The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 129 | "Um"
Episode Date: September 20, 2017Kevin Hart, Triple G, Hip Hop Honors, KD, Kyrie, and more! Sleeper Picks of the Week: Mal: V Don x Lil Eto Ft. Meyhem Lauren "High" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxFiGPS-Ck Rory: Kevin Ross "Don'...t Go" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kFncdOdHIw Joe: Sabrina Claudio "Belong To You" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eug7Qv8iKY
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My old thing for the off the back.
Yeah, I got to come to Henny Palooza's just to watch Drunk Ice because that's worth the admission price.
If you think I've never seen Drunk Ice before in my life.
No, no, I'm saying in that setting.
I think we got some settings to beat Henny Palooza where Ice has performed.
I have video on my phone of Drunk Ice.
Yo, Ice.
Serenading a young lady.
Ice is single now,
so we should be able
to tell these stories, right?
Is he?
I don't want to throw
one of those.
Oh, yeah, we don't.
You never know.
I don't know.
How come you never know
when niggas are single?
What's up with you niggas, man?
You know I'm single.
That is true.
All right, let me see here.
Mom.
You have no idea
how funny this is. This is funny. I i'm laughing now i ain't even placed yet
all right mic check mic check no no no microphone check one two one two microphone check one two one
two we are back i was damn sure about to say i'll name this podcast later did y'all see that there's
a will name this podcast later yeah i didn'tall see that there's a will name this podcast later?
Yeah, I didn't think we were going to fucking give them any shine.
Of course we are.
I'm going to shoot them niggas when I say that.
That shit will be going tomorrow.
Jessica and Jimmy?
I think that's their names.
Jimmy?
Jessica and something.
Jimmy took over y'all's shit?
Wait, what?
Oh, my God.
Jessica and something.
It's a guy and a girl.
I will fuck Jimmy up.
Will name this podcast later. Yeah, I don't want to plug car. I will fuck Jimmy up. We'll name this podcast.
Yeah,
I don't want to plug them.
They won't get that far.
Yeah,
that's horrible.
Fuck that,
I'm not plugging them niggas.
Niggas might go look
for that shit now.
That's what I was saying.
I didn't bring that shit up.
Rewind,
rewind,
Park.
We'll start from here.
All right.
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Episode 129
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To my left is Rory
A.K.A. McGregor
A.K.A. Canelo anyone that's boxed in the last three
months you mad niggas you were somebody else on channel id me and sim was watching but anyway
every light-skinned person with a beard though so that's true too uh i'm mad niggas i'm you know
what's funny i'm niggas that don't even look like me niggas call me swiss i don't look anything like
swiss that's a bit of a reach but for joke purposes
that's kind of funny whatever it works to my left is worried uh to my right is mall
to my uh at at what is this two o'clock or one o'clock at two o'clock it's parks at what is this
ten o'clock at ten o'clock is chris chris has got really snazzy clothes on today very trendy a lot
of zippers on the shirt uh shout out to the YouTube viewership, everybody
watching there. Yeah, this guy's got
man, what's up with this shirt?
Is that a pocket? Do you unzip that part?
Wait. You expose
your titties that way?
That is a nice shirt. Oh, no, no.
No, no, no.
Wait, that is a nice shirt though.
But wait, is that a pocket?
Is that a pocket? Oh, wait, is that a pocket? Is that a pocket?
Oh, it's not even a pocket?
Oh, man.
Zara got a chill.
Zara don't even get it.
That shit is gnarly.
That ain't even a fucking pocket.
Anyway, Chris's shirt is real nice.
Shout out to everybody on YouTube, and we rocking.
How's everybody doing?
Y'all good?
Wonderful.
Good.
I feel like it's been a long week.
I've been anxiously awaiting this podcast Me too
I wanted to do one over the weekend
I swear to God
Me too
I'm serious
Me too
Why you ain't hear me then?
We could have kicked it
Yeah, no, we just keep the same shit
Oh, shit, man
More content is more content
God damn it
But what were you so passionate about?
I was trying to
Let me just fill you in on a secret
We were trying to guess What you were passionate about? I was trying to Let me just fill you in on a secret We were trying to guess
What you were passionate about
I saw your tweet about you needing
Seven minutes
You just need seven minutes alone
That's it
And not deal with a thing
And not answer the phone
That's it
So I said what the fuck is more
I want to fucking
Yap about
Just a lot of clown shit going on out here
It's like a war between
Like the cornballs and the real niggas man
And it needs to be addressed.
Well, let me help you.
Real niggas have lost that war.
Right.
Ten years ago.
A long time ago.
Wait, most of the internet
came out.
It was over.
Shit is crazy, bro.
Mall is just getting the memo
that we lost that.
I mean, it's just,
I'm sick of it, though.
I'm just sick of it.
I watched it for a while
and I just sat back
and I don't really say shit.
I'm just sick of it.
There's too many corny niggas
out here running around and just, they need to beas out here running around and they need to be checked.
Niggas need to be checked.
Oh, damn.
I was about to segue, but do we want to start so aggressively?
No, no, no.
We're going to get into that later.
We'll get into it later.
We're going to get into that later.
Yeah, that was...
Damn, I have goosebumps now.
Jesus.
I can't wait to hear it.
You just finished saying that you hate when niggas call you and say...
No, we're going to get into it, but we ain't
gonna start with that. Alright, alright, cool.
Rory, how are you? I'm wonderful. How are you?
I'm well. There was no Henny Palooza
anything anywhere, right, this weekend?
No, no, there was not. We was chilling.
Oh, no, you was at...
Oh, you had a busy weekend. Oh, no, I was out.
I was definitely out. I just wasn't at Henny Palooza.
Okay. I did Meadows Friday,
so Hove again okay which
which was better his sets are certainly improving uh with the new i mean of course he knows his old
hits but with the new 444 shit definitely better than uh made in america okay this tour is gonna
be worth a ticket purchase when does that start the tour it's a good question. I don't know.
I think maybe October.
I also recently saw that there's a Cam tour happening.
Hmm?
A Cam Ron tour?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Cam just put up dates.
I'm going to try to make the T-neck show.
Interesting.
Yeah, I want to see that.
There's a lot to discuss.
I don't even know where to start guys Let me pull up the list
To see where we can begin
We need to pray for Kevin Hart
That's all I'm gonna say
I don't know if we
Do we wanna start with Kevin Hart?
I don't know if I wanna start
Let's start Hip Hop Honors
Did y'all watch the Hip Hop Honors?
I'm not starting with the fucking Hip Hop
What type of cornball are you?
See?
What do you wanna end with that?
No
That's your final joke?
Is the Hip Hop Honors? No I don't wanna start with that? No. That's your final joke is the hip hop honors?
No, I don't want to start with the fucking hip hop honors.
I only even caught the hip hop honors because it tailed loving hip hop.
And I want to talk about that too.
Let's talk about the fight.
Maul, who owes who money in this bed of ours?
You owe me money.
How do you think that was going to end?
Because you know that wasn't a split.
118 to 110 was fucking ridiculous.
Triple G definitely won that, but it was a phenomenal fight.
He won the fight, man.
That was bullshit.
But I get it.
Vegas has to win.
They just gave McGregor and Mayweather all that money a couple weeks ago.
They need to rematch.
They definitely need to rematch.
I get it.
But come on.
118 to 110 is fucking ridiculous, man.
Who owes who money?
You owe me money.
You know that Triple G won that fight.
I saw your tweets.
I know where you were leaning during the fight.
I know how you was feeling.
You know that Triple G was winning that fight.
You know that.
But it was a split.
It was, I mean, the refs say,
but you know in your heart,
when you woke up this morning
and looked in the mirror,
you know Triple G won that fight.
I have no idea what's in my heart.
You know Triple G won that fight. That line doesn't affect's in my heart. You know Triple G won that fight.
That line doesn't affect me.
I'm all out.
Let's just be real.
You my man.
It's split.
We can go to the rematch.
We can double down on the rematch.
Okay, so my new question, since you want to tap dance, Gregory Hines, in a split, who
owes who money?
I'm not asking you about our opinion on who won the fight.
In a split, nobody owes nobody money.
I just want to be perfectly clear and have that document.
But you know
that Triple G won that fight.
Listen.
You have two eyes and a brain.
You saw the fight.
That's a matter of opinion.
Yeah, I'm not trying to argue
with you about opinions.
I'm just not trying to do that.
I just want to go on what we,
you know what,
let's put our biases,
that's a word, right?
Yeah.
Or is it bias?
I think bias is plural and singular.
Yeah, I think so too.
I think so too.
I wasn't in school that day when they went over there.
I still can't do long division to this day.
I think Rory's right.
Fucking, you know, bias aside, this was a great fight.
It was a great fight.
This was a really, really, really good fight.
And it's funny, as we speak about this, look, Happy Trails, Adelaide Bird, they're getting
her the fuck out of here.
118 to 110
is ridiculous, man.
That was crazy.
Yeah, but that don't mean
that Triple G won the fight.
I got mad sexist remarks.
I thought it was
a pretty even fight.
I'm only a casual boxing fan.
I thought it was...
How was it an even fight
when Triple G landed
way more punches?
But they were little punches.
I had it around 8-6
as far as rounds.
Floyd Mayweather wins every fight throwing those same little jabs.
He doesn't win on power punches.
Floyd Mayweather doesn't knock anybody out.
He wins on points.
Just tapping you, that's a point.
So now when Triple G does it, it's a draw?
Man, Triple G was getting his ass kicked.
I don't know what fight you saw.
What?
Triple G was getting fucked up.
His ass kicked?
He just also was fucking up homeboy.
Come on, man.
Stop it. He was definitely not getting his ass kicked. He took a lot of big hits, though. He wasn up. His ass kicked. He just also was fucking up homeboy. Come on, man. Stop it.
He was definitely not getting his ass kicked.
He took a lot of big hits, though.
He wasn't getting his ass kicked, man.
Oh, maybe you didn't see his face after the fight.
I don't know what fight you saw.
Did you see Floyd's face after the Pacquiao fight?
Yeah.
Did you see his mouth?
He had to sip Coca-Cola through a straw.
Yo, Maul, I don't know what chick of yours Floyd fucked.
You got it out for Floyd.
I don't care about Floyd.
I'm just saying it.
Why we always bring up Floyd? Because it's okay when it happens to Floyd. I don't care about Floyd. I'm just saying. Why we always bring up Floyd?
Because it's okay when it happens to Floyd.
People don't talk about it.
But when it happened to Triple G, he lost the fight.
Look at his face.
Look at Floyd's face after the Pacquiao fight.
I'm just saying Canelo still looked club ready.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay.
So what does that mean?
That means he didn't lose the fight?
A lot of fighters after they fight Floyd look club ready.
Floyd wins the fight.
None of them ever look club ready after a Floyd fight.
Name one person who looks club ready.
People look fucked up after they win the fight?
Come on, man.
You know what I'm saying about club ready?
Club ready means not a scratch on you.
All right, what boxing match you know that not a scratch on you?
Every single Floyd fight,
I look after the fight
and say,
damn,
Floyd can go right
to the club right now.
He look like that
after the Pacquiao fight?
I was going to say.
Yeah.
No, he didn't.
Nigga probably went to the club.
No, he didn't.
No, I'm sure he went to the club
after every one of them.
His mouth was sitting
all the way in California.
You the only nigga
that has Pacquiao.
His whole mouth was swollen.
You're the only person
that has Pacquiao
winning that fight.
I never said Pacquiao
won the fight. I'm just saying, Floyd Mayweather's mouth was swollen. You're the only person that has Pacquiao winning that fight. I never said Pacquiao won the fight.
I'm just saying Floyd Mayweather's mouth was fucked up.
He was at the press conference after the fight sipping Coke through a straw.
You might be the only person I know that even brings up Pacquiao still.
Okay.
What does that mean?
What does that have to do with this fight?
What I'm saying about this fight, you just said Triple G got fucked up.
He didn't get fucked up.
I'm saying I wasn't mad at the split.
I don't agree.
I didn't get the split because Triple G is a knockout artist. He didn't get fucked up. I'm saying I wasn't mad at the split. I don't agree.
They gave him a split because Triple G
is a knockout artist.
He didn't knock him out.
For the sport of boxing,
I wasn't mad at the split at all.
They need part two,
especially with where
boxing is right now.
You could get a rematch
if somebody won.
You could still get a rematch
if somebody won the fight.
Yeah, but the rematch
makes much more sense
after a draw.
You don't have to.
There's way more money
coming in.
It doesn't have to be a draw
to have a rematch.
I don't know where people get that from. No, I agree with you, but you don't think there's more money if it's after a draw. You don't have to. There's way more money coming in. It doesn't have to be a draw to have a rematch. I don't know where
people get that from.
No, I agree with you,
but you don't think
there's more money
if it's after a draw?
No.
There's a lot more suspense
after a draw.
No, it's a lot more suspense
after this draw
because people know
that this wasn't a draw.
All right,
you proved my point.
They were booing Canelo
after the fight.
I don't know what fight
you saw.
Maybe the fight
was on FX.
I don't know. I don't know what fight you saw. Where were they booing Canelo after the fight. I don't know what fight you saw. All right. Maybe the fight was on FX. All right. I don't know.
I don't know what fight you saw.
Where were they booing Canelo after the fight?
When he was speaking in the ring after the fight.
You're right.
They did boo him a little bit.
Yeah, I know I'm right.
They booed him.
I didn't know if they were booing him.
They booed him because they know he lost the fight.
He lost that fight.
It was more of a Triple G crowd.
Look at the punch that.
As is when he walked in, you can tell.
My thing is look at the punch that.
So he's going to get booed.
Just look at the punch that. Okay. No, I agree that Triple G won. Look at the punch that. As is when he walked in, you can tell. My thing is look at the punch that. So he's going to get booed. Just look at the punch that.
Okay.
No, I agree that Triple G won.
I'm on that side.
Listen, let's take a second here
and so I can tell you guys
about how I did admire Triple G.
That nigga goes straight to the fight.
It ain't no dancing
and dodging around with him.
Right.
He's getting right to the business.
Right.
He looked like he was fatigued for two rounds and then magically he looked right back to the business. He looked like he was fatigued for two rounds,
and then magically he looked right back to the business.
He took a couple shots, too, and just ate them shits.
Well, on the load, a nigga's face is like the thing.
I would assume that he could take a punch or two.
Listen, just go look at Teddy Atlas's review of the fight.
No.
He's one of the few people
in boxing that I totally respect.
I'm not going to read
anybody who agrees with you, so.
What are you talking about?
He was just breaking down
the whole sport of boxing.
It's particular to this fight,
but he was just talking
about boxing in general.
How it's crooked
and how it's just
follow the money trail.
That's all sports, by the way.
And a sports writer
tweeted a week before the fight
to pay attention to Adelaide Byrd's judging.
He tweeted that a week before the fight.
Once the judges' names came out.
Because top-ranked had called her out before or something of that nature.
They were whiling about something about $30K ending up in her bank account after some fight.
Some while.
They've been on this shit for a little while.
Come on, they said the same thing about Karen Civil.
Even if she would have said that.
I don't know, man. Don't say that about Karen. Come on, they said the same thing about Karen Civil. Even if she would have said it. I don't know, man.
Don't say that about Karen.
I'm saying that's what they said about Karen.
I'm not just buying everything that they say about people that stole $30,000.
Fuck yeah, I love Karen.
She didn't steal it.
I'm not talking about Karen.
I'm talking about the girl.
She got paid off to judge a fight that way.
That's the same thing they said about Karen.
Why was her bank record just public?
Who, Karen?
No.
Oh.
I don't know what y'all talking about.
We're talking about showing that it was the judge.
Oh, okay.
I don't know anything about that.
They were saying on ESPN, I forgot who it was, that like 30K just ended up in her bank account.
Granted, I don't know how they found out.
That sounds like some bullshit.
I don't know if they checked her Venmo timeline.
It was like 30K sent to you for judging.
Yeah, fuck out of here.
Well, first of all, it's going to cost sent to you for judging. Yeah, fuck out of here. Well, first of all,
it's going to cost a bit more
for me to throw the fight.
A 30k
for a boxing match?
Right.
That's garnering
a fucking half a billion?
Right.
Fuck out of here, 30k.
Yeah.
Exactly.
No, that's not happening.
That was the parking fee.
That was just
the first payment.
Yeah, that could have been it.
That was a shit.
So after the fight,
the thing, what's homeboy's name?
Fucking Turtle G.
Boy, that nigga slow as shit.
Who? Turtle G. Who's that?
Triple G. Why you call him Turtle G?
Because he's slow as shit.
Turtles are slow.
See what I did?
Oh, that's the name you gave him.
I'm naming him that more.
I'm not talking shit about either of those guys.
Fuck you up.
Did you watch Triple G versus Jacobs in March?
Or whatever month, February, March?
No.
He looked a lot more spry.
I don't know how many months he takes off, but Jacobs, he was...
Granted, Jacobs is not as good as Canelo, but he was fucking Jacobs up and looked way quicker.
Triple G's punches land,
his jabs land like fucking
hooks. And he just didn't
have that against Canelo. So I don't know if he's
just kind of out of gas. He just didn't land a big
right hand all night. That's all it was.
But Triple G's jabs land
much heavier than what they did on this.
Fax Kellerman over here.
I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about the fight. Look at this fucking this. Fax Kellerman over here. I'm sorry.
I thought we were talking about the fight.
Look at this fucking guy.
Fax Kellerman.
Fax Kellerman is funny.
I'm sorry.
Were we talking about the fight?
Should we not talk about the fight?
Or should we argue about something else?
Every time niggas get a good joke on Rory,
he try to bring logic in.
Fuck what you talking about.
Fax Kellerman is funny.
Stop interrupting us.
What's up with this nigga?
You were saying? Oh, no.
That's all I had to say. That was the end
of the shit. I stopped and then you spoke.
No. Fine. Well, what were we
talking about? The fight.
So, Triple G, right?
Just as I was complimenting him
after the fight on how he goes straight
to the fight,
they asked him some shit.
Because first of all, he didn't answer nothing they asked him.
Everything they asked him, he just started freestyling some shit. I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
The only thing he said in English was, I want you to fight.
That's all he said in English.
Tyson was great for that, but it was in English.
Tyson was great for that, but it was actually in. Huh? Tyson was great for that, but it was actually in English.
That motherfucker never answered a question
after a fight. Yeah,
homeboy was just saying. He was going his own rant.
He didn't care what the fucking guy said. He
already had what he wanted to say out.
