The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 122 | "GLOW"
Episode Date: July 26, 2017Episode 122, we covered a recap of the live show, Maliah vs Drake, Meek’s album, Kyrie, Power, Bodak Yellow, and more! Sleeper Picks: Rory: Kyle Dion “Cool Side Of The Pillow” | https://www.yout...ube.com/watch?v=Wic6ShzCnkM Mal: Jermaine Elliott "Come Here" | https://soundcloud.com/jeliaye/comehere Joe: Ella Mai "Found" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS7oAu5YmoQ
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Microphone check, one, two, one, two.
Y'all already know what time it is,
the Joe Budden Podcast, episode 122?
I think so, 121.
Let's go with 122.
Why don't you check it?
Will we count the live podcast as a number?
No, no, I don't think so.
It would be a half a number.
Like a.5.
Which we can go back and add a.5 later,
so let's just go with 122.
All right, the Joe Budden Podcast episode 122
I'm your host Joe Budden
Across from me is Rory Lanes
And to his left is Maul
How is everyone doing?
Good
Wonderful
How are you?
I'm sick of you and this Webster Hall shit
Honestly
Farewell Webster
Yeah you You stretching it
Why?
We had to say goodbye
We said goodbye
We said goodbye
It's fucking over
Don't be the guy
That tries to make memorabilia
Out of the merch
Yeah got exploited somehow right?
Yeah basically
Y'all sold those?
Yeah
Oh my god
Talk about exploitation
Yeah right
Selling them at Webster Hall
I had a good time there
Yeah Hennypalooza was fun
Pop up Hennypalooza
Yeah it was cool
Yeah you ended up on the
The shade room
Hey
I was only mad
I wasn't mad that they were
Accusing you of that
I was mad they didn't
Hashtag Hennypalooza
When they posted it
Well let me get a round
Of applause now
Round of applause.
I'm in such a good mood, I might feel like getting in trouble with this podcast.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm gonna just throw that out there, man.
Cintra's gonna have to understand.
You know what I mean?
I hear you.
That's where I'm at with mine.
Whatever with it.
All right, let me chill.
So, but I do think it would be funny to try to figure out who is the mystery person.
It was me.
I filmed that and sent that to the shade room.
And sent that clip to the shade room.
Funny shit is, there was so many people in there,
it's probably wild footage of you that they just didn't receive yet.
You know what's funny about Mo?
Yo, Mo, you's a funny nigga, man.
Honestly.
I gotta watch you.
But I've said on this podcast before
That you're the guy that
You know how like there's a rule
You shouldn't allow your significant other
To hang out with like your parent
You are definitely the friend
You're not supposed to leave alone
Around your girl
Why?
Because you just fucking say shit like that
There's probably mad more footage
That's coming out
That they didn't even receive
What are you talking about
I'm saying
because
you're a public figure
so people
when you walk
in a public place
you don't think
that other people
are recording you
no that was funny
slow down now
because if I continue
to debate this
just with you
just because my personality
likes to debate things
people are going to think
that something was
really happening
no I'm not saying
that anything
I just said
it's going to be
make the record clear I brung this up. No, I'm not saying that. I just said it's going to be...
Just make the record clear.
No, I...
I brung this up for the jokes.
I didn't know that Maul
really had an angle
and was trying to fucking
get me to divorce my girl.
I'm just saying that
whenever you go out,
there's always somebody recording.
You know that.
That's true.
Okay.
I'm the guy that says all the time
you can't cheat or kill somebody today.
It's tough.
What a bad problem to have. But,'s start with the live podcast the live podcast was fucking awesome friday night it was
great thank you to all that came out yeah a lot of a lot of great support a lot of felt felt like a
family affair everyone was very engaged i like our man. I like them a lot. Did you guys expect
that to be that
radiant? Not really.
I did.
Just because I feel like our listeners are.
They feel like they know us personally.
SOBs was kind of like that on a much
smaller scale and South By was
but it was really
intimate. Well, that's because you were
up there rambling for it
no no no
forget about us
even the setup was trash
yeah
yeah the tables were great
with Highline
with no content
forget about us ruining
or me ruining anything
the setup there was trash
versus
that really looked
really grown
and really sexy
I hate when those two words
appear together
but Highline Ballroom
looked grown
and it looked adult
and it looked nice our vintage barber chairs were amazing.
A lot of couples there.
Hey, Maul.
I'm going to applause for fucking Maul, man.
Maul finally had a good idea.
Right?
I finally had a good idea.
That was a great idea, very last minute.
If we had these good ideas a little earlier, Maul, that would be awesome.
If I could have got that a week in advance, you know how hard it was for me to find three matching vintage barbershops
I didn't know
what y'all had planned on doing
I didn't know
what y'all had planned on doing
like y'all just
I should know with Joe though
he wants to sexy you out
all the time
he wants couches
and candles
and shit like that
well our original idea
was to do that
wait wait wait
you smirking the face
and looking at Rory
that's Rory too
if you haven't known
oh you're a candle
On couch
He just wanna be barefoot
While you do it
Let me just say this
We are never gonna be on a stage
Us two together
With candles and couches
That's never gonna happen
You know what's funny about Maul
Plenty of times
When we live together
Pause
You're the same type
Of candle
Candle lit
Nigga
I also wasn't sitting
Somewhere with two other men
You just buy the glades
From like the market
That's for scent And light And light That's what a room smells to Yeah yeah He light a bunch of them up From the corner store Nigga, you just buy the Glades from the market.
That's for scent.
He buy the Virgin Mary candles.
Yeah, yeah.
He light a bunch of them up. From the corner store.
Yeah.
You know those Virgin Mary candles?
Yeah.
I do too, nigga.
Pray that work make it through the border, nigga.
I'm always buying mad of the Virgin Mary candles.
I used to.
On Fordham.
Hope niggas don't snitch. Pray overham. Hope niggas don't snitch.
Pray over them candles that niggas don't snitch.
All right, man.
Relax, because I already have some theories.
I have some questions for you coming out of the live podcast.
I'm back to wanting to know who you are, man.
This nigga Maul's name is Maul.
I do a podcast.
That was the first question that was asked.
Yeah.
Who are you, Maul?
I do a podcast.
That's who I am.
He does have a description.
I'm Maul from I do a podcast, that's who I am He does have a description
I'm glad that other people think that you are just as fucking weird as I think you are
Do you notice this?
I don't think people think I'm weird
They're curious
Wait, what?
Nobody thinks I'm weird
Weird?
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You think people think I'm weird?
What about me says weird?
You think nobody thinks you're weird? You think nobody thinks you're weird?
No, nobody thinks I'm weird.
Are you serious?
Mysterious, maybe.
Weird, I'm not weird.
Nothing about me says I'm a weirdo.
There's a few things about you that's weird.
Like what?
What, you just want me to blow all your weird fucking...
Yeah, you think I'm weird.
What about me says I'm weird?
What is weird about me?
Besides not having a girlfriend.
What's weird about me?
That's weird. No, that's not. There's a lot of people that don't have a girlfriend. No, the amount of time that you besides not having a girlfriend? What's weird about me? That's weird.
No, that's not.
There's a lot of people that don't have a girlfriend.
No, the amount of time that you've gone without a girlfriend.
I know a lot of people that don't have a girlfriend.
I had a girlfriend almost two and a half years ago.
Nobody ever met her.
You met my girlfriend before, my ex-girlfriend.
That don't count if I don't know it.
You knew it.
What are you talking about?
What?
I understand it's a joke, but you know who I'm talking about.
I don't know, man.
You got to jog my fucking memory.
He knows who I'm talking about. Tell me about know, man. You have to jog my fucking memory. He knows who I'm talking about.
Tell him one time.
Don't just think of 30 years.
He's telling me about one girl.
You remember.
Yeah, you met my ex-girlfriend.
You better.
That's my point.
Okay.
All right.
Before the end of this podcast, we're going to get to why you might be weird.
All right.
So, no.
What are some of the adjectives that people might say?
Mysterious, private.
I thought most of those questions were geared toward Maul,
not because he was new to the podcast.
Why do we think most of those questions were geared toward Maul?
Not because he was weird at all?
No, I think they're curious about him.
Just because he's fucking so great to talk to?
They were curious.
He didn't do an It's The Real podcast.
It's my mystique.
You know what I mean? Maul is the only Rockefeller't do it. It's the real podcast. It's my mystique. You know what I mean?
Maul is the only
Rockefeller member
missing from the
It's the real podcast.
No, he's the surprise guest.
That's tomorrow, isn't it?
I will be there.
It's tonight, bro.
I forgot we were
coming out on Wednesday.
Jesus, man.
And then tell him
the behind the scenes tricks.
The behind the scenes tricks.
Maul is the surprise guest.
But I was surprised
To see that
Line
Around the fucking
Corner
It was a lot of people
We turned a lot of people away
I wasn't surprised
To see that
It was just more people
Than I expected
But I want to
Thank Bo
Bo was great
Shout out to Bo
Shout out to Mack Wilds
Shout out to Sean Smith.
Sean Smith really tore it down that night.
Jesus, he's great.
Maul's going to fuck this up, and that kid's going to be fucking signed to Bad Boy,
and then I'm going to be real mad.
How?
How am I going to fuck anything?
He know what he doing.
Yo, a nigga always gets a deal with who he shouldn't get a deal with, right?
Yo, if Sean Smith signs to Bad Boy, my nigga.
He's going to sign to Birdman.
Oh, that already happened
Thanks to Joe
Call a spade a spade
Man call a duck a duck
You're lying
This was the argument
You're lying
Okay
Cause that's not true
Alright
We should have Trev come up here
That's what we should do
Why would I do that
Why not
Why on God's green earth
Why not
So we can have the conversation
since we mentioned it
on the podcast.
We can have the conversation
and clear the air.
We can clear it up
on the podcast.
There's no air to clear.
I'm very aware.
I don't know what water
fountain you and Amani
be sipping from.
No.
I'm very clear on what...
I had conversations with Trev
and I had conversations with you.
Oh.
So I'm saying
there's a disconnecting story
So we need to sit down
And figure out what the whole
You said one day
You wanted to
Sit down with Trav
And talk
You said that
That was four score
And quite some time ago
I'm just telling you what you said
I'm just telling you what you said
That's number one
Number two
If that conversation
Would ever happen
I ain't doing it
On my fucking podcast
Are you kidding me?
Why not?
How many times
You mentioned it on your podcast
How many times
Do you want people
To take advantage of you?
It's not about Nobody taking advantage of you That's sounds like to me it's about if you really want to add this conversation no you mentioned something on your podcast
right i replied to what you said so obviously there's two different conflicting stories here
so we should clear it up which matters none to me still but we should clear it up why if it matters
none your listeners No?
Do our listeners
Even know what's going on right now?
No
They don't give a fuck
About none of this shit
Going on right now
I'm just saying
To clear the air
Nigga
Cause the air needs to be cleared
No it do not
Cause there's two conflicting stories
I will tell you that
So does
Roy
Does the air need to be cleared
Every time there's two conflicting stories?
For content purposes
If people cared
I don't think
Anyone even knows
what y'all are talking about.
I vaguely know what you guys are talking about.
Nor do I think we're void of content.
Well, speaking of this weekend and content,
I ran into Ebro at Henny Palooza
and he had that same little podcast energy.
Ebro wasn't the same.
Oh, that was after I left.
Mm-hmm.
He heard you was coming.
Pause.
Yeah, please pause.
What was he talking about?
Ebro called me.
Ebro is still trying to figure out a way for us to get this done.
And I told him we should, but I'm not going to Hot 97 to do a podcast.
Nor am I relinquishing the rights to the audio.
I'm not doing that.
Yeah, it would have to be our shit.
That couldn't be a split.
That's my point.
So, I mean, that's a conversation that we need to be at. Yeah. would have to be our shit That couldn't be That's my point So I mean that's a conversation
That would need to be had
Yeah
I want to go to Hot 97
Oh my god
Here we fucking
Why?
Because I want that conversation
To happen
Why?
I would love to hear
Ebro's views
I don't mind going up there
As long as we have the content
It goes on our platform
That's my problem
I don't mind using it
If you go up there
They got to have the content
Why are you staring at me With the fucking The death The death eye platform. That's my problem with going up there. If you go up there, they got to have the content.
Why are you staring at me with the fucking
death eye?
I'm listening to what you're saying.
I didn't say anything.
What are you,
you work for cash money?
Got to find out
what I mean,
what's going on.
No, I just said
I want to go up there
to Hot 97
and have that conversation
with Ebro.
How do you think
the conversation
was going to go?
I don't know.
We already know Ebro's
thoughts and views on shit. That's why I want to go up there though. Ebro. How do you think the conversation was going to go? I don't know. We already know Ebro's thoughts and views on shit.
That's why I want to go up there, though.
Ebro's like an extended friend of the show.
Even if he shits on the show.
What do we want to start with?
I feel like we're just happy to see each other.
I'm happy to see you guys.
Anyway, I want to close with our live shit with...
Yo, are we going to release it?
Can you answer that so people can stop
asking me
uh
Chris
oh man
oh you're still waiting
for the audio
oh shit
oh man
Jesus
Mary and Joseph
I didn't know
you were young
on YouTube
yeah we're gonna do
just YouTube
and we're gonna cut it up
not put out the whole thing
just cut up certain segments
and put it on YouTube
cause the audio
we've done with live shows
it sounds like shit
yeah
we didn't put out
the South by One
which I was super happy about
because that sounded like shit
I think
next time we do Highline
we got to
those mics got to be
a little better man
yeah
those mics are terrible
they were going out
not working
batteries were dead
couldn't hear yourself
on stage
it was just like
but you know
overall it was a good show though
I agree
I agree
yeah there's things to work on
but again
mic control is something
that you gotta pose
like
know how to do
you can't
like
gripping the top
of the mic
pose
it sounds fucked up
It makes your mic
Go in and out
Like
Certain things
You can just learn
With more trial runs
Yeah
Wait hold on
For a minute
Y'all cool
Y'all alright
Yeah
What happened
What's wrong with you
Why y'all niggas
Sound so sad and somber
No I was listening to him
Give his review on
How to
The show
Man fuck what y'all Talking about That shit was so loud The barbecues was great sound so sad and somber no i was listening to him give his review on how how to the show man
fuck what y'all talking about that shit was so loud the barbeque was great it was a lot of women
there it was it was great fucking the phone ain't stopped ringing since we did that motherfucker so
it was a great i want y'all need to sound a bit more uh celebratory when y'all speak of this
i don't understand if y'all really respect the feat No I know exactly What it did I'm not
I'm not
Blind to that
I'm just
We were just talking about
Things that we just
Gotta tweak next time
Alright we'll talk about it
In private damn it
Don't tell all the listeners
That wasn't there
Let me tell you
What else was bad man
I don't think we should
Release it honestly
I think I'm giving a
Fucking bad Yelp review
I don't think we should
Release it
No there was some
Good stuff in there
I think Shorty with the
Threesome Was great for people to hear.
Do you need to keep something intimate for the people that actually went?
We're releasing that.
I'm just giving you my point of view, bro.
