trying to be PC
And get a
Congratulations
Just for being a woman
You just congratulated
Skylar Diggins
On nothing Did she win the champion What the fuck just happened She did nothing and get a congratulations just for being a woman. You just congratulated Skylar Diggins on nothing?
Did she win the champion?
What the fuck just happened?
She did nothing.
You just,
no, no, no, no, no.
You didn't just say
congratulations to Skylar Diggins
and absolutely nothing happened
with Skylar Diggins,
did you?
That did not just happen.
We're mad confidence.
We're mad confidence.
You didn't know
I was doing that.
Congratulations to Skylar Diggins.
She's a part of the show. Congratulations to Skylar Diggins
And you stopped
What did she do?
What happened?
Did she lead the league
In three point percentage
Or something?
What happened?
I don't think they're in season
Right now
They're not
That's why I said what happened
That's why I just asked them
What happened
Did she have a baby?
If you let me talk
Okay alright my bad
As long as there's more information
Yes
I mean it's not accurate
I mean it's still wrong shit
But I'll at least tell you
Why I said that
Okay
Because
She posted a one year
Anniversary picture
Of her and her
I think fiance
So I thought
That it was new
So I was saying
Congratulations
Because I thought
She was newly engaged
But she's not
Okay
That's why
Okay
And when I saw the picture I was like damn They damn, they must have kept that kind of low.
Because I didn't remember that story breaking last year.
I thought enough people loved Skylar Diggins that we would have heard that.
Yeah.
But boy, that was funny.
Congratulations, one.
I didn't.
What happened?
You just heard a congrats?
We just giving out congrats?
Yo, Rory, congrats.
My nigga.
Appreciate that.
You know what I'm saying?
He's not getting any congrats.
Congrats.
Let's see. Let's see, let's see.
Oh, well, speaking of Kehlani, did anyone see her kick a fan out of her show?
It was dead quiet, and someone just screamed out, Kyrie, and then she stopped the show
and made sure he was kicked out.
How many people were there that you hear Kyrie?
I think it was between songs.
It was between songs. It was between songs. And it came
really quiet and she wasn't talking. I think they were
waiting for her to say something and then someone just
screamed out Kyrie.
They were looking at the game on their phone
and Kyrie just made one of those moves
to the basket that he was making all
serious. You can't kick me out for
that. But what made
me laugh was she yelled, she was trying
to point out the guy and she was asking her fans to tell her who said it.
She said, you guys have to be loyal to me.
Tell me who that was.
And they snitched?
Yeah, they did.
But clearly not everyone's loyal if someone's screaming Kyrie at your show.
You're right.
I need you all to be loyal, except for that guy.
Except for this lawyer guy.
I couldn't figure out, though, what was wrong with screaming Kyrie at the show.
That's what I'm saying they still have
like a
relationship
no
not intimate
but I'm just saying
they cool
she said
that's my brother
I love him
she said that on stage
so why are you
kicking somebody out
that's why I'm confused
yeah that's crazy
sensitive topic for her
I don't know
maybe
but I mean
I mean
yo what did Yo what did you
What did you kick somebody
Out of your show for before
Twitter had fun with that shit
I forgot what it was
Another girl's name
It's probably the same exact thing
Nah
You know what happened
And that was Paige too
Shout out to Paige
That fucked up
Cause Paige eventually
Was dope
Oh you had Paige kicked out
Yeah Paige was kicked out
Paige
Went to the Joe Budden show in Oakland.
This was quite a few years ago.
This was my very first probably show in Oakland in quite some time.
It was real light in there.
And Paige came with her boyfriend.
Boyfriend was a huge Joe Budden fan.
You know, you force your girlfriend to come,
and she spent the entire night roasting the shit out of me at that fucking concert
i was stage drinking my job backstage drinking my juice you know but she was she had started from
like 2 p.m like before the concert i was home in jersey still probably wherever i was at i was
reading this at 2 p.m and she was like she, she was going ham, but it's funny at first.
So you let it go.
You want the haters to come.
Like, free promo, like, whatever.
But she was like, man, my man making me go see this fucking shitball-ass nigga.
Don't worry.
I'll keep you posted on it.