Bunch of Muslim shit, and
rest in peace to my friends. I'm going to eat his children,
and I'm out of here. Mike going to
fuck you up. I'm a Mike Tyson
stand.
Way to clean that up, Rory.
Word.
Where did he purchase those
please so fast?
All right, so I don't care
about the fight anymore.
As soon as the rematch happens,
I'm purchasing it.
It'll be a full year.
I am buying it immediately.
They have my money.
I think I'm done
with purchasing fights.
Boxing is too crooked, man.
Oh, this Teddy Adler's guy has really shaped your vision.
No, it is, though.
You're living in America.
It is, though.
Everything you breathe is crooked.
Yeah, but boxing, they don't even try to mask it in boxing, though.
They don't try to mask it in America.
Our president is Donald Trump.
Fuck out of here.
And he's not trying to mask it.
Yeah, but I don't, I mean, away from that.
I'm just talking about, it's just, boxing is just, I see why UFC is on the rise, though.
I can see it.
That'll be tainted soon. I can see it.
That'll be tainted soon.
I can see it.
It's not already.
You can't continue to watch fights and shit like that happen.
I even seen people on Tarmac saying, this is why boxing is going to shit.
Because it's like, come on, man.
Yo, Maul is like the deep drug dealer.
What you mean?
Yo, somebody on Twitter said that you're the ghost of weed. I not the ghost of anything i'm not the ghost of anything i don't understand why this is the narrative about me
the ghost of weed i'm not the ghost of anything that's funny though that they said that that's
not funny and any nigga that wears this is this a nautica jacket no this is nike stone island
oh same thing anybody that wears this and matches it with the yellow and those Jordans is a drug dealer.
No, it's just black and gray.
No, I'm talking about the yellow, nigga.
The yellow, nigga.
The fucking, knock it off.
There's a lot going on.
Knock it off, mall.
Oh, my God.
What's on the dad hat?
Colorblind.
What's that?
It's BJ's clothing line. Oh, yeah. Got it, got it, got it. What's on the dad hat? Colorblind. What's that? It's BJ's clothing line.
Oh, yeah.
Got it, got it, got it.
All right.
So that happened.
The fight happened.
What did we get?
Medals.
Man, let's just delve into it, man.
Let's just get right to the shits, man.
No?
I thought we were into the shits already.
No, I mean the shits.
You want to start now?
Now the show starts?
Let's get to the shits. All right, now the show starts. I think we got the opening music, too. That'll be a good way to mean the shit. You want to start now? Now the show starts? Let's get to the shit.
All right, now the show starts.
I think we got the opening music, too.
That'll be a good way to start this shit.
Oh, wait, do we want to get aggressive first, or you want to talk about Kevin Hart?
Whatever y'all want to do, man.
I want to hear the rant.
I want to hear Moe's rant.
I'm on the edge of my seat.
You want to hear my rant?
Yeah, I'm on the edge of my seat.
Does it have to do with Kevin?
No, it has to do with clowns, right?
Just clown niggas, man.
Listen, man.
You can't make a bunch of money, right?
And this is to, you know, I'm going to try not to put no names out there.
Oh, damn it.
But it's just a lot of clown nigga shit going on, right?
You can't make upwards of $200 million
and be hating.
You can't make upwards
of $200 million
and be pillow talking.
Shit has to stop somewhere.
Wait, you can't pillow talk?
Not when you have
$200 million in your account.
You shouldn't pillow talk
when you have $2.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. No pillow talk when you have $2 wait wait wait
no no no
$2
slow down gentlemen
wait are we against
pillow talking
no no no
hold on hold on
let me get
you are king pillow talk
hold on hold on
no no no
are we getting into this again
no no no
pillow talk
will you just say some shit
that you want to just say it
pillow talk
it's what you pillow talking about though
you can have pillow talk
with the lady
I'm talking about the pillow talk when you talk about other men right that's pillow talk you can't do that laying
your head on a pillow with a woman yeah no no we're not talking about yeah i'm talking about
talk about other men other men in the bed right well you have the girl already fam you have you
in bed oh and see that's a different context he's talking that's yeah that's i'm not saying you can't
talk to the lady in bed no it's what you're talking about you should not's talking about. Yeah. I'm not saying you can't talk to the lady in bed. No.
It's what you're talking about.
You should not be talking about other men
while you have the lady
that you think
that she might be feeling
this other guy
that you're talking about.
You can't kick his back in
and throw dirt on his name
when you're in bed.
You got her already.
You could.
Nah, but that's corny though.
That's corny.
That's super corny.
That's corny as fuck.
That's reserved for cornyness. Is it it still it's still and forever will be i don't i i agree with you yeah i know that i'm a weirdo it's corny man
niggas gotta stop what i'm saying is i don't know if everybody else is operating under that
they certainly need to be there's certain shit that just always will forever remain
but that's the problem.
It's a lot of freestyling.
Like, niggas have lost the guidelines.
It's no out of bounds no more.
Niggas is playing jail ball.
And that's actually how I know they fucking whack bitches.
Because I don't understand how women could sit there and listen to a man talk about another man when y'all ass naked laying in bed.
200 million.
And think that shit is cool.
200 million.
Courtney motherfucking have money.
She'll listen to anything but 200 million.
That's a good point.
First of all, I know I'm getting old
because Rory just said bitches
and that shit just sounded like the strongest word ever.
That's number one.
Number two, just for the sake of the podcast,
I'm going to try to play devil's advocate.
Well, play it.
I'm with that right now.
If I have $200 million, which I don't,
I've never had that.
So I just want to be clear
in case the fucking stick-up boys are listening.
You know what's funny? The fucking stick-up boys
ain't even sticking up anymore.
What are the stick-up boys doing with themselves?
They scam your credit card
from their own home. Oh, whoa. I don't want to meet one of them.
That's a dual threat. A stick-up scammer?
Yes. Oh, man. No, I don't want no smoke them. That's a dual threat. A stick-up scammer? Yes. Oh, man.
No, I don't want no smoke with a stick-up scammer.
Run your fucking ATM pin.
Are you kidding me? Alright, so anyway,
what were we just talking about? I had a point I was getting to.
You were playing Devil's Advocate. Oh, Devil's Advocate.
Mo, if I have $200 million
and
you get one of my women
and then I know it,
I gotta hate a little bit.
What are you hating on?
You won in life, nigga.
You got $200 million.
No, no, no.
What you mean no?
Do you like this girl?
I'm sharing a girl with you.
I have $200 million.
I live in my arrogance.
I like all of my girls.
Yeah, but that's not how this goes.
No, no, no.
That's not how this goes, though.
I'm stepping into the brain of someone who...
And I'm breaking it down for your brain.
All right, so tell me.
You can't do that.
I don't...
There's no...
I don't care.
It's not even about...
You have to follow certain guidelines and certain rules at all times.
As a man.
It's just certain things men just cannot do.
If we subscribe to that theory, which you and I do...
Right.
I'm talking about the new
every man should be subscribed to it every man you corny just thinking about a man with a girl
you should not another man is involved you should not be talking shit about no other dude
to a female you shouldn't be especially when you're laying down with and you got her already
you shouldn't i don't even care if you don't have her yeah even
if you don't have her okay here all right so let me introduce this here right and let's just delve
deeper for a second and women stop laughing at corny niggas jokes just because they got money
stop doing that shit well you're fighting an uphill battle
stop doing that shit man that shit is. It's okay to tell a nigga
with money he corny.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Well.
It's okay is what I'm saying.
No.
You can tell a nigga he's corny
just because he got money
on him he's not corny.
stop thinking girls are funny
until they beat.
Nah, man.
It's not gonna happen.
Nah.
It needs to happen.
You know a girl is not
corny.
Stop laughing at these
corny niggas, man.
This shit is not.
Stop giving these
corny niggas life.
Okay, but let me ask you
a question.
I'm just playing devil's advocate. How do you know he's not funny come on man i don't know i don't know
you sit in the room and you hear niggas talking crack jokes and you see a bunch of women laugh
you don't be saying to yourself that wasn't even that funny come on man i'm not no hater i'm not a
hater if shit is funny i laugh but when it's. If shit is funny, I laugh. If shit is funny, I laugh.
But when it's not.
Yo, if shit is funny, I laugh.
Yeah, I laugh.
But when it's not, and you see everybody else laughing, you like, yo.
But why she can't think it's funny?
That shit ain't nobody ever roast me.
Let's be clear.
No, no, no.
No, they didn't roast him.
But what happened was somebody said something, and she laughed.
No, it's just that I've been sitting back.
And you saw her laugh.
And you were like, come on, ma.
Nah, I've been sitting back watching shit for a while.
And it's like, yo, it's really no more.
God, niggas is out here just freestyling, doing whatever they want.
To backtrack on that point, here's where you and I can relate.
Joe, you out of this.
We always had to really be funny or really do something dope for women to notice us.
Ball players had money.
They was tall.
They could just do whatever, and women are going to go there rappers included
in there we actually had to be funny have great personalities and do dope shit for those type of
women to notice us so naturally we may be a bit salty no but it's not the 200 million dollar guy
walk no no no no say uh why did the chicken cross the road and every bitch in the room is laughing
no no no you got me wrong i'm not see it's not even about the money. It's just... I've had to be funny.
It's not even about that.
My thing is, it's like chicks just be giving a pass to niggas because they got money.
I mean, that's the way the world works, though, unfortunately.
But that's fucking corny.
That's corny, though.
It's okay to tell a nigga with money that, yo, fam, you're corny.
I fuck with you, but you a corny nigga.
But you also have to look at the type of women that you're talking about.
I'm going to play that with Advocate again.
Play that with Advocate, Joe.
The woman in here makes-
But that's them hustling.
Yeah.
All right, you're kind of getting what I'm saying.
You can't knock the hustle.
You got to look at the type of women-
That ain't them hustling.
That is hustling.
That ain't them hustling.
If you laughing at $200 million homeboys joke, it's not really funny.
Hey, let me tell you something.
See, Maul is a gentleman.
I am not.
This is what a lot of you athlete niggas do.
And I'm going to say that here because a lot of you athlete niggas listen to this podcast.
Y'all tell me when I see y'all.
So that is my next point to you, Maul.
Yo, we want tickets if you're listening.
I know I'm not never going in no fucking game.
No way. I'm going to be in my living room. I don't want never going in no fucking game. No way.
I'm going to be in my living room.
I don't want any tickets from you guys.
But give them to Rory.
Leave them at Will Call.
Now, Maul.
Plus one, plus one, plus one.
Isn't that locker room culture?
What?
Laughing at a corny joke?
No, no, no, no.
Niggas kicking niggas' backs in.
Yeah.
But that's what I'm saying.
That's why I'm addressing it. Because it needs to be. Because for too long, it's no, no. Niggas kicking niggas' backs in. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm addressing it.
Because it needs to be, because for too long, it's gone without people, somebody saying
something about it.
And it's like, now it's almost like the norm.
And that shit is not cool.
Stop talking about other men to females.
Stop doing it.
If that's how you got to draw a woman's attention, fam, you got to go back to the drawing board.
You got to come up with another game.
Listen, I tell niggas all the time, hey, holla at whoever you want to holla at that know me.
Just don't use my name to do it.
Don't use my name.
Don't say my name.
You should never even be speaking about my man.
Well, that was when I was in the mix.
My jersey was in the sky.
I'm retired.
I don't know if I want the type of chicks that that works on.
No, it's not that you want them chicks. I don't want if I want the type of chicks that that works on. No, it's not that you want, it's not that you want them chicks.
I don't,
I don't want any of these girls.
I'm just saying like,
you sit back and you see shit
and it's like,
No, y'all,
no, y'all want to fuck a few of them.
All right.
Come on, let's just keep it.
Come on, record.
Yeah, but,
wanting to fuck them
and wanting them
is two different things though.
Wanting to fuck them
and wanting them
is two different things though.
Yeah, no, that's,
I don't want any of them.
Now, would I fuck a few of them?
Of course, they're attractive women.
That's what separates men and women.
We could like
something and not want it.
That separates men and women. Yo, I see where both of y'all
are about to head.
And let me just tell y'all,
y'all opening Pandora's box.
But that's what needs to happen. We need to
open Pandora's box. It needs to be spoken
about. I'm sorry.
It's too much clown shit going on out here.
Niggas think because they got money,
it's pass is available.
No, man.
Money don't make you a real nigga.
And that's where the narrative is fucked up.
That don't make you real. No, it don't make you real.
But real is not real.
Some of the realest niggas I know are broke.
But you know what?
They got a lot of loyalty, honor, honor ethics there's a lot of clowns
that they won't do you naming a bunch of shit that don't look good or sound good in instagram
caption fuck instagram i don't live outside i'm just telling you look at the world when you don't
got morals you can make some money i agree with you let me know very clear i know you agree with
me i know but we kicking it yeah i understand i'm with you on all this but i'm just i just got to
get it out there i just got to put it in the universe you know unfortunately and listen i i make these jokes
but a lot of these jokes i i get from you these traits these characteristics that you speak of
they are not attractive on instagram so that's not that's not what's attracting the women but
that's the problem though that's the problem we got to stop living for instagram women don't even
want to hang out with you, my nigga,
if the picture won't be good.
Oh, that's a fact.
If it's not a photo op, she ain't coming through.
She's not coming through to hang out if it's not a photo op.
Who going to be this?
Ladies, I'm sorry if y'all thought that because Kevin Hart cheated,
we was siding with y'all.
We're not.
Nah.
It's still men's rights nigga but this is the perfect segue
to talk about this so let's not let's not delve right into it let's deal with her for a little bit
is she leaving never well okay let me take that back not never but not for this. Elaborate.
Kevin Hart cheated.
Air quotes.
Right?
He cheated.
Mm-hmm.
I don't think she'll leave because it's like, okay, you cheated.
You were a man.
You had a man moment.
Is it fucked up?
Yes.
Is she going to leave, though?
No, because part of being married is working through problems. They're married, right? Yes. 100 up? Yes. Is she going to leave, though? No, because part of being married is working through problems.
They're married, right?
Yes.
100%?
Yes.
It's working through problems and working through, you know, when you take your vows,
it's through thick and thin.
Well, he also broke those vows in that.
Absolutely.
She could make that case.
Why would I work through it when you were the first person to break a vow? She can.
You're absolutely right.
But do I think she will leave?
No.
I think this is what I think.
And granted, if there are any women listening, let me qualify all of this with this is a room of five men.
Yeah.
So let me just say that.
So let me just say that.
But what I will say is I think that a lot more women would tolerate cheating than even they would like to admit.
It's when it comes with the egg on the face that it makes things a bit more complicated.
I think women are much more scared of the fact of being embarrassed in public than the actual act of cheating don't women just
don't want to be embarrassed hold up i'll interrupt my point to make the same point
differently egg on the face is yeah yeah embarrassment yeah i don't think that i
just don't want to be embarrassed okay but i saw a guy raise this point right and he was joking
but i thought it was a profound point and the women are going to kill me for this.
But I just am opening dialogue.
The guy said, no girl wants to be embarrassed,
but it's never the guy telling everybody everything.
Right.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
No, you know why that is?
Because a certain something.
That was genius when I read it. I was like, you know what? is? Because a certain something... That was genius when I read it.
I was like, you know what?
Damn it.
He's right.
And here I am going to speak for women.
Oh, they're going to kill us.
Yeah.
It's over.
I think when women do that,
they're trying to clean up the little bit
that has come out to make them look better.
I think it's a rush to try to look better
through the embarrassment.
It backfires 99% of the time,
but I think when they do that,
they're trying to clean up what everyone is assuming.
Like that little he cheated comes out,
let me go on a whole rant on what happened
to try to clean up my ego.
And then let's, okay, so now that y'all got that out,
and then let's just be all the way real.
Kevin Hart is rich.
He's one of the biggest stars in Hollywood right now.
He wealthy.
Do you think that his wife is going to leave that because of some cheating?
And he wasn't even out in the open.
It was a woman trying to get money and extort him and put the video out.
So he wasn't being messy.
He wasn't out in the open.
No, no, Ma.
What do you mean, no?
Ma, let's save that.
Okay, we'll save it.
But boy, was he being messy.
And the tape was released.
Yeah, but it was released because he was trying to be extorted.
And once they found out the money wasn't coming, they put it out.
Oh, you're saying you like the way that he cheated.
If not for the tape getting leaked, he would have been cool.
He would have been all right.
You think this is the first time Kevin Hart has cheated?
That's another point. How do we know that he ain have been cool. He would have been all right. You think this is the first time Kevin Hart has cheated? That's another point.
How do we know that
he ain't been caught before
behind the scenes?
This could be the status quo.
That's my point.
They might have an agreement.
That's my point.
I don't think,
I don't think they have an agreement.
I don't think women agreed for this.
They don't sign up for it.
Listen, women know that.
No, no, no, they do.
Women know that side chicks exist.
Women speak about side bitches every single day.
That was the moment that someone just brought the box in here.
They think about, women talk about.
It's not open yet, but it is sitting at the table.
It's on the table.
It's in front of me.
I'm looking at it.
Let's just be real.
No, you be real.
I'm being real.
Women know side chicks exist.
They know that.
I've seen married women talk about, yeah, you was just a side bitch.
Yo, this is the problem.
Back to the ego game.
This Kevin Hart shit is getting all of us in trouble.
Yeah, man.
It ain't getting nobody.
It's just like, yo, listen, you just got to address what's, if people just be real.
No, I ain't going to lie.
Let's just be real.
Shit, the Kevin Hart shit definitely spiced my sex life up.
Let's just be real, man.
Chicks know side chicks exist.
They know that.
Sims like, she's trying to erase any threats out there.
She sees what Nico's going through.
And she knows you don't have $10 million to lose up.
She's really holding me down.
Still, girl, I love you, baby.
You are amazing.
Listen, man, you just got to be real.
Kevin Hart is rich.
Mom, women do know side chicks exist. And here I am trying to speak for women, and I hate to do that. So women, I apologize to all of just got to be real. Kevin Hart is rich. Mom, women do know side chicks exist.
And here I am trying to speak for women, and I hate to do that.
So women, I apologize to all of us.
All right, just be real.
Listen, women know side chicks exist.
Women don't know that side chicks exist pertaining to them.
Well, they need to be real with themselves.
That's all.
See, what niggas fuck up at is when you start treating your side like your main.
That's when niggas get the game fucked up at.
That's the real fucked up part.
Oh, man.
I didn't even know we were in for this.