Just a few things, I think.
Did you ever link with Shorty that was trying to have the threesome?
No, I did not.
Oh, with Macy Gray Bay?
Macy Gray Bay.
No.
That was funny.
You definitely. More definitely DM Macy Gray Bay. Macy Gray Bay. No. That was funny. You definitely,
Maude definitely DM Macy Gray Bay.
No, I didn't.
You gotta look at his recent follows.
She's in there.
No, she's not.
Oh, yes, she is.
No, she's not.
Then the nigga made sure to come back and report
to try to throw us off the scent of the trail.
Yo, yo, she is really trash.
I've seen that move before a million times.
No, I don't, I didn't follow her or anything like that. I just thought it was funny, yo, she is really trash. I've seen that move before a million times. No, I didn't follow her or anything like that.
I just thought it was funny, though, that whole Solange hair thing.
That was hilarious.
And she was trying to apply pressure, too.
No, she was ready.
She definitely was.
I normally don't think that people are ready when they appear to be ready,
but she was ready.
She might have called you Jamal.
I don't think she called you Jamal.
She did.
No, she didn't.
That was someone else that called me Jamal. A few people have called you that. No, it was ready. She might have called you Jamal. I don't think she called you Jamal. She did. No, she didn't. That was someone else that called me Jamal.
A few people that called you that.
No, it was not.
It was one person that called me Jamal.
Which person was that?
That was my friend Jessica.
She called me Jamal.
That's why I was laughing because I was like, we just spoke like an hour ago.
Why you got questions all of a sudden in here?
She was applying pressure.
A lot of pressure.
No, no, no.
She wasn't applying pressure.
I mean. A lot of pressure No no no She wasn't applying pressure I mean
A lot of pressure
I wasn't under no pressure
Jamal was sweating
Especially with Yandy and Erica
Who really had
Mendeci's heart
How did Yandy and Erica
End up with sons
Only ten months apart
Jamal she was definitely
Applying pressure
No
That wasn't pressure.
This nigga just lives
in his own fucking secluded
recluse universe.
That wasn't pressure.
That was more so being funny.
That wasn't pressure.
All right, can being funny
appear to be pressure?
It can.
But I'm telling you,
I know it wasn't pressure.
Solange's head was
applying pressure.
Okay.
Yeah, that was the difference.
All right, well, we're going to do this again soon at some point somewhere.
We got to go to L.A.
We'll keep you posted.
I think L.A.
Maul will have all the connects.
He can introduce us to his other friends.
I think L.A. will be a good one.
Yeah, L.A. will be great.
Houston.
I think so.
If you look at our numbers, we have actually A really big Listening
I think they're like
Number three or four
Hmm
I'm just trying to go to Houston
Don't mind me
Houston Palooza
These niggas just
Houston Palooza
These niggas just put a Palooza
Where places where they wanna go
Yeah
Like Detroit
We always
Who had a cousin there
That really needed to see him Really Rory tried who had a cousin there that really needed to see him?
Really?
Rory tried to gas that shit in the group chat.
Don't think Henny Palooza is not going to be the day after the live podcast.
Absolutely.
I know.
I'll see what's going on.
Rory, they think they'd be fooling somebody with their little announcement when they'd be like,
all right, y'all have been asking for it.
Yo. I mean, actually. Listen, man. All right, y'all. been asking for it. Yo.
Listen, man.
All right, y'all.
It's working.
It's been five years of it.
Y'all have been asking for it.
Detroit has been asking for a while.
That's really why we did it.
Nobody was trying to just roll through Detroit.
We'd have to keep asking.
It was great, though.
You know what that reminds me of?
Let me tell you what that reminds me of.
It reminds me of the one street nigga in the hood that rap that you see,
and he always say that the streets are waiting on y'all collab.
That's what that reminds me of.
The streets is waiting on it.
Oh, a nigga say, yo, the streets need this?
Yes.
The streets ain't heard of him.
We got to make a list of the things people just say.
Anytime a nigga say, yo, the streets need that, the streets don't need that.
At all.
At all.
All right, so anyway, yeah, I'm hip to fucking Rory and his little fucking scam.
Listen, man, streets need that live podcast.
I can't even joke on y'all no more because there's so many knockoff y'alls.
What you mean?
Every week There's a new fucking
Henny party
Somewhere trying to fake
Oh
Fake drink Henny
Oh the Palooza
Yeah
I got another one
His Palooza
Word I can't
Wait whoa whoa whoa
You can't do nothing about that
Yeah I gotta take that out
You gotta take that out
Are y'all going to see
Dave Chappelle
At Radio City Music
I might
Musical
I don't want to pay.
That lineup is nice.
I'm paying.
Yeah.
That lineup is nice.
I'm going.
Do you know what performer is each night, or is that just going to be random?
I don't know.
I don't think it's all the performers.
I'd like to see him and Chris Rock.
Yeah.
I'd rather do that.
I'll pay that ticket.
That ticket going to be so hot, I hit them for free tickets and still am paying for them
tickets.
Right. I'm not missing that. All right. Well, let me get for free tickets and still am paying for them tickets. Right.
I'm not missing that.
All right, well, let me get your free tickets.
Yeah, right.
Screw you.
All right, I'll leave my Webster Hall for you.
I'll go to Will Call.
At a whole nother spot.
Will Call at Webster Hall.
They'll be there.
That Will Call is crazy.
Webster Hall, Will Call.
That Will Hall is a nigga standing on the side of the building.
I ain't get your text.
You ain't got no tickets
Alright so come on let's talk about
Something serious now
What do we need to talk about that's serious that happened in the world
We talked about OJ at the live show
Briefly
OJ has taken too many years of my life
He interrupted the finals
Interrupted the podcast
It was a nice roll out for his reality TV show.
That was just a trailer.
That was a super trailer.
Pardon me.
Love and Hip Hop.
Super trailer.
Featuring Mona Scott.
Y'all bullshitting.
Y'all don't understand.
OJ is the real ghost.
That's what y'all not realizing.
He bought Webster and he's about to make that shit true.
Yeah.
OJ Simpson is the real ghost, man.
All that shit is based around OJ's life.
Yo, power.
More writing loopholes.
Y'all want to talk about it now or later?
I want to talk about that.
I want to talk about Meek's album.
Did y'all hear Meek's album?
Did.
I heard like six tracks off of there.
But I haven't had a lot of time to really sit down and listen to a whole album.
I want to talk about Love & Hip Hop.
I want to talk about Homeboy That Killed Hisself.
Chester.
Chester Bennington.
I want to talk about this show.
What's the name of this show?
Orcus.
Ocarse.
Ozark.
I finished it today.
I finished it today.
Don't say a word.
Don't tell me about it.
I want to talk about Ozark.
Did you watch Insecure?
No.
I didn't see it yet.
Phenomenal first episode.
Let's talk about Drake retiring. The strippers. And then Shorty reacting. Did you watch Insecure? No, I didn't see it yet. Phenomenal first episode.
Let's talk about Drake retiring the strippers.
And then Shorty reacting.
I didn't see Shooter.
Oh, let's start there.
That's funny.
What, Drake retiring?
Yeah, man.
Malaya getting mad.
All right, Maul.
First of all, was Miracle Watts ever a stripper?
Is that a real question?
I don't know.
Was she?
She was.
Okay.
I didn't know.
I know Malia and Lyra was, but I didn't know Miracle. I don't know anything about Miracle Watts besides her fit tea and fucking.
She was a dancer.
Was she over age when she was dancing?
Was she of age?
Yeah.
Shit, Lyra's 19 now.
Were you there?
Were you the madam? What was the madam what are you talking about how does he just know all of this what are you talking about
he's in houston he's with james at the strip club miracle was standing right there
i was talking to miracle what are you talking about my memory is so bad yeah that's that's
crazy that you don't remember that. Alright, wait.
What? Me and you
were in the strip club and Miracle
was stripping? Yes.
Miracle was dancing.
Then we met James
at the strip club that night.
Which strip club in Houston was this?
I forgot the name of that one.
It's one of the more popular ones, though.
James has his jersey hanging from the top.
Yeah, what's up with this jersey hanging thing?
No, they was doing that because they said James
used to be going in there spinning.
You know what I mean?
So they gave him his own jersey hanging from the rafters
of the strip club.
I can't believe you don't remember that.
How the fuck would I remember?
Because I remember.
What are you talking about?
Was anybody tipping?
I mean...
Apparently,
James was.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I'm keeping my money.
He has James.
James had his own section.
I'm throwing a dollar
if I'm with James Harden
in the strip club.
Not fooling me
with that trick.
I'm never,
I was never one of those guys
who want to try to outdo one of the guys that you can't outdo was never one of those guys Want to try to outdo
One of the guys
That you can't outdo
Nope
Sorry
You're not going to outdo James
I'm not throwing a quarter
I will stand
By this
Rope
No
You ain't going to outdo James
Hell no
You kidding me
But it was fun though
And then I saw America
I was like
I thought
Because I always thought
She was from
Like Florida or something
I don't know why I thought that
She was like No I'm from here I was like okay This was thought she was from, like, Florida or something. I don't know why I thought that.
She was like, no, I'm from here.
I was like, okay.
This was before she was like, you know, Miracle Watch.
Like, she was, you know, pictures were online and stuff like that.
So I knew who she was when I saw her.
I can't believe we was there for like an hour and a half.
I can't believe you don't remember that.
That's crazy.
It wasn't that Fucking pertinent to life
I didn't say it was pertinent to life
Should she have her fucking jersey retired?
Should she have her fake jersey retired?
I don't think any jersey should have
Any dancer should have a jersey retired
If anything
What even made them great strippers?
They stopped
And became Instagram girls
You gotta retire the ones that are still still really putting it out in the club,
and they're ready to retire.
If anything, I don't get the jersey.
I don't think Leroy and Miracle got popular from being strippers.
They got popular on Instagram.
I don't get the jersey thing.
I think what Drake should have did that would have been funny,
even though that was pretty funny.
He should have had some heels and, like,
throw them over a light pole or something.
You know how you take sneakers in the hood and throw them over a light pole?
He should have took some heels and, like, tied them together and threw them over a light pole outside the strip club.
That would have been dope.
Why?
Why would that have been dope?
That's just funny.
That's just funny.
The jersey thing was kind of, it was funny, but it was kind of like, jerseys are not.
Heels, fishnet, weaves, wigs maybe.
Throwing a weave over a wire.
One person didn't think it was too funny.
Yeah, Malaya didn't like it at all.
She didn't like that.
Wait a minute, where's my scary sense?
But I thought it was out of, I don't know.
I don't know.
Whatever it is.
One person had serious, oh.
Yeah, she didn't like that.
I don't know
but that's something personal
you can tell
she was triggered
she's been wanting to say this
and found a reason to do it
yeah
that was the reason
to jump out there
and be like
you know this is bullshit
whatever whatever
alright let's see if I can find
whatever happened here
Drake seems pretty encouraging
of strippers though
she was saying otherwise
well again that's what I'm saying I think it's coming from somewhere alright Drake seems pretty encouraging of strippers, though. He was saying otherwise.
Well, again, that's what I'm saying.
I think it's coming from somewhere personal. All right.
I have it.
And shout out to Malai, man.
I hate that we have to report this story.
We have to report this.
Are you going to read this?
This podcast could not continue.
Are you going to read this
in your eloquent Joe Button voice?
Or are you going to read this
like you're in class?
How should I read it?
I would like to hear this
in your eloquent Joe Button voice.
Oh, come on, man.
Hold up.
I'm trying to do something funny.
Why don't I have it in here?
What are you looking for?
There we go.
All right.
You can't get your levels right. Malaya says
I'm worried
If you're gonna laugh
How can I report the news
If you go shut up laughing
How can I report the news
What the fuck, man?
All right.
Now, this is very serious.
We have.
Oh, this is very serious.
We have word.
We have breaking.
Well, no, it broke yesterday, but whatever.
So, Malaya says, I have something to say.
So, wait.
All right.
Stop right there.
Stop right there.
So, are you reading this in Malaya's voice?
Are you trying to Read Malaya
This is Malaya's voice
Okay
Cause she wrote it
Okay good
It has to be her voice
Okay
Now
I have to say something
And it's from the
And it's from the
Bottom of my heart
Wait
Let me just say
I will be 34 in December
Wait hold up
34
Come on man
Read
Read the damn post man
Read it man
Come on man
Shit
You trying to dissect it
You trying to
Listen
That number was wild
When I read it
But go ahead man
Alright time out
Read the fucking post man
Malaya
Read the post man Read her post It man Malaya Read the post man
Read her post
Is Malaya 34?
That's what she said
She said she would be 34
So she's 33
She will be 34
She said
I have to say something
And it's from the bottom of my heart
Wait I'll get my music back
I will be 34 in December
Do you know how good it feels To be able to walk in the club with girls 10 years plus younger than me and still be that bitch?
I'm bitches.
You bitches hear me out there?
Dog.
Dog.
First of all, she didn't even say that.
I don't care now.
She said,
and say what you want or think what you want,
but I call that blessed.
And I was overweight.
So this can be a career if you take care of
yourself, pay taxes, and save
your money. Y'all don't know that nigga
been trying to make me stop dancing.
Always putting me down about it.
Referring to... I'm getting uncomfortable
hearing you talk like this.
Always telling me I'm not better than anyone else in the club.
Selling ass instead of dancing.
But nigga can't stay out the club.
Y'all just don't know.
My only regret that I have...
I love this song.
Stop laughing, Rory.
I don't know if you Malaya or Michael Jackson.
You started out as Malaya
and now it's a little Michael-ish.
I don't know what's happening.
My only regret,
my only regret,
Mo.
What'd you say?
My only regret, Mo.
Shut up, man.
Is ever trying to explain
how much I love dancing.
She trying to explain. And thinking love dancing. She tried to explain.
And thinking so highly of him that I let his opinion of me mold my opinion that I had of my own self.
Fuck that.
I don't think she said fuck that.
Fuck you if you got a problem, nigga.
I remember pleading with him to understand.
I said Beyonce wears the same kind of stuff I wear.
This nigga got mad and told me not to ever compare myself to someone as great as Beyonce.
That's a wild, wild story, man.
Oh, shit.
Someone as great as Beyonce.
Bitch, what? Don't you ever tell me not to compare myself as Beyonce. Bitch, what?
Don't you ever tell me not to compare myself to Beyonce.
I'm a woman.
That's what we do.
We compare ourselves to Beyonce.
Wait, when she said bitch, what?
She was calling Drake a bitch?
I don't know.
I haven't spoken to my liar.
Okay.
Just speak like her.
No matter how light I try to make things,
she's always mean in her form.
But whatever, I'm done.
All right.
And that was that.
Now, of course, I'm being petty and joking around.
And Jesus, that was funny.
So, Malia, if you hear this because somebody hit you about it, I apologize in advance.
That was just for the jokes because, God damn it, that funny voice shit was fucking A1.
But now, these two have been beefing for a while, no?
That would be a moral question.
Yeah, it's a little.
That thing seemed to have been like a little personal.
These two have been beefing for a little while.