Like, she was doing that.
Right.
So when I got there, and I said, oh, shit, come on, nine hours, man.
Nine.
Like, you really, like, all right, you got to go.
You got to go.
Enough is enough.
They had a Twitter roast of you Enough is enough They killed me for that
I have to know
Did her boyfriend stay
Or did he leave with her
I don't remember
But it didn't really matter
Because eventually
She broke up with that gentleman
And Paige was a cute girl
Paige was a cute girl
So she broke up with him
I don't know who Paige is
And then what happened
We was eventually
Kind of flying about it
I apologized to her
It was a bad move.
It was wrong.
It shouldn't have happened.
Is she coming to the pool party?
She should.
A lot of people are flying in for the pool party.
I don't know if y'all say these things joking when I just mention women from other parts of the world
and y'all ask if they're coming, but a lot of women are flying in for the pool party in the rain.
Hopefully the flights aren't delayed.
Well, the weather doesn't look bad right now.
It says 79 cloudy.
It doesn't say any rain anymore,
so let's just hope that, you know.
But see, this goes back to what we were talking about.
If the weather said a firestorm was happening,
that pool party is going down.
I mean, yeah, it has to at this point.
Yeah, that's happening.
But what were you about to say?
That's why when you get upset about people moving to the West Coast, I'm like, that's why.
You never have to plan.
No, that's trash.
You never have to plan for rain.
If you're not Imani, that's trash.
No, but you never have to plan for rain.
This is why people move.
You're going to move to a whole other coast because you don't have to check the weather?
Yeah, it's just beautiful weather all the time.
That weather's cheap.
The sun is cheap.
Well, you know why I don't like people to say that?
I think the winter in New York is beautiful as well.
I think the fall in New York is beautiful as well.
What does it mean?
I like all my four seasons.
Yeah, beautiful weather.
And I feel like you have no character if you just be in the sun all the time.
And let's keep it a whole fucking buck.
It's a lot of New Yorkers that moved to L.A. because they were failures in New York.
Let's just keep it a buck.
What's up, man?
So harsh.
I mean, it's the fucking truth.
That's not true.
Oh, please.
You know how many, man, it's the new trend now.
I don't think going to L.A. is going to make you more successful.
I think it's going to be worse.
Yeah, like, that's how it come up.
You either move to L.A. because you're doing really well, or you move to L.A.
I'm talking about New Yorkers, people that are in New York, bred, true-to-heart New Yorkers.
Or you move because you're not doing so great.
And it's a lot of people that pick up out there.
But it's expensive to live in L.A., though.
It's not like it's cheap to live in L.A.
Nah, it's cheaper than New York.
You're probably about the same now.
I don't know, bro.
I could live in the fucking valley for cheaper than I could.
The valley in the Bronx is damn near the same.
Come on, let's not do this.
Right?
Come on.
Knock it off.
I don't know.
It's probably about the same, I think, now.
That's my point.
Yeah, so it's not like they coming up by moving out there.
It's the weather.
But what fucks the fuckers up when they go out there?
Fucking everyone's out there, so their idea of making it is being around all these people.
And networking.
That's the point that I'm trying to make.
That's why people fail out there.
You go out there with these grand hopes of fucking meeting somebody and getting an acting gig in Silicon Valley or selling pussy.
I don't know what people are doing.
I just judge people who are from New York that move to L.A.
if you are not Imani.
Well, I think artists
should move out there
to Imani's point there
because everyone records
out there now.
It's not like New York.
You don't just run into people
at Quad anymore.
Like, if you want to get
records done with people,
it's better to be in L.A.
I agree.
I can see that.
I agree.
I agree with that.
But to the comedy people...
Yeah, so maybe I'm late
to the party.
Maybe I'm the only one that's still trying to be in New York.
I think you're 100% going to get a spot in L.A. at some point.
It's cool to have a spot.
I would never want to live there full time.
Me?
Yeah.
Why is that?
Because I could see you wanting to be in California for an extended period of time.
At times.
Airbnb?
No.