That's where niggas fuck the game up at.
No, Joe Biden.
Stop treating the side like the main.
Stop giving the side power where she feel like she can even talk and walk like she the main.
Play your part.
I'm going to do it again, Maul.
That was advocate.
Why?
What do you mean why?
Because you know what it is.
Some niggas like to do that.
The side don't know that Kevin Hart is married with a kid on the way?
She don't know that?
The female don't know that?
Of course she knows that.
All right, then.
So then you signed up for this shit.
Play your part.
Well, Instagram changed that whole shit because there never was exposure.
I'm saying play your part.
I feel like Maul's about to snuff me
no
I'm just saying real shit
play your part
the whole point of a side chick
was just to be fucking
the celebrity
or the rich dude
but now you have Instagram
where you can benefit
even more financially off it
so they fucking you
to expose you
I think Trey
I think Trey could give me
20 minutes of his
these clown
these clown niggas
what happened was
these clown niggas
unnecessary and stupid
and unfunny
these clown niggas gave these side chicks a platform.
See what I'm saying?
This is how Malcolm X said, the roost is coming home to roost.
This is what this is.
You niggas gave these side chicks-
You niggas gave these side chicks power and you gave them a platform to where they feel like they can start extorting niggas.
Ain't that wrong?
Where I'm from, niggas that extort niggas is gangsters.
Gangsters extort niggas.
There ain't no side chick extorting no nigga.
When the fuck this start?
When did this happen?
Ladies, it's been two.
Wait, hold up for a minute.
When these clown niggas gave these side chicks a platform, that's when it started.
When you clown niggas gave these side chicks, when you empowered them,
where they feel like they can be celebrities and have platforms and they can start all these businesses off of being a side chick.
That ain't real shit.
I don't know if only clown niggas contributed to that.
Clown niggas.
Ain't no real nigga empowering no side chick.
Ain't no real nigga going to give no side chick no power.
You're not wrong.
You a side.
My wife is at home.
My queen is at the castle
don't ever don't even speak to my wife when you see her nigga you crazy you my side what we do
we do on the side you will never be seen with me you will never extort me for no money okay
in 2017 how do you stop that when every girl has an instagram account and a phone in her pocket
that could film and record everything you got to be a real nigga because i know real niggas that's moving out here and yo shorty you know ain't no i don't
play that phone game i don't play that these chicks are sneaky you can't you can't outslick
a can a can of oil my nigga put that phone down you know how we play it's niggas out here when
you're into their house shorty had a phone in the car leave all that shit on the corner of the room
for kevin hart you said what she had the phone in the corner of the room for Kevin Hart. You said what? She had the phone in the corner of the room under some fucking sweatshirts.
He got caught slipping.
Well, he was caught slipping.
He got caught slipping.
He was drunk.
I'm not saying real niggas don't get caught slipping.
There were two of them in the room.
And that's what I'm getting at.
How do you stop it in 2017?
You can't.
No, you can't.
You can stop it.
You know what?
This is what's wild.
What do you mean you can't?
We're responsible for our own actions and our own behavior.
We have to hold ourselves accountable
once you've entered the side chick thing
you know what's the whack line that they say
the safest sex is no sex
the only way to stop it is
not to do it I hate to be that guy
no you're getting more towards my point
when I said that if you want to do that now
how on earth do you do it
every girl has a phone every girl has an Instagram account
every girl has a motive as Mo girl has an Instagram account. Every girl has a motive, as Mo is saying.
Hire professionals.
Even if you corny or not, it's hard to do.
Hire professionals.
Let me tell y'all something.
NDAs and shit, I don't know how far you want to take it.
Listen, and just so you know the law, I took the phone from a woman that I bought and paid for every single month and got charged as a crime for it.
Mattered none.
So, I mean, you don't even got rights, really.
Yeah, because at that point.
Somebody just pull out their phone and start taping you.
You know how many times Sin has had to stop me
from just going to beat up a fan?
Right.
You shouldn't beat up fans, bro.
I disagree.
I disagree with you. I mean, legally, you probably bro i disagree i disagree with you i mean legally you probably
should i disagree with you if i'm if i'm in if i'm in somewhere with my pregnant fucking wife to be
and you are following me with your phone out i come from the everywhere that's the jack move right
i'm paranoid so if you are following me for five blocks
and now you're only
antagonizing me
because I'm famous
and I can't beat you up
guess what
I don't subscribe to that
I'm coming to beat you up
back to morals
verse one
you can really do
but
but
sin is my fucking
is my fucking
everything
so she stops me
and then her
crazy ass says
listen the solution is
I have to beat them up
no no you're pregnant sin you sit down and relax go sit in the car and lock the doors And then her crazy ass says, listen, the solution is I have to beat them up. No, no.
Pregnant sin?
You're pregnant sin.
You sit down and relax.
Go sit in the car and lock the doors.
I'm telling you, that's my baby in there, man.
My baby is making sin somebody totally different.
But back to the clown niggas and mall.
It's an epidemic mall.
We've known this.
You have documented this on my fucking YouTube channel for over five years now.
I don't know why you sound shocked now.
No, it's just out of hand. I don't know why you sound shocked now. Nah, it's just,
it's out of hand, bro.
I don't, I don't.
It's out of hand.
It's all out of hand.
Yeah, but it's like...
It's all out of hand, pause.
Yeah, but we gotta,
but niggas gotta,
we gotta put this shit
back in order.
How?
We gotta just restore
some order, man.
How?
What you mean by nipping this shit,
like getting rid of this shit, man?
Remove these clown niggas.
Stop giving these niggas power.
Stop giving these,
stop clicking on this dumb shit, all this clown shit online.
Stop giving this shit power.
Stop feeding into this shit.
I'm with you on that.
Stop doing that shit.
That shit is clown shit.
Ebro's a pillow talker.
Ebro, you just stop pillow talking.
Ebro's a pillow talker.
I mean.
There's a few niggas that's pillow talking.
Yeah, like stop all that sucker shit, man.
No, for real.
He's a pillow talker.
Stop that shit.
That shit is corny.
I just know.
Stop giving that shit power.
That's the problem.
That's my man, but still.
Niggas got too much.
Niggas post shit and get a couple.
Niggas is online acting like women.
That shit ain't funny.
That shit is funny to y'all when niggas put on wigs and their lips.
That shit ain't funny.
The people that live and die off the internet and sit in those comments and are doing all
that shit are the cornballs.
They finally have a voice now.
We're having an intervention.
There's more of a majority of them online than there are of us, so it's just going to get killed. Yeah, man. We're having like an intervention. There's more of a majority of them online than there are of us.
So it's just going to get killed.
Nah, man.
It's just that real niggas, you know what it is?
It's like real niggas such as myself, we just do away with it.
But I can't ignore it no more.
I do my best to ignore this stupid shit, man.
But I can't ignore this shit no more.
I cannot.
There's more of them than us, I'm trying to tell you, on the internet.
Less is more, my nigga.
But not outside.
So live outside. Don't live on the internet. Let me Less is more But not outside So live outside
Don't live on the internet
Let me tell you how this goes
The second that you say
Something about it
You're just bitter and a hater
That's cool
And you're hating
That's cool
I'll take that
But niggas that know me
Know I ain't bitter
And I'm not hating
I've never hated on nobody
That's the same thing I say
You know what I'm saying
But it's just like
Yo we gotta stop
Giving this clown corny shit light
Man like stop
This shit is not
These cornball niggas
I don't give a fuck how much money you got.
I don't care how many cars you get.
If you a clown and you a cornball, you a clown and a cornball, my nigga.
Period.
Let me tell you what's funny.
And I don't know how much more rant you have.
I'm done.
This is what's funny.
That's a good combo.
Just in that, just listening to his rant, I guarantee you I know who he's talking about.
You know who I'm talking about.
I guarantee you I know who he's talking about. You know who I'm talking about. I guarantee
you I know
who he's talking about.
But that nigga's a mutt.
Yeah, but nah, man. Shit is clown nigga shit, man.
Oh, but that leads to my next
point that I was going to make about Kev.
This is my theory.
Pray for Kevin Hart.
I 100% think that Kev was
willing to pay for her to be quiet.
Yeah, but he had to-
And I think that once she saw that, she doubled up on that nigga.
Nah, I'm going to tell you what it was.
Oh, she didn't start at 10.
Oh, no.
Don't fucking wait.
She started at 10.
No, she didn't start at 10.
I'm going to tell you what it was.
Kev had a real nigga moment.
He said, yo, I'm not being extorted.
I'm going to go to my wife.
Baby, look.
I cheated. I did some clown shit, whatever. You know what I'm saying? It hurt me to tell youorted. I'm going to go to my wife. Baby, look. I cheated.
I did some clown shit, whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
It hurt me to tell you this.
I cheated.
But now we're in a situation, she's trying to extort me.
Ain't no chick extorting me.
Listen.
That's not happening.
Hey, check it out.
No, we're not condoning the cheating, but I'll condone the move of just fessing up to your wife, not paying this bitch.
I'm using the word bitch on purpose for $10 million.
You've been saying bitch
all podcast, man.
No, I haven't.
This is my second time.
Yeah, but no,
it's just, you know.
And I've said it about a bitch.
When I use the word bitch,
I mean it.
I'm not saying,
I've said women, chicks.
And bitch is not gender specific either.
I agree with that.
All right.
As long as we got that clear.
There's a lot of bitch niggas out here.
Oh.
Where's the gunshots?
I got you.
I was making a point but i forgot it what were y'all just talking about okay about the 10 million dollars oh she definitely ain't
start there yeah no no no no fess up all right so let me tell y'all something ladies ladies Ladies, hypothetically speaking, putting myself in Kevin's shoes.
If ever I'm out, me, Chris, Parks, Mall, Rory, just having a blast, Saturday night even.
And I pick up my phone and it's a woman's voice saying, Joe, I need $5 million.
Or I'm telling your wife.
You fuck Dr. Evil?
Everything.
No, but when women call with demands of money, that's the voice I hear.
I'm going to put her on hold, and I'm calling Sin.
We're going to three-way.
I'm going to text her Sin's number.
That's what I'm saying.
We're going to have a nice, big, big that's gonna be the funniest conversation ever what made her think money was coming from
that but kev plays kev plays like that so when you play like that i definitely think she doubled
up on him i think she was surprised i think more double. I think she started at three and got to ten. And that's when he said, nah, I'm cool.
Listen, man.
I think she was around five.
I think she was around five million.
But that's also like where Tiger Woods fucked up.
When those type of situations happen, talk to your wife, not to the side bitch.
She's the enemy at this point.
You should be pleasing what your wife wants at this point.
Y'all keep naming a lot of niggas with mad fuck-ups.
Tiger Woods, Kevin Hart, these are niggas that should write the manual on how to not cheat.
Where did I fuck up in this whole process?
Actually, so, we didn't even play the clip.
So we didn't even play the clip.
So let's start with the clip because there's so much wrong with only the clip.
Let's definitely analyze that clip.
I couldn't even believe it.
I couldn't even.
It's got to suck to be famous that you got to explain yourself to Instagram.
Oh, my God. I got to explain myself to instagram um oh my god i gotta explain
kevin's a public figure so he kind of no i know i'm saying it sucks to be there
this is crazy all right
i'm sad um first of all let's start with the um. I'm going to pause it.
I'm pausing this clip.
And sorry, listenership, if I'm going to milk this.
But I'm pausing this every time he says something that I think is wrong.
Now.
Fam.
You're going to off the rip start with a suck your your teeth And an um You couldn't hit play
After the um
You know why
Because he just
He fed up
That's the sign of a nigga
That's fed up
He had enough of this shit
He had enough
I don't know if that's the sign
He had enough
No he definitely had enough
He had enough of this shit
Before this shit became public
He was going back and forth
For old girl
Back and forth for his wife
It just finally got to this point
Fuck this man He done Now I gotta explain myself to the public i cheated all right time
out a lot of people were saying well if he spoke to his wife already why does he need to publicly
apologize on instagram because he's a public public figure he's got your fans and you owe it
to and the same way tiger woods had that extremely like... I don't know if I owe it to the fans.
What the fuck are y'all talking about?
No, no, no, no.
Your fans are the reason you are who you are.
I'm not owing it to the fans.
I'm owing it to my career and what I've built.
Kevin being...
He's a comedian.
What are y'all talking about?
You don't think Kevin has a...
I'm not a pastor.
Listen, listen.
Y'all are bugging.
Y'all don't think Kevin has that image?
He owes it to his fans.
His fans are the reason he is who he is.
No doubt.
Of course.
Okay, so you have to address it and you have to get it out the way.
Y'all don't think Kevin Hart has a good image in Hollywood?
Of course he does.
So he has to clean this up to fucking TMZ and the rest of Hollywood.
What are you talking about?
Nah, he's a comedian, bro.
His fans that look at him and praise him.
He should have cracked some jokes.
I have a question.
I thought he was going to do that.
He's not a comedian. He's a fucking, bro. His fans that look at him and praise him. He should have cracked some jokes. So I have a question. I thought he was going to do that. He's not a comedian.
He's a fucking actor at this point.
He got to clean himself up to Hollywood.
I have a question.
So how did he clean it up when he cheated on his last wife?
No one cared because he wasn't as big as an actor or comedian.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
People cared as much.
They did this much when he cheated on his last wife?
No, that's what evolution is.
Time has passed.
Not as much.
So there's my answer. He was still a comedian. Time has passed. Not as much. So there's my answer.
He was still a comedian.
Time has passed.
He was still big, and he was still an actor.
He was not that big.
Not even remotely close to what he is now.
I'm not arguing semantics.
I'm saying all of the things you're saying exist today existed then, not to this magnitude,
but they existed.
So you're saying, so you're proving my point.
Do you have to clean it up?
Now, yes.
Or do you not have to clean it up now yes or do you not have to clean
it up because he did it before and he didn't clean anything up he went on stage and made jokes
and now his ex-wife is doing interviews talking about how those jokes affected and hurt her so i
mean if y'all what are y'all talking about damage control yes right now damage control everybody's
pr shit this is probably a fucking pr that's what i'm saying it was he needs to at this point in
his career he's got a guy he's probably got fucking PR That's what I'm saying it was He needs to at this point In his career
He's got a career
Nah he's probably got something coming
He's got a book coming
Or some shit
Do y'all agree with the people that
As much as 444
Was an amazing album
It was still damage control
No it wasn't
That was just music bro
That wasn't
That wasn't damage control at all
It's great music
Some damage control in there
Shut up with your fucking hot take.
Listen, damn it.
What was I just saying?
What was y'all just saying?
Him having to do this with his last.
Oh, are y'all agreeing with the people that say that his whole Hurricane Irma?
No, no, no, no, no.
That was stupid.
No.
I don't agree with that at all.
No, I don't.
Okay, so let me ask you guys.
So let me ask y'all.
Why not? Because that's not kevin this is what people got to remember kevin hart he comes from philadelphia
he comes from poverty comes from the best lies have the truth no no i do know that he's like
that really he is like that really yeah that's why i'm rolling not what i'm saying yeah no this
isn't his character is not in question he is is like that, really. Mm-hmm.
However, if he knew that this existed pre-Irma... Mm-hmm.
I'm not mad at him strategically...
Yeah, but he didn't think like that.
At him strategically thinking to himself,
how do I get ahead of this?
But at the same time...
That's just smart.
But at the same time,
no one heard him
cheat on his wife
and said
okay he could get that pussy
because he really helped out
with the hurricane victims.
Like it doesn't really
correlate to me.
And he's done so much
shadow work before.
It does nothing for him.
Like alright
he can get that one bitch off
just because
he helped out
the hurricane victims.
I don't think those two things
worked out the same way.
Alright I have a rule
ladies that are listening
this is going to be bad. But I I have a rule, ladies that are listening.
This is going to be bad.
But I do have a rule that I feel like would help if all of you guys just would subscribe to this psychology.
If you guys would be agreeable, for every five years, your husband should get a pass.
And for every, I don't know what the dollar amount would be but there should be a dollar amount
that at every
5 million, 10 million
whatever y'all decide
your husband should get a little
bathroom pass
go out and have a little fun
wait who gets a pass
your husband
at every 10 million dollars you should give your husband a pass? Your husband Okay At every 10 million dollars
You should give your husband a pass
You get perks for your husband
Receiving those type of finances
Every 10 million?
Does she get a pass?
I'm saying whatever you
Does she get that money?
She never has a pass
Just seeing where this theory is going
Does she get 5 million dollars?
Wait the double standard can't exist.
It's a double standard world.
Yeah, she gets a pass.
She gets to use a pass.
Who?
Her, nigga.
Your imaginary girlfriend that don't exist.
No, but here's where that doesn't work
because a man will fuck a broke chick that look good.
Typically, a woman's not going to fuck an ugly dude
if you don't got money.
So that's where that whole double standard has to come in.
Let me get back to this clip.
Which I think says worse about men than...
I'm at a place in my life where...
Fam.
I'm at a place in my life.
I'm at a place in my life too.
More.
You are at a place in your life.
We've all been at a place in our life.
Your life is just a place.
Yeah.
My whole life is a place.
That shit should be Maul's voicemail.
Word.
But wait.
I'm at a place in my life.
How?
Kevin Hart is too much of a comedic genius to not know that you cannot say, I'm at a
space, a place in my life.
You can't say that.
It was downhill at um.
What are you talking about? He's at a place in his life. It was downhill at um. What are you talking about?
He's out of place as well.
It was downhill at...
He's out of place though.
All right,
well let's hear some more
about the place.
I disagree with everything
that has happened thus far.
I think that he is smarter
than this, but...
I feel like I have a target
on my...
Yeah, he has a target.
By the way...
Wait, you're not pulling
the victim card
after you cheated.
Before you even said anything,
you pulled the victim card.
After you cheated
on your pregnant wife on her birthday weekend.
The target on my back shit was crazy.
Wait.
You started with victim?
Is Kevin Hart playing the victim?
Yeah.
He's playing the victim.
And he is a victim.
Ball subscribes.
But wait, wait, wait.
He's a victim.
This is fucked up.
He is a victim.
They were trying to extort him.
Nah, you can't start with victim, Maul.
You can't start with um. You can't start with um.
You can't start with um either.
You started with um.
Or I'm at a place in my life.
Or I'm a victim.
I got a target on me.
You didn't know you had a target on you after fucking...
What was the name of those eight Him and the Rock movies?
Was it Twins 2?
What the hell?