It seems there's been some tension there, right?
Which, wouldn't that make this whole raising the jersey thing in the air like a little wild?
Wouldn't that make this whole raising the jersey thing in the air a little wild?
I thought it was funny, but again, I would have went for the heels and the wig and the fishnets.
Were they at this ceremony?
No, I don't think Malaya was.
Were they sitting in front row with their significant others?
No, I don't think Malaya was. Was there a speech?
I don't know.
No, no, no. I don't think none of them were there a speech? I don't know. No, no, no.
I don't think none of them were there, honestly.
I don't think Lyra or Miracle or Malaya.
Well, he gifted Lyra and Miracle something.
Oh, did he?
Gifting.
Yeah.
Oh, so maybe this is why Malaya,
well, she didn't get a gift.
No, no, no.
That's what I'm saying is funny.
I'm saying he rose three jerseys.
Yeah. No, he rose three jerseys.
No, he raised three jerseys.
He bought two of them gifts.
So the act would seem to be a very nice, polite act.
Unless there's tension with one of them and behind the scenes you said,
bitch, you ain't shit for stripping and now you're raising a jersey in the air.
That would be diabolical, man.
That Aubrey. Drake has his way
With the ladies
You know what he doing
Alright
So I'm off of that
I don't want to talk about
Drake's way with the ladies
What else happened good
Y'all want to keep it on ladies
And discuss fucking
Maul
Maul and Chris
Telling me that
Bodak Yellow
Was the record of the summer
Rory you on that train
Yeah
I did Chris' little interview
And said Bodak Yellow
Was it Before y'all came.
Oh, wait, Chris is doing an interview, so he works for Atlantic.
I've never seen Chris.
Chris, you're doing interviews?
What's happening?
That's where it starts.
Oh, okay, that's smart.
You should have been doing that.
I don't know me saying Bodak Yellow is going to get you very many followers.
Okay, explain it to me because y'all know I never leave my house, doing that. I don't know me saying Bodak Yellow is going to get you very many followers, but... Okay.
Explain it to me because y'all know I never
leave my house, so I don't know what's
hot, where it's hot, how it got
hot. I thought Wild Thoughts was going to be
the song of the summer. I was incorrect.
And it's still... I mean, Wild Thoughts is a
great record. It's a big record. I can only speak
for New York, but I know what it does in
New York. I'm just saying, Bodak Yellow seems to
be... I thought it was a troll.
I thought people were joking.
No.
They are very,
I think y'all are trolling.
No,
I'm telling you that
that's what it feels like.
When the song comes on,
people love it.
People know the record.
All right,
tell me where you,
and I'm not trying to be funny.
I just want to dissect this thing.
Where have you been?
In the streets.
I need more than that more different parties
henny palooza that was this past saturday by far the biggest record that was played
henny palooza and and we have the streets on lock all right i'm trying to get maybe the first time
you guys realized this record was growing and bubbling and when i'm seeing everybody online
talk about it and post the record so this is a very recent thing yeah like in the last
almost two weeks now there we go okay okay yeah i would say yeah that's probably a good time
two weeks is when it really all right i consider you two to be savvier music people.
How many weeks are in the summer?
More than two.
He said so far, what is the record of the summer?
And I would have to agree with that.
So because her name is higher in algorithm usage over the past two weeks.
Don't ever say algorithm to me, by the way.
But go ahead.
I didn't say algorithm.
I said algorithm.
I didn't say algorithm.
What did you say?
Algorithm.
Algorithm.
Don't say that to me again.
I'm going to feel disrespected.
How are you going to fuck up the word and then still be, whatever, man.
Yeah, so because this is happening in the past two weeks Y'all already
That's the train y'all been jumping on
Come on really
I'm not going by numbers
Oh wait wait wait
First of all wait wait
Back up
Back up
Wasn't you at Summer Jam?
Did you say that
Oh yeah yeah
She got by far the biggest reaction
That was at Summer Jam
They brought out everybody at Summer Jam
And she got by far the biggest reaction when she came out
So
And I don't even it wasn't even close.
People love her.
Listen, man.
It is what it is.
And don't introduce a new topic.
Yes, people love her.
People loved her before Bodak Yellow.
Yeah, and people love her record.
At Summer Jam, she did get a huge reception.
I saw the footage.
They didn't know the words to anything.
They know the words to this one.
So,
I'm just going back to, I'm not talking about how long Atlantic has
been working this.
This is like a fairly recent thing.
The past two weeks.
So, I would like to give Cardi,
Queen Cardi, the credit too.
But, and I haven't
left my house, which is why I have to rely on you guys.
Really, Bodak Yellow over fucking Wild Thoughts? But And I haven't left my house Which is why I have to rely on you guys Really?
Bodak Yellow over fucking Wild Thoughts?
Now?
Because of the past two weeks?
So
You know music is
And even when Wild Thoughts first came out
This has gotten more
If we were to compare the first two weeks
I'm going reaction
Because French probably has
The song of the summer numbers wise
Yeah
That was my next one
I'm simply going off reaction right now
for what I can say.
But y'all are better than this, man.
Y'all are better than falling
for the fucking industry bullshit.
I'm just telling you.
Two weeks.
No, I'm saying she called one, yes, but...
And I think it's one.
I don't think it's going to go away.
To have the song of the summer?
Yeah.
Do y'all know when French put Unforgettable out?
Yeah.
Well before summer.
It might have been...
Whenever summer...
When did summer even really start?
June.
I'm not going Bodak Yellow over those two records yet.
And I hope to be wrong.
Wild Thoughts...
I'll be the first to say it,
doesn't still have the steam that we thought it was going to have.
But people got over it quickly.
It's a phenomenal record.
Yo, Maul is rough, man.
You're a rough critic when you want to be.
People got over it quickly.
It's still going.
When it first came out, a lot of people not really,
when it first came out, people liked it, but they was kind of like.
I was at Webster Palooza when it came on
well it's a it's a very good record but what i'm saying is people it's not a lot of when this
like bodak i don't see anybody saying this bodak y'all record is whack or they don't like you know
what else is funny about about about this not not funny but you know why i give credit to wild
thoughts is selling an album it's carrying this nigga's album right now.
Absolutely.
Which is selling.
Something to be said with that.
No, it's a very, it's a dope record.
I like it, but what I'm saying is.
Well, Bodak Yellow is starting Cardi's career
as someone who's going to be taken seriously as a rapper.
I'm going to go out.
Fuck, I'm in LA.A. this weekend.
Well, that's actually good to see,
because I only can speak for New York from what I've seen.
It could be different.
Wild thoughts, of course, is probably in every single city.
I don't really want to go out in L.A., but if I have to, I will.
Do it just for research purposes on this.
Where do people go in L.A. on a Friday?
That'd be a mall question.
Mall.
Where do people go on a Friday outside of your millionaire friend's house?
I'm not even sure on a Friday, honestly.
I'm not even sure.
I'd just be with all my millionaire friends.
You hear what I'm thinking, man?
Nah, I really can't figure it out.
I can't think about a Friday off the top.
Oh, we do a crazy brunch on Thursdays at the private golf course,
but you're not a member, Joe.
Sorry.
Sorry. A crazy brunch on Thursdays at the private golf course? But you're not a member, Joe. Sorry. Sorry.
A crazy brunch.
Sorry.
Yeah, Kobe and them.
Yeah, Kobe and them.
Mall is that, nigga.
Who is them?
You know, Mall.
Who is Kobe and them?
Wait, why Mall Kanye's story gained traction?
It did.
And people took that all out of context.
All I said was Kanye prepares for a lyrical battle.
No, he just said he was responding.
That's all I said.
He's responding.
When has Kanye not responded to...
Kanye responded to shit that we don't even be knowing about.
He'll get on stage and tell you about a meeting he had with Louis Vuitton.
Like, yeah, them niggas over at Louis.
You'll be like, what is he talking about?
I held you down though, man.
I don't know how that grew.
They asked me about it
because people are just hype.
Little podcast.
That's it.
Yo, where's the little podcast
joke from again?
I don't remember.
Ebro made it
on his This Is 50 interview.
Oh, y'all know he was
just talking shit.
Don't matter.
Our podcast is fucking hot.
Nah, we hot in the streets.
Streets need us.
A little podcast.
Little.
And you guys have encouraged me
To work harder man
To go after the bag
For you guys man
For you guys?
Yeah man
I was just gonna keep us
Independent the whole way
See who kicked the bucket first
That wouldn't be smart
Yeah I know
So we'll talk about it
Oh before we get off
Song of the Summer
I do wanna note that New York
For about four years now
Could say they've had
The song of the summer
Shmurda
Milly Rock
Ooh
And uh
Bodak Yellow
Say I'm wrong with the summer
Say that again
I don't know where you
Stole that hot take from
Oh no from Twitter
Say that again
Absolutely
2014 was Bobby Shmurda
2015 was Millie Rock
2016 was the Young M.A. record
And then 2017 is Bodak Yellow
Those are four big summer records
I don't know
I'm agreeing with you
It might be just a tad bit too early
To put Bodak Yellow there
But I get why they say that You was just putting it Yellow there but I get
why they say that
you was just putting it
fucking there
no I'm just saying
to the level of
Schmurda
I think the second
that you start playing
that game
everybody gonna start
telling you about
how those records
are not hot
where they at
niggas will not
give New York
any type of credit
those other records
were hot everywhere
there's nobody
that can say that
and those all still play.
That Playboi Carti kid is from where?
Florida, I want to say.
Don't quote me, though, but I think Florida.
There's one more new nigga I want to know where he's from.
If that stat proves to be legit, that's a pretty good stat.
Yeah, it is.
But I don't think Bodak Yellow is keeping up as a song of the summer.
Sorry.
Oh, well, shit.
That Playboi Carti record could definitely be inak Yellow is keeping up as a song of the summer. Sorry. Oh, well, shit. That Playboy Cardi record could definitely be in the conversation, too,
for a song of the summer.
I know it's older, but it's definitely still peaking.
Yeah, people love that record.
That's a good record.
Clearly, y'all are not out when Unforgettable comes on.
I don't care.
You talking.
See, you just talking about the quality of a record.
That's what you talking about.
Damn, we talked about Drake and didn't hit the tattoo.
We should have stayed there for a second.
Talk about it now.
No.
We're independent.
I'm uncomfortable, so I don't want to talk about it.
No?
You don't want to talk about it?
Do you have something to say about it?
No.
Would you get it?
No.
You wouldn't get a large portrait of Lil Wayne on your bicep?
On your lower back. No, I'm saying if Wayne signed me, I wouldn't get a large portrait of Lil Wayne on your bicep? On your lower back.
No, I'm saying if Wayne signed me, I wouldn't.
I can understand how a casual fan of music that loves Lil Wayne would do that,
but I don't.
Yeah, I hate when this nigga be mad mature.
What?
Make jokes with us, man.
It's the truth.
No, it's the truth, though.
Damn it.
I get it, but I I was like I don't know
He got Aaliyah tattooed
On him too right
I understand that
Yeah
Like Aaliyah's passed away
You know I get that
That whole thing
It's like Wayne is
Right here in the meeting
With you
You can just look at him
Yeah like that's
That's what I didn't
Understand about it
I was like
You can just FaceTime him bro
You don't need to
Look at your arm
Wayne is right here
In the meeting with you.
Yeah, he's right here.
And then I also saw, when I saw that picture, he also has a pumpkin tattooed on his forearm.
I'm really not trolling.
There's a pumpkin on his arm, tattooed.
On his arm?
Tell me the significance, because I'm not quite sure.
I can't believe that.
Because sometimes people will just Photoshop a lot of dumb shit.
That shit don't look Photoshopped, man.
Pumpkin? I don't even Photoshop, man. A pumpkin?
I don't even see.
Maybe October.
Ah, there you go.
October.
Maybe.
Pumpkins are synonymous with October.
I'm trying to figure it out.
I don't know.
I've never seen that tattoo.
And I'm not even sure if it's a real pumpkin or not.
It might be something else that you think is a pumpkin.
Hold on.
A pumpkin?
I might have been drunk.
No.
Yeah, you definitely was drunk seeing a pumpkin on Drake's arm.
I'm not fucking, man. A pumpkin. A pumpkin on I might have been drunk. No. Yeah, you definitely was drunk seeing a pumpkin on Drake's arm. I'm not bugging, man.
A pumpkin.
A pumpkin on his right forearm.
Not a pumpkin, bro.
Drake do not have no damn... A pumpkin?
No.
Fam, I know I'm not bugging.
I just got to find the photo.
Yo, the pumpkin is not even the wild part to me.
That pumpkin better not mean October.
I swear to God.
That's the only thing I would think it means.
You better have a cousin named Pumpkin that died of some shit.
It better not mean the month of October.
It's very dear to me.
I mean, shit, why wouldn't it be?
That's his brand.
That's what you mean.
That's the only thing I can.
I'm done with Maul.
What?
I can see why the pumpkin would mean a lot.
I mean, it's still kind of weird to me, but I get it.
If he got it, I understand.
Maul is so corporate now.
Nah, it's the truth.
If I walked in here with a pumpkin on my thigh, you would start wiling.
And I'm still wiling if Drake has a pumpkin on his arm, but I'm saying I get it.
I understand it.
But I would still be like, that's kind of crazy.
But I understand it. I get it. October's's kind of crazy But I But I understand it
Like October
I get it
October's very young
But it's still a joke
I'm still
If my best friend
Walked in with a pumpkin on his
I'm like you look crazy
But I understand it
I get it
Whatever it is
Drake
Or pardon
Biz definitely commented
Legendary under the IG pic
So
Nah he didn't
Drake don't have no pumpkin
On his arm
You might have just seen that wrong
A pumpkin
Nah I doubt it
Cause I think we would've been
Knew that
That's something you would
We would know
We would've been
Like everybody would
Spoke about that
No way
I'ma find it
Anyways
We can go back to
What I found
What is that though
Is this the tattoo
Nah nah nah
It's on his other arm
This is
I'm not this invested
Why you not on all
Drake arms look It's on the other arm. Yo, Rory, why do you know how all Drake's arms look?
It's on the right corner.
Yo, that's a skull.
Nah, that's not what I'm talking about.
Drake would give me 20 minutes of hits.
Hey, yo.
Yo.
Wait, hold on.
All right.
Why does Rory know the exact location of all of Drake's arm shit?
Rory was thinking about it.
No, it's by the freckle.
No, he has freckles
on his right arm
I'm telling you
the fuck outta here
yeah
nah I doubt
we can move on guys
I doubt he got a pumpkin
but that was funny
oh dude dude
bro that kill
no I'm not gonna do that
Michael Irvin
no fuck that
that's no fun
so you just gonna say that
he just gonna go through
his notes
nah that's no fun that's's just going to say that. He's just going to go through his notes. No, that's no fun.
That's whack.
That's whack.
I saved this tweet just to laugh a bit because niggas are stupid.
Niggas say Tiger looks like ludicrous evil brother for prostitutes.
Oh, I saw that.
That wasn't funny.
That was pretty funny.
Look.
Joe likes stupid shit like that.
How long you laughing at that?