No, I think you would just want your own spot
at some point
and then not that much
that's what I'm trying to
you're really good
to have one there
you could live in Jersey
a lot of people get a spot
out there and then
just Airbnb
yeah that's the come up
yeah but in LA
aren't they trying
to stop all that
well they're trying
to stop that everywhere
right
you can never
there's never going
to be a way to stop that
Airbnb
you can't tell people
what to do with their property.
Shit.
Okay.
Yes, the fuck you can.
You can try.
They could pass a law out there
and make that difficult.
They're already trying to do it.
And if you try to get
an Airbnb in LA right now,
as soon as you go get the key,
they're going to say to you,
all right now,
but just make sure
you keep it low.
Don't make too much.
They're going to give you
all types of fucking rules.
That's because people don't want you fucking up their shit. I don't know make too much. They're going to give you all types of fucking rules. That's because people
don't want you
fucking up their shit.
I don't know about all that.
Well, a lot of,
all the Airbnbs
I've gotten in LA
look like they were built
just for that.
Like, they got everything
from Ikea.
If you break it,
they're not going to give a fuck.
Like, it's not their homes.
Well, no, but that's, yeah,
no, that's certain Airbnbs
for sure.
That's how they do it.
All the ones I've gotten
are just like that.
I notice all the artwork
when I walk through
the fucking Ikea and Elizabeth's. Six dollar paintings, yeah. All that type of shit gotten are just like that. I notice all the artwork when I walk through the fucking Ikea and Elizabeth's.
$6 beans, yeah.
All that type of shit, yeah, for sure.
I'm excited about the Young Thug album.
I know we don't talk about it that much on the podcast.
He put out a trailer or something, right?
I haven't seen the trailer, nor have I seen the totally different point,
the Rick Ross video for Rivals.
I haven't seen that yet.
I watched it, and I was very disappointed.
Really? Damn, really? Why? I mean, but it's Rick Ross, so Rivals. I haven't seen that yet. I watched it, and I was very disappointed. Really?
Damn, really?
Why?
I mean, but it's Rick Ross,
so I should have known
because he put so much promo
and epic shit behind it.
I thought maybe it was going to
have Lil Wayne in it
or something like that.
It's just a Ross video.
That's all it is.
They burn a cash money contract.
I think that's the furthest it goes.
What did you think
was going to happen?
You thought he was going to
snuff Birdman?
No, I thought Wayne
was going to get it. I thought Wayne would be in the Birdman? No, I thought Wayne was going to be in it.
I thought Wayne would be in the video.
No, man.
No.
That's too much.
Yeah, he didn't need to be.
He already spoke.
They shot it at his fucking ranch in Atlanta.
It was a good video, but it didn't have anything behind it that would make me want to watch it again.
I want to know who Rick Ross lives with in that house, in that mansion.
That's a lot of space.
That's a big-ass space.
Yeah, Ross' house is crazy.
Atlanta.
All right, so you would move to LA.
Well, of course, you would move to LA before Atlanta.
Atlanta is another really popular place.
Well, Atlanta, you could get a mansion for a hundred grand And buy it And own it
I don't know if I want to live in Atlanta
I would live in LA
I like Atlanta
But
To live there
I enjoy Atlanta for like
Four or five days
Atlanta's kind of a local city
If you didn't grow up in Atlanta
It's not like
You could go to the city
In New York
Like in Manhattan
And have fun
And find shit to do
I feel like Atlanta
You really gotta know
People out there
That Like are people out there that
are raised out there to really have a good time.
You got to know Mr. Ruggs.
Right.
That definitely will help.
Shout out to Mr. Ruggs. Y'all already know me.
I'm a Seattle nigga and I'm not going to spend too much time on this,
but I love Seattle.
I think we covered everything.
I don't think there's anything else to care about.
Well,
we didn't cover everything.
This Nick Gordon shit is crazy.
Nick Gordon's recent domestic violence arrest.
Who is Nick Gordon?
Nick Gordon is Bobby Christina's ex-boyfriend who was arrested for beating up,
allegedly beating up his current girlfriend and kidnapping her while he's under trial for Bobby Christina's murder.
That's wild.
Some shit you just can't make up.
Right.
Like, you can't make up the fact that we play sleepers on here and other people post them
to their blogs like they the ones who found these artists.