Twins 2. It wasn't Twins 2? No, Rock movies? Was it Twins 2? What the hell? Twins 2.
It wasn't Twins 2?
No, man.
It was never Twins 2?
No.
It had nothing to do with Twins.
Yes, it was a Twins 2.
No, it was not.
You talking about Twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Yeah.
It was definitely a Twins 2.
I'm not talking about them.
More, it was a Twins 2.
It wasn't with Kevin Hart.
No, it wasn't.
I'm just saying it was a Twins 2.
But anyway, I don't know what the name of the fucking movies was.
This is like Kevin Hart
saying
I got raped
I shouldn't have wore
that outfit
by saying
I have a target on my back
after you just cheated
and got caught cheating
listen man
Kevin Hart
I'm gonna defend women
a little bit
you're four foot two
you should be aware
of everything on your back
that's just the bottom
you're a low center of gravity
yeah this is not like
why do you have something on your back that's a the bottom you're a low center of gravity yeah this is not like why do you have something
on your back
that's a surprise still
alright
and because of that
I should make smart decisions
he's right
he should make smart decisions
I can't even make this up
yes Kevin Hart
you should
hey Kevin Hart my nigga
I hate to have to be him
yeah but the jokes gotta fly dogs especially when you're comedian Yes, Kevin Hart. You should. Hey, Kevin Hart, my nigga. I hate it. It had to be him.
Yeah.
But the jokes got to fly, dawgs, especially when you're a comedian.
And you say laugh at your pain, and damn it, that's what we're going to do.
Axe stole my fucking joke.
I'm going to fuck him up.
Yeah, a lot of his special titles explain this.
So let me explain laugh at my pain.
He was setting up for this shit.
That nigga been fucking these hoes.
This is seriously funny. He been fucking these hoes This is seriously funny He been fucking these hoes
For sure
He gotta have better taste in hoes though
They was trash
This one wasn't
No no no no
She wasn't trash
She wasn't trash
Wait wait wait
Wait wait wait
Wait wait
Which one are y'all talking about?
Sound like y'all talking about
The little singer
Songwriter from Miami
Yeah
Whatever one
That one
That was mistaken identity.
That was not one of the women
in the room.
The Instagram that leaked
first was not the girl on that video.
That's not her.
Shorty on Instagram looked really good.
Who don't look good on Instagram, Rory?
There's a lot of girls that don't.
Oh, please. All of them get the
angles and the fucking lipo
Filter
Yeah come on
She do the angle though
Turn your phone upside down
What
Yeah
That's how you get it
Hold up three fingers
If a girl look cute upside down
She cute
What
Yeah
Y'all ain't know that
Hold on
Wait so what happens
If you just
What happens if you just flipped
Your phone upside down
Yeah
Mom
That filter can't You can't Listen Turn the phone upside down. Ma. That filter can't,
you can't,
listen,
turn the phone upside down
when you see a girl
that you're not sure about.
I'm trying to help
y'all niggas out.
No,
I'm married.
Why are you turning
your phone upside down?
Wait,
doesn't your phone flip
if you flip it upside down?
I don't think
that changes anything.
It doesn't?
I can see why
Shorty laughing
at that nigga joke.
She looking at Ma,
his phone all weird
She looking at Ma
In the corner
Like he cute
But he's like dyslexic
His phone is upside down
His phone is big
Ma got the big
The big pants on his phone
At least this motherfucker
Could dunk
That was cute That was cute I like that More got the big pants on their phone. At least this motherfucker could dunk.
That was cute.
That was cute.
I like that.
That was cute.
All right.
So what the fuck are we talking about?
What was y'all talking about?
We were talking about the quality of the women.
Oh, they was trash.
No, they was trash.
They was trash.
They was trash.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Yeah, you got too much money. You have too much money. No, they was trash. They was trash. They was trash. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yeah, you got too much money.
You have too much money.
You have too much money.
You know what happens, though?
See, that's another reason I'm not fucking moving to L.A. All these niggas get to L.A. and just love the like.
The wackest.
Yeah.
The sixes.
They go crazy with the sixes.
Which is even crazier because there's pretty women in L.A.
Right.
And they still go after that bottom tier.
And they just pass them around.
And then they expose them on Instagram.
And now we're here.
76ers.
76ers.
Oh, Kevin Hart played for the 76ers.
Oh, my God.
Both are fucking 76ers.
And when your wife is as pretty as his wife is, you can't be smashing like whack chicks.
So now.
All right, let's get back to the clip.
And recently I didn't.
You know.
You got another um.
Is he umming again?
Perfect.
I'm not going to sit up here and say that I am.
You know, I'm not perfect.
I'm not going to sit up here and.
You know, I'm not perfect.
I'm not going to sit up here and.
Imani tried to tell him.
Fam. I'm not perfect. Imani tried to tell him. Fam,
I'm not perfect.
I'm not perfect as well.
When was he perfect?
Well, people thought he was.
Who thought that he was perfect?
Fans? The Six. No.
The 76ers?
The 76ers?
I want to know who thought that Kevin Hart
spanked? Spank to know who thought that Kevin Hart. Spank?
Spank.
Who thought that Kevin Hart was perfect?
I fuck with Spank.
Watching Spank tweet through it was even funnier than Kevin Hart having to put out a statement. Yeah, get the fuck out of here, Spank.
You can't just tweet like shit normal when you're a man under pressure.
You got to abort the timeline, too.
Get your ass the fuck
out of here. He trying to hang out with us still.
Trying to get some jokes off his shit. Yeah, fuck out of here
Spank and pause your name.
Spank. Spank is my nigga too
but come on Spank.
Say that I am or claim to be
in any way, shape or form.
That's just extra talking.
I never claim to be perfect in any way, shape, form or form. That's just extra talking. That's just words. I never claim to be perfect in any way, shape, form, or fashion.
That's just extra words.
And I made a bad error in judgment
and put myself in an environment
where only bad things can happen.
This is where I disagree.
Good things can happen.
I think he was in a great environment.
He was in a hotel room.
Great things can happen.
Two fucking escorts.
Bunch of money.
He was drunk.
What was bad about the environment? Wait, there were escorts? I don't know. Because if there were escorts, I think of money. He was drunk. What was bad about the environment?
Wait, there were escorts?
I don't know.
Because if there were escorts, I think they would get like debarred.
Well, if they were asking for money, they automatically become an escort.
There's not an escort union.
That's what you think.
Yeah, there's definitely an escort union.
If there's an escort union, I'm sure I know the president.
You?
I'm sure.
Hey, Parker.
I have cleaned my image, so fuck y'all.
They did.
And you said, um, on Instagram?
I know that I'm going to hurt the people closest to me.
So if you know you're going to hurt them,
am I the only one that absorbed this this way?
If you know you're going to hurt him, Kevin.
I don't think this helped at all.
Who I've talked to and apologized to.
Being my wife and my kids.
And I just, you know, it's a shitty moment.
No, we don't know.
When you know you're wrong.
And there's no excuses for your wrong behavior.
Yeah.
At the end of the day, man.
Oh, wait a minute.
At the end of the day? I hate at the end of the day. I love at the end of the day. At the end of the day, man. Oh, wait a minute. At the end of the day?
I hate at the end of the day.
I love at the end of the day.
End of the day is a good time.
End of the day is trash.
You got to be a master user of at the end of the day for it to be acceptable.
Have you ever passed the essay that you ended with at the end of the day?
Because that's my thing about at the end of the day.
That's the end conclusion of a bad SAT essay.
Not to me.
To me, at the end of the day,
is either somebody stupid or wrong.
That's my experience with anybody
who has ever said,
yo, at the end of the day,
they was either really stupid
or really wrong.
I've never heard anybody just casually explain
their weekend plans with at the end of the day
so boom I fucked up yeah yeah there we go there we go I just simply got to do better no shit
he owe it to blue man no shit Kevin but I'm not going to also allow a person to
to have financial gain off of my mistakes. And in this particular situation...
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That was the move.
We got to put it on her
for trying to gain from this bad situation.
You missed that point.
We're ending with it being her fault.
Off me.
Now let's talk about the girl.
I'm the victim again.
Yes.
You're right, we're right.
Gain off of my mistakes.
And in this particular situation,
I'm not going to also allow a person to...
I'm not going to allow them to do that. I'm not gonna also allow a person to i'm not gonna
allow them to do that like i'm are y'all watching what this girl is trying to do to me i am still
living in my head is she crazy wait does she know i am i am still arrogant i will not allow this
i'm wrong in every way i could be wrong but let me tell you what i will not allow the day has ended
and she's still trying to get money.
The nerd.
I need to gain off of my mistakes.
And in this particular situation, that's what was attempted.
That's what should be attempted.
I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes.
As you should.
Sorry, Kev.
I don't have nothing. Would you guys like me to tell y'all
all of the wrong missteps and miscalculations that are here?
I mean, just post it on Instagram.
I would love to hear how your brain dissects this.
Okay.
Kevin Hart has done every,
and listen,
I'm not a cheater.
I don't know much about this,
so pardon me if I'm just talking out of my ass.
Hey, baby, I love you,
and I can't wait to see you later.
Now.
Spoken like a true cheater.
Listen, fucking homeboy, right?
My point more is,
I think that Kevin Hart is funny.
I think that Kevin Hart is cool I think that Kevin Hart is cool
Kevin Hart is a great guy
I don't even think that this should be an indictment
On who he is as a person
I still think that he's a great guy
But boy you can't get any dumber
Or arroganter
In cheating
I think that every possible
Thing that men
Know to avoid
He didn't yeah i think that every everything that could
possibly go wrong in cheatville did yeah everything about what was his plan that's what i'm at what
was the plan you asked me if i think that he's cheated before yes i think he cheated before yes
i think he has side chicks yes i think that she maybe has caught him a few times.
But that don't change shit.
He should know better than some of these things.
No?
Your fucking wife's birthday weekend, Maul?
Yeah, that was crazy.
Every nigga with a brain knows if there's one weekend you can't cheat,
God damn it,
it's her birthday weekend.
I might be over,
that's over Valentine's Day.
Yes.
Over Christmas,
over New Year's,
over Easter.
Niggas should go to church
with their girl on Easter
and be with a side chick
by nighttime.
In the same suit.
100%.
And tell the side chick
to wear her little Easter outfit.
We're going to get night masks.
They all get dressed
and go to fucking Papacitos and shit.
Shit, I should be
kind of lit on Easter. You love Papacitos
on Easter. Wait, one of them little
Dykeman spots do be lit on Easter.
Vern told me. Vern is there.
Now. A lot of Catholics
up there. Back to this though. Your is there. Now. A lot of Catholics up there.
Back to this, though.
Back to this, though.
Your birthday weekend?
No.
I agree.
And let me tell you what's funny.
On some Snapchat, his wife was with him in Vegas during the weekend.
And Sin thought that was weird.
Because they were out at like a spot like a club and sin being pregnant
couldn't understand how she was eight months pregnant and in vegas at a club when she could
pop any second i paid it absolutely no mind but looking back now in hindsight i think that she
had some she she had some suspicionsions Wait Kevin Hart's wife was at a club
She was with him in Vegas
Like how many weeks ago this was
It was on Snapchat
And she's eight months pregnant
But they weren't in a club
I don't know where it was but it was somewhere
Did they let pregnant women in the club
I mean I guess if Kevin Hart has his wife with him
I mean I guess it's an exception
As long as she's not drinking
No but I thought that they didn't even allow pregnant women
I don't think
I don't even think they allow pregnant women
But the point was that
It was a lot
It looked to be a lot for somebody pregnant
But now that you look back on it
She's a woman
I 100% think that she had some suspicions
Fuck all that i'm here for
the jokes so let me see here before i go any deeper here into my kevin hart dive i really
just wanted to get into this voice note some more right voice note i mean the fucking the apology. Okay. So let's see.
I'm at a place in my life
where I feel like I have a target on my
back and because
of that I should make smart decisions.
And recently I
didn't.
You know I'm not perfect. I'm not going to sit up here and
say that I am or claim to
be in any way shape or form.
And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment
where only bad things can happen, and they did.
And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt the people closest to me,
who I've talked to and apologized to, being my wife and my kids.
And I just, you know, it's a shitty moment.
It's a shitty moment when you know you're wrong.
And there's no excuses for your wrong behavior.
At the end of the day, man, I just simply got to do better.
But I'm not going to also allow a person to have financial gain off of my mistakes.
And in this particular situation, that's what was attempted.
I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes
nah not done with that one i got at least 90 different records to put behind kevin hart
and this shit is 100 labeled kevin hart single in my itunes this was his role and the name of
the album is literally i'm telling you it's a rollout. Kevin Hart's single literally.
do you think this will become a bit?
Oh yeah,
100%.
This will 100%
become a bit.
This has to become a bit.
I'm at a place in my life
where I feel like
I have a target on my back
and because of that
I should make smart decisions.
And recently,
I did it.
You know, I'm not perfect.
I'm not going to sit up here and say that I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form.
And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen, and they did.
And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt The people closest to me Who I've talked to and apologized to
Being my wife and my kids
And I just
It's a shitty moment
When you know you're wrong
And there's no excuses for you
At the end of the day man
I just simply got to do better
But I'm not going to also allow a person to have financial gain off of my mistakes.
In this particular situation, that's where it was attempted.
I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes.
Free yourself, Kev.
Free yourself.
I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.
That home is crazy. I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back. That home is crazy.
I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.
And because of that, I should make smart decisions.
He lied!
And recently, I didn't.
You know, I'm not perfect.
I'm not going to sit up here and say what I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form.
And I made a bad error
In judgment
And put myself
In an environment
Where only bad things
Can happen
And they did
And
And doing that
I know that I'm gonna hurt
The people closest to me
Who I've talked to
And apologized to
Being my wife
And my kids
Um
And I just
You know
It's a shitty moment
It's a shitty moment
When you When you know you're wrong.
And there's no excuses for your wrong behavior.
At the end of the day, man, I just simply got to do better.
But I'm not going to also allow a person to have financial gain off of my mistakes.
In this particular situation, that's what was attempted.
in this particular situation,
that's what was attempted.
I said,
I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.
I don't care.
Bring it back.
I don't care.
Because of that,
I should make smart decisions.
And recently,
I did it.
You know,
I'm not perfect.
I'm not supposed to appear
and say that I am
or claim to be in any way,
shape, or form.
And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment
where only bad things can happen, and they did.
And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt the people closest to me
who I've talked to and apologized to, I think my wife and my kids.
And I just, you know, it's a shitty moment.
It's a shitty moment when you
when you know you're wrong and there's no excuses for your wrong behavior at
the end of the day man I just simply got to do better but I'm not going to also
allow a person to to have financial gain off of my mistakes right in this
particular situation that's what was attempted.
I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes.
Talk to him, Ian.
This was part of
Imani's rollout.
Yo, Imani's his rollout.
By the way,
Imani Project out right now
September 18th
and it came out
September 18th. see what he did there
i'm gonna play this song later
oh yeah
slow down i'm gonna get back to that uh it's a phenomenal record birthday weekends Weekends, no. You shouldn't cheat then.
Pregnancy, sorry, bad time to cheat.
That's a nine-month vacation for you too.
Like, she can't smoke and drink, you can't cheat.
Didn't I just say to somebody, though, when was it?
Don't look at me.
That is like, no, no, because that's a nightmare of a headline.
Yeah.
I told Sin, I want to see the person that makes me accept that headline.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yo, Marlon's amazing, man.
Fuck it Marlon Anyway
When you're pregnant
No
Sorry
That's a bad time to do it
When you're about to deliver
And she's about to pop
So now
The night she's delivering
Probably not a good idea
Yeah so now
She's at the doctor
You gotta be a different
Type of animal
Son
The night she's
I don't even care
If she's your baby mother
I don't care
If you don't even
Talk to her Right that's crazy The night she's your baby mother i don't care if you don't even talk to her right
that's crazy the night she's delivering is insane yeah that's nuts man but but listen so now and
they that now there's clips out there's clips out she she's at the doctor and paparazzi is there's
another reason i'm not going to la because who is selling tmz who who who is it that works at
the doctor's office that is selling TMZ the time that she's
going to be there so now I'm coming to the
doctor to try to
check on my fucking kid inside of me
and you're going to just sit at the doctor's office
really that's the amount of koof
you have see I would kill one of them niggas
yeah I would kill
one of them you wouldn't be wrong either don't play
with me like that yeah you wouldn't be wrong
hey howdy hey On, where's Kevin?
Huh?
Hey, how do you feel about him cheating?
Yeah, I know.
Go ahead and play.
Go ahead and play.
Everything was wrong about it.
I just want to know what The Rock thinks.
Fuck that.
What does Tyrese think?
The word.
I'm waiting for his statement.
Tyrese going to buy these niggas.
We got Ja Rule on the phone.
Let's see what Ja's thoughts are on this tragedy.
There's a fucking Ja Rule next to the time like this.
Nigga, this is ridiculous.
I want to dance.
I'm scared to death.
Poor Ja.
Did y'all say where y'all ranked Ja?
I don't think so.
Yeah, y'all did.
Top 20.
He was high 20 He was high
He was high
Definitely high
Most are talking about
All these albums
Listen how does he fix it?
He makes a bit about it
That we all laugh at
He is gonna make a bit
His next stand up
Gotta be a classic
Yeah
This is part of the roll out
Of his next stand up
I don't know why y'all
Keep confusing shit
I do think he can come out
Of this even bigger
This is his lemonade
Pause
To his 444
Yeah
Alright
Somebody tweeted that This is his lemonade pause to his 444 all right somebody
tweeted that uh this is his 544 54 whatever the fucking time is but it was pretty funny um
what else is there to talk about with him we kev i don't know if there's much left we said well
y'all said y'all don't think the wife is leaving so we got to that no i don't we got to him easily
being the worst cheater in the universe
speaking of the universe i think there's been worse but he's definitely up there he's pretty
high tiger would still take the cake for having all them white girls leave voice voicemails no
tiger is the worst tiger's the worst for going on their voicemails and saying hey hey, this is Tiger. Yeah.
Yeah.
Who even leaves voicemails?
Anyway, who leaves voicemails?
Hey, this was Tiger.
And who leaves their name on a voicemail?
Tiger Woods.
I'm a golf player.
We had sex.
This is my address.
Word.
And here's my wife's number.
I haven't left a voicemail in a decade. I'm asking you to not tell my wife I cheated.
He was wild on cheated. Like,
he was wild on that.
Yeah,
he is one of the worst cheaters.
I'm rolling.