I'm still laughing at it.
Preposterous.
That's like when they call me nonsense.
All right.
You was nonsense.
All right.
Yeah, that one made a little bit more sense.
All right, let's see.
Oh, man.
Marlon, you going to give us, let's talk about the Kyrie shit.
What about it?
He signed an NDA. He can't talk about it. What do you mean, what about it, man? Give us... Let's talk about the Kyrie shit. What about it? Where's he going?
What do you mean, what about it, man?
Give us the fucking inside scoop.
You're an agent.
I think from what I think...
Maul is BJ Armstrong.
I've never seen y'all together.
I think it's New York or San Antonio for Kyrie.
Maul, Maul, where?
See, this is what I mean about...
I found a picture.
I'm not bugging
That's a fucking pumpkin B
Let me see
That does appear to be a pumpkin
Let me see
That does appear to be a pumpkin
Yeah that is a pumpkin
It's also hilarious
I'm trying to see
If it's the wording under it.
One of our weirder segments, by the way.
It's definitely a pumpkin.
This whole podcast is a little...
Analyzing Drake's body.
This whole shit is a little creepy.
It's definitely a pumpkin.
It's definitely a pumpkin.
I don't see what the wording under it is, but it's a pumpkin.
This represents October, i think is what it
says i don't know i'm not looking man i was definitely a pumpkin though
i'm gonna say it means october it has to be synonymous i don't give a fuck what it means
i'm just saying i'm not analyzing no nigga fucking tattoos man I'm not doing that no that's what you do
with tattoos
you act like
when people get
tattooed
like yo what does
that represent
I think that that's
an invasive
question to ask
what's the pumpkin
doing on your arm
what's the symbolism
behind your tattoo
why do you
why do you think
that's
why would you
feel like that
because it's invasive
how's that
most people more more a lot of
people get tattoos that are sacred to them in some type of way right mm-hmm
it's not it's not it's something it's not just something that you loosely just
share with whoever's trying to make casual conversation that's why you have any tattoos no no he got shorty name off him never had a laser never you never had a laser
i never had a tattoo ever in my life would you ever want one are you just against i thought about
it but i think i'm past that that age of getting your first one so it's kind of like i think i'm
gonna be a complete clown if i could get a first tattoo at this point in my life.
And since I'm not trying to be a complete clown,
I just decided not to.
No?
Am I wrong?
It's like,
it's a window
for your first tattoo.
Yeah.
It's a window
that you have to hit.
What's the window?
For your first one,
I would say
once you're over
twenty...
Eight?
Twenty-nine?
If you don't have any, you don't have any you don't
don't get any
nah
after 28
29
no
I don't know
you can get tattoos
after that
if you already have them
I'm talking about
your first one
no you can't get a tattoo
you can't get your first tat
after 29
yo we keep jumping
from conversation
to conversation
I love it
so no I don't
this is called the shotgun effect.
Just throwing ideas around and letting whatever hit.
I was asking you not about where do you think Kyrie is going.
I wanted to know who you think would win the fight.
Oh, between Kyrie and LeBron.
Yes.
Oh, I'm eating corn, man.
You keep trying to be serious and mature, and I keep trying to be petty and make jokes.
I don't understand.
I keep trying to get this podcast on the same wave, man.
You guys keep trying to be serious and talk about the fuck shit I don't care about.
What do I think about Kyrie?
You didn't mention LeBron.
You started being serious, and then I tried to bring it back, and then we started talking about something else.
I want to know who wins the fight.
Come on, man.
They reportedly are supposed to fight.
LeBron wants to fight.
Stephen A. Smith told me.
LeBron doesn't want to fight.
He told us he wants to see him
And he better not say
Nothing else
Right
For real
Well if that
And LeBron's cam
100% is leaking
All the information
About this story
For sure
You know that
But that's why Kyrie
Wants to get out of there
He just wants to get away from that
Unfollowed him on Instagram too
You unfollowed Kyrie?
No
Kyrie unfollowed LeBron
Oh did he?
Yesterday Yeah that's kind of like The new It's a thing That's a new way I'm following him on Instagram too. You unfollowed Kyrie? No, Kyrie unfollowed LeBron. Oh, did he? Yesterday.
Yeah, that's kind of like the new...
It's a thing.
That's a new way to validate beef.
It's a thing.
That's crazy.
I want to know how you losers ever know when somebody unfollows you, man.
I would never know.
I don't know.
I never know.
Yeah.
How do you know someone's following you on Instagram?
People have that little app that lets you know, like, this person just unfollowed you and two other people followed you.
People have that app.
You are a complete loser if you have that app.
Yeah.
People have that app.
Why do you have that app?
Trying to keep track of your followers and unfollows.
All right.
Now, tell me.
I take that back.
I'm being a bit harsh.
You're not a complete loser if you have that app.
Your priorities are a little mixed up.
It's understandable for women, I guess.
What's worse, having that app or searching your name and people didn't even add you and you responded to it?
Like if somebody says, Joe Button is a clown, but they don't add you and you respond to that.
Oh, you're a clown.
You're a clown.
I've done that.
You're still a clown.
I'm a clown when I do that.
I'm a clown when I do that. I'm a clown when I do that.
I'm a clown when I do that.
I don't make a habit of that.
I never understood why people give you slack for searching your name.
It's kind of narcissistic a little, I guess.
People look at it that way.
Every business in the universe searches the name of the business.
It's analytics.
Yeah, I get that.
It's customer research.
You don't want to see what people say about the business?
That's your analytics.
Let me see.
I'm going to go by saying Joe Button's a clown.
Yeah.
Fill out an Excel chart afterwards.
One all love lost sale down the drain.
You know what I mean?
I got to check What's happening out here
I responded to somebody
Saying my name
On my timeline
Before not at me
And I felt like a clown
For doing that
But it was on my timeline
I followed a person
And he was like
Yo Maul
Something something something
And I was like
What
I felt like a clown
For responding to that
But I felt like a clown
Doing that
Time out
Now that we're back
To talking about you
Being a clown
Let's turn up
Now I remember two reasons
As to why I think you're weird.
One, and we've talked about this on the podcast, so I'm not exposing anything that anybody does not know.
Wasn't weird when you drove from New York to Toronto twice on the same trip.
It was Montreal.
Same.
Worse.
No, that's a straight shot.
I was young and dumb.
That's not weird?
That wasn't weird.
We not looking at him like he's weird for that?
No.
That's just a normal fucking occurrence to drive to Montreal, forget your ID, drive back home, and then drive back to Montreal?
That's not what happened, though.
Yes, it is.
That's not what happened.
So what happened?
My cousin couldn't cross the border because he had a record.
He did a bid, and they wouldn't let him cross.
Nobody forgot their ID. They wouldn't let him cross that was nobody forgot their id
they wouldn't let him cross and then you dropped him back off and drove back up facts but i should
spend come on listen i should spend i like the next guy y'all but listen my man too but listen
we spent i have family much we spent every summer much this wasn't something new i might
this wasn't everyone's driven for pussy man I don't know if that makes you weird
This wasn't something different
Y'all niggas worship him
This wasn't different
You never drove for some pussy
Nigga I
No let me tell you how weird I am
Okay yeah
Yeah okay
Now we gonna get into some weird shit
But I'm a little weird
Okay
I drove to just look at a bitch
See what I'm saying
See
See what I'm saying Chris
See
With your ID I'm what? See what I'm saying, Chris? See? With your ID.
I'm what?
Now, wait.
Yeah, I had everything.
See?
I'm the weirdo, though.
Go ahead.
Now, this is before Dr. Miami's, and this is long before everybody was getting surgeries.
I love this story.
This is long before catfishing was a thing.
I love this story, yes.
Tell us the story.
This is long before photoshopping was a thing. I love this story. Yes. Tell us the story.
This is long before photoshopping was a thing. Get to the punchline.
We get it.
Already copping a plea.
Man, this little bitch was having, end up having a picnic one day.
Yeah.
Where was this picnic located?
Oh, man.
I don't know if I want to disclose it.
No, disclose it.
No, it wasn't that far.
Don't get crazy.
Disclose it.
It was somewhere in Maryland.
Okay. We're getting somewhere now.. It was somewhere in Maryland. Okay.
We're getting somewhere now.
Go ahead.
Somewhere in Maryland.
Okay.
Are we talking like Baltimore or like Eastern Shore type shit?
No, you had to hit another highway.
You definitely had to get off 95 is what I'm saying.
See what I'm saying?
You had to go a few exits on whatever the other highway was.
Look how fast I don't look so weird now.
Go ahead.
But one, it was a picnic.
That makes it better.
Yeah, okay.
That makes it better off the rip.
Drove three hours for a picnic.
Go ahead.
Two, I had some people with me.
It was a family type of thing.
Yeah, I had my cousin with me.
Go ahead.
It was a family thing.
Go ahead.
And that's crazy.
But you drove to just look.
I had to see if it was what it appeared to be.
Guess what?
It wasn't what it appeared to be.
Not at all.
How was the picnic, though?
Hard.
Who made the potato salad?
Great.
The picnic was hard.
Did you bring anything or you just showed up?
No, I brought something.
What did you bring?
I don't fucking remember.
I don't remember yesterday.
That makes a lot of difference. I didn't get married. You asked me about what I brought to some fucking I brought something. What did you bring? I don't fucking remember. I don't remember yesterday. That makes a lot of,
you know,
the difference.
I didn't get married.
You asked me about
what I brought
to some fucking picnic
in Baltimore.
What do you mean?
You told me the story.
I just want to know
what you brought to a cookout.
That says a lot about you.
No, I was answering questions.
You asked questions.
I was answering them.
I wasn't telling a story.
I wasn't volunteering information.
You asked this.
You said you drove
to a cookout.
You said that.
I never asked you that.
I never even heard this story
Until you just said it
How am I trying to get you into
What are you talking about?
I have to rewind the tape
You don't need to rewind
I am the tape
Nigga you
That's what you said
I have to rewind the tape
You said I drove to
Three hours to Maryland
For a cookout
What did you take?
That's a logical question
When you go to a cookout
You bring something
I think I brought something.
I don't remember them all.
Okay.
I don't remember all the details.
Because that makes a difference.
I don't remember who the girl was.
Should we get her on the podcast to clear the air?
I don't even remember who the girl was.
Honestly.
You remember who the girl was.
You definitely remember who the girl was.
There's no way you remember that story and don't remember who you were going to see.
How did you meet the woman to then go to the picnic?
Everyone simmered down.
Was this MySpace days?
See.
This was even before that
But I'm weird
Friendster
To Black Planet
This nigga
But I'm weird
Everyone relax
I knew who I was going to see
You rolled the dice
In the dark
To go to Maryland
They was going to line you up
Joe and Marilyn
To sit Indian style
At a picnic
Duh I'm a little off You don't even know Who you were going to see they was going to line you up Joe and Marilyn to sit Indian style at a picnic duh
I'm a little off
you don't even know
who you were going to see
I was going to see
if dad was like that
see
this bitch mail you a picture
right
how did you
because if you wasn't
I want to know how you saw her
where was you getting
this shit off
with a fan mail
I'm going to let you
get these jokes off more
you was on mehente.com
that's what you was on
be very clear
I'm going to let you
get all the jokes off
because I like jokes.
But I don't want to begin
to feel a way about the jokes.
What you mean?
You know what I mean?
Because you be in the group chat
kind of wowing, so.
Yeah.
How?
I tell you wow.
Back against the ropes
like Ali.
Hey, what's he talking about?
What are you talking about?
Wouldn't I be wowing
in the group chat?
You can't.
Maul is the king of I wanted to see what it looked like.
Are you kidding me?
But I've never gone.
Don't try to not understand now.
I've never gone three hours to a cookout to see what something looked like before.
That was probably four or five.
I don't know if it was three.
Nah, I got the reverse.
All right, I'm done.
I got the reverse.
Because now we're just picturing Joe flying down the third floor. That's, I'm done. I got that reverse. Because now just picture Joe flying down the third one.
That's what I'm saying.
No L's.
Listen to Jacquees.
No, Jacquees.
Jacquees.
Nigga, Jacquees was true when I was rolling down the highway trying to get to this.
You know what I mean?
I was so mad when I got there, boy.
Oh, man.
I had to enjoy the picnic.
Wait, how long did you stay at the picnic?
That's what I was going to say.
I closed it motherfucker
You kidding me?
You think I wasn't about to get my
Frank Furtis worth?
That's what I'm fucking thinking
Electric swabs
You think I wasn't about to get my
Burgers and salad worth?
Yo
See that's what I'm saying
But I'm weird
I was somebody at the time
I signed autographs
I might have played softball with the kids
Stop stop stop
I made it an event.
Stop, man.
Stop.
Stop, please.
Because that's crazy.
What I was supposed to do?
Just turn around and leave?
Go right back home?
You did that at your home, so yeah.
No.
No, I wouldn't do that.
Damn, that's funny.
Now y'all going to get me in trouble.
I love you, baby.
Oh, God.
No, no, for real, for real.
I'm not playing with you niggas.
What do you mean?
Come on. We play too much? All right. Meek album. Let's talk about real. I'm not playing with you niggas. Come on.
We play too much?
All right,
Meek album.
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
What did we think?
What did we think of Meek's album?
I loved it.
I like it a lot.
Definitely good headspace,
mature Meek,
a lot more substance than we usually get from,
from Meek.
I thought it was well put together too,
as far as production.
I don't think he was chasing hits.
I think he just wanted to make an album
that sounded like this.
So I thought it was perfect.
I like Substance Meek.
Remember we had this talk when I said
I wanted Substance Meek on that Ross album.
You told me I was bugging.
Substance Meek is a way better Meek.
Oh, of course.
I just think he did well on that feature with Ross.
He did, but that song called for Substance Meek. Oh, of course. I just think he did well on that feature with Ross. He did,
but that song
called for Substance Meek.
Substance Meek
with a body.
Well,
you have that
on this album for sure.
I like this Meek.
I like,
it shows he's,
his content is changing.
It sounds like
he's maturing,
he's growing,
he's been through
some things.
It sounds like
his mindset is different,
his way of thinking
is different. I like it. I like the music. I like. It sounds like his mindset is different, his way of thinking is different.
I like it. I like the music. It sounds like he's trying new ways of making records now,
looking at different features with different people, as opposed to
kind of the same old features that most people do. But overall, I like it. I didn't hear all of it,
but the records I heard,
I could tell that he was just on a different vibe.
He was on a different...
Heavy Heart is crazy.
Heavy Heart is great.
What is that?
1942 Flow is crazy.
The last record.
The intro is crazy.
That last record is crazy.
I love the record with him and Tiana.
I love that record.
Oh, She Bodies, that shit.
That record is crazy.
The whole flip is crazy with Dream.
Yeah. They delivered. I whole flip is crazy with Dream. Yeah.
They delivered.
I don't know what he'll do.
I don't know what he has to do.
But Meek is now the premier artist of MMG.
Yeah, I would say so.
I'm sure this...
Numero uno.
As great as Ross's album was, Meek is definitely probably top energy at MMG right now.
But I think it was exactly what he needed to do.