Uh-oh.
I mean, it is a little podcast.
Start giving us our props. Y'all see what we doing out there
Oh god
You'll hear the records
You'll see the artists
What did y'all think of
Jay-Z's album
The 444 shit
I thought it was crazy
That shit was
What you think Joe?
Y'all I'm playing
I'm very excited to hear it
He don't fool me with all this
Movie shit going on
You think he's gonna make the soundtrack like the American Gangster?
Man, American Gangster was the soundtrack.
It was the hardest album I ever heard.
I don't get nothing about this movie.
Give me the fucking album.
Shouts to one of your sleeper picks, signed to Roc Nation the other day.
G-Forshee?
I hope that's right.
Got Shee.
Got Shee.
G-Forshee.
I'm not sure how to pronounce his name, but he's making moves out here.
Congratulations to him.
Yeah.
Black put out a new record.
He's calling it a single.
I don't think it's going to be the single, though.
I enjoyed it.
I like the content.
Yeah, I was about to say,
I just heard it last night.
That far?
Mm-hmm.
The content of it is great,
just about internet trolls
needing to shut the fuck up
about certain things.
But I don't think it's going to be a single.
I just think it's a good record.
He's talking ice, basically. He's just dissing's a good record. He's talking to Ice, basically.
He's just dissing Ice
the whole time.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's dissing Ice.
Oh, that's why Ice
came in the group chat
with all that aggression
toward Black.
I think that was it, yeah.
Like Black not going to be
in the pool party
to fuck him up.
That's crazy.
Somebody going to
snuff Ice soon.
MC Hammer.
Wait, he has beef
with MC Hammer?
Yeah, you didn't see
MC Hammer just tweeting him today. No, why didn't anyone put that in the group chat? MC Hammer. Wait, he has beef with MC Hammer? Yeah, you didn't see MC Hammer just tweeted him today.
No, why didn't anyone put that in the group chat?
MC Hammer said he was going to punch Ice and no one put it in the group chat?
Wait, man.
Wait, tell me about what's happening.
Apparently, they had beef for a while.
Wait, are we talking about the real MC Hammer?
Yes.
Now, while you look for that, let me provide some backstory.
MC Hammer is not the one. No provide some backstory. I got it. Right here.
MC Hammer is not the one.
No.
At all.
Far from it.
He got goons and Navy people.
I just told you.
He's not the one to play with.
Not at all.
I know his name is kind of jokey to some of you new niggas.
You know.
Ice my man, but listen, man.
I don't know if MC Hammer's not the one.
MC Hammer knows karate and boxes.
And crips.
And, yeah.
Apparently, Ice and MC Hammer had some back and forth on Twitter before.
And I think MC Hammer called Ice a nigga or some shit like that.
And Ice took offense to that.
So, Ice tweeted something about, I guess, the Warriors or MC Hammer.
Something, I don't know.
And then MC Hammer said, go to sleep.
You got to start training for that whooping I'm going to put on you, fam.
So, then Ice tweeted back. He said said it's on site now God bless okay get your shit off Ice but I'm gonna let you know now when MC Hammer start beating
when MC Hammer start beating the dog shit out of Ice listen man Ice Ice Ice is my guy
that's my guy you know my You know my guy
That's my guy
But Ice might have to learn
The hard way man
Listen man
Ice dog
Listen
If it's one person
That beef might
That beef might
Might stem from
Remember when
That video was going around
That was a funny video
I clowned Hammer for that too
And Hammer told me
He was going to fuck me up too
So I think Royce
Deaded that for me
So Like everything else Right Right Roy Royce deaded that for me.
So like everything else.
Royce has deaded all of my beefs.
Thanks Royce.
Thanks Royce.
Royce is such a great guy.
But yeah from that video
when he was running
through the woods
that was a funny video.
That was a funny video.
When he was dissing Jay?
Yeah Hammer had to know
that the jokes
were going gonna come then
But maybe he didn't
He gonna fuck Ice up though
Yeah for sure
There's a few niggas
Gonna fuck Ice up
Ice keeps talking about
This on site
Alright
Alright
It's gonna be on site
It could be on site
Without a nigga seeing you
It could be off site
Keep telling these niggas
Damn that is hilarious
Why y'all
Y'all have to put that In the group chat I'm shocked Even though what I will say Is you telling these niggas. Damn, that is hilarious. Why y'all have to put that in the group chat?