I'm rolling.
Kevin Hart.
I forgot my point I was making
because we started
making jokes again.
I think we were
wrapping up, Kev.
I don't know if there
was much left.
I think Kev
wrapped himself up.
If you know what I mean.
Hopefully, hopefully he did wrap up. No. All right. Oh, up if you know what I mean oh so that was the other thing more the nigga gets out the bed
he walks around the room you watch the video yeah I saw the video he gets out the bed of course
I didn't see the video we know more we know you didn't see anything yeah I didn't see the video
but he gets out the bed right he does the uh naked walk around the room that all of us do as men when we just finish bodying some shit.
It's purely for ego.
You're not doing nothing.
You're just walking around.
It's a victory lap.
Yeah, you see me walking.
Then do a double take.
Make sure she's still laying in the bed.
Word.
Yeah, 100%.
So he did that, right?
And then shorty got a FaceTime call.
And then he took the phone and started talking to the person on the FaceTime call, which was a woman.
He started saying things like, hey, how was your trip?
Oh, yeah, so he knows her friends.
This is his joint.
Yeah.
This is his joint.
Yeah, for sure.
Why the hell?
Who the?
Wait, he didn't even go wash his dick in the sink?
Not yet.
Well, he was definitely on his way to the shower.
But that's not the point.
Not only are you cheating on your pregnant wife on her birthday weekend.
You kiki-ing with the side bitch's friends.
You're now friends with her friends.
Yeah, no, that's wild.
Oh, if your wife finds out that you are friends with her friends,
that's when women pull out all that extra shit to make you feel guilty about.
You know what?
It's not even so much the sex.
You confide with that bitch.
You trust your guy.
It's like a relationship.
That's what they say.
Treating your side like your main.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what they say.
Yeah.
That shit is crazy.
Or is it gentleman-like?
No, you can't be a gentleman while you're cheating.
If you're married with a pregnant wife, there's no time to be a gentleman while you're cheating.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
When she's fucked, get out.
All right, Mo.
No, that's not true.
Hypothetically.
That's not true.
Mo, you're not realistic.
That's not even true.
What you mean?
After you fuck, get out.
I just made 90 million last year.
That's what I'm saying? Yeah. No, Mo. No, that's not what I'm saying mean after you fuck get out i just made 90 million last year that's that's what i'm saying yeah no more no i'm gonna ask my niggas got the game for
regular shit not even if i have 100 million dollars for to ask for say shit hit the fan
and i have to be nice to her so she don't snitch what's gonna i can't be like get the fuck she
ready to speak like oh i'm about to i gotta talk whether you're a gentleman or not obviously
kevin's a gentleman so you should treat her like shit so she run to your girl treat her like a side
you know what this is we're having sex and i'm leaving i'm talking about when that's over and
she said i'm about to snitch that's not realistic you're not gonna be nice to her to try to talk
her out of this shit more more the side chick is the most powerful is the most powerful person
in your relationship no she's not see that's the that's the problem that mentality
no she is not yes she is no she's not how not because she's not i'm the most powerful person
in my relationship no you're not okay all right you keep thinking that no the side chick has no
power without me the side chick has no power i agree talking about no more that's not what i'm
saying i agree with you but in in the scenario we're talking about, you have inserted yourself there.
That's why there's a side chick.
Literally and figuratively.
Yeah, but she doesn't have more power than Kevin.
If you want her to keep a secret.
That's not about that, man.
See, that's the problem.
That's the empowerment.
Explain it.
Teach us.
Even thinking that a side chick has the power, that mentality is crazy to me.
Explain it.
The side chick has no power without the male, without the dude that she's fucking.
She has no power.
Yeah, but you already fucked.
But you're fucking her, man.
You passed the power off.
The power happens when you start getting cool with her friends, being on FaceTime, spending
all this, being a gentleman.
This gentleman shit that y'all speak of, that's where the problem comes in at.
That's not true.
Keep her in her place. Yo, we just fucking. I agree that that's a problem. that's where the problem comes in at that's not true keep her in her place
yo we just
fucking
that's it
I don't wanna know
your friends
once we're past that problem
you can't say bitch
get out my crib
I just fuck
don't call me
it's not gonna work
she gonna feel a way
she gonna tell your girl
I'm leaving
we're fucking at a hotel
or something
I'm at your however
and I'm out
I'm not laying up
on FaceTime with your crew
get the fuck out of here
that's really insane.
I hate to address the elephant in the room.
That's a lie.
I love addressing the elephant.
I can't even lie right now.
You are the elephant in the room.
I'm 100%.
I'm the elephant.
That's true.
Listen to this.
And I know that people don't want to hear this, but this is just real shit.
We're in a place where, and we've been in a place but people
just don't like to accept it you have to have trust established in your in all your relationships
side chicks included we're not in a space where and this is what kevin not alluded to what he
said on the breakfast club interview which is interesting that he got caught up this way
uh he said on the breakfast
club i've outgrown cheating because i don't i'm too paranoid i don't try i have to trust you to
cheat how do i know you're not pulling out your phone how do i know you're not taping and recording
me how do i know your intentions he said all of that so for him but it's to happen this way
you do need to have some trust a trust system developed between you and your side chick you do and if you don't
sorry that does make her pretty powerful if you have a side chick that you don't rock with
and women i know that y'all don't want to hear this they are out there the side chicks that
niggas rock with the side chicks especially when you have bread like the side chicks that especially when you have bread like this the side chicks that you have to trust them the side chicks that
when you say
give me your phone
I'm a caller
the ones we want you to call
they gonna hold it down
you're not gonna get very much
when you call them
they exist
they wasn't that
these two chicks
clearly
so even though
he was rocking with these chicks.
I don't mean to interrupt you.
I think they started out that way
because he was kiki-ing
with the friends.
They've clearly had
a long-term relationship
on the side.
Kev probably trusted them, bitches.
He clearly trusted them.
He definitely did.
He definitely trusted them.
So he got gamed by a chick.
She probably had
a six-month plan on this shit.
So, and when I agree
with you, Rory,
so what I've been saying is
that only happens when you are either naive or arrogant.
Definitely some arrogance in that whole shit.
When you cheat and you fall asleep with the girl.
I don't think it's naive.
Kev been in this business long enough to not be naive.
That's my point.
It's arrogance.
I don't think he's naive either.
Yeah, it's arrogance.
100% he's not fucking naive.
This is what I don't like.
And this is a money move.
This is what niggas with money do.
I'm not calling the feds when I cheated.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm never going to respect it.
I'm not going to respect you
involving the police because you cheated
on your pregnant wife on her birthday weekend.
Yeah.
This is a Fed case.
There's a federal investigation going on.
Shit.
You know how much money you gotta have?
If I could get that video in my possession
and I got the bread,
I might call the Feds, bro.
Might do that.
Nah.
I'm not calling the feds Keep your street code
Duke
She got that shit
And I got an NDA or something
I'm calling the feds
Ice is so lucky I love him
I would definitely tell the story of him letting the police in
And walking them to my bedroom
For them to arrest me
No I didn't tell the story But Yeah I'm not telling the story walking them to my bedroom for them to arrest me. You just told them.
No, I didn't tell the story.
But, yeah, I'm not telling the story.
I got a warrant in New Jersey for not letting the cops
in your fucking house.
Are you going to tell them
about the cops pulling us over
last week after the podcast?
I don't know, man.
I'm traumatized.
Shout out to the police
that pulled us over last week.
No, not shout out to the police.
What do you mean not shout out?
Yes, shout out to the police.
They fucking let us go. Yeah, y'all ain't jealous, so shout out to the police. What do you mean not shout out? Yes, shout out to the police. They fucking let us go.
Yeah, y'all ain't jealous,
so shout out.
We weren't the legitest.
That's what I'm saying.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Not shout out.
Yes, shout out.
That's one.
Two, in closing with this Kevin Hart shit,
what I will say is
Kevin Hart's wife
and Kevin Hart's ex-wife
have been back and forth at each other
for quite some time
about the inception of Kevin Hart's current relationship, right?
Yeah.
So it was just two weeks ago that that beef was prominent,
and Kevin Hart's current wife was on Snapchat,
Snapchatting her hand on the steering wheel of her expensive vehicle,
highlighting her wedding ring.
That's what was happening.
That's what women do though.
Stop.
Did she put the camera back
and move her head
to put whatever type of car
in the headrest?
No, she didn't do that.
The focus was the ring.
I only bring it up to say
the universe works one way.
You put it out there.
It's coming back to you.
So you were showboating your wedding ring.
Very proud of your trophy husband that you won.
Accept your prize.
Accept it.
It's yours.
He is yours. Don't leave now. Don't leave. Work through it. That's your nigga.
Yo, but see, that's the other thing. That's the other thing. And I swore I was closing this.
These types of situations always present a very interesting crossroads for women where they have to stare at themselves in the mirror.
When the man that you love,
your successful man that you love,
your man that you love and are proud of,
this is not someone who you ever thought about leaving.
When he puts the egg on your face face we know what the girls in your group
chat are saying most women don't have really smart women friends to coach them through these
types of situations that's the scariest part of these type of situations i'm not i don't listen
her friends are helping her make these decisions oh my my God, women. That's the scariest thing in the entire world. Women, never listen to your friends
in times of turmoil with your significant other.
Oh my God, that's the worst thing in the world to do.
All your single friends.
Why do women even do that?
Yo, it was a rule of mine not too long ago, right?
This is how important I think that rule is.
I stopped dating chicks
that didn't have women in their lives like the good, good friend.
Y'all know, like I'm like that friend, like I'm going to I'm going to say it.
I'm going to talk to y'all that friend. I don't even want to see a woman that don't have that friend.
There's going to be a time where where you're in doubt. Women live in their brains.
There's going to be a time.
That's also why I preach.
It's very important to know your significant other.
There's going to be a time where the way shit look is crazy.
It's going to be a time where you don't believe the shit that I am saying.
All of that's going to occur.
I'm going to need you to call the good good friend.
She's going to have to tell you how real of a nigga i am and she gotta talk you off that ledge i forgot what my point even was
i just was off on a tangent here the good good friend yeah but when women don't have the good
good friend they go to the only guy in their life, which is typically a guy that wants to fuck them to begin with, and then takes the advice from him.
Pandora's box.
That's typically if they don't have the good friend and they're somewhat of a logical woman.
And here's the misogynistic part of this podcast.
As logical as women can be, they're going to go to the guy friend and be like, all right, well, let me get the man's perspective.
And it's probably a guy that's trying to fuck and been waiting for you to fuck up.
Yeah.
Spoiler alert.
They all are.
This is exactly
what Brooke Valentine
is doing on Love & Hip Hop
to Marcus with Boobie.
Joe,
you still watch Love & Hip Hop.
Those names are just crazy.
Joe is just invested
in Love & Hip Hop.
He's watching Marcus
and Boobie?
Joe is crazy.
Mo, you don't watch Love & Hip Hop?
No.
Do you watch TV?
Yeah.
Do you have a TV?
Yes.
Okay.
Do you have a TV?
When is the last time you watched Love & Hip Hop?
When you were on it?
How you don't watch it and you're alumni?
Joe, don't do that.
Nah, he visited the campus.
He's not an alumni.
No, he was on more than one episode of Love & Hip Hop.
He visited the campus.
I'm not an alumni. Whoa, one episode. He went to a different school. Yeah, no. No, I's not an alumni. No. He was on more than one episode of Love & Hip Hop. He visited the campus. I'm not an alumni. Whoa. One episode
of Love & Hip Hop. He went to a different school.
Yeah. No. No. I can't be alumni.
Mall underscore underscore underscore underscore
underscore underscore underscore. They did put
Mall. No, they did not.
Fuck out of here. They did. No, they did not.
You're lying. In the episodes you were there,
my name was never on the screen of
Love & Hip Hop. In my story, it wasn't.
In real life, it wasn't.
But you were on more than one episode.
Maybe two.
You were on more than two episodes. We could definitely rip that from YouTube.
I've seen them.
Chris put mall underscore on the screen.
You were in the Harlem episode.
The episode with Harlem.
Okay.
One.
That was your star debut.
That was episode one where you had to talk Rocky off the ledge outside and I was mollied up.
That was Maul's reasonable doubt?
That was his debut?
No, that was not my reasonable doubt,
Roy.
That was not my reasonable doubt. How do we know?
What do you mean, how do you know?
What the fuck are you talking about?
That's not for you to decide.
It is for me to decide, nigga.
Was that
your reasonable doubt?
No, sorry.
You were on a few
of those episodes,
but I didn't even want
to talk about that,
but yeah,
that's what Brooke Valentine
is doing.
I don't know who
Brooke Valentine is, bro.
You do know who Brooke,
see, I hate when Rory act like,
now you don't know
who Brooke Valentine is,
and now you're not waiting
for a lyricist
to challenge
the venomous pen
of Killer Mike.
You didn't tweet the same thing about JC with Battle Rap like three days later?
Oh, I hope no one comes near JC in the URL and his vicious pen.
You didn't tweet the same thing, bro?
I did.
That's what the fuck I thought.
JC or Kill Killer Mike?
You wilder. Of course I'm joking, idiot. Mike you wilder
of course I'm joking idiot
but
you are wilder
but
I think it's okay to say that
in the battle rap field
where
niggas challenge each other
for a living
right
you were
I was asking
you were making up
a hypothetical battle
with fucking
run the jewels
and someone else
I wish someone would
or run
which one is Mike
you know I was at Meadows and they opened for Hove and I was sitting next to Kim Run the jewels in someone else. I wish someone would. Or run. Which one is Mike?
I was at Meadows and they opened for Hove and I was sitting next to Kim and they were doing whatever their little symbol is where they do this bullshit.
I was like, all right, so which one is Mike?
Is Mike run or is Mike the jewels?
Or is he the?
Mike is not the.
No, the DJ is not.
Mike is too dope to be the.
The is trash. Tell me, the DJ is not. Mike is too dope to be the. The is trash.
Tell me more about the Meadows.
The Meadows.
Tell me more about the Meadows.
You saw Nas or no?
No, I was too hungover from Saturday to go to Nas.
How are you from Queens and you don't see Nas?
You fake.
Mind you, and it was in Queens.
You are so phony
I'm a Jersey resident now man
that's far
no I only really saw Hove
I wanted to see
Red Hot Chili Peppers
after Nas too
was Maul there?
no
Maul was definitely there
but I ran into some
Rockefeller associates
but that's neither here nor there
we'll keep that for after
was Lenny up there?
Lenny was there
and I blamed him for everything
okay
tell Lenny did you tell Lenny I said And I blamed him for everything Okay Tell Lenny
Did you tell Lenny
I said what's up
No we agreed
To fuck Joe Button
Oh
Yeah
That sounds about right
Was at the bar
I agree with you B
I don't fuck with Joe neither
Solid
Nobody fucks with Joe
And Joe
After I've made myself
So easy to love
Have you made yourself
easy to love
that's a little
I'm asking
yeah
okay
yeah
I have
you love me
right
yeah
the fuck out of here then
I mean but
I'm talking about other people
I don't know if you still
that means you made yourself
easy to love
I like my rebrand
my rebrand
first of all
you talk to me like a brand
fuck out of here
which is so crazy
cause we all knew him
Before the rebrand
And don't give two shits
About the rebrand
I like my rebrand
I hate
I just said rebrand
What a loser
And I'm the hipster
I'm not a hipster
You can't even fucking
Win that fight
You work for Complex
And wear Vans
Come on
I'm wearing my hipster pants
Are those the ones
You paid $1,500 for?
One of them.
Talk your shit.
That's humble, bro.
Yet you wear it with a dirty white beater.
I would hope so.
That's what you're talking about.
All my pants still cost $1,500.
This is a dap.
God damn it.
This is a dap.
I'm not dapping over $1,500 pants.
This is a dap.
Hey, hey, hey. High five something. A pound. It was a dap. Okay'm not dapping over $1,500 pins. This is a dap. Hey, hey, hey.
High five something.
A pound.
It was a dap.
Okay, we got it.
All right, so you don't have any more shit to give us from the Meadows?
No, I don't.
I don't at all.
I was there for two hours.
All right.
I was there to support Raven, who was invited by Hov to shoot in the pit.
I was there to support my friend.
Oh, you're Rory.
You're such a good job.
Yo, Rory.
Yo, Rory, man.
Talk about it. I'm telling you, I'm going to pull up the fucking Oh, Rory. Same job. Yo, Rory. Yo, Rory, man. Talk about it.
I'm telling you, I'm going to pull up the fucking People's Court theme.
Do it.
Oh, wait a minute.
Do it.
I'll always defend my friends.
Oh, shit.
And Hypebeast, my friends.
Yeah, man.
I'm mad Nas posted the fucking clip of him and Nicki in front of the old school Benz.
Me and my homeboy was just talking about Getting old school BMWs The 88 BMWs man
So now I can't
I don't feel like I can do it
Because now I look like
I'm biting off a Naz
I can't do it
I'm going to do that shit
I don't care
I'm going to bite Naz
It was dope though
I'll follow the trend
That was fly
I like old school Beamers
More than old school Benz
I think you can still do it
Nah
Remember when Puff
Took all the doors
Off the Jeep
Yeah and everybody ran with that
But they
It was still fly when they did it
Yeah but they equated it to puff, though.
I don't want to be like, yo, you got that from Nas?
No. They say Nas got it from Hove.
Yeah, they were saying from the...
Oh, the picture that? No, that was Jay
actually in that time.
Yeah, in London.
But you know that it's not going to stop the people
from saying that. I don't know.
It's still a good idea, though. Shout out to Em.
That's how men stunt on their birthday.
They can't do what women do on their birthday.
They got to go buy an old car and take a picture in front of it instead of a bunch of bottles
and their friends.
Is it just...
That's how we...
That's the only way we could celebrate our birthday on social media, is get an old-ass
car that looks amazing and put Nicki in the front seat without being corny on your birthday
on social media.
First of all, any nigga that celebrates his birthday
on social media is corny.
That's what I'm saying. You can't do it.
There is no cool way to do it.
I thought the old school Benz was cool.
It was cool because the Benz was cool
and Nas was cool and Nicki is cool
and it was a cool pic.
It was cool.
The car is hard.
The Benz was dope.
Yeah, the car is hard. Old Benz was dope. Yeah, the car was hard.
Old Benz is hard.
The Emmys, I want to shout out Donald Glover again.
I feel like every year now for the past however many years.
Told y'all.
He was a genius.
Did you tell us that?