I feel like if he chased a hit,
people really wouldn't have connected that well to it,
and we would have been right back to the internet trying to call him.
I think that that record is a hit, that Ty Dolla record,
whatever you want, the Tony flip.
But you're right, it doesn't sound like the Tony flip. Yeah. But you're right.
It doesn't sound like he chased it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, no, I'm happy for dude, man.
Even in the interviews, different guy.
Different guy.
Sounds very clear-headed.
Sounds like somebody in complete control of what he wants to do in the interviews.
Yeah. I agree. He even did more interviews than I do in the interviews. Yeah.
I agree.
He even did more interviews than I expected him to do.
Yeah.
He's just talking different.
He's thinking different.
This is the Meek that I've been waiting for.
I've been waiting for this Meek to show up.
Yeah.
Because I think he's talented.
That's clear.
But I think that he had to really start thinking further and thinking more creatively and testing his pen,
like, you know what I mean, writing differently content
and how he approaches different music now.
I just think he knows how he wants to be perceived now.
I don't think he had that in his career before.
Wait, let me bounce off me and get back to Cardi for one quick question.
Does Bodak Yellow put any added pressure
on Nicki?
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean,
no matter what,
even if you could say
it's right or wrong,
we are always going to
compare female rappers.
It's always going to be that way.
So, yeah.
Pressure?
I don't think it adds
pressure to Nicki
because it's just a record.
Nicki has records.
So I don't think
pressure is the word.
I think that it should motivate Nicki.
I think it should inspire her to put out dope music and want to be, you know,
on that same, in the same sentences where people are talking about Cardi's record,
like she needs to put out a record that people are talking about.
But I don't think it's, I wouldn't say pressure, because Nicki has accomplished so much.
I wouldn't say it's pressure.
I would say that she needs to look at it and be like,
okay, I got to get back in my bag.
I got to get on my shit.
It's new great energy in her city.
It's definitely to be brought up.
And Cardi is not, like Young M.A. came out of nowhere.
Cardi has been around and has continued to push her brand
in the best way possible.
She continues to succeed every level that she reaches.
So it's not, we know there's someone great behind her.
We know she's great.
We know she knows what she wants to do.
Because clearly she was at peak at Love & Hip Hop and said, I don't care.
I'm getting off that shit and I want to be an artist.
So it's not like Cardi's just someone that just popped up.
She is a force to be noticed, I would say.
So, yeah, I would say.
Yeah, but it's not pressure on Nicki, though,
because everything that I feel like everything that Nicki has accomplished.
Well, there's already pressure on Nicki.
That's what I was just about to say, yeah.
Yeah, but I don't think this is added pressure.
like this Cardi B
having a dope
winning that award
in combination
with
in combination
with
now
yet another
female rapper
having a record
it adds
it should
add something
yeah but I don't
it's not
that's all
I'm saying
it's not pressure
I wouldn't say
that use that word
because everything
that Nicki has accomplished
is what Cardi
is now trying to accomplish
that is true so that's why I don't think it's use that word. Because everything that Nicki has accomplished is what Cardi is now trying to accomplish.
That is true.
So that's why I don't think it's pressure on Nicki to, that Cardi has a dope record out right now.
That's not added pressure to Nicki.
Nicki has done a lot of things in this industry.
She had a point where it's kind of like people are looking like, yo, some other females that's, you know, making some noise.
Absolutely.
But is it pressure?
I'm not going to say pressure.
I think with no frauds, not doing what she wanted it to do,
mixed with Bodak Yellow, yeah, I still will stand by there being some pressure there.
This is one of those things where, you know, they say you got to be careful who you see going up, same people you see going back down.
It just feels like with all of these females having all of this success,
It just feels like with all of these females having all of this success that it would have behooved Nicki to kind of celebrate women and champion women.
Right.
So she could collab with the women.
Kind of like a ladies night.
I think she does just not.
You know what I mean?
With rappers in particular.
I think Nicki does.
She champions women.
I don't know if she particularly champions her competition.
Well, that's what I mean.
Well, she got on Young and Amazing record.
Didn't she remix that last year?
I don't know.
Nikki?
Yeah, I thought she hopped on it.
I don't know.
I'm like 90% sure she hopped on it.
Dad, don't say to me that you're a championing woman.
That says to me that you're hopping on the high record.
Well, that's the new way to do it.
I.E. Drake championing 21 Savage, championing Migos, championing Gucci.
Women, y'all not slick.
Y'all going to have to find a new way to beef with each other,
and I'm fast-forwarding here, so I won't.
But women beefing behind women empowerment.
You got to stop, man.
We'll see.
It's over.
We're hip to it now.
Love & Hip Hop came on.
They beefed at the
Women Empowerment Group.
And then Basketball Wives
came on and they beefed
at the Women Empowerment Group.
Y'all gotta chill out, man.
I caught the end of
Love & Hip Hop.
I didn't catch the whole thing.
You were on Love & Hip Hop.
That's what you texted me.
And I said,
I haven't seen it yet,
so fuck you in advance.
That girl, AD,
is definitely Rory. It's a girl that's Rory the white girl
yeah oh I thought that was G easy I didn't realize I looked at my TV and
thought G easy was on love me all right so that's a girl you're G easy to it I
think that's a girl first of all G easy would never be on love and play about
that no you gotta see this oh you know G easy now I'm always got the inside
scoop no geez they doesn't they don't have a GZ be on love and pop oh yeah play about that. No, you got to see this. Oh, you know Jeezy now. Moles always got the inside scoop on some shit. No, Jeezy just wouldn't.
They don't have enough
to pay Jeezy
to be on Love & Hip Hop.
Oh, that's what you're saying.
Yeah, like,
no, it's out of the budget.
Yeah.
What do you think
the budget is
for Love & Hip Hop?
They paid you,
you tell us.
No, they told me
I was out of the budget
this year
and I asked for two.
Two what?
Hmm?
You asked for two what?
Million.
Oh, yeah, that's definitely out the budget.
One million out the budget.
Other than Joe's out the budget.
That's definitely out the budget.
One thousand percent out the budget.
I think I tap send every time we look at Love & Hip Hop and say,
how much did you think I was supposed to be asking for?
When you said two, I thought you were about to say $200,000.
I said, you're bugging.
That's way too low.
But, yeah, they're not giving you two million
It's not in the budget
They should
If they give Joe to me
They're going to have to record
The season on the iPhone
That ain't true
They got it
Sheesh
Hold up now
They're not paying
Two million for a season
What do you think
They paid Keisha Cole
Let me ask you that
Keisha Cole
Let me ask you that
Be very clear
Are you talking about her own show?
No, Keisha Cole's on
Love & Hip Hop Hollywood
Oh, this year?
She was on last night
Nobody saw the episode
I didn't see it
I caught the end of it
I thought you saw it
No, I didn't see it
Oh yeah, y'all have to start
Watching something
I forgot
I wasn't in the crib
So I didn't
Keisha Cole
Is on Love & Hip Hop
This would be great
If we could talk about it
Because boy was this funny
The whole episode.
Is her mother on it?
I don't know yet.
They're definitely
going to announce
her mom
because they always
got somebody's mom on there.
She's the star.
The mother is great to me.
Well,
Keisha Cole
and Boobie Gibson
are on there.
As an item.
Are they still together?
No.
Okay.
That's why they're on there.
Okay.
They're showing us
why they're not together.
Honestly, what it looks like to me, and I have zero information here,
it looks like Keisha been really off this nigga,
like really does not ever want to see or speak to this nigga ever,
but took the bag, so here we are.
I don't know if they give her the Keisha coach.
I'm trying to be in Keisha's pocket.
Now, back to my, I don't.
She is an OG.
Now let me ask, back to y'all.
What do y'all think she got?
I want an answer for it.
Whole season or lumps.
Yeah.
I'd say she took probably, I could say 500 maybe.
She.
I think I'm going to roll with more on this.
Yeah.
About half a million.
Y'all couldn't be more wrong, my nigga.
She took more or less than that?
Nigga, we'll talk off air.
Is this nigga crazy?
We'll talk off air.
Okay.
No, we'll talk off air.
Okay.
More than that.
More than that.
I'm wondering why y'all don't think
Love & Hip Hop has money.
I know that they have money
because VH1 has money.
I just don't know if they have money that they want to dish out to these. No know that they have money because VH1 has money. I just don't know if they have money
that they want to dish out
to these.
Yeah.
No, I'm not talking
about VH1.
I'm talking about Mona.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not talking about VH1.
I'm talking about Mona,
whatever her production shit is.
Yeah.
Mona Me Entertainment.
I'm more than positive
that Mona and Missy Elliott
have money.
I know that for a fact.
They have it to pay.
I just don't know
if they have it, if they want to give that to somebody. I know that for a fact. They have it to pay. I just don't know if they have it
if they want to give that to somebody.
I know they have it. They can get content for
cheap. I know they would never give you $2 million.
I know that.
Well, no. It's hard to set a
line when you've done something already.
Exactly. Well, that's why I'm saying I know they would
never give you that. However, Joe today would never do
that. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. And if I did
do it, it would have to be for that number. I get it i'll get it very different space today but jay i was
jason lee's not on there now so they replaced jason lee with the gentleman i don't know his name but
the other gay it's a new gay guy it's a new gay dark-skinned blogger with like dreads or funny
hair or whatever.
Alexis Skye is on there looking stupid as could be.
Great.
Is Safaree still on?
Boy, she looks stupid, yes.
All right,
then I'm definitely
going to be tuned in.
Boy, she looks crazy.
Safaree is still on it?
Safaree is still there.
Fizz,
I don't know,
I don't remember if
Fizz is there.
No hitman.
Berg is not there,
but A1 is there
and A1 is actually
really talented.
So now I have to
Support him
I'm gonna support him
Because he's talented
He wasn't on the episode
Last night
But
What was the dude
That had the girlfriend
But was also gay
That was Hollywood right
Had a girlfriend
But was gay
Yeah he had a boyfriend
Who the hell
That was a big storyline
This year
Last season
Nah I don't remember
He had a girlfriend
But was gay
Oh was that the
That might have been
Two years ago
The rapper
I think he was a rapper
Yeah
Oh that wasn't last season
I don't know
That wasn't the storyline
I was glued to
I don't think that's there anymore
Okay
And is there Masika
I don't know
I don't know
It's a bunch of bullshit
More asked a valid question
But it's one that I asked before
How much longer
Do we get Love Me Hiphop I saw a story on E well I saw a story
that says E has a show coming out uh comprised of strong women behind our favorite entertainers
and it's four couples I think it was I'd have to find it, but it might have been John Legend and Chrissy.
Okay.
Rico Love and Hit.
It looked a bit more classy.
Chrissy and John Legend, Ben needed a reality show.
And then Gucci and his girl do have something on BET coming out.
Yeah, I saw that.
So what I'm saying is Mona no longer has a monopoly on reality television and hip-hop.
Yeah, but those all sound really positive, and people still need that balance of, like, ignorant shit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think for Atlanta, Atlanta's definitely—
I think we've never—there's never been competition.
So we can't say what would work and what wouldn't work.
I said to Maul a million years ago, I said, I don't know how powerful ESPN would be if there was competition.
And sure enough, as soon as Fox starts signing some niggas, ESPN starts crumbling to the ground.
So, I mean, I can't say what would and wouldn't work if you give people options.
I never thought I'd see a day where the Kardashian show
wasn't getting such great ratings.
Is it not?
It's not.
Oh, okay.
It's not.
Well, yeah.
It's tough out here.
It's tough out here, man.
OJ's going to change all that.
Nah, they got to sign my nigga
OJ Kardashian, man.
Got to sign him.
Got to sign him.
Khloe going to find out
where Pops is on TV.
It'll be great.
I read it was an OJ museum.
Well, yeah, that's how he got in jail, because he stole all the shit. No, I mean now.
I mean now they're saying they're going to come out with some shit.
An OJ museum?
Yeah.
Come on, man.
They got to stop this shit.
Stop exploiting this, man.
Oh, wait, did I lose the shit that I found?
All right, here it is.
All right, so VH1.
Speaking of VH1, let's stay on VH1.
The show Signed is a VH1 show.
Give me the backstory.
I just heard that it's coming.
I don't know when.
This is a show.
I don't have the backstory.
I just want to make some jokes.
It's a show on VH1.
It has to be coming soon because Rick Ross did his Breakfast Club interview this morning.
July 26th.
Oh, see, July 26th.
You know, Maul knows all the MMG business because Maul works for MG as well.
He's on the show, too.
Maul's inside of every fucking crew, man.
This guy's amazing.
With a Friend of the Show shirt.
But what am I saying?
What am I saying?
What am I saying?
All right, so, yeah, he was on there promoting that.
And then I saw something with Lenny S. and The Dream on Sway in the Morning on Sirius Radio, and they were promoting it as well.
And I guess this is a show where people come on, they display their talent, and then at the end, you know, it's one of those America's Got Talent type of things, but for hip-hop.
That's dope.
Yeah, and then at the end of it, if you win, you get a deal.
That sounds cool. Yeah, hip-hop has never had that. Yeah, and the at the end of it, if you win, you get a deal. That sounds cool.
Yeah.
Hip-hop has never had that.
Yeah, and the name of the show is Signed.
So, see, that's what they did there with the title.
See the winner get signed.
So the title is called Signed.
And I agree with you guys.
I think it's pretty cool.
I think it's a pretty cool, nifty idea.
It's just flawed a little bit because there's only one small problem here.
I just have one question.
Why the fuck would anybody want to get signed?
Why the fuck do I want to go on a talk show
or a fucking game show and win to get signed, right?
So that was my question that I had in my head.
So then I'm watching this interview
and Sway basically asked what I thought was
damn near the same thing as why would anybody want to get signed but you know sway is much
more polite than I am so he said it in a much more polite way but this was the answer
who has that opportunity you know I mean they wait around for years or they go to
showcases where there's 25 people you know i mean you don't go to a popping club in atlanta
on a tuesday where there's already 2 000 people in there like we did all that kind of thing we
tried our best to keep it 100 authentic like weic. We didn't want to make something that's here.
Let me just rewind.
And make sure we made sure.
Yeah, in direction.
And we made sure that they got to that place so that they can do them.
Okay, okay.
We gave them the platform, and then we just sat back sort of and watched to see what they would do with it.
A lot of these kids don't have the opportunity or the access to a studio.
they would do with it a lot of these kids don't have the opportunity or the access to a studio to we would pop up and be like okay we're gonna go to the club today and you're gonna perform the
record you did yesterday who has that opportunity you know i mean they wait around for years or they
go to showcases where there's 25 people you know what i mean you don't go to a popping
club in atlanta on a tuesday where there's already 2,000 people in there.
Well, I'd love to get signed.
Let me tell y'all what I just heard.
Just correct me if I'm wrong.
Y'all stop me when I stop telling the truth.
He said a lot of people don't have access to studios,
so we would provide studio time.
And a lot of people don't have access to perform at the Poppin' Club.
Like, you're just doing showcases with a few people, minimal, like two, three people.
Like, we're going to take you in Atlanta in front of 2,000 people to perform.