I'm shocked.
Even though what I will say is you group chat niggas have been annoying me for the past two weeks.
Y'all get that shit cracking when I'm at my busiest.
Yeah.
Because you definitely said something the other day to have me down.
You was like, y'all batteries must be full.
I was like, that only means that this nigga don't really want to get alerted.
You know you can mute it, right? Yeah, mute it. I have it on mute. I have the chat on mute. I was like that only means That this nigga Don't really want to get Alerted Yeah I'm
You know you can mute it right
Yeah mute it
I have it on mute
I have the chat on mute
Tell me what
Alright
Help me
Because when I go to mute it
I still get everything
Yeah but you don't get the alert
You'll get it
Your phone will vibrate
No my phone still shakes
Oh then I don't want to tell you
Yeah
I think I'm muting wrong
I don't know what you But that's true Because I tried to I don't want to tell you. Yeah. I think I'm muting wrong.
I don't know what you mean.
But that's true
because I tried to,
I don't know
how to work
this fucking phone.
They put out
this little
block caller feature.
Hey,
buddy,
I done blocked,
man.
Just call right back.
Some niggas
texted me.
It was good.
You getting this?
What's up,
my guy?
Yes,
exactly.
You definitely
got a what's up,
my guy, my nigga.
Yo, yo, don't.
Yo, all right.
For future reference, just because Maul said this shit today, if you my guy me, you 100% are not my guy, man.
I'm sorry.
You're my guy. Same way Amber said, there was something that came out where Amber said, if she meets you and you ask for a picture, she's definitely not giving you no pussy.
If she meets you and you ask her for a picture? Yeah's not fucking you you have just eliminated a lot of women all chances
of that way that means I still had a shot how many niggas are asking for pictures of just random one
people are out in the clubs a lot of business come on there's a lot people are taking selfies with
bartenders at the strip club just because they're popular on Instagram.
Taking all self-respect, anything their father could have or would have taught them, and their last name the fuck out of here for a selfie.
It's rough times.
So I get it, Amber.
Be careful out there, man.
None of them clown niggas is going to be at my pool party.
All you women will be safe and secure.
Amber, I want to note the picture that we took was for this podcast, and it was for the artwork.
I didn't ask for that picture.
We had to take it for the artwork.
Oh, you want to make sure you're still in the running?
Just want to put that out there.
You want to make sure you're still in the—okay.
Why do niggas move like that?
That's so nasty.
Sim said to me the other day, she said, I wish you was one of them Herbass boyfriends that drive me everywhere.
She wants an errand boy that's another epidemic
there's a lot of men
out here
that drive errand boys
yeah
man
we was having
this conversation
because I don't
I don't
I ain't the whole
pick you up at the airport
drop you off at the airport
type of
I don't like airports
it's Uber era now
yeah
airports is congested a lot of cops I don't like airports. It's Uber era now. Yeah, airports is congested.
A lot of cops.
I don't like cops.
It's just a lot.
Whatever.
I'm off it.
And you roll like Telfair,
so you can't just be
forced to sleep in there.
I don't feel like telling
the rest of the story.
Do I have a sleeper?
I don't have one.
I don't know,
but shout to Sean Smith, man.
That Heaven record
took off, man,
since last week.
I'm seeing a lot of blogs picking it up. Yeah, I see a lot of people showing him week I'm seeing a lot of a lot of
blogs you know I see a lot of people showing him love he showed a lot of love
I was appreciative of that yeah um it makes me feel good when some of the
artists that we shed light on shining back and and they just start moving in
the song just does well I feel good about that yeah so shout out to Sean
Smith cool you could play Daniel Caesar's Put Out a New Record.
There's some records you could play.
Yeah, but both them records just make you want to cry.
I'm going to play Jhené's new record because for some odd reason,
I didn't see people talking about it, and I think it's a phenomenal record.
That Jhené record is hard.
So I'm going to play that as my sleeper because no one was talking about it.