Are you that guy?
You don't know I've been saying that since years ago.
If I know it, I'm not admitting to it.
Are you that guy? I am that guy he told why i told you
because he told you i told you he was a genius i said yo this kid is a genius i'm an admitted
uh childish gambino fan from because of the internet so i i think i'm late to the party from
the cool standard but i thought he was genius from because the internet then i saw a stand-up
and all this shit he done on whatever TV show
but congrats to him
man that's major
Atlanta is phenomenal
major
it's one of the better
TV shows I've ever seen
yeah
he has a part in his afro
that's just phenomenal
within himself
anybody that parts
their afro
is dope
to me
I will say
I'll hit you back
Jesus Christ.
He definitely, Donald Glover
definitely had.
Fuck is up though.
Is this how we doing our podcast?
Fuck out of here Trev.
We'll hit you back. I'm gonna hit you back.
Yo. My man's Trev.
Is Trev still in the Rockets? Yep.
I thought Trev was coming to the Kn I thought Travis was coming to the Knicks.
He thought nobody's coming to the Knicks.
Jared Jack's on the Knicks.
That's major.
I'm excited about it.
I like that.
I am excited about it.
Before we hop into sports, we do have to note that hip hop was at the edge of their fucking
seats when Donald Glover went up to do that acceptance speech.
Because the last time he did that shit, he moved Bad and Bougie up to number one
on the fucking Billboard charts
because of an acceptance speech.
Hip-hop was sitting there going,
all right, which record is he about to bring with him?
Well, now he's teasing a project with him and Chance.
He's been teasing that for five years.
Yo, you know what, man?
All right, this is when I just fold right
into old bitter angry mode.
I might as well make a fucking sound effect or something.
I'm sick of the joint projects, man.
Well, we don't get a lot of them.
We don't get any of them.
I'm sick of the talk of fucking joint projects.
I'm with you on that.
Come on, dogs.
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
Enough ain't enough. Drop it. I agree with that. I. Come on, dogs. Yeah, I'm with you on that. Enough ain't enough.
Drop it.
I agree with that.
I bet enough is enough.
Put the shit out.
So Glover's talking about him and Chance.
Travis is talking about him and Quavo.
Sway Lee also said he was working on a joint project with somebody,
but my memory fails me at the moment.
Doug, maybe.
I'm not part of that world.
Doug is another nigga that said he had a project coming with somebody, but my memory fails me at the moment. Doug, maybe. I'm not part of that world. Doug is another nigga
that said he had a project coming with somebody.
I see a whole bunch of pictures of
him and fucking Future in the studio
together. Cole and Kendrick have
been teasing since 06.
No, seriously. Like 07 type shit.
Yeah, Pump It Up was out.
Honestly, I'm sick of it.
Enough is a fucking enough. We never
get the project. All we ever get is Big Sean and Jhene. Which is a fucking enough we never get the project all we ever get
is Big Sean and Jene
which is a great project
that is the
oh here come Maul
massaging his fucking
political relationships
I don't know Jene
or Big Sean
I'm saying that was
a great project
I couldn't really get
into it personally
I think that project
was dope
I think it was good
it was just too like
it felt like
too young
it was too young
it was cool
it was cool
but out of all the joint projects we could have gotten, that's the one we landed on.
No, he just Joe named it.
Mall, Parks and Rory, everyone simmer down.
We are not about to critique Jhené and Big Sean's projects on this podcast.
I like it.
You're their height.
I like it.
That's why you like it.
I still like it.
You have to know them niggas.
I still like it.
Party's dropping a lot of music.
Tell us, Mall.
You're the party plug.
What? What's up with all this music he's dropping? The party plug. Party's dropping a lot of music. Tell us more. You're the party plug. What?
What's up with all this music he's dropping?
The party plug.
He's dropping music.
He said he would, and he's living up to what he said.
Is he dissing Kalani in this new song?
Did you hear it?
No, I didn't hear it.
All right.
Well, when he starts talking about a girl in the ambulance.
I don't think he's still doing that.
I think he's past that Kalani thing.
He's an R&B singer.
Well, who's the other girl in the ambulance then that he was there for
when she was in the hospital and suicidal
that she was on? I'm just telling you what he said.
Wait, this is on a new record he's saying this?
Whose name is Kalani? Oh, then that sounds like Kalani.
He said that in a song today. Yeah, that sounds like Kalani.
Yeah, he said it was Kalani.
Her name was Kalani.
It was spelled that way. No, no, I'm joking.
I'm joking, I'm joking.
Kalani's interlude part two. Yo, wait, so you know what's funny
about that? On the fucking show,
on the show on Complex, they start
talking about the party shit. Of course I love party.
Party's a friend of the show. So I'm like,
how do we know that Kalani's the only suicidal
girl that party knows, right?
So then I go on Instagram to read my comments, because I love
reading comments on Instagram, right? And Kalani's
in the comments, oh my god, I love your family.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
God damn it, yo.
Would you just shut up sometimes?
Right.
But I like Kalani.
Yes, you do.
Kalani is very dope.
I do like Kalani.
And very talented.
Party, leave Kalani alone.
I didn't say that on my show
because I'm the last nigga
to tell somebody else
to not make a song about their ex.
Yeah, you definitely are
the last person.
I support that shit.
I think niggas that don't rap should do it i 100 think that rory should throw a song out about
his ex are you kidding me tell me you wouldn't know i want to hear it from your perspective
oh on a henny night rory on a henny henny rory i got some bars I think everybody Should have a Hoodie Mello alias By the way And Henny Rory
Henny Rory
In his living room
Do y'all see the gay shit
In Rory's living room
Where he has the evolution
Of music
No I didn't see that
Tell us Rory
Come on
Because then I want to
Finish my statement
This don't have
Nothing to do with nothing
Well I've been listening
To music for quite some time
Are we getting the jokes off
I have records.
I have cassettes.
No, I'm talking about the...
Yeah, so I have a soundbar.
I think it's dope, but I'm cracking on it.
Yeah.
No, I have a nice soundbar for my laptop, my Bluetooth, regular shit.
I have a cassette player for my cassettes, and I have a record player for my records.
But all of that's fine that he has those things, but they're on display.
They're set up nice.
Well, where would...
Yeah, organization.
So when he does his insta
snaps, I see them all.
Wait, does he insta snap the cassette player? Yes.
No, it just happens to be
in the room. First of all, I don't trust anybody
that says it just happens.
At the end of
the day, it's in the room.
It just fucking happens. At the end of
the day. Wait, I brought
that up to talk about something.
I have no idea what you brought that up.
We been knew Rory was a fucking hipster.
Oh, Henny Rory.
Henny Rory. So if Henny Rory is in his
living room looking at the evolution of music
on a dark Sunday night.
I'm penning something?
His exes is getting bars.
His exes is getting bars His ex is getting bars
They get a few
If Maul is on the corner one night
Wait
Seriously
What if Maul is just in front of the bodega
You know what I mean
Talking to the cats
His ex tucked a pack in her crack
And never gave it back
Because Maul is the one that says
He don't trust the bodega
If there's not a cat laying on the bread. Right.
Classic stand-up
bad boy shit. So if you
standing on the corner and you glance at
your fucking phone and Shorty just
laughing all at this fucking
Memphis Grizzly nigga jokes.
I see how y'all trying to paint me. I don't know if I like
it. Wait, wait.
Why am I on the corner at night in front of the bodega,
mad at a nigga?
First of all,
Maul knows it.
Fam, for the past three episodes,
they've been Picasso-ing my whole image that isn't true.
So take some jokes, P.
My bad, bro.
Maul is definitely Jamal St. Patrick.
Sorry.
He ain't ghost.
Sorry.
He's definitely the ghost of weed.
I'm rolling with that
That's crazy
Oh so I wanted to
Of course you guys didn't watch
The hip hop honors
Cause y'all don't give a fuck about
I watched it
Hip hop or honoring hip hop
I watched it
Yeah right
You did watch it
You don't
Regina Hall was hosting
Anything Regina Hall is a part of
I support it
She is bae
I love her
That seems so awkward to me
What
Regina Hall
Aye aye watch your mouth And can I tell you that I never knew that That was Regina awkward to me. What? Regina Hall. Hey, hey, watch your mouth.
And can I tell you that I never knew that that was Regina Hall?
Who'd you think she was?
All right, wait.
You got her mixed up with Regina King?
You're all going to laugh at me.
Do you know who I thought Regina Hall was when I think Regina?
The girl from Boys in the Hood?
Yes.
Yeah.
A lot of people mix her up.
What is her name?
Regina King.
Nah, she got What is her name? Regina King. Nah.
She got to remix her name.
She has to change
her name from Regina?
Or she got to
snuff Regina Hall.
Why?
Because I think a lot
of people make that mistake.
They probably do.
I think a lot of people
make that mistake.
I think it's common.
For everybody
This was great.
Everybody at home
right now watching this.
I agree. And acting like y'all don't see what's going on out there body and rory you gotta open your eyes this is to
anybody with white friends open your eyes killing parks you have white friends you keep saying you
don't see what's going on on television i try to turn a blind eye to you guys open your eyes
and if you look like i look i don't then you know how we got look mad alike, but we're here
We don't even think Pharrell's black. So what are we gonna do? But I agree with
Like three niggas that clapped the human condition is important
Don't think just because
They come in at the african-americans and they come in at the Jewish community and they come in at the Hispanics
Are they coming at the Jews because you look they coming at the Jewish community, and they coming at the Hispanics.
Are they coming at the Jewish community? Just because you look like them.
They're using you.
So far.
Do y'all know Pharrell made y'all wear bape?
Own up to it right now.
I never wore bape.
I don't know.
Rory owned bape.
He definitely owned bape.
On my mother's life, I've never had a bape cloth near me.
Niggas love lying on their mother's life.
That means nothing to me. You know how many Niggas love lying on their mother's life. That means nothing to me.
You know how many times niggas lie on their mother's life?
But if I were to pick between Bape and Supreme, I'm taking Bape.
Wait, what's wrong with Bape?
You said bars to more.
Bape over Supreme?
To me.
What's wrong with Bape?
I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
I've just never owned it.
Everything's wrong with Bape.
They got good hoodies I think
And Bape is so trash
Bape was the
If you had on Bape
You were the original hype
Wait hold on
Joe you never asked me
To see if I had the plug
For the Bape Adidas joints
Like six months ago
I don't even know
What the Bape Adidas joints are
Alright lie to the podcast
Alright
Just lie like shit
I have no problem
Lying to the podcast
Yo
So rest in peace, Bobby Heenan.
Yeah.
That was big.
The brain.
That was big.
West Side and Conway put out a, I don't know if it's a tribute, but he's the artwork.
He's the artwork.
That shit's awesome.
And that shit is amazing.
Alchemist produced that shit.
Rory's definitely in West Side and Conway.
Shit.
I roll with that shit.
I like that shit.
And I like them. Rest in peace, Bobby Heway. Shit. This nigga gives me all my updates. And I like them.
Rest in peace, Bobby Heenan,
but damn it.
Oh, yeah, you don't say.
Fucking, oh, Maul.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
As our resident OVO reporter,
Drake has a tattoo of
Denzel Washington on his body now
yeah
this is it if you haven't seen it
let me show it to you
you have that saved in your phone
I saved podcast topics for you
it's called production
you're reacting
you're reacting
Maul explain this to me.
I don't know.
Drake has a lot of questions.
I don't know.
I really want to ask him about his tattoo.
Like, why does he get certain tattoos?
I really, I'm honest.
Not even having.
Text him right now or FaceTime him.
Not even being funny.
I really want to know.
I feel like he would give you some PC shit.
Like, all these people are legendary.
They're inspiring me to be better. That's definitely what he's going to give you. Yeah.. Like, all these people are legendary. They're inspiring me to
be better at math.
That's definitely what he's going to give you.
I don't think so.
If they don't inspire you, there's something wrong
with you and your ambition.
I've never even seen Denzel with a trumpet until I looked at Drake.
You don't remember that movie?
He has a trumpet? You don't remember that movie?
Yeah, but the trumpet's on him.
There's been mad Denzel movies. movies yeah but i think if he just had that the tattoo
because that could look like a lot of people without the trumpet but how you think he told
him to do not hit the trumpet too come on man it's more better blues you gotta have the trumpet
yo i love when more try to not laugh No it's funny Maul
No the tattoo is funny
Maul
The tattoo is funny
But that's not the funniest one to me though
You think it's
Got a trombone on it
It's a weird choice
I'm not telling him
I agree
I don't think that's
The weirdest one though
Make sure you get the saxophone
What if
What if one of us got that tattoo
I would definitely need
I mean if you're not
I have that tattoo
If you're not a musician Or an artist I would definitely need... I mean, if you're not... I have that tattoo.
If you're not a musician or an artist, I would question that.
Wait, so you get a pass if you're a musician or an artist for having... You kind of understand it.
I know it has something to do with music.
I can't understand that movie.
It's musical inspiration.
It has to be.
It has to be.
Coming from Drake, it has to be.
I still don't get it, though.
I don't understand why that.
I don't know.
But, you know. Maybe I'm just not... I don't understand why that. I don't know. But, you know.
Maybe I'm just not, I didn't make enough money to think like that yet.
You know when you make a certain amount of money, you start thinking different.
You start really like.
You open different chakras and shit.
Sinking into that mobile blues.
Yeah, like your shit opens up a little more.
The nigga with 200 million tried to show you how to move.
I never want to move like that.
You ain't did his jokes.
Yeah, you were.
You fucking the game up.
I don't ever want to think like that. You ain't think his jokes was funny? Yeah, you were. You fucking the game up. I don't ever want to think like that.
Damn it.
Oh, shit.
What is you guys' phone service provider?
AT&T.
AT&T.
What they said.
AT&T.
Chris, you too?
Sprint.
I knew it was a Sprinter around.
There's always one sprint guy around.
Side note, y'all been in Toronto, right?
Speaking of Drake and phone services.
Not ever since I beefed with Drake, I am afraid.
Why is it everything in Toronto is,
who is Rogers in Toronto?
The center is Rogers.
My phone service when I land is Rogers.
I'm still looking for Tim Hortons.
There's a Tim Hortons on every block in Toronto. I'm so sick for Tim Hortons. There's a Tim Hortons on every block.
I'm so sick of Tim Hortons and his coffee.
Somebody from Toronto tweet me and explain to me who Rodgers is.
Everything is Rodgers in Toronto.
Where is Tim Hortons in New York?
That's AT&T in Canada.
Okay.
There's a Tim Hortons in New York.
There is a Tim Hortons in New York.
There's a few of them.
In the Bronx?
No, in Manhattan.
No, in the city.
They gentrifying the Bronx.
They gentrifying everywhere. Even Staten Island, I was surprised. What? No, in Manhattan. In the city. They gentrifying the Bronx. They gentrifying
everywhere.
Even Staten Island,
I was surprised.
Yeah.
What?
No,
they not.
Who live in Staten Island?
Yeah.
They are gentrifying
Staten Island.
I thought that'd be
the last to go.
They gentrifying
everywhere that we
tore down
and we didn't take
pride in,
all these places,
Harlem,
they're moving back in.
Go right when you get off
the fucking E in Jamaica,
there's a whole two
huge high rises
of luxury condos going up where at uh on supfin and archer two big ass fucking uh you know
twenty five hundred dollars a month for a living room type of condos that's crazy we're not gonna
address bridget kelly at all because that's your friend rory right i love bridget you can address
her uh whoa whoa whoa whoa
all right now we're gonna do it since both of y'all if it was only rory that loved her maybe
not wait you love her too yeah all right why do you guys love her she's cool as shit i think so
too cool as shit when you're cool as shit isn't that more reason for the jokes to fly i mean jokes
can always fly i don't so with that said have you seen love and hip-hop no i don't what did boobie do now uh i have not watched i have
not watched any of it because bridget told me she was on it and i did not want to watch it
because i love her too much bridget
friend of the show since two people on the show are your friends
i would like you to come answer for this i'm not even gonna kill you i'm not i'm not gonna kill you
but i would like for bridget kelly to come on this podcast and answer for some of the behavior
that we are seeing on television that i don't know to be bridget kelly i guess i will say that
and i will leave that at that right is that a
nice clean way to go about that because we do love Bridget if she's uh in New York next week I will
ask her to come on okay good is there anything else that I care about did we miss something
hold on let me look at my list oh wait you said you didn't enjoy the hip-hop honors we didn't even
get into that I played the Pharrell clip for us to talk about the hip hop honors and we didn't talk about it.
You didn't really enjoy it.
So what happened was, what had happened was, I started with the beginning because I saw, you know, they kind of leak who's going to be on it.
So I thought it was going to be good.
It starts out fucking Lil Romeo is doing I Got The Hook Up, Holla If You Hear Me.
He doing, uh, I'm like alright I don't think this is for me
And then I didn't like
And Romeo took the Lil off his name
So watch your mouth
Pardon me B
Pardon me
I'm sorry
Now you were saying
Aren't you and Romeo
At the same age though?
I actually think he's older than me
Say something else
Say he wants
Watch your mouth Say something wild about Romeo Go ahead Say you want.
Watch your mouth.
Say something wild about Romeo.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
First of all, you can't even get beat up by a nigga named Romeo.
You can't get beat up by a nigga named Romeo.
No.
I'm not even letting that happen.
Let me jump that nigga.
You look like Romeo.
Then fucking. I didn't like how they look like romeo
nothing about romeo looks like me but anyway you both like skin uh i didn't like the martin shit
uh i was on board when uh avion crockett came out and did the dragonfly jones shit i started
to be with it and then it just stopped i think martin uncomfortable. He thought it was going to be more than it was, and then I cut it off.
This morning, somebody who I
appreciate their hip-hop opinion was like, oh, that shit
was crazy last night. So I went back and watched
the second half, which
was phenomenal.
I was ready to come here
and hate on it.
The first half I thought
was trash.
I really enjoyed it. Missy was outstanding.
In the first half, Trick and Trina
were the only two that I enjoyed out of that
whole thing. You just said Missy was amazing. That was the first
half. No, Missy was...
No, she was before Trick and Trina.
She kind of opened.
Maybe I missed the opening. Missy opened.
Maybe I came late.
She opened in a black suit oh she
destroyed that black no i agree maybe all right then i watched it late and then cut it off late
yeah i i enjoyed that and i don't normally enjoy the hip-hop honors this was probably the first
one i probably even only continued to watch it because it tailed uh love Hip Hop. But right after that, I got into
my fucking show.