And that's why you should want to get signed.
Come on, Maul.
That's your man. Come on, come on. No, no, no, no. I'm listening. Come on, Maul. That's your man.
Come on,
come on.
No,
no, no,
no.
I'm listening.
Come on,
Maul.
Give it to me.
Give it to me,
Maul.
I don't know if that's how he feels.
I don't see why.
What the fuck are you talking about,
Lenny S.?
I don't,
I don't.
You my man,
Lenny S.,
but what the fuck is going on over there,
man?
Really?
I'd have to see the rest of that interview
or that episode.
I don't know.
Because I don't get it.
I can't gauge
off of just that one piece
with how that whole
conversation went.
I don't know what else was said.
But that, to me,
doesn't make any sense.
You want to get signed
so you can perform
in front of 2,000 people
at a club?
Lenny, you are more than welcome
to join us
any Tuesday
slash Wednesday
and explain this to us, please.
Please.
Yeah, I mean, I don't...
That sounds retarded to me.
I don't see why that would be
why somebody wouldn't get signed, though.
I mean, I know people...
I mean, with the internet,
you perform in front of more than 2,000 people
when you just post something.
And with the internet,
people used to go to showcases
to hear new music
or just go out there
to hear new music.
They don't do that anymore.
They want to hear the record
that they know about already.
Lenny, you can't promote
a show called Signed
and have something to do
with Hov's album.
Well, it's signed to their,
I'd imagine it would be
Roc Nation.
Because Hov's album
is telling us not to be signed.
Yeah, I get it.
I mean, if you wanted to answer the question, being signed now just may quicken up the process.
You're giving up damn near all your shit just so the process will be quicker to get your name out there.
You get connections.
Lenny Ken Cole, Breakfast Club, and puts you there.
Where independent may not be able to do that.
That's,
if there is a benefit to being signed.
That's what I'm saying.
Those reasons why Lenny mentioned about getting signed,
because you can do this,
do that,
that's not a great example.
If you take me in a crowded,
if you take me in a popping club in Atlanta with 2,000 people,
as a brand new act,
with music that no one has ever heard.
Tell me what I'm supposed to be doing.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I want to see him try that.
I want to see him bring somebody from the show to Atlanta to stop the music at a Mr.
Rogues party and start performing.
Yeah, I want to see it.
I think he was probably underprepared for that question. Yeah, I want to see it. I think he was probably just underprepared
for that question.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He didn't know he was doing
an interview once away
in the morning.
He didn't know he did
a show called Signed?
No, that's why I said
I have to hear that
entire interview
because I'm pretty sure
he had to make better
of that question.
I want Lenny to come up here
so I can argue with him.
Honestly.
I do.
And Lenny's my man.
That would just be
a good conversation to have in general with Lenny, I think.
Every time I try to argue, you guys just want to piece it up.
No, I'm agreeing with you.
Why do you always want to argue?
I don't know, man.
What do you get out of arguing?
It's science.
It's science?
Yeah, it's science.
What do you mean it's science?
Arguing is science?
No, how I'm made up is science.
Oh, okay.
So I'm just argumentative that way. You know that. Okay. What do you mean it's science? Are you into science? No, how I'm made up is science. Oh, okay. So I'm just argumentative that way.
You know that.
Okay.
What do you want me to try and change?
Anything else?
That show may be funny.
Yeah.
Dream is definitely going to be this Simon Cowell.
Dream can be a little sassy fuck sometimes.
I think Dream's going to be funny on that show.
A little?
He can be very sassy.
Dream is sassy?
Yes.
Yeah.
Really?
Personally, I can come off that way sometimes.
I don't know.
I am so out the loop on who is who.
A little sassy, a little diva-ish.
But why?
Does anybody know that?
They'll find out.
I think Dream is great for TV.
Just for that exact reason.
Yeah, no, that's great television.
Like, I'm not, I get it.
I hope that the people on there understand what they're in for.
And I don't think they do.
Go ahead.
No, this was a sidebar.
The same way that we have Chris Paul choking James Harden
before All-Star break,
I 100% have LeBron dangling Derrick Rose's feet in the air
before All-Star break.
Why is that?
Some people would say Derrick Rose is not one of the players
with a higher basketball IQ, right?
Seems like LeBron really looks for high basketball IQ.
Derrick Rose doesn't have a jump shot.
I just don't see how that meshes.
I don't see how it gels.
I don't see how it works, especially if there's no Kyrie there.
Well, there's definitely not going to be any Kyrie there.
I asked you for the fucking inside scoop.
Give us the scoop, man.
You just said you wanted to hear about who was going to win the fight.
Well, give me that. I want the scoop, man. You just said you wanted to hear about who was going to fight. Well, give me that.
I want the scoop, too,
after the silliness.
Well, I don't...
Kyrie's definitely not going
to be in Cleveland.
You've kind of been wrong
a lot on your basketball predictions.
No, I haven't.
Tell me when.
You said Paul George,
Chris Paul, and Carmelo
would be on the Lakers.
Yeah, because that's
what I was told.
You were wrong.
For now.
What else did you say?
You said Lonzo Ball's trash.
I never said he was trash.
I just said I don't think
he should have been
the number two pick.
You're wrong.
You still think that
he's a better player
than Dennis Smith Jr.?
I think 100% think
the Lakers should take him first.
Okay.
Before Dennis Smith Jr.
Yes.
I do too.
And looking at it business-wise, the press conferences, the attention, the media.
Yeah, I get it.
I'm talking about on the court.
You said Carmelo would not be a Knick at the start of the season.
I still don't think he will.
I'm going to tally up your shit.
I said the Warriors I said the Warriors
Were going to win the championship
They did
Oh come on
You was going with Cleveland
I said the podcast
Would come out on Wednesday
It did
No but you was
You was rolling with Cleveland
You said Cleveland
Yeah nigga LeBron bought my album
I'm rolling with him
Okay
And I did think they would be
And I was wrong
It's okay
It's okay
It's okay to be wrong
Name what I was right about too though
Oh please
I don't care enough
About this basketball.
Fuck it.
But yeah, Kyrie won't be in Cleveland.
He might be here.
He might be in San Antonio.
Not going to San Antonio.
Nobody's taking LaMarcus Aldridge.
You don't know that?
High LaMarcus Aldridge.
You don't know that?
Somebody will take him.
We'll never know who listened to this motherfucker.
For real.
Yo, so do we care about Party Next Door tweeting in all caps that everybody, he has music coming
with everybody that we love?
Kanye.
T-Pain.
T-Pain.
Somebody, Travis Scott.
Neo.
Yep.
Amil.
Really excited.
Amil.
Who else this nigga had?
Bahamadia.
This nigga was just naming motherfuckers.
The Youngsters.
Drag On.
Group Home.
Group Home and Party Next Door.
Party Next Door and Group Home
record would be crazy.
I bet you Party could bring
Group Home back.
Y'all hate me.
I'm not going to doubt them.
I don't doubt Party at all.
Do I want to hear Party and Kanye?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I'm shocked they haven't
worked together yet.
Absolutely I want to hear
Party and Kanye.
One thousand percent
I want to hear that record. I want to hear Party and Kanye. 1,000%. I want to hear that record.
I want to hear Party and anybody only because of Party.
But yeah.
But his choices made like...
But Party and Kanye is like a definite, I need to hear that record.
If he tweeted out a bunch of like, you know, nothing against Quavo.
Party and Quavo, like that's expected.
The names he picked were unique.
Yeah, yeah.
And I liked that part about it.
I didn't expect a Party and Kanye collab
I don't want to hear Party and Quavo
And it's not because them niggas stood up to me mad aggressive
That record would be hard though
Party and Quavo
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Alright so I guess we could just say Party and anybody
That's alright
But that's why I'm asking if we wanted to hear those records
Not because we don't like both the artists
Just chemistry wise
I'm interested
T-Pain and Party makes a lot of sense Neo and Party I'm interested if we wanted to hear those records, not because we don't like both the artists, just chemistry-wise. I'm interested. T-Pain and Party makes a lot of sense.
Neo and Party, I'm interested how that would mesh.
Neo's a genius, too.
Of course.
I'm just curious how they would do it.
That probably would work just fine.
Because T-Pain works with that sound already.
Him and Kanye, I just don't know if I want to hear.
The same way we thought Drake and Kanye was going to sound dope together.
No, I thought the opposite, and I was wrong because I liked that Glow record a lot.
I was wrong.
I didn't want to hear Drake and Kanye because just the tones in their voices I don't think mesh well
before I heard that Glow record, and I heard the Glow record, and I loved it.
So I was wrong about that.
If me and Mo brought you that Watch Out For Me, I'm About To Blow Glow record
as the lead single for our new mixtape Coming out
You wouldn't bump it
If
If it was you and Mo
Instead of Kanye West
And Drake
Yeah
I think you're right
First of all
Me on any record
Is trash
Dumb niggas on there
Sound like me and you
I don't know why
That record was alright
They still sound like
Me and you
Nah
Wait
So who's Drake
And who's Kanye?
What's up?
If y'all get the...
That shit is hard.
Yeah.
It is hard, but is it because of the vocal dominance on there?
No.
Really?
Y'all make me come off a certain way just because y'all be scared to keep it a buck.
These niggas is on their sound.
You mad because niggas like records?
No, I'm saying do they sound like...
Anytime we don't agree with him, he's not keeping it a like records? No I'm saying Do they sound Do they sound like
Not keeping it in a book
Do they sound like
Whitney Houston on a record?
Is that what the fuck I said?
They sound like Whitney Houston
On a record
That's my point
So when I say they sound like
Me and you on a fucking record
Y'all start telling me
They sound like
Belle Biv DeVoe or some shit
That's how I intro'd that
Yeah they really sound like
Marvin Gaye on that shit
I ain't say that
I just said I like the fucking record
he sounded like Drake
Drake sounded like Drake
and Kanye sounded like Kanye
what else do you want them to sound like
you want them to sound like the OJs
now y'all made me mad
you want them to sound like the Whispers
no no no
y'all made me mad now
what are you talking about
what album is that on
uh
it's Pablo
I think
oh yeah
it's on Pablo right
no it's on
it's on the it's on Drake shit you don't even know what it's on it's on the playlist it's on Pablo right? No it's on
It's on Drake shit
You don't even know what it's on
It's on the playlist
It's on Drake shit
On More Life
Alright
Damn it
I had enough of y'all
What's the name of this show?
There it is
Right there
They don't sound like
Whitney Houston
Are they supposed to?
That's how we intro that shit
It's the best vocal performance
I've heard in the last 20 years
He wanted them to sound like fucking...
Watch out for me, I'm about to close.
Me and Maul can 100% do this.
All right, then do it now.
Pull up the instrument.
Maul was in the choir.
I think y'all sleeping on me and Maul.
Hold up now.
That was my point.
They ain't doing something that you and more could do this.
So yes, it sounds hard.
But that don't mean it's not a hard record.
It is hard.
Oh, okay.
I'm only sticking up for us more.
Okay.
That's it.
Rory laughed at us.
I think you trying to sound like that would sound crazy, though.
You would sound nuts.
If Whitney Houston was on this record, I don't think that me and more could do it.
Why does he keep saying Whitney Houston?
No fucking way.
Because I'm telling you. What is your infatuation with Whitney Houston today? Rest in peace, Whitney Houston. Absolutely. Who's sounding like Whitney Houston was on this record, I don't think the Myanmar could do it. Why does he keep saying Whitney Houston? Because I'm telling you.
What is your infatuation with Whitney Houston?
Rest in peace, Whitney Houston.
Absolutely.
Who's sounding like Whitney Houston?
So now you don't want to say rest in peace, Whitney Houston?
I said rest in peace, Whitney Houston.
Absolutely.
Where is this combo going?
But he keeps saying if Whitney, if Whitney, they don't sound like Whitney.
Let me just break some news for you, Joe.
Drake and Kanye are the never.
What I'm saying is pick anybody with a voice.
Frank Ocean, pick anybody with a voice. Frank Ocean,
pick anybody with a voice, and I don't think
we would be able to sound like that.
I think we could sound like
Drake and Kanye West
singing. Do it. Now.
Drake and Kanye aren't
fucking fucked. Drake and Kanye
aren't singers, though, Joe. That's my
fucking point to worry.
What's your point? I'm defending me and you saying we can sound like two niggas that's not singers.
No, but I thought you was trying to say they sound trash.
That wasn't my question.
I thought you was trying to say they sound trash.
They don't though.
I didn't say they sound trash.
I'm befuddled.
I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about right now.
It's a hard record.
OD.
And Drake sounds good.
That's Kanye. I just to get the whole nine.
The whole nine.
That's Kanye.
I just want to hear my part.
Wait a little part.
Oh, my God.
Is this you or is this more?
This is hard.
Yo, y'all like anything nowadays.
I ain't going to lie. This record is dope.
I don't know what the fuck you talking about.
This record is unfinished, and y'all ain't heard it since you played it when this album came out.
This record is dope.
I got to go out with y'all going, and this record is dope.
Oh, okay.
I'm not saying this is played when we're out either, by the way.
That's not played at a party.
It's not a record that you play out in a party or anything like that.
I want to find out how we determine when records are dope.
Because sometimes Maul tells me he hears it out in parties.
No, but that's a dope.
That's an album cut, though.
You know what's funny about you, Maul?
I only even entered this conversation to defend us.
And you're fucking phony
Phony OVO ass
No I thought you was trying to say
That the record wasn't dope
No I'm trying to defend
Our fucking vocal skills
Cause you said they don't sound
They sound like
They don't sound like Whitney
And I'm like
No I was just trying to defend
Our vocal skills more
And that'll be the last time
I ever try to do that
You're right
They sound great
And they can out sing us
They can out sing us
You're right
Joe you singing might not
No you won't sound that good
No I could take Kanye and you could take Drake.
You can't take Kanye.
I could definitely take Kanye.
Pause, but you can't take Kanye.
Pause, yeah, pause.
I can take Kanye.
Singing?
No.
Put some little effect on my shit.
I still don't think you could.
I could, though.
I don't think you could.
Am I writing a song?
You think you could do every record on 8th and Heartbreak and sound the same?
No, because Kanye's voice reaches places that men's voices shouldn't reach. writing a song? You think you could do every record on 808s and Heartbreak's and sound the same? No.
Because Kanye's voice
reaches places
that men's voices
shouldn't reach.
That's not true.
Yes, it is.
You don't get that high.
Yeah, what are you...
What the...
Joe, what the hell
are you talking about?
Kanye's voice doesn't reach
places that men's voices...
There are a bunch of
R&B singers that reach
higher pitches than Kanye.
What are you talking about?
That's what I'm saying.
All right.
I'm just saying, your voice... Are we having mature say-everything-serious talk? Let me know. What are you talking about? That's what I'm saying. All right. I'm just saying your voice.
Are we having mature, say everything serious talk?
Let me know.
No, you just.
Yes, other men have voices that reach that high too, Mo.
You are correct.
You just said Kanye has a voice that men's voices are not supposed to reach.
No, he doesn't.
No, you're right.