All right, well, y'all play something.
I'm going to light something.
Well, you play something.
I'm going to look for something.
Oh, I'm sorry, Roy. you play something I'm gonna look for something Oh I'm sorry Roy
I'll just play it
Here
This is Jhené's new single
While We're Young
Which is great
I love it
Jhené's been on a real run
Of really really really great music
And I'm really looking forward
To her next album
Baby while we're young Big Sean's not young.
How old is Big Sean?
27, 26.
Really?
Probably like my age.
Nah, he's not younger than me.
No way. 29, 29.
He's probably a year or two older than me.
He's not 29.
He's not my age.
Let's Google it. We don't have to argue. No. He's probably a year or two older than me. He's not 29. He's not my age. Let's Google it.
We don't have to argue.
No.
Let's argue.
Yeah, 29.
Oh, I got to start giving Big Sean more props.
Yo, Big Sean is giving Jhené the dick of her life.
Every song since has been about her just wanting to lay with him and follow him everywhere I'll go everywhere you go
Baby, while we're young, we should just have fun
We should just do whatever we want
And tell everyone that we fell in love with each other
Ooh, that we found one in one another
Telling everybody I'm mine and I like it, I like it
And I really hope you don't mind, I can't fight it
Don't fight it
And oh, you know why can't I hide it?
Cause I am so scared
It just sounds like she's just rinsing mad grapes off
At the sink
In a silk robe
I wanna spend the night with ya
Spend my life with ya
Alright
You know I'm down to your heart
You know I am down to your heart
Please don't break it
I like it
Lock it up with me
Lock it up
Alright
That's right, brand new music from Jhene Aiko.
That one's called While We're Young.
Shout out to her, shout out to Big Sean.
Got some new tunes coming up.
Give it to me before Maul plays some new Onyx.
He always goes against the grain.
New Onyx is great.
That would be great right now.
That would be great right now.
No, it would not.
So I'm a little late on this, and shout out to Onyx.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
That's funny.
Congratulations is funny
I'ma start congratulating niggas
On just random shit
Nigga come from the store
You're congrats
For having me
You made it back
Nigga be like for what
Niggas don't make it back
From the store
Congratulations
Alright
So I'm a little late
On this young lady
And I'm not certain
How to pronounce her name
I think it's
Ashan
Asian It's Asian It, A-S-H-A-N,
it's A-S-H-A-N, and the name of her project is Love Train. Really good project. Somebody
in my mentions told me to check this out, and I did. So I'm a little late to the party,
but this record is called Time.
It's cool. this out and I did so I'm a little late to the party but this record is called time
and she's got other dope shit on this project I enjoyed the whole project but this particular record speaks to me when I'm making brunch brunch.
That's how I like all my group people to feel.
Don't know the words. We took some time away then We found a way to grow and We hadn't finished up our play And now we're back doing the same old things
But if we gon' do this I'm ain't really gonna do this You gotta be honest like I am
Cause you know that time Isn't on our side, are you down to ride with me?
Is Johnny sending me guy names to put on the pool party list?
That's just never going to work out.
He bringing out the fellas.
Man, Johnny, if you don't get fucking this bum ass guy name out of here,
Johnny damn near
Won't get in
Try and have the fellas
Come through
I'm joking
No
We don't need the fellas
Maybe Johnny put his man
And his girl on the list
They'll leave before 630
Poor Johnny Johnny's great Consciously about her Can't get it out of my mind
How you could ever give up
Any of the things you've been through This whole shit is kinda hard though Asian?
Yeah, Asian
I doubt it's pronounced, I doubt the artist's name is Asian
It's spelled funky
The project is hard though
Again, it's A-S-I-A
H as in Harry
N as in Nancy
I think it's pronounced Asian
And the project is called Love Train
It's a pretty good project
I just can't see someone's artist name being Asian
Listen there's a lot weirder names out there now
I was reading some of the names on that
Freshman cover
Times have definitely changed.
Yo, Joey Badass
and Ak trying to explain how that
XXX, whatever
his name is, beef started. I was so
lost in
I was literally, literally
lost in what was going on. I'm lost anytime
it's time to start talking about any
of the people that academics covers.