What's the name of my show
I was just fucking talking about?
The Confession Tapes.
That's my shit.
The Confession Tapes.
I'm hooked.
I'm in.
The Confession Tapes.
Yes.
Netflix.
Oh, turn me off.
Turn my fucking...
You're not plugged in.
Hey, what the hell?
God damn it.
It's your fault.
If you have never seen
the confession tapes...
Well, no.
Let me not start there.
If you're into all of the same shows
like I am,
all the shows I'm into,
somebody has to die
and we have to figure out
who it is
and who did it and why.
If it's not a murder mystery,
I'm not even turning on
my fucking TV or a murder documentary.
You have to die.
You have to die.
If you believe that Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey grown up, this is for you.
What?
That's a conspiracy.
It's a real conspiracy.
I've said it on this podcast.
We've talked about it.
I know that some people think that she is that person.
Thank you. now i don't
remember what i was talking about confession tapes oh the confession tapes the confession
tapes uh is a show on netflix it's a series it's a uh eight episodes don't worry i'm not going to
talk about it there's no spoiler alert however it revolves around the police getting confessions
from people who did not commit the crimes that they confessed to
and the different police tactics that
they use, how these things are
admissible in court, and how these
people are spending the rest of their life in
jail. I guess that is a spoiler.
That's a spoiler. There's no spoiler. It's already
happened. It's the news.
It happened. Yeah, it's the news, but you
should watch it. Man, that show
is fucking awesome
it is it is really really good and i say that just because i'd like to keep you guys abreast on
good shit they were watching i did six episodes straight so yeah we i'm probably finished that
shit tonight um let's see what else happened i only asked you guys about your phones because
sprint and fucking uh sprint and t-Mobile are merging.
Both for the trash niggas.
That's why I thought that that was really, really awesome.
Because if you combine trashes,
you got, yeah.
You have a dumpster.
Chris, your phone might be, I mean,
like, cool, in the near future. Combine trashes.
Yeah, combine your trashes.
What else dope is happening?
New Jersey has voted on
niggas to smoke weed.
Shout out to New Jersey.
They're going to legalize that shit.
And weed is a big business.
Right?
Huge business.
They might as well just go ahead
and do it in New York too
because it's all coming right here.
I don't get though.
As people that are weed smokers,
why do they want it to be legal?
It's going to get taxed.
It's going to be more expensive.
There's going to be limitations on it.
Just cop from your dealer anonymously
and then go about your business for $10, $15.
Yeah, they're still going to do that.
My problem is when they get fucking cigarettes
and they put mad fucking fiberglass
and all types of shit in it.
That's going to be whack.
Wait, what? The way cigarettes got mad shit in it, they're going to do that to weed. I might be rolling types of shit in it. That's going to be whack. Wait, what?
The way cigarettes got mad shit in it?
To be honest,
they're going to do that to weed.
I might be rolling with this shit too.
I think they're going to kill people
with the weed that they got on themselves.
Yeah, they're going to process the weed.
I didn't think.
The same shit they put in chicken nuggets.
Rory, you've been holding that in for a minute.
You've been wanting To make a stance
For your chicken nuggets
For a while now
Let me get all these
Topics out
So we can get to sleep
Kyrie
Y'all watched
Holy shit yes
Kyrie I let his beard
Grow back man
He look nuts
He does look nuts
Is that a Boston thing
I think
I think that was
I think that was his way
Of just starting new
Starting fresh
I like Kyrie better
When he look like surf
LeBron
LeBron's gonna Fuck Kyrie up when he look like surf. LeBron is going to fuck Kyrie up.
And they got the first game of the season.
Oh, he's fucking him up pregame.
I can't wait.
LeBron need to guard Kyrie first possession.
Come down, clear it out.
Everybody move.
LeBron, actually, if you don't do that, you pussy.
Real shit.
Real shit.
Everybody move.
Because who on Cleveland can guard Kyrie?
Well, I mean, naturally, D. Rose can guard.
Who can guard Braun, period?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up, Rory.
More.
I mean, no, I'm saying naturally, D. Rose is going to have to guard him.
All right, that wasn't a question.
Nobody can guard Kyrie in the league.
Nobody.
All right, well, LeBron would have a better shot, no?
I mean, he would have a better shot, yes, but.
Hey, let me tell you something.
I think that all of the LeBron tweets and posts and captions and pictures that all say,
man, when the fuck does the season start?
I'm ready to ball.
Because all of that, listen, I done seen him with Hoodie Mello rocking.
He's been tweeting this.
He's been dancing and working out every fucking day.
Him and Kevin Love is rocking here.
UCLA. Everything that LeBron
is saying is saying,
nigga, when does the season start?
It looks like he's looking for the smoke.
He wants the smoke.
Kyrie wants that smoke, though. Gordon Hayward
does not want that smoke. Hey, Kyrie, let me tell you,
you ain't got soldiers riding with you.
I don't think that
in your time of need,
Al Horford and Gordon Hayward
are holding it down.
Especially how much money
they worth.
They're not doing that shit.
Come on, Gordon Hayward
coming from fucking warm Utah?
Basketball,
Royals,
like $20 million.
Don't get it twisted.
I'm not talking about hoop.
I'm talking about life.
He ain't Chandler Parsons.
I'm talking about...
Chandler Parsons can't hoop.
No.
Nigga have one bad season and he can't hoop all the time.
He's had a lot of bad seasons.
He didn't even deserve the money he got.
You said Sean Bradley had bad seasons.
Shut up, nigga.
I'm not over that, nigga.
I'm not off it.
He riding with that Sean Bradley.
I'm riding with it.
I don't give a fuck.
I guess we have to talk about this on a more somber note
I forgot to mention last week about Drake's man
that was murdered in cold blood
I want to send prayers out to his family
I want to send prayers out to
the OVO crew, anybody that knew
this gentleman because the
police released the video today
of him being
murdered
I just feel like there's something against that.
It should be a law against that.
What, releasing the video?
I understand that they have to release the video
to help find the culprit.
They should crop that shit or something.
But they say that.
Don't you only need to see the culprits?
But you can't even see them.
If I'm a grieving mother,
I don't want to see that, man.
If I'm Drake, I don't want to see that man if I'm a if I'm Drake
I don't want to fucking see
I don't
if I know this man
and I love this man
and you put
I don't want to see that vid
I don't know him
and I didn't want to see the vid
I'm with you
and name any of those
type of cameras
where you can really see the person
both them motherfuckers
have their hoods up
you can't see it
it's just for the internet
to go watch
a kid die.
Which ain't...
Kevin Hart extortion plot.
Woman in a video is a traveling stripper.
Was that a plot twist?
She's going to lose her fucking...
She's going to be debarred.
Oh, wait a minute.
This was the other thing.
When niggas thought that the girl that he cheated with was the Miami singer slash songwriter,
that's when I was really coming in this podcast to kill Kevin Hart.
Why?
If there's somebody that you shouldn't cheat with, it's the singer songwriter from Miami.
Opportunist?
Yeah.
Yeah. I'm not rolling. I'm'm not rolling but that wasn't her also i forgot to mention on that hip-hop honors escape uh escapes candy and tiny came out and performed
no scrubs which i was confused about but i was confused about a lot of things. But then I turned to Twitter, and T-Boz was confused, too.
So was Coco, and so was Lili from SWV.
They all were tweeting about it.
I love old R&B diva beef.
I love that all the bitches is killing Brandy.
They don't respect nobody that I thought was great back in the day.
Hulk Hogan is getting shamed.
Nobody like Brandi?
They're getting Brandi out of here.
Why?
They've been trying to get Brandi's talented ass out of here for 15 years.
They say that she has some mental issues.
They say that she's going through some things, and that's believable.
I'm talking about her talent, though.
No, we're not getting her out of here for a talent.
So they're getting her out of here for personal reasons.
Yeah, not for her talent.
But when do we care about talent today? No, because you said they were tweeting about why they're performing no scrubs, and then you said people tried to get Brandi out of here for a talent. So they're getting out of here for personal reasons. Yeah. Not for a talent. But when do we care about talent today?
No, because you said
they were tweeting about
why are they performing
no scrubs and then you said
people tried to get
Brandy out of here.
I'm like, I'm confused.
Like, wait.
No, those weren't related.
Okay.
But I'm just saying.
Well, listen, you knew
they was trying to get
Brandy out of here
when Ray J became
the prominent sibling.
Yeah.
Right?
And I like Ray J.
Ain't that Brandy's brother?
No, that's Ray J.
Yeah, basically.
I think I got everything.
Your man KD.
Kevin Durant.
Two accounts.
He got caught.
Slipped up.
Tweeting a third person.
I think that's a real nigga move.
In the words of Trey Songz, like the rapper from Brooklyn, Big L.
Sometimes it happens.
Wait, Trey Songz said that?
You don't remember when he tweeted that?
No.
How do y'all not remember that?
I do remember that.
I do remember that.
I do remember that.
Trey definitely tweeted.
He did say that.
I thought that was a Rory ball.
No, that was a Trey Songz tweet he said.
Trey did say that.
Like the late rapper from Brooklyn, Big L.
What was the quote?
That's all he tweeted.
There's so much wrong with that line.
There's just so much wrong with that line.
He even hit with a punchline?
This was like 2010 Twitter.
Oh, man.
Big L's not even from Brooklyn.
I know.
That's what made the tweet so funny.
Oh, man.
That's funny.
Trey can't wait for this auto-tune phase to be gone.
He's so sick of these R&B niggas, he's going to kill Tory Lanez.
Tell me you don't think Trey Songz want to fuck Tory Lanez up.
All right, y'all pussies.
Whatever.
Y'all pussies.
All right, here's a clip.
Here's a clip.
I saved it just because it's funny.
I'm going to shout this guy out just because that's how funny
i laughed that's how funny i laughed that's how much i laughed at this earlier at the ab moon
went and found a video of mexican-born kevin hart speaking spanish so stop trashing black men Buenos noches, Diaz. Siete, ocho. Me llamo.
¿Quién eres tú?
¿Dónde?
¿Dónde?
Esteba.
Como siete, ocho.
Did he start off counting at first?
I hope.
It sounded like he started with um again.
He said, buenos noches.
What?
Diaz?
Buenos noches, Diaz.
Siete, ocho.
Me llamo Kevin E2.
Donde, donde este va?
Como siete, seis.
Now, how true is this?
Is Tiny pregnant again?
I'm not stopping my train of thought for that.
I just see something wrong. I don't know.
T.I. posted something, said was going to wait, but oh well, lucky number eight on the way.
I saw someone say that Tiny impregnated T.I.
All right.
I see where we've gone in this podcast.
Now, this is silly hour.
We've entered the silly hour.
You niggas have officially entered the silly hour.
Ass chick, you can't extort me if you wanted to.
Hold you trip and asking for 10 million.
Fuck is wrong with you.
Don't you know that I am married and my wife is pregnant too.
Making threats to drop my sex tape.
Go do what you gotta do.
Look, you can't extort me.
I'll just tell the truth.
Yeah, ain't dropping no cash now.
I'll just tell the truth.
My wife ain't about to leave me.
She look like boo-boo to fool.
Matter of fact, hand me the phone.
I'll call the FBI on you.
Now what she say?
Drop a sex tape on who who let's find out it's
the H-A-R-T I'm running comedy got my own shoe with my key you found this fuck we was partying
why you recording me now you be mad in the back that sound like extortion to me honestly don't
give a fuck cause all men probably cheap I'd rather go face black Twitter Than to have you robbing me
I don't negotiate with hoes
Ain't no groupie robbing me
Rather say that I was wrong
Old bum ass chick
You old bum ass chick
I like that
I like the way he came in on that
I thought he did a good job
Yeah
That's why I played it
It sounded like he actually could rap
It sounds like Kevin Hart should actually just do that
It sounded like Kevin Hart doing that
That's the other thing When you a comedian Everything you do is funny rap. It sounds like Kevin Hart should actually just do that. It sounds like Kevin Hart doing that.
That's the other thing. When you're a comedian,
everything you do is funny.
So this is like such a time of, like such a trying time.
It's probably a time where you need
people to be as supportive as possible, and
we're all just laughing.
It is rather funny, though. It is funny.
It's funny.
I think we got everything.
Yeah?
I think you might be right.
Let's see here.
I think we did.
What do we have in time?
Two hours.
Your giant's stinking it up.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, yeah.
Let's get to that.
Who won last week?
Who won the picks?
Oh, I got the picks.
I got the picks.
Y'all got sleepers?
No, no. No, no. No, picks. Y'all got sleepers? No, no.
None of us got sleepers.
No.
It's all about the Giants.
Oh, no.
Let's go back to our...
This fucking stupid game you started.
All right.
Parks had the Raiders.
Easy.
They won.
Moore had Pittsburgh.
They won.
Joe had Seattle.
Who did Seattle play?
They played.
Yeah, they played.
Two picks, bro.
Oh, they won.
You're just saying that.
They probably won.
They did win.
They beat the—
No, they won.
Yeah, they beat the Niners 12-9.
Oh, yeah, no, that was a good game.
I know that game existed.
No, it was a good game.
They won.
That doesn't sound like a good game.
I had the Chiefs, and the Chiefs won.
The Chiefs won.
All right.
So pull up the games now so we can pick next week's part.
And people informed me this is called Suicide Something.
That's dark.
It's dark?
Oh, suicide?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, you said we can't pick the same team again, right? No, you can't pick the same team again, Parks. No, that's suicide? All right. Well, you said we can't pick the same team again, right?
No, you can't pick the same team again, Parks.
No, that's cool.
All right.
Who did I pick last time?
Oh, the Raiders.
You picked the Raiders.
Oh, my God.
Mad computers and technology in here.
The Unabomber's right.
You love the Unabomber.
Joe is the Unabomber.
I cannot wait for the DC sniper doc.
Why has there not been a DC Sniper doc?
There's probably one on YouTube.
I'm sure there's one on YouTube, but
that's going to be a great one.
Holy shit!
And the season finale of The
Sinner is tonight.
Jessica Biel, The Sinner, I'll
say no more.
But if you binge watch shows, you should check out the center.
I don't remember the fucking network.
Oh, USA.
The center on USA.
Oh, my God.
Tonight.
I'm excited about that.
Tell me y'all still didn't pull up the football games.
No, I did.
There's some good matchups this week.
Week three about to be lit.
Well, let me read them because whoever read them last week was trash.
Rams, Niners, Texans, Patriots, Ravens, Jaguars Broncos Bills Saints Panthers Steelers Bears
Falcons Lions Browns Colts I want the Steelers this week Buccaneers Vikings Dolphins Jets
Giants Eagles Seahawks Titans Bengals Packers Chiefs Chargers Raiders Redskins Cowboys Cardinals
Bengals, Packers, Chiefs, Chargers, Raiders, Redskins, Cowboys, Cardinals.
I am taking the Steelers this week.
That is my pick.
I think that they will destroy the Chicago beers.
Joe Steelers.
And you guys still sound confused.
I'm taking the Patriots.
That's an easy one.
Well, why are you guys?
Over the fucking Texans. Oh, wait.
We can pick the Patriots now?
After the week since the week No you can never pick them again
Well Mo you picked Pittsburgh
You could pick the Patriots
No he can't
The Patriots and the Giants
Because we started this game in week two
They're out
They both lost week one
They're out we cannot pick them
Why no one picked
I just told you why.
We started the game late.
We started the game late.
That's why.
All right.
So while y'all look at that, I'm going to play.
I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.
And because of that, I should make smart decisions.
And recently, I didn't. I'm taking the Broncos over the Bills. You know, I'm not perfect. my back and because of that I should make smart decisions and recently I did
I'm taking the Broncos over the Bills you know I'm not perfect I'm not gonna
sit up here and say that I am or give me Oakland over Washington for and I made a bad error in
judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen and they did
and in doing that I know that I'm to hurt the people closest to me who I've talked to and apologized to.
My wife and my kids.
And I just, you know, it's a shitty moment.
It's a shitty moment when you know you're wrong and there's no excuses for your wrong behavior.
At the end of the day, man, I just simply got to do better.
at the end of the day man I just simply gotta do better
but I'm not gonna also allow a person
to have financial
gain off of my mistakes
and in this particular situation
that's what was attempted
I said I'd rather
alright who we picking
alright so Joe got
Steelers I have the Broncos.
Mo has Oakland.
Parks has the Packers.
Who the Packers playing?
I don't think they got an easy game.
The Redskins.
There's not a lot of easy games.
Week three might be all right.
The Bengals are so trash.
Oakland going to beat the shit out of Washington.
I mean.
I don't know that.
I don't know about that.
I don't know that.
Is that what they're playing?
I don't know that.
I do not.
I don't know about the shit.
I think they'll win that game, but I don't know about beat the shit. I don't even know if that's what they're playing. Yeah, it is i don't know that i do not know about the shit i think they'll win that game i don't know about i don't even know if that's what they're
playing yeah i'm not it is what they're playing i'm not rolling with the shit i was gonna pick
one of the either the browns or the colts but that's a loser bowl i'm not gonna set myself up
oh here's early here's something nice for from all adidas has overtaken jordan as the number
two brand in u.s sport footwear. Duh.
I'm shocked that Jordan had that. You're not going to just give me a duh right there.
Who didn't know that?
I've been arguing in favor of Adidas.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We had a big argument.
You've been arguing about Nike.
You've been arguing about Nike.
Look at him trying to clean that up.
You've been arguing about Nike.
What's up with Nike?
Not Jordan.
Doesn't Nike own Jordan?
But Jordan is still totally different, though.
At no point did I ever say Adidas was bigger than Nike.
Yes, you did.
No, I did not.
Let's just get to sleepers.
No, I did not.
Yes, you did.
Let's just get to sleepers.
My entire argument for you people who cannot hear, luckily we do a podcast.
Everything is documented.
Bring that shit back.
Episode 123.
That's why we need an intern.
But my point was Adidas, who for my entire life was like nothing, is on Nike's heels.
That was my point.
And then you told me that.
You told me Nike is not worried about Adidas at all.
They're still not even close.
And then I said, no, not today.
But when you look at projections in business like I would assume Nike is doing,
they would have to be cognizant of what Adidas is doing.
We had that conversation here.
Adidas is still not even close, though.
Today.
Yeah.
They still have a very long way to go before Nike ever feels threatened.
You changing your tone.
You were saying right now.
Yeah, you said Adidas is getting Nike to fuck out of here.
Adidas was towering over Nike.
That's what you said.