My bad.
Okay, so I'm just trying to understand your statement.
I've been offered this, by the way.
I'm just saying you would not sound as good as Kanye.
You're right.
I'm offered this.
That's all I'm saying. You're right. That's all I'm saying, bro. I get've been offered this, by the way. I'm just saying you would not sound as good as Kanye. You're right. I'm offered. That's all I'm saying.
You're right.
That's all I'm saying, bro.
I get you.
We got sleepers, man.
I don't know what more people are going to say.
No, we ain't going into sleepers.
Nah, nah.
We not going into sleepers.
What are we doing?
You two singing glow.
These niggas are serious about everything.
No, he didn't.
No, I don't feel like that.
Because you said that the record sounded like shit.
Mo, we got it.
We got it.
That's all I'm responding to, bro.
I'm just responding to what you said. I'm not bringing nothing up. All right. I have we got it. We got it. That's all I'm responding to, bro. I'm just responding to what you said.
I'm not bringing nothing up.
All right.
I have a sleeper.
I'm saying that you don't sound that good, better than Kanye.
We still didn't cover Power yet.
Yeah, I'm not listening to him because we have sleepers.
You don't cut the show, nigga.
Fuck you.
We're not going back to Nadeska.
Fuck out of here, nigga.
We got mad shit.
So let's talk about Power.
Shit, Ghost about to turn the fuck up
and get, what's the truth?
Truth Nightclub,
that's the name of it?
He about to get it back popping.
That's what he about to do.
And the lawyer's gonna try to fuck Tasha.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
1000%.
He gonna try to hit.
No, Tasha gonna try to fuck him.
Either way.
She was slow with that hug.
She touched his arm
a little longer after the hug.
It was an awkward pause,
an awkward silence, definitely. He do got some rapey vibes after the hug. It was an awkward pause, an awkward silence,
definitely.
He do got some
rapey vibes, though.
No, he got vibes like,
I want to hit that.
He got vibes like that.
When he was in that house,
I kind of felt like
he was going to press
and try some shit.
I'm still sticking with that
being Tommy's father.
The dude in jail.
Yo, stop playing
footsies with me.
What the fuck
Yo what is up today man
This motherfucker bumped into where my foot already was
He was moving I was moving
It ain't like he barely touching my foot
His foot is massaging my whole
His foot is on my knee
My feet are not moving
Only his are moving
So who's playing footsies right now?
My foot is on his knee.
You know how a nigga do it by mistake.
You figure he'll peep it.
He had like the eighth bone.
He had the ninth rub on my knee, my nigga.
Get off of me.
You are the only one that's moving.
My feet are not moving.
You're playing footsies with me.
Get off of me.
First of all, y'all sitting Right across from each other
Now that I'm looking under the table
I don't know how y'all
I keep moving back
Rory keeps putting his whole foot on my chair
My sister not moved at all
Rory do have a lean
Like he's in a recliner
Like he got his legs all the way
Like
Rory's crazy man
Get off of me
It's crazy
Y'all keep moving And then I keep seeing the fucking knit Nike fleece shoe on me.
Get off of me.
I'm like, hey, fucking sneakers on my calf.
Nike fleece shoe.
The fuck is a fleece shoe?
Whatever that fucking fancy Nike is, you got to know.
Oh, my God, man.
Joe is fucking crazy.
I'm crazy.
Yes, man.
Get off of me.
You act like he was like.
I knew you was going to change once your sister gave you the little props at the podcast, though.
Oh, God.
Honestly.
I mean, if we want to get into it...
How I changed?
How?
You're coming in all extra serious today.
Now you fact man.
You done like researched and shit.
What was the fact?
Now you just holding it down for all these different hip hop conglomerates.
Joe, you just don't like when anybody doesn't just beef and shit on somebody.
That's your problem.
Anybody that don't do that with you, that's what you do.
I don't do that.
That's not what I do.
I don't shit and beef with people.
I don't do that.
I'll let you do that.
You're not welcoming me back there.
I think you would sound trash on the globe.
I'm off it.
I'm not even.
I would sound a lot better than you.
Look.
Oh, this is crazy. I would sound a lot better than you Look Oh this is crazy I would sound a lot better than you
How did we get back to the beginning
That's what I was arguing
No but no
I said we could take them
I'm done with you more
I'm saying I would sound better than you
I'm done with you
Draco Kanye
I would sound better than you
We got sleepers
Look
You're back to sleepers
No we don't have sleepers
I'm off of
Power is
Power just like the last two episodes.
They don't heat up to like episode five, six.
I still think it's poor writing.
I think it's poor writing.
Listen, man, I just want to know how Ghost is in jail for murder of a federal agent,
kills a CO, and still gets out.
Ghost is the deadliest nigga ever, man.
Ever.
You can't be in jail for killing a federal agent,
kill a CO while you're in jail,
and the next day be sent home.
Like, come on, man.
Come on.
First of all, I get it.
Ghost is fighting, but he's torn between Jamie,
and he's really ghost.
He has to suppress who he is, and he's paranoid,
and they can never believe he is a street thug.
I get all that.
I do.
You trying to convince me that ghost just took the stand and cross-examination really just had him dead,
but photoed on the stand and he just flipped out on the stand?
Because that's what happened.
Is that what you want me to believe happened?
Him flipping out and killing that CO To me that was like
Alright this is a bit much now
Like come on
Y'all didn't have to put that in there
He could have just beefed with the CO
Exchanged words
He beat his head in with a weight
That was a lot
Like are you serious?
He beat his head in
So he didn't touch the weight
So he leave the weight there
But hang somebody from
So now his handprints are not going to be on the weight?
Like, come on, bro.
It's just shit.
I'm just like...
There's no camera anywhere.
No other CO.
And we in jail.
I want to know what jail that is.
This is what I'm trying to tell you.
They said it was MCC.
Yeah.
Okay.
What else?
There's some more shit
that's going on.
Like, just how they uncovering shit is just trash now.
Proctor went to Angela's house drunk.
That was all she needed to believe.
Then go back to the jail to see ghosts.
Like, come on, man.
How I was approaching the...
Honestly, I think it's...
You know, anytime something is...
And don't get me wrong.
It's still great.
And it's still entertaining as shit. And I't get me wrong It's still great And it's still entertaining It's shit
And I still run to it
Every time it comes out
Well everybody has to
Apologize to Angela
At this point
Because they was killing
Angela for the last three
Right
Since last year
Fucking so
They was killing Angela
Everybody online
I don't like that either
Like really
It took you
It took you now
To just go look
At the surveillance tapes I don't like anything about it That was really? It took you now to just go look at the surveillance tapes?
I don't like anything about it.
That was the only part I really hated.
I was like, nope.
You're just now looking at the surveillance tape.
Oh, shit, Ghost didn't even walk over there.
Oh, wow, Angela.
Brilliant detective work there.
You felt like the judge felt.
That's exactly how the judge felt.
The judge was like, wait, what?
So nobody.
So then Angela takes the stand.
Oh, all this is spoiler alerts,
by the way.
They didn't see it by the way.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Spoiler alert.
Listen, so then Angela
takes the stand
and flips on the prosecution team
and now the judge is mad
and throws everything out
and now goes to his home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how it goes.
That's what you tell me.
And it's a dead CO.
Courtney.
Courtney.
Courtney.
What's her last name?
Courtney Simpson?
It's a dead CO in the weight room.
Courtney Kim. Courtney. Courtney. Listen her last name? Courtney Simpson That's a dead CO in the weight room Courtney Kim Courtney
Courtney
Listen man
Honestly
It's a dead CO in the weight room
That's all I'm saying
And the weapon is still
The weapon is still laying right there
And ghost is home
How many cell phones
Do Tommy's dad get to have in there?
So you do think that's Tommy's dad?
Or Holly's dad Or Holly's dad Someone tweeted me that theory That that was Tommy's dad get to have in there. So you do think that's Tommy's dad? Or Holly's dad.
Or Holly's dad.
Someone tweeted me that theory, that that was Holly's dad.
They tweeted me that theory, too, and I stole it from them.
Holly's dad?
I don't see how that would be Holly's dad.
Well, he's trying to get in touch with Tommy to tell him he killed his daughter.
Yeah, you killed my daughter, nigga.
You know what I mean?
You work for me now from the inside.
So do y'all think That that was him That text Tommy
To go to Chicago
Nah
Didn't someone call him
It was a text
I don't know
I was fucking during that part
Thanks man
Do we have sleepers
Have y'all watched
Do we have sleepers
Have y'all watched Ozark yet
Ozark is hard
Nah
I finished it today
You gotta watch it
When you leave the corner
Watch it from your phone
When you leave the corner
Yo let me tell you
Yo let me tell you something
Now let me get into my shit
Wait oh now
You getting into your shit
Listen
I thought you was
In your shit already
Yo listen
First of all from the live show
Joe is
Let me just say
Things that I've learned about Joe
Oh boy
Wait you learned more about me
I've learned so much about you How I didn't really say none of the live show you're a hater
but i'm gonna tell you what you do that's what you just learned no you're hating but you're
the hater that puts lol at the end of it like you'll say some hated shit that's a bar and then
put lol because you might no it is funny but the hate is funny no but we got to call out the hate
like you're definitely the guy like if you loan somebody something to wear.
No way.
No way.
I hold it down.
Get the fuck.
Joe, don't do that.
I do.
No, no, you don't.
We can't have the same assessment of each other.
No.
Wait, you think I'm like that?
No, you're not a hater.
Oh, all right.
But you're definitely like that.
Like, you're definitely loaning your man a jacket.
I never, no.
Never did it.
Joe, I've seen you do it.
You never saw me do that.
You're lying right now. That is a lie. You would have to pull up video evidence of that no no no it's I can tell you a situation
you want me to tell the story for real it's not it's not serious if it's serious I'm just
no it's not serious it's more funny because I was like it's supposed to be my man I want to hear
that all right so boom this is who you are This is why I say
You're the guy that
And I objected this already
No
This is why I say
You're the guy that
Let a guy hold his jacket
And then when his girl's
Come on man
Don't spill that
On my jacket
Don't spill that
On my jacket
You'll do that
Alright I'm listening
Cause you've done that
So
I forgot where we was at
So already
Your credibility
Is a little fuzzy
Not where we was at
I forgot where we were going
We were going somewhere
To Maryland And this is No definitely To a picnic Your credibility is a little fuzzy. I forgot where we were going. We were going somewhere.
To Maryland.
No, definitely not Maryland.
To a picnic.
And you said something like, oh, this is when you had just got your bins.
You had just got your bins.
So he's feeling himself a little bit.
Yeah, he had a little glow to him.
See, you know what I'm saying?
The first one.
The four-door one. Not the coupe. The four-door one. Well, I had one back in the day You know what I'm saying? The first one. The four-door one.
Not the coupe.
The four-door one.
Well, I had one back in the day, too.
I'm not talking about that one.
So we was going somewhere, and I went to pick up.
I forgot who was riding with us, who was going out with us.
But we were all going out.
So you know me, right? I'm like, all right, I'm going to go pick them up.
I'll come back, whatever, whatever.
So I'm in the truck.
Pull up Joe like yeah
We just waiting for
So and so to pull up
And then we all out
I was like alright cool
So you know
I'm in the car
There's girls in the car
Whatever we all
Just sitting there talking
Sounds like we gotta
Have a great time
So Joe
Mind you we had
Just met these girls
Oh man
So Joe banging on the car
You know what I'm saying
Like this
Trying to impress them
He was making a beat Doing something Just being Joe Just you know Just being Joe what I'm saying like this Trying to impress them He was making a beat
Doing something
Just being Joe
Just you know
Just being Joe
So I'm just sitting there
I'm on my phone
I was so trash
So then
You still do that now
So then Shorty was like
Shorty was like
Like damn
Like you gonna
You gonna put a dent in the hood
Or something she said like that
Something to that extent
And Joe was like
So what
I don't give a fuck
It's my car So Joe was like, so what? I don't give a fuck. It's my car.
So I was like, but damn, you ain't had to put all that out there.
You ain't had to let her know all of that.
Damn, you that friend?
I don't have the people's court theme here.
This is a little homie courtish.
That's the type of dude he is.
Time out.
Who would know?
And there would have been a chick in there feeling me.
She might have thought it was my choice.
She might have gave me Some ass on the strip
I don't think that
Falls under that by the way
He's volunteering
Can I be clear
I don't think that
Falls under that
Get the fuck out of here man
You're going to think
That you're on the defense
That's not true
I don't think that
Falls under that
How
Tell me how
Explain
Intent
Intent don't mean
Shit really
You know what I'm saying
You know what I'm saying shit I'm saying
he gonna go back
to that
this is what I mean
okay go ahead
when you give the example
of
cause I know niggas
that do this
you're one of them
pardon me sir
okay go ahead
I know niggas
that do this where
you
well not anymore
of course
but back in the day
where you loan a nigga
an article of clothing
then you get around
some girls
and you try to pop fly
voluntarily you don't know what's gonna come out this nigga mouth gotta be on edge a little bit where you loan a nigga an article of clothing, then you get around some girls and you try to pop fly voluntarily.
You don't know what's going to come out this nigga mouth.
It's got to be on edge a little bit.
So when you say that, I thought I'm like,
I'm like, no, I've never been that guy.
If you go pick some chicks up, just whatever,
and they come back and now the bitch is getting fly,
and I respond to her, that's not me calling out.
She didn't get fly.
She didn't get fly.
She was more so like smiling.
I'm going to put a dent in my car.
She was saying like, damn, you're going to put a dent.
See what I'm saying?
Bitch, who are you talking to?
See?
See?
See, that has zero to do with Maul.
I think I win this one, man.
I can get a jury of my peers.
I can get 10 or 12.
Nobody's going to agree with you.
Now I think about it.
You don't really empower your homeboys when bitches is around.
You kind of put them down. He's a hater. Now I think about it, you don't really empower your homeboys when bitches is around. You kind of put them down.
He's a hater.
Now I think about it.
He's a hater.
There's no empowerment.
Joe is a hater.
Oh, all right.
Joe is a hater.
He's a hater.
We rolling with the juice.
But I know that, so it doesn't bother me, because I know that's just him.
But he can't sit here and say he's not a hater.
He can't sit here and say he don't do shit like that when you do.
I'm all this crazy.
I can't even, you can't sit in and say he don't do shit like that when you do. I'm all this crazy. I can't even,
you can't even make
these accusations.
And I can't speak on it
because I'm such a real nigga.
I can't speak on it.
I can't speak on it.
I've never hated on no nigga.
I can't speak on it.
You can speak on it.
No, I can't speak on it.
I've never hated on nobody.
To speak on it would bring me.
And especially if women is around,
I'm big niggas up.
I've never hated on somebody
when a female was around.
I'm not saying
that you are a hater.
I'm saying
you can't say that about me.
I damn near
lead the league in assists.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Chris.
Wait, wait, wait.
That don't mean you're not a hater.
Somebody.
That don't mean you're not a hater.
I'm a hater
while I'm giving the oop?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Listeners.
You'll throw the oop.
YouTube listeners.