Here you go, man.
I don't play this record.
Yeah, I understand more shit
in fucking college geometry than I did
in him trying to explain that shit.
I don't know.
And shout out to Joey Badass.
Just cause. Joey Badass is a cool nigga. Yo, congrats. Congrats. out to Joey Badass Just cause Joey Badass is a cool nigga
Yo congrats
Congrats
Congrats to Joey Badass
Well congrats to Joey Badass
It's his five year anniversary
Of his
I like that
1999
Yeah
Congrats to this artist
I'm about to play
His set was good too
At Summer Jam
It's a
It's a St. John
This is
Three Below
I think this record is going to be big. My heart is three below zero, baby
Send her on a quarter order
Show me you can really be your mama's daughter
Cause I ain't tryna be nobody's hero, baby
My heart is three below zero, baby
Gucci slippers, girl, you poppin'
The way you look, I know you got them niggas
flockin' And you got them Rihanna dreads
Now you deserve a nigga with a Kawasaki Say you're runnin' quarter water, you know
Show me you could really be your mama's daughter I ain't tryna be nobody's hero, you know
My heart is three below zero, you know
You know I like to ride your bitches, you know
You know I tell her suck it fresh, she has to miss, you know
You know I make them all audition, oh
Four naked bitches, this is new edition
I was out here ride or die
I was only jibbing on my product town
I'm gon' need to cry now
Know you see me ballin', don't go out of bounds
Send a line and call a order No, you see me ballin' don't go out of bounds Settin' around in Colorado
Show me you can really be your mama's daughter
Cause I ain't tryna be nobody's hero
My heart is three below zero
Girl, you got a bright future
Then you look nice, girl, the lights switch That's St. John, Three Below.
I think that record's going to be big, man.
All right, now.
That record's not big somewhere already, is it?
No, I don't think it is.
All right, I'm going to watch you with your fucking Detroit classics.
No, he's from here.
This kid from here.
Where's he from?
Here?
What part?
I think he's from all of them. Well, get out of here. This kid from here. Where's he from? Here? What part? I think he from all of them.
Look at that here.
People are really talented in the world, huh?
Yes, they are.
Congratulations.
This weekend is the pool party.
Enough said.
Nothing more to say about that.
I'll get a lot of, hopefully there'll be a lot to discuss About the pool party next week on the podcast
Yo don't bring your little lap dogs man
I don't want to see no lap dogs in no hills
Brooklyn will eat one of your lap dogs
No lap dogs
Your lap dog probably will go in Kenzo's cage
And that probably won't be good for anybody
So just leave the dog at home
Leave the plus ones at home
Johnny leave all these dick names that you put on the list
Johnny's the only guy that will put guy names on the list.
Johnny, we're not inviting men unless we have to.
Judging by this list, we actually might need to.
No, no, we will need some men.
No, we will need some men.
We're live at Highline Ballroom on July 21st.
Tickets are available at HighlineBallroom.com.
We have Friends of the Show t-shirts available at JoeBudden.com.
Oh, yeah, we are there July 21st. We are. Oh the Show t-shirts available at joebudden.com. Oh yeah,
we are there.
July 21st.
We are.
Oh shit,
I better start prepping.
Do you have another LA story
you want to tell us?
No,
no,
not at all.
That'll never happen again.
July 21st is going to be
the mall show.
Oh shit.
I'm just sitting there
listening to mall stories.
I've heard Rory talk enough.
Let the people get to know mall.
He should do
It's the Real's podcast
Congrats to It's the Real
And with that said
We announced the second half
Of the Henny Palooza tour
Hennypalooza.com
I'm not gonna name all the cities
Cause I've actually forgot
All of them
Trap It Anonymous
Podcast live at SOB's
Next Tuesday
Alright fam We're not just plugging All the shit that you wanna plug Shit I probably got some more Trap Anonymous podcast live at SOB's next Tuesday. All right, fam.
We're not just plugging all the shit that you want to plug.
Shit.
I probably got some more shit to plug.
Great.
Wonderful.
We'll talk to you guys next week.
Have a blast.
Congrats.
Pat, what was the time on that?