That's exactly what I said.
I might be quoting you verbatim.
I know.
I'm such a genius.
That shit don't even sound right, what y'all niggas are saying. What are you talking about? I know that's what you said. You might be quoting you verbatim. I know. I'm such a genius. That shit don't even sound right
what y'all niggas are saying.
What are you talking about?
You said Nike was number two.
Yeah, that's what I said
in 2017.
You said Nike was
being Adidas.
Yeah, motherfucker, you did.
You did say that.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
You didn't say that.
You got sleepers.
Trying to sleeper
your way out of this one.
Oh, do we care about
the Mexican cartels
Taking a stand and shooting and killing anybody
That comes there to work from Narcos
Whatever they say on Rollerwood
I'm not surprised at that
Why did the people from Narcos
Think that they could send the scout locator
To the most dangerous place in Mexico
Why did the scout say I'll do this
Because that was his job. And as I was
reading the fucking blog,
the blog obituary,
the last paragraph...
The blog obituary. Yeah, you know you gotta put an obituary
on the blog. The last paragraph
was like, he made his
career scouting the most dangerous
of locations from...
And I was like, uh... Not the most.
Mistake number one.
Yeah, I don't get it. Mistake number one. Yeah,
I don't get it.
It definitely couldn't
have gave me that job.
Rest in peace to him,
though.
He shouldn't.
Yeah,
nah.
White people think,
well,
no,
he's not white.
He's Spanish.
I think he was Mexican.
He was working for the man,
though.
You work for the man,
you the man.
It's crazy.
Maul,
do we have sleepers?
I think I covered everything.
I don't think there's anything else
that I really, really care about.
I don't care about Nike
unveiling their fucking jerseys.
Whoop-de-doo.
Good for them.
Yeah.
Oh, back to Rory's point
on last week
about 40s and waffles.
They didn't,
the venue didn't allow them
to bring in the 40s.
They had them.
No, that's my people.
Yeah, no, I'm just saying.
My bad.
My bad, more.
No, I'm just saying.
Courtney hit me.
She was like, no, we just weren't allowed to bring them in.
Oh, I was drunk at that shit.
I didn't care.
There might have been 40s there.
Shouldn't have taken my word for it.
Shout out to 40s and Waffles.
The new September 23rd thing they're doing, the last one for the year in LA.
I might try to make that.
Do you work for 40s and Waffles? No, I want the 40s and the Waffles. No, I don't want they're doing the last one for the year in LA. I might try to make that. Do you work for 40s and Waffles?
No, I want 40s and Waffles.
No, I don't want 40s. I don't drink no more.
Good, good. Do we care that
Mike Tyson reportedly confirms Jamie
Foxx will play him in upcoming biopic?
It's going to be dope.
Yeah, everybody knew that though. That little
piece he put out with Ebro was great. Had everybody
want. That was like the trailer when he was describing
how the movie opens. I put my faith in Jamie in That was like the trailer when he was describing how the movie opens.
I put my faith in Jamie with that
because typically I thought
when he was about to do Ray,
I was like,
I'm just going to laugh
at his Ray impression
just because he's a comedian,
but I was completely wrong.
So, yeah.
But Jamie has been...
I'm here for Jamie on that.
He's been mimicking Mike
for years.
Forever, I know,
but it's always been funny.
Yeah.
But Jamie is so talented,
I think he'll do all right
in that shit.
No, I think he will too.
He's going to body that.
Jamie's one of the most talented people on planet Earth ever.
I'm going to make my list.
It's Jamie, Chris, Glover, me.
All right, we'll stop there.
Anyone have sleepers?
Maul.
I'm one of the most talented?
Yeah, I appreciate that.
I was asking if you had sleepers Maul
Oh yeah I got sleepers
Y'all want me to save my sleeper first
Yeah I wasn't thinking about
Like your talent level
Okay my bad
I already know you're pretty talented
Alright
So does OVO
And Rough Riders
And Dad Toy
And Rockefeller
And Young Money
Shady
And Cash Money
And Shady
Am I playing Mons first?
And DaBarge.
DaBarge.
Start naming R&B niggas.
The Pips.
The Whispers.
Should we do a mall segment?
Before we get there, I could forget about that.
Wait, wait, wait. Last one.
Last one. I promise. Last one.
Last one.
Oh, come on. Last one. Last one. I promise. Last one. Last one. Last one. This is it. Oh, come on.
Come on.
Michael McDonald on this shit.
All right.
I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.
And because of that, I should make smart decisions.
Hey, depending on what she picked, return on back to work too.
You know, I'm not
perfect. I'm not going to
say that I am or claim to be
in any way, shape, or form.
And I made a bad error in
judgment and put myself in an environment
where only bad things can happen
and they did. And
in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt
the people closest to me, who
I've talked to and apologized to, including my wife and my kids.
Oh, my God.
Okay, last one.
I promise.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
Boy, you got your sleeper?
I'm trying to find it.
Hey.
What?
Don't play with me.
Oh, duh.
You don't have the sleeper yet?
Update your fucking iTunes.
Yeah, right.
Don't worry right don't get
fucking crazy here
or learn how to type
yeah just learn how to type
how come I can't type
uncle
oh yeah
hang out with
too many white people
uncle murder
drop the
uncle
I think
um
I'm at a place
in my life where um I'm at a place in my life where
I'm at a place in my life where
I feel like I have a target on my back
and because of that
I should make smart decisions
and recently I didn't
you know I'm not perfect
I'm not going to sit up here and say that I am
or claim to be in any way shape or form
and I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment I'm not going to sit up here and say that I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form.
And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen, and they did.
I'm so sorry, baby.
And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt the people closest to me. I never meant to do you wrong.
Who I talk to and apologize to.
Being my wife and my kids.
I'm sorry.
And I just, you know, it's a shitty moment.
It's a shitty moment when you know you're wrong
and there's no excuses for your wrong behavior.
At the end of the day, man, I just simply got to do better.
But I'm not going to also allow a person to have financial gain off of my mistakes.
And in this particular situation, that's what was attempted.
I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes.
Mo, you ready?
Are you playing belly?
I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back
and because of that
I should make smart decisions
and recently I did it
you know I'm not perfect
I'm not going to say it
shut up Ruben it's a good song though and when was Ruben playing ball You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not consistent.
Shut up, Ruben.
It's a good song, though.
Man, when was Ruben playing ball?
You are such a dick, man. Give me the arms, man.
It's like I missed the shot.
It's like I dropped the ball.
No shit.
You missed the shot.
And dropped the ball.
You know what's funny? Ruben is my man, shit. You missed the shot. And dropped the ball. You fat.
Yeah.
You know what's funny?
Ruben is my man, too.
He probably smoke you, too.
Ruben shouldn't be playing ball.
He might be nice.
I don't care if he is nice.
Y'all both had a hit in 04.
I didn't even have a hit in 04.
Oh, okay.
Whatever.
Same time.
I'm going to play.
This is Little Ito featuring Mayhem Lauren.
This is called High.
I like Mayhem Lauren.
It's my guy.
Shout out to fucking Forest Hills.
That's a good one.
You niggas get high.
I get high.
Wait a minute.
Niggas get high, nigga.
Yeah. Difference between the house and the home. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. her red, yeah, safe to say that's my soulmate, living day to day, scrape the blow plate,
you know who you with, know yourself, my niggas on go, trying to go straight, no results yet,
just acetone cans with the compress, four pounds to make your palms sweat Gotta listen more, talk less Still modest, used to fill dockets
Spill pockets, bitches fill crotches
Prosperous, but I don't do snakeskins or ostrich
I'm polished, a nigga the system wanna abolish
You don't know who you with, know yourself
Put a hole in your shit, over wealth
You on your own, no one else
Let's get high, nigga
Yeah, court dreams is tarnished
These little niggas 14 with charges
He wanna be the next designer
Just gotta respect the grinders
You know, I've been in and out the game, champ
Since Theo had the birds with the name stamped
Street lights, I'm still under the same lamp We goin' up north once the chain clamps
That's the difference between you, you niggas get high, you boys get to the gym
I get high, you have high
Let's get high nigga, yeah
Difference between the house and the home You don't know who you with, know yourself
Put a hole in your shit, overwhelm
Yo, you on your own, no one else
Let's get high, nigga
Yo, let's shake out, gettin' this flake out
Truffle french fries for takeout
My whole team gettin' creamed up
Y'all niggas never seen, dawg You might've seen me in the back streets pitchin'
Worked to some cuckers with they back teeth, listen
I'm blowin' like the Vatican at midnight Pardon my ways, I had to get this crib right
So much jewelry, probably think I did a heist These drugs are free, I'm only selling them advice
P.O.P.O., my Peruvian struggle
Got a thick white chick that got a Nubian bubble
Got a thick black chick that got a white girl's hair
Told them both to play nice because life ain't fair
Shit, I'm in the beach chair, rockin' ski wear
Watchin' people cop all the grams, my niggas prepare
Rockin' crisp leathers with some Chris Webber's jean up
Then we read up, nigga, the strips fed us
In the building even when I'm outside
Fuck around, you getting outlined, pussy
You don't know who you with, know yourself
Put a hole in your shit, overwealth
You on your own, no one else
Let's get high, nigga
That's Lil' Eto featuring Mayhem Lauren called High
Lil' Eto, I see you, nigga
Shout out Mayhem Lauren, friend of the show
That was hard
Lil' Eto, I fuck with Lil' Eto
That beat was hard, I'm ready to rob somebody now
You got one?
Yeah, I guess.
Get a reach?
Microphone
check. One, two.
Mall sleepers be making me
want to rap sometimes.
For real. You gotta cut that shit out.
What you mean? New York got some shit.
So don't do it. This would be the best time
for you to rap. Nah, I'm cool.
Why would now be the best time
What you mean
Cause Uzi getting slick
Out the mouth
I mean
Uzi was talking shit
Nah I think
I think that you have
I thought you fucked Uzi
You have a lot to
A lot more content now
I should go teach
Uh
Uzi and Russ
Not to test
The lyrical venom
That exudes
From my pen
Woo
No
Sound like the rage Of the machine right now Fine Yeah right Uh the lyrical venom that exudes from my pen. Woo! No.
Sounds like the rage machine
right now.
Fine.
Yeah, right.
You didn't even have that.
Gunshots are corny
Should I play
the new Sonder record
or the new Kevin?
I'll play the Kevin Ross shit.
I got a couple
sleepers today.
Should I go barefoot?
Should I go Timberlake?
Should I hit him with this?
Or should I hit him with that?
Shut the fuck up.
Shit, this is the first week I've had a couple that I can play.
It's Kevin Ross, Don't Go.
I like Kevin Ross.
I'm going to play Saunders' new shit next week.
Imani got to snuff in for this, too.
This is Imani in my brain.
I did want to end with Imani's project. And I can't put you down, you're my past, my now, my future
You're one exception to the rules
To everything I thought I knew
No one else will ever do
Cause I
Swear you won't ever come
I know you can't stay too long, but baby don't go
Baby don't go, baby don't go
Baby don't go, baby don't go
Baby don't go
You're my Mona Lisa with a smile that guys would kill for
You're my high price hot and I ain't help it that I'm a selfish girl
You're the rock of my road, you're my blues, my soul collection
Put the record on hold road, you're my blues, my soul collection Put the record on hold, damn your perfection
You're one exception to the rule
Said everything I thought I knew
No one else will ever do
Cause I
Swear you won't ever care
I know you can't stay too long
But baby don't go
Baby don't go
Baby don't go
Baby don't go
Baby don't go
Baby don't go
Cause I
Swear you won't ever care
I know you can't stay too long
But baby don't go, baby don't go
Baby don't go, baby don't go
Baby don't go, baby don't go
Ooh, and they left a space for the Rory 16.
Remember when you heard it first?
That's brand new for my man Kevin Ross.
It's called Don't Go.
Henny Rory got 16 for that.
Right here, 101.9.
That'll be all for my man DJ Henny Rory.
Coming up next, smooth sounds of sounds Henny Rory is mad funny
Henny Rory is mad funny
sad she need help
should we get into you boys
I've been needing help
Sabrina Claudio put out
a new joint I love it
I love her this is called
Belong to You.
Shout out to her manager, who's a big, big friend of the show.
That's my man.
First of all, how come on all of Sabrina Claudio's songs,
she has the perfect phone sex voice?
Yeah, she does have a pretty tone.
Yeah, I'm not even kidding.
That's one.
And two, why did phone sex die
cause FaceTime
that is still phone sex though
it's not just vocal
it's FaceTime sex
it's on your phone though
you're not focused on the voice as much as you are
focused on the visual
how do you know what I'm focused on
how do you know what I'm focused on how do you know what i'm focused on i'm not i'm not even concerned
you're a weirdo you're a really strange person and you run a strange music festival
that shit was lit though I belong to you
You
You
Grab hold of me
Gentle love but touch passionately
I'll give you my blessing Take me person and objectively
Exiting internally
I belong to you
I belong to you
I belong to you
I belong to you I'll be lost in you You
You
Take care of me
Talk of digging and and night falling deep Stimulate me
I want you mentally and physically
I belong to you
You You I belong to you.
You.
You.
I belong to you.
You.
Hey.
That's brand new music from Sabrina Claudio That one is called Belong To You
Freshly released
If you're unfamiliar with her
It would behoove you to go and just download
Or stream her back catalog
She is amazing
And that's all I got man
I want to thank you gentlemen
For yet another really amazing week
Is there anything happening this weekend
Coming up that I should know about?
No, it's over.
Not that I can think of this week.
They got a million.
They got Hurricane Jose, fucking Hector, all types of earthquakes and shit going on.
Be careful and be safe.
I might need to smoke some hookah through Jose.
Forties and Waffles in LA this weekend.
No, fam, fam, fam, fam, fam.
Ball, ball, ball.
Ball got a percentage on that. Relax. I might go. I got it, though. All right, so hit us when you get there, then. 40s and Waffles in LA this weekend No fam fam Fam fam fam Ball ball ball
Relax
I got it though
Alright so hit us when you get there then
Y'all not coming?
Since we plug in
You move
You moving to LA yo
I'm telling you
I've been saying it
It's gonna happen
Me?
No me he says
Yes you
Nigga I'm looking at you
If I move to LA
Y'all gotta move
Why?
If I move to LA Y'all gotta move I'm not against That's? If I moved to L.A., y'all got to move.
I'm not against it.
That's why.
But I'm not.
But no, no, no.
That ain't the fuck why.
You were so hellbent on never moving to L.A.
If I moved to L.A., it's because the bag is big enough for me to be in L.A.
And if the bag is big enough for me to be in L.A., that means I've already negotiated a big enough bag for you both to be in L.A. as well.
No, no, no.
Listen.
That is why.
No, no, no.
Don't talk bag talk now. Wait, huh? You missed when we first had this conversation you don't want to talk when we
first had this talk you was just like man fuck la i'm never moving that was your stance it wasn't
bag talk that was my stance yeah so now your stance has changed russell simmons kind of have
talked me off that ledge only because according to him he talked you off that ledge. Only because according to him... He talked you on that ledge.
No, he talked me off it. According to him,
well, I didn't need him to tell me all the New York
niggas is out there. One.
Pardon me. Two,
Russell says, take my word for it,
nobody's more New Yorker than me. It's a move
that you have to make if you want to accomplish
certain things in your career.
That's what he said. I don't care.
And when he says that like that... I will move to the swamps of Mississippi if the bag is big said. I don't care. And when he says that like that.
I will move to the swamps of Mississippi if the bag is big enough.
Don't give a fuck.
I wouldn't.
Swamps of Mississippi.
I don't care.
The bag is the bag.
Nobody's going to recognize you little naughty.
I don't want to be recognized.
I just want the bag.
I don't care if nobody knows me, Joe.
All right.
So just so I paint the picture before we get out of here.
Shorty's going to be laughing at homeboys' corny jokes while you're in the swamps of Mississippi looking at your phone upside down.
Yep.
And I'm going to be counting that cash.
You know what?
On that note.
Mississippi got some joints, no?
You shouldn't be worried about where the joints are.
I'm not going with y'all to the swamps of Mississippi.
That's what y'all was doing.
I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.
I want to thank everybody for listening.
I had a great time with you guys.
Our prayers go out to Kevin Hart.
Hold up, man.
Our prayers go out to Kevin Hart.
Let's all say a prayer for Kevin Hart and Spank.
And Spank.
Who else should we say a prayer for?
That whole plastic red cup boy conglomerate they got over there.
Wait, what?
A red plastic?
His whole crew. Red cup, red plastic his whole crew
red cup
red plastic
plastic red cup boys
some shit like that
red cup boys
wait whose crew is that
Kevin's
that's like
his company
bunch of real good comedians
oh no wonder
they got
he got fucking caught
they're good comedians
I'm just talking about
the name
I'm not saying
they're good friends
I'm only talking about
the name of the group
the red cup comedians
no
it's something doper than what I'm saying there they're good friends. I'm only talking about the name of the group. The Red Cup Comedians? No.
It's something doper than what I'm saying.
There you go.
Plastic Cup Boys.
That's much doper than... All right, whatever, man.
It just sounded better than what I was saying.
It's not my job to judge anybody, man.
Let me just get out of here.
Shout out to Plastic Cup Boys.
I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.
And because of that, I should make smart decisions.
And recently, I didn't.
You know, I'm not perfect.
I'm not supposed to appear and say that I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form.
And I made a bad error in judgment
and put myself in the environment
where only bad things can happen, and they did.
And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt
the people closest to me,
who I've talked to and apologized to,
including my wife and my kids.
And I've just, you know, it's a shitty moment.
I'm so immature.
Grow up
Whatever
And there's no excuses
For your wrong behavior
At the end of the day man
There's just something
That I do better
But I'm not gonna also
Allow a person to
To have financial gain
Off of my mistakes
In this particular situation
That's what was attempted
I said I'd rather
Fess up to my mistakes
you bullshitting but that would actually chop that up and that's a great hook for a record
what kevin's saying what kevin's saying yeah like if you was a spit of earth and then bring half of
that in as a hook um i'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Because of that, I should make smart decisions.
Drop it.
I like the acapella first and then the drop.
And recently, I didn't.
You know, I'm not perfect.
I'm not going to step in.
I'm out.
See you niggas next week.
Shout out to the story that's breaking tomorrow that we didn't know about yesterday Cause we're not psychic
I bid you adieu
I don't even know what that means
Adieu
Don't ever say adieu
In my presence
Ever again
Adieu