You'll throw the oop,
but you'll throw it to where
I gotta go get it
That's hate
You could've just put it
Right in front of the rim
But you the nigga
That's gonna throw it
Till I gotta reach back for it
He lied
Don't act like niggas
Don't
Y'all niggas worship him
I'm not rolling fam
And if he give you a oop
He gonna take full credit for it
Lie
You gonna have to go get it
Yeah
You gonna throw it in traffic
Yo I lead the league
In the oops
My girl's mad
I lead the league In assists She mad girl is mad I lead the league in assists.
She's mad about it.
I don't know if you lead the league.
When was your last time?
You've thrown assists, but I don't know if you lead the league.
When was my last?
Recently.
Very recently my last assist was.
I give him out.
Mo knows this.
That's why I can't believe that he's making this case.
No, no, no. I don't even believe That he's making this case No no no
I don't even see
How both points can stand
But no no
But you
I'm not saying that you don't
Introduce niggas to women
And all of that
I'm not saying that
I put niggas in the best scenario
To win
I'm not saying you don't
But I'm saying also in that
You make them earn the buckets though
You going to hate dude
You going to hate somewhere
Somewhere it's going to be some hate
But I know that you my man so
it's like i can't continue to allow these false narratives to be pushed man this is crazy it's
not i would never joe i would never say it if it wasn't true at the end of the day shorty never
asked at the live show at the live show you hate it i don't know why i love them all i'm like yo
that's hate that's a question that's a question that is a question That man just said I've been asking people that
Since 07
You've been hating since 07
That's not
What you talking about
That's not
Oh they loving mall
So let me ask this
I've been asking people
About mall
No no no no no
You missing what I'm saying though
That's why I said
You'll hate but you'll put LOL on it
Oh that's
I'm not rolling
Mall's a whack
Mall's a whack
It's the truth though
Rory
Rory no that's why He's sitting there like, yeah, yeah.
I've been in that situation.
Rory can't ever talk about nothing because Rory has like a cloak on him.
Damn, you a hater to Rory?
So Rory just shut up.
No, no, no, no.
I'm quiet because Joe could bury me with some of the shit he saved me from.
That's why I don't like Maul.
I don't like Maul because I can't really kick it With Maul like I want to
My baby listening and shit
But you wanna play
Alright
What you mean?
Alright
I'm gonna give a guest on here
I'm gonna give a guest on here
Gladly
We're gonna get to the bottom of this
Bro I don't have
Don't think I'm taking
These charges in stride
Okay
I ain't
I'm fighting these
All of these
You can't fight it Joe
Cause you did it
That was hate If I did that to you I would be a h fight it Joe Cause you did it That was hate
If I did that to you
I would be a hater
That would be some hating shit
That would be some hating shit
I would have to live up
I would have to own that
That's hate
That's hate if somebody don't know me
Joe just doesn't think it's hate
Because he knows
Generally that
Y'all are really good friends
So he doesn't think it's hate
He know I'm not
Am I hating on Maul
Not saying that you're hating
I'm just saying you do hater shit But it's like It's you So it's like You know I'm not bothered Am I hating on Maul? Not saying that you're hating. And it's not him. I'm just saying you do hate her shit, but it's you.
So it's like you know I'm not bothered by it.
That's funny to hate.
It is.
You're right.
But it's still hate.
In certain situations, it's true.
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
It is funny, but it's still hate is what I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm not saying I got mad.
I was like, watch her do that.
No, I don't give a fuck.
Check this out.
Hold up now.
Hold up.
This is big here.
Pause.
You're opening Pandora's box.
Are we going to start tallying up friend hate?
I'm going to point it out.
Yeah.
I think that would be fun.
Actually, I think that would be fun because then it would be clean cut.
Niggas opening Pandora's box.
Hey, let me tell you this much.
If we start tallying up friend hate, I think I'm on the lower percentile in the group chat.
No.
No way.
I'm not counting niggas like Karan and Parks.
No way.
No way.
Sorry.
Hi, Karan and Parks.
So who would be the biggest hater in the
group chat i have a name but he's not in the group chat we talk about the group chat yeah
you just said the group chat but he wasn't a group chat oh yeah no no no i don't know i'm
done with you do we have sleep i'm done with done with you Maul Do we have sleepers?
Oh my god
Are you serious?
You're not
You're not saying
I hate Maul
The person that we talking about
Maul don't do that
You can't even
Alright
We gonna sleeper
Wait wait
We might be talking about
Two different people
Oh yeah
I'm trying to think about
Who's not in the chat
You better think about it then
Damn it
Anyways
You know who he talking about?
Yeah I think
Come on Maul
And he's not wrong
Of course I'm not wrong.
He's never hated on me, but I've seen him hate before.
My hate is like fake friendly hate, man.
Some of you niggas is real haters.
Not in the chat no more?
Yeah, no.
Is it only one person it could be?
Or is it like multiple people that's not in the chat?
I only have one name in mind.
I don't have any.
We hating right now.
Who is it?
Say the name.
Fuck.
What the fuck we being so secret secret squirrel about?
Nigga, say the name.
No, no.
Is it Vern?
No, we ain't going to talk about murder ain't.
Oh, boy.
That's a darker criminal link.
I want to know who the hater is.
That just establishes a darker and deeper criminal link.
Do we have sleepers?
I'm looking for a sleeper.
Do y'all have one ready to go?
Oh, yeah, I do.
Hey, and if you're listening out there, I think Mall Sleeper is going to be amazing.
Oh, that's funny.
Y'all want to, now we're going to, I want to uplift now.
Oh, that's funny.
I'm going to uplift everybody.
Now you trying to clean up?
Yeah, I want to uplift.
I don't want none of my friends to ever think that I hate.
Is this funny, man?
No, no, no. No, it's funny that I hate. It's just funny, man. No, no, no.
It's funny because I know-
It's not funny to me.
I have too much integrity to even be joked about in that manner.
And only because you think that it's niggas in our group chat that you think I'm in the
name that me and Rory think about.
You think I hate more now?
You got to be fucking kidding me, man.
Let me see.
I can't wait for y'all to tell me who y'all talking about.
Do y'all have somebody? I said yeah. Oh, well, here man Let me see I gotta I can't wait for y'all to tell me Who y'all talking about Do y'all have somebody?
I said yeah Oh we'll hear
Let me find somebody
Y'all remember Candy Jams?
On our Twitter?
What happened to Candy Jams?
You nigga
I happened to her
Oh wait
No
No
I'm kidding
See
I'm joking
That's corny See that I'm joking That's corny
See that's corny
That's corny
Nah don't do that
You can't be that
Don't be that guy
Don't turn into that guy
You're not turning into that guy
See that's why you can't
Kick it with your mans
I can't say I'm making a joke
That's why you can't
Kick it with your mans
Cause then niggas get extra
You know what I mean
I was just saying
I thought niggas knew
We were joking before
I don't know
I knew it was
I knew it was jokes
But I'm just saying It's hate with LOL on it.
That's the first thing I said.
No, but that's not really LOL, though.
Oh, my God.
That's like fake LOL.
No, that's LOL.
That's like.
It's hate with LOL.
Nah.
It's hate with LOL.
Hate with LOL.
I do like to hate with LOL.
Absolutely.
So now he agreeing with what I'm saying.
But that's my friend.
That's who you love to do it with. You LOL your friends. You with LOL. Absolutely. So now he agreeing with what I'm saying. But that's my friend. That's who you love to do it with.
You LOL your friends.
You hate LOL your friends.
You don't hate LOL niggas you don't fuck with.
You hate LOL your crew.
I get it.
That's who you should hate LOL with.
But I get it.
But I'm just pointing it out to you.
In the right circumstances.
All right.
Well, let me say this.
I would hope that none of my friends think that I really hate them.
No, I know you're not hating on me for real.
I just said you hate and put LOL on the end of it.
If anything, you hate on us.
I said we would body them niggas on the globe.
Here we go.
All right.
I played this kid maybe like six months ago.
His name's Kyle Dion.
He has a new song called Cool Side of the Pillow.
And now he's on tour
with Henny Palooza.
Shit. Tell me we're over now Then you're drunk in my hood Call me up talking
Can I come over now?
That's when I say yes
Tell you to slide through
And I know I can't contain myself
So I barely try to
That's when I say yes
When I say no
Cause I'd rather be with you tonight and then miss you tomorrow
Got me in my head right now
I can't believe it
Lying next to me in bed right now
How can I sleep here?
I'm getting lost in you again right now
Don't wanna let you go
It's like you're on the cold side
Cold side of the pillow We are now at Upper Session Road These lights, fancy days Turn to endless nights
Back and forth, I toss away
Glacier eyes, they gave it all away Skin against wine
Love taking the long way
Say that you're done
This time's for real now
That's when you hit me up
Say you're roommates away
Are you in town?
That's when I say yes
Can't have what's inside you
And I know I can't contain myself
So I barely try to
That's when I say yes
I wish I could say no
Cause I'd rather be with you tonight than broken tomorrow
You got me in my head right now, I can't believe it
You're lying next to me in bed right now, I'm getting sleepy
I'm getting lost in you again right now
Don't wanna let you go
It's like you're on the cool side
It's like you're on the cool side
Cool side of the pillow
Cool side
Kyle D on Cool Side of the Pillow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And then I'm listening to your song, and I'm like, that sounds pretty good. And that's Count Dion.
So I still don't know what I'm doing, by the way.
All right, I'm going to play, this is Jermaine Elliott.
This is Come Here.
You never played it, did you, Roy?
I don't think so.
I know this record, though. I don't think I played it.
You know, I'm still resting in that big way 600. Come outside, come outside for me Take this ride, take this ride with me Call your friends, call your friends, ride them Tell them come, tell them come right now
Is she with your best friend that you'll be with on the weekend?
Cause her heart's too bad, you know she stay up on the east end
She be on my line, I told her they be when she need it
Now mama conceited
She got a reason to come get her right now
Come get her, sorry I'm a conceited She got a reason to come get it right now
Come get it Saudi
Come get it Saudi
Come get it, come here
Come get it Saudi
Come get it Saudi
Come get it Saudi
She said come to the 6 right now
She said you know I been waiting on you I ain't been in the V-Rod now I'm with them girls, I've been asking for you, baby
Tell them I'm on my way Leaned up, sit sideways
Gotta hear them saying right beside me Like a shirt, did it my way, girl, you
You know that every time we link it together, it's gon' be a party
I know that every time I see you I gotta touch it girl I'm sorry
Don't listen to these other niggas they talkin' and runnin' them games, bae
You and I, nothing gon' change, bae
So come get it right now
Come get it Saudi
Come get it Saudi
Come get it, come here
Come get it Saudi Come get it, sell it
Come get it, sell it
Come get it
Come outside, come outside for me
Take this ride, take this ride with me
Call your friends, call your friends right now
Tell them I'm gone, tell them I'm gone right now
Is it with your best friend her best for naturally on the weekend
Cause her hair too bad, you know she stay up on the east end
She be on my line, I told her it be when she need it
Now mama conceited, she got a reason
That's Jermaine Elliott, come here
Come here Joe, do you have sleepers?
Dudes love telling chicks to come to the 6 right now. We gotta find a cool number to call in New York. We the two? The seven? The eight? The one?
The nine?
Come to the nine.
We would be so whack if we did that.
Come to the nine.
Whatever you guys are doing, I don't want to interrupt.
Yo, Joe is so fucking corny, man.
Oh, shit.
Why'd I take this thing off I just don't wanna interrupt
Oh boy
Alright
My bad Joe
You're not a hater Joe
I don't wanna hate on the conversation
I don't wanna hate on the conversation Chris
Jesus man
The fuck
Oh man
This is a young lady
By the name of Ella May
I think this is Mustard's artist
I think
Don't quote me on that
The name of this song is Found.
This is off her EP Change.
This is her older EP.
She has a newer EP out, but I like this song.
I think the newer EP is called Ready, but this song is called Found You Is Hard. Didn't know I would fall like this each and every morning
Can't wait to kiss your lips now
I ain't looking for another one
No need, you got everything I want
Just keep giving me love, giving me love, giving me love
In the madness of this world
I'm glad I found you When my heart don't seem to work
It's your turn to get hard, get hard out there Put your arms, put your arms right there Oh, you don't have to say why I'm glad I found you
I'm glad I found you
I'm glad I found
Something I can build on
You're rocking, I see you sing
Even when the sun gone
You bring the light of your love to my land, oh
I ain't looking for another one No need, you got everything I want
Just keep giving me love, giving me love, giving me love In the madness of this world
I'm glad I found you
When my heart don't seem to work
It's your turn to
Make it hard, make it hard out there
Put your arms, put your arms right here
Oh, you don't have to say a word I'm glad I found
Someone worth the effort Someone worth the time
Water in the desert I'm glad I found
Good amongst the evil Simple in its prime
Warm in my equal I'm glad I found you. Yeah.
I'm glad I found you.
Yeah.
I'm glad I found you.
That was Found You.
That's Ella Mai.
I like that record.
I want to say rest in peace, Chester Bennington.
We didn't even touch on it.
The lead singer from Lincoln Park,
who took his life, committed suicide.
My prayers and condolences to his family, his loved ones,
his friends, and all of the Lincoln fans,
Lincoln Park fans out there. There were plenty of people showing their love just for him over socials
over the weekend when the story broke.
Again, mental health.
Mental health.
You want to feed your mind, feed your spirit.
You want to feed your soul.
You want to be internally healthy at all times
uh and if you are not uh oh shit let me turn this off uh and if you are not
uh i don't remember now because that song just threw me off
and i was about to go into a talk space
so i won't do that but uh Yeah my prayers and condolences
Out to Chester Bennington
And shout out to the story
That will break tomorrow
That
Hasn't happened yet
Just cause that always happens
We forgetting anything out there?
Wild Thoughts just went platinum
Back to our summer
Song cover
Kendrick Lamar's album
Is double platinum
Damn
Is it really? I think it's double platinum That's album is double platinum damn is it really
I think it's double
platinum
that's great
I heard his tour
is great too
what's going on
right now
heard nothing
but good things
oh yeah the
Kendrick tour
was on
it stopped in
Brooklyn
Sunday
yeah
we didn't touch
on it
anything happen
fun
I don't think
anything in
particular
but the people
I know that went
said it was great
yeah I heard everybody
just saw a clip of him
reenacting Kill Bill
with a ninja on stage I thought it was dope yeah that was kind of fire he might be the first hip-hop artist to do that
right am i right having like a real one stage swinging a sword around it definitely not video
why he was getting his bars off you thought that was dope i thought it was dope good no no no i'm
saying i'm glad he thought that was dope it's similar to a plan I was thinking in my head
about next time I came to Maul's house.
I was definitely bringing a ninja with me
to do all those same moves on Maul in his room.
Let's see if it's dope then.
In his room?
I'm saying on stage.
I'm going to do Pump It Up.
And the ninja nigga is going to be stabbing the shit out of Maul
every time I say poof.
Every time you say what?
Puh Let's see if you think
The ninja is dope then
What's wrong with you man?
I'm out
What's wrong with this nigga